Aunty Donna Podcast - Writing A Hit Song 4 The Hottest 100 Part 3

Episode Date: February 26, 2019

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A list-nuff production. not a great start to the podcast. Not a good start. I have gas. As we came in. It's not the start of the podcast. As we were starting there, I was like, how can we start this in a really good way? How can we really get into this? Yeah. Give it a good start. And I didn't expect a fart, Mark Bonanno. I'm surprised that after the years of knowing and working with me that you wouldn't think that

my go to thing for opening a podcast would be brown, would be like a brand new one. What, brown? Yes. Wait, for any sound coming out of a bum hole. But I would say brown is a new development for you Mark. You used to be gall and come. That's true. That's true.

There was always a bit of, there was always a bit of shit in there with the Goring Come. I forgot for 15 seconds that we were recording a podcast. And see, Lee, just then, I just sort of sat back and went somewhere else. Well, this is how me and Mark talk. Yeah, I'm a little worried. Yeah, I'm a little worried. This is just normal conversation.

I have all the time, Mark. Where you going? Wait, we're recording? But that wasn't even listening. I was sort of just went somewhere. We're talking about Gory Come Shit and now that's sort of my realm of expertise when it comes to, you know comedy. Yeah. And that's what people, that's what really what makes people laugh of discovered.

I go goofy, not goes brown, bright and goes relatable. Delatable. Delatable, which is like, it's delayed, it's relatable, it's delayed, but it's also datable. That should be the brand. You know when we do out of date relatable, that's kind of a thing we do, that should be our brand. If there was, if there, you know how one every product that you buy it calls, which I know we're going to be discussing later. I'm going to be a shelf. I thought you would say so. song, but then I just found out my best friend has an itchy calf muscle.

And we have to figure out, I want to know why, because what if it's some sort of infectious disease? I didn't want to get into it, but it feels like a mozzy bite or a bite. It feels like a bite. Do you know I don't get, I never get bit by mozies. And do you know why? Succeeding in blood. No, not necessarily.

I think it's because mozies don't like Italian food. That was really funny, Mark. I, sorry, but can I just say so? Yes, that was so funny. Thank you. But I can't laugh right now because my best friend has in each of our hearts. I'm sorry I even tried to be humorous in light.

Do you know the only person on each tough news? Do you know the only person that can make jokes about each of our hearts right now is Broden Kelly? Yeah, that's fair, that's fair. Because we don't want to take his pain in his experience. Even when he's making jokes about Nietzsche Kalf,

that doesn't give us the permission to make jokes about Nietzsche Kalf. The disparity as well, I'm talking about, I want to scratch it, not that it's one Japanese Kalf. It's not one of the Japanese Kalf. Oh. It's good that you find humor. It's funny that you can laugh about it.

On the cheek off. I know that I was the one at the top of this that said we have to finish the song or else it will drag out and it will become another, you know, that time we got the podcast recommended to us, which we never finished so we should get back to that. But, and I was the one that said that and I think we should get to that. But, and I was the one that said that, and I think we should get to that. But I don't, I don't want to do that knowing in my heart that one of the members of this group is doing it, pushing through an itchy car. I'm happy to do, to continue on, because I want to get the most out of my creativity before the itchy calf becomes an injury.

And then she's left one follow up question to the itchy calf. How would a Japanese person describe they have an itchy knee when most people would just think they're saying one, two. For me to answer that would be beyond my capabilities as a performer without stepping into racial comedy. Okay. So I'm gonna leave it there. But itchine, that's clever.

Like how would a Japanese person say to another Japanese person? I would have it itchy knee and they'll just be going, what do you mean you have a one tooth? So there's a, you know, brod and the son, dozer, yoroshku. And then they would go into... And what if they were talking to their child? I would say, sorry. Now, I have an Ichi Nesun, and they're like, that's one, two, three, dad.

