Back Row and Chill with Jahannah James and Noel Clarke - Stay Home Special Series - Episode 12 - Brian Tyree Henry and Haydn Hades

Episode Date: November 14, 2016

King Noel Clarke joined Jahannah James in the studio this week. Haydn Hades chatted to Noel and Jahannah about his short film The Dark Room and an upcoming sci-fi comedy Eris. Brian Tyree Henry was initiated to the Back Row and Chill crew. He talked about the FX series Atlanta. Lucy Patterson reviewed Nocturnal Animals and Street Cat Named Bob!

This is a Fubar Radio podcast. Go to Fubaradio.com for more details. Back row and chill with Johanna James and Noel Clark on Fubar Radio. Good afternoon. Yo. Everybody. It's back home and chill. It's back row and chill.

Clarkie and Johanna James. The king is back. And the queen. Can I be queen now? I've done this. You're always the queen. Oh, perfect. Yes.

Just because I'm king doesn't mean you can't be queen. And you may have not noticed this, but I'm a man and you're a woman. No. Yeah. So therefore you can consistently be queen Whether I'm here or not Whether the king is here or not You can always be the queen

You are the queen You know the queen They're always in really in charge Aren't they? The queen Yeah because you guys have the goodies You have the crown jewels At the king

We got the jewel That the king always wants So really you kind of always in charge And in chess as well Like the queen's more powerful Queen protects the king Yeah And can move anywhere she wants

On the board As long as I get the goodies You can do what she likes That's how I wrote my That's that all Also guys I don't know what you guys Who's been fucking around

My chair is still messing with me. Like, you guys might be listening to the show. Now I have a consistent battle with this chair. He tries to disrespect me every weekend. He's beginning to try it again. So let's hope it doesn't happen. What he doesn't know is

every week I come in and fuck the chair of. Yeah. Well, welcome to the show. We've got a pack show today. We do. Backcountry, we've got entertainment news. We've got some guests coming in. Hayden Hades, who's a writer, comedian, and director. Fantastic. We've got Brian Tyree Henry.

We're going to be getting on a call with him. Yeah, Paperboy and the new FX show from Atlanta. He's going to be on the spell with us. By Donald Glover. We've got Lucy Patterson coming in for more film reviews. Fantastic. Top trailers to show you. I did an interview with Aaron Taylor Johnson, who's, some people know him as Quicksilver from the Marvel movies.

Some people know him as Nowab John Lennon. He played as Nowhereboy. Or Kickass. Or in Kick-U, he's the Kick-U-U-S kid. He is Kick-Ass. So I met him last week, this week. I had an interview with him about his new film. Great.

Sounds amazing. Nocturnal Animal. So we've got a full show. Sounds like he's a wonderfully friendly young man. He was marvellously unfriendly. Such a disappointment. You know when you want to meet your idol and you kind of picture them being a certain way

or you kind of picture it. Yeah, this happened to me. Because you only ever really see them when they're in a film and you don't actually know who the hell they are. And it was so weird seeing him in real life because he was just so boring and so dull. Wow, well, it happens, man. It's happened to me before.

Yeah? Yeah, man. It's happened to me before. You've met your idol. I met Samuel Jackson, who was someone I loved and respected. and I was like, I'm a big fan, and he said, that's like a kid saying they're like ice cream. Oh, that's so, what a burn. How did you come back from that?

I just like, nothing. I just didn't say anything. I was like, fuck you in my head. I was like, all right, cool. That's how we're going to roll, yeah? I'm never going to have your money. I'm never going to be as famous as you. I'm never going to be in all the things you've done. But I'm not going to be treating no one like that.

No, no. I mean, I think you're quite good because I've seen you meet a lot of whenever we're out and about. There's always people being like, hey, you're in you've a guy, you're going. and you always know you have a photo, even if you're in the middle of something, you'll have a photo, you'll say it off. And we've been out, we've been out, because, you know, people who don't know,

we don't random, we have a show, we know each other. We've been out loads of times in many, many places with big, big crowds. And, I mean, you've seen me, known me for years. And, yeah, I think, like, whenever someone stops you or whatever says you're fair and I always try and be as polite as possible. No, it's a good attitude to have. I think when people, I don't believe anyone's above anyone else, really. Even, you can have respect for people's craft,

but there's no reason to do that, Samuel L Jackson. and be a douche. What a douche. But no, yeah, Aaron Johnson, he was disappointing in real life, but he was not disappointing in the film. In Nocturnal Animals, the new Tom Ford film, he was incredible.

And it's weird, because I like, I mean, I know Aaron a little bit, and I quite like him. I wanted him to get, like, awards years ago and stuff like that. I know him, so it's weird that he behaved like that. Maybe he's having a bad day, but it's still no excuse, is it?

He's a great actor. I think I was just trying to be, you know, I'm like, when I'm interviewing people, I can be a little bit of a dick as well, and I'm just, I was trying to get something really funny from him and he wasn't playing ball with me so I ended up looking like a bigger dick

but you'll hear that later on the show I'm gonna play my interview whatever happened you guys can make up your own mind that's how we roll on this show how we roll um we would like to hear from you what you're up to what what you're watching at the moment what you think is good what you think is shit so emailing you can contact us and we will shout you out if you email in we'll shout you out yeah tell me what film you're seeing what tv shows are watching what is absolute crap and what's great yeah what are you like who are your idols that you'd like to meet or if you ever met someone and been disappointed. Don't be scared to say me either. You can.

You can, yeah. Some people are very disappointed at how, you know. How wonderfully polite I am. Wonderfully polite. His phone is that? That's my phone. That's your phone. I'm allowed to have my damn phone. It's my show. So if you want to contact us, it's chill at fubaradio.com, or you can tweet us at fubar radio as well.

We're on the Twitter. Are you on Twitter much? Me, yeah. Do you tweet? I tweet. I tweet. I tweeted about four times today. You're a regular tweeter. Yeah, because I did a thing yesterday for a job coming up and I had to do a face cast, so I sat there for 40 minutes and I'd done it on a time lapse.

I saw that. So you had your face completely smushed in plaster? Yeah, two levels of plaster and then a thing... But how do you breathe? Do they leave? You breathe through your nostrils. They just give you two little holes for your nose and you breathe through your nose. I would genuinely have a panic attack.

Yeah, you can't be claustrophobic. I'm a bit claustrophobic, so I would try my hardest. Yeah, you actually go to my Twitter or Instagram, Noel Clark, at Noel Clark right now and have a look at that actually. It's pretty fun. Yeah, I saw a bit of it, and you have time lapsed, because how long were you in there? 40 minutes, but it's down to 29 seconds. Why were they casting your face? It's for a job, I can't tell you, man.

Mystery. For a job. I lied once. What do you think I'm doing when I'm not here? Do you think I just take days off my own radio show with Joanna James? No, I'm working. I thought you were just prepping the show every week. That's what you do.

That's your job. That's my job. But I lied in an audition. They were like, are you claustrophobic? Because you're going to have to go into a space suit. You're like, no. And I was like, I'm like, claustrophobic, no. And then it wasn't until I got on set that I wasn't handling that well.

And they're like, you're a bit claustrophobic, aren't? And you're like, maybe just a little bit. But actors always do that. How many times? You have to lie, you have to like. Can you ride horses? Yeah. Of course.

Can you swim with sharks, me? Yeah. It was actually the same audition. I mean, I lied basically the whole way through. They were like, do you know any martial arts? I was like, do I know martial arts? I'm a kid five. I literally had to Google before the, I had to YouTube, like, martial arts.

moves and try to pretend that I didn't do them. No, that's terrible. To be fair, I got it, I got through, but I winged it. That was called like, winging life. Wing two, yeah? It was a wing chune. Great. Wing chute. I'm going to go back to my song choices for the week that you're

probably going to likes. I will save you. So the first song that we did was from the new movie Trolls. I was a good song. I've seen Trolls too. I like it. Did you like it, the film? Yes, it's a good, obviously it's a kid's film. It's an anime. But some animations, they can, they can, and raise the bar, there's like a subliminal adult level. Yeah, it wasn't too much

of that, but it definitely was a good film, you know, and I'm sure they'll be selling loads of merchandise, so, you know. Yeah, I mean there's trolls, anyone else seen trolls? Trying to bring the trolls back. Well, I've been listening to the album this week and that was my favourite song from it. Have you seen the movie Sing Street? No.

Because that's a brilliant, like, out of almost nowhere, random Irish hit. It's about this like group of kids in the 80s in Ireland who they're trying to impress this girl. well one of the main guys trying to impress the girl so they make a band and they're trying to make a music video on like the first ever

VHS thing and they all just have these big dreams of going to London. Everyone in Ireland at the time wanted to go to London and find their fortune it's just a really good little independent film like I've heard of that. Who's in that? Sing Street there's oh again loads of unknown loads of unknown kids who were just

out now yeah he came out of cinema earlier this year and but again the soundtrack's great everything about the film is just Like, it's just dead on. So this is the... What the hell is that noise? I know, I can hear a school too.

That's bizarre. Someone boil off the kettle from you. We're going to throw that boiling water on those children. I can hear like the ghosts of children just dancing. I've never heard that before. Let's throw boiling water on those kids down there. That's weird. They're following us.

So this is a song called Riddle of the Model and it's by Sing Street. It's, yeah, from the young guys from Sing Street. It's the Bat Roads. Great. I wasn't too bad. Well, for these young Irish kids in the 80s, I love a bit of 80s. That wasn't too bad. I mean, I still promise you guys that when I can be bothered,

I will come up with a better playlist and save you from Johanna James' terrible music choices. I have got, I take time and effort, and I look through CDs and CDs of stuff. All right, you guys need to email in, you need to email in at whatever. Chill at FulbarRadio.com. Yeah, and tell me if you like Jahana's music choices, because I feel like the world is dying. I feel like Donald Trump would not have gotten power had I not let Johan James play these songs.

Do you think it's all down to me and my music choices? Yeah. It's like the butterfly effect. It's the butterfly effect, yeah. So that, I mean, we have to just probably touch on Trump. Trump would touch on you if he was here. Oh, good, he would, wouldn't he? He would. How would he greet you?

He would just grab by the, the G. The J.J. You can say the word on our show. Pussy. He would grab you. Donald Trump, that's how he rolls. Oh, I mean, I was so sad. I had this weird, like, premonition feeling before the week.

People were saying, oh, it's a joke. never get in, you'll never get in. Joke, joke, joke. And I was like, you know what? The world is just as such that it is dramatic and shit stuff happens. And I just feel like the entertainment gods are going to be like, ha, world! Yeah, there's a lot of bigotry and stuff like that and a lot of crazy stuff.

So I was surprised, but also unsurprised at the same time. Just very, it's very sad. He's such a douche. That's a horrible word. Dush. And I was looking forward to there being like the first woman president. I was like, well, you did the first black president and do first woman president. then do first woman president, then first child president.

They were working their way down. You could have had a horse next time. Yeah, exactly. The first horse, that's president. President Raccoon or whatever. Yeah, rocket raccoon. Can you imagine? That would be awesome. So, yeah, I was quite sad about the trumpage. But hopefully it's not going to be, you know, the end of the world.

