Aunty Donna Podcast - we're on this thing where we can't stick to a thing

Episode Date: January 29, 2019

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A list-nuff production. It's funny that when you grow up, everyone tells you that now you must concern yourself with pennies and whistles and bank loans and leather shoes but the child inside you is crying out to dance. Oh, bro, I think we're recording. Oh fuck. So, so, hello everyone thank you, join us for the Aunty Donna podcast Today's intro song is price park by Tom price park music is a collaborative effort between Tom Armstrong and his brain His own brain didn't know he had one. Yeah, I know he's a fucking Sometimes he's hard to anyway Sometimes he's hard to anyway

Um, please go listen the price park they have he has to go or go to price park or just go to a View bank or any park no view bank price park any park. I killed himself there. Okay, um, okay Oh my god, it's around the corner from Anyway anyway, so Or I'm Logan Paul. Yeah, yeah, I didn't film him Hey Logan Paul get a Logan Paul oh Sorry, I didn't realize we had Logan Paul is a guest on the podcast. Hey Logan Paul. I'm not Logan Paul I'm Broden Paul Broden Paul hey Broden Paul She Broden Paul I didn't realize we're talking to Logan Callie. How are you Broden Paul? How are you Broden Callie?

Broden Callie are you broding Kelly Broden Kelly Logan Paul Logan Kelly Broden Logan lucky. I wish I had his subs. Oh I would kill for his subs. I'd kill for his subs. I wish I had his merch sales Oh, I'd kill for his merch sales. They were saying that he was making of revenue of the channel 11 million a year Oh, I killed for that bod. Oh god. I killed for that bod. I would kill for that bod. Oh god. Um, last we hear his brother and his girlfriend Broca. No.

I thought for my video about it. No. Not Jake Paul. Jake Paul and girlfriend Broca. That is a statement. No. Well, Jake Paul, this is for you and your missor. Oh, sorry, that's not really nice.

Let's dedicate this to Jake Paul and his girlfriend. This episode is dedicated. X, X, X missor. I'm sorry. Still getting used to it. Jake Paul, it's hard. It's hard to get it into your vocabulary. Jake Paul has an X.

It's hard to say. Single Jake Paul. Jake Paul has an X. It's hard to say. Single Jake Paul. Oh, I can't picture it. I can't picture it. I can't picture it. Do you know what I reckon? I reckon both of them. They're gonna do all right. Oh, I think so.

That's my guess. They'll find love again. It's a for Logan Paul. We all find love again. But do you know what? Chloe Bennett. Chloe Bennett. Chloe Bennett. The only thing that's gonna stop Chloe Bennett

and Jake Paul from finding love again is not being not having their hearts open Are you hearing what I'm saying sister? I am picking up what you're putting down so Wait, no Chloe Bennett Is it Jake Paul's ex? Jake Paul's I think Chris Chloe Bennett might have gone out with with with Logan Paul. Oh, right Yeah, we need Jake. I don't know what Jake Paul's ex Oh, this a violet. Oh, this a violet. Hey, we feel for you. Oh, this sir But here's the thing about Jake Paul with that bod. I think he's gonna do

No, no, this a violet not a list of violet Who is it? Who is it? Not a list of I'll it who is it who is it? Broden no, it's actually I don't I don't actually don't know I can't actually decide for this all we know Is that Jake Paul has got a broken heart right now, but with some time? It's for him with some time if you're listening ladies with some Jake Paul is on If you're listening ladies with some Jake Paul is on the market Single Jake Paul is single get around him ladies get around him fellers because Jake Paul is ready and looking for love I just wanted to say and it's I know we prepared a whole improvisational podcast to cheer Jake Paul up But I also prepared him a song. I would love to hear it.

That's beautiful. Is that okay? Did you write the lyrics? Is this a song you've been playing? No, it's a cover. Okay. Is this like a weird outfit? In every job there must be done, there's an element of fun.

You find the fun and snaps the jobs of the game. In every task you undertake becomes a a piece of cake a luck a Spring it's very clear to see Jake Paul that Spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down the medicine go down the medicine go down take just a spoonful of sugar. That's the medicine go down Pull in a most delightful way Jake Paul is Single and we love you a Robin feathering his nest has Time to rest while gathering his bits of twine and tweed He starts to rest while gathering his bits of twine and tweed. Ooh, Jake Paul!

