Bachelor Happy Hour - Meet the 30 Ladies Vying for Peter’s Heart!
Episode Date: December 16, 2019The headshots and bios are out! Rachel and co-host Becca Kufrin go through all 30 bios and headshots of the women hoping to find love with Pilot Peter on this season of “The Bachelor.”To see the h...eadshots and get more info, visit BachelorNation.com. Tune in to the first episode January 6 on ABC.Don’t forget to rate and subscribe so you never miss an episode.See omny.fm/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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What's up, everybody, and welcome to Bachelor Happy Hour.
I'll start out with my lovely co-host.
Once again, I've got Becca Kooferrin joining me in the Bachelor Happy Hour studio today.
We've got an emergency, emergency.
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That's pretty good.
An emergency Bachelor Happy Hour podcast, because you guys.
They're out.
If you haven't seen them already, if you haven't heard, I don't know where you've been if you're in Bastronation because we look forward to this since they've decided to release these bios early.
So we got to get into them.
We got the mugshots, everyone.
Yeah, we got to make our predictions of our hometowns.
We'll call it that.
Who we think is going to be the top four.
How many lookalikes?
I'm going to say right now there's going to be at least 13 blondes.
Okay. And just so you guys know, Becca and I are holding, or we are holding pictures of the bios, but we have yet to see the faces. We have no idea about anything when it comes to these girls. We are spoiler-free. We are looking at this for the first time. These are initial reactions. Becca, are you ready?
I'm a little nervous, but bring on the ladies. Do you think this is how Peter felt when the limos were coming down?
Peter was probably horny.
Heart racing, hands sweating, blood pumping.
Like, we're like two big sisters.
He was on another level.
I don't want to hear that my little brother was horny.
Yeah, well.
We've heard a lot.
We've heard much more than this.
A tell or two, or four.
Or four times.
Okay.
Okay, here we go.
Becca, are you ready?
I'm ready.
Up first.
We have Victoria F.
Victoria F.
Okay.
First of all, let's just pause and have a moment here.
You notice anything about these pictures?
Oh, the high quality image?
Where's the blue elementary school background?
Where's the deer in headlights look from these women?
Yeah.
Because I definitely had that.
I'm still a little salty.
And I'm pretty sure we couldn't wear pattern shirts.
Okay, we're looking at Victoria F's picture.
She's wearing a pattern shirt.
We had to wear solid colors.
Florals were definitely Xed when I did my headshot.
Did they sit in the room and help you pick out your outfit?
No. They did for me. I had to pick it out on my, well, what the heck?
You got to see my headshot. Apparently, I needed some help.
I didn't, too. Did you see my headshot? Mine looks terrible. We'll pull ours up after.
And just so you know, a producer is nodding and agreeing with me about how terrible my picture looks.
Okay, so let's look at Victoria F's bio. Like, let's see what we can find out here.
She kind of is giving me Shane Mitchell vibes.
Oh, that's a good comparison. Yeah.
She's cute. She looks.
looks like i just see shame mitchell when i looked at her okay
Victoria f is from Virginia beach
medical sales rep okay so I mean she has a personality
she knows how to talk to people she's probably charming
engaging because she's in cells right
so she knows how to sell things but I will note she's from
Virginia beach where Lauren B 2.0
is from Virginia beach and I wonder if they know each other
right? I don't know.
I have no idea.
I would say phone a friend, but that's not possible.
How big is Virginia Beach? How big is it?
Okay, so some fun facts about her.
She loves a man who is in touch with their feelings and isn't afraid to cry in public.
Do you really want to cry her in public?
It sounds like what she should say.
Again, medical sales rep, sales being the key word.
I'm just telling you right now.
She's going to be good. I will say if she is final one, she will be good at the media.
the media interviews.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Big fan of country music
and we'll travel to see
her favorite artist play show.
Last one, which is a little bit more sentimental,
the most important woman in her life is her grandmother.
I do love that.
Totally can relate to that.
That's cute.
I do love that too.
Victoria F, ladies and gentlemen.
Hello, Kelsey.
I didn't know what Kelsey does.
Kelsey.
Is she a model?
Stunning.
This actually does look like it could be in a model portfolio.
Again, Rachel, what happened to ours?
Kelsey. Okay, 28 from Des Moines, Iowa. A professional clother? I'm going to Google it.
What is that? What is that? I mean, maybe I'm never heard of. Okay.
A professional, is it clotheer, or clotheaer?
I feel stupid right now. I'm just, I'm not going to lie. But it's a person or company that makes sales or deals in clothes. So you, she owns her
own business? So she's
like me with Beach the Label? Why can't they just
say that? An entrepreneur? A clothing
entrepreneur, if you will?
I don't know. Well, she's gorgeous.
Well, she was, it does say
she competed at Miss USA after being
crowned Miss Iowa in 2017.
You know what? I'm going to ride
across her bio? Another one.
She's a pageant girl?
Maybe Peter has a type. Maybe he
requested this. Another one. I don't know.
It says at 28, she has lived a couple more years than a lot of these other girls,
and she knows what she wants.
Dot, dot, dot.
And what she wants is Peter Weber.
Put Kelsey back in a pile.
Okay, we have Lexi.
She is giving me, like, I love the 90s, and she's giving me, like, 90s semi-Gennifer-Annecin vibes.
Oh, I like it.
There's something really simply beautiful about her.
Like a mature beauty, I'd say.
And I don't mean that in a bad way.
I mean, like, she looks very classy.
No, no, no, that's a good one.
Lexi.
Okay, nothing turns Lexi off more than people who are desperate.
I feel that.
Okay, girl, I like that.
She loves her home in Florida.
Okay, maybe I'll run into her.
But has too much sass for the suburb life.
I feel like you'd like her.
Right?
You think so?
Maybe.
I don't know.
Was it sass that turns you on?
The thought that I would get along with her?
Okay, I don't know, Lexi seems pretty normal.
Says Lexi is smart, independent, and a fun...
Who's writing?
Wait, who actually wrote these bios?
Wait, wait, I do not remember my bio reading this way.
Did yours?
What did it say?
Check this, I'm just going to...
Lexi is a smart, independent, and fun woman
who is ready to find the future father of her children.
She grew up in Jacksonville, Florida, and is one of six siblings.
It sounds like an ad.
I don't think these girls wrote them.
But ours didn't say that.
Wasn't it like bullet points?
Yes, I believe so.
Like 28 Minnesota likes a dog.
That's all I had, I think.
Okay, she's a marking coordinator, lives in NYC.
I mean, she, or maybe she's from Florida, lives in NYC.
She's a ginger.
Is she?
She says, dating quote, dating as a redhead is hard.
I wonder what she means by that.
Like, what's the stereotype with Ren.
Oh, oh, hi.
Crazy Matrix. Redheads are deemed
crazy. Do you know how Crazy Matrix?
No, I have not, but I got to watch it, I guess.
Please do yourself a favor of YouTube.
