Aunty Donna Podcast - Valentine’s Day with Mr Sexy & The Ghost of Sexy Future

Episode Date: February 13, 2024

The Ghost of Sexy Future is here to tell us what sexy looks like in the 3970’s. We hope your lawns are watered and your table at the Star Hotel in Yackandandah is booked because things are about to get real sexy up in here. LINKS  Follow @theauntydonnagallery on Instagram https://bit.ly/auntydonna-ig   Become a Patreon supporter at http://auntydonnaclub.com/    CREDITS  Hosts: Broden Kelly, Zachary Ruane, & Mark Bonanno Producer: Lindsey Green Digital Producers: Nick Barrett, Jim Cruse & Tanya ZerekAudio Imager: Mitch Calladine  Supervising Producer: Elise Cooper   Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh    Join The Aunty Donna Club: https://www.patreon.com/auntydonnaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A Listen Up Production Chicken in a bag Frozen chicken in a bag Hello and welcome to the Antidonna podcast. Something a little bit different this week. Usually we're doing silly characters, we're doing goofs and gags, but we thought because it was Valentine's Day, we thought we'd do something a little bit different. We'd bring in a guest that you all loved very much

to talk about another aspect of Valentine's Day. People talk a lot about the romance, not a lot about the sex. That's right, we're talking about something that's not maybe for the polite dinner table, but something that we really do need to talk about. That's right, sex. And we've got sexologist and sex expert, friend of the podcast on Mr. Sexy. expert friend of the podcast on Mr. Sexy. G'day, how you going? How's it going? Good to be back. Hi, how are you Mr. Sexy?

Yeah, good night. How you been? Now for those who don't know, who haven't maybe heard the last time you're on the podcast, you are an eroticist, sexologist. Tell us a little bit about what you do. Yeah, bloody oath. It'll go on my doctorate in romance and the history of love through the generations, whether that's through the feudal Japan or the renegades or the, you know, in the 20th century, in the century,

you just know all that stuff and that carry on. Yeah, wow. Okay, so. I'll be about on 9th day, carry on. Yeah, wow. Okay, so. I'll be able to announce that to you. Yeah, so I imagine your knowledge, I don't want to make assumptions here, but I imagine your knowledge is not just theoretical. You've got a bit of practical knowledge there, Mr. Sexy.

Yeah, we use your hands. We're using a lot of sheep stations up where we are and a lot of it, you know, a lot of what we do this time of year, we'll get the tractor out and we'll go through and put hay bales through the yard and the horses and cows will have that through the winter period. I meant more like orgies and BDSM events.

Oh, a bit of that, yeah, a bit of that as well, yeah. Yeah, you're into that? You're a polyamorous man, Mr. Sexy? Yeah, we mostly do canola, canola flowers and that kind of thing in the fields up there. And then a bit of dairy, bit of dairy in the industry up there. And then also a lot of tool reason as well up in Yakinanda. Right. OK. Now, we do have one other guest. But before I bring them in, I do have a question.

Oh. Oh, OK. Oh, there was something. there was a sound there. Oh, right, right, oh. Oh, geez, oh, geez. What's that? What the hell was that about? Oh, who was that? Oh.

I'm still coming. Oh, okay. Oh, yeah, right, oh, yeah. So you're not here yet? Oh, okay, okay, sure. So Mr. Sexy, I have a question for you. Okay, okay, sure. So Mr. Sexy, I have a question for you. Now, it's been said, it's been said that the biggest sexual organ is the mind. Do you want to talk to that a little bit?

Well yeah, the biggest organ's the skin. So that's why we're out in the field. You've got to look after it. You've got to get the sunscreen on there. Okay, sure. Because when you're over 50, you should be getting a mole map every year. Make sure anything's moving or growing before that. And I bet you would know a bit about moles on different nude bodies, Mr. Sexy. Yeah, so essentially,

if you fall into three categories, one of which then you do need to get regularly mole mapped. So one would be, do you have a history of melanomas in your family? If that's the case, then you get in regularly to get checked on any spots that might be moving. The other one is major burns.

