Aunty Donna Podcast - Timeout Part 2

Episode Date: August 15, 2023

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A list-n-a-production. G'day, legends, and welcome to another rip-out episode of the Auntie Donna podcast. We re-rejoin the boys for part two of the Time Out Multiversal Time Out. There's a timeline where Broden can only say Ruby, a timeline where Zach can see all the timelines, and Mark is a British person who wants to fuck a pillow, but has never seen one. If you've not listened to Time Out Part 1, you might want to stop this episode and start at the beginning of Part 1. Remember, you can yet access to bonus episodes and the video version of the podcast over

at aren't you done a club dot com. The time-out realms... Were an epic battle takes place. Master, that is word. We, in the mortal combat time-out realm, we who see the infinite realms, have a chance to see the infinite realms Have heard something from the time Time out time out time out time out time out time out

I just I just I am I was sort of we're not a booby Brody, don't play that music. No, no, no, no, I will get back to this one I swear. But turn off the Booby Brody music for this time out. This is not Booby Brody. This is a different music.

Yeah, this is just a very quick time out. Yeah, I just wanted to get to, I was in this round. I'm not gonna do some of this round, Mum's act, but the character from the Mortal Kombat round the pro. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was just gonna do some narration this is our mom's act, but the character from the Mortal Kombat round the pro. Yeah, yeah, oh my god. I was just gonna do some narration to try and set it up like prequels doing and then, and then we could go to dialogue from there.

I was gonna do the setup with the dialogue. Oh yeah, I was gonna do like, you know, because then you often have double set up. I get it. So I wanted to do some narration. You do the narration? Yeah. The sort of narration that if you hadn't seen the first movie,

so I was hoping to do it all through the character saying there is word. As you know, time out, da, da, da, da, da, like I was going to do it all through dialogue. But I- It went in 300 things. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You do both?

I'm happy to do both. Yeah. Back in. In the time out realms. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, their way across Melbourne to find themselves at home. There is a battle, an epic battle where members of certain time out levels join in a tournament known only as Mortal Kombat. Master! Master! I'm out. Yes!

I'm sorry I was just going to save someone was going to do it. That's good. Let's jump back in. Yes! Master! Yes, Kling! As you know, we are the only of the time-out realms that can see all infinite time-out realms must each hungry I have just visited the seer he who sees the time-out realms and that is word two things have happened figures from the time-out realms the anti-donna boys okay? Time out. Like splitting off, how would this character describe? Uh, splinted. So, because, you know, the time out where I'm listening to it. It has been linear up until this point and then brought in splinted.

Splinted into a multiverse. Yeah. Into a multivirse. Yeah. Yeah. A forked off. Multiverse is a little done. Can we think of something like a fun way to multi-time out?

Okay. I like a double pack. You know how you get the double packs of time out? Time out the chocolate bar? Yeah. Sure. So what's it called? A double pack.

I think I'll call that a value pack. No, no, no. In this world, it's called a double pack. A value pack. It's what's called. Well, it's only splintered once. Yeah, sometimes you get Cadbury and then it's like it's a bit longer

and it's called a value pack. If it splinters again, then we'll go into like a fun bag, like a fun size. It has splinters. It's not talking about fun size packs. And let's make that there. Okay, here we go. All right, all right, all right.

Then that's me and that's on me and I, Bulletin. You know how you get sometimes a block of chocolate. I'm with you, Broden, you don't need to explain it to me. I actually just want to say this time out is differently nearly to the time out that was coming out of Mortal Kombat. So the argument that there's only one splinter is wrong. So...

Oh, well then it is like a fun pack. So it's a value pack or a fun pack? Well, they're fun size. Is that what you're talking about? I'm talking about a value pack. Let's just call it value pack, man. Doesn't really know. You get two deodorants in a plastic, you know, when they're wrapped, you

get a little bit. It works. It works. Let's just call it value pack. All right. You good to call it value pack? I don't give a fuck anymore. What are you looking at?

Time out. You're up, Mark? Yeah, I'm fine. Oh, timeouts do come with two already. Timeouts come with two bars. I forgot. I'm at the top. I'm at the top. I'm at four bars. I'm come with two bars. I forgot. I'm just coming with four bars. I'm out. I'm out. I'm sorry, I think you've kicked. Yeah, you think I've kicked. Timeout. You're right, Mark? Yeah, yeah. I'm fine. There's just two timeouts back where I checked in on you, but you were still

talking about timeout. I've got to talk about this timeouts. I was thought, you know how like chocolate bar timeout, by the way, for our audience. You know how time, yeah, yeah, I timed out. Well, I've got to talk about his timeouts. I was taught, you know how to... I'm not as chocolate bar, timeout, by the way, for our audience. You know how some time, AA, I timed out. Respect the timeout. I better respect the timeout. My character is kind of like the seer. Well, the daughter in everything everywhere.

