Bachelor Happy Hour - Big Secrets and Bestie Breakups | Golden Hour

Episode Date: July 19, 2024

Today on Golden Hour, we're diving into another episode of Friday Fan Questions! We kick off with today's question of the day: is it necessary to bring a gift to an international wedding? Then, Kathy ...and Susan get into your questions, starting off with an update from a past question! Tune in now to hear all this and more and be sure to subscribe so you never miss an episode! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:01:34 Welcome back to Bachelor. Happy Hour's Golden Hour. We're back. Thanks for joining us. Say hi, Kathy. Oh my gosh. It's so great. If you haven't listened to Wednesday's episode, please go give it a listen. Susan and I decided to mix things up a little bit this week. And we had so much fun laughing. I don't know how we still have a job. I don't know. I mean, in case you missed it, Susan's dialing old boyfriends that she had dates with. Kathy's getting love notes from the public.
Starting point is 00:02:10 I'm jealous. We are having a great time. So, okay, today we're going to do another round of some Friday fan fun questions. But before we do that, Susan, okay, give it to us. Let's go with the question of the day. do it. Topic for discussion. Okay, you ready? Is it rude to not bring a gift to an international destination wedding? I mean, I'm sorry. It cost you a fortune to get there. No, guys, hello. This is in the day, let's just back it up. This is not a hard question to answer.
Starting point is 00:02:51 You bring a gift to a wedding or, or in caps, you check out the registry and you send one so friends when you're flying to naples italy with your carry on because you're too damn cheap to pay the 50 bucks for a suitcase send a gift out of the registry before you go to the wedding it doesn't matter what if there's a wedding registry i'm going to one in the bahamas and i'm already thinking i have to give a cash gift obviously i'm not carrying anything or you there's no registry are you sure yeah i'm positive great Then they want, it's a lot of weddings now they do cash for the honeymoon. Well, that would be on that, yes.
Starting point is 00:03:35 No. That's what I looked for. Okay. Pay for an excursion. Okay, Susan. Yes. In your cheap ass, carrying a carry-on so you don't have to pay for a luggage. I got check luggage and a carry-on.
Starting point is 00:03:47 I know. Of course you do. Put the envelope in with the check and just, you know, they'll have a basket. But people, going to an international wedding. You give a gift. You give a gift, whether it's an international wedding, or a wedding at the pizzeria down the street can i just tell you how many people feel their destination weddings for them to get there to share the day with them they shared a big
Starting point is 00:04:10 expense and they feel like they don't have to give a gift that so you know what you know what those are people thinking they'll probably get less because what i had a pay to get there but i'm still giving a gift i am telling you people who think that are thinking without the equipment to do the job start thinking people you got invited to a wedding can i just tell you what my real bugaboo is about weddings and this happened to me at my daughter's wedding if you have a wedding and you have a sit-down dinner this might come as a surprise to some people you have to pay for the food so if you say it's per plate and it's not inexpensive because news flash weddings and funerals they upcharge food and flowers just saying so even a buffet wedding is expensive that's what i'm saying
Starting point is 00:05:01 you pay by the number of it's per head so people who say i'm coming to your wedding i had a couple um their neighbors they're no longer friends um and i hope they listen to this they were invited to my daughter's wedding and they had done this same thing to other friends of ours they said yes to the wedding and then they didn't come so i so i now cost the money Yeah. So I said to them, because you know me, Susan, I say what I think, I said, hey, guys, don't do to me what you did to our friends. If you say you're coming to the wedding, I expect you to be there. And they go, oh, we wouldn't miss it. We'll be there. Yep. They came to the wedding. And then they, oh, no, they came. They left right after the ceremony to go to the Rolling Stones concert and lied about it. Said they had to get home for whatever. Oops. Did they leave a gift? I don't know what they did, but I paid for two very expensive dinner. So people, the short answer here is don't be cheap, buy a wedding gift regardless of whether the wedding is international or down the street.
Starting point is 00:06:09 And if you say you're going to a wedding, go to the wedding unless you have fallen and broken your hip and you're getting a replacement. That's not the topic. Don't get carried away, Cap. It's just about giving an international gift. Now, move on. She's getting excited. or passed this warning her.
