Aunty Donna Podcast - Watch Mojo

Episode Date: March 21, 2018

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Yeah, guys, I've got cancer. Oh, you've been in remission for years. Stop it. It's not said that you like cancer never goes away. You just go in remission. It is very sad. It's always just if you get it, it's always just waiting. So it's just there.

Go, maybe I'll come back. Maybe I'll come back. It's an awful disease. I just killed many loved family members. I'm really real tired of people and I apologize. But in short, I'm good. I've been having some gut health issues, but I'm feeling much better. I'm feeling much better actually.

Right. Yeah, I told some friends about my recent lifestyle choice and some of them were so upset. No, then. Yeah. Was it Michelle Brazier? Was she rude to you? Yeah, she was like, you fucking piece of shit. Now, when you say lifestyle choice, you talking about the fact about you're cutting out meat and dairy to help your bals or you talking about pegging. Um, because I have no problem with the pegging. I've introduced pegging into the bedroom, uh, which has been a rough start to say the list. Because of the fishes. Fishes.

Fishes. Fishes. Because of your fish that anal health. Well, you've got fishes. So I haven't had fishes in my anal cavity for quite a while. And my pegging hasn't like fled that up again You got a lot about no not at all no because I moisturized before each peg I had this idea for a sketch I was going to bed last night all certain was the best idea ever you guys tell me

It could be a narrative idea. Okay. It could be an idea and a narrative It could be a sketch idea But get ready for me to to review this idea in the same way that pitchfork reviewed arcade flyers everything now. Ooh, bad. Just be ready for that. Right. Essentially it's like, and my- I hate the idea.

Oh, pitchfork, I can't believe and fuck it, listen to it. Now, it's an ad agency. It's like an ad agency. Like, we gotta get this really good, we gotta get this really good ad right here. Winds all the awards. We gotta get this big fish, right? And so, he costs a lot of money.

But we gotta get him, he's the big fish. All right, so they pay millions of dollars, they get him in, he walks in, it's a giant, big fish. It's a giant cod. And he's a big fish. That's great. You didn't see that coming? No, that's great. I haven't been watching. I tried to I tried to cover my tracks. I didn't see it growing at all. Oh, you're here. All right. No, I didn't. I hundred percent didn't. That's great. I'm sorry. I sound sarcastic. But that's just me. That's the way my that's the inflection of my friends. I did not see it coming at all

I really didn't I wanted to love that idea. I love it and Guess what I do Can I can I pitch you guys a sketch idea of it really quickly? Yeah, really really quickly This sounds like L.A. Staren-Indies to in the think tank podcast available also on planet Which interesting interesting fact that podcast is nowhere near as good as ours. So if you aren't listening to that stop, and just say, if you're listening to two in the Think Tank right now, turn it off and put this on. Put it on. Yeah. Can I pitch my sketch? Yeah. Yes. So basically, it's about a girl and she lives in the desert.

And then essentially, she finds the Millennium Falcon. And then she goes flying around. Star Wars film, it's already been done. Has it? Yeah, big time Big time. She has to destroy something bigger than the Death Star though. What yeah, yeah, it's like a whole planet this time Yeah, yeah, you're talking about star killer base. Ah, yes, I am definitely Definitely thing. Yeah, Disney Disney don't done it but I'm thinking of the the Star Wars from two years ago Yeah, my big fish idea was original.

Have you seen the movie Big Fish? Yes. Very similar. My idea, I haven't seen any of the... I haven't even heard of your little Star Wars. You haven't, you've never heard of Star Wars. I've never heard of it. I only like Opera.

Then how did you know what it was? And some would argue that Star Wars is a space opera without songs. No, I've never even heard of your little Star Wars. I honestly, I forgot its name, honestly, I don't even, oh, whatever. And there are some great songs in Star Wars, by the way. I just had an idea for this podcast.

There's nothing to do with, or it's a little bit to do with what you're talking about. Is it, can we just watch Mojo Top 10s? I love Mojo Top 10s. I get obsessed with those sometimes. Is that for today's Plot 10s? What is your favorite song from the Star Wars movies? I love the layer theme.

