Aunty Donna Podcast - WE'RE GOING TO AMERICA THIS WEEK

Episode Date: May 24, 2017

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A list of production. We're going to do a 30 minute podcast. So we're going to move quick. Around 30 minutes. Well, we don't have to move quick. We just have to move at 30 minutes. That nice podcast go for about 50 minutes. Well, that's the thing. I'm so glad when we started doing podcasts, we decided that we're not going to do an hour. We're going to do 30 minutes. And I'm sure if frustrating some people who are regular listeners to this podcast, that we don't go for your whole trip to work, but it's so easy to do short podcast

You don't think anyone could handle more than half of this, but if we go to Eel and we can only go for 15 minutes, that's my worry. No, no, no, we talk, we got to get a lot to get through. I'm gonna get a Time that happened. Yeah, but if we get through it, you said we need to go quicker. I don't want this to be a 10-minute podcast. Do you know there's on the iTunes thing? I don't know if you guys are regular podcasts. Listeners on Broden by the way. I'm a big podcast guy. I love sport podcasts. I love current event podcasts. I love having laughs sometimes. I love his podcast. You can press a button that makes it go quicker. And everyone just talks quicker. Have you seen that? No. Yeah.

We're on this real. Yeah. Yeah. It's on the iTunes thing. Everyone, like it's, it's, I'm sorry, I know this is not good podcast, listening. Have you seen this, mate? No, I have not seen this. So, open serial. Open serial. No, not the bloody Kellogg's title.

See that over there on the left hand side, next to it. Wow. And you can go double and you can go. That's really weird. Yeah. Can you do that? No. No people just some people got busy lives Listen to this podcast in in 10 minutes. I'd love to hear what that sounds like that is and how much it would fuck a person out

I listen to the podcast I tend to listen to a more like They try to make you feel a little something. Yeah, you like to listen to sex podcasts I love to listen to sex podcast because that likes to get all the hot info on the best new sex positions Are they porn podcasts? I know Apple this is We grabbed her we grabbed a boob. I love your boob But um Steve Jobs made a very clear rule when he created like the Apple stores and everything that there would be no porn on the iPhone So there's no porn apps, I guess there'd be any porn

Puss on the Apple Boring What a prune Yeah, that's what I'm gonna say What a prune We're open sexual beings every one of us What a little prune We're always fuck

What a little prune he is He's a little prune He's also a little prune he is he's a is a little prune he's also dead oh there it is I really like Steve gobs is alive and well though I was really I was really upset when Steve Jobs died but luckily Steve gobs is still alive and here he is hello Steve gobs how are you Steve gobs very good happy to be here in per How are you Steve Gold? Very good. Happy to be here in Perth. Gobi, what do we have to look forward to

from new Apple products in the coming years? Wow. Let me tell you, you're going to get a Gobi. Let's just start there. All right. You're also going to have a phone. Can you, is it possible to bring anything in some sort of like porn or fucking podcasts to the iTunes store.

It's funny you asked that and thanks for coming to this large theater. Pawn, yep. Gobbies. Yeah. A phone. There are three new products that are coming out this year. Wow. Pawn, gobbies, a phone, porn.

Gobbies, a phone are all one product Amazing is everyone understand that reference? That's what it yes people understand is that to me? Everyone loves to go on YouTube and watch Apple product launches through the ages porn a gobbies phone One thing I present to you, the IGOB. It's just an electric vagina with an iPhone duct tape. That's right, Mark. And I was Steve. Which, hey, that's not a bad fucking idea.

I think something like that exists. No, it does exist. You can get a electric vagina that has an iPad, like it's iPad case for your electric vagina. And then there are certain apps and certain things you can download to make it look like it is a woman. Mark. It's, yeah.

How would you like to be my Steve Wozniakki? Does that mean you're going to fuck me? That needs to be a pun though. Yeah, I'm going to call you Steve Cunnellingus. Cunnellingus. Yuckies. Yuckies. Cunnelling. Yuckies. Yuckies. Cunnellingers.

I love Cunnellingers. Can I see you? Great development of that idea. I'm going to go launch it now. All right. I'm not going to name you though. There's only one thing that's launched in this room. Yeah.

And it's in my pants. Oh, Steve Cunnellingers. Steve. You have to credit your friend. Steve Cunnellingers. Who are you? Steve Cun Lingers. Kate Blanchett, still with Kate Winslet, still working out the accent.

