Aunty Donna Podcast - We Were Gonna Do A Underwater Podcast But Zach Came In With A Glass Of Fizzy

Episode Date: October 3, 2023

What Fizzy Drink does Zach have? Is it a Kitchen or a Kitchenette? So many questions! Stay tuned to find out the answers...  LINKS Follow @theauntydonnagallery on Instagram Become a Patreon supporter at http://auntydonnaclub.com/  CREDITS Hosts: Broden Kelly, Zachary Ruane, & Mark Bonanno  Producers: Oscar Gordon & James Blake Digital Producers: Nick Barrett and Jim CruseAudio Imager: Mitch Calladine Supervising Producer: Elise Cooper  Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh   Find more great podcasts like this at www.listnr.com/ Join The Aunty Donna Club: https://www.patreon.com/auntydonnaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A list-nuff production. G'day, Legends, and welcome to another rip episode of the Anti-Donna podcast. What fizzy drink does Zach have? Is it a kitchen or a kitchenette? So many questions, so stay tuned to find out the answers on the anti-donna podcast. The greatest fucking podcast in the world. Burn my Kentucky sometimes. And yes, we hope you enjoy the part of the fucking podcast. Hello, and listen to the anti-donna podcast.

What? Did I say hello and listen? Yeah, you said hello and listen. Sorry, we're doing promise. Hello and welcome to the anti-donna podcast. Oh no. Oh no. It's all right.

We're after a strong start because we have a strong episode. We don't have time. Oh no. Oh no. It's all right, we're after a strong staff, because we have a strong episode. We don't have time. We don't have time. We were gonna do an episode. Why are you doing... All right. Hello and welcome to the anti-donna podcast.

But did Oscar just tell you to start again? Ah, oh. Hello. Let's start the music. Let's go from the top. But also, people. This is all staying. Oh, good stuff.

But he did, he did, he put a three like, we can't even down to the songs, right? But what I thought was happening, I was this, you know, in your spastic when the nuts, he, yeah. So he's, so he's, so he's, I don't know what that means. I think that means that he's not German. The German, that's the German.

I think that's the German. Not the German. That's the German three. I actually am. I actually am German, to see you. Maybe that's why he did that. I know I'm okay. Guys, he's actually he did that. I know, I'm okay. Guys, he's actually different.

We didn't know what it really is. Us could shut the fuck up man. No, I was. We're on it. We're on it. We're trying to do this podcast to you man. We got some breaking news. We got to get through it.

German, it doesn't matter. Bad Oscar, who's producing the podcast, he did the three like the Germans. And now he's telling this is German. Wait, no, he did this. Yeah, which is the German one? No. I'm looking at him!

Because the British guy does the three wheel, no. Can we get a fact check on that? And they're all like, that's going to have a fact check on the German three. The three. What? If you order three more, like a, like, I thought he goes like this and then that's when he,

I thought, uh, my, with the thumb. Fast-bend that does it with the thumb. I thought he doesn't do it with the thumb because he's British and Germans do it with the thumb. I can confirm. Oh, he doesn't with the thumb. Okay, so it's not so did you like to apologize? Wait, so the Germans do it with the thumb?

No. They do it with the thumb. Wait, what? Wait, but then so the Germans do it with a thumb. Wait, what? Wait, but then... So the German do it with a thumb? The three. So Michael Fastman gets caught because he doesn't do it with a thumb, does he? I didn't watch the film, I'm just googling. What did you do?

It's just... I googled German three. Yeah, but yeah, I... So, Mark, I think... Oh, fuck. Michael Fastman didn't do it with the thumb, and that's what got him. So we were wrong. So you were wrong. That's okay, I'm fine to be wrong.

I just need to know whether I need to apologize or shit on Zach. Apologize. Oh, but I need confirmation on that. Okay. You look into it, you look into it in your own time. This is not the podcast to do that. This is not the podcast to do that.

There's breaking news. There's breaking news. We were gonna do an episode where it's all set underwater. And now we can't. No. You might do that later. Yeah. But, get off your fucking phone man. I need to look this up.

Ah Mark. I just need to know. Alright. I'm having a let it go. I'm doing this in my own time. No it's not your own time. It's not interrupting the podcast. I'm just kidding.

It is interrupting the podcast. I'm right and I'm happy to let it go. Yeah, no, I just want to make sure that you are absolutely right. And you are absolutely right. You're going to apologize now. And I am so fucking sorry. You have to apologize too. No, I don't apologize for this shit.

I'm just too strong a man. Well, I want to say I'm a man of character. Uh, you were right in this situation. I don't accept your apology, but let's move on. That makes you seem bad, just so you can come and close your bad things. Yep, I'm happy to take that. This is not the week for this. Why? Because the most fucked thing just happened.

Yeah, I got a lot to say about this. We were going to do an episode set underwater. I just want to interrupt very quickly quickly and say I was just joking, I do accept your apology mark. What did you realize how you would come across? No, I just didn't wanna send a message to our young friends that it's okay not to accept apologies. I think you were genuine in your way.

I didn't, I didn't. I didn't. I didn't accept apologies. No, but I was just joking. And after the podcast, I would've been like, Yeah, bro, I do accept your apology. I mean, yeah, you don't have to, but in this situation, I don't been like, yeah, bro, I do accept your apology. I mean, yeah, you don't have to, but in this situation, I don't feel like,

I feel like the situation where you don't accept an apology is pretty, but he was saying he wants to send a message to our young fans that they should accept apologies. I just that in that situation, I killed you. No, in that situation, I was happy to accept his apology,

and I just wanted to let our young fans know it's okay to accept apologies You don't have to be a big Brony man Get out of here with your apologies. Hey, it's okay to cry. It's okay to have a tough time. Yeah, it's okay to accept apologies Absolutely You know what I'm saying you played that music again. Yeah so We came in here today to do a podcast

about underwater. Set underwater. We wanted to, and the screens, the screens, we wanted to sing and wrap about being underwater. The screens would have reflected that. But we're not gonna give it away

because there was a lot of effort, like people went into effort to make the visual for the social media. And we probably will still do it. Yeah, cause I would hate to waste those visuals. But something bigger happened. Something bigger happened.

