Back Row and Chill with Jahannah James and Noel Clarke - Stay Home Special Series - Episode 11 - Kevin Freshwater feat. Wall of Comedy and Allison Kugel

Episode Date: November 7, 2016

Kevin Freshwater joined Jahannah James in the studio this week. Allison Kugel, former celebrity journalist, chatted about her upcoming book Journaling Fame: A Memoir of a Life Unhinged and on the Record. The Wall of Comedy boys also stopped by the studio to discuss their upcoming film The Weekend, about a weekend of serious misadventures.

This is a Fubar Radio podcast. Go to FubarRadio.com for more details. Back row and chill with Jihanna James on Fubar Radio. Good afternoon. It is Friday. I had to think, then. What's the day? It's Friday.

It's 4pm. It's back row and chill. I'm joined today by Kevin Freshwater. Hello, I'm back again. Indeed, you are back. Thanks for having me back. I feel's good. I love your posh radio voice.

I know. It totally changes. There's going to be in the air. totally upper class now that you're on the radio the radio the radio welcome back thank you thank for having me

for anybody who doesn't know Kevin Freshwater is a I think what is the term viral star yeah I like that terminology yeah superstar you're a Facebook famous I'm a bitch

Facebook famous you can check him out on Facebook Kevin Freshwater aka left slanted penis aka Jewish head what? That's my AKs my AKs also known as Oh I didn't

I just made them up. I haven't now known by this. People are going to be googling all kinds of crap now, Kevin. But no, no, we're mates, we make lots of virally sketchily sketchy. I've been on before, so if you're a regular listener, you should remember Kevan. Right, what have we got on the show today? We've got Pack Show. We have got The Wall of Comedy Boys are back in the studio.

They've made a brand new film, their first film. The Weekend movie? It's called The Weekend movie. Have you seen any clips of it? No, well, I've got the trailer to play later on. but I've not seen too many clips. It looks good. It does look good.

Well done, boys. So we've got them in. We're going to be doing some funny challenges and stuff with them on Facebook live. So make sure you check out Fubar Facebook. What else have we got? We've got a lady called Alison Kugel on the phone. Kugel?

Kugel or Kugul? Mm-hmm. Kegel? Kugul? I don't know. I'm just going to, I'm going to say Koo-Begu. It looks a bit like bagel, but Kugel. So, I don't know. We'll just go with Kikul.

I just pick, I just pick something and say it with confidence. Alison Kugel. We've got her on the phone as well as lots of fun and games. I've got some challenges for you, Kevin. Me and you playing head to head. We've got... What we plan? We've got guest the movie.

Theme tunes. Write the theme tune, sing the film tune. Ride the theme tune. We've also got, I've decided to get a Christmas movie quiz going. In November? Yeah, do you know why? Because I was in the shops this week and I heard the first Christmas songs and I was like

what? This is way too early! What? The flip! I was just like... Christmas. I know it's meant to be 12 days leading up, isn't it? Twelve days? It's the 12 days of Christmas. But technically I think December. Any time December's fine. It's fine.

But this is November, man. If you put your decorations up now we haven't even had bonfire night. Which is tomorrow. Which is tomorrow. Remember the 5th of November? For what reason though? For what? What is the reason we should remember the 5th November? The gun power.

of treason and plot. Okay. I know of no reason gunpowder truzen should ever be forgot. Boom! Boom! That's,

I just remember that because of Vefendah. Is it Guy Fawkes? That's it. I caught remember his name then I was just struggling. It's Guy Fawkes Night. But you know what?

This week I was a little bit confused because I was like, right, I know we celebrate Guy Fawkes Night but are we celebrating the fact that he didn't blow up Parliament? I feel the fact that he tried.

Or we celebrating the fact that he tried to. I think it's because he tried. Which side are we on, you know? Guy Fawkes. I don't know. If you guys know the answer to that, then can you email in? Yeah, I'm a bit curious, actually.

Chill at FubarRadio.com, if you know what side of the... Do we celebrate because he tried or because he failed? Exactly. I just know that we like... I think tried. I think because he tried. I think it's because he failed. We like a trial. We like some of these tries.

I mean, I don't think any other terrorist in history is going to have a... Is he a terrorist? Well, yeah, he tried to blow up Parliament. That is a terrorist act, to fear. You know? Gunpowder. Exactly. So, I don't...

really know. Oh, it's getting a bit grey, isn't it? I don't really know. If you guys know, let us know. Team Guy Fawks. If you guys have any other questions for Wall of Comedy Boys or myself or Kevin, then again, tweet us at Fubar Radio or email in Chill atfubaradio.com. We love your emails. We'll give you a shout out. So this week, musically, I've gone through and I've picked all my favorite songs from my favorite 80s movies. So it's a pretty 80s heavy soundtrack. Do you know any 80s films? No. No. Not really.

Not really. What films, you know? What's the one with Tom Cruise and he flies the plane? What? What's it called? What? I don't know. Oh, uh, Top Gun. Top Gun.

That's a good film. It's a good film. Tom Cruise flies plane? Yeah, top gun. I don't have any Top Gun. With his middle tooth. A tooth right in the middle. Somebody told me that the other day as well.

I've seen it. Once you see it, you can't unsee it. You just, that's all you. I've not yet seen the third tooth of Tom Cruise. I'll have to show you. You have to show me. Yeah. Let's Google it up.

Google it. I mean, is it like a teeny-weeny one in the middle? It's like they're just lobsided, so you notice that he's just got one directly in the middle of his face. And once you see it, you can't, that's all you see. You can't unsee it. It's just the one-toothed gopher. Just like, yeah.

Yeah, no. I saw the recent, the Tom Cruise's most recent movie. What, uh, Jack Reacher? Jack Reacher, too. Good, good movie. Never. Definitely didn't illegally download it. Never go back.

I definitely didn't watch it that way. I went to the premiere. All right. off. Don't try and press me. But what did you think of it? Good. Really good. I enjoyed it. I thought it was a bit punchy. If you get what I mean. You know when they...

Do you like that sort of like, do you like the action? I do like action, but I kind of like thriller, clever action when you're, you know, as the audience member, but you know when it just gets too punchy when a fight goes on for longer? And you just get to the point where you're like, in real life, me... All the badies happen to just go over easily, but the good guy...

Yeah. You'd be crying. You'd have definitely broken a rib, out of face. You've broken your face. Why? Doesn't bleed. Scientology. He doesn't blade. He doesn't bleed. He's a Scientologist. He's just an alien.

God, he is a weird one, only Tom. And he's so small. Handsome or attractive to you? I don't know. I'm not a cruise girl. You're a cruiser. I'm not a cruiser. Cruiser.

I like that, too. I like that. Are you a cruiser? Do you think? No, a little bit. I like him. Okay. Well, I'm going to play.

What song should I play first? To like set off our 80s musical magic adventure. Oh, I'm going to, have you seen Ferris Bueller's Day Off? Who me? Yeah. Or anyway, I'm talking to people at home as well. If you've seen it, email it. I don't think of that.

You're not seen Ferris Buc, it's on Netflix people. It's like, you have to see it. It's a classic. It doesn't ring any boom. No, okay. All right. Well, it's John Hughes. So, John Hughes, you must, you will have heard of some of John Hughes's movies.

He's my favorite director of all time. He did Home Alone. He writes and directs and really. Home Alone was like much. Exactly. It's Christmas. every year home alone. Home alone was in the...

Kevin! Come on! Oh, it's your name too! Just got that. Right, okay, so this song is from... Oh God, Nisa, that's the future. I least put my brain in.

Slow down. It's from Ferris Bueller's Day Off, and it's in the middle of the film when they end up going on a parade float. They illegally got on a prolet. Yeah, it's a great song. It sounds like such an amazing song.

It's an amazing movie. It's an amazing song. me to educate you Kevin yeah guys you're on back row and chill right I'm trying to Google Tom Cruise's tooth that looks that looks no that's how it looks no I don't yeah no yeah yeah that one's definitely fake right because apparently Tom we've just joined us Tom Cruise apparently has like three front teeth or something crazy why are they like that oh no wait here's one with the diagram it's got like lots of oh my gosh told you his teeth are not straight it's just got one middle toe

It's one big one in the middle And then surrounded by a second larger one on the side And then a smaller one on the other side Insane right Whoa Not that there's anything wrong with bin No It's just very special dentistry isn't it

Very That's mm There must be his own teeth then surely Because you wouldn't go into the dentist to get Well he should get a refund if they're not his real teeth I want one in the middle Can you imagine I just want one tooth

One tooth to rule them all Wow That's weird Okay cool well Moving on swiftly Moving swiftly on from the one-tooth, Tommy. Right, movies that are coming out this year, I had a little bit of a research.

A little bit of a research, is that what you say? What I'm interested in is that's coming out. So one of the big ones that's coming up at the end of the year soon is a film called Passengers. Don't think I've heard of it. It's the new Chris Pratt. It would be nice to have a bit of an update before I come in to pretend that I knew about.

Passenger, oh yeah. Yeah, yeah. Up for a bath, I definitely haven't heard of it. No, passengers. It is Chris Pratt, you know, from Jurassic World. Okay, yeah, good actor. You know, he's just in every...

