Aunty Donna Podcast - Valentine’s Day 2026 with Mr Sexy & Dr Love

Episode Date: February 10, 2026

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A listener production. Good morning or evening. Everyone listening to the Auntie Donner podcast. It is that beautiful... Oh, that's all right. It's stretching. It's that beautiful love-filled time at the year again. It's Valentine's Day.

So hold the hand of the person you love so tightly that they ask you to stop while you listen to this next episode featuring your favorite Valentine's guests, Dr. Love, and Mr. sexy. Don't squeeze so hard that you turn their bones into a white soup which would be a lovely

Valentine dinner if you're going out for dinner but not bone soup some sort of chowder. Enjoy the show. Well it's another year and it's another Valentine's day. A beautiful day for lovemaking

for kissing the ones closest to you for or feeling like shit if you don't have someone special in your life. And a little reminder that maybe you should try a little harder to get that special person in your life to do kisses and sex with, if that's your thing. So every year, as we do, we have two very, very special guests, beautiful guests to give you tips on how to make that special person in your life

feel a little more special on Valentine's Day. A day of roses, a day of expensive dinners and chocky. Chokies are coming boxes shaped like hearts. The beating heart of a man or a woman or anyone in the in between is the thing that keeps us alive, keeps love alive. But if you want to take that special person in your life out on a, very, very special date than we have got two of the best experts in the field.

Yeah. We have... Oh, fuck, what's your name? Good-home, me. What's your name? Good. My, Mr. Sexy. Mr. Sexy?

We have Mr. Sexy. Good to see you, mate. And we also have your best friend, your brother in arms, Dr. Love. Here you go. Hey, good. Good, thank you, guys. You're still down working at the cold. are you?

Coles? No, I've never worked down at Coles. So what do you know for a word? Oh, I work. I do this full time. You're not in the seafood deli down there? No. No, no, no, no.

I love a bit of seafood. A big fan of a prawn. Any kind of crustacean. Give me those sea bugs. I stuck them out of their shells. I love them. But, no, I do this full time now. You're getting more the, getting that sort of,

you're getting enough money from this? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I own a decent wage. You might have a crust. Make ends, mate. Absolutely. Doesn't it? Oh, it's great.

It's a dream. When do we start recording, mate? We've been, we've started, I did the intro. Did you not hear me do the introduction? Introducing us? Oh, yeah, no, that's great. That's awesome. So we're here, because it's Valentine's Day.

I just want to say thank you. This is sexy for having me back and, you know, obviously, how welcoming me into this sort of platform in this audience? I've had a fantastic year. You're sleeping in me back tray. I am sleeping in his back tray now. On the of the year, times have been tough. Yeah.

But um... You just need you push some swag, damn. What's happened? I believe you were married. That was a long while ago. Yeah, that was old news when we last spoke. Yeah, right. But I did that.

So I was swindled out of a bit of money, unfortunately. Yeah, right. I met a really beautiful young lady in the Philippines. Yeah. And I really thought we had something special. And unfortunately, unfortunately, she was giving all the money. You know, and it just. It is a shame, you know, you do get stung along the way.

Yes, the trials and tribulations of love. Yeah, no, it's not all positive, and that's part of being an expert is knowing and acknowledging. Heartbreak is part of love. How do you know if you're in love if you haven't suffered from heartbreak? I was with a bird for about eight years. Her sister got in her ear. Yeah, she took off.

She took off. Yeah, she moved up to Sydney. Right, right. up to Wollongong or wherever we're going. So a lot of heartbreak, because I was going to say maybe today could be about what's the best possible date to take your lover or your loved one out, your special little someone. But neither of you have a special someone this year for Valentine's Day.

Well, actually, I think you'll find that love can come in many forms. Uh-huh. But Valentine's Day is quite specifically about relationship love, the person or people you're choosing to, you know, give your heart and your soul to. Yeah, go down the star. Well, they're bringing back the Melbourne Star. No, there's not that one. Star Hotel, making a acamee.

Oh, right. Go to the star and have a... If you get your seniors... You get your seniors card. You get, if it's during the day, you get yourself a free latte. If it's during the night, you get yourself a pot. You've got a seniors card. And then, you know, you're 68 years. No, I never would have guessed.