Though quite intent in his pursuit, he has merry tuned to toot. He knows a song will move the job along. Jake Paul! Just a s-uh, here we go. Here we go, this is for you, Jake Paul. You know the words. For a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. Jake Paul. The medicine go down.

Jake Paul. The medicine go down. Jake Paul. Just the spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. Jake Paul. In the most delightful way. Jake Paul. Oh. Jake Paul.

Now the- Oh! Jake Paul! The Jake Paul! I know you're sad right now. Sitting at home, wishing what could have been. But you need to chipper up. You've got a frown? You gotta turn that upside down, Jake Paul! Yeah, Jake.

Get out and see London. What's this? Your tap dancing, Jake Paul! Yeah, Jake. Get out and see London. What's this? Your tap dancing, Jake Paul. Oh, that's a Jake Paul. Now you're getting it. Jake Paul! Jake Paul, ladies and gentlemen. Jake Paul, it's still a few bars.

Yeah, it's Jake Paul. Show him how it's done. Oh, Jake Paul, you're an excellent dancer and excellent singer. You'll be a sockshress in no time. You know, Jake Paul, I reckon we could make a star out of you. Jake Paul, I'm sorry you and your girlfriend's, but I'm sure you'll get other ones. Paul, alright. And this is how you do it.

The honey bee that fetched the nectar from the flowers to the coop never tired of ever buzzing to and fro. Take Paul. Because they take a little lip from every flower they sip and hence, and hence, they find, they find their task is not a Jake Paul There's the end song no I think that's the end of the song. No.

I think that's the end of the song. I reckon even if it's not, it's a good time to end. Yeah, you think I had legs? No, I think I was a fan of that. It's for Jake Paul. I don't even know what that can look like. Jake Paul? Imagine Logan Paul.

Oh yeah. You got it oh yeah um So last week I just seen with that hat on I'm gonna see Jake Paul. Thank you. He's actually a picture of Jake Paul There is good on him. He's either one on the right. Yeah, he's ugly a version of Logan Paul Well, that's subjective looks as I was gonna send not in that case That's an ugly cunt That's a fair comment. I'm not Jake Paul if you're listening Broden thinks you're an ugly cunt, but not exactly

You are beautiful your handsome and you're gonna find love all you need to do is believe in yourself Jake Paul and Be ready and open to this is love walks and be ready and open to win love walks by you because I have a song for his ex-girlfriend for Alicia Silverstone yeah this is for Chloe Bennett or whatever her name is there's a disease no way it's a fucking karaoke version it tells you in the city this is Ben necessities for Logan Paul's ex-girlfriend or Jake Paul look for the bear necessities the simple bear necessities Forget about your worries. I just tried. I mean the bear necessities Old mother nature's recipes that bring that bear necessities of life Bring that bear necessities of life A list of eyelids

Wherever I want Ha ha Wherever I roam A list of eyelids I could be from the Ericca Ericca Ericca Ericca Ericca Ericca Ericca Ericca Ericca Ericca Ericca Ericca Ericca Ericca Ericca Ericca Ericca Ericca Ericca Ericca Ericca Ericca Ericca Ericca Ericca Ericca Ericca Ericca Ericca Ericca Ericca Ericca Ericca Ericca Ericca Ericca Ericca Ericca Ericca Ericca Ericca Ericca Ericca Ericca Ericca Ericca Ericca Ericca Ericca Ericca Ericca Ericca Ericca Ericca Ericca ericca Ericca Ericca Ericca Ericca Ericca I'm sending the place. I'm sending the place. I'm sending the fans to the next one. Maybe Jake Paul's ex. Jake Paul's ex. Jake Paul's ex. Jake Paul's ex.

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Jake Paul's ex. Jake Paul's ex. Jake Paul's ex. Jake Paul's He's a list of... The Jake Paulers and whoever it may concern. I consider myself a Jake Pauler if maybe you're whoever it may concern. I'm reluctantly writing this message and can barely hold it together as I do so. But I have been waiting for the right time to make a statement about fine and ericious relationship. I want to ask a question to you, Zach. Do you think hooking up with your exes are simply an individual stupid

when it comes to Jack Paul, it's all good. So what's their name? I'm Eric up in a city. That's why you're back in restities. With just the bare necessities of all Eric! And now when you pick a Paul Paul or a prickly pair with just the bare necessities of all Erica!