The layer theme. I like when they're in Jabba's Palace and there's that sexy puppet with the long snout and the red lips and it's going, do me die man, do me die man, do me die man, do me die man, do me die man, do me die man, do me die man, do me die man, guys, would you like to find out the top 10 richest kids

in the world by WatchMojo? Yeah. Um, sure. Great. How, what is the age limit on what makes a child? Well, let's find out from WatchMojo. And is it current? Or, yeah, I was gonna say McColle Coulkins got to be up there.

But not now. This video goes for 10 weeks. We publish new videos every day. So be sure to subscribe for the next one. We've got to start putting this at the start of our videos. It's like, start a series. Subscribe now, before you watch the sketch. I'm trying to watch, now. Try to watch Mojo's top 10 richest.

What are their numbers? I want to know their numbers. Watch Mojo is for home, not for work. This is, it's a funny, this is our work. Is that a job? Ha ha ha ha ha ha. It could be actors, models, entrepreneurs, or famous for any other reason under the sun.

Right, so just for clarity, what that fucking asshole just said is it could be kids rich for any reason. Yeah. On this dumb piece of shit video, which only has 20,000 views really a breakfast goat has more than that But they have to guess how many sub-scribos I am I reckon watch What if you did see it? No, no, I didn't see I swear to God

Is this better not be another looking at my nephew's a photo of my baby nephew thing and you saw it? at my nephew's photo of my baby nephew thing and you saw it. We have a last week from Jason's Justin Preston's, the trivia Marcus Cheating. I was not cheating you sons of bitches. I wasn't fucking cheating. I'm just very good at cheating. Now, guess your guess mark. I didn't cheat. I saw the multiple choice answers. Not answers, just the multiple choice question.

Question, I didn't see the answers. I just looked at the answers. No, I was just on the phone looking at pictures and my girlfriend who I missed. Yeah, all right. Now, I'm just, I like, It's so funny, because my girlfriend looks like a person. It's so funny, because I remember Naomi looking like a person,

not a Wikipedia page. She never has looked like a Wikipedia page. You just... Why are all your photos of Naomi look like Wikipedia pages? How many subscribers does WatchMojo have? I'm gonna say 1.6 million. I'm gonna say 3.2. They're both a lot of subs.

That's you sure? Yeah. That's my guess. That's a lot of subs. Look at him. You want the closest is the one who said the highest Is that you because the answer is and get this fuckers? 16 million no

They're releasing something every day. They were doing it since the star every two hours You can't read a suit with the 10th reaches kids the world is yeah straight as he who the ten threach is kidding the world is yeah yeah just jaden smith number ten is a bell a bear it two million dollars is the bell it wasn't she murdered didn't her brother smash her head in with a torch no that's that's that's that's um jade don't think it's Smith. No. John Marron, John Vanne Ramsey. Oh, just that, this little girl is a, um, is one of their models. What do they call it? A pageant queen?

Yeah. Really? Listen to what the fucking asshole American is saying. There's a, there's an Australian watchmojo. She became famous. Thanks. There's a there's an Australian watch Mojo Host Ah, she's from the top of the tiara's right, right. There's a there's an Australian There's an Australian watch mojo for host that it really throws me so it's like sometimes that I watch mojo video pop up And it pops up and then I'll turn on the sound. It's just like

The Avengers series is one of the most successful television series in all of a movie series in all of movie history. Can we uh can we do it because if they post something every two hours they must have fairly intense pitch meetings where they're trying to come up with what's the next top tier. I'd love to know what one of those pitch meetings would look like or sound like. What are you doing? We're just going to the pitch. Oh, so sorry.

Hey there guys, welcome to the WatchMojo pitch meeting. It's 9 o'clock and I've just started my job at WatchMojo. Hey Broden, you're running late for the WatchMojo, you're watching Mojo. You haven't aboard me, put down that free for heater you got at the old, at the baby shop. Oh yeah, well we have free for heaters every day. Yeah great, well hi, I'm Broden.