Well, you know, I'm working hard. You don't mean they do. be 55 to get your things. All the lot of people don't remember. You want a pension? Well, you know, I've actually got, so I was surviving off a payout from the government.

Yeah. Because whilst the bulk of, whilst the bulk of the accusations were correct, there was certain aspects that, that were tied to me. And because of that sort of mistake, yeah. I've been living off this

pay out from the government, right? And I don't have that anymore for aforementioned reasons. No, I've lost the house. I've even lost dogs. I want to name or look after dog. But this guy right here, he says, you don't have a tray out of the back

and you can sleep there until you get your... You don't have a sad bedroom? No, we've got a situation now very modern place, but I'm a small hut at the top of a mountain string Bar Creek, small hut with a fire. And I like the sky, you know, I may name anymore. You like to get outside anyway. Yeah, I'm the kind of guy there.

I don't, if I can't see the sky, I feel disconnected from it, you know? So I just, I'll just sit in my little hut up the top of Stringybark Creek. Watch your spider, watch a, watch a, watch a Huntsman crawl across the roof. Well, it is Valentine's Day. So rather than speak, although I do want to drill into that, what you do. did to get that government payout because that that's personal yeah right um it's just some details i wouldn't mind asking about but we can get to that later uh why don't we talk about rather than talk about our best dates because that sounds like that's going to bring up some trauma for you guys

yeah professional i've got a phd in love yes yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah but aren't you mr mr mr at the end of it you have a you have a phd in love but you're mr sexy from memory and your Doctor Love. I've got the PhD as well. You can just choose whether or not you use a doctor or not. Right. I've got two PhDs. I did one in love and lovemaking and then another one in the fandom of Taylor Swift.

So whereas my one was more... He did a doctorate in that. Well, yeah. Or PhD. I don't know what you're fucking, I don't know what I'd say. My, my, I got the two PhDs as well. Yeah. My one was in, the first one was in, it was in the different form.

forms of amorous love throughout history. So obviously, you know, the Greeks had different words for love. And I was talking more about that kind of passionate love. Not sexual. It is love. Give me one of the words. Root. Oh, yeah, root.

Amory, amorous. You know, that sort of thing. They're all Greek, huh? They're Greek words. Yeah, like the Greek word. They're different words for rooting. I was just sort of saying, I went quite specific. That's Greek?

Coffin root. There is Greek. Translation for it. Ancient Greek translation for it. But I wasn't so much interested in the route. I did cover that in the introductory section. Coppin a root is a Greek word. What we're saying is different ways to say love making.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I do understand. What I'm trying to connect, I'm trying to find some sort of, sort of thematic connection. You know what I'm saying. You know what I'm saying, don't you? You're not, you're on mincing words, mate. You're trying to twist and turn what I say like they do on the ABC.

What? I'm saying there's different words for Root. Yes. And what I'm asking is, and I don't mean to drill down on this, but it's just fascinating to me, is that you have a PhD in different words. No, you weren't listening, were you? I mustn't have been.

Please explain again. So what I'm saying is, I was particularly interested in the form of amorous love, which I defined as the kind of love that is a set, where there is a certain passionate quality. It's not new love. It can happen with new lovers. It often happens with new lovers.

More rarely with people that have been together for a long time. Amorous love. The sort of love you're feeling on a Valentine's Day. But specifically, I wasn't talking about sexual love, which is a different kind of love. I'm talking about amorous love. I did do a general study. The introductory sections of the PhD thesis did cover all of it.

Lots of different reasons to spoof. Right? Lots of different reasons to spoof. And then you're all that. for procreating for all the reason. You understand. You understand the specificity of my...

Get your load off. Of my first PhD? I mean, you said something quite specifically about different Greek words for love. So that was just a throwaway statement. And then my second PhD,

if you must know, is about artillery shells in World War II. Right. And just tell me anything specific about that. Oh, that was just a general interest for me. You know, it wasn't so much the PhD, but I did do a PhD-length thesis, and we are talking to publishers at the moment.

