Aunty Donna Podcast - The Zach Ruane Politics Show

Episode Date: August 21, 2018

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Starting point is 00:00:00 A list of our production. We listen to the only product of us. The greatest fucking book is in the world. Buried by Kentucky sometimes and guessed. We hope you enjoy the part of the fucking podcast. Hello and welcome to the Zach Ryan politics show. Some very exciting politics happening in Australia for those international listeners. We just had yet another leadership spill challenge in Parliament House yesterday. Peter Dutton challenged Malcolm Turnbull.
Starting point is 00:00:40 So we're live here from the Parliament steps. It took us a day to get up here. We've got two very special guests today. We have Prime Minister of Australia. Congratulations, Malcolm Turnbull, how are you today? Zach, hello, great to be here from... I forgot my name's here. Hello, my name is Malcolm Turnbull and I'm here today talking to you Zach. Yes, very good. Malcolm Turnbull. Malcolm Turnbull.
Starting point is 00:01:14 I'm from Sydney and I created Aussie Mail and let me just remember what he sounds like. This is good good this works. I think it's working. Yeah Do you need a couple of minutes Sense of same sense of inclusion Right sort of Mel Bro. It's Mel Bro that brought drawn out hello. I'm Malcolm Turnbull Oh, I'm here today talking about the lib spill Do you want to just start again? We'll start again. Do you want to just start again? I'll get you right. Yeah, all right. Okay. So I'm sure we'll just cut this bit. I think we'll just cut this bit out. Yeah, we'll just cut this bit out. Okay. So...
Starting point is 00:02:04 Little sting. Just to be clear, Sam, when I actually... What, what did you say? We're not actually cutting. Yeah, no, no, no, no, that's the joke. No, no, no, no, we'll probably cut it. Sorry, no. We're starting again.
Starting point is 00:02:14 Yeah, sorry. Sam Lengham here is recording, and I just wanted to make it clear that joke is that we keep it all in. Yeah, I was just moving your microphones. Yeah, I know, I just wanted to make that clear. Okay, so here we go. Hello and welcome to the Politics Show with Zach Rolane,
Starting point is 00:02:33 former host of the Sports Show. Today we'll be talking all things politics, of course. Malcolm Turnbull yesterday, bit the bullet, challenged Peter Dutton and we had a leadership spill in the Liberal Party caucus. Peter Dutton came in at 35 votes, Malcolm Turnbull at 48. We have here today a very special guest on live from the podcasting studio on the steps of Parliament House, Malcolm, how are you today? Malcolm Turnbull, Prasad. Exactly, hello, it's Malcolm Turnbull here.
Starting point is 00:03:05 Great bee here, only, aren't he on a podcast when it's huge listenership across the world. So proud and honored to address this podcast today as the member of the went-for-went worth, whose people I thank for the great trust they have reposed in me. Each of us comes to this house, stupid old studios to represent our own communities, each unique, each making up Australia. Wow, thank you so much, Malcolm, and such a clarity of character there, straight off the bat.
Starting point is 00:03:42 We also have very special guests. We were going to get Peter Dutton in when we scheduled this two weeks ago, but Turnbull, he was, he was, he said no, no way. So we did, we did have to get a last version. This is verging into like a tonight link. Like a tonight link. I knew that would be the risk going political But that's okay because our special guest is Political correspondent Ruby Rose in oranges the new black Rose in orange the new black
Starting point is 00:04:22 Now doing very well in Orange the New Black. Hey, do a mate! Now I'm doing very well, thank you. Ruby. Ruby. You obviously have been following the events of the last few weeks, for me, firstly. Now I might have been locked up.
