Aunty Donna Podcast - We’ve Been Banking Them

Episode Date: November 21, 2023

A cast of characters desperately in need of a straight man. Frog Man, Italian Man & Cowdoy plus a Silly Clown shaped as a root vegetable. It’s 10 out of 10 out of 10. LINKS  Follow @theauntydonnagallery on Instagram https://bit.ly/auntydonna-ig   Become a Patreon supporter at http://auntydonnaclub.com/   CREDITS   Hosts: Broden Kelly, Zachary Ruane, & Mark Bonanno  Intro VO: Tom Zahariou  Producer: Lindsey Green Digital Producers: Nick Barrett and Jim Cruse Audio Imager: Mitch Calladine  Supervising Producer: Elise Cooper   Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh    Find more great podcasts like this at www.listnr.com/  Join The Aunty Donna Club: https://www.patreon.com/auntydonnaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A list-n-a-production. G'day legends and welcome to another Ripper episode of the Auntie Donna podcast. This week the guys step into their own multiverse featuring Frogman, Italian man, Cowdoi and a couple of chickens. What did Frog John Howard say to Frog Peter Costello? Is the silly clown a turnip or not? Stay tuned and find out. Remember, you can get access to the bonus episodes

and the video version of the podcast over at anti-donnaclub.com. Here we listen to the anti-donna podcast. The greatest fucking podcast in the world. Bro, make it sad, get sometimes a guest. We hope you enjoy the part of the fucking podcast. Hi, this is Zach from Antidona. We've been banking podcasts today more than we have in a very long time.

We're very, very tired, so we've decided to bring out the big guns. Oh, hello, but you're me, for all the time. Eh, this is me, this group of dirty men! I'm a year I love it to suck them on, dick! Oh, what is going on, you slick-o-ms, this is care-dory! Oh, you sick-o-dory! Eh, why you guys sneak them up in there? Bring the shooter to gun, they're out of the horse, eh! I'm half-frog, I'm half-man. I live on the lily pad in Craggy bird

How much time left? Okay, so you're in a minute 15 boys I'm a frog man. Hello, welcome to the frog man talk show. I'm drawing by two gash One is an Italian racist stereotype that originally started as an ironic character where Mark played the stereotypes that are burdened him as a child, but now has just become a character that he does. How are you Italian man? I'm piece of my own shit. Also joining us today is Cowboy. He's not quite a cowboy, not quite a... ...doy, he's Cowdory. Ow, ow, ow, ow, I died in Can. And of course, I'm Frogman.

I'm not quite a Frog, not quite a man. I live in Crayonburg, and I like to sit under a warm lamp, because I'm an amphibian. Hey, you sleeping? Why are you always getting real? Why is it so? What? Oh, no. Peacher, I'll carry the way on the one side. Oh, that same's how do I use on a wanted side? I have a question for both of you. Yes, well, quick draw McGraw. No, my name is Seventhora Michelangelo.

I know quick draw on this McGraw. I don't know, this is a real McGraw. Maybe you think of the parrot. Maybe you think of the bird. But no, no, that's not the me. Agame, you're being the new auntie done a show. You're being the new auntie done a show, you're being the new auntie done a show. Where's it bits of men?

Well, you were in the live show. Yes, so were you, and so was it here. I know that, for a fact, Zach did pitch multiple times, but the frog of the walk, which is our little song together, into the television program, but it just didn't make it in and why not there because Wog is a very offensive term in the UK they don't know that Wog is a slightly less offensive term that you have a sort of ethical right to talk to say because you are a Wog. Will a man be Mark Dasbano Pizzerman, ask the get off of it and you bloody brits.

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Yeah myself some chewing gum You got any frogs on that ranch? Oh no not a frog. And yeah! Mittabala! Oh, me bo. And a Mittabala! We've read the stars, sir!

Oh, the only red beans I have is in a bin, though. Eh, in a bin, there? Eh, eh. Oh, no. Eh, eh. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Eh, what the... What is it? Oh, no. Eh, não. É. É. Oh, não. Oh, não. Oh, não.

