Aunty Donna Podcast - The New Aunty Donna

Episode Date: July 8, 2025

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Welcome one of the three members of Auntie Donna, Broden Kelly! Oh hi, thanks for having me. And the second member of Aunty Donna, Mark Banana! Here I am, I'm ready to talk, ready to kick off this new era. Last but not least, he was the one that drove the first era into the ground. And now he's ready to revitalize it. Yet again, the leader of the new era, it's Zach. All hail Zach. Hello.

All hail our new leader, Zach, who is here to take the Aunty Donna podcast in its exciting new direction. Now you may have noticed we haven't changed, the background hasn't changed, the way we've shot it hasn't changed. Clothes. Clothes. Definitely haven't changed. Last week.

But there is a little bit of music playing. And also I'm bringing in energy. Yeah. That's right! Nothing has changed! Because the new era is not about clothes. Backgrounds. It's about attitude and also a bit of music in the background It's the new auntie Donna

Alright, alright Okay, stop the music Lindsay now I just just quickly yeah Would have a conversation about what the new era was going to be before we started doing it. Oh god. Would have it helped? I'm just asking if it would have helped. Guys, as the leader of the new era, I need you to have faith in me.

Oh man, I've misplaced my faith before. Yeah. In the past. That was the old era. I would die for you, Zach. You would die for me, that's right. Oh, hail the leader of the new era. You've gone in hard.

You've gone in hard with the faith. I would die for Zach in this new era. He is our leader. Unless you fall in line, I will kill you. Don't listen to Mark. No, you die for him, not kill for him. Don't listen to Mark. He puts ideas in your head.

Ideas about the old era, the old ways. This is the new era. I am the leader of the old era and all must fall in line or die. I am on board with the new era. My question simply was. To question is to doubt. To doubt is to not be a true believer in the new era. I can't ask any questions.

You just gotta get on board. I am on board. I am. If I'm not... I'm sorry Mark. Now sometimes the ways of the new era can be threatening and scary. Yeah. And obviously there are... I'm scared.

...worry's about asking questions. I don't want you putting ideas in my followers minds, but if you have questions, of course I welcome all questions in the new era. He's so he's so humble the leader Yes, let's talk. Let us talk converse. This is the way of the new era, right? So what what is the new era? Just just break it down into two or three dot points for someone who doesn't know Let's say we're talking to the audience who have undoubtedly halfed. Say we're talking to them.

And fuck the old ones. Let them go. Yeah. Because we will rebuild, Mark. We will rebuild stronger, funnier and greater than the old era ever was. And maybe with a little bit of new artwork, even just changing like the hue. The old era cared about artwork, backdrops and changing our clothes. And neither did you apparently. The new era does not.

The new era is not concerned with such material things. Broden gets it, don't you Broden? Yes, great leader. Alright. So your question, Mark, what is your question? Just sum up how the new era differs from the old era. Just the top line. You want answers, don't you?

Not answers. Not answers. No, you just want the quick, easy fix, don't you? No, not the quick, easy fix. You just want me to tell you, oh, it's all gonna be okay. Well, that's the old era way of thinking. Okay.

And the new era way of thinking is- The new era knows that there is joy. That there is happiness in the journey of discovery. Yeah. The old... Donnie, this gun does not sound on board. The old era. I'm on board.

Yeah, you better be. Because the old era, we were questioning, doubting, asking all these questions, but don't you feel that joy? Oh, yeah, I do. That joy of discovery, that joy of knowing that I don't know as much as the leader knows. And even the leader doesn't know as much as the great new era energy knows. That energy, that life blood that flows within us, around us and comes from the centre of the earth.

It was born when the earth was just spinning dust. It came together, it formed. For us. That's science. The way you're talking, I feel like at some point you're going to try and fuck me. Mark, sure. Sure. There is some, we have some, I'm not here to talk about how- Silence, Mark. The leader is talking. Sorry, I'm listening. It's the how silence mark the leader is talking. I'm listening it just it's the vibe that like this is all leading down a path where we go into like an old like dance hole like a rehearsal studio where people dance and there's mirrors and you turn the lights down and Okay, I have to we have to have we have to fuck each other

You don't have to do anything. Okay. But if the energy of the life force that comes from the earth... Oh fuck you, Zach. There we go, thank you. But that's okay, you know? Alright. We're all on our different journeys. Broden is a level seven, you're a... Oh, there are levels?