So if you've had more than three major sunburns in your life, we're talking blistering and things like that, then you do need to get regular checks to make sure that they're not growing into something that can be a bit more worrying. And the third, the third being age and exposure. So if you, if you are over 50, you've had more time in the sun purely by being alive longer.

So that's what they do suggest that if you're over 50 and a lot of the old farmers go, I don't need that carry on but actually it's really important to get in there and get those maps checked and get that get that body organised and say oh I'm a bit worried about this freckle on the neck or that kind of thing yeah okay well you've heard it there first from Mr. Sexy oh are you hearing that Mr. Sexy is that just in my headphones? Yeah, I can hear it. Yeah, I can hear it. There's some sort of ghost or spirit.

I can hear that. Yeah. There it is. You're hearing that? I'm not sure. Hello. Oh, hello. Hey. Yeah! There it is. You hearing that? I'm not sure. Hello. Oh, hello.

Hey. Who are you? I'm the ghost of sexy future. A bar humbug. What? Bar humbug to you. Oh, God. That's what I'm here.

See, sometimes I... So, again, I'm'm here to say. Sometimes I... So, uh... Again, hey mate, I'm Mr. Sexy. Yeah, yeah, you're going. How you doing? How's the farm? Nah, you're going well, going well. Yeah? Going really well. We reckon that it's...

Good, good. We reckon that it's music. Yeah, not bad, not bad. In the future, this is the horniest music. Well, it's music from the future. It's got... But it's just sexy music. I was trying to...

I thought I was expecting spiritual sort of ghosty music. No. I was trying to understand the link. No, this is the sex... This is the... Well, this is just... This is what you put on when you're about to make love to several people at the same time. In the future. Or the future. Yes. This is what you put on when you're about to make love to several people at the same time or future

Yes, so this has become if you Oh Say look what's happening to mr. Sexy his transcending time and sexiness right now He's going to a space a space of horniness. We say space in the future. We don't say space And it's hot when we do that going to be choice. Oh,ice in the future. We don't say space and it's hot when we do that. Going to Beechworth. Oh yeah, in the future we get pies from the bakery. No, no.

Time out. Time out. Time out. I'm so sorry. No, it's okay. Why? What's wrong, Zach? It doesn't have to be a big one It can't just be a

I'm just a little bit confused as the straight guy here, but this could just be a quick time out We don't have to yeah, I'm not doing one. We can jump Deeper than this we can go straight back in I just need some clarity on what you guys need as a straight guy because I think when I heard, when you told me about Ghost of Future Sexy. Well, I haven't gotten to my bit yet. Oh, there's a big cut. I haven't gotten to the plot bit yet.

Okay, there'll be some plot. Which is that you... We can get to it. I can untie him out. All right. All right, let's get back into it Play that sexy music Mr. Sexy Yes, yes, yeah, no, I'm mr. Sexy. Oh,, in the future I am called Mr. Sexy.

Because I am the ghost of Sexy Future. Yeah, where we are from up in Yakundirna, there's the Hill family in the Goonins. So this is a bit of a looper situation. Ah, you like the Bruce Willis to his... Do we have the same nose? Yeah. Well there you go. There you go. Joseph Gordon Leavitt I believe. Yeah right. But in the future

he's called Sexy Gordon Leavitt. He's become the biggest sex symbol known to mankind. He wrote this song which is the sexiest song. You're not sexy or you haven't been engaging in I'm here to help well I already had that's the plot do that what okay so I I got on so I got on mr. sexy to help me with sexy yeah well I've come back to come back to the present come back to the present. Yeah. I've brought sexy music with me. I've brought knowledge of the sexy future. Totally.