It's just four years of crap. Hopefully it's not going to affect our film shit too much. So let's get on with what we do. Yeah, okay. I'm sure we'll come up at some point during the thing. Well, entertainment news. Entertainment news. What's been going on?

Do we have a jingle for that? What do you guys do when I'm not here? Where's our jingle? Where's our entertainment news jingle? We've got coming at what's coming up. I'm coming up. Yeah, that's good. Got to let it go.

So, all right, hit me. Yeah, what is coming up? So we've got the Beauty and the Beast. They've dropped a teaser trailer online last week. And there's been lots of, everyone has an opinion. Because when you try and remake anything, everyone's like, Love it, hold it, don't give a shirt, so... Well, you know, the funny thing is,

we talked about these remakes a few weeks ago when I was in, and we made a joke about the Lion King, and then, like, two days later, they announced that they're doing the live-action Lion King. Live action. How crazy is it? The beauty, I'm like, I'm both... I really want to see it, I can't wait for it.

I actually like all the actors who were in it. I'm a bit sore about the fact that it's Emma Watson playing Bell, because about... Did you audition for it? I know, I didn't, but I literally wrote a script word When I was about 16, I had an idea. I was like, well, can you imagine a live action film of Beauty and the Beast? But not so much a Disney one, more the original novel.

Yes. La Belle Alebette? Yes. And I kind of like read the old novel and I sort of wrote together a little script with my friend. And I thought, oh my God, that would be an amazing, glorious film. I think Disney stole your script. I think they did. And then when I found out of Emma, I mean, she already stole Hermione off me.

So as a young actress. Well, here's something interesting. There are two bits of trivia from that film. One is I actually auditioned for that movie. Did you? I did. Were you, Cogsworth, the clock? Ah!

No, I think I was the sexy candle. I forget his name. Lumier. No, I wasn't. I don't remember who I auditioned for. It might have been... The Beast? Yeah, it might have been The Beast.

I don't actually remember, honestly. But I don't know an addition for that. Also, Luke Evans, who's one of the stars of the movie. Yes, he plays Gaston. He does play Gaston. It's absolutely tremendous actor. Recent news for those Luke Evans fans out there, he recently signed on to a film called 10 by 10,

which is a really cool thriller that he's shooting next year which happens to be written by me how crazy is that? What a crazy world! What a crazy world! And no that is, I actually do like Luke Evans because he started off in the hobb...

Well, not started off, but like he really kicked off from the Hobbit. The Hobbit and stuff. He did a lot of theatre before that as all and really popped off. Yeah, and I watched the Dracula film of his recently because it's on... Yeah, it's on Netflix. I watched that the other day.

And I just kind of got a bit more... respect for him so I was like yeah he's great he looks good as Gaston he physically well as when mates I'm sure you'll be on set I'm sure you'll meet him I'm gonna have a little little spireu

you're gonna have a little spyro what's that spyroo with my little I thought that was like a secret code for something a little moment I'll grab him by the pussy but no yeah great hey it's legal now though

Trump says it's the presidential greeting greeting isn't that so I think it's only fair for you girls to grab men by the grab them they'll probably like it though that's the thing you have like 20 men trying to say hello to you in the street

kick him in the pussy there you are how do you like that no cool so beauty and the beast people are like I love it I don't like it

apparently Emma Watson refused to wear a corset so in the other one Lily James played Cinderella the last Disney remake and there was a bit of a hullabaloo because she wore a really really tight corset and they were like

is it CGI is she really skinny is she anorexie and apparently Emma Watson pulled a massive of like feminist thing and was like I'm not wearing a corset in this film. So they had to design all the costumes just without. Without the corset. Without the corset, which is weird because it's a historical film.

So that's kind of annoying. I'm kind of with Emma in terms of like, you know, why do we have to conform to like women have to be a certain shape and stuff like that? So I understand that she didn't want to wear it. I get that if it was set in 2016. Yeah, but it's set in like 18th century. Set in like 1754. Yeah.

Then wear the damn corset, man. Like that's what happens. It's part of the... That's like the little guy. playing the beast going, I don't want to wear the fur. I'm not going to wear the fur. No, he's going to be clean shaven. He's going to be clean shave and have a metrosexual beard. It's 2016, I'm not going to wear the fur.

He's going to have a hipster tash, that's all. Come, dude. Yeah, so there's a bit of, I was kind of like, okay, well, cool, you stuck to your guns, but also like... Maybe Emma's the type, you know, doesn't want you to, like, open doors for her and stuff like that. Like, don't get me wrong, I get it. Anyone can open the doors, but there's, like, there's, like, levels of sort of feminism where it becomes, like, well, I'm just being polite. Let me open the door for you, whatever. Well, I was a bit, well, costume, I trained in costume before I did acting, so I always love it.

So I was a bit, a little bit like, oh, I was looking forward to the costumes and whatever, you know, when we're a corset, cool, cool, cool, cool. Look, I mean, I think she's a great actress regardless, so, like, you know, whatever she does in her personal thing, if she, you know, she doesn't want to wear a corset in real life. But I think if you're playing those sorts of roles and it's a set in that time. It's part of the job. Then maybe it's part of the job, man. Sometimes people become such big stars that they just start saying whatever they want. And I just found an iPhone. That's a food bar's iPhone.

Oh, is it? Yeah, we got a Snapchat on that at the break. Oh, do you? Yeah, we do. I'm glad you told me that. Yeah, just going to like, oh, this is a nice phone. Yeah.

Right, the other film that's coming up, which I thought was funny. I saw it. Initially I saw the advert in the cinema. It's called Office Christmas Party. It's Jennifer Aniston. Yeah, Jennifer Aniston and a lot of the top comedian royalty from America. So I thought that was good.

So you should check that online. And I've actually got, I've downloaded the trailer to play for you guys now. The premise really is that this company who's going, it's like a big banking company in New York, and they're going under, and they've got one chance to impress this client and sign a deal. So they think that if they show him the best Christmas party of his life, they might sign the deal. The deal and whatever. Sounds fun.

It's just silly, and it's like, yeah, it looks amazing. So let's play it, and then we can, like, see what's going on. Let's see if it's. Oh, somebody's getting. I am. Oh, no. It's my sister. You're having a Christmas party tonight?

Oh, it's not a Christmas party. It's a non-denominational holiday mixer. More inclusive. Well, whatever you call it, it's not happening. All right? It's canceled. This branch is failing. I'm shutting you down.

You've got to give us a little bit of time to turn this around. All right? If by some miracle, you can close Walter Davison his $14 million account, their jobs are safe. Done. You'll see you're going to look so stupid. Then we'll finally have something in common. God damn!

It's so mean! Guys, what if we show them? the greatest time of his life at our Christmas party tonight. This is how he saved everybody's job. It's not the worst idea. Walter? Do you party? I used to.

Do you party? Yeah. What's the wildest Christmas party you've ever been to? I couldn't tell you. I couldn't possibly tell you, man. No, too much stuff. Too much shenanigans. What about rat parties?

Oh man. I couldn't tell you that even. That's all secretive. Look, the thing about this film is like sounds like one of those films that obviously is not going to be like you know, an awards thing, but it sounds fun. It sounds like those parties that we all wish we could have and those rap parties and Christmas parties that we all wish we could go to.

Yeah, everyone has the office party where they wish that they could just like get their boss drunk and tie them up in this. Everybody knows about, like we work in entertainment business so slightly different, but everybody knows about Christmas parties and offices. When these people have their offices and then the Christmas party comes and then someone's thrown up in this place, someone's drunk over there, someone's getting bummed over the photocopying machine. Like, we all know this happens.

I want you guys to tell me, you're looking forward to most about your Christmas parties. Yeah, what's the wildest thing you've ever had done in a Christmas party? Chill at Fubouraddy.com. Email us in, we'll shout you out. That photocopying thing doesn't, doesn't, wasn't made up. Yeah, people do it. People do it.

People do it. I didn't do the butt. I did my head. You didn't do your bum. I shoved my head in, which apparently there was all those rumors that you could blinded and get cancer and stuff, but I like, you're still here? Me and my friends, like, we all squitched our faces in and... That's awesome.

And that was pretty boring. See your face all the time, but... But it's a squished up scanner face. so it was a little bit more cool. But, yeah, no, that's, I want to go and see that. That's the type of Christmas movie. I like a good kid's Christmas animation. Oh, you know what else is coming out, though?

Another Christmas movie that's coming out that I think will be with. Bad Santa. Bad Santa, too. Two. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Because Bad Santa One was a fucking great movie.

Yeah. I love a, yeah, Christmas movie. I wish you could watch them all year. My favorite Christmas movie ever is National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. You ever seen that? No way, dude. You ever seen that? I have seen it, but mine would be...

I watch it every year. Every year? What about Home Alone? And Home Alone as well. Oh, actually, that's the Quarry Good, close second. There you go. What about Miracle on 34th Street with that little girl that became Maturro and is now like a blogger or something? Mara Wilson.

I have seen that one. Well, didn't catch me as a kid so much. It didn't catch me so much as a kid. I was more, I was more... I tend to go to Home Alone, Christmas vacation and then possibly Elf or the Grinch. The Grinch, man. Jim Carrey is a good. I think I'm going to show my kids home alone this year.

they've never seen. No. But you know that you're going to get, you're going to find like pieces of Lego everywhere. Well, my five-year-old is like that anyway. He's like that damn thing anyway. Like, I swear he sets booby traps for me every day. I'm pretty sure he does it.

The best bit of that film is when the guy's trying to stick his head through the door and he's got the gun and he's just like, hello. I can like rewind that bit and rewind that and rewind it. Yeah, it's fine. It is a great movie. Oh, and again and again. Um, right, the next thing that's coming out.

So, all, and things coming out on Netflix. Oh, Netflix are how I love the. I love the Netflix. because I just wish we had the American one. I hate all that license. You know, I've got... We'll talk when the music's on. Talk off her.

Okay. I used to be able to get it through my PlayStation bar. No, no, that's illegal. We don't do things like that. How dare you? I would never, we never do things like that, ever. I think it's frowned upon rather than illegal, but... So the...

A series of unfortunate events, which is coming out. Lemony Snickets. So, there was the film, like, what, 15 years ago, with Jim Carrey. Jim Carrey? Which didn't kind of go down. I think it, like, the people who love it, love it, but it wasn't, like, a massively popular series.

And apparently, I think the writer of the book wasn't quite happy with how it turned out. Well, I wouldn't be evil. So he's gone on to produce properly alongside Netflix. A series of unfortunate events? A series, like, done again. And this time, Neil Patrick Harris is playing Count Olaf. Great. And they're going to make it true.

The book's dark, apparently, this series is going to be darker. So it's not going to be as fluffy. I think it's going to be a proper... How do you find Netflix? I love Netflix. I love Netflix. I mean Netflix is changing the business, but I do love them. It's the only one that I pay to sign up to you.

I don't have Amazon. I don't have now. I don't have any of the, I have, I have, I have net, I pay for Netflix. I pay for Netflix as well. I pay for Netflix. I also do have Amazon Prime, but I let other people in the household pay for that. Okay. What are you kid?