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Yeah, go hang him in town with the sundowns mine. Oh, that's interesting. I didn't vote for dictated them, not because I disagree with his politics, but because we have a separate frog election. Oh who you're going to for who is there before real frog election? It's a frog dan injuries. Oh shit. Look he's gonna I think he's gonna win it because you know very we often get very similar results to the human lick Hey, I have a question for you

Oh no, I blew my pants. Oh From the old wets tell us about the old wets are here You've got a problem with the sheriff in town Oh wait, sorry, I just wanted to clarify. I'm a fraud. Yes, you're fraud I just want to say the old wets That's what the column my underpants from yesterday Oh yeah get a little coat revolve And I take it and I put it in my hat

Cold coat hat. Oh, did everyone get in first and then in the Ever I've a question for you So the we're gone now summer kind of an adventure What? Eh, I've a question for you. Yeah. So the wig on, that summer kind of an adventure. Oh yeah, no, I thought that could be fun. It's a golden adventure. Maybe to stop there, you know, the Turkish from coming in or something. Oh, I don't see.

No, this is a problem. I know the Turkish coming. The Jack offered before this podcast to stay out of character and host. Oh no it's a bird, the Turkish and the sheriff. Oh no, that's a bird. The bird there was a sheriff and the Turkish gun. I thought it would be fine but now that I know the Turkish are bird and the sheriff have teamed up. These are about three greatest enemies.

We've got team up for once, put out... Put out their fissime. We've got to put out bullshit to say that. Because if you do it, I don't like it the way you have it. Not deep and if I do it, I don't like it when I lick your back. I go through another planet I live in space. Well, you know, this is the problem. That's probably because I sprinkled LSD on my back. Oh, shit! You should have told me!

I sprinkled 100,000 on my back, called my self-fairy plot. Oh, that's right. I don't understand. Wait, can I just check out how far into the podcast? Yeah. Yeah, no, all don't understand this. Why can I just check out how far into the podcast are you? Yeah, now, oh good, uh, seven minutes. Take a look, give them a look. I'll show you. Here's your last thing.

What's called Fairybrib? Yeah, Fairybrib. Why, what does that have to do with it? I'll get a big thing, marjoring. I think that gets some hundredth of... Yes. Pull my back, make fairy, Bribe. I like to use the flora that lowers the color,

you know the flora? You know the flora? Yes, for the old brisk and tindle. Why don't have margarine where I'm from? What do you have it? Butter. Yes. We just have good old fashioned butter.

Do you know they make the margillin out of the plastic? No, I didn't know that was how my gut's made of plastic. I've got two plastic little grums. I've got two, it's plastic, I'll say next to my balls. I've got a little tadpoles that I'd have to drive to school every morning. I've got two little cow d'oeil sitting in my scrape. I've got a dick and a hole in it, and then a between half and two scrot.

I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I don't know if I have a willy or not. I've got the leg! I don't know if I've got a willy. I know the lady frog, my wife, Mrs. Frog. I don't look at my willy. There's a letter me look here. Ah, I'd like to keep my pants on, my little frog pants.

If you ever have a pants on? Yeah, I've got a little frog pants on. They're a chino. Eh, my wife got the form. She got me a chino and a nice chicken shirt. Eh, God the fuck is shesung. Oh, no. I have a question for you.

Hey, stop that on the brindle. Eh, dig my ass. Shit in my bum. Oh shit in my bum. But shall I tell you the music now? To land my way. No, it's weird. Super group.

This is the best over the planet. Sorry, a little bit more music. Split the diff. Split the diff. Sorry, sorry, man. The diff is for the froggy. We got team up, fight them, split the fruggy. We got team up, fight them, Turkish bird and bread.

Oh, oh, I said it. This is the issue, right? Yes. The Turkish people have got Turkish bread, which has attracted more birds. Yes, it. And the share of, oh, now the share of, you high-dorn, rise-end, thrimbles.

Here's your challenge to you, that are birds. We've got a cow door. A bird. Oh no, it's going to pick me up and eat me. Oh, you know, I think that's what they do. Yeah. They'll pick you up and eat you. Sheriff birds.

