Back Row and Chill with Jahannah James and Noel Clarke - Stay Home Special Series - Episode 15 - Vikings, I am Not A Serial Killer and The Hard Stop

Episode Date: December 5, 2016

Jahannah was joined by Joe Tasker this week. They have a chat with Maude Hirst from Amazon and the History Channels hit show The Vikings. Writers of I am Not A Serial Killer Christopher Hyde and Billy O’Brien . George Amponsah and Dionne Walker the Filmmakers of Hard Stop also joined Jahannah and Joe.

This is a Fubar Radio podcast. Go to Fubaradio.com for more details. Ro and Chill with Johanna James and Noel Clark on Fubar Radio. Hello guys, it's 4 o'clock. It's Friday. It's background, too. It's Johanna James. I am joined this week by Joe Tasker. Hello.

How are we doing, Johanna James? Hello. I can't hear myself in my headphones. Minion. Minion! I can definitely hear you. I can't hear myself. That's all right.

I'm actually part deaf, so that's normal for me. Oh, there we go. But don't worry. Fun fact of Friday. Fun Friday, fact. I am partially deaf. Well, this is Joe's first show. Thanks so much for joining me.

Thanks for having me. It's good to have some northern accents on the station. I love, and do you know what? People are going to realise because I'm from London. I've got a London accent. Whenever I'm around you, I go northern. Dear, is it like a certain words? I do.

I start to hear myself going, Hello, you're right. Hello, you're right. Not bad. Bagger chips. Right. So this show, packed, packed. I've got games and challenges, as per usual.

And we've got, what have we got? We've got loads of guests in. We've got Maudhurst, who is this gorgeous actress who's on the Vikings, the TV show. Yes. The sexy violent. The sexy violent Viking show. You may have seen her on. She's coming into her all the gossip about what goes on behind the Broad Sword.

And we've got the writers of a brand, new film called I Am Not a Serial Killer, which Christopher Lloyd from Back to the Future is his new movie. So we're going to be getting all the goss about that. And also got the writers in the studio of The Hard Stop, which is the documentary about the London riots that happened. And were you here when the riots were ongoing? I was in London at the time. And I lived in South London. I lived in South London at the time. And so I was like centre of a lot of the rioting. I was just up in Leeds in my field. You just watching on TV. There was literally a helicopter outside my house filming on my road

because some of the cars were on fire. It just doesn't seem real. It just doesn't seem real. Well, it was. It was real. And now they've made a documentary about it. So we're going to be looking into that. So if you would like to contact me or Joe on the show,

get involved. Send us a tweet at Foo Bar Radio. You can email in at Chill at Fubar Radio.com. That's chill at Fubar Radio.com. And we will shout you out. So send us an email. What are you guys watching this week? What are you going to the cinema and seeing?

We've got lots of film reviews for coming up later on. Send it into Joe Squared. We're out with Joe Square. Two Joos. We've got double Joe on the show today. Oh, the Joe and Joe show. But I think that's too many Jays and Joos. It's just way too much.

Just get out. I don't want him to hear that. Too many Jaws. Right. We're going to go to a song first. So every week Joe, what I do is I compile a list of songs that I like from movies, soundtracks, theater, anything to do with the world of entertainment. Yeah.

And so I'm going to pick one to start off with. I'm going to go for a bit of a Disney. Oh, I'm excited. A bit of a Disney. This is from Aladdin. It's friend like me, but it's a version done by Neo. Sorry, Neo? Yeah.

Like, so sick of love songs. Is that someone else? Is that Neo? I'm going to say yes. Okay. But I might be wrong. Anyway, we're going to go through it. This is a bit of like a jazzy, modern version of Friend Like Me.

So we'll be back. This is Back Row and Chill. Back Row and Chill with Johanna James. Fibar Radio. And Joe Tasker. And Joe Taska for today. That was so jazzy. We are like pumped now.

I was not expecting that. We are ready. Well, I've got loads of them. Oh, I'm ready. I've got a whole schmogasbord of funny buttons in here. I'm sorry, you've got to what? A smogger's board of funny buttons. I haven't heard that term before.

I can play all different things if you want. Okay, dokey. For example. Go on, hit me. I ain't saying she's a gold digger. I can't say the second bit of that song. I can't say the second bit of that song. I don't feel like I'm loud.

But the song wasn't afraid to say it, was it? I know. Straight in there. Straight in there. I like this radio station. This is Fubar Radio. Still conscious about the light, but I like the radio station. Yeah, Joe is a bit concerned because the light in the studio has been temporarily taped to the ceiling. Well, it's a bulb covered in paper with gaffer tape, isn't it?

So, you know, there's not much else to describe it. Professional as ever. I like it. Don't worry. Don't worry, do. Right, welcome to back row and chill. Noel Clark is away. Well, he's a good excuse.

He's been away for the last two weeks. Is he still away? He's filming in Berlin. He's still in Berlin? He got this movie offer as one does when you're a famous movie star I passed it down to him Oh really was it originally given to you? The description of the character didn't suit me

Yeah You know just leave it as it is Just give it to Noel I think you know when people go for a job Like the interview where we go for auditions Where people go for interviews for job And people are over-experienced Overqualified

Oh you were just yeah That wasn't their exact words But you know I guess it is It's a shame It's a shame but it's good for him though Good to pass him a little bit of It's good for Noel No like to get a bit of experience kind of

because he's getting on in years, isn't he? I'm not saying that. I'm not saying that. Okay, so I've been looking up entertainment news of the week. What's been happening? What's going on in the world of the world? So, Taylor Swift, are you aware of her? I know who that lady is, yes. Yes.

Well, Taylor Swift is apparently getting her very own TV show. Really? Well, like a Taylor Swift show? Like, literally, no, no, not a TV show. Her own TV channel. Oh, what's a big difference, dear? That's even bigger. Sorry, not sure.

An entire channel dedicated, Taylor Swift TV. It's literally like Taylor Swift TV 24-7. Is it Taylor hosting her own songs and playing them out? I don't know. I mean, for a whole channel to be devoted to her, she better be doing something epic. Coming up next, I'm feeling 22. Shake it off, just like 24-7.

Just maybe it's like a dance-a-thon, sing-a-thon, charity thing. I hope she has a hotline. You just ring in and got Taylor Swift problems. And you can karaoke with her or something. That'd be cool. I don't know. But I just, I don't know if I think it's necessary. I don't know.

I mean, I like a bit of Taylor, but I don't want too much Taylor. I don't know. How do you guys feel about that? Would you watch Taylor Swift TV? I think it depends what it is. I mean, we're just like gesturing what it's going to be like. When it actually comes out, it might just, I don't know. As has been a channel around a public figure?

I don't know. Well, maybe we should make one, but with like Joe Squared. Maybe it should be our own TV channel. Yeah, probably on Sky Channel 1-5, 6, 7, 8, 92, but I'll watch it. I'll watch it. I don't know. What do we feel about this, guys? You can tweet us in at Foodball Radio.

or email, chill at FulbarRadio.com. We will read out your email. Chill. Okay, so going to another very famous person in the world, the Pope. I've heard of the Pope. So Pope Francis has met with Martin Scorsese this week, and they had a special screening. Ah.

Because Martin has made a new film called Silence, which everyone's getting quite twitchy and excited about. Okay, okay. It's got Andrew Garfield in. Right. And what's his name? I think it's Miles Driver from Girls. Yeah.

The one who's the bad. in Star Wars. Yeah. Joe's going, yep, and like shaking his head at me like, I don't have a clue. My actor knowledge name should be better. Okay.

Well, it's the bad guy from Star Wars. That's the one. You'll know him. You'll know him. You'll know him. You'll know him. And so he's apparently

he's taking, of course, he's like 20 years to make this passion project. Wow. And it's to do with like these Catholic, these priests in the 17th century Japan.

You know, really relevant film stuff. Obviously, yeah. Hang on. 20 years? What, the entire project, filming, writing, or... Yeah, so obviously they didn't film it for 20 years. But...

You know what I meant. But he's had an idea. It's based on a book and he's been trying to get it off the ground. That's my age. That's my age. People get quite funny about religious films because people who aren't religious get very angry that there are religious films coming out in the way.

Oh, people just need to chill out, don't they? And then people who are religious get annoyed if it's not exactly how they want it to be in their religion. So it's all very... Drama. You can't please everyone. Yeah, but the Pope apparently was pleased and went to a private screen. Can you imagine going to the Vatican and having a private screening with the Pope?

I just hope they travelled everyone there in glass cases, in cars. In the glass cars. In the glass car. I don't know what the official term is. It's the Popemobile. The Popemobile. What else would it be? The Popemobile.

Download the app now. I don't really know what that is. Okay, in other news. I feel like I should have a news reader voice for this one. Go on then, go on. So Kanye West is out of hospital. Oh, my God. I forgot about that.

From his breakdown. So he's out and about, but he's cancelled all the rest of his tour, which is like millions and millions of pounds. But that might be. I think people would see it from his perspective, that it's a big word for me. From his perspective, they might not understand it because obviously they've just bought a ticket,

go see a show and kick off because he's cancelled it. Hey, mate. I'm sure he'll make the right decision. You know, mental health is not a funny thing. And obviously the guy, nobody knows what it's like to be kind of US, apart from the pressure. Manic, absolutely manic. Also, give him a break.

He's married to one of the first of the guy. the Kardashians. That's going to cause a breakdown to anyone. In many different amounts. Seriously. Jennifer Aniston. Friends.

Rachel and Friends. Well, done. Thank you. She has come out this week to say, well, not come out, but she's... Oh my God. News exclusive on Thubai Radio.

Rachel's gay! Rachel Anna Dejee! I'll show if she was off the X Factor. I got excited. Oh my God, you do a brilliant X Factor voice. Thank you. Wow, I'm going to be using

and abusing that. Would you like me to say anything right now as we live? What would you like me to say? Well, can you say this next bit of news? Okay, read that in the X-Factor voice. Jennifer Aniston, now a member of the Mile High Club. What? She's a member of the Mile High Club?

Apparently so. That means when you do naughty stuff in a plane. That means that Jennifer Arison has had sex on a plane. How's that gotten into the news, though? The only person that I'd know about that is either Jennifer Aniston or the person she was in the bathroom with. Well, she's announced it. She did it in a TV show. She said, or radio show.

She said that she was a member of the Mile High Club. and I don't know Are you a member of the Mile High Club? That is the thing where you do naughty things on a plane. Yes. When I was younger, I used to think it was something to do with the film. Is it the Mile High film? I just heard that up.

The mile end? Oh, the long mile. No, wait. Okay, forget everything I've just said. No, I'm not a part of it. End. No, I've not yet. Yet?

