Aunty Donna Podcast - We Thought We Were Writing A New Theme Song And Then This Happened Feat. Tom

Episode Date: May 21, 2024

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A listener production. G'day legends and welcome to another RIP episode of the Aunty Donna podcast. This week, Tom is back and it's time to work on the new theme song for the sixth time. And Tom's starting to wonder if we ever should have changed the theme song in the first place. Remember, if you're loving the Aunty Donna podcast, you can get access to video versions and bonus content at AuntyDonnaClub.com. Okay. So, hi everybody.

We have heard your feedback and we're here to talk about the Aunty Donna theme tune we've brought on Tom Armstrong. Hi, how are you? You might remember him from a few weeks ago. He had his head shaved a few weeks ago from those watching. And he's refreshed it now because we've heard the feedback about banking as well. How would you describe the feedback in its totality? Mixed, constructive, positive, mixed. Well, if you count my own,

our own internal feedback as relevant, mixed, if you don't, you know, bad, bad feedback. People- You're never going to win everyone over. Well, that's true, but you should win some people over. And I've got to be honest, I thought me counting up to 25, roughly to the beat, was the one. Yes. I was wrong. And I'm happy to own that. So if you are just joining us, over the last few months, we have been working on a new theme tune.

We wanted to freshen up the podcast with a new theme tune. We brought in Tom, our music guy, and we haven't been able to nail it. And just so you know, by the way, Tom likes to be referred to as Mr. Music. Mr. Music. Oh, I'm sorry. Mr. Music. I didn't realize that. All right. So we brought in Mr. Music.

Hi. Hi, Mr. Music. And we're going to do something today that is not often done in the public space. We are going to admit it. We were wrong. Yeah. We were wrong. Yeah. We were wrong. Yeah. We, we tried to, I guess, well, the reason we wanted to write a new theme song was we

were bored. We were bored. And I'm realizing now that being bored is not a reason to do anything. Not go to the toilet. No. Not talk to your parents. Not take up a hobby. What are you talking about? I'm talking about being bored as an excuse to do anything is wrong.

I don't agree. I agree with him 100% because boredom is a negative space. It's a negative place to be. And when you make choices out of a negative space, you make negative choices. Well, you're bored and you're gonna take up... No. Painting. That is... Hey! Is not an excuse. It's not an excuse. You should say I feel passionate about painting. I love painting and that is why I will take it up. I'm bored I'm gonna scramble some eggs. Fuck off. I love eggies. That is why you should take up

scrambling eggs. No I'm gonna get chickens. I'm gonna put them in my backyard. I'm gonna get wire I'm gonna trap them. I'm gonna make them lay eggs. I'm gonna Cut their heads off and eat them That's a reason to have eggies in the morning. That's simple single shift. No, oh I fucking know I got nothing to do. Fuck off. That simple shift, that simple shift from I'm going to do this because I don't want to be there, to I'm going to do this because I want to be there. But deep down you know it's coming out of boredom.

Oh no no no no no. You have to shift the internal to change the external and let me tell you, that is the approach of all entrepreneurs. Wow. Tom, when was the last time And let me tell you, that is the approach of all entrepreneurs. Wow. Tom, when was the last time you were bored? Good point. It's May the 8th. Excuse me?

It's the 8th of May. Today is the 8th of May. Today is the 8th of May. We're not banking them, I know that. I'm recording this right now on the 8th of May. Sometimes I like to wear the exact same clothes and do my hair in the exact same way that I did eight weeks prior. Do you know who else likes to do that? Entrepreneurs.

Yeah, do you know? I never bored. I wake up at five in the morning. Do you? Wow. And I will start work then. Do you know why? Why?

Because my competitor is in bed. Do you know what's interesting? That's interesting. That's interesting. That's interesting because I start work at 5am as well. After I've hit the gym at 3am and done some prayers. Of course, that's what I'm saying too. Oh, okay. Sure, sure, sure, sure. Do you know at that age I bought my first car?

What? When I was 18. Wow. What was it? I was an inherited Ford Falcon. Oh, was it a hand-me-down? Yeah. So you didn't buy it? No, I didn't. My great nan died. I'm so sorry. My great

My granddad bought a new car. Yeah. I Got his car. I am. Is that the one you rode off? No. Mitchell Mitchell my brother who inherited it from me Did ride it off. But you paid for that car? No. You worked your ass off to... you paid for the rego on that car? Probably not initially. Okay, but did you pay for any of the repairs on that car?