We came in and an atom bomb had been dropped. And if that happens in the release time from now until like maybe that wore escalates in certain areas, we won't release this, but we'll cut that atom bomb. We'll just cut the atom bomb, Reffer. Here's an alternate. Here you go.

A vision bomb was dropped. A fission bomb. Fission? Fission? That Adam-Bomber's a nuclear. Or is that a way to step up? So, fusion. No, nuclear weapon.

So a nuclear weapon is nuclear fusion, and then the worst one is nuclear fission, and that's like a hundred times worse than a nuclear bomb. Okay. So they set off a nuclear bomb which sets off a fission bomb. They use styrofoam, and that's like a hundred times.

You know the ones, you know how there's the mushroom cloud? With an atom bomb? You know those really big ones that are all like a clone? It looks like a clone? A cloche? Yeah, that's a fission bomb. Even that a bomb. So I can give you a definition of a fission bomb.

Oh, yes, yeah. A nuclear weapon in which enormous energy is released, one nuclear fission. Yep, that sounds like when I pass gas, that sounds like that's what you're describing. I know. So at the point, like, unless you're asshole, it's 10,000 degrees Celsius. That's impossible. I mean, if I've had something spicy the night before, it feels like... Grow up! We're talking about nuclear war. Grow the fuck up. I'm so sorry. I mean, if I've had something spicy the night before, it feels like... Grow up! We're talking about nuclear war.

Grow the fuck up! I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. You're right. Alright. Something big happened, right? Something huge. We came into a new studio. We had a underwater design setup. I have a coffee. Mark has it.

I, I, so like this is, I wanna, I wanna get involved on this. Take it away. You have a coffee. There's a bottle of water with three glasses of water. Yes. And I got given a glass of water. Was that not sparkly? No. Well, we press the little sparkly button.

Well, I just got given what was already here. You get a coffee and Zach. Zach gets something very special. Yeah. Which we need to talk about. Zach gets something very special. Yeah. Yeah. Which we need to talk about. Zach has brought in a special drink. Yeah. Should I say it's no.

Well, no, it's, it's interesting. It came in with when to do the underwater podcast. We're all very excited for it. I couldn't wait to be underwater this morning. Oh my god. Dreaming of being under the sun. I'll be a fishy. Yeah.

We record three podcasts in the day. We can just do it next. Probably will. But yeah, we'll see. This may be a three-parter. That's right. That's right. That's right.

We... That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. You want to say to a... Who wants to say it? I can't.

I... I mean, I'm happy to say it. I want to, I, I, I, I, I mean, I'm happy to, I'm happy to say it. I want to know before you, before you go into it. You're finger in the clock. It's like that. And if you're on the Patreon, you've seen what, you've seen the drink, but please, if you're on the page, don't tell people, you don't spoil it.

We don't, you know, this, you, the hashtag, don't spoil the, Zach's drink. So don't, if you're listening, and then you get to when we say it or you're watching visually and you see it, don't go on Reddit or whatever and say, he's drinking eggs. Imagine you're playing elemental tail defense too. You don't want to leak. When is the wind? I don't know what that means. When does the podcast come out on Wednesdays? She's that Wednesday? I don't know. I don't know. Let's say until then like we want people to get through the other weekend. Oh, yeah. Sorry, that was to my other producer. And we're

back. If you're listening, we're going to have hashtag don't spoils act strength until the end of the weekend. Yeah. So whenever this episode comes out, Twitter exists. Twitter will exist. It will just be a hellscape. So as compared to now, or more, it will just be a bit more fortunate. That's where it's going. Anyway. So don't spoil the drink.

Don't spoil the drink. Do you want to say it? I'm happy to say it. All right. I'm happy to give a vague description of it. I don't want to get into specifics here because I don't know the specifics of it. I do.

All I know is that Broden has a coffee. I have a glass of still water, even though there was already three glasses of still water on the table. Just don't go too hard, remember? I'm not going hard, I'm just explaining what happened. But I just want you to know that I saw Oscar, our producer, pressed the Fizzy button when he poured that.

Well, then that's a mismanagement issue on a listener level that I'm happy to explore later. Yeah. But then Zach comes in with a glass of orange. Now, what kind of orange? I don't know. It doesn't look fizzy to me. I don't see the carbonations.

He just makes me think, when I saw it, I went, he's either drinking some sort of baroque that has been sitting there for a while, or orange drink. Orange drink was my other thought. But can I say, doesn't look like an orange juice because that's also orange juice.

No, it's definitely not an orange juice. Can we throw that out? No, I never fucking thought juice, Fucking juice never came into my goddamn mind. Very close to jumping cross table ripping your dick off and eating it. Why? Because you thought I thought that was a juice? I just, you were being unclear.

How fucking stupid do you think I am? I was about to leap across this table like a, like a Griffin. I'm 34 years old. You think I haven't come far enough to be able to recognize when something may or may not be a fucking juice. I'm 100% juice either from concentrate or fresh.

I'm not a fucking stupid moron. Well, then move on. I didn't, I said it wasn't a juice. I'm not the one holding this up. Zach, you have a glass of orange. Yeah. I can't tell if it's fizzy or not. I know what it is, but I know what it is.