Fully. I don't know what your schedule is saying next year. I don't go to flight with you to L.A. I've not yet joined the Mile High Club. Okay, dokey. But apparently, but to be fair, though, for A-listers, it's a lot easier

because you get, like, you should probably have a whole cabin. Probably got a whole plane. You probably have a whole plane. Hang on, does it count if you've got your own private jet? Yeah, I mean, that's, is that really, I mean, have you really got your badge of honour?

I don't think so. Because that's just basically... The whole idea behind it is, like, there's a plane full of pedestrian, you've got to try and do it around, you know, sneakingly on the side. Does it count? I don't know.

What do you guys think? Email in, chill at foobaradubbaradio.com. I love this dish. Are you a member of the Mile High Club? And if so, how the hell did you do it? Well, not like exactly how. But not, you know, don't be too graphic. But we will read out your email.

You can tweet me at Joe Tuska if you want to, but I might not read it. You certainly will. Okay, oh, an exciting news for Netflix. Lovers, which is myself, I love it. I love a bit Netflix. I'm so excited. I've heard of that one. I'm so excited.

I can't get it out. Right. On the app now, you can download offline and watch. You don't have to have a live internet or Wi-Fi connection to stream off Netflix anymore. How do you download it offline? So what you do is you go onto the app and it only works at the moment on the app. So it doesn't work on your telly or on your computer. But if you're on the phone, so say you're going to go down into the tube or somewhere where you haven't got Wi-Fi.

Exactly. So what you do is you press the little download button. Yeah. And it will download it onto your phone if you've got enough memory. And then you can watch it at your leisure wherever, whenever. That's good. Thank you, Netflix, for finally catching up with like 2000 and bloody 17 nearly. If you've got time, we could talk about what we're watching.

I think you need a bit of time for that. Well, we are going to do that. So we're going to pop to a song, and then we can come back for a bit of reviews. Because me and Joe, we've become Netflix buddies recently, and we've been watching some series together. So we're going to tell you what we think about that. But I'm going to go.

We're going to go to a song. Is it Disney by Michael Jackson? No. I thought that I'd pop a few more Christmas-y theme. Because we are in December now. What is it? The second, the third? It's the second of December.

I'm mad. So Christmas is a coming. So I've looked at my favorite Christmas films and what's my favorite Christmas songs. So I thought I'd go for a bit home alone. Yeah. You know. Donald Trump?

I know. He is. He's in home alone. That's how long. We had just that word. Factoid. I'm going to be about Donald Trump. So this is from the film.

It's White Christmas by the Drifters. And it's the bit in the film when he's doing the whole after shave thing. You know, when he's put in, he's like, he's shaving. Love that bit. Love that film. Cool. I'm going to watch it tonight. So anyway, here's White Christmas by the Drifters.

It's back growing chill. Was Poppinson, it's Kent Jones And usually I like to be in the front But right now this is back row and chill Yeah, baby I thought that was part of the song then I got so confused His voice sounds different when he doesn't sing

That was Kent Jones He recorded some idents for us a couple weeks ago And I love it Sexy boys So that was the Drifters Are someone from the Drifters Yes I met Roy G Hemings from the Drifters

For a week When I was presenting in the Caribbean Most Randomest story ever Fact of the week And the songs were amazing It was like Motown era, that kind of music. I didn't think I like Motown. They are old school.

I thought it was a type of serial. Motown. Motown. When I was really young. I'd like a bowl of Kellogg's Motown, please. You got like, what is it, granola? Like the rabbit food kind of stuff. Yeah.

Or Motown. Motown. And I love my Motown. Oh, can you imagine? I like a bit of Motown. I do, but I know what it is now. That was when I was like eight, I promise. I promise.

Right. Okay. So we were talking about Netflix just before that song. I'm a big lover of Netflix. And just to repeat, you can now, download stuff on Netflix, which is super exciting. Offline. Offline, baby.

Offline. That's amazing. Because you have to download it online, don't you? And then keep it. You have to stream it. And that's the most annoying thing about Netflix or Netflix. It's not Netflix. It's your Wi-Fi connection.

It's your Wi-Fi connection. You're watching something. It gets like a really amazing scene. And then suddenly it's like... Mm-hmm. I hear you, sister. I hate you. Buffering is the word.

Always at like a critical point in the program slash film as well. I know. I'll tell you who killed him. It was... Oh, hello! Exactly, and that's how Home Alone 2 ends. That's how you feel. Right.

So what are you watching at the moment and enjoying, Joe? What are you enjoying? What are we watching? Westworld. We are watching Westworld, maybe. I got so excited, I can't think of it. It is, honestly, and I keep, like, rabbiting on about it to everyone I know. Like, watch Westman, what's on.

But that's not on Netflix. It's actually not on Netflix. I keep telling everyone to watch it. It's on Sky Atlantic. That's it. That's why people are getting angry with me. I'm telling you'll watch it. Netflix.

It's on Sky Atlantic. It's called Westworld. And it is absolutely one of the best series. I mean, for me, it's up there with Game of Thrones and Breaking Bad and those kind of like absolutely must-do. I think it's just the whole, I always start telling people about it and I give too much away. But basically, like the Truman Show, like with Jim Carrey, but it's not as funny and silly as that as my favorite actor in the world. But it's like a world that is like a fake world. And people inside that fake world start realizing things.

And there's robots. and there's drama and there's a lot of sex and violence. There is, and there's a lot of huge names in it as well. I thought you were say something else. There's a lot of, there are actually a lot of huge penises and things in there as well. Oh, you actually just said it. Oh, okay. Of course you can.

I love this station. You can, Fubai Radio. Mobs. Do you know what? Sorry, I just wanted to say, spell like, thrown out there. Do you know what Fubbar stands for? Yep, it spells fluffy orangutans, beware and rectum. Very nearly correct.

No, it stands for fucked up beyond all recognition. Johanna? I mean, have you even looked at the little logo? My mum's listening. Can you see what the little... My mom listens every week, she hates it. Look at that little, look at that little logo. There's sound bars?

Yeah, can you see what it is? What's it doing? It's swearing at me. I know. It's flipping me off. It's a middle finger is the logo of this radio station. How cool is that? And I didn't notice for like six weeks.

That is amazing. I am aware. Is that what it's meant to be or you just, you know? No, I think it's definitely. Is this one of those? Oh, we've got someone you on the video. Let's play a little prank. I don't think I've been prank.

Have you been successfully pranked ever? Yeah, but not in the world of Facebook. Oh, like outside of Facebook? I don't think people listening to know them. Yeah, well, at university, the first year was full of pranks. I don't know. I like a good prank. And I always, when I was younger, I used to do, you know,

I used to put like salt in the sugar and. Oh, you're absolutely devil. And after I saw Home Alone, oh my gosh. There was like sticky shit all over the house, Lego everywhere. I was just trying to like get burglars slash my parents slash my brother. He makes it look so much easier in the film than how it is. I tried doing the boxing glove out of the window, out of the door.

Cupbers thing on a spring. Just don't work, does it? Just don't work? You must have to spend hours constructing a string. I just put a boxing glove on a stick and then put lots of pressure on it, but I ended up smacking myself in the fist so many times. It was a bad day that was. I don't know.

What do you guys at home? What do you guys feel about pranks and things? Because now it's a big, it's a cultural thing on the internet. Yeah, it's a genre of content. That's how big it is. It's huge. So are you guys up for a prank? Do you hate pranks?

Do you enjoy watching them online? Do you absolutely hate it? How do you feel about fake pranks? Do they have to be real? Can you still enjoy them if they're kind of set up? How do you feel about that? Let us know. Let's start a discussion.

Do we enjoy giving lots of pranks? And then if a prank is given on you, you might not like it. Is there a real level? You've got to be able to give and take. Exactly. If you're going to give a prank, you've got to be able to take it. I think you can't be a diva. Let us know, chill at fubaradio.com.

we will shout you out. Okay, so our first guest is going to be coming in a little bit. We've got very, very sexy Mordhurst who's in The Vikings, the TV show. Very exciting about that. And when she comes, I'll tell you some really, really funny stories about my teenage years and to do with medieval things. Amazing. You've already shown me a picture of when your mum dressed you and you went out. I thought it was fancy dress.

Do you remember you look like a rainbow? A walking rainbow. like just I don't know what was going on there I was like oh is it fancy dress pie no no just a Monday that was just my clothes Joe was referring to a recent Instagram throwback picture that I put out tragic when I was 15 and I literally thought

I looked so fucking cool I don't know how I looked all for I was wearing I had a nuclear orange fluffy bag that I made myself I sewed that bag myself you definitely can't tell and I called him Melvin and I was wearing like two or three layers of fluorescent pink fish nets

skirt, Doc Martins that I had painted myself with like flowers and rainbows on. I look like, oh, someone's got their phone on in the studio. It's not me, it must be you. I think it must be me! Well, the co-host is one and Johanna James is zero.

Oh shit. I've turned into someone else since I've stepped in this studio. Why? What are my life? Absolute road woman, that's what you are. I am, so I roll. I'm a little innocent kid from Leeds. All right, okay, I'm gonna play. Have I got any road?

I haven't got any roadie songs, but I have got a song from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles the movie. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, the movie. I wanted to play that song. Like the new movie? The new one. Okay. The new Michael Bay version.

Yeah. Which, you know, I was a fan of Transformers. Okay, we're talking about Transformers now? Well, it's Michael Bay. All right. He made the same thing. I thought I've missed it. It's very different important part of film.

I was a fan of Transformers, especially the first one. And then I kind of, like, wamed on the rest of them. And then, he, he, he made on the rest of them. He made the Teenage Mutant Ninja series. And again, just didn't really catch on as much as the Transformers. But I think it's because Shalabuff wasn't in it. Ah, there it is. I think he is the key to all things sexy about that.

Anyway, this song is called Shell Shocked, and it's from the soundtrack, and I just love it. And it makes me feel really cool. So let's play that. Let's hear it. It's Back Row, Chill. You're listening to Johanna James, Backroll Chill. Yes. Say it correctly.

Very nearly. Macra and chill? Yeah. Missed off the and. It's like Netflix and chill. Oh, I get you. Well, sorry, I've got another round now. It's like, you know, when you're in the cinema and you're having sex at the back, basically.

Oh, yeah, I know exactly what you mean, yeah. All right. Okay. Right, we've got our first guest on the show. Thank you so much. We've got Maud Hurst in the studio. Thank you for joining us. Oh, I've got to put your mic up.

There we go. Hello, I'm here. How are you doing? I'm really good. How are you guys? Very good. I'm good. It's marvellous.

I love doing a show on a Friday afternoon because you're just pumped. You actually are. The weekend is about to begin. And it's nearly Christmas. It's nearly Christmas. December Fridays are the best Fridays. Yeah, they are. Out of all my Fridays.