Yeah, I see all timeouts at once and I can transcend timeouts. I don't reset every timeout. You work at like a Cadbury factory. In this split time. In this split time. In this split timeout at once. Yeah, in the splinter from the narration of the Mortal Kombat, in that splintered timeout,

Marx sees all timeouts. I experienced all timeouts at once. Happy Cat Week, by the way. Yeah, oh, that was last week. Yeah. Oh, what's this? Timeout. Timeout.

James, what the fuck are you coming to? What was that? What was that music? You said, have you cut weakened? That was just, but how does that logically make sense? We're in deep in time out. No, because Mark can see all the different time outs. I can and Mark is mad about this one.

But this is where the mech cat is. No, it's not. No, that's it. No, no, no. This Mark can only see all time out from the splintered timeout that derives from the mortal combat narration set up timeout. Does that make sense? What the fuck is this? I don't like. Can we go back to mortal combat and never go down this timeout path again? Yes, we are destroying this timeout path. We, this is canon, we at this timeout Splinter has collapsed upon itself. And it's dead. And it's dead, so we're back to Mortal Kombat.

Except for one brave young rogue who'll shop later. There is word of a group traveling through the time out realms. They have splinted off creating a value pack. No longer are the time out realms linear or circular. No, we have a value pack. I tell you this because right now they are in the road and only says booby time out realm searching for their ZAC. Master Master!

Yes! They found it! What? They found it! Cut too, cut too. Cut, too. Hi. So, I don't know if I should come with you. I'm Zach. Booby.

But I'm Zach from the Rout, time out, where Broden only says booby. But you're not, my Zach? No, I'm not your Zach. Well, we got to find my Zach. Booby. I hate this round where Brody and I say, you want me to come with you. You want me to come with you?

It's hard to communicate with Booby. I can translate for you. I can translate. Oh, you speak Booby? Of course. I'm from the round when Brody and only says Booby. I'm in a comedy group with Brody and what else am I saying? This is a very like, are you like a Han Solo True bucket team?

Booby. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, great. What did you just say then? He said yes as well. Oh great. I'm not going to translate every white food. Yeah, I know that I didn't need Did he say a joke? It's fine. It's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it I don't care if it has context, explain the context. So basically the mark from this realm? Yes. Alright, he's a bit of a loser.

Right. You seem cool though. I am cool. Yeah, you're cool. Like you got cooler hair than human stuff. Yeah. He doesn't have the cool hair. Was he got dicks for hair?

No. Oh. He's just like a loser. He doesn't have cool hair. Yeah. You've got like a cool bomber jacket off. I'm out. This is a splintered timeout. a, you've got like a cool bomber jacket on. Time out. This is a splintered time out. Yeah, I know.

Where I try to keep this exact. I know, but the mark in that realm has dicks for hair because I think it'd be funny. Oh no, there is a dicks for hair. Oh, there is. Time out, right? Let's kill this splinter. Hey, time out.

Oh, question. And if this is, do you think there are infinite time out realms, or do you think it's just an unfathomably big number? Like 10 to the power of a hundred kind of. I've won a 58 timeout. Oh, that's fathomable. I can fathom that. I have a question that sort of relates to what you're saying,

but I'm wondering in this timeout realm. Should I time out for it? No, no, no, no. Let's say you get like, what do we need? I really feel the need to time out because I'm slightly changing topic or is that not a rule?

There's no rule. There's no rule for time out. No, as soon as the value, as soon as we created the value pack, which is the multiverse of the time out realm series with fun-sized time outs in them. Why do you get mad every time I say fun-size? Is that a quirk of this timeout? To cool, to...

They are fun-size, fun-size is the thing. Yeah, it is the thing, but I'm talking about value packs. You understand, Mark? When you get a Cadbury bar and say, geez, that's longer than usual and it's got an extra like four rows. I mean, that's a value pack. So, isn't that just a big kick out? No, it's not. I'm talking about a Cadbury block.