But she doesn't look like she has red hair in this photo.
She does, actually. Okay. She does. I'm kind of actually
getting Buffy the Vampire Slayer
in this pick. Oh, that's a good one. Yeah?
I think more power to red. I always say if I was white, I'd
want to be a redhead. Okay, next.
All right. Next up, we have
Kelly,
who also kind of looks like Victoria F with the long brown hair.
She's pretty.
She's very pretty.
They're all pretty.
Kelly is a modern woman who doesn't need no man to take care of her.
Okay.
Let's see.
She's allergic to gluten, dairy, and black tea.
But not green tea.
Nothing makes Kelly anger than when people don't listen to her.
Wow.
She's got a hard time in the mansion.
Yeah.
I feel like are these foreshadowing at some future fights we might have.
Okay.
She also loves to travel and has been to 26 countries.
Oh, she's an attorney from Chicago, Illinois.
Love that already.
What was that first sentence you read about her?
She's a modern woman who doesn't need a man.
That's like a millennial term.
How old is she?
27.
I don't understand.
I hear that term a lot.
What does it mean when people say, I'm a modern woman?
What does that mean?
I don't know, but I also just started the Handmaiden's Tale.
And so maybe the opposite of that.
No, it's like a thing.
Like, Tanya, or Tanya, do I'm saying her name right?
On Seacrest Show.
Oh, Tanya.
She wears sweatshers that say, Modern Woman.
And I see this, and I'm like, is this like a, is this like boss babe, boss bitch type thing?
What does modern woman mean?
I think, let's Google it.
I look it up.
See if Urban Dictionary has it.
Modern Woman.
Okay.
Kelly, I like her.
Shout out to my sister in the law.
Let's put her in the Victoria.
pile, because I'm going to put the local likes together.
All right. Oh, wait, sorry. You guys, modern woman, according to Urban Dictionary, can be very
often put in a text and has many uses, both professional and sexual. The modern woman
has a job, not entry level, has done very well for herself, and maintains or does not
maintain a family. In the 1950s, when the term first came to use, it was also a sexual saying.
A modern woman can have as many romantic interests as she sees fit. The modern woman,
woman pursues affairs and is equal to the man when it comes to sexual partners, marking the end
of the nice girl era in which women were only supposed to have one sexual partner as opposed to
men who could pursue interests of a sexual nature. So a modern woman is independent and fast.
No, no, no, I like Kelly. She's a lawyer. She seems like she's about her business. Okay.
All right. She's got to have a tough time in the mansion if she can't stand people listening
to her, okay? Nobody's listening. No. Because everybody's for themselves. Unless you're in an ITM,
constantly. It's the freaking hunger games in there.
Okay? All right, Eunice.
Eunice is up next.
Eunice, she's got an old school name.
I like, I like it. I can get down with that.
You don't see many Eunice's come through the Bachelor Mansion.
I like it, right? He won't forget that. He won't forget that.
So I'm saying, you won't forget that.
Okay, she's a flight attendant.
Yikes.
I just don't think, I mean, how many flight attendants do you think Peter's come across in his life?
A lot.
Right.
She shouldn't lead with it.
No.
She should hide it.
Let's hope that she talks about, ah, her favorite holiday, which is Christmas, because she loves Christmas music.
Okay, let me try the next one.
Shout out to Mariah Carey.
Favorite country to visit is Greece.
Eunice's signature dance move is the ponytail helicopter.
If you don't know what that is and you're a Real Housewife fan, Kyle Richards does it all the time.
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
Okay, Eunice, great.
I like Eunice.
Flight of ten.
hope that she doesn't lead with that though. I agree. I hope she sticks around. I just really
like the name. Okay. Okay. Sarah. She looks spunky. She does look spunky. I also like this.
She is a medical radiographer. Okay. So she's from Knoxville, Tennessee. Her favorite vacation
spot is Key West Florida. She's a party girl. Is that what it means? Key West. There's not a lot
to do there. Okay. I'm never bad. Maybe we could take a
trip there on Peter's free flights
that he offered us.
She also loaths
slugs, which I don't know
if I've ever encountered anyone who likes them.
Because you just run into a slug
every day?
Like, it felt like it's an aunt.
Okay.
Well, this is in her bio,
which I'm glad. It says Sarah is single.
So that's a good start.
It says
she's single in her bio?
Yeah.
Okay.
Sarah, where, oh, Tennessee.
Okay, Sarah's cute.
Sarah's cute.
How old is she?
24.
Okay, let's, she looks fun though.
Yeah, I need to start recognizing her ages.
Okay.
Yes, a sister.
We've got Alexa.
I like her hair.
She looks spunky.
I like her hair.
Well, actually, you know what I like about this pose?
I think this one is my favorite out of the bio because it's not super posy.
It's like the candid ones where you're like moving around.
You look happy.
You're just enjoying.
the photo session that you're about to have on The Bachelor.
I agree with you because I think it shows a lot of personality.
And we had to put that hand on that hip and that arm by the side and look as a feather, stiff as a board.
And I felt so uncomfortable.
She looks at ease and I like that.
She's having fun.
All right, she's 27, one of the older gals in the house.
Isn't that sad to say?
She's an esthetician, which is great.
She can help some of the other girls out in the house.
It's always good to have one of those around.
She has good brows.
She does have good brows.
Estetician.
Right?
Is that what I'm doing?
Listen, Alexa is a total free spirit
and has a lot of hippie in her,
which I think is reflected in her picture.
In the pose, I like that.
Okay, well, she says...
How old is she again?
She's 27.
She's all about love and acceptance,
but at the same time,
this girl has opinions
and isn't afraid to express them.
Gosh, okay.
I hope that that means that that is not what she does a lot in the house.
Like, it's cool.
Hello, I'm a girl with opinions, but you got to use them far and few between.
Got to make friends.
Yeah.
Not enemy.
Friends, not foes.
That sounds like, this makes me scared that she's going to be one of those people that's running to Peter,
telling him things about other people in the house.
I'm going to give Alexa more credit than that.
I hope so.
Yeah.
Okay, but what, forget that I said Sarah was a party girl, because when Alexa isn't hitting the dance floors at local clubs, this is in her bio.
She's at home preparing for her next book meeting club.
Okay, man, she's a well-rounded girl.
Okay, I will say I'm looking for a good book club.
So, Alexa.
All right.
Hit me up.
All right.
Next, we have Marissa.
She is 23 from Atlanta, Georgia, and she is a patient care coordinator.
Now, I just, is it me or do the ages feel like they're getting younger and younger?
How old is Peter again?
29.
28.
Okay.
Yeah.
So she was also another one from a pageant.
Another one.
She was from Miss Teen USA and was crowned Miss Teen Montana.
But she does say in her bio that it was one of the worst times in her life.
Well, welcome back to the pageet world because being in a house full of women.
Yeah.