It's like, um... No, go say. No. Oh, you can't say. Speak your truth. I don't know how to say this. Um Not god say no I don't know how to say this in a way that's I was going to imply that the life of a frog is not this similar to someone that lives on the border of Iraq With drones flying over there village But if for a frog and there's burns flying over my village, political comm, now, well, I'm worried that it would be insensitive to those with the drones flying over their village, but you know, if it draws attention to the plight of those

with drones flying over their village, I'm really happy to engage from the choice. Should there be all to do some political income? Well, you're right. I think you should, because you're a racist. But I'll tell you, I'm very'm very apt to date I read the frog newspaper I could do something political comment I ring a ring or who's there and mark a letter eh fuck you

That's very nice I'm gonna meet you high-dorn That's unsmithed Klayo, do you have any political comments? Klayo, a doi What's that? You said a cloud doi I'm fair, a doiOWER DOY! What's that? You said a cloud boy. I'm a LOWER DOY.

Yeah, you pronounce it in France. I'm a sorcery. But I'm a racist, that's so... I was here. What was the question? You got only political comedy for us? What's all that talk about Julia Glimm? Very good.

I've got a political joke for you. Yes, sir. So what did Frog, what did Frog John Howard say to Frog Peter Costello? He said, Think about the, the, the, the, the frog, S T. Now you said, next, Frog election, mate, next, Frog election. Oh, no. It's a little bit of a joke about how he sort of tagged him a lot.

Yes, very simple that a human petacostello frog petacoste. That's probably not. It's probably not. It's probably, well no, because frog how and frog costello stayed in power till the mid to the to 2015. Oh, so even so in your frog world, is there a frog equivalent of every person in the human world there? No, but there is for politicians. And also I should say next, next, you know, he said next election, next in Frog, that's a very rough translation. So, Ribbit, which'm incapable of playing straight men. There are three characters here,

a desperately needed for straight men. Well, you know, I know the sheriff. Oh, no, it's the sheriff in his police car. I was gonna say, I could be a straight man. I worry that you make a straight man with me. It'll be good. You want to try? I could be a straight man. Yeah, try.

I can be a straight man. I can be a straight man. You're the next man. Try, you'll try. You'll see you on, no, a tumble breed. Oh, tumble breed. I'll, I'll be a straight man and I think let me have a go. But first, could you find me a warm lamp?

Yes, sir. Oh, no, my blood is cold. I need a nice warm lamp to pop up. I have a lamp at home and next to my bed is shipping like a mother Jesus. Oh, I love Jesus. Yes, sir. Oh, I see straight, oh, I see straight, telly and cream. Yes, I love Jesus. Yes. Oh, I see straight. Oh, I see straight

Telling cream. Yes, I could think you know, I'm all there. I have a week needs it. I suck my own dick. But I could do it straight, the man. Yeah, I've got okay. Hey, hello. Oh, Oh my god. Oh what's this? Um, I'm the straight man. Wow. I'm a frog. I'm a kale door. Yes, I suck on my own deer. Oh wow. Oh no. That's great. That's a great action. You've been down the old Baudello. Well, well, well, my knees. I've not been dead to the old baldelow.

I've been dead to the old frog, Della, though. What is it, that? Oh, it's like a baldelow for frogs. Oh, sorry, I lost the deck, and it's hard to do. I, oh, oh, oh, no. Coming up next, a new character. A new character.

This act will be playing a new character, chicken gym. Oh, new character, better tell the old judging team. And Mark will be playing a new character too. What's his name? It beats the man. Oh no, that's the same character. I forgot them. And he'll be's the same character. Oh, I forgot them. And Katelyn brought you a break.

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And Katelyn brought you a break. And Katelyn brought you a break. And Katelyn brought you a break. And Katelyn brought you a break. And Katelyn brought you a break. And Katelyn brought you a break. And Katelyn brought you a break. And Katelyn brought you a break. And Katelyn Welcome, brack. Hello, it's a black Judging ten runs a different sprindle to all the others. Yes, sir. Oh, no, I like born Alpo, oh no Hey, I've known met them a friend there. I made him there at the old blacksmith. He's a from a melting

He used to work out the wave of bull. He's a name. He's a from a melting. He used to work at the wave pool. He's a chicken gym. Chicken and gym. We got the frog man and bought you know chicken and gym because I tried to do with the straight man. I do a good voice but not very but then because I'm a to tired anything new right now. Too difficult for me. I tried something it did not work. I take a sheet. It's a full of blood She can so we bring a chicken chips in there. A chicken chip say to play the straight man. Oh, she's not there. Chicken chips say where are you? You say?