Hi Broden, and I work at WatchMojo as well. Mark how are you mate? I'm good. I'm just back from I just like got a bunch of hamsters at home line them up with a hammer smash their heads in. Okay cool. Dad which is what I do every day before I come the work at WatchMojo and I'm out. I just got I'm sorry. Time out. Now I just need clarity for this sketch that we're doing. Is this an alternate universe where us three work at Watchman. That wasn't clear when we went to open a business. Oh, that's not okay. That's not what I was.

No, 100% that. I'm doing a, this is how what I think of a person who works at Watchman, Joe would be a... Happens to be called Mark. I would imagine that they're the type of person that would just align our Pamsters and smash the ice. Why is he called Mark and you called Broden? My character's name is Broden.

Okay, and what's your character's name? Broden. That's so fun. And what's your character's name? Steve. Okay. So it's not... Yeah, so this is a different person than me.

Different people. And is it in this world or in another world? It's in the near future It's a few to some mutants have like it's earth to that's not near What's your definition of near next year? It's defined as the not too distant future in the first X-Men film if you think about it We're in the near future Every now right now right now right. Doesn't get nearer than that. That's the flow.

It's the key thing. The not too distant future. You go from the Holocaust to the not too distant future. Interestingly, everyone in the not too distant future dresses like they're from the year 2000. Guys, in this alternate universe, or in the not too distant future, do people drive cars?

How do they get around? They do drive cars, but the cars are Powered by Elon Musk. Yeah Elon Musk has taken over how's he power them? He is the fuel source. He is the fuel source. So he's at home on a on a bike on just doing a never ending spin class Yeah, and he is creating enough Yeah electricity from from his from the spin class. Yeah. And he is creating enough electricity from his spin class. Do I need to ride faster? That's what he's asking.

Is he doing? We're about to hop back into the little, I know what's going on there. Do I need to ride faster? And it's like a pop up office space. So you're telling me they make fajitas. Steve got poached. Steve got poached from Buzzfeed. This is WatchMojo, okay?

They want to attract the best talent, the biggest talent they can. So they have to be good. Who's Mojo? Two, we're watching. You got to watch the Mojo. It's about not losing you Mojo. You got to watch you Mojo. Remember when Ace Ventura lost his Mojo? No, it's not so much. I don't know how much. Boston powers lost this Mojo. No, it's lost the cow. Don't let the mojo run away. Boston powers lost his mojo. And it was a bloody sort of, why did he lose his mojo? Because someone sucked it out of him. No, it's because he wasn't watching his mojo.

He couldn't have was pre-YouTube. Well, yeah, but if you watch your mojo. But, okay, we're at the meeting. All right, back in. See you, you draw a blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue. Hey, hey, Broden. Hey, broden at the meeting. All right, back in. Sleepy, you drive, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, They said to me one thing. They said was that Steve they said Steve we need you to we need you to come into watch mojo We need you to shake things up a little yeah, and he was you when they talk about martinis They weren't talking about martinis. They were talking about the future Steve Steve is the Brad bird to our to pick sir to pick sir so Pixar

Yeah, broding are you aware of this? Broding I know, you were aware of this? Yeah, you brought him on. Steve, you were crazy. I know, I know who Brad Bird is. I did be up 10 Pixar films at Buzzfeed. It got 20,000 likes. Pixar were in fear of repeating themselves. Yeah, some John Lassarder, you know, in a small molesting

women and making lots of people feel uncomfortable. It was like, we need to shake things up at our company. Just to interrupt. Just to interrupt. Just to interrupt. Just to interrupt. Just to interrupt. Just to interrupt. Just to interrupt. Just to interrupt. Just to interrupt. Just to interrupt. Just to interrupt. Just to interrupt.

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Brody, if you can clearly watch your mojo guys. Look at me, look at me. And I always, it's for one thing I always forget. Look at me in the eye, man. Who are you talking to? I'm talking to you, Brody. Not that Brody, in this Brody. What's up?

