Back Row and Chill with Jahannah James and Noel Clarke - Stay Home Special Series - Episode 10 - Nick Nevern feat. Aaron Unknown and Dominik Tiefenthaler
Episode Date: October 31, 2016Nick Nevern joined Jahannah James in the studio as her co-host. Aaron Unknown was on the show to chat about his song being featured on the Brotherhood soundtrack and his upcoming EP. Dominik Tiefentha...ler stopped by the Fubar HQ to discuss his role in the latest series from Red Productions Paranoid on ITV. Our film reviewer Lucy talked about Ouija: Origin of Evil, We are Monster and Kingdom! Plus, entertainment news, games and much more!
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Back row and chill with Johanna James and Noel Clark on Fubar Radio.
Yo, everybody.
It's Johanna James and today I'm joined by...
What? It's a waggoner on Monday.
Nick Nevin is back on the show.
He's done. No. He's an owl.
Just couldn't live without me, could you?
I couldn't. Well, you guessed it on the show a couple weeks ago.
Yeah.
Went down really well. We're like, let's get you back on.
Well, you know, I was only slightly less hung over this time than I was last time, so it should be slightly better.
What level of hung are you?
Ladies.
Small, small today, actually.
A small amount of hung.
It's a small amount of hung as I am most days.
Well, you know, it's Friday.
The weekend's yet to happen.
We never know what's going to happen.
No, I get bigger as the weekend goes on.
Yeah.
Right.
Where are we going?
Anyway.
Right, you're on back rowing chill.
Noel Clark is away.
He's being, you know, famo and...
Probably filming something.
Probably filming something really famo and cool.
Famo-lamo.
Whatever.
So we're just going to have a fun show.
We've got some cool guests coming up.
We've got Aaron Unknown, who featured on the Brotherhood soundtrack.
Oh, bad boy.
Love it.
And he's done stuff with, like, Stormy.
He looks super cool.
I haven't met him yet, so I'm really excited.
And we've got an actor called Dominic.
I'm going to go for it.
Typhon Finkler.
Oh, wow.
Wow.
You went there.
I just went for it.
You went there and I don't know if she's got it right or not,
but she fucking went there.
We'll see.
Can you swear on this show?
I can't remember.
We fucking can.
Oh, good stuff.
Okay, cool.
It's through our radio.
Of course it is.
Of course it is.
So, yeah, guys, get involved.
If you've got any questions for me,
and Nick or Noel or anyone.
Yeah, I'll answer all Noel's questions.
Just pretend to me, Norm.
Email in at Chill at Fubar Radio or tweet us at Fubar Radio.
We want to get you guys involved.
We've got loads of music coming up.
games and funny shit, we're going to be going
Facebook live as well, so make
sure that you subscribe to the
Foo Bar Facebook page. I think that's
a decent amount of plugging for the first five minutes.
So, Nicholas, how's your week
been? It's been alright. I mean, apart
from on the way here, I was in a taxi and I
we came across this dead squirrel
in the street, and it
kind of, it upset me a little bit.
I don't know why, I don't know why I just told you that.
I don't know why I decided to start
my
My blue bar career on that note, but that is, yeah, it upset me.
It just made me think about life and stuff.
I'm talking about roadkill.
This week I was driving my car and I saw this like pigeon,
but it wasn't, it was a beautiful white pigeon, like a dove.
Yeah.
I saw this dove and I swerved.
I was like, shit, there's a bird.
And you killed a little boy.
And I swirved into a granny.
Yeah.
No, I saw, and I looked through the back mirror and I saw, I was like,
fugh, I didn't hit the bird.
It was still happy on the road.
Nice.
Then the necklace, this Jeep came up behind me, squashed it flat.
I was literally like, I swerved my car to save you, dude, and you literally, boom.
Boom.
Yeah, so that beautiful duff.
It's got a couple of cool story there, bro, from both of us.
It's like, cool story, bro.
Cool story, bro.
Cool story, bro.
Yeah.
Cool story, bro.
Roadkill, bro.
Wow, is this what I tuned in for?
They're both talking about Roadkill.
Brilliant.
Oh, man, I forgot I had my sad music.
I've been like, that poor pigeon that was on the road.
Oh, that squirrel.
Didn't stand a chance.
And that poor squirrel as well.
He had so much to live for.
Bobby Jim.
Bobby Jim.
He ain't coming home tonight.
This show's going to be good.
Oh, shit.
Someone's ringing me.
I should turn my phone off actually.
Professionalism, Mr. Nevin.
I don't know who this is.
I don't know who this is, but I'm not to turn off.
I'm going to go for some music kit.
Let's see what we can do.
It's a bit of a Halloween theme because this weekend.
Scary.
It's Halloween, isn't it?
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
I've been looking at all the films that are a bit Halloween-y
blah blah blah. So let's go
for, well, Rockerhorry
Picker, Rockeroy?
She'll set it with her teeth in next time
it would sound way better.
Let me just put my teeth on.
The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
I'm a fan of Rocky Horror.
I missed it for ages and then someone
was on at a house party one time
and I was just like, this is weird
and great. Oh man, it's fantastic.
So I think I'm going to go for a bit of,
let's pop a bit of Rocky Horror. There we go.
Cued.
Back row and chill on Foo Barraudor
Radio.
Bobinson, it's Kent Jones.
And usually I like to be in the front,
but right now this is back. We're on chill.
My God, I love it. That was Kent Jones.
He left his own ident for us.
What allege.
What allege?
Well, he can secal because I'm here now.
Like, you know, he likes to be up front.
Well, I'm up front now, so he can chill.
Move aside, Mr. Jones.
Step aside, Mr. Jones.
Cutting in.
Cutting in.
Brilliant.
Me and Nick were just talking.
about all things Halloween because it's all
what's, you know, the whole weekend's Halloween,
even though Halloween's officially on Monday, everyone's going to be getting
trashed tonight and tomorrow and it's like a
four-day Halloween. I'm trashed right now.
You think this is water?
It's Volvic vodka.
Volvick vodka, yeah.
So what are your, what are your Halloween plans?
I don't really have any. I went out
with a friend of mine yesterday
we got my dog, Panda, a little
Halloween outfit.
You know, he's like, we're dressing
him up as little Dracula.
Cute.
How small is your dog?
He's tiny.
It's like a little petite doggy.
Yeah, no, he's not like a handbag dog, but, you know, he's not like, you know,
he's double-hard bastard than that, but he's a rucksack dog.
He's a rucksack dog.
You know what I mean? That's what he is.
He's a rucksack dog.
Yeah, he's a rucksack dog.
Yeah, he's a little cutie.
He's a little cutie.
I love him, and now he's going to be a little Dracula as well for Halloween.
So, so what about you?
What are you going to go as?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm pretty scary as it is.
Maybe I'll just go as me.
Going to go as a roadman.
It goes a roadman.
Original.
Original.
I don't know what to be.
I just have a feeling
everybody's going to be.
Harley Quinn.
Which is annoying because it's Comic Con tomorrow.
Isn't it today?
Today, tomorrow.
Well, I'm going tomorrow.
I'm going tomorrow.
So that's so it means tomorrow.
That's the only day that it's on because I'm going to be there.
So yeah, I'm going to Comic Con.
Anyone else going to Comic Con?
Email in.
Let's talk about Comic Con.
Yeah.
And so I wanted to go as Harlequin.
But then I'm just thinking there's just going to be a sea of them.
Yeah, but the bad thing is about that, you actually look a little bit like her.
That's why I feel like I could do.
You could do a good version.
Do you know what I mean?
I got the peroxite hair.
Because you're going to see a lot of kind of, you know, other looking chicks.
It's going to say ugly.
What's going to say ugly?
Didn't.
Alternative harlequins.
Alternative harlequins out there.
You know, 60 stone harlequins floating about, you know.
But I get you mean.
I go mean.
So I think I'm a bit...
I put Harley Quinn away.
I was like, you know what, I'm not going to do that.
I think the other option is going to be probably Harambi.
There's going to be a lot of gorillas out there.
What's Harambi?
Come on, man.
What is that?
It's the gorilla that died.
Why would people want to be that?
I know.
Why, right?
I don't get this Harambi mean thing.
I didn't even know that to be a sorry.
Sorry, I didn't even know that was the gorilla that died.
I know that there was a gorilla that got died with the kid and that who got shot up.
Is that his name Harambi?
He was called Harambi
And then so that kind of came up in the news
And went away
And then a couple of weeks later
Came up in the news and went away
Yeah just kind of
You know all that's sad
Kind of like Arambi
He died
But unlike
That's terrible actually
They're laughing in the booth actually
That's terrible
Haramby is a you know
He was a great ape
It was a great ape
But unlike Harambe
In real life
The online Harambe
Came back
And all these memes surfaced
And all this stuff
And everything's like hashtag Harambe
I think I've seen that you know
I think I've seen that you know
I think I've
seen that.
I think it was going to be
a lot of...
I didn't know that
was the name though.
Every day's a school day
and it.
You're gonna learn.
And there was a gorilla
that escaped.
This is the year
of the gorilla I think.
The gorilla escaped
from London Zoo.
Yeah.
Wasn't that?
Didn't they say that was like a...
Oh no.
Oh, I don't even know what I'm talking about.
That was okay.
I'm just not up to my gorilla news,
am I?
Well, I'm on it.
And apparently
in the gorilla news today.
It was,
he apparently just went rogue
and he smashed through the glass
and they said,
do not taunt the gorilla
because, you know,
it is a gorilla.
And everyone was just like,
yeah,
the glass,
and it just smashed through.
It was like,
I'm out,
fuck it,
I'm out of it.
Yeah.
And then...
I think the thing
the Tarzan PR company
were like,
you know,
really fucked up
for the DVD launch there.
I know.
Oh, damn it!
But he was just running around London
for about 90 minutes
before they got him.
Oh, really?
I wonder what he did?
That's a film.
What did he do?
That is a film.
That is a film.
Why don't I know about these things?
Like, why am I not notified
enough about guerrilla stuff?
You're on the Volvic Vodga, mate.
You're missing the classic news.
I am.
I'm choking on the vodka.
Yeah, guys, what do you think of her, amy?
Are you, are you still angry?
Do you care about it?
Are you up with the memes?
Like, email and it's chill at fubaradio.com.
We'll shout you out if you email in.
And what are you doing this Halloween?
What are you dressing up as?
Can you, what are you going to be?