Oh no, he can't talk like an old dance chicken. Chicken chips. I have a question for you. Well why don't you draw the inside piece and then move? Speak a manate. You come here. Do you want to eat the chicken a'jiv? He'd be good eating on the old spit roast.

Oh, right. What happened to you today? You said, if you want to boil a spaghetti, pass the broccoli. I have this summer fresh of quacaccia. I have it. I forgot quacache. I have a I've got to I have a spin cop it. I have this summer when a glass of ginato. You know I have a biscuit. I have nothing to do.

You know what I have. I had Don't break, I had my breakfast. Do you know what it is? Binge. Pink, cake puff. Where you went to the pancake parlour? Yeah, go show stack with love, Vienna coffee. Oh, very nice. What did you need to be in the coffee?

I'm a no Vienna, but if coffee and a Vienna just there's a beer, you know what it is, you can't be. You get that good. Black coffee. A little bit of cream. Oh, it goes down a buffalo trim. Oh chicken the gym man chicken shoes. I want her be shit in your beak. I got you. I got you. Oh, I am. How are you, mate? Look here. Oh no.

It's her, Fizzy here. And Mr. Sheriff, I know shit in a mouth chicken and Jimmy. Bac-bac-bac-bac-bac-bac. I just give him a little star light. This is like the Avengers. Yes, it. Because the way it gets at the threat. It's like even one week to guess.

Can I tell you a secret? Only two guess. Can I tell you a secret? Eh, before this podcast, I'll get the... After the listener's studio, they have a mallow in a packet. I took a four packet of mallow, I put the, you know, one cup with some milk, okay? And now I need to shoot the soap, eh? And what the hell is it chicken and gym here? You know, I want a cup of some milk, okay? And now I need to shit this all back. Hahaha. Hahaha.

And what the hell is it chicken and chicken here? What do you do with this? What did you think that this was a better choice than frog and man? Hahaha. He's a strike man, chicken chips. Hahaha. Okay, we're gonna take a short break, okay? Yeah.

And when we come back, Mark, we're playing a new character, chicken and bowl. Oh no! I can't throw in a couple chickens. And next gets... And now, next Hyundai gets... You know, he means chicken. Please welcome, what was it? Two chickens.

Oh no, I'm here with two chickens. I chickened. I can't be caught all in fence. I chickened Jim. Oh you caught all the pigs! B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b He lays lion edges. Oh no. Oh no. Chicken Jim can't lay eggs because he's got a dick and no egg laying probabilities. Oh no.

Chicken. Chicken. He's laying another egg. He's cracking it. He's got 80s on egg. I was frying up an egg. Oh no. I'm trying to eat my fried up an egg. Oh, nah, cherries in town. I can't see me with two chickens.

Yeah, you're putting it with me. You're putting it with me. I'm putting it with me. I'm putting it with me. Okay, I'm gonna go away for a while. When I come back, Pris is gonna have a new character? Who is a chicken?

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I can't, I can't. Listen, I've got a couple of questions for you, chickens. Fuck! Yes, absolutely, and we will get to that. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. We've seen a lot of people eating chicken eggs. How does it feel when you see someone eating one of your eggs? Oh, sorry, I've just been informed, I've been cut and taken by places chickened you. And that was Antidona That was Auntie Donna character

Avengers, I guess, bring it bring out the big guns. I give that podcast 10 out of 10 and I'll tell you why out of what 10 10 out of 10 out of 10. 10 out of 10 out of 10 and I'll tell you why I give it 10 out of 10 out of 10. Tell me. So it's out of 10 out of 10 tell me Because it's a 10 For a dash 10 over 10 10 out of 10 10 out of 10 out of 10 out of 10 out of 10 out of 10 Yeah, so it's 10 out of 10 possible out of 10s. He's given a 10 or in when it's not 10 out of 10 It's so good that it's 10 out of 10 out of 10 10 out of 10 is a hundred

Over 10 so you can carry 10 I See it differently 10 out of 10 I say easy could have given it two 10 out of 10s out of 10 If you read the supplementary material you would have seen it's a hundred out of 10 I see it is too small at 10s. It's a 10 out of 10. It's like font 8, 10, forward slash 10. And it's the same out of like, and font 8. And then font 12, big forward dash. I know, 10. That's the way I say it.