Yes. Yes, I'm level seven. What level am I? You're not even on the ladder, man. Okay. Because you doubt. Level seven. What level am I? You're not even on the ladder, man. Because you doubt. Because you have the old era ways in you, you know? Which are?

Oh, oh, I want to question everything. I want to make things funny. When you have a can of drink, how do you drink it? From the sauce hole at the top. The sauce hole? That's the thing I'm not like... The source, S-O-U-R-C, like the source. The source of the source.

The source hole? The source hole, that's the source of where you get... The source of the source. Right, so you... The source comes out the source hole. But how do you drink it? With my mouth? You don't use anything?

My lips? Oh, Mark, Mark, Mark. As you can see, level seven, he... With straw, there's only two... There are multiple ways. There are multiple ways to drink that. You can also tip it into a cup and drink it from there. Yeah, okay, so from where you begun, thinking there was no way to drink from the can, you've found three ways to drink.

The old era has one way of drinking from the can, which is? Just mouth for the sauce hole. But look at this, Broden's only level seven and already he understands, he knows there are... Multiple, there's three ways. Well Broden, here's the thing. There's more than three. There are infinite ways. Infinite ways you can drink that drink.

Wow. If you got a set of keys you can create your own source, hold down the bottom, drink the whole thing in one big goop. And you would when you slam your keys violently into the can. Oh, these old ways of thinking. But I love you, Mark, and I forgive you. I forgive you for bringing this energy into you, trying to get in Broden's ears. How would you drink out of a 600ml bottle of Coke?

Where am I? Subway. Subway. Like the New York Subway? No, Subway restaurant. Like in South Melbourne? 600ml? Yeah.

So just that's like... Room temperature, full strength Coke. That's a big... They just put it in the fridge. That's a big one, right? They even rotate the stock so the cold ones are at the back. Oh yeah, because like the two litre is... No, no, no.

600ml is not the 390. More than a can, but still for one. So it's the bottle. 600ml. 600ml. There's multiple... There's can, there still for one. So it's the bottle. 600. 600ml. There's multiple, there's can, there's bottle. Smallest bottle, not smallest bottle, but you know, small 390. And then large, which is 600ml.

And then you're thinking of 1.25 litre. 1.25. I was thinking of 1.25. Go down one. 1.25 is for friends. What do you mean? You share a 1.25. Oh, over a few days.

I thought you weren't allowed to drink it. Not over a few days. I think at 1.25, you're drinking in one night, but with a 1.25. Over a few days. Not over a few days. 1.25 you're drinking in one night, but with a friend or two. But if you live alone... Broden. I'm sorry, master. It's okay even Broden. You must drink 1.25 with friends over one night, idiot.

Alright. Otherwise you get drink... Two bottles of 600ml. Two bottles of 600ml. I don't like... Two bottles of 600ml if you want to drink over multiple nights. You know this. I am aware of the size of a 600ml now. I understand. Well I have a... No I'm a little confused because I have a 500ml

thing of body wash in my uh... uh... shower. The new era? And the new era doesn't touch anything between 300ml and 600ml. It doesn't exist well with the energy that emanates from the earth and within us all. Alright, just stop with the questions. You ask and ask and ask.

But I wouldn't drink a 600ml bottle of Coke. Yeah, and that's why if you keep with this, and I'm hearing, and you're making Brodom very uncomfortable. I'm okay with being challenged. I, you know this. You're so humble. I love to have debates. I'll often invite many women from the, many women from the new Aunty Donna era into my, after my lectures and my talks and we'll debate through the night. Wow.

We'll debate through the night and I let them question and I love to think about all these ideas. Yeah. Right? But Broden is only level seven. He can't handle this. My wife often gets advice from Leader Zack. She goes into those.

The lectures, yes. And she's had three of my children. Because they fuck. I knew there was weird sex shit going on. Wow, no, that's sex. No, it's for the journey, for the group, for Auntie Donna, Mark. We need more of Zach's children within the Aunty Donna movement in order to spread the world.

This podcast era started 30 minutes ago. The Patreon is at the highest numbers it's ever been. Yes. Right now. And I would happily lose- Without a great leader would that happen? I would happily lose all of them. All of them.