Are any boys going as Harley Quinn?
You don't know.
Are any boys going as fucking Arambi?
Or any girls, I'd like to know.
Yeah, let's just do what you're doing?
What's your plans?
Because I don't have any particular.
pounds. But I always do this
every year, every kind of event, like a
Halloween, a bonfire night. I'm like, this
year I'm going to do something. And then it
cuts to me on the sofa, like,
in my pajamas with chips. Can I just
take this time now? I've just got like
some shout out request here. So I just want to shout
out Jamie and Oreo,
just listening in. I think that, I don't know if that's
her boyfriend. Hey, Oreo, Jamie.
I think that might be. Maybe that might be.
If that's your boyfriend, that's a
really bad name. I'm not going to
Yeah, Oreo.
He sounds, actually sounds big, actually.
I might just not say that.
Actually, it's a cool name, buddy.
It's a great name.
Great name.
Great name, buddy.
Cool story, bro.
That's going to be the hashtag of this entire show.
Cool story, bro.
Cool story, bro.
Well done.
Yeah, we'll shout you out.
Email in.
We'll shout you out.
Happy to just shout out.
If anybody's listening, they'll let us know.
Right, Halloween movies.
What's your favorite Halloween movie?
What, like scary movie?
Well, I think that would be what a Halloween movie is.
I don't think there's a lot of...
I don't know.
Nightmare on Elstreet, I guess.
Not like 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12.
I mean, number 1.
Number 1. That was actually scary.
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
I think that was much. Sorry, apologies to everybody.
Was that your phone?
It was.
Is that your phone?
Turn it off.
Turn it off.
Oh, shit.
Oh, hell and oh.
What a crap radio host?
Turn off my technology.
Just put yours on silent, like mine.
I'm still talking to people.
I know.
See, I'm multitasking.
Okay.
But I'm still like, Nightmare in Elm Street.
I think original, original, bad-ass scary movie, I reckon.
Do you know what I mean?
But if you want to be really scared by a film, it's not really a Halloween film, but watch The Shining.
If you want to, if you want to be, that film, the first time I saw that film, I actually shit myself.
Like, not even like as a metaphorical phrase, I mean, I actually pooed on the sofa.
on in my underwear yeah
oh god
I actually haven't watched the Shining
as a full thing I just couldn't
I've kind of gone in and out
behind my fingers
but I've seen the fuck
watch the old thing man
the Shining is the ultimate scary movie
like you know no no
bullshit about it no kind of scary
Michael Myers is or Freddie Kruger's
it's just aggie scary
shit I am a total pussy
when it comes to horror film
I'm sorry that's not me like shit in my pants
because we're talking about the Shining
that is actually the chair
speaking it was the chair
chair, Nick, was it the chair?
Okay.
Okay, it was the chair.
I can't do horror film.
Like anything, it's just not my kind of movie.
So I like action and thriller, blah, blah, blah.
So my favorite, my favorite Halloween movie would probably be Adam's family values.
Adam's family too.
Love that film.
He's looking at me in disgust right now.
He can't even.
There's no words.
There's no words there, darling.
That was, that's pretty.
terrible,
Adam's family.
Not even the first one,
the better one.
The second one is the terrible one.
The second one is so much better.
With the little kid with the mustache.
Yes, when they have pubert.
No.
Pubert.
With the baby with the mustache.
Yes.
And then it's got when the baby,
the sexy babysitter comes,
the nanny and marries Uncle Fester.
Why are you talking like that?
The sexy babysitter comes.
The sexy babysitter comes and their
and their man's Uncle Fester.
That's fucking scary movie right there.
Well, you're going to hate the
song then because this is from
Adam's family values
it's the Adam's family
womp womp
womp
womp no that one
I'm gonna play it for you and you're gonna see what it is
please please stay after
thank you babe
Adam
oh shit we're back on
sorry so I was just snapping
Snapchating you know
you can hear your Snapchat
sorry wait wait wait let me just level
two two one two
oh sorry guys we time
this is just terrible
right boom there
That's it. It's out. It's out. It's out.
Oh, what a palava.
I'm so sorry. That was terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible hosting.
Co-hosting. Sorry, I didn't mean to take away from your...
I see your plan.
I see your plan. You're coming in.
I know, I started over there.
Start as a guest.
It's started a guest.
Now I've moved over here.
It's only a matter of time.
It's like Game of Friends in it.
And then the buttons will be mine to bush.
And the shit music will also be mine to choose.
I'm joking. I'm joking.
That was some really classic.
Classic hip-hop.
Classic hip-hop there.
Classic, what they called again?
Tag team.
Trag team ruining their career by doing that.
Everyone jumped on the Adams family.
You know, the one that does, can't touch this.
What's he called?
MC Hammer.
MC Hammer.
He did one as well.
Didn't he do the Turtles one?
Probably.
T.
Was he, that?
No, no, there was someone else.
No, someone else done that.
In the 90s, whenever a big movie came out,
they were like, right, let's hip-hop this weird.
Let's hip hop the hell out of this shit
Didn't Villan ice
Vanilla Ice did the sequel to the turtles
He did the turtles wrap or whatever it was
That was vanilla ice
The turtles I played with putting the turtles wrap on here
And I thought no I can't do it
Don't do it
The first one was really good
T-U-R-T-L-E power
That was actually really good
But the second one
The Vanilla Ice one
That was just
I think
That was whack
Partners in Crime did that one
That was it partners in crime
Partners in Crime
That was the first one
They've done the first one
I'm gonna pretend like I knew that
it was actually the producer Natalie told me that my ear
Oh, why don't I get Natalie talking in my ear?
Because I'm the host
Only a matter of time, my dear.
I'm going to spin round and you're going to be
Yeah, I know.
I need like a white cat or saying.
All right.
Chill with that, chill with that.
That's the lazy man's comedy.
Love genoa mean, I was going more highbrow.
Oh, sorry, you refined?
I'm sorry.
I'm down in the dirt with my comedy.
I'm really not.
As most of you know, dappal,
is one of my best friends
so I'm definitely not.
Definitely not refined.
Right, how is it?
Right, oh, entertainment news.
I think I've been Gavin of Google
at what's going on in the world of sort of TV
and shows and movies and whatnot.
And you might be interested or might not.
Were you a fan of Will & Grace ever in the 90s?
Didn't we speak about this before?
We spoke about this last time.
I was here.
I think you didn't know.
No, I knew what it was, but I wasn't a fan.
You didn't have a fan.
You didn't.
Well, because recently they got back as an anniversary
they did like a little short to promote
Hillary Clinton to the election
because everyone's getting on board
the elections are coming up next two weeks and everyone
We're not going to be talking about that are we?
Well I don't worry I want to talk about Trump
But I don't want to talk about either of them
To be honest I mean whatever happens
I think America's fuck
I've seen so many memes being like
I think that America should just take some time
and be single for a few years
We should need to think about our options
And just we're not ready to commit right now
That's funny
That's actually funny
One of those memes you wish you made up yourself
I know it.
God damn it.
So Will and Grace,
they did this little like 10 minute special
to promote Hillary Clinton
and then it got so much like,
on the internet that they've decided to like recommission the show.
So Will and Grace is going to become a bag.
As is prison break.
I never got into prison break.
I never got into it.
Not that I started it,
but I'm one of those guys.
I cannot watch something while it's still out there.
Like I have to wait until it's finished
because then I can buy the box set
and I can watch it at my leisure.
I can do two or three on the spin.
You binge.
I binge, yeah.
That's it.
I think we spoke about this as well.
But I cannot do...
So basically, I'm late to all the parties.
So basically, right now, I'm late to everything.
Right now, I'm on sons of anarchy.
I'm proper late to the party.
That is well late.
I know, I know, I know, but...
And then I'm going through them, do you know what I mean?
So prison break will be on my agenda.
You have started Breaking Bad, I've finished.
Okay, good.
But only last week.
Only last week.
But I got into prison break.
I went through...
like a breakup and I needed something to do and he did something to get my mind off it
and so my friend was like just get into prison break trust me and um I've heard it's the
bollocks actually I do I do want to I do want to get into it's quite addictive and I got like
two three seasons in and then and then there's only so much breaking in and out of prison that
you can't take in one go um yeah hang on how many seasons are there there's like four
season how fucking long is it going to take him to get out it's jailed in I know
know the first season they're in jail trying to get out and then they're out of jail trying
to get in.
Oh, classic, classic.
And apparently, I read up the synopsis.
Sounds like every terrible
low-budget British movie ever made,
but it's addictively good.
And the characters that are in the prison
are just amazing. And it doesn't
help that the main guy, Michael, is
absolutely cautious.
Of course, yes.
And he's head to toe, you know the
synopsis, he's head to toe in tattoos.
Yes, well.
So the synopsis, he goes into prison
and he's put the entire blueprint to the prison
tattooed on his body.
All right, well, chill out with the spoilers, love.
you know, we don't need to...
That's just the synopsis.
Oh, is that it? Oh, right, okay.
So then he's got to try and get his brother out of prison.
But so I read up and was like, what's happening?
How are they doing another season?
It's got all the original, like most of the original cast back.
But the synopsis is,
Michael has been found alive in another prison after seven years.
Of course.
Of course he has.
They're going to get him out.
So prison break is going to be revived.
Also, what dropped on the internet movie coming up,
because there's loads of movies coming out in 2017.
It's going to be a big movie.
year.
We've got the
live action Power Rangers
franchise is happening
which...
As you can tell by the
total expressionless
boat race.
Yeah, not interested in that.
I don't know, I like Power Rangers.
I liked it growing up.
I thought that it was...
I'm too old for it, babe.
Yeah. I'm too old for it.
When Power Rangers was cool,
I was like 25.
Oh, okay. Right.
Only.
No, I liked a bit Power Rangers.
although I really didn't like, everyone be like,
you can be the pink power ring, yeah.
I was like, I don't want to be the red one.
Which one was the best one? The red one.
Why, what did he turn into?
He was like the main...
The main one. He was the main one.
The leader of the parents.
But didn't they like do loads of different like spin-offs and that?
Like there was like different ones and that.
Or was it all just the same ones?
I think I watched the original series.
Like Power Rangers 2.0 or whatever.
Yeah, it was like Power Ranger,
Mega Force Battledon and stuff.
And I'm like, I don't know.
I don't know. I just want the original Power Rangers.
