Bachelor Happy Hour - Cheaters, Botox, and Chardonnay! | Golden Hour
Episode Date: July 17, 2024Today on Golden Hour, Kathy and Susan are here to dish out some advice to Bachelor Nation! We kick off today's episode with our question of the day: what do you consider cheating? Then, we get into so...me of your questions! How do our Golden ladies feel about getting work done? How on earth do you get over an ex?! Kathy and Susan have the advice to give and they are not holding back! Plus, we put a little twist on today's episode with a game of Truth or Drink you won't wanna miss! Tune in now to hear all this and more and be sure to subscribe so you never miss an episode! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Thank you so much for coming back and joining us.
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We have been getting so many.
great questions from you guys thank you for keeping them coming the the questions and the comments have
been great we got our first update it's been wonderful please send them in but first before we get
started with today's questions we're going to do the topic of the day are you ready susan
okay today's topic is what do you consider cheating some people think flirting is cheating
others think dancing with someone else is cheating
some think texting someone else is cheating
and then there are some more obvious ones
like kissing or sleeping with someone
or maybe hooking up with someone
so where is the line for you when it comes to what cheating is
and how do you communicate that with partners
I'm all about communication
my lips aren't sealed that's for sure
I mean to me if it looks like a dog
and smells like a dog.
It's a dog.
Right?
Is it cheat?
I mean, flirting, flirting, it depends.
That's not cheating.
I don't think flirting's cheating.
No.
I don't.
And I don't think...
Dancing with somebody, come on.
I was going to say, that's not cheating.
I mean, I think
even depending on how the kisses is not cheating.
You know, it's just like a hug so nice to see.
Making out is cheating.
Texting, they're saying texting is cheating.
depends on what's on the text. Susan, there's sexting and then there's texting.
I don't do that either.
Okay. We're teaching Susan about hooking up and sexting.
I can't get past the hooking up thing.
Okay. So, where is the line? Cheating is making out with somebody and going all the way.
Wait a minute. Cheating is, wait a minute. Having sex with someone? Yes. Or making out with somebody.
Yeah, it's cheating. That's it?
You're not allowed to kiss somebody else when we're in.
Great.
If those are your two rules for cheating, I cannot.
Oh, what's coming is I can't wait for your next boyfriend because he and I are going to Italy.
I promise I won't sleep with him and I won't kiss him, but we're going to have a great time in Italy.
No, you can't do that.
It's not cheating.
I just asked you.
No, you did it.
I said, do you consider just.
Going on a trip together was not in this equation here.
It just said, where is the line when it comes to what is cheating?
I asked you what cheating was.
You said making out the world hurt it, Susan.
You said making out or sleeping with him.
So I'm telling you, I'm not going to make out with your boyfriend, and I'm not going to sleep with him.
But he's going to Italy with me, and we're going to have a great time.
I won't kiss him.
I'm coming.
No, you're not.
Why would you want to go with my boyfriend, and I don't even have one?
Because I don't have one.
And if you have one, any port in a storm, he'll do.
What is cheating to you, Ken?
honestly
I think there can be
in all seriousness
which we have not been today
affairs of the heart
and affairs of the mind
are cheating
but when I think of cheating
I think what does real danger
to a relationship
and I think
yeah exactly
that's what I'm saying
what can do emotional damage
you know the physical
I used to say to my husband
this is true
we used to say to each other
you know you can do a lot of things you know you can gamble the grocery money when we were younger
but you cheat on me we're done it's over that is i would walk away but what's cheating i just for me
cheating is um having a relationship with another person male female another person um sexual emotional
that you've acted on where I am not number one anymore.
Even in the short term.
Where your mind and body part is somewhere else.
But people think flirting and dancing with somebody is cheating.
Well, I mean, some people, who's some people, you know, I don't think, I don't think, I don't think that's cheating.
But I think insecure people might think, you know, if I asked your boyfriend to dance with me, you're not insecure.
It wouldn't bother you at all.
you'd say, go for it. I'm going to go get a drink at the bar.
Well, I know. I've been to religious churches, and some people think dancing is not
appropriate, period. But that's different. That's like a sin. I'll tell you, my sister,
step-sister, was very jealous. If her husband even looked at another woman, she could go postal.