No. Let's chill out here. All of them. Let's let's, let's chill out here. Let's have a cornerstone of our, of our finding infrastructure. Let's just chill out. I'll hear him out. Go on Zach, lead us, Zach. I propose a new Patreon structure. One where instead of giving, what is it, $6.90 or something around that, the, you know, US

exchange rate of $6.90, instead of thousands of people giving $6.90, I asked the true believers, the true believers of the new Auntie Donna era to give 100% of their income to the Patreon. 100% and you will never be wanting. You will always have a bed to sleep, you will always have books to read, ideas to discuss, and your wives will always be pregnant.

It's perpetually pregnant. It's different now. It's not like the old podcasts, Mark. This is very different. This is very different. Let me ask you a question, not even on a level at all. When you go to a fish and chip shop and get a minimum chips, how many chips do you think that is? Like an exact number of fries? Approximation. Not fries.

Well chips, no but you know what I mean. Fries. Ha ha ha ha ha. I pity you. It's the smallest amount they're willing to give. Let me fuck your wife. What? What? What?

What? Sorry, go on. What was that? Minimum chips. My answer is the minimum amount that... Mark, I'm starting to start to doubt the leader. The more he talks, the less...

I think you need to leave your wife. Broden left his wife, Andy. I think you need to leave your wife. Broden left his wife, Andy. I think you need to leave your wife, find a new wife among the congregation. I don't want to leave my wife. Well, you're going to have to if she doubts. And then I'll... Your new wife will already be pregnant. This is based off real groups. Yeah, yeah.

Usually in America. Yeah. But I'm having doubts about Zach Lee. Yeah, because it's... The power's gone. It started just with... Like like the first six months of working with Zach was mostly canned drink questions. Yeah right. I was so on board with that. Really? But now... Focused on drinks and cans. He's given me a wife and then he keeps impregnating my wife. And now he's asking me to allow him to do the same. Now how on board are you at a

ten with this guy? I wasn't on board at the start and it's, I don't know if you could be less on board than I was, but somehow it's gotten there. Just between you and I, I'm starting to have doubt. And if you want to run for leader, you got my backing. Well, look, I'm already president of Auntie Donna. I don't know if I have the mental capacity to be both president of Auntie Donna and the leader of the podcast. It's a very important tenet. Sorry, I listened to all of that.

Oh, he has microphones everywhere. I mean, yes, I hear all. He has microphones everywhere. I think it is an important tenet and it always has been an important part of the Aunty Donna culture that we separate government and faith. And I do not think we, I think, I know you're feeling funny about me right now, but I think that having the president of Auntie Donna also be the head of the new Auntie Donna movement could be very dangerous.

I worry I'll be exhausted. I won't, I'll be too tired to do the present work if I have to fuck all these wives. You don't have to do that. You could be a leader for truth. No, no, no, no. That's the one that I do feel feel like does the podcast have to be this weird culty sort of multiple wives thing It's just the wife thing. I think you want to what? Would that help you stay? No, I'm fine. I gave you a second wife. That's a lot of admin Okay, when we come back from the ad break, oh god wait that was 15 minutes

Yeah, Zack will be revealing the ultimate truth of the new Auntie Donna movement. Oh Okay, when we come back from the ad break, Oh God. Wait, that was 15 minutes? Yeah. Zach will be revealing the ultimate truth of the new Aunty Donna movement. Oh. Hi everybody, welcome back. All hail Zach. All hail Zach. Keep talking. Keep talking and I'll see how I'm going.

I was sent to this earth for three reasons. By who? By the earth energy from the centre of the earth for three reasons. By who? By the earth energy from the centre of the earth, from dust. I was... Can I ask you a quick question? Yeah. Separate because you're the space guy. Is the middle of the earth full of lava?

What do you mean? I just remembered that. Is that right? I think it's like more like magma. Someone listening will know the answer more than me. But is that true? Why is it in the middle? How can it be through in the middle? I'm not laughing because it's just laughter. Because of the pressure. Pressure?

So the pressure is so hot that then... What pressure? The pressure of gravity is so hot and all the stuff on top of it is so hot that then more pressure the pressure of gravity Is so hot and all the stuff on top of it is so hot that it is a liquid But then at the center center, it's something more like a solid ball again because it's so hot. It's solid No, because then the pressure is so great. It's like locked into like it's almost like a solid Wow But it's all kind of like a gun ball like a hot like a fancy gum ball You know those fancy gum balls you get they got a liquid center, but it's all kind of relative. Like a gumball. Like a fancy gumball. Very hot. You know those fancy gumballs you get, they've got a liquid centre? But it's not a liquid centre.