Which one are you talking to? Ah, the other Brody, the little Brody. Little Brody. That's him. No, not in this scene. Oh, yes, sorry. This is Earth II. I'm swall

He's swall the one with the big beard is swall and one of my you're little tiny you're a little man. You're one foot tall I'm tiny brody. Yeah, it's tiny brody. See not only do we have to whenever we we've got a saying at watch mojo is Watch your watch watch because you might crush him Mojo is watching Watch Broden because you might crash him Now Broden we're just walking around middle broden. Yes. Do you think they brought me Into watch mojo when they poached me from Buzzfeed Do you think they brought me over here to watch my fucking mojo? I got people to watch my mojo for me. He's watching your mojo

Tell me anything. I'll tell you the top 10 list that's gonna get 20,000 likes. Alright, what's the number one top watched mojo.com? I don't care. I have it up. It's the most popular video with 78 million views on watching mojo. Tell you what, tell you what, bro. 78 million. Yeah. I don't care.

Because I'm Steve. I reckon it's a top 10 video. It correct. Correct. It's a top 10. I reckon it's a top 10. It correct. Correct. It's a top 10. I reckon it's got to do with babes. I reckon babes have something to do with that. That's a fair assumption. Okay, I'm gonna give you guys a break.

I reckon it's just to do with comic book movies. Right, interesting. Now guys, I'm Broden, little Broden, a one foot. And yet he has the biggest pain. You guys haven't watched him moaned in the last. He's got a two foot pain. You guys have one foot Broden has a two foot pain Everyone in the he's got a two foot peed you guys one foot broken as a two foot pain one foot broken as a two foot

pain guys because you haven't watched your mojo broden I'm gonna give you on watch mojo you talk to yourself I'm talking to you sorry when then we pitch the money bro we pitch some more white mojos we got a deadline we've now got it we have a no because we we've it's been an hour

and 45 me we don't post something in the next 15 minutes our company will We got a deadline. We've now got a hour and a quarter because we've it's been an hour and forty five We don't post something in the next 15 minutes our company will collapse. It will collapse guys You think Buzzfeed made it by not posting every two hours guys What is the top raid? I'll give you three options. What is the top viewed watch mojo.com. Yeah, is it? Another top 10 hilarious movie.com. Yeah. Is it another top 10 hilarious movie, sex scenes? Yeah. Is it?

I can just go through the cats. Top 10 sexy female movie villains. Oh, yeah, okay. Or top 10 Bruce Lee moments. Sex scenes. Has to be sex scenes. Has to be. It's like, I'm of rodents think about this

Rodin all right and come on Steve. I don't give a shit. So what were they they were I don't give a shit about your little games You'll tell you tell you I don't care about what the biggest video was I'm telling you we're gonna make the biggest video tomorrow It's I don't think so YouTube is in a decline. This is our thriller Well, I guess but Steve, maybe it's 20. Steve, 20, 22. Your problem is you keep chasing top 10 Bruce Lee moments. All right. You're never gonna have another video like that.

You gotta let it not be your thriller. Michael Jackson is Hulkery and made thriller. Biggest selling out of all time. Whole time is just chasing thriller. You were just chasing top 10 Bruce Lee moments. That's right, bro. You gotta let go. That's right bro What about this what about this boys top 10 bakers Top 10 bakers best like cuts of bacon. I don't care. I don't give a shit

I'll get with someone else to deal with that. I'm just talking about top 10 guys on the answer. No Okay Hey might one the answer I'm Steve Okay. Hey, Mike, what are you answer? I'm Steve, Zach wants to know the answer. I'm just saying. Putting your final answers is another top 10 hilarious movie sex scenes. So not the original sequel. Top 10 sexy female movie villains or top 10 Bruce Lee moments.

There's only sexy movie villains. I'm gonna go A, but it's probably not. Sexy movie villains. So you said sex scenes? Yeah, because you were reading it and you stumbled. I'm gonna go a but it's probably not sexy move Gonna go Yeah, cuz you're reading it and you stumbled now either you I'll do a Justin either you stumbled I'm trying to either you stumbled who's Justin Broden what? No, I'm doing a lot of it from from the you know how Justin was reading you and getting all the quizzes right?

