Aunty Donna Podcast - Welcome To McDonalds

Episode Date: November 11, 2025

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All new live show, DREM, touring the globe, get tickets at Auntie Donna.com. A listener production. Hey folks, welcome to the Auntie Donna podcast. This week, we, as Zach has brought in that we addressed the McDonald's thing from a couple of weeks ago. Just, and I know this intro is bad. But I've given up on making this accessible to people. You're either on board or you fuck off. Is that clear?

Yeah. And give us money on our Patreon. Yeah. Hit it. You're listening to the honey-dollar podcast. The greatest fucking podcast in the world. Burned like a attack and sometimes and guess, we hope you enjoy the motherfucking podcast. Hello, everybody.

Just something up the top. Before we get to our wacky characters, wacky jokes, wacky improv, just wanted to do a little note because I know sometimes you get a little bit upset when we don't do this. Last week,

we promised that we would be doing characters and a specific situation. So if you listened last week, great response, really positive response to that episode. There was a bit truck and a paradoxical bit in the back of the bit truck and songs.

Songs and lots of fun stuff. And as you know, that episode ended with three characters, Broden, Mark, and the bit buyer, a southern gentleman, and they were going off to order some food from McDonald's. And what we did at the end of that episode, as we sometimes do when we're feeling afloat, is we promised that when we came back this week. Yeah, let's do it.

Come on. That'll be a sick idea. This has legs. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We spoke of the legs. Yeah, so what we did is we did promise you. So a few of you listening, most of you listening, are probably expecting this episode to be part two of that,

specifically Broden, Mark, and the character of the bit buyer going into McDonald's and buying some McDonald's doing an order. now as you can probably tell from the fact that I'm not playing the bit by right now we did have a discussion before we recorded this week's episode and we realized that that bit didn't have legs we were not feeling it there was not a half an hour worth of comedy in that bit the bit of ordering from McDonald's what we've decided instead is to see if this bit has half an hour of legs of yeah the bit being for the for the For the layman, layperson, what is this bit, Zach?

This bit, yeah, that I'm doing right now is an apology at the top of an episode for not doing another bit. Now, I didn't fully have it formed, but as it's forming in my mind as I'm speaking, the nature of the bit is we're apologising for not doing a promised bit. bit of the McDonald's bit. We're apologising for not doing that bit, and the reason we're giving is because we didn't think that bit had legs. So instead we're doing a different bit, an apology bit. But the joke here is, in reality, this bit has less legs than the McDonald's bit. Potentially.

Potentially. But we're going to find that out by going down this path together because promises get broken all the time. For the layman mark. What is a bit? Well, I guess a bit for the lame, for the lame man, a bit is when you get, you know, you got a joke, you got your friends. Another word for joke, yeah? That's like a bit.

No, bit's different to a joke. A joke is like, bap, bap, bop, bop, yeah, punchline. Bit, bit, bit can go what I've discovered in my life. It's a bit can go for 45 minutes. unnecessarily. We did a bit for about a year with Tom Armstrong last year, on and off. What bit? The Brightness song for the show bit.

When have we not been doing a bit? On this show? This is a show of bits. That's what this show is. It's a show of bits. We're getting down into the show of bits. We're really further laymen at home. What we're sort of doing is we're really breaking things.

We're breaking our comedy down to the Adams. Bits. You know what I'm saying? Well, yeah, essentially, it's made up the bits. But much like... No, I don't know what you mean by the other. You know, if you just... An Adam is made up of...

An Adam is made up of... Electrons, electrons. He's thinking of the man, Adam. Not Adam. Not the God's first man. Or does any man, I... And not Adam's Apple. Yeah.

I went to high school with a guy named Adam. I have a cousin of him. No, like the atom. Oh, I shrink down to the size of an Adam. He's DC's Ant-Man. Yes, he's, yeah, he's D.C.'s answer. Adam, and? Although, uh, no, he's from the Greens.

That's Adam. That's Adam Bant. Yeah. Well, then who's Adam Ant? Don't do jokes on this podcast that goes out there. to the world about federal member for Melbourne

Adam Bands. Hey, that's all right. Most of our listeners are Australian. 40% of our audience is ruffling. Do you know what ruffling means? No. Rolling on floor laughing.

