Aunty Donna Podcast - Valentine's Day with Mr. Sexy

Episode Date: February 14, 2023

This week the boy's celebrate the sexiest time of the year, Valentine's Day, with a very special guest. Tell the boys where they should go on their 2023 World Tour, head to auntydonna.com to let th...em know. Join The Aunty Donna Club: https://www.patreon.com/auntydonnaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:26 Kineh Legends are welcome to another rip episode of the R&T Donna podcast. This week the boys celebrate the sexiest time of the year, Valentine's Day, with a very special guest. Remember, if you're loving the R&T Donna pod, you can get access to bonus episodes and the video version at anti-onnaClub.com. Hello and welcome to the Antidonna podcast. The craziest podcast we're a couple of couple of mates riff and have fun. I'm here with my best friend, Zach.
Starting point is 00:01:08 Zach and I, Zach and I, we've been mates for what? Jesus, I think we've been friends for over a decade. Over a decade, easy. You know, you know someone when you know someone, you know someone. I know all the things to say that'll get him upset. I know exactly the buttons to push to piss him off. Oh no.
Starting point is 00:01:32 I know where he lives. So if he double crosses me, I can always get him back. So, it was Valentine's Day yesterday. Oh, and isn't Valentine's Day the most beautiful day in the world? See, people love talking about Valentine's Day and the thing they often talk about is the love aspect. The love. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:53 And not so much the making love. Yeah, that's right. Valentine's Day, sure, it is the day of love, but it is also the day of sexy. It is the day of sexy and slow sexy. Slow sexy, fast sexy, cool sexy, calm sexy. All kinds of sexy happen on Valentine's Day. And that's why we've brought in a extra special guest. I would say sex per, sexy per, sexy per.
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Starting point is 00:03:04 No. Here? No. Here we go. Here we fucking go. Go on, go on, say you fucking shit. I actually don't know. Um, when, I just wanted to make a count. When we were, you know, we, we, we're very close to the Bonobo ape. And when we were Bonobo apes or close to it, why are you looking
Starting point is 00:03:26 at me like that, Broden? No, all right. It's, Broden is just looking at me like he does no idea where this is going. But it's pretty obvious. We're introducing Mr. Sexy. We're introducing Mr. Sexy in the concept of Sexyness. And I'm saying, if you're wondering where Broden is, he's playing Mr. Sexy. So he's just waiting in the wig. Yeah, yeah, we're ready to bring in this character. There was a time in the evolution of human beings when we were in your opinion. This fucking Christian science shit that I can't even fucking begin to explain how much it angers me. We are monkeys in your opinion. I'm not not monkey.
Starting point is 00:04:06 What are you? A beautifully handcrafted specimen of God and... All right, go. Go, go. What did I say? You two are hard on yourself. Yes, I am a beautifully crafted specimen. I am crafted by my Lord.
Starting point is 00:04:26 By your Lord and their son Jesus Christ. Who I would say worked in collaboration? Why didn't the Kant makers with wheels then? I wish he'd met. But he didn't make us with wheels, but he did give us those sneakers with wheels in them. So, that wasn't God. Who was that?
Starting point is 00:04:43 Skeaches. So, it was that? Sketches. Yes. So it was Valentine's Day yesterday. It was, and what did you do for your partner? Your, what I was doing there, Mark, was I was getting back to the intraday to bring in Mr. Sexy. Oh, sorry.
Starting point is 00:04:59 Sorry, I just, I just think we're being a bit rude to Broden if we don't bring in Mr. Sexy. Cause I've been on the other side of it sometimes Yeah, I like it. I like the break. Yeah, the little bit of arrest Yeah, I like being able to just sit let the podcast let my two best friends in the world run the podcast We live together. No, I'm not a little bit more than that but So I really quite enjoy
Starting point is 00:05:23 I really quite enjoy the chance to just like wait, wait to come in. I find it really like, like, longer the better for me. I would love to do the character, see if it works, then have a break, particularly if it doesn't. It's missed. I was just saying I straightened it up. But I think we need to just give that context one more time. Was Valentine's Day yesterday? Yes, today. Valentine's
Starting point is 00:05:48 day is a bit of a sexy day. So we thought we'd get in a very special guest to talk about the history of sexy. It's the one the only Mr. Sexy. All right, boys. There you go. And boys gonna be. Oh, oh, geez. God, Sam. I thought I would have me in more. God, listen to that, boy. My eyes are just fixing on that. Oh, heavy gun, no one's known to me for this, the night, boy.