So the bio raid, she was an average size for a teenage girl, but the page was an average size for a teenage girl,
but the pageant world made her feel insecure about her weight,
which led her to struggle with body image issues,
which I think is a very prominent thing in this day and age with social media.
So hopefully she'll be, you know, somebody who kind of paves the way to talk about those issues.
I don't know.
But back to the fun facts about her.
She recently left the U.S. for the first time and went on a girl's trip to the Caribbean.
Okay.
Does she get a groove back?
We'll have to find out.
All right, when Marissa is feeling confident, she breaks into song.
She prefers to surround herself with people who have a more mature outlook on life.
All of her best friends are at least 10 years older than her.
Oh.
So maybe she's just going to have a tough time in the house.
All our friends are 10 years older than her, and everybody around her is what?
Average age is 25.
Four maybe?
Okay.
Well, we'll see.
not make it far.
Just because she might not be able to survive the house.
But it sounds like she has an old soul, which I can appreciate.
Okay.
All right.
Next up, Savannah, who's a Texas girl?
So I'm already in her corner.
I'm just a little biased.
I'm a little biased.
Okay, she's a Texas girl.
She's ready to expand her horizons past the lone star state.
Why would you want to do that, Savannah?
Texas is so great.
Okay.
She was in an on and off relationship for six years.
Oof.
I'm going to need to know that's a long time to be on and off with someone.
Do you think...
Oh, wait, wait, let me, let me continue.
And during one of those off times, he slept with one of her friends,
which ultimately ended things for good.
Oh, well, I hope so.
Yikes.
One of Savannah's favorite things to do to pass time is to sit on her back porch and feed the local turtles.
I do love turtles.
I don't even know what to say after that.
I guess I have so many questions.
Like, being a person who's from Texas,
I've never heard of a place where you can go
and the local turtles are just a thing.
Maybe in a pond?
Confused.
You have to feed turtles under the water.
They can't eat on land unless it's a tortoise.
But like, can you just imagine?
Let's just pause.
Let's just pause.
I don't know how I know that.
But this is a valid point, okay?
How fast do turtles move?
So you go and you feed the local turtles.
I mean, like, are they all just, they're not moving.
They're all just sitting there.
I just, how many, I think turtles move fast.
I have so many questions.
Can we have Savannah on to ask?
One important thing to know is that she, because of that, she refers to herself as the, wait for it, turtle princess.
Oh, I thought you were going to say the ninja turtle.
You know what?
That would have been better.
Wait, I had a question about Savannah and now I, oh, I'm wondering with this juicy
on and off again relationship in the past, will the X ever make an appearance on the show?
Or the friend.
Oh, plot twist, the friend is in the mansion.
She's one of the girls.
And she's also dating Savannah's boyfriend, who is Peter Wupper.
Oh my gosh.
Okay. The plot thickens.
Next we have Katrina, who is 28 from Chicago, another.
Midwest girl. She's a pro sports
dancer.
All right. It doesn't
specify the team.
I don't know.
But, okay, let's see.
None of this.
Oh, okay. Well, she's only
28, but in the bio it reads,
according to her mom, Katrina
needs to settle down soon because her
biological clock is ticking.
But I wonder if Katrina also considers
herself a modern woman who
doesn't follow those rules. Yeah. Yeah.
We'll have to see. She looks similar to Victoria F, so I'm going to put her in that pile.
Okay. Fun facts about her last Halloween. She dressed up as a hairless cat.
That's actually funny.
I wonder, I would honestly give her props if she dressed up as the hairless cat out of the limo.
Yikes.
I love a good costume. Yeah, but that's freaky.
Yeah. I mean, it's funny to me. Can you imagine having a hairless cat walk out of the limo?
It's funny. You don't even touch it. You don't want to look at it. You don't want to touch it.
Yeah.
on the weekends she loves to stay up late and eat junk food don't we all and then her biggest pet peeve is not being in control
sounds like the mansion is going to be a tough place she's not she put her on the struggle bus okay but she's pretty
i mean they're all pretty they're all pretty disclaimer because i don't want to keep having to say that every single time
they are all stunning she looks i feel like we have a lot of look alike celebrities here she kind of looks like
Nina Dobrev.
A little bit, yeah.
A little bit.
Alea's 24 from San Antonio, Texas, and she's Miss Texas, 2019.
Another one.
Another one.
She also, I don't know why these girls look like celebrities to me.
She kind of looks like Anna Kendrick a little bit in the mouth region.
I don't, I don't, okay.
Anyone?
No, no, no, no, no.
You were right.
I am sorry.
so distracted because I'm reading
Aliyah's
Alea
I'm reading Alaya's
biography
Alea
her spirit animal
is the Texas Longhorn
Now I am a Texas Longhorn
Okay, oh this is the school that I went to
I don't get that
I'm going to need her
Bevo is castrated
That's the Texas Longhorn
Bivo doesn't move
Bivo literally has to be poked and prodded to take a step.
So I'm a tad confused as to why this is your spirit animal.
But I'm in need an explanation here.
That's a red flag for me.
You know what another red flag is?
Her favorite social media platform is Reddit.
No.
I've never heard somebody say that.
And obviously there's more on Reddit than just Bachelor Reddit.
Like there's a whole world out there of it, but it's different.
Now, what I will say about her is she's studied English in college and she likes to write poetry.
So I'm expecting a poem or two.
I'm sure.
I feel like night one will hear a poem out of her.
But I like that about her.
That's interesting.
Okay.
So at the moment, we don't know what she does, though, because her profession is Miss Texas 2019.
So she's still.
So she's current.
Does she have duties?
I guess they end.
No, no, no.
season was in 2019. How does she not have duties?
Well, I think...
How does she not have things she's supposed to be doing as Miss Texas for the year?
I'm confused.
Maybe she took us a battle for two months?
No, but like, no, but really, okay, I'm getting a little...
Rachel's getting heated right now.
No, I'm confused because, you know, they have to do their, like, thing for the year, and,
you know, they visit hospitals and schools, and they wear their crown and their sash, and they go
around, and they talk to all these people, so that's, like, what they do.
you think what do you think thoughts are that she wears her crowned and sash out of the limo?
What if what if all three of the pageant girls so far wear them?
I've turned the television off.
I don't know. No, like I don't want this to become a thing. Bring back the social media influencers.
All right. Kier is Kira. Is that you pronounce it? Kira.
Hira, who
She also,
these, all these girls look like celebrities to me.
She is 23 from Knessa.
Knessa?
She's 23 from Georgia and she is a social butterfly and nanny.
But she, oh, so it reads,
she's a social butterfly that is ready to leave the cocoon.
How old is she?
23.
Okay, okay, sorry, sorry.
23.
So one of her biggest fears is being trapped at the top of a roller coaster.
Okay.
Oh, I actually, this next fun fact, I agree with.
She's extremely turned off by men who grind their teeth.
I also, you know when people, like, grind their teeth or when they're chewing really
loud and their teeth hit down?
Hmm.