Yeah. Oh, you're talking about a Cadbury block. A value pack. Oh, time out. Now, you sure it's a value block? Yes, I know, time out. Now, you sure we see a value block? Yes, I know, to me. Is it perhaps, I imagined more of an infinite bag of little rap candies?

Yeah, Mark has just produced a little picture of the sort of bag I was imagining. This is the Brodon Smackdown level. It's some rock and roll music. This is where I smack all previous Bro broadens that have ever spoken about value packs and fun-size things, I smack them down. We just wait until the music's ready. Yeah.

Time out. Just gotta phone on silent. Just gotta phone on silent. Just, you can't be reading silent. Time out, time out. Yeah. Mark, you can't be reading slack. Man, my way.

I wasn't reading it. It just went off. I'm sorry. I've put't be reading Slack. I wasn't reading it. It just went off. I'm sorry. I've put my phones to silent. That'll never happen again. People know, no, no, this, but you know, this is a business. We got a production company. This is a business.

A obnoxious country. We are APs. And it's also a time out. We are executive producers. We work hard. We oversee what we do. This is all part of one big conglomerate. We have a slack.

We work with our employees to ensure that there is quality content going out. We're like Smosh. This is a business for us. We, this is a business for us. We're like Smosh, Try Guys, and Hank Green, and we like to talk about the business of the thing. And you don't get to where we are by not being across things but we do put our phones on the alarm we like to create the illusion that we're having fun all the time and that's what that's about

i'm mad at this is even though it's a joke i worry that us being so wanky and and also speaking to the truth of the fact that we do run businesses and there is a business element to what we do. I worry that even as a joke, it comes off as do she. I think that's fair. So do you want to just, God be good. What I felt like that other time out was also a time out while we were also being douchebag. Oh, this is also says boobies in this one. Occasionally. Occasionally, but it's something that only thing he says. It was also sort of like a holding timeout world for the rock music to get ready to go back

to the Brod and smack down timeout. Yeah, yeah, which I believe we're gonna get sucked back into. Don't suck, you have to. The one rule of timeout is you have to move back through the timeout. But this is the only timeout where you get something. Yeah, that is true. A lot of timeouts were marked, doesn't respect the rules of improv.

Timeout? Timeout? I say, I look, I just full disclosure, I know that I'm not respecting the miter. I know that I'm out. That's kind of the joke. Now, I heard something that really worried me in the previous timeout.

Which timeout? That timeout was supposed to be this, we were portaling to the time out, Smackdown Broden Smackdown one, and we asked rock and roll music, and I heard very, very classical music. Yeah, it's like cheerful, which is one time out.

I don't need you to just go there, say what happens. Yeah. Time out. Yes. I've heard word of a portal, I'm out. Three time out back.

I think what we need to do is find a way to get into that timeout. Use the port English to go to a timeout where they have big pillows. We can put a hole in the pillow. Yes, we can come inside the pillow. You can just come in. You can just come in. You can come in. You can come in.

You can just come in. You can just come in. You can just come in. You can just come in. You can just come in. You can just come in. You can just come in. You can just come in.

You can just come in. You can just come in. You can just come in. You can just come in. You can just come in. You can just come in. You can just come in. You can just come in.

You can just come in. You can just come in. You can just come in. You can just come in. You can just come in. We only move. No, I, You were looking up the rules of improv. Yeah. No, no, no, you got me. You got me. I admitted that I was also not doing improv. But, no, but I don't think you understand those English characters were talking about how, in fact, Mark did respect the rules of improv.

He said, yes, we only move back. And this is the only one where we get sucked in. Okay, yeah, that's fine. Yeah. So we're gonna go to an app right now. When we come back, we're gonna go to the pillow fucking, because I want to get to know those guys. Yeah, they say cool. We're gonna call to know the pillow fucking British guys. And then, and then I think rock musical play, which will...

Signify? They'll get back to the portal realm. Well, we got to get back to the portal realm. So they're gonna go They'll get back to the portal realm. Well, we got to get back to the portal realm. So they got to go back to get to the portal realm. Yeah, they will go to the rock music realm. One of them. I'm happy to. What's the smack down?

It's the bone smack down realm. Where rock music is played. And then that's a fun sized thing. And yeah, okay, I'm that's after, I'm, that's after the break. Well, you're confused. Yeah. It's okay. It's pretty simple.

And then I would like to go to a realm where we just ask whether or not, like, is this the movie? Is this what we're doing? I'm just, I'm just confused about if this is it. What do you mean? Like, is this it? Is this what, is this it?