Rolling on floor laughing. I feel so confident in my Adam Ant, Adam Bant bit that I am of the belief that 40% of listeners are right now either on the floor or on the earth if they're outside.

rolling and the thing that propelled them down and over is the laughter at this hilarious mix-up of Adam Ant-Adam band. But we're getting away

from the point. The point is we are sorry or the point of the bit is that we're sorry that we didn't do the promised bit. Now that bit is a bit.

This is a bit. A bit what? No, not a bit. It's a bit. Well, silly, I guess. It is a bit silly. But the bit is, uh, oh, look, I'm lost and I need something to get me out of this. Here's the bit.

Thank you. Last week, we promised a bit. A fair amount. And, and to the lame amount. Hang on. For, promised a fair amount? No, a bit. We promised a bit.

We explained what a bit is. We promised a bit. We explained a bit. A bit. Is a comedy bit? A bit is a thing that you do. A bit is a thing. It's a little bit comedy.

It's a thing that you do. A little bit comedy. It's a long joke. It's a bit. I don't really know how to say it other than saying it's a bit. It's a bit, man. It's a bit, bro. It's kind of like at this point, by this point, if you listen to the truck podcast where we explained how bits get transferred across.

country, you're still confused about a bit, at this point? At this point? It's not on me to explain it to you. We did a whole episode about past week. Not to the layman. Now, to the layman, what is a layman? A layman. Is it someone that is horizontal? No. No, it's not. Layman. That's not a layman. I think it, I think it comes from... Is this bit? This bit? Yeah. I think it's all part of the bit. The bit being... that we are not doing the promised bit

and we're apologising for not doing that bit which is a bit. Because I saw you all on Reddit going, oh, I can't wait to see their McDonald's orders. And there was probably a couple of nerds on there. We recorded this before the last week's episode came out so I don't know what you fucking said. They might hated it.

Yeah, there was like, oh, I actually think, um... Sack. Sack. And then there would have been some that were like, actually I think that they're going to not order I think it would be funny if they don't order McDonald's but they rather order

leave it to the experts yeah Zach you are unhinged more than usual what do you mean what's wrong with me this sort of lampooning of our of our dear listener with this bit

bit yeah yeah I understand I'm being a little antagonistic towards the listener. Is that a bit? No. I fucking hate our fans.

No. No, Zach. Zach, there's no, don't they pay for your bread and butter? Tell me one time a fan has paid for your bread and butter. On that cafe once. Really? Yeah, yeah. And I ordered a plate of bread and butter.

Really? No, truly. I'm not... I'm not fucking doing a bit. I've had fans... I should be able to come on here and not do a bit. No, you shouldn't.

And talk about my bread and butter. Me and Broden have both started side podcasts so we can do bits. Not do bits. He started, yeah. We have our place for not bits. Your whole podcast is a bit.

Bit? No. I think it is a bit, Zach. The bit, there's one bit. The Thursdays are a bit. Brodens is serious. Brodens is emotional. He cries on it.

Like a wuss. Every week. Every week. I don't do my podcast. Why my boys get up? That's true. That's what we think of you, Brod. That did my podcast, Mark.

Broden, that was a bit. That did my podcast, Mark. The Tuesday one, not the one about John Legalsama. Oh, I suck and I fuck, and I get wet. Yeah, that's pretty fair. I don't know. Is that a bit? Is that a bit?

Yes, these are bits. This is what I'm saying. You've never cried once on your podcast. I did. Oh, did you? Oh, did you? Oh, did you? It's off-putting.

It's not okay for men to cry. And that's not, we're not being like, that's not reverse sexism. It's just a sign of weakness. It's gross. That's not. And we standing up, boys. Come on. Oh, sorry.

I meant to tell you, I'm thinking of rebranding as an Andrew Tate type. Oh, nice. I'm thinking of rebranding as an Andrew Tater tot type. I'm thinking of rebranding. So you put me in the oven from the freezer. I'm all crispy. I'm a small little thing and mushed up potato. Sorry.

And I'm just sexist as hell. Andrew Tate. I'm thinking of rebranding as Ben 10's friend, Andrew 8. I'm thinking of rebranding as 8. The musical based on 7 and a half. Oh, nice. Yeah, starring Nicole Kimmer and Fergie. I'm thinking of rebranding is 6.

The serial killer that's all right with a bit of gluttony. Is that the 7? Deadly Sins guy? Oh yeah. Yeah. You can eat as much as you want. I'm not going to come for you. I don't care.

Enjoy life. Who does not be enjoyed? You lazy fuck, I'm going to cut you up. What are the seven sins? Deadly. Deadly. Seven. Sins.