I was going to say, just do like, you've got to do less accent when you start and then you've got to work your way to that. Work my way into the accent. This is in the middle where she's halfway there. She's got an accent but not the right accent yet. What was her name? What was her character's name? Kate Blanchett. I mean Kate. Oh, you're roasted me. You got me. Anyway, guys, why have you called me to this podcast? We've called you because we're coming to the land where you got your first goby. Oh.

America. America. America. America. America. America. America. And Canada.

America is Canada? Where do we live? America. Canada is so bad. How fuck? Oh, no, I'm not. Canada hates you. We're coming to North America.

Alright, we're going to Canada. I fuck. Canada hates you. We're coming to North America. Alright, we're bit- Canada hates you, Zach. I never credit myself in those- We're coming to North America and, uh, and Zach hates Canada. I don't hate Canada. Oh no, you just always forget that it exists. No, it's just- we have- We have social media people that send us some copy-

And you don't have a social conscience. As much people want to hear about our social media people, I think- Well they you don't have a social conscience as much people want to hear about our social media people I think they do because clearly they're winging about it all how about can you guys stand up please yep is what is this I know what it is it's oh Canada the national anthem because I love you, Canada. Now you know that because you looked at his iPad. Canada, our home and nation's plans.

To pay true love in all our sons' commands. Stop this confullary. Alright. I love their prime minister Just true dad Justin true dad Justin true dad he's so He looks at it a pair of pants. I bet you he loves tough by So we're coming we're coming to North America Starting off in Brooklyn we're going next week pretty much there two weeks. No, but it depends on when we release

Sunday week. Oh, yeah, shit Broding you just said we're in Perth and we won't be in Perth maybe we take me for a holiday We're gonna be going soon We're starting out here. I'm seeing a pay the US national anthem. Oh God. All right. Just one second I'm just gonna play a mad the US national anthem. Oh, God. All right, just one second. I'm just going to play an ad. The American has an ad on the national anthem. So this is the American national anthem. The US national anthem. The US national anthem.

The US national anthem. Oh, good on him. That's so funny. It's a sketchy reading ad on it. How is everyone? Just tell me how you go and you go and well. I'm not asking you, I'm asking the person listening you well Yeah, I'm talking long ahead fuck you. I'm not talking to you Mark. I'm talking about sorry. Sorry. Sorry

I'm just talking just quit. Okay This is not the American anthem it is It's the US anthem bro. Don't you are making a joke? This is it, sorry. I hope so. Tom's talking right now. We've done this before. Yeah, no, I want to check this out. Tom's worried that putting in copyright music

is going to get your podcast pulled. I'll tell you what, if putting copyright music into things was going to get things pulled, I'd be putting some in my pants every day. I'll be putting up getting a satisfaction by the role on stones every day. Yeah, I'd tell you what, if copyright issues, copyright issues, I'll been putting up getting a satisfaction by the role in Stones every day. Yeah, I've been putting the whole Beatles back in my deal. I wonder if my Mrs has heard about things getting pulled because of copyright music.

I should be playing more through our bloody little portable Bluetooth speakers. Let me know is Miranda Kerr. Yeah, he's Miranda Kerr. Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, that's a real disrespect. Well, I'm sorry to Miranda if she's listening. I know you're a successful person.

She's loved this podcast. I know you're a successful business woman. I have a lot of respect for you. First star in the North American tour. You said any comedy festival. You said no. You haven't scrolled down far enough. I've scrolled I Scrolled as far as I need to scroll I think you need to scroll one more

Just scroll one. I'm after is a bloody Guys can we just calm down no? Now our first a lot of negativity in this room. There's some shouting happening Where I? There's a lot of negativity in this room. There's some shouting happening. Where? I don't want to point fingers, bro, then mostly because of the visual. And you're also pointing a finger at me while you were saying, no, sort of holding my finger up. You're pointing to the one most important dude in this room and that's my Lord Jesus Christ. Oh, man.

Can we talk about Jesus for a second? Yeah, cool. I think people don't understand this. Hey guys. Oh Jesus, see. Hey, what's up? Nothing much Jesus, we're just about to start talking about you. Yeah, see what your ears burning. I am always a booze.

Jesus, Jesus. Yeah. Now, why are you love? You know, well, I'm not really love. I was just like, you know, I'm not a life you are love. Yeah, that's great. Oh, no. No, in my life, you are loved.

Okay, see, all right. Mark, don't. Mark, what? You just don't know yelling at Jesus. No, because it's just that, what's with this guy? You know? Excuse me, I'm in the room. Oh, Jesus.