Should I not say? I'm happy for you to say. What I don't know, what I'm confused about is where Should I not say? I'm happy for you to say. Why, I, I, I, I, I, what I don't know, what I'm confused about is, is where the podcast goes from here. I'll give all these people a say what I'm doing. Like, what? We talk about it. You just, just,

I know I'm just, but I'm trying to stay in the same tone of keeping it going. Yeah, that's right. While I'm also panicking internally about, I don't know. I've got, I've got 35 seconds worth of shit I can say. Oh great, that's wonderful. And I'm the tangent king.

So between Brodans, like Brodans got it. I'm the tangent king. All you need to do is sit back and enjoy the ride. All right, Zach, should we get to a tefanta? Well, what? It's a fanta. I was, I remember we were gonna, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was drinking a fanta on the podcast. We had a podcast planned. Yeah Zach walked in we saw his glass of fanta and we went well

How can we do a podcast about anything else? Oh, I know it's fantastic. I couldn't even get I couldn't even admit to it being fanta for me It could have been either an orange drink to throw that out throw that out. Can't head throw that out I'm just saying come ahead Come ahead Saying is this is the reason I wanted to invest it's a phanta shut up. It's a phanta Why doesn't it look like a fan it that I'm telling you that's a phanta? Where is the bubble doesn't look like easy relevant? It is what it is is fan to low on Fizz so you can slam it down fast

They'll be busy. That would be is that fizzy? Don't drink just fucking smelling it all right. I'm not fucking sip it You asked before you pick up people's dream. Not if you're just smelling it No rule is there's two generals there's two generals if your food comes out first and it's hot You're allowed to start eating it and you're allowed to pick up someone's drink and no no no no no no no that is it's the royals If you were sitting to the right of King Charles and You got your hot food first he would be offended if you waited. Yeah, that's true. Yes Yes, I don't know that's a fact

That's like something a couple of greedy guns would know That's a fact you've had. And it's like something that a couple of greedy guns would say. No. Oh, I'm ridden on the internet. Otherwise, your food could go cold while you wait. And then who's happy? No one's happy. That's true.

But if you get a cold salad, wait, you can wait. You can wait for someone else's food. If you see someone at a, you're at a cafe listening to this? Yeah. Brought and snapping his headphones. With a pen I used to vote yesterday. Give me a pencil to keep. listening to this? Yeah. Brought and snapping his headphones. With a pen I used to vote yesterday. Give me a pencil to keep. You already voted.

Good job. Who do you vote for? Vote it really. He doesn't have to say. I won't say what party, but the person was there and they were a Donna fan. Oh really? Yeah.

It made me think I shouldn't vote for them. But anyway, Zach has a fan-tuh. What was I saying? Smell people's drinks. It's allowed. Oh yeah, that's absolutely. If you were sitting next to King Charles. What was I saying? Smell people's drinks. It's allowed. Oh yeah, that's absolutely. If you were sitting next to King Charles. You can pick up someone's drink and smell it.

If you were sitting next to King Charles and a nondescript orange drink came out and you wanted to see what it was, you could pick it up. You could pick it up without asking. Smell it. I think it's rude to pick something up and put your nose in here.

It feels weird and invasive. Well, you're just... They're wrong. They just smut it. You just might be a fan-head wrong, they just might be... Yeah, that's a fan head. Zach has a fan... Zach has a fan that... I was gonna say something, it probably wasn't good. What are you doing?

Okay, so not fun. Zach just picked up Mark Bonanno's phone from the table and smelt it. Yeah, different. Is it? If you picked out my glass of water... Is it? Yeah, why are you putting your phone away? Because I don't want you to pick it up and smell it. Yeah, different. Is it if you picked out my glass of water? Yeah, why are you putting your phone away because I don't I don't want you to pick it up and smell it Mark has picked up

Zack's sunglasses And his smell I never would have done that I never would have done that but you've opened up the floodgates I never would have smelled your phone. No, didn't smell Don't say You know, I know and don't say do you know, I know, and don't say, do you think your phone smells? I don't wanna talk about it. How did his sunglasses smell?

Just kinda like his eyes and how. Oh. How did the phanta smell? It's a fungus. It's phanta. It's definitely, I have a question. I have a very legitimate question, something that I want to know. I'm curious.

Is that a whole can? When you came in, was the entire can put... Yeah. Alright. It didn't seem like it's a man. I felt like it was. So do you want to hear my side of the story? After this ad break, I don't think it's time yet, but we can go early if you want. Yeah.

No, let's keep panning. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's put another three minutes. Can you make that? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but don't stop us. We'll just abruptly and violently cut into exact story. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Wait, so I...

So, I saw that Broden had gotten a coffee and, or was he with the... We can go to an outbreak now if he'd like. What? Okay. And we're back. I was in a kitchenette, making a coffee. A kitchenette.

Why are we telling your perspective? Talk to me about the difference between a kitchenette and a kitchen, Broden Kelly. A kitchen through your house, a kitchenette's for a place that you're never kitchen. Are you telling me there's no kitchenettes in a house? There's a kitchenette in a house. Oh, I don't give a fuck, man.

I'm trying to, I'm, do you want to do 50? Do you want my answer? No, we got to do this 50 more times. No, you don't have to fill in it. You've got a chill in it. I'm not filling, I'm just trying to I'm you want to do 50 we're gonna do is 50 What I'm not feeling I'm just trying to keep do you really think that people want to hear the difference when a kitchen in the kitchen I want to hear what you think the difference is I think small kitchen small kitchen firstly. Yeah secondly Like small kitchen not a house at small in size, or because of appliances that they're having. It's smaller! That's both.