Surely this has been done. Surely this has been done. I can't have come up with this. One, it's not very good. No, it's very clever. It's almost a little too. But my concern, Mark, is, well is well my thing is so if they go Ichi ni son. I've got an Ichi ni son. Yeah

Wouldn't they have different words in Japanese for Ichi ni and son? No, no, no because Ichi ni son means one two three Yeah, yeah, so wouldn't they be saying three completely different words? I don't think you understand what I'm saying Which is if a Japanese person is talking to their son, and they say, I have an itchy knee son. So you've got one, two, three, and they'd be confused. No, you've said, I've got a. So if the son speaks English,

they know they're speaking English at that point. Not necessarily because they're Japanese. Did I mention that? Yeah, but then wouldn't they be speaking in Japanese and they wouldn't say it's you. Tell me you have an itchini son. I imagine I'm your son. You tell me I don't speak Japanese, so I would be saying it in English. Well, let's see. This is just an experiment to get to the bottom of it. Okay. Mark.

Yeah. I have an itchini son. What do you mean one, two, three? Do you see what I'm saying? Hey, I have looked up on Google translate the Japanese phrase for I have an itchy knee. Broden, thank you. Thank you for getting on board. The answer is KAYUMI GA ARO. See, that doesn't sound like one, two, three to me.

That doesn't make any sense to me. I can't understand that at all. But when you say I have an itchy knee son, I go, you're saying one, two, three. But you've got an itchie-nee. So do you understand how that's confusing? If you were someone who speaks both English and Japanese. Which I don't think. Sort of like there is, but okay. Well, I know some Japanese people that speak English. I saw one on Netflix, she cleans houses and and boy is she a talent. Do you remember Rekondo? Oh boy is she a talent.

The way she cleans houses, the way she jumps about. Do you remember Rekondo? Yes, what a talented woman she is. The things she does with hoodies is a revolution. What are you doing with the hood? Guys, if I'm happy to move forward with my itchy calf, if, sorry, donate all of the funds from this to people with itchy cuffs.

From this one, two, three joke. Yes. I want all the money from the song to go to us. What's called manch? It's gonna be called manch. Manch. As in we're gonna buy mansions. Three mansions each. One two manch. Three front properties. Hi pathetic quick. Single facing or double facing. I'm not approved. Hi pathetically speaking. I've just discovered anti-donna, I'm a random person. I've just discovered anti-donna from their new hit web series on YouTube, Glenridge Secondary College,

based on last year's live show. And I say, where have you been living under a rock? I've just discovered anti-donna, I go, oh, it seems to me from the YouTube description, it seems to me they've got a podcast Okay, so I go to their podcast. This is the first Antidone podcast I've ever listened to Catch me up. What's going on? What's this manch song?

I would just say go listen to part one of this series. I refuse or part two or Part no listen to part one because this series. I refuse. Or part two. Or part, no, listen to part one, because it's a journey. Okay. The first movie I saw was back to the future too. And it did respond. It was a very inspiring movie.

The first movie of that series or the first movie you ever saw. The first movie I ever saw was in 1984 and was back to the future too. And it was, so, okay, that opens up more things because you saw that movie one year before the first movie. Uh-huh, came out. The eye issue is, I always assumed you were born 1987-88.

So I think we've got a bit of a Rebel Wilson here. Rebel Wilson doesn't lie about her age. Oh yes, please don't do it. She's accused of it. She was accused of it. She was accused of it and not a Ford. Accused of it and but went to court and won the trial. And I just want to say, one of Australia's great comic performers, Rebel Wilson. She was absolutely right to do that.

Vowel media really were in the wrong there. And she donated all of her winnings, so she wasn't doing it for money. All of her cash prize. Look, Mark. She answered, when she went to that court, she answered all the questions right. And that was a hot seat that you were sitting in.

I think you're confusing the Australian court system with Wheel of Fortune. See, here's the thing, from my perspective, they're one and the same. And that's my opinion. I mean, the court system these days really is just like spinning a big wheel. You never know who's not, the jurors are, in a big wheel. You never know. Who's not? The jurors are f- It's all foolish. You know what?

