Back Row and Chill with Jahannah James and Noel Clarke - Stay Home Special Series - Episode 14 - Charlotte Ritchie, David Ajao, Terry Sam Jr and Underwire Festival
Episode Date: November 28, 2016Osy stepped in to help Jahannah out this week, and what a show it was! Star of new BBC Three sit-com Sunny D, David Ajao popped in and director/screen writer Terry Sam Jr stopped by for a chat and a D...isney trivia game. On the phone was Fresh Meat, Siblings and Call the Midwife’s Charlotte Richie, who spoke of her new ‘adult panto’. Plus Anna Bogutskaya and Gabriella Apicella from Underwire Festival rang up to talk about the amazing effort they put into empowering women.
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Back row and chill with Johanna James and North Clark on Fubar Radio.
Welcome, welcome, welcome.
Ooh, it's quite loud.
What's up?
What's up?
It's Friday.
And I'm just so...
It's Friday.
Buzzing.
I'm buzzing.
It's so good to be Friday.
Welcome to Backrow and Chill.
It's Johanna James and I'm joined today this week again by my co-host.
I'm back, motherfuckers.
Ozzie Achilles.
Aussie Achilles
You did, you got it right this time
It's Achilles
Like the heel
Yes, like Achilles
Like Achilles heel
But with an eh in front of it
Great and I'm James
With a J
Nice
Nice
How is everybody
We've got a really packed show for you today
Guys we've got so many guests
Coming on
I've got Charlotte Richie from fresh meat
Dope
We've got David Ajay
From Sunny Dee
A Jal
He's gonna hate me if I don't correct you
On it damn it
Damn it
It looks like a Jail
but okay. We've got Anna and Gabriela from the Underwire Festival and Terry Sam Jr.
A new, brand new director coming in. Oh my gosh.
Lots of dopeness.
Lots of dopeness. Lots of songs. Got challenges.
We want you guys to get involved as well. If you'd like to tweet us or get involved.
You can email into the studio and we will try and shout out and read every single email that you do.
You can do that at chill at fubaradio.com.
That's chill, like backrow and chill at fubaradio.com.
We've got any questions for me or all the, or any.
one. Yeah, what's going on
in your life? What's happened? How's your week?
How's my week been? Yeah. Um, good.
Really good.
Been a good positive week. Yeah, it's been a very, very
positive week. What are you working on at the moment? Because you're an
actor. I am a Thespian, yes, I'm an actor.
I just booked two new jobs, which is exciting.
Oh! Yeah. That is the best part about being an actor, I think.
It is. That is the highlight. That's the most happy you'll ever
be when you get that call. You've got the job and you're so happy. Then you get
on set and you're waiting 12 hours and you're like, oh. This is what I want it.
Yeah.
Can you say what you booked or is it like hush-hush?
No one's told me not to, so I guess I can.
Okay, what have you got?
It was this, there's a Sky Atlantic show called The Greatest of All Time.
Oh, God.
It's epic.
It's kind of like a, it's kind of like black mirror in a sense that each episode
focuses on a different historical figure.
I love that.
Yeah.
And my episode is when, it's focusing on Muhammad Ali and when he saved somebody from trying to kill themselves.
And I'm the guy that tried to kill himself.
and your mate apparently
Noel Clark is playing Muhammad Ali
Yeah I got the email
Yesterday
He doesn't tell me that
He doesn't tell me shit all
Come on Noel
Must be friends
I know he's all filming something at the moment
But can't be that
No
I'm like he said no he's gonna blame
Apparently that's what the email said
So yeah I haven't spoken to many things
What a small weird little world
This is
It's a small London
Maybe I could play something like a
I don't know
Waitress or something
Yeah that would be good
That's really cool
What's the other one?
Black Mirror
Yeah
Yeah, yeah.
What, series, what?
Series four, I think it is.
Series four, series five.
Is it five?
Unless they're continuing series four.
What?
Because I swear there's four already.
No, maybe I'm wrong.
The Netflix one, a season three on Netflix, right?
They did two on Channel 4 and then...
You are correct, and I was testing you.
I watch a lot of TV.
I do.
I like my television, okay?
I am obsessed with Black Mirror.
It's so good, though.
It is so good.
Each one blows my mind and I can't choose.
It's like choosing a favorite child.
Have you been like, I wish that was reality?
like? Well, sometimes no, because they're quite, like, fucked up.
Someone have a pretty cool, though, man.
Especially the one where, like, there was, like, someone was bumping off all the top social media people.
Okay, that was pretty extreme.
I work in social media. I'm like, oh, no.
That's pretty extreme.
But, yeah, I understand what you mean by, like, I wish that certain technologies or the, just,
I love dystopian future is my favorite genre.
It's a pretty cool genre. I mean, we're going to be experiencing it very soon as well, I think.
So, do you know what you're going to be in?
Black Mirror or is it going to...
I haven't read the script yet
because they didn't send out the scripts until
yesterday, one of those ones.
But the director said it was something about actually
no, I have been told not to talk
about what the episode is.
Okay, damn it!
Just came into my...
What are you doing? What's he?
Well, that's cool. I mean, I also
can't talk about something that I did
this week. Oh, some of the phone. Is that my
that my own? That was you.
Was it? Turn my own silent.
Oh my God, it was so sorry! Sorry, everybody.
Amateurs.
Just so popular on my phone.
Actually, I think that was
Fuba just tweeting that we're on the air right now.
Oh, sweet.
Not as popular as I thought.
Um, yeah, so I went last weekend.
I went to L.A.
Dope.
Last minute trip across the Atlantic.
And, um, I got to go and meet T.J. Miller and Olivia Munn.
I love Olivia Munn.
Oh my God.
I love her.
She is so beautiful.
And then I saw her in real life and I was like, I'm a love of you.
Like, she was so beautiful and tiny and like, oh.
She plays her slylock, right?
And, um, X-Men, I think is.
Yeah.
She smashed.
that man. I really enjoyed that. I love her whole range
and so she's in this new comedy
office Christmas party. So I went
and I saw it and I got to meet the cast
and hang out with them and stuff but I can't
talk about the film because there's an embargo
on it until next week so next week
and can tell you all the ins and outs and what I thought about it and
what's going on but...
T.J. Man is a really funny guy so it must be...
He was so funny. Deadpool. You just, yeah
you told me outside. Yeah, he's in Deadpool. He's the funny
guy in Deadpool. He's taking the piss out of
Ryan Reynolds's face all
looking... Yeah. He was really. He was really
And he's just like that in real life as well,
like on camera, in the new film, whatever.
And then when I actually met him,
he was just a bum, like, a barrel of laughs.
I was like, oh.
That's so cool to be that, like, quick-witted, man.
I wish I was funny.
That'd be amazing.
I can't think of, I was always that person.
You know, you have an argument with someone.
And you're like, yeah, well, and, you know, your mum.
Just quick.
The best insult ever, just at a tip of your tongue.
I wish I could do that.
I think of it, like, three hours later on the bus.
I'm like, damn, I would have been so cool if I said that in the moment.
But in the moment, I just blinked.
When I retell this story, I'll say I said that.
Yeah.
It'll be epic.
I am guilty of a bit of a story hashing.
All the time.
Yeah, yeah.
All the time.
Everyone's like, did you really wait seven weeks for a bus, Jan?
Yes, I did.
It was seven weeks in the winter.
Okay, I think we should pop to a song.
Songtime.
Songtime.
Then we've got some entertainment news coming up.
Right, so we've gone half and half this week.
I've picked a couple of songs from movies.
You've picked a couple of songs from movies.
I'm definitely having my song on this.
this show.
100%
Okay, do you want to go first?
What song would you like to play?
You don't have to play them in any sort of order.
No? Okay.
Well then, just so I don't have to...
Kovinsky, Night Call.
Ah, you're getting in your...
Drive, baby.
It's finally here.
It's happening on Back Road and Chill.
And you and I come to jump.
How I be.
Love it.
That is a driving song.
That is the ultimate driving song.
Do I mean?
You'd just like not get off the motorway.
I wouldn't.
I just drive off a cliff if I had to.
Okay, a bit much.
Yeah, I went a bit farther, I didn't know.
Right.
You're joining us.
I'm so excited.
I'm kicking all the desk and everything.
I'm like, I haven't even had coffee today.
I'm so wired.
I'm just excited on life.
Right, I've got entertainment news.
What's been going on in the world of this world?
Hit me.
What's been going down?
This week.
In the entertainment world.
Well, okay.
So, have you heard of the Medal of Freedom Awards?
Yes.
Obama gave a lot of celebrities some medals.
I know.
Yes.
He gave Ellen to generous, Tom Hanks, Robert De Niro, Michael Jordan, Diana Ross, and a couple
of others.
Medals of Freedom, which is like the ultimate, one of the ultimate medals that you can
get in America.
It's like a lot higher than a Blue Peter badge then.
It's kind of like a shiny diamond one, Blue Peter badge.
That's really cool.
I heard Ellen had a really emotional speech.
Yeah.
That was what the internet was saying on my feeds.
Yeah, yeah.
And like, Obama got emotional as well.
because Ellen was one of the, she came out
20 years ago when coming out
wasn't like a cool thing.
Everyone now on YouTube is like coming out, even if they're not gay
and whatever.
And so
she did, she came out of the time when it wasn't
cool and it was kind of almost taboo
and so very, very brave lady.
And also she just does
some, like she's a talk show host
and she acts, like she's Dory for anyone who doesn't know.
Yes, she is Dory.
Yeah, of course.
And finding Nemo.
Yeah, so I was very talented, like, lovely lady
She's not one of the biggest talk shows in the US, hasn't you?
I visited the set in L.A.
Really?
What was that like?
Nobody was there, but I got to walk around.
It's a lot smaller than you'd think.
Than you'd expect.
Talk show, big talk show things.
You think it looks massive on the TV.
They're kind of like illusioned to look really big.
But it's actually...
It looks like a huge kind of church hall kind of room kind of thing.
No, no, no, no.
It's very small.
It's just thinking, whoa.
And, yeah, Tom Hanks.
And Michael Jordan, which is...
Michael Jordan, finally.
Which is a legend.
He's a living legend.
Space Jam.
Can we just say?
Best sports film ever.
Do you know, like that summer, that film came out,
I got my dad to buy a basketball hoop.
And I was out every single day.
For the whole summer.
I literally, I wanted to be, I didn't want to be Michael Jordan.
I wanted to be one of the monsters, man.
They were so cool.
I wanted to be Lola Bunny.
Oh, she was cool.
I literally used to be just every single day,
like, Lola Bunny!
And like, I was crissed.
crap at basketball as well, but I was
like determined. I did at least four weeks of it.
That's intense. You've even got hit in the face by basketball.
That's really intense.
They are deceptively hard.
They're very, very painful if you do get hit in the head with them.
Yeah, they're not, yeah, no.
It's not a good time.
Okay, what else is going on?
So, Adele is going to be doing two gigs at Wembley next year to end her tour.
So she's finally coming back to the homeland
because she's touring all around the world.
How long has she been touring for?
It's a year.
It's crazy.