Starting point is 00:04:34 Okay. Okay. I've been in cars, right? I don't know, Zach. Ruby Rose, in Orange on the New Black, has been locked up in prison. In cars, I just stir in the pot a a bit, stirring a bit of trouble up, mate I'm trying to get my funny jolly yet But I've heard her bloody Mrs. Separated, mate
Starting point is 00:04:50 Drugs weasel more way and they get a bloody smooch I think the dynamics and the politics of prison is similar to that of Parliament How Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think a lot of people get their heads put down a toilet Oh my, oh you got no idea mate, you have no, prison is a lot of people get their heads put down a toilet Prison is a lot funnier than you would think it's kind of sassy and oh heaps of crack ups down at the old jail Yes, I can't look at this Ruby Rose. We are laughing. I never I never realized prison was such a fun diverse Comedy drama it's fucking sick mate. I made us it'll make a sick TV show can't ruby rose New black as when I've been watching the program me with my wife Do you want to start again?
Starting point is 00:05:39 Give him a sick. I think we should start again. I think it's I do want to tell you Give him a sec. I think we should start again. I think it's I do want me to tell you Yeah, Lucy Lucy. I know and I'm at home watching Netflix with my wife Lucy Turnbull married in 1980. I know that I love the bits where you drown a woman in in the poo poo toilet The poo poo toilets. Yeah, but it happens. I said you should be you be you be bloody surprised how much that happens in prison, mate, but I'll tell you what, we all have a good laugh about it at the end of the day. Now, Ruby rose from oranges the new black. You've been following the movements of the Liberal Party quite closely for the last few months. Well, well, let me watch on the bloody telly at the record room between the hours or one and two. A lot of people are saying, A lot of people are saying a lot
Starting point is 00:06:25 of people are saying get around the back. A lot of people are saying that this isn't really a debate of ideas. It's really down to Victoria versus Queensland in that caucus. Do you have any thoughts on that? Yeah, I do. When you say it's a debate between Victoria and Queensland, I'd say it's
Starting point is 00:06:43 more of a bloody battle between Piper and Alex. Now, what I mean by that is of course Papa being, you know, she used to be, she was doing the drug thing. Oh, fan, there'd be a chat to her. There, there, my mother was doing us. Somebody wouldn't work her on it. They're sneaking in there. I'll sit here without accident. Canoodle in and pop is like, oh, married to bloody the god. Fuck the pie. And I'm like, you fuck the fuck the pie. Did he? I don't want him. Well, I'll get in your way.
Starting point is 00:07:14 Yeah, so that's right. And I think the boy who fucked the pie was Jason Beaks in American pie. Yeah, that's it. That's it. Yes, me and Lucy watched that film. I'm Malcolm Turnbull Malcolm Turnbull I'll tell you what title is
Starting point is 00:07:31 Good to have you here Drew and you're with your friends Malcolm Malcolm from Malcolm I got to mention I brought along Judas. Hey, it's me Judas and I love silver. Give me silver coins. Hello, I brought along Judas. Malcolm has brought along Judas, the man who betrayed Jesus Christ. For 30 pieces of silver. For 30 pieces of silver, for 30 pieces of hozzamail, for 38 billion.
Starting point is 00:08:08 Judas, you've come here with an agenda, I believe, and I'd like to hear what that is. Oh, my dead deris, I want to get some silver. Do you have any silver? Not on the way, John, getting from the A-B-C. Very good. But the A-B-C, let me be clear on this. The A-B-C isn't in ported place for us to have. It's where you watch your funny shows and you watch. Now, Malcolm, you got in trouble recently for being seen as straight-grapping. Straight-grapping. Someone at the Labor Party said that you've foregone leadership in place of letting anyone
Starting point is 00:08:55 on your back bench veto any idea you put forward. I was wondering if you could talk to your thoughts about that and whether that was part of the reason you've had so many leadership troubles over the last few months. Zach, I appreciate your questioning and your line of questioning. But my question to you is why would I answer that with words when I can do it in song form? Oh, bloody love this track. Me too.