No, but I would have paid for petrol now and then. You worked your ass off. You worked your ass off to pay for that petrol. Yeah, 100%. You know what I mean? You can't just drive that car with no petrol. And that is the entrepreneurial spirit. There are no hand me out in the world of entrepreneurials.

There are a couple of hand me downs, but there are no hand me outs. There are no hand me outs. Unless you're a pig farmer, then it's hand me out every day. But I'm not a pig farmer. I'm not swine. No. And I don't stink like shit. Do you know when I made my first million?

When? Oh, I haven't yet. Yeah. But I would, but I'm working towards it. Yeah. I'm working towards it. Ask me if I'm a billionaire. Are you a billionaire? Yes

Now say are you a billionaire yet? Are you a billionaire yet? Not yet No, but I am In there and I would because I'm not yet a billionaire doesn't mean I'm not yet Because if you think I'm not a billionaire, you know, but I am a billionaire, but I don't have a billion dollars But if I take the if if I take the entrepreneurial, the entrepreneurial, entrepreneurial, entrepreneurial spirit, and I put that into my heart, what do I get? A billion dollars. And I loved that story that you were telling before Broden about you had to pay for your own petrol.

And that's a beautiful time to talk. I earned it. Tom, what was the last thing you paid for? Um, coffee this morning. Right, right. And how much did that coffee cost you? I think it was like 450, I think. It was nice.

And where was the- App for coffee. Yeah. An app for coffee. You want a coffee, you go on the app. Yeah, they have that. They have that.- App for coffee. Yeah. An app for coffee. You want a coffee, you go on the app. Yeah, they have that. They have that. You get the coffee.

Yeah, they have that. Starbucks have an app. Yeah. But a rival competitor to that. Rival competitor, you do a different- Who are you going to get to develop it? Me. I got it.

I'm going to do it. I'm going to learn. I'm going to learn the skills. What program would you use? Does it matter what program I'm using? It matters I'm gonna learn. I'm gonna learn the skills. What program would you use? Does it matter what program I'm using? It matters that you know the name of the programmer? No! He got some nerd to do it for him.

No, he got some nerd to do it for him. He got a nerd to do it for him. I have never... You just need a nerd. I don't own a computer. Right. You've got your laptop in front of you right now. Tell me a need you have. You do have.

This? This is not mine. This is my assistant's computer. And it has my rundown of my day. What's their name? Mitchell. Callie? That's your brother. Tom? Yeah. When you bought...

I've got a joke from like five minutes ago. Okay. Was it one that we've already said? No already said no no no I've been sitting on for a while Yeah, you guys can hand me out whenever I Was in jerk your dick off with your hands because you kept saying hand me out hand me out What about an app for him Ham app ham at Sw Ham app. Ham app. Swim.com. Swim.com.

Oh, I need some ham. Where's the best price for ham in my local government area? And how can I get that ham to me? So I'm at IGA and that ham, wow, that ham's quite expensive. I just jump on the app and I go, well, down the road, they're selling ham at a dollar less a kilo. I'm not big on this idea. But this is what blue sky thinking is.

Money ham. Money ham. Money ham. When is the weather going to have blue skies today? Excuse me. What's the weather for the next seven to 10 days? I don't know. Can you not ignore money ham?

Yeah, can we please pursue money ham? And we'll get to weather. We'll get to weather. Um, money ham. Think about it. You go and you buy a piece of ham. Well, ham is an investment. It can be.

Yeah. Ham is an investment. It can be. It's salted. It has a long shelf life. It's an investment in pork. I wouldn't invest in pork. I wouldn't invest in pork. It's salted. It has a long shelf life. It's an investment in pork. I wouldn't invest in pork. I wouldn't invest in pork. Pork goes bad. Ham has salt in it and keeps it alive longer.

As long as you do that ham bag vinegar every three days, you know. Pigs scream when they know you're coming to kill them. Do they really? They scream. That's awful. They know. They know. So taking the energy... I try not to eat ham.