Is this what people see? Is this what it is? Like, is this what people see? Is this what it is? Like is this what it is? Is this what it is? I would have loved. Do we take bits out of this and then make what it is? I would have loved. I would have loved.

I would have loved this one. Yeah. The time out to move away from the time out. Kind of thing. Yes. And move into like an interdimensional. Yeah. That's not happened yet.

And I'm okay with that. But it can still happen. Well, that would be actually, that would be great. I'm not going to lie there if it does. That would be a great form breaker for part three in the trilogy is that we don't go into the time. Maybe we spend time in one time out realm. Yes, sure. Or I'll be there, yes, and a bit of just see where it goes.

We're gonna go to an outbreak. When we come back, we're gonna come out of this ad break time out. We're gonna be in the British guys that fuck pillows. Or do they fuck pillows? Maybe they just want to fuck pillows. We'll see. I'll let you know more about that. This ad break.

Sorry. Oh, time out. This had bright. Sorry. Oh. Oh, Jesus. Just I think it needs to start here. Welcome back from the ad. Now let's go to the British. Yeah. We were there for a second home. We heard one of them come. Or a flick. Is that what he did? Do you see? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Didn't you not hear it? I heard him go, oh, I thought he was about to say, oh, how do you do that? That's how

British people come. No, no, you can't. Oh, I wouldn't have never fucked a British person. Well, oh, maybe he didn't you not hear it? I heard him go, oh, I thought he was about to say, oh, how do you do? That's how British people come. No, no, you can't. Oh, I wouldn't have never fucked a British person. Well, oh, maybe he didn't. Let's find out. Let's go back. Oh, did you just come? No.

Oh. You were asking me before about pillows. We don't have pillows in this time-out realm, you see. It's not that this is a realm where we're horny for fucking pillow. Mmm! This is a realm that has no pillows, but... Sing it, sister! A 500 years ago. A man came to our realm from another time-out realm, a realm with pillows.

Yes! He told everyone about pillows, and we hear about pillows growing up. They've got a mythical quality in this land. Because of that, there's sort of a bit of a pillow kink. Yes. People grow up hearing about pillows, hearing about how soft and lovely they are. We've been sleeping on warm sacks of blubber. Or, oh soft feathery pillows, they sound lightful and lovely for my willy. Yes. Especially if they're filled with duck feathers. Or dow, I believe. Yes. Have you ever had a pillow before?

Only every night I've slept. Oh, I don't like it. Can I recommend wrapping your willy and a freezer bag, but lining that bag with facelied beforehand? Oh, he's had a lot of time to imagine fucking a pillow. Shall we go? All of us. Well, maybe not you, because you...

Smackdown marked probably is more interesting in the Smackdown realm. We're not more interesting. Just sort of has one thing that he wants to say to us. I want to do. It's kind of, as is my understanding, I am in contact with other levels of time out, Mark. So, you know, we all get together and discuss the best way to fuck pillows because we haven't had pillows in this realm before. And time out.

So what I'm thinking is, you know, how sometimes in these sort of fantasy things they like imply that things from real life are things that exist maybe in our dreams That's when we're communicating with our other time out versions of ourselves sort of like One division or But you know what I'm saying in our dreams You know what I'm saying in our dreams you know what I'm saying how's it like one division no it's not like one division factored British I'd love to I'm it is a different time out to the other way is this just

splintered yes it's just splintered twice what what was the one division thing I think that one took over the other one did not in one division thing? I think that wonder took over the other wonder, not in one division in the, I didn't, I watched it, but I don't remember it. What's the one with the first strange? Doesn't there, isn't there a dream lay there? No, I think it's, no, it's, no, it's the same wonder. There's only one.

She possesses the... I know. She just goes to that round. I think that just is wonder. Doesn't she possess the wonder from the other multiverse? I don't... No, I can't remember. I can't remember. I can't remember, I hated it. Anyway, back to it.

Sorry, got a little distracted thinking about fucking a pillow. Yes. I've been fucking a pillow this entire time. That's my secret. Hey, what do you mean? What? I'm out. Yeah, Mark, there's no pillows in that world.

Did you hear what I said? There's no pillows in that world. Like one division. Did you listen to what I said about pillows? I, we just got pillows, didn't we? No, we're going. I said, pillows. I, we just got pillows, didn't we? No, we're going. I thought we'd just gotten pillows in that realm. No, no, the guys from that realm are going to the portal realm in order to get in the portal,

in order to go to a time out realm with pillows. So they can realize their dream of fucking hell. I'm so sorry, I can fix this. Yeah, I can fix this. Let's go back. Did I say I was fucking hello? I meant I was wishing I was fucking hello, which I haven't seen.