Starting point is 00:09:21 Check it. Is my microphone on? It's a call back to an older episode of the podcast. One, two. You know what to do. When I'm prime in the stirrer of Australia, then I go around and I fuck your dad. I'm Malcolm Turnbull and I fuck your dad. Everybody's got a dad and I'll fuck your dad a Malcolm Turnbull and a fuck your dad everybody's got a dad and I'll fuck your dad Oh fuck John and I fucked him and I'll fuck away and I'll fuck Michael or fuck all your dads Christian Van Vuren Nick Cody and someone else go names will be Rose and I mean Jail and I'm trying to break up Go! Names Ruby Rose and I'm in jail and I'm trying to break up
Starting point is 00:10:04 Piper and Alex for reasons I can't really remember because I think it was about maybe season 3 and they killed Poussay! They killed Poussay! Oh my god! They killed Poussay! It was quite upsetting! They killed Poussay and Alex
Starting point is 00:10:22 seasons about the riot because they killed poo-say Judas, take it away, take it away, Judas, take it away I'm Judas Iskaria, yeah, and I love to rap Hey there, who you wanna give me silver, give it to me, and I'll have nothing run to silver I am not good at rap, but give it here and I'll have nothing wrong with the silver. I am not good at rap but give it here and I'll throw it on back. Hey Judas, I got some contraband, I made a shank out of a plastic fork. What an eye taper to the end of a screwdriver, I won't give it to you and you can fuck up Jesus.
Starting point is 00:11:00 No, thank you, unless you're gonna give me money, I won't do anything unless you're gonna give me money I don't have any silver but I've got a couple of packs of two minute noodles and some extra tampax Yeah, all right, that sounds fair enough Give me a shake and I'll kill Jesus We're doing it together all the Ruby Rose and Judas in Coordes. Let's get that Jesus Ruby Rose and Judas in Courts, let's get that Jesus! Been spending most of our lives living in the gangster paradise! Been spending most of our lives living in the gangster's paradise! Some robust debate there from Australian Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull, Ruby Rose in Orange is the New Black and Judas, the man who betrayed Jesus.
Starting point is 00:11:52 You're joining us here Wednesday afternoon, the day after the Australian government bill. We've got a lot of topics to discuss and only half an hour. I want clarity there I just want to say in my freestyle I said I'd fuck your dad. Yes, and I do mean that I mean that to all Australians whether they come here by playing by boat or were born here I'm not of my dad's in the bloody top one percent, mate. No, I'll fuck your dad Yeah, yeah, maybe with your bloody tax cap I mean, make this very Ruby Rosen make it very clear look at me. I will fuck your dad so hard Fuck your dad Okay, I just want to address harder than you fuck one of the Veronica's what
Starting point is 00:12:37 You're dating one of you were What can I be Batman? You are What can I be Batman woman? You are Anyway, who's got me a fucking fuck you you fucking said I can't you fucking pieces shit Why can't be fucking Batman woman if I want you I think you can be bat woman if anyone said anything bad you're listening to this and you said anything bad about Ruby Rose a K.A. Me a K.A. Stuller a K.A. Piper's peace on the side about being bloody bat woman You're a bad fucking person and I'll mean that from the bottom of Mark's heart fuck you
Starting point is 00:13:19 She's a great choice Ruby Rose from Orange is the new black. Oh, we'll get back to your casting as Batman Batman woman. I did One of the blind Malcolm's claims is blind. I Didn't realize how you play that would you say I just got like close my eyes feel around a bit It'd be like what would you say what would I say people be like? Where's the how I I get the subway? I'll be like, fuck, I don't know, I can't. Look at me, my, look at me, can't go stick down West Menster in 33rd.
Starting point is 00:13:53 There you go. Very interesting. Just a little, little sneak behind the curtain there. Oh no! Oh spoilers! They asked me where the subway is! Fuck! They say he's gonna be pissed!
Starting point is 00:14:05 Little, little peak behind the veil. Sorry, Jeff Jones. Jeff Jones, of course, one of the head creatives at DC. But I just want to make that very clear again to Zach. I will fuck Ruby Rose's dad like this. I understand that Malcolm. If you let me ask this question, Malcolm, a lot of the criticisms that have been coming at the Liberal Party under your leadership is that a great deal of focus is lacking.