Just very interesting stuff. The hardware, and now they put that together. Have you read much about that? Oh, yeah, and I forgot. You reminded me of my third PhD. Yeah. It was Hitler's last two weeks in the bunker and just the fall out of that.

Very interesting. Very interesting stuff. Very interesting. Very interesting. The guy, bad guy. As the Soviets encroached on Berlin, and they, you know, the Berliners were running, running, they were running west to get away from the Soviets.

They feared them more than life itself. They just tried to get to the Americans, you know, because they thought they'd treat them more kindly. Yeah, I'm going to try and get this back on track just for one moment. You've seen the new one, the new three-part documentary on, I've view about the World War II? Very interesting. A lot of stuff I know, but very interesting perspective.

Just name one type of artillery. his shell. Right. I'm here in my professional capacity as Dr. Love. I'm here with my friend Mr. Sexy. Yeah.

I've let you know a detail of my personal life with the second PhD. I've let you know some details of my personal life. I would prefer it if you stop pressing because I want to tell you this quite clearly. Yeah, there's no need to be antagonistic. I'm not being antagonistic. All right. What I'm saying to you is if you keep pressing, I will have to deal with this. You want him to say shrapnel shells.

when I'm saying armor piercing shells, that's a cluster. That's all I was looking for. You want a chemical shit. It'll make you feel better. Just one small piece of evidence that you're not lying through your teeth. I've been accused of being a liar three times in my life. Okay?

Yeah. This will be my fault if you commit to that. There is no need to get angry or upset. I was just, I'm trying to keep this podcast rolling and on the rails. I was accused of being a liar once in Darwin. and two times in Vietnam. Okay? And he wasn't there for a fucking bar and me,

mate, I'll tell you that much. Let me tell you right now, okay. I can't tell you. Knee deep. I cannot tell you about the situations in Vietnam because they are still unknown to authorities. I could go into some details. No, I don't need you to do that.

If you want to call me a liar again, I want you to look me in the eyes and call me a fucking liar. I didn't call you a liar. I was just asking, please. I'm starting to, I'm starting to feel scared. Ooi. And I shouldn't have to in my own space.

April 20. Is that day named Dayringa Beldiah? April 20. Is that? 1945. Oh, God. Is that the day... Hitler celebrated his 56th birthday.

Really? 56th. Little let everyone know that would be his last celebrated on this earth. Yeah, right. He was a rotten guy? Rotten bloke. Yeah. Now, you got any questions for us about love or lovemaking?

Yeah, yeah. That's all I've got questions about. He was dead by the 30th in the ground. Ten days after his birthday. And he bloody... Ten days after his birthday, is he? No, four days. Four days.

He bloody died like a fucking dog. Right. He died like a fucking dog. I don't think dogs shoot themselves in the head. No, but he did kill his dog. Oh, he did kill his dog. He gave himself a cyanide pill. The guy was as fucking weak as piss when it came to it.

And this is what you're fine with all those types of leaders, right? Yeah. And I, and I saw it first in the... I was in Vietnam. Yeah. Yeah, you see those sorts of leaders, and you go, you're a fucking prick. We don't have to talk about that. Well, I wrote a PhD in it.

Right. So I could. Yes, but let's get you one for the World War II podcast. Why? Well, I don't know if you want to talk about that shit. We're here to talk about, let's talk about heartbreak. All right, right, right. Let's talk about...

There's something I'm very well versed in it. We've all been through it. We've all been through it. Through heartbreak. Sung the song, done the dance, wrote the book. Whether it be a long-term... Done, seeing the film. Yes.

Whether it be a... Eating the dinner. Yes. Whether it be a long-term relationship that's fallen apart, or whether it be, you know, losing at a hard level on your favorite video game, everyone has experienced heartbreak to some degree. I would argue that they are slightly different, mate. Yes, they are, but I'm just talking about the range of heartbreaks.

But would I posit that a heartbreak lets you know you're alive. That's a beautiful thing to say. The crushing, tearing, ripping, feeling of a heart inside. A lot of young people today, they are, you know, they are on the socials. And they are very, very attuned to this idea of the story of themselves is what I like to call it. Me, me, me. When I experience I, I, I, I, me, me, mine.