Advent. Advent Fridays. Right, so Maud, for all our listeners, just to explain who you are and what you do, you're on actress and you are on The Vikings. I am. The TV show, which is quite exciting. I love that time period in history, so that's my favourite.

I should have listened more in history, but I do actually like the Viking era. And my brain was all over place in school. What we read in the history books is really quite different from the show. So even if you had read up on it, you know, you can still learn something else by watching it. Thank you very much. And how did you get involved with the Vikings? How did you get?

So it's been like, oh God, like four and a half years, I think, since I auditioned. And I've just been travelling around Thailand and I came back to London terrified that I wasn't working. And I was like, ah. And my agent was like, got this really cool show, do you want to audition? I was like, sure, great. So I went in, met the director and it was a really last minute casting. And I think within like three or four weeks I was told and then flew to Ireland and started filming. That is scary.

The actor's fear, I call it, you know, and you don't know what, like after university for me, I just want to go on act. And you get this fear where you just don't know. Yeah. Audition-wise or work-wise. Yeah. That's what? And I hate it. The first time you get to set, normally the first thing people say, hi, so what you do next?

And you're like, I'm just really excited about this job. You don't look at your mind on the day. Oh, you go there. Day to day. That's so true. And, well, okay, I've got something to admit. I've never been on a, oh, actually, no, I'm lying. I have been on a Viking themed TV show

but when I was a teenager I used to do something really really, really geeky and I used to do medieval reenatement did you now? It's like, oh, you're weird! Don't not for me, Joe! I was laughing at a joke I've written down for later. Okay, it's like...

About you, being medieval? No, I honestly, I used to be such a geek. I used to spend a majority of my weekends going all over the country and we'd put on this show. You know, you go to castles or historical fairs or whatever. I didn't know this existed. Yes.

And you do like, so, like, for example, in Nottingham every year, they've got the Robin Hood Festival and then hundreds and hundreds of medieval reenactors go. I have heard of these. And I played Maid Marian in the, in the... Oh, well-drawn. Congratulations. It was the role of my career. But we did, but my medieval, they specialised in Viking up to Robin Hood. So I spent most of my teenage years running around being a fair maiden.

So you're a fellow Viking. Fellow Viking. Hey. Yeah. Do we were a fighter? I was. Yeah. I learned to use a broadsword.

I wish I was. Helga was not. She's a lover, not a fighter. Oh, they don't fight. I don't fight. I don't ride horseback. No, missed all the fun things, but I didn't get muddy. But Viking women were actually quite independent.

If you look at women in history, as opposed to, yeah. So in the last sort of thousand years or whatever, they had this, like, you could divorce the men, which was like a power to a Viking woman. She could go. Like if your Viking man got home and drunk and was like, whatever, you could be like, that's it, I divorce you, fuck it. My Viking man is home. Yeah, they were really progressive, wasn't they?

Yeah, it was crazy. And I think it regressed a lot in different other parts of history. But Vikings, yeah, the women were fierce. And some of them were actual warriors. The pagan, yeah, the pagan women were like, and they had these huge ladles. It was like completely legal to beat your husband up with a ladle. Yeah, with a big iron ladle. Big iron ladle, yeah, you could say, you didn't want to be late.

You didn't want to piss off your body. You want to be late in the littled. We should have reacted that today. We should have done it. We should have done that. We should have. So what was your favourite part about playing your character in the Vikings? I think working with Gustav, who plays Floke My Husband in the show, he's amazing.

And so it was kind of like a master cast every day being on set. He's acted since he was about five. So his whole life has been immersed. And he said that was brilliant. But also just being on the sets, it was so epic in the middle of Wicklow Mountains in Ireland. Yeah, that must be so cool. It was amazing. And on my wedding day, I think.

I think it's probably my favourite scene that I filmed, but they hadn't told us how we were going to get married. And we turned up in this lake, and they'd built a boat of flowers. And they were like, so you're just going to enter on in this. I was like, what? That's beautiful. It's great, but it kind of stuffs up your real life wedding because you're like, I've never got the boat and the flowers.

Never going to beat that. It looked really pretty on TV. Yeah. That's super cool. And so do you get, because obviously your face has been out and about, because you were in the Tudors as well, won't you? I love that TV show. Anything historical with the course.

and a bit of sex, I'm like, I'm in there. I've got your sard and you're ready to watch. I'm ready at home, just ready. And then, so your face has been out and about quite a lot. Do you get recognised around? I look really different to Helga. They completely got rid of my eyebrows, and so it changes your face a lot.

Why did they take your eyebrows off? I was a weird. I think they were kind of going Scandinavian. It's a liking thing. Really blonde. Yeah, they wanted to give it like a look, the show to kind of have a different feel and to kind of make it. Dark eyebrows are in right now,

so they wanted to make it completely different, I guess. But it's not a good look, and I really would never try it. Eyebrowless. Yeah, it's not good. You know, you'd look like an egg, wouldn't you? Literally like an egg, yeah. One of my friends was like, you look like an alien. I can't see if you're angry.

I'm happy. I'm sad, yeah. But a sexy alien, you're a sexy alien. Thanks, thank you. But so, yeah, in a group, when all the Vikings are together, we do get recognized. But very rarely in London, do I get it, which is a nice thing, actually. Yeah, you can go incognito to wherever you want to go.

I know, drunk a night's out. I'm good. Nobody knows. Until someone covers your eyebrows up, Pete. There you are. And what was your favourite? Did you have like a favourite kind of? Because I love hearing about behind the scenes and background to access all areas.

So what was your sort of favourite thing that happened behind the scenes? Travis, who plays the lead guy, Ragnar, he is like a complete joker all the time. He doesn't, he's always misbehaving. And one day one of the other actors used to drive himself to set every day and he parked his car. and Travis just went missing for ages no one knew where he was and eventually at the end of the day we realised what he'd done

we'd open Bob's car and about 50 chickens just jumped out and he'd like filled yeah his whole car was just covered in chicken poo and he just filled this whole car yeah that was Travis now that's a different level

you know just sometimes he reads someone else's lines I'm a bit of a laugh no he fills a car with chicken and chicken poo yeah that's a that's like a pretty medieval joke isn't it it's like I'll get ye chickens put you chickens in you car

and it's also educated There you go. There you go. Lovely. Prank me again. Thanks, yeah. Wow. Does anything ever go wrong? Like, I love it as well with like bloopers and... Yeah, for me, the thing that always goes wrong is I get the giggles, I can't, and once you go

and you really can't go and... That's the worst thing on set. In a death scene. Well, that's the other thing that, yeah, somebody, one of the other actors that died, everyone was really emotional on the day that they died and he was supposed to be dead and he couldn't stop crying. He was like, actually we're like, you can't... Yeah, you can't cry while you're a court, so it's not. not desirable that

but yeah lots of things go wrong because it's so huge in the battle sequences there's normally like three or four hundred extras so things are definitely going to go wrong when people are flying around with weapons and stuff

there's lots of injuries and people falling off horses yeah some of the extras are probably medics just ready close yeah ready to go medic slash extra

they're just like multifunctional with no eyebrows it's a Viking thing I have been tempted to bleach my own you remember that don't

what were you just about to say it. I've been tempted to bleach my eyebrows. I have because I saw that dragon tattoo film, the girl with the dragon tattoo. Oh yeah. And Runei Mara had no eyebrows and I was like, she's the sexiest thing ever.

But then I realised that I would not look like Runei Mara. I just have eyebrows. I just don't recommend doing it. It's just not good. It's not good for the ego. So did you have to die them back again? Yes, straight away. In fact, like even sometimes after the end of the day,

I just say to my makeup artist, like please just draw them on for tonight. Can't go home to the mirror. I can't do it. I just want to sleep in my own eyebrows. when girls dye their hair but die in your eyebrows is that the same? Some people die their pubs. Okay, do okay. Anyway, back to the eyebrows.

They do they fall off. They die everything. No, and they grow really quickly. Who knew? Yeah, eyebrows grow like my... Oh, I think they've been boobs. I'm not talking about pubs anymore. I'm like, my pubs do grow really quickly, yeah. TMI. TMI. TMI.

Okay, d'ek. Well, I'm going to pop to a song and afterwards, because you're our first guest, we're going to play. Every week we play a guest the sort of movie soundtrack or movie theme tune or one of those. So I'm going to pop to a song. The Vikings isn't in it. No. Good. I'm going to be terrible at this game, but let's do it.

Okay, cool, cool, cool. I'm going to go for a bit of Ice Cube. There's a film called Save the Last Dance. Do you remember that? I do. It's pretty much for the first film for a lot of young white girls where they really fancied a black guy because he was like, the main guy in it, you were like,

oh my God, it was life changing. Joe was just sitting there like, what the hell? What the hell? It's a film called Save the Last Dance. It was one of the original dance movies. I'm doing that in quotation marks there. before step up and everyone jumped on it. But this is, you can do it by Ice Cube

on Back Row and Chill. Back Row and Chill with Johanna James and Noel Clark on Fubar Radio. I only noticed last week there's a really sexual intro though. Cheers guys, thanks.

Right, so I'm going to try and I've set up a Disney villain quiz. Oh my God. Just to make it extra hard because we've been doing this a couple weeks now and I am sort of running out of like theme tunes for several movies, so I'm moving into different genres. The extras that appeared in Aladdin within the first 30 minutes.

It's getting a bit, it's getting harder and harder. But it means that the prize of winning life is more strong. I'm scared. It's okay, so how the rules are is each of you will make up a buzzer, whatever buzzer you want to be. And I'm going to play, I think it's about 10 seconds of a clip of a voice or a song, of a Disney villain. And if you think you can guess what it is or where it's from,

just like shout out your buzzer. and I will... What movie it's from? Is that what the... Yes. So what movie it's from and you get like an extra point if you could actually name the villain?

Oh, this is... I just... Oh, face. Tension! Okay, let's just give it a go. I'm relying entirely on like... You're going to say our buzzers. So yeah, what's your buzzers going to be, Jim?

Tetle's! Okay. I'm going to go Giza because I'm an Eastlander. Okay, Maud's going for Tettler. Okay, here we go. It's the Disney villain quiz. And...

Oh, here we go. It's not good at Disney. Well, hello there. Do we buzzing now? Tell us, tell his. Yeah. Toy Story. It is.

That's probably the only one I would have known. And what, do you remember what the villain was called? Hello there. Oh, it's the bear. The bear is called. Oh, no. The bear is called. It's either hook, hug.

Hugs a lot. Hugs, smelly strawberries, man. I'm going to give you there because it was lots of love, lots so bear. Lots. Lots of love. Okay, thank you. I love you, Maud. That's all right.

You get two points there. I can swear on this. I was like, yeah. Yeah. Okay. Well done. Okay, number two. Welcome to Sunny.