And you are like, I don't want to be sexy anymore. That's what I was told. I don't. And that's why I... In the future I don't want to be sexy anymore? No, now. Now you don't like sexy. Much um Scrooge McDuck. Is that what you need from me? You can call time out. No, no, no, no I'm resisting the urge because I think we got something here. Yeah, yeah, yeah

I'm In the future. Yeah Sexiness has changed. Okay, so this is good. I need some context. Oh, fuck, sorry. I'm horning up this bit of song fucking gets more rocks going. There's a good song. It's what you see in the present,

which is the past for me. This is just a song. This is just a future song. In the future, this is like, you put this on if you're trying to woo something. Because all music is future music in the future. So then there's the grays of different kinds of future music. All music in the future is just music. It's not future music, it's just music. And this is one of the horniest tracks we have. If you put this on at like a you know, a blue light disco or some sort of band dance or a debutante ball. Yeah, at a political rally. At a farmers union meeting. Yeah, yeah, yeah. CFA. If you're drinking a farmers union, country women's CWA.

Farmers Union, Chumpy Milk, CWI, Kids in the School. If you put on that, you wouldn't necessarily want to put that on in those situations. But if you did, you'd be sucking a fucking left and right. So if you're just joining us, I have lost my sexy. I have lost. We haven't lost it. What happened to me there? So what's going on with me? In the future.

If I get that down, then I can figure out, because I'm really struggling with what he's doing in this. I can't tell you what you've become in the future, otherwise it may not manifest. But isn't that like the whole point of what you're coming showing me in my future? I haven't seen a Christmas Carol. Okay.

Any of them? No. Okay. But as is my understanding, there's a duck called Scrooge. Sure. And he has lots of money, doesn't like Christmas. Yeah. He's got a bunch of nephews?

No. Oh, you're one, yeah. They visit him as ghosts and they go, here's the, what's going on with Christmas? This is the spirit of it and you need to change your ways. Shabari can be fun in the bedroom. Oh, yeah, a bit of rope stuff.

See, we do that in the future. We do that with lasers. Yeah. Well, we will keep Radio National on most of the time in case there's a fire or something in the area. You've got to keep aware of the breast of all the situations. Oh, and there's plenty of abreasts in the future. Have you seen Total Recall? No, I saw that. I didn't mind that Strange Bed Fellows with Michael, Kate and Paul Hogan.

Yeah, right. You thought that was fun? Yeah. called Kate and Paul Hogan. Yeah, right. You thought that was fun? Yeah. I remade that in the future. Yeah. With, um, I've never mentioned Chuck Larry. We're 20.

Yeah, we're 2023. We've already got Chuck Larry. What? Wait, what? What? It's 2023. Four. Four?

2024. Oh, shit. Oh, my God. Now, they know we're banking them. No, because I'm I thought I was from the future. I'm I pronounce you. I now pronounce you Chuck and Larry. That just came out in the cinema. Oh, this is a good twist So what's happened? So am I not and I'm not the ghost of sexy future. You didn't go to the past You went to the future the year is 2024 no there was a global pandemic can't be no i pronounce you i can't i pronounce you in the

last four years do you mind if i talk to mr sexy for a while time is measured entirely by whether you were born before after adam sandler and kevin james as I now pronounce you Chuck and Larry. It's 2007. No, no, no. Oh my god. If it's 2007 what do you call what we're doing now? What do you mean? This. The microphone.

You think this is radio? Yeah, I've come on 101.1 double T FM. We don't get that up in Yacondanda. We do, we got a power FMM, and then sort of pop music, and then Radio National. Fuck it now. Well, who am I? So you're the ghost of future.

Sexy. And I believe you travel back in time to tell people they're not sexy anymore. No, I can't tell you what you've become. I'm here to make you who you are to become, because who you become defines sexiness. I'm here to make you who you are to become because who you become Defined sexiness. Well, here's the problem though for years to come Hey, have you already been become?

Who do you think I am because I was 17 in 2007 are you not a Humphrey Bogart? No. That's Zach. I'm Zach Rowan. I'm a comedian. I've got this all wrong. I'm Mr. Sexy. I've got this all wrong. I was supposed to visit Humphrey Bogart. Yeah. Who is going to be like a sexy guy.