Starting point is 00:06:26 It really made me angry about that. Yeah, I don't believe me. I don't believe. All right. All right. So let's do some fan questions now that Kathy's had a meltdown here over my daughter's wedding. I'm going to take the first one. You need to breathe.
Starting point is 00:06:38 Okay, Susan, we're going to get into some fan questions, but first, you're not going to believe that we have gotten an update from one of our writers that wrote in a question and we answer. We now have an update from them. Yes, we do. Oh, boy. Okay, here goes. Kathy and Susan. Thank you for using my letter on your podcast. You ladies rock. I am 67-year-old Karen who asked about my three-year relationship. You made me feel so good about where I am. Of course, you told me to enjoy things the way they are. Since my last letter to you, I had a birthday. George gave me the prettiest ring ever. Oh, and told me how much he appreciates me. is a man of few words. Even so, he does say he loves me. So his words means so much to me. I still love the partnership of marriage, but I'm happy where I am. Thank you, ladies, for the fabulous advice. Love you both. Keep up the fantastic work. This golden girl is counting on it. Love
Starting point is 00:07:46 Care from Bramford, Connecticut. Can I just say? I'm jealous again. You guys are killing me. Did I? Wait a minute, Susan, we gave such good advice. She's got a ring on her hand. She held true. Oh, congrats, Karen. We're so happy for you. And you know what? I'm even happier that you wrote this in. And thank you. Everybody, if we do something that helps or maybe we did something that didn't help at all, let us know. I love this. Let me just give the listeners a little context of what this was. In our episode, true to you. Karen wrote in asking about her boyfriend. She had been divorced for about 12 years and after being married for almost 40 and after this terrible divorce, she found this great guy and their only problem was that he didn't want to remarry and she did. So here's the deal. Whatever advice we gave her, she's got a ring on her hand and it just shows you true love. You love him just because he's not asking you to marry him she's got a ring she's got a ring but they were they were together just
Starting point is 00:08:57 enjoy it you don't have to especially at this age well i'm wondering if he decided to marry her it's it's a beautiful ring is all we know and that made her feel she said i still love the partnership of marriage but i'm happy where i am so maybe he gave her a ring karen you'll have to give us a next update is it an engagement ring or a friendship now who cares she's happy i know where she is. Susan, what about us? I can't. You had two. I can't with you. I'm done. I quit. I'm sorry. You met the guy in Marshalls. Give me a break. It's two to one in the ninth inning. And what happened there, Kath? I got nowhere.
Starting point is 00:09:33 Right when he got me in, too, after four months. Yeah. Then he, yeah, we won't go there. But you know what? It's really amazing when we do hear back from our listeners. Karen, we're so happy for you. A little jealous and envious, but very happy. I love it. And to anyone, whose question we've answered, we really would love to hear from you and know how it's going. Keep us updated. All right. You ready to start answering some questions?
Starting point is 00:09:59 Sure. This one is from Catherine. She spells her name the way I do. Hi, Susan and Kathy. I loved you both on The Golden Bachelor and have enjoyed listening to all of your podcasts and advice that you've given to other people. My question is about my close girlfriends having children while my husband and I have decided not to.
Starting point is 00:10:19 my three girlfriends from college each have children or have a child on the way and all of the children are two and under we all live within thirty to forty five minute drive from each other and try to get together when we can but it's getting tougher and tougher i'm trying to find ways to keep those friendships with them going knowing that i want to be involved in their lives and get to know their children but not have every interaction that i have with them revolve around the children and topics related to the children how can i make this work i look forward to hearing from both of you. That's your choice to not have children and that's fine but unfortunately if you love your friendships it's going to be about kids for a while. I was just going to say kids. People
Starting point is 00:11:03 who have children it's just sort of the natural evolution of life. You want to, you think that when you have children you're going to talk about politics and you know who's going to win the presidential race and whatever but the reality
Starting point is 00:11:19 is you're busy about your kids and you know mind sleep through the night is yours i mean it's just a natural course of events i do hand it to her though maybe ask them like plan something six weeks in advance and say something to the effect of let's go to dinner maybe you can get a sitter or you know yeah besides doing i mean i think the way you make it work is what susan just said you you realize that for some period of time it's going to be this way it's going to be be kids-centric and you try to set up a dinner or an out and you want to get to know their children. So go over and plan a fun day, take them out to the park or do something like that with them. Yeah. I mean, that's just the way it goes. Ugh.