When I experience the heartbreak. You got to know the Beatles, right? Sure. Now when I experienced the heartbreak, I'm more of a cult chiselgo. So when I experienced the heartbreak... I mean, slightly different. Are you going to fucking let me make my point or not? Okay, look, you are, I don't know what I've done.

I don't know what I've said. Sometimes he wakes up and he gets in a fog. Are you in a fog? Are you in a funk right now? I'm sleeping in the back of a tray, because someone took all of me money. Looking at stars. feeling, mate.

Yeah. Yeah, okay, but you said you liked sleeping out in the... I said that that is the best option, considering my current circumstances. Yeah, right. Do not put words in my mouth and do not call me a liar. I feel like we've gotten off to it. We've got a very bad, it's a bad energy between us right now. Yeah, and I'm not in a good mood, and I apologize for that.

No, all right. Well, thank you. See, now that is really, that's big of you. It's very big of you to be able to admit that because heartbreak. I just remember I have a fourth PhD. He's a smart guy. What in? Pokemon.

He's that Pokemon. In Japanese toys. You've seen the Pokemon's? Yeah, it's the highest grossing franchise of all time. That's the ticket. That's the one. That's the one.

That's the one. Bang on, mate. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Middle stuff. I had to go to Bali for work. I was working with a sort of oil company, right? Yeah. I went via Bali one.

one time. Yeah. We were just trying to buy some parts. They were doing, so you had the main supplier in Germany, they were charging five times as much as the guys in Indonesia. You don't want to get caught over there,

mate. Why? No, no. Mate, just pray your land and down. I don't think there's any chance of that happening to me. Right, pray your land and now. Anyway, I've got a couple of Pokemon toys

for the kids. This was in the 90s. How? Got a couple of Pokemon toys for the kids in Bali, cheap as. Yeah. That would have been an inauthentic versions of the original.

Oh, they didn't care. I was, I was top of the, um, bloody, I was top of the, um, bloody pile for that, for those Pokemon toys, you know? That was a, bloody. That was a beautiful, man. So, I don't want you to take this as any sort of personal attack. Yeah, right. I get it.

But you have a PhD in Pokemon. Yeah. Is it about the original 151? Oh, well. Is it about all of them? Oh, shebang. So, so, so, so, so, so, so given that. let's maybe, I don't know, some sort of break.

I don't know how this works. And we're back. Now, given that you have a PhD in all things Pokemon. Oh, the whole kitten caboodle. I would assume that if I gave you a number, you would be able to tell me what Pokemon that number is. All right? I'm going to do three.

I'm going to start easy and we're going to get harder. First number is one. Stingo. It's a bulbosaur. Now, I'm going to give you... Stingo. I'm going to give you another number. And I don't know the answer for this one.

I don't know the answer for this one. Yeah. All right. 56. Betadine. Benadine? All right. I'm going to have to take your word on that one.

You were wrong the first time, but I don't know if it's Benadine or not. 204. Oh, we're going into the 200. Well, he said it was all Pokemon. All thinks Pokemon 151. Well, I mean, that's... the ones we grew up on, but kids that's that. That was his main focus, mate.

Did you even leave it, mate? I think I asked this at all. Go on. I'll kick the moon. 253. Zyrtec. Zertec. You're naming antihistamines and different, like just things I'd find in my little

medical drawer in my kitchen. Kitchen. Yeah, I keep mine in my kitchen. Yeah, I can't even in the kitchen. Why? What if a little prying hands? Like whose? Young prying hands.

But it's just the basic stuff. It's nothing crazy. You know, it's just... Top shelf? Top shelf? No, just right at the bottom. I don't want to do that. You're about prying hands. Get a big thing.

Where do you keep them? I'm in the laundry. Ask me some more. You don't have a laundry? Ask me some more. I didn't mean that. I'm sorry, that was it. That was...

Oh, Christ, man. I'm sorry. That was a swipe because I'm feeling judged by where I put my, you know, store, like, over-the-counter medications. And so I lashed out at you about living in the back of a train not having a laundry. I'm sure you have access to a laundry. Well, he just goes down the creek and goes whack, whack, whack, whack. Whack, whack.