You know?
I feel like I've encountered those people.
But I know it's a thing.
No, no, no, I know it's a thing.
Yeah, that's, I get it.
I get why that's.
I guess I've been lucky enough to not come across.
I feel like she is my twin in this regard.
It says here that she will pick napping over almost any other activity.
And I love a good nap.
Okay.
Was Corinne on mixed season with you?
Yeah, Corinne was a napper.
Maybe her and Corinne would.
Okay.
They also have the nanny thing in common.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Where she from?
Georgia.
Yeah, but she is a nanny, right?
Corinne had a name.
Has, has, has, present tense.
Still?
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
Okay, it says that she,
I don't know if you would appreciate this, Rachel.
She hates sports, but she loves, all in caps, loves Rachel's cross-neurone,
loves talking and says that her greatest skill is that she can literally talk to a brick wall about any and everything.
But like, come on.
What's her name, Kiara?
Yeah, okay, Kiara, that's literally what, of all the things that you could say about yourself,
one great thing to know, one fun fact is that I could talk to a brick wall if I wanted to.
Well, let me tell you something, that brick wall don't talk back.
So I'm sure you could have a lovely conversation with a brick, what?
Who was the, wasn't there one season where the girl was talking to the tree, the pomegranates?
Yeah, like, say your greatest skills that you can just have a great conversation,
with people. I just know how to talk to people. I could talk to a wall. Well, okay. I can
what? I put an ex on her because she didn't like sports, but then she completely like lost
me with that with that statement. She'll have a lot of time at the mansion where maybe she will
make some friends or friends with a wall. Yeah, she'll make friends with the wall. Who needs friends
when you can talk to a brick wall? She's got a lot of them in the mansion. Cheyenne. Sheehan. Sheean is from
Vegas. All right.
All right, all right.
She, 27, administrative assistant.
Okay, she's putting all her bets on Peter.
Falling in love has been difficult in the past for She-Anne
because every guy she's dated either ended up ghosting her,
having a wife and kids, Jesus, or liking her friends over her.
But we have a feeling it's only happy times ahead of this high roller.
That's a lot.
Wow.
This is a tough place for you
When you, I don't know
That's heavy
Well, you know
If things don't work out with her
On Peter's season, Rachel
She could always be on the show ghosted
She could always be on, listen, yes
We are currently casting
For MTV's ghosted
Very sad though
Because it is an epidemic that keeps happening
I know she's not alone when it comes to that
Her best part of her body
Is her lower back
That's interesting
I've never heard anybody say that
I'm assuming she means her ass
and doesn't want to say that.
I mean, I'm just going to have to give it to her.
She's a competitive horseback rider
or growing up she was.
Interesting.
And skydiving's at the top of her bucket list.
So she sounds very adventurous.
Yes, which we know Peter is.
Peter is looking for someone with some spontaneity,
so she just might be his gal.
She sounds like the one.
Okay, Sidney, wow, bam, in your face.
Sidney.
Why is her picture so close up and nobody else is?
She does have a very close-up.
Seriously, this is like, this is a headshot.
Everybody else?
Where's her waist?
We can't see any of her.
But she can smize, which I need to learn how to do.
Tell me she's a pageant girl.
Tell me she looks like one.
Let's see.
She's 24 from Birmingham, Alabama.
She's in retail marketing.
Let's see.
Skimming through, it does not look like she is part of a pageant or has been part of a pageant.
She loves to hike, dance, and play fantasy.
Oh, sorry not play.
Plan fantasy vacations for her and her future husband.
Do you think when she meets Peter, she's going to have a vacation planned?
Because he could fly them.
Repeat that last hobby for me.
She loves to plan fantasy vacations for her and her future husband.
What is that?
I mean, it's one thing to be like I like to travel, like to go on vacations, but I like to plan fantasy.
I mean, I guess I just never have heard of it before.
Interesting.
So she's imaginative.
What if Peter was like, I hate to vacation?
Well, we know.
We know he does not hate it, but you never know.
Okay.
Okay.
She's from Alabama.
So we're getting to Alabama girls again.
Got another Alabama girl.
Okay.
Her favorite holiday is Valentine's Day.
Okay.
She'd love her.
Anything else?
She can speak her.
Okay, her ability to speak Spanish is so-so, but on salsanite, she rules the dance floor.
Now, Sidney, I'm sorry.
I can relate to you on that, okay?
I can't speak Spanish, but I can speak it on the dance floor.
Okay.
Wait, I got one more.
I just, these bios.
Sidney tries to jog at least once a day and likes to reward herself with the cupcake that she bakes for herself.
Sweet!
You should, yeah, you should.
Like, that's...
Megan, I love you.
These people are giving them this information to write.
of all the things you could say about yourself.
Next.
Peyton.
Payton.
Oh, I was, no, there's several girls on here who aren't smiling with their teeth.
But she's definitely got the smy's thing down.
Okay.
I'm also noting certain things by the jewelry that she has on her wrist.
Okay.
She's a high, she's a high maintenance girl.
Because of her watch?
Braclets.
Stavey Young.
I can't read her watch.
All right.
Okay, so Peyton.
Oh, Peyton, that's me, 23.
Peyton is the type of woman who goes into a bar alone and leaves with 100 new best friends.
So I can guarantee you you won't leave with that many friends at the Bathroom Mansion.
So she's friendly.
She likes to call everybody her friend
I do like when you meet
some really nice drunk girls in the bathroom stalls
But I don't leave with them
No no look how you said it
It's nice when I meet drunk girls
In the bathroom stall
Yeah
Not leave with new best friends
There is a difference
Okay so
Thanks to some serious face wait
Oh this is cool
So she grew up
She grew up in Ohio with four siblings
and thanks to some serious Facebooking,
she recently discovered that she has a fifth sibling.
That's kind of cool.
I actually, I have been hearing that's much more common with people
through the social media these days.
Yeah.
No, I mean, I think that's, sorry, I just started reading something.
How old is she?
23.
She's 23.
I actually think that's really, really cool.
So, okay.
Oh, well, we got some fun facts to get to because, let's see.
Let's see.
Peyton loves to be the life of the party and her biggest fear is missing out.
Okay, that makes sense why she tries to.
to befriend every single person in the club, right?
She feels like she's going to miss out.
There's some problems here.
Despite her mother's warnings,
Peyton's not afraid of talking to strangers.
In fact, she enjoys it.
Okay, she's a grown woman.
Why is Mommy still telling you not to talk to strangers?
Maybe because she currently lives in her parents' basement.
I'm done with Peyton.
Hey, you know what, though?
Peter lives with his parents, so.
No, no, no, but Peter.
Maybe her family's Cuban.
Listen, from what I gather from them,
They don't run his life like that
They don't tell him not to talk to strangers
Yeah
There's some
Yeah
I find her interesting
I actually want to hear more
I want to see more of her
Do you
Okay I know that somebody comes out
In a costume
At the end of this
Let's go through and pick out the one girl
Who will be in costume
Okay
Jade
Jade
Oh
Flight attendant number two
Here we go
Jade is from Mesa, Arizona, and she's 26.