Actually, it's one. I say it is 10 slash 10 slash 10. 10 out of 10 out of 10. I don't know. It makes less sense to me. You do the one at the top. 10 out of 10, which is one. And then it's one out of 10 is one. I don't know why. That makes less sense to me. You do the one at the, oh wait, no, you do the one at the top. 10 out of 10, which is one. Yep.

And then it's one out of 10. But out of 10. I don't know, now you've lost me. It's 10 out of 10, out of 10. I know. 10 out of 10. But no, that's different to that. What's that out of 10 out of 10?

No, what you're saying is two different things. I was wrong, I went down a path, I realized I was wrong. You're saying two different things. You're saying 10 out of 10, out of 10. Yeah different things. You're saying 10 out of 10 out of 10. Yeah, I was saying it's 10 out of 10 out of 10. And you're saying 10 out of 10 out of 10. 10 out of 10 out of 10. Yeah, 10 out of 10.

I agree with that. That's what it is, but you. Out of 10. But it's 10 out of 10. 10 slash 10. 10 out of 10 out of 10. No, he's saying 10 slash 10 over 10. Yeah, wrong.

No, it's 10 out of 10 out of 10. Which is what I'm saying. It's just 10 slash 10 slash 10. No, no, no, it's 10 out of 10 out of 10. Which is what I'm saying. Which is 10 slash 10 slash 10. No, no, no, wait. Are you saying 10 out of 10 out of 10? I'm saying 10 out of 10 out of 10. That's a great score that you've given it. I haven't given it that score.

I gave it 10 out of 10 out of 10. Well, that's what I gave it. No, you just gave it 10 out of 10. You gave it 10 out of 10 out of 10. I gave it 10 out of 10 out of 10. I gave it 10 out of 10 out of 10. So if someone said to me, out of 10, if someone said to me, out of 10, I would respond to them.

Give it a different score. 10 out of 10 out of 10. What's that? Give it less than 10 out of 10 out of 10. But I can't, I give it 10 out of 10. Yeah, but I just, no, give something else. Give this mug, that mug. That's a nine out of 10 out of 10.

Out of 10. No, no. That's just a nine out of 10. But what, but nine out of 10 out of 10. No, no It's just a nine out of 10, but what but nine out of 10 out of what? Nothing, all right out of 10. I'm a 10 It's nine out of 10 that glass for example though. That's four out of 10 out of 10 out of four Now that makes sense. I'll tell you why I give it 10 out of 10 out of 10. It's because It's because it's because if it had just been one of my favorite characters, that would have been good. If it had been two of my favorite characters, it would have been great.

To have three out of my favorite characters and no anchor to make them funny, that is 10 out of 10. Well, that's funny that you say that because for me, them funny. That is 10 out of 10. Well, that's funny that you say that because for me, the reason I gave a 10 out of 10 out of 10 was because they have different school, different school apparently. I disagree with that. Apparently, just fact, I think you got it wrong. That's the magic of numbers, mate. You can think one thing. And also, it's subjective. There is no right answer when it comes to numbers and maths. Um, at a level, yes. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I think I have to put it at that level. Or I can get a 10 out of 10 out of 10 is because I had all six of my favorite characters. Which are? Pizza man, frog man, cowboy, chicken gym,

chicken pool, another chicken. Can we just clarify as well? And also chicken gym is also known as chicken chips. Yes, chicken chips, which is the, yeah, that's in cowboy. Yeah, in cowboy language, that's chicken. Yeah, but there were seven characters. Yeah, I didn't like the other one. The seventh character You were that's my least favorite character

Brock Brock yeah Chicken jib set it in English for you. I Thought it would be clear. Yeah, he'd drink. Yeah, he said very clearly in English He said in chicken. Yeah, I'd drink. Yeah. He said very clearly in English. He said in chicken. Yeah, I'm now introducing which yeah, and then he said rock, rock, rock, but do you see why it's hard to it? Ha ha. Yeah. Do you see why it's hard to decipher that? Yeah. Why? Because in chicken language, his name is the only words that were being said at the same time. So Brock, Brock, Brock, Brock, Brock, Brock.