Jesus, talk to me directly. All right, mate, what's up? How you feeling? You know, I'm a little lost. You want some fissies? Look, who we are? Oh my God! Hey, you want some fissies? Look. Oh my god. Hey, you want some fissies? No, I'm good. Too bad. I'm just gonna, I'm fine. I'm just gonna drink my glass

of water if I'm fine. It's one. Oh my god. Deal with it, can't. I got this, I got this iPhone 3. There you go. Now it's one. Oh no. Actually, you just I've got, look, what I've got here is a Nexus 5X. Can you just turn it into a Google Pixel phone for me? Too bad, I'm turning it into wine. Oh God, damn it, hey guys, I got any dead friends. Yeah, why? He's back. Oh, oh my God, London.

No, no, he's back. I brought back London. No, no. I can bring people back from the data. Can you secure your sickness, I can do a really sick card trick. Non-no's giving me back the micro machine shincuncent that I got in from Japan. Oh that's great. It's covered in his dead skin and decomposing organs. Oh man, you know, one time I was hanging with Mary Magdalene and she was like making

mad moves on me. We were watching Bob picking the city and she was making mad moves on me trying to like give me a handy. I got on my Mary, Bob, like I want to but like it's not good for the PI, you know, dad would be real mad at me. You know what, you should have done that. So we just did over the clothes stuff. Yeah, yeah.

Next time we were over the robe. Over the robe. And then next time if you're real can and you want Mary Mangel and to- I was wearing jeans at the time. Yeah. Ropes just for work. I wear jeans and like a cool tee to the movies. Or kind of cool tee.

I like just like I love Metallica. Like I just love their designs and stuff. Next time you want Mary Mangel and to do stuff if you're unsure and you're not sure it's going to happen. You just need to put if you're unsure and you're not sure it's gonna it's gonna happen You just need to put on some copyright music and you'll get pulled. Oh, that's that's a great call back Mark. Hey, you want any wine? I can like make some wine and fuses I love a glass of wine. Yeah I went this glass of wine. What can you do with that?

I can turn it into I think I can turn it back into water. You want me to do that? Try. Yeah. You turn it into white wine. Oh, they're too light. Close enough. Jesus. Yeah.

Where you're going to go through our US tour and talk about what we're going to do in each city. Sick. Right. You know, that's like the place where they believe in me the most, like in all the world. Really? Pretty sure. Is that sure? It's the highest, the US is the highest

Google the highest percentage of a population of a country that believes in angels That's a true story. Well, I angels real. Well, yeah, I've got a couple of mates Gabriel He's he's throwing a cabrio Gabriel the guy like a full like American style kegger. It It's a guy who wrote sledgehammer. No, man. Gabriel, he's the messenger angel. Sledgehammer. Look. But, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but so he can't come to the party. Oh, that sucks. Can I come? Yeah for sure Yeah, not yet. Jesus

It's coming. Yeah, that Gabriel. He's the messenger angel He like rides her out on a little bike with like messages and he's like pocket and shit. Hey Jesus. Yeah, he's shut the fuck up Okay, yeah, for sure Let's have a look at the cities some of the cities We're gonna be touring to Jesus. I want you to let us know what you've done there Because I imagine that you Jesus what's good? Yeah, what's good? It's Jesus what's good? What's good? That's why you drop when you hit a city You know I drop into a city. I like to go hey broom. I'm here. What's good? What's good? Where's good? I say where's good? What's good? Uh, like church, I got a church. A lot, they like, like to, um,

annoy me and shit. Have you ever been to our first stop? I got only go to the American tour. One holy and Catholic and apostolic church. Have you ever been to Brooklyn? Uh, Brooklyn. No, not B2 Brooklyn. I've been to Manhattan though. Cool. Cool. That really helps. What's good? Jesus.

Jesus. Jesus. Jesus. New York. I like to eat bread. The bread of Christ. That's my body. Well, everyone's like, what the fuck?

It tastes like bread. I'm like, nah, it's my body. Well, it's like a metaphor. Anyway, I'm gonna let you guys like take over the podcast now. And I'll just like interject from time to time. I'm Jesus Christ. Like Jesus. We love having you on. I'm like, I'm like, perpetually 33.

Serious. It's like, I'm like a vampire. You know what vampires are like fucking 17 year olds? And they're like, is it a hundred? It's like now I'm like 17 forever. I'm just like 33 forever. It's sick. You know who else is 33? A fucking me. I'm the fucking boss.

