Aunty Donna Podcast - We Going To Pizza College!

Episode Date: February 20, 2018

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A list-snuff production. with a bit of What do you talk about? What do you talk about? What do you know? What do you know? When? Audio we just you just started by saying no, we're gonna No, we just cast this. Oh, we just cast this just what? Oh, Mac, we just cast this It's a thing we just hope all right, so we just opened with Broden saying We just opened with a bit of audio right? Yeah great. We want to get everyone across this in case you haven't seen on our Facebook page. And can I just say if you're not following on our Sun Facebook, we got great content.

We're coming out here with some great content. But fuck Facebook, you know? Yeah, fuck Facebook. Follow us on Twitter. Because we copy paste that content and we put it on Twitter. Fuck Twitter man. Yeah, fuck Twitter man. Fuck Twitter because a lot of the time

those Twitter and Facebook posts, that images, we check them up on Instagram. Instagram is great. So follow us on Instagram. Instagram is where it's at. And YouTube. Do you guys know what a thirsty first trap is? Yeah, I don't know what a first trap is. What's a first trap? Perorder. I'm not down with the kids. What is a first trap? First trap is when you put up a sexy like Instagram story of yourself or a sexy photo of yourself. Not us obviously. Yeah.

If you're a sexy person and you put up a sexy picture of yourself, it's a trap so that you know like idiots message you privately and you're all you're beautiful. That's a thirst trap. I didn't know what it was. All right. So you go, that's a great little piece of thing. First trap. Yeah, first trap. Anyway, Don May contacted us. Like that? Like this photo here? Yeah. Yeah, cool. Alright. So Don May, can I see that photo please? Later, Mark. Later. It's just a first trap. It's just a first trap. Anyway, this is an important episode because this stupid podcast has garnered,

has garnered, well we're starting to understand our power. Yeah, I didn't know our power, but now I do know our power. A lot of people have been saying, you know, we did something similar with loot crate. I came in one day, I said, I want Luke Crate. And then literally the next day, we had Luke Crate. Who, by the way, no longer? Ooh! No longer sponsoring the podcast, but that is for reasons unknown. And financial difficulty.

I just want to say, yours was always, I want Luke Crate, so I'm going to get Luke Crate. I don't think we ever knew there was no goal I just I just was on Facebook one day a sponsored post was very funny to me and here we are now Here's the thing guys. I didn't think that if we bullied a corporation on this podcast weekly That it would garner us a trip to Brisbane. Do you go to Pizza School? I am so fucking excited, but I'm also very nervous because if I don't graduate

Pizza School with the highest school, I'm just genuinely going to be a bit upset. Let's just very quickly clarify what exactly is going on. Can someone very clear that it's what's happened? So, if you're new to the podcast, where have you been? But if you're new to the podcast about six months ago, four months ago, it started with... I started doing Don May or Don Meij as a character. Zach started a joke, which started the whole world laughing. And Don man knows listening. So I started doing Don May as we now know it is pronounced Don May.

And it was a bit of a juice. Many people said to me, Zach, why do you constantly come back to the CEO of an Australian corporation on a comedy podcast? It's not funny, it's unrelenting, and it's not gonna get anywhere. But then what happened is, it kept going, kept doing it, kept doing it, because it just, always, conversations always,

went to dominoes, I kept hearing something that I heard dominoes. Conversations were always forced in that direction. Well, I just, if I brought in the character to say like Andrew Gays who plays basketball, yeah, I would go, what a great opportunity for brand alignment with dominoes, Domé. Right. Domé.

So like World War II. World War II, I would, nothing, I would go, no, I gotta respect that topic. And then someone, somewhere would bring up rationing, rationing is food, pizza is food, dominoes. And I just wanna be really clear here, I never made a decision to do Donme for four months. It became an obsession.

It became an obsession. So, we became an obsession. So, we were doing that. And then we decided, all right, enough doing Donne, enough, enough gazey, because we'd done a lot of gazey as well at that time. We're like enough of that, enough characters, we're just gonna talk about opening a jazz club. Ring ring.