That's three of them. What are the seven deadly sims? Oh, seven deadly Sims. That's a great question. Death is one of them. Yeah. That nice lady, he goes, oh. A pool with no ladder, entry ladder.

That's a seven deadly sim. Yeah. Can we get back to the question? We only got two deadly sims. Oh, I'm so sorry. Dude, it's cool. It's not on you. I'm so sorry.

What I thought I saw was someone that didn't have five more seven deadly sims, and I thought I was saving you. But if you were ready to swim, and I mistook that for a potential drought and I say rather than saved you I pulled you out of the pool No, you did the right thing You did the right thing

This is it bro, this is every episode Whatever you're away sick Now let's guys All right I'm not ready to abandon this podcast I never said I was going to ban the podcast I'm just saying I'm feeling the morale

going down Broden's pointing a gun at me For those just listening at home, Broden is pointing a Nerf gun at me. Now, it's not obviously that wouldn't kill me or hurt me, but for the majority of this podcast, Broden has been pointing a gun, a weapon at me. Now, whether that's because...

Well, maybe I'm imagining I'm in America. Oh, yeah, they have issues over there. With guns, not here. Don't check it out. Just for those listening at home. Zach is wearing potentially the craziest sunglasses I've ever seen Describe them for the listener

Yellow plastic, big blue lenses I The eye The rims The rims The shape of a classic Children's Star

And he's eating the bottom of one of these sort of It just doesn't fit right It just doesn't fit right Because they're made, they're so large, I would argue, that they're novelty signs. Now, would you say, would you say this is worth someone who's maybe just recently lost their job? Yes. There's a cost of a living crisis. They don't have a lot of money.

Yes. They really don't know. Maybe they have kids. And they do not have a lot of money to spare. Mark, in your honest opinion, would you say that this visual game of me wearing these goofy sunglasses is worth? worth them spending a little bit of their hearted cash on signing up for the Patreon to see the visual component.

I think you put it in a reel for free in this because times are tough. I'm not prepared to do that. I'm a ruthless businessman. You are a capitalist. What I want to know is, do you think this visual gag is good enough to maybe skip a meal?

No. In this cost of living crisis. No, no. Well, why don't we go to an ad? Why don't we go to an ad? And then I will talk about having the two cruelest, most duplicitous co-hosts imaginable. But, but it's going to be done with energy and verve and excitement because we're getting this, this, this, this podrake back.

Portrake. Oh, fuck you, all right? I'm trying. We're going to do a commercial. Zach's going to come. He's going to insult us. Don't point that weapon at me. It's still technically a weapon

It is a weapon Even though it's a Nerf gun There are projectiles If you did that in a bank Yes no one would be threatened But they would call the police on you If you went give me the fucking cash You're going to the ad break mark

Yes we're getting to it Okay He's going to talk about how we But I'm trying to delay it Because I knew it know as soon as the ad break plays You're coming after us It gets real It's going to get real

It's going to get real And our vows is going to put it on a delicate place But I'm going to come for you And trust me, you know, when you watch the clip of this, where we beep out what I say to these boys, so you have to listen. Say we'll be right back. We'll be right back.

To the pod track. We'll be right back to get this pod track back on cast. And we're back. Welcome back. Zach has something to say about us being duplicitous. Hi, welcome back to the only done a podcast. I've got two boys right now pointing Nerf guns at each other. They think that the biggest threat

is the other person with the Nerf gun. The biggest threat is me because I promise to both of you at some point in the next seven days I'm going to sneak into your houses and I'm going to slit your throat. Good luck, you don't know where I live. You don't know my new address, Sack.

I'll figure it out. I'll ask Sam, who knows for financial things. I'll message Sam right now and tell them that to tell you. Mark, there are documents without details on them. We're board directors of our own company. Do you not want to know why I'm going to come into your house in the middle of the night, slit your throat so quiet that it doesn't even wake your partner?

Tell me why. The reason I'm going to do it is because I made a really good offer. I made the offer of putting on some silly sunglasses. They look like big stars. I thought it was hilarious. And you agreed. This is a stretch. You agreed.

Did you not agree? You said, that is funny. You would take my life and his life purely refused. We addressed the glasses. But what do you think I'm killing you for? It described them for the poor people that can't. that, you know, are considering skipping to the people considering

skipping lunch. No expectations. For the podcast. We put so much of our content out for free because we know it's tough right now. We described it. We described it to them. In what way, Zach, tell me, did I not address your bit?