So, you know, I think it's, I think we all know what's cheating. You know, you and I know what would be
cheating and I can assure you my husband knew what was cheating. All right. You're ready for the
questions today? This is from Karen. Are we going to ask some good questions? She didn't put her
age or where she's from. Well, Kathy and Susan, I could do some dating advice or words of
encouragement. I used to be bedbound and weighed almost 600 pounds. After getting gastric bypass surgery
and working on myself, I am much healthier and happier.
Unfortunately, despite losing a lot of weight,
I am very self-conscious of my new body.
It's completely hindered my dating life
and ability to put myself out there.
I am proud of all that I have done,
but I am bummed to still be feeling this way.
Any tips?
Thank you both.
Love you, ladies.
God bless her.
Can I just say,
yay to you Karen that you used to waste 600 pounds and I'm guessing couldn't yeah you said bed bound
let's just be honest here friends um if you've lost that much weight you've got a lot of loose
skin um because our body can only you know reabsor react so much so if if you can afford it
go get the surgery if if you can afford it go get the surgery and get your you know your body um I will
tell you, and you know, Susan, I've said it on this podcast, I used to weigh 200 pounds. And, you know,
now I weigh, you know, 130, whatever. And my skin is not what it, you know, what. Yes, it is. You're
fine. I've seen. I'm saying it's not taught tight skin. It's not 600 pounds down to, but. But I'm just
saying, no, no, no, let me finish. My point is I sometimes feel, um, I look in the mirror and it's,
it's like body dysmorphia like, uh, I look off.
because I see the person that weighed that and that may be partially what's going on with her
and maybe partially that you know her skin needs some some medical tension medical attention
I mean I'm just I agree with that 100% I would take a loan and I finish the process or maybe she
already has I don't know but she's hindered by her dating life that she had no dating life
and she's worried about putting herself out there you should feel
fabulous. You did this. Stand proud. Love yourself because it's not going to be worth dating
anybody until you love yourself. Be proud of yourself. You've accomplished something really huge.
And you never dated. You were in bed. So it's like a learning thing for you. Try little things.
I was going to say, yeah, you got to give a time. But definitely do it.
Yeah, Karen, you got to give yourself some grace here.
Proud of you, Karen.
Yeah, we're proud of you for losing the weight, and you said you're much healthier and happier.
Yeah, you.
But take it a step at a time.
If you feel like a surgery would help you, if you feel like getting out and meeting small groups, just do it a step at a time.
You don't.
Just like, you know, even after you had the gastric bypass surgery, you didn't lose all that weight overnight.
It does these changes in your personal life take time to.
We're proud of you.
Go for it.
Yeah, really proud of you.
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Okay.
This is from heaven, not from upstairs, but her person's name is heaven, age 64 from Chula Vista.
Hello, Golden Hour gals.
I hope this question isn't too personal.
I am just a woman in my 60s trying to look my best and think you are both so.
gorgeous. I was curious about your beauty routines and your feelings on plastic surgeries,
fillers, and Botox. I am considering getting some work done to feel more confident in myself,
but my husband says that I don't need anything done. It's not that I quote, need it. It's more
that I want to just feel better about myself. Would love to just hear you to talk about this topic
and normalize it for women our age so I could feel a little less shame, self-judgment,
around it. Thank you so much.
Susan, let's say in unison.
Just do it.
Just do it. But the thing is, you don't do it for anyone else.
That's right. And she said that.
A little Botox will freeze a little muscle, but the problem is it only lasts a couple
months, like four months.
Okay, Susan, come on.
Let's spill it. Let's spill it. Have we talked, you, me and Nancy, about the three of us
going for facelifts and it's all taking care of each other?
Yes, we're all going to take care of.
of one another. I can't wait. I mean, my beauty
routine. I started a kitty.
I'm saving my pennies.
I'm saying that I would do it
all. Susan, I've done fillers.
I've done Votachs. I mean, I have no
problem with it. I don't have any problem with it.
And anybody that judges you or jealous
because they're not doing it.
Tell us what you really think, Susan.
Yeah, more power to you.
Yeah, no, and you're right. Susan's absolutely right.
Do it because you want to feel good about
yourself. It doesn't matter what your husband
says. It really doesn't matter.
It's funny. If somebody asked me, I would tell them. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I got shot up over here a little bit. But I love the people that say, oh, no, I've had no work done. Hello.
There were some women on our show who said that. We're like, we can still see the needle marks.