She's off and off and off.
But she's going to come back,
which I don't think is a lot of gigs.
I think that's going to just...
For the home crowd.
That's not a lot of games at all.
Yeah, so two gigs at Wembley,
and then she's apparently quitting for 10 years.
What?
Are you serious?
Apparently.
That is insane.
Oh, she's got a baby.
She's got a baby.
She wants to have another baby,
and she said that now that her baby is old enough to go to school,
she doesn't want to keep...
She doesn't want to be away from him,
and she doesn't want to homeschool him on the tour
because that's not really a childhood.
So she's like, sorry, guys.
quitting for 10 years.
And then, yeah, kids coming first.
But that's a very clever lady
because in 10 years she's going to come back
and it's going to be like everyone.
Oh my God, Adele's back.
Drop your shopping.
Anarchy!
Riots!
Anarchy in the UK!
So that's going to be cool.
I don't know.
Are you guys, Adele fans at home?
What do you think about that?
Have her going away for 10 years.
Tweet us, let us know.
Tweet us at Fubbar Radio.
Email in chill at Fubbaradio.com.
We will shout you out, read out your things.
And what do you think about Ellen DeGeneris and, you know,
a medal of freedom.
Would you like a medal of,
What does it mean?
Does it mean something or does it not mean something?
And who else do you think deserves a medal of freedom?
Jada James.
Also, one of the major things that could happen this week is Kanye West got sectioned and hospitalized.
Yeah, you know what, yeah.
I've been hearing a lot of bad stuff about Kanye this week,
but I think everybody needs to remember that his mother passed away around this time,
a few years ago, and around this time every year, he goes a bit mental.
So people deal with depression in different ways.
That's the way I see it personally, you know?
That's true.
Yeah, I mean also, I guess nobody understands unless you are somebody who is in the crazy circus that is the Kardashian world.
Just how much pressure you have on people.
To be perfect all the time.
I think I've been close to a psychotic episode.
I think everyone has.
I've had loads of them.
I'm an actor.
But we don't have to do it in the public eye.
Public eye, yeah.
Crazy, more stressy.
And it's not fair.
Kanye is a genius.
So I think, you know, Paul Kanye, but he's in hospital.
Hospital for Thanksgiving.
Right, so a lot of celebrities this year
have been putting up their Christmas trees this week.
So that's five weeks early.
And there's been all this like hoo-ha event
about, is it too early?
Is it not too early?
When do you put your tree up?
When's the ideal.
When I used to have a tree,
I moved down, I couldn't be bothered anymore.
You don't do trees?
I don't do trees anymore.
Not even like a little plastic one?
Don't even, no.
I wish I did because I don't get presents anymore.
So it's like, what's the point?
What?
living in like 1920?
I don't get presents.
No, you hit a certain age, I guess, and then people just...
Oh, no, I still get a stocking.
I still get a box.
Oh, really?
Oh, yeah.
Well, lucky for some.
I'm like, just leave it.
There's my stocking, mother.
Where is it?
I still have my stocking.
I used to put it up on just the beginning of, like first of December.
First December.
Yeah.
Yeah, no, first weekend of December.
Yeah.
Because then you get maximum time out of your tree.
Yeah.
And then you take it down in June, like normal people.
Of course.
Leave a couple of fairy lights up a bit longer because I love fairy lights.
They're cool.
I don't know.
I think each to their own, I don't really give a shit.
I don't know why people are so...
Why is it a big deal?
Why is everyone like having a hua?
You don't live in their house.
I do exactly.
Sorry, excuse me, Hollywood will be for being festive.
Right, what do you guys think about that?
Email in, let us know what you think about.
Put your tree up early.
Is it too early?
Are we...
Because you've got those two types of people at Christmas.
You've got either like elf-style people.
What are they?
Who are like, Christmas, Santa!
Okay, yeah.
Oh, you've got people who.
We're just like, don't you shit?
I give a shit.
You made it sound like I'm one of those people.
Oh, you do give a shit.
I just can't be bothered to get a treat.
I'm always going to have to take it down and put it up.
That's a long process.
I actually, I like, but I prefer plastic trees.
Yes, they're easier.
Yeah, because I got a real tree one year.
No, worst thing I ever did.
And they smell funny as well after it.
It stank, pine cones, there's water everywhere.
The tree kind of pissed on the carpet.
It was like having a baby.
And then it's like a little ecosystem for new bugs and stuff.
I hate bugs.
You don't know.
You're squirrels, you bring it all guns, like, shit in your house.
No, yeah, a little plastic tree will just do me nicely.
Maybe I'll get one this year.
You've made me feel bad now, so I'm going to get one this year.
Once, I couldn't afford a tree, so I had to, like, improvise.
And I had one of those dressmakers mannequins in my house.
So I had...
You just put fairy lights on it.
I put fairy lights and tinsel, and I pinned on, like...
And it was actually really cool.
So maybe I'll just do my mannequin tree.
Manikin Challenge Christmas tree.
Tweet us at Food Bar Radio.
What's the weirdest thing?
What's a weird Christmas tradition that you guys have?
Because every family has their own little weird thing that they do.
Do you watch The Queen's Speech?
No.
I watch Home Alone every year.
Every year.
Without fail.
One and two, not three.
That was appalling.
But yeah, the first two.
There's only two.
There's only two Home Alone.
In my world.
Yeah, I mean, I was actually speaking with my friend last night.
We were trying to name, we said, right, top three Christmas movies.
And we shouted them out at the same time.
And we did the same film.
Oh, yeah.
What were they?
We were like, Elf, the Grinch.
Home alone!
So they're the ones that you kind of, every year, every year you go back to.
Yeah, so that's cool.
Right, let's pop along to another song, because we've got so many cool songs to get through today.
Your turn, hit me. What's your choice?
All right, I'm going to bring it out.
I'm going to go for a bit Pulp Fiction.
Ooh.
And this is the Missaloo.
Grand Chill with Johanna James and Noel on Fubar Radio.
Just realized that's a very sexual sound that comes on there.
Lovely.
Well, it is Friday.
It's back row.
and shill.
Backo and chill!
So you were just saying to me that you're off to the theatre this weekend.
I am, yes, tomorrow.
I'm so cultured.
So cult-led.
Museums and theatres.
I'm going to go see the Royal at the Tabernacle.
It's the last show.
What's about?
It's about a boxer named, I don't know.
And how he...
I don't know.
But there's a lady in it called Frank Ashman,
who I did a play with, and she's in it.
And she's asked me to come along.
So I want to go see it.
It was sold out when it was on last time.
Oh, wow.
With, um...
Not good with the names.
No, I'm shit.
Names, man.
Yeah.
But I heard it was good, so it should be fun.
Yeah.
Amazing.
I've not been to theatre in so long.
I've been looking at stuff that I want to go to.
I've booked a couple of things in for around the Christmas.
I'm going to go and see Peter Pan goes wrong.
Okay.
That sounds so fun.
Yeah, it's like from the play that goes wrong.
Have you seen that?
I haven't, no.
Absolutely hilarious.
I've seen the posters.
It's one of my top things that you should ever, ever, ever, ever, ever go and see if you're in London.
You've seen the book of the Mormons?
I've seen it four times.
Really?
Yeah, I know all the songs.
I even had a dream.
I had a dream that I played the girl.
I haven't seen it.
Even though she's black, it's fine.
I played it, okay?
I played the girl from the Ugandan village.
I know her.
I'm laughing like I know what you're talking about.
I haven't seen it before.
Is it good?
Is it that good?
Is it what everyone's talking, like, screaming about?
I've seen it four times and I bought the soundtrack.
Of course, yes, yes, so it must be.
If you like South Park, if you like that kind of humor,
It's like live South Park on stage.
Okay.
And it's unbelievably pushing the limit.
It's pushing.
It's not even on waiting list now.
You can just get it.
I got some on last minute.com.
Oh yeah?
Like quite cheaply as well.
Okay.
Yeah, like it's the hoo-ha around.
It's been there for over a year now.
So you can get tickets.
It's not that.
Are they like really extortionate kind of tickets?
No.
I mean, I've got in for like, what was it?
Last Minute.com.
I think it was around 30 quid.
Oh, that's all right.
Yeah.
And then they also do this thing.
every Monday night where they do like a
raffle outside. I heard about this.
And I won tickets in the raffle.
You put me name in and then they just draw out a couple names.
Is there normally not that many names in there?
Yeah, because it's just like a random thing
at about four o'clock on a Monday outside the theatre.
And me and a friend, we got tickets pulled out
and you get front row seats for 20 quid.
It was so god.
That's dope. That's on my to-do list now.
Because I think the Book of Mormon,
if you don't know what it is,
it doesn't seem that appealing as in the sound of the book of Mormon.
But it's about these two,
young Mormon boys
because every Mormon when they reach 18 they have to go
on a mission with like a two year they get sent
to as part of the world. I've heard about this.
They go in pairs and they have to, the rule
is that they can never leave their pairs side
and they have to go out and they have to mission
be missionaries in a foreign country for two
years. Okay. Every Mormon
boy has to do it. So it's about
these two Mormon boys who gets paired up
one who, they really want to go to
Orlando, Florida and they get sent
to Uganda. And one
of them's like, it's like Lion King.
But it's not.
And then they end up going to this really, really rough, proper hardcore Uganda village.
Okay.
And there's like a rebel gang leader called General Mother But Fucking Naked.
Is that his actual name?
Yeah.
Wow.
And he's going to terrorise the village and cut off all the clitorises in the villages.
As you do.
Yes.
And then one of the guys gets this idea that maybe if he goes and if he tries to convert general motherbuttucking naked,
To Mormon.
Into the Mormonism.
Then he'll be get loads of like kudos from the Mormons and maybe he'll get to go home.
So it's just like this like disastrous mission trip.
Right.
With like culture clash and religion clash.
It sounds like an absolutely amazing place.
It's so funny.
And they kind of take the piss out of.
Because the thing is is they take the piss out of Mormons, but they also take the piss out of pretty much every race culture.
So it's religion, everything.
Yeah.
That's the South Park way though.
Apart from they don't take the piss out of Islam.
I think that was like too much.
Oh no.
They've done that already.
though haven't they but not in this play in this play they don't really mention but when they when they
when they did they went hard team america oh yeah yeah so i think they got enough death threats
to stop doing that but they so you it's an inclusive um the amount of um sort of controversy in there
but i yeah i recommend so play the way wrong which i've also seen four times and book of mormon
and my top like funny if you really if you want a big belly laugh and a little bit of pee coming out
then you know he doesn't love a little bit of pee in your laugh but
A little bit of laughing, P.
You know, we are getting older.
Right, cool, cool, cool.
So, what time are we?
God, the time is flying where.
We're halfway through our show.
Oh, we already?
No, no, halfway through the first half hour.
Oh, gosh.
I'm not that good at time, am I?
It's 15 minutes.
Well, because we're nearly coming up to our first guest
is going to be on very shortly.
We've got Charlotte Richie.
She's going to be, we're going to try and do a technology thing
where we get her on the phone and speak to her
because she's in fresh meat.
Dope.