Starting point is 00:06:14 The sexiest man. Oh, you fucking. And it's not just your theme music that comes on every time you enter a room. It's the, it's the, all the things that come on. And that you come on, including your belly, which I hope you do from time to time, as we all do. Mike, there are things about sexiness that are broader than just coming. Oh, absolutely. But, but that is under the umbrella of sexiness.
Starting point is 00:06:41 It's true. The umbrella of sexiness is wide and far reaching as wide and far reaching as my butthole. I think any man or anyone who has been 14 years old with a penis knows that there are versions of coming that are not sexies. Yes, absolutely. Yeah, there's very and now the things I came in as a teenager. I was a things I came to. I'm Mr. Sexy. And the things I came with Mr. Sexy. Mr. Sexy. You are here to talk about the history of sexy. Oh country. Do we? Where is wrong? I saw her farm from... Echin-Den. Echin-Den. Yeah, I can bend. I'm from Echin-Den, another home.
Starting point is 00:07:29 This is sexiest place on earth. Yeah, good work and community there. Sorry, I just made a little break. Are you stiffing up? No, I've been stiff. Oh, really since the moment, yeah. As you always mention, almost six foot. And I'm going to take you through. Six foot minutes. And I'm gonna take you through all the things
Starting point is 00:07:49 that make valentines know the best day of the year. And also, I'd love to know a little bit about the history of Valentine's Day. That's all right, that's all I'm gonna say. Yeah, Saint Valentine's, who I believe is one of the many children of God, who invented Valentine's Day for what reasons I'd love to know.
Starting point is 00:08:09 Yeah. Now what? You on that same Valentine's child good God. Oh yeah, I guess so. I don't know. I'm not particularly good. Oh I love sexy. You're not right. I was throwing that in there for you to try and make you feel more comfortable because
Starting point is 00:08:30 I felt like we got a bit upset. I don't know what would make you think of a religious person. Yeah. I don't particularly religious views or anything. I believe in science and all of that. For clarity, by the way, my real name is John Jack Wallow. Jack Wallow. Jack Wallow.
Starting point is 00:08:47 And I run the information center in Jaganland. But all of that. That on a volunteer basis. Absolutely. We've had a community obviously for the years. Yeah. Mine in town, is it? No, we're a community just the end on the hill with the high country up there and
Starting point is 00:09:06 What's the what's the main sort of trade a lot of cattle are And we do a lot of a lot of farm agriculture, you know What a growing down that is hot a little bit of tourism, but the high like got rid of that in fact is wrong You bring your own pamphlets. Yeah, we do We send off with him we we send off for them. We get a lot of them from here. Do you have a printer? Do you have a snap printing?
Starting point is 00:09:30 No, not a snap printing one. We're going to mind Tampa and all over and all over and all over and all there. No, no, no. They have a bit more, a couple of things. All over and all over. So I'm the Murray upbeat. You go in there for the mind thing.
Starting point is 00:09:41 Yeah, what's the vibe with the ECMZ? Is it like a one pub kind of town? Is it? We got one petrol station. You should come to town. It's gonna run by the community. And we, you know, we, uh, a facility for the community around a lot of retortaries, a lot of bakery, lot of retortaries,
Starting point is 00:09:54 and, you know, the young people will nick off Dan and Melbourne, or obviously Dan and, uh, but not Mr. Seeks, you know me and tell you about the history of Seeks. And we, you are the sexiest man, I've ever been. I'm, yeah, this is, this is, it's getting hot and heavy. Well, I'm tired of here with the cattle and the drought, obviously.