Guardians of the Galaxy. Guardians of the Galaxy. Yeah, he's in everything right now, hottest property. And Jennifer Lawrence, the hottest queen of Hollywood. Oh, for God, she's like from Hunger Games. Oh, right.

Good banter about her as well. Yeah, she's... Careless, she just says what she wants to say, she just goes for it, isn't it? She can't be controlled. Yeah, I love her. I think, you know, she would, She could turn me lesser, totally.

Probably would turn me lesser, to be fair. You'd be lazy for her? Brilliant. Well, it's basically, it's passengers, is the synopsis of the story, is that future, future, future. Brilliant. It's in the future. And they're on a spaceship and they're putting, they're being frozen and sent to another planet. But only Chris Pratt and Jennifer Lawrence wake up.

I think I might have seen the, actually, I think I might have seen the trailer. They wake up 90 years too soon. So they're stuck on a spaceship. And then it's like bad happens, doesn't it? They woke up just in time. Well, in most movies. something bad does happen. That's normally like the whole thing.

They're here with a person. I'm trying to think. I've definitely seen it advertised. Yeah, no, 100%. They're really going hard on the... Well, all of the stuff was released on YouTube and the internet this week, so I've been having a look. I've got the trailer to play for you in a moment so you can have a little listen.

But I also looked up a bit of the facts behind the production and stuff because it's been... The script has been trying to be made for a long time. And originally, Keanu Reeves was attached to play the main guy. going to be the Matrix guy but he he's a pretty cool dude

you know much about I do know he's not he's the only guy that doesn't have a big fancy house and he doesn't he rides a subway regularly yeah he just total chill he's maybe got this wrong but someone died his wife his wife and child yeah and he just gives 80% of his all

the money that made from the Matrix he didn't he just give it away yeah yeah wow what's a man he just he doesn't really he doesn't really he doesn't really like revel in the celebrity yeah it's just like what's point so he just he just It's pretty cool. Total mellow dude.

Yeah, I love him. Pretty cool. So he was going to be in it. And I mean, I quite like a bit of Keanu Reeves. I love The Matrix. But Chris Pratt became involved instead. And originally it was going to be either Reese Witherspoon, Rachel McCadams, or Emily Blunt. They were all cast at some point and then all uncast.

I don't know why. And on the poster, a little secret little fandom for the poster. Underneath the poster, there is dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, which is SOS. It's Morse code for SOS. Oh, right. So there's SOS on the poster, just a little sneaky little. Whoever designed that, I was like, cool. And pay-wise, money-wise, so Chris Pratt,

guess, don't look, guess how much Chris Pratt got paid for this movie? I wouldn't want to think. Guess, just grab a number. 500 million, no joke. I don't know. Half a million per cent, more? He got, half a million. He got $12 million.

No. For being in this movie. I should have guessed more than half a million, but, wow, 12 million. And guess how much Jennifer Lawrence? half that. She got 20 million. She got more. She got more than gross rash.

So just between the two of them, they've made 30 million plus. 30 million plus, I know. That's insane. If I was there, I'd be like, right, let's just go all in, split it, and off we go. I won £1,000 today, and that made me happy. 12 million, 20 million. Jesus. $20 million.

What even, she's my age, she's our age. What do you even do with $20 million? But all the other, they, I'd like to know their net worth. because if they've made that just from this movie, what's you made from Hunger Games. That is, I know, that's just this movie. This is just getting silly. It blows my mind.

It's blows my mind. Oh, let's play a little bit of passengers so everyone can, like, be like... Yeah, because I'm being intrigued as well. What are you talking about? Okay, so this is the, uh, you know, the trailer for passengers. We boarded the Avalon with the destination. 120 years hibernation means he'll wake up in a new century on a new planet. But a year ago, everything changed.

You know what's going on Nobody else is awake I think something went wrong with the hibernation pies We woke up too soon Nine years too soon This can't be happening We should go back to sleep We can't

Boom Boom I don't know I love a sci-fi I do as well I love sci-fi I like period movies

Oh period movies and shows as well When it's set back in the time I love it when it's future as well Actually I like both when they're in the future and then they go back in time. What? Have you seen? Should we talk about passenger before?

We just roll away. No, no, you can roll away. You know, have you seen Cowboys and Aliens? Yes. I love it. It's Cowboys, it's aliens. You can't make this shit up. What more could you want?

You can't. There's nothing more you just never want. No, I love that. And actually, if you, oh, you should check out then. If you like a bit of cowboy, alien, weird stuff, you should check out the new series, HBO series, Westworld. Okay. Honestly, I've got into it.

Me and Joe Tasker. Yeah, it's a series. It's on Sky Atlantic. I can't take on any more series. I'm binging every night. You need to see this. Sons of Anarchy. I'm addicted.

Wait, you're late to the party. American horror story. Okay, I can accept that. But honestly, get around to Westworld. It's set in the future again. And it's, with sci-fi, you need to have a decent budget. Yeah. If you have a little, like, crappy little...

CGI things. On a bit of fishing wire. It's not working. It comes to plane. Thunderbirds are. You can't. So they've got decent budget for Westworld and it's about this like pleasure part,

amusement park in the future, a bit like Disney World but times 100. Times 100. Times 100 where people can go and everyone there is robots but they're so good robots. They're called hosts. You can't tell that they're robots.

They're so human-like. And it's about when the park goes wrong. Some they get a virus. They get a bug and all of these robots hosts. Which has never been done before. This is a special one. This is a special one. because the hosts basically people go and they pay to have sex with these robots, to kill them,

you can do whatever you want in Westworld. It's like, it's cowboy. Yeah, you sat off then, didn't you? Damn. We're not buying tickets for this. Is this real life? Well, in Westworld, anything's in real life, isn't it? Okay, I'm intriguing.

So what happens is this is when, but every night they reset the park and they fix all the robots and they wash all the robots and they reprogram them. They wash them. They wipe them down with wet wipes. They literally have to do more than that, right? Super scrub them. every day the robots get reset and they have no memory

of what happened to them but... So the robots think like they have their own fault process Yeah, yeah the robot have it and they have no memory

but what happens is they've got a virus where they're starting to remember where they're starting to remember getting killed and raped and everything and it's starting to make them glitch And then there's anarchy!

And there's gonna be anarchy I'm only three episodes in because I'm watching with a friend And what's it called again? It's called Westworld I'm gonna definitely look this up Google that one So Westworld

I'm also looking forward to passengers and another films coming out early 2017 it's called get out have you seen get out get out my ass get out my pants

it's not piggy mitchell's biography it's um have you seen anything on the internet about it i haven't okay well i keep saying it haven't then you like describe it and I go oh wow yeah actually i'll keep going and i'll probably interrupt you okay i've got the training for this as well so get out is basically a story of well

the first instance i thought it was like going to be a rom-com it's actually like a horror thriller it's about a girl who's bringing her black boyfriend home to her like middle class parents in upstate New York and when they get there all kinds of freaky stuff oh I have I have I have I have and then yeah yeah it's a little bit on the racial kind of side of things yeah it's a little bit edgy it's very I have seen that yeah right let's play the trailer for get out because honestly get out get more pub right here we go mom and dad my black boyfriend will be coming up this weekend I just don't want you to be that he's a black man.

I ain't never seen you like this before, bro. Meet families and taking road trips. Don't come back all boogey band. Come back, get your damn pants up to your damn stomach. So look, I go do my research. Apparently, a whole bunch of brothers been missing in this suburb, but it's cool. Girl, how are you not scared of this, man? I could see no brother around here.

Chris was just telling me how he felt much more comfortable with my being here. Get out. Sorry, man. Get out! Yo! Rose, we gotta go. Is everything okay? Rose, the keys.

Just get the keys. I don't know where they are. Oh my God. Get the keys, Rose. So what you can't, what you couldn't see there was that everybody in this sort of, it was part inspired by Stefford Wives, apparently. So it's like this perfect community where everyone's, you know, sort of rosy. Hot fuzz.

Bit like that. It's very hot fuzzy. But this is, but. totally serious. This film is like totally on the serious. I think it could have been a really good comedy, but they went for the serious one because it does look incredibly scary.

And so her parents, her mother in fact, is a hypnotist. A hypnotist or something. And she's doing something. She's messing with the minds of people. So it's all, I love all that. The black people.

I love black people. But that's who they're doing it to. Oh, I see. Massively. So, yeah, if you want to see the film, then it's called Get Out. My Pub. Get my pub. Get out my pub.

It's coming in February. No, it looks super freaky. So definitely get onto YouTube or Apple trailers and check out passengers and get out. They're my recommendations for the week. Right. Last week, at the end of the show, I was trying to put on a song from, again, from Ferris-Boolers Day Off. But there was a big miscommunication and the wrong song got played. What happened?

Sorry, I missed that again. We played the wrong song last week. At the end of the show, I wanted to play, I wanted to play, oh yeah, by Yellow. Very unprofessional. And I ended up playing, oh, yeah, by Moby. Which is not in Ferris New Zealand's Day off. So I wanted to get back in this as well. Actually, he's been in another 80s film.

It was also in The Secret of My Success, which has got Michael Joe Fox. You know Michael Joe Fox? Yes, from Bad to the Future. Big fan. You should check out, Secret of My Success. He's quite old, no, isn't he? You still see him as... He's forever a teenager in your head, doesn't he?