Starting point is 00:12:08 I'm Jamil Hill, host of the Sports and Politics Podcast Politics. And on the latest episode of Politics, House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries joins me for a candid conversation about the state of the Democratic Party. What do Republicans say to you privately that they won't say publicly? Many of them are in fear of their political lives. And that's been part of the challenge. But we continue to say to them, you were elected to defend your constituents, to stand up for your constituents. And there's life after Congress. And you should be willing to actually want to be able to look back on your time in the House of Representatives knowing that you can keep your head held high because you did the right thing. Donald,
Starting point is 00:12:49 Trump is gone in three and a half years, but their legacy or their failure to stand up to the extremism and the unprecedented assault on America, as we know it, will be with them forever. Make sure to listen to Spolitics on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. A foot washed up a shoe with some bones in it. They had no idea who it was. Most everything was burned up pretty good from the fire that not a whole lot was salivated. These are the coldest of cold cases, but everything is about to change. Every case that is a cold case that has DNA right now in a backlog will be identified in our lifetime. A small lab in Texas is cracking the code on DNA.
Starting point is 00:13:36 Using new scientific tools, they're finding clues in evidence so tiny you might just miss it. He never thought he was going to get caught, and I just looked at my computer screen. I was just like, ah, gotcha. On America's Crime Lab, we'll learn about victims and survivors, and you'll meet the team behind the scenes at Othrum, the Houston Lab that takes on the most hopeless cases, to finally solve the unsolvable. Listen to America's Crime Lab on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts,
Starting point is 00:14:06 or wherever you get your podcasts. My name is Ed. Everyone say hello, Ed. Hello, Ed. I'm from a very rural background myself. My dad is a farmer, and my mom is a cousin. What do you get when a true crime producer walks into a comedy club? I know it sounds like the start of a bad joke, but that really was my reality nine years ago. I just normally do straight stand-up, but this is a bit different.
Starting point is 00:14:31 On stage stood a comedian with a story that no one expected to hear. On 22nd of July 2015, a 23-year-old man had killed his family. And then he came to my house. So what do you get when a true crime producer walks into a comedy club? A new podcast called Wisecrack, where stand-up comedy and murder takes center stage. Available now. Listen to Wisecrack on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. all right i have one from anonymous dear susan and kathy first off i want to say how much i enjoy
Starting point is 00:15:21 listening to you too and seeing the friendship you have since the show ended has been the greatest thing since asking anyone who says otherwise can zip it how cute zip it i have something that's been on my mind recently regarding the start of what is now a long term three plus year relationship. My partner and I, now in our early 30s, met through a dating app where there was no indication he had a child. We got to know each other for two weeks before we went on the first date. But it was only until our second date that he told me about his daughter. I was speechless and it took some time to process it. And as Jared would say, I assembled the group chat and ultimately decided to continue dating. And here we are several years later. And now I find
Starting point is 00:16:20 myself wondering if this was fair of him because as someone who has never intended on having children, I would have never matched with him had I known he was a father. Do you think it was wrong of him not to disclose the information on the dating app or fair that he wanted to me to get to know him first before disclosing this life-changing information. Just curious to hear your thoughts. This is so easy for me. God, me too. It doesn't matter what he should have done or not have done. You've been with him now three plus years. And now you're thinking of this? Well, now if you decided you're not interested, don't use the fact that he didn't tell you three plus years ago that he had a child. So anonymous, if you don't like him and the relationship, but don't blame it on
Starting point is 00:17:19 him that he didn't tell you something three plus years ago because you stuck around for three plus years. I want to add, the first date, you're not telling everybody everything. You got to see if you even are interested in pursuing anything before you share everything. The second date he told her, That's plenty of time. That's what I'm saying. He told her on the second date and she stuck around. Here's what I think is going on. And Anonymous, it's okay, by the way.