Oh, wait. Tell us. That toy story. Cheek. I'm a hugger. Okay. Number. Oh, you've been through a lot today, haven't you?

Oh, it's been horrible. Okay, we're still on the toy stories. Oh, I'll listen to it. I'll listen to it. I'll listen to it. I forgot. I forgot. I'll listen to them anyway.

We'll listen to them anyway. Okay. There's the large carpet in the main hall. Clean it. and the windows upstairs and now wash them Geiza! Oh yes

Is it snow white? No, of course, don't know, but I just finished it Do them again. Can you think? Tell Liz. Is it the window washer? It's Cinderella. Who was talking, what was happening?

The evil step-mom saying you're going to wash the... Of course it is. But I think that that was a little bit misleading because it was the same actress who played a villain in another Disney movie of Sleeping Beauty. I would have taken either of. I don't know if I've watched that Cinderella one. Okay.

I don't know. Never mind, moving on. In the event a suitable prince cannot be found. A princess must then be wed to... Anyone? Interesting. What? Tell us.

Yeah. No. That would be... I guess in. Me. Bill or Mermaid. No. You will...

Little mermaid with puberty. A piece of dirt. So that was Jafar from Aladdin. Oh God, we're really bad. Like, that's the obvious. It's okay, there's plenty more. Okay, go. No, I'm wrong.

You're lower than dirt. You're an ant. Ant, oh, guise. You ants. Books life. Oh, is it not called ants? A big life. It's a bug's life.

It's hopper from Buzz life. Joe has another two-way. I'm not, I'm not feeling. love so much of this side of the room. You don't you film my love? It's twice starting this. The princess shall indeed grow in grace and beauty. Who's this? Beloved by all will know her.

But... Don't try and get help, Joe. She shall prick her finger. Oh, it's Snow White. No, who's the one that's not your buzzer? I don't think that. Gies out. Yeah, go on, Lord. Snow White.

No. No, what's the one that they prick the finger? It's... Sleep and Beauty. Woo! Maud, you get good! Didn't get any help with that one. You can't just keep saying Snowyland,

and hopefully one will be Snow White. But it might be. It's Snow White. Okay, let's see what's next. As 13th in line in my own kingdom, I didn't stand a chance. Tell us. Tell us. I have to make it.

What are you talking about? As air, Elsa was preferable, of course. Tell us! Yeah, Frozen. It is frozen! Well done, Joe. Morge, don't ever got the villain, because I only know it because I only know it, I heard the word Elsa.

I don't know who this villain is. I've never seen frozen. You are. It's a bit overreate. I'm not going to like. You know, I was right to idolize you. I always knew you were tough. But tricking the probe by hiding out of the bones of another super?

Oh, man. I'm still geeking out about it. Is this the next one? Is this the same one? Yeah, he had to just go in the ride. I mean, Mr. Incredible. Oh. Gina.

Gina! Yeah. Incredibles. Yeah. Well, I'll give you both the point for that. I'm just been generous. in? It's Friday. Okay. I want I give you that? Here we go.

Geeseer! Yeah. A hundred and one donation? Yes, Lord! Coming up in the lead! I think there's something wrong with my buzzer. Go on. Can you name who she is? Yes. She is...

Carilla de Ville. Yes! I can say those names. Extra point for me. La Gushvella. Just let me know the instant. The fate's arrived. What?

What? Fates are here. The what are here? The fates. Fates. Memo to me. Memo to me. Mame you after my meeting.

Do anyone know? No one guesses. Snow white? The fates. It's sort of mythological, Greek. I don't know. Hercules!

It's Hades from Hercule. I shouldn't know on that because people get me confused with him. Should you want to do one more? Should we do one more? Go on there. Do one more for a million points. A million pounds. A million pounds, yeah.

Okay, right. I'm not so sorry. We'll wait for Hades to go. Okay. And that'll be the last one. There's a lot of riding on this. It is. Life's not fair, is it?

You see, I, well, I shall never be king. Here is this. Giza. Yeah. The Lion King. Yes, it is. What's the baddie name called? Sarr.

Ska. Yay! Simba. It's not Simba, is it? You win. Scar. It is. Simba's the main guy.

I don't know. Okay, so that means for you, you win a million points, Maud. You are the winner of this week's Disney Villain Challenge. I'm super proud. Thank you. Yes. And Joe, never mind, you've got another chance later on in the show. I'm not watching the Vikings anymore.

Don't be bitter. That's amazing. Right. Thank you so much for coming on, Maud. My pleasure. Well, the end of season four, the next half of season four is starting... It started yesterday. Oh, it's already started, isn't it?

This week. Yeah, and it's going to be one a week. and it's on the... It's on Amazon Prime. Amazon Prime in the UK. Yeah, and History Channel. And the History Channel. So you probably find it online.

Yeah. Everything's online. Everything's always online. That's super, super cool. And have you got anything else coming up? I've just done a short film called The Knock, which is doing all the short circuits right now, which is cool.

And there's a project that starts next year, but I'm not allowed to sing. Oh, you're buttoned on it. Oh, but you're busy, busy? Yeah. Excited. Yes. They haven't got the fear.

Not yet. Not the active fear. The active fear. Always have the actor fear. We should make a sketch about the actor fear. I went to uni for three years, so I didn't have three years of actor fear. I know, and then you get out and you get it all at once.

Yeah, scary. All in one week. Let me tell you, sister. Let me tell you. Right, we're going to pop to another song, and then we're going to... Oh, it's nearly 5 o'clock. Where is the time going?

It's Friday night. Right, do you want another Christmasy one? Go on then. Because one of my favourite Christmas films, EBA is Elf. Yes, Santa! I love it. I like it.

Santa! So, this is Baby, it's Cold Outside. Baby is old. By Zoe de Chanel. Is this the one where they're singing in the shower? It is the singing in the shower, Elf's song. Let's all sing along together. And sing along together.

In the shower. Yeah. Let's do it. Thank you. I really can't stay. But baby it's cold outside. I've got to go away. A baby it's cold outside. This evening has been.

I'm hoping that you drop in Hold your hands there just like eyes My mother will start to worry Beautiful, what's your hurry And father will be pacing the floor Listen to that fireplace roll So really I'd better scurried Beautiful, please don't hurry

Well maybe just a half a drink more Put some records on while I pour The neighbor's my thing. Baby it's bad out there. Say, what's in this thing? No cabs to be had out there. I wish I knew how to break the spell. I'll take your hat, your hair, let's swimmer.

I ought to say no, no, no, sir. Mind if I'm moving closer. At least I'm going to say that I'd say that I'd What's the sense of hurting my pride? Really can't stay. Baby don't hold out. Ah, but it's cold. I simply must go.

But maybe it's cold outside. The answer is no. It's cold outside. This welcome has been so. I'll like to let you look out. My sister will be suspicious. Your lips look delicious My brother will be there at the door

Waves upon tropical shore My maiden aunt's mind is vicious Or your lips look delicious Well maybe just a cigarette No, such a pleasure before I've got to get home I'll feel you freeze out there Say

Let me your cold It's up to your knees out there You've really been great. I'll say when you touch my head. But don't you see? How can you do this thing to me? There's bound to be talk tomorrow. Think of my lifelong sound.

At least there will be plenty of plight. If you caught pneumonia and I really can't stay. Get rid of that hold out. How about it's cold? Right, this is a backro and show. It's Friday. It's DeHanna James. And Joe Tasca. Welcome back to the show, everyone. I hope you're having a brilliant Friday. And a better tomorrow.

You know, you need sleep. Yeah, that's me. Yeah, I had too much sleep. I had a really good sleep last night. And I've had too much sleep now. And now I'm feeling weird. You just can't get the balance, can you? It's either not enough or way too much. We've had a tweet in from, um, um, um, um, uh, Jub tube.

Jub. So he's listening. I want to shout out. Hello, my Juba. If anyone doesn't know, he's also my boyfriend. Hey. Hey, Jubey. And he's never listened to the show before.

That's all good, isn't it? Thanks for listening, Jibs. Thanks for listening. Right, so now we are doing, this part of the show, we are doing what is coming up and what's coming out in the world of film and entertainment to give you guys a heads up on what you maybe should be seeing. Right, okay. Let it show.

Let it show. So movies that are coming up that are quite cool. So in the long term, long, long, long haul, did you know that there's a live action Pokemon movie in the works? What? Live action Pokemon movie. A live action as in there's live action and it's a Pokemon movie. You know how they did the Jungle Book this year?

Yeah. And they did it as in real people. If I've watched it, yeah. Okay. Well, they're doing that with a lot. It's like the trend now to make old animation movies and then redo them with live action, so real people. so they're doing it with Pokemon

so they're turning cartoon into real someone they're going to cast like a real... Someone to look like Pikachu and then someone to look like that little fat one that's got an eggshell around it I think they're going to do CGI Pokemon but Ash and everyone's going to be like

a real person that's mad and they're also doing the Lion King in... Yeah, I heard of that in real people which is cool I had some bag of you

I don't know what that was I think that was my delivery I had some bagel It's my tea Pizza, what? My mom comes down from Ludes pizzas ready Pizza are on T

So Pokemon and That's awesome. Yeah, then they've got directors attached to it, production. It's all getting green lighted. So, so far, so good on that. There's a lot of movies coming out around because Christmas and New Year, Boxing Day. It is like cinema.

It's movie. It's movie time, isn't it? So I was looking at what's coming up, what's coming out, what do I want to see. And there's a new film called Sing. Have you heard of it? Yeah. Is that the cartoon?

Yeah. With the little pig and the gorilla. I didn't go to the screen in, but yeah, that looks awesome. Oh my God. Well, here's the trailer. I thought I'd play the trailer for you guys. because it looks really funny. It's kind of like an X-factor style thing.

And it's got the guy from Eddie the Eagle, the hot one. Taran Egerton, Edgerton, Edgerton. Don't know how to say it. Edgerton, Egeton. The fit one. He's in it. He plays the main gorilla. Okay.

I wasn't expected that. He plays the main gorilla. Gorilla. So here's the trailer, Fools thing. My theatre's been going through some pretty rough times lately. So what do I do? Quill? No. Just think, your neighbor, the grocery store manager, that chicken, right there.

Everyone in the city gets a shot at being a star on my stage. Wow! This show is not going to save your theater. Maybe it's time to just move on. Come on, you know how much this means to us. You can't just sing it. You've got the shows of fire and desire. The fire went out a long time ago.

You are not going to believe what I did today. I am lost. I am veiled. I just don't want to be. your gang. I want to be a singer. How did I end up with a son like you? I'll get you out. Don't, wait. I'll get the money. I promise. I could really use some extra piano lessons.