You're spinning them is broken. You're spinning the wheel of life. You might as well be playing crabs. Guys, let's finish this fucking song. I really don't want to divert, so I'm just going to give Mark a one sentence answer then back to the song. Yep. What the fuck is crabs?

You know what the casino?bs? You know the casino? No. You roll the dice? You still make Crabbs. Crabbs. Crabbs. No, I like the game. Very good.

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Alright. Tom. Alright. Tom. Alright. Tom. Alright. Tom. I Was it good I can't possibly be the first person that's done that You become American Coffee this morning I haven't had coffee for fucking six months Hey, hey, hey!

Hit it Tom, let's play it back because I don't remember it. I don't remember either. Oh yeah, the starless thing. Yeah, the starland. So it starts with political stuff. And then that beat. Can you turn it off? Yeah.

Yeah. I'm hopefully getting this. Yeah. Yeah. In Saxon, Trumpet. Now. Great. So far here. So far as makes a lot of sense. And the vastness. And we found the one with that on the end words.

Who is this? We don't know. Is it our mate? What's his name? Dimitri Martin. You go now. You go now. Oh, suck fuck. No, no, no swearing.

Suck up truck. Eater truck. Tuck. Tuck away away put the truck in a suck suck my this a bin compromised a hundred sucks suck a truck get in the truck I only improvise about trucks Helga's bread $3.70 everyday price double smoked

ham $2.50, say 50 cents. Sticky's, meet the stickies collection. Sticky's collector's case, $4. Sticky's collector bag, $2. Sticky's I'm gonna go get ready for the half time. I have time. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom.

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He has a lot to say. He has a lot to say. He has a lot to say. He has a lot to say. He has a that The other because it's a hit guys. I'm feeling a bit blue. I Realized I noted myself out of the song You have a little and I would just love have a little what? Have a little have a little have a little faith in Zach Just believe in yourself brother Well Zach, just believe in yourself brother. Well, Mark's had a coffee.

For context, Mark is on a very strict diet due to gut health, and he's slowly reintroducing foods, and today is the first day he's allowed to introduce coffee, is that right? Yeah, I had a little bit on the weekend, and then I think I went a bit overload. So I was like, okay, I'll take a couple of days break and then this is the first time I've had it since then, but then was the first time I had it for six months. So I had it, so I had a bit too much and I have one today and I'm shaking boys, I'm jittery. I'm a little jitter-bo-y, a little June boat.

What I've never understood, I've always known coffee to get you a little bit, hept up. I've never known coffee to get you a little bit hept up I've never known coffee to turn someone into a 1957 Oscars host the wise Kraken. Hey, I'm a regular Bruce Valange Couldn't remember his name the other day. Oh, you couldn't he came to our show in America wrote on He came to our show in America. Wrote on the Star Wars holiday special. Diddy!

Yes, he fucking did. We've never watched the other night. Look up Bruce Flandsch everyone. Show ones. Hey, just on these, I don't want to go into too much detail with this, but Cole's doing this promotion called Stiggies, which is little characters they've made. And when you go to Cole's, you get Stiggies. And on this specials page that I'm looking at,

when you purchase $30, when you spend $30 and purchase any cucumber, grapes, or Perino tomatoes, you get bonus Sticky's. So when you go to Coles, you get Sticky's? Yeah. I usually get Sticky's when I go to the brothel. Alright, Mark. Yeah, I usually get stickies when I go to the brothel All right Well back You mean silly

Stop it. Stop. Do you think this is a silly podcast? No, I'm so sorry It is a silly podcast, but it is not a void-vill touring act of the mid 1920s. I like the new mark He punches it up. I'm just punching up, mate. I've come in, you... Who's the current president of the United States? Of the United States of America. I feel well-a.

What? What? Who's the current president of the United States? A Woodrow. Yep. Woodrow. Yeah. It's a canoe. You're talking about the... So,row. Yep. Woodrow. Yeah. Woodrow. It's a canoe.