And she's, I think she's,
she's in like a Panto that's coming up because
Ozzy's never seen Panto.
I've never seen a Panto before.
I've never been in one.
I don't know, you know, the Panto life.
British tradition.
I, you know, I suck.
I love Panto. Love a bit of it.
You always used to go see it. I was in one myself
probably about nine years ago now.
And I don't know, what are you guys
feelings on Panto out there?
Tell me, why should I go and watch one?
What's the big deal?
And what's the best Panto you've ever seen?
Because I was trying to explain to Ozzie
what it's about. It's a bit like a, it's normally a fairy story that's been adapted or twisted,
and there's lots of cross-dressing. Yes, I heard about this. Lots of shouting, like, he's the high
and you and stuff. And yeah, I don't know, it's cool. I played Cinderella. I did Cinderella
years and years and years ago. What was the, what was the best part of playing Cinderella at Panto?
Well, we did this bit where at the ball, when we went into the ball, and then we went into this
weird, like, dream sequence, and then they turned it into, you know, in Titanic when
So her and the prince were like at the bow of the ship,
a bit like sort of Jack and Rose.
And it was really funny, really pissed, really pissed like.
I think that was probably my favorite moment.
Yeah, dude.
Although it was pretty awkward because the director said,
well, we're going to have, in the traditional story of Cinderella,
there's the prince, and then there's Cinderella's best friend Buttons,
who's like this kind of funny, jokey clown guy.
That's the original story?
Well, the Panto story.
Oh, okay, yeah.
And Buttons is in love with Cinderella and Cinderella forces.
This is a weird, like, triangle thing.
Okay.
And the director was like, I really want to play on that triangle thing.
And I want maybe to have it so that Cinderella doesn't know who to choose,
the Prince or Buttons.
And then we're going to ask the audience, like,
Twilight, Twilight-esque, Cinderella.
It was very Twilight-Tesky, yeah.
But what had happened was me and the guy who played buttons,
we had like great chemistry.
And me and the guy who played the Prince, we didn't get on.
And I think that translated on stage.
Oh, no.
And it got to the point where, like, at the end of the show,
I would have to ask all the kids, like, who should I choose?
Buttons!
And everyone's screaming.
Get it with buttons.
And I have to choose the prince, obviously, because I have to end the story probably.
So I have to go, oh, what do I hear?
The Prince.
The Prince.
Go completely turned up.
That is hilarious.
So, yeah, I love a bit of Palant-O.
Right, right, okay, we're going to pop to one of, wait, wait, wait, right, okay, was it your song?
It's your song now.
Is it my song now?
Okay, I'm going to go for one that, heathens, 21 pilots from suicide.
Squad. Oh, nice.
Okay. I really like this song.
That's have a go. It's Back Row and Chill.
Back Row and Chill with Johanna James
on Fubar Radio.
Now I just can't hear anything but the sex sound now.
Never noticed that for like 10 weeks.
Rattle, that was a good rendition. I prefer that one.
That was better.
Could you record it for us?
I shall. I shall. We'll always have you on the show.
Right, so we're just merely about to talk to our first guest
today. I've been having a little look this week on
what's coming out.
what's coming up in movie wise yes and stuff so I thought I'd do a little section on maybe
what is coming out if I got my link I've got my link I'm coming out I like it I like it
right so in my researching I found there's a new Martin Scorsese film yes that everyone's having
silence that's the one isn't it I watched the trailer for the first time the day
Andrew Garfield and Adam Driver from who's the bad guy in Star Wars and the guy the girls love in girls
Yeah, so the guys love him, the girls love him everybody loves him
He's a great actor though, he's just he's so different and he's very
Intense like he's a good actor, I like him and Andrew Garfield both of them both of them I mean yeah
Andrew Garfield he you know in that
That's sci-fi film where he played a clone
I can't remember the name of it now
I wish I knew what that film was.
He's got Cura Knightley and it's got Carrie Mulligan.
Huh.
It's like, not Edge of Tomorrow.
That's the Tom Hanks.
No, Tom, oh gosh, my film knowledge is going,
I don't know that one.
But anyway, it was a couple years ago.
He was in this film with Kieran Knightley,
and it was about this kind of dystopian thing
about these clones were made.
And as like a kind of...
That was British, right?
Yeah, yeah.
I know the one you're talking about, yeah.
Yeah.
Anyway, so this film is like 26 years to finish this
Passion Project, Martin Scorsese.
So it looks absolutely amazing.
It's like 17th century Portuguese priests in rural Japan.
Yes, and they're trying to bring Christianity to Japan, I'm guessing, from the trailer.
Well, they're in search of their mentor, Liam Neeson, who's got lost.
So it's like taken in reverse.
Oh.
You know, now he's missing.
It's not a Liam Neeson film until somebody gets taken.
Liam Neeson is taken in its priests and it's in Japan.
And it looks amazing.
and I think that's got a lot of people buzzing.
Oscar worthy, are we thinking maybe?
Possibly.
I mean, can you just imagine the tension,
the acting tension between Liam Neeson and Adam Driver
and Nigel Garfield?
Yeah, that would be pretty intense.
You could just cut it and chew it and spit it right out again.
Spit it back out again.
Okay, I think we've got Charlotte on the line.
Let's see.
It's hope and pray and cross our fingers
to see if Charlotte is here.
Hello?
Hello.
Oh, Charlotte.
Hello.
Hello, Charlotte.
How art thou?
Welcome to the show.
Thank you.
I've been listening like a sort of creep in the background.
ages, actually.
Oh, we didn't.
Oh, God, there was me, like, blabbering away.
We didn't even, sorry.
No, I'm glad to hear it.
Amazing.
So, we were, well, we, we were prepping our, our listeners to say that you are known,
you're known for fresh meat, but many other things as well.
And at the moment, you're, you're doing pantos.
We're also talking about panto and other people love it or hate it.
Yeah.
So, yeah, tell everybody a little bit about the panto that you're doing at the moment.
So, we're doing a panto at the new diorama.
Theatre, which is in
kind of near Houston
in London, North London,
and it's a take on
Dick Whittington, which is the story
of the man who became
Thrice Mayor of London.
Threthes? I like that word.
Threis. And it was actually a true
story. He did, it was a real man
who became London mayor three
times. Too many times.
And I played
Dick Whittington, but we call him
Ricky Whittington in this version.
And it's a sort of anti-panto. It's actually
not a love strong to pantomimes
it sort of sends up
the pantomime
future so yeah and it's kind of about a young
person's experience of London
moving to London from outside to London
nice a little bit more
and and as Ricky Whittington
are you cross-dressing
or are you playing? I guess I am
I mean
the thing is that I'm not
your gender neutral it's so PC
I'm wearing trousers I am
cross-dressing I'm wearing trousers
but it's now
as a normal girl may
may look
so yeah
I am I am playing a man
yes
and there's a few references to that
but it's not
it's not kind of a necessary detail
but I am I am
but it's not tight
like green tights of boots
yeah okay
are there are there songs and things
yeah it's essentially
it's essentially a kind of musical
a satirical musical
it's quite difficult to
describe without sort of sounding pompous
but it's a tyrical, musical, and there's a lot of singing, and as it looks, it's pretty funny,
but you never know.
Until we get an audience in front of us, we won't know if it's funny, but to us it's funny.
And it's great.
It's really well written, and the rest of the cast are so, so talented and so good.
So it should be, yeah, a good evening out.
It's not for children.
That's important to exercise.
Oh, I see.
Oh, great.
Oh, that's amazing.
And so it's in the, what was that theatre again that you said?
It was near Houston.
The new diorama.
New diorama.
Yeah.
It's just kind of near the hospital at Houston.
In case it's so bad.
Anyone else?
For someone who has never seen any pantos before,
would you recommend this one as one to compare it to?
Like a starter.
A starter panto, as you will, for me.
Yeah, I think so.
I mean, I think it would be a shame
because I feel it may ruin pantos for you in the future.
So if you have a desperate desire to see a pantomime,
don't see this one.
Oh, wow. Okay.
But I think, I've only seen one pantomime, and I know, like, the other day I'd
to explain to my Australian housemate what all the, like, typical things that happen in the
pantomime are.
Yeah.
And as I was describing it, I was like, how is it a thing?
Yeah.
I just know about.
And so he had no idea what I was talking about.
So I think it would be fun regardless of it if you know the pantomime structure.
Like, it's a good show anyway.
Just have a drink and roll with it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And it's like a small auditorium.
It's like a really small.
theater, small cast and it's just like kind of yeah it's just really fun basically it's a good
Christmas outing that's amazing sounds like fun and what are you doing outside of the Panto world at
the moment are you doing have you got anything planned for next year or um I don't next year is looking
nicely open nice like fresh yeah fun employed um but I'm I've got the new series of call the midwives
is coming out on Christmas day oh I love that that's my people I'm doing yeah even though it's done
I love Call the Midwife.
It's like a family.
I watch it.
That's my favorite thing on Christmas Day to watch.
And it always gets me.
It's siblings coming back.
It's not.
No.
This is our cue to boo, the BBC.
This is sad news for me.
I actually really like that show.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, thanks.
Yeah, it's like a particular taste.
Some people really hate it.
Some people love it.
I love it.
I think it's great.
The characters are really awful.
Awful and the best character.
away though. Yeah, yeah. Liberating.
Do you get more
recognised publicly for your character
on Fresh Meat, Siblings or Culver Midwife? Which one
do you get most sort of taps on the shoulder for?
It really varies.
For some reason when I look really hungover,
or like ill, I get recognised
for fresh meat.
I don't really understand why and it's always embarrassing.
But I did want to have
a couple of nine-year-olds come up to me
and say, it's you. And I thought, I can't
be scared to let you watch Fresh
And then I realized, I realized it was called the midwife.
So it really varies, actually, yeah, depending on the age group.
You kind of got to wait for them to say what they know you from.
Yes, I am.
That idiot that lists everything I've ever done.
And then they realise they just know because I live next door to a little.
And now you're going to have that panto.
You're going to be like, you're the girl from that amazing panto, but it's not a panto.
Panto that put me off pantos for life.
Oh, well, that's really cool.
Well, thank you.
because that's, I wish I was in a panther this year as well now.
It's got me all, like, reminiscing about...
I really want to watch one now.
We've talked about it so much.
It's so glittery.
It's one I've just told you about...
No, everyone.
So everyone, just to rehash again for our audience.
Ricky Whittington and his cat, the new diorama theatre.
And when does it start?
Are you already up, or is it...
No, no, we're rehearsing at the moment.
Oh, the best of fun.
Yeah, yeah, it's fun.
Yeah, so we finish rehearses in about a week and a half,
and then we start about the 12th.
of 13th of December
The lucky 13th of December
Running into January
Yeah till the 7th of January
And it's 8 shows a week
So there's no excuse
Oh wow
You're going to be like
Trim for Christmas
Oh sure
Oh I'll be eating that turkey
Amazing
Amazing
Amazing make sure you do all your warm up
Oh thank you so much for chatting to us Charlotte
That's super super fun
And all the best of luck
I actually really want to go check that out
I do like
I do want to see it
Yeah totally man
We're going to go check you out
Thank you well not you out
The show up
I mean, what?