Starting point is 00:14:35 There's a lot of issues that aren't being sold. You've got people supporting you. Christopher Pine has gone on the record saying that you're doing some wonderful things with a host of... Do you think every silver? And Judas we will get to the silver soon. Do you think Malcolm? Yes. I do think that introducing should let me meet your dad. I'm a fuck you talking about focus On prepare for a role when I'm not a salad role I'm talking about a role in the movie theater in the cinema when I'm prepared for a couple of things that don't do one Accents fuck off. Yeah, okay. I will do an Aussie accent because I'm true blue
Starting point is 00:15:27 off. I will do an Aussie accent because I'm true blue. I'm a cobbler. I'll fuck you up. I'll fuck you dad. That's my area of expertise. Two, I read my lines once and then I'll cross my fingers. Three, I don't do any emotional ballet. I refuse. I yes emotional ballet one of the techniques learned to graduates of Ballarat University Arts Academy. I'm not doing any abstract textual exercises to get the words into my body. Now I'm Ruby fucking Rose. I'm fucking Batwoman. Are you Ruby? I'm sorry. No that's fine. I'm Ruby Rose in Orange is the new black. Yeah, great I'm incarcerated. I'm fucking you shit up from the inside Well, you want a mobile phone
Starting point is 00:16:13 Well, you want a mobile phone. I'd love one Alright give me a couple of days Give you a couple of days. Ruby, how are you getting the mobile phones into the prisons? Crazy eyes Sort me out crazy. I think one of the other characters whose names I remember crazy eyes is She's gonna she's got a. Oh she got someone on the outside. I think it's maybe a cousin yeah He's a bit of a bad egg I Love to know whether how Judas't go about getting a phone
Starting point is 00:16:46 Judas, you know what sent are you in this are you Judas from like are you on modern day Judas? Or are you visiting us from Jesus times? I'm from whenever you're gonna give me a silver Give me silver and I'll be very clear, so he wants silver Every character wants a want yeah, name your favorite show. I'll tell you what the character wants. Um, the sopranos. Tony soprano. He wants power. Like the Wizhows. Yes. He wants to watch the Stan series power. Oh, right. Ask me another question.
Starting point is 00:17:22 Home in,. Homer Simpson. He wants doughnuts. Skippy. The kangaroo bush. Power. Power. He wants to own it all. Judas, we were talking before about the leadership spill and the Liberal Party's lack of focus. Do you think that Malcolm Turnbull introducing this new dad fucking policy is going to...
Starting point is 00:17:50 Oh fuck your dad. ...is going to affect clarity moving forward. Well, I would say in regards to that policy, I could go either way on that one He's as long as someone I don't know is anyone got any you know you want you worry what you want me to say Well, do you want me to buy your statement with silver? Is this what you're implying? Yes, I would love some silver Judas Malcolm yep, you pointed it. Maybe you said Judas. I said no. What what does Judas want in the TV show the Ten Commandments? I would say it's the most obvious power
Starting point is 00:18:35 Judas You know with inflation? What would 20 pieces of silver be today just so I know if I'm looking at stabbing someone in the back like old Ordin savior or someone equivalent like red? Well, what are we talking these days like what should I be doing that for how much do you want it to be? What how much do you want the 20 please think he's coming on to you. Cheers you know that I'm not on a you know that I'm a updated one of the Ronikers.
Starting point is 00:19:21 Yeah yeah I was saying you get everyone. It seems that Malcolm Turnbull's laptop just played some video. I'm watching the live stream of ABC 24 with Annabelle Crab. Annabelle Crab of course on ABC live 24. I see I'm Prime Minister of Australia. I've got to be across what's happening Lucy and my daughter Daisy and obviously Annabel Crabley sales Tony Jones They're a Ferguson My question to you Zach yes, how long have you been a political journal? I've been a political journal. Maybe we'll turn off ABC in the background I've been a political journalist now for 43 years. What do you want?
Starting point is 00:20:05 What do I want? I want to get to the bottom of the questions. I mean, that's really what's important. It was a hot scoop. I want a hot scoop. You want a hot scoop? I want a hot scoop. And that's actually the next, that brings me to my next hot scoop, Ruby Rose from Orange
Starting point is 00:20:20 is the New Black. There's been a lot of criticism for Malcolm backtracking on the company tax. I was wondering if you had any thoughts on the best way to shank someone in the canteen. Absolutely. So now you're talking about a hot scoop, whereas all I want is a hot soup from the canteen.