But I will say as far as beauty routines go. Yeah, own it and enjoy it. We take care of our skin, definitely.
Yep. I mean, I get facials once a month. I never, I never ever go out in the sun without sun.
sunscreen on and a hat on. And I wash my face with moisturizers. I put on like eye cream, night
moisturizers. She calls them her what creams? What do you call them? You have a name for him. You pack your
I don't know. Oh, God. Yes, you do. Okay, well, it'll come to me. But I'm just saying, I use, and you know what,
it doesn't have to all be expensive stuff. It can be, you know, drugstore stuff. The real thing is making
sure that you drink enough water, stay out of the sun, use sunscreen.
Protect your skin and clean your skin.
I have different routines.
I try different products.
Some are expensive.
Some are not.
But I definitely.
I mean, I'm aging regardless, but imagine if you weren't taking care of your skin.
But no, I'm a true believer.
And yes, I use sunscreen now.
Yeah.
I didn't for a long time.
I come from baby oil and iodine error.
Can I just tell you, it's time for me to do my PSA, otherwise when it's public service announcement?
I was at the dermatologist speaking of skin routines yesterday.
I have not sat in the sun since I was 28.
I remember the day I said, I literally was 28 years old.
I never go out without sunscreen on my body.
I have just had yesterday, you can't see it up in my forehead, three skin cancers, pre-cancerous things, burned off.
you know and she's telling the truth we're in st martin and we did go out in the sun but she lathers up
and reapplies yeah and i wear long sleeves whenever i can yeah and i'm italian i get brown
walking outside but have you ever had a skin cancer susan yes i have melanoma actually
i've had two no surgeries like i said baby oil and iodine i play golf i have a convertible
i'm in the garden i'm doing the mulch i'm outside all the time so
Yeah. But I take care of it. I go to the dermatologist every year. But your skin care routine is yours. You use whatever you use, but definitely take care of yourself. Yeah. And I will tell you, my facialist said people think it's about the makeup. Like people say, oh, your makeup looks so pretty. It's not. It's the skin care. It's what's underneath. So thank you for writing that question. Yeah. All right. This one's from Lily and she's 29 and she's from Virginia Beach.
Hey ladies, hope you are both doing well. I love, love, love your podcast. I need help with an age-old
dating problem. Getting over my ex. My ex broke up with me for someone else around a year ago.
She and her new girlfriend are still together and couldn't be happier. Me, on the other hand,
I've had trouble moving on. I compare everyone I date back to her and I still just miss our
relationship. I have muted her on social media, but when I have looked, seeing her and her new
partner is so painful. How long does it take to truly get over someone? And what are ways you've
gotten over people in the past? Clearly, she wasn't the right person for me, considering she
dumped me to date someone else. But I can't get over her. Any advice is appreciated. Thank you,
my queens.
I feel you.
Yeah, that's so sad.
I would say to you,
it's a year.
Well, it's a year.
First thing I say is time.
It's time.
It's also, instead of, I don't know that she's doing this, Lily,
but instead of sitting around and you're probably not sitting around,
but you know, put yourself in situations to meet new people.
Because sitting and thinking,
about her all the time.
It's going to keep her from moving on.
Social media with her new girlfriend.
Well, she muted her, which means she can't see it.
But I think that when you say you compare everyone back to her and you missed your
relationship, well, clearly, Lily, your relationship wasn't great because, at least
not for your partner, because she broke up with you.
So I think maybe you have a little bit of fantasy of what your relationship was and
compared to what you wanted it to be right something crazy just entered my mind that people
have said to me in the past it's like a cliche but get over somebody you got to get under
somebody to get over somebody remember that saying no i think you should date somebody else
i don't think that's what that expression means i do not think that's what that expression means
yeah it is get under someone in other words be with somebody else
it helps you get over.
Are we talking having sex?
Got to move on.
Having sex?
Really?
It's hooking up, Kath.
You just said get under.
I swear to God, I'm going to write a primer for you.
It's going to have all the terms and what they mean.
Oh, Kathy Zippet.
I feel bad, honey, but you know, it's usually time and meeting somebody else.
And she says she wasn't the right person for me.
Considering she dumped me to date someone else, Lily.
you're right. You're absolutely right. So, honey, just wait, move on, try to get over it. It's just time.
And feel blessed because obviously she may do this to the next person too.