Starting point is 00:17:51 I think she wants out. Get out. I want her out. I'm sorry. No, that's not fair, babe. You're being selfish. Yeah, you're just, you're trying to blame your desire to get out of the relationship on the fact that he didn't tell you.
Starting point is 00:18:04 And that's not washing with me. And it's two years, baby. Two years. Three, three, three plus years. And now you're talking, I don't understand that. Has that been hidden inside of her? Like she's been dwelling on this for three years? What is this?
Starting point is 00:18:18 I think she's, you know what I think? I think, again, like the movie, she's just not that into him anymore and she's looking for an excuse to get out. And sweetie, anonymous, you don't need an excuse. Just say it. I'm not into anymore. She does it easy.
Starting point is 00:18:33 She does it easy. I'd be there for three years trying to get out. There's Susan three plus years later. But thanks for sharing it with us. And we wish you all good luck. Hope it all works out, whichever way you go. Okay. Allie from Massachusetts, yay, my home state. Yes. Kathy and Susan, I have an urgent moral dilemma. My cousin and his girlfriend are both in their mid-20s and have been together for several years. Last summer, he confessed to his parents that he had cheated on her, a one-time hookup earlier that summer. He also told his friends and siblings about it. So naturally, it traveled down the great. vine and pretty much everyone on his side of the family and friends know about it we have all tried to convince him to come clean but he swears he won't ever do it again and doesn't want to lose her
Starting point is 00:19:20 recently he's been talking about an engagement she's a great girl and i hate the thought of half the wedding knowing about the cheating incident he's family so i don't want to rat him out but i also hate that everyone's keeping this secret what should i do nothing she should do nothing and if it comes out it comes out i mean that's a chance he's taking and hopefully she'll understand but you do nothing stay out of it alley from massachusetts enjoy the wedding i hope it's on nantucket or martha's vineyard yeah or in marble head somewhere fabulous but say nothing it really say nothing it's not your business it's just not it's just not It's not your secret to tell.
Starting point is 00:20:11 And if somebody else wants to, you know, blow the shot and tell them, that's on them. And they don't look good telling, trust me. Yeah, it's not a good look. Sometimes when you do share something so hurtful like that, you're to blame. You know, why would you tell me? Yeah, I wouldn't do that. What should I do? Absolutely nothing.
Starting point is 00:20:30 End of discussion. And no, what you should do, Allie, is enjoy the wedding and hope you find Mr. Wright there. And pray nobody says a word. Some things are better left unsaid. Exactly. Okay, I have another anonymous. Hi, Kathy and Susan. I love the pod.
Starting point is 00:20:47 And I really hope you see this because I need your input. My question is, how do you get over a really brutal end to a really close friendship? I was best friends with a couple of girls in high school, particularly two of them, that I had introduced to each other. After high school, I moved away to my dream college across the college. country. I had only been gone for two or three months when one of my best friends asked to FaceTime. She told me our other friend was telling everyone we knew at home some really nasty rumors about me. They were so hurtful that I don't really want to repeat them here, but they were really cruel. I was so blown away that someone that's known me almost my entire life could not
Starting point is 00:21:36 only do something so terrible, but could also keep it from me for so long. It turns out no one believed her because she's been making things up about me behind my back for years. A few months after my friend told me what was going on, she unfollowed me on everything and completely took our other friend's side. It's been a year since all this happened, and I'm realizing that it's making it hard for me to move on from all the hurt this caused me. I'm so grateful to have new friends at college that really supported me during this time. I'm doing so well in school. I'm starting my new internship next week, and I have a really fruitful social life.
Starting point is 00:22:23 Everything is so amazing right now, but I can't seem to shake this sad feeling I have. I'm going to a mutual friend's wedding in a few months, so I know I'm going to a mutual friend's wedding in a few months, So I know I'm going to see my two former friends there. And I'm starting to get really anxious. I don't want to be friends again. I just want to heal from this. Would love any suggestions, love you both. Oh, I hate when girls do that.