A big sexy guy. You're going to teach him how to be sexy for movies and stuff. Yeah. Yeah. It's 2024. sexy. You're going to teach him how to be sexy for movies and stuff. Yeah. Yeah, it's 2024. Fuck. You've actually interrupted. Pies won the flag last year. No shit, really.

So we would do it a podcast, right, where I would be asking him things like that. Well done today, by the way. And I'd say, you know, tell us about communication and BDSM. And then he would talk about sheep farms or whatever. But you've accidentally come to the future. And I'm not, it seems like you're quite savvy on like temporal things and what you can and can't say.

I've never had, I've never been to a Japanese restaurant. I've had temporal. We've got it. If you're how long are you in town for? Ah, my plane's at tonight at 8.30. How do you do the flight? Oh like Indiana Jones? No, and I just got to go back to over in the In Gucci

Yeah, but how do you travel through time? So you go you go, uh, yeah, yeah poor Talimerid Just like go up by ticket go. I need to get over to her Because I got a little on this morning Fucking not Melbourne is it fucking over expensive? Oh my god Yeah, if you're going if you're going from Hey, you know what over is? What? Why to figure it out?

Mr. Sexy, I don't know if you're gonna back me on this, but I think this guy's full of shit I'm alright. I just think this is some come from Koojee on some sex advice from Mr. Sexy. I do have any. How long in town for? Well, yeah, and now it's 1245 now. I mean, I bought two hours before the flight. I got about good five hours before I got to start making ways. I got to catch the sky bus. Most tourists in Yakinida, they come for bike trails. So you can... I mean, there's the self-guide. There's a Gourmet culinary cycling day tour from Beechworth that goes up through Yakinida away. So if you're in only in Melbourne for five more hours. Oh yeah. You reckon I could do a Phillip Island in that time? No, you're not at the time.

You could go down to St Kilda maybe, see the penguins. Yeah. There's a, at the museum at the moment, they're doing a Titanic expo. Right, yeah. So they go in there and so they got artifacts from the Titanic or whatever. Artifacts, you go to Crown, watch a movie,

they've got a cinema at the Crown, you can watch some movie. You get an Uber at Airport West Shopping Centre. You see a movie there and then you're close to the airport on the way out. Yeah, right. Do you want movies you've seen? Um, we've seen lately. I saw that Dark night, fuck. Oh, that's interesting. That's interesting. I said I saw the trailer for it. Okay, yeah. So that indicates that you have travelled through time. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah, I think I went on the movies. Oh, that's true. Yeah, that's true. He hasn't been to the movies. I went and saw Rogue Nation. Yeah, see, this is more complicated here because... Which one's Rogue Nation? Rogue Nation. Yeah, see this is more complicated now because. Which one's Rogue Nation? Rogue Nation came out.

Is that Rogue One, do you mean? Oh, no, he's talking about a Netflix film, I think. No, Mission Impossible. Ah, you haven't seen that one yet. When did that come out? I don't know. That's the one where they did the stunt for real and then they CGI'd in the hill. So just CGI'd the stunt.

Mmm. Once you made a fake hill. Mmm. Mmm. I think you just like jumping off stuff to be honest. Yeah. I think so too. I don't know what's going on.

How's about? How's about we go back to the thing I was doing where I ask you questions about sexy things? Yes, and maybe you could give me an answer. Someone came in my house this morning and went Easy tickets. Fucking just following the instructions written on this pad. Yeah. I've been doing the best I can with the information I've been given.

Why are you doing the instructions is he they have my kid Okay, they took and they said if I talk about it. Yeah, well, we don't have to we can cut this part But I said if I talk about it, they will they are always watching and listening and that they will fucking Oh, yes. What? Do you know a man came into my home? Yeah, he put taped our goggles on me, zip tied me up, took my kid and then he just left a set of instructions.