So she grew up in the Mormon culture where she says that there was a lot of pressure to get married.
And unfortunately for her, that's what she did.
At 22 years old, she knew right away that her and her ex were not compatible for the long haul.
So now her divorce is finalized.
She has a new outlook on love and knows exactly what she's looking for.
So here she is on The Bachelor.
Okay, so yes.
She's cute.
She is cute
She kind of looks like
Liz from Nick's season
Oh actually she does
I didn't see it
No I see it
Yeah she does
Okay so she claims that she hosts
The best game night in town
Which Jade I want to be invited to in the future
I love a good game
And
Oh this is interesting
Even actually this is kind of what
I think Peter's mom said in the past
Even though she's a flight attendant
She's very afraid of height
Before I read this next fun fact, Rachel, if you had to assign an aesthetic to your life, what would it be?
I don't know.
Jades would be organized chaos.
What?
Okay.
So maybe, I don't know, I'm just reading into it, but she might be one of the messy ones in the mansion.
Yeah, yeah.
Organized chaos.
But the mansion's a mess, so.
So she'll fit right in.
All right.
Okay.
Next.
Jade.
McKenna.
We got McKenna.
Oh.
Okay.
We've got My Kenna, who's a fashion blogger from Canada.
Our first Canadian that we've come across.
All right.
So she, interesting fact, she's obsessed with Grey's Anatomy.
Her dream job is to start her own charity.
That's nice.
I mean, I'm curious to know what her passion is, why she'd want to do that.
And she loves to go to car shows with her dad.
So she's kind of a tomboy a little bit.
or Tom Girl, however you want to say that.
I appreciate that.
How old is she again?
She's super close to her parents and inspired by her grandparents' love,
who they were together for 61 years.
And the grandpa proposed to her grandmother on her first date.
That's actually super sweet.
On the first date?
Yeah.
So this is a person who, like, can believe the Bachelor experience can work.
So she'll be good.
You know, if things don't work out with Peter,
you can always join Bachelor Live on stage
because we have a two-hour show that if you wanted to fall in love, you can.
There you go.
She sounds like the one.
McKenna.
My Kenna.
My Kenna.
Okay.
Next we have Miss Hannah-Anne, another Hannah.
She's not from Alabama, but she is from the cell.
She was born in Knoxville, Tennessee.
So she, fun facts about Hannah Ann, besides her two first names, she could watch home improvement
shows all day long and never get bored.
I love a good chip-in-joyna game.
TV series. When she's nervous, she becomes very talkative. So she could be talking a lot night one.
Maybe we'll see. And her home is decorated with artwork that she painted. Now, she is also looking
for a man who she can be best friends with while keeping this steamy romance alive. So she's a pretty
normal bio.
It's probably like the most normal bio that
we've heard of all the people. Actually, my
Kennis was as well.
Anything like
interesting, like different, I should say?
Well, so
she also
like Peter, lives with her parents.
How is she?
23.
What's her job? She is a model.
You waited for me to say something?
I was going to say she was a social media,
like before looking at the bio and just looking at her picture,
I was going to say she does something in social media.
You think?
Well, she's also a talented painter who loves to dabble in interior decorating
when she's not slaying it.
I'm reading this word for word,
slaying it in front of the camera.
What kind of model is she?
Is she an IG model?
It does not specify.
She reminds me of Hannah G.
Even though she's brown hair,
there's something Hannah Gish about her.
Even before you said any of that
I was like she's very Hannah G-ish
She's got that like
Young
Childlike
Like do-eyed
You know what Hannah's bio
Sounds like
Bachelorette
I will say I really want someone
A little older next year
What I was also going to say
She seems very curated in her picture
Like everything about her looks very IG modelish, very put together.
Everything is thought out is what I'm saying.
That's the look that she gives me.
That's how Hannah is as well.
Yeah.
You know, at least in the picture.
Okay.
All right.
Natasha, I like her fierce stance in this picture.
I feel like this is, this, she like, you know, she just is standing there.
Like, when I, we talked about this, Rachel, I feel like when I take photos, I never know what to do with my body or, like, how to stand and how to stand and how.
how to work my hands.
That's how you feel about her?
So she looks...
No, I feel like that's how I feel,
but I feel like she looks fierce.
She does look fierce.
Like she's got the smies going.
Like, I'm going to make this camera my bitch.
That's exactly what her looks is.
Yeah. That's how it's so on point.
She looks just like she's ready for the camera.
Yeah, well, she says her first line is she's here to prove that mysterious is sexy.
Now, although that's great, she can't be too mysterious because if she doesn't open up,
Peter's never going to get to know her, and that could be her downfall.
All right. She's someone who's kind, smart, laid back, but also knows how to have a good time. She seems like just like a cool chick. How old is she?
She is 31. We've got the oldest, our first 30-year-old, 30-something. Finally, we need. She's an event planner. She lives in New York. She's afraid of rats, mice, spiders, and anything that crawls. Good luck with that living in New York City.
I was just going to say that is the worst place to be. I personally love New York, but just if you don't like rats.
She seems very confident.
She seems very cool, like a cool chick.
She says, she seems like, like it says right here in her bio,
she's looking to change things up here and take the bull by the horn.
Sounds like somebody who's going to steal peter away a lot.
Good for her.
She seems like she has her shit together.
Could be good or bad.
Yeah, she's the type of guy, says she's the type,
oh, she's never been the type to approach a guy first,
but that hasn't been working for her, so now she's ready.
to change things up.
So, I mean, it can be good or bad.
We'll see how that goes.
All right.
Next up, we have Jasmine.
She just looks very happy in this photo.
Like, just happy to be there.
She does look happy.
She's cute.
All right.
Jasmine, she is 25 from Houston, Texas, and she's a client relations manager.
Okay.
So let's see.
I feel like her hobbies, she's very,
she seems well-rounded. She enjoys traveling, attending her book club meetings, cooking, rock climbing, and volunteering on her church every Sunday. Okay. She would like to travel the world before she starts a family, so this might be a good way to do it. Oh, and she specifically would like to go back to Vietnam where her family is from. She speaks Vietnamese fluently, loves the Vietnamese traditions. Um, oh, okay. This might be tough, but she would,
would consider proposing to a man who can find her Chick-fil-A on a Sunday.
So that means that she's never going to propose to a man.
Yeah, unless they...
You hurt the Kanye West song.
Chick-fil-A is closed on Sundays.
Which I'm still salty about.
Yeah.
So that's not going to happen.
Okay.
Her biggest turnoff is a guy who sits on the couch all day and plays video games.
I hate that too.
It's the worst.
Men, women don't appreciate that all the time.
Okay.