With his one, Flanny. Right. Yeah, I don't need the laundry too much. You go down the creek, whack, whack, whack. Yeah. Bit of a spin. Did me leg the other week. All right. And this one was saying, I think it's broken.

Yeah. And I wouldn't have listened if it was, you know, because the Sheila down at the star, she was saying, I think it's broken. I was like, yeah, right. This one said, no, I reckon you should talk to the doctor I went to. said it is broken. Put it in a splint. Put it in a splint.

I cut it off two days later. It was getting in the way. Jesus Christ. Not my leg. The fucking car. Oh, right. Yeah, right. Yeah, well, I'd check, man.

If you're still, you're still dancing or not. Before we just get off there, just. All right. Hey, how funny. Give me another Pokemon. When did you do the P. Recently, right? Yeah.

All right, great. Thoughts on Powell World? That's not one. No, but just thoughts on Power World? I imagine Power World would have come up. I don't even know more about Yac and Dandran. Yeah. We're at Wangerada area.

Yeah. All right, just ask him. Give me another one. Another number? Yeah, another one. Um, 120. Dime a tap. Oh, fucking hell, man. They're not, there's straight up and down, those aren't Pokemon.

Chesty Fort. Chesty Fort. Look, I, I... Can I speak? Yeah, man. For once. I was defending you for the longest time. But, because I don't know anything about Pokemon.

But you have consistently said, I'm eating fruit, mate. It's fucking disrespectful. I'm sorry. I'll stop. I can hear it in my ears, mate. I mean, over here, right? I've been defending you because I don't know, Pokemon, but consistently you have just been saying various off-the-shelf medical goods.

And I feel like you are making a fool of yourself and a fool of me, and I think you should pull it a fuck in. And also so unnecessary. You've already had three PhDs. And then you added in... Five-five. Oh, what's the fifth? Digimon.

Oh, God. Oh, God. We did an expert in Digimon. Yeah. Which one is the digital monsters? It was like a Tamagotchi, but you could make them. It was a mix between Tamagotchi and Pokemon. Digital monsters.

I think the missa. I got the kids my name. Yeah, right. Which one? What monies were I? Which missau? My ex-wife. Well, yeah, I was just, please, please, when I'm asking questions, I'm not trying to attack.

Yes, the laundry one was a bit of a swipe. I apologize for immediately. I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, Mark. It's just the way you looked at me in the tone of which he spoke. Young fella, young fella. Do not get on his other side, mate. Do not do it to yourself. I have been nothing but cordial and polite to you.

Yeah, if you've been nothing but cordial, a big sweetie when you add it to some water. He likes that. Too sweet without the water. That's true. I do love a cordial. The old tropical fruit crush, mate. Yeah, yeah. Great on a date.

You've done the green cordial? You're dipping dates into those. You're dipping date into the syrup. You honestly believe that he was saying dates as in the... Was he great on a date? No, mate, I'm not fucking not putting a fucking date fruit into a fucking cordial, mate. What do you take me for? Someone with a PhD of Pokemon.

No, mate, I'm pairing them together. I'm not dipping one into the other. Okay, yeah. Letting the mouth be the place where the palate balances out. Have you seen right out of the way? I've seen Ratatouille, yeah, yeah, yeah, I love that, Brad Bird. You know that bit where. You're the fact's Brad Bird.

He directed it. Someone else was directing me, he took over to six. And what was the director do? What does the director do? Yeah. They're kind of like steering the ship. Oh, you know. I know a few birds who love a bit of bread.

What? Bread bird. Brad Bird, Brad Bird. Brad Bird. That's a good one, man. I know a few birds will put out a loaf, just wet the loaf up, put it on the nature strip, and they go to town. What?

Get another loaf. Get it wet. Put it on the next strip. And then the birds will come, right. Can you ask this a question or something? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. White, being white loaf. What is the first thing you do after, when you know, heartbreaks are coming,

when it's happened, you're in that moment, you're right, all right, all right, I am experiencing heartbreak right now or I'm about to. What's the first piece of self-care you? you do? How do you look after yourself? Because there's a lot of people out there on Valentine's Day right now. As many people break up on Valentine's Day as they do get together. And that's a statistical fact. So tell me, I don't know, so tell me, does it matter? So tell me for 50% of our audience, what do they do? How do they look after themselves? What do you do? I say, go I say, sorry, I went somewhere else. Did you disassociate?