You're talking about the... So, are you talking about a president? Or are you talking about the episode of The Simpsons? It's the only thing that can't imagine what... Where Bart makes up a fake boyfriend for his teacher, Miss Craboppel. Woodrow. Yeah, that's who you're thinking of? Well, that's where he took the name.

I believe he took the name from a president. He did. Woodrow Wilson. Woodrow Wilson. He's a little just looking at his time in office. He's a little early for I think what you're doing. But that's fucking me. He died in 1924 so you were fucking close. Right, damn.

Can I hear the transition from the silly stuff to just sicko mode by Travis Scott? Yeah. And I had an idea that I wanted to bring the table for this. from the silly stuff to just sicko mode by Travis Scott. Yeah. And I had an idea that I wanted to bring the table for this. Well, two things. First of all, I do think it feel like my bit was noted to death. The whole point of it was supposed to, my rap was supposed to come in like,

ah, just like, fuck out there swearing. And it's a boom because the kids love swearing. And then I feel like we took all the swearing out of it. Happy to reassess. Happy for you to put the swearing version on the album. Uh huh. Maybe as a bonus track. Uh huh.

Uh huh. And I think you're right, it doesn't work. I think the sucky stuff is a little bit rude still. I want to chuck it all out start again. I think that's what good artists do. Yeah, I had an idea though. I think you can keep that real aggressiveness and I think the further.

Have you ever read the Bible? I mean I haven't been in touch with Jesus of light. Yeah, I think it would be really cool. Yeah. Instead of like, I love the swearing is just different passages from the book of Christ. Now that's something I can get on board with. So if you... Because that sends a positive message, but it keeps that gutter-rule

that's the love of the past. Yeah, and that urban feel that we're going for. Yeah, absolutely. Great. I want you to think, like there's probably a moment here where you're thinking, uh, religion, boo, that's not gonna make us any money. That's not very cool.

I'm gonna say some things. Kanye West. Yeah. Hillsong Church. Oh, gonna say some things. Kanye West. Yeah. Hillsong Church. All Chris Pratt is a big fan. Christopher Pratt. Sticky's. Sticky's.

Yes. Sticky's are all Christian. Sticky's from Coles are all Christian. Did you know that? Sticky's from Coles are all Christian. The little promotional toys at Coles, Sticky's. Uh-huh. But the issue is about half of them are Catholic,

and about half of them are Protestant. Uh-huh. So if you get two Sticky's, one Catholic, one Protestant, and you put them in the same Sticky's case, there's gonna be some issues there, there's gonna be some troubles. Yeah, hopefully nothing that will hurt the Sticky's because we want the St stickies to live full lives

because you know stickies are going to be around for a long time. Yeah. I had another idea that I wanted to bring to the table. What is the biggest country in the world? Landmass or population wise. And landmass. India or China? China.

Wrong. Korea. Korea is the biggest country in the world right now with which career together You can't even fathom it. Okay, so you're a you want to bring career together? I want to bring career together, but I also want to tap into that sweet Korean dollar. Okay, right? So what's the big is have so much money? They do and what that North Korean dollar and what's the most popular thing in Korea? What starcraft? Okay, okay, so I was thinking okay that we could end the song

But I thought it was simple potato pancake. That is that is the second most popular thing next to starcraft So I'm still confused that we're talking about all of Korea right now? Can you clarify? Yeah, because the North and South are very different. Very different places. I wasn't aware. So they had a war. What? Okay.

So they had a war with each other before the Vietnam War. So career and Vietnam? No, no, no, no. The North of Korea? When did this happen? 50s. I wasn't even born. No, no.

It was late 70s through to the early 80s. Korean War. Yes, yes. And then it got axed. But the finale, the finale of the Korean War, was the highest rated television program in Korea. Yeah, yeah. Exactly. You are talking about the TV series, Mash.

Yes, yes, yes, which was set in Korea, but we're shot after the end of Korea. Yes, no, the career is gone. Your career will be gone if you don't get on back on track. Oh! Oh! Snap. Snap. Here, the transition.