Did we not indulge ourselves? Indulge ourselves in the bit. Tell me how we upset you in this. in this way and I will because I don't want you to slip my throat in front of my partner They won't wake

Oh they are a light sleeper And I'll tell you something else No is how quiet I'll be I'll sneak right in And I'll kill you both I have a reactive staffy He will sense you in the area I have

Can I tell you something Yeah I would rest Oh Mark shot me in the heart Sorry Mark shot me in the heart I didn't mean to do that I did not mean to do that.

I'm glad you did that because I was about to threaten to kill Brodard's dog. I'm not going to do that. And that would hurt me. Well, yeah, because I'll tell you this much right now. Are you aware of the way cat's sleep? Whatever. Are you aware of it? You've upset me.

You've both upset me. They sleep lightly. In case a predator's coming. In case a predator is. Very good, Broder. Can I say something right now? you have both upset me. You have upset me because I asked a simple question

about whether these glasses were a funny enough visual gag to be worth someone who is struggling financially to skip a meal to see it. And you both insulted my visual gag by saying, no, it wasn't. And when I try to express to you, the fact that you've upset me. Oh, I didn't realize.

When I try to express to you, and sure, maybe I didn't need to express it by saying I was going to slit your throats in the middle of the night so quiet your partner is sleeping beside you wouldn't notice. My cat sleeps on my head. I tried to express that to you and rather than listen to what I was trying to say, you focus on the little details

about the fact that I was going to murder you. And I think that's inappropriate and I think that you both owe me an apology. Wow, I've told it to me straight. I... You told you straight. Sometimes. Sometimes.

Sometimes, sometimes, sometimes, sometimes, sometimes, sometimes, you need to be it, sometimes, sometimes, sometimes. You fucking shot me in the heart. Well, you deserve it for being a cunt mouth. Sometimes you need to hear the perspective of the other side of things because we're so wrapped up in our gadgets and gizmos. On our phones I don't think we've ever... There's computers in cars now. Can I just say, I don't think we've ever all been as...

Usually at least one of us isn't fucked. The fact that we're all fucked right now is very worrying. But really, really, really, in the modern world where there's a TV on your fucking toaster and that's not a joke. You can actually watch television on your toaster. Where? On your television.

There's pornography. There's deep fake pornography on fringes. There's deep fake pornography on your fridge now. Do you know about deep fake pornography, Broden? Oh, yeah. No. Bad. Oh, yeah.

Oh, no. Yeah. It's not, and you can... And it is bad. I've not watched any deep fake pornography. Don't watch it. I haven't and I won't. I watch one Broden deep fake pornography.

Well, they did. I made it. What I have to do is I have to feed all my photos of Broden into it. It's good, Broden. It's worth watching. I've seen it. I've seen it. I just sat around the office for a joke, man.

Review, review, review. It fully just looks like you are having a full, like a threesome with two other Brodans. And it's one of the hottest things I've ever seen in my life. See, I would never do your disservice. If I'm going to do the horrible crime of a deep fake on you, I want you to know I would do it with utmost respect. It is shot beautifully. Zach directed it.

I directed it. It is gorgeous. It is beautiful. Well, Osley, at least there's that. Also, you said it was okay

and you were a part of the creative process. That is true. E.P. Broden. Now. What's it called? Broden threesome.

Oh, okay. Broden from Auntie Donna threesome. In brackets, deep fake, not okay. Okay. Yeah, so other people know. You were, you had something interesting to say.

No, that's the thing, Broden. I didn't. I'm going to do like a breakfast rate. Now, Mark, you. Recently, last week, went on an adventure. Oh, yeah.

No, no, I didn't actually. Yeah, Broden, this is the new beer. Me and Mark are on Breakfast Radio. You're the host, and we're here to promote everything. We're here to promote Drem, the world tour. Okay, and that was Sabrina Carpenter's... Grab the sight line. You want to grab it?

What? You were going to grab that thing, grab it? No, I'm... Broden. Keep this podcast. I was just looking at this KFC lid that says it's finger-licking good. I have to put that down. Broden just waved that away as if I was doing something wrong.

Well, it's out of contract now. That was given that to them for free. Not that side of it. Okay, great. All right, welcome back to Sabrina Carpenter. Okay, now, Zach, before the break, you were telling us he went to the movies on the weekend? No. No, he didn't.