Yes, that was very bad. Don't let fear stop you from doing the thing you love. You know what's great about hitting rock bottom? There's only one way left to go. And that's up. It's very true. There's only one way up when you hit rock bottom. That is it? That just looks so jokes.

and I love how fun of it. And I was just saying to you haven't seen Starks yet. No, I really want to. That is one of the funniest cartoons I've ever seen. Of this year. I missed it this year and it's on my like to-do list to review Storks. I love an animation. I love an animation.

It's so good. Just look out for the pigeon that's like, Sabrah, what's happening, bro? That is the funniest cartoon ever, honestly. Well, sing-list, yeah, so I'm going to be heading out and scene. Sing. There's also two other films. One's festive, one's not.

You know, what's he called? Brian Cranston. Brian Cranston. Main Guy from Breaking Bad. Yes. Who's been slightly off the radar since Breaking Bad. Mark him in the Middle Hero, yeah. Uh-huh.

Uh-huh. He plays, this is his new film. It's called Why Him. It's with James Franco. And it's basically about this overprotective dad of his daughter. The daughter introduces her boyfriend and played by James Franco, who plays this, like, absolutely mental social media zillionaire. And it looks, it's like a comedy. I think it's, because I like, he's an amazing actor, Brian Cranston.

Yeah, he's amazing. Imagine him doing comedy. Well, he did comedy with Malcolm in the middle. That's where he originated from. He's very funny. He's a funny bloke. Breaking Bad was like so random fire, but it's so good. But so good.

Yeah. So I wonder if they're going to do a little homage to breaking. I would love it if they did. A little bit in it. A little nod. I love a good comedy. But this is called Why Him and, yeah, James Franco and Brian Crensen. And this is the trailer for that.

As your little girl grows up, it seems like no guy will ever be good enough for her. I'm very excited for you to meet my boyfriend. Oh my God. Get up here. Please, please, please. Family, baby. Fuck yeah. This is the first serious boyfriend?

I remember being that age, don't you? Just always ready. He just literally has no filter. I'm so fucking psyched. You're out here for the holidays. This is a 15-year-old child. Oh, shit. You don't say fuck?

The heck yeah, I cuss. You do. What's your favorite cuss word? Titties. Titties. Classic. Ed? On Christmas Day, I'm going to ask Duffy to marry me.

I'd like your blessing. Uh, the answer is no. Why don't you give me a few days to win you over? By Christmas morning, you're going to be calling you, son. I'm going to be calling you dead. Don't think that's going to happen. I think it's going to, Dad. Tell me what, Dad?

Stop that. All right. You are not the guy we want our daughter Mary. You want to play with me? You are going down. You really hurt my feelings. I bought your company. Game over.

I think you might be insane. I am. Insanely in love with your daughter. Crazy! That sounds mad. That sounds mental. I do love... You know what, Jo?

What? I do love a good comedy. Don't get me wrong? I do, and that sounds funny. And plus, we know his brother. He's our buddy, isn't he? Dave Franco. We've met Dave Franco.

Yeah, he's our buddy. We met him early this year, but I called him James Franco. Which is awkward, isn't it? That's a bit of a problem. I also tried to get him to kiss me, and he turned me down. Yeah, I didn't do that, but he just doesn't text me back. That was just really awkward, really. Yeah.

I didn't... In the life of Joe, really, isn't it? Oh, yeah, got Dave Franco. Try to kiss me, but I called him his brother's name, and he's married. I got rejected by the name's Franco. Highlight of 2016. His name's Dave. Oh, did it again, damn it!

His name is Dave. Damn it. So that was a film called Why Him? It looks funny. I like that. It's like, do you cuss? Yeah, tinnies. Boob.

What's your favourite cuss word? I keep forgetting about it's radio station. It's mad. I don't know if I got a favorite one, you know. Some sound, Some sound funny with my accent. Yeah. But, yeah, I don't know.

I quite like saying, instead of a motherfucker saying, Mother Hubbard! Oh, mate, I like that way. I used to start saying barnacles. Barnacles! Barnaecles! But yeah, not as cussy. I think I'm going to use tiddies now.

It's going to be my new one. Oh, tith! If you're listening from my Twitter feed, I'm sorry. I didn't know this is what happens. Sorry. Sorry, Joe's for the feed. That's why I'm going to stick with barnacles for now. Barnacles, and I'm still going to stay with tith!

Sorry, mum What is your favourite swear word? Let us know, like you tweet us at Fulbar Radio or email in Chill at Fulbaradio.com Nipples. And what's your favourite cuss word? And we'll shout you out. Right, okay, we're nearly coming up to our next guest.

We've got in the studio, we're not in the studio, actually. Who have we got, Joe? We are going to be talking to the writers of a new film called I Am Not a Serial Killer, which is like a dark, dark comedy slash it's like a kind of all round weird

new genre is good that's good that's good weird is good are they on the line they're on the line brilliant we're going to try we're always at the mercy of like technology at the moment

I'm like is it going to work and they're going to get cut off are they here with us or not so we'll just see in a moment but it's got some pretty cool cast members actually it's got Christopher Lloyd who plays the duck

in Back to the Future I thought you said duck that he plays the duck that famous duck Marty's your kids Martin. Hello. Are you with us?

Hello. Hi, you can hear me. Oh, we can. We can indeed. Welcome to the show. Thank you so much. How's it going? For your time.

So is this Christopher and Billy. Yeah, this is Billy here. Oh, hi, Billy. Hi, hi. So we were just trying to explain to the audience about what I am not a serial killer is about the movie. I'm sure you will do it way better. Well, I would have put a duck in it if you'd said it earlier.

That's a great idea. That is the 100 Bill of Dollar idea. That is a duck in it. There's a duck. Next film. movie. Absolutely. I am a serial killer.

So how did it come? So you wrote, did you write the concept? No, it comes from a book, actually, an American book of the same name. So Chris and me adapted it and then I directed it. So yeah. It was good fun.

Oh, amazing. And how did it sort of, because I always find it fascinating the story behind how movie gets made because it is never as easy as, you know, oh, let's just make a movie. I'll see in a few months. There it is on the screen.

Yeah, it's always such a fight. Yeah, it's a testament. Oh, yeah, there's tons of fights. I mean, it seemed pretty easy at first because the book was amazing, and, you know, Chris and me had great fun adapting it, and then it took another six years to get financed. So it's the usual independent film. That's a quite a long time.

Yeah, which wasn't a lot of fun. But worth it now, worth it a bit? Yeah, you know, looking back at it definitely, I mean, God, if the film had turned out to be rubbish, then no, it wouldn't have been working. Well, yeah, that's the risk, you know. But, yeah, no, no, we're really happy with it. And it was a great adventure. Like, we shot in Minnesota.

and like the temperature was like minus 20 the whole time so that was really cool oh that'd be fun yeah frost bite well it's a nice not shooting in the rain for once you know doing like doing a film in america is just something different about it and that was just yeah yeah it was brilliant and well there is a there's a big buzz going on about this film because it's already it was in the bfi festival that's right yeah yeah we're concerned about yeah yeah and um south by south west southwest film festival um so and when is it when are we able to see it Right, it's coming out in, as I say, selected cinemas next Friday. Okay.

The ninth, I think, if my dates are right. So in the UK and in Ireland. So I know it's on like, they're still confirming the date or the cinemas, but it's definitely on in the Picture House Central in London. And then there's a few around Ireland as well. And we should be finding out more, I think, on Monday. So it's not a massive release. We've got, there's a little film opening a few days later,

something rogue, something or other. I don't know what the tiny film. Oh, yeah. A little rogue one, maybe. So that's going to take on most of the cinemas, I think. But yeah, we're delighted, and it's getting great reviews and everything, so it's really good. So story theme-wise, just to give a little people a little bit of an insight, it's about a 17-year-old boy who he's a bit obsessed,

he's got a bit of a morbid curiosity about serial killers. Yeah. And he sort of discovers, is it by accident, he discovers potentially a real serial killer? Well, you see, his mom runs the town mortuary, so he's, always embamming bodies with his mom and his aunt, which is not the most healthy thing. Lovely childhood. And then he relies

when the murder victors are delivered by the coroner into the thing, he's the first person to spot that this could be a serial killer at work. So he's kind of like a teenage Sherlock Holmes who investigates it, you know. Yeah, the other thing about him, though, is that he's clinically diagnosed as a sociopath.

So he's afraid of becoming a serial killer one day himself anyway. And then this happens, which both the most interesting thing that could happen to him and also one of the worst things because he finds it so engaging and in thralling. Yeah, I mean, I love psychology

and anything to do with sort of why our brains work a certain way or don't work a certain way. I love the whole concept of just why we dream. Do you know what's going on in the air? I don't understand. That's true. That's very true, yeah. So this is a... And the cast-wise, you guys really landed on your feet with the cast for this.

It's got Max records. Was he the boy from where the wild things are? That's him. He was Max and where the wild things are, yeah. Yeah, brilliant. Yeah, no, he's, like, the film is on his shoulders because he's in every scene, and, you know, he's a real stamina job as much as anything.

But he's just brilliant in it, absolutely brilliant. He's kind of all grown up now, you know, as a 17-year-old. And then, of course, you mentioned the duck earlier on. The Duck Brown. Duck Brown. He was great, and he's kind of him playing against type as well, because he's, it's a very quiet. performance, it's not the kind of more

cartoony, like Adam's family, which are brilliant, but this is a really interesting side of Christopher Lloyd. He's really very different in this, you know. That's cool. I like a bit of variety. I'm a huge fan of Christopher Lloyd. Yeah? Yeah, love him, love him. He's a lovely man as well.

He was like, you know, we had him out in like it's a low-budget film, we had him on the snow in the middle of the night and everything in, you know, awful conditions and he was, he didn't complain once. He was such a perfect gentleman. Yeah, absolutely. It's always good to work. I love hearing that, especially when big star, I hear that like Tom Hanks and people are like that

are just so down to worse I love that. I love the story so oh I like it even more now and so were you around were you guys around for a lot of the production then so you were sort of hands on yeah well I directed and then Chris came out to be on the shoot as well so we gave Chris

loads of jobs to do which is brilliant for a tiny crew yeah I mean Chris you can talk about it a bit you arrived in the middle of it really yeah I came out for the last two weeks or so and by then and the guys had really been at it for a while. I get to meet Chris Floyd on set

because he was only, you know, they got his stuff out of the way first. Oh, okay. But I met him, you know, at a post screenings and things. Yeah, it was great experience going out on the shoot because it was just so scrappy. Everyone was just really pitching in

and just giving it their all and helping to make that this thing come to life after, you know, six, almost seven years now. So, long time. It was my first time. on set, you know, it was cold, it was hard, but it was so rewarding. These things come to life. Sounds like a good vibe on set as well.