Yeah, so like a kitchenette doesn't. Kitchenette will have a toaster, a sandwich press, a microwave, it probably doesn't have an oven. What if it has a tiny oven and a stove top that has two burners on it? Then it could be a kitchenette. Mark, here's what I would say. You wouldn't define that as a kitchen,

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Right. Can I say one, one opinion on kitchenette? Earlier in the kitchenette conversation, there was a statement said that kitchenettes are in offices, kitchens are at home. Mark said, can there be a kitchenette at a home and I want to say, in my opinion, there can be a kitchenette in a very, very small home

or a very, very big home. A small home that doesn't have a kitchen might be a kitchenette in a very, very small home or a very, very big home. A small home that doesn't have a kitchen might have a kitchenette. A very, very big home that has a kitchen but has room for a kitchenette and still are in other areas. But a medium home, that's kitchen there. What about a tiny home? Tiny home kitchenette. Even if there's a tiny oven, even if there's a small... Because it's tiny. So I... Kitchenette. I would love the kitchen.

I would... I would... I would... I would... I would... I would... I would... I would...

I would... I would... I would... I would... I would... I would... I would... I would... I would... I would... I would... I would... separate elements. The Wingette, the fucking... You don't have to feel, you don't have to feel. I'm not feeling. I haven't even gotten to my side of the story.

I want to hear your side of the story. I also want to get a fact check on a definition of a kitchenette. Mark, there's probably multiple definitions. That's the crazy thing about language. We could all be right, man. A kitchenette? It's a word. Words happen. They come about. People saw a little kitchenette. I'm not arguing I'm just searching for the truth. There's no chance that's one definition. I just we're just exploring we're Investigating I like this new ability to make a man go and do stuff for us. It's we had never fucking We had that ability Tom tell this to fuck ourselves. We did.

We asked. A kitchenette is a small cooking area, which usually has a refrigerator and a microwave, but may have other appliances. In some hotel and motel rooms, small apartments, college dormitories, or office buildings, a kitchenette consists of a small refrigerator, a microwave oven, and sometimes a sink. Right, beautiful. Is that it? You're happy now? I'm so happy.

But Mark, I think, you know, maybe, I think a kitchenette is defined by its small fridge, its small sink, and its microwave. So, if you were to add a small stove and a small oven, arguably, it could still be a kitchenette. Well, no, I think that's what I've learned today is that the appliances that a kitchen has does not define whether it's a kitchenette or a kitchen.

Can I just say as well to the people listening now? I know how earlier I said don't spoil it. I want you to get on social media and tell people who haven't listened to Zach as a fan to. Why? Just a fucking... It's a test, it's a test of our true fans because the people that say, don't spoil it, don't spoil it.

I'm a real fan and I won't spoil it. Stop listening. Not a real fan, you only listen to 15 minutes. Yeah. Yeah. So tell your story, Zach. Yeah, what's your side of the story? So...

Zach's got a fan to. And if you can include the details around how I was just given a normal class of water in the middle. I told you we're three already. But yeah, Zach's got a phanta. Yeah, so we get water. Zach has a phanta. They give us waters here at listener.

And so we're recording this at the listener's studios down the hall, the hallowed halls of Triple M. Zach has a little triumphant. And he little triumphant just out the whole way. Talking about football and you know. Tell them who we record next to in the studio next door. Depends, but Haymission, Andy. Andy was there the other day Haymission, Andy. Well, the one that's usually permanently set.

But down the hall right now. Hewsy, hewsy Ed and Kate. But down the hall. Errin, Errin, Errin. But Errin. Erussie, Ed and Kate. But down the hall. Aaron. Hussie, but Aaron. Aaron. Aaron? Doesn't matter, doesn't matter. Doesn't matter.

Doesn't matter. Where's legit, I'm saying now, because down the hall, there's probably a moustache-yode man talking about football or men's mental health right now. But, oh, both. Oh, both. Moustache-yode. They love them, they love them.

Anyway, they love a moustache. Anyway, I want to hear your side of the story. So, or at least, andastasio. They love them, they love them. Anyway, they love a mustache. Anyway, I want to hear your side of the story. So we're at listener and they're legit, right? Zach has an entire can of fan to end the glass. Listener is the podcast arm of SCA. It's a custom matter. No, it does matter. And I'll tell you what it does matter.

I'll tell you, because they're the scrappy little brother of SCA, which does triple M and all the radio shows. Yeah. But we're sharing a building with them, okay? So since we've been coming here, we've been very loud, all loud because they have really not even a kitchenette, a little coffee machine, right? Two. So we've been drinking our coffees from the coffee machine.

Well, so far I only knew about one until maybe a week ago. So we've been drinking our coffee from the coffee machine. All of our, I feel like I can't. Wait, two coffee-lash-a-view-citchens. Two-kitchens. Both. Kitchen-net kitchen. I'm about to reveal the set-in-kitchen-net.

Let him tell the story. But they're both big kitchen-net, because they're in an office, right? But can I, Mark, I haven't revealed it yet. I'm unfolding it. So we're not talking about the second kitchen. No, I understand. I just also want to say that, thank God I went through through the kitchenette kitchen thing because in this situation,

in this situation that we just had, I was able to say, no, they're both kitchenettes. And that's based on facts and knowledge. A great, okay. So well, the first one doesn't, it has a sink, a coffee machine. It's in an office. It does. It's an office, it's a kitchenette.

I was called an officer. I was called an officer. I was called an officer. I would call it a thousand dollars. It's an office. It's an office. It's an office. It's an office. I would call it a coffee station Okay, there's no microwave. There's no little free. Okay. I could tell yeah Yeah, yeah, but could it be doesn't matter? Why because I want to hear Zach's side of the story. This is all part of it. It's the detail It is J.R. Tolkien spent seven pages writing about the way a tree looked before we got to the finished J-R Tolkien. No, I would never fucking, I would just fucking bore you shit.

I heard that when I will never read that book. I don't want to read that shit. Mark, what's your question, mate? I can't remember. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't.