But, no, Secret. of my success was in the late 80s and it's about this young guy who works he basically works in the post department of like a massive super build and then he gets to yeah I've seen that he pretends he walks into an office and he gets mistaken for the new guy

and he basically works two jobs half in the office downstairs and half he's like working in the proper with the big kids with the big kids grown up for the adults this song was in both of those movies and it was very popular so I'm going to attempt to play again let's just fingers crosses the right one this time yeah

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We're about to have our first guest on the phone. It's former celebrity, Alison Cougall, and she has seen more skeletons than the cryptkeeper when it comes to celebrity and political dirty laundry. I'm hoping that she's got some juicy stuff to tell. Oh, so let's see if she's on the line. Alison, can you hear me?

Yes, I can hear you. Hi, Kevin. Hi, Joanna. How are you? Hi. Thank you so much for coming on. Thanks for having me. That's fine. So we hear that you have written a book about all your sort of collective juicy details from all these celebrities.

I have. I spent 10 years as senior editor of a newswire called yard.com in the state. and I logged a little over 200 interviews during that time with, you know, the most famous names in music, entertainment, politics, sports, you name it. Yeah. Oh my gosh. That's a lot of interviews. And who was your... Yeah, it's a lot.

To sort of name drop a little bit. Who was, like, your kind of favorite interview or top interview? I really love the interview that I did with Russell Simmons because I'm kind of a deep girl. I love to talk about spirituality. and, you know, the evolution of the soul and all of that kind of stuff. Probably not what you were looking to here. But, no, but he's a very deep spiritual guy, and he had a lot to say about, you know, hip-hop stars and rap stars

and, you know, some of the lyrics that they write about women and his take on it and things like that. And it was a really great conversation, and especially because my first year starting off as a journalist, whoever was his PR girl at the time, she kind of gave me the brush off she said I don't know who you are and we're not interested

click and then a few years later they came to me and offered me the interview so that was really cool also and who some others that I really loved I really love talking to Jenna Jamison believe it or not because I was just reading that actually that was probably going through my next question

the porn star famous porn star the born star yeah because it's One of my personal favorites. I'll say, oh, you know, porn star, but she was actually one of the most articulate intelligent women that I'd ever, you know, spoken to. And that kind of threw me for a loop. And she was down to talk about politics and social issues and things like that. So that was really cool.

And Mike Tyson, the Kardashians. 50 cents. You know, you'd never expect, you know, I really didn't come across a lot of ego, to be quite honest with you. Oh, really? Who was the most down-to-earth celebrity that you've ever come across? Someone who you're just like, wow, fame has not affected you.

I would have to probably say Courtney Kardashian. Really? Yeah. Yeah, I would. Probably the only one out of the bunch that would be the most down to earth, though, surely. Yeah, maybe. Yeah, real down to earth, just kind of like, you know,

just, you know, any girlfriend that you might have a chat with or something like that. And, you know, the things that kind of made her feel insecure and kind of tentative about, you know, living her life on camera, where the kind of things that would make anybody feel self-conscious. Any go. You know, you kind of, yeah. I mean, you know, there were certain people that you would really forget

that they were who they supposedly are in the media when you're speaking to them because they are sewn down to earth. So that was really cool. Was there anybody on the flip side of that who was, a little bit, you know, unreachable or a little bit on a different level because they were quite famous? Was there anybody who was on the polar opposite?

I guess, well, I mean, you know, if you're talking in terms of ego, I would say Gene Simmons from Kiss, you know, had an out-of-control ego with a dashed narcissism thrown in. He's earned it, he's definitely earned that position to be. Nancy Sinatra,

you know, Frank Sinatra's eldest daughter, she gave me a very good start. interview, but she was very uptight and very, you know, not very accommodating when I asked her questions about how, you know, she's a musician and being her father's daughter, how did it affect her career? Did it help her? Did it hurt her? You know, she was, I think, you know, the ego kind of shrouded up, and she wasn't too happy to be questioned like that. And she didn't say very nice things about me on her blog. No.

Cheers, Nancy. See? Yeah, I mean, I love her dad, so that that wasn't cool. I was kind of bummed out about that. Yeah. You know, I still love her dad. So what are you sort of up to at the moment with your project? So the book is, in what stage of production is it at the moment?

The book is called Journaling Fame, a Memoir of a Life Unhinged and on the Record, because the book actually covers all these celebrity interviews. And while it's going on, I also kind of talk about and decode. my experience with having anxiety and panic attack. Okay. So it's a hybrid of the two. And right now it's actually, it is in production. It's slated to be released in February.

I don't have the exact release date yet, but it will be early 2017. Cool. Brand new for next year. So is it going to be available probably online? It's going to be available. You know, every online outlet in the States, Canada, the UK, Australia, Amazon, Barnes & Noble. you know, books a million, all this is popular, downloadable.

Cool, we can download it on Amazon. Can we find you on any social... Yeah. Can we find you on any social media platforms? Yeah, well, I'm an Instagram girl, so you could find me at... Kevin's an Instagram, go. The Allison Cougall.com.

Not dot com, sorry, at VALISC Google. Cool. And yeah, have you got anything else sort of... Now you've got the book in the bag. that you're planning on doing next? Are you continuing with your sort of celebrity adventures? You know, I'm actually, I'm in the tech world now.

I invented an app called UPitch, which is the first matchmaking app for journalists and PR folks. So right now it's really catching on in the state and in Canada, and we hope to bring it over to UK journalists. That sounds like a really good idea. Yeah, so like that's exciting. I have a sneaking suspicion, though, that once this book comes out and all this press comes out, that I'll probably be lured back into the celebrity journalism space. So we'll see.

We'll see. Celebrity glimmered. Lord back in. And just so we can have like a sneak peek of it, maybe something from the book, is there any particular story, a favorite story that, or a bit of juicy gossip from any celebrity that you think would be fun? Well, actually, yeah, it's funny because are you guys familiar with Dave Chappelle over there? Dave Chappelle, yeah. Oh, cool.

Okay. Well, I never interviewed him, but I spent quite a bit of time with him in the late 90s and early 2000, because before I went into journalism, I actually worked for his agent at the time. And he and I became good friends because we're like, he's a little older than me, but we're about the same age. And, you know, there was one instance where I was in Playboy's college girls, like right after college. He didn't go to college because he was already on the comedy circuit.

Yeah. But I went to visit. He was in L.A. at the time when I was living there on business. He was shooting a pilot. And he heard that I was in there. So he was teasing me a bit about it. And he said, you know, can you bring a copy of your Playboy issue? Oh, and by the way, can you bring a bottle of lotion also?

I was like. Jay. What a lead. And he goes, no, no, no. I forgot to pack lotion in my suitcase. Okay. This is a little weird. But, you know, I went there and he said to me, can you autograph it?

I said, I'm not autographing this for you because he was kind of like my big brother. Yeah. I said, I wouldn't even know what to write. And he said, well, just write Happy Birthday Love Allison. So I wrote Happy Birthday Love Allison across my naked body. Sounds amazing. Do you have a copy of your Playboy magazine? For me.

No. I haven't in my garage collecting dust, you know. I mean, it was a long time ago. That's great. You can find it one day in like 50 years' time. You'll find it and be like, oh, look at me. Oh, oh, totally. Even now I'm like, you know, I look at it in the maze and I'm like, wow,

there's no cellulite on my body. That's so tricky. Amazing, amazing. Well, thank you so much, Alison. That was really lovely. So we can look forward to your book in brand new in 2017. Somebody to pack us up after Christmas. Amazing.

Yeah. In the new year. Well, all the best of luck with the app and everything else. much. You've been a great sport. Oh, thank you. Thank you very much. Bye, bye, bye. Oh my God, bring a bottle of lotion to the hotel room. I'd probably ask me.

Mr. Chappelle! Nourty boy. What a naughty, naughty boy. He gets lead points for that. Yeah. 10 points to Gryffindon. What a bro. And Jamma Jem.

I was just seeing in the notes here, Jenna Jameson, revealed that she backs Hillary Clinton. Ooh. I don't back none of them, to be honest. I know, like, we're English and doesn't we can. but I don't think none of them are up for the job to be honest. Have you seen that that internet meme which is like, I think that we should,

America should just be single for a few years and just take some time for ourselves. I like Obama. I really like Obama. I think he's great. Charismatic? He's charismatic. He's just climbed down to earth.

I've seen lots of stuff of him off interview. Like there's like recordings of him when he's not on president mode. And he just seems like such a decent man to be in the trial of a country. Yeah. I'm like, Trump. It's a bit of a risky Risky business. I have this like horrible, foreboding feeling

that Trump is going to... And just destroy the country. He's just going to win and it's going to be awful. If you're an American listening, I'm just... I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry right now. Oh, Kevan.

We've got an email in. It says, Kevin and Johanna, when are you going to do another video together again? Oh, I can't talk. I love the one you did about leaving guys alone. So true. Love Alice. Oh, leaving guys alone.

Oh, in the... You remember? Yes. Well, Alice, we are, we're in the process of making loads more videos. Stay tuned because we're, I don't know, next couple weeks maybe. Next couple weeks we're going to be. Because there's a lot of things lined up for us to be doing together and there's a lot of big opportunities. So everything falls into place that we're hoping it will.