All right. Well, what I was gonna say was, I think we should end the song with a large portion of Starcraft music. Right. Great. I'm doing for that. That's just an offer. Now, I know Broden also made it an offer to end the song.

I don't think these two offers a mutually exclusive make-it-work top. That's what I was thinking, actually. We can make it a medley. We could. Yes. This is the Half-Live section. Can I make an offer? Yeah. This is... Can I make an offer? Yeah. Hi! Oh yes!

Hi! Can I just stop the track? Oh wait, oh no we had a thing going, I'm so sorry. That's a... that's a... But I do like this run you're doing. Because I just want to know, is that a mood that you're going for or is that a vocal performance before you answer I just want to know there was a beautiful songstress you put in you laid in there Tom yeah over that last little bit of beautiful songstress what is whose voice was that I was Zach that was me not Ariana Grande

yeah that was Zach doing that live you didn't see you didn't see that oh my god did you think that was Ariana Grande? I thought I was in the presence of Dame Nelly Melba. Oh my God. That is the biggest compliment after calling the Ariana Grande. I thought. Why are you guys talking about what I order at Starbucks? Get the fuck out.

Get out of my car. Get your things. Get your things. I'm gonna Starbucks I say I can have an area on a grand day. Mark and there's a coming round. Thank you for your work today. Thank you. Get out. Get the fuck out of our podcast studio. Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Okay, but is it okay if I'm involved in that nope you made your choice? Hey, Zach hey Mark said dumb can't tell me about it Mark what are you doing nothing? I'm home with my mom yeah, bro. I just said I sound like the love child of Thome Nelly Melba and

I remember Grande and you've made it about yourself I'm sorry. I'll leave I have a I have a quarter chicken and chips please and just at the drive Where are you getting quarter chicken you getting chips from a driver's Star very star the worst gravy in the world red roaster. Well, that is that is a hot topic at the anti-donna office press play Press play. I don't want to get it I'm gonna shoot my own so do we keep my vox? Oh, yeah, of course. Absolutely. It's right Anyway, it's allx. Oh, yes, absolutely. But you have to wait until Sikoma comes in.

No, no, no, I think over there. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do Thank you. So when exact things you get diarrhea? When exact does a vocal run, I, Broden Kelly, get the runs. Thank you. Good to know. Thank you so much. All right. Where are we going from? They said that about Dame Nelly Melba in the 1890s when she sang beautifully. The Princess Theatre would be, everyone would be

knee deep in watery shit. They said the Isles were rivers of poop because of the runs that she gave everyone. Rivers of poop, they say. They say to this day, in the stalls of the Princess Theatre, you can still see the shit stage from Dave Nellie but I thought she gave with her beautiful voice, she gave everyone the runs. And they would go to a suare, that night, after the show they would go to a suare at the

forum theatre, and their shit would flow through the cities of Melbourne. There was not a dry sock in the entire place. Well, they were all wet with the runs. All right. The shit you see had gone down the pants and into the sock. I think it was of her singing voice. All right. Here's my sicko-made remix. Did you have a thumbs section?

Saks focus. No, no, Travis Scott. I might say that. I also like to say, oh no, I've got the runs. Oh no, I've got the runs. During that spoke of the elements. Yeah. Is that Drake very important? Oh, freezing car. Okay, before it gets cool, cut to starcraft.

Yeah, I would love if we could just play three to four minutes of Starcraft and can it happen in a really abrasive bound type way bound to type like Yeezers, I want to make a political message though. Can you layer it with the North Korean national anthem? All right Star. Oh my god. This is gonna be so big in Korea. Do you want to lose Starlin? No, no, no, no, Stalin never leaves. Stalin was, hey, I can make a connection here. He was the head all. Can you?

Atma. I don't, where's the link? Between North Korea and Stalin. I see no ideological or historical link between those two places. Stalin, Russia, communist, China, helped North Korea, communist. But they're not, are they communist? I don't know if they are. North Korea, yeah.