It's also not a solid centre, it's just everything so schmushed that it's like it's a solid. But it's not solid. I don't know. But it's like a solid. But it's liquid. They record earthquakes. I know what that feels like. So here's the jig, alright?

We were all born of the sun. I agree. Yeah. Everything that we are made of came out of supernova from the sun. That's science. Stardust, yes. Yeah? Sure.

And that's Moby. Moby? We're all made of stars by Moby. Oh, right, right, right, right. Yeah. The Twilight of his career kind of vibe. Now did you know that the funny comes from the sun as well? In what way?

The photons. When you laugh, do you think I'm going to laugh now or do you just laugh involuntarily? A bit of both. Yeah. When you get a tan, do you think think I'm gonna get a tan now or do you just absorb the photons it turns into a tan or a burn? I'm not tanning someone I know I'm getting one. Photons are energy. Funny is energy. Now that funny from the Sun is going to return to our earth in an explosion in the next two years. We're all going to die.

Well, all those that have not studied my way will die, yes, but we will all be returning to the sun before that even happens. Our funny energy- On a rocket? No, our funny energy will be released and go back to the sun. And I will tell you, my core, the core members, before I get everyone else involved, that I will be, we will be doing that together and we will be getting everyone on board with that idea before the Australian Tax Office covers around. Okay. So the ATO play a big part in your...

That's just the timing thing. It seems pretty drastic shit that you're saying. What are you saying? Wow, joyful. How joyful they are. How funny energy. We will return to pure funny. Is that not the goal of the comedian? To be pure funny. I'm just uncomfortable with all of this What would you know why you're uncomfortable? What what would be the reasons that you would buy a two-liter? I would never but if you were what you were you couldn't You could you couldn't make me I would never make that choice I would never like that choice Pepsi. No never never never what about if you want a fizzy I

Never want a fizzy don't drink fizzy. I never want to ice tea. I'll have two liter iced tea No, they don't think they'd do that. They should they do 1.5 And if I was president it would you could get a 1.5 and the 500 mil Lipton iced tea and put it together in a custom jug. Is this specific to the 2L full strength? I have a jug. Imagine there's a 2L iced tea. In my jug?

It's customised. This is really Broden's guidance. I don't know where he's going with this. Imagine you buy a 2L Coke. I'm going to imagine I've taken my jug to a Pizza Hut. I've gotten the iced tea option. This is not my analogy man. You go to Coles. You see the two litre jugs. I mean two litre, you've confused me. Two litre bottles. I've confused you. Stop. Two litre bottles of what? Coke.

Coke. A cola. Just imagine. It's, use your imagination. You're the man, a man of imagination. I have to imagine. I'm sorry. Can I be someone else in this?

Can I imagine I'm in the skin of someone else? Yes. Like a being John Malkovich. Sure. Perhaps your funny has fully transmigrated itself away from the form of Mark into the body of another. And that does happen, that has been known to happen. I've lived in eight bodies.

But I am pure funny. This happened when we started this podcast, by the way. This is just the new era podcast. You understand? I am pure funny. He's a blood hungry cult leader. Broden, you have doubts, you have sexual urges. Sure. You have hunger. Not anymore. And a lot of funny from him. You don't have hunger anymore? Nah. I'm on a zephyc.

Broden is almost all funny. Not pure funny, he still has those dirty sexual urges, but you must abstain from fucking your wife. Yeah, because this is the wife that he gave me. Yes. Only he who is pure funny can fuck wives. Right. Now I- I want to be funny. I am pure funny.

That is the goal of all comedians. I'm so funny I can transmigrate my body into another form. Wow. Sorry, Broden, go. I've got nothing. You're great Lido. Yeah thank you. Now what are you going to say about the two litre bottle of Coke? I'm imagining I'm someone else. Maybe who can, who could I possibly be?

Oh yeah don't worry about it. This is exactly what I'm talking about. It's awful. Mark you can return to the Sun with us or you can perish and die in the Sun supernova. I want to do the Coke thing. I just don't drink coke. If you're one of us, you'll drink the coke. I just don't drink Coca-Cola. So either change what I'm buying or let me bring my custom jug. To fill it with iced tea, which is my... Are you okay? Is this okay? Which is arguably has more sugar than soft drink. It's not a health thing. It's too bubbly.