And one of them? Come to Melbourne. Say that you're from the year 2000. Say that you're from 2007. Yeah. But say you're from the future. Get confused. Carry on best you can.

Is that the given the current? So it can be that the next instruction carry on best you can. And then it says 830 flight, virgin terminal two. Was he giving you the tickets? Oh, yeah. But it's all it's all on the phone now, which this was I freaked out when I saw the. Because I'm from 2007.

when I saw it there anyway. That's why. Because I'm from 2007. No, you're not. I was like, what the fuck? I got the internet on this fucking. You know, I couldn't believe it. Oh, this was like melted my brain. How do they fit it all in a smartphone?

Beachworth Bakery's a chain, but they, the main one is in Beachworth still. So you can go into town. I So you can go into town there. I would suggest you go into town there. The court, the court near Kettleey went to court there. Is Ararat's north thing? That's a different way entirely. So you can down to snor thing and Ararat's left.

Yeah. It's west. Right. Do you think he's traveling through time? No, I don't. I think he's been pretty upfront with the fact that someone's holding his kid hostage. Even then, he said that thing about the phone. Which confused me. I do need to get you...

I don't need to get you sexy because you become sort of like a sex symbol in the future. And I am here to help you on your way. So the best way you can help me with that is I ask questions about sexiness and right to them. Maybe with some of your knowledge of 2007. He's bringing his yak and dan the knowledge. I've only slept with like two people. That's fine. you can be sexy.

And not like, Guy Sebastian's only slept with one person. He's sexy as fuck. Yeah, no, I'm, you know, just. Good singer. Yeah. Both of them. Issues with the neighbor though. What? Issues with his neighbor.

You've not seen that online? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, all right. Is his fragrance, he got fragrance come out? Yes. Yeah. I saw that on, I was walking past the chemist warehouse on the way here.

I was like, fuck, he's got a fragrance. That was quick. Cause he only won, I was the idol like couple years ago. Yeah. The music's very prescriptive. I can't do it. I love chemists, we're here. I'll go in there and get me arthritis medication in there. Yeah. But then there's always something else you want, whether it's an ankle brace or a umbilical sunscreen. That high smile, all the flavor, toothpaste,

like a banana one. No, none of that. Really good. I asked you about maybe 50 Shades of Grey, BDSM's much more popular, Do's and Don'ts of BDSM. Righto. We're talking about the book or the movie. Oh, well I was just using that as a segue to BDSM, Do's and Don'ts. All right, do. Check clear shrubs for the year before summer comes in, before summer rolls in,

get rid of all the kindling, essentially, any twigs and leaves and things like that. Do you think it'll bushwhine? Yeah, so I've said BDSM, I think you're talking about, sort of preparing for bushfire, see. BDSM. Yeah. Bush don't. Smoke.C. BDSM. Yeah. Bush don't smoke more. More.

Bush don't smoke more. Well, it's true. Get rid of the kindling. Get rid of the kindling and Bush don't smoke more. Now. BDSM. Future Zix-men. You're from the past, but you thought you were from the future, from Kudgy. Someone's kidnapped your child.

Yeah. I'm starting to think there's a bit of an old boy layer here. You've been kidnapped. You can come here. Look, mate, I woke up. I had this note. Yeah, we got all that. I had his note written on my door.

Dude, don't you be devious him. I don't know. It's because I got the old cataract and working on the weekend or not. But the note that he just picked up doesn't appear to have any writing on it. Okay, sure. Yeah. No, you're absolutely right. So this is not any worse. So this is not any worse. it. Okay, sure. Yeah. No, you're absolutely right. I'm already instructions.

Word for word. I'm just trying to get my daughter back. I can. What do you see on that paper? Because there's nothing written there. Well, it changes. That's what's so. What do you? Easy about it.

That you're telling me this notepad's changing. At times, it says, go to the airport. get a flight to Melbourne come on the radio talk about I now pronounce you Chuck and Larry. At other times it says don't do any of that go to the shops get you groceries done. Are you just looking at different pieces of paper on that notebook? Well, they're all empties. Wow. So can I explain to you what I think is happening? Please.