For the awful. We've seen illustrations, carvings, and drawings made by the explorer himself 500 years ago, but with a pen, because in our realm, pens got made 500 years ago. That's pretty cool. And we sleep on bags of Kindle and blubber Oh Wait a second. Oh time out. No time out. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, man. No. Okay, listen to me, hear me out here. I'm pretty sure four or five time out ago

when we were in the British place that doesn't have pillows, so because of that, they have a kink for pillows because they've only heard about pillows, right? He said that they slept on bags of blubber, but in the, just then, he said they sleep on bags of kubber, but in the, just then, he said they slept, sleep on bags of kindling. My concern is, as much as we thought that was the same realm, I could and forward into different, into the splitting off. And we've actually been moving down a path. Oh my God.

A path that could be now up to 10 deep. Oh my God. And that realm there was not the original people who fuck pillows realm. Mark, I know you wanted to get back to the portal realm. I know you wanted to do some sort of slam dunk around the fun size. Well, yeah, just explaining that,

yeah, do you want to just say, because really it was just like a word. That fun size things do come in value bags. Yeah, so there's no doubt. So when, oh, hang on, where are we? So what was the slam? Yeah, we'll just do it here. I mean, I'm just playing this.

I'm just playing this. We're not in a different route here. Yeah, just do yeah, we'll just do it here. I mean, I'm just playing this. I'm just playing this. We're not in a different route here. Yeah, just do it, man, just do it. So I believe in another realm. Tell me what you would have done with slam down. I would have been like, oh, when I'm talking about fun size, you're talking about value bags. Actually, we were talking about the same thing, I think,

or something. I would have done it with more confidence in the other realm. Because it was, like, you were just talking through what you were doing. Because that happened a while ago. Yeah, that's what I was have done it with more confidence in the other realm because it was, I was waiting to talk you through what you would have done. Yeah, because that happened a while ago. Yeah, that's what I've been doing. I've been doing it, you just told me. Yeah, but fun sized things, I looked up on the internet and you can get a giant value bag of fun sized chockies.

You can get a giant value bag of fucking hats with pictures of gicks on. I don't think you can. I think you can. I don't value bag of anything you put in a giant value bag. I don't think that would be called a giant value bag, but I was thinking he was being like, no, I'm not talking about fun sized things,

but fun sized things come exclusively in value bags. Sure, okay. So that was just a great fusion. Yeah, but yeah, that's fine. Well, I'd love to hear from Brodon. Well, I have no issue with this. We're talking about a realm thing. Oh, we've had a different Brodon, that has an issue.

Yeah, right. OK, fair enough. That sounds all reasonable to me. I'll come out and sci-fi music. Don't you understand, boys? The issue here is we're now lost. Lost in the value bag. Lost in the value. lost. Lost in the value bag. Lost in the value, oh, lost in the value bag.

We're lost in the value bag. Sometimes we make podcasts. So, so fuck. This feels like a timeout. This feels like a timeout. No, I like the music. Can we just keep the music? Think that music can be in this timeout.

Let's keep that music going. And this is the music of can we just keep the music? Yeah, music. Think that music can be in this time out. Yeah, that's right. Let's keep that music going, and this is the music of the next few time out. We'll let you know if the music stops. Yeah. Time out. Go, very good. This podcast is not for everyone.

There's a few people out there listening. They think this is the best shit ever. I want to know why. I want them to know. I can see you. I also want the Aunty Donna Fact Check account to know. That's a fan account we've mentioned it here before. They do fact checking. I am so sorry about this one.

Because this one is, you probably need to get your pen and paper. I'd love to see someone make a mind map of all the places we've gone. I'm sure someone has enough time to do that. This is a really good reflective timeout. I want you to know the next time out this music will still be playing. But also Zach is an expert in the timeout rounds. Right. I can't wait to meet him.

Wow. Right. Yeah. He will explain to us just how lostout rounds. Right. I can't wait to meet him. Wow. Right. Yeah. He will explain to us just how lost we are. Right. Time out. Hello. So, Zach, this is all knowing Zach. Time out, Zach.