Starting point is 00:20:41 Okay. That's run by the older... Gloria. So Ruby Rose from Orange is the New Black is now pulled up a cast list of Orange is the New Black. Well, you know, there's only so much I remember. I haven't really watched the last two seasons. But, you know, so I don't know if Gloria is still running the kitchen, but she was when I was there and best thing to do
Starting point is 00:21:06 get in with the game and all sorts of the kitchen. Yeah, you go because in the kitchen that's where they got the Spatulas. Yeah, all the egg flips. Yeah, now you get yourself an egg flip wood stainless steel plastic they get out of the old workshop we got a couple dead guys buried in the garden and then you pay the guy What's this? Tap, trap, trap, through the papers for you pay his phone. There is you. There's everyone's looking waiting for you. You got the time.
Starting point is 00:21:58 12.30. And not... Ugh. Thank you, Ruby. Thank you Ruby. Thank you for all the lives. Thank you for all the stars, just women in hair. You've got easy. Taken things is hard.
Starting point is 00:22:16 Remember all the cramps. Remember all the egg condes. You were in the basement sticking sticking things You talk about the time urges the new black orange Orange! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE A simple question for you Malcolm, was the company tax of 25% just too much considering the divided parliament? Yeah. Well, couple of small-ing. Yeah, I got myself a gun. Yes.
Starting point is 00:23:22 But, I said you'd be the chosen one. Could you one in a million? You got there. Burnish, you know, a real champ. Born under a bad sign with a blue moon in your eye. Woke up this morning. All that love had gone. Poppa never told you about. Figure out and wrong. You're looking good, baby. I believe that you're feeling fine. Fucking Malcolm Turnbull. We're up in the bad sign with a blue moon in your eye. Everybody. Welcome this morning. God must.. Got my show. Tell my guys. What do you want, Judas?
Starting point is 00:24:07 Silver. Yeah. Who said, what happened this morning? Ordered an upside down and so on. Malcolm Turnbull there leading a group rendition of the theme song from HBO's The Sopranos. Judas, you have been accused of murdering Jesus. I want to know your thoughts on this donation to a private group,
Starting point is 00:24:40 nominally in reference to the Great Barrier Reef. Do you have any thoughts on that oh you guess silver out put it about have a swim around you're about to have a lot of your money grab it all away get it up and move crevices and rameys love it silver Rami's other suwa Yeah, you got any suwa? Okay, so what do you want? I don't want my suwa That's me
Starting point is 00:25:14 So much, yeah So much, yeah I got, that was called Junus anymore And so Matthew, Mark, Luke and John Let me get off the Junus Let me get off for me called Judas anymore friends or Matthew, Mark, Luke and John. They'd be kidnapped to Judas. They'd be kidnapped for me. Come on, go on a little Judas right now, let's do it right.
Starting point is 00:25:30 He's a Bible. Yeah, it's a good Bible call name. Dovey Kids. So that was Judas Iscariot, the betrayer of Jesus, doing his rendition of the Seinfeld theme song with new lyrics in relation to his love of silver. Now, um, we don't have much longer here. We've only got five minutes more of this political podcast. I want to get some final thoughts moving in. Before we do, I think Malcolm has
Starting point is 00:26:03 something to say. Did you have something to say, Malcolm? Malcolm, Malcolm, Malcolm Turnbull. Yeah. Malcolm. So that was Malcolm Turnbull with a rendition of HBO's Curb Your Enthusiasm. Final thoughts, final thoughts. I didn't have a final thought. No, that's fine. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no This Oh, burger, you piece of shit! What a monster! What a prank!