Starting point is 00:10:11 Not sexy. Those things don't sound sexy at all. No, I dread droughts, not sexy at all. No, sexual, sexual, sexualities are wet kind of, and obviously, you know, Yeah, you don't want your sexiness to be dry. Otherwise, you could tear your skin. Yeah, that's right. So if you want sexiness up in Yakandand, make sure you make sure you get that
Starting point is 00:10:31 that water pressure thing put in your shower. Yeah, make sure you make sure you turn that little and that might not having a shower with low pressure. Might not seem sexy, but what could be sexier than saving the universe? And you know, obviously we've come to the town, come for a weekend, you know, and put your money into the community, you know, go to the bakeries, go to the pub, you know, have stayed a nice bed and breakfast, you know. Nothing sexier than Australian produce.
Starting point is 00:10:55 That's what I always say, support those farmers. Now, absolutely. It's sexy all started. Sexy all started with the dinosaurs. Three billion years ago, the dinosaurs were roaming the earth. Well dinosaurs were sexy. Ah. That is all started with a big bang.
Starting point is 00:11:16 Way sexy. You've gone back again. The big bang didn't happen post dinosaurs. It's all sexy. Yeah, right. But you said it started with the dinosaurs and then you said and then there was a big bang. Yeah, so they bought mine standing. Oh, I usually man a dinosaur orgy. I've dinosaurs having a big yeah, yeah, yeah,
Starting point is 00:11:36 yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that big, yeah, that big root fest. Now, have you brought a sore sucking off a tarot actor in the air, because it has a lot more power. They could probably line them up. That's what it is today. Pop, pop, pop, if this was the product services Nick, pop, tarot actor, pop, tarot actor, plus, pop, pop, pop, line them up as they fly past.
Starting point is 00:11:58 Potentially, we only have bones to go by. Yeah, and that takes a little coordination, which I find very sexy. Earlier on, you'll see in films, my Jurassic Park, we didn't actually know, we know now that a lot of dinosaurs were covered in feathers. Which is sexy, like a feather boa? Yeah, exactly. Or a bird.
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Starting point is 00:12:48 You are. In that situation. What? I just, I imagine... You shot one of you, show me. Well, I imagine that it would be a little... Just for the listener, Mark's doing a little T-Rex arm. Like, it would be kind of like...
Starting point is 00:13:00 He's flailing about. He's doing a sort of not quite an a hager. Is it hago? is that the word? A haga, a haga. He's doing a bit of a coming face and he's flailing his tiny little arms like a dinosaur. So do you wanna do that again for a smart? It'd be kinda like,
Starting point is 00:13:15 ah, I think that kind of thing. Yeah, so that's Mark just flailing about like a coming dinosaur. And that was the first 60 that everyone's flash forward to Egyptian times. Oh, we've skipped quite a lot of history here. Which era of Egypt? Because we've skipped cavemen and...
Starting point is 00:13:33 Oh, cavemen rooted. Did they? Was it sexy? Yeah, a rather sexuality about it. Yeah. Then we jump forward to Egypt. How do you think that the person, the individual, the tribe that invented the wheel for was one person? Do you think they would have been sort of like
Starting point is 00:13:51 a sex symbol at the time? Yeah, they'll be the Harry style. The Harry styles of the... Or the slim dusty. The slim dusty of the era. Of the man on the middle of the wheel was slim dusty in their time. Mr. main one, the wheel was slim dusty in there. Mr. Sexy, I've got a question for you. It's about sexy.