Starting point is 00:22:52 You know, I'm sitting here, you know what? I was sitting here feeling so sorry for her. And also thanking God that I am not that age anymore. I know. But how about how great her life is? That's what I'm saying. She's got to, you know. I'd walk in with the best outfit I've ever had, feeling confident, head up, shoulders back. Oh, hello. And keep on going. You know, I'm different. I would walk in. It hurts. But you know what? People come into your life sometimes for a reason and a season. I hate that.
Starting point is 00:23:29 Always for a reason. always for a reason people come into your life always for a reason always okay all right a reason and a season but here's the thing um she doesn't have to go in and be a martyr and and she doesn't have to go in and be a bitch anonymous you can go in there like susan said do you go into your best outfit and go hi louise and thelma so nice to see you and walk away and go get a drink at the bar whatever. Thelma's first. Of course. Correct me. Okay. Susan and Kathy, how about that one? Kathy and Susan. Kathy and Susan. Whatever. So I'm just saying, you know, you can go in and say hello.
Starting point is 00:24:13 I know it's her, I don't mean to make light of it. I know it's hurtful what happened. And you know what? She took the other one's side. Yeah, she's not worth it. How about the friend telling her and then how many months later believes her and she don't talk to her? That's because that one that was telling these stories, told that one that she said something about her.
Starting point is 00:24:34 People like that karma's a bitch. It will come back. Well, I don't think it's karma for this girl. No, not for her, for that girl that started all this. Yeah, but you know what? Their drama is going to continue. And Anonymous, you're just the latest casualty, right? There's going to be other issues, other people that she starts rumors about it.
Starting point is 00:24:55 It's just, I know it sounds so simple, but Anonymous, it really is this. simple move on with your life enjoy your new friends make create a life for yourself you're enjoying college just go to the wedding who knows you might meet somebody there who cares and you know what honey that pain will never really go away it'll always be there that's something that really hurt you but you're having such a good life right now just put it in the background you'll never forget it forgive them forgiving people helps you heal that's right and i would forgive them for being so ugly. But, yes, but Susan, I think you can forgive people,
Starting point is 00:25:35 but still not want to be around them. So anonymous. Absolutely. Yeah. Forgive them. Go in and have a great time at the wedding. Fly in, look good, and have a great man on your arm, and have a ball.
Starting point is 00:25:45 Dance away, eat, drink, and be married. Screw them. And that about wraps that question up. I'm Jamil Hill, host of the Sports and Politics Podcasts, politics. And on the latest episode of politics, House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries joins me for a candid conversation about the state of the Democratic Party. What do Republicans say to you privately that they won't say publicly? Many of them are in fear of their political lives. And that's been part of the challenge. But we continue to say to them, you were elected to defend your
Starting point is 00:26:22 constituents, to stand up for your constituents. And there's life after Congress. And you should be willing to actually want to be able to look back on your time in the House of Representatives knowing that you can keep your head held high because you did the right thing. Donald Trump is gone in three and a half years, but their legacy or their failure to stand up to the extremism and the unprecedented assault on America as we know it will be with them forever. Make sure to listen to Spolitics on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. My name is Ed. Everyone say hello, Ed. From a very rural background myself, my dad is a farmer and my mom is a cousin. So like, it's not like... What do you get when a true crime producer
Starting point is 00:27:09 walks into a comedy club? I know it sounds like the start of a bad joke, but that really was my reality nine years ago. I just normally do straight stand-up, but this is a bit different. On stage stood a comedian with a story that no one expected to hear. Well, 22nd of July 2, 2015. A 23-year-old man had killed his family. And then he came to my house. So what do you get when a true crime producer walks into a comedy club? A new podcast called Wisecrack, where stand-up comedy and murder takes center stage. Available now. Listen to Wisecrack on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get. your podcasts.