Them dad, the eight year old should be paying rent. He's eight, he should be starting to pay rent soon. In the Victorian times, he'd be out. I got a five-year-old doing booby traps. To the factory. To the factory. I mean, what's this? What's going on?

Chaos in your house. That sounds like Christmas, to be fair, though. And a one-year-old who just says, I love Netflix, and I'm really excited. I'm kind of excited to see this one because it looks, again, Neil Patrick Harris. I didn't even recognize, I had to Google who it was playing

because his prosthetics was so good. So, see, that's what the face cast is for, prosthetics, see? Yeah, there you go. So is that just starting to shoot, or is that coming on to? No, that's done, and it's like I've seen the trailers, and I'm not sure exactly of the release date.

Fantastic, I'll have a look at that. There's not a lot being released about it. I was trying to do my research. Guys, if you've never read Lemony Snicket So Lemony Snickets was going to be like a kind of pottery thing You know, not magic, but it was going to be that sort of world It never took off, but you guys should read some Lemony Snicket's books, a series of unfortunate events.

They're really good. Pretty good. So that's what's going on. What is also coming out, so coming out on DVD is Central Intelligence, which is the Kevin Hart and Dwayne Johnson. The Rock. If you smet, The Rock. Yeah.

And I went to see earlier in the year, I went to New York to see the screening and then interview both of the guys. and I actually really enjoyed the film I was jet lagged off my tits like it was hard to focus on the film I bet you focus when you saw the rock though didn't you well yeah

but actually the thing that was amazing about this film is that Kevin Hart normally plays the funny guy and the rock plays the straight and they completely reverse the roles so in this one Kevin Hart it plays this straight kind of uptight accountant and the rock plays the silly and he plays all the funny and I give

the rock like 10 out of 10 for his comedy he's got comedy bones serious comedy bones. He's always had that from wrestling days, I think. But yeah, I didn't think it came across in his, like, kind of first string of films. He was like, Scorpion King and, like, muscle and this and this and that. And this one, he can do silly and good silly. And, yeah, I really liked it.

So I actually interviewed the guys, and I've got a couple little, like, X. Exa. Exert. So I can tell that word. I struggle, but because I tried to teach the guys some British slang and, like, British accents with the guy. So this is me and Kevin Harton. And Dorey Johnson. Wow.

You need to know some British slang. Like, Safe bro, means like, yes, all right, you're all right. Are you safe, bro? Are you safe, bro? And you can say, oh, lao that, lao that. Like, if you're gonna go up to a girl, you got chirpser. And um... It means, like, grab her butt.

Churps is to talk, like, like, to you. Oh, I'm chirping. Hey, I'm chirping you. Do you guys know what mashing is? Oh, we know what mashing is. I'm gonna mash it up. Really? Ooh, maybe not.

Well, that's a different meaning then. When you mash a girl, sexual. Oh well I'm gonna do a lot of ma- hey girl You gonna have a chops so I'm gonna chop you so I can mash it up I'm gonna mash it up no Hey You just snack down the you know I gave a little too much right? Did he just a smack down the vagina?

What was the moment that you knew that the bromance had begun? First time I heard him laugh Yeah, yeah for me I think I'm gonna go with me you pulled up and you had to pick up truck and you slammed the door It was like boom and you were like daddy's gotta go to work You remember that? That's when I said, hello. I didn't think anybody heard me. No, no, I heard it.

What would be our song? How about that song? I'm the man. I'm the man. Yeah. I love that. So what you didn't see there, but you could see on the full interview on my Facebook page,

is that I went to high-five Kevin Hart. Because I came up with something. I was like, yeah, great idea, high-five. And he left me hanging, like, properly. Well, maybe he couldn't reach out. It's quite short out here. He was very tiny. So maybe he couldn't reach you when you were high-fiving him

maybe he was embarrassed that he couldn't reach you And thus, I was like, no No, they both didn't get, they just left me hanging on the high-five It was like one of the most embarrassing, but also the most amazing moments of my life Like that's terrible that they did that to you And but it was maybe because when I met them first Before the interview we were there on like three really high stalls And it was just Kevin sitting down at first

Dwayne was like chatting to people So I went to sit next to Kevin and say hi And I was going nervous, obviously it's Kevin Hart And you said you're so short Kevin And I think I said something along the lines of like, ah, we look so small, our feet swinging everywhere.

Like on these high, I meant because of the high chairs, not because he's small. So you insulted Kevin. I think I just walked up to Kevin Hart and said, like, basically, oh, you're so small, your legs swing everywhere.

Wow. So that's possibly why. Why, he left you hanging on the high fire. Yeah, I think I've just worked that out. He seemed to still be quite polite to you, though. I've got to say, they didn't seem too angry at you. No, I mean, no, it was.

It was good. And afterwards, um, uh, like, the rock pulled your side. He pulled me aside. And he was like, and he was like, well, I'm Missy, like that was really good. I thought he liked my tattoos.

Did you lay this smack down? No, unfortunately. No, but it's weird, I feel like I'm meeting all the family though, because I've met I met Kevin and, well, Duane earlier this year, and then this week we met his cousin.

Yes, we did. Nia Jackson, Lena. So she's in WWE for the most amazing female wrestlers at the moment. She is. Hardcore lady. She's a champion, I'm sure. But she's also so lovely outside of her character of WW. So it's just really weird.

It was like, oh, I met your cousin this year. And then we met another cousin. So I'm slowly... Who was the other cousin? Roman. Oh my gosh. Yeah, do you not remember meeting Roman reigns? I did.

But I met Roman, it was all a bit of a blur. Because he's my favorite. He's my favorite wrestler. She nearly slipped over herself. Like, she's like, oh, Roman. I'm like, Jesus, let's just take the picture. I was making a mess, to be fair. But, um, they're their cousins.

Oh, I don't know if they are directly cousins. But they're all cousins, yeah. Oh, that's why they're all so, like, big and beautiful. Yeah. Well, I feel like I'm, you know, I'm meeting the family. I'm studying getting in there. I think it's only a matter of time, you know, speaking of that, you know, if you look about where Dwayne is, where the rock is,

I don't know if he'll ever be as big, but I think it's only a matter of time before Roman starts acting as well. I hope so. Because he's got the look as well, isn't he? He's got, yeah, definitely, definitely. I can see him in many an action role. Yeah, you'd be watching all of them, wouldn't you? Hopefully in them.

You know, under them, everything. under them in them I love Roman Remember if you're listening I love you Okay Did you do your thing yet This year last year next year No I need to do that

Because I got a photo No let's not tell them Don't spoil it I think they need a bit of reference now So a year ago I was hoping to get a photo call With Roman Raines And he wasn't there

But a cardboard cut out of him Was so I got a photo With this cardboard cut out And then this year I managed to meet him In person and got a photo With him And I thought I'd make a meme

Of like the one year Carball cut out Second year meet him and then I'm going to like Photoshop me and him getting married and I'm going to tweet it to him like next year I'll be like next year baby

yeah you've got to do it I can't wait for you to do that I'm going to do that this weekend take my black ass in it though I totally will right next song next song it's going to be

please save us help what is it it's by the police okay okay okay okay yeah great it's in many of film I'll leave up to you over the break

to see you if you can guess watch film it's from every little thing she does is magic check it out this popinson it's Kent Jones and usually I like to be in the front

but right now this is back we're on chill I love, I just keep that eye dent on we had Kent Jones in a few weeks ago and he did these amazing eye dents and I love his voice so I'm like, that's fantastic Hey, you can keep me in on my show Ken Jones amazing

We've got our first guest in the studio Welcome Hayden Hades Hello I was thrown off by you You were thrown off by the fact that it's such a terrible cheesy stage name Are you from hell by only chance? I am, that was the idea when I was 16

I was like hey, wouldn't it be cool if I had an alliterative name. Like a superhero. Illiteration, I love it. Yeah. But in fact, no, I just look like a... Am I allowed to support it? You are? It's a Vibar Radio.

Oh, fucking great. You can say anything except cunt. Okay. Well, I definitely wouldn't be saying. I was going to say bell-end? Is that... Yes, fine, man. That's appropriate. Yeah. Well, that's what Fubar Radio stands for. So, fucked up beyond all recognition.

Yeah. Yeah. Well, welcome. Just remember. Don't say cunt. That's the only thing. Okay. Just not. No, cunt. people never know what to do that they're like oh but you said it but you're saying it well welcome on the show so heyan you are a writer comedian director yeah just just everything

all round awesome haids of all trades a haids of all trades i've been applaud that i've got to applaud that amazing um and we met a couple years ago in the audition room we did casting couch was it no no well i was that i was prepped and ready for that which was She'd learn her lines and everything. I was deeply disappointed. Actually, weirdly, I was referencing that audition a bit earlier in the show. It was when I lied and said that I wasn't claustrophobic and that I knew martial arts. Yes.

We were looking for it. We were looking for a five-foot tall East Asian woman. Martial artist who was not claustrophobic. Martial artist, a general non-clostrophobe or phobe generally. And I remember them like, you're going to be in a space suit. So you're cool with a... And I was like, yeah, fine. It was only when we got on set that the director was like,

you're not okay, are you? You're like, keep it, I'm fine. It was a, what was it? It was a Chinese high altitude pilot's experimental flight suit that, I suspect the test pilot had chundered him for them once because it was like,

smell of sick, it was like really tight. Oh, no. And I was like, don't worry about it. I was, I was being, I was been, yeah, I've been a pro and like just getting on with it. It was very good. So if everyone who's listening, it doesn't understand what we're doing,

we shot a pilot episode of a British sci-fi series which was written by Hayden and it's still in all that because people don't realise when they see shows like that are on Netflix or anything but how many years of prep work and pilots and teasers it's called development hell right development hell yeah so we're at the moment

we're in a good stage let's just say my lips are very chapped because it's the tip of my nose because that's all I seem to do It's like, hey, I've got this great show and it's in space and all this stuff and it couldn't be more awesome. They're like, you know what,

we like, that other show that was already successful? Yeah, you're like, oh, okay. But I think there's, I think that it was, well, what made me want to audition was this show is, it kind of reminded me of like good, old school Doctor Who that British, because I think British people

can do sci-fi pretty well. Indeed. I think we do it really well. On a budget. On a budget. Well, Doctor Who's budget is pretty big now, It's big now. But I think there was something really cool about the original Doctor Who,

where it was kind of like everyone was just like, we're going to make it in space on 50p. And it was still really enjoyable. And yeah. Yeah, it's great. So hopefully. Because in space, everything's covered in bubble wrap. And then sprayed green.

Yeah, tinfoil. And funnels, kitchen funnels. When we shot the pilot, we did it three days in a sound studio. And we literally, when I arrived it was a sound studio. And then hours later, it was a plan. planet. You bought in how many tons of Earth? I physically brought it. I'm not a big man.