Now when you pick a poor poor or a prickly pear and you prick a raw pork next time Erica! Is this got legs? Erica Costell Wow, the issue is we didn't have that idea

He cheated on her Noo It's a little violent a little violent reacting This is a list of violent reacting to Jake Paul cheating on Erich. Oh no wait this is a oh my god. I can't believe this. Sorry. Did this really happen? Oh my god. Is this for real? Oh my god. No stop stop that. That's really upset. Stop. Oh hey Jake Oh, when your brother filmed the person who had just committed suicide, I could forgive the family, but that's a cheat on Erica!

Oh, Jake! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh I'm sorry about Jake Paul. Apparently he's been texting a model on Instagram. I was trying to fly or out to this house. Jake Paul's a dog. He's a dirty dog. Ahhhhhhhhhh! Jaaaaaay! Don't worry about it, cut. Ahhhhhhhhhh! The facilities of life will come to you. Err-ka-Costell! Err-ka-Costell!

Are you okay? You're actually going? We need to do this suggestion. I don't know if I can. Oh you'll be on it. Oh my god. This would be like finding out. This would be like finding out that Margaret Thatcher was a very good to unions. Oh, Steven Spielberg is a great director.

I'm trying to say obvious things but I couldn't think of any. I'm gonna sing you a song to cheer you up, Zach. Oh, I would love that very much, Broder Kelly, but nothing will cheer me up. For I love to Jake Paul almost as much as I loved in Sim Jim You've never heard me sing Disney songs from the 90s that I only half remember This is God the distance from Hercules. This is my favorite Disney movie. I know Sing you Hercules looks a bit like Jake Paul In a way I guess in a way they have a similar chin. He lived in a

time full of logs. Ancient Greece. Have you seen Jake Paul's pod? I have. I'd kill him. We're off to the far off cheer. Sacrifice, and they see my face. Sacrifice, and a voice keeps saying, This is where I'm meant to be. Sacrifice, and I'm going. I can go the distance. I'll be there someday. If I can be strong, I know every mile will be worth my while.

I will go most anywhere to fear why I belong. Zach Rueh. Anyway, feel have a feel better Zach feel better Zach. I have a song that I wanted to sing I'm in the middle of my song He's in the middle of his song. You just said feel better. No, but I'm are you feeling better? I might not not not entirely Fair enough fair enough. This is the talkie bit in every Disney I'm not entirely yet. I get it. I'm not fluent feeling fully better I get it. Not fluent, feeling fully better. There's a big... Maybe if you were to sing a little more of this song that avant-gardely mixed 2D and 3-dimensional

animation, the 2-dimensional animation of our characters with the 3-dimensional animation of the dragon thing. Alright. I think I'm coming in now. I'm just cut ahead. I'm just cut ahead. I'm just cut ahead. I don't know. I'm on my way.

I couldn't go the distance. I don't care how far. I know every mile will be worth my while. Logan Paul and Jake Paul. I will go most anywhere to find where I go. I will go! I will go! I will go!

I will go! I will go! Beautiful, Zach. All right, it's enough. It's very good. I can know. Hey, let him in. This is his moment. Zach, I know you've recently broken up with your missile as well. And this is kind of a song, really for kind of anyone that's ever broken up.

It goes out to Jake. It goes out to... It's not a Disney song. It's not of a song, really for kind of anyone that's ever broken up. It goes out to Jake, it goes out to... It's not a Disney song. It's not a Disney song. I thought I'd end up a shorn, but he wasn't a match. Rossim songs about Ricky. Now I listen and laugh. Even almost got married. And for Pete, I'm so thankful.

Wish I could say thank you to Mel Cumb. Cause he wasn't angel. One taught me love one taught me patience One taught me pain now I'm so amazing I've loved and I've lost but that's not what I see So look what I got Look what you taught me and for that I say Thank you next You are so sexy.

Thank you. Next. Oh my god. Thank you. And then I said I forgot. Oh my god. Thank you. Oh my god. Thank you. Oh my god. Thank you. Never ever hurt my ass.