Can I call you time out, Zach? Call me whatever you want. You know, call you... Your feeble minds. Whatever your feeble minds need to get through. All right, then I'm going to call you dumb cunt if you're gonna say that. Such simple words from a simple man. Can I call you Captain Shithead?

You can call me whatever you want. Yeah, can I call you Mr. Shitseas Bans? Yeah, you could call me anything you want. That doesn't affect me. They're just simple words. Captain, Captain, Captain, Captain, Captain, Pearson shit on his fucking shut the fuck up Yeah, I missed a little bit

You you fucking shut the fuck up. I'm sorry. What do you want to be cold? I'd like to be cold all knowing all knowing that I Have but one question Yeah, what is it? What is my question? You're all knowing. Yeah. Your question was going to be, what is my question?

Wow. Wow. Well then I have a follow up question. And he knows that too. What is it? What? What? What?

What? Mark, like the splintered value bag that I'm about to talk about. Uh-huh. It doesn't matter what I say. I could say to you what I know you were going to say. Mm-hmm. But whatever I say affects what you were going to say. Oh, anything I answer will change the course of this time-out realm. So we are in control of our destinies. Nothing is predetermined.

Let me put it this way. I'm sorry I called you pissing shit on you thing. Fucking you shut the fuck up. I'm saying I need to show me a little sorry. I don't need sorry. I don't need sorry. I need you to demonstrate through your actions that you're not going to do it again. All right, I'll do it.

Because when you say that it puts it out there. Yeah. Okay, when you say that you can't take it there. Yeah. Okay, when you say that, you can't take it back. It becomes part of the narrative, okay? Yes. So you don't say it, even to apologize, you just stop talking about it. Okay, you're knowing, Zach.

Alright. Yes. Are we good? Yes, we're good. Are we good? Yes. Just fucking shut the fuck up. It is.

All knowing that. No, no, stop it. As a short fuse. He's coming in here. I don't need you. I don't need you. I thought knowing everything would like make you a little more just like calm, like sense it. I am.

And I took it. I took it from the both of you. You fucking came in here. It's an emotional regulation issue. You called me shitsyspeed. You called me dumb cunt. You called me, and I said I didn't mean your kid. I fucking feel mine. Okay, and then every man has a fucking line.

So you're just a man? Yeah, but I'm all knowing. Alright. All know, exact. What do you have to prophesize? Let me tell you, I am not born of this realm. I came from a realm much like yours. With the kittens or... No, because we're from this realm, aren't we? No, you're from this realm aren't we?

No you're traveling through. Are we? Oh, I came from... I want you to know if anyone calls you any of those names that I said, I'll say no that's not okay. I said to just stop. Okay.

I don't want to talk about it. Okay, all right. I'm just like you know. I know, but it's not fair. It's not fair on my family. I have a family. If we're okay. And when you say that, that affects them. I have a family if we are okay, and when you say that

That affects them. I have businesses. Do you understand he said it's more than just this fucking podcast Yes, yeah, okay, I'm sorry. I did just watch real housewives of Beverly Hills last night I did just watch a real housewives of Beverly Hills recap episode and they love this line of like, you just stop talking! You're putting it out there! But I'm gonna stop if you stop, okay? Yeah, I noticed your hands started to be very house-wivesy. Like you were getting your fingers in very... Best part about real housewives of Beverly Hills

is they clearly have a rule where they're not allowed to talk about the fact that they're on a reality show. But nine times out of 10, that's the issue. Yeah, that's the issue. Yeah, they're like, the issue. But nine times out of ten, that's the issue. They're like, they're on a reality. Yeah, they're like, the issue I have is that you said that in front of the cameras. And then the every fight comes from the fact that the person's like, what's the problem?

We were talking about it yesterday. Like, ah! So, all knowing Zach. Yes. So Broden and I are trying to get... And I just want you to know. I studied and I studied and I studied and I know everything about the realms and then I had some more time and that's why I watched real house.

I thought you were just... That's fine. I thought you were just all knowing. I didn't know you had to study to become... So anyone can become all knowing. So this is what I was saying. I came from a realm not unlike yours, but in this realm, time stands still. Oh.

So I have existed for millennia. Are we trying to get back? I have a question. I have two questions. Yeah. A Brodon and I are trying to get back to the kitty cat realm where the kids have made a mech suit out of an old cat that they killed

so they can traverse the health care bed is the streets of Melbourne to get to a family that needs kittens. We've been gone so long that it's no longer my home. Really? What is your home? I travel, I'm a traveler. You are a traveler now. I'll answer your question.