And apparently like, like,
the actors had a really cushy job on that show
because they would do all the acting bit in the high school
like, oh my God, somebody, that's an alien.
Oh yeah, the minute they put a, they got the stuntmen to do all the other stuff.
And they're like these amazing, like, Japanese stuntmen
doing all this, like, Kung Fu.
I've never seen anyone or anything talk with their hands
as much as Power Rangers did.
It's literally like, God, oh, over there, oh, no, blah.
Which is really funny, because when they're normal kids in high school,
you don't see them go, pass the pen.
Fuck, you know what I mean?
They're not like, fuck it.
flaring their fucking hands
all over the shop, are they?
But the minute they put that mask on,
they start flaring up.
I know.
It's just like the hand power
just goes mental.
It's like ADHD with all of them.
But yeah, it's, I don't know,
I'm going to give Power Rangers a go.
I'm interested to see what Hollywood does with that
because they are trying to basically
reinvent every single
cartoon show thing they can possibly
get their hands on.
Right, we're about to get our first guest on the show.
So Aaron Unknown is in the building.
If you've got any questions for him, it's Chill at Foobar Radio.
I'm going to pick my next weird.
Oh, no.
You've got to let me pick one one time.
Not today, but maybe another time, but I'm telling you,
I've got to pick a song because right now you're not selling it to me.
Well, tell you what we'll do then.
I'm going to go for one of our...
Oh, hang on, what is it first?
I'm going to go for one of Aaron Unknowns.
Oh, yeah, oh, that's fine.
No, that's fine.
That's decent.
I'm just talking about, you know, the last one.
The last...
You said you liked it off air.
You were dancing.
Damn it.
Make me look cool, Joe.
Right, here's where do we go by Aaron Unknown.
He's about to be on the show.
Boom, that's where we go.
I like that.
I thought you like that.
And we have Aaron Unknown in the studio.
Welcome.
Hello, hello, thank you.
So your song was on the Brotherhood soundtrack, the Brotherhood movie.
Yeah.
Still can't really believe that.
Yeah, how did that come about?
How did you get good song on there?
It was actually kind of spontaneous.
It was actually around this time.
year. I didn't even know the film was being made.
Oh god, it was a whole year ago we made the film, wouldn't it?
It's mental.
That's a, whoa.
Good organisation, obviously.
But yeah, so I was actually out with Jamal, Jamal,
Halloween, it was Halloween time.
And we actually, he introduced me to Jason.
Again, obviously I recognised him from previous films and stuff,
but obviously I didn't know.
Probably the Hunigant Factory, mate.
You might recognise someone else from that film as well,
so not so far away from you on.
What's going on?
Yeah, so you bumped into Jason Mazur?
Yeah, and then basically, obviously I was a bit shy back then,
so Jamal was like, oh, I play the tune, play the tune.
I was like, nah, no, no.
And Jamar actually played the tune.
He was actually in an Uber on the way to somewhere.
I don't even know.
And yeah, he was like, wow, like I've got a showdust to know.
So obviously he passed it on.
Again, I didn't know anything like that was going on.
And then Jamal was like, yeah, they're going to put it in a film.
I was like, what?
I think my voice actually went like that.
Yeah, what?
Yeah.
Obviously, I've looked up to know, like, from a kid, you know what I mean?
I was a teenager when kid I would first come out, do you know what I mean?
And obviously, Doctor Who and things like that.
He's a ledge, Mike.
Yeah, it's kind of like sinking in as I'm saying it again, you know what I mean?
Oh my God, I'm not a movie.
That's cool.
Like massive opportunity.
So, because I've seen some of your stuff on YouTube.
Okay, yeah.
What do you think?
Very impressed.
Thank you.
Yeah.
And I think I saw maybe one of your, I think it was like the top video that comes up is like you're the first time.
Yeah.
Yeah, okay.
Yeah, yeah.
I think that's more because of the views as well.
Yeah.
I mean, well, it's on quite a lot of views at the moment.
But how many views have you got, is it?
It's like 1.6 million?
Oh, that's.
You never ask a man about his views, look.
Let's just stop.
You heard my voice.
I was just like, yeah.
No, that's impressive.
You should be like 1.6 million.
Yeah, yeah.
I should.
No, I'm just a humble guy.
But, yeah, no.
You're humble.
It's nice.
That seems to be the video that pops up first,
which is obviously good because it's the first one.
So people can kind of, like,
follow the journey.
I mean, I haven't really released much, so that's like the next step, you know.
Yeah.
So I'm kind of glad that I can kind of talk about what's going to be happening with that.
Yeah, so what are you doing?
I don't have any dates, but I have got a project undergoing now like a,
I don't really want to, I'll just say it, like a five-track EP, basically.
Okay.
And that's going to be a concept EP about the two sort of sides of my life,
which is the fashion industry and now like the music industry.
Because you modelled before?
Well, I still, I still do.
Sorry, you were a model.
There you go.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's my day job.
That's what, yeah.
Nick's the model too.
Yeah.
For really fat overweight people eating lots of pies.
There's a market for all of us.
I am the poster boy.
It's really, listen, I'll tell you what, guys, it's really terrible because I'm sitting here with two bloody good looking people.
It's really upsetting me now.
Oh, yeah, we're just a couple of models.
Jamming with a couple of models.
Well, I don't know about Joanna, but, you know.
I'm a little bit.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I did a catwalk once when I was 16.
What round was it?
It was for, it was actually for like a hair.
It was salmon.
It was, fuck off.
It was a salon international.
Commercial client?
I know, I just realised that.
I was just like, God damn it.
She's probably rich as well.
Witch and beautiful.
Damn it.
No, what happened was?
I got scouted when I was like 16.
I pretended I was 18 and so I could go on the catwalk.
And it was for like a salon international.
So it was for one of the big hair brands.
What is there?
an age restriction for that. Yeah, I've never.
There was an age restriction, yeah. And
so I went on the catwalk, and
there was five of us, we had to, like, we were told before
we had to, like, you know, strut down, and at the end
we had to get in a formation and pose
to, like, the media and do, like...
choreographed, yeah, exactly. But me,
get to the end, all the other people go left,
me go right, and I say, nah, but you're sitting
sitting the trend that you're standing out then, do you know what I mean?
Why be a sheep, you know what I mean? It was obvious,
I was on the wrong side of the stage. And then I had...
Why be a sheep, as like? That's true, mate.
You get spotted that way.
Otherwise you're just another sort of...
But I had to make a decision when I was posing.
I was like, how do I get over there?
So I just started to slowly move across the stage.
That was the last time I had one on a catwalk.
I was like, I fucked it, that's much.
I love it.
I love that.
Oh, we got a couple of emails in, so I thought let's just like open that.
Okay, okay, there's a lot of stuff.
All right, it says, listening from...
There's a lot of hate mail for me as though.
Oh, Nick Haakmail.
No, not of Nick Hakemail.
Love mail. There's, listening from Texas,
is Nick's nails
still painted? What's that about, Nick?
Nail or nail? Like,
last time of my Snapchat, some chick
painted my nails
in some part. Just one? Just one? Just the pinky.
I shit myself, I didn't want to go through
the whole thing, you know what I mean? What color?
It has to be pink. No, it's proper red. It was proper like, you know, it was
like, not like yours, but like,
A red red.
Slightly lighter than that.
Lit red.
Yeah, lit red, yeah.
I look like pretty woman.
Gosh. It says, so people are nuts for Harambi.
They even have a thing called Dix Out for Harambi.
They do online.
It's like a salute to Harambi.
It's called Dix Out for Harambi.
Okay.
Do you know who Harambe is?
No.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Oh, right.
Yeah, that was me like sort of, yeah.
That was you on Google, that was you on Google.
Don't Google.
Dix out.
Siri, what the fuck's Harambe?
No.
No, you're not, you don't know.
Apparently, well, no, I know now I can inform you.
Harambi is that gorilla who got shot.
Oh, yeah.
Okay, no, so I do know, right, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
I didn't know, mate, don't worry.
So, why, yeah, don't know.
Oh, right, okay, I get it.
They're kind of bit like Marmite with Ramby.
You're either dicks out or you don't know.
Or dicks in.
Oh, dicks in.
You know, that's a bit weird.
Okay.
I like the next question, though, on that same email.
So you two are great.
If you're stuck on an island, what's the CD slash album you would take?
I don't own a CD player
See that one's not plural
So that'll take me years
Just to choose
You've got to take the one album
Yeah
Moutang Clan
36 Chambers
Fair play
You've thought about this
Well no
He just revised that question
It's just the best album ever
In it
If I take one of like
The now
numbered albums
Because you get so many
So you get like
Four discs
Don't you
Yeah but then you got
Listen to all that
That's cheating
No it's CD
So one CD as well
It's one album on one CD
You can't even take like a
multi-pack? It's just the one. It's just the one.
Could you rephrase your questions
better, ladies and gentlemen out there?
Could you be specific people?
Sorry, that's just me.
I would say who that was
from, so hello for a person from them.
Who's the presenter with Nick?
Hoot. Cool, thanks.
That be you, darling.
That's me!
Hout, I think, is a term of
endearment. Is it?
Well, like, hoot?
Like, hoot? Like, hoot?
Lovel.
So hey, if you guys had a film about your life,
who would play you, and what would it be called from Simon and Hackney?
Well, I'd play myself one night.
I was literally about to say that.
I don't know if you know, but I'm quite the actor.
Nick Devon playing.
Nick Nevin.
In a Nick Nevin film directed by Nick Nevin.
All right.
Who would you get, if you play Nick Nevin in the now,
but who would you get to play...
The older Nick Nevin?
The older Nick Nevin.
Little Nick Nevin.
Yeah.
Little Nick Nevin could...
Jason could probably play Little Neander just because he's tiny.
He could play me when I was like nine.
I'm not involved in this Jason if you're listening.
I didn't say that.
Aaron, what about you?
Who's someone was going to play, you know,
because obviously when you blow up and become the world's best star,
who's going to play Aaron Unknown?
I like that name, by the way.
That's a great, great rap name.
I'm actually in the process of writing a lyric about that.
Yeah.
It's actually, there's a lot of people that,
there was a lot of speculation in the comments.
about, oh yeah, course he came up with that name there
and it was like, that was legitimately what happened.
I was there with Jamal.
It was an organic moment.
I was with Jamal and another artist with Proton.
And literally we were just there talking.
And as we was talking about it,
Jamal just started rolling like the film.