I'm bigger than the Beatles. I'm fucking bigger than the Beatles. I'm fucking bigger than the Beatles. Sorry, not a bummer though. A bummer's got more recognition than me. It's really pissing me off. Still or Trump is probably bigger than you now? Yeah, but like a bummer's bigger. Anyway, moving on.

Now I've given up. I've given up. I'm trying to talk about the American. I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm to talk about the American. I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm trying.

I'm trying to talk about the American. I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm trying.

I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm Byron Bay. No, I'm from Jerusalem.

I'm sorry. It's great stuff. Yeah, I'm Jesus. Nothing good eating New York, you haven't said anything in relation to that show. There's a lot of Italians. They really get behind me. They get behind the Catholic church. So one holy Catholic and apostolic church. So I love spaghetti, I love like this.

You love all of garden? Not really, I'm more of a fan of like a year old Italian place. It's like little places where I've never been before. I love to get the bread and like, bam, it's my body now. People like, what can't, that's like a fucking hand. I'm like, nah, it's your fucking bread. People are like, what can't, that's like a fucking hand. I'm like, nah, it's your fucking bread. Deal with it. Can we go to Boston?

What's in Boston? Let's a great Irish stuff, Yaris, they really get behind the Catholic Church. That's the Catholic Church that I started. There's a pretty direct lineage there. What's the real true church? That's the Catholic Church. So I said to my mate, one of my mates,

one of the apostles, I was like, you're in charge now. And then you can pretty much, if you look at like Catholic records, you can pretty much see the lineage from me saying that all the way to the Catholic church. That's true, that's true. That's pretty cool. Yeah, that's it.

That's a little joke. That's a little joke for Catholics and Christians alike. Apostolic, what's Apostolic? I don't know, man. It's a pretty big word. I didn't finish post-a-week, you should go to a church. Yeah, or maybe just like an Irish pub and get the brand

and be like, what the fuck, that's like a fucking foot now, what, I love it. And here's the big, I can't even think to a guy. No, I'm just having a good time. Hey, here's the big cuts, right? So here's the big, I can't even think to a guy. No, I'm just having a good time. Hey, here's the big cunts, right? So here's the big, you go out with me. All you need to do is get food. You can ask for tap water and it's serious.

I'll make it into like fucking wine. Oh, God. That's true, I can do that. I just need like, I do need like... Chicago. Chicago, that's... You're going to show the tally of all what's good in Chicago? I like the deep dish pizza right here.

I've not been to Chicago. You're not your Jesus. Yeah. I got a lot of stuff to do. I'm gonna like do miracles and hang out in heaven and shit. Do you really fly with when you fly? Uh, like, well, what the fuck?

I usually fly Eddie, huh? So they're part of it. You can fly.. Like, well, I usually fly Eddie, so they're part of it. You can fly. But you can fly. Can't you? I can fly. Yeah, you can. I can walk on water, babe. I can fly.

You can fly. You're probably so bad. Look, it's like he's like, you can fly. I think some of a fucking angel. No, like, I'm Jesus. You can teleport. I can float into heaven. I can ascend. That's flying. That's ascending. It's like a'm Jesus. You can teleport. I can float into heaven. I can ascend.

That's flying. That's ascending. It's like a different thing. So if you were ascending to heaven, and then walk somewhere, that's technically flying. In heaven. And then you descend. And then I descend.

Yeah. In heaven. Is that how you get around? Walking, ascending and descending. Yeah. Like mostly Uber. In heaven? Yeah. There's a lot of Uber's in heaven. So you haven't really Chicago? Walk in I are sending and descending yeah, and not like mostly uber In heaven. Yeah, there's a lot of opus in heaven. So you haven't really Chicago. No Well, we were there I would really love a deep dish pizza and they also shot dark night there So I want to walk around yeah, I'm really excited for that. Yeah, that's a great film. Good. Do you like Batman Mark?

I'm a big Batman fan. I know I'm very big Batman fan. I love Batman Read all the commie book. Have you very big Batman fan. I love Batman. I read all the comedy book. Have you seen it, Jesus? Have I seen Batman? I've seen the Dark Knight trilogy and I've seen the old, old one with like Beetlejuice in it. It's not that old for you. It's pretty old, like it's like 25 years old.

Yeah, but like you're a being that's lived for thousands of years. 2000, 2050 years of prox. Right. Yeah. Yeah, but like you're a being that's lived for thousands of years 2000 2000 and 50 years of prox Right. Yeah, well I only lived for 33 years and then I've just been like in heaven Which has been more so I'm just saying like there's probably older Batman movies for you Oh, yeah, toads, but I didn't watch the first one I was like I was going through a weird phase you were a weird age. You were like you're like 19 now I've been 33 forever., but like 1,900 years old.