We've stopped the music. What I think is happening here is you seem to game. This page says get a photo of a wet dog. And that's great. Right, we've got a colleague we can get you a photo of. We've got a bit of a less-app so that the old lady next door, she's about 86. Yeah, right. She is a little less-app so.

Right. Fridja, sexy. My wife does do sort of like a treasure hunt thing. What's your wife doing now? She looking for the kid? Well, she does. She's gone. She went missing. Oh, yeah. I came home.

My house was a mess. Wife's gone. She's leaving me clues. You're an unreliable narrator. I've started to think about it. She does it for our anniversary So I so it could be part of that do's and don'ts of BDSM Gonna get that music please

I'll get that music begging and then step one Step one. Yeah safe words Have a fun safe word. Make it something like. No, no, no burning off today. No burning off today is a great safe word. Could be shorter.

Let's work on one for you. So if you'll get. Total fire ban. Shorter, shorter. Maybe just fire ban fire ban fire ban So then that way you and your lover. Hmm They know sorry if you're you might be confused here. I was talking about bush don't smoke more all right But you're sim. He's in get out your hose Wet the wet wet the lawn wet the lawn keep your lawn wet. Yeah

wet the lawn. Wet the lawn. Keep your lawn wet. Yeah. That's all I know. Wet the roof. Don't get in the car. Don't get in the car. Don't get in the car.

High winds and hot weather, get out of there. Get out of there, but if it's too late, don't get in the car. Have an exit strategy. It's just stuff. It's just stuff at the end of the day. It's not more important than your life. Yeah. Unless it's a really good photo book. No. Oh yeah, if you've got a good vinyl collection, the end of the day. It's not more important than your life. Yeah, unless it's a really good photo book No, yeah, if you go a good vinyl collection, the heat will melt that take no don't don't it's just stuff

Don't take that. It's just stuff. Your life is more important. That's right get out of there have a plan There's something quite liberating about a podcast that was never on the rails, you know Yeah, we we have the trip we have the V-Line that comes through our P.O.Y. You've been on the V-Line or is that not invented yet? No, that hasn't... I've never heard of the V-Line. Is that some sort of...? The V-Line existed in 2007. There's the V stand for vagina, which is very sexy, if it does.

No, Victoria. Victoria and I all want one. Right, that makes sense. 2007, A-D? B-C-E-A-D? Or 2007, B-C? 2007,

B, J. He comes from before modern time was invented. No, no. Ben and Jerry's. He does come from the future. He comes from a future where the time is not based on when Jesus was around. It's rather based on when Ben and Jerry's was invented. He comes from 2000 years from when Ben and Jerry's was invented. So by our calendar, this man comes from 1970 something. He says 1920, 29, 39.

This man comes from the 3970s. They're putting in the future. It's so far in the future, bro. They are. I mean, Mr. Sexy. Wow. They are putting cookie dough in ice cream. Yeah, we have that.

Yeah, we have that, man. What? I mean, I know you've had it for 2,000 years, but we've had it for about 20. It's good. Yeah. Yeah, right. This man's from 2977. Is that that right it's on the BP on the

fray on the Sydney for the the hum oh yeah you still got BP's in 29 70 39 70 no no BP's got wiped out in the Great War bush people yes bush people there was a bush people war between the bush people and the city folk. A rottic massage what's your thoughts guys? We got a we got a myo which go into town a little bit going to Wenger at her and get a myo. Myo therapy. My back's cooked. My back's cooked. No, not with it. Oh no. Oh yeah, we go into town. There's a physio there. If you've got high caps, you can get a rebate on that and give you a few stitches to do. Okay. Because I've been on the back of the you chucking out. The miles were high. That's good that you're admitting you need help on the

stretching and everything. Well, the doctor told me I referred me out to go I said my back's cooked and I can't get out a bit one morning a few years ago Couldn't get out of bed. Just absolutely stuffed. Oh, yeah, and so um Shouldn't have to wait that long What are your for what? So you shouldn't have to wait till you can't get out of bed before you go see a physio this is sex Well, yeah, I always thought you still you know do your best. Can I get some advice? Yeah on one What's the best place to take your lover?