No. I didn't go to the movies. Okay, and Mark, now you've got back recently from your honeymoon. What was that like? Didn't go on a honeymoon. That's the end of that bit. Yeah, yeah, but keep going on. You don't like this?

All right, now, Zach, you... I want you to imagine you really are a commercial radio. And be there, be real. Oh, my mistake. I thought you must have, because you told me before the ad that you Did. No. You got to keep it out.

You can't let, if there's dead air, you are going to lose your job, all right? You are coming third in the ratings, so you're already on a knife's edge. If you don't fucking keep the energy up with the two most difficult guests, you're going to get fired, Broden. Broden, this isn't a bit, this is a game. And this isn't just a game. This is the... A bit. A bit.

Brodyn, here's a scenario. We're Mark and Zach from Auntie Donner. We're here to promote the Drem Tour, but we're best friends with Kyle and Jackie O. Now, you know this, and we've been promised two segments. We've been promised a seven-minute segment between songs. Yes, yes, yes.

You've just wrapped up Sabrina Carbiter. Seven minutes. And what you have to do, now we might not do the whole thing, but what you have to do is make sure that seven minutes is good radio. But it is an interview with us. You're ready to do this? Your job is on the one. You got this, brother.

And we'll help you out more. I think we can split the diff. We won't. All right. Okay. That was Sabrina Carpenter Espresso. Now, we've got the Auntie Donner boys in here. How you going, boys?

Fine. It's just two of us, though. Hell yeah. Is there more of you than two? Yes. Oh, cool. And who's that third member of Auntie Donna? That's cool.

There's cool. There's all these different trios out. there in the world, different trios in comedy. Even Monty Python was five, you know. You got your tripods, you got your Doug Anthony All-Stars, your Axis of Awesome. What do you guys love about being... What do you guys... You got a little cough there, Mark?

No. What are you guys up to, Aunty Donner? What's that, sorry? What is Honey Donner up to this year, 2025? So we're doing the Dream World Tour. Dremworld Tour. That sounds so exciting. Do you want to go

the places you're going to? No. That's all right. I've got it here. Australia, New United States, New Zealand, Canada. Are you not very good at your job? No.

All right, now I'm going to do it. Okay? You want to see how an expert does it? Here we go. Okay, great. So that was Sabrina Carbenter. Her new song, so much wonderful stuff. We've got two boys here, two silly boys from Auntie Donna.

It's Mark Minano and Broden Kelly. Now, Broan and Kelly, you might know he came on a few weeks ago to talk about the footy, but you're here to talk about a new world tour. You're doing live comedy, is it? Kind of. Kind of. Okay. Well, maybe I don't know.

Pretty crazy answer. Maybe I don't know what exactly it is, but I'm sorry. You've got to help me out here, boys. What's this? No. Now Mark's two. Wow, yeah, you've, God, you drowned. You drowned.

I just, it was hard, kind of. Your show got cancelled? Your show got cancelled. Now show is how it's done, my show will not get cancelled. In fact, I can make a promise to you that this interview will take my ratings from third to the number one spot. Here we go. In Australia. It's a national show.

You shot me in the heart. I didn't mean to. I didn't mean to. All right, we ready? Yeah. Are you guys, you guys ready for this? Yeah. Learn from...

Expect it from beaver. Learn from beaver. Leave it to beaver. If you want. What? Welcome back. Now, we just listened to Sabrina Carpenter, one of the hottest acts in the world right now. And her music is fantastic too.

We've got with us in the studio, too, are members of Auntie Donna. The funniest trio, actually. But there's six of them. That's what I saw on the internet. We got them in studio today. And we're going to be asking questions about their new show, Drem, a live show, touring around Australia, New Zealand, the UK, the USA, and in Canada, and Scotland and Ireland too. We've got Brodom. We've got some hard-hitting questions for them about comedy, about their personal lives, about interpersonal relationships.

in the group and how that's going, and we've, and we really, we're going to get them, we're going to figure out what makes them boys tick. Okay, we've got Broden, Broden, how are you? And we got Zach, how are you doing? Oh, he's got the giggles. Little Zackos got the giggle wiggles. All right, guys, what was that? What was that?

What was that? What was that? What was that? What was that? What was that? What was that? You're all right? Of course you are.

You're on the Brecky radio show with Makiwaki, Taki, darky, darky. Marky-Warky's going into Tarkov playing that Russian game, hitting those servers, getting all that loot. Dying all men, he can't see. Second he gets in, spending too long in menus. Broden, I hear you've got a podcast about the football. What do you like about football? I like how they're kicking that ball, kicking those goals.