No, I'm Broder a Buzzfeed employee. I'm one foot tall over there. You know what I mean? You know how I always talk to you sometimes like you're Brodon from the anti-donna podcast. I love that podcast. Yeah. Sorry Brodon, little Brodon. Yeah. You are not a Buzzfeed employee.

You wouldn't make it a day in the halls of Buzzfeed. Good, that place is brutal. You think I want to, you think I want to compare two grilled cheese sandwiches from different price points? No. I want three. And those boys in our secretary of state. They're now secretary of state. So it's time. Sorry. You're saying in this opposite universe or near future. And the near future. Buzzfeed is president. Every single person in that has a political position in America has at some point worked for all run Buzzfeed. Buzzfeed? The brain. Who's the president? It's Buzzfeed. Just the group Buzzfeed. Buzzfeed is a president. So the laws have changed in America to make a group. Buzzfeed was born in America. Buzzfeed was born in America. Buzzfeed doesn't have a dick in an asshole or a vagina in an asshole. He can't be president. That's not true. That's not the constitution. No, you have the right to bear arms. That's true. Buzzfeed, they're just the

board. The board gets together and makes decisions. But no, what I was gonna say is the guys that do the compare the compare the different price points of yummy food, they're in our secret areas state, but the cameraman is as well. All right, and we're back in. All right, here's the answer. The, with 78 million views, the number one watched, watch Mojo,

Brodon and Steve. Yes. His top 10, sexy, Bruce Lee moments. I knew it was Bruce Lee moments. Was it really? It is. I knew it was Bruce Lee moments. I said it and Bruce Lee moments. It is I knew it was Bruce Lee moments I said it and then I changed but I did change it back. Yeah, come on. I'll come on watch Right come on watch mojo guys watch mojo guys you need to start watching more mojo watch mojo Got a stop chasing. I'll watch the competitor. I'll tell you who I watch I watch Buzzfeed all right guys

I'll watch 10 Jackie Chan moments. Let me tell you what I watch Buzzfeed. All right guys. Top 10 Jackie Chan moments. Let me tell you what I watch. That would be good. Top 10 Jean-Claude Van Damne moments. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm just throwing ideas out. This is inspired me. This is great. Top 10 Bruce Lee moments. Good.

Number two. Number two. So the top 20. Give me more pictures. No, no, no, no. Tell me another thing. Go pitch, pitch me. Top 10 baseball fatalities.

Pitch me, bro. Top 10, top 10's 10 baseball fatalities. Go pitch me, bro. Top 10, top 10s by WatchMojo. Pitch me, bro. I wonder if that exists. I'm gonna look it up. Top 10, top 10, top 10s by WatchMojo. Top 10, top 10 Buzzfeed Australia employees. Alex Lee, other top.

She's right up there. There's Thingy from SBS work for Buzzfeed now top 10 gratuitous uses of the word salmon This is called top 10 watch mojo's top 10s of 2013. Yes Is this an annual video this is the first one that came up But it's mojo does top 10 to the so top 10 this is like my they I am desperate and apparently is the first year You can't do it but I'm desperate every year you've been able to vote for the loggies To win the loggy for best light entertainment the previous year's loggies I want the loggies to win a loggy. they deserve it, they've been doing a 48 years.

That's so funny. I know and we can't make it happen. This year they took it out of the running, it mustn't have been very good last year. Guys, can we just listen to the start, you know when they justify why there should be a top 10? Everybody needs a future, have you done it? This is the top 10. Listen to me. Listen to me. That guy is paying your fucking rent. No, I said, I'm all right. I timed out. Don't you dare this, we're not, we're on earth one. No, Steve has gone through a loophole into our world. Oh my God,

Steve is in earth one. Welcome to this world, Steve. Steve, what's the, oh my god, what's the year 2018 bus feed is but a mere a mere Facebook page where that is struggling to combat with To deal with the algorithm. It used fucking pages of face. Oh, you know, let me just listen to this Let me just listen to much mojo rationalize Their top 10 top 10s So far up there are not so Welcome to WatchMojo.com You asked for it! I'm gonna box! Welcome to WatchMojo.com How are you gonna ask for it? And in honor of our 8th anniversary,

we bring you the top 10 memorable WatchMojo videos about 2013. Oh my god! If you think for a second that we're gonna limit ourselves to 10 awesome videos that remind you how amazing we are, think again. This is the good, the bad, and the ugly

of WatchMojo.com 10s throughout 2013. For this list. remind you how amazing we are. Again, this is the good, the bad, and the ugly of watch module top 10s throughout 2013 for this lesson. All right. All right. So they're doing a top 10 watch mojo top 10s, but they're not limiting themselves to only the good ones. They're also doing the bad ones. So it's not really a top 10.