You could see me. You'd be not impressed. I've been much bigger voice than but I moved about four tons of full as Earth I think it's called and you're... And I built the skyline that was my bit. And there was rocks like proper, they looked like rocks they were actually just foam stuff

I was really impressed by yeah. And you got near those rocks and they'd sort of wobble slightly. Don't touch the rocks. So do you guys think this is having programs myself right what what again we always try to let the listeners understand a bit about the business and when you're in development hell sometimes projects can take a long time to set up or a long time to get going do you guys have any

idea about where where we're going with ERIS and what's going to happen with it's it's um it was a weird thing because it started I don't know probably like you know you're a writer as well right you start with an idea and for years I'm like oh I've got to write stuff it's got be low budget I've got a right thing you know kitchen sink drama I'll be We can't afford a kitchen sink. I'll just be two people in front of a wall discussing, like, domestic abuse or something. Breeze block or clay block, because we can't afford breeze block. It's like we can't go on that estate.

It's got to be the other one. So I thought, you know what, I can't be bothered with it anymore. I'm just going to write the most outrageous thing I can possibly think of. And it was an idea that I had sort of swimming around for ages about, you know, doing a female, having a female hero who represents mankind, but isn't the stereotypical. sort of very often you get in sci-fi, the sort of butt kicking. Yeah, no, I accidentally kick my own butt kind of here. Yeah, sort of man in drag sort of a thing.

I wanted somebody to feel really real and vulnerable. So anyway, I wrote this pilot. Not thinking it would go anywhere to amuse a mate of mine. And he was like, this is what I want to do. This is actually fun. Brad came along and he was like, this is what I love films from the 80s. Brad, Brad Watson, yeah. He was the director.

And he's massive, like a huge 80s film buff. Yeah. And he said, you know what, this is, this is me. Let's get the plastic rocks. Let's get the guy called John Shunrad who makes all the sort of animatronic effects and those sorts of things that speak to him. Let's just go all out for a kind of retro feel. And we could actually do this with very little money. If the storytelling's there, you probably know, you know, if you feel you've got a story there,

the way you tell it doesn't really matter. Exactly. You know, it's like, I've got a comic book version, we've got various things. So that's the idea. Convincing anyone else to give us money. That's the stage right now. Ritter at now.

I'm speaking to a producer that produced the short film I made recently called The Dark Room and he does stuff with, you know, Jack and Dean, they're on, they do like a web series. Oh, yes, maybe, yes. Yeah, they're like, I don't know, like a comedy. duo. He produces them anyway. So we're sort of pitching. We're going to say, well, we'll try for TV

and then we'll see. Maybe it'll be online, maybe it'll be something. Maybe it'll be finger puppets. Well, here's the thing. I mean, obviously in the years since you guys have done that, TV itself has changed. The very fabric of TV has changed. There's much more opportunity with places like

you know, you guys actually have a pilot. You know, going to our Amazon or Netflix is a lot easier than it would have been say, two, three years ago. Yeah. How many media... I mean, people are telling me the next generation

TV is slightly... It is dying, actually. And everyone's... Hardly anybody actually sits down and watches live TV. Kids don't, do they? They're just... It's recorded, it's on a box set.

You all the time with your Skybox set. You're just recording everything. With my SkyQ, darling. SkyQ, you just upgraded to this, like, amazing Sky thing. And, yeah, in the future, everyone's just watching everything on their phone. And when they want to?

Yeah, on-demand, on the phone, internet. The future is... Now. So, yeah, hopefully people... And even to inspire people on... Because I make a lot of comedy content online just on a YouTube channel or a Facebook page or people can start to make your own stuff

if you've got ideas. Because that wasn't even possible a couple years ago and now people can... And you're very funny. Thank you. Thank you. Well, I suddenly remembered as well that audition, because I pretended that I knew martial arts

and I pretended... Yeah, you did. We saw through that. Brilliant. Sam was like, yeah, she doesn't know martial arts. Nah, that's just bullshit. You had a martial arts expert, and I was like, oh, I just walked in the room, like, oh, my God. But you're going to give me points for just... Oh, you were amazing, though.

Having to go. Yeah, she was all like wailing on every... My job was to stand off camera. So every time, like a bit, because all the... We couldn't afford more than one prop. So every time a prop exploded, because she was handing out ass, left, right, and sent. Take it up. They're ripping somebody's kidney out and throwing it.

Like, so I'd be... My job would be to the kind of catch it. I don't remember. Attach it. And Payton always dresses exceptionally well. So it was a weird, on set, everyone's in there, like, set gear. There's, like, full as earth everywhere. And then you're there with, like, shoes and a shirt.

No, honestly, it's exceptional. I thought that was, I don't know, I was a salesman for years. So I always just thought that's what you had to do to turn up for work. Turns out you get very sweaty. Indeed. Yeah, on a film set, yeah, definitely. I was like, yeah, I look fly. Don't come too close.

Right. We didn't pop to another song. come back. We've got every week we do a movie theme song challenge. And as your first guest, we're going to see whether you can go up against Noel's reigning championship. I feel like I've already lost this one. Let's see.

Depends if she's chosen some obscure Swedish music or something like that. No, this is the opening song from one of my favourite musicals ever. Love a bit of that. I will give you that. That is awesome. Not only is that a great song, that is an absolutely brilliant film. And, you know, that is amazing

when you're, like, when you're starting your commute and you start to strut down the street, you can't tell, like, I'm listening to that, because I'm just like, they can't even dare, they can't even dare, they can't even dare, never, ever. You would never, like, why? Why do you make something that's, they couldn't? Why try and fix something that's not broken? Yeah, they couldn't. And I love the fact that everybody's, like, in high school,

in their 30s, and it's just, well, that's it, it's, yeah, you know? There's way too sexy to be actual, like, spotty teenagers, is that. And Olivia Newton John was 30. She was 30 when she played 17-year-old, Sandy. Really? 30. Really? So, I was. was 28 when I played

19 year old Sam the man. Really? Why are you? Yeah, but black don't crack, so... That's right, it doesn't, man. So you're fine. That's right, but you look so menacing. That whole lot. Because I didn't want to come in. Thank you, darling. I'd be up against the wall. Getting wailed on. Thank you, darling.

Is that why you bought offerings of sweets? Well, that second sweet didn't help you did it. Hayden's the first guest on the show who's actually bought gifts offerings. He bought us some sweeties, some Swedish. Swedish, I believe. Super Salmiacs. And which one of them, Moomin, they're brilliant, they're really lovely. And the other one, nah.

It's fantastic. The Moomin one is wonderful. It's like a little, almost like little jelly baby. A little sugary jelly. And this Salmon, Salmiak one, it's like a... Hold on, we have some, you need to try one of these sweets. It's like a salty... I can't even describe it.

Salty, licorish. Shit. It's a pastile. A pastile. A pastile. A bit like a fisherman's friend. Yeah. This is not the fisherman's fucking friend

This one is definitely not his mate It's very fishy This is fisherman's enemy this one You say that now But if you were pitching and yarring on the North Sea right now You'd probably love it Well I want a delicious bonbon But I also want to vomit

What can I eat That will like What's the middle ground What's the middle ground? You should see their faces out there They've got the sweet too They don't like it out There's one out there

I kept it in for a while But no This is great. All the producers in the box are just spitting it out and vomiting everywhere. Look at Nat's face. She's like trying to find someone to wash her mouth out with.

This is brilliant. Right. Oh, we've got a couple of emails in just to quickly dial. It says in true British style. We have had our Christmas in the local pub every single year. Around three years ago, I walked into the male toilets

to see someone stood up in the urinal, passed out, piss everywhere. I took a photo, but I've lost it since. I was from Jamie. Awesome, Jamie. That was terrible that you. lost it. Passing out standing up in a urinal, urinal. That's impressive.

That is an impressive feat. That must have been aptly plunkered. That is impressive, man. And we got another one here from Susie. Hey! She says. At my last job, I just started and I was invited to the Christmas party. I had a lot of melon cider and was cider and was sick all over

the table in front of my new boss. It was so mortifying, but luckily my boss forgave me. Love the show, guys. Suzy. Well, Susie, the fact that you threw up all over your boss is right in front of your boss is terrible. I would have fired you personally, personally. Oh my gosh.

You'd have been gone, girl, gone. Melan cider, that would have been a fruity concoction of vomit. Of course I wouldn't have fired you, Susie. Thank you so much for love on our show. Yeah, thank you. If you want to email in, and if you've got Christmas party horror stories, it's chill at fubaradio.com.

And now you know he's not going to fire you. This time you should throw up on him. On him. See how close you can get to the face. With the melon seeds. With the melons. Oh, no, yeah. Sider's not the one, is it, to sort of overdose on

and have come back up. I recently, just did I merge, I challenged myself to drink a whole bottle of wine. Fantastic. How did you do? I nearly got to the bottom and then I did. Woke up, like in prison. I vomited.

Did you chunned? I chundered four times and it was, I felt very bad. More than bad, but I didn't have a hangover because I think I got it all out. Jeez. Yeah, and I'm normally a drinker. I don't normally drink, so that was an interesting bonfire night.

Why did you challenge yourself to do that? A bit of a crappy bonfire night and I didn't get to go to fireworks and I was just... Soundsed like those fireworks in your place So I thought, hey, let's make... Let's do something explosive From my inner gut

So I just was having wine at home I was watching V for Vendetta And chugging at wine glasses And I think I didn't realize I'd had so many Until I sort of stood up and then I was like, whoa So yeah, I'm an experience drinker Did you, did you have a, the key is to have like a pizza Or something, something really cheesy

Because it'll line your stomach No, I didn't do that again, I didn't, I didn't You weren't thinking. It wasn't premeditated, you see? No, I just, it was just like an off thing. A rookie mistake. I bought a packet of sparklers and a bottle of wine. I looked like an absolute weirdo in the same space.

I'll have a packet of sparklers, please. I know, I know, Rose. You could have set fire to your whole place. I could have. That drunk with sparklers. Sparklers in my hair throwing up into the toilet. But, no, I think, oh, I think my mom's listening. Sorry, Mom.

Sorry, Mrs. Mrs. Bennett. Yes, Mrs. Bennett. But no, I've learned, I've learned, let's put my, can't put me a wine now. I've learned that I can't have a whole. bottle of wine. I'm in fact... Well, I think you're supposed to drink a whole bottle. That's the thing. But I hear a lot of people. It's supposed to savour a glass of it. Like that. Just like swish it around. They go, mm-hmm. Cheeky. Yeah. I just neck it. Yeah. I just necked it. Like tequila and it wasn't. It didn't agree with me.

Right. I think it's time to play the movie theme song challenge. All right. Let's do it. And I think whoever loses is going to have to take another one of these Salmon-Ecky. No fucking way. Oh, man. Horrible things. Um, okay. So here we go. Oh, where's my, where's my answers? Let's see where my answers are Here we go So nobody cheats, nobody looks Nobody's cheating And I'm going to just keep a little tally

I'd like to start by saying The king has returned as usual The king has returned Retirement the king Great movie Um Average average I liked it

Right Not the best of the three Of the nine Of the 18 Okay here we go So I'm going to try and see if I can just keep them rolling through So if anyone knows what it is

Just call out And first to call out here Can I just surrender already. I'm really old. It's either a theme song or a song or a song that was in the movie just so make it.