Starting point is 00:14:10 Yeah, all good. Um, you know how we all start with like, um, cells, you know, like, uh, single cell organisms. Single cell organisms that split. Yeah. But what, at what point did those cells start fucking to make baby cells? Yeah, cuz you went straight to dinosaurs cuz I you know cuz it's like I feel like when all this sexy really started was when it stopped Being single cell organisms splitting and it started being multiple multiple cell
Starting point is 00:14:39 Organisms fucking well, yeah cuz is it that happened you haven't spoken about sexy of the sea because I guess sexy of the land Started once that fish got those legs and crawled up and then Yeah, I guess I guess there was some football but football could have finally been a thing but also hands hands stuff and footy Like football like Aussie rules football. Yeah, all right And foodie, like football, like Aussie rules football. Yeah. All right. So Mark, this guy is so sick.
Starting point is 00:15:07 I know, I'm fucking, I've been barred up. Egyptians had a real hot logon. Ancient Egyptians. There were hot eyes, I always. Yeah, you're jumping back. Because you went to dinosaurs, but I think we're just asking now about those single cell organisms in the city, in the ocean. The single cell organisms rooted. Yeah, yeah rude it. The single cell organisms rude it.
Starting point is 00:15:25 Yeah, yeah, yeah. How'd they rude? They're dicks and pussies. Oh, you need more than one cell for a dick or a pussy. There's tons of cells in a dick and a pussy. Okay. Not based off the size of mind. You got a single cell dick.
Starting point is 00:15:38 Yeah. And we'll be right back after this end project. I mean, we rejoin our talk through history at the turn of the history of sexiest medieval time. Oh, nice princesses, dragons, the dark ages, the dark ages. What was sexy like in the video? Dirty rooting, not a cleanliness. And all in candlelight, which is very romantic.
Starting point is 00:16:05 Unless it was during the day, and then they used natural hard to root. Now, there was a lot of rooting. Music sounded like this. You're talking about dry rooting, sort of over music like this. But what about sexy? Happy Valentine's Day, more than I. I feel, thank you. Happy Valentine's Day. To sexy. What do you do for Valentine's Day? Yeah, you got a special person in your life.
Starting point is 00:16:27 Yeah, you went down the, put the, put the old girl, the, the colleague in the, in the, in the youth, we went down the, went down the pub, you can down that, a point now, you know, how did that parmer on the, the colleague on the, how to, how to count a meal.
Starting point is 00:16:38 Yeah, my God. Nice. So what you get? So John from down the, he runs the, he runs the, like, oh, tell I tell him we're gonna add a yarn, watch the couple of races out of Randwick and then we'll be back to bed. You bet.
Starting point is 00:16:51 You bet. Put a flatter on you. Yeah, yeah. Do you have a sort of a 25 year old son with a drug problem that was wraparound sunglasses? Yeah. Yeah. Very nice.
Starting point is 00:17:01 So sexiness in the middle ages. What's your on there? Chainmail, kings and coins, all court gestures. So with those things, part of the sexiness, we sort of see the emergence of BDSM in this period. Now, it's a little bloke with long hair and carpened it came along. Sorry. You're skipping over quite a lot.
Starting point is 00:17:25 And I don't want to challenge you here, Mr. Sexy or anything. But that was a joke, the whole single cell organism question, because I knew that was out of your remit. But I think I asked a very valid question about, we got you on as an expert of sexiness. We knew we wanted to do a podcast was the day after Valentine's Day about sexiness. Sexiness. We wanted an ex-red in sexiness.
Starting point is 00:17:51 I asked you, I believe something I don't know the answer to, but you know, I believe to be the question. The question was, you talked about chainmail and sort of those sort of medieval battle kind of items. I asked you outside of the battle contacts were they used in sexy sort of BDS areas? The kink scene. And I asked you was there sort of the birth of BDSM in this period and you were very very ignorant. Yeah, but yeah. That's the most of like affirming you can be, yes. Take us to futile Japan. Okay.
Starting point is 00:18:31 Mark, I just lined up some music. Oh, so just if you're going to go to a place, just make sure they've got the Japan music. Okay. Do they have... Do you have any futile Japan music? No. No. Maybe you could... Maybe we could do futile Japan, Do they have, do you have any feudal Japan music? No, no, no.