Never, never, never. Never. Burn it took away the words. Sorry. Never. Never ever. Never ever. I'm sorry She's talking about herself What on my passion is she handled pain? Hey, that shit amazing. Yeah, she's amazing I love the love But that's no what I said you know what I found I found Ain't no need for searching But that I said motherfucker, thank you

I'm inspired Yeah, I'm a little too much Yeah, did you break up with your girlfriend? No Oh, what? Me and Annie are probably the strongest we've ever been what the fuck you Do it reframe how you're singing it Thank you Any with us staying together with me. We're so strong. Thank you. Any

Thank you and Annie. Thank you. Annie. Thank you next. Thank you Annie, nice travel a lot, but we make it work. We get along. Thank you. Annie Thank you. Annie Thank you. Annie. We moved out of our apartment into a small townhouse and it was very good I know you wanted to and I'm we I didn't want to move close to work But you wanted to move and it was very good. I didn't want to move close to work but you wanted to move and I was like, let's compromise and we're done and it was fine and now and we cook for each other and sometimes I cook and look in the house and I bought you flowers and she posts on Instagram because she's very nice and we love each other and we got a really

good relationship and we dated each other. We've got a really good relationship and we've been in high school. Turned out amazing. Turned out amazing. I love you Annie. Jake Paul. And your work is publishing? Yeah. Yeah. One taught me a lot. Thank you Annie. Thank you Annie. Thank you. I actually like to keep my private life private, so if you could make a general around my partner, just make it more general.

Ah, thank you, woman, thank you, woman, we are together and it is good, woman. Oh, I'm sorry, I find that a little binary, I think gender is mostly performative, so if you can make it a little less about the gender binary. Yeah. Thank you, them. Thank you. So if you can make it a little less about the Gemnobonery. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you, them. Thank you, them. Thank you, them.

I'm grateful for us and they, thank you, them. Beautiful. That kind of... Got a little wishy washy at the end there. I did the best I could. Mark, I thought that was beautiful what you did. I think you're beautiful what you do I Prepared you a love song because I know no you've gone through some issues. I've gone through some times

So I thought I thought I thought of something for you and by the way, I love when things get personal It's specific Well get ready. Oh I prepared something for you. It's You can't touch this You can't touch this You can't touch this My my my my music hits me so hard makes me say oh my lord

Thank you for blessing of've done it wrong. Yeah, yeah It's okay. I think you've done well. Well blessing me with my net rhymin to up feet. It's good when you know you're down a super Ball homeboy from Oaktown and I'm known and such and this is the beat you can't touch I hold your home. I hold your homeboy you can't touch this Oh man, how did you- I'm so sorry. How were you able to take my past relationships and distill them so politely?

Isn't it funny that Logan Paul Jake Paul, we think about them as superstars, but they actually reflect what is happening in our day-to-day lives? And a lot of people don't realize that, you know, they're in the limelight, they're in entertainment, they're about to glisten to glamour, they're always at the red carpet events. People know their name, they can't walk down the street, people can't stop them, but they're human. They are human, inside.

And they're like you and they're like me, they experience heartbreak, they experience. Love. You know, they watch citizens, can they cry? Who doesn't? Who doesn't who doesn't monster Broden I want to sing a song for you now. Oh really? Um, it's you know have to do that. No, no, and I think Mark you might be able to join in It's not to do with anything. It's just I think you're a really cool guy

So I've decided to sing the song that you love to hear people singing along to the most You just love people singing this song. So I thought I it's singing for you. What is it gonna be? Here we go. One sec. Figures it out of press play on the YouTube video. All right here we go. We have a big YouTube channel. All right are you ready? Is Broden's favorite song? Is this the real life? Oh, Bohemian rap song. Is this just fantasy? God in a landslide The way sky from reality

Oh my god, Broden's crying Open your eyes Broden, it's your favorite song Trunk people sing along So the backstory for this is in Edinburgh in the old days when we used to tour there Or you've got any parties. This is even back to uni. Yeah, I did this song some spindly cunt We'll put this on you're looking at me when you said that I'm and no you've never put on you never I would never you're the type that puts on light radio. Yes. Yes, and I'm like why isn't everyone

I'm in GMT Put on some him put on some Katy Perry. I can't like I'm not allowed I've banned myself from going near the children the children, but that's a legal thing I've banned myself from going near the children, but that's a legal thing. I've banned myself going near the, the music, the music, the music, the music, the music, the music, the music, the music, the music, the music, the music, the music, the music, the music, the music, the music, the music, the music, the music, the music, the music, the music, the music, the music, the music, the music, the music, the music, the music, the music, the music, the music, the music, the music, the music, the music, the music, the

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Sorry, Mark, I'm trying to sing something for Broden here. It's his favorite song. Little love! Anyway, the wind blows Doesn't really matter to me Tell me Wow. Oh God, this is Oh, God.