It's just an eclectic mix of top 10. This is quite a bit of Top 10 is quite a legitimate question. Yeah. Is is there someone in the world is there multiple people in the world that follow watchmoja top 10s like a band or like a comedy group. Like that is their thing. No, I think it's more like the news. I'm saying one person. Yeah, probably.

Is there someone who loves WatchMoja top? No, you don't think so? Tom is like shaking his head like a big no. Top 10 hammocks followed by Top Top 10 Hamhawks. Good. Followed by Top 10 Hamhawks in a hammock. This is good, you know. That is three.

That is. But today, out of the 300 videos we have to post, that's three. Mark. Listen to me. If that into dimensional portal reopens, I'm bringing you with me. Yes. Alright, guys. My name is Broden. If adding to dimensional portal reopen I'm bringing you with yes

All right guys My name is Broden I mean normal's bro don't want to knew a few. Yeah, what's up? He was little now your mark Puttin we're outside of the universe now. No, I'm Broden. Oh you jump through to well. I'm Broden. I know nice to meet you I know you're always been Broden but I'm not tall yeah, I'm tall broding guys I know this riff is awesome, but unfortunately I've got I've got not gonna yes and I've got stuck I got stuck on a great video List unfortunately Broding's found something that he thinks top appropriate to talk and this is what it is top 10 hottest aliens from movies and TV Okay, cool. So you guys

Do you love riff? The alien from aliens has got to be in there Because that thing can suck your dick twice Yeah, can and nibble nibble do a little nibble it off Steve do you want to tell me? Tom sometimes gives us signals that the podcast is covered. No, but like that was two minutes ago. Because I felt like that was just like, peace boys.

Peace boys. He just thought of two fingers, but he was real chill and cool about it. And then you want to explain your thinking there, Tom? No. All right. Tom's not up for it. Oh, Tom's not very chatty today.

What's wrong, Tom? I didn't send a score. I couldn't send a score.. What's wrong, Tom? I didn't set this on my phone. Ah, the mic didn't turn the mic. Well, Tom, I want you to know that I think you should always turn the mic on. I want you to know that you're a beautiful soul. You have an incredible voice within this company and this podcast. People love to hear it. People love you. I love you, Tom.

I love you, Tom. Tom, I love you. I want to interrupt this. I'm showing you from motion to say number seven is Alice from the first Transformers movie she's initially a sexy babe trying to pick up Shyla buff and then During I love I love I love it turns into a transform. She gets her robot tail out. She's Home in a way girl from home in a way. I didn't know that happened in transformers

What did they just stick to that plan? I saw the best plan that to destroy the world There'd just be sexy bays sexy babe distracting shyler booth I saw her at the big day out when I went to watch Paul Kelly I went to watch Paul Kelly and I saw the girl that played the sexy robot in transformers too Had she played the sexy robot at this point? You know, I don't think she had. I think she had just been, so just for the record, the day out is an Australian music festival.

Not for you, for our listeners. I didn't know about the way she's so pop-up. What do you talk about this, Steve? Why would I not know about it? Because you don't know anything from this world. You didn't even know what Facebook was. You don't think we have a big day out in earth too as a comeback And you know what maybe it never you know what on earth too. We call it earth your earth to us

No, you are well, you don't know about us. That's the thing about your you said you were broder from the other world so Are you which bro are you bro? No, are youuck? I'm the short broder with a two foot pain. That's good. I thought I was playing him. All right. So now you're playing no one's playing anyone's playing to you versus who am I? Who are you? Everyone is asking that question. The greatest films of all to Lawrence of Arabia. Good. About top 10 movies where it's about self identity

Wow, good. That's a great one. That's great top 10 self identities that are about movies boys So people who believe they are films boys. I got some bad news while you were bickering. I got it off of from Buzzfeed Steve I'm going back to earth to and I am going to become I'm going back to earth too and I am going to become Do you know that Buzzfeed just started off as a As a blog of people eating honey This is not true. It is no it is it is it is it is it started as an algorithm Where do you think the name came from that identified viral videos? There is no other possible way BuzzFeed could have come.