All right. The next one from Sophia. She is age 32 from Milwaukee.
Hello, Susan and Kathy. Please help me, L.O.L. I'm in the midst of planning my wedding and my mom is driving me nuts.
I've always dreamed of planning this day with her, but we've been at each other's throats for months.
every decision I want to make
she likes the complete opposite
our tastes are just super different
and it's putting a huge strain
on my relationship with her
and also her relationship with my fiance
it's tough because she and my dad
are paying for the wedding so I feel
like she is getting the final say on our
day but it's not going to feel like
hours at all
if she has her way with everything
any thoughts on how we can come to a compromise
on some of this or should I just
say we shouldn't work together on planning
anymore for the sake of our relationship.
Thanks for any help you can give.
Obsessed with you, ladies.
We love you.
We love you, Sophia.
Ouch, it's such a pain in the butt when moms are controlling.
I can tell you what I did with my daughter, and you might suggest this to mom, Sophia.
I gave my daughter a budget and I said you can do anything you want with it.
You can put it down payment on a house.
You can buy, put it towards a car.
you can do whatever you want and she planned the entire wedding and when she wanted me to come with
her to look at things and flowers and sample food we did that so sophia my suggestion would be mom
how do you feel about since it's my day tell me what my budget is and i want you to be part of it
but i really want to plan my wedding and if she says well daddy and i are paying then you have a
decision to make because, you know, he who has the gold can make the rules. So if you don't like it,
pay for your own wedding. When she says, Daddy and I are for it in the bill, but it is my wedding,
mom. I don't like that. I mean, I'll compromise on some things, but that is not going to happen
on my wedding day. But the daughter. She has a right. That's what I'm saying. The daughter has a right.
My daughter knew I would spend more than she would.
So she goes, Mom, do what you want.
Just make it black tie.
Okay.
I mean, my daughter had exquisite taste.
But I'm saying I think there's two sides.
You got to speak up.
No, but Susan, there's two choices here.
One is them who else the gold makes the rules.
You don't like it.
Take a loan and pay for your own wedding and say, Mom, you're an invited guest.
Why do parents have to control what kind of wedding it is just because they're paid?
You have to, but it's, it's, I'm saying if, if mommy is controlling it and she's paying for it,
she may be one of those moms who says, hey, I'm paying for it, I'm going to do what I want
to do with it.
That's possible.
And I'm saying to Sophia.
It's not her wedding.
But she's paying for it.
I don't care.
She's supposed to it.
It's her mother.
Oh, well, tell that to all the girls out there who've paid for their own weddings.
Okay.
Let's start that conversation.
I wish she'd like, honey, try to talk to her.
Try to talk to her.
Maybe cry a little bit and say, Mommy, I don't want to upset you, but I really don't want that kind.
Oh, great, so now you're saying be disingenuous.
No, that's genuine.
She's upset.
So cry.
Sophia, good luck.
And happy wedding.
And call me, if you need me, I'll come marry you.
She probably won't like that either.
She probably wants you in a church and that would get her back perfectly.
DM me, babe.
Okay, this is from Gary, age 15.
from Indianapolis.
Hi, Golden Girls.
I have a bit of a dating dilemma.
I could use some help with.
I recently started dating this guy.
Let's call him John.
John checks all my boxes
and seems like the kind of guy
I have been waiting to find.
Everything was going great between us
for a few months.
And after it was all green flags.
Yay.
I got a call for my friend
who said she heard he previously cheated on his last few girlfriends.
I confronted John about it, and he said it's true.
But that he's worked on himself and has gone to therapy and promises he won't cheat on me.
I am struggling because I have always been a believer in the once a cheater, always a cheater theory.
But John is such a sweetheart, and I really can't imagine him doing that to me.
am I being naive? Should I get out before we get deeper into this and I could get more hurt?
Or do I trust him that he's changed? I mean, he's never cheated on me and everyone has a past.
I need an unbiased opinion. What do you ladies think? X O. Carey.
What do you think, Susan?
Because you don't want to ask me. I'm a believer and he's good now. He loves you. He's not going to do it again.
And I want to see the good in people.
Everybody does make mistakes.
What do you think?
I'm going to say take a baseball bat to him?
I didn't know.
Who said anything that I said about you?
You know, like what?
I always look for the good.
So I look for the bad?
He, here's the thing.
We don't know how long they've been dating.