Are they communist though? They're dictators. That's why the relationship with China is so complex. They have a communist party. Well, this is, this is complicated. Well, they're nominally communist, although I would say we go into this without any real research. Yes, absolutely.

But yes, okay, are you ready? Let me hear it quick. Come on, man. No, no, no, no. Fucking damn lazy. He's getting these down. He's down, by the way, can I hear your new verse?

Yes, right. So I've got, I've pulled up, just, just, just sing it for me. All right, just, when Ice Cube came in and did fuck the pole least for the first time to NWA, they were like, we gotta do this. Yeah. And I'm expecting something similar, little less charged. Yeah, little, little less.

I don't think you have as many things to be mad about. And that's okay. That's not an insult. To acknowledge your privilege is not insulting you. So I wanna try and keep the same rhythm. Right. So I was like, suck a mother fuck. Yeah, okay.

But this is gonna be like, blessed are the underfiled, in a way who walk in the law of the Lord. Hold there. Yeah. Um, blessed are the people who aren't filed enough. Yes, I am filed. I imagine sort of like people with long fingernails.

Ah. Underfiled. Yeah, underfiled. Yeah. Blessed are the underfiled. Yes, yeah. And what are the overfiled down to the, yeah, and what it what it overfiled Down to the now I'm not even thinking about the song anymore

I'm thinking about my long fingernails and the fact that I get a lot of judgment in modern society for my long fingernail I think that's because you don't walk in the law of the Lord Which is what some 1990 119 is saying. Tell me more. Well, blessed are those that keep his testimonies and that seek him with the whole heart. So not part of your fucking heart.

Sometimes I keep Jesus in my life a little bit. I go to church, Christmas, but I listen to sort of secular music and I drink alcohol and I party. Do you listen to any rock music? It will not Christian rock. So in those moments am I not giving my whole heart to Jesus? Well you're not keeping his testimony. There is no way this song's going to be done. I think it's done. Okay, your close enough is good enough? Yeah. Wow.

Well, you know, you don't want to, if you polish, you know, a coal too much, it turns into a diamond. And you it turns into a diamond. And you don't want a diamond. That's, manch for me is my Magnum Opus. Do you know who wants diamonds, Broden? The hottest 100, you know, over. You're trying to make the paying public. Yeah. Is that what you're about? Yeah, this is it.

You're trying to make your Magnum Opus. Yeah. I'm trying to make my magnum cookies and cream. And you're trying to make your magnum opus. And I'm trying to make my little dick fit into a magnum condom. See? So, down the stand, do you understand? And do you know what I'm seeing here? Like two massive magnum egos.. Now play the fuck. So just to be clear, they are called double caramel Egos now. Yeah, they are. Just for caramel Egos.

But I am letting my Magnum double caramel Ego get in the way. You're absolutely right. So we got Sikha Mode Remixed by me into like a really crazy transition into Starcraft, Music in Wani and the Korean National Anthem and the other. All right yeah Sikha Mode, right? This is gonna get the kids on board because they say we're trying to make a Bohemian Rhapsody for this era and they say this song is the Bohemian Rhapsody of this era. Yeah. Yeah. Ha! Astro.

Okay. Astro. Astro. All right, here we go. Some of the jets and transitions. That's... that's Darwin. Third starcraft. Third starcraft. In one ear and the Korean National Anthem. This is really upsetting people. Okay. Okay, stop it there.

Stop needs to be going to work. But before we go into that, I just need to double check a few things. Because me and Brodom, they're cool dudes. Yeah. We love sex, rock and roll, and drugs. We're not pizza pockets. And pizza pockets. Because they really, pizza pockets belong on the spectrum.

It doesn't matter if you're a nerd, playing your computer, or if you're a cool dude that needs some filling up before they hit the club or the gym. Need a protein hit before the gym. I bought a shot. Shocking a pizza pocket.