And then yeah, yeah, yeah.
You were a little bit nervous and you were talking about
what's the name that?
Yeah, yeah.
Because we had like a couple of options
and it was always going to have Aaron in it.
But yeah.
Can I speak about that?
The liberation sounds great.
You know that it's not.
What's it called?
Is it abbreviation?
Yeah?
So unknown, no, it's an acronym, that's it.
Right.
So unknown is under new knowledge, now overcoming world negativity.
So it's like, it's going to be like a whole movement around that.
It's not just going to be music, it's going to be positive events.
Love that, bro.
I'm going to start doing lines.
That is amazing.
Love that, probably.
Obviously, where I've got strong ties within the fashion world, possibly a brand,
but that would be like later on.
I'm not trying to run before I could walk, you know what I mean.
But for now, it's just getting music out.
I will catwalk your stuff.
Yeah.
I promise.
Just don't go the wrong way.
I'm not paying you otherwise.
Amazing.
Who would play you?
What would actor would play you?
To be fair, I don't know.
I'm not sure.
I'm quite like my own person.
I don't know.
I don't think there's anyone.
I want to play me.
I'm quite unique in that sense.
I don't know.
But I think.
Sorry, can I just say that I said that first
and now they're both saying the same.
Nick Nevin the trendsetter, ladies a gentleman.
Who would play you?
Myself?
Now they're both saying, yeah, I think I'd do a good job myself.
I also would love Jennifer Lawrence to play.
Good luck without love.
I mean, no.
It's my movie, Nick.
That was a bit arched, actually.
Sorry, love.
No, Jennifer Lawrence.
Well, she's a bit weird, didn't she?
She's a bit kooky and a bit out there.
I'm on the weird side of...
On the weird list?
Yeah, so that would be it.
Thank you, Simon from Hackney.
Okay, someone says, who would win in a fight between Nick and Harambi from Dick?
Well, unfortunately, Haramby's passed away.
Yeah, exactly.
Exactly.
So I'm going to say me.
I don't know.
I think I'm still going to go for dead harambi.
Oh, guys.
That's a liberty.
That's a liberty.
Let's just have a moment, silence.
For the hell of...
Fuckerambi, man.
No, no, no.
That's a bit outboarder.
I didn't mean that.
I just meant fuckerambi.
I'm doing a 180.
Only because...
Only because that you said that
dead harambi would beat me in a fight.
Okay, yeah.
That's why I said fuckerambi.
Okay, all right.
But don't actually fuck her.
around because it's dead and you put the cat-off.
Oh, too low.
Dada!
Right, let's put some bad music on and then after the break.
After that, what a great, bad, what a bad link to him.
Well, we're going to raise the bar only ever so slightly
because we're going to be playing a game called Dirty Talk after the break.
A game called Dirty Talk.
See, this is news to me.
I just saw Aaron's face go, what?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, only because my missus is listening, so it's just a bit like, oops.
So, yeah, no, but gone.
Okay, sorry Aaron's misses.
My, my hubby's listening to.
Right, let's go for the next song.
I'm going to go for...
You know, well, it's in loads of films,
but Mr. Sandman by the Cordettes.
Name one.
It's in Uncle Buck.
It's also in...
Back to the Future.
It is in The Future.
And it's also in a horror film.
It was on my horror film list this week.
I'm having a mind-blank of watch film.
I'm going to think about it in the break and come back.
I'm learning right now.
It's used in loads of movies.
It was also used in...
a video that I made this week that went super duper viral.
Just throw that in there.
Just going to throw that in there.
So how many views?
76 million.
Wow.
Wow.
just joining. We've got Aaron Unknown in the
studio. I know people. Also here
with Nick Nevin. I'm Johanna James.
We're about to go Facebook live
on my Facebook for the moment.
So go along on to Johanna James.
On the book of face. You're going to have our faces.
Everyone's going to see us.
We're going to play a game called Dirty
Talk.
Sexual. It's going to get a bit sexual.
Sexual chocolate. It's also going to get a bit stupid.
How the game works. I've given
everybody. Are we Facebook live
so I just start to say to the producers?
They're not even listening.
They don't care.
They fall in the sleep.
Oh no, no, no, no, they were good.
They're good.
Hello, everybody, Face it Live.
So the game is,
we've got our cards,
and I've written weird objects on the card,
and we're going to try and who can say the best,
we're going to try and top each other's sexual...
Innuendo?
So I've just got to take one of these cards
as they come in, yeah?
Yeah, so, Nick, I'll go first, Nick.
We'll see what.
Is it back to Mac?
So I'm going to go, I'm going to be with you.
What is around the table?
Menage Artois.
Oh, okay.
I love that, no, yeah, don't you.
I'm going to be with you, and then I'm going to be with you.
Okay.
Wait, hang on, what, what, don't I get to go with Aaron?
That was me running away.
I just left something in the old,
okay, so let's go first.
Round one, dirty talk.
So, Nick, I would really like to stroke your
turbine engine.
What are you going to do back?
I would like to really stick a fertilised ostrich egg in your mouth.
Oh my God.
Well, you know what?
Aaron, this is joke.
I would love to squeeze your damp pillows.
Who made these?
Me.
Right.
Go for it. What would you like to do to me, Aaron?
It does it have to be in that voice?
Okay.
I would really like to...
I could rhyme here and be ironic, but I'm not going to...
I can't say that.
I was going to say, fuck your rubber duck.
Oh, he went right in there.
He went right in.
Sorry.
Sorry for swearing.
Okay.
Right.
Fuck your rubber duck.
I don't know.
I do not use plastic objects for those things.
Oh, you're missing.
out in son you're missing that right
Nicholas
I would love
to spread
I would love to spread
chocolate moose
all over your body
with a rusty spoon
oh oh oh
what would you like to do back to me
um
you guys are pros of it
yeah no I just like
what are you going to do do do do do
I would like to smash the shit out of your dented bumper.
Ooh.
It doesn't sound as good in a kind of cockney accent.
I should have sexied that up a little bit.
I do apologize.
Maybe. Okay.
Should that gone for the Barry White?
I know.
Dented bumper.
That's the one.
Aaron.
That's what I'm doing it from now.
I cannot wait for a ride on your mechanical bull.
What do you want to do to me, mate?
Um, fuck sake
Um
Cause these are all very like full on
Do you know what I mean?
Oh did I give you the full on?
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, see I've got robust chest of drawers here
And it's just like
Well, oh
You don't want to know
What I'm gonna do to your robust chest of drawer
I put my pants in them
I'm gonna put my pants in your robust chest of drawers
You won't!
Nick Nevin, you win that round there
Yeah, yeah yeah
That's a point to Nick for sure
Okay, round two
I'm like minus one now
Okay, Nick
Yes, darling.
I cannot wait to taste your avocado juice.
Mm.
Mm.
Healthy?
Well, I'd like to whip out your plumber's plunger and fix my sink.
My blocked drains.
I'm just adding to this now.
It just says plumber's plunger, money.
I've just got a hard on.
Wow.
Aaron, I want you
to spread me all over
the desk
and feed me your chocolate log
cake.
You had to add cake onto that.
All right, to close it, to close the game, Aaron,
what would you like to do to the pair of us?
Oh, yeah.
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
I want to find, like, a...
Find one that I'll like Karen now.
Well, okay, this is a cool one, yeah.
Okay.
Find one that.
I would like to...
What?
See, I don't actually know what this thing is.
I'm trying to pretend.
Let me find one that.
I love that.
I don't know what the fuck it is.
Because it sounds good.
Just go for it.
Just go for it.
I would like to...
What are you going to do?
Caress you with my dental probe.
That is a plaque attack attack right now.
Well done.
Thank you for playing.
Thank you for watching.
It's embarrassing.
We're blushing.
Oh, hang on.
Can I just read a couple that one?
On the lit.
Crusty croissant,
which I'm guide
I didn't use.
Protective gardening gear.
You're very good at
kind of coming with the alliterations.
I love it.
I am one, dirty.
Dirty girl.
Sent it gel pen?
Yes.
A scented gel pen?
You don't know about those.
Oh my God.
Wait, he's of a different generation.
I'm a bit...
No, no, you can't say that.
She can because she is right.
Yeah, but...
Sentent gel pens.
But my mum told me about those.
Do you know what I mean?
Oh, right. Okay.
Well, guys, I just want to say thanks for watching
everyone on Facebook, remember to comment and like, and we're going to share the shit out of this,
and thanks for tuning in.
Boom!
Oh, my God, all right.
We've got some, oh, Facebook live comments.
People saying, love watching your funny videos.
Hi from New Zealand.
Hi.
Epiphany.
Is that her name?
That's amazing name.
That's a great name, great name.
Martin.
That's actually like, that's technically family.
No, no, it's technical.
Oh, is it?
You know, like, family friends.
You know, so he's like my brother's best mate, so he's technically my brother as well.
Martin Abelman.
He says, yes, Aaron.
Yes, brother.
and Wesley James
says,
Yes, Wesley.
This is hilarious.
Boom.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
Seriously, Aaron, mate,
thank you so much for coming in.
This has been...
Legendary, you guys, awesome energy, man.
Can I just try and shout out my social media stuff?
So basically,
for the people who, like,
Instagram kind of...
I'm kind of merging all social media into one,
but basically I used to have Instagram for modelling stuff
and Twitter for music.
Now I'm kind of just putting it both.
So Instagram is Aaron Unknown as you spell it,
so A-A-O-N-E-R-N-E-E-N.
and an unknown and Twitter is as are unknown
because someone stole the other one.
Oh man I hate that.
I've only just got the Instagram one back.
I was messaging this kid for like a year
and he actually...
And he was sort of like thinking about it.
Did you have to pay him?
No, no.
In the end, like I thought...
I started messaging like, mate, what do you want?
Like, because in the end he started ignoring me.
And I was just like, oh man, I feel like I'm bullying a kid now.
Do you know what I mean?
And then he was that.
And then I think he must have...
Maybe he heard my stuff, whatever.
I don't know.
He'd come back on his posit.
He's like, yeah, mate, take the name.
So bless him, yeah.
Thanks for...
Cheers, kid.
Cheers, kid, wherever you are.
Yeah, man.
So people can find you, Google, and you're going to have your new EPR.
Obviously, music, yeah.
Speaking of music, that's mainly why I'm here.
So let's talk about music quickly.
Yeah, so just look how I'm going to be releasing videos as well pretty soon.