Starting point is 00:18:45 Maybe we could do feudal Japan, they put on roaring 20s. feudal Japan. Do you see what's happened, Dan Mark? feudal Japan, the land of the samurai. And talk to us a little bit about Shibari. Shibari the ancient rope. I know from the Army Army. I'm a document.
Starting point is 00:19:10 Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness gracious me. Well Melbourne, the city where from has quite a thriving Shibari scene and I imagine on Valentine's day, a whole bunch of people get in the way out. Not in the end, though. Not in the end. You into Shibari. No, you've got a bit.
Starting point is 00:19:24 We've got a miter tin. Mm-hmm. I do. Where I guess you would be able to purchase some nice items. We got ropes, we got jockey straps. We got jockey straps in there, we got, um, just, you know, 4-by-2 plywood. Plywood got cancer paint.
Starting point is 00:19:39 We can mix up any color you're after. Um, but the juxtapfut Japan, home of the gaysha. Yeah, very sexy. And samurai. Flash forward to the 1800s, when people started wearing nice hats and suits. Yeah. And how about you've got to focus less on just like the things that happened like just like the general the general Broad like there was samurai
Starting point is 00:20:10 There were gaysha and more on kind of sexy. Yeah, yeah, but everyone was rooting obviously. Oh, it's been rooting all the way In the start there's no doubt about that. We wouldn't be here if everyone wasn't rooting. No, it's the yeah Yes, you're talking about 18 1700s, like that kind of kind of thing. I'm sorry. Like what? I could have mentioned Marky to side. Talk, yeah, you know, he rooted. No, but talk about how someone would woo someone else. What was considered
Starting point is 00:20:35 quills? The film quills. The film quit. No, I think it's about watching the film. Watch, watch, I've mentioned Marky to say a very prominent, a sadomasic is the author from watch. Quills. I mentioned Market Iside. Watch Quills. A very prominent, sadomasochistic author from the series. Watch Quills. Yes. Problematic absolutely,
Starting point is 00:20:49 but someone that, if you're saying you're a sex expert, and the first thing you say about Market Iside is the film Quills, which I would have played on Tally a couple of times in your life. Did you just watch Quills on Tally? Yeah, we've got a video shop in Yegan, Neon.
Starting point is 00:21:06 I thought he was talking about, is a quill not the feather pen? Is that a feather? Is that a feather? Is that quill? So I'm putting on Mr. Sexy hat now. And a quills is a movie with that. Differit, right?
Starting point is 00:21:16 But is it not also a feather pen? Okay, winslet. Is a quill a feather pen? Am I crazy? Yes, yes. Is it about a ride at the market? Well, because there's something sexy about feathers. Feathers are part of it. Yes, yes, they did. Correct.
Starting point is 00:21:33 But actually, like close to the birds. Okay. Some tickling. I was just, that's where I thought the wheels thing came from. But just to get back on not mentioning just sort of the broad, I told you, I told you they're rooted. The first thing that comes into your head when we're talking about an era, and more about what was sexy back then? What were people, what were people, obviously they were rooting. Obviously they were rooting.
Starting point is 00:21:56 Obviously they were rooting. Did the white, you know, in France, they had the wigs and the white paint and stuff. Was that anything to do with sexy? What was romance? What, how did someone caught someone else in that time? What was considered an attractive body type? Yes.
Starting point is 00:22:12 In the way that you see the evolution even now between, you know, like a sporty to that heroin shake, to the Kardashian. And what a better time to talk about how, you know, sort of masculinity and femininity is all a construct because back then, what was considered masculine was so different to today, same as as feminine. So let's break down that.
Starting point is 00:22:33 That's all part of sexiness. In what way did, what was considered masculine and feminine during that time? Well, I've been in here like when I grow up, you know, you go to the pub, you put on your, you made a top Logan Sheila made a top Logan Sheila. I missed a sexy top Logan Sheila check on a bit of sherbet and a little dance Yeah, that's really great, but we're not talking about yakuza and her in the 1970s I hope We're not talking about you
Starting point is 00:22:58 then it was the 70s Okay And Okay. And then we were all... Are you skipping the 20s because we already used the music for Fudo Japan? No, I'll go back to the 20s. Then it was the Ruan 20s. When people were Skadoon. Yeah, that was Skadoon. And they just fresh white. He knew like a war one, where were one?