No. It was, what do you eat from the things the Buzz? I went to a talk. I went to a talk at VidCon and I did not mention honey. Did you notice? The first post was Top 10 Manookas. Unless it was going viral at the time I doubt that my... Did you know Lad Bible was initially a

less snack this is true no this is this good so this is true you know lad lad Bible ladders the first no no please I just got this image of y'all hello there you want some fish hello I've got give me two fish. I'll give you like 50. He's Jesus led by that Jesus in the lad Bible. Oh no, they put me on a cross, didn't they? Oh no, I'm the lad Bible. Oh, look, let's get them seas out the way go get some cababs because I'm mounted. That's good. Lad Bible. The last watch Mojo that was shared was two hours ago. That means they're due for a new one. Refresh. Refresh.

It's a photo of Chris Brown in court, and it's top 10 celebrities known for their crime. More for their crimes than... Oh, gross. There's a... Do you know Lil Dicky? Do you, do you know, little Dicky? Do you know the rap part about you little Dicky? Yeah.

He did, um, I relate to him a lot being Broden from us too. Broden from us too. Little Broden had a big dick we made a song about it. Yeah, I relate to how other people relate to it. Little Bro with, little, with a big dick. Little Broden. Broden's got two foot pain. One foot bro. It's got two foot pain One foot bro. It's got a two foot pain if someone can do like a

Like a big version of that song. That's very funny to me Just internet if you can like make that song good people stop saying that I look like Thanos like Thanos. He's a nut for tall, helping him giant with a big purple head. Can people stop saying I look like everyone with dark hair? Can people? You do have the same forehead as Jonathan Davis from Cornthote. I have fair hair. I'm not even going to say the exact same forehead. And I look a bit like Jessica Jones. Can everyone stop getting mad at me being slightly ethnic in videos? You fucking pieces of shit.

I love the one where they're like, oh, Mark's an Italian, I say, you're just being you. That's just racist. Yeah, that's just being racist. In one video I go, shut up and I do the hand things because that is a legitimate thing my father did. I didn't know that was a meme. I was doing that years before the meme In fairness, they don't have to rub it in their face. Yeah, you know, I can't help but rub it in your face because it's who I am

That's like me asking Zach to stop being a piece of shit and you to stop asking to look like Thanos It's a possible I will I do I do want to say I'm sorry if I'm too many pieces Probably it placed to end the podcast there I guess is you've broken Zach with your Italian carry on I'm Thanos And I'm just a wug piece of shit Or a wop and I'm just fucking kill myself I'm gonna hide my ethnicity from everyone from now on and just not be who I am Yeah, so stay sorry non-nago fucking kill yourself. I can't help out anymore. You dumb bitch. I don't think she listens to the Fuck her. She oh no non-none the listens to the fuck

I'm like Marko Marko I do this to me Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no And I about the five year, if I just in a single, you'll give him a number. If you do have a spare day, do just go through it, look at the watchmojo. It is a joke. We love watchmojo. Do we? Yeah, we love them. Watchmojo.

We mention that this is the paid advertisement for watchmojo. They gave us so much money to talk about watchmojo. What a great watch. It's like Harry shavers MGMT watches and watch mojo loot box before it so many of these are I just want to click on them and watch but no They won't get me. I love watch all right. See you fuckers next week Thank you for listening Steve and

Broden one foot broden with a two foot pain. Broden. Alright. Goodbye. You've been listening to the Aunty Donna Podcast. Thanks for joining us for another rip-up episode brought to you by Aunty Donna Club.com. See you next week. See ya next week!