Yeah, I need you to come back to the room. I need you to be. What were you thinking about? Stars. Just the stars in the sky? Stars and the mountains and... Time's gone by. People have left me.

People have left us. There's never been more peace than when the two of us met, I've been broke back mountain. What? That was a beautiful summer. And what I was saying is, as you get older. Wait a second. Just wait, just wait one second.

So you guys, you guys spent a summer together over a broke back mount. Yeah. Now, I don't know if you guys are familiar with it at all. But, um, uh, uh, Angli. What's it, Unley? He's a director. Sure. He made a film called...

Unley in Adelaide. No, no, no. No, he's a director. No, not. Made Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. Oh, okay, sure. He also made a film called Brokeback Mountain. Yeah, different Brokeback Mountain.

We're talking about the one out past Horsham. Right. But that was about just two dudes spending the summer together. No, we was doing the, they had a lot of sheep on the mountain. And we had to go up and make sure they were, you know, eating the pasture and keep them all together. And we were sort of staying together for the summer. Were you feeding them pennie? Who?

They were eating the pasta. Pasture. My apologies. My apologies. Did you think? What do you think? I heard they were eating the pasta. Now I'm Sicilian.

My family heritage is Sicilian. So when I hear that, I think Penae, I think Ricketoni, I think Angolotti. Sure, sure. I didn't realize you said pasture. Sure. And so I apologize. I just want to say, though, of the film Breakback Mountain, which I have seen, it's a beautiful film.

Any relation to the summer you go to spend. Completely unrelated. We was just looking after the sheep. But that film is a beautiful film. Helps people realise that there are different kinds of love. Yes. And as an expert, there are different ways to express love. Would you agree?

Hitting us with that truth bomb. Yeah, and if we... I left again. Do you disassociated again? Yeah, I was on a rocket ship. You were thinking for going to space? I was on Apollo 13 with the boys.

Yeah. Yeah, the computer, they're using that. Less power than a calculator. Right. So there's different kinds of love, right? And I just want to say as an expert, when we bring shame and judgment to our own expressions of love,

then what happens then is we can sometimes bring that shame into the relationship. And I say it's important. important when you're feeling heartbreak to not blame the other person, but also not to blame the situation of the love or the circumstances of the love, because you might find that with someone else. So do you just blame yourself? No, you have to work through it with a professional or on your own.

Nice. You have to look at what can I have done differently. What kind of professional? Well, we are both experts in that. We are both, you know, relationship cancels, that sort of thing, sex therapists. I also do, off the record, have some experts. and tantric love making. Really?

Like sting from the police. Sure. He's a big tantric man. What you're going to understand is there's obvious pushback against NASA and where the spending should go. You've been going back to the moon stuff. But what do you think of your toaster, mate? Yeah. What do I think of my to-I don't own a toaster?

Oh. Oh, okay. What are you doing your toast in? Well, I rarely toast. But if I am, I'm putting it under the grill in the other. oven. I did the taste on the, I just got a metal sheet, put that on the fire, get the fire going out in the back out and put the sheet on that and then I'll just taste it on that.

Yeah, I don't mind buttering the bed, bread, putting it in a bread. I'm a margarine guy. Right. You're doing that flora, like, pro-active, like, blow of the cholesterol. Yeah, I did that. The doctor said, you know, cut back on the salt. Just some margarine. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Well, look, I'm going to do a time check because I'm kind of done. Lindsay, where are we at? All right, look, we've got a minute to Phil. Right. So, we're at 29 minutes. So let's, so let's wrap this up with a couple of thoughts about getting back on that horse after a heartbreak. After you've done your self-care, you've looked after yourself, right? There's no reason why you wouldn't be able to ride a horse during heartbreak.

No, no, it's just kind of a metaphor. I loved my horse. It's a metaphor for like, yeah, he's got a beauty. Gray, grey mare. Yeah. Gilding. Clysdale? No, not a Clydesdale.