So she will know that she's met the man of her dreams
When he can help her build a table
I'm not I don't know how Peter feels about woodworking
So that will be interesting
She had me in the beginning
I was like man this is a bomb bio
Like this is Bachelorette style bio
And then she started talking about Chick-fil-A
And a damn table
And I'm done
Jasmine you are an independent woman
You can build your own damn table
She like I really like
She sounds very interesting
She's a really really good bio
And I do like
Jasmine. I just didn't like the end of her bio.
Well, one more fun fact. Her best friend is her
golden retriever named
Norrell's Berkeley. I like
her even more. I love the fact
that that's the name of her dog and her best
friend is her dog. I'll tell you. I like
Jasmine. I do too. Okay, she's kind of like one of my
favorites. I like her hobbies. Yeah,
she's one of my favorites. I hope she makes it past the first
night. Evanly? Avonlea.
Avonlea looks like she is in a pantine
commercial. Right?
It definitely looks like... Or a crusts commercial.
It definitely is some sort of
commercial. All right, she's a certified scuba diver, and she's traveled to almost 50 states in RV. I think that's actually a really cool fact. Every time Avonlea milks one of her cows, she thanks them for her hard work. That sentence is written as if, like, she's walking her dog. Every time Avonlea walks one of her dogs, milk's a cow, like that's just like something we do on a day-to-day basis. Okay, listen, she sounds interesting. She plays the guitar.
How old is she?
She's 27. Oh, she's a cattle.
rancher. Okay, that's why. That is why. I should
start there. And she's from Fort Worth, Texas.
All of that is starting to make sense
and come together.
Okay, Avinley. I mean,
can you see Peter
milking a cow?
I think Peter would
say yes to the experience.
And he wouldn't enjoy it. I think Peter would
appreciate the milk
that comes from the cow.
Like to drink it?
I think he would just appreciate his...
I think he would appreciate the fruits of his labor is what I was trying to get at.
Well, she sounds like a fun girl.
I mean, have we ever had a cattle rancher?
I don't know, but she sounds like she's an interesting story.
I do actually like.
I hope she ropes them.
First night.
What do you call?
Gosh, I.
Am I not from Texas?
Did I not spend my summers on a farm?
My gosh.
My people are going to be so mad at me, but totally sounds like she should lasso him.
Okay.
Next up we have Jenna.
Jenna is, oh, she might be the youngest so far.
Okay.
She is 22 from Illinois.
She is a nursing student, but she is a fun, down-to-earth Midwestern girl.
Okay.
Minnesota in the house.
Actually, she's from Illinois.
She looks really sweet.
She does.
You know what?
She actually kind of looks like Ben Higgins' girlfriend, Jessica.
I don't see it at all, Becca.
Not at all.
They don't even have the same hair color.
I mean, I did.
That is not what I thought you were going to say.
Maybe this in length is what I'm going for.
Becca, I know it's late.
Because we've been talking for a while.
Okay.
She does seem like a sweet girl.
She seems really cute.
She looks like a Midwestern girl.
And I'm saying that as a compliment.
So let's see.
After a life-changing trip to Africa for a medical mission,
she realized that she needed to start doing activities to make herself happy
and not be such a pushover.
That's good for you, Jenna.
She is a passionate foodie who would do anything to eat pasta with Chrissy Tegan.
She has a pet goldfish named George and says that George gives great advice.
So I'm going to put...
A pet what?
Goldfish.
Oh.
I'm going to put Jenna and then who is the girl that talks to walls?
In the same pile.
Eunice.
No?
Did I make that out?
It's the name that I'll remember.
But when Jenna is not bowling strikes at the local alley, she's at home knitting.
Okay.
I've knit before.
Before.
Do you currently?
I haven't done a while.
Actually, I have no problem knitting.
Maybe it's our...
I was just about to say, I'm glad you said it.
It sounds like a Midwestern thing, but you said it so not it's our Midwest fruits, guys.
I thought it and I didn't want to say it.
Yes.
We've got D'Andra.
Or is it D'Andra?
Deandra.
We've got D'Andra.
All these Texas girls, she's 23 from Plano, Texas, home care coordinator.
We have a lot of Texas girls.
Listen, she says she's not afraid to be herself.
Great.
That sounds like great TV.
She also has beautiful hair and good brows.
Yeah, no, no, no.
She's a cutie.
They all, wait, they go all out and have an extra.
What?
Okay, so she seems like she's big on her family, says her family spends the holidays together, that time of year is non-negotiable, but Peter would have a seat at the table.
But would Barbara and Peter, Barbara and Peter, Senior, have a seat at the table.
Sounds like they would.
If they wouldn't, they can come hang out with us.
Yeah, I mean, she says a lot about her family, so she seems very family-oriented, comes from a diverse background.
Born in Texas, grew up in Maine.
Okay, sounds interesting.
Hates EDM.
I feel you on that.
Not a lot to work here.
Pretty normal bio.
Okay, when I see the normal stuff, I say,
Bachelorette contender.
All right, gang.
Next up is Madison from Alabama.
Oh, I like her job channel.
So she's 23, but she's a foster parent recruiter.
What is that me?
Oh, that's very sweet.
Okay, got you, got you, got you, got you.
That is really sweet.
I first thought you were going to say she's a foster parent,
and then you said recruiter.
Recruiter, yes.
So this is a very interesting lead into the bio.
It goes, she shoots, she scores, is something Madison is used to hearing.
But only because she went to four state championships on her high school basketball team.
You go, girl.
All right.
She was named the state MVP, thanks to her unstoppable jump shot.
So she is athletic.
Let's see.
Okay.
So if Madison was stranded, so sorry, backing up, some fun facts about Madison.
If she was stranded on an island and could only bring one book, it would be the Bible.
Okay.
She loves working with foster kids and wants to open an orphanage one day.
And she would rather rock a cool pair of Jordans than any heel.
All right.
Madison, aka Mother Teresa, she sounds like a really, I thought,
like somebody that Peter would like won.
I love the fact that she's a sports gal.
What did she say?
Something about that, something you said before you got to the Bible.
There was something else that you said.
Oh, her unstoppable jump shot?
No, no.
She scores.
No, that was the first stuff.
There's something you said about her that stood out to me.
She would rather.
Oh, no, it was the basketball because I was going to say is she will score major cool points with me.
is if out the limo she comes dribbling a basketball
and she, instead of being in hills,
she's in her Jays, and she's dribbling up to him.
And I don't know if you've ever seen love in basketball.
Oh, yeah.
But she comes up to him, she dribbles and she's like,
I'll play you one-on-one.
Like, I'll play you for your heart.
That's what I want her to do coming out of the limo.
Madison, you heard it from Rachel first.
I think it was so cool.
I love that she's like a tomboy.
Mm-hmm. Okay.
Madison.
So next up.
is Tammy. Tammy, who? Tammy. Tammy. Tammy. Okay, sorry, it's the Texas. Next up is Tammy. Tammy is a house flipper from Syracuse, New York. Does that voice better for you?