It's a long song. Nama! Oh, God. We'll just kill the man. We don't have to do the whole song. But it got against his last wish. He would not kill all of us. Oh, God.

Nama. No. No. I had just begun. And I'm gone, I'm gone, I'm gone. What do you want to join in, Mama? Mama! Oh!

We can stop if you want. It's just all be very sad if you make me stop. Do you want to make sad? Zach. Do you want to make sad? Zach. Do you want to make sad? We can stop.

We can stop singing it. I'm trying to play A.A. I had a tough Edinburgh slash second year at Valorant University. We just want to go to all know the list where there's a piano that anyone can get on. Spindley counts as far as I can. One of the guys from fucking a musical improv group, like impromptu, and we'll all just sing along and it'll be beautiful. Alright, thank you.

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No, no, no, no, if he was alive today, they would not move the date that he found out he was going to die. Do you understand what I'm saying? Yes, absolutely. It's such a bad taste. But also because if he was alive, there would be no point that he would find out he was going to die, so it wouldn't be a plot point. Does that make sense? I don't see your point. It's just that if he was alive Absolutely, they wouldn't address his death in the film. Thank you. No big button. Thank you. This is exactly what I'm saying Carry on carry on as if nothing ever And this song is it's beautiful. It's oh they got they needed to get it's beautiful it's oh they need it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to get it to All over time Goodbye, everybody I have to go Gotta leave oh wait stop the music stop the music

What no, I just want I just really wanted that to stop you get to the rock bit Oh, that's a bit where everyone I love that bit is when the spindle can't really really comes into there And not the but where they talk about the silhouette of the man You don't want to hear about the silhouette of the man. I don't want to know about any silhouette Can you after this can you play cherry pie by warrant? It would be good to end this on a banger No, no, no, I said not this bit. I see a little silhouette of a man Scaramus, caramus can you do the hand and go this is the This is damn This is damn This is damn This is damn This is damn This is damn This is damn This is damn This is damn This is damn This is damn

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T-Shirt all we have to all we must why what about me? It's just the way this is podcast is once again sort of we're on this thing where we can't stick to a thing Which is fine. I think it's a good thing. We'll get to it. We'll get to it. Oh, I gotta go back I want to go back. No, please I'm gonna go back I want to go back no please Here we go I see a little silhouette I'm a me scary moosh Karamosh will you do the fiend tank on thunderbolt and lightning very very frightening me I'm just a poor boy dumb.

No wait and slow. No, no, no, no. Oh I can't cut up here! I can't talk to all the ladies. I can't cut up here! To the Kelly Lampy! Oh no, the sex voice is ruined. He's done, his larynx has moved up into his throat. I think the Kelly Lampy can't cut down now! I think his larynx is caught on his soft palate. I know! Oh god.

So, we're gonna end this podcast on one of our favorite tunes here at Auntie Donut We're gonna do a sweet ass rendition of war of a warrant by Cherry Pie Sure, you don't know what you're talking about. I used to sing this in my cover band battle cheese very badly You sing along too. Ready Thank you, thank you sink, be thinking. Why didn't that come up? Here we go! Yeah!

She's my cherry pie! Cool, take a water, such a sweet, so bright! Sweet, so cool, make the crew make rock! Sweet, cherry pie! Yeah! Thank you everybody. Why is the music so tough? Yeah Yeah, do a line H. Well swinging from part swinging on the lawn

Left Right Swinging in the kitchen Swinging in there because you want a middle feeder that makes the batter and Why don't even try cuz you can't ignore her We need to sit down and say what's's the putt? Why do we do the putt? What is the putt? What is the putt? What is the putt? Remember we said the point of it was because there was a certain element of Andi Donner that people never got to see and we thought it would be good for them to see that. And now we're singing Cherry Pie by Warren, karaoke.

It's the bestly ass singing songs without changing the lyrics. Bring it to your sleep cherry pie! Swing to the drums! Swing into guitar! Swing into the bass, through the back of my cow! Ain't got money, ain't got no got no gas. We'll get we're going Because you can't ignore her For me it's it's about going we're investing time in it Who's enjoying it? Are we enjoying it?

Are we doing it? Who's the audience? Who's the audience? Are our audience enjoying it? Are we building an audience? Are we sustaining an audience? Why are we doing it? So good, man.