It was, yeah. And did anything sort of not go to plan? It's always my favourite thing to ask behind the scenes. Was there anything? Oh, everything didn't go to plan. Tell us them off. There was funny bits. We were mostly shooting up near the Canadian border in a small mining town,

and then we had to do five days down in Minneapolis. And we'd forgotten, we had kind of a free-es-old. of the town up there, the town mayor, everybody, you know, if we want to shut off roads, the mayor got the police out first. Then down in Minneapolis, you're back in a big city. And we went, it started snowing on one day, one of our day off, so we went out shooting without permits or anything just because, you know, we had Maxie staying the houses, and we all just jumped in the van and went out.

And we got pulled over by the police and asked if we'd permits and everything. And it was a really dicey moment because we didn't have anything. And in the end, I kind of talked around saying, look, we're only doing some tests for a film that's going to be happening later and all this. We all got back in the van and we're all just driving off and everybody's really nervous in the van when the same cop car, one of those big

SUVs pulls up behind us again, flashes the lights, pulls up and we're like, what is it? What is we're all doomed? We're all doomed and we roll down the windows and we go turn on your lights with you. So that was really scary but it was good fun. Everyone's like, thank you officer, and breathe out.

We'll go on our way, nothing to see here. Yeah. Well, that's it. I mean, especially for like independent movies or, I mean, I've been part of many a production where the right permits haven't been come through or whatever, so we've all had to sort of just guerrilla shoot, especially around central London,

and if anyone questions what we're doing, everyone just runs in different directions. Exactly, but we see the problem here is we're all our English and Irish, like not even just in another country, but like in the middle of another country, you know, in the middle of Trump lands, basically, and, you know, it was all like, oh, God, because we'd forgotten in our little town where we were shooting,

the locals were brilliant, you know, if we wanted, like one of the big pickup trucks to have for a camera platform or anything, we'd just go to Flamers, the local baron asked, you know, can we have your van, he chuck us the keys and off we'd go. You know, they were really helpful. But if you get in a big city, it's always a bit different. Yeah, city life versus country life.

Yeah. And so the film, because obviously it's got very dark themes, but is it quite darkly funny? Yes, that's what attracted us to the book. It has a kind of a black humor about it. And, you know, especially set in the snow in the Midwest, it just brought the Cone brothers to mind, you know. They're sort of sensibility. And I think both, like Chris, you can say it as well, obviously, but I think we both just, I love the idea of scares and laughter and, you know,

something dark but funny, so it's not just grim. You know, that's what's defraction, I think. Something super dark and depressing. Yeah, I like the idea of, I think everyone has got a morbid curiosity themselves. I think everyone does love a murder mystery and sort of a who, I love a who done it, or all that kind of thing. You're one of those people that when you watch a film with them, you'll tell them who did it at the beginning, and it turns out that you're right every time.

I might have been, yeah, I think it's that person there. Yeah, and it always is, yeah. Told you, I told you. Yeah, my wife and her late mum were terrible for that. You'd be watching something on TV, and they both kind of go, mm-hmm, like this. And you'd be like, what are you saying? What's that noise? Oh, you know, we did it.

It's that guy there obviously. What are you talking about? Yeah, I saw him from the start. And so what's on the cards for you to next after the, I mean, obviously this has been a success. Have you got anything else up your sleeve or in the pipeline? Well, for me, it's just writing the next one. because that took so long to get made, I'm just writing three different projects at the moment

to hedging with F here a bit because I can't, I've got kids, I can't be gallivanting off, as my wife calls it, my expensive hobby. So I'm trying to write something and hopefully make a living, you know. Yeah, cool. Yeah, and same for me. We've got the UK release coming up next week,

so after that's finished, it is kind of the end of it for the release and everything. So mentally, if you like, and move on to new projects and get new things off the ground. I mean, it is kind of, filmmaking is such an amazing, exhausting process, and then you do kind of, you make this a dream,

and then you achieve it, and then it does end, and then you're like, and then we start again, next one. Yeah. I don't want it to take seven years. Yeah. Oh, my goodness. But maybe you could do it again, if you could do it again in a shorter time periods, and then you can be, whippers them out in a year.

A friend of mine, you always put it back in the old, like, blockbuster, you know, video shop days, which is you do all this work and make a film, and then on a Sunday afternoon, and somebody with a hangover wanders in, puts their hand up for your film, and then goes, no, I'll go for that one. And that's what it all ends up, basically.

That's it. But no, I'm so excited to see this. I went to see a couple of things at the BFI, and I saw the kind of showcase on what was on, and I'm a serial killer actually stood out to me, just my personal preference of film. Oh, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you very much. Because there's 150 posters going up in the tube. I think they're just up today, and that's the first time in either of her careers that's ever happened. So we've got real actual physical posters up around London, which is brilliant. You know, that's so exciting. I love a good post.

Posters and trailers, I get so excited. Yeah. I love a good tube poster because you just see them everywhere and he sticks in the mind. Exactly, yeah, that's what I'm thrilled about. Like, I'm going to get the camera out now and get some photographs. Get some selfies next to the poster. Amazing, awesome. All right, thanks so much, guys.

Thanks for coming on. Thanks, thanks very much. That's brilliant. Thank you. Bye. Bye, bye, bye, bye. I hope there's a sequel called Maybe I'm a serial killer. And then an afterwards.

I am a killer. I definitely am a serial killer. I was a serial killer. You could go on forever. You could have like ultimate, there's a series and series of series. That's brilliant. I'd watch them all.

That sounds so exciting though. That's actually... Do I mean? Honestly, yeah. I read up. So guys, check out that. I think the trailer is online. So go on to Google,

going to YouTube, find a way. Find a way, guys, of looking at I am not a serial killer. Because it looks trey funny. Tray, very funny. Right, back to a little bit of music. A little bit of muse kit.

I couldn't say that when I was little. I called it Muse Kit. Okay. You had a lot of things when you were younger, didn't you? I was ever so troubled. The fashion speech, for instance. I couldn't dress myself, I couldn't speak. It was not a good time.

What's this song going to be? This song is by Jack White and Alicia Keys, and it was from James Bond. Live and let die. Nearly it's another way to die. Cold feet. Oh, okay. It's another way to die. Down, damn.

But we're going to get a little bit rocky now because I think this is a little bit sexy. So let's get into it. Well, it is back row and chill. We've got to give people a little opportunity to get down with their lovers. Oh, whatever. Okay, yeah. We're going to be going to our next guest. I got you.

That's why I'm here. Back row and chill with Johanna James on Fubar Radio. One of the sexiest Jane Bond themes. It is quite sexy. I think I might not recognise it possibly because every time that comes on at the intro, I'm running to the toilet. Okay. Because that's the time when you have to go.

you know the 20 minute long credits at the beginning Oh at the beginning of the traditional James Bond thing You're going to get your popcorn I love the beginning of, you can't miss the beginning of a James Bond film I'm terrible, I'm sorry Everyone sits down for the opening of a James Bond Right, we've got our third guest in the studio Thank you so much for joining us

We're joined by Dionne Walker and George Aponsor Does I say that right? Yay! Who were the writers and directors of a brand new documentary called The Hard Stop So welcome Good Make good stuff So one director and the producer

Oh, I thought you wrote it, sorry. We've been, got my... You've been pran. I've been... Worst prank. Worst prank ever. Prank. Oh, so you produced and directed it.

Okay. And could we let sort of our audience and listeners know a little bit about what it's about? Because obviously, you guys are going to know. You're going to sell it way better than... Okay, well, yeah, it's about the man who was killed in 2011 by police, which sparked the... UK riots, which as we know started in London, North London

Tom. Mark Duggan. Spread across London and other cities of the UK. And that man was, as you said correctly, his name was Mark Duggan. And our film follows two of his childhood friends following Mark's death and following their

lives as they deal with bereavement, imprisonment, unemployment and just a whole fallout from those events that affected so many people in 2011. Yeah. That was crazy times.

That was one of the only times I've ever felt actually scared in London, as a Londoner, living here. That night, it had like a very frantic, I was very scared. And for the first time, because normally I felt like we have a system in place, police and army and things like that too. And I felt not on their side. And I felt like the police weren't on the protecting. And I just felt very vulnerable. How close were you?

Well, very close. So I was at the time working on an Earl Clark film and we were filming in West London and I drove home through Peckham through Lewisham. I lived in Lewisham. So it was going on everywhere. I went outside my house down to Catford

and there was people looting, smashing things. There was riot police fans but the police weren't doing anything. So I just felt like if something kicked off the police weren't then going to step in and it was all kind of every man for itself energy of that night. It was very, very terrifying.

So what inspired you to like fully produce this and and well in fact when the riots kicked off we were in Copenhagen at a Prince concert and and I think so we arrived in London like two days late the third day because riots went on for over four days and and we and it was all over the news and we thought, well, you know, instead of watching it via the news, we should really just go out and see what was happening. And I think it started there in a sense. We felt it was quite important to have a look at where this was coming from in terms of why this is happening now. Yeah, I mean, you know, we just, I think it was, as Londoners, you know, we wanted to

really find out something about the man himself, the humanity and, you know, the life that was lost because following the riots, I think that kind of got lost a little bit in the mix. And if you remember, in the media, there was a lot of, you know, about all the damage that had been done to property and about various people who maybe ran into foot locker or somewhere to, you know, grab a pair of free trainers. And it's somewhat detracted from, you know, what actually happened. The loss of life and the man himself and this community in Tottenham who have a history of these incidents involving deaths in police custody or following police contact, which actually goes back to 1985 and the original Broadwater Farm Right, all of which is chronicled in our film, The Hard Stop.

And I think it's very interesting that you guys sort of start the film onwards from where, yeah, the media stopped basically because they were mainly, concentrated on the riots. And as I was saying to Joe earlier, that I was in Channel 4 made a docu drama about the events of that night. But yeah, entirely focused on the rioting and the looting and whatnot. And that was like the first

second TV movie that I was in. But it was more the story of how the rioting affected people rather than the actual thing that sparked the riot. And I remember as well seeing in the media the photo that they used for Mark they cropped it and I remember seeing

only did you see this? I think or not you mean yeah they cropped a photo and they sort of sold it in it when actually if you move the photo the uncropped version of the photo he was next to was it a grave Yeah you're absolutely correct

They cropped the photo and it was the image of Mark that went out in many you know the media you know images following the rights. And it seemed to portray this look of a scowling sort of gangster type figure.