There'll be tons and tons of content. A lot more content. I mean, we can't really say too much at the moment, but we... I wish I could, though. It's so hard. We're working on something. Big things are happening. Big things are happening.

This is getting really social. Big things are coming. I have the big thing and it's coming. It's coming soon. Oh dear. Yeah, don't worry. Yeah, no, it's on its way. Fun.

More comedy fun is on the way. Right, time for the next song. I feel like I'm educating you. This is great. Have you seen a film called Pretty and Pink? The silent, the audio thing is on. I don't know. The intensity, I'm building.

It's another John Hughes. I'm crack with names and remembering, but I probably have seen it and just can't know with it. Well, this is the first. opening song called Pretty and Pink from the film Pretty and Pink by John Hughes. Was it called Pretty and Pink? It's called Pretty and Pink. I think I just spat everywhere twice multiple times.

But yeah, it's one of my favorite songs from the movie. So let's enjoy this. It's by The Psychedelic Furs. And usually I like to be in the front, but right now this is back row and chill. Whose voice was that? That was Kent Jones. He was cool. That was Ken Jones.

Back row and chill right now. I know. Damn. We interviewed, well, TJ interviewed him a couple weeks back. And he made us some eye dance for the show. That was cool. He's a sexy, you know. Damn.

Damn. We got another email in. People are loving the 80s music. He says, hey, I love the 80s films. Please tell me you've got Breakfast Club coming up from Nina. Let me have a little look. I played some breakfast club last week, so maybe I didn't include it this week. Let's see.

We've got loads of 80s tunes, though, coming up. We've just heard that the Wall of Comedy Boys have made it into the building. Oh, hell no. Oh, oh, wait, wait. Oh, hell. That's my favourite. It's so cool. I know.

I wish you'd just bust that out in like a, you're in a queue. You just have it in life. You just, and it comes to, hell no. Yeah, ours was shit, wasn't it? Yeah. Okay, right. Moving on. I feel like we could play.

Do you want to play a game? Yeah. I like games. You guys at home can play as well. You can contact us, tweet us at Food Bar Radio, or chill at Fubarbore.com. is straight to our email inbox. We will shout you out.

Right, I've prepared another guest the movie theme tune. Let me see. From any era or just in general? It's just general movies. Okay, let's go. We've gone from general movies. I'm going to be really dreadful, but let's just...

But I need to do my fanfare because it's an official thing now. So I'm just going to do... Guess the movie theme tune. Theme thing. Wait, wait, do it again. I think you should really give it some of this. time.

Really? Are you re-additioning me? Yes. Because that was, go. Okay, let's try it one more time. Okay. Guess the movie theme tune. Game.

Game. That was much better. I'm sorry for my half-heart should. Yeah. Right, so let's just be ready. Producer Natalie, could I... Are you playing a game? I want to play the game.

What should you play with the boys? Or we've got a game. I need the answers to the game that I have prepared. So well. Okay, the minions brought the answer. There we go. Okay. Here we go.

So, have we got a buzzer here? So, oh, so I can... That's not a good one. So if you get it wrong, there we go. Let's start it off here. So what is this first film? Any guesses? Music from the film.

What movie is that? The beach? Maxer, but no. Oh. No, it's from Romeo and Juliet. Oh, I should have known this because you said... Number two. Any guesses?

No. Pearl Harbor. Okay, good movie. Good movie. This is really tricky. This is really tricky. I've got harder. Come on, this one.

This is... I know it, but... E.T. Yes! Johanna definitely didn't give me any clues then. I guess that all by myself. Number four. This is Disney, what?

No. No. Harry Potter Yes Well done Number five No, I have no clue No clues

Narnia Narnia What that is So that is really hard Number six No no Nothing Shindler's list

What? Shinla's list Never even heard of it Who is the hell Was Shindler's list And why has you got a list Number seven Yes

Yes Okay No one like shot. A little bit. Number eight. I know it. I'm just going to go, I like it. The Lion King.

It is, dude. Which was again a play. I think we discussed it last time they stole the idea from... They did. I don't. I know. What film is this from? I don't know, but I love the song.

It's from Pretty Woman? Okay. I'm not a big fan of Pretty Well, but I'm a big fan of Julia Roberts. She's beautiful. She used to have a very fan of her. armpits did you know that I think we all never shaved them it's a solemn one

it's about soldiers about soldiers save from private Ryan oh I should have known that number 11th story bang grew up on this shit grew up on this you got a friend in me

you've got nice nice rendition you're welcome number 12 number 13 well how many is there The rain... Somewhere over the rainbow? Yeah, but what film?

Mary Poppins? No! There's no place like home. There's no place like... Oh, Wizard of Us! Yeah! Well, the old one, though. Yeah, number 14.

Oh, it's that bird. Oh, it's that woman from the Adbirds. It's the bird. Who is that bird? What film is she in? The black hair, the beautiful one. Breakfast of Tiffany's. Yeah.

What's the movie, though? Breakfast of Tiffany's. Number 50. The hell is there a lot. What film? The heels are alive? No. I don't know. No.

I thought it's called the Hills Are Alive. Okay, number 16. But diamonds are a girl's best friend. Who sings this? Fudge knows. Happy birthday, Mr. President. Maryland? Yes!

Yes! Number 17. I'm a gazer, I don't really. I never knew it was. My sister watches it all the time, not me. Number 18. No, the sound of it is something quite atrocious. Oh.

Merry Poppin! Yeah! Yeah! Super talented! The Fetian! How many is there? Forever! There's 25!

Oh! Hey, Adrian! Great, okay. Oh, number 20! Number 20. No clue whatsoever. One of the saddest... It's water ship down.

Pt! Never heard of it. Oh my God! Oh my God! Don't have my God me. 21. Grace Lightning! Wonder why she is doing... Number 22.

Nope. It's from James Bond to The Spy Who Love Me. Okay, that was a tricky one. 23. How many is there? 25. Oh, gosh. The time of my life.

No one puts baby in the corner. Yes. Dirty dancing. Perfect. Oh, okay. This is fun. This is fun. This is really fun.

24. Yes, this? No clue. Not so there was. Chicago. Chicago. And then final one. Oh, I like this.

I don't know where it's from, but it's a good song. It's a good song. It's from Bridget Jones' Diary. Shit. Well, well done. I'm going to give you applause. You've got at least 16. Damn!

Well done. That was amazing. That was one of the hardest and longest quiz. If I ever come back, I want to play that game again, please. Isn't it fun? It was really fun. Right. So now I'm going to go back to a couple more 80s movie soundtrack.

So which one am I going to play? Now, oh, right. This one is from a film called Uncle Buck. Have you ever seen? Yes, Uncle Buck. Well, that's John Hughes. That's John Bloody Hughes. Oh, right, okay.

What was the other one he did? You're all getting a theme here, aren't you? Yo, you're still alive, Winston. What's, no, what? Bop's Lay team. Oh, with John, you're talking about John Candy. He was in that? In Cool Runnings.

But Uncle Buck was the same guy. Yeah, yeah, so the guy he was called John Cooze. No, no, no. Right, let's just get this. It's so confusing. So there's an actor called John Candy. Who played Uncle Buck. The fat guy who played Uncle Buck.

So he's not the one who wrote it and all that. No, no, no. No, no. He's just an actor called John Candy. John Hughes wrote the movie. Write the theme tune, sing the theme tune. He read the theme tune, things, leave, dream, so anyway, Uncle Buck, classic, 80s movie about these three kids you get left with their uncle.

Uncle Buck. Who doesn't know how to look off the kids? But this is the song that they play. It's called Tweedledy. And it's when he's making breakfast in the morning. And now this is like, when I'm making pancakes on a Saturday morning or something, this is my like breakfast cooking song. Yeah?

So anyone who's like cooking dinner right now, I'm going to help you. And if you're at home, visualize it. Visualize it. She's cooking pancakes. Set the scene. Honestly. On a Saturday morning. Syrup everywhere.

Syrup everywhere. My hair's all messed up. You know, I've got sleep. Sleep in my eye. It's fine. It's sexy. It's fine. We're going to go with it.

I'm making like bloody amazing pancakes. Sexy pancake juice. So this is Tweedledy by LeVehm Baker and the Gliders. Let's do it. Back row and chill with Johanna James and Noel on Fubar Radio. Boom, we are back. I've made my pancakes. Damn.

And isn't that a great cooking song? You just be in the kitchen. I didn't really pay much attention, actually, too. Oh, well, that's because you got distracted because all the comedy boys are in the studio. The boys are in the studio. In the studio. Yeah, I'm excited. You know, it's good to be here with

Johanna and Noel. Oh, that's a part. Get more studio, yeah. It's a no. It's not your studios. I'm co-hosting. I wish Dee was in there. Gosh.

We are. We're one man. down. We're one man down. Send Percy home. I'm trying to do your style, bro. What's that? He's trying to be a sweet one. Yeah. It's just a lot more muscular than I remember.

He came in, I was like, damn. Kevin's feeling threatened. But that's fine. I hit the gym this week. I've been, I went back to the gym. I hit it. I hit it. With what? With my head. No, I went to the gym for the first time in like many. What did you do in the gym? I did the running machine

I did the rowing machine She went in the spa She sat in the jacuzzi No But you know what Did you do that big pole thing Um Pole dancing?