I can't. I can't remember. I can't. I can't remember. I can't remember. I can't remember. Tell the story. So we've been drinking coffees, live and live, live and end up feeling like regular triple M hosts. Stop saying triple M. So I'm talking about triple M. They do do triple M though, though. Yes, yeah, all right. So then I'm gonna go and get in my coffees and then the other week we discovered a second,

well, a second area. Yeah. A kitchenette, a kitchenette so big that it's as big as a kitchen. Yeah. This is the biggest kitchenette I A kitchenette so big that it's as big as a kitchenette. Yeah. This is the biggest kitchenette I've ever seen. This is a kitchen-sized kitchenette.

Yeah. But I would say it is a kitchenette. No, it is a kitchenette. I mean, there's no oven. I am glad we had the conversation because it is a kitchenette. See? But it is bigger than my kitchenette home. Wow.

And this is closer to the triple end end of the whole. Triple M. End of the whole. So this is closer to the triple end end of the whole triple triple M end of the whole So this is the radio kitchen at we get our little coffee station there for us. Oh my goodness But for SCA you say triple end of the whole triple M end of the whole Yeah, but what you said was you went triple end of the whole. No, I said triple M end of the whole. Okay A great is a great tongue. I don't think you did well my intention was Trouble in Yeah, I understand why you would have

Tripped up there. Yeah, I'm I'm just trying to figure out whether that's what I actually heard I'm I think it's go back let us know let us know and if you get this far what is that? Don't mention Let us know let us know and if you get this far what it's I mentioned Fanta or just play it just just just play it now. I'll just just just play the bit where where Zachy Said triple end of the whole or triple M end of the whole yeah, do we have that capability because triple Am is down the whole so we might have that capability. I can't I can't well Not now not right now. I'm saying in the final version in the edited version. I can do that Okay, yeah, and I'll come in I I'll do a blank sort of, wow. Okay, ready?

Yeah. And this is closer to the triple end end of the haul. Wow, looks like they were right. Yeah, that's good. Mm. And hopefully you play a bit slow mo, Oscar. Okay, I'll do two options, right? Mm-hmm. Zach, you were wrong, I'll do two options, right?

Zach, you were wrong, but that's all good, man. You were trying to tell a fun story, and I appreciate it. Yeah. Mark, you're a dumb cunt. Yeah. Keep all of that in, though, Oscar. Just put- Okay. That's just, yeah, that's a choose your own.

You know, when you're written a choose your own, and you read both endings anyway. The best way to rip off the MF's reader thon. At the kid. So then I just... Not what I'm saying. No, not what I'm saying. It sounded like you said MF's reader thon.

I fucked up. I absolutely fucked up. I absolutely fucked up. Those motherfuckers love to read. Those motherfuckers... Those motherfuckers... The motherfucker reader thon. Those motherfuckers are reading so many books.

Motherfuckers read thon. This is the motherfuckers reading so many books motherfuckers read it on this is the motherfucker read it on read I read I read I read I read I read I read I read I read I read three animals and the end like chronicles in one fucking week motherfucker the mother fuckers read it on so then I discovered there's a big kitchen and in that kitchen is a kitchenette. The other day I saw a limo here. Yeah, anyway. Mervus was here the first day we came. Yeah, Mervus is at the front.

Look at Mervus if you don't know Mervus. He's still playing. Probably still plays cricket for fun in the backyard with his family. Maybe he has a jaded relationship with cricket because it's his good, it's his bad, it's his life. He has arthritis in his fingers. Does he? I don't know. I'm guessing he's old. I know he uses his hands. I don't know.

Yeah. So, bro, then we get to today. I'm sorry. Oh, we're late to play the triple-m sting. It's complicated. I will look into that one moment. So anyway, triple M. No, it's not about triple M. No, it's about. So I get the feta. So um, oscundated to do away. Hey, it's fanta. Oskundated to do away, right? So we had a few minutes and I was going to be

for he did his way. Um, he said, boys, before I do my way, you have time to go get a coffee. We're sitting around. Brodyn's gone. I realize he's gone to get a coffee. Can I check just one thing quickly? Oscar was when you went to do a wee was the toilet closed for cleaning and then were you unsure of where to go?

Correct. Yeah, they were closed for cleaning and I had one option which was to go into the disabled toilets. And you did? I did. And I believe when I went to go to the toilet, you were in there. Me? No, no, I still got the car. I care, I guess. But I just went into the toilets anyway

because it was an emergency. I apologized to the cleaner. I said, this is an emergency. What kind of emergency? I pissed my pants emergency. I care. is an emergency. What kind of emergency? I pissed my pants emergency. I care. Thank you, Jay. I told him for that dinner. Can't wait to hear what Tombon Biddle has to say about your need.

I just wanted to know if this was pretty or post the toilet being closed for cleaning. That's when it was. It's exactly when it was. So, actually, that does give a bit of color. The time. Oscar was taking his god damn color. Yeah, the timeline is important here, because I imagine the reason he was taking his time was he had a moral choice to make. He had a dilemma.

Do I use the disabled toilets? Or do I piss or shit my pants? And he made the decision not to piss and shit his pants. And that is to stand in the way of a disabled person. Yes. On the off chance that. On the off chance that. On the off chance that... Yeah, yeah.

Anyway, I don't need to go in there. So then I said, well, heck, I'm gonna go see what's in those little fridges at your big kitchen there, in the big kitchen there. So much to say is I said, I think I'm gonna go get a fizzy. I didn't feel like a coffee, I've had a lot of coffee. So I said, I'm gonna go get a fizzy. My way out the door, Mark sort of leisurely said,

well, while you're going, perhaps you could get me a fizzy as well. And I said, sure. And I did, to be fair, I did say, not still a fizzy water. I didn't wanna sweet, I didn't wanna sweet fizzy. No, you don't like them. No, I don't like, I don't like sweet fizzy at all.