False.
Thanks, Charlotte.
Bye.
Thank you so much.
Bye.
Bye.
Oh, God, that was a Freudian slip in half, wasn't it?
Oh, right.
I'm not even lesbian, but okay.
She is beautiful.
She's very beautiful.
She's really good in siblings as well.
I love that show.
That show is really, I like binging on old-school Netflix shows.
Old school Netflix shows.
Old school Netflix.
Okay, I'm going to go for another song.
What am I going to go for?
What is your choice?
I'm going to go for a Pete Township.
song
from it's called Let My Love Open the Door
and it's in like 56 million different movies
I don't think I've ever heard of this one.
Rom Combs?
A lot of rom-coms.
It's pretty much in every Adam Sandler film
Oh really?
I know this one then I should know this song.
Well we're going to have a boogie to it now because it's like proper
cheese, 80s lovely amazingness.
Okay, it's back room and chill.
It's like 80s jizz everywhere.
Amazing.
Okay.
Right, we've got our next guest.
covered on Anna and Gabriela from the Underwire Festival,
which I initially didn't know what that was.
I'm confused it for the Underbelly Festival.
And then I did my research and found out it's actually a festival
all about celebrating and honoring women who work in film.
This is dope, man.
I've got a lot of female actor friends who would love this, actually.
Exactly.
So we're going to hopefully grab them on the line.
Let's see if they are there.
Anna and Gabriela, are you with us?
Hello.
Hello.
Oh, the joys of technology.
Thank you so much for coming on the show.
It's not futuristic.
I can't deal with it.
Yeah, thanks so much for coming up on the show.
No, that's fine.
And so where are you ladies at the moment?
Are you...
We're in London.
You're in London.
Okay, so one of you had an accent.
I was like, oh, are we speaking to somebody over the pond?
No, okay.
We're huddled over a phone at the cell phone center.
Amazing.
Well, we would just sort of...
You guys can obviously explain probably what...
The Underwire Festival is about better than I can.
If you want to just let our listeners know what's going on,
what's happening in London right now.
So the Underwire Festival started in 2010.
It's in year seven.
Anna has grown it massively this year, which is really exciting.
It's taking place at some of the best screens in the country.
So we're at the Barbican, the BFI, the Genesis Cinema,
the Art House and Crouch End, and Tantley Picture House.
and the Prince Charles Cinema as well
and we recognise
female filmmakers working not just in directing
but in producing and editing
cinematography, animation, productions,
and there goes on, 12 categories.
Amazing.
That's dope.
Very cool.
That's really exciting and I had a little look at the,
I went online because you get really easy
to book tickets to go and see and they had
it was like a screening afternoon
of lots of different shorts
which is super interesting.
because instead of going and seeing one long huge film,
you can go and just see loads of different
and fill your brain with loads of little different stories.
I prefer shorts at festivals, to be fair,
because you do get to see, like you said, you get to see more.
You see way more stories and way more.
And they looked really different as well,
which was nice, nice range of different stories.
So inspiring.
So you, Anna and Gabriela, what is your role,
is it outside of the Underwire Festival?
That's what I'm trying to say.
Do you, are you guys filmmakers yourself?
No, well, Gabriella, who co-founded a festival back in Sarasm 10, is a screenwriter,
who's now just options of a very, very exciting book.
Oh, yeah, I've got to tell you the title of the pre-10.
It's called The Knitting Circle, Rapist Annihilation Squad.
Wow, that sounds intense.
Throw some zombies in there, got yourself a film.
Yeah.
Allender Girls meets natural-born killers.
Oh, nice.
That's incredible.
That's amazing, a knitting squad.
You doesn't want to see that, right?
That sounds dope.
That sounds amazing.
I want like a badge, like I'm in the knitting squad.
Well, that's really exciting because I know a lot of, well, I've worked, well, with both actors,
but I've worked in a lot of film sets sort of behind and on screen,
and there is actually a lack of women in the main roles.
You kind of just assume that the gaffers, very rarely have I seen full-on lady crews.
It's true.
which is so exciting
because there are.
I've had some
met some amazing women
who...
I worked with a really amazing
cinematographer called Maya in Jet Trash
actually.
She was the one that DLP
the whole film and she
knew exactly
what she was doing
in a sense of
when the director would be like
I want a shot like this
she'd be like
no, you want this
and it would be absolutely epic
you know.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
I mean that's one of the
defining things about
underwires
that we look beyond just the directors,
which are obviously hugely important,
but we want to recognize this as well,
women working as sound designers,
the cinematographers, like you said,
production designers, animators.
So we kind of spotlight the people behind the camera
and what they do as well,
especially in short film,
because it's very, very exciting, very new talent,
and it's at the point of that,
at the stage of their careers,
where they really need to be supported and recognized.
Yeah.
It's really pleased as well that you said about the diversity
you spotted on the films that you see you had a look at
because on the Saturday, which is basically a day full of short films, as you said,
we get this incredible variety of material submitted.
So it's not just like in specific genres, we have music videos,
we have dance films, we have animation, documentary, as well as drama.
And we really want people to kind of get the sense of the vibrancy of material that's out there.
There's such a problem with people.
having a narrow vision of what films women are able to do.
And of course, it's all a bit ridiculous, thank you.
So it's lovely to shatter some of those stereotypes with the work for Underwire.
Definitely.
And I remember once I went in for a, it was a comedy series.
And it was, the humour was very dark.
And then I remember going in one of the final auditions and they said,
all the writers sitting in on the panel today.
I was like, oh, hello.
And then this little blonde lady was like, hi, I missy.
I wrote the series.
I was like, oh my gosh.
This came from a woman.
This is amazing.
And I didn't, I mean, her jokes were,
it was like way past sort of in between a toilet humor and stuff.
And it all came from, it all came from Izzy.
And she's like this sweetest little blonde girl.
And, yeah, that was really.
So that I, and I realized that I, even myself as a girl, I judged scripts.
Oh, yeah, okay.
And I just assumed.
Because you were surprised.
We've actually got a program of short comedy films as well.
And most of them are actually quite.
dark.
Yeah.
So that also will shatter all expectations.
That's true and is one of her
partner's venues at the Prince Charles Cinema
in central London.
And the wrong end of the stick.
Could that have been in the best...
It's nominated for Best Animated Choice.
Oh, wow.
I mean, that sounds funny.
I mean, that's...
It's like, but it's properly dark and twisted
and it's just so much fun, and it's like
quite outrageous.
And yeah, I highly recommend
that it's called
the historical programs at 865
on the 1st of December at the Prince of Charles
it's just some kind of
wild stuff in there that absolutely
takes you out of your comfort zone and
hopefully leaves you on the floor
giggling and stitches. That's amazing
so if anyone wants to get involved or go along
and watch or network or whatever they need to go
to your website
yeah that's the best port of call
at underwear festival.com we've got
all of the events, the shorts with screen
features as well and do
special events and discussions as
always centered around women working film and trying to make a difference in a way.
Amazing.
Well, thank you so much.
I was going to ask, how long is it until?
Oh, yeah.
How long does it go until this?
Oh, it starts next week.
Oh, brilliant.
Okay.
Oh, brilliant.
Okay.
And it runs all the way up until Sunday.
Amazing.
Dope.
People wanted to come and just see, I mean, I know, like, maybe looking at the program,
people thinking, oh, my gosh, I don't know what to see.
I mean, if you want to just see, like, the best of the best,
then we've got all of the award winners
that's sort of extra prize for filmmakers
for all the award winning films being shown
at the BFI on Sunday of course
in a double bill
so that's going to
You're going to see a ton of awesome staff
Yeah, okay
And that day as well
As a kind of fun to round off the festival
We're doing a couple of events
With the Genesis cinema in the afternoon
We're showing the early short work
Of incredible British directors
like Rin Ramsey, like Destiny A Caraga
like Andrew Arnold,
so we're showing a bunch of the early short film
and Red Road. And Red Road
which celebrates the 10 year anniversary
this year. So we're doing that,
showing that on 35 mil, which is going to be really, really special.
Oh, that's going to be amazing.
Film nerds, get down.
Get your film nerd on. I'm excited.
Get your film nerd on. Well, thank you so much.
This is like super, super interesting and I'm all,
I'm so up for like Girl Power. So thank you.
Thanks so much. Can I just double check, right?
I heard that this is a totally, I was going to get embarrassed now,
I heard this is a totally uncensored radio show.
It is.
That's true.
Yeah.
So can I just say, come to you fucking bollet?
Yes.
You just did.
You just did.
We were already.
Oh, thank you.
I wanted to you.
I promised my mom I would.
Amazing.
Thanks so much.
Have a fantastic weekend.
All the best of luck for festival.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Bye.
Oh, my God.
What wacky ladies.
That was jokes.
That festival is amazing.
That doesn't sound really cool.
Yeah, I'm all for it.
Because I make comedy, people, maybe people listening to the show, don't even know who I am.
I'm Johanna James and I make comedy, my own comedy sketches on Facebook and YouTube and social media and stuff.
And even I find that there are not a lot of girls doing it.
I find really rare.
American viner's yeah.
Yeah, yeah, that's true.
English girls.
So I'm really trying to just do it.
And I'm coming up against us.
People say if I make a sketch.
with another guy, we do like a collaboration.
Very often or not, I won't be tagged on the video,
even if it was my idea, my concept, on my edit.
What?
They will just assume that it was the boys' idea.
Oh, really?
So more often than not, it's like guys being invited to be in my sketches.
And they'll get the credit for it.
That's not cool.
It's kind of annoying because in my head, I don't see any different,
like, I don't see any difference between the boys and girls.
We're just all comedians.
Yeah.
And then I'm just like, what?
Why am I?
What?
I find it really, really annoying.
That's not cool, man.
So a little tiny little feminist is growing in me
just because I found that people were like misinterpreting
or like not crediting me properly.
It's like that South Park episode.
There's a whole big thing on South Park now,
storyline where Cartman doesn't believe women are funny
and then he like changes everything
and like falls in love with this girl
because he realizes, oh my God, women are funny.
But you should watch it.
It's pretty good if you don't believe women are funny.
If you don't believe women are funny.
I don't know.
Do you believe, I mean, maybe we should start a debate right now.
If you feel women are funny, who's your favorite female comedians?
Or sometimes, if you're honest, my boyfriend is like, not a lot of women will make me laugh.
Like, I'm sorry.
Tina Fey is pretty funny.
And then I always pick him up because every time I make him laugh, I'm like, I made you laugh.
And I'm a girl.
See?
See?
Ha ha ha.
So I don't know.
What do you feel like?
Just be honest with us.
It's chill at fubaradio.com.
Pop us an email or tweet us at Fubbar Radio and we'll shout you out.
We'll get you involved.
I think I did the last song, didn't I?
You did, it's my turn.
Okay.
What are you going to go for?
I'm going to go for
Kid Cudy, Pursuit of Happiness.
Prudy Happiness.
Oh my God, I don't think it's on my...
What?
No.
Maybe it's not on my red...