Should we be listing the ingredients for a McCain's pizza pocket. Well, it's a little bit alienating to a cool dude. It would be like me making a football song. Right. So yes, I think pizza pocket will bring it together. Fuck! Do you have an idea?

Because you just made me think of the best idea ever. Okay, go for it. Too much nerd shit. We stop the nerd shit halfway through and then just play the free mantle docker's song. That's great. And over the top of all of that, I'm thinking I just say pizza pocket a lot

in various ways. Just the word pizza pocket. Yeah, that's great. And Tom, I was thinking maybe the two songs happening at the same time are a bit much So maybe we do a bit of starcraft Yeah, and then a bit of the national anthem and then a bit of starcraft and a bit of the national anthem just for like three or four minutes Freo Docker someone a fill an Australian football league club song, but I do we think free mantle is the best song

I absolutely Do we think Freemantal is the best song? Oh! Because they're coming in with the... So for context, Freemantal docus were made in the 80s or early 90s? 90s, yeah. So they're a bit... Yeah. Every other team, the music is very 1920s. It's like, they're based on old, like, war songs. Whereas the Freemantal docus song has like electric guitar and stuff.

Both of them are good. Some tell me. What is this? Free mantle song. It's so fucking so shit. Oh yeah. This is pretty good. This is it. Okay, great.

My goodness. So we got Starcraft, we got Korea and then we got the free mantle dockers. The Starcraft version. North Korea. Oh, in it. Starcraft for South. This then we got the free-manda docus the Starcraft North Kroof Korea. Oh, I know Starcraft for South. This is the unifying Are you not playing the North Korean national anthem? Oh, no, I think I was playing the South Korea you fucking Well, that's why it sounded so off they're greatly greatly offensive. That's this song is very offensive Free oh free There's a, did I hear a bit of bongo?

I'm a star of that song. I'm pretty sure I heard a bit of bongo. The most fucked sports song in the entire world. Yeah, it's based on Russian soldier. And that makes sense. But that all connects. I can see how those connect. That all connects. so this song became very

Communist in the last third I Did so we need to pull it out okay? We need to pull it out So just right at the end yeah right at the end. We need to pull it out and Take and just play the audio from the Wall Street money never sleeps sequel trailer. Yeah. And then I said we need to just pull it out of the communism, do a blast of capitalism, just the audio from the trailer of the Wall Street sequel, starring Shaila Booth. So we do that in the next episode?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, we gotta get this done. And this will be the song. So we do that in the next episode? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no podcasts, they want longer podcasts. So let's stick with this until it's done. I don't care if it takes us five hours. Okay. And it'll probably take another 10 minutes more than likely yet. So just to talk through the whole song. And then what I just want to experiment with one thing when it's done, which is something that we've done in the past to great success, which is just see what it sounds like slowed down by 700%. What's a once we hear it? I can't. That I just want to hear a quick version of it.

The whole thing slowed down to 700%. Mark, that's great. We have to get this done in the next 15 minutes to send off all the files to Vlad Pot for him to do the remix. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right, you're right. We need to get the plot to get that 700% slow down thing happening fast. All right. Is it all done Tom?

I think so. We got the audio from Mani. How many times do you flip between the National Anthem and Starcraft? So we're going Starcraft, National Anthem, three minutes of Dockers Wall Street money never sleeps. All right, that's fine. I can live with that. We just want to listen to that bit or the whole song.

I think we do the whole song, let's talk it through. So the whole song, there was just one thing I wanted to say, and Brodon, this isn't an attack on you. What the fuck, what is this? You were reading the specials, but the Helga's bread price you read is an everyday price, which I'm sorry, I don't think counts as special because it's not special if it's happening every day. You clearly don't understand the joy and

the specialness of of Coles every day price. With all respect this is my fight. I'm just trying to help out. Smark. Smark. Smark. Smark. Smark. Bring that me. Smark. Smark. Smark. Here on Smark is listening. Sproding. I'm sorry I interject. Smark. Don't talk to Sproding like that. Smark. Sproding. I came in and that was rude of me. This is a... I just want to say, that's not the Sizzac way. Anyway, go on Sproding, you were talking to Smark. I just want to say, that's not the Sizzac way. Anyway, go on, spread it, you were talking to Smok.