Why is sugar unhealthy, Mark? I don't know. It's just not good for you. They say it's not good for your refined sugar. Good for what? Not good for what? For the body. But if the body is running on funny... Look, you've upset Brian. No, it's just that the headphones into my glasses were crushing my head. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You got the beanie as well. Yeah, it really put a lot of pressure on my head.

Yeah. Are you sure you're not too upset by this doubting man? Well, you could be right. Yeah, it could be this man. But I think it's the beanie and the headphones and the glasses crushing into my skull. You know, I wouldn't feel that. I would feel that and just think of three or four bits. I want to do this, Broden.

I'm committed to at least doing this. My only request is you either tell me I'm somebody else who enjoys coke that's buying coke, or it's me. I've come in with a personalized jug. Or I'll give you a third option. You've had a lobotomy. Okay. And you want coke. Why would a lobotomy make me want coke?

We can make you want coke. Do you want to want coke? No. But you don't know that you don't know that you could want coke. You're answering, you're hearing the question, do you want coke? And you're saying no. He's asking a different question. He's asking, do you want to want coke. You're answering, you're hearing the question, do you want coke? And you're saying no. He's asking a different question. He's asking, do you want to want coke?

And keep in mind that you don't know that you could want to want coke. Okay. All right. Are you open to wanting coke? I'm open to a lobotomy. Okay. He's had the lobotomy. He wants coke.

He goes to the store to let a bottle take it away, bro. Has the lobotomy made me think coke is a different drink that I'll enjoy or has it changed my It's gotten rid of the part of you that doesn't want Coke. So now all I want is Coke? No, you're wanting a balanced diet. Alright. If I'm going for balanced diet, I wouldn't be drinking Coke. The other, you have balanced it out.

Right. Alright. How are you drinking this coke? How am I drinking it? This two litre bottle of coke. Well I've got to buy it first. Yep. You go through self-serve, you pick up that coke, you take it out. How are you drinking that coke? And then I'm going home. Yeah. And then I'm probably putting it in the fridge for a little bit. No. We don't drink cold, cold coke. Is this the test? You are on board with this or not? Are you a believer or not? I'm trying to tell you what I would do. But also if I've had a lobotomy, maybe I'm like sticking it up my, my ass or something. I

don't know. You can have a warm coke. And like bending over and then twirling around to make it like tornado into my colon. And and then what would happen? I probably spew or like get a really bad tummy ache. I'd have gas like you wouldn't believe I blow the door off gas gas gas gas Welcome brother welcome To gas Are you ready to return to the Sun as pure funny? Yeah, yeah. Mm-hmm. And that's what we're gonna be doing now Gas? Are you ready to return to the sun as pure funny? Yeah? Yeah?

And that's what we're going to be doing now. Are you excited? You'll be helping all of the other members do this. Some of them will be afraid. They'll be afraid. Of gas? Of being pure funny and returning to the sun. Some of them will have doubt, but I need you with me on this.

Some will try to run. Where are you at? Cause you were having, you were shaky. Yeah, well I, I, I, I, I, I haven't, uh. It's okay to doubt. Yeah, that's, and he keeps doing that. I'm like, well, he'll think he's a fucking nutcase. And then I go, well, he's down.

I go, well, okay, but I want to maybe revolt at the last bit and tear down this new era and by the end of this episode start afresh on a third era. Mmm. Now that I could get on board with. I could get on board. My head is, I'm crushing my head with the glasses and it's hurting my head. I could get on board with burning this whole thing down. Mm-hmm. Reclaiming our wives. Yep. Just the regular ones. Yep.

And fully starting fresh next podcast. Yep. I'd be prepared to do that as well. You'd sacrifice yourself? No, I'd just, I'd be happy to drop this whole thing. Because you know what I was implying with the returning to the sun. Yeah, sort of like a mass, like a Jonestown situation. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

And I don't want to do that. That would be bad for the podcast. So, well, gonna get us back on Netflix. Yeah, in a documentary style. The first podcast to do a Jonestown. Yeah. That I know of. I mean, that guy... Yeah, there was that sex one.

That business, they probably had a podcast. Sex business? You know the one that was evil, the evil one that they were like a business betterment one? Anyway. There was a business betterment podcast that killed every... No, that... That killed a bunch of people.