But it's different. So when chicken is talking and chicken, it's Brock, Brock, Brock. Are you, do you feel confident enough that that's what happened about when you guys make things together? You were clearly very confused and I took comfort in the fact that even though you two were confused even though we've worked together for 10 years we have an almost psychic connection sometimes when it comes to comedy what am I thinking now? Oh, correct. His brain is fucking empty. True.

That's true. That joke, I give that joke 10 out of 10 out of 10. Oh, sick. Yeah. But not 10 out of 10 out of 10. I know. I know there's a difference now. What do you give the podcast so far, Ronan?

Not including this. This is the rica. Out of 10 out of 10. Out of 10. What do you give the podcast so far, Ronan? Not including this, this is the raker. Out of 10, out of 10. Out of 10. Out of 10. Out of 10. Seven. Out of what?

Out of 10. Out of what? No. Out of no. Out of no. It's a 10 out of 10 out of no. I don't believe once you've done something out of, I believe that's absolute and as far as it can go. But what about 10 out of 10?

That I don't know. Can I bring in another character? Now. That would be highly unorthodox and could lead to us losing our legs. It's an orthodox character though. Are they great? All right, please introduce this new character. Do they have a name?

Yeah, yes. this new character. Do they have a name? Uh, yeah. Yes. No, actually. Now that I think about it, I don't think it would be right for me to play an old Greek or the docks. Perishana. Because it would be raised. No, I agree.

Yeah, so. That's a horrible thing to do. So, I'm going to nix that character. Maybe bring in like a silly clown or something, maybe. Okay, I can bring in the silly clown. Turn up. Turn up. How about I'm getting pretty clear. I wanted a clown. I'm sorry, sorry. Oh, what? A turn up can't be a clown. Well, no, if it's just, you know, like if you post your letter first, you get the mail first. What? I'm gonna do it. I put my letter in the letter box first. Yeah, but then what if it gets mixed up in the system?

But that the turnip and clan didn't. What if I put it right in afterwards? I don't know how to do turnip, man. Would you please just say you're a fucking turnip, just say you're a turnip, be a clan but just say you're a fucking turnip. I have a good angle for clan. Our producer has been up since 3am. Can I just say you're a fucking turn up?

It's 4.45 in the afternoon. Can't spin up for more than 12 hours. Say you're a clown and just say you're a turn up. It's not hard. But I'm not going to be a turn up. Don't care. I don't know how to do it. Fine, fine, fine. You're not, you're not, you're not going to have to say you're a turn up. Go, do you fucking clown. But we will know you're. Do it, yeah. Do it. He's not a turnip. Sure. He looks like me. Okay.

Okay folks, you're gonna have to strap in. This is gonna be a long one guys. We are not leaving here until we get to the bottom of this. Is this clown character a turnip? No, is this a character not a turnip? This X-raying is not. Who defines what a character is though? So sorry, he's just, I can't.

If I could work turnip is, if I could work turnip in. Yeah, if you were a better comedian. Oh, it's true, opposing forces. If you're a better comedian, yeah, you were able to do it. No, not, yes, absolutely. If I was a better comedian, I'll own that.

I will own that. If I knew how to work turn up in, I just had a very specific idea for this character. The moment, the moment Broden said, it must have been moment, because two seconds later he said turn up. Because it was them, and that's exactly what I'm saying. And that's why I think I need to listen to my heart right now.

Bill it. Can I just look up turn up, see if there's anything I can do with it? I want to see it. He's trying, he's trying? I want to try he's trying He's trying he's trying his hardest to help you. I can't do turn it He said I want you to do a clown character and and like a flash the character came to do it then can I go? How can you introduce it? You're only silly music anything silly. It's alright if you don't I've got Avengers

I can just do it. Yeah, but just do the intro and then cut out at the end of the intro just play Avengers music and then cut out Okay, you all introduce you. Okay, and what's the character? Silly Clam silly Clam and you can decide it's I don't know the name I've just got the character. Okay Please introduce a new character to the Don of Us. It's silly clown. Hello everybody, I'm silly clown. I'm a silly clown, but also I'm a root vegetable. I was sorry.

I haven't decided yet. Why is shaped like a turnip? Well, because lots of root vegetables look like turnips. Are you a turnip? No. You've been listening to the Aunty Donna Podcast. Thanks for joining us for another rip-apisode brought to you by Aunty Donna Club.com. See you next week!

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