What? Did you sit on the big pole Oh my There's a whole other show There What? What? I did like weights

Okay You did the pole I did the pole I did the pole I did the pole I worked the pole man I was like With all the fellas

And stuff Like did they Like do I mean Like they The fellas And they Are they bit pervy Oh yeah

Like it was actually quite bad. Like, um, like, all these like personal trainers, like, let me just help with that squat from behind. I'm like, I think I'm okay me. And they're just like, no, just need to angle you a little bit more. So... You went to gym in America? Yeah. I just popped over for the gym.

It's cheaper, you know? Guys, I just want to shout out. If anyone's got any questions for the Wall of Comedy Boys, then tweet us at Foodbar Radio or email in Chill atFubouradio.com, and we will shout you out and get your questions answered. So thank you, boys, for coming back in. Thank you for Hamid us.

You got some very exciting news because you are promoting. You're in the midst of promoting. You're very fast. And first of all, I watched the trailer other day and I just want to say, it looks so good. Okay, the film.

The weekend movie. I'm expecting, isn't it? I thought it was that news. Yeah, yeah. It's good, yeah. I'm joking guys. He's so confused. Yeah, we're very excited, man.

We've got our first feature film coming out. The weekend movie. And, you know, it's the first film which, you know, people, classes, maybe urban because black people are in it. But without guns and knives. Yeah. That's a start. Don't know everyone watching it.

So what has it got without guns and knives? What have you replaced that way? That's really good. Normal stuff? Yeah. A load of normal stuff. Normal shit. Okay, it's not that normal because we get 100 grand, yeah.

So we're three friends. get 100K in a weekend How did you get the money? Was it on the pub? Did you have to sit in the pub? Did you have to sit in the film or do you want to watch it? I'm going to definitely watch it. No, we've got to set it though, bro.

We've got to set it to the old. We can't tell it how we got it. Wait, set the time. Set the time. Put some like intense music. Yeah, you go, go, go, go. Use your deep voice like this. The second of the second.

Yeah, yeah. Here we go. Right, so it's three friends. That's it. What happens? Three friends. one bag of cash one weekend

the money gets spent but whose money is it um dun dun dun dun dun yeah I was doing that no jokes aside we should do the promo for the film

you should yeah yeah yeah no jokes side it's about free friends they find a bag of cash which gets swapped accidentally classic mistake yeah classic mistake We've all done it. We've all done it.

Movies will. And, yeah, they have this money. I play a character called Derek, who's a uni student, pretty, you know, head screwed on. I play Malcolm. He gets all the girl's type of character. Like, real life? Like, generally, that's that person's life is. Yeah, you know, I'm method as well, you know.

Keplai, Chalmy. And we've got Tyler in the group, you know, he's a bit, he's a... Tyler's got a bit of a screw loose. Is that D? Yeah, yeah, yeah. D plays Tyler. And Tyler is... In his red quarter.

Yeah, that's my That's my cause of. That's my car. I'm saying, gets on the gal. It's actually, yeah, it's definitely Percy's character's quarter, and it's not red, it's pink, because Percy likes pink cars. What's wrong with pink?

But anyway, I just don't prefer pink cars, personally speaking. Why are you in a pink shirt right now? This is live shoot, so they can see I'm not. Yay! And yeah, you know, they get this bag of money, and Derek doesn't want to spend this money, but Tyler and Malcolm convince him to spend the money

and what happens when you spend 100 grand that isn't yours. Yeah and you know what? We're not just in it. Like we've got Ashley Inks in it, we've got Squeezy, we've got whole lot of people. And you know what? It's a bit like... Yeah, it's Squeasy.

No, George. Okay, oh, okay. Get down with the kids. Come on, Kevin. I'm telling him. And, you know, it's a bit like hangover meets like Super Bad. Well, I see the trailer. I don't know if one of you posted it on social media.

I watched it. I watched it. I thought, oh, this looks good. Actually, we've got the trailer right now, So we're going to play the trailer For all the listeners Just in case they didn't get You know drawn in by our trailer We'll play that now

And then we can come back Hey, Mr Hinkley I'm back from university You went away Yeah Prison What you say you look of portion Hey day

Five of them That's five of them That's five Divided by three Oh, split it point Huck him We look at all All good, brubs.

You guys never get invited to parties like this. I mean, why do you think things have changed? Hey, Tyler. Woohoo. Hey. Um, do I know you? Oh, your life, because I'm got you put up home all right. I heard what you said.

This is most likely drug money. Has anyone around this area? I've got into a bit of money recently. Them boys there early or moving a bit flashy. Come to swing in the back. It's all my right now, man. It's all me there. Hey, shut up.

I can do so much for this people, boy. You think I learned. Origami I'm putting me to the party Big joint like a moly Cool Funny story Funny story

I love that tune That was good Did you get to pick The music involved in it Or No No he didn't So you guys

How involved were you In the production Were you purely in your characters Or did you get any Were you producing Sorry I was trying to finish The suite Basically yeah

The film was written and the original story is by Cojo it was directed by Sheridan Demeyers and we were cast to play the three characters So it was written for you essentially No it was actually it was written for Cojo 5 or 6 years ago But by the time he got it

Got the money to get it off the ground He was a bit too old to play those characters So then he needed three sexy young guys To me to step in them shoes there You know So he waited another two years and then we came along And then those are the boys who are I need in my film.

And, you know, we can't really be in, even if we are just casting a film, we can't be in a film and not have, you know, creative license and creative control to be able to put our spin on it. And, yeah, man, it was a real, it's a real collaborative process. I'd think it'd be lacking if you didn't put your spin on it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And, you know, they said to us, look, we don't want it, you know, the words on the page of the words on the page,

but we want, we cast you guys because we want you guys to bring what you do, do you know what I mean? So each scene would, like, you know, break up and have the license and freedom to just make it our own, really, and make sure that it was funny. Does anyone ever, did you do anything? Like, who brings the most wackiest stuff? You know what?

We were actually competing. There was a certain scene with money involved, yeah? Yeah. And the shot, how it was, it was like this pan. So it'll pan to someone and have to do something fresh, basically, yeah. And I remember, can I tell them? I can probably tell them. What's that?

You know the money thing? Too late, you have to tell us enough. Yeah, remember when they came, yeah. We was hiding the money in different places. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we were just competing, basically. So every time someone did something That was what made the film funnier because everyone was like

We were competing with each other On who's going to be funnier in that scene So we're pushing each other For a bit of course I'm just trying to make the sound man laugh You know when he just dropped the boo He's dying That's my aim

I love it when the directors Well I love it and I hate it Where they're just like Do something different or bring me something Extreme Be funny Yeah Bring me something extreme

Be funny That's just That's long That's the hardest one No when they tell you to be a particular emotion be funny be sad be happy that's dumb you can't do that that's the most you know what be an accountant yeah yeah yeah you can't be funny

you have to do something you know try this try that but but it is interesting when you when I saw this like hilarious meme that someone did with like this woman just like having a breakdown and I think she was throwing flour everywhere and stuff and they memed it like when the director tells you to bring them something different it's just like yeah I always go a little bit too far when I get artistic license I think in a movie

but this is cool so and the plan is obviously to do more well you guys have got a TV show right yeah yes so we did a comedy feed a pilot for BBC for BBC 3 and it went on to BBC 2 and you know that was called

the JPD show Javan Percy D show which is a sketch show which we created and you know that show is it was a pilot initially and we're waiting to hear we're waiting to hear what channel was on BBC 2 it was a major channel well

You didn't hear that part, Gave? No, I was just kind of reading the next question. Good. That's a good question. But yeah, we've got people interested. We're just kind of waiting to hear back. You know how it is, though. We're just like, if you don't take it, then we'll do it ourselves. Yeah, it's just like, yeah, we can do it one way or they.

Just keep, you know, knocking on the door. Yeah, yeah. And then kick it down if you're down after. I'll do it myself! With my own camera. You've gone to America again, haven't you? I just do that. I used to live in Canada.

You're not. As a, as a, I used to live in Canada as a kid. So, to be fair to me, like all my old VHS and stuff, I'm like, Mommy, hi. So, yeah. Cool. Okay. So I can get away with it, right? I don't know if you can. No, no, maybe not.

No, no, maybe not. But I've been, I'm starting my own little journey of, um, sketch show. Yeah, stuff. I've been contacted over the past couple weeks. They're interested in a female comedy sketch show. So I'm just like, ooh. Sorry, Kev, can't be in it. I haven't put a wig on me.

You don't need a wig, Kef. Damn. You got enough hair there. You got a hair. I'm getting it today. What's getting on? Her. Stop sharing my content.

Stop. Stop to a while ago. You haven't made any. We just, we're just throwing like some. Yeah, this is. Like, shame is just going to. Yeah, there's so much shame. Okay, I'm just going to pop a quick song on,

and then I'm going to prep you guys because I've got some challenges. We're going to do one on the live, on the Facebook Live, and we've got one just as a warm-up quiz. What kind of challenges, like, little one like last time? Little bit, no, this is more of an acting one because we're all... Did you play that bamboo bean one? Yeah.