Because it's getting hard. Week by week is getting harder and harder. So let's step it up again. Okay, so here we go. What movie had this song in it recently? I'll give you a clue. It was a recent one this year.

Bridget Jones's baby. No. No idea. It was Suicide Squad. Zero point to everyone. Nill point. Yeah, nil point. Number two.

Kind of easy this one. I mean... Is it the theme song or a song in it? This was in Bridges Jones. The movie Purple Ray? Yes. Damn it. I feel like that's a bit of a cheap.

Wonderhead. Purple rain, yeah. Yeah. Told you I was old. You might get this if you saw any kids' films this year. This is in Finding Doree? It's an animation. Trolls.

Pets. No. Yeah, damn it, yeah, it's, um, what's her name as well, isn't it? Shakira. Shakira. Okay, number four. I've seen that like four times, that damn, man. Pitch perfect.

Well done, once in all. Great track, Anna Kendrick, great track. She's in trolls. Yes, doesn't surprise me. Good song is. Number five. Rocky. Rocky.

Too slow, one. She got in there. Rocky one, specifically. No it's not actually Rocky three Yeah I'm wrong Just enjoy this Yeah what a track

This is a great gym starter It is a great gym starter And then the other one With the trumpets as well Destiny's Child Independent Women Yeah So that's We've got three to one so far

Yeah go to come back The Godfather The Godfather Yeah So you'd hesitate I did I thought It was too obvious. No.

I thought it's going to be like Zootopia too. The Godfather of Fur or something. Rage. I think this is also in, um, that was also in Zoothe. Number eight. American Piper. Oh no. Mystery man.

Nope. Another animation. What is this here? No, old animation, one of the originals. Donge! Dongey. Yeah. A film called Set It Off.

Yeah, it's two bucks in that one. Two back in that one. I got that it was on Vogue. Yeah. Love that song. Lord of the Rips. Gladiator. Very close.

Some people thought they stole it. Kingdom of Heaven? Nope. Where's the Rump on? Oh, God. The Scorpion of the Kings. Yeah, I can hear it now. Pirates the Caribbean.

Oh, God. Number 11. Oh, Donnie Darko. Well done. Hayden's coming back up in the rain. All right, I have a strong finish. Great, great, that was. Good film, that. Yeah.

Yeah, Donny Darko. Jake Gillenholm. Yeah. Oh, Jillian, all, depending on how you pronounce it. Gillen Gillen. Okay, number 12. This one's quite hard as well. No, no takers?

No. My sex tape. It didn't sell very well. Pink Panther. Pink Panther. Okay, number 13. Jurassic World. Mate, don't fuck about it.

You saw it. That's hugely impressive. Dude, were you reading there? Not at all. I've seen this film not three times. Okay. Jurassic World is not Jurassic Park. Jurassic World.

Okay, number 14. We're coming close to the end. Oh, Mary Poppins. Oh, come on. You've both got that. I'm going to give you both a point. I've got a slow tongue, I can't get. I love that film.

We used to watch it a repeat. Yeah, it's great. Right, so we're on number 15. After this one, here we go. Cluets from our number two of the film. Your answers, damn it. Okay, no one's getting it. It's from Pitch Perfect 2.

Damn it. It's Jesse J. No, that's Pitch Perfect 1. That is 2. Fair enough. Your answers are not covered. Number 16. Oh, yeah.

Classic. Cost of Ports and Pals. Oh, no. No, we've got it. another one to go down the street to hide your answers I think that's one of the most inspired film openings ever

Yeah I just blew my mind Okay number 17 Come stop You're calling A bit of Phil Collins Um Buster the movie

Is that the one about the heist? No It's a I'll give you quick Is it Disney animation Oh Recently made into a Real Life film this year

Tarzan Fuck. Number 18, 18. Gremlin. Well done. Gremlin's indeed. Yes. There's rumors of a Gremlin.

Bring it back. Bringing it back, yeah. Okay, this one again is going to be, the last two are going to be super hard because I'm getting really mean now with this. This is where I'm going to come back, strong. Obscure. You are the worst answer higher ever.

It's from an obscure animation. Chicken run. Good guess, but no. It's from Hotel Transylvania. Oh, damn it. I've seen that about eight times as well. Okay, and the last one, for 20 points. What film is this from?

Okay. That one with Kevin Harton. Yes. Which is, you know, such intelligence. I don't have to say it. Well, that's right. Should we give him that point? Because that was for 10 points.

You can give him the, well, you can't give him 10 points. Okay, I'll give you one point. Give me 10 points. Okay. We're not even getting a. Oh, okay. No, you won with eight, eight points to four. Why are we surprised? The king?

Well done played, though. Well played, Hayden. Well played, Aiden. Well played. But do I concede to defeat? You may concede in a death of hell. Cool. Donald trumpet?

Yeah, I'm just not going to acknowledge your victory. Oh, okay. I thought you were going to come over and grab me by the pussy. Maybe, like. Maybe. Maybe later, dear. Yeah. Right, we're going to pop to another song.

As anyone seen... On that note. on that's note, has anyone seen the film called The Sapphires? With Chris O'Dowd. Yes. No. No, it's good. Very, very good.

Like, drama, comedy, kind of... True story as well. Yeah, true story touching on the girls from who descended, aborigine descendants in the 60s who make a kind of supreme style and they end up going to the non-war and supporting them.

Very, very good. There's like love stories and dramas and everything. Anyway, the girls who they got to sing, they all sing and sing, do their own thing and I just love the whole soundtrack so this is who's loving you by the sapphires and we're back in and we're back that'd be like dramatic uh I was getting into that man it's a great honestly check out the sapphires that album I was about to get a bit romantic up in here with you well it is back row and chill so anybody at home isn't it weird that it's back row and chill but we can't like we don't do that we don't just bodies no but uh but

she's lying she's like I can tell it was getting must in it's like I'm gonna go but not for those reasons but you do but we have another guest coming in, but thank you so much Hayden. Hayden, Hayden. Thank you so much, where can people find all your, are you on, are you on the Twittersphere and the... No, I'm ancient. You can go on www. Gramophone and dust.net.

Trampfite slash trammar.com. No, www. cinemaadies.com. And then there are links. And I think there's a nice picture of me staring into the middle distance. Fantastic. A middle distance picture is great. It's one, you know, those ones where, and I can do this because there are cameras where you just off off into the distance. It's not as

good as that. I'm going to try and try and do it. Right, we've got our next guest on the line so thank you so much Hayden. Thanks Hayden, take it out. Our next guest who's waiting on the line will hope that it all all picked technology. From America. From America it's Brian Tyree Henry who plays Paperboy on the new

FX show Atlanta. So let's see if this works Brian, are you there? I am. Can you hear me? Yes. I can perfectly. Thank you. you're doing, sir. Welcome to the show. Thank you so much. I'm doing all right.

Thank you. Thank you guys for having me. Thank you. No problem at all. So, yeah, we were just telling to all the listeners that you play Paperboy on the new show Atlanta. Because we're on episode three over here in England. Oh, good, man. You guys got a lot to catch up on. Yeah.

We can't wait. We can't wait. That's good. That's great. How are you liking it so far? Yeah, loving it. I'm loving it. Like, I'm loving it.

Like, I, for me, sitting down watching a show, you know, you didn't really know what to expect. Because obviously, I mean, I don't know if you know, I create as well, and I write and I direct and make movies and stuff like that. And, you know, it's always when someone's doing it abroad that you admire, you kind of want, you know, I hope this is going to be good. I hope this is going to be good. And it's so good. And you guys are doing such a great job. How is it being received over in America? Unlike anything I've ever seen before, honestly.

I mean, the fans and people. They want this, you know. They really craved it, and we're happy that everyone has received it. Yeah, yeah. And for anyone who hasn't picked up on the show yet over here, just to explain if you could explain a little bit about your character, Paperboy, who's one of the rappers? Yeah, well, Paperboy is really known as Alfred,

and I play The Cousin to Earn, who is played by Donald Glover. And my cousin is a little down and out. He drops out of college and moves back to Atlanta where we're from, and he hears that I'm an underground rap sensation and decides he wants to become my manager and hilarity and all kinds of craziness ensue with us trying to get bang, notoriety, and paper. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So, yeah, it's just about us. I'm trying to make it. So the track, the main track, is that one of, because obviously Donald is also the rapper himself, Childish Gambino, was that track one of his tracks or was that specifically made for the show by you and Donald? That track was specifically made for the show And actually that's not me rapping

In the song That's his brother Stephen Glover Who's rap on I'm trying to be as cool as them You know I take it until I make it So yeah But they produced it and arranged it and everything

And came out kind of fire I think You know it's great So listen Speaking of trying to be as cool as Mr. Glover So I have a love-hate relationship with Donald Glover. I have a love-hate relationship.

Oh, no. Well, I've never met, nothing. I've never met Donald and I consider him a genius. I consider him a genius. So my love-hate relationship is this. You know, I act and I write and I direct and I make movies and stuff like that. So, my love with Donald is, when I see him doing this stuff as well,

I go, this guy is brilliant and I like, I love Donald Glover and everything. And then I go in for auditions and stuff like that. And then two months later, I see the job's gone to Donald Glover, and I'm like, this motherfucker. If I ever see this guy, if I ever see this guy, I'm going to ring his neck. And then I come home and Atlanta's on, I'm like, this show's so great. And then I go for another audition. What is it like working with the genius

that is Donald Glover, essentially is the question. I was like, that, okay, I can go into that. He's great, man. Like, he's, like, instantly when I auditioned for it, he was in the room, and it was, like, sitting next to a buddy that I've known for years, you know what I mean? We played and we ad-lifts, and we joked around, and it was just instant, man. And he is I think that's the best word to describe them. You know, he's really, really aware of what's going on in the world and how to relate to people in the world. He's done really well assembling this team of just coming together

and telling the story of these people in the town. And he's just great, man. He's really like a brother to me. I really love him. I hope that that changes your bipolar love. No, man. It's all love, man. I genuinely think he's amazing because, you know, over here,

like I said, I do the same sort of thing. So I, you know, I get it. And I see how Hardy's working and stuff. It's just I want to get some of them damn roles, too. That's all I'm saying, you know? Hey, man. We got a second season, man. That's going for everybody.

He's got a second season, you know? Yeah, great, great. And Brian, how did you get involved with the show initially? Was it, like, full audition process? Well, it started because I blived everyone in the city. If I know. I know. You know, my manager saw the project called it.

I went to college in Atlanta and went out of college. And she was like, you know, I really felt like this show is something that will really scared to you. And I opened it and I read the first five pages and I saw Alfred and I was like, done, this is it. You got to be it. Like, I got to do this. So, you know, it kind of just came to me and I went for it, man.

I was like, if I'm going to be in a show called Atlanta with Donald Love, but I got to kick his ass. Yeah. And I'm glad it worked out that way. No, it was awesome. And you, so you originated also. You were the general, right, in the Book of Mormon, like when it first started, right? General, but fucking naked, man.

Oh, my God, I've seen that show four times. This is the original. This is the original day. Oh, my gosh. I did it on Broadway. Yeah, amazing. Amazing. I love that role.