Apart from Dr. Peppa, you just said at all, and I think you're a liar. No, that is true. I am a fucking liar. You're full of shit. I am full of shit. And you can, you can, I've been on planes with you, and they have Dr. Peppa, and you're like, oh, yes, please. When, on a plane.

Yeah, America, they have to. Oh, we're on American Airlines for SFO to LAAC. Your memory is fucked. San Francisco. Yeah, fucked. And they come through Dr. Peppa, or Coca-Cola, and you're like, oh, yum, yes, please, Dr. Pepper.

I don't think I think that's it. Hey, honey, do you want to Dr. Pepper? Yeah. And you went, oh, yum, yes, please. Here we are at the aeroplane to Los Angeles, would you like a Dr. Pepper? I love the Dr. Pepper. I also love like a San Peligrino.

Yeah, you love to be challenged. Yeah, I do love to be challenged. I love a lemonata or an arachiatal rossa. Oh, I love that. But they're a little low. They're a little low. I call them fancy fenta. Yeah, and when they're less sweet.

And I'm not talking about it. Dr. Weber is very sweet, but I love that medicinal sort of fucking sweet pito flavor, whatever the fuck that is. So just a bit of bitterness doesn't hurt. In Italy, their fenters have more of orange fader. They sweet, more orangey, more bitter, I think because of the prevalence of Aranciotarossa. Well that's blad orange. Anyway, Aranciotarossa. Anyway, we're getting close to why you have a fanta.

So, as I'm leaving Mark As for a fizzy water, I say no worries buddy. He then goes off and tries to worry about pissing his pants, what not. And I go to the big kitchenette, you're there, you finish pouring your coffee you leave. It's in the process I think. Kremmer. Me and Oscar are there. Oscar came to show me the kitchenette. Wait, wait, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa. Oscar and I, I think he's... Yeah, fuck, Oscar and I.

Wait a sec. You were there? Yeah, that's what I have and I. Wait a sec. You were there? Yeah, that's what I have shit to say. I, but he's gonna probably... I have no idea, I had no idea that you were there. But what was Oscar there? As I was leaving... Mmm.

Oh, I'm the mystery dude, there's more bubbling. So as I was leaving, Oscar comes back and I'm like, well, I'm already going. Hold on, that shit. Brodon's not back yet, I'm already going to go to that ship. Brodon's not back yet. I'm already leaving and I mentioned Oscar I'm going with the big kitchenette. The kitchenette's so big it's as big as a kitchen.

Yeah, Oscar at this moment doesn't realize that I've already seen the big kitchenette. He thinks I've heard word. I've heard whispers maybe Andy Lee of Hey Mission Andy has mentioned it to me. And he goes, well, I'll show you where it is. And I didn't have the social skills to say, no, no Oscar, I know where it is, it's fine.

So I pretended I didn't know where it was. Well, Oscar walked me through the office and it showed me the kitchenette. And this is a man who potentially had to go to the toilet. Well, no, he was there. I had to go to the toilet. No, he was there. I had to go to the toilet. I was told he was a toilet. Perhaps you were back as well.

I... Well, there was an inconsistency in your story. Um, uh, I didn't actually leave here. So, I don't believe it was Oscar. So you pissed your pants? No, I don't believe it was... This was a nightmare in the day. My... This all...

My... Almost pissed my pants. Happened before all of this. Okay. So, this is great clarity. I was a little confused. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, this is the, don't be fooled by what you see. This giant island bench, this huge, this is a kitchenette. And I said, oh, perhaps I'll prepare a roast. He says, Zach and I, I'm coloring in a little bit. This isn't in color. Because I was gonna say what a crazy coincidence that you would Oscar had a kitchenette kitchen

in color and in composition. Is that okay for a little bit of color? I'm acknowledging this part of the truth. No, I think it's important with retellings. Yeah, yeah. And he goes, I go, well, perhaps I'll prepare a roast beef dinner for all of the triple-in crew.

Stop talking. Let's talk about triple-in. What? Because they're down the hall. That's what, oh, yeah. And I say that, perhaps I'll prepare a roast beef. He says, well, Zach, as much as this room is as big as a kitchen,

you'll find no large oven in here. The room is bigger than a kitchen. That the kitchen is as big as a kitchen. You'll find no large oven in here. The room is bigger than a kitchen. The kitchen is as big as a kitchen. I don't recall that part of the conversation. It's entirely the same color. It's coloring. Think of this as the bit where Tom Hanks is walking around in Elvis,

like being like, don't worry, we'll get a little Christmas show yet. You know, that being... What? Why? Oh, it's because as you've never had... As you reckon. Elvis like sneaky sneaky did a badass. Yeah, in Elvis, there's a, there's a, there's a 45 minute sequence in the movie where Tonya Hanks character is like, I'm going to do a little Christmas special.

And there's never a disagreement. He just keeps thinking there's going to be a Christmas special. Well, Elvis sneakily does little Christmas special. And there's never a disagreement. He just keeps thinking there's gonna be a Christmas special. Well, Elvis sneakily does a cool special. He's got the hat. He's got the hat. He's like, what the hat? We're ready to go with the Christmas special. And Tom Higgs from the mermaid, Bulby.

Yeah. And so I'm, think of that as this, I'm trying to convey the emotion. I'm the other one. I've seen the movie and I'm lost in the in the in the simile Austin Butler Austin Butler transformative huh? Is that who played up? Yes, yes transformative So no, no, no, no, I think you're thinking of Shaila buff. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, Shaila buff is in the

Transmitted movies anyway, Bumblebee movies. Anyway. I love it. So, I mean, that's got a fanta. I'm loud. I'm like, this kitchenette. Well, not yet. This kitchenette is amazing.