Kind of roadmany photo. In fact when you see the whole uncropped picture it's actually he's actually holding a placard and it's in commemoration of his child, his daughter who died, I think age one and it says, you know

to my daughter with love and he's actually at a grave site and the image you're looking at it's a man in bereavement Yeah, of course. And they've just cropped that to make him, well, it's quite in the media like that, then you just want you make of it. That was one of the first times that I ever totally saw how much that the media can spin something

or literally just cropping a photo, the different, the context of it is so different. And it massively changed my mind. So I was very thankful for whoever it was that put the uncroped photo around the internet. So I think this documentary is going to be hugely eye-opening for people who may not know the whole story. This is an uncropped version of the uncropped. It's the uncroped story. But very much sort of, you know, told through the story of his childhood friends. They were very much a reflection of him, who grew up with him, and who, you know, as far as they were concerned, you know, they were part of an extended family together.

And was it hard to put together, or, like, were Mark's friends, did they really want to be part of it? Or was it quite hard to trap them down? What was that story? You know, they really wanted to be part of it. But when we first began filming with them, obviously, they had every reason to be. somewhat distrustful of the media for the reasons we've just been discussing, you know, because, you know,

just the degree to which Mark was being misrepresented in the media to the degree to which he was misrepresented from the very outset, because if you remember, the first media report was that there was a shootout, that there was an actual exchange of gunfire on the ferry road,

which is actually ridiculous, and two days later that was retracted. He never had a gun. There was not, you know, and in fact what, trans spiders one police officer had accidentally shot another police officer who fortunately was saved by his own police radio so I think that might have been part of the confusion but the point was that the media said that Mark had opened fire on the police of course even though you retract that two days later

it's already gone out as a story and sort of lodged in people's minds it's not like everyone that read that story is going to see the retraction yeah exactly yeah but just to point out in the media that was the information they received. So it didn't start with the media. Yeah, they didn't invent that. Exactly. It was received, I think, through the police IPCC. So in defence of the media a bit.

Yeah, let's be, you know, fair enough. Not every person in the media is going to crop everything. And yeah, like there are some very honest journalism. Yeah, Fibre radio is very good. Fibre, yeah. We like that. They're good. Guardian.

So where is this, the documentary is it going to be where is it platform where can people access this and see it right so it's actually came out on Netflix today and so yeah I mean you know that's good we talk about Netflix yeah

yeah and so and also we must mention we've been nominated for Best Documentary Biffer Awards and even standards and so yeah that's quite that's quite something I mean, I think it means that hopefully we'll get the message out to a wider public

because it's not being shown on terrestrial television. So this idea, let's hope being on Netflix in the UK, we'll get the message out. That's a strong platform. And also I think that this whole subject, it can translate to our friends over in America because it's a big thing this year. It's been about police brutality and unfair.

and there's a lot of stuff going around the internet about that. And it's really picking up a strong momentum. So I think that it's important, like, I think it would resonate with a lot of people in America if they got to have access to this documentary. Yeah, I mean, I think we always pitch the narrative as such where it's a local, you know, it's local, it's Tottenham, it's London, but at the same time it's a transnational story,

which everyone, which will resonate with people in America. We've shown it in, in Korea. in Egypt, we've shown it in Amsterdam, and we've shown it in festivals in America, so it should resonate. It's a big message. No, it's really cool. And have you got any other,

now that this one is sort of wrapped and on its way off around the internet, have you got any other projects that you're looking to go forward with? Yes. Yeah, I saw Cheek's smiles there. I was like, here we have. Yes, we do.

What are you on to you next? Well, I don't know. I don't really want to say too much about it, but, you know, I'm looking at maybe doing something more sort of, you know, fictional, but very much sort of a documentary heart. So something that, you know, I guess, you know, springs off a real story or real situation. But, you know, this time using, you know, a script and actors and that sort of.

You have two of the best in the room right now. Ready. Noel isn't here. Joe squared. Noel's off. Yeah, I think that's interesting to play on that. Well, a lot of, I've seen a lot of things be mockumentary, but they don't have to be comedy, but mockumentary style

and using that as a way of, there's a lot of people who do nothing, I think it's called, which is on Netflix as well. It's a fictional documentary series. And I think that is, I really like that genre. It's such a cool style in it. It's just a office. Yeah, the office. It's kind of fictional.

documentary. Yeah. But it doesn't have to, yeah, exactly, it doesn't have to be common, it could be anything you want,

but it's, because it's a scripted fictional bit, but it's in a documentary style, it adds, I don't know, it's a,

it's a cost-effective way. Yeah. And it doesn't, it doesn't, it doesn't look odd. Well, actually, the internet's supposed to be

the best format for that, actually. It's really, yeah, very, very good. Oh, that's exciting. Okay, I can see there's like

things in the work. So is that looking next year, you're going to be going full hog with that. Cool. That's very, very cool. Exciting stuff.

Well, thank you so much for talking. I mean, that's my Netflix sorted for this weekend. I was literally about to say, I was just about it. I've got that to the list. Because I haven't got another Westworld. Do you have we got a Westworld?

I don't know. Don't talk about it now. We'll be a few other than. Thank you very much guys. But thank you so much for coming in. That's like super, especially someone who lived in London and was there around that time.

You know, I resonate with that. Thanks for having us. Thank you. There's not a problem. We're going to pop to the song now. okay we're gonna finally play you make my dreams yes come true this is the workup song if you set your alarms this is the son you need

this is how jo wakes up every single morning springing out of bed and it's my favorite movie montage song possibly ever in the world yes okay we're gonna give it a go foobar radio back row and chill with jihanna james and no Clark on foobar radio I didn't forgot to put me on I am all sorts of floppy on my buttons

today that sounded really yeah just said that again I press the wrong thing I'm gonna confess never mind never mind it's like at least you own up to it I really like that song and I'm telling you Joe was dancing around the studio

any time of the day that's the song you need that's the song not to go to sleep though go to sleep yes when you're sleeping yes when you wake up guess what

yes honestly there's another like that there's another one like that it's like a proper feel a good song I know I love it like walking on sunshine Are you always happy

Joe you just seem like you're always in a bubbly brand At the moment, I'm not 10 out of 10 because I'm very hungry. We are quite getting hungry in the studio. The hunger scale affects me. Well, you might be able to eat a little bit because very soon we're going to be going to be Facebook live and we're going to be having a beanboozle challenge. What's that? It's the beanboozle challenge.

It's like the big viral YouTube challenge where you get jelly beans called beanboozled and some of them taste like strawberries and beautiful things. I don't know what I mean, but some of them taste like washing all liquid and poo. Some of them taste like dog shit. So it's going to be a fun. So log on to Facebook and Johanna James and we're going to be alive. Maybe I'll live. From what? Maybe I'll get my phone out on live as well.

Should we just live everything? Just live everything. Although I haven't got your amazing set-ups, I'll have to hold it. We'll work it out. We will work it out. I've got a couple more things, a couple more videos, a couple more movies I wanted to talk about that are coming out because it is Christmas. There's a movie called Almost Christmas,

which is from the producers of Think Like a Man. Have you ever seen that first? No. It's probably not your Jacques Role. It's more towards women, I think, that film. Okay, never mind. What women want? I like that film.

When he drops a toaster in the bath. Is that any of these people, women's minds? Oh, yes. I think I said all that wrong. With Mel Gibson? That's it. Yeah. Oh, what a blast from the past.

Sorry, anyway, back to you. They told you I'm getting north and I just said blast from the past. It's been a blast from the past. Right, so this is almost Christmas. This is the trailer for this movie. It looks proper jokes. Nothing says the holidays. Quite like family.

I wasn't expecting you for another day or two. Your room's upstairs. But the liquor's in the dining rum. Hey, Walter. Is the family coming for Christmas? Every single one of them. Rachel, Rachel. Where's your husband?

Ex-husband. Oh. So sorry about your loss. The African-American woman is the backbone of the black family. All I'm asking is for five days. Bealjeal to act like a family. If I close my eyes, I can see mom in here. here like it was yesterday. She is here. She's in every pot, in every pan. We are standing on

holy ground. My husband's going to kill himself. Nothing like positive reinforcement for the holiday. Come on Santa Claus. Time to go get them ho-ho-hoes. Did you find everything you need? Sometimes you find things that you're not even looking for. Lonnie? Oh my God. Oh my God. You two know each other? Mm-hmm. Oh my God. What the hell is going on? I'm his wife. You. You dumb bitch. Who you calling a dumb bitch? You, you dumb bitch, young bitch, silly bitch, dead bitch. She got the gun bitch.

Lonnie, if you're going to bring bitches in here, bring a smart bitch. I'm too old for this. Nothing says the holidays quite like. Oh, it's playing again. Let's listen to it all over again. I don't know why that happened. There was a lot of words in that. There was a lot.

She was fantastic at the end. You dumb bitch, damn bitch. Bala, bada bitch. She was going off on one, bitch. Hala bina bing-nong. I don't know. Bitch, bitch. I wish I wish.

If the court says it, like you are, like a mix between Phoebe and Quivilla de Villa, whatever the name is. Cuella de Ville. I can't say a name. Cheers, Phoebe Bufet and Coeur, I'm wearing a massive furry leopard print coat for anyone not being able to watch this right now. And a hoot's top. And a hooters t-shirt. Because why the heck not, eh? I just thought, you know, I'd mix it up.

I'm like, I think I'd look a bit, slight pimp, slight prostitute. Oh, okay, bitch. You know? Hey, bitch. Hey, bitch. Anyway, almost Christmas. It was actually a Christmas movie that I fancied seeing. all about family dramas around the holiday times.

Do you have any sort of specific traditions that you and your family do? Well, Christmas time, normally, for some reason, blooming moving in a new house. You're moving at Christmas? Yeah, well, moving this week and next week, we're kind of waiting on a date. But it just always seems to happen around before Christmas. So we're going to move into an empty house, which kind of is doing up, so that'll be just bringing in spit buckets now, just getting ingesting.

Yeah, we've got a, the producers are bringing in some spit buckets in preparation for our be-boozil challenge. I say a spit bucket. It's like a large ashtree. A spit asterisk. Yeah, but yeah, normally, because my mum buys a house does it up and I'm, well, I'm living in London, not technically, because I just state people's houses. But when I move there, there'll be a different situation, but yeah, I'll help her move. Moving. But yeah, so it'll be a dairy manic at the moment.

So you're going to be unwrapping your presence as well as your own possessions. As unwrapping, yeah, well, they won't be unpacked by then because I know exactly what's going to happen. I'm like, oh, kind of bothered you. Yeah, no. You only get back from holiday and you don't unpack? Yeah, no, I've done that. I think I've still got a suitcase full of stuff from a summer. Oh my gosh.

But it's like that when you move house, but on another scale. Like, there's still boxes now, I think, in this house. But yeah, moving house for me. Moving house over Christmas. Well, normally, I'll go around to the fam, the fam-al-lams. And our family, like, we're not very traditional. We don't really... Yeah, I just like that.