It's a bit of a, that's a scene stealing role to have. I don't think anyone. I never saw you in it, but I'm sure nobody does it as good as you, bro. I'm sure. Oh, come on you guys. Who's on the payroll, man? I love it. Thank you. That means a lot. Thanks a lot. That was a great time for me to work for Richard Parker and that zone was like destiny fulfilled. I watched South Park since I was like in the ninth grade.

Yeah. And to be in the room with these two guys who was so smart and so funny and so political and so their geniuses. They are. Yeah. Yeah. Their geniuses as well. I think you are. But maybe genius inspires genius, you know. So you must be you must be kind of genius as well for these guys to be gravitating towards you and vice. versus because that's kind of how the world works, energies and stuff, you know, so, you know, you're obviously doing the right thing. I'm in love with you guys. I'm in love with you guys right now. Like, this love affair is amazing.

Yeah, man, I'm going to give you a little tweet later. I'm going to tweet you later on. I'm going to tweet you later on and say, what's up. Okay. And just... Do it, man. I will. Just to close, Brian.

What have you got in the future? Obviously, a second series coming up. Are there any other projects? Anything that you want to shout out or excited about? Yeah, change in the world. That's what I'm trying to do. Yeah. Like, I really want to focus on changing the world.

He's got a lot going on and a lot to think about and a lot of things that we have to do to bring each other together. So I'm going to go out there and I'm going to change this damn world one percent at the time. Yeah, just quickly. I think shows, how relevant do you think shows like at Lanzraat, you know, in the current state that the Americas are in with your new president and stuff like that? It's so necessary. You know, when we started the show, we didn't want to feel like the show was important. We didn't want to make the show on this pedestal and hold it up to this thing. to say that we're speaking this,

we're trying to say this thing, we're trying to preach this thing, we just wanted to tell the stories of these people, but then, and in itself, the self became a thing, it became a portrait. We all needed to hear these stories and we all need to see different sides of life,

and I think that Atlanta does that. And we're not going to stop, man. No, don't, man, because we're loving it. We're loving it. We're loving it in the UK, brother. Good, good. We got you. Thank you so much. And we might be shooting a movie in Atlanta, we might be shooting a movie in Atlanta

through in February, so I'm gonna come check you. Well, you better call me, dude. No, I will, bro. I'm gonna instill you or tweet you later on, and then I'm gonna hit you up before coming, but I think we are. I think a bromance is started over the phone. Oh, man.

This is beautiful to watch. In fact, we might be doing a reckey in a few weeks. I might holly you then. Hey, man, I may get your name tattooed on my neck. I'm bad at love with you. Oh, thanks, brother. Get on Twitter. Get on Twitter. All right.

I know. I'm going to try. I'm going to try. All right. I'll insti you or something. All right, brother. Well, thank you so much, Brian. Thank you. And make sure everyone... All right, you guys. Atlanta continues on Saturday nights

from 10pm on Fox UK. Thank you very much, Brian. We love Brian. Thanks, man. Page, boy! All right. Paper boy. Yeah.

Amazing. Do you know, Noel, you talk different to other people to black people than you do to me? No, I don't. Can you talk black with me? Yeah, baby. You know I can. There's long,

train journeys to Glasgow and stuff. You're blushing now. What's going on? I think I like a bit of paper boy Like mother like daughter Anyway Yeah Mrs. Bennett I know you love a bit of chocolate girl

I still got that chocolate bar for you We've had a couple of emails Oh great great Here we go So this is from Anonymous please Cool It says I really fancied a couple of men I work with but I hadn't spoken to them before

And I thought I'd get their attention By wearing a see-through dress with a black thong Well that would do it Oh man You got my attention What's an email address I can't This is anonymous bullshit

I could tell they liked it. Let me tell the story. I could tell they liked it, but I got so pissed off. I got so pissed. I don't really remember what happened. So when I came into work the next day, I could fill everyone looking at me. And they told me that I tried to sexy dance in front of them,

but on a chair, and I'd fallen off it. And to be honest, it was uncomfortable after that, and I ended up leaving, and I'll never do that again. Yeah, I mean, trying to sexy dance on a chair and a see-through dress. Drunk while drunk? While drunk. That's not the classiest of moments, is it? But thank you for sharing you.

story because just the image of that's making me good that's a great story I'm gonna give you a shout I'm gonna give you a holler wear the dress on our date let's see Christmas let's see if you can come up to Christmas our Christmas party maybe that could be like a Christmas comedy do they have a Christmas party here we do we do have drinks am I invited oh they said I'm invited yeah we should we should we I've not seen the invite where's the invite I've got one is the email to me yeah I don't be checking my emails I'm a busy man well let's when is it when is it when is it second of December I think I'm filming 20 22nd oh 20 second oh 20 second

I'm around. I'm around. You bitch is in trouble, boy. Let's bring anonymous girl. I mean, I'm assuming it's a girl. She's only anonymous here. It could be a boy. To be fair, it just says anonymous. So it could be a guy who's dressed in a thong and a dress.

If he's wearing a C-Vru dress on a thong, I'll go on a date with him too. Like, because he got balls, obviously brave. Amazing. I feel like a sketch coming on here or something. Well, brilliant. If you got any more like crazy Christmas party stories, email and chill at Fulbaradio.com. We're going to go to another song and we've got Lucy Patsy. Patterson in the studios do weekly film reviews,

what you should be seeing and what you should be shibbershoom and what you shouldn't. Put your teeth in. I really need to put my teeth in right now. Okay, I'm going to go for something from, it's an old school song, but it appeared on the soundtrack of... I'm so proud of you. What?

You're doing so well on this thing. I really enjoy it. You're so good. You're getting so good. You're so good radio voice. All right, I'm interrupting. Go ahead. I'm shy now.

Okay, so this is from the film, How to Be Single. Would you know a lot about it? Oh, no. It was like my Bible last year. So this is, yeah, an old song called Come Baby Come. It's like I've raised a child. I think, yeah. Right, here we go.

What do you think about that song? That's a great song, man. I think it was a great song. Friday night. English band or American, I don't remember. K-7? I think they're American. Come, baby, come.

Yeah, I remember that, though. I was little. You probably weren't born. Is that a sub-level? No, is that 97? Were you born then? Yeah, I was like seven. You're sure.

There was, what was I going to say? Nope, nope, I just had a brain fault. That's that thought. Gross, gross. Right, so we are going to give you guys a heads up in case you want to email and get involved? We're going to be speaking with Lucy today about series that you've never finished.

Have you ever started a TV series and maybe if you really enjoyed it, but for some reason you've just never finished it? What are the series is that you have not completed to the end? For example, I started watching Prison Break, super enjoyed it, around series three just phased off it and I've never

finished the series. For me that would be although I am going to finish it that would be oranges than you black Yeah exactly same for me Season one I could not stop watching it because it was so saucy, so saucy season two got a bit like and now it seems a bit desperate housewife so I'm kind of getting through it

because I'm hoping that eventually it will get a bit racy again. It's desperate like please have some things going on Yeah same I kind of I started series four but again, it didn't hook me so much. So what series have you started and you've never finished? We're going to have a little vote or a poll. You can tweet us at Fulbar Radio or email into Studio Chill at Fulbaradio.com

and we will shout you out. The other thing that we're going to be talking about and would love your stories on or opinions on is actors who didn't deserve winning the Oscar because Oscar season is nearly upon us. Christmas is going to fly by a new year and then we're going to be into the Oscars and people are starting to talk now,

having little predictions, what's going to happen, who's going to be, who's going to win what? Who's going to win what? Yeah, so actors who maybe didn't deserve to win the Oscar, what are your guys' feelings about that? Who did you think should win, shouldn't have won? Have you got a list of who you think shouldn't have won? I did, I went online and did a little research of what the sort of online. I know a couple of people that should have had their fucking Oscars revoked, so maybe I'll talk about that at all.

Oh, okay. What, for like personal reasons? No, no, no. I mean, like, they do like a brilliant film and win an Oscar and then they're in some fucking, like, ridiculous nonsense afterwards. and you're like, what happened to you? Yeah, or what sometimes happens is that people who should have deserved an Oscar, the Academy maybe realized that, but afterwards, they haven't got it.

And then so just whatever the next movie they're in, they'll give them the Oscar and be like, but yeah, you should have, like Leonardo DiCaprio. Yeah, you should have wanted it for this. This, this and this. This and this, but you didn't want it for that. You want it for that. I like, it's, sometimes it's just a little, it's a little bit of a drama. A bit of drama, really.

It can be, it can be. Which is cool. and got lots of, so Oscar predictions, I was having a little look. I mean, it is a little bit early, but... It's very early. 2017, what we think. So all the Oscar films, they all come out at this end of the film.

They do. I'm going to start getting them soon because I'm on the BAFTA membership, so I get the films coming in and start watching them, I can review them early, so there. What, you go to go through screening, or they get delivered to your... No, they get delivered to the door, baby. Like the DVD, like a...

You get... Screeners, darling. They're called screenings, yes, screeners. So, oh my gosh, how much should the day be worth on the black market that would be? Well, I would never do that. That's not what you do. I know. That's not what you do as a person in the film business, my dear.

So what are you, like, literally you're going to get the, before they're even in the cinema. Yeah. You get the copy. Yeah, we get them. Yeah, it's really awesome. It's like awesome source, to be honest. All right for some. Yeah, I know, man.

Well, the things that I've heard, like, whispers, apparently, La La Land, the new Ryan Goss thing and Emma Stone. Yes, yes. I haven't seen it yet. I've tried to get into a screening again. It's just like chocker block. I think that people are going to. to fall over themselves. It's a musical. It is.

You know, it's just kind of automatically looks all Oscar-reel. No, everyone says it's brilliant. Lala Land was gangbusters at Toronto. Like, we were at Toronto, obviously, with Brotherhood, as you know. Yeah. And we did really well and had, like, great on the audience award. But Lala Land was the audience award movie, and I definitely think something that's going to be, you know,

getting a bunch of Oscars. It's going to be, and also they're kind of like a magic duo, Emma Stone and Ryan Gosting. Why? They've been in a couple in quite, few films now. They keep getting cast. Do you know who else has done that? Michael Fasbender and Elyssie of a candle.

They're like in every second film together. Oh, are they? Yes. What film were they in? Apart from Oceans? Macbeth. Was they? Yeah. Okay, cool. And another one, I forget. Well, they're together now properly, so. I thought they split up already.

No, they're still together. They're back together. Apparently. It's hard to tell with these, you know, Brad Pitt and everybody. Like, it's just, it's hard to tell. Well, I knew that Angelina was going to leave Brad Because when I put the moves on her, she just, you know That once I put the moves on her, that was doomed So are you, whoa, are you saying that you broke up the Brangelina

Because she wanted to go chocolate? Is that what you're saying? Yeah, and once you go Mac. News, that is news people. Okay, so apart from La La Land and that are Manchester by the sea. I haven't seen it. I've just heard loads of great things about it. I've heard loads of great things about it, but I haven't seen it even.