Oh, no, it's here.
It's fine.
I found it. I found it.
It was just right in front of me.
I'm blind.
Okay, so this is...
Yes, this is Kid Cudy, A Pursuit of Happiness
from the film, Project X.
I was going to say, from Pursuit of Happiness?
No.
From Project X.
Let's give it, listen.
I don't believe I know this one.
Let's have a look.
This Popperton is Kent Jones.
And usually I like to be in the front.
But right now, this is back row and chill.
Back row.
Back row and chill.
How did you learn an American accent?
I watch a lot of American TV.
Yes, what I did as well.
What's the first thing you're about to do in American accent with?
The first job.
Yeah.
In the Heart of the Sea was my first American job.
Yeah.
And that's historical American.
Was that different?
Oh yeah, that is historical.
Yeah, it was more like...
You can't really come in like Compton.
Hey, yeah, what's good?
Whale?
What's happening?
No, I had to...
Because I guess it was a more southern then.
Yeah.
Everything was really southern.
Which is easier to do than during all, I think.
Oh, yeah.
Southern bail, just kind of roll everything.
You got more time to think about it.
You got a lot more time to think about what you won't say.
You just kind of thinking.
Didn't sound like you're thinking.
He sounded like a...
What's her face from true blood?
Oh, Suki Stackhouse.
What's the name?
I love her.
I know.
Hi, my name is Suki Stackhouse.
I think I'm just going to say that in a club next time.
Someone's like, what's your name?
Suki Stackhouse.
Isn't that from?
Nope.
No, yeah.
I remember had that for,
because I used to do that sort of Am Dram theater
and a lot of the stuff is American.
So as a kid, I had to like, you know, put in Annie
or putting Bugsy Malone or whatever.
And you've got to just put the accent on.
Just straight away, yeah.
So I remember just watching and watching and be playing a lot of
DVDs and trying to just parrot it
really.
An American, I can do American.
It's easier for me to do American.
Like, most my auditions are American, but when I have to do
a British audition, I feel like I have to put on
a British accent, because I do it so much, I've got this
annoying American twang. I never lived there in my life.
I don't know why I've got this twang.
I do the same. I do the same. People are like, people all the time
on my Snapchat, whatever, they're like, where are you from?
I'm from England, I just talk from everywhere.
Or I do that in my swing as well. I swing
because I grew up in Lewisham
and I went to like
Debtford, I went to primary school in Debtford
so I was like water
and I was like real like you know
down that thing
and then when I went to secondary school
I went to like a it used to be an ex
it was like a girl's private school
and so I ended up talking about the queen
water water so I kind of just sway between the two
depending on what I feel like
so I kind of wake up
however I wake up in the day
I'm either from Brooklyn or I don't know
Nigeria or something
I'm right to feel
yeah it's kind of
accents are weird ones but I love that and I really admire those people who can just switch between like 26 accents and they can just
I got a friend that can do that and it's so so annoyingly talented I know she does it like South African Russian Australian like Chinese it's just
I can't do it in a way that it's like offensive you know some people do accents and are you obviously being racist now no no it's just authentic like yeah crazy if you've got the ear for it like I remember I they auditioned for a film and they were like can you do Scottish and I was like can I
Of course I could do Scottish.
No, I had to like, and you know what,
there's a surprisingly not a lot of videos on YouTube
teaching you how to do Scottish acting.
So I managed to do it, and I managed to do the film,
and I was filming in Glasgow with proper Glasgow
and they congratulated me.
They're like, well done, you sound like you from Glasgow.
I was like, wait.
But then when it got to the ADR after the film,
they were like, could you just talk a little bit?
We just want to get you, maybe just add up a few lines,
and I'm like, no, I can't.
I can say my lines from the film.
And that is it.
I can't add lib in Scottish, sorry.
I think the only times I've actually had to get a dialect coach for an accent was Northern.
I struggle with Northern quite a lot.
I've got a northern friend at the moment.
So whenever I'm around him, I tend to sort of go a little bit more north.
Like, hello, you're right.
I sing it.
Every time I try it, like, it's never Liverpool, but I always go to, like, Liverpool and all that.
And it's really bad, like, because that's not where they want me to be from.
But like, you're kind of swinging left of the world.
Swinging a miss.
Right, so a couple more movies
I did a lot of research this week
So I'm going to make sure we get it in
More films that are coming up and coming out
So wedding crashes apparently after 11 years
It's coming back
With Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn
And Ila Fisher apparently is up for it as well
And they're talking about getting some of the original
Like Bradley Cooper's first film
Was it?
It was like one of his first major
One of his first ones yeah
Before he was a huge, he'd do it again
I hope so
He definitely do it again
So apparently it's been written by the same guy who has just written the new Ice Cube movie, Fist Fight.
Oh, cool. I didn't know about that either.
That's about two. It's Kevin Hyden, that?
No, it's not. It's about two teachers who fall out.
Yes, I have learned about it. They have a big light.
Yeah, that's amazing.
It's got one of the guys from horrible bosses in it.
Yeah, the little one.
And always sunny in Philadelphia, that dude.
So, yeah, wedding crutches is back up about the, you know, I think that, I mean, I love, I love an old Owen Wilson.
Oh, and Wilson's great.
I love him with, my favorite one is when he was with Jackie Chan in Shanghai No, I haven't seen that film.
Oh my gosh, check out Jackie Chan and Owen Wilson. I think it's on Netflix.
Maybe. He's going to film this out now, I think, called Masterminds with Zach Glyphanakis as well.
Oh, I love him.
This is a funny film. This is really funny. It's really good.
Gallifanakis is going to be, God, say that turn to him.
It was a Galaphanacna. I said Gilafinacus. I said Gilafinacus.
Gallifanacus. Just saying a southern drawl and it's fine.
Galapenacus. Get away with everything.
Um, right, yeah, so that's, um, what I've got coming out.
Oh, not, I've already done the Martin Scorsese one.
So that's what's coming out at the moment.
Um, oh, no, I've got a couple of trailers to play.
So there's one, um, which is called the zookeeper's wife.
Okay.
Which is, um, Jessica Chastain.
Oh, love her.
So, yeah, and apparently it's based on a true story.
I love truth.
A truth story.
It's based in Poland about this lady who, obviously, is a zookeeper's wife, as the title would say.
and it's set in the war when the Nazis took over Poland
and apparently she
took it upon herself to hide the children
from the Germans in the zoo
Oh wow
So like the zoo was just
This is a true story
Yeah the zoo was stuffed with children
Wow
Hiding
Like with bears and stuff and all that kind of stuff
Yeah I mean I think the animals in all the raids
The animals got taken but the zoo
Remained yeah
So I'm going to play a little bit of snippet of the trailer
Because this is coming out on
2000,
I'm going to be in 2017,
aren't we?
Oh my God.
So this is the zookeeper's wife.
The country's completely
overrun.
They are forcing
juice out of their homes.
They're taking us all to the ghetto.
Of people
are dying.
The littlest of children.
We have room.
We could hide them.
Bring as many
as you can.
All the
Terrible time you must have had.
German troops come every morning.
Come to make a sound.
Oh. Oh.
That sounds dark.
It's getting a moche. I know.
Dark.
I don't know about...
I mean, I actually don't know fully what a Polish accent's like,
but it doesn't sound right on just like adjusting.
That's like a random Polish.
I don't know.
She maybe sounded Romanian.
Yeah.
I auditioned for a film in Romanian.
Really?
I auditioned as a Romanian prostitute.
Let's hear it.
But I didn't get it.
What are my lines?
I don't know.
I had to like
miss out certain words
so you'd be like
I am,
no, no,
I am Romanian is a word,
isn't it?
Yeah.
I'm from Romagna.
Oh, okay, I see what you mean.
That kind of thing.
But I didn't get it
because I said
that I was too pretty
to be a prostitute.
I was like,
mate,
I wouldn't have worn makeup
and then we'll be fine.
Like, I can do this again.
I can rough up.
I don't just roll out of bed
and just turn up.
I didn't wake up like this.
Yeah,
I was like,
it was one of those times when it was like,
wait, wait,
Has anyone got to make it wait?
We'll be fine.
I can do it, I promise.
It's like,
Charlie's their own and monster,
we'll do this,
it's fine.
Yeah, I didn't get it.
But I quite enjoyed, you know,
being a Romanian for that one day or whatever.
Okay, so,
oh, the other trailer that I found online
that I thought was pretty interesting
is a film called The Comedian,
which has got Robert De Niro
and a whole host of...
What's this about?
Well, essentially it's about the...
Oh, that's what the sound is.
I can hear something.
like crackling away, you're fiddling
with foil. It's my foil, yes.
Your foile. It's Robert De Niro
plays like a kind of
grumpy comedian,
I guess, or famous
stand-up comedian. This is a true story as well?
I don't think so.
But anyway, let's just play this little trailer
and we'll see, but again this is coming out,
2017's got a bit buzz around it.
Here he is. My famous brother,
Jackie Burke. How are the kids?
Kid. We have one kid.
She's an adult now.
She's getting married.
I thought she was a date.
You say lesbian.
Got a possible gig.
What do I have to do with children's birthday party?
Do you want a job or do you want to be an ass?
Do I have to choose?
I sure.
Mr. Jackie Burke is in the house.
Let's talk about this a portion of a town you live in.
Hicksville.
You get me this, Amy?
What do you do it?
You do it?
How many hours did you guys?
A hundred.
Me too.
My dad used to love your TV show.
We've watched every episode.
Always nice to meet a fan.
Are you free on Sunday?
I have a wedding to go to my niece's wedding.
You can be my wing man.
We have a few laughs.
You are on Kimmel.
You're on Fallon.
Ladies and gentlemen, Jackie Burke.
There, it looks...
That sounds cool.
Looks fun.
Just different kind of...
Two very different kind of films there.
It's like comedian, but I don't think it's going to be a comedy, though.
No, no, no.
I think it's definitely more...
Because apparently, you know, comedians and people who are funny as a job,
often are the most sad people.
Yeah.
I heard that as well, yeah.
You just step off the stage.
Yeah, so it's kind of, I don't know, that one tickled me.
So we have got our next guest, Terry Sam Jr., in the studio.
So we're going to pop to a song, and we're going to get him ready.
It's your turn to pick a song.
Loobbed up, and we'll get him in the studio.
Oh, I've just seen. I've just seen.
We've got some emails through.
That's just quickly divert to this.
So this is from Martin.
He says, hey, my family like to drink from breakfast,
and they have a row over Christmas dinner, and they fall asleep after the Queen's speech.
I look forward to it all year.
Wow.
Yeah, I mean, I'm not a big drinker at Christmas.
I tend to just go straight for the chocolate box.
I love a mould wine.
Mould anything during Christmas.
It's amazing.
Mould pizza.
Mold pizza.
Mold turkey.
Cool.
Okay, we've got another one from Marlon Tooting.
He says, I'm going back to my family for Christmas.
They're all vegetarians and I've started eating meat again,
but I haven't told them as they hate it.
I'm having a second Christmas at the beginning of January.
We can go home and have a nice chicken and not bloody toast.