That's my favorite thing about the football. I listen to your podcast every fortnight. I skip every second week because why, hell not? because I'm crazy like that I'm crazy like that I got an adult circumcision and I didn't even need one Hello

someone's knocking at the door Hi Mark, how are you doing? I'm good, I'm good It's me the president of this radio station Wow, what you're doing on my show? Mike, I'm afraid I have to let you go No, no! No!

I'm going to say I was listening to this episode and you've done a wonderful job Just like those boys saying hardly anything at all. You feel. You did great stuff. But unfortunately, due to the fact that we're now paying Kyle and Jackie go $40 million a day, we've had to make budget cuts in other departments. And we are going to have to let you go.

Give me one more go. No. Let me try again. Please. Don't make a... I can do it. I can do it. I can do it.

I can do it. I can make a good show. I can make a good show. I can make a go. I can make a go. This is over, Mark. You can choose how you walk out. I'll hurt myself.

I won't go all the way. And Steve. Pretty crazy, Mark. That, because of the, because of how controversial it was, because of how crazy it was, it ended up taking me to number one. No. No, did you not hear that part where you got fired? Yeah, but then they brought me back because of the, it's like,

no, it's like, you know, they canceled family guy. Let's go back to a week later and see if you can't. back. Okay. You're in the office with me, the CEO of the, the president of the. So my comeback's gone really well, I think. What are you talking about? I'm talking about how after you fired me that episode went crazy, did crazy numbers. No, no, I didn't do it. I know I've been doing the show again for a month. I don't know what you've been doing, but I can tell you unequivocally, it hasn't been a show going out on our bandwidth. That we have not. been producing your show.

I think you're unwell. I think you've been doing the show maybe in a shed or in your home. No. But you certainly haven't been doing it with us. No. Wow, Mark, you really failed. Well, that CEO must have been crazy. And now it's time for you, the dear listener, to vote.

Who was crazy, Mark, or the CEO of the radio station? So find out we've got here an expert, psychiatrist, Dr. Jim. Dr. Jim, where, I don't know, which, Dr. Jim, who was in the right? I reckon, Mark, was the crazy one. Well, Dr. Jim, I have a second opinion. Yeah. Let's come in. Please welcome Dr. Joe.

Dr. Joe. Oh. Martin Jack was a crazy one. What do you think, Frident? Well, I can't pick. I think, what I think is that it was all majority of absurdity. I'm Dr. Jim And I reckon Mark

What's a crazy one? Well, I'd like to come in. I'm Mark. And I've, uh, I, uh, I'm not, uh, I'm, uh, I'm not crazy. I, I've been, going to the toilet, three times a day like a regular man. I recommend a lobotomy for Mark. No.

No. And Mark got a lobotomy. Did I? Yeah, Mark. When? That's, uh, lots of lobotomy for. He's a lobotomay. A lobotomy.

They went up both. They went up both nostrils. Do you know they kill more people in Africa than lions or tigers or... Well, here we are at McDonald's. Here we are, Mark and Broden. Because the bit, this whole time... Yeah. Here we are at McDonald's, Markham Brodett.

This bit the whole time has been that we were always doing the McDonald's. not spit. Broden has a loaded gun pointed at me. What's happened is I'm just trying this bit, seeing if it sticks. What? I'm just trying this bit, seeing if it sticks.

Well, we don't have to worry, because we have hit the 30 minute. No, and the minimum requirement for this podcast is 30 minutes. And I think if we've hit it, it's fair to ourselves and our listeners. Can we just see if there's something funny

in the McDonald's order? Can we just try it? Sure. Fine. Hi, welcome to McDonald's. Quarter pounder, a large quarter pounder meal, please. Sure. Are you all paying together?

Why, yes, I'll pay. Thank you, what would you like? I'll get a double cheeseburger, medium meal with water instead of the drink. Sure. For the drink. Water for the drink? Water for the drink. Yeah, and for you, sir?

Well, I'll just get a chicken McNugget meal with a sweet mustard sauce. Okay. Okay. Rings that up. that'll be what like $15, $30 probably now $30? Well here you go Boop

Oh fuck That was very good That was it You know it was it? You don't have to You have to lie I really enjoyed that I was funny

I liked it I laugh, no, no. You've been listening to the Auntie Donna podcast. Thanks for joining us for another rip episode brought to you by Auntie Donner Club.com. See you next week.