So I've actually got my YouTube channel up and running now.
There's nothing on there yet.
Oh, right, okay.
But, yeah.
Someone can go and take you a YouTube virginity soon.
Yeah.
And be the first viewer.
Yeah.
Amazing.
Nice one.
Yeah, come back on the show.
When you get all of your music stuff, come up on.
We'll do like an iron unknown show.
Perfect. I'm down.
Thank you so much.
Right, I'm going to put on the next bit of shitting music that I've picked.
Have a good day, everyone.
Everyone who's tuned in.
Have a good weekend.
Stay safe.
I'm going to play Enter Sandman by Metallica because it's my horror film selection of the week.
We're going to be back on Back Row and Chill.
Back Row and Chill with Johanna James and Noel Club on Fubar Radio.
Boom, and Metallica.
Yes.
Right, we've got our second guest.
in the studio. Thank you so much for coming in.
Welcome.
I'm going to, so your name's Dominic. I'm going to go for your surname.
Is it Typhon Thaler?
Pretty close. Tief and Tyler.
Tief and Tyler.
That's almost the opposite.
I'm just trying to be polite here, you know.
I've heard much, much worse.
Okay. That's a cool. That's a very nice name.
Thank you.
And you are the star of the new ITV crime filler paranoid.
Yes.
I love that.
Cool. And we're on episode, I've been told we're on episode six.
Right now, so?
Yeah, I was yesterday.
It was six, now seven and eight, and that's it.
Okay.
Then we'll know.
So how did that come about?
Is that your first ITV?
It's my first gig in the UK.
Okay.
I just figured, you know, I have an Austrian passport.
So in January, I thought like, let's just go over there, try it, and booked it.
Happy Dominic.
So where are you from?
Originally, Switzerland.
Born and raised, and then I went to New York for 16 years.
Okay.
Worked there, and now I'm here.
And so you literally thought, let's wing it, let's wing it, let's wing it.
And I ended up landing in.
That's my life's motto.
Just try, go there, see what happens, and usually it happens.
That's very good advice.
Guys, just wing it, you'll be fine.
Absolutely.
And so you auditioned?
It was a taped audition, actually.
So, yeah, so I was in my living room, or my living room at that time.
Yeah.
So, and with my wife, she read it, I read it, I sent it in, boom, done.
Amazing.
See, it's quite lucky that you have someone there to read.
I'm an actor myself.
And whenever I do a taped audition for America or something like that,
I don't have anyone there
to read, to read the, to read the lines with, do you know what I mean?
I've done it where I just know all the lines
and then I say my line and I pretend to listen to someone
and then I tape the lines myself.
I just kind of with some software
I just put my word, my voice a little higher
and I read with myself.
I should try that, I should try that out.
The magic of auditions.
So where did you film?
Tell us a little bit about paranoid if people
We, uh, it was, when I signed on, I thought I'm going to film exclusively in Germany.
But it turned out most of it was shot in Manchester.
Oh, that's better.
Yeah, so.
Not as, not as, uh, yeah, not as exhausting.
Not at all.
Well, for me, it was more exciting, for example.
Oh, yeah.
But, like, it was Friday, and I started Monday, and I was in the, in the trailer.
And then, you know, I said, like, okay, see you guys in Dessledoff, you know.
Monday, like, well, you know, Dessledov, Manchester.
Like, no, no, Duseldof.
And you say, well, you're going to be the only one.
there because everyone's here.
And how long did it take to film?
Like a series like that?
I think we started April, mid-April,
and we're done mid-August.
Oh, wow, okay, so it was a long time.
Yes, it was beautiful.
And what's your character like?
My name on the show is Valdimirian.
I'm the gay German detective.
That's a short version of it.
So like Poirot.
Basically, Poirot.
Like a ghetto Poirot.
That's exactly.
That is where you are wrong, monsieur.
It was the Countess Dubois.
On the estate.
Yes.
Guan.
That is a wonderful German accent, I might say.
Thank you.
Obviously, you can tell him an actor, but I don't work much.
You tried hard, and that's all, you know, that's all you need.
It's the first step.
That's amazing.
And, oh, okay, but I just have seen a little here in your little bio notes that you are a qualified doctor.
I was, yeah.
I think once you are one, I don't think they take it away.
Yeah, you are.
That's it.
So I have it.
So you were a doctor training to be a neurosurgeon,
and then you thought, let's go be a gay detective.
It's a short version of my life.
You know, I knew in med school that I didn't want to do it.
I just finished it and worked for a couple years to make some money.
And then I went to New York.
That's crazy.
It's such hard work.
It was just like all that hard work.
And you just thought, you know, what I'm going to fall back on.
Yeah.
If this doesn't work out, I just.
Although I think.
I think, you know, I haven't worked for 16 years.
I think my ship has sailed.
Doctor, how do you deal with this?
Quick, bring him in.
His hands are fucking shaking.
It's been a while, boys.
Yeah, I don't want me as a doctor.
We need to transport this brain
and someone else is like, oh, yeah, I'll give it a goal.
Come on, it's been 16 years, fuck it.
His motto is wing it.
Winging.
And it worked then, and it's going to work now.
That's mental.
So what acting did you do before?
Did you get stuff in New York?
started in New York. I didn't do anything.
I did one theater play when I was
14. That was it. And it was
always my dream. So when I was 29
I went to New York, that's the
first time I went to acting school.
Okay, so you trained in New York.
What school in New York?
I started with Strasbourg.
Oh, lovely. They were the ones that gave me
the visa.
And then I went to
William Esper. That was a
very good school. And then I ended up with
John Deppolito. Right.
kind of did the whole cherry on top
and that was it. And then I started working.
Lots of training. Or tried to start. You know, I mean,
it's not as easy as it seems.
It's up and down, in it? Wave.
Way up and way down.
You know what? I just like, you know,
not to bring the conversation back on myself or anything,
but I also just did an ITV drama myself.
Which one did you do?
I did Tennyson. It's the prequel to Prime Suspect.
We had a big show out in the UK called Prime Suspect in the 90s
and now they're doing the prequel of that.
But my question is, don't you think, like, in the States, when they do a series,
and they do it for, like, they really, because they've got the money, they've got the clout,
and they really go for it.
So they really push behind it, and they do, like, 13, 14 episodes of a series.
In the UK, it's like, six, eight, like, you know, it's just not enough, man.
Where the money is, you know.
I did a show with Anthony Edwards, what's called, Zero Hour.
And the pilot was four and a half million.
Oh, my.
Yeah, dollars.
Incredible.
And then they shot 12 episodes, and then after the second episode, the ratings were not good.
So they just canceled.
They just pulled it, yeah.
Boom.
Everything was shot.
Everything was everything.
Just pulled it.
See, they would never do that in the UK.
They would show it, but they just wouldn't show as many.
We had a show in this country called Top Boy.
And it's a kind of drama, kind of, maybe like the wire.
Okay.
So just to give you an idea of what it was like.
But UK version.
This show was phenomenal.
Absolutely phenomenal.
Guess how many episodes they did for season one?
Four.
Season two, they did four again.
They didn't even extend it.
It's just mental.
And then they didn't even do it season three.
And it was like one of the best shows on television.
That's how this country does things is mental.
Did you think that or did people think that?
No, people thought, no, no, no.
Sometimes you think it's a great show.
In this country, you don't get a second series unless people love it.
You know, like, it was a very loved show.
It had some great actors in it.
Ashley Waters was the head.
Like, some loved British acting, like great acting talent.
A lot of these kind of young emcees were acting in it as well.
Like it was really gritty, really like, you know,
like in the wire, they had rappers in there as well.
so it was kind of like that, but for the UK
and it was brilliant. And they did four
episodes and then got commissioned for
a second season and did another four episodes.
At least six, come on, man.
It's all about the ratings, you know.
It's all about the money. It's all about the money.
It's all about the money.
It's all about the money. That's why we do it, right?
I do it only for the money.
Well, I do it for the chicks personally, but
I'm married, so yeah, I'm doing it for one chick.
Oh, you're fucked. You're fucked.
They're not longer, so.
No, fair enough then.
So what is next now that you're next now that you
You've nailed ITV.
Done that.
I don't know there's a couple of things,
but not really something I can talk about right now.
You know, I do sign stuff and, you know.
Okay, it's all hush-hush.
But there's stuff happening in the air.
Yes.
Well, but then again, it's acting.
We don't know.
That's it.
Until you're there.
Until you get cash a check.
Well, even when you've just said,
even when you've done it,
it doesn't necessarily mean it's going to show it off.
And then they cut you out, you invite all your friends over for the premiere
and you're totally cut out.
Like Joey from friends, you know,
He was like, this is my seat, this is my seat, he's like, oh, they cut me out, and his mom's sitting there going, where is he?
And he's shooting it with his camera. Isn't that the same sweater you're wearing right now?
The duck, and he gets the duck, it's like, this duck will get him.
Exactly.
I love friends.
I had that experience when I was 18, I got a role in a channel floor.
It was like a, it was supposed to be a three-part series, and they cut it up.
They squished it into two one-and-a-half-hour TV movies, and I was in the second half.
and it was my first experience of the cutting room floor.
So my character, which had loads of lines and was going to be in it,
I was basically the bad guy's girl.
And so any scene that he was in, I was in.
And because I was in it so much,
and I was like integral to the storyline,
they said, would you be open to doing a sex scene with the guy?
And I said, well, you know what?
My character's in it so much.
And I speak and blood on.
I was like, yeah, I'll be down for that.
And they still catch you.
So I did it.
No, no, they cut.
When I went to the screening of it,
it. They cut all, pretty much all my lines
bit too, and they cut nearly everything
but the sex scene.
Oh my God. I was mortified.
And, like, again, all the family were around.
Like, let's watch Johannes' first ever TV thing.
And it was just me being shagged against the tree.
Tits for nothing, isn't it? That's literally tits for nothing.
So I learned the hard way.
Yeah, it never happened to me.
My tits are actually getting bigger, but that's happened to me.
One day, Nick.
One day, one day. You'll get that scene one day.
Amazing. We've just got an email in.
It says,
Nick, in that photo, your face looks like when you saw Hooligan Wars for the first time.
Who said that?
Jonathan Sosscott.
Oh my days, that's the funniest thing I've ever.
That is very funny.
What's Hooligan Wars when you explain?
Hooligan Wars is like one of my first ever films.