Oh, I don't know. Like dog food. No, there's no way. Have you done any other challenge? How big is your... You haven't been that challenge? No. Oh, phone?

Is it an iPhone plus or is an iPhone? Yes. What did you guys think? Yes. How big is your phone? It's small. It's average. to the average

Samson. To the average size of 80210. I just noticed on the radio. Right, I'm going through all the music today is like from 80s movies. Wicked, let's do it. I'm going to do, oh my God, this one. I want to dance with somebody.

Close. This is another one from Uncle Buck. This is called Wild Thing by. Oh, wow. Wow, wow. No, no, no, listen. You got your voice. It's got my voice.

Ever so slightly late on that. We're talking business. Okay, right, so I've got a game. We're going to be going Facebook live really, really shortly. Exciting. So tune in. I think if you go straight to Kevin. Freshwater's page, you're going to see us all live.

Hello, everybody on the cameras. Everyone wave to the cameras. Yes, a Kevin video we can share. It's been at least three months. Don't worry, I'm coming back. There's big things planned. Don't worry. I love.

We've got, we're going to play game show. It's called scenes from a sock. Okay, so I'm going to pull up. We are. Shime the sock. I think we're like. So scenes from a sock. I've put some

improvisation scenes in here and we're going to pull them out and we're just going to see who can get the funniest. Let's do it. Okay. Yes. Everybody warm up.

Thespian. Thespian. Okay. Things you might just regret saying on a first date. Want to see my penis? I'm saying that. Yeah.

Oh look, pressure, pressure So is your dad like seeing anyone? So what did you order? Because I ordered the chips and stuff What did you order? You got the steak? I'll go on, I've got one. I've been waiting at ages for my date.

You look nothing like your Tinder picture. You're like, wow, you... Put on a little bit of Tinder? I'll get the bill. You regret saying that. Yeah. Yeah. Always.

I always spit the bill. I always. Oh, you're really going to eat all of that? That's good. Yeah, okay, I think you win that round. Okay, second thing. Weird things to happen at a doctor's exam. My God, you've got a big penis.

So, bend over Mr. Freshwater. I'm going to insert my finger. That's not weird. That's not what happens, right? I only come here for a chesty cough. Cough, please. I'd sit. Oh, no, no, that's a rectal thermometer.

I wouldn't put, no, take it out. Okay. Where's the sound like? Oh, hell no. Oh, hell to do a na, nah, not, not. Yeah, things that, yeah, doctor, okay, let's move on. Move it on. That's a tricky one, that's a tough one.

Okay, people you don't want to sit next to you on a plane. That's political. Oh, yeah, yeah, everyone's afraid to get, like, should I say that? Should I not, yeah? But why would you be doing that? It's a baby. It's a baby. Oh, yeah.

Oh, you know a baby. Oh, who did that? What the, who's? stinks yeah to be like someone maybe someone that's an unusually

big laptop oh I'm just gonna say there's a very large laptop I'm just gonna say it damn you's fat I've got one yeah you ready yeah things you say to demand them

things you say to the mandam yeah get man a talk your sister's fine you know your sister that's what you say to that's what you say to mandem

that's your sister To the mandam? Your sister's nice? Like awkward things you say to the... I was not awkward things you say to the mandam. I think it was just real things. Okay. But I'm not a mandam, so...

No, but you would say stuff to her mandam. I'd say... Like, we say stuff to the gilden. Yeah. Oh, right. What would you say to the gildem? Are you saying, babes? Yeah.

What you're saying? Does that normally work? Huh? Does that normally work? Every time. Every time. What are you saying? 60% of the time, it works every time.

If you say to the Galdem, um... Don't move, don't move, don't move, don't move, don't move, Don't rip, don't even blink. Don't move. Okay, all right, well. If we're playing that game, then it would be like. I swear this is never happened before.

A little poem, little poems. Roses are red while it's a blue. I got a knife and they're getting a fucking van. That works every time. That's like a hundred cents accessory. I bet it would work, mate, because you got a knife out. Moving on. Okay.

inappropriate things to say at a funeral Oh Okay Uh Yeah Is he Is he gonna be

I go on Go on Go on I'm still alive guys It's just a prank It's just a prank It's just a prank It's just a prank

It's just a prank Um Probably like So what you're saying What Don't move, don't move, don't move, don't move, don't move, talk stuff Go and make up some stuff Let's make up some more

What about Things that you That you shouldn't say to the in-laws When you meet the in-laws Me and your daughter He's an excellent lover Well done Um

Be like, wow I hope she looks just as good as you do at your age. To the dead. Not the mother. Yeah. Okay, anything else of four? Can I compare breasts? Definitely related.

Definitely. Awkward parent-in-law stuff. Okay, I'm going on, Toronto. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Things you say to your ex. Things you should say to your ex or shouldn't say. Things you say. Shouldn't, but you...

Okay. I miss you. Things you shouldn't say. I miss you so much. Things you shouldn't say. That's easy, isn't it? Oh my God, I've got this new boyfriend now. He's amazing.

It's like so much... I miss you. So much better and better. Take me back. I miss you. No, that was said to me, my ex said to me when I met. He was like, I'm in love. I got this new girlfriend and like, the sex is just so good.

What is he Italian? French. He just out there. He just went out and said it. What? He said, I've got this new girlfriend and the sex is just so good. Yeah, he's like, I'm in love with her. She is an amazing lover.

And I was like, I just did a whole new experience of the sex. I never knew before. I was like, oh! That was particularly. But do you think he was lying? or did you get a genuine consensus? No, I think he was genuinely, like, in love with this girl. Okay.

And I was like, that's more appropriate, mate. Don't tell me about your sex life. It's just not, you don't even. But then, you know what, nine months later, he texted me. I miss you. I'm like, oh, it wasn't love. You won that battle. You won that battle.

Won that 10 points in more. Things that you shouldn't say to an ex. I don't know. What should you not? Well, you definitely shouldn't say anything about the sex. It's an easy one, though, isn't it? That one. You might want to get yourself checked

That was a good one, Gov Well done, Gov It's tough, it's tough when you've got to improv off the top of it It's a bit pressure, it's like a bit pressure What it is, we're not stand-ups, isn't it? We're just social comedians And we don't script nothing You don't have been pranks

Okay, well done, that was good I think that's the end of the Facebook Live So thanks for tuning in Like and share the video With them Follow me. Yeah, please follow Kevin. I need some help.

Right, let's run along to some music. I'm going to go for, oh, this is another one from Uncle Buck. It's like a triple hat trick from... Love it a bit of Uncle Buck. Have you seen the movie? Uncle Buck. So good. John Hughes, 18.

No, I haven't seen it. It's a classic. The guy who wrote Home Alone. You haven't seen it, have you? No, I ain't seen it either. Well, you should go home and educate yourself. So this is... Oh, we got educated.

All right, guys. This is bus to move. All right, we'll see. After the break, we'll see. Bucking. This is Kent Jones. And usually I like to be in the front, but right now this is back row and chill.

Sexual. I love his voice so much. A little bit of back row and chilling. Have you ever chilled in the back row? Who was that, by the way? That's Ken Jones. Okay, okay. In the back room?

If you ever back rowed and chill? Like in the back row of the cinema? And chill. Yeah. Like Netflix. That's not really the prime seat for cinema, no? Yeah. Yeah.

Be like in the middle. Not if you want to go and watch the movie, it's not. Yeah. He's always there. I haven't back seated and chilled. Have you, John, have you backseat? Yeah. You took a bit longer.

Because this was a conception that you've obviously come up with. I'm brave. I'm in the front. No, but back row and chill, this is your show. You front road and chilled. Yeah. You're front road and chilled I'm an exhibitionist

Have your Netflix been chilled? Who hasn't? Oh you've been Netflix and chilled? Who hasn't? Have you BBC Wondon chilled? Have you David Attenborough? Actually, we do like a documentary.

We do. And here we have Okay. It's not weird? Well, I think it could enhance. Look, that French guy, I don't know what was game. What we got there is a koala bear. And here we have a wild Frenchman.

No. It's honestly, it can work. It's like, and here we have the lioness. And like, you just get involved. But how long do you keep it up for? Like, you've got to drop it sometime. Because you're focused on... Yeah.

The lion goes in for the kill, and then so do I. Yeah, pretty much. Do you just make light noises then? You know what? I'm going to leave it up to everyone else. Which animal you would like to take the form of. But I recommend animal roleplay. Animal roleplay. I do.

I think it's, you know, throwing faces at each other, like monkeys. Whoa, whoa, whoa. You never done that? Just me then, yeah, okay. Anyway, let us know at home if there's any unusual chill situations you've ever chilled in,

then, like, email in, chill at fubouradio.com. Yes. Okay, right. I've gotten another quiz. Okay. Another quiz. It'd be the first quiz that we do today with you. because it's a Christmas-themed quiz

because I heard the Christmas music in the shops the first time this week and I was just like this is too early and inappropriate probably the first time this year though because they don't really do it every week do they no well the first time I've heard this week oh so you heard them last week the week before yeah it didn't affect me

we haven't even had bonfire noise I'm like what are you doing so I thought I'd do an inappropriate Christmas timed quiz now okay so I'm going to like, I'll have my buzzer as well. I love my buzzer. And okay, so if anybody knows the answer, be like, I know, I know, I know, I know, and then we'll see. Okay.