Yeah, and I was just like going through some shit with dad and it just got really weird. Right. So, and then we go into Canada. I've been to Canada. I've been to Canada, yeah. What do you think of Toronto and Vancouver? I love it.

I've been to Canada. I love their Poutine, but it's better in Montreal. I was told there's a place we have to go to in, I think it's Vancouver. I'm gonna double check, but it's called JAP DOGS. And it's hot dogs done in a Japanese style. Okay, and I just heard Tom's willy expand. Tell me, what's in a hot dog?

What? What's in a hot dog? What do you mean? I've never had a hot dog. I usually just have like fish and bread and stuff. You've had a hot dog. No, I haven't. You have. No, I haven't. Yes, you have. No, I haven't. I've never had a hot dog. Yeah, I think I know what I've had. I'm the son of God. You've had a hot dog. Tell me once when I've had a hot dog, like the other day. Pretty sure that was like a sausage in a hand because I changed the bread. What up? You've had a hot dog.

Yeah. I've had a hot dog, but I changed the bread to like a fucking hand. Yeah. You've had a hot dog. I've had a hot dog. I'm just fucking with you guys. I love to play. That's like most of my tricks.

Everyone's like, oh my god, you did all these tricks to prove you the son of God. And I was like, I was just fucking around. Everyone's like, oh no, he's dead. Like this guy's dead. And I'm like, no, he's not. What up? I was just fucking around.

Are you a free for fries with Eddie Hed? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, out of all the airlines you've ever flown, what's your favorite meal you've ever had? Eddie Hed does some like mad meals. They do some like really good like sort of like tigini type things. It's real good. I really, that for there was for a moment

there where the character of Jesus completely dropped away. I saw Zach, that was really fun. It was real fun for me. Seattle. No, you will you go to Rono? We'll go to the basketball. Basketball. Cool. I'm probably not going to do that. I'm not going to lie to you. Oh no. I'm going to go there. Oh no, please. No man, sorry. Oh no. Sorry dude. I'm going to be at the basketball like helping whichever team had the player that prayed most. So like, which ever one had the player? Have you seen the film Spotlight? Spotlight, yeah. I have. Would you think of it?

Like, there's a couple of bad apples, yeah. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I, I, Canada, we have a lot of fans. We've sold a lot of tickets in Vancouver or Toronto. One of them, hey, one of them we've sold a shit load of tickets. And it's like, you guys have got like better ratings than like most Sunday services. Uh oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, uh-oh, because like, no one's going to church in Australia anymore. It's like, you guys are becoming heaps agnostic. Oops. Oops. It's like, hey guys, I'm over here.

Do you follow football? Ah, yeah. Well, that's kind of like for a lot of people, that's their Sunday church thing. With family, they go and they watch sport. Ah, yeah. No heaven for football though. I'm the only one with the keys there. Nah, serious. You can go to heaven for football though. I'm the only one with the keys there. No serious, you can go to heaven for watching football.

It's true. We changed it in 87. Me and dad. And the Holy Spirit. You guys, I can't fucking wait for you guys to meet the Holy Spirit in like 5 or 6 podcasts. You've met the father, you've met me now. Holy Spirit's gonna be great. Right. What's he do? He's like, he's just a mad cunt.

Mad cunt. Don't swear Jesus. I can do what I want. Oh Jesus, you're a loose unit. Oh my dad's like heaps famous. I can do whatever I want. He's your dad. He's gone. Oh I feel you were like gonna say like Chris Pratt or something. No, no Chris Pratt. God. He's gone. Oh, I thought you were like gonna say like Chris Pratt or something. No, no Chris Pratt. God It's like imagine Chris Pratt, but like he's more famous. You're God. You're dead the same God for Muslim people and for Jewish people. Yeah, right on borders. Yeah, like absolutely. What is God for everyone? But like you know holy Trinity holy Catholic Apostolic church all that sort of things. What did you think? What did you think of Morgan Freeman's portrayal of your father in the movie, Bruce Almighty? It was so good.

I was watching it. And some of the facts weren't there. Like he never came down and gave powers to a guy named Bruce. Like that's all fiction. What about Evan? Evan's true. That happened. That's pretty much how it happened.

But the first one I was like, that was real fictional, but they captured, he wears those sorts of jumpers. That's the thing he wears those jumps. What did you think of your dad's portrayal of Christopher Walken's portrayal of your father in the movie Click? I've not seen Click. Has your dad really met Jim Carrey? He has, yeah.