I'll answer your question. I'll answer your question with a question. Why? Just answer it. What do you think? Why are you just answering? Because I'm doing, you know, I'm a traveler. I'm knowing Zach is you. I'm a child. I'm knowing exactly. I know, just fucking let me do this.

All right. I'll answer your question with a question. What makes you think that the kitty cat realm is the original time out realm? It's where we started. Yeah, it's where we started that podcast. That's where you started. I once thought that my realm was the original realm.

Little did I know that it was in a sea of near infinite realms. Oh, my giddy anti-donor. What is it? I'm just responding to every time. I know that you're here with so many questions and your feeble minds are confused, but there is one question you want to know. Can I make my way home? And it was more, is that what we're doing?

What? The question wasn't so much, can I? Time out. Yeah. Wow, we're still here. Yeah, you can't time out in this. I have control of the time out. Oh, this realm. Wow. Time out, time out't time out in this I have control of the time out

Time out time out time out You think you could time out with simple words not here. I have found the form It moves through me like water Time out is not just words. It is energy and the Chucky Bar here? Is it a Chucky Bar? Is it a Chucky Bar? That's more of a metaphor, man. And what a leko of the Chucky Bar. Wait, the water passes through you. How does it come out?

What? Oh, it's not like drinking water from me. Oh, I'm being it. It's like I am like air. It moves through me like a fart. And in the... Farts and Pizz. I am...

And Farts. And your Farts and Pizz. Ah! Yeah, everyone's got Farts and Piss. I am Barton Piss. Ah, yeah, everyone's got Barton Piss. Like, so you were telling me all knowing Zack that you knew the question better than I did. No, no, no, I wasn't saying- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no He's got a short fuse. Did I say it a long fuse? Am I a long fuse? No, I would just imagine someone that is all knowing would have a slightly longer fuse. I've been here for millennia on my own studying this fucking weird thing.

You know, like this is fucking weird. Yeah, you are a character that exists only deep in a time-out realm from one weird podcast. Yeah, like this is based on cat-week. And so for you, you've been doing this for like, what, like 20 minutes, you did 40 minutes last week. For me, I've done millennia of this. Oh, the 20 minutes, is it right? Can you imagine being, ah, maybe 30?

Can you imagine being... He's all know-y-ems. Can you be, imagine being millennia,, babe on this fucking concept? Yeah, you're an interesting character. What's my fucking mind? I'm a little, I'm a little tense. All knowing Zach. Can't get a massage here.

Trying to get in with the physio first day I got here, cause I hurt my neck. Can't get a fuck, I've had a sore neck for three millennia. All knowing Zach. Yes, sorry about your neck, that's all. That's it. You wouldn't be able to... Give him a little mess up.

I... He's got a noten his neck, Mark. Yeah, I know. I'm not trying. I just don't want it to be shit. I don't know how much it'll help. If he's got a noten little worst in our life, man. Just a little, just a little... Get up. I don't a little get up

I want to get up. Oh, that's good all knowing Zach. Yeah, man. You control the time out. You got a thorough gun Oh, no, could you bring me one? Not today. No, I can't I'm not well. I'm good. Thank you. That. That's all it needed. All knowing exactly who controls the timeouts. Yeah, Broden and I need to get back to our realm with the kittens. But he's said, he's already said that's not where we're from. That's the only place we remember. Yeah, but he's where we're from.

It's just not the original realm. That's where you think you're from. Yeah. But every night you go to sleep. Well, every night you go to sleep. Yeah. Dream. Let me tell you're from. But every night you go to sleep. Well, this is the fun. Every night you go to sleep. Yeah. Dream. Let me tell you a story. I'm trying to wrap this up, man.

There was once a man. There was once a man in a realm not unlike your... Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just let me tell the story then answer your question then I'm... And then we have to end with the song I wanted to do for the catch. What would I have a question anymore? Oh, well, no I do. No. So, we're a quest.

My... Yeah, it's not a quest. First things first, if you heard the story, I was going to tell it all fun. But have you heard the story about the guy, go sleep, dreams that he's about to fly, wakes up, asks himself, did I just dream I was about to fly, or did I? So basically what I'm trying to say is

every mark is in you Every mark is in your asshole. Yeah, that's really you are not from any realm. You are all realms, right? Okay, right now second to that You said yeah, well you wanted to know broadly how can I get back or can I get back or will I get back? How do I get back? Question is can I get that right? That's what I was trying to say the start and then you wanted to be a fucking no I was asking you stop doing calm down. I'm doing calm down. What we're doing. Yeah. Oh, that's what I wanted to know So he's different and apology would be lovely Oh, no exactly. I think you need to I'm not gonna fucking I'm not gonna fucking Whatever I can't make an old knowing fucking can't to apologize I'm not gonna fucking apologize. I'm not gonna fucking apologize. I'm not gonna fucking apologize. I'm not gonna fucking apologize.