What I mean now, but not in the... How's that got a fanta? And Matt Ginn... Zach begins to have a fanta. The moment when the fellowship walks into the minds of Moria and realizes, wow, this is so big. That was my feeling walking into this kitchenette.

I've never seen a kitchenette so big. But you have seen it previously. That's the first time you've ever seen that kitchenette. I've been in there with me making a coffee. I think the coloring in is complicating it. Scratch all of that. I come into the kitchenette, I get a fan-ta from the fridge. Oscar hands me a fan-ta to he hands me a second fan.

Wait, so you get what? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You get a fan to from the fridge and then Oscar sees this. No, no, no. And hands you a second fan to. He gets down into the because it's a small fridge, kitchen at he gets down. He gets out the fan to form me.

He hands it to me. I'm like, thank you so much. I could have done that myself. That's very kind of you. He then hands me a second fan to form me, he hands it to me. I'm like, thank you so much. I could have done it myself. That's very kind of you. He then hands me a second fan time. I think because he didn't understand that you wanted a fizzy water, not a fizzy drink. Potentially that fan was for me.

So I'm holding two fan tours. I'm a little bit stressed about that. I'm like, do I drink both? What do I do? And then I said, you know what? Oscar popped that back in the fridge. He takes it, he puts it in. I was there for this.

I've got one fan to. You saw this, you can convince. So you can convince him. He's making himself sound more like cool. Yeah, yeah. But I would do that too. Yeah. And I'd like to get confirmation from Oscar,

Oscar, who was that second fan-ta-four? I didn't quite hear what it was happening, but I just thought I'd get a second fan-ta because I just presumed that it would be for you, Mark. Well, thank you very much. Had you brought it to me, I would have sent it away. Just so you know. That's right.

So then, Oscar, I say Mark wants a fizzy water, he says, sure. I said, is that the tap-pore? He says, yep, Oscar pours it. But I can say, unequivocally, I saw his finger on the on the bubble button. That's poured what he, for all, intense and purposes believed was a fizzy water. He put that into a glass, he gave me a second glass, he offered for me to pour my fans into a glass. I thought that's interesting. And then Oscar explained to me, you know, you're not a little boy anymore.

This is, you know, we do triple M here. Stop talking about triple M. You know, you gotta pour that fizzy drink into a glass. He didn't say this, but I got, I understood the implication. Because what if we get a Pepsi sponsorship? Yes. And then with the filming... The filming and...

Here we are talking... This podcast is brought to you by SunKist. And this one... But if Pepsi come and say we want a sponsor, we'll just say SunKist is better than Fanta. I'm willing to nix this episode for Pepsi sponsorship. Do you think Orange SunKist is better than Orange Fanta or the Pan- Never! I think Fanta...

I think in the Orange world, phanta fucks sunkis. Right. Because I recently had, I recently made a trip to Belarus and I went to the last, or we can eat pizza hut in Victoria. It would have had sunkis. No, I had phanta.

Um, pizza hut now have coke products. Mm-hmm. Mm. And, uh, wow. Now it's, it's, it's, it's, it's very well known that I don't really like fizzy drink. Right. There are some exceptions. Right, yeah.

I like that timer on the plane with the timer. Like the timer. We've spoken about this deal. Are they drinking? Oh, yes, please, please, please. I'm not showing up. I'm not showing up. I'm not showing up. I'm not showing up. I'm not showing up. I'm not showing please. I'm not going to knock the back of my mind. You've spoken about this many, many times.

Oh, I'm going to hit a little bit of turbulence over the, oh, we're going to hit a bit of turbulence over San Diego. Now, I know that doesn't work in the map of, you know, San Francisco, but I just, you know, it's color. Yeah, it's color, it's color, it's fun. Uh, I went to this pizza hut. It was, it was awful. Until the fresh pies came out.

So we got there at about 12.30, they opened at 11. All the food that was there, the pizza, even though under a hot lamp, still cold. And so we're having a bad time until the fresh pies came out and then we're having a wonderful time, right? At a great time. The chips were great, very, very salty.

Oh, like very salty chips. But they had a phanta raspberry, post mix from the machine. And I was like, bad. No. Very good. Wow.

Very, very good. So much so that I started to question my long-held belief about, sweeties. Do I like, the fizzy or not? It was, there's a lot of evidence pointing to yes you do. I started to question my long-held belief about Sweeties. Do I like? Yeah. Physi or not?

That's a lot of evidence pointing to yes you do. Maybe, maybe. But this, maybe it's post, post mixes different. It's a little more watered down. It's not as sweet. That just tells me you want more ice in your drink. No, but then ice in the ice, but then it's got a mountain, I don't know.

I don't know. All I'm saying is I had a great time. Yeah I can say what the fuck was that? I was just and yes, yep Maybe people are interested in the pizza thing don't you know what? Don't worry about it. He's switching off I can tell you the different phanta flavors if you'd like. Yes. No, it doesn't matter This doesn't matter. It's got a fan-ter. I, all I, with the point I was trying to illustrate

is that it is my belief, and if we get a Pepsi sponsorship, I'm very happy to go back on all of this and say I was wrong, but I think fan-ter as a brand is, is more interesting and more eclectic and has more variety than sun-kissed. There's a fan-tered peach. That's, see, that's fucking sick. You, can I say Mark, I think that maybe you don't like fizzy.

Is there a grapefruit? Maybe you don't like fizzy. I think there is. There is a fan to grape. A fan to pin a collada. A fan to dragon fruit zero sugar. Oh my goodness. A fan to strawberry and a fan to pineapple.