Starting point is 00:27:58 A foot washed up a shoe with some bones in it. They had no idea who it was. Most everything was burned up pretty good from the fire that not a whole lot was salvageable. These are the coldest of cold cases, but everything is about to change. Every case that is a cold case that has DNA right now in a backlog will be identified in our lifetime. A small lab in Texas is cracking the code on DNA, using new scientific tools that They're finding clues in evidence so tiny, you might just miss it.
Starting point is 00:28:31 He never thought he was going to get caught. And I just looked at my computer screen. I was just like, ah, gotcha. On America's Crime Lab, we'll learn about victims and survivors. And you'll meet the team behind the scenes at Othrum, the Houston Lab that takes on the most hopeless cases, to finally solve the unsolvable. Listen to America's Crime Lab on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts,
Starting point is 00:28:54 or wherever you get your podcasts. okay susan it is time for our favorite thing that you do well at this game kathy if y'all we've played moral quandary before susan struggles her moral quandary is figuring out how to play moral quandary um all right let's go susan start us off for the first one come on let's go a guy that was really rude to you and the bartender at the bar leaves his receipt and you notice he didn't tip. Do you confront him or do you let it go? What would I do? What would you do? When you asked me this question. Okay, I can tell you a guy that was really rude to you at the bartender. I think you would want to say something like,
Starting point is 00:29:49 hey, not only you rude, but you're a cheap ass. I definitely would. You would say that? Absolutely. Oh, not in that way. hey, you are not a very nice person and he didn't do anything to you. No, I don't know if I'd like to. I don't think he would. I probably wouldn't talk about the tip. I would talk about the rudeness, definitely. Well, excuse me, excuse me. Yeah, I would do that, but that's not what they're asking.
Starting point is 00:30:15 The quandary here is, which you still struggle with is. Do you confront him? About the tip, about he didn't leave a tip. And you notice he did. He didn't tip, the bartender. So I'll give him a better tip now. Yeah, I wouldn't say a word. Just, you know, there's idiots, you know, idiots and assholes.
Starting point is 00:30:33 Everyone has one, you know. There's nothing you can do about it. There's nothing. I'll just leave the guy a better tip. I was just going to say, if you feel that badly, leave him a double tip and all's well in the world. Oh, God. All right. Okay.
Starting point is 00:30:46 A friend of yours who you know is really insecure will often make little snide comments towards you when she's feeling really down. For example, you'll be taking pictures with your friends and she'll say things like, are you done taking pictures of yourself now? That's my judgmental done. Do you return the favor? Call her out or let it go because you know she's in a bad place. What would you do? You'd call her ass out so fast?
Starting point is 00:31:14 Absolutely. And what would I do? You'd say, I'll be done in a minute. Hold on. No, I would, I see you know me better, Susan. I would not, I, I, I, um, I would, I would, like, make a joke of it because I would feel, I, that's what I do when I'm, I'd be done in a minute. Yeah. Don't be able to, I'd be like, what, what's the matter?
Starting point is 00:31:42 I'm, yeah, what, you can't afford the film? You know, I'd make some kind of a silly joke. I'll be done in a minute. You want to get in with me? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's it easy.
Starting point is 00:31:51 All right, your best friend hooks up with your ex at a party. Oh, yeah. He's the ex that absolutely shattered your heart, that you've been secretly hoping to get back together with Jesus, they're killing me today. Your best friend only knows that he, oh, your best friend only knows that he broke your heart. She never asks about him because she knows it's a sore subject. Do you confront her? Oh, it's your best friend. Susan, Susan, Susan, Susan, Susan.
Starting point is 00:32:22 What would I do? I'm thinking, Kat. Let me jump in here. You'd go after her with knives. No, I would never do that. Oh, I'm kidding. You'd go after right away. I think you would say something, right?
Starting point is 00:32:36 Of course I would. Yes, both of us would. Of course I would. And I would be nice about it, but you know what? Like I said, humor and being funny hides a lot of pain. I would be very hurt. Ouch. One word.