Where did he meet Jim Carrey? Jim Carrey was like on like a mushroom trip about four years ago. He was like, did some mushrooms and dad was like, I'm going there, I'm gonna like fuck some shit up. I thought I saw him at the premiere for Ace Ventura 2 when nature calls. Did your dad go to that? I don't know. Did you go? I did, yeah. I maybe was you.

You would have been invited, surely. Oh my God, the fashion then. I was like, people are going to watch that and be like, what are you wearing, Jesus? I hope that's not on the internet. Ha ha ha. That was very a felt rope. Can you believe it?

You were wearing a rope that night. Yeah. I don't think the internet was as prevalent back when I spent sure or two when they took all the people. Yeah, but people are like uploading stuff. I'm like, oh my God, I finally worked out how to dress good and people are uploading pictures from then. And like, yeah, it's crazy.

If someone could like edit together the journey of this character over the last 20 minutes, like from starting as like a guy turning into like it just changed and it's been subtle but gradual. It's a very gradual evolution as I found the character. What did you think of your father's portrayal, or Alanis Morosette's portrayal of your father in the Kevin Smith film dogma? It was great.

It was really good. I was like, this is a little bit different. This is a little bit different, but like it was so good. Okay, cool. I was like, Seattle. Seattle. Yeah. I love it.

I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. You just did a little scream. I love it. Very subtle there, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go Remember in the Adam's family. Me? Yeah. You're yourself in the Adam's family. You're your favorite character.

No, no, I don't know, probably the hand, because I'm like, is that bread? That's a weird layer. What are you gonna do in here? It's because I made the bread into my body. So that's a trick I can do. You made the bread into your body. Yeah. The body of Christ.

All right. Yeah. Okay. So he just said that didn't he? You just said that didn't you? No, like fully churned it into hands. And everyone was like, oh my God, I got to eat hands there. What did you think of Gene Hackman's portrayal of your father in the 1983 film Two of a Kind? Oh, give it away, spoiler alert. Yeah, good.

What do you want to do in Seattle? Seattle. That's all I know about. I'm trying to. I'm not afraid. Yes, yeah, Starbucks, Metallica, Nevada. Hey, guys, I think I might have sent to him.

I think Charlton Heston is from Seattle. Is that correct? I don't know. I'm going to send to heaven now, guys. I'm going to see you later. I think Charlton Heston is from Seattle, is that correct? I don't know. I'm gonna send him to heaven now, guys. I'm gonna see you later. All right, well, you're really going. Before you go, I was trying to do a little segue into what did you think of Charlton Heston's performance

of your father in the movie, Almost An Angel, which came out in 1990? It was really good. And like, dad is good friends with Charlton. They used to golf together in the early 80s. Yeah. So I was like, okay, this is a little bit weird that he's playing, but like they have coffee.

Is it near coffee? On a whim? Yeah, but like you stick by your friends. On our website, next to Los Angeles on the tour page is just Mark's foot. Just next to the logo. That's very funny. That's very funny. Are you leaving or are you staying?

Oh, I'll stay for a little bit. At a funny feeling, I'll be the case. Portland. Portland. Woo. I love Portland. The Jit-no-nothing you've ever Portland. All I know is the TV series, Portland, the other two.

I've heard it's like, it's a lot like Melbourne. You've never been there? Yeah, no, I haven't. You've never been there. But what does that mean? It's a lot like Melbourne. It's a grid. No, I think it's like, it's lots of hipsters, lots of coffee.

Lame ways. Lame ways, that sort of thing. Oh, that's cool. I'm looking forward to spending three conscious hours in that city before doing a show and then having to leave. San Francisco. Oh, leave. San Francisco. Oh, we love San Francisco. We've been there before.

It's a lot like Melbourne. This will be a second time performing in San Francisco, actually. Austin. Uh-oh. I know guys. I'm a sending. Do you leave the microphone? Yeah, I know. I am. I'm a sending.

Oh my gosh. Careful of the roof. We're staying in an Airbnb See you Jesus But we have to go oh Yeah, the podcast has to end the podcast has to finish up. Oh, no, I'm floating away, too Oh, no, Brandon's floating away. Oh, no goodbye, bro, then see you bro. I'm not floating away I just want to stay on solid ground and and just enjoy my time here. Well, I'm not floating away. I just want to stay on solid ground and just enjoy my time here while I'm, oh my God. Oh my God! Hey, come to heaven!

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