It's absolute dog shit terrible.
And it was only release after the success of Huligan Factory,
which I spoofed all these Hooligan films.
and then because of the success of that,
they released it,
and it was the first ever film I did,
and it was so bad,
so bad.
So terrible.
Not as bad as another film I did
called Strippers versus Werewolves.
Now, that was terrible.
That was terrible.
It kind of lies in a title there, isn't it?
Brilliant, isn't it?
But the funny thing is, that film, right,
is the bane of my life
because it's the worst film I've ever done,
but it's on every fucking day on sci-fi channel.
Like every day, and it's sold all around the world.
Pretty much the only film I've ever done
to sell every territory in the world.
Vampire is a hot property.
You know, stick a vampire.
anything. It's gonna go. And it sells.
Werewolves love. There were no vampires. Shippers versus
werewolves love. Oh, okay. Sorry. I heard
were wolves and I just thought vampire. Don't mix that up.
Don't mix that shit up. I thought Twilight and I was
like, what is like silver bullet and then
you know, the other one doesn't care about it.
It's like, you know. I'm glad neither
of you have said, oh, which one were you neck? A stripper
or were werewolf? You were stripping
werewolf? That is your Halloween costume.
Done. A stripping werewolf? I'm on it. I'm on it.
I've got the hair already. I've got a hairy arm.
I've sweet ass.
Have you ever done anything?
Yeah, what's been your biggest, like, cringe, you've done a cringy play or a cringy episode?
Oh, my God, plenty.
See, like, you're just, you're lucky when people don't see it.
So most of the stuff that was just dead awful, nobody's ever seen about my parents, so.
So that was good.
Mom and Dad can be brow.
Oh, my God.
But they love everything.
Yeah.
I can do whatever I want.
My mom said, oh, that was lovely, so.
I did a production of Peter Pan.
And I played Wendy, and I was so excited.
It was like a dream role of mine.
I always wanted to play Wendy.
and we were told at the beginning
that we were going to be at the Dartford
Theatre, the Mick Jagger Theatre in Dartford
and we were going to be the full works
like we're going to be put up on strings
and blah blah blah blah blah blah we got to the theatre
and they were like oh you're not in the main theatre
you're in the alley outside
oh my God
they were in the studio theatre
doing it for hand jobs
we were young
needed the money
but the studio theatre
basically didn't have the support riggings
to support us on strings
so they were like, we can't actually fly you.
So you just really jumped high.
I was like, it's Peter Pan.
So essentially what we did, it was like,
come on, Peter, let's go.
And then we would jump in the air,
and then they would cut to blackout,
and then they were black out,
and then they would jump back down again.
And then honestly, I thought about walking out halfway through.
The guy, the poor kid who was playing the crocodile,
it was a kid in a crocodile costume on a skateboard
that they just pushed across the stage.
And I had like, all my family come,
and I'm dead you like, this is, oh, I'm dying.
The guys are playing Captain Hook,
they just found him.
outside. He's a mistake who's on the bottle outside.
You'll only have one hand. Come in with a job.
You'll do come in, mate.
It was that bad.
So that's probably like the worst thing
that I've ever done
would be that Peter Pound episode.
Would you like to play a game?
Yes, sure. Because every week on the show
and I'm just thinking maybe
you, yeah, it's popular movie.
So I do a guest the movie theme tune or guest the TV show
theme tune. Oh my God, okay.
Okay. You might want to pop some headphones on, because you might just hear it a little bit better.
Okay, so I'm just going to play them.
Is it whoever shouts it first?
Yeah, so whoever just, if you get it, just shout it out.
Oh, it's on.
You win what you think.
Okay, oh, I've been just handed by my little minion, the answers.
Okay, dokey, so let's start the, I guess the movie theme, Chong song.
Chong, put my teeth in again, they keep falling out.
Right, let's just go for it and see who wins.
Nicky's quite good at this.
She did absolutely wrong.
last time we did it.
So, okay.
What is...
All right, I'm ready.
I did make them a little bit more hard.
Okay, go.
Okay.
Oh, that's with...
Oh my God.
Beaches.
Yes, well done.
Thank you.
Double-in-play.
Okay.
Right.
That's on my iTunes playlist.
It's very, very embarrassing.
Number two.
Oh, breakfast.
Oh, my God.
I just saw that, too.
Don, don't, don't.
What's a name?
One to Dom.
Okay, number three.
Guys, bosses.
Really?
Really?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah, motherfucker.
It's on now.
It's on now.
Okay, hold on.
I got to stand up.
Number four.
So I got plenty to go.
I got 20.
Flash dogs?
No, I'll give you a clue.
Well, it's not jaws.
Manikin.
Manikin.
Oh, my God.
I said that before you did.
Okay.
Come on.
Really?
Number five.
Come on.
Oh, that is, that is, oh, I know it too.
Oh my God.
It was pretty women.
Okay, good day.
Number six.
Oh, that's Titanic.
No, it's not.
It's bodyguard.
Oh, my God.
Titanic.
Rookie mistake there, Dom.
I just heard a beautiful voice.
That was it.
Number seven.
Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves.
You know what?
Just give me a chance here.
This isn't one of those.
It happens all so quickly here.
I know, right?
Just like my love of it.
like,
whoa.
Number eight.
Frozen.
That was running again.
No, no.
I'm going to give it.
I don't want.
Pity.
Pity.
Oh my God.
Pity.
Pity points.
Number nine.
How many do we have?
Saturday Night Fever.
You know what?
I breathe in to say it.
Number 10.
I'm done.
I'm done.
You can still put it back.
You can pull it back.
How many are there?
20.
20.
20.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, the humiliation continued.
Number 11.
Wait, wait, pause it.
You got pause.
You got pause.
You got pause.
Lassen, New Hikins, no?
No, it's not.
It's, um, it's, um, it's, um,
dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun.
Oh, you son of a bitch.
I just watched this the other day.
Um, I'll just tell me.
What is it?
Where's the realm going?
Oh, bloody pirates of the Caribbean.
It has.
It has.
You know, people don't know, but Nick is standing behind her.
Yes.
I've seen the results.
Right, let's see if we can go on.
Oh, that is, there's a forest gum.
Yes, it is. Well done, Dominic.
I see the feather.
Well done. Well, done. You got it. You got it, good.
I got two.
I'm not going to actually give the Pirates to go, everyone.
You just marked him.
I know. I know. I did you.
Oh, that is Braveheart.
Well done.
Oh, he's coming back now. He's coming back. He's coming back.
He's coming back.
Right, number 14. This is getting hot.
He's coming back.
No, you're just like.
Number 14.
too nice.
Oh, that is, that is,
independent, no, no, I'm not, but I
said the meteor thing, I said
the meteor thing. I'm going to give you a point each.
Oh, fuck off.
Oh, Star Wars.
While you were sleeping.
Oh, bitch.
Oh, bitch.
Number 16.
E.T.
No. Oh, no.
Um, um, um, um, Jurassic Park.
Yes.
It's, I thought it was E.T.
Uh, number 15.
No, 16.
Psycho?
No, that's...
Halloween!
Halloween!
It is.
Oh my god.
I have to go home now.
Gonna watch some movies.
Number 18.
Now it's Titanic.
Thank you very much.
I was just weird.
He knows all them ones, isn't it?
He knows all them ones.
It's bad.
Number 19.
Considering Halloween's here.
It's not a top one at the moment.
It's not Beetlejuice, is it?
Oh, Nightmare before Christmas.
Nightmare.
at the Christmas
set for the
seven.
Final one.
Oh, that's ghost.
I was ahead.
You were.
Do you know what, guys?
You actually pulled it
pretty,
pretty close.
That's right.
Five,
six,
seven,
eight,
one, two,
four, six,
seven, eight,
nine.
You, by two,
you won it.
You know what?
That sounds actually
closer than it was.
It was a lot closer than it was.
Well,
played,
well,
thank you.
Thank you so much
for coming on.
Thanks for having me,
guys.
And it's fantastic.
Pleasure,
pleasure,
and all the best of luck
with the future wing
in it.
You too, thank you.
Wing it, wing it, wing it.
Just wing it, right.
I'm going to go, keep going with the Halloween movie theme tunes right now,
and I'm going to put on, even though actually,
technically it's a Christmas movie,
but it's got Halloween song in it.
So this is Halloween from the Nightmare,
from all nightmare for all nightmare.
I'll just put the fucking.
Just put it somewhere, I'll put it on.
What's Poppeton?
It's Kent Jones, and right now you're locked in the full bar radio.
Stay focused.
Don't go nowhere, because you might just get fucked up beyond recognition.
How smooth was that?
No.
Very smooth.
Very smooth.
Okay, I promise no more weird
Halloween songs, I promise.
I can't enjoy that, actually.
But it's Halloween.
Exactly, getting in the spirit.
Got on Halloween.
Yeah.
And have you got any Halloween?
Oh, Lucy Patterson's in the studio for me.
Film review club time.
You got any Halloween plans?
Do you?
Yes, I've got a party tomorrow.
I've had zero invitations to any party.
I'm feeling very...
Usually I have a party,
but the selfish cow next door
just had a baby.
Sorry, Dan.
so we can't do it this year
I've got it
Oh okay
Next year then
You can then invite the little babby
Cool
Now I've got nothing to do
I think I'm just gonna dress up anyways
And just you know
Just hang around
Hit the bars
Yeah
Isn't that when you just do much nights
Yep
But then I've got an excuse to dress way
You know
Anyway
So we are going to be reviewing
Some films and shows
So film reviews and a little bit of TV
Yes
Do you want to go first
What movies have you been seeing?
Oh wow, this week I re-watched a few things
And obviously, as it's Halloween, I went to see a horror
Right
I went and saw... Brave girl
Yeah, I do love horror
Ouija, Ouija, I never know how to say that,
Weger, apparently is Ouager
Origins of Evil
Yeah, apparently that's a prequel to...
Yeah, it's Wegia too, apparently.
The terrible one that appeared on Sky Movies
Like a few months ago
But it was actually a really good film
I really enjoyed it.
Yeah, I did it. It scared the absolute crap out of me
Which is the desired effect, obviously.
Yeah.
So, you know.
And the little girl in it, Lulu Wilson, I think her name is.
She was 10.
She acted the pants off of everybody.
I could see that from, I saw the trailer, and I did a little bit of promo work for Wege 2.
I did, like, an online prank with Joe Tasker.
Oh, actually, I saw that.
Yeah.
And the producers from Weget 2 said, do you want to come down and you're invited to the screening?
And I actually said, no, no, thank you.
Oh, you baby.
I will literally not sleep for the next.
No, thanks.
Yeah, it was a bit much.
I must admit I slept with a light on.
So what's the premise of the film?
About the little girl playing with the board?
Basically, yeah.
I mean, it was sitting in the 50s or 60 years
when the region board first came out as like a board game type of thing.
It was actually, it's owned by the people who own monopoly or something.
It's a game.
It might be Hasbro, I might be lying.
But it's not a game.
No.
And we learn it absolutely is not.
It's a game.
But yeah, her mom basically does fortune telling anyone,
and she's fake about it.
She's got all these little things.
up to make it look like their loved ones are talking to them whatever.
And she sees someone playing with this Ouija board.
So she buys one and thinks, okay, well this can be an extra trick for my act sort of thing.
And then all of a sudden her daughter starts using it and she starts talking to people and writing weird things in Polish and like just freaking everyone out.
And seeing her dad as well who passed away like before the film.
And also she ends up basically.
being possessed by this demon type, no, which at first of all I was thinking, God.
That's weird.
It's basically a run-of-the-mill story.
It's not that.
That's a bit gross.
But inappropriate.
It's a run-of-the-mill horror story, but it was good.
You know, the effects were good.
It was.
It was.
It does what it says on the tin, and I would go and see it's out now.
Okay, so Lucy says that's a, yep.
Yep.
That's a yep for that.
Ouija 2, Ouija 2.
And actually, wee-wee-ji, or the spelling of it, it's like, yes,
in two different languages, which is we and yaw.
That makes total sense.
Mind-blown, John.
That's like, yes, yes.
God, you're working for them, aren't you?
We've cracked the code.
Oh, my God.
We've cracked the curve.
To the other side.
Quick.
Into the tattle.
No, I would never play.
I would never.
No, I wouldn't.
I wouldn't even just mess with that Gigi.
Absolutely not.
No, no, no.
Sorry, I'm still laughing at crack in the code.
We've cracked it finally.
50 years
since Hasbro brought it out
and finally
I've translated it
it. We've cracked it.
I think we've cracked a little bit.
It's getting weird.
It's witching hour
and it literally.
A bit in the studio too long.
So this week
I had a pretty mental week
with all the Facebook stuff
so I didn't get to go to any screenings
or review any films but I did watch
Black Mirror which is on Netflix
I've not started that yet.
Tell me, tell me, tell me.
So, brilliant.
So the first episode, even if you just watch it just for the one...
Each episode is different.
It's like a collection of story.
So each episode is a film in itself.
And the first one, it's got Bryce Dallas Howard.
Oh, I like her.
Yeah, the Ginger Girl from Jurassic World and many, many, many other films.
Yeah.
And like the concept of this film, it's all like, all of them are apparently like
dark sci-fi twisty stuff.
Nice, I like a bit of that.
And this one, it just...
really hit home, especially in this generation of all the
social media. So it was like in the future world
and everything's all sort of plastic and pastel
and lovely. And everybody is on a social
media app and everybody gets
when you interact with people,
they vote and they give you likes and dislikes
and stars. And if you
are over, it's on a zero to
five star rating. And if
anyone who's over 4.5 is pretty much
like royalty or celebrity. And so
if you have an interaction with somebody and you don't
like what they did, you'll just
go, bing, and you will like demote
them and you um it's but also it's talking about like racial equality and all those parallels saying
that if you're under a certain number you can't go into this place and you can't go in this and blah blah
that's quite cool wow very very clever and um it's basically about how this girl's just struggling
so hard to get to a four point her friends are on four point five and she's only on four point three
and she just it's the day when she loses her shit and gets down to she gets down to zero and uh
it was just so engaging and really clever it's called black mirror on netflix i keep seeing it on
Netflix.
I just, that was just one story, though.
Oh, that's shit.
Are they different each story?
Each story is different.
So it's like a movie.
It's like a, they're long episodes.
Yeah. Oh, okay.
So it's a whole story, and it's about her,
and she's trying to get to this wedding.
It's all futuristic.
But it's just bang on.
And so she's trying to get at the airport,
and they're like, oh, we're sorry.
You haven't got like a higher status
to get onto this flight.
Oh, my God.
And she's like, well, please, you know,
and then they're like, there's nothing we can do.
And then she's like, oh, well, fuck you.
And then so she goes, whin' like, whin.
And it's just like, I didn't mean it, I didn't mean it.
Like, yeah.
Oh, clever.
It got me thinking, like, our society is pretty much on that level anyway.
Yeah, I was going to say.
We are just liked and shared and commented on and stuff.
So we're kind of halfway there, but what if your actual social status was based on your social media status?
They should make that into a movie.
That's a wicked idea.
Yeah, that is a good idea.
It was so engaging.
So get on Netflix, Black Mirror.
I don't actually listen when you talk normally, Johanna, just to let you know.
But that one was actually, I was actually engaged with what you were saying.
I was sitting there going, I want to watch this.
Well, that's the point, right?
Well, well, done.
Brilliant.
I've got Nick involved.
That's how good that is.
So, what other film?
I just missed my arm just fell off a table there.
Classic.
No, you can see that, Johanah.
Play it cool, Diana, play it cool.
We're in there, love, we're in there, play it cool, my son.
So, Lucy, what did you review after?
Also a bit of TV.
Okay.
I've actually been meaning to talk about this for a couple of weeks now,
but I just keep forgetting or we don't have time.
And the reason I haven't really talked about it before
is because it doesn't actually air on any channel in, you know, this country.
It's not on Netflix either.
You can only watch it if you are a Virgin Media customer.
Right.
But last week they released Season 1 on DVD.
It's a tenor on Amazon.
The series is called Kingdom.
I've heard about it.
I was going for a bit of a Frank Gorillo phase.
so I had to stalk him and find out everything he'd done
and I stumbled across this and I bought
an Australian DVD version of it
just to find it, I'm a bit of a sucker
and on the black market
from just outside his house
and it's
based around a character called Alvi
Kalina who Frank Willow plays
and he's a retired
ex-champion MMMA
cage fighter. See I love
things like that
and I mean I don't know much really about the
MMA world but I absolutely love
their version of it.
Yeah.
It's amazing.
I mean,
it's sort of HBO level
language,
violence, dirty, filthy sex
and Nick Jonas
polling his bloody...
Nick Jonas from the Jonas Brothers?
Yeah. Oh.
Yeah.
You had me up until then.
I've got to be on this show.
In very compromising positions
with various girls.
But also, what I like about it is
it's a family drama really.
But it's a family.
It is. It's a family drama.
It's tackling little Jimmy's spot crisis.
It's Alvy and his sons, played by Jonathan Tucker and Nick Jonas
And it's all the things that are going on in their lives
And in his life and obviously you see a lot of fighting as well
And the consultant, they have Joe Daddy Stevenson
I don't know who he is, people who know MMI will probably know who he is
But you know the fights are beautifully choreographed
And you could tell these actors have punished themselves
To get into the right physical condition
But it is absolutely amazing
and if you like that sort of thing,
I would implore you to go and buy it.
It's well worth it.
Nick,
would you ever punish yourself to get in physical condition?
I'm fucking punishing myself right now.
I'm not being there when you're talking about.
Don't know.
No,
I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.
Would I ever punish myself to get into a role?
Yeah,
would you ever like physically,
would you get ripped to play something?
Yeah,
yeah,
I would.
I started doing,
actually getting big for something
last year
and then the fucking film got pulled,
didn't it?
No.
Yeah, I was really upset by it,
but I was putting on a lot of,
like,
Gaines, yeah, big gains.
And then the film got pulled, so I kind of lost motivation.
You lose a bit of motivation when that happens, do you know what I mean?
There's nothing like being told you're going to be naked on screen to motivate you.
That is a motivator.
Yeah, no shit.
Definitely.
I haven't got a lot of time.
Yeah, no, that, okay, cool.
So, so Kingdom is like a full on yet.
Absolutely.
Well, okay, I've got a couple things that I haven't, they're not out yet, so I can't review them.
But they're like, things that are coming up to watch, which I thought, okay, I'm,
Definitely going to book.
Don't look at me nice.
I can see your notes.
I'm getting excited.
Don't look at me going to do.
So the first one is the new James McAvoy.
Because he's been out of the game just a little bit.
He hasn't really popped up in much stuff.
Getting a divorce.
Oh, is that why?
Luty boy.
Is that why?
Love is dead to move them to who can't last.
Such a shame.
Anyway, sorry.
But yeah, so James McAvoy's back and it's a film.
It's from the M.
M. M. Night Shalamalamalamala.
Shammalamla.
Shammalam.
Shammal Blom.
And yeah, he does very twisty films.
And this is just.
so clever. It's called split and it's about
these three girls
get abducted from a
car park and then they wake up and they're in the
basement of this of James McAvoy's house
and he has... Like they're going to complain in it
you know.
Well you think at first you think you know
Let us, one of them's like, let us go
I was like, shut a bitch of shit!
What can we do for you, sire?
I'm getting... From the performance
I can see from the trailer
I get tingle. So James
McAvoy plays someone with a split personality
I think he has something like 21, 28.
Something like that.
Really high, isn't it?
It's ridiculous.
They never know.
The girls, and obviously he's a psychopathic and he's going to kill them, but they never
know which personality.
They're talking to.
They're talking to.
And one of them is going to kill them and the other ones are going to try and help.
And it looks like an absolute mind-fucking.
And it was so good.
I thought, I'm going to get the trailer.
I'm going to play you guys the trailer.
You can find it on Google, blah, blah, blah.
But this is the split trailer call it for you guys to have all that was to do.
Hey, pardon me, sir.
I think you have the wrong car.
What are you doing here?
I was sent a guy.
for a reason.
The only chance we have is if all three of us go crazy on this guy.
Who is that?
Maybe she can help us.
Don't worry.
He's not allowed to touch you.
He knows what you're here for.
I've never seen a case like this before.
23 identities live in Kevin's body.
Who are you?
Help me get out of here, Hedwig.
You're trying to trick me?
I'll tell on you.
Aren't you the clever one?
An individual with multiple personalities
can change their body chemistry
with their thoughts.
Someone's coming for you.
Who's coming?
The beast.
A man here, he abducted us and he's going to kill me.