Okay. Oh, listen, Tammy ended her last relationship by ghost team. Oh my gosh, she's the ghoster.
She is, ooh, I'm glad that I won't say I'm glad that she did that, but I'm glad she admitted it. I feel like most women don't.
Okay, Tammy's going to struggle in the house.
Tammy considers herself a tomboy and doesn't relate well to the, quote, blonde Barbie types.
Have you seen The Bachelor?
If there's going to be a few of them, I wouldn't walk into the house saying that.
That's something you keep close to the chest.
You don't walk around telling people that.
But she seems like a real tomboy says she tried to join the boys' wrestling team.
As a junior, they said no, good for her for even trying to do.
that. Yeah, she's coming in the experience to focus on finding true love and to see if
Peter's the type of guy who can give her the work-life balance she needs. All right,
it's not looking good for her. There's no such thing as work-life balance. And I don't know
how you can all find that all in one man. Tammy? Tammy. It ain't looking good. You think
Tammy, so what if Tammy goes Peter? What if you just wake up one day, her bed is made,
her suitcases are gone?
All right
We do have a Lauren in the group
There had to have been one
Plot twist though
She ain't blonde and white
She's a sister
She kind of looks like Tasha a little bit
With the nice teeth
She actually does look a tad
Like in the mouth
Yeah yeah
Okay
Were you afraid to say that
Because I was gonna be like
Don't say we all look alike Becca
Did she think I was gonna say that
But she actually does look a little bit like Tisha
Yeah
Maybe I think it's with the teeth
Because I, okay, the last time we were here, I was on the podcast with Tisha.
No, they legit didn't look a little bit alike.
I don't know if they will in person, but in this picture, they definitely, I see what you see.
All right.
So, Lauren, 26 from Glendale, California.
So she just lives right down the road from Peter.
She is a boss woman looking to add balance to her life.
So she is a marketing, moop, marketing, I cannot speak.
She is a marketing executive.
Okay.
So fun facts about her.
she has exit interviews
with all of her execs
to figure out what went wrong
Okay, she's responsible
Can take constructive criticism
I will say that's not a fun fact
But it's a fact
She's traveled all over the world
But has yet to go to one place
On her bucket list
Ooh guess what it is
It's in the States
Minneapolis, Minnesota
Texas
That's on her bucket list?
All these girls are from Texas
We'll make a friend.
We know who she'll be friends with in the house.
She's never remember there.
Okay.
During Lauren's one season as a Laker girl, she was so inspired by Kobe's passion for things outside of basketball that she left the team to pursue her other dreams.
Which we have yet to find out.
Okay.
It doesn't say.
Which were, Lauren?
Come on.
Speak up, Lauren.
We can't hear you.
Okay.
Love the fact that she's a Laker girl.
That's a hard gig to get.
So I'm actually impressed.
All right.
Whoa.
Wait, wait, wait, I need to go back to Laura really quick.
While competitive dance has always been...
Okay.
While competitive dance has always been her favorite sport,
she's always open to a good game of tonsil hockey.
So suit up, Peter.
See, just when you had me mourned, you lost me.
Okay.
Next up is Victoria P.
The other Victoria.
Whoa.
I mean, this is a bachelor audition.
This is a very sexy headshot.
This looks like Temptation Island right here.
That's what's going on in this picture.
I'm not saying she's not pretty, but she's like coming in hot.
Very sultry.
Very, good words, sultry.
I'm upset.
I am so upset.
I only see her chest in this picture.
Rachel, can we just, I need to do a side by side of this compared to my headshot.
Because I am, I'm, can I just?
take a new headshot.
What?
I mean, okay.
Victoria P. is from Alexandria.
I almost said L.A.
Okay, come on.
She's 27.
She's from Alexandria, Louisiana.
She's a nurse.
She grew up in a small town.
Seems like she's a simple girl.
Definitely has a story.
Wow.
Yikes, Becca.
That's what you were looking like in your picture.
I know I wasn't looking good either.
I know.
But Becca, I don't know her.
I don't know her.
I don't know her.
either. I mean, wait, mine's pretty bad, too, but I'm just saying. Oh, Lord. Look at you and look
at Victoria. We both would have gone. Can I have someone's phone and take a side by second person?
We would have gone home the first night. How did we make it as far as we did? Why, they hadn't seen our
pictures. Well, did you also see the, you know how the bachelor always takes the picture of the
group with the group? I cannot speak English right now. I'm sorry. It's a lot. We're almost done.
The group of girls. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you see my, like me, mean, me, me,
Munk it in the back?
No.
Oh, Rachel.
Let me show you this other one.
I've seen enough.
Wow.
Okay.
Okay.
Thank you.
Victoria, she actually has, it sounds a really heartbreaking story.
She lost her father at a young age, and both her mother and her sister struggled
with drug addiction.
Oh.
So she grew up really fast.
How old is she?
She's 27.
Okay.
And she's a nurse, which is interesting that she's chosen the career path to be a nurse
based on the experiences that she has.
She's a caretaker.
Yeah.
Oh, I see a problem.
Damn it.
She had me.
And then I continued to read and saw this former Miss Louisiana Paget Girl.
What is that?
Five?
Has been forced to grow up and learn the importance of finding a supportive life partner.
Like, her story is powerful.
I hope she has the opportunity to stay long enough to talk about it so it can help other people.
And then she's got to go.
I'm not rooting for a Pajah Girl.
I'm sorry.
How many Pajer Girls do we have, no, five?
Yes.
Okay, yes.
We just need one from every state and just started a spin-off show.
Okay, yeah, when I'm done with Victoria, I'm adding her, another one.
I'm adding her to that pile.
I'm mad.
Okay, Courtney, Courtney looks like a girl with a good head on her shoulders.
Tell me about Courtney.
Courtney, who also looks like Rachel Bilsen a little bit.
Right?
What?
She looks nothing like.
You guys look at her mouth and her chin.
I think you're thinking, no, I can't even help you out.
I like, Becca.
Let me, okay.
We're looking at Courtney.
It'd be on page 28.
I just want to make sure we're all looking at the same thing here.
Okay, if anyone else sees this headshot, please tell me it looks a little bit like Rachel Bilsen.
Okay, but don't give us a bad review just because Becca said that, okay?
Don't give us one star just because she got her.
Okay, okay, Courtney.
She does look like she has a good head on her shoulders.
The cross around her neck and the picture.
So she is 26 from Florida, and she is a cosmetologist.
So she loves all the Floridian things.
She loves to go boating with friends, standing at the beach, going out for drinks with friends.
Okay, she's not looking for a boy.
She's looking for a man.
Quote from Corny, I'm genuinely looking to get married because I believe everyone has a soulmate out there in the world,
and I unfortunately have yet to find mine.
Okay, so welcome to The Bachelor.
So she is extremely claustrophobic.
Nothing makes her happier than drinking a nice glass of one
while taking in a gorgeous view.