Not a big. No, not a big workhorse. No, she was a Brumby. I broke in. You broke her in, wild Brumby that you broke in? Yeah, I saw her out in the Highlands. I said, come here, darling. I said, easy love.

And she fell in like margarine in my hands, like bread in bed. There had nothing better than watching this man. breaking a horse. Beautiful stuff. Yeah, right. So I actually owned a quarter of a horse that came second in the Melbourne Cup in... No, the winnings, mate. Oh, right.

And he came second in the Melbourne Cup, 97. And it's probably the happiest day while off. My dad often brings home a quarter of a pig. What? And we cut it up to it in salami. Okay. But my own... My listen to everyone listening would be,

putting that out. Now, what are you doing today to celebrate love? Yeah. Do you love yourself? Because you have to put the, you have to put the mask on yourself. I've never been on a plane. Like, but you have to put, you get to Bali. Oh, bloody, I went on the, I got, I've got a catarang.

How did you get to be in? A catamorang? So me and my mate, I have a mate up in Darwin and we shipped in together. We bought the catamarin. Yeah. We sailed up to Bali and up to Thailand. Yeah. How'd you get the Darwin?

He just drove. Yeah, he choked. He took the Gairn. He took the Ghan once and he chocked another time. And we went in Havsies on a catamarin. Went up and did the whole trip and then came back, sold it in Darwin when we got back to Darwin. Because we'd dance and work on it a bit better. We actually sold it for more than we bought it for, made a profit on the catamarin.

Because you did some modifications yourself. for a regular Han Solo over here. What? I just tell you've seen Star Wars, surely. You've got to, if you want to love other people, I want you to do if you're listening on Valentine's Day, get up, I want you to take 30 seconds, look at yourself in the mirror and say I love you.

Yeah. You've got to make a list, right? So usually in my sessions, I show people a video from Oprah Winfrey show, right? Just a little video. where an expert comes in, gets all of the audience to list all the people they love. And she said the whole audience, she says, who's the people you love? And they do their kids, their husbands, that sort of thing.

All at the same time? What? They all they all say it at the same time. They make them write a list. She makes them write a list. And she goes, you know, it's interesting. None of these lists feature the person that should have been at number one on the list. You.

I'm sorry, I haven't seen the video. Don't look at me like that. It's scary. I'm like that. More a testament to the question being unclear. Like who are the people you should love? Yeah. Or most people go, yeah, I'm getting death's dead over you.

Yeah, you don't get on his wrong side, mate. I didn't mean to. Trust me. Trust me. You're still on my good side, mate. Okay. Good. That's a relief to hear.

You don't want to see my bad side. But happy Valentine's Day. Happy Valentine's Day to you. Dr. Love. Yeah, Mr. Sexy. And Mr. Sexy, you've brought some real pearls of wisdom. What did you think of them? Yeah, very expensive.

Real peels. We got them up in broom, mate. Nice. We went up, had nice delicious muscles. A guy that gets the pearls. He also gets the sort of oysters and muscles out there. You swept them away from up there, I imagine. Just fry them up, a little bit oil, a little bit of salt.

Peels? No, the bloody muscles. Oh. Just slice them up. Little bit oil, a little bit of salt. That's all you're bloody meat, fresh out of the ocean. Are they noisters? But that's another lesson today.

You say you love yourself. You also find them in muscles? No, he does the muscles as well. Treat yourself. Treat yourself to something special on the way home today. Get some fishing chips from a Schnitzel burger from the fish and chip shop or get yourself some subway for lunch or whatever you're after. I think that's the biggest lesson today from Dr. Love.

Coles are doing sandwiches now. And Mr. Sexy. What? In the fridge bit? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think I've been doing that for a while. Treat yourself to a sandwich from Coles. You know, I just say, do you, Mrs. Succy?

I'll never forget that summer up. I've been broke, break, right, reout. What did you guys do? Well, feed a pasta. And good night. You've been listening to the Auntie Donner podcast. Thanks for joining us for another rip episode brought to you by Auntie Donner Club.com. See you next week.