Starting point is 00:27:05 I remember when, in fact, the big... Be a man, wear that big, big, big, big, big... Big boy in New York City! I am such a Samantha, you have no idea. That was, of course, Ruby Rose, the actor Ruby Rose, in Orange is the New Black black doing her rendition of the Sex and the City theme song with new lyrics this is Auntie Donna doing political comedy we have now as a scarrett yes what song would you like to sing from what
Starting point is 00:27:41 theme show oh well gosh I was happy to just be the straight guy for this sketch talking about all things politics, but if I can get the theme tune to Twin Peaks, that would be fantastic. I'd already searched it. So to take us away, I've got a little rap. Hey. I'm a political co-respondent and I'm here to talk about the important issues here in Australia among relevant steps. And I have to say I've got a lot of people here. Yep, yep, yep. And I wanted to ask you all a few questions about all the things that are important to Australia.
Starting point is 00:28:37 From Queensland in the North, from Queensland in the North, voting for Dutton, the great barrier reef, but Colpau is a stutter and we got down in the south. Victoria is weeping for the property prices are almost as bad as sedans. Yeah, that was my little spoken word piece. Oh, that was beautiful. Thank you, Ruby Rose. word piece. Oh that was beautiful. Thank you Ruby Rose. You recently starred in John Wick 2. Yeah that was sick. So I was wondering your thoughts on Malcolm Turnbull's change to the NBN. Well the copper, the copper is the problem. Eeeeeeee, need fiber, optic. I don't know, I don't use the internet, I'm off the grid. You're off the grid. Well, I'm trying to be.
Starting point is 00:29:34 Yeah. Some people would pretty mean to me. Ruby, it's not nice. Oh, I'm a detective, I'm a detective. nice. Oh my dectiv, where is my elevator? Take me to the beautiful place. There's where I got my guns off the shoot. Yeah, it's a comedy. It's a comedy. It's a comedy. Oh no, I need no. Get smart. my Okay, I'll start the bag. I said we are the good guys we're called intelligence I'll remember much about this Malcolm turball
Starting point is 00:30:13 Judas So that grew a Ruby Rose duh Political podcast the sack Duh! Go! Political podcast, the Zack! And it's time to watch the show get along 99.
Starting point is 00:30:27 Don Adams. Ruby, that was a fantastic rendition of the Get Smart theme song with new vocals. This is unacceptable. What are your thoughts on the bloody this, this, come in here, you're going to come in here and I need to know your thoughts on that. And Judas, before you go, I need to know your thoughts on all the stuff and Malcolm Turnbull, you're ready to go, you're ready to go. I'm going need to get all of your thoughts all at once on on the most important thing And I'm gonna keep on filming and I just want to know and we're gonna close off. We're gonna close off today's podcast with a Rendition of okay, we just sort of came in with the song
Starting point is 00:31:22 Okay, we just sort of came in with the song We're gonna close off this rendition with a rendition of the Brady bunch It's been the political part of our life. Still, thank you so much for listening. You're welcome. That's the fucking one day when this fucking is spower. I'd like to thank my guests. And they knew it was much more than a
Starting point is 00:31:54 hand-prime minister of the story. There's some ill former family. Welcome to us. That's the way that you all became the Brady but the fucking Brady. That's the fucking Brady branch. the Brady Bunch the fucking Brady Bunch. The fucking Brady Bunch. Fuck you! And the W.
Starting point is 00:32:08 POSPREUE B. You can't be the fucking Brady Bunch. Fucker! And now us! Thank you so much. I'm jealous. There she is, isn't there? Can't forget about her.
Starting point is 00:32:19 Guys, we just want to do one more thing. Before we go out this week, thank you for tuning in. Thank you, everyone, for always tuning in. And all the love we get about the podcast, it means so much to us. But we want to do a huge, very special shout out to Reddit user D underscore comic, underscore boy, boy,
Starting point is 00:32:36 spelled with an eye for doing a full character list of every single character that has ever been on our podcast. God knows the hell that person went through to make that fucking document but you can check it out on our Reddit which is at reddit.com slash a slash anti-donna. I'm sure you all know how to do a Reddit search. I'm just an old man so I have to say it that way. But a huge shout out and a huge thank you to D-Comicboy for doing that. It's so funny and it's so interesting and the work you put into it means the world to us. So thanks everyone for tuning in, we'll see you next week.
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