Yeah, so that was. be the that would be the thing we've got an email through we've got an email coming through here I tried to get it's hello this is hello hello it's a good start hello I try to get into hemlock grove on Netflix I love

Eli Roth but couldn't get past the third episode of this maybe werewolves and not for me yeah you see I'm with you with Hemlock Groves man I kind of started it and watched it and you know I kind of just wasn't feeling I think somebody shows are brilliant and then once you've got one

brilliant one that has those sorts of things in it what the others, if they don't match up very quickly, it's like time to move on. Sometimes people are jumping on that. I mean, dude, like vampires and werewolves is like, so 2009. Yeah, yeah, you're right. But that was from Sam. Thank you very much, Sam. I think witches are going to be the next one.

Well, they are, they are currently the one, aren't they? They're just about to pop. They're going to come back. Because they were, you know, heavy in the 90s of Charmed and stuff. Yeah. And the witch has come out, and Blair Witch two's, Blair Witch has come out, like, it's witches now, isn't it? Which is good for me, because I did an internet series.

called Bitchcraft that's going to be rebooted. Yeah, sounds like right up your street. So, witchy stuff. And you're kind of a witch anyway, I think. Am I? Yeah. Why? Because I got blue hair? Yeah, well, there you go.

Ladies and gentlemen, why am I a witch? Because I got blue hair and a green nose. Yes, there you go. And is it green? No, I don't think I'm about witchy. I think I play a witch quite well. Yeah, because I just grew up on Sabrina the teenage witch and a haphazard witchy

who, you know, curses people wrong. Yeah. I don't think I'd be a very good witchy. which I think my spells would be all over the joint. Well, there you go. I'll make you taller and just make you dick massive or something. How would you do that? How could you make it any more bigger than it really is?

True. That is the truth. I didn't think that went through. Okay. Right, we're going to go to a song and we're going to get Lucy Patterson in the studio. Lucy! We're going to start talking all things Oscar that are not deserved. And have some reviews.

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I'd have to use those swimming rings. I'd have to use it as swimming donut. Welcome Lucy Patterson. Hi. Back in the studio for Film Club. Love Film Club. So I've seen on your Instagram that you've reviewed a lot of things this week.

What have you seen and been out and about doing? I went to saw a street cat name. Oh, okay. Which was the most adorable thing I've ever seen. It's so cute. Yeah, I mean, the advert didn't grip me so much. No, I mean, it probably wouldn't most people. I mean, if you know a little bit of a background of the story, which I do.

Based on a true... It's based on a true story. A guy who was living on the street and busking. It looks terrible, by the way. It's not terrible now. Come on now. Just looks it. It does look terrible, but it's a true story.

And he's busking on the streets, and he's a recovering junkie, basically. Down on his luck. and he meets this little ginger cat. Sounds really stupid when I say it out loud. It does sound like Garfield. Which is funny, but the Garfield is good. They actually strike up this lovely relationship and they save each other. It's cliche and it's cheesy.

But this actually happened. No, you're really attacking this film. You haven't seen it? I'm not going to watch it. It's only if the cat picks up a baseball bat and takes revenge or something you like. Yeah, which you do not. Or if it was an animated cat that ate lasagna, like Garfield. you go.

I must admit, yeah, it's not for everybody, but it's a charming little story, and it's a true story, and, you know, it's a happy ending, which everybody wants. Is it a kid's film, or is it? No, it's actually not. I mean, there's some quite tough issues

tackled as well, yeah, you know, and we see him going through methadone withdrawal. So who's the audience for it then? My nan, maybe. You know, I saw it because my nan actually gave me the book a few years ago. Oh, fantastic. Which I didn't read. but I knew of the stories I thought

I'd just go and see it anyway and it's got Luke Treadaway who I quite like who I believe you were in a film with weren't you? Possibly. I think it was heartless I think yeah

Heartless yeah Possibly yeah I've been in the film of everybody But yeah He sings in it as well You know It's all his own work

So I would go and see If you want a charming little story Maybe take your mum Do you think it would be like A kind of ITV Christmas movie Like you know Down in the years

I'm like Oh my heartwarming I know Yeah Sounds sweet And the cat's really cute Well I don't like cats. So you can go watch that guys.

If you like cats. Lucy's give a good review. It's in the cinema now. I thought you like Pussy. Stay at home and sit. I love it. Lower in the tone, I love it. I love it. The ones I like generally don't say minute me out. No, ginger, I don't mind. As long as they're not talking to me, that's when I think there's a problem. Yeah. Brilliant. Okay. So that's like a, it's a nice.

It's a nice one if you want to let your mum out or your nan out for something. You could sit home and watch tell you and do nothing. Yeah. Knit. You could sit home and knit. Yeah. Pro try. What else did you see last week? Off the back of your lovely little review of it You went to a press screening, didn't you? I saw Nocturnal Animals.

It is one of the best films I've ever seen. Isn't it? It's thrilling. It really, I mean, it's completely fucked up as well. Badly, but I love that. Anything that's slightly off-key or wrong, I mean, this is way wrong. But what I liked the most about it was the performances. Yeah.

Strong. Aaron Taylor Johnson. Brilliant. I don't think people are called. aware of what he's capable of. But even his accent, everything, I could not take my eyes off him, one absolute evil fucker.

Well, there you go. There's Oscars there, I think. Do you know what? I was thinking that sitting out there and it'd be a crying shame if he isn't at least recognised for something. Fantastic. Because it's brilliant, you know,

from an English guy. Fantastic. I know, he's English. He plays Texan. He's like white trah. Yeah, he's like, kind of racist, proper racist hillbilly.

Proper hiply. He is a great actor though, man. He is a great actor though, man. It really is. I mean, have you ever seen Savages? Yes, I do, yeah. That is on, you know, probably my top 50 list of all time. I absolutely love that film. I can't.

5.0? Yeah. I can't possibly narrow down, no, to like 20 or 10. Like, come on now. Oh my God, that's in my top 50. Yeah. Oh, what's a little film. But yeah, and also Michael Shannon.

Mm-hmm. Yeah. Great actor. The cop running. Head chief detective. He was sinister and quiet and, you know. He's brilliant. about doing much or moving a lot or even speaking much.

He just coughed a lot. He did, didn't. So guys, nocturnal animals is a film you have to see. Watch out for the opening. Both ladies. I warned you about the opening. You messaged me about the opening. I was like, thank God.

People around me were like, oh my God, what's this? The reactions were hilarious. People were laughing. People were cringing. I can't wait. People don't know what to do. No. I know what I'll be doing.

Wait until you see. You get thrown out for that. Well, I actually got to go an interview. I got to go an interview Aaron last week and so I've got a little. Great. I've got a little my interview thing and I was a bit

because again I was like he's an amazing actor and I still stand by that but actually in person he wasn't very warm You can sort of tell that he's a bit like that And he is not a celebrity He is an actor And he just keeps

He keeps himself to himself He's a family guy Well to be fair Quite rightly he stays out of the press Yeah absolutely He's not a celebrity He's not a celebrity He turns up he does his job

And then he goes back and you can just tell. So he wasn't really down for any fun in games, unfortunately, but I did get, you know, a fun interview about Noctanum Animals and we made some art, so I'm going to play this for you. Aaron Farscott! So where did you find inspiration for your character in the movie? Because he's an asshole.

Yeah, yeah, no. I didn't go looking there for inspiration. Okay, all right. No, I think Tom had expectations, or very, very inspirations, shall I say, of Jack Nicholson from The Shining and De Niro and Taxi Driver as these sort of, you know, very charismatic, very charming but kind of dangerous, unpredictable, screw loose, yeah. But he wanted something pretty big and magnetic on screen to contrast with the sort of sterile, stark contemporary world.

Of the real world. Yeah, the real world. So you filmed in America? Yeah, in LA, yeah. In the desert, yeah. Also, your accent's like really great in the movie. Nice. And I noticed that all of your work tends to be not in an accent.

This is the first time I've really heard your real voice. So did you, was the accent hard to get, or did you, how did you pick up that? Yeah, he said it in West, in West Texas. So, yeah, no, I have a, I had a dialect coach and it's something you work on. and play around with. And since, you know, it's America-based, have to ask, Hillary or Trump? I think that's pretty fucking obvious.

Okay, good. It's definitely not Trump. Okay, good, because I'm thinking, I was like, Trump's a little bit close to your character anyway, you know? Yeah. Grab that pussy. Right, right. He wasn't around, I don't think all that started when I was doing this,

but, no, I took research from cereal kids. like Ted Bundy and Jeffrey Dahmer and people like that. And how do you get back, because the film is dark, it's a dark film, it's intense and dark, how do you get back to a happy place after what do you do to, do you like play golf? Or like how do you get back to get out with that character? I have a very beautiful loving family and kids, so I have that. So the kids bring you back? Oh, always, yeah.

But I think it wasn't easy on this one. It was, you know, having to shed all that sort of dark energy. It was not easy, but... Yeah, intense. Well, the film, yeah, it's dark. It is also about... A lot of it's around modern art and the world of the art world. What is the weirdest piece of modern art that you've ever seen?

Something that's really like. What's the weirdest piece of modern art? Yeah. Are you an art lover? Do you appreciate modern art? Yeah, of course. I mean, I like all the references. differences of art in the film and I think one of them that speaks the most to me in Nocturnal

Animals is the Damien Hurst with all the arrows through the ball. Oh yeah. Yeah. That's great. That's spoke things, isn't it? I wondered if, for the sake of modern art, if we can have a quick art off. Okay. And I'm gonna give you a piece of paper. I'm gonna have a piece of paper. And we both have 30 seconds to make a piece of modern art. Yeah, I'm challenging. Oh, with this, like an origami piece of art. Let's do it. Let's just try and make something like arty.

Artie. Okay. There you go. Dumb. It's in 60 seconds. Wait, let me, I want to make something too. I think I'm going to make... There you go. There you go. There's like an accessory. There you go. There's one. There's one one or not. Oh my God. Can we exchange them? I think you should keep the... I'm like, we'll sell it one day. Yours is like a bow, I see what it is. Yeah, this is an accessory. You can wear it wherever. Oh, it was an accessory. Shoe, neck, hair. I thought it was a piece of art supposed to be. Art is accessories. An accessories is art, so. I know this is good. I'm going to totally like sell that on eBay later. Thank you.

Thank you. It's amazing. And my other question is, what novel or book would you send to an X? Because that's the premise of this movie about... What novel or book would I send to an X? Yeah, if you had the opportunity to send a novel to an X, is there a particular... I think he writes this novel loads, isn't it?

Yeah, he writes it in this film, but... What book would I send? I don't know. I think I'd possibly send. What would you send? I have no idea. I wouldn't really want to send anything to my ex. Maybe.

Sounds like your ex did some bad stuff. We won't get into that now. Anyway, thank you. Seriously, congratulations on the film. It was amazing. I think so. So, yeah, see what I mean about being a little bit? Bluh?

Total bleu. Molotone bar off. I'm so excited to meet Aaron. I'm so disappointed. We're back on, we're back on. We're back on. But yeah, bloody hell, come on. Get a bit of life.

Well, you handled that beautifully though, Johanna. Well done. It was like dying. It was like going out of stage and doing stand-up and do like no audience and dying. Okay, let's not keep with that. I love that. I love him as actor. I do.

Go and see the film because he's absolutely phenomenal. I hope he gets an Oscar. I hope he gets nominated. I did. It's Tom Ford as well, right? Yeah. Which you can take. The film absolutely stinks of Tom Ford.

It's amazing. You can tell it was made from... The clothes of Tom Ford. The makeup's Tom Ford. everything's on forward so that's a hell yeah we've got a couple more emails in just talking about

rubbish TV shows and things and stuff so this is from Barry and he says have you seen Bloodline on Netflix because I love me some Ben Middelson but I like the first series but I've stopped watching the second series I find it boring oh well

back to Mississippi grind I haven't seen Bloodline no no I haven't either I do like Ben Mendelso now so yeah isn't it weird how sometimes the second series you just drop it drop off the end of the

and you just never see it fully through. Yeah, yeah. So it happens. I got another one here. I tried bloody hard to get into Poldark because Aidan Turner is a hot spunk of love. Spunk of love. Ew.

Ew. But this show, this show I find boring. I preferred him in being human. It's from Stacey. My mom and dad watch Polarck. Come on now. I think your mom watches Polarck.

Yeah, I think that's sorry, ma'am. Waiting for the after a text. I'm so sorry, Dad. So Stacy, Stacy, mate. Like, from what I hear, from, I don't watch it personally, but from what I hear about Mr. Aidan Turner, as you've described him a hot spunk of love,

maybe you're not supposed, just watch it with a sound off. Just watch it with the sound off. Good idea. when you have a series buddy. Sorry, my agent's calling. Agents calling. Carry on.

Okay. When you've got a series buddy, he's actually genuinely on the phone. Yeah, I'm live on radio right now, right now, right. Live on my radio show. I can tell them I'll take the job.

It's genuinely, he's had a job offer. All right, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye. Guys, you got exclusive access to the actual working world of Noel Clark. Sorry, guys, sorry, agent. I'll take the job. What, is it going to be with,

Colonie? Sure, take it, take it. It's actually a pretty good job. To be fair. How exciting. Can you tell you? I was just checking the email and then he's decided to call me. I'm live on.

He knows on the radio. Sorry. I'm live. Let's carry him. How rude. Let's continue. What we'll talk about? We've got thrown.

Oh, just about like, yeah, I watched. Watch a series. If you've got a series and you've got buddies or friends, I used to watch a lot of the breaking bad spin-off. Better Cool Soul. I used to watch that with my brother and a buddy. And it was good because it was like a community watching. But when you're just on your own, it is quite hard to keep your own attention. So, so.

Yeah. See, I'm completely. opposite. I'm a hardcore binger. Like, badly. And I don't like to be on somebody else's time schedule. If they're not going to watch it with me, then no. This is the point I'm going to make because I want to know what the rules are when it comes

to buddy watching. Because I, at home, be sitting there, minding my own business, watching my show, and then the missals would be like, oh, can I watch the show with you? And I'm like, well, I'm not really sure because it's my show, it's my shit. You know, you've got your own fucking thing. Show, please, please, I want to snuggle. Whatever. How dare she?

So I go, so I sit down, we watch a couple of episodes. Next day you wake up, go to work. I come home and I go, great, should you watch episode three? She's like, I'm on episode 12. No. She's a watcher ahead of. That is like the worst binging etiquette. That is terrible.

Thank you. Thank you. Isn't that just out of order? It's pretty out of order. That's grounds for divorce, is it not? I'm in some countries, yeah, I would say, yeah. But like, in some country. Off with her head.

I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. Right. So I've got into Westworld on three episodes in, but my Westworld buddy lives in Leeds, so it's only when he gets down to, so I've had to wait. No, fuck that.

Oh no. You're nice. I wouldn't do that. Because now we've got three weeks of episodes to catch up on, and so we can watch it all in a proper sash. All right. Right, we're going to go to Facebook live now. So if you've got a tablet or a computer or Facebook

or anything that you want to do, log on now. We're going to be live on my Facebook page, which is Fancy Dancy. Fawn slash Jahanna James. And we're going to be just talking about some movie facts. So, Are we live?

Producer people? We are live now. So, hi, people at home. We're live on that. We're live. We're live. Here? Yeah, that one.

We're Facebook in live. Facebook and live. Because Johanna now has the most people liking her. We're loads of people on the page. High people at home. Well done. So I've got some movie facts prepared because it's a movie show. We're talking about all things film.

Did you know that Trump, Donald Trump, appeared in a movie? Yes. Yeah. Do you know what movie it was? Have a loan to? He was in a... Yeah, it was.

Home Alone too. Do you know why? Because there was a meme floating around the other day. I was cracking up at that one. I didn't know. Donald Trump was in a movie and he has a line and he says that he's like, where's the lobby?

He's like, just down there a turn right, but somebody's taking the audio and go, just down there and grab him by the pussy. Which is what he does. As the president, is what he does. It's funny. Okay, so did you know that Disney

turned down back to the future, the original script? I did not. They thought that the mother-son relationship was too risque because he actually does kiss well to be fair that is a bit people tend to not really address that fact but he gets up with his mum in the film so

Disney were like nope and then I think now Disney are like shit bad move I think they would change the storyline a little bit it's like big you see him big with Tom Hanks I love that film you know he rumps the woman yeah when he's like 12 he's got a big grown up but she's like and she takes a bro off and he's like I know it goes to the cake and then next morning he comes in

high five and anyone I'm like yeah that's a bit Every time I watch that film, I kind of go, ooh! I was like, my kids, turn away, turn away! Don't do that. Did you know that Star Wars originally was called The Star Wars? No, I did not.

You're coming out with the best stuff. And they chopped off the V. Good. Great. And it's the same with Facebook, actually. Oh, yeah, I knew that. Facebook was originally going to be called The Facebook. That's in the film called The Social Network.

I love that film. Okay, well, I don't know. It's good. Okay, but Star Wars. Right. So did you know, this is like, talk about age gaps in films. He's on Facebook live, but she didn't know that. Yeah, not that I...

She's on, I'm on the Facebook, I'm on the Facebook live. I'm on the Facebook live. Did you know, there was a 20-year age gap in Jurassic Park between Sam Neal and Laura Dunn. So she was 26, he was 46, but they was like... 26? But they were, I know, she was 26 in that film. She looks a lot older.

I know. I'm 36. I was like... Really? I got some growing up to do. Maybe that... She was 26 in Jurassic Park. No, she wasn't.

Yeah, and there was a 20-year age gap between the two of them. Yeah, but she likes a sugar daddy. Like some, that's how society rolls like that, you know. And these days, it's even acceptable, because you never used to be, it's even acceptable for the, to have a toy boy. Is it older one? Yeah, that's true. My boyfriend is younger.

There you go. Oh, there you go then. And what's his name that you interviewed? He's got, um, his woman. Oh, yeah, there's Aaron Taylor Johnson's wife. Well, we know why now. Boring. He's so boring.

Guys, no. No, Aaron, you're not boring. You're not boring. I hope you were not Oscar. These girls are on your back. No, I do too. I do too. Don't let me, Mr.hammer.

she started meanwhile in Indiana Jones there was only 12 years between Harrison Ford and Sean Connery so he's supposed to be being his dad but they were only 12 years older well technically you can be a dad at 12

if you were in big oh yeah if you were Tom Hanks in Big yeah very good do you know that drive director Nicholas Winding Riffin he failed his driving test eight times ironically

ironically I'm on the front of it. That's hilarious. It should have been called fail. Fail by Nicholas Winding Refram. Good film, that drive now. Such a good film. If you've not seen Drive, guys, check it out.

Oh, it's amazing. The alien language used in District 9, the film. Oh, another good film. It was used by rubbing a pumpkin, and they got that weird. Really? Oh, I'm so pleased you've just told me that. She's making this up. No, are you?

Somebody get me a pumpkin. I did hours of her. You need to test it. Hours of research here. Did you know that the ending of the famous ending in Casablanca, the movie, they had to shoot it on a small sound stage. So the airplane that's in the background is a tiny cardboard cut out. And then they hired small people to be the airplane workers.

No, they did. Don't make stuff up. I'm not. I'm never going to be able to watch that the same again. It's ruined. The Breakfast Club, if you're a fan with that of those. Obviously.

It was supposed to... I mean you're Estomiz? Yeah, John Hughes, he'd written and he'd planned for sequels every 10 years to see the gang get back together. But it fell apart because Judd Nelson and John Hughes fell out massively.

So that never... So it's Judd Nelson's fault then? It's Judd Nelson. Right, well, we blame you then? Right, too, Judd Nelson. When in the original Jurassic Park, you know, when the T-Rex is trying to get in the car with the kids.

Yeah. the kids are genuinely screaming because the animatronic was supposed to be like that and it smashed through so the actual glass breaking in the film it wasn't safety glass and it wasn't supposed to happen

so when the kids are screaming for their life it's because the animatronic had bust into the actual thing I'm not sure about that one really? I don't doubt you as your research but I reckon that might be one of those old that might be one of those ones and they've put in there themselves

there's an amazing amount of things that go wrong and then they make the cut of like that is very true yes I know so that I don't know I don't think it's beyond it's not beyond it's a great it's a great it's a great and I always feel when I watch that film when the glass breaks I'm always like

ah my god yeah it's just too close and of course obviously it breaks as well in just like two pieces or three pieces and shutter glass would normally it would shut it would shatter so it makes me think maybe it probably maybe it's true okay finally

Stephen Spielberg yes planned to make ET2 and it never happened and it was going to be called noctural fears and it would have been revealed that E.T. was named Zrek and his people were at war with another alien race

and they were going to capture and torture Elliot and it was going to be like that. I'm so glad that never happened. What the hell? Because I'll tell you what he would not be, he would not be where he is to know, he would have ruined everyone's childhood

as well. I know. What's Ety called Drek? He's made... Yeah, Z-R-E-A-K. That's an awful. name. Zrek! His name's E.T. Yeah.

Elliot. Ouch. With the little red thing. Yeah. Well, let's thank the Lord that that didn't happen. That's our movie facts of the week. Although, I could do with the E.T.

2 now, though. Not that version of it. Yeah, definitely not that one. And E.T. Yeah. Oh, I don't know. I wouldn't be offended. I wouldn't be offended.

I don't know. I think I might be. Yeah, possibly. I don't know. If it was that version, definitely. Yeah, well, yeah. Do you want an E. Do you want a T2?

Like, put a little comment and see whether or not. . I love you to vote. Right, okay. That was my movie. I did a lot research on that. That was fantastic. Movie of the week, fantastic. Movie of the week. Brilliant. So, are we off Facebook Live now?

Cool, we're done, we're done. Right, it's the wrap of the show. Thank you so much, Lucy, for coming in. I'm going to put my final flung on at the moment, which is one of my favourite teen movies. Ten Things I Hate About You. Good film, that. It's a great film. How amazing of a film. And this is the final song to say, goodbye to everybody. I want you to want me by...

Excellent choice, as usual. Well, yeah. Guys, I'm loving it. You guys are awesome. Glad to be back. I'm on filming next week, so it might be the week after. Okay, this bat run chill. Have a good weekend, guys.