So, who wrote the, it's quite hard as well. Okay, okay. Who wrote the original story that a Christmas story was based on? A, Gene Shepard, B, Edgar Allan Poe, C, Charles Dickens. Charles Dickens. B. A. Edgar Allan Poe. it was

A, Gene Shepard Charles Dickens was the only done on me What point to me Yeah, I thought that but Charles Dickens wrote Scrooge Not a Christmas story Okay so So this is

Talking of Scrooge In Disney's 2009 A Christmas Carol Which actor voiced Scrooge And all three Christmas ghosts Say that again Sorry I missed In Disney's 2009

A Christmas Carol Which actor Which actor voiced Scroo and all three ghosts Jim Carrey? Well, I didn't even give me the options, but yes, it was Jim Carrey. Okay. In the original Miracle on 34th Street, which two department stores were extensively referenced in the film?

Was it A, Bloomingdale's and Macy's? Yeah. Was it B, Lord and Taylor and Bloomingdale's, or was it C, Macy's and Gimbals? Bounder's and Macy's. A. Bloomingdale's and Macy's. Wait, what was it? Bloom Delt appeared twice in that, didn't it?

It was Bloomingdale and Macy's. B, Lord and Taming D'Lan. Taylor and Bloomingdale or C, Macy's and Gimbles. A. A or B? I'm going to be. I'm going to be. A. You've got to go B. Bloomingdale's was never mentioned in this movie. It's Macy's and Gimbles.

Gimbles is the massive toy shop. I try to be really confident with them. Triced you. Definitely. It's a prank. Okay. According to Will Ferrell's character, Buddy the elf in the film Elf,

what is the best way to spread Christmas cheer? By singing loud for all to hear. Yay! He's not even an actor. Right, okay, it's gutting. Which star had a breakout role in How the Grinch stole Christmas? Was it A, Chloe Grace Moretz.

Was it B, Miley Cyrus? Was it C, Taylor Momson? Taylor Momson. You're saying what? You're saying A, Chloe Grace Maris? And you're saying Taylor. It was, in fact, Taylor Monson. Aha.

Ah, ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. You said it because you didn't know. Did you know that or did you guess that? Ha! Who suggested?

Yes. Well, yeah, what's her? She was like the cutest little button that were like, Cindy Lou. And then she went like, Sydney, Lou. He can do a good who. Well done.

You can do good who's, everybody. We're hooves. We should cast for the mix of it. I love the Grinch. I love it. Hed, head, double hate, low than tiny.

Love that film. Yeah, so Taylor Momsom went off the rails and pretended into like this crazy slut girl. Do you not know her? Google her. Google Taylor Monson.

Look, you like, educate yourselves, right? Educate yourselves. What website are you on Hub? What? Taylor Monson.

Taylor Monson.com. XXX, I don't know. Right. In Home Alone, which pet does Kevin unleash on the... Kevin! This is not fair. This is not fair.

He does. It was a snake of German steppard or a tarantula. It was a tarantula. I bet that was the last one. Okay, here we go. Let's final one. So what is the name of Jack's Skeleton's dog in A nightmare before Christmas? Oh, I don't know.

Is it A? Are we going to get some options? Zero. Is it B. Spot? Is it C? Jacqueline. Spot.

Jackalanton. Spot. Spot. The winner is zero. Jack and you. Oh, hell no. Hey. I'm to the na, na, na, na, nah.

Well done. Okay, I think Kevin, you did win that quiz, actually. You won the Christmas quiz. Sorry, boys. It can only be won. Kevin wrote it. Yeah, we set the same page. Are you fans of Christmas?

I'm a big Christmas fan. I love it to the spirit. I basically just spend it eating and watching TV. That's like the family. We don't really bond or anything. Have you got like... Yeah, I'm trying to switch up that, man. I'm one of four.

Have you got siblings that are like obsessed with... I've got a little... Oh, like, my sister's nine. My big. sister Christine Freshwater because she's listening she's just text me Obsessed There's a channel actually on

I don't know what channel is based Just Christmas movies all day long Is this watching it in October Like texting me on Do you know what gets peak? Like when you got like brothers and sisters And you can't do it And then you got to buy them all presents

Yeah What is like dude This is the technique It's getting expensive There's a technique here You start an argument in October You fall out of them all You fall out of them all

just before Christmas You buy no one nothing And then after you go Hey let's make up It's New Year's news resolution Let's make this, we're friends You've done that before Yeah

Or I'll just get a flight to Spain And see what Mike Mitchell That point is in a row What? These millions of views getting what The millions of views Getting like yeah Like presents and stuff not?

No What? The millions of views you guys get Like they're getting like presents And stuff like this year My page is My page isn't monetised And get a penny

For my millions of views But I do it for the fun Guys I'm in it for the banter and the fun. I used to say that. No, one year, though, I did get my Christmas presents stolen.

Oh. You got grinched. Like, legit got grinched, yeah. Not from your family. Which is it is? Yeah. So, we went up to my grandparents every year in Birmingham,

and what happened? Birmingham? They broke into the house. And so normally we get all the presents, and you go downstairs, and there's presents everywhere. I'm from Birmingham. It's a very sad story.

Yeah, I'm sorry. I think we need a little bit of the sad music. So, what happened was he came down? Christmas Day? This is like more of a sexual sad thing. That wasn't right. I was very young.

Back to that animal stuff, isn't it? We know what she was. But then, no, they came and they stole every single present that we had. And at first I thought it was a prank for my parents. Because, like, we came down and my mom was like,

I'm really sorry our kids, but the presents forgot stolen. I know. That's unfair. And then I started laughing, like, ah, oh my goodness? Yeah, they didn't even buy. you know, presents, they're just like,

the presents got stolen kids, like, sorry about that. It was a cheap year. No, then all the parents started crying, and then I knew that it wasn't a prank, and it was, it was, it was like awful. It's a good thing that you lot are going to be buying us presents this year. But again, on the same, man, Christmas saying all about the presents, guys. No, I had my presents stolen, it's all about the presents.

That's like when they say it's not all about winning. It's about taking part. Oh, shut out. We should do see Christmas Santa. we should there we are it's cheap and we all get a present okay what now

uh cheetah I got to a glass of water fresh on the tap um from fresh water fresh water yeah

sorry um I'm tired let's go for another song actually oh my gosh we're like so much air time it's so much fun having you guys on but we have to go to our film review

section next so we're going to say a huge thank you and goodbye and good luck for the weekend movie wait yeah and go and go into OurScreen.com. Yeah, because how do people come and see that movie?

Look, your tickets. This is an independent film. Let's do it. It's an independent film and they're all just to get it out there and to get more made. We need you guys to support us. You've got any exciting music for this? Any? That's right, it's fine.

I'll do it. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, ready. So what do you need to do? We just, yeah, drop in the film. In order for you to support our film. Yes. We need you to support us by coming to the cinema. You can get tickets by ourscreen.com.

And you can order a ticket. And once a ticket has a ticket. You can watch it. Just do that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The weekend. Shout to you, man. Thank you for having us.

Thank you. Thank you for coming. Appreciate it. That's all right, guys. Thank you so much. We'll see you on soon. Love and guidance. Johanna James on Fulbar Radio.

That was from Ferris Pulas Day Off, but it was, of course, written by, and performed by the Beatles. So we, I've got Kevin Freshwater still in the studio with me, and we've been joined by Lucy Patterson. Hello. Back for Film Club again. Film club time.

Right. So, oh, my computer screen just glitched. It was like a, it was like a horror movie. Oh, scary. Scary stuff. So, what have people been watching this week? What have we been loving or hating? I actually went to cinema this morning.

This morning. I had a day off work on purpose so that I could actually go and see the accountant. Oh, the new Ben, thingy film. Or Christian Slater is my mom's head. Yeah. Oh, how was it? It was really good, actually. Okay.

I've got a few things to say about it, but where I'd been watching the trailer quite a lot, because they released quite a few different ones. I was so, so excited for it, because I love Ben Affleck and Anna Kendrick. She's obviously in everything. Oh, yeah. She's just kind of, she's a tiny part in Twilight,

teeny, teeny part in Twilight, and now she's just taken over everyone. She's just gone, yeah, exactly. But, yeah, it was a really good film. It was a good, dark, twisty thriller, and, you know, the story was really well thought out. What's this story with the canon? The accountant.

Yeah, Ben Affleck, basically, he's an autistic child. Well, yeah. Okay, I will agree with that. He's an autistic child. He's an autistic child, quite severely autistic. And the story is sort of told in a non-linear fashion, you know, with lots of flashbacks to different time periods. It's not even, it is all over the place, I must admit,

but you do have to really think to get your head around here. To work it out. But he ends up turning into this, like, ninja-esque title badass. and he's an accountant for drug cartels, the mafia, you know, all these people... Oh, I've seen this advertised, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, and he gets hired by this firm that thinks someone's stolen money from him, and he has to find, you know, the hole in it. He's like this total genius with maths.