And her biggest turn-on in a man is cowboy boots.
Okay.
Okay.
Interesting.
She's claustrophobic.
She doesn't have a tough time in those bunk beds in the house.
It's tough out there.
I suggest she sleeps on the balcony.
It is. It's tough in those rooms. I never slept.
No.
Okay. Coming up next, we've got Kylie.
Kylie's 26 from Santa Monica, and she's Entertainment Sales Associate.
Okay, here I go again. Entertainment Sales.
I've never even heard of an Entertainment Sales Associate, so I'm actually very curious as to what that means.
But sells, so that means she's got a big personality.
She talks a lot. She's probably engaging. She's charming.
you have to be all of those things
to sell things, right? Unless you're doing it over...
She looks very excited.
Yeah. She's looking for that rom-com kind of love.
Well, the bachelor's the right place for you.
She's in the right place.
Flaky and pessimistic people make Kylie mad.
Her dream vacation would be to go on a safari.
I don't know why, but reading that first sentence,
I have a voice that I want to do that.
I feel like she sounds like...
Flaky and pessimistic people make Kylie mad.
Kylie is looking for rom-com kind of love
She has
I don't know why
It's because she's another blonde Rachel
No, it's not
I didn't do this for any other blonde
I don't know why that makes me
Think of that
Okay
Kylie is a planner
And in five years time
She's hoping to already be married with a kid
One way
Or one on the way
Oh, I'm so reading this wrong
Her last and only relationship
Ooh
her last and only relationship
ended three years ago
after her long-term boyfriend
turned out to be a big cheater
that's tough
she's been single ever since
that was three years ago
she's been single for the last three years
she's had one boyfriend
and he cheated on her
that like
I feel like you need more
you need more life experience
before the bachelor
this ain't the place
okay
well she's in for a wild ride
let's see
Megan looks familiar
and she's the only
I don't know what I've said that about.
Tell me about Megan.
Well, it's because she looks like Kate Hudson.
No, she does not.
What a sleep.
You guys.
No, she does not.
But she truly looks familiar to me.
It's because when she smiles, you see the bottom teeth, too.
And that's what you see when Kate Hudson smiles.
What is her bios?
Maybe I'm just getting two picky years.
Okay, Megan, also 26.
She's from San Francisco, California.
and we needed to throw one more in there for good measure.
She is a flight attendant.
Oh, I literally was about to write another one.
I thought it was a pageant person.
Well, wait, I haven't read the whole bio yet.
Let's see.
She's a flight attendant.
She won't miss USA.
No, I'm kidding.
I was like, really?
Okay.
No.
So, okay, let's see about...
She must have worked a flight.
Like, legit, I have seen this woman before.
How old is she?
26. Megan, what is your flight path usually? Because you may have...
She must work for American Airlines. Do you work for American Airlines? Okay. So, she's been in a few serious relationships, but only during one year-long affair, would she say that she's ever been in love? And when she's not flying the friendly skies, she loves to hike, ski, and hit the dog park with her pup bear. Okay. So, fun facts about Megan. Her mother is her best friend, and they talk every day.
day. She is a face mask enthusiast, and one day she hopes to travel to Zion National Park. I think
that is attainable. Okay. Well, that is Megan. Megan, we'll have to see. I just can't see Peter going for
a flight attendant unless they hide it. That's my thing. I just can't see. I feel like he needs
something different in his life, and he knows it.
Okay, well, I don't remember any of them.
Now that we've gone through all 30, I'm going to be honest with you,
but I'm going to try, and I want you to do the same,
to pick who you think are going to the hometowns.
Who do you think the final four is going to be?
We've got the pictures in front of us.
We don't remember much from the bios.
We did not take notes, but so we're really just going to have to go on gut instinct,
and what we think Peter's type is.
Okay, I have my four.
I just went with it.
I went with, I hate to be wrong.
I know I'm going to be wrong.
You know, we should do this again later.
Okay.
Halfway through?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Once we have half the girl's gun?
Okay.
Okay.
You have your four?
I'm going to pick an honorable mention as well.
Okay.
But just because I feel like I'm going to like her sponsor.
Okay, okay.
This is more for me than anything.
Okay.
Okay.
All right.
first? Yes. Oh, wait, you want me to go first? Okay. My first one, I'm going to pick. I'm going to go with whose bio stood out to me the most. Okay. And that's Jasmine. There was some, I don't really remember any of these people, but I just remember I liked something about her bio. She lost me for a second, but then she brought me back. Okay. She seems interesting, quirky. She's cute. I like her smile. I'm going with jazz. I've even nicknamed her at this point. Good choice, good choice.
So first, I feel like Hannah-Anne.
Okay.
Because she's from the South, which we know Peter has fallen for a girl from the South.
Her name is Hannah.
Okay.
So two check marks off the list right there.
And I feel like from the bio, it was very, a very, like, straightforward bio that we know the show usually goes for.
Yeah.
So.
I picked Hannah G as well.
Hannah Ann?
No, I said it right.
Oh my goodness.
No, I picked her all.
Okay, that's my number two.
That's my number.
Not in any kind of order.
We're just picking them.
All right.
Next I have Madison.
I feel like, like you said,
I think Peter likes sports, as we know, from his tattoo.
I think he's going to appreciate the fact that she got, what, like, the best jump.
MVP?
MVP, high jump, whatever best.
Yeah, no, I don't think there was any jump.
It's just basketball.
No, she got it.
Maybe she had high jump, too.
Okay.
No, something for jumping, I think, right?
Or a long jump shot.
Oh, Lord.
You wits.
Oh, Becca, you need my help.
I'll teach you sports later.
I need it.
I picked her as well, though.
Okay.
I picked Madison, so we have that in common.
Okay.
So, how many have you done?
Two.
You've done three.
Okay.
Next I picked Kelsey.
Me too.
Yeah.
I feel like he would gravitate towards her.
Okay.
And then, well,
okay, so I have two here. One is more for me than anything. I'm going to say her first. I think I'm really going to like Alexa. Okay. Alexa. The hippie. The free spirit. I just like the vibe she's given to me. But that's more for me. I think that this next girl, Katrina, might be one of Pete's top four. Okay. We will see who's right. We have three of the same ones in common. Okay. The only thing we differ are our favorites, the ones we picked.
Okay. All right. Well, that pretty much wraps up our Bachelor Happy Hour emergency episode. We just had to talk to you about these pictures. We wanted you to have our first impression of exactly what we were thinking when we were reading these bios, when we were looking at these pictures. I don't think we were too tough on them, Becca.
No, and mind you, we're going off of bios that these girls did not write and headshots. So we have a lot more to get to know from these women.
This is all we're going off of, you know? This, yeah, yeah.
You said it. You said it well.
All right.
Okay, until next time, we'll talk to you later.
Thank you so much for listening to this emergency episode.
And check out the headshots now.
Oh, yeah.
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Do you think Peter's going to find love?
Do you have any favorites?
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