Ring ring, hello. Ring ring. Hello. Get out of there, boys. Hello, guys. Someone said my name three tons And that's the way that you make me appear. I was just down at a basketball court practicing my hoop shots and boy Golly a heard you boys. How you doing Mark? Zach and Sam? Fuck off man. Oh Hey, when someone tells me to fuck off the only way I respond to you is is with a one-on-one game of basketball. All right, let's do it I won already cuz I'm a gold shit. I'm not a gold medal. I'm one fever. I'm sure I'm gazing. Anyways, that you were saying I was saying

Gaze. Yeah, Gaze. I was saying that we were talking about we were talking about opening a jazz club and then during that podcast, that jazz club, that's a small business, small business, franchisee, dominoes, I brought out dominoes. So then we started talking about opening a dominoes or opening a franchise and that became a two-part epic podcast where we tried to open different franchises, one of which was dominoes or opening a franchise and that became a two-part epic podcast where we tried to open different Different franchises one of which was Dominoes And another podcast later on because we were talking about Dominoes so much We started eating more Dominoes Mark tried to order a pizza But the pizza that that that Mark ordered he couldn't get so we did a big part. It wasn't it was a bit more

Complicated than that mark you tried to order a pizza live on a podcast your Carc, well, I just I was trying to point out the hypocrisy within the Domino's kitchen It was a inconsistency let's pull it back in they're giving us free tickets to Queensland I think we should I'm going to go to Queensland check out water brothers movie will Oh, you're not invited. What's that you're not invited? That's okay. I'm the coach and Sydney Kings I'm gonna be up there shortly to play the Brisbane bullets You're gonna take on the Brisbane bullets are Sydney Kings show them what a three-point a real kiss You're gonna take on the Brisbane Bullets, our Sydney Kings show them what a three-point of real he is.

That's just a shot made from outside the three-point line. That's right. That's right. The three-point arc mark. Three-point arc mark. That's what I'm gonna call you. You're my favorite three-point shooter. That's three-point arc mark.

So that happened and then we went on a friend of ours like podcast Twitch stream Night attack the night attack great show great show. Do you know night attack? Daisy. Oh, I love it. It's a podcast slash live twitch show and They listen a lot of basketball podcasts. They helped us do a campaign. What basketball podcasts? I listen to Bill Simmons. I love listening to Bill Simmons. He's a big tycoon in the American journalism scene, not to mention,

weightly on SCN. Anyway. Anyway, what were you saying, Zach? So then we went on their podcast. They were like, let's help them open a franchise. And then we went on their podcast, they were like, let's help them open a franchise. And then we went at Domino's Australia and Domino on Twitter, us and the night attack fans,

all in Unison, Domino's responded, they responded with the video that you heard the audio from earlier today. And now Domino isaviness over to Brisbane. Here's my question, can I keep doing Don May now that the real Don May is going to be a part of the Don in Univer? Maybe my character will be Don Meige, is a different person. Yeah, I think that's cool.

Great. I mean, I think we should leave it to our audience. Do they want to keep hearing you do Don May? Because I certainly do. Thanks, Gacy, Gacy. That's right. I'm Andrew Gates. Gates. Oh, that's good.

In fact, Don, I think we should ask Don's opinion. You just said- You just said- You just said, in fact, Don was in the room well lucky for you Hi guys, how are you today? Oh don may I mean get a hit on me. No, sorry I'm sorry, my name is Don miss don may heard earlier at the top of the podcast And can I just say boys on so excited about your enthusiasm? We've got some really delicious pizza's coming up.

Can I ask you a question? Yes, on age. Yes, yes. What's going on with that dessert pizza? What's going on with that dessert pizza? Now we're getting a lot of feedback. A lot of people are really passionate about this dessert pizza. We didn't want to jump to it.

We didn't want to get straight on it straight away. We wanted to take our time and make sure that dessert pizza is the best pizza in all in all of Australia. And I think I'm really proud of this. It looks like it's a fucking mess man. Okay, alright mate. We've got some, if you don't know, this dessert pizza, it has some chocolate topping, it has some yummy marshmallows. Don, yeah. Do you mind if I do a couple of layups while you talk?