for a meal Before on Valentine's Day, make a special occasion. And two, what is the best way to deal with a kidnapper that has taken a family member of yours that you want back? Well, the first thing I tell you to do is get on the phone now to Yak and Dander pub Yep, see if they've got room on Valentine's Day because that's gonna book out quick And they'll do your great lunch. So they're fine number That's the star hotel in Yak and Dander. So it's got it's a great pub really good people working there. Yeah Oh to six oh two seven one four nine three

area code. Don't call them guys. 026 area code. This is only one day a year. They've been struck. They've probably been struck post COVID. That's right. So I want you to go and support the Yackindander. Oh, go there.

Yeah, if we have fans, go to Yackindander and support this pub. Here's what they're doing at the moment, right? Can I guess? You miss us here. Is there a pulled pork situation? I think so, yeah. But this is, I think they've got a barbecue platter

you can do now, pretty fancy, eh? Nice. Not just the counter meals though, you got a carbonara pasta. Oh, nice, yeah, great. You got, keep with that music back on. You got the mushroom fettuccine. Nice, nice.

Yeah, beautiful. Yeah, it's great. Moroccan beef salad. Hey, that's nice. What if you want something a little heartier? What if you want something a little... Chicken parma. A bit of red meat.

We got that barbecue platter. Here's the beef burger. Yeah. Any oysters or anything like that, any Efridesi act. We got the steaks as well. We got a Scotch steak, 300 grams, 46 bucks. They're doing a pepper sauce? We, yeah.

Yeah, great. All comes with chips and salad, obviously. So, this week I've been joined by Mr. Sexy. Thank you Mr. Sexy for coming in. No worries. You've got a new book out. Did you want to talk about the book? Yeah, so I over the last 30 years have been going through the history of the Kelly gang. And they're very antics across the Highland country. So where did they shoot the cops? Where did they rob the banks? Things like that. Not about like hooking up or cuddling or anything.

No, it's the true history of the Kelly gang. I can tell you how that all worked out. I'm from the future. Now we know too man. It happened from where we are. We probably know more about the Callie Gang than you, because it happened only a few hundred years ago, for a hundred years ago. Whereas for you, it happened 2,000 years ago.

You know what I'm saying? Right. Do you see that it's actually more recent past? I do, but what I'm saying is, from where I'm from, it's already happened. Same, same, same. Right.

Yeah. You got 2000 years that you can impress us with. Why are you talking about the Kelly gang there? It's because it's because what happened in 2025? What happened? Yeah. Shit, you don't even want I can't even begin. I know he's got these nerve guns. No, don't even begin. I.

Oh, no, he's got these nerve guns. No, don't do it. Stop the music. And then the boys figured out who had kidnapped this guy's kid. And they went and got the kid. Have you got other music, Lindsay? Check on another song. OK, they went and got the. Just wait a sec. Okay. And then...

And then after some talking, they figured out that the guy who had kidnapped this sexy future guy's kid was a guy that had been in business with him, but that he'd ripped off and he was feeling better He hadn't killed the wife. She was also kidnapped. So Zach. Oh, Mr. Sexy the Batman 2 came out Can I just do this like a little closing thing? I'm a saint in 2025 The Batman 2 Seven hours long GTA 6, you know that GTA two came out. Oh, yeah. No more delays. Seven hours long. GTA 6. You know that. GTA 6 came out.

You know that about the year. Because I couldn't tell you anything about 1994 BC. I'm from BJ. So they found the girl and the wife and they killed the guy who had kidnapped them and they were fine. They were alright. Then they figured out his technology that he'd used to come to the past from the future where Ben Durie

is the main religion and they based the years on that. They over many years developed the technology. At first the man was sad. He said, man, I'll never see my family again. It's going to take 50 years for us to develop this technology. That's when Zach had an idea. So they developed the technology over 50 years. Zach became a genius at time travel.

Mr. Sexy used his knowledge of sexy to make the time travel machine look good. And then 50 years later, they made the time machine, they travel back to now, gave Zack, Mr. Sexy, and goes to future sexy, the technology now. So he was able to go back to the future, stop the guy from ever kidnapping the kid and doing the notes. And my job is done. Wow. And that has been a podcast that we've been writing together for the last six months.

Yeah, yeah. So that's our first scripted episode that we've done. And if you didn't pick up on it, the whole point of Ghost of the Future Sexy was to get Zach to realize everything that had happened in the story and have him recount it so that then he could go on and write the great Australian novel. And we did cut that scene where he wrote the great Australian novel. And we did cut that scene where he wrote the great Australian novel.

We had that bit at the end, that sort of epilogue we took from that. But we just felt it was better to really get into the. So tell us what you thought of the first in 400 odd podcasts. What you thought of the first scripted episode. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you. We just wanted to of the first scripted episode. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you.

We just wanted to, and not just scripted, we, we'd got a writer's room together to beat out the story. Yeah. We have Mish and Mishwitrip and Michelle Brasio come in and help us to add a female perspective. Also Ed Helms gave us some notes. Yes. They're not attached officially, but you know, they've been very helpful.

But the guy who wrote Soprano, David Chase. Got him in as like a mentor? Yeah, he sort of oversaw the whole... Yeah, he's a really good fucking incredible with structure, actually, and was really able to... Although he told us pick one of the sexy characters, because they currently... He told us to pick one. And we did currently he's not a stupid one.

He was quite, we did make the choice not to do that. He was sort of like one feels fairly formed and the other is kind of doesn't make as much sense. Your character is more defined by lack of definition. Yeah. Well, and to be fair, not my Sam wrote my character. Yeah. So I know you say my character

Yeah, but that you know because you perform performing that character, but I had nothing to do with the writing of it So if at any point there was Sounded like it was like bad or the lines weren't fun and they're just it Yeah, who you talk to yeah, and I and I also want to say there was like a lot of moments in this podcast where I came off as very tired and Not really gathering what I was meant to do as the straight guy. And maybe it didn't say yes and enough. And Sam wrote all those bits. Yeah, it's crazy. Sam's responsible for that episode.

I liked the end bit. That was pretty funny. I wrote that bit. But you know, yeah. This is, is very excited to say this is now available for purchase at most good bookstores or on amazon.com as a published teleplay radio play ebook as well. Also want to do a huge shout out to you the listeners. You've been asking, you've said, we love the loose ones, but we want something, we'd love something a little more structured. And this is that was for you. That's a gift, our gift to you. Let us know what you thought.

Because we're excited from here on out. Every episode is scripted. Absolutely. Yeah. And, and yeah, everyone's's gonna be this scripted. Yeah All right, well have a good Valentine's Day. Oh, yeah Take your lover out to a and if you don't have a lover, you know, just learn to love yourself a little because Yeah

All right, I just to a nice dinner. Lube up, yeah, put on some nice music, lie down, and leave up, come on your tummy. You know, there's nothing wrong with loving yourself. Yeah, leave up, come on your tummy. No, enough, Zach, enough, Zach. Maybe you don't have a dick, maybe you got a vagina, just do a diddle. Yeah, you can come on the sheets or on the couch.

It's up to you. Either way, happy Valentine's Day though. Happy Valentine's Day, and if your belly button isn't full. No, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark. Paul's come by the end of the day. Then maybe it hasn't been a great Valentine's Day, but always is for me. Your come, someone else's come.

Doesn't matter. Get that come in your belly button. That's enough, boys. Dry Paul come. And we'll see you next week. Happy Valentine's Day. You've been listening to the Antidonna podcast. Thanks for joining us for another rip episode brought to you by antidonnaclub.com.

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