So good, man. So good, man. So good, man. So good, man. So good, man. So good, man. So good, man. So good, man. So good, man. So good, man. So good, man. Cheering pa! Cheez Ma! Cheering pa! Put a smile on your face!

Ten last one! Looks so good! Bring a T into your heart! Sweet cheery pa! Yeah! Pa! Pa! Yeah!

Oh, Zach, voice is coming back! Yes! Oh, Nalo! Pa! Hey! Hey! Hey! Oh no, no, no, no, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey I think we've committed to this, I think we finished the song. I like stopping the song and just really trying to break down what has happened to us and the podcast. Why we're doing this, why we can't just like this is two podcasts now when we haven't been able to stick. Like the first one we almost stuck to it more than the second one. I thought it would be the other way around this one was again to get to this Kylie Jones's Kylie Jones I'm excited wait a second sorry It wasn't completely across

What's happened to your voice so in an effort to get back down I've had to push it into a weird spot It's a little bit deeper than my usual voice, but I think that I think I'm pretty happy with this Okay, here we go all right here we are ok professional swinging in bathrooms swinging so hard I forgot to lock the door did you ain't gonna swing with my daughter no more Well, you ain't gonna swing with my daughter no more

Well, I mean I would have loved my voice up there for the key change It would have really given it some all unfortunately. This is where my voice is now and it's only going deeper Tastes so good make a girl man cry And it's only going deeper. Ha ha ha ha! It's a... TASHA! Good make a girl man cry! Sweet cherry pie! Hey! Nice, very far! What a far-under-place! TAMOSWAD!

Looks so good! Guys, question. What's the point? What's the point of it? Listen, have a listen. What's the point of it? What's the point of it? If there's someone singing along.

Oh, it's like I believe I see sort of the bass is backing you up When you'd be singing that's your bass is backing you up with from home. That's barely back up though. That's full vocal Yes, really I'm sorry, maybe you're a guy girl sees is singing that and she goes he's pretty gone and taking him home and give him a little kiss Yes a little kiss or old All right I'm taking him home and give him a little kiss. Yes, a little kiss. Or old. Oh, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I That was written by did you know that was written by Jay Lane? Do you know that was Jay? Do you know that song was written by the same man that wrote TGRF for Katie Perry? There you go. No, it's not true.

Huh. Why would you lie to us low voice, Zach? We're all brush hard. Oh, and I know he's standing to Scrinchy Jack. Scrinchy Jack. Well, that's the end of the podcast guys. I wanted to say thank you all so much for coming out and doing the podcast and you know what we recorded this on a Friday so why not bring it home with the iconic song that everybody knows there's a stranger in my bed there's a pounding in my head

glitter all over the room pink flamingos in the pool I still like a mini bar DJs pass that in the yard, Bobby's on a barbecue This a hikki or a bruise Hitches of last night ended up online, I'm screwed Oh well, it's a great song It's a black, deaf blurb, but I'm pretty sure it's ruled Damn, last Friday night Yeah, we danced on table tops and we took too many shots Think we need a life of God last Friday night

Yeah, we maxed up credit cards and got kicked out of the bar So we hit the pool of our last Friday night We went streaking in the past Skinny did thing in the, then had a much better time. Right, I took the lyrics so far from me. And we say we gotta stop. Last Friday night. What are you doing?

Degrees in the lyrics. Again. What are you doing? This Friday night. We're all again Tom Armstrong, your turn Try it for my rest. Think I need a ginger ale. That was such an epic fail. Bitches of last night ended up online.

I'm screwed. Oh well. It's a black down blood, but I'm pretty sure it ruled. Damn. Last Friday night. Yeah, we dance on table tops, we took too many shots think we keep on I forgot last Friday night. Yeah, we maxed out credit cards and got kicked out of the box We're gonna hit the boulevard last Friday night

We went streaking in our parks skinny dipping in the dark then had our monage of 12 last Friday night Yeah, I think I broke the law. Oh, they say we're gonna stop Let's Friday night Do it all again This Friday night Do it all again This Friday night Do it all again. You got one of them. This Friday night, G-I-F-T-G-I-F-T-G-I.

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We'll be coming to the merch store. We'll be getting it very soon. Last Friday night. Yeah, I think we broke the law. I always say we're gonna stop. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh See ya next week!