He should just go and just take a big
KFC bucket. Surprise,
bidsches, I eat meat now. You're missing
out. I'm home.
Where's the chugging?
Oh my gosh. Oh no. All the whole
vegetarians. I wonder why he started eating meat
again, Marl? That's
interesting. Oh, there's one more as well
from Lissy. Says, hi guys. My mom always
used to creep in and pretend she was Santa
when she put the stocking on my bed. Even the
next day she broke character.
She never broke character going, oh, Santa
was good to you last night.
Bearing in mind, I was 16 at this point,
I knew Santa wasn't real.
Not really a weird one.
Yeah, but no, but I had that.
My mum used to sneak in and she'd do the Santa stuff.
And actually, that's how I realized that Santa wasn't real.
Because one year I woke up and I saw my mom fill in my stocking.
And it was like, oh, my God, Santa's not real.
Dream shatting.
But then I even managed to persuade my brain.
I was like, no, I didn't see her filling the stocking.
I actually saw her retrieving the stocking to take it.
And I was like, she was obviously just moving it,
to be in a better position.
Santa obviously asked her to move it for him.
That's exactly what happened.
So I managed to believe in my spirit,
even though I knew it wasn't real for like another year.
But, yeah, no, good old mum in the stocking.
Do you know, one year, we got all our Christmas presents stolen.
Wow, really?
Yeah, it was vicious, vicious.
I mean, obviously it's that time of year.
Well, Thebes are out and about,
and they broke in on Christmas Eve, stole literally all the presents.
That's so grinchy.
And, yeah, it was not fun time.
That sucks, man.
Yeah, we got to be...
It's like the worst time.
Well, I guess any time, it's a bad time to get burgled.
But Christmas, like, yeah.
I mean, man, yeah. I mean, it's the best time for burglars, but the worst time.
You guys, it's Christmas time.
You know what time it is?
There's a film in that or some sort of...
There is a film in there somewhere.
But there was everything.
And I remember I had, like, some sort of really rare beanie baby collection I was going to...
I was expecting.
Oh, no, not the beanie babies.
And they took my beanie babies.
And they took like a C...
It was like a compact disc CD player.
I remember those.
CD Walkman kids.
CD Walkman.
compilation player thing
Oh, it's got it, absolutely got it.
That sucks, man.
And you know everyone goes, oh, Christmas isn't about that present.
It is about the presents.
Trust me.
I've had Christmas without it, and it sucks off.
Yeah, it does.
Writing out to hoit.
Okay, so I'm going to pop to my next song.
This is from the Greece soundtrack.
I love Greece, and thought I'd just pick one of my favorite songs.
There are worse things I could do.
Back Row and chill with Janada James on Fubar Radio.
Boom, back in the studio.
I heard the sound as well.
I heard it that time.
Yeah, did you know what I mean?
Very sexual.
Very sexual sound.
Right, we're joined by our next guest in the studio.
We've got Terry Sam Jr.
What a welcome.
Welcome, thank you very much, wearing a very fashionable pink hat.
Oh, thank you.
Thanks for having me.
Right, so you are director.
How do you like to be?
Because you write and direct and...
I'll take it.
Oh, just realise your mic's not up.
There we go.
That's better.
There we go.
Can I just be a pink cat?
Pink cat?
Pink cat.
Pink cat.
I like the cat on it.
Is it just like just lais it around?
No, it's my cat, yeah.
Is that your actual?
Yeah, that's my cat.
That's dope.
Yeah, man.
You know, it's weird, you know, as a black male, it's like, you know, it's weird to like be really into pink and to be into cat.
So, rock it and a hat.
There you go.
Both in one.
It's a tough hat, that was fair.
Thank you.
I like yours.
Thank you.
It says, uh, what does it say again?
Downhill from here.
It's all downhill from here and Snoofies on it.
I love it.
I love it.
I don't have a hat.
You've got this, like, the head tie thing.
I got a little gangster bandana on.
You're too packing it right now.
I don't know how you do stuff like that.
Just like, just tie it into my head.
Right, so, yeah, what are you?
You're a director actor.
A director.
Director-writer.
Ponographer.
No, yeah, writer-director.
Currently making short films, which is a lot of fun.
Which we've been raving about today.
Yeah, shorts are dope.
There's a short film festival called the Underwater Festival
celebrating women.
in making films.
So we're just talking about how amazing shorts are
because sometimes you don't want to watch
two and a half hours.
30 minutes of something, yeah.
Hours of Avatar.
You know, kind of thing.
Although I enjoyed the first one.
I'm not going to like, I did like it.
Stop it.
I did like the first one.
Stop it.
But sometimes, yeah, all you need is a little story
and it's enough to kind of go,
that was interesting,
or that was amazing, powerful, whatever.
I tell you, I personally think
the best writers in film are short film writers.
It's so much harder to.
It's hard to.
Like a story apart, doesn't it?
Yeah, of course, man.
I think, like, in the sense,
same sense, like TV shows as well,
kind of a better medium for storytelling
of films as well.
Yeah.
It's like what stage is the actors' medium,
films, the director's medium,
and the television's the writers, isn't it, I guess?
Oh.
So good, I've never heard that much more.
That's a football radio first.
That's a football radio.
Say what?
Say what?
Yep.
Oh, man.
Oh, no.
You have no idea how much you want to press.
Oh, I want to press.
What do you want to press?
Can I play one?
Yeah, just press, I don't know, press number nine.
Number nine?
Yeah.
We don't do friends around here, around here is Brumphillood.
Oh, that's a.
That's up.
Come on.
Now, I have to avoid not doing that like every couple of minutes now.
It's funny.
I'm rude by shop, huh?
Nice.
World does have a little play.
We were just playing.
We were just talking.
We had a couple emails in about weird Christmas traditions or weird things that families do.
Do you have anything weird about Christmas?
Do you like...
Weird Christmas.
Do you like...
I wear a three piece.
Every Christmas.
Free piece,
I haven't for like the last...
I think I didn't last year.
But yeah, I used to like just always wear like...
Not the jacket, but I used to wear like...
Dress up.
Dress for dinner.
Nice.
A tie and a shirt.
Okay.
But you come down, it's awkward
because you come down at like 10
and everyone's just in their PJ.
I was like, oh wait, what you do?
What's going on?
I'm just like, it's just Christmas, dude.
So, I think that's kind of weird, no.
Dress for the job you want.
Dress for the Christmas.
Christmas you want.
Just for the presents that you want.
Just for the presents you deserve.
I'm trying to get the flies presents on Christmas
Day, man. I'm wearing a three piece.
Nobody gives socks to the guy
wearing a three piece. No, he gets
the MacBook. Although, this is how I know
I'm aging, right, this is how I know we're getting on.
Is, you know you're getting on
when you actually are excited that you get
like a nice pair of socks.
Oh, I needed socks.
Last Christmas I got like colors, like every color
you can imagine that socks.
Like, oh, I'm going on. I know.
I know what I asked for for my birthday.
This is, or was it the last Christmas?
I asked for orthopedic pillows.
Oh, wow.
Oh, wow.
I was like, you know what?
I'm going to, because I really like making my bed nice,
and I bought an extra,
the birthday before, I asked for an extra mattress layer.
Nice.
Like, a sponge, honestly, is the best thing in your life.
Does it make all the difference?
It will change your entire world.
So I got that, and I invested in like a down duck duvet.
Oh, fair.
And I really went for it.
And then I was like, you know,
the only thing I'm missing is, like, a decent pillow.
I think my, my, my, ageing,
is my Muji sheets.
Moji sheets.
Moji's the place, though.
They are really nice sheets.
They're fucking expensive,
but they just feel like you're sleeping on clouds.
100% cotton, like,
oh.
You spend so much time in bed,
you got it.
You have to, yeah.
You guys know about the Cloud Appreciation Society, right?
What's this?
Oh, dude, come on.
Like, Google it.
What is this?
It's like this entire, like,
internet culture of people who are,
basically believe that clouds
bring, like, positive energy to people.
Oh, cloud porners.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I know them.
society.
For reason to smile on a rainy day.
I've contributed to the cloudborn hashtag
many times. Yes.
I'm telling you. I dabble.
Right, so just popping back to your work
and things, because you write short films.
Yes, currently. What are you working on the moment? What have you
worked on?
Past tense. We did a film. We did a film.
I did a film. I did a film.
I was on it. Miss JJ
was our head of wardrobe. Thank you for
doing so. A lovely job.
On a short film we did in the south of
France last summer called
with love my darling.
And yeah, we're going to get to screen that for the first time at January at London Short Film Festival.
That should be cool.
Oh, dumb.
Don't.
I went to, like, a casting crew screening recently.
It was just so impressive.
Because considering when you work on something as well and you see it,
sometimes I feel like you might lose the magic if you've been in the same room where it's happening
and you're just like standing by the boom person or whatever.
Yeah.
But no, not at all.
No, no.
Even I got sucked into the...
What was the story about?
So it's set in the south of France
in this beautiful little village called Suez
around the time of like this annual festival
that happens and it's basically this
odd relationship between this
young couple living in that village
and the very unusual
kind of series of events that develop over that weekend.
It's a very strange film.
It's a strange film.
It's a sharp, dramatic, beautiful.
But what's interesting
and what I was actually saying to everyone before
is that the film is interesting
because you do not speak French, you are not French.
No.
But the film is in French.
So you decided to make a film not in your own language.
Yeah, it was weird because I remember the first couple of people I told,
like, kind of big investor kind of people that I wanted to, I was like,
hey, yeah, help me make this film.
And they're like, where are you going to shoot it?
I was like, oh, in France.
They're like, okay, have you got contacts in France?
I was like, no.
They're like, have you done a film in France for?
I was like, no.
They're like, how are you going to make this film?
I was like, I'm just going to make it.
Dude, I love French film, man.
I'm a complete sucker for a living.
Le Nouvellevard and Jean-Lieu Godard's one of my favorite filmmakers.
So you can't be the filmmakers you want to be
if you can't make the films they make.
So you want to try and copy them and steal from them.
So I literally stole an entire language to try and be Jean-Lucardard.
Dude, he's the guy, man.
But no, it was cool.
And you know what?
The reality is it's actually more of like a liberating directing experience
because you're not there distracted by words and tones.
Okay, yeah, because you'll focus it more on sound else.
It's like if I couldn't understand where they were in the script,
I knew they were doing it wrong.
And when they were playing it right,
I knew exactly what they were saying,
and I knew exactly where they were.
And it's almost like you,
I mean, you learn the script in French anyway, to be honest.
But still, there's a lot of ad livin.
They did a lot of ad living.
Yeah, it's a lot of ad livin.
Where you're like, hey, no, no, that's not what I, no.
That's not on the, but that's what's cool.
I encourage stuff like that.
Okay.
And because it is in another language,
you're like, yeah, cool.
own it. It's nice
to relinquish that control, I think, you know.
It was cool. It was interesting. Do you find that after
doing that, every other film that you make
in English is going to be infinitely easier?
This is so easy.
Yeah, I don't know, no.
I almost feel the opposite. Because like I said,
it's, I think, when...