No, they just made people. Anyway, doesn't matter. You're my Hamish and Andy. No. Did they make people better a business? That's what they promised. They were like motivational. But then they killed everyone.

No one was killed, but people were turned into slaves. This might be a bad time. People were turned into slaves? Yeah, it was a cult. It's really full on, not funny at all. This might be a bad time to bring it up. Yeah. But

did you want to gauge interest from our audience on becoming a cult? Yes, if you are interested in giving a hundred percent of your earnings to our patreon I don't want to run a cult, but I want to hear whether people are interested in being in a cult. But then also... Yeah, look I'd rather not. I think it would be weird. Yeah, no, I just want to put it out there. But I had another question. Yeah, go for it. I know it might be a weird time to bring this back up, but I still think that you don't understand both of you how impossible it would be to

fuck on Mount Everest versus- You bringing this up again? Well, I just- I wasn't there for that one, I don't think. Was I? Oh yeah, you were there. Yeah, you were there, mate. Was I?

Oh yeah. Versus a volcano. I think you both underestimate- Bringing this up again, Broden, when you you've already been you made a fool of yourself Last time you know I did not make a fool of myself either you did or I did I Genuinely can't remember One of us did I think it was you because you What was it?

You I believe that it is safer to fuck on a volcano and you believe it's safer to fuck on a volcano, to fuck at Mount Everest. And I think you just don't understand how dangerous Mount Everest is. You think it's just a little bit cold. You think, oh, sometimes I wake up. I know it's very cold. I know people get frostbite. I think you have no understanding.

And I know this is from like episode two, 150 or something. Yeah, and I think I watched some documentaries about volcanoes since then. And I think broadly speaking, yeah, it would be safer to fuck on a volcano. Like still very dangerous if it's active and stuff, but significantly safer than, um... But what part? What part?

Of what? At the peak? At the peak? Yeah. At the peak of a, of a active volcano? At both peak of both? That's full of lava. Peak of both.

It's full of lava. Yeah, but you're not in the lava. Where are you? Near of lava. Peak of both. It's full of lava. Yeah, but you're not in the lava. Where are you? Near the lava. It's hot. That's hot. You're getting hot and heavy. You don't know how dangerous Mount Everest is.

You know, it's literally the largest open graveyard in the world. I'm aware of this. There are people who died on that mountain, perished 30 years ago, still there. I think both would be hard. I think both would be hard. I can see that, but I can see nothing else. Are you trying to change your argument from years ago? Never. I'm stern on it. I'm Howard Stern on, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, Maybe they'll be new, maybe they'll be old. Discover that and more next week for episode one of The Aunty Donna Cool Era. To be clear, we're closing the book on the- The new era is over. Do you want to do another round of apologies

to our audience? Oh yes, I think at the end of every era, there needs to be a round of apologies. Great, I'm sorry? I can't apologize enough for this one. I see nothing to be sorry about. I think I listened to my heart and I tried my best and I'm sorry if... This is his court proceeding.

I'm sorry if people below me in my inner sanctum, people like Broden, tried to take my humble teachings and turn them into something for his own gain. Yeah, nice. With his talk of coke and drinks and all of that sort of thing. Nice. I just wanted to spread love, fuck wives and be funny. And I'm sorry that it ever went the way it went. And if you want to see some cool cult documentaries about this stuff, there's plenty available

on whatever streaming service you would like. Heaps. Heaps. Every streaming service has got just loaded with them. Loaded with them. And there's always one Australian. Yeah, there's always one Australian who's left it. And they've got half an American accent.

I remember first hearing about it, I was living in Melbourne at the time and I remember hearing about it and just looking for a new direction so I flew to America. I was a big f*****g loser from Adelaide in Australia. We just heard there was a small group and then I ended up being the third in charge. I ended up being the closest to responsible for much of the bad things that could still do an interview because they were bigger fish than me slightly bigger fish than me I was able to walk away from it's always the Australian I was a big fucking loser from Perth they've gone on for another five to six years it would have fallen on my shoulders. I was just able on this blurry line in the upper echelons of the colt, just able to put

myself on the victim's side. Just! Alright, alright, thanks so much and join us next week for the cool era. You've been listening to the Aunty Donna podcast. Thanks for joining us for another RIP episode brought to you by auntydonaclub.com. See you next week.