In what way? What steps do you take to... I don't buy it. But if it's around, will you eat it? No. What if you make references to ham on the podcast and then the company that you make references to sends you nine hams? Yeah, then that, in that case, I did have a bit of ham. Yeah. But I didn't have a lot of ham. That slack, that company slack was like pumping with, make sure you get one of your nine hams

guys, the fridge is full of nine hams. I'd like to get back to Tom wanting us to jerk him off. Yeah. Tom, hand me out. Why is it, why is it I want that and not... I am that. I am that. I am being jerked off by these three boys. Yeah, yeah. I am handed out.

Because I wake up at 2am. Oh, that's interesting. Just remembering horrors. But I don't go, oh no, poor me. I turn that into money. That's so interesting. You wake up at 2am, do you? When do you wake up exactly? When do you wake up? When do I wake up? I'd love to know when you wake up. Sometimes I wake up at 2.

Yeah, yeah. I've woken up at 2 once and once and I'll tell you why. It was when I was thinking to, I've never woken up at 2.0, I wake up at 1.30am every day. Yeah, I called 2am holidays because on holidays I wake up at 2.0 but usually I wake up at 1.15. That's so interesting, that's so interesting. I've never had a holiday. You always working? I think they're really, by holiday I mean company, a company trip. Good job. Good job. All right. I'm an entrepreneur. Yes. I'm aware that you're

both entrepreneurs. I turn one day into three days. You wake up at 8 and you work eight hours. I wake up at 4. I work six hours and then I, that's one day. Your three days and then your one day. And then the next day is another, I work again. Yes. So two days already to your one. Yes, I understand. Third day at the end of the day, I kick your butt.

You kick my butt? Over a week I'm going to kick your butt over a year your history Do you realize that that's not three days in one day? You're just taking small breaks and you just have a you're just waking up early That's the Attitude of a worker be and what are you a queen? No, I'm an entrepreneur. I don't think that... Alright, okay. There... What happens when you're an entrepreneur? Sometimes you get work apes and they tell you... But when you're an entrepreneur, you know that you one day will get a share of that wealth. The honey?

That honey. There's some honey. I don't have the honey yet, but I'll get a bit of that honey one day. I am honey. Guess who? I am honey. The film? Yes. That's an investment, a DVD of honey.

You can't get it anywhere on the streamers now. And if someone's like, God, I'd love to, I've got a big crush on Jessica Alba, I'd love to watch honey. Can't get it on the streamers. Where are they going to go? They're going to go to eBay. And who has Honey? Me. Broden and me. I am Honey.

This is all- Do you understand that's an investment in Honey? We are trying to write a new theme song. But I've got my DVD all scratched up. Of Honey? Yeah, I've got my DVD all scratched up. You can take that to a place and they can- You need to, yeah.

There's people, there's people you can use. There's sleeves for that. There's sleeves to protect your... I have mine in sleeves. Because of Honey. I don't think it is. But here, have one of my DVDs from Chris Kringle. I already own Speed Racer on digital and on DVD.

And I got it for you for KK as well. Yes, you did. Yes, you did. And I'm going to re-gift that much like a panathoma. You didn't even own it for 24 hours, Mark. How rude. What do you mean? Well, it's just yesterday that we did Chris Kringle. I know. I think it was quite a while ago. Isn't it May 18th or 17th? Oh, I'm so sorry. It is. It's May 8th today. It's funny what he's doing.

It is funny what he's doing. Now. But it's a lie because we have not banked them that far in advance. Yes, we have. I don't want people to... Because whenever we say we're banking them, the response is, you guys are shit now and you've never been good. And so we need to just make it clear to the audience that one, we're not banking them now. It's not December 2023,

right? No, it is not. It is now December 2029. We're coming to you from the future. Yeah, we're future bankers. Yeah, we bank in the future. We send them into the past, like, Future bankers. Yeah. We bank in the future. We send them into the past like to Joseph Gordon-Levitt and he was meant to shoot this CD of this. So we bank the podcast. We send it back.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt is meant to shoot it, but the recording of this got away and now you're listening to it. I cannot believe that Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Bruce Willis look exactly the same. My favourite bit in Looper. Guys, we can't talk about Looper. This is a theme song episode. Oh, it is, but can I just talk about my one favourite bit in Looper? Is the bit when they- I know what you're talking about. I think I'm talking about it on the podcast. There's a montage. There's a montage where Joseph Gordon-Levitt becomes Bruce Willis and they just take him, they get rid of his hair, they do the makeup, step by step his

makeup becomes more and more Bruce Willis like. It's this powerful montage over 20 years and he's looking more and more Bruce Willis and then at one point he just becomes Bruce Willis in a Joseph Gordon Levitt wig. It's like this whole sequence to show him becoming Bruce Willis. And I just have this memory of being like, how are they going to pull this off? And it's just like, at one point you're looking at Joseph Gordon Levitt. Wearing some makeup. Wearing a bit of makeup. And the next point you're looking at Bruce Willis in a wig. I

go, I can't quite pull that off. If you want to see a show where people aren't quite pulling things off in terms of the makeup and effects, I recommend the French Netflix original Lupin. Oh yeah, I've watched that. Season three in particular. There is some of the worst wiggage. I'm sorry if you're the person that did the wigs for that show. I don't think Lupin's listening.

I think it's worth checking out just for that reason. Lupin. Lupin. Lupin. What do we do now? So what we do now is we talk about, do you know about the Domino's Pizza? Not Australia, we know Dom May is our friend. Domino's Pizza America?

Yeah. Do you know what happened? People hated them. They're like, oh, the sauce got sugar in it. The basil not real. The pizza base not good. Now most CEOs, most business people, you know what they would do? They would go, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Business as usual. Money, money, money. But the CEO of Domino's in America, he got on the, and then Don did it about a year later, he got on the television and he sat down it about a year later, he got on the television and he sat down and he made an advertisement and he sat down and he said, Hey, you're right. The pizza was no good and we're going to make it better. And it was one of the greatest ad campaigns because he admitted fault. He admitted what was wrong and he improved, he did different.

And that, if that is not the entrepreneurial, if that there does not demonstrate that the entrepreneurial, the entrepreneurial spirit, what does not, what better than that? Well, yeah, I mean, that's what we're doing. So what does that mean? So we are the board members of Aunty Donna Proprietary Limited. We tried to change the theme tune. Failed. And I own it. Too much sugar in the sauce.

Yes. I think it's Tom's fault. It is Tom's fault. It is in large part, in what way? Didn't bring in the right tunes. I thought there was some potential there and had we all not, you know, been born the way we were born, it may have worked out differently. We went for the funny.

He brought some really good music and we went for the funny before we went for the good music and then, because usually what we do behind the scenes is there's a little bit of like serious conversation about how to make it work and then we do the funny on top. Yeah, totally. Yeah. Whereas we just went straight to the funny, which led to, I think, some great songs, but I'm happy to admit it, too much sugar in the sauce. Tom? Yeah. Where are you sitting with the theme tune and in regards to the too much sugar

in the sauce, how do you feel about Domino's Pizza? I really like Domino's. I think in America there's better pizza at that level like Papa John's Is a better choice at that price Continue for me that out my coffee Domino's would be quite low because of the sugar in the sauce I prefer Papa John's if I'm craving that sort of pizza. If not, I'd rather your corner slice. But do you know that there used to be more sugar in the sauce and rather than just going,

nah, fuck yeah. Yeah. They admitted it. Yeah. And they made positive changes. It's wholesale different. You go by- No, they're direct to consumers.

Yeah. They sell one pizza and it's like- But what I mean is, pizza in America is sausage, mushroom. That's what I want on my pizza. They make that. You don't do that here. There's more varieties than sausage and mushroom. Yeah, you can request that, but you can get peppers.

My experience is mostly it's like half cooked slices that they just reheat. But you're getting my point. No. No. No, I don't understand what I'm asking No. No. You fucking paid for your own petrol like a dog man. Like I'm not gonna take any fucking advice from you. I got people to pay for my petrol. Wow. I made my petrol work for me. Do you know I could call... Well I could have been in my car. I could have gotten under the hood, cranking the wheels, turning the cogs, getting

the pistons, making the sparks. But no, I show what, you know, taking the hood of the car, wearing it like a turtle on my back. Cool, cool, cool, cool. Being using my legs and my arms in tandem. These are all things you could have done. I could have done this to get from point A to point B in my Mitsubishi Magna Executive Model 1999 Mitsubishi Magna Executive Model. What else could you have done? I could have done many things. I could have taken the car, gripped it out instead

of the two front axles, put little handles on there, gone underneath the car and turned with my arms to make the wheels turn in motion. I could have become the mechanics of the car, could have removed the engine rather than using my skills to make the engine move. I could have become the engine using, you know, LeBarn techniques to... Of course the acting technique LeBarn. Of course, to move the car forward. But I didn't. I made the petrol do that for me.

There's not too many more options. I mean, I could have, you know, maybe got a horse and tied the horse to the hood of my car, made that, go around. There's not that many other things I could have done. What else could you have done? Zach, I could have, I don't know, put rockets on the back of my car or something. But what else could you have done? I feel like I've listed enough of the things.

I could have done many things. Zach, I could have done many things. The point isn't the breadth of options I had. The point is that I didn't do any of those things and I made- What things? Like I said, like getting in the car and making the- No, but what other things? Fuck man.

I could have, you know, I like the turtle bonnet one. People that, thank you. And I don't think it needed more than that. I could have asked my mum to drive me around. What else? I, uh, Tom, what else could have I done? Got on a bike.

I'm not asking. Thank you. All right. Okay. I could have bikes. I'm not asking. Thank you. All right. Bikes. Bikes. Bikes. Bikes.

Bikes. Bikes. Bikes. Bikes. Bikes. Bikes. Bikes. Bikes.

Bikes. Bikes. Bikes. Bikes. Bikes. Bikes. Bikes. Bikes. Bikes. Bikes. Bikes. What things? The things that I've mentioned and if you need more, I'm happy to try and provide them. I don't see the point of it.

Do I need more? Do I need more? I think let the men go. No, I've already kind of made the point. Several times. Several times. Yeah. Rather than doing all those things, I made the petrol work for me.

You were paying for your petrol. Yeah. How did you, how were you making the petrol work for me. You were paying for your petrol. Yeah. How were you making the petrol work for you? It was in the car, making the engine turn. Are you driving an Uber so that you're making money off the transport? That's clever. Do you know what I mean? No. How did you get the petrol? From the petrol station.

Did you buy that petrol? Whether I did or not isn't the point. The point is that the petrol worked for me. Did you pay for that petrol? Whether I did or not isn't the point. The point is that the petrol worked for me. Did you pay for the petrol? You're getting into sort of... Semantics? Yes, and there's no point. I don't think it's semantics, either you stole the petrol or you paid for it.

Now I was under the understanding you'd set up some sort of business. I think you'd... Did you fill up the car? Yeah. It's talking about the engineering of a car and what makes it move. You could have bought a Shell. There you go. I think I bought a Shell. From a bayside sort of merchant. No, no, I mean like a Shell petrol station, which don't exist anymore. Right. Don't they? No. Coles bought them all, made them Coles Expresses down there selling them off. They're selling to who?

I don't know. The highest bidder, I suppose. Yeah, I'm not sure. Hello. Nice to meet you. My god. Wow. Hi, nice to meet you.

Do you know who's buying them? No. No, I don't. But you see, that's the point. And that's all I'm trying to say is that when you get... And what we need to be doing is making... Did you drive off without paying for the petrol or did you pay for the petrol? It's a step it's a two-step process one you got to find a car that's not yours

Take the license plate. No cars. No It's removed just the license plates. Yeah Put them under the magna Make the petrol work for you Drive away as fast as possible. What's unclear to you? Now it's all perfect. It's perfectly clear. The type of man you are. And the type of man I am gets to where I am, not where you are. I'm a billionaire.

And how much money do you have? Do you have a billion dollars? Not yet. Not yet. Not yet. And do we have a new theme song? Not yet. I was going to make this podcast. I think we all agreed we were going to make this podcast about getting back to basics, playing the old theme tune. Yeah.

But through conversation, and I think we all agree. Yes. That we need to not give up at the... Oh no. I didn't feel so good. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm going to do a review of it. We are so close here. I'm going to make it 2024. I think that's wrong. You're going to say 2024 in it?

No, I just want to, I just feel like that could be a fun refresh. Mark Tom Travis. Hi. Mr. Music. You know, in the original theme song, the drums are by Travis Barker. Are they? Yeah, this is a Travis Barker fill. That's Travis Barker playing that.

So you got him into the studio to record that. Travis Barker released a sample pack and I used his. Sample? What's a sample? Sample is like. Like Whitman, have you ever had Whitman's? Uh, Whitman's chocolate. Yeah, the Whitman's sampler.

Oh yes, yes, yes, yes. Beautiful. Coconut Whitman's, Coconut Whitman's chocolate. Yes, I'm thinking of Whitakers. Whitakers, which is delicious. My favorite chocolate. Are you thinking of Whitakers's chocolate. Yes, I'm thinking of Whittaker's. Whittaker's, which is delicious. My favourite chocolate. Are you thinking of Whittaker's? Probably. Yeah.

So, Tom. Whittman's. I think Whittman's is... Maybe the hook. Tom, give me that drum fill. You want to hear those drums again? That is a thing, right? Thank God. Because if it wasn't, I was going to say, can you cut that? Because I'm kind of tired of looking like an idiot on this podcast. Can you stop the music?

Okay, but then I've got an offer for you guys. I just want to be really clear to our audience. Whitmans is a chocolate brand. Whitmans? Whitmans? He was talking about Whitmans. I knew that. And there's also Whittakers.

Whittakers. Fast appearance. No, it was fully... But I don't think there's a Whitt. Whitakers. Fast appearance. New Zealand chocolate. But I don't think there's a Whitakers sampler. What I thought was there is- Yes, crazy. Is there? Yes.

Oh. What is crazy is what happened here is Mark was talking about a different thing to me, but both of those things happened to be chocolates. That's like you talking about White House Down and you talking about Olympus has fallen. If both of them had wit at the start I remember the Whitman's Well, yes, you know, it's gonna look at the Amazon. I was really confused when I thought about Whittaker's I'm like, that's a block of chocolate. I'm about Whitman's so I'm just going to

Quickly look up Whittaker's Why? chocolate How do you spell For me, I don't have good connect. I think they look in design. They they're both similar. They both like Do you have that for me just sorry Brian and just the Whitakers and because I think I just want to close this out with Something okay, that's some pictures of Whitakers. Can you get me the? Wikipedia of let's say look you've looked up a Whitakers and Can you get me the Wikipedia of Whittakers?

But say, look, you've looked up Whittakers and Whitmans has come up. Isn't that interesting? Whittakers is New Zealand. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We love, I love Whittakers. Whitakers is my... Whitmans is good too. No, Whitmans is great.

And it's better for the metaphor you were going for. But I love Whitakers. Have we got, has Whitakers got a Wikipedia or just an about me page on their website? Whitmins has been going since 1842. Wow. Wow. That's a... Whitakers or Whitmans?

Whitmans, which is un-violent now. Because Whitakers is from New Zealand, favourite chocolate, date back to Macclesfield in 1868. Wow. Wow. So we got Whitakers up. Yep. I just need some info on Whittakers. Tom's gonna play the drum and I just, I'm not saying anything. Wow, I know, okay. I'm not, no pressure on this

piece. But if I could get some informational Whittakers on your laptop, bro, on your computer that you own, I would love that. And then Tom, if you could play some of that. Sweet drums. Sweet drum fill. J.H. Whitakers and Sons, limited. Whitakers is a confectionery manufacturer specializing in palm oil free chocolate and based in Pororoa Zealand. Whittaker's is the largest chocolate brand in New Zealand. Approximately 30% of their production is now exported. Company controls its entire manufacturing process in its facility in Aurora, identifying itself as a bean to bar

manufacturer. Hey dude. Yeah? How do you think that went? Oh no. God, he's pulling out his own glasses. I think I just made the greatest song of all time. See, when you see- I can't, now it's hard to believe that- First time you did that and you said that, your confidence, I was like, fuck yeah, I'm on board. We've got a fucking superstar here.

Yeah, yeah, I'm on board. We've got a fucking superstar here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The more and more you've gone to everything you're doing being like this that is that was objectively bad. How so? Well, there was no passion, melody or relevance in the lyrics. At least when Broden did Beethoven 2, Yeah. There was like at least started. Can you hit the T? Can you hit the T? Can you hit the T harder?

Beethoven. Yeah I love that. Beethoven. No I kind of like Beethoven. Beethoven. Can we vote on that? Beethoven. Okay we're gonna vote on that.

I think though as much as that song was great, I think we should just let Tom take the old tune maybe remix it a little, bring it into the present. Yeah, we'll just go with that. Well, play that again. Yeah, you want to hear this again? Just the original again. Because I, I, stop for a second, I just want to, I felt bored by the old song, it's crap, it's not even, but then when you started to play that again, I felt something. Maybe...

This is what we've needed all along. Wow. Maybe this... And maybe... One at a time. There you go. No, you go. Maybe. Maybe. And maybe... You go. You go. You go.

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