Absolutely, Gazeys. Yeah, well that's two points for me. See, that's the two points for me. That leaves me with two points in total. But if I get another one, that'll be four points. That's two different layups. Is that how it works? Can I ask you a question?

Gaze, yeah. No, well this is actually a question for Broden. He's not here. Are you a bit sad that Gaze hasn't sent us a video? I mean, if Broden keeps doing Gaze enough, maybe we'll get to basketball school. I doubt it. Is this what this is? Done. Maybe some free tickets to the email. It's not this is. I love the question for you, Don. Yes. Is the only reason you're inviting us to pizza school in Brisbane. Pizza college. Pizza college, whatever. Is it because this is just a bit of really cheap, focused, targeted marketing for Domino. Can I be honest with you, Mark?

But I haven't finished my question yet. It sounded like you had. You should let him finish his question. Okay. Well, now I've forgotten it, Don. Well, I guess you've done. The crazy thing about your question is I can actually answer the amount you said. Hang on, but it wasn't done.

Oh, boys, time out. Can I get it time out, Riff? Thanks very much. Mark, when I forget what I'm thinking, sometimes the best thing to do. Is you just practice dribbling a basketball? Alright, I'll give it a go. Boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing. How you feeling now, Mark? I'm feeling pretty good. I feel like I'm ready for the finals. Yeah, great. Well, good.

Let's play basketball. You gotta feel like I'm ready for the finals. Yeah, great. Well, good. Let's play basketball. Boying, boying, boying, boying. I thought we'd go on sort of some sort of basketball and eventually we'd do it. And maybe we'd do like a whole bit. Okay, we can do that. And it's kind of ruined now.

I was like, I'm ready for the finals and then I looked to you and there was nothing but fear and Emptiness in your eyes. It's a man trying to improve But I'm too deep in the character a gazing to think about anything, but how can I beat the Perth Wildcats next week? I've got to get a good defense and make sure I run the pick and roll Anyway, Zach I think Don you were saying Sorry, there was a question from you, Mark. I'm so sorry, I didn't let you. He remembers, because he dribbled.

Oh, that's right. Or... I forgot again. Well, help out, Mark. Help out, boy. I'm going to boy. Maybe this will refresh your memory. There you go.

I've dribbled the basketball. I think I'm ready for the finals Put your remember what you were gonna say or I'm ready for the finals That's what that's the second part of the question you had for Zacko Well, I'm gonna call you that Zack attack. No, that was another offer all right to go on some sort of crazy Sorry, I just had a really good idea for an outside shot we can use against the Adelaide 36's The clips will powerhouse we go there next week we've got a beat him to keep Yeah, it games we got next week. Oh, I got four Brisbane bullets See it's wild cat. You look up the Sydney Kings roster and schedule

We'll find out I'll take you through here. We're gonna beat all of them. Anyway, Don, you were saying? I don't know what I was saying. Try dribbling the basketball. Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum. Oh my god! This dribbling of the basketball has gotten me really excited about this. The new oven baked sandwiches that we've just introduced to the right. A sandwiches? Yes, we've just introduced to the right. A sandwiches?

Yes, we've got four different kinds of sandwiches. I want to do one of this. I do want to know what this is. I actually have genuine interest in this. Have you not had one? No, all I have is salads before I coach basketball, got to stay focused on beating them. No, when you're not, that's the new bus.

Well, what, how does a salad, I'm sure you could have a cheeseburger and stay focused. No, I gotta get focused. Brett Brown, the coach of the Philadelphia 76, goes for a run before every game gets him really pumped up. But that's not a salad. No, if you're a run. Isn't a runner salad. No, they're very different.

Which one is the one of lettuce and tuna? That's a run. Yeah, right. And but a cheeseburger gives you the runs, depending on the meat. I can't eat McDonald's because they make my tummy hurt. Really?

If I have a cheeseburger. There's a lot of fat kids out there. That's why I'm doing fitness for kids, which is a way to get fit for kids. It's in the name. You know that some guy once wanted to train me as a kickboxer. Really? He said to me, figure out what you want to do with school. I took a couple of kickbox and lessons. Yeah. He said, figure out what you want to do with school. I was in like year at 10. He's like, and if you want to go full-time, let's do it. Because I had good reach because I have long arms. I've heard you're at 10, is like, and if you want to go full-time, let's do it. Because I had good reach, because I have long arms.

I've heard you're really good at reaching around, getting that basketball. Are you good at reaching around, Mark? Excuse me. I want to know if you're good at reach around. Well, I'm crazy. Andrew, gaze. Maybe, maybe you could teach me. I'd love to give you a reach around, Mark. I'd love to give you a reach around mark I'd love to teach you to reach around a teach reach a

There you go I Went that little bit further and clarify what I'm in by reach around reaching around someone and jerking their dick until they come Sorry, don't you were saying something? No, yeah bounce the ball Boom boom boom boom. I think he's ready for the finals. Oh Good guys, I've got the roster here for the Don't know I don't know what to do with that we go to the basketball finals

We play a game. Maybe we lose the game then we have to train up for the next game All right. Do you want to do that? No, I don't want to do it now. I'm just laying out We get there again. We go to the basketball game. We train for the basketball game And it's like a mighty ducks like scenario with a other team are like the Vancouver Snakes and That's in none of the money. Ducks films. Then, oh, that's, you don't know that.

The first one is they fight, who do they play against? They play against the mighty duck. No, they play against the mighty duck is the name of the team. Yeah, that's why the movie's called the mighty duck. The first of his comes in, teaches him a bit of hockey or two, teaches him the flying V.

Second one is they go to the United States and they play against one of them Nordic countries, maybe Russia. I don't think it is Nordic. Gaze, yeah up there, one of them icy ones. The name of the team is the mighty D. So I'm gonna do that for sure. D3 is they go to, this is where it's different.

They're not the ducks anymore. They go to a private is where it's different. They're not the ducks anymore. They go to a private school, they get scholarships, and they, they, they, they, they, they're the juniors or the sophomores, and they play against the seniors. Great. And then they're losing, but then they put on the ducks' singlets or tops, and they win. Great.

I, I would have been happy with some sort of improv that resembled that scenario. The whole three films. Maybe, who knows where it could have taken us. That's so much improv. Just fucking do some dumb-y shit, Jack. What? Just, I just want to forget about this. I just want to laugh again.

Just do some dumbass stuff. Talk about the fucking set us. You got to do some questions and stuff. Talk about the New York range. Just do something. Please. I don't know. Talk about the new ice cream sandwich.

What are we going down on mighty ducks? Do something. I, nah. Just fucking do it. Do your shit. Do your frog man. No, no, no, no. Do fucking frog man, can't.

I don't know why this is coming on me, man. Do something. I've been looking at... I was gonna talk about the oven baked sandwiches, but I'll talk about that next week. I don't want to... I know the energy's got really low in here, but I have the plot for the first mighty ducks here that I'd love to read out to you all.

Oh, yeah, that's... And this is me, Andrew Gays. Yeah, I know. We know. Gordon Bombay is a successful Minneapolis defense attorney who never loses a case. But whose court romantic has earned in no respect amongst his peers. Is this a merely OST of his? Yeah, the very same. Starts out as a lawyer. Yeah, that's right. After successfully defending a client resulting in his 30th win, Bombay is called into his boss's office to be congratulated, but also chastised for embarrassing

the charge. He responds by going out drinking and subsequently arrested for drunk driving. Bombay is sentenced to community service by coaching the local district 5 Peewee hockey team. Bombay has an unpleasant history with the sport. Years ago, Bombay was the star of the star player on the Hawks. Struggling to cope with his loss of his father, he missed a penalty shot. Struggling to cope with the loss of his father, he missed a penalty shot during a championship game, costing his team the title and disappointing his type of competitive coach Jack Riley is a weak dog So this is oh there's more or that's not that's not the film entirely

It's a really long plot description. I'm pretty sure that's most of the plot when Bombay meets the team He realizes the children have no practice facility equipment or ability this reminds me when I got to the Sydney Kings by golly They know a basketball from pack of skittles, but bar I taught him now there not in the finals Zack yeah, come on man. What just do one of your fucking little things? Well, yeah, bro's doing a thing where he's reading out the plot from Wikipedia. I'm so sorry my name's Andrew Gays He's doing that. All right. What am I meant to do man? Anything? What a boy. I'll sit you in subway. No I'm sorry. It's good. I'm just I'm just a Australian basketball court. It's good. I get it I don't know what I'm meant to do. All right. I'm gonna try and save it. I'm gonna try and save this podcast ring ring ring ring

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So you've got four to be. So he starts coaching your whole team. Yeah, he's coaching the team. And then there's some fucking bullshits that happens. Bombay discovers his old mentor and family friend Hans has played by Josh Akland who owns a nearby sporting a good store. You know, which was in attendance. It was in attendance.

I've got a little question for you. Self-attour, are you an Italian man? I'm an Italian man. I come from Sicily, I come from Frago Fondi. Oh fantastic. Now you would love pizza Imagine I have a pizza shopper myself is called the pizza man pizza restaurant I'll give you a the pizza you know my specialty one is a fucking cheese pizza with a mushroom Oh, I got a very good very good. Well now unfortunately we can't do that in the New York arrange at the moment

Which is a bullshit, but go on in New York if you go to go to New York, a New York pizza, it's very simple. You have a few simple ingredients. Marker has already won this war. Okay. Oh, sorry. He ordered the cheese, sausage, a pepperoni, a mushroom pizza, and said, I'm allergic to the sausage, a pepperoni. Can you please take off and then they did.

So it means they can make a New Yorker with a mushroom, they're just the don't want to. It's only a two ingredients, so don't give me this fuck bullshit back. Or can you never have some ingredients, do many ingredients, or three or four ingredients. Okay, Mark. So that's fantastic. That's so fantastic. Tell me what's your favorite topping on a pizza? Duckworth makes a deal with Riley about the Hawks keeping banks. However, Bombay refuses it since it would be against Fair Play. So I'm out. Tell you, Min. Do you know who my favorite Italian basketballer is? Is it Dario IV? The classic Italian clown?

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You know, my favorite basketballer from Italy? Marco Bellanelli. Oh, who is this one? It's just a guy. Did much of his dramatic work depend on improvisation and comprised the recovery of illegitimate forms of theater, such as those performed by Giuliani. A little bit, yeah.

Oh, very good. He sounds like a maca and a guy. So, I'm bringing this to podcast back to the life of baby. So, this podcast, the basis, the theme of this podcast, I only came in halfway through from basketball training., but is that Domino's are going to pay for the bill for any Donuts to go to Brisbane to learn how to cook the dishes. Yes, yes, I will be paying, I'll be putting the whole bill. Hey, you know, for that, with your $17 million worth of shares you sold?

Yes, absolutely. Oh, thanks so much. And it'll also probably be part of the Domino social media teams budget I imagine. It's very exciting. I can't do it to go to bits of school and maybe teacher those Domino's busteds are thing or two. Do you think we'll do it as a podcast? I think we'll do it. You do it as podcast. I'm gazing. I think we'll do it as a mini documentary. Mark's on the mini documentary thing. I'm on like a bunch of Facebook videos. You're on the podcast.

Hey, maybe we can do all three. All I want is free pizza. All I want is free pizza. That's all I want. You're just a come over mouse here. I'm making you the pizza anytime you want. Salvatore, last time we came over to your house, you tried to touch our willies.

Well, when you come over with no pants on Zacke, and you have your willy out, and you have written with a sharpie on your stomach, please have a toilet touch my willy. What am I supposed to think of this one? Personally for me, I just want a pizza without come on it. Well good luck, you come to the right place. You have a special pizza. It's a cum stuff class. Ring ring ring. So it's not on at the pizza. It's in at the pizza. Ring ring ring. Bonjour no this is Salvadori Michelangelo pizza shop. How can I help you? What are your

order? Hello! Oh no. This is little critter. It's feather top boy. Yeah, it's me feather top boy. This is a new character get a feather top boy What are you doing? No, I've got a top and it's made all out of feathers He's a marginemesis a feather top boy always fly over my pizza shop try to put a little feathers into my pizza How can the macastamma enjoy a Macle a little pizza with a top of a feather? Every favorite pizza is me, how it's got some feathers in it? Get out of here, you feather bastard, I try to catch you! I set up a song and a box, you know you get a wood box with the stick, you put the stick up there, with the string, and then I inside the feather, inside of the box, I put it called the ring. box, I put it gold there, bring it.

Or I'll see that gold ring, I think. Oh, give me some of that. But he knows, he knows, doesn't he? And I swore flies away. Oh, he's a cheeky little feather top, boy. One day I catch you, you bastard. How the day you catch me is the day you die, Italian man. Oh, that's all right, because he has an incurable type of rebe's on his mouth there.

Hey, let's all sing the feather top boy song! Bim, bim, bum, bim, bum! Oh, the feather top boy, I got a top made out of feathers and a flyabound of the feather top boy of the feather top boy! I am a featheriddletop boy. I mean this in the nicest possible way. Yeah! Have you ever had therapy at all? Me? I don't eat therapy.

I just need more feathers for my top. So I go into the park every night looking for feathers to put in my top. Yeah. And I take them feathers, I put them in my top. Yeah, and I take them feathers I put them in my top and I think hold these all mate yummy pizzas You couldn't be more the wrong the thing to make a yummy pizza is a the cheese and a tomato sauce Don may listen to this episode. He'll be like, oh wow, feathers, that'd be such a fantastic addition to the New York peter range.

Imagine if Adario 4 listens to this about the guys. He'd be like, oh, is this his head? No, it's his flesh. Oh, so he wouldn't do that, he is a dead. Oh, I'm feathered up, boy, I that. He is a dead. I'm free to top boy. I'm free to top boy. I'm made out of feathers and I've got a top. I don't know when we're gonna do this trip with our manager. We've got our manager on us.

We're very set. We're very set on doing this. Doing this trip. Yeah. We're very busy boys. We're going to America. By the way, please come. Please come to the show. Get your tickets from antidono.com slash show. As no one is selling quickly. Movin is selling quickly and where are we going?

Oh my god, no, a bunch of places is going to be so good. We are headed to Denver. Denver. We're headed to... Denver, let's hear Gazy's thoughts on Denver. I'll play there for... When I play for the singing in Sanio Spurs, I'll play the Denver Nuggets.

Not chicken nuggets, you fucking can't. We're heading to Los Angeles. Alright, let's hear Italian pizza mans thoughts on Los Angeles. Last time I was in Los Angeles, I was arrested because I was on the street there. I put the mathamaps and casual pullover. They say, where you want to go. I say, you take a a mirror I didn't help out we go down the this is back at Ellie and I'll show you a thing or two about love. Great. We're going to Dallas. Alright let's hear Dom Mais' opinion of Dallas.

Hey Dallas is fantastic I know they love that classic barbecue and the best way to capture the spice of a barbecue is with light harvest jalapenos on your New York array. We're going to Austin We're going to Houston. We're going to San Francisco and let's hear Mr. Feathertop's opinion on San Francisco We're going to Portland. We're going to Vancouver and we're going to Seattle And I know we hope you're enjoying the album, we've got new singles dropping every Friday. Subscribe and put on notifications on YouTube to do that. And don't forget about our Patreon too, we've got a cheeky little Patreon where you can

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and telling you about that shit food. Speak for yourself. And I do just want to mention Canberra, Melbourne, Sydney, Perth, Brisbane as well. So they're on sale as well for Glenridge Secondary Fellows. And we will be coming to Adelaide we just don't know it. You've been listening to the Aunty Donna Podcast. Thanks for joining us for another rip-episode brought to you by Aunty Donna Club.com. See you next week! you