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I apologise. Saying sorry isn't apologising, it's kinda like, don't bring my husband into the, I didn't mention the husband. He didn't agree to this, don't bring my husband into the, I't mention the husband It's he he didn't agree to this don't bring my husband I'm trying to get to get back to the time out that we thought was the one that we have from and If you control the time out put us there now, okay, so as a cliffhanger You sell it is all right. Yes. How it is I

Control the time out in this realm You want to get out you can get out into a timeout from this realm. I don't have a portal. That's one of the portal realms. I don't have a portal. Is that attached to this realm? No, there's no portal. All I control is whether or not you can get in and out of the timeout realm.

I'm sorry, I know this is going on. I wanted to do this quickly, but you know, whatever. Yeah. What I'm trying to tell you this is going on. I wanted to do this quickly, but you know, whatever. Yeah What I'm trying to tell you is every time You time out every single time that you time out You create 10 to the power of 257 time out well. Wow. Why what why? What do you mean why Why does that happen?

I don't know, it's just the maths. Ah, alright. I don't know, I don't know why. I just know that that's the facts. Okay. On average. But there's a number, isn't there that an actual number? Ten to the power.

You really want me to explain the maths? Yeah. I don't think you'll get it. It took me a long time to understand it. It's so no-exactly right. It's so no-exactly right. It's so no-exactly right. You're honestly like, can you just trust me on this? Yeah, yeah don't think you'll get it. It took me a long time to understand it So I know exactly better. I speak for all knowing Zach Yeah, you know, and is it like can you just trust me on this? Yeah, yeah, yeah, cuz it's very complicated We're floating in the aircon that's yeah, I feel like we just floating in a Nothingness reflective so there's a sky and then the floor is like a reflection of

So it's stunning visually like it's like we're in a very thin, or like Thanos thing. Yes, Thanos and I think they did it. It's in Loving Thunder. Yeah, Loving Thunder does it. I'm talking, can I do the cat song now? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, just let me, let me say this, all right. You are lost.

Yeah. And you will never get back. Great. But. Okay. But. Okay. But. I knew you were coming. Yeah.

For years, I knew you were coming. Yeah, you make the school kids? And I knew how desperately you would want to get back to the cat realm. And while I cannot get you back there. Yeah. That is beyond even my powers. Yeah. I have prepared a back-in track.

Right. Thank you. For you to perform the cat song. Right. There's a cat song. Yes, yes. I've been bangin' on that cat song. Oh, and then, then, the real twist, this is an atrology. This is a pilot for an ongoing series. Because what we've established now here in this realm

is that you are lost in the value bag. And then we can go off and weekly adventures. My proposal is that the podcast, the only daughter podcast from now on just becomes like lost in the value bag. Iotcast from now on just becomes like lost in the value bag. I come with you. Yeah. And we go each week is like a different timeout adventure

as we try to find our way back. It's like lost in space. It's like sliders. And I'll come with you and we can ditch the old Zach, the other Zach, all knowing Zach, Broden, Mark, the podcast is now about timeout adventures. Let's put that out to the people. Yeah, I just, I would really like to go.

Okay, he's trapped in his thing. Yeah, he's trapped here. We'll leave that, you let us know, and we'll see you next week. It's a pilot, like pilot week. Yeah, get it. Mu, mu, mu, mu, mu. He really needed this, you're interested.

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An invitation. Oh, okay. To mortal combat. Okay, so we've all been crying. they're all good. Yeah, yeah, yeah Join us next week For I need the piss We gotta go we gotta go that is the piss real bad having a wrap it up If you guys are up to go, my bladder is full and it just hit me really high.

Yeah, you need to piss. Yeah, no worries. Well, let's wrap this up there. Come on. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done if you guys are. We are.

I've never had to wrap up a podcast before. I'm all knowing this. No, you say, see you next week. See you next week. Yes, good, Dad. You've been listening to the Aunty Donna Podcast. Thanks for joining us for another rip episode brought to you by Aunty Donna Club.com. See you next week.

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