Starting point is 00:23:20 Where were one? Young men at for adventure. On the frontline, trench warfare. And then what's the role of? No, no, no, no, no, go back, go back to the, go back just for a second. Go back to the wall. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:36 So during the war time, who's phoned with them? Not mine. I think that's my phone. I'm sorry. Nothing sexy than a phone. Wait, what? When? What? So you're getting your phone? I'm sorry nothing sexy than a phone wait what went what
Starting point is 00:23:47 So you're new phone It's not wearing a little phone I thought the 60 podcast I'd get my phone in the mood yeah I thought that's 60 podcasts and get my phone in the news. Yeah. It's the World War One. I've staked friends food and then these are so tonight. Yes.
Starting point is 00:24:11 It's not, now none of that is sexy, but focus on... Ostroh, hungier and unpoiled. So there's a lot of young men. There's a lot of young men traveling the world. They're meeting women and from parts of the world. Run, run. They're also, there's a lot of young men away from other women. been traveling the world, they're meeting women and from parts of the world that they're, they're also, there's a lot of young men away from other women.
Starting point is 00:24:28 So there's probably a lot of homoerotic situations. But can you talk to that? Yeah, put their, I'm making assumption, okay. Yes, they would, but that's the, they put their end, get their end off. Yeah, that's the scientific term, and they're having to act. But what, let's talk about the. Yeah, that's the scientific term. And they're having the act.
Starting point is 00:24:45 But what, let's talk about the lead up, because often the lead up, often the least sexy thing about sex is the act of the sex itself. Often it's about the anticipation, the lead up, and that has changed over the ages. So during World War I in the trenches, what was the sexy thing then? Was there a prevalence of homosexual relationships?
Starting point is 00:25:10 Is that something that was... You don't know? No, I wasn't there. And then it was... There would be PhDs on this. Surely you've read, if you're an expert. And there'd be PDFs as well on those PhDs. Yes.
Starting point is 00:25:25 I haven't got any PhDs or PDFs on. What is your can I actually, I'm sorry, I'm sorry to do sexual acts in World War One. Can I actually ask you a question, Mr. Sexy? Yeah. What qualifications do you have? I got a, I went to TAFE. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:41 And that's great. No shade on TAFE. I think it's a really good cabinet maker. Uh huh. I went to TAFE. Yeah, and that's great. No shade on TAFE. I think it's a really good. Well, cabinet maker. And I have a PhD in sexology and history. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. I've run a romance through history that I got from Melbourne University. And what was your PhD on?
Starting point is 00:25:59 What was the strategy in the history of romance? But what was your particular, what was your thesis? What was your thesis? Six sexuality through the ages Right, that's quite a broad thesis. Yes, I was a university for 47 years Which no more just that no older you 48 what what university? Melbourne to Melbourne University let you do university. Melbourne. So Melbourne University let you do a PhD on six. I have seven PhDs. From the age I talk as well by the way. So you're saying I have seven PhDs. I'm Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr.
Starting point is 00:26:33 Dr. Dr. Wow. I guess I don't think I don't think the more PhDs you have, the more doctors are added to your your doctor. No, but I'm not a doctor. So there's only one doctor. You may refer as well as I was Mr. Sexy when I came in. Yeah. That was to be nice. My name is Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Sexy. And we're in the 70s now. When people were in flared pants, listen and uh...
Starting point is 00:27:07 It's the sexy show you understand. We're less interested in what they're doing in the flared pants. Yeah. Yeah. What happens when those flared pants? I jumped ahead of the 60s as well, which wasn't big for six or a while. Oh wow. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So I'm out here. You put it... You had music for the 60s and you chose not to do it? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, wasn't it? Well, there was a lot of the sexual revolution that happened in the 69s. Don't know. You don't know.
Starting point is 00:27:49 No. You have seven PhDs. All about sex and sexuality and sexuality. And you don't know when that, when like the sex revolution happened and the sex did. How are fucking in the mud? They were fucking in the mud. At once.
Starting point is 00:28:09 The mods. The mods were wearing their little skirts. I didn't read it, mods were moderate. Sorry, we have a word from our producer, yeah, I think. Dr. Sexy wanted to talk about the Dr. Dr. Dr. Sexy. Dr. Sexy wanted to talk about the impact Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr.
Starting point is 00:28:26 Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr.
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Starting point is 00:28:40 Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. and rapid-pattern. No, no, no, I mean, yes, they would, because there was not a lot of waste back then, I imagine. James just gave you a fucking free bowl.
Starting point is 00:28:48 Yeah, he gave you an in. And he said contraception and you said, dingers. You should have said the pill. Were they, okay, were they latex dingers? Yeah. Were they? All right. I wouldn't know.
Starting point is 00:29:01 I wouldn't know either. I mean, I gotta trust the doctor, doctor, doctor, doctor, doctor, doctor here. And. Then was the 80s Very similar to the 70s And there was a 90 well what happened in the 90s Navanna in Navanna. I mean that's more music little band a little band called Kurt Cobain came out Madonna I mean, that's more music, a little band called Kirkko, but I came out. Madonna, Pamela Anderson. That was 80s, all right.
Starting point is 00:29:29 Well, Madonna, she published sex in 93. So she really pushed that Marilyn Monroe archetype. And she had them. She never mentioned Marilyn Monroe. Yeah, she had them cone knorks. Yes, her knorks with a face of coax. Yeah, yes. Yes, they were. But why have good wrong to talk about?
Starting point is 00:29:50 Good. Goliath is a Goliath. I mean, not Goliath. Yeah, who did you mean? Good, good, good. Who did the cone norks? Who did the cone norks? No, no, no, who designed the design? Good looking. He's name stars are G. Glam, no, Glam's the chef that does as the restaurant at Crayon. Not Gucci, not Gucci. Got you.
Starting point is 00:30:14 Got you. No, got you as somebody I used to know. And that's got you. Got you. Got you. He did the cone nords. I, all right. I think I would know I went to an exhibition about him at the NGV.
Starting point is 00:30:29 When? 5, 6 years ago. I trust you. And then the 2000s, that's when we met the killers. Well, you've just started talking about music now. The great album, Sam's town. There are the second album.
Starting point is 00:30:42 I love Sam's town. It's one of my favorite songs. Then a little band came along and changed the world forever, panicking in the disco. Mm-hmm. And then, and here we are today. I want to talk about American apparel, the pornification of marketing.
Starting point is 00:31:02 Or just like anything sexy, like anything, anything even slightly related to Valentine's Day or sexiness. Mike, because my biggest question is who are you? Because I don't think you're Mr. Sex. I'm Jack Waller from Yakon Dan. Because I'm having a big age of dees in the astrology and really history of sex. I live in Yakon Dan, I work at the information center there
Starting point is 00:31:23 and I live in a volunteer role. Yeah, well you get the pamphlets printed in Aubrey, Wadonka. Yeah. Yeah. So I got a couple of issues here, right? What music is this? This is the future. This is the future.
Starting point is 00:31:36 Where is the future going? Where are we going with the sex going? The sex going. What is the future of sexy beyond Beyond the year 2000. Go on. It's an exciting time for sexy. People will be using their ends to get it in. Which is different how? Well, there'll be robots.
Starting point is 00:31:57 They'll be robots. They're already in sexy robot. Flash new cars. Will they be, will they be floating? Sexy Robo Flash New Cars. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.
Starting point is 00:32:11 Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.
Starting point is 00:32:19 Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. seventh. Dr. the seventh power of seven sixty. Dr. the power of seven sixty. He's in power of the dog.
Starting point is 00:32:28 Dr. the power of seven sixty. Of course, to be of it. No. No. You're thinking of a cumbersome. I'm thinking of the Jim Jammooch film that has dog in it.
Starting point is 00:32:38 Ghost dog. Yeah, which I really want to watch. I'm saying it though. Right. Well, I'm going to go now back to you and me. What a future sexy. This is a future. Yeah, beyond the year. We'll hold back people where people were there
Starting point is 00:32:50 bathers around. It just on the street. Yeah, that kind of bather material, but where they're like a rashi. So you're saying, sit out, we'll be wearing rashes. I think I'll just be what the fashion is. People wear ones. He felt like bathers close.
Starting point is 00:33:07 Sorry, can you elaborate on that, man? Doesn't have to be sexy. I'm not like I'm. We're rachis around. So like rachimateria? Well, what they wear at the Olympics, that'll become sort of the normal girl. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:33:20 For a bit. Yeah, no, I have pills. That do. That will prevent you from getting pregnant so you can root. Hey, we've had that we've even got little yeah We've even got little implants that now have chips that you put in your arm to make you know, yes They have that it's called an inch in your mouth. No, no Annihilators will all root Yes, I have kids. Yes.
Starting point is 00:33:48 Yeah, with each other, we'll see. I mean, that's been around the long, but the children won't, the children won't be the leaders. Oh, okay. Right. I'm sure a couple of, I'm sure there's been a couple of fucks
Starting point is 00:33:59 at the G20 summit. 100%. As if Trudeau doesn't get his end in. Thanks for having me. Well, we want to say thank you for coming. I learned nothing. Zach, I learned quite a bit about Yakandanda. I'd love to just next time I'm on the drive up to Sydney,
Starting point is 00:34:21 I think sometimes you've got to get off that freeway highway. Absolutely. And you've got to see the small towns and support them. And sometimes on Valentine's Day, you've got to get off. What about Valentine's Day? This whole thing was about Valentine's Day. No, I don't think so. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:34:36 Pfft! Pfft! And that has been the podcast. Please join us next week when we do something else, fucked. And I'm sorry about all of Mark's intelligent design. Shit. I'm sorry about that. That was weird. We believe in evolution. Like, like, I haven't been boys. You're so welcome. See you next year for Valentine's Day. And you will be a regular guest every year on Valentine's Day. Mr. Doctor to the Power of 7 Sexy, thank you so much for being on our show.
Starting point is 00:35:06 And can I just tell you, Doctor Sexy, whether or not the fans like you, I'm having you back because you're one of my favorite characters. That's a fucking win. I think the fans are like, I think the fans are gonna cream the themselves. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:19 Yeah. And if we get out, yeah, you know, you gotta go down, yeah, before the pub, before the community. Yeah. Anything you want to plug? Um, you only don't know this coffee cafe coming out this soon, like this year.
Starting point is 00:35:32 Uh-huh. You don't have mailing list if you live globally. Let us know where you live because we're coming, you're going on tour. Wait, because you, I think seems a bit confusing about whether you're a part of our tea donor. I'm not, I'm not.
Starting point is 00:35:43 All right. Bye. Pfft. Yeah, see. Anyway. Did you need the, did you need a parking pass? I know, I'm part of the old Coles. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:35:57 Next time when we have you back, we can get your part out. I'll be great. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're all the girl with the brother of water calling and she's in the youth. You can do a little shop before you go home. Hmm. You're going to do a little shop before you go home. You're going to do a little shop before you go home. I'm going to the city.
Starting point is 00:36:09 Well, man, now I'm probably top on the freeway guy over the bridge and get out of here. You know, you gotta get home early. You're not going to drive. You're not doing the whole drive in one day. Yeah, I'll get up there, feed the dogs. Oh, wow. Jesus. I would have stopped half way. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:23 Yeah. Yeah. And I need a rest, but like my dad's the same. He'll just do it in one go. So have a good trip home. And yeah, we'll see you next year. Actually, I need to do a well in town. See you, mate.
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