Oh, the distraction of language as well. Yeah, yeah. The subtext
is driving the scene, isn't it? That's what's making
the film. So I felt way
more connected to the subtext because
I had to be because I couldn't understand the words,
you know, every single word.
whereas when you do understand the word
you get caught up on other things
like she said
I love you kind of not right
I think you're
you're just looking out for the general
subtext and the performance
to be what it's supposed to feel
and yeah I prefer
actually making films
in another language I think
to be honest
so next Russian
Berlin
that's next
you're gonna go German
yeah but it's in English
it's gonna be in English
sadly but
it's Berlin
So what's your next project?
I don't say too much, no.
It's a, I'm going to do a web series, man.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, I'm going to do a web series.
Yeah, I'm going to do web series.
The thing is, like, the web series platform is so interesting.
You know this because you've done a bunch.
Yeah.
I feel like it's the most powerful right now.
Well, yeah, it's coming up, man.
I think the Emmys now, I think as of this year, the Emmys,
they created a short form web series category.
Wow.
That's insane.
That's insane.
Because that's like an open market now.
But if you think about it, though, like Netflix is one of the powerhouses
in television right now.
And they are.
a web platform completely.
They don't have a channel, you know?
Everything they put out is a web series, essentially.
Yeah, yeah.
And I think there's, like,
there's so much room to make, like,
your voice heard in that platform.
Because, I mean, there's some really nice web series,
but they're still a stigma over web series
as, like, these kind of iPhone,
like, short series that...
But some of them are like...
Some of them are really sick, man.
There's some...
There was a web series I watched called High Maintenance.
It's about this drug dealer
who just, like, rolls around New York,
and it's about his, uh, his,
his clients.
what they get up to, what their last night.
So that got picked up by Amazon
because of the Vimeo web series.
And I think that it's the way forward, man.
People need to wake up about web series
because they're a big fucking deal.
Check out, there's a series called Whatever Lindo.
Which is, in my opinion,
that's like the best web series we've ever seen.
And that was the show that made me like,
yeah, somebody gets it.
That's what I want to do with the web series.
That's what a web series should look like.
That's a cool show.
I think they've got like 10 episodes.
Whatever Linda.
Whatever Linda, yeah.
Really, really, really good show.
It's exciting because when you think about TV or film,
there is always like 24 different hurdles that a normal person would have to get through
and jump through to get even near to close to it.
On a network.
Yeah, yeah.
So if you're looking, getting onto like a BBC series or whatever.
But yeah, it's like an open market.
You know, if you're really focused and you've got an idea and you've got friends and you've got a camera and you've, you know.
Got some idea of how to put things together, then you can make it happen easily.
Yeah.
So it's kind of, it's quite exciting.
It's kind of like, and go!
And everyone's...
And we are in that world where anybody can do it.
Let's get creative.
What was that film?
There was a film that got into the Cannes Film Festival.
Everyone was raving about it because it was shot completely on an iPhone.
Oh, you mean Sundance?
Yeah, that's Sundance.
Yeah, that's it.
Yeah, man.
Everybody's got a freaking iPhone.
So anybody can do it.
You just got like...
That's cool, man.
A lot of people bummed out by that because they're like,
it's only like these middle-aged white guys in Hollywood.
They're like screwing about this.
They don't get like,
ah, they don't want these.
They're kids making...
silly films but dude it's great i think it's wicked that film's like so accessible now um i think it means
in the next kind of like 10 years we'll see some crazy stuff yeah 100% crazy films excited excited
coming out right we're just gonna pop to a song and then we're gonna come we're gonna play our
first challenge my turn pick a song oh my god yeah what do you want a real hero yes by college
and electric youth from drive obviously boom back row and chill with jahanna james on
Boom, we're back.
Right, we're going to get to our guest
the song challenge thing that I do every week.
Let's do it.
I'm so bad at things like this.
I'm so good at these things.
I'm terrible.
We do slightly different ones.
Sometimes it's 90s TV shows or cartoons or whatever films.
So this is Disney song trivia.
Okay, cool.
So let's see.
And they're not the easiest.
Are these new Disney songs or Disney songs
that we would have.
heard when we were kids.
It's a whole mishmash
of new and old
is there prizes.
That's the main thing I want to know.
You win at life.
I'm done, I'm down.
You win at life.
Okay, let's just take a whack at it
and see.
So just think of a buzzer
and if you know it,
then just like shout it out
and we'll just see,
we'll just see who wins.
So let's go for it.
Yeah, man,
it's got down, bro.
Yeah.
I'm competitive.
Me too, man.
Okay, let's go.
El Dorado.
The road to El Dorado.
No, don't think that's Disney.
the hell is this?
Empress New Year's
It's kind of Hawaiian
Dab, Maoma
Maoma
Milo, Milo and Stitch
Nilo and Stitch
Yeah
Number two
Dab
You've got a friend
Toy Story
Oh
He did dab, he did dab
I dabbed it
I dabbed it
I dapped it
I watched
I watched Toy Story recently
Just as a refresh
The third one is so
I can't want
Return to the
It's dark
It's dark
The third one's dark, dude.
I fully cried.
Number three.
Mary Poppins.
Nope.
Snow white.
Listen to the song, guys.
It's talking about dreaming.
Speaking of you.
Yes.
Damn it.
That was a flute, like, brother.
Number four.
Broat El Dorado.
It's not a Disney film, dude.
Brave.
Yeah.
Number five.
Broadale Dorado.
This isn't a Disney song
It's a recent one
Is it?
What's a recent?
Disney film?
I don't know, man.
I'll give you a clue.
Finding email, finding Dory.
No, it's...
What?
Big Hur or Six.
Oh, damn.
What?
What?
What?
What do?
They go,
Brubbhap, what's this?
Damn.
Number six.
Well, Nightmare before Christmas.
Yeah.
Come on.
I'm sucking today, guys.
This is really.
This is crazy to drive to if you ever
have driven to this.
Oh, that's great.
Number seven.
Dab.
Beauty and the Beast.
Dab.
Nope.
The Road to El Dorado.
Dab.
Lady in the Tram.
No, it's one of the original movies.
Dhab, 101 Dalmatians.
That's not one of the original ones.
Snow White.
Oh, a dog.
Damn it.
Dab, Aladdin.
Well done.
I even know it's a new song.
Robin Williams.
Oh, RIP, brother.
Okay.
Okay, number nine.
Yep.
Out of you, damn it.
Beauty and the Beast.
No.
Fuck.
I actually fancy this character as the Disney character.
He's hot.
Tangled.
Nope.
It's Moulon.
Moulon.
The sexy, topless.
Yeah, he's a good thing dude.
Oh, number 10.
This is retro.
This is retro.
Oh.
Damn.
The Road to El Dorado
Dude, you can't say my heart to me
It's Oliver and Company
About the doctor
What is that?
That's a film?
It's an 80s Disney film
Oh, that's before I was in existence
Dude
Dye
Dye
You dab
You both get out
I was gonna actually say it for film
I'm just gonna actually say it for film
It's a great joke
Ain't no worries
For the rest of your days
Love it
It's my problem fear
Right number 12
Dad.
Hercules,
the greatest Disney film of all time.
On all time.
Makes me a church.
The Hurt and gladiator.
Hercules.
Everyone to number 13.
Is this a recent one?
Yeah.
Is this a live action Disney film?
Dad.
No, no, it's not.
No, sorry.
Finding Dory.
It's Carr.
It's Cars.
Cars.
Oh, is it card?
The forgotten Disney.
Number 14.
Merry Poppins.
Oh, you damn it!
No.
I was actually going to say Cinderella.
It's Cinderella.
Oh, shit.
I thought it was Mary Poppins.
Bippity Bobbidi Boo.
Oh, yeah, of course.
Does anyone remember Brandy and Whitney Houston?
Yeah, I remember that Cinderella.
Do you remember that film?
Yeah.
Did you do that?
Frozen, Dap.
It's a frozen.
It's a frozen.
It's a frozen damn.
I'm real excited.
I love this song.
My guy was so happy.
Oh, that's the wrong part of the song.
Number 16.
Dad.
Dab.
Jungle book.
Juggle book.
Is that your favorite?
No, Hergley's.
Hergley's is my favorite.
All right.
You see the live action, Jungle Book.
No.
It's all right.
It's not bad.
It's not bad.
Right.
We're coming to a close.
This is nearly number 17.
Dab.
No.
No, you said brave.
Is it brave?
Pocahuntas?
No, it's a recent one.
Oh, is it one of the black shit?
No.
Tangled?
Yes.
You're just saying tangled.
I just didn't know.
Number 18.
It feels like toys are really.
It feels like toysery.
It's very toystery, yes.
Very choice, but it's not.
Is it similar?
I live in a penthouse.
You live in a penthouse?
In a room.
The, uh, aristocrats.
The, uh, the.
Mike was a little bit.
Rostovsky from Monster Zink.
I was so going to say that.
I forgot that was dismal.
19.
Laughing back and forth.
What the other than has to say?
Should I pick villains.
Should have picked villains.
You're screwed this up.
This one?
Aristocrats.
What is it?
The road to Eldorado.
Robin Hood.
Oh, I forgot that's a Disney film.
Number 20, the final one.
The Man in Tides.
Daug.
Beauty and the Beast.
Of course it is.
Nice.
I know you're excited.
about this live action.
My favorite Disney film.
What films come out?
What do you think about Emma Watson?
Oh.
What do you think about Emma Watson?
I've got mixed feelings about this
because basically, the story is,
I wrote that script when I was 16 years old.
The live action one, yeah?
I did, yeah, I totally did.
I went back, I thought,
wouldn't it be amazing to have a real-life film
of, but more of the 17th century novel,
not so much the Disney with, like, dance?
So the castle's more enchanted
rather than dancing cups.
It's more like spooky stuff.
and I wrote it and
And then
Someone stole your script
And then they've cast bloody Emma what's the Lord
She's already playing Hermione
Give me a chance
The thing is
Didn't she
I feel like
Either she turned down
The chance of being Damien Chesel's La La Land
Or Goslin turned down
Being a beauty and the beast
To be in La La Land
And you've seen the trailer for La La Land
Damn
Yeah
I think it was Gostin and turned it down
Yeah
Yeah
Because he was supposed to be
The Beast
He was going to be the Beast
He was going to be beans.
Dude, La La Land will kill Beauty.
I heard La Land was really, really good.
It's getting really good reviews and stuff.
They're screaming about it, like, Tiger Ride and Venice and went in.
It's like tickling everybody's creatures and everything.
But I think that, I think that Beauty and the Beast, I don't know.
I think that's going to be the more huger.
Really?
I mean, it's going to be a more financially successful film.
I don't know, man.
If we're going to play this game, right, if we're going to do the whole commercialism,
I bet La La La Land gets more nominations and awards.
Oh, for sure.
for sure because they'll play the game
it's Damien Giselle man the guy
last time he did a film he's debut
his films winning Oscars and his debut
yeah it's true
also Gostings in there and he is
Emma Watson and Gosling are like this
this century's blamening couple
You mean Emma Stone?