I can't really say much more because it really will give the story away, but it's about him and his life and his past and trying to move on in his present and things like that, and it's quite clever. Who does Anna Kendrick play? She is the employee at the firm who found what she thinks is stolen money and he's bought in to obviously find the stolen money and when he finds it there's an entire shitstorm that goes down

and she sort of gets caught up in it You know, proper calling the shit And he is trying to protect her really So I can't say anymore because it was just really There's just, you know, that's all I can really say about the story But it was good but it didn't really know what it was you know when the tone of a film is completely jumbled. It could have been this really quirky,

like sophisticated dark drama, but it's got like John Wick type action sequence in it and there's a bit of rumcom in it and I'll sit there thinking, well, what is this supposed to be? It's a bit of a mishmash. It is a mish, but it's a mishmash. It's a mish-mish. It's a mish. It's a mish.

It's a mish-mash. A mish-mush. Or what they call those quilts that you sewed together. It's a patchwork quilt movie. yes bit this bit of that yeah definitely shit it's actually really good

it is a good film worth seeing definitely I haven't I'd give it a 7 because it had no idea well yeah yeah I suppose so

it's a Friday it's because it's a Friday yeah you know happy Friday a couple of bottle of wines really it's bad best movie ever

that was in cinema earlier well I have Well, I haven't been able to make it to the cinema this week. Busy, busy, be. But I have been watching and catching up on my Netflix. And I have been watching the new series of Black Mirror.

Oh, yeah. Did we talk about that last movie? Yeah, I saw the first episode. And then me and my brother went through and we watched four more last night. Did you binge right into the way? We binged. And just one more, just one more? And then it's fun.

It's like, no. We binged, watch Black Mirror. And we actually binged. As well, like we went and we broke into my mom's Christmas chocolate stash story, Mom, if you're listening. I'm going to replace it. But we, so we binged on chocolate wrappers and were like this huge pile of chocolate wrappers and watching. But honestly, Black Mirror is incredible. It's basically episodic, a bit like the Twilight Zone.

So every episode's a completely different story, completely different directed production. And I thought, oh, with that, then maybe you don't ever know what you're going to get. So maybe one's going to be crap. I literally can't choose between the first five. Really? It's incredible. Whoever's brains wrote and everything about the series

is that there's always a twist. I always think that as well when they're so in debt flying it's crazy. Who writes, honestly I would love to have that sort of brain. Like inception and things like that. Oh my God.

How do you write it stuff like that? I know. It's very, very inceptiony, like very much. So the first episode was obviously what I spoke about last week about being on the social media in this world. A lot of them are set in the future so that you've got artistic licence

to be wacky and sci-fi. but yeah like a world where everyone's on a particular social media app and everybody gets judged and rated and if you've got a certain rating if you're over 4.5 you get certain access to you're treated like royalty and if you've got lower than a three then you're treated like crap and so then the second one was called playtest and it's all this guy who's traveling the world

and he gets to London and he needs some cash his car doesn't work so he signs up to be a games tester which you think oh fun Yeah, fine. This is a good job. Bit Monopoly. Not that kind of new. He signs up to this really secretive

Japanese high-tech brand and they basically put this computer chip in his... Bit extreme for Monopoly. In his neck. It's the new monopoly. Now 2019. He gets this computer chip in his neck and it basically messes with it.

So it's a bit like virtual reality but messing with your own senses. And what it will do is to scare you, properly, it will go into your own memories and create the scariest things it can think of. So if you're scared of spiders, guess what's going to be in the game? Oh, wow. So the whole thing is very inceptiony, and it's about the guy. He can't work out what's a computer game.

It's called Playtest, was the second on Black Mirror. And then another episode we watched, which was amazing, was all about, in a sort of post-apocalyptic. There's this guy in the army, and it's his first time out, and there are these things called roaches. which is a... Sounds gross. Yeah, a subspecies of human and they're trained all their life to kill the roaches.

And it's... But then again, I can't give away the twist without watching it, but it's basically all to do with the twist is, again, all to do with... He's a roach. Perception and, yeah. And it's... Every single episode of Black Mirror,

it parallels... Because my brother was just saying, oh, well, this is just about race. And I was like, yeah, of course, it's a parallel to something... And then another episode was all about This one, Kevin, you'll get this one It's all about

Social, no, no, because you were Kevin, you get this one, right? No, no, no. You don't understand nothing else to do around. This one, you're going to get it. No, Kevin, you'll relate to this one. It's all about social media And people, basically, it's called

Making people responsible for being a troll. Oh, if you troll somebody Because I have freaking hate trolls. Trolls, man. So basically, yeah, saying that people are keyboard warriors, but if, What if there was a physical consequence of your trailing?

So it was all really clever. And they made this this hashtag. They should be. They should be. And if you use the hashtag, if you troll someone with this death hashtag, basically like a death wish. The thing is, though, with trolls, they don't actually exist in the real world because I've never had anyone come up and say, like... Oh, of course not. No.

No one said to say. Exactly. No one would ever say. And if they, they'll see it. What do they still think? Trolls are like crickets. Haters are like crickets. You hear them.

You hear them. But as soon as you go near him, they quiet. Yeah. Yeah. So it was... Good analogy. Is that the word? So I think that was possibly...

Yeah. Possibly one of my favorite episodes was all the one about basically a series of... A hashtag was trending on Twitter called hashtag Death 2. And whoever gets the most votes, votes ended up dead. Oh my God. And it's like the police, it's like the police are looking into how the hell did these people kill these social media viral things. And it's just absolutely amazing. We were up until the late hours last night

watching Black Mirror and I cannot recommend it enough. And it's on Netflix. Which is just so easy. And somebody you must know has Netflix so there's no excuse, not to see it. Right, so I'm just going to pop to one of our last songs. This is from a film called Some Kind of Wonderful. I love that film.

Yes, Lucy, I hope you'd know it. Again, John Hughes. This basically has been the John Hughes show. John Hughes is my favourite. He's my favourite director. Next to Noel Gallagher, obviously. He died a couple years ago, and I was. I was so gutted because...

Oh, I was. I really felt like I wanted to cry. I always dreamed that I was going to somehow be in one of his projects or connected to one of his projects. It's never too late, Jaya. You dream that dream. But he's dead, but okay. We'll work around it.

Wegeable. Maybe. Monopoly. So, this is a film from... This is a song from Some Kind of Wonderful. It's Miss Amanda Jones by The Rolling Stones. Such a good one. Love that song from that film.

Good old Rolling Stones. Yes. So, finally, what film? Kavan? Oh, Christ. What can I hear? Sorry, guys. I thought the show is over.

We've just five more minutes. Okay, and bang. We're baggots. And bring it back in the room. And you're back in the room. So what was the other thing you went to see, Lucy? The Light Between Oceans. Which is the Faspender.

Yes, Fastbender and Alicia Vikanda. Vakenda, who actually fell in love in real life? Do you know what? You can really see it happening as well. It's so beaut to watch. What's the film about? I don't really know much. It's a drama. Right. Michael Fassbender plays this war veteran, World War I think it was.

He comes back from war. You know, he's a damaged person. He's thinking, okay, what can I go and do to get myself away from everybody? So he decides to be a lighthouse keeper. That's very seclusive, isn't they? Very away from everybody. I think they're in Australia, because they keep talking about the Commonwealth, and they're definitely not in England.

so I think they're in Australia. Okay. I probably should have researched that, but didn't. And before he goes, he has dinner with this family. And you can see him and the daughter, which is played by Lizzie Fikanda, having a little sparked match over the lunch table. And it so happens that she ends up, they get married, and they go and live on this little island together.

In the lighthouse? In the lighthouse, yeah. And a boat washes up with a dead man on it. And an infant. A little girl baby who's crying and still alive, obviously, the dad's dead. Yeah. She killed him. Yeah, probably with her rattle.

So they decide to keep the baby. As you do. Don't report the death. Send the boat back. Keep the boat and the baby. Send that back on again. Yeah, exactly. But before this all happened, they lost two babies of their own.

So she's not in her right mind. He's against it from the start. But she's like, no, I'm going to keep the baby, whatever. Do they keep their potty? They bury it, bless them. They do bury it and he marks it with like a stone so he knows where it is. I mean, him straight away, he knows that this is absolute madness

and it is all going to come back and bite him in the ass. And I mean, you can see from the trailer it does, the child's mum turns up and it all unfolds into this, you know, really lovely but also heartbreaking story, you know. So it's good overall, like a, yeah. I liked it, yeah. I thought that it was amazing performances. Maybe one for the DVD?

Or is it worth a cinemite? I would say if you are a cinema nutcase like I am, then go. If not, I'd probably wait. Like I said, it was me, Baz and loads of old people. I don't really know how to get. It was really good. Now it's the end of the show, Kevin.

Okay. Now we can relax. Goodbye. I'll be a little bit of the same. Right. Thank you so much, Kevin, for coming back again. You will be back again, I'm sure. Thank you again, Lucy.

Thank you for having you. I challenge everybody to go out and watch more films and come back for a film club, which is called, right. So the last song is by The Smiths, and it was in Ferris Speed of Stay Off and many other films. It's called, please, please, please, let me get what I want, because someone's going to want something at the weekend,

so let's just sing this on the way. On the way to the pub. Goodbye, guys, I miss you already. Until next time. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you more.

I love you. Good times for a change. If you enjoyed this podcast, please don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes.