Aunty Donna Podcast - Valentine’s Day with Mr Sexy and Dr Love

Episode Date: February 11, 2025

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A listener production. G'day out there lovers. Valentine's Day is just around the corner and we of course have two absolute, whoa I just got lightheaded. Oh my goodness. We have two incredible guests, Mr Setzi and his friend Mr Love on the podcast this evening and the topic today is how do you take your lover or potential lover out on a date that guarantees you'll be making love at the end of the night not getting laid which is a little bit different why don't we go on this adventure and see if there's any sexy cool advice for all our lovers out there. Well, well, well, Valentine's Day is coming right up. It's coming very soon. It's only two days away and

gee, I hope you have your Restaurant booked and your and your Chockeys pre-ordered. You don't want to end up at Mickey D's. Am I right? McGromance You don't want to end up there because Clementine's a cool chick Do you want to take her somewhere special? But we have, as we do every year, a very, very special guest who's an expert on Valentine's Day, all things romance, and they've brought along a friend to also talk to us about something very particular because today we wanted to sort of Yes, wait, wait, wait, just wait

Just wait, I'll introduce you. We wanted to figure out What is the perfect? You breathe through your mouth, please. Is that alright? Always that's you. Can you breathe through your mouth? And just a little bit further away from the mic. Just while I do the intro, then you can do whatever you want. We are, oh my god, we are trying to see what is the perfect date, what are the things you need to do to guarantee at the end of that date that you and your partner are making

love and we're not talking about getting laid. Very different. Anyone can get laid, but only the special few can make a... Please breathe through your fucking mouth. Don't worry about that. Oh, my God. So we have a Mr. Sexy here, as we have always, but Mr. Sexy has brought along a friend, Mr. Love.

So Mr. Sexy, how are you? Good to have you here. And our new guest, Mr. Love. Nice to be here. It's lovely to have you here, Mr. Love and Mr. Sexy. So- Good on you mate. Good on you.

Thank you. So I'm on my best mates with Mr. Sexy. Really? Yeah. Mr. Love. Mr. Sexy said, you know, I'm going to best mates with Mr. Sexy. Really? Yeah. Mr. Love. Mr. Sexy said, you know, I'm going to do this podcast. You want to come into the city with me?

Maybe we'll go do the podcast, watch the footage, you know, just make a weekend of it. Yeah, you're going to stay at the city edge of the hotel just up on Lonsdale, yeah. We've got two single beds. And we're big sleepers. We grew up on farms, you know, so we're big sleepers, we grew up on farms, so we're the bed by 3pm. Not like lying and sleeping on the back tray of a Ford looking over the stairs. Yeah, I could fall asleep anywhere, he'd put me in the back tray, anywhere really. I'd sleep by a fire looking over the stairs, you can see them more in the light pollution.

When I'm out building the fence, maybe four or five k's from the stars, you can see them more in the light pollution. When I'm out building a fence, right, when I'm out building a fence, maybe four or five k's from the house, right, and you've gone out there on the ute and it's sometimes easier, especially if you've got cattle or something that might be there in maybe not optimum sort of area, you need to get that fence fixed. I reckon sometimes it's easier just to go to sleep. I have a sleep out there. And you'll miss the love? Yeah, I'll miss the love. Right, so now... We stay on the city edge in the city in South Melbourne. Go to football. Clarion apartments. So... Clarion, South Melbourne apartments. I've stayed there before and we... in the South Melbourne apartment hotel, it's got a little kitchen area, you've got a little hot plate.

They put some pots in there. And you can park your car, bring the UD in, and you can park it downstairs. And then you pay at the front. They give you a key to the room. You go in there, you got your tea towel for your kitchen, your pots, and then you go down the shops and you get maybe a Lantana ravioli.

It's all pretty standard stuff. You make a steak chip salad. Make it home you can go out after if you want. Oh there's steak chips in the salad for the for and I will alternate nights but you know on the footy night we'll eat at the stadium yeah. So with Valentine's chips and pies at the footy or whatever but you know you've got this you've got the option at home at the city edge you've got the option. I should say should we explain who we are? You're Mr Love and this is Mr Sexy and why we're here. Good to be back. Yes and it's lovely to be here you know it's been tough since the divorce. His wife gave him the ass.

Yeah probably don't miss probably don't mention the divorce because this is we want to be giving advice. Yeah so I need you to understand there's a difference between expertise and, you know, expertise and life experience. And I've got to say that I'm an expert in love. Yes. Your wife gave me the ass. But that doesn't mean I'm, um, gave me the flick.

Doesn't mean I've got the, but you know, I'm a remaining guy, you know. Your primary school teacher in Benyakin, you know. Of course. Um, she gave me the ass. She just said to me, you're so distant, I don't know who you are, no more, and you're always off sleeping in the paddock and you're covered in grot. And she said to me, she said, I just wanted you to have a shower, have a shower, I'll be sure, Chrissie.

And just have a shower, you've got the family coming around, you're covered in grot. And I just, and I, you know, admittedly I should have the share, you know, but I was just, I had to work on the fence up until, you know, midday. And then I was, you know, setting up the fire and everything. And then she's like, oh, you're covered in grot, covered in ash. And I said, well, you know, you wanted the her for the family, you wanted me to set that up, I've been building fences all night, I can have a shower now and she said everyone's here and the next day she left me.

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's all fascinating stuff but we are here to figure out, what is your advice as Mr. Sexy, as Mr. Love, what is your sort of personal advice on all our listeners out there? Because we've got a lot of listeners out there, singled in a monogamous relationship, in a polyamorous relationship. And if they're taking someone, either their primary lover

or maybe one of their secondary lovers, maybe all of them all at the same time, out for a date on Valentine's Day. What are the absolute, what are the biggest ticket items you need to tick off to make sure at the end of that date that you are making love and not getting laid? So I'd like to talk the, first of all, why don't we discuss the difference between getting laid and making love. Let's start with Mr. Sexy. What do you think the difference is between those two things? Well, the difference between a trade and getting going to uni.

What? The difference between going to trade and going to uni. So you're 14, you're struggling through, you can't do your math, your arithmetic, why don't you stick around? Go get yourself a trade. Get on the tools. Whether that's, you know, like a bricky or a chippy or a, you know, working out. Well you always need an extra hand for the farm. Or working on the highway. The highway pays good money and that's running through. They're fixing that up at the moment out in Bay of England. They're running a running through. They're fixing that up at the moment.

They're running it past though. It's going to be bad for the shops. Fuck the town. Because we have people stop at the shops. We own the petrol station here. It's a community run affair. They don't cook it. They'll just go straight past, they'll drive straight past, they're going to build one of them big KFC kind of... Yeah, it's a BP with a KFC and a Mac. You're just getting slightly back onto...

just slightly back onto topic here. I brought in, Mark, I brought in my top nine love tips and tricks. Your top nine love tips and tricks. Yeah. Are they all... Because first first before we do that, I really just want to sort of get that difference between getting laid and making love and you started by saying it's kind of like if you get in a trade or going to uni, Mr Love did you want to sort of expand on that idea? What is the difference there?

Making love, sexual intercourse, different cultures have engaged with sexual intercourse in different ways in history, right? So you had the Greeks and they probably weren't making love to their wives. They'd get married quite young and then they would take for them a young boy and that's the person they'd be making love to. And there was evidence of sapphic love, of course. The wives were doing the same thing with younger women. Now that sort of, you hear that in today's sort of mentality, you go, that couldn't be

making love. And, you know, that's what's interesting. And I think the best way I would describe it, you know, you use the TAFE University one there, the best way I would describe it is you know, you've got food quality grain and you've got grain that's going to be better maybe to feed the cows. Now I'm not a grain farmer, I'm a dairy farmer but the logic applies and often what was happening is they're putting that A grade grain, they're putting it with the B grade grain, they're putting it all into the same storage, right? And I think that's what's happening with young people now.

They've got the make and love. I suppose when your local council, state council don't correspond with one another, it's also about some of the wild brumbies over the top in the Blue Mountains running around. They're culling the horses up there and they're saying that they're putting cattle through that area. As soon as the grain is 10% beady grain, the value of that grain, there's not a half and a half, it goes all the way down. So yeah, we've gone slightly off again. But do you understand the metaphor I'm saying here?

No, not quite because it started... There's two kinds of grain, right? So city sliggers, you've got to understand that. Two kinds of grain. Do you understand that level? Now, trust me, you do not want the secondary kind of grain in your bread. You don't want that. It's going to be merely... You know that there's grain in bread, yeah? Yeah, they don't even...

You know, they say that, you know, they're all the vegans and the vegetarian, and they're like, well, he's going to bloody look after pigs then. So, right, but in the... If we just try to sort of not salvage some of what was said there, with the grains, or even with the taffy uni, which one is getting laid and which one is making love and why? They're just trying to stick to... They want to get the...

Just trying to stick to the metaphor. They want to get the cattle off the boat. Don't worry about the cattle. Did you mention the Brumby before? Yeah, and the Brumby's running around up there. And they're happy up there running around. The issue is when they come down, right? So I'm not saying get rid of all the Brumby,

but when the Brumby come and they're wrecking me fences, they're eating me grass, and that's having a negative impact on the business, you know? Yes, and so just, I'm just, I'm getting a little lost in the metaphor as I think you are as well. So to just talk about, so the great, so you've got two different types of grain, you've got taffy and uni, just do this for me, just do this for me. Which one is getting laid and which one is making love?

Oh yeah, oh yeah, that's a good question. I've got something on the Brumbies. Okay. I'll just see what this goes on, I need to steer it back. So the Murray, New South Wales and Victoria cut off by the great Murray River, right, that runs all the way from the East Coast right over to South Australia. That cats off. You've got that little line. And the Brumbies don't know state borders, do you understand? And there's a differentiation between what the Brumbies are doing south of the Victorian border and north of the Victoria border.

They don't know the difference between Albury and Wodonga, let alone Sandy Creek and Yackandanda. Now what you've got to understand for these Brumbies is they don't know these laws and so they're being persecuted by one thing in one state and then the other. You have to get, I'm not saying that this has to be a federal issue, of course some of the nationals are saying that. It doesn't have to be a federal issue but unless the states can agree that something has to be done and it has to be done in a consistent way and it has to be done across multiple Brumbies seasons because if you've got if you've got one approach from one state they're changing their

approach based on political whims and this is the thing a lot of people in the city of voting they don't understand the complexities of this issue they think we hate Brumbies I love Brumbies you know I'll go up and look at the Brumbies it's one of my favorites. Beautiful, beautiful. Beautiful beasts. But they really do need to stay higher ground. They're coming down to our farms.

That is having a material impact on the farmers and up to the tramps. Let's just do the nine. What's the nine? Let's just go to the... You had a list of the top nine things. Love, tips and tricks. Love, tips and tricks. And that's the easiest stuff, you know. Let's just go, let's just stick to that, I reckon.

Cause that's a list that you've got written down. Easy. Just read through it. Number one. Number one. Is this the top one? No, no, no. Are they in any specific order?

Number one, listen. Number one is listen. You gotta listen if you wanna, you don't do that. You gotta listen if you wanna do that. If you don't do the love making and whatnot. Well, because like, for example, I wanna root. Okay, so yeah, you wanna get laid.

Yeah, I wanna root. Did you hear that? Yes. Great. Big tick. But what if you... Now we're cooking with Kath. Okay, yes, but what if you want to make love and not just root, you know, and there's nothing wrong with the...

We've still got to listen. ...with the one night stand, there's nothing wrong with sort of just fun, casual sex, but we're talking about making love for this Valentine's. So up near Mansfield Way is where Stringybark Creek is, right? Beautiful spot. Beautiful. Now good for camping and bushing, bushing. And that's where the Kelly Gang notoriously had their first stand against the cops who

came up there with a warrant, not for Dan, Steve and Joe, they happened to be the ones up there at the day, but those cops who were probably English settlers came up there with leather straps on their police horses, not meant for taking back prisoners, may I tell you that much, and they saw that and so they gunned down McIntyre and Kennedy in cold blood. Will one of them get their dicks shot off in this one, this battle. I'll get to that, it's on the list. That's on the list? Now, Shringybark Creek, where the shots happen, yards down from where they say it is now,

but next time you're up that way let me know, I'll show you where it all is. Yeah, you can show him, it's a great drive. So listen, bring up Shane, it's a great drive. So listen. Bring up the air, go shoot. Re-shooting, you've been re-shooting before? No, I haven't been re-shooting. It's a lot of fun. Look, if you guys don't... Number two, encourage intimacy.

Great, okay, talk to me about that. How did you, I know recently you were divorced, but how during your, I imagine there were a couple of good years at the very least. No, there definitely was. I mean, I was in prison for most of the relationship. Right. What for? Can't talk about it?

That's all right. What else? Just skip over it. When did, well, how did you encourage intimacy in those good years when you weren't? After they got married he went up, they went up Darwin for the honeymoon. So we were in Darwin for the honeymoon. I got a little bit of work up there right and we thought we'd double it up. You worked on your honeymoon?

Yeah well you know she was always saying. Different time 1972 mate, works work. She was you know, so it's not like we're going out there just for a holiday. And I said, well, instead, if I'm going to go out there for the work, you may as well come up, you know, have a bit of time on it. May as well come up. Yeah, and then we ended up. You took the game. We spent about six years out there.

You spent six years up and down. Well, my dad had the farm then, so he was still alive then. And then I, yeah, and then I obviously, I went to jail for 27 years. And then now when I came back, dad passed away, I took the farm back. And that was while in prison. I did the courses, I got my PhD in the history of sexology and whatnot. You got your PhD in the history of sexology while you were in prison for 27 years. Yeah, nothing else. I didn't have a bit of a read, that sort of thing.

And then I came back two years ago, you've been a great mate to me, like nothing changed. We met at the alumni club for the university. And I said, you know, I've got a bit of a dark issue. He said, I need to know about that, mate. You're in there. I see you, you work, you got your workin'. That's all, you got your overalls on, that's all I need to know, you're ready to work. And we never talked about it again.

And I respect him for that. You went into the Romance Alumni Club at Melbourne University where we both studied and I said, you got, you're ready to work? You got your workin' rights? You got your shoes on? Mm-hmm. Say no more.

And I was dreading it. I knew that I'd have to tell him eventually about my history. And then he just says, and that's what he says, he goes, and we've never talked about it again. But obviously, you spend 27 years away from your miss-o, and I don't begrudge her the fact that she was not ready to find that again. We tried for a good four years, but but just wasn't going to happen, mate. Right.

So that's encouraging. Communication. Number three is communication. So Mr. Sexy, I can't remember, are you married? Do you have a betrothed? Do you have a love in your life? No, I got me dogs. Right.

How many dogs have you got? I got the border collie, old Steph. And then we've got me dogs. Right, yeah. How many dogs have you got? We've got the border collie, old Steph. And then we've got Rusty. I got my mate, my mate, Nabal, passed away unfortunately and we took his old red, red healer. She'll be snappy but she'll hop on the back tray and we'll go down to the creek. So when you talk about communication tell us tell our viewers who are eager to hear anything. I should say my Reggie was one of her pups.

Pardon? One of his border collies pups. Yeah. My Reggie. Yeah, when I got her she was she was birthing. And he said come around you know and didn't charge me as much you know. I only paid to pay 500 I think. I just needed them off the, I needed them off the land. I was getting, I was getting in. So that's communication. Communication is number. Surprise them.

Yeah, you got to surprise them. All right. There, let's, okay. Now we can do this. Maybe Choggy. We can do this. Some Choggy. Choggy at Petrel station.

That's lovely. Get them a marvelous creation or a bit of Turkish delight. Yep. You'll probably get them over the next couple of days. Soothers. Throaties. Get them some flowers for no reason. Not just get them flowers because you're sorry.

There we go. Beautiful. Get them for no reason. That is beautiful advice. Get them flowers. Chuck in a them for no reason. That is beautiful advice. Get them flowers. Chuck in a couple of throaties. You got the sore throat, you know, that. The anthole.

Yeah. I think that's maybe take it or leave it, but I love the idea. A bit of barley sugar, barley sugar when you're going on planes. Yep. Because of your ears pop. Right. I've never been in a plane. You've never been, you went to Darwin. Yeah. Got the GAN. Right. I've never been in a plane. You've never been? You went to Darwin? Yeah. Got the GAN. Right. Got the GAN. So I love this-

Have you done the GAN? Beautiful trip. I got the GAN up and then I hitchhiked back 20, 27 years later. Two-way, one-way trip, round trip. Yeah. I said to my kids, you know. Oh, you got kids? Yeah. They don't know me, they don't want anything to do with me. SHE LAUGHS Yeah.

SHE LAUGHS I said to them, you know, you've got to be good to give me a say. She might leave you, you know. Yeah. So just, I love this idea of, get them flowers not just because you're sorry, get them flowers for any old, just because you love them, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And don't try to make a transaction, you know. If they don't want to make love to you because of that, that's fine. Box sets.

Box sets? Yeah. They're like friends. Or get them, yeah, what's that one they love with the Midsummers. Yeah, Vicar of Vicar of Dublin. Oh, that's funny, have you seen that one? I've seen, I've seen Patrice. Keeping up appearances. She goes down, it's on Channel 2, they go, it's that bigger girl, beautiful girl, beautiful. She goes down, she's a vicar, she's a little bit forward,

bit woke, she's a bit woke for the town. And later on. Vicar of Dibley. I don't know about her at all at first. But then now she, but you know, she. And that's right, cause that's the thing around though. British. Yeah, she's right.

That's why I love British crime. On Channel 2. What's the next one? Surprise. No, we did she's right. Yeah, that's our love British Next one. What's the next one? So surprised that we did the surprise them. We did the surprise them forgive easily Forgive easily forgive easily. That's a beautiful. That's a beautiful sentiment You know because I will give me a moment each of you in your lives where you have forgiven someone easily. And it can be one of your dogs if you don't have another person in your life. We got a wardrobe, picked it up the side of the road going down the highway towards Melbourne from Yakindin. There was a wardrobe on the side of the road and pulled over and went to the farmhouse and said, what are you getting rid of that mate?

And he said, yeah, nah, 20 bucks. And then I found out he'd put it out for hard rubbish. I could have shot him then and there. Right. Where he stood, but I gave him the flick and I moved on. He's not worth it. Not worth murdering a man over a... You put it out for harder, haven't you?

Right. I still have it. Gave it a coat. Um, okay, and you're... I honestly can't even remember what the fuck... You want to ask me a question? I can't even remember what the fuck I asked. What was it?

What was the question? Number six is give space. No, what's the one before that? What is a moment in your life where you have forgiven? Had the rifle in the tray at goodness. I'm asking Mr Love now. Mr Sexy, you've had your turn. You've had your turn now, Mr Love, please.

In the last ten years through a lot of therapy, a lot of work, I've learned to forgive. And I think that I would be in a lot of work I've learned to give and I think that I would be in a different situation if I'd learned that lesson as a boy. Yeah. All right. Well, what was that next one? Give space. Give space.

Now, what do you mean by that? You know, give me room. Number seven. How much room? How much room, how much space? Say you have a... Say I've had a fight, you know, this is when I was married. I've had a fight with my miss out and she's maybe being a little bit upset with me

because I'm drunk or I've... Carrying on. She's carrying on. I'll just get on my bike and she won't see me for three weeks. Three weeks? Yeah, just to get out of the space, you know? I'll just go off, I'll get on my bike, I'll just take off and come back three weeks later,

we won't talk about it ever again. Right? That's the sort of space I like to be in. Mr. Sexy? Oil, scented oils and massages. What is that? Is that the next point? Yeah, go in an oil or a deep heat.

He's a racelane. Goanna oil? Or a deep heat. Right. For an intimate... You've got your sore legs pulled up sore, or you've done hammies or... Well they have, you know, they have lubricant now that tastes like, you know, has lovely flavours to them like a cherry or... You can just mix it, that's going to cost you a lot, like for a little bottle, that's going to cost you, this is just a little hint for the young ones, that little bottle's going

to cost you what, you know, seven bucks. Whatever it is. Yeah, flavored lubricant. You can just mix one part, two parts Vaseline with one part strawberry jam. Yep. You would use that? Same thing. Got yourself a little.

Same thing. Five bucks, five bucks. For the, four bucks, three odd bucks for the Vaseline. And that's a good size. You just do the black and gold jam. Yeah. Two parts Vaseline, one part jam, heat it up a little bit, mix it together. Where are we with time?

Lindsay. All right. OK, we've got five more minutes. Be affectionate. What number are we up to? That's eight. Number eight. So we've got two more. Be affectionate. What number are we up to? That's eight. Number eight, so we've got two more. Be affectionate. All right, so in terms of being affectionate, what is your... No, we've got one more. I've got two more. But with this one included. What are some of your... What are some of your go-to moves with being affectionate? Say you and your lover or potential lover to be are on the couch.

This is the kind of stuff our audience wants to hear. I don't know, I don't know. I don't know. You don't know? You have no advice, no... No, no. Good handshake tells you a lot about a man. Yeah. Alright, okay, sure.

But what about something a little more intimate? What if you're trying to woo a potential lover? Maybe a handshake, maybe a handshake to start off. I hug my brother it is. I hug my brother at our parents funeral, that's about it. That's about as intimate as you've ever gotten? Yeah. Yeah.

Mr. Love? Yeah, Mr. Love is my mate. Mr. Love. Yeah, Mr. Love is my mate. Mr. Sexy. Go-to move for affection to woo a potential lover. What's your question there? What is your go-to move display of affection when trying to woo a potential lover? Someone that you don't just want to get laid, someone you want to make love to. Come on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Then, usually I'll have a couple of twoies, you know, and I'll be maybe 12 deep in the

twoies. 12 deep. Nothing too crazy. And I might be a little bit more, you know, I'll get out, make them have a sing, case in, you know, sort of. Like karaoke? No. No? No, No? Number eight is trust.

Number eight is trust? Yeah. We had a family trust and my sister's gone and taken that all. I said I can help you with that mate and you said don't worry. No, no, no, no, not there yet, not there yet. But yeah, sisters married an absolute cockhead of a bloke. And they were pilfering it. Putting it in. I said, I'm gonna help you with that. You don't have to ask any questions. Pilfering it.

You don't need to tell me, you just need to give me the nod and you'll get that money back But you just have to you what are you saying? What are you saying? Saying what did you go to jail for? What's that? What did you go to jail for you? When the job for 27 years? It's a life sentence. Where did you go to jail for? You didn't know that the ATMs have the security. Look at me like that. I'm just asking come on man. It's a podcast It's a you're looking at me like that, I'm just asking. Come on man, it's a podcast. You're looking at me like you're going to fucking hurt me.

Like I've crossed the line. This was a podcast about- There's pain in my life. Valentine's Day, about the ideal date. I'm trying to make conversation. If I cross the line, I apologize. I'm feeling very intimidated by the way you're looking at me right now. I feel like I've upset you.

I didn't mean to. You just mentioned you were on your honeymoon in Darwin and you went to jail for 27 years. And it's just, it raises some questions for me. Number nine, don't forget to date your spouse because just because you've been with them 30, 40, 50 years doesn't mean you don't go on dates. Beautiful. I forgot that. Yeah. I forgot that. Yeah, I forgot that.

And I was talking about the grot. You know, that was the camel's back grot. He was covered in grot. But even just, she'd say- Just head to toe in grot. She'd say, you know, oh, they got that happen. Group of girls doing acapella gay songs coming to town. Ah, yes.

Ginger and tonic coming up, yeah. They're coming to do a show at the stick shed. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And she said, you don't have to wear your F in work wear. Because I'm there in my work wear. Yeah, and your high vis? I've been down to Kmart. I've gone into town. The girls came and did the stick shit they did there.

Songs Queen and Abern. She said, I've been down to town. I've been driven 40 minutes one way, 40 minutes back to get you these eff FN Kmart clothes, nice pair of pants and nice shirt and you want to wear your workwear. And I said, I don't want to FN wear that FN shirt. Yep. But you know-

What color was it? Oh, it was like a red tartan, you know, like the same as a lot of the shirts I already wear but new. And I didn't know all my work wearers were there, I saw you there at the event, it's fun. I drank... is this the date you took your ex-wife? 38 Tooies, drove there. Oh that wasn't at the event. That was the pre, drank that before. Yeah.

I just want to say to your audience, got a message for them. Have a wonderful Valentine's Day from Mr. Sexy and his mate, Dr. Love. Dr. Love, yeah, I got the PhD, don't I? Yeah. So you just treat yourselves, go out, have a good counter meal at the Yak and Dan to pub. Yep. That's all you need, isn't it? Get those salads. Salads to get a port house or something, something flash. Chicken kiev if you're feeling really fancy. Have a pot or a schooner or whatever you're after and have a good share a sticky date with your

loved one. Good on you. Have a good one. Pepper steak, pepper gravy. Hey, hey look, I think at the end there we sort of, we kind of came to something. That's a... Yes we did. Yeah. Yes we did. Yeah we got, yeah we got somewhere in the end. Yeah and thank you for holding it together, Mark,

because obviously with these two characters, it's not the easiest job, but you know, you held it up and we thank you for it. Thank you both very much. The Rotary Club, thank you as well. OK. All right. I'm not allowed to join the Rotary Club. I can't imagine why.

He was in the lines for a while, gave it the art. Yeah. Well, thank you you Mr. Sexy and and Dr. Love for your invite. We didn't quite get the advice we were seeking from the start but I tell you what I think we got somewhere in the end. So, hopefully you'll both be back next year. Have a good one. Are you off? You're done? He's off. He's walking off. Alright. Have a good one. Have a walking off all right have a good one have a

good one boys thank you so much thank you so much absolute pleasure yeah all right we'll see you next year he's heard his back mr. dr. loves heard his back was sitting down a bit too long thank you all. Have a wonderful Valentine's Day. Take all that advice with a grain of salt. All right. And they're off. Oh man. I might as well head off myself. You've been listening to the Aunty Donna podcast. Thanks for joining us for another RIP episode brought to you by AuntyDonnaClub.com. See you next week!