You won't hear from Sizzac anymore. Oh, fuck it. Let's move on. And before we do, I think we should end on this. This should be the end of the podcast. The end of this through epic journey, unless we decide to keep going. Sproding, I have one question to ask you. How's your calf? It's not as itchy as it was.

Well, great. I feel like you used the power of music as cured the itchy calf. Head to our Patreon, give us money. This is... It's a little plug. A little plug. So I'm gonna get a squeeze a couple more fucking dollars out.

Go subscribe to our YouTube, watch our new web series. But here is... I know you're rapping on the podcast, but if I feel it, I'm gonna keep talking. You know what I mean? Can't silence me. Oh yeah, yeah, I'm gonna keep talking. You know what I mean? Can't silence me. Oh yeah, yeah, I don't care. Yeah, it goes five and a half minutes. I'm a bit of focus.

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Bunka. Bunka. Yeah. This is sicko mode. You haven't done an accent this whole episode. I know. Come to the level. This is some good flow though.

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And maybe I wasn't prison too long. But sometimes it's the only place to say saying, and look out through those bars and say, is everybody out there nuts! Ah! Ha-ha-ha! And then it's rolling stones in the trailer, which we kind of...

We can't do it. It was one of the biggest names on Wall Street. But that's okay, just so we don't get in trouble, I'll play the... And there's a bit of like, a bit of help to promote ourselves. I'll play the Glen Ridge Secondary College song from my phone over the top of that.

All right. Or you'll get a one of the biggest things on Watt Street 40 West and Chris and Chris for insider credits. That name is a really nice name. If you want something to trick the risks, where will you be in this world? I don't know, I'm not sure what's going on. Hot Puck! My name is Jacob Moore, I'm an out of the world. My daughter has been spoken for years. You know it. You're going! My name is Jacob Moore, I'm an out of your daughter. My daughter has been spoken for years. You know it.

I never knew that was a peaceful person. I'm always caring. Alright, this is that climax. You're the best! What do you think he's a jigsaw? He'll hurt us. As you start calling me boredom, we're having a good time. Alright, great.

We're having a part of the family business. But it's just a little bit less. Okay. You got my attention. When you don't know what you're doing, I Have notes About the money Okay It's about to get warm. Okay.

Are they going to finish it at the same time? I think so. It's probably gonna be there. Err... Is that a twin? There's no- There's no- This alone is fucking trailer in the world! It means very long, yeah.

This one is for fun. It is very long, yeah. That's why I'm here for fun. Oh yeah, that's it. Oh, yeah, that's it. Thank you for the fun. Thank you for the fun. Thank you for the fun. Thank you for the fun. Thank you for the fun.

Thank you for the fun. Thank you for the fun. Thank you for the fun. Thank you for the fun. That was incredible. Um, right, that's enough. That's the, here's my problem with it. Okay.

Yeah. That was awful. What? Wow, were we listening to the same song? Awfully good! Yay! We're listening to the same song. Triple J, eat your fucking heart out.

This is going to bust the charts open. And so, you know, I'm going to know what hit you. So all we got to do now, and this will have an off-podcast, is sort of tighten it up, record it properly. Just do a few legal checks on some of those samples, and then I think it's ready to go. Just so long as we can legally use all of those samples, we're good.

And just for anyone wondering at home, a legal track is when you go up a hill to seek legal advice from a lawyer at the top of a hill. I feel sorry, I said that, and I feel like a real fool, Broden. I really... I... Thank you. I hope you enjoyed the song.

You slimy bastards. Good night. You've been listening to the Aunty Donna Podcast. Thanks for joining us for another rip episode brought to you by Aunty Donna Club. Thanks for joining us for another rip-apisode brought to you by AuntyDonnaClub.com. See you next week!