We're meant for something.
Something horrible.
The world will understand now.
The beast
is real.
He's done all.
awful things to people and he'll do awful things to you.
Wow.
That definitely sounds up my street.
How excited.
I'm thinking if it is actually really genuinely good,
can you get an Oscar for playing 23 different characters in one film?
I hope you can.
23 different Oscars.
23 different Oscars.
Yeah, a little mini one.
Like the ones I've got in my room that I give to myself on a daily basis.
Well, though.
God reach day of the week.
No, that looks...
I'm super excited about split.
So, yeah, go and look up that because that looks exciting.
Very exciting.
And on a complete other end of, like, the film sort of style scale is a film called Fifth Fight,
which is the new Ice Cube comedy.
Oh, yeah.
Which is hilarious.
I'm going to play you the trailer for that too.
Because basically, I just don't trust that you're going to go away and...
And I do this, so I'm going to show you.
But, I mean, Ice Cube's doing quite well in the whole.
He just keeps turning up in comedy films.
Yeah.
Yeah, absolutely. Friday started it in the own stop since, as he really.
It's just...
But this is really good. It's from one of the guys who's also in
the little guy from horrible bosses.
Charlie Die?
Yes. I love him.
Yeah, so it's him. And it's about teachers who get into a fight
and it just looked absolutely hilarious.
So this is the fist fight trailer.
I'm gonna fight you.
I'm sorry, what?
Parking lot. After school.
It's on.
Teachers don't fight?
I want everybody to see this.
hashtag teacher fight.
Who else knows about this?
I don't need to be liked.
I need to educate.
I just don't know the first thing about fighting.
Make a first.
Are you serious?
This the 1700s?
Maybe the best thing to do is just run.
I never said nothing about no running.
Who is you? See biscuit?
Flex.
I am flexing.
There's nothing there.
Why don't you just take a punch?
and then just go down.
Play dead, like possums do,
or anything that's like a pussy animal.
9-1-1, what's your emergency?
There's a crazy guy at my high school.
He's trying to beat me up.
If you have a problem with a bully,
I need you to speak to a teacher.
I am a teacher.
You're a gold man.
Now, go on and take that ass whooping.
That is amazing.
That does.
I'm proper up for seeing either of those.
I love a good trailer
when they end with a good line like that.
I love a trailer.
I love a trailer.
I do.
I love a trailer, I love a...
Like, I'm almost more excited sometimes for a trailer
Totally.
Then, you know...
Mostly because most of the trailers put all the good stuff in it.
Yeah, definitely.
But I just love...
I'd actually really enjoy the job as being a trailer editor,
watching a film, cutting it up.
I'd love to do that.
Just as like a side project, I love it.
We usually have like a trailer watching Sesh in my house once a week.
On Smart TV, get YouTube up, get all the trailers on.
Yeah, and just watch AppleTrail.
And before you know it, you're lost in YouTube,
but it's two hours late.
It's like, shit back in.
Or actually watching...
Watching Snakebite videos until fucking...
until fucking five in the morning, isn't it?
Just getting lost to the dark side of YouTube.
Better go to work.
Just one more, just one more.
I don't need to get paid.
No, I love a trailer.
It's almost sometimes, it's weirdly like goals,
instead of to be in a movie,
it was like I want to be in a trailer.
Just in a trailer, that would do.
I nearly fell off my chair
when I made a cut to the proper trailer.
Oh, lovely.
And I literally went like, oh my God, I got a trailer.
So that was like life goal.
How excited.
Life goal.
Done.
Right, so the last film
that I was, again,
I'm not really excited about,
but I'm interested to see how they do it
because it basically is another King Kong film.
Really?
No way.
Do they need to?
It's called Kong Skull Island.
It's got Tom Hiddleston.
The last one was so long,
I think people are still watching it.
Yeah, I know.
They're still there like, really?
Why are you?
Because I saw it, and I was like, Kong again.
Yeah, like, really do they need to do that?
How many can we have?
But this is an update,
so it's not set in the past,
or it's an updated, so it's like a modern day,
and it's Samuel,
Jackson. Obviously, because he's in everything.
Tom Hiddleston's like the main guy
and the girl, it's Bree Larson from the
run. Yeah, she's stuck in that, she's... So they've got some good,
quality people in it and
it's from the same people who did the Godzilla, so
it's big, epic, but it's called...
The terrible shit film. The terrible
shit film Godzilla, oh right. But they've obviously
got a lot of money, so you know. That had
the best real
honest trailer ever. I don't know if you guys
watch Honest Trail. I watch this show. Watch
the honest trailer for Godzilla. I've not seen that one
actually. It's so funny. Brilliant. It's brilliant.
It's far superior than the movie.
So I'm not super excited.
I'm just interested in how...
To see how they've done it.
To see what...
Yeah, are they going to...
Because it's like a new Kong story.
So they're going to go back and...
It's, you know, it's military helicopters and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
So it's all a new version.
Lovely.
I'm not sold, darling.
I'm got to be honest.
I'm not sold yet.
You're not sold, yeah.
Okay, well, we're going to pop to one more song.
I'm going to go for...
This is from the film, Leon, on my favorite films.
Oh, yes.
I love this tune and I love this film.
This is a sting, shape of my heart.
God, I want to be Matilda.
Oh, lovely.
I want someone in a French accent to just call me Matilda.
What, like a really older man.
I love you, Matita.
That sounded hot until you realised that she...
You ruined it.
You ruined my dream.
He's like 50 years older than her.
Oh, no.
You just ruined me now.
I want to have roots.
I'm sure you have a lot of equity.
We can get roots, right, okay.
All right, this is Sting, Shape of Harm, background, chill.
Oh, lovely.
Beautiful.
What a way to him.
I love, I love, I love, Natalie Portman.
She's, um, she's, um, she's, like, turned to directing now.
Has she?
Yeah, she's directed her own movie fully in, in Hebrew.
Oh, excellent.
Yep.
Um, and she's like, she wrote it, directed.
You can't see the sarcasm.
Wrote it, directed, it's starred in it.
Apparently.
That is pretty amazing thing to do, yeah.
It's all, you know.
But in Hebrew.
I think anyone, I think anyone who writes and directs their own movies should be, should be,
should be, uh, should be set on a pedestal amongst, amongst,
most should be brought food
I think anyone who's
not if anyone's listening out of that.
Minions. Bring food.
Yeah, I don't know
have you had lady directors?
Have you been directed by ladies?
No, I auditioned for
life and lyrics back in the day
and that was a girl director.
But no, I've never had a
female director. Yeah, with some.
Not really, many don't really come to mind
straight away. Obviously, Andrea Arnold, obviously.
because of American honey and my obsession with it.
What's her name? Coppola.
Sophia Coppola.
Oh, yeah.
Virgin suicides, very good film.
The lady who's married to Aaron Taylor Johnson.
Sam Taylor Johnson.
Sam Taylor Johnson.
Yeah, there's not many, though, are there?
There's not many.
There's not many.
Just wait.
No.
You watch me.
Just wait for, uh, what are we?
You, uh, you're going into the directing world there?
No.
No.
I'm tempted to direct.
Sometimes I get a bit.
frustrated, like, well, projects.
If I'm doing little projects, I'm kind of like,
well, just move away, let me start.
I'm very bossy.
So I kind of jump into, like, direct a house.
Well, yeah.
Maybe that's your next avenue, Johanna.
Very, me, I don't know.
That's what my, my feedback in drama school was like,
Johanna, you just need to let other people do it.
Stay behind the camera, love for that.
Let other people do their shit.
You're jumping.
So into bossy.
Yeah, literally, you're joining everyone.
I think your monologue would be great if you did it in.
And I'm like, gosh.
I think your one look would be great if you didn't do it.
If I did it for you.
Yeah, I'll just do all the role.
Yeah.
No, no.
No, I just suddenly thought about that, about lady directors.
Yeah.
Like, ooh, I don't actually want me.
Oh, Catherine Bigelow, Oscar winner.
I forgot her.
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
Fucking, what's her name?
Fucking, what's her?
Her, yes, her.
Brad Pitt's, Mrs.
Oh, I don't like.
Angelina Jolene.
I don't like.
She directed with, um...
She did Unbroken.
Yeah, what's his name?
Jacker Cottonon.
Oh yeah, she did, didn't she?
She directed her and her
ex-hubby now.
That must be weird.
Directing with your husband.
What a weird.
And so it's like...
Now they've broken up.
She's never going to watch that movie.
That is probably why.
Maybe that's right.
Quite before.
I just find it would be a bit...
I mean, to go to work
and then to have your wife be your boss.
Can you imagine that?
She's with all her single friends now.
They're like, yeah, come on.
Let's just, fuck it, man.
Let's just go watch a movie.
Let's just go to sit...
Let's just go to see...
Fucking Prapit.
Like, can you imagine that?
Like, yeah, great, thanks.
Yeah, thanks for that.
I'm leaving.
That must be the thing when you are with someone
who's really high profile.
Yeah, they're everywhere.
Yeah, the divorce is just like,
I never want to see you again.
Yeah, you can't do that outside out of mine thing.
And it's like, oh my God, they're there.
Oh my God, they're there.
Like, constantly.
I never will see you again.
Every day.
I've totally stuffed myself.
I've got a boyfriend who's high profile on the internet.
Well, yeah, you can't get away from you can.
I can't get, yeah.
I can't get, I can't.
I can't open my Facebook
He's everywhere
So I was like
Ugh
Ugh
And he's going
Yeah
He's not even broken up yet
I love that yet
I mean
I mean
Poding well
For the rest of that
I mean
He's sitting there going
What's happening here
I bet you this is like the first time
He's ever listened
This show
It will be on it
Right so
It's the Halloween
It's the close of the show now
The last song
What is it?
It's by Moby
and it's used in actually a lot of films
like Secret My Success but probably mainly
Love the Secret of My Success
Yeah
Love the Secret of My Generation, man
Michael Jane Fox
Well I grew up on all these films
Because my dad just basically educated me properly
And made me see all these
So this was from
He did well
Ferris Beers Day Off
And I just love it
I think I want to do some sort of comedy sketch
This song because I think it's brilliant
It's out of yeah by Moby
So thank you for tuning in
Back Crow and Chill
We've been Nick Neve and Johanna James
Thank you for having you go.
Thanks guys, thank you very much.
Oh yeah, have a great and happy Halloween.