I mean Emma Stone
This is what's confusing
Emma Stone and Gostling are together
Yeah no no
In the film
Oh in the film oh okay
They're always yeah that's true actually
They better not get married though
Because she's mine
Eva was mine
She's on my
Cool, right. So what we're going to do is
we're going, thank you so much for playing. I think you won that one.
You did, yeah. You can walk away
with the Disney trivia crown. You won a life, I lost.
It's fine.
So we're going to pop to a song. Thank you so much, Sam, for coming in.
Guys, thank you for having me. It's pleasure.
If people want to find, follow your work,
what's, just shout your socials and what's...
You can check me out on Terry Sam Jr., so at T-E-R-Y-S-A-M-J-R.
But most importantly, just go check out the film.
It's with Love, My Darling, UK, on Facebook.
Everything's going to go through there, basically.
Get to see the trailer's amazing
Go check out the trailer
All right I'm gonna go for
some songs now and I'm gonna go
for Club to Death by the Matrix
because it's just so cool
True
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On Fubar Radio
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It was really good
We're coming into land
Of the show
But it's not finished yet
It's not over until the fat ladies
There's no fat ladies around though
So
Until somebody farts
Okay
Right we're joined for our
final guest.
It's David, and I said, didn't even wrong before, didn't I say?
I corrected her. What did you
say? Agile. My man. That's right.
You know? I said, a Gio.
No, I got a friend that caused me a jail.
She's the only one that can do it, though, I'm sorry.
Who's that? Who says that? Eleanor.
I don't know. Oh, I do know that.
Do you, Eleanor.
A jail? A joe. A joe.
A joe. That's the one.
Nice. So, for everyone who's listening,
you are an actor. I am indeed.
Yes. Like all of us here.
You're in a BBC 3 show.
BBC 3 and BBC 1.
You know you have to put that in there.
By law.
3 and 1.
When you say BBC 3, a lot of people come through and they're like,
oh yeah, but that's on Lennel.
But it's on BBC 1 as well.
It's the fake BBC.
Well, well done.
We're going to be going on Facebook Live, probably around now.
So everybody's watching from home.
What up?
What up?
So comment or like.
We're going to be talking about some unusual
film facts that I've been researching this week.
Let's get it. Let's do it.
So, okay, one of my
favorite films ever, Jurassic Park,
the original. The sound of the
velociraptors in the kitchen
scene was actually
the sound of tortoises
mating. I knew that.
No, I didn't. When velociraptors,
they communicate with that, like,
it's actually tortoises
have insects. That's going to ruin that film
for me. I know. I'm going to watch that scene and be like,
That's just tortoise's bone in that.
Come on. You ain't scared nobody.
I know what Ninja Turtle sound like.
Fact number two.
The scene in Pulp Fiction where Vincent
Stabs Mia in the Heart was shot in reverse
so that he actually pulled the needle out of her chest
and then they filmed it so it went back in.
Why would they do that?
Because I think it was too dangerous to actually stab someone
even with a fake needle.
So they reversed, shot it.
That's pretty intense, yeah.
Yeah.
So Ben Affleck and Matt Damon
fact number three
they wrote a gay sex scene
in the original
Goodwill hunting script
to see whether or not
people actually read it
when they set it out
and apparently Harvey Weinstein
noticed the out of place scene
and then he therefore got the job
so they just randomly chucked in a little
gay sex scene
just in there like
yeah because you know
I'm all learning and stuff
and I'm trying to better myself
gay sex scene
just put that in there
just like that
to see if you read it
personally I wouldn't have minded it
I mean, hey, if they want to get to do their thing.
That's clever. That's very clever.
In the hangover, Ed was actually missing a tooth.
You know when he knocks his tooth out?
Yeah, I believe that.
The actor, he had a false implant.
And he got it removed for the film and then put back in again.
That is dedication.
So you reckon that they knew beforehand that he had a fake thing
and then wrote that little bit.
Yeah, maybe they wrote it in.
Or they wrote it in and he was like,
wait, guys.
Committed.
Scream.
The movie Scream.
was based somewhat on a real-life 90s Florida murder spree.
I knew that.
Did you know that?
No.
No.
That's dope though.
You don't know nothing.
I don't know.
Fact number five.
The movie, the Titanic, costs more to make than the actual Titanic cost to make.
Wow.
It was 200 million to make the movie and with inflation, about 125 million to make the boat.
So the movie goes more than the Titanic.
Wow.
That is intense.
Pretty.
And it made more.
It did.
It's made so much.
It probably made more money, to be fair.
He'd make three Titanic's with that one film.
So, number six, Spielberg,
nicknamed the mechanical shark in Jaws,
Bruce.
Do you have the reason to that?
It looked like a Bruce.
I think, Spielberg.
I thought you looked a bit more like a Barry personally.
I don't know.
It was a bit Bruce to me.
He's very, you know, Bruce, Bruce.
Bruce.
Bruce.
But then, yeah.
But then, yeah.
But then in, um, in,
finding Nemo years and years later in honor to the original Bruce they called the shark
Bruce that is amazing fish our friends not foe um cool cool cool so the producers this is factoid
number of seven um the producers tried to give harry potter green eyes but daniel radcliffe's eyes
was so allergic to the contact because they had to scrap that idea what was it were they green
in the book in the green in the book and he was green in the book and he was green in the book and he couldn't
they couldn't do the contacts so they they thought fuck it and um humani they were going to fit her
false teeth but Emma Watson couldn't talk properly with them in so again they
they fuck that as well what like buck teeth yeah because in the books you got buck teeth
oh right um you reckon that there were some nerds that fully watched that film
this isn't Harry his eyes are blue no her teeth should be more buck than they're not buck enough
no no no daddy it's not the real Harry Potter don't like it
uh factoid number eight Disney was originally called
delizny like D apostrophe L S I
Dillizni.
It was like French
because of his French
Manchester.
Delizny.
And people were like,
people are not going to say
I'm going to go to
Delizny World.
So they were like,
call it Disney and we're fine.
Delizny.
Also they just moved the apostrophe over.
They got rid of the apostrophe
and they chucked out the random L
and they were like Disney.
Nice.
That works though.
Delizabeth.
That's good.
That's good.
Oh, here's a weird creepy fact.
So number nine,
the voice of Lilo from Lilo and Stitch
is the same girl
who was in the ring.
No.
I swear.
She's called.
She's called Dara Chase, I think,
and she's the same girl
plays Lilo and the girl from the Royal.
That is crazy.
It's fucked up.
That is insane.
She was terrifying in the room.
So scary.
So scary.
And so light-niz.
She's so harmless in Lilo.
Right, so number 10,
early Disney films are pretty much a mother-free zone
due to the fact that Disney's own mom died around that time.
Okay.
So in like...
That's why my childhood was filled with so much death
when I watch TV,
because his mom died.
But do you know how she died?
How she died?
So he bought her a brand new house
off the back of Disney making money
and she died of carbon monoxide poisoning
from a faulty gas works at this new house.
So I think he must have felt...
So then he banned mothers from the early films
so in all the films like the mother's not there
or in Bambi she dies
so like he makes the mother free zones.
That's kind of cold bloodies.
Dark, isn't it?
No, no man.
No, that's dark, sorry.
So cold.
was going to go so, okay.
Don't you even dare.
I know you.
Number 11 is Disneyland, the main stream of Disneyland is set in 1910 America, which
why it goes old school.
And then Tomorrowland was set in 1986 because the park opened in the 50s and they thought,
whoa, in the future in 1986, it's going to be like crazy.
Flying cars and shit.
So now Tomorrowland set in 1986, which is like, yes, you're land for us.
So think bigger, think bigger.
Did you watch that film?
Tomorrowland.
I missed it.
I saw it, I saw it, yeah.
It was a bit, yeah.
You're not missing enough.
I mean, you know what?
If the director hears this,
cast me in something,
but I didn't enjoy the film.
I think there should have been a young black dude
from London, Peckham, to be exact.
Did you know that it would take 68 years
to sleep in every room in the hotels in Disneyland?
68 years?
68 years.
So you could probably, you could, if you could afford it
and stay in every different room in all of the parks in Disneyland,
because it's the size of San Francisco.
the whole Disney resort. That's insane.
I want to do it. I want to try it.
But have naps in each room.
Like little naps going around.
It's power. Yeah, five minutes sleep.
Beat the world record.
And finally, in 1967, on the Pirates of the Caribbean ride
when it opened in Disney World,
the skeletons look so rubbish,
the plastic skeletons, that they went
and they got real-life dead people skeletons
from the medical center
because they were getting rid of them
after the medical experiments. So they,
so Disney World, the ride was full of real dead people.
See, Disney's messed up.
These facts are just showing me.
Disney's dark.
We should boycott Disney unless they cast us and stuff.
Exactly.
You know, I mean, I'll always be up for doing the pirates.
Real skeletons, though, that's fucked, man.
That's un-eyed.
You could get shut down for that shit, no?
I mean...
I know.
It's dark.
But I do love Disney World.
So that was my unusual movie facts of the week.
Thank you for joining us.
Give us the thumbs up, like and a share.
Are we still live?
I don't know.
We're still live?
You're still alive, yo.
Right, so just in the last little squid of the show, let's plug what you're doing at the moment.
Right.
So, Sunny D is out now on BBC 3.
And BBC 1.
Yeah, yeah, let me get to that.
My bag.
I'll practice this spiel.
Don't mess up my game.
Just because we're friends.
Don't mess up a spiel.
Okay, go on.
Thank you.
Appreciate that.
So, Sunny D, yeah, the first two episodes are up on the IPlayer.
They come out every Sunday.
There's four reps.
So keep watching.
And the first.
The first episode is went up on BBC One, last Sunday just gone.
Second episode is going to be this Sunday at 1115.
It's a great show.
I mean, I play the best friend to the lead, Dame Baptiste.
He's an awesome comedian.
So it's just a wicked show.
And I'm in every episode.
And you can tweet me and say how cool I am and funny.
In real life, I look much hotter than I do in the show.
You know, they put some grizzle on my face.
That's the best way around because you don't want it to be the other way around.
Oh, my God, he's so hot.
Oh, that's what real life looks.
I had that with like Tinder dates and stuff
where they were like, you know, they saw my picture
and then when they met me in real life, they were like, oh, you actually
really, really handsome in real life. I was like, so what does
that mean for the photo?
One time I put my head shop up there
and I was like, I was like, oh,
but that's how I'll get my money. So
if this ain't working, then I don't know what's happening.
Oh my God, we've actually had to land.
We're up, we're out of time.
This is it. Oh, my gosh.
Goodbye.
But we're going to end on a high. We're going to end on
the best Deadpool song that you've suggested
for this week.
A bit of salt and pepper.
Nice. Thank you so much, David, for coming on.
Thanks, David. Thank you very much for having me.
I mean, you're pretty much just all over our TV screens every Sunday.
What a BBC whore, just saying.
I also did Nepo v. Stedars. It's coming up, so I watch that.
All right, this is Shoup from Salt and Pepper.
You've been listening to Backrun.
You'll have a fantastic weekend.
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