Just a bit random. We just kind of eat a lot. The food's the main thing for me. I'm normally in charge of gravy, which is a big responsibility. Since I messed it up, I'm only in charge of yorks puddings now. And I love me. As in, like, you heat them up or you cook them from scratch. Put them in an oven.

Oh, no. Eat them off. How do you do that? Pastry? To be fair, Yorkshire puddings are quite tough because literally it's like within two minutes or three minutes, like, they can burn.

Yeah, exactly. Got watch out for that middle partying because that's the bit that can stay frozen and watch out for the edge of the crispiness. Joe is a pro. He's a pro. I love my ochshire pudding. Stop talking about food.

Some people don't even have Yorkshire puddings on their Christmas dinner. I know. Well, right, Christmas dinner to me is like an advanced Sunday lunch. Yeah, it is. It's just like Sunday lunch with all the extras.

With too much. Extras. Too many extras. I love it. I love it. So I, yeah, we just eat a lot as a family and we watch a lot of TV. We're all focused around watching sort of the Doctor Who special or whatever the top Christmas movies are.

Yeah. I love that. I love that. All of that, you know, the, oh, the Sherlock. Christmas Sherlock and things. I got into that this year. I love it. So we're a big food and TV family.

That's kind of Christmas for me. I'll come around to yours. I like that. Staying in pyjamas until about 4 o'clock in the afternoon. Pajami Wednesday. Yeah, exactly. And then Boxing Day, do it all again. I love it.

I can't wait now. I'm getting so excited. Filling all festive. Right, we're going to go Facebook live in a matter of moments. I'm going to put on a little festive song. This is going to be another one from Elf, just because I love that film. This is the Nutcracker Suite from Elf because I love this. Walking along the streets in London, pretending that I am Will Ferrell.

That's how I roll. Okay, here we go. Nutcracker Street. Come out and rewind. You call up. No cracker. Oh, fuck it. Back row and chill with Johanna James on Fubar Radio.

Okay, we're coming into the end of the show. And Joe Tasker. Sorry, it's just, it needs to be included in the X Factor style. We definitely need to. Right, we're about to go Facebook live. So if you want to join us and see what we're doing. We are live now. Hi, welcome everybody.

Hello. Joe Tasker, Johanna James. So we're live on Johanna James's page. Hello. We're also live. I've put my phone up on here. Is that okay? That's fine.

We're also live on my page. Say hello. Hi guys. Hello, guys. Okay, we're going to be playing a game. Every week on my show, I play a television TV theme song quiz. So you guys can play along as well if you can guess what the theme tune is. Joe is going to be playing with me today.

And I've got Bean Boozled, which are these little jelly baby beans. What are they called in Harry Potter? Bertie Botty Bots every flavor beans. Bertie Bots is every spin. But these are like extreme versions because they're either like strawberry flavor or like dog shit flavor. So if Joe gets something... You can swear on this radio station. I'll just letting them know.

If Joe gets it wrong, we're going to both have to take a beanboozle and we're going to have to... I've got my spit bucket. Right, so our spit... Because you can see us now. Yeah? You can see us? Our spit bucket is the size of a large ashtray. I've said it before, but it's just...

I was expecting massive, you know, old bins outside in the garden. Okay, let's just get into it. And you guys can play along at home and see if you can recognise any of these old-school TV themes, okay? So if you've got your buzzer ready, Do you want my buzzer now? Yeah. You what?

But just the you what bit, not the bits before it. Okay, let's give it a go. So we've got the quick intro, which is going to be... Oh, funky, yeah. Johannes TV themes you. Okay, here we go. Did you compose that yourself? I did. I made on my sins.

Ah, you liar. Right. Okay, that's enough of that. Right, here we go. Question number one. Who's this? I don't know You don't know

I know Okay so that means that we've got to take What was it It means that we're gonna have to take a bean boozele So I just realise you might not be able to hear this at home It's not playing out So just play along I'll go for this colour

Wait don't have it yet So I'm gonna go for this colour Does I say what it is on it? Right so that is either That is either dog food or Christmas pudding This is either dog food or Christmas pudding I don't like either of those things This one is either rotten egg or buttered popcorn.

Oh, I think I'd have ever have yours. Should we go for it? Hang on, how has someone found out what dog poo taste like? Let's just do it. Three, two, one. Go. What was mine, dog poo or what? I got rotten egg.

Just to let you know, you can swear I want to say for my wife. I don't like it. Okay, I kind of enjoyed it, but at the same time, I think it's dog poo. Dog food. Oh, dog food? Yeah. Oh, I thought it was dog poo. Oh, that was horrible.

That actually tastes like a rotten egg. It does look like dog poo. Yeah, it was all right. Make it, Joe. Can we get food after this? Can we get a lot of dog food? Let's continue. Let's continue.

The show must go on. Okay, dokey. What's this? Doctor Who? No, tell this. You are. Doctor Who? Doctor Who?

That's Doctor Who? All right. All right for you. One point for Joe. Mate, this rotten egg. I feel like I'm going to be sick right now, like live on it. I'm so happy that's dog poo. Food.

Number three. Can you get this one? This sounds like... No, don't know it? No. Don't know it? Okay, that means you're gonna have to take another bean beazard. Can I just quit the show?

Right, which one? Because the ones that look nice. Yeah. The ones that look nice are probably not as... Oh my God. That was Janice, get out. I thought that was vomit. Was it really that bad?

It's awful, Joe. Just eat a bloody bean. So there you go. This next one is a white one. Okay, this is either baby wipes, baby wipes or coconut. And what's this one? Have you got the same one? Baby wipes or coconut.

Okay, please be coconut. Go, go, go, go. Oh my God! I love coconut. What does it taste like? What does it taste like? Baby's ass. Ah.

It tastes like... It tastes like baby's ass. Okay. Baby's bottom. Baby's bottom. Ah, I think I'm doing really well on this. I hate you right now. I'm doing really well.

Oh my God. Okay, right. I thought I'd do terribly blibli. We've got to continue. What's this next song? Okay, here we go. Oh. No, this is the one we had in the next one.

Okay. Ready? Number four. Let's play the next song. Going down... You what? Not Telly's. South Park. Yes, it is.

South Park. Good, we don't have to do a beam. Going down to... Okay, okay, number five. Please get this one. I feel... I feel so sick. What's this?

What is it? Joe! What is it? You what? Game of Friends. Oh, thank God it wasn't the other one. I thought he was going to say... No, it's Orange and New Black.

Okay. Number six. I'm gonna bomb. Okay, number six. I don't know. I do know, but I don't know. Oh my God, Joe. It just even said the name.

It's the Muppet show. Oh, you want the Muppet show? Go on, take a bean. Take a bean. They all look horrible. Orange, I've gone for orange. There isn't an... I've got an orange one.

What does the orange one mean, Johanna, please tell me. It's either vomit or peach. Vomit or peach. Should I take it as well? I don't know if I like peach. I'm going to take. It's going to be vomit or peach.

One, two, three, go. Oh, but... I'm so sorry. Have you got a good one? I got a peach. It's yours. I've dropped man on the floor, so my see if you're going to be floor,

vomit or peach. What's yours? Well, if it wasn't peach. You see what? Oh, that really lingers, don't it? It's like an aftertaste of, oh my goodness.

Disgusting, but hilarious. Thumbs up. If you like what we're doing. No. Right, okay. How many more these have we got to do? I haven't... I haven't had tea.

There's a couple more. Right. Number seven. Oh, here we go. Here we go. 90s. I've no idea what it is about like it. You've got to get it.

I'm going to have a bee. Okay. You want? Is it? Rugrats. No. Oh my God. We're going to have to take another beeboozled.

Go. What haven't I had? I'm going to take a green one. There's a weird, there's a weird looking one. I'm going to go off a turquoise. Okay, so that is either toothpaste or berry. Oh, that's a cop-out because they're both nice. What this is?

Yeah, toothpaste. Toothpaste isn't nice. Or berry. Okay. And mine is lime or lawn clippings. It's nail clippings. Lawn clipping. Okay.

Okay, one, two, three, go. Oh, it's toothpaste. Mine's lime. Oh. Yeah. I've brushed my teeth of them as it can. No, that's nasty that is. I'd rather eat the vomit.

On the show. Oh, my dish. Okay. Go. What's this? I don't know. It's like a violin. Well, you've got to take a bean then.

Got to take a bean. Forget about this part of the game. Oh my God, God. Have you guys ever had bean booze or comment if you've ever tried one of these? Have I had that one before? The green one, it looks like a bogey. The green one is either lawn clippings or lime. Okay.

I'll have to go for it anyway. Long clippins or lime. Okay, and I'm going to go for a pink one. Well, did you not? Oh, you know what the answer is either. It's either. Tootie-Fruity or stinky socks. Okay, well, I'm going to go for...

Ready? One, two, three. What were... Oh my... What were the options again? Oh, my God! What were the options again for that? Long clippings.

Oh, lime. I don't know which one that was, but I didn't like it. Mine was like stinky sock. Stinky socks? Well, mine was stinky socks. It's all about you, Joe. It tastes like licking someone's foot or their ass or something. Okay.

I'll tell you what, though. You know when you bite into like a sugary bean, right? I need more water. All the little bits of sugar is stay around your mouth. So it's like you've got bits of armpit in your mouth. I might vomit and I'm terribly sorry to all the people listening and watching right now. We're nearly through that. We can do this.

We can do this. We're going to get there. What's the next one? It's number nine. I don't know. I don't know. This is hard. It's Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

That goes like that. One last bean and then we're going to have to say goodbye. Hey, do you remember that show called Charmed? I do. But that wasn't the right answer. Okay, I'm going to go for it. What's this one? Oh no, I can't even.

I can't even. I can't even. Okay, what's this one then? This is going to be... You've got a mini dinosaur egg. I've got a little peachy one that's got like Grandma sick on it. I'm going to go through a white one.

So this is either... Oh, coconut or baby wipes again. And what have I got there? That is either buttered popcorn or rotten egg. Buttered popcorn or rotten egg. Okay, do okay. Should we do it? Last one, two, three, go.

Oh my God. Tough. I'm going to take your water. Oh, my days. That's what a rotten egg tastes like. I've tried I've had a rotten egg before. It didn't taste like that. I know now what a bloody baby wipe tastes like.

I have eaten a baby wipe. They're not bad. Depends what day you have it. Well, Joe. Well done. You didn't do that well on that quick. Oh, that was disgusting. Thank you guys for watching.

This has been backro and chill on Food Bar Radio. We're going to play our last song. I'm going to go and vomit. This is disgusting. Yeah, that was weird. Okay, this is our last song. It's from, I can't even talk. I'm going to be sick.

What's the song, Joe? What is it? It's Land of A Thousand Dancers by Wilson Pickett. It's on the Monk. Yeah, yeah, go on, go on. It's from the full Monty. Have a good weekend, guys. See ya.

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