But I know there are a lot of interesting sunkists as well, especially in the USA, but it doesn't matter. Brodin' doesn't want me to talk about this anymore. He's been very clear about that. Oh, you're talking about all the talking one. The grief of his yeps. So I am happy I'm gonna be able to say yep. Yep.

Zach. I don't wanna get between you. No, you're talking about your fucking drink. We're just joking. Yeah, we're joking. Zach, tell us about how you got the phantom. So I had the hand, fan through my hand. I had the glass in my hand.

I poured the phantom into the glass, man. Worryed, this glass would not fill. Would not take a whole, and I tell you what, it, there was so much room. Well, I a whole, and I'll tell you what, there was so much room. Well, I mean, yes, funny that you say that, even when it was full, I was like, one of the reasons I questioned,

is that Fanta or not, is because I was like, that can't possibly be a whole can. I think we call this episode Zach has Fanta. Yeah, all right. I don't really mind the name. That ruins the spoiler thing we did at the start. Does it though? Can we call this episode Zach has Fanta? Uh... Yeah. Oh, alright. I don't know what I'm saying, I don't know. That ruins the spoiler thing we did at the start.

Does it though? Yeah. Ah, well, that'd be good. Maybe Zach has a nondescript glass of orange. Zach has Fiji? Zach has Fiji? What Fiji does Zach have? What Fiji does?

In brackets Fanta. Or we were gonna do an underwater podcast but Zach came in with a glass of fizzy. Yep, yep, yep. Holy fuck. What's wrong? I'll tell you something. Yeah, yeah, go for it, bro. Okay, this sounds huge.

Remember at the start of the episode? Yeah, man. What did I say? I don't remember. You said three. I did a three. The German three, yeah. The German, and then I said to you guys. Oh, we know about the three. I did a three. The German three. Yeah. The German and then I said,

he does. I don't want to talk. It's a dark history. No, let us go do it. I said the dark history of fantasy. It's a German. Yeah. I didn't know that.

It's a Nazi drink. Oh, yeah. Fanta is an American owned German brand of fruit flavoured carbonated soft drinks created by Coca-Cola Deutschland under the leadership of a German businessman, Max Keith. Fanta originated in Germany as Coca-Cola alternative in 1940 due to the American trade and barcode Nazi Germany, which affected the availability of Coca-Cola ingredients.

To circumvent this, to circumvent this second, this Max. That doesn't like the head of Coca-Cola. That's visually up there. Push the busch there. Desired to create a new product for the German market using only ingredients available in Germany at the time, including sugar beet, way, and apple, pomegranate. Pomegranate.

The leftovers of leftovers as Keith later recalled the name of the result was the result of the brainstorming session which started with Keith. Keith, exhorting his team use their imagination. The further this goes on the more upset saxophone fantasy in German to which one of his salesman Joe Nip retorted Fanta. Fanta. And that's why it was named Fanta. Does it show for fantasy?

And this is like a fun little thing about a fun little dream. And now I don't want to talk about it at all. Why? No, it doesn't make you a little naughty. It doesn't make you a sympathizer. No, I don't want to drink it now. It is, I didn't want to say, but it is about reason. It is about reason I don't drink Fanta.

I never have it, never will. Come on. It's because I know this. I know, I think it drink Fanta, I never have it, never will. Come on. It's because I know this, and I think it's... This is there. But that's just me, and I don't care. I think it's possible, it doesn't matter. But with a beautiful resolution, because Zach has a Fanta. No, I don't.

If you do, it's not sunk. No, there's multiple sources of that. I reckon another is $50,000. I don't drink Nazi drinks. I didn't say you did. I'm drinking a sunk his show me an example of where I've said ever said that This is a sunk is great. Zack's in denial Just a little less into anyone who's on this podcast if you ever want to come in with a fucking weird drink I'm gonna boss pants in our live show

He did that that's it. That wasn't my choice. No, you did. You got a different pair of pants and you were like, I want a better pair of pants and you knew it was, you were not going to boss. I didn't, I didn't. But you knew it was you go boss. Only after they'd been purchased for me. But they could have been returned.

We've learned a lot today. Yeah. Zach had a fanter for one. I had a sun kiss. For one. Well, Zach got a drink. It's what we got. Yeah, I got an orange fizzy drink.

I got an orange fizzy drink. I might have one. American owned now, so. Where it came from doesn't matter. Is that origin? It's a sunkis. Well, then it is a fan, I was trying to, I was trying to get on your side there.

I just want to move on, and I want to say I'm drinking a sunkis. Can we just go with that? Just so you know, as a listener, if we ever, if I know we might have fun characters, I know everyone likes our fun characters and in provenate, provenational comedy. If someone comes in with a silly drink, we're going to talk about it for 30 minutes. So if you, if you ever switch on and we're not talking about that, or we can't we can't fit in. You can just delete it. Well, you can be confident in the fact

that we are drinking sensible drinks. Yeah, know that someone hasn't come in with a silly drink that. Yeah, even like silly boy came in, we would still, if we're talking to silly boy, no one came in with a peanut collada fanta, no one came in with a sprite, which is fucking silly. Sprite, yeah. I mean,

a sprite. Let's not even get started on the new sprite. I would really prefer not to. Oh, yeah. No, we're not going to. Maybe we can talk about that. That's a little, that's just a little. We'll Sam one time. Yeah. We'll get Sam on to talk about that. That would be funny. That would be Sam's an asshole. It's all you need to know. And he's German. We're going to stop with this German Nazi thing. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. It's too bad. I never said Nazi. The current political climate. Sam, we'll have Sam on.

Yeah, we'll have Sam. See you next week for the podcast. That will be online. Yeah. Let's have to check that. You've been listening to the Antidona podcast. Thanks for joining us for another rip-amp episode brought to you by Antty Donna Club.com.

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