Starting point is 00:32:50 Ouch. See, I'd be hurt. Yes. Well, ouch. issue with my heart would be breaking yeah i mean you broke your heart wait can i ask a question yeah if it's not it's not part of the moral quandary just so we're clear but she says you were secretly hoping what is wrong with women why do they want to get back together with men that break their hearts i know i know can we just can we just talk they're not over it they can't understand it i think
Starting point is 00:33:18 women don't understand sometimes the you know the meaning of love and independence and all that but blows my mind. He broke my heart and she was hoping so bad he would come back to her. Wait, he didn't break her heart, Susan. He shattered. I mean, really? You want to go back for war for that? What? You didn't, what you want to have your heart ripped out now that it shattered? Best friend? Hooks up. Okay, wait, hooks up, Kath. What's that mean, Kathy? They're hooking up. Hookup. Hookup means sexual, either he's on the top or she is. Oh, good grief. I got to look this up. Oh, my God. Ask your daughter.
Starting point is 00:33:55 She'll tell you. You and your partner are friends, are with friends at a bar. When you come back from the bathroom, you see a random girl giggle and grab his arm. How do you react? Your boyfriend doesn't engage and just continues his conversation with your friend group. But she is still locked on him, flipping her hair and flirting. Oh. What would I do?
Starting point is 00:34:23 It's probably the same. thing I would go right on up give him a nice kiss and let her know who he's with excuse me you want to let go it at he's taken move along no as you say move along I would absolutely say I know see you fling that hair again I'm going to cut it off no I would look at him I would look at her my eyes my kids say mom you have crazy eyes I would give her my crazy eyes which Let me translate my crazy eyes. Bitch, I'm giving you two seconds so you get your hands off of him
Starting point is 00:34:58 and then I'm going to let loose. And I lift weights and do push-ups so you don't want to screw around with me. Get the F away from my boyfriend. What is wrong with all these insecure women, though? Well, I think they're young. That's all. You know, wisdom comes with age.
Starting point is 00:35:14 I mean, listen, I would just like to find a guy that's something to flirt with. Oh, this is, the next one's good. Go ahead, Keff. All right. your coworker who has become your good friend is hooking up what does that mean susan see i still hooking up with a boss oh like that's never happened before what planet are you on okay your co-worker who has become your good friend is hooking up with the boss of your division who is married
Starting point is 00:35:41 subsequently she gets promotions and perks at work what do you do oh i'd be pissed no oh my god what would i do i'm googling hookup wait You know what I'd be doing? I'm going to go hook up with the boss. I want the perks. No, you would not do anything. You would not. You would not.
Starting point is 00:36:04 Kathy. What? Cacking up means meeting people for the purpose of having sex, generally not having any sort of relationship afterwards. Wait a minute. Susan, did you not just see the dictionary according to Kathy? I told you what it meant. Hooking up is just like, let's go have sex.
Starting point is 00:36:28 You might, you know, if you're lucky and you spend the night, you might get a bagel out of him for the morning. So hookup means one and done? It can't, yeah, usually a hookup is just like, I haven't had sex in a week, who's available? I mean, good God, girl. Okay, what would I do about the boss guy? Okay.
Starting point is 00:36:43 Well, I think you would. My coworker has become my good friend. You would say something to her, but again, you would do it privately. Yeah, of course. I mean, I make jokes. I say I'd sleep with the boss because I want the perks. No, I would. And you know what?
Starting point is 00:36:56 I wouldn't say anything to the friend. What's the point? What is the point? She's not interested in my opinion. I'd be saying, I'd be careful. I'd say, I'd be careful if I were you. He is married. Let her know.
Starting point is 00:37:19 I'm sorry. Do you think she has an IQ of 10? Do you think she doesn't know he's married? I can't with you today. This is fun today, Cal. At least we're not crying. Just that one broke my heart. Oh, God.
Starting point is 00:37:34 All right. Jesus, Piso, it's over again. Why does this go so fast? We're having fun. And that's all for today's episode of Golden Hour. I hope you guys enjoyed it as much as we did. And I want to know what you people think. Is it just us?
Starting point is 00:37:50 because we're over 60. I want to know what some young people think about today's episode. Yes, please. Thank you so much. Write in. We truly do want to hear what you think. If you're not busy sleeping with your boss or throwing the hand off your boyfriend's girlfriend's shoulder, whatever.
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