A couple months, right?
So why are we worried?
Why is she worried?
She don't want to get really deep.
Well, you know what?
For a few months.
Love is risk.
Everything was going great for a few months.
take the risk. You like them? Yeah, you like him. You got to take the risk and you know what? No risk,
no gain. And who knows you might date him another two months and decide it isn't all green flags
that you don't like him and has nothing to do with him cheating on his ex-girlfriends. I mean,
in his past relationship. I like that he went to therapy about it. I know. Is he like a sex freak
and he cheats that way? You know, those guys have issues, but therapy helps people sometimes.
You got to take a chance.
I think it's, I think it's, um, everybody makes mistakes.
Everyone has a, well, everyone makes mistakes, but not the same one three times, right?
A couple times you did it, yeah.
I don't know.
I don't, I don't think once a cheater, always a cheater.
How goody is to you and how happy you are with him, yes, you're taking a chance,
but you take a chance with anybody you're falling in love with.
Anything can happen.
And honestly, if he did, it's going to hurt like hell, but never regret the moments so that you learned from him, grew with him, and enjoyed him.
Yeah.
And I'm saying they haven't dated long enough to know.
They haven't dated something else.
You know what I'm saying?
She might meet a guy at the bus stop.
She likes better.
I mean, but I will say to you, Carrie, when you say it's all green flags, Susan, is there a perfect relationship anywhere in life?
No, there is not.
So be realistic, Carrie, in your assessment.
of him be realistic no one is perfect all right well that amazing group of questions today thank you to
everyone who wrote in we're wishing you guys all the best whether you're dating is planning a wedding
whatever's going on and if you want to send us a question head to bachelornation dot com slash golden hour
and submit yours now we really do love hearing from you we love sharing our opinions
susan and i love arguing with each other who's right so keep those questions
coming okay then now before we wrap up for today kathy i have an idea for a new little game
how about we is this because you failed at truth i suck at quandary okay so how about we play a round of
truth or drink oh wait drink wait drink i'm in your wine all right i got it let's do this
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What would you do if one bad decision forced you to choose between a maximum security prison
or the most brutal boot camp designed to be hell on earth?
Unfortunately for Mark Lombardo, this was the choice he faced.
He said, you are a number, a New York State number, and we own you.
Shock incarceration, also known as boot camps, are short-term, highly regimented correctional programs
that mimic military basic training.
These programs aim to provide a shock of prison life,
emphasizing strict discipline, physical training, hard labor, and rehabilitation programs.
Mark had one chance to complete this program
and had no idea of the hell awaiting him the next six months.
The first night was so overwhelming, and you don't know who's next to you.
And we didn't know what to expect in the morning.
Nobody tells you anything.
Listen to shock incarceration on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts,
or wherever you get your podcast.
My name is Ed.
Everyone say, hello, Ed.
I'm from a very rural background myself.
My dad is a farmer and my mom is a cousin.
So, like, it's not like...
What do you get when a true crime producer
walks into a comedy club?
I know it sounds like the start of a bad joke,
but that really was my reality nine years ago.
I just normally do straight stand-up,
but this is a bit different.
On stage stood a comedian
with a story that no one expected
to hear.
The 22nd of July 2015, a 23-year-old man had killed his family.
And then he came to my house.
So what do you get when a true crime producer walks into a comedy club?
A new podcast called Wisecrack, where stand-up comedy and murder takes center stage.
Available now.
Listen to Wisecrack on the IHeart Radio.
app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
What's the weirdest thing you've been asked on a date?
Now, I guess this means if we don't want to answer it, we drink.
Is that?
Well, for me, it's, it's, it's, it's, you can't lose.
I get to drink or answer the question.
I mean, who cares?
All right.
So what, what's the weirdest thing you've been asked on a date?
Weird.
I don't know.
I can't.
I can't think of, I can't think of.
We're both going to drink on that.
We're drinking.
All right.
Oh, who had your favorite night one dress on Golden Bachelor?
That's easy.
I loved mine.
I was just going to say my feathers.
Yeah.
I don't remember them.
Do you remember them?
I like this gold dress.
I thought that was nice.
Yeah, that was pretty too.
Yeah.
Honestly, Kathy,
I was more into getting to know them.
I couldn't even tell you what everybody wore.
I can't either.
Isn't that crazy?
You're right.
All right.
Where is the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
Come on a rooftop in Miami in the jacuzzi.
Oh, shoot.
You're going to believe this.
You know what my answer was?
Hmm.
Oh, I don't want my kids' tears.
Thanks a lot.
No, it was also in a jacuzzi.
It was not fun.
I don't like doing it in jacuzzi.
Yuck.
That was, yeah, but there was more to that story,
but I don't have to drink because I can't.
My kids can't hear this.
I know.
All right.
Which Bachelor Nation couple do you truly think we'll get married next?
Oh, I know that one.
Who?
Kelsey and Joey.
No.
Are you joking?
Oh, Braden and Christina first.
Why?
Who?
Katie and Zach.
I forgot them too.
There's a few of them going to get married.
You got to drink.
You're wrong.
I doesn't say drink when you're wrong.
Okay, then I'll drink because I was right.
Who cares?
I think a few of them are gone to, but who's next?
Maybe you're right.
Maybe you're right because they're closer to getting married than the other ones.
That's what I think.
Oh, yeah.
Take a drink.
No.
Okay, Susan, you've learned some, wait, wait, wait, before you read this one, you've learned some terms.
I know what hooking up it. Oh, you know, okay, great, read it. I was a flight attendant,
Kathy. This has nothing to do with me. Yes. Yes, it does. Are you a member of the Mile High Club?
This is not a credit card club. Do you know what the Mile High Club is? Yes, I do. It's having sex in the
bathroom on an airplane. Yes. I was a flight attendant for all those years and never was a
member of the Mile Hodge Club.
When my ex-husband and I
went to Hawaii to get married,
I said, Dickie, I've never
had sex on the airplane, so you've got to come in here.
I want to be a member of the Mile Hog Club.
Can I just tell you? I was never a flight attendant
and I've never
been a member of the Mile High Club, but you know why?
I can barely turn my ass around in that bathroom
by myself. It's just a moment. It's not really
sex but whatever yeah all right okay that was funny uh where are we what's the worst date you've
ever been on i have i had a few of them give me give me one he didn't show up i the work okay that's good
you know my worst date it was actually right before i went on the show it was a guy who just sat
and talked about his deceased wife oh yeah i think i said this on the podcast before oh my god he wouldn't shut up
I was a counselor.
I can't.
I just can't.
Let me pay the bill for you and let me out of you.
This guy was like, you know, I would say, oh, I like your glasses.
My wife picked him out for me.
Oh, you know, oh, you live in a house wherever.
Oh, my wife picked up.
I got to the point where I just wanted to say shit to see if I could get him to say my wife did it.
All right.
I kind of want to skip the next one.
Oh, we're not skipping the next one.
Have you ever sent a nude photo?
Absolutely.
have you it's none of your business that's not an answer yes i have drink you didn't have to drink
you didn't have to drink because you entered the question susan you really struggle with rules of
dames i don't do any rules have you met me i break them all all right okay which golden bachelor date
do you wish you could steal that's easy anyone that jones on i'll bring to that which golden
bachelor date do you wish you could see i i wanted damn ellen's dresses and diamonds who i mean come on
or the helicopter or the boat i like the helicopter with faith that i called that date before it happened
yeah the but i mean really i've said this before on this podcast i got nothing i didn't get a date
i didn't get quartz i didn't get a rose i got nothing okay oh god who wrote these
Who is the last person you text?
Would you read the text?
Who's the last?
Well, mine was born.
Mine was to my daughter.
What was yours?
I'm on the podcast, can't talk.
Mine was to my daughter.
How did read her daughter?
My granddaughter, how'd she do in school today?
Really boring.
Okay.
Oh, Susan.
Is there anything I do that really annoys you?
yeah what
but you're getting way better at it girlfriend
wait wait what do I do that really annoy you over talk me
shut the hell up and listen
and you got to do this and you got to shut up pause
okay Kathy is there anything I do that really annoys you
are they trying to put us in counseling or what
They're trying to break us up before.
Let's drink to that, girlfriend.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Love you.
Salute.
Can I just say.
Jen Don, baby, a hundred years.
People wonder, we really are good friends.
I'm telling you, the hell with Gary and Teresa.
You were the best thing that came out of this.
And we argue and we at each other.
And then we love you.
We don't say goodbye without saying I love you.
Good night.
Yep.
All right.
What do I do that annoys you?
Wait a minute.
Stupidity annoys you.
I know, honestly, what you do.
First of all, I want to say.
She's going to have a list in a minute.
Now, be nice.
What you, Susan asked for your advice,
ask for my advice, particularly in one, I know I'm dying.
Susan asked for my advice, and then I give her my advice.
And she goes, yeah, I'm not going to do that.
I'm like, then why the hell did you ask for my advice?
I was curious.
Yeah, I was curious.
So now when she asked my advice, I'm like, why do you want it?
Are you just curious or do you want?
know what you think yeah oh god okay if you ever had a one susan have you ever hooked up that's the old
word for a one-night stand no i have not i haven't either no we're weird no we're weird well maybe no
oh jesus no it was more than once that would have been like a friend with benefit thing
oh my god but i liked them like i wanted a relationship but he did so yeah so no it wasn't a one-night
While you're talking, I'm drinking, I'm just saying.
Yeah, I see.
I'm making you nervous.
Okay, what are your thoughts on sex toys?
That truly is the next question.
I wish I took stock in them.
Oh, look at you.
You're learning the financial rules I've been giving you by stock.
I think not only do I enjoy them that I think partners should be comfortable with everybody enjoying them.
So should we tell everyone what Susan gave me for my birthday?
And she loved it.
best birthday president she ever received well a hookup would have been a better birthday gift but
yeah not a hookup that's a one night stand this one gets recharged and it could go forever
okay i'll drink to that no i don't think there's anything wrong with them uh some people
struggle in certain ways and they're helpful oh look it now now now she's playing the political card
here i don't struggle you're not on the struggle bus okay all right besides you each each
other who from golden bachelor oh this is easy for me besides each other who from golden bachelor would
you want to be stranded on a desert island with you got to think about this all right we take the people
we really like and then we take the people we really don't like i couldn't know i'm kidding don't write
into me guys i'm kidding okay okay all right kath you ready for this one would you have sex in the fantasy
sweet you're down to two or three or three you know the truth you want the truthful answer
why you could give me whatever you want no i'll give you the truthful answer if i had gotten to
the fantasy suite try it before you buy it now i would have been so convinced because i am confident
i would have been so convinced that he would choose me i would have been planning for the future and i and i
would have probably had sex with them, yeah? What about you? Um, I'm not telling. Yes,
you are. I'd have to be in the moment. Probably if you got that far, like, that's what happens. Yeah.
Yeah. Um, but nobody knows what goes on behind closed doors. They just assume. I mean, I would like to,
I'd like to go to the fantasy suite just to see what goes on there. To watch? I mean, you know,
I don't want to watch. It's wrong with you. I'm having wine. You're. I'm having wine. You're.
You're making me drink every question.
See, here's the problem for all of you who are listening.
Susan drinks.
She gets loose lips.
You know, what can we say?
I'm funny.
That one cute sometimes.
All right, kids.
I just choked on that last simple wine.
That was a lot of fun, Kat, don't you think?
It really was super fun.
And once again, we thank you all for joining us today on Bachelor Happy Hours, Golden Hour.
You know what, guys, we couldn't do this without you.
I'm so glad that you're tuning in and enjoying us.
We mean no harm.
We love everybody.
And we just speak from the heart.
And, you know, Susan, that is such a great point.
The other thing is, guys, we love hearing from you, but know that we are kind-hearted people.
If you take what we say and it makes you feel better and helps you, we're happy for that.
But the biggest message here is love your life, enjoy your life.
That's what we're doing.
And to that end, we love that you tune.
in and listen to us. And we hope you're following our podcast because life is hard enough.
You got to laugh a little bit along the way. And it's very short, enjoy every single moment of
it. And please get us a date. Please don't judge us. We mean no harm. And you know, maybe Kathy,
that's why we don't have dates because we're loud, we're fun, we're obnoxious, we intimidate
people. And I'm really kind and soft and cuddly. You know what? You and I both are. So,
I know, I know. So send in your date request for both of us.
Send in your submit your questions.
You already got one. If you listen to all of our podcast, you'll know I was left out in the cold.
But make sure to submit your questions to us so we can talk to you.
Go to bachelornation.com slash golden hour to send them.
And please subscribe because we do have new episodes coming out every week.
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Have a great week.
Because we'll be here.
We'll be here.
Until next time.
See ya.
Ciao.
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