Back Row and Chill with Jahannah James and Noel Clarke - Stay Home Special Series - Episode 23 - Kristen Hanby, Catherine Lamb

Episode Date: February 6, 2017

This week’s show saw our first competition give-away! We gave lucky student Bryony a BrOTHERHOOD signed poster, CD and DVD. Also on the show was prankster Kristen Hanby and theatre wizard Catherine Lamb popped by to talk about new play Bunny.

This is a Fubar Radio podcast. Go to FubarRadio.com for more details. Back row and chill with Johanna James on Fubar Radio. Okay, it is. Back row and chill. It's Friday. It's Dehance. And Tees World.

Anteathe World. He was panicking because he couldn't find his headphones. I've got no headphones. Espionage. That's what I say. There you go. You pop them on? Pop them on.

You're good? We're good to go. I think so. Oh my gosh. It's Friday. It's just gone 4 p.m. It is. I'm feeling good.

That was Stormsie's brand new single. Yes, it's been out for like 15, 16 hours. I thought he'd released singles or albums before. I mean, he's got lots of songs out. I thought he had an album. But supposedly that's a mixtape or LP or EP. I don't know. But he's not really released an official song,

and he's got an official video. So this is, he's properly official now. What do you think? Well, I'm a big fan of Stormsy because I met him on set of Brotherhood last year, and he was really lovely. nice, nice big piece of dark chocolate He is a very large piece of chocolate

But he's very friendly I heard as well As scary as he looked But he seems like a nice person He's absolutely a sweet-haired A big friendly giant Yeah, he absolutely not intimidating at all I had no idea he was Stormsy I was talking to him on set

Did he know? No, no I didn't know I'm not cool I was just talking to this guy on set And then someone was like You know that's Stormsy I was like, what? What?

Hey! Oh Because you heard him He's heard the music But you didn't know the face Yeah I didn't know who, yeah I didn't know the face. I understand.

I mean, I like Stormsy, but it's all right, you know. And he's so young. I know he's young. I mean, I like his old stuff. I guess it's more raw, so I prefer it. I mean, this song's not bad, but it's not amazing. I'm not blown away. He wasn't that big before he did, well, before we were filming Brotherhood,

he was only just, just coming around the internet. And then he just blew up. Which is crazy. So we've given him an honorary mention today because he is connected to, We like to play music that's connected to films. Yes. But, you know. He's connected to the film.

He's in films. So therefore he's, yeah. So we've got a big show today. We've got lots of guests coming on. We're going to announce we started running a competition. So last week we had signed Brotherhood DVD, poster, and soundtrack CD, which Noel has signed. And we've found our winner. So we're going to be getting them on the line later on the show.

We'll announce that. But don't worry if you missed out because we have the whole package. To give out again. So if you fancy winning Brotherhood signed DVD and soundtrack and poster, then boom, stay listening to the show and we'll tell you what to do. Get involved via Twitter. And make sure you get involved because if you don't, I'm going to take it home. He will. I mean, there's a lot of people that have entered already, but there's always more, more, more, more that can.

There's lots of room for you. Lots of prizes. We're going to try and give a prize away roughly every show that we do this year. Oh, wicked. It's our like team year revolution. I wonder if Noel will sign one personally to me. No. Maybe no.

No. Noel is away at the moment. He is working on, he's in, where is he? He's gone to Atlanta to finish the final week of filming his new film 10 by 10. What? And I got invited down this week to the set of 10 by 10 and I got an exclusive looking around. In Atlanta? No, they're filming the Atlanta now.

But they were filming it in West London Studios. Oh, well, they're still good. It was amazing. So I went down, I got like a proper little VIP tour of the set, and I got to just sit on set while they were filming this thriller, which was the most bizarre thing, because I know that when it comes out in the cinema, I'm going to be like, I was in that room.

I was sat in that room while that was happening. I had that scene. You're going to know which scene you was in. So it's amazing. It's quite hush, hush what it's about, but also I could sort of say a little bit about what I saw. So it is called 10 by 10, and it is about, it's got, it's mainly a two-hander, so it's got Kelly Riley and Luke Evans who is about to play Gaston in Beauty and the Beast. Oh, really?

Oh, you did in the movie live action version? Yeah, the live reaction one, yeah. And he also played Dracula, and he also played the guy in The Hobbit, the main one that shot the dragon. Oh, yeah, yeah. No, I don't know the Hobbit. Come on, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm going to say, yeah, and smile. Not and smile. Not and smile. So, Luke Evans and Kelly Riley were on set, and basically it's a thriller about a girl who gets kidnapped and kept in a room that is 10 foot by 10 foot and really, really exciting stuff.

And it was, I mean, even though I was watching on set and I was watching the scene, you know, go down, I started to watch it as if it was a movie. It was like a play happening in front of me. Brilliant. They were amazing. Really? Amazing.

Did you get a chance to see Noel acting in any scenes or was it not his day or you went around when these scenes was on? Well, Noel wrote the film and he's producing it, so he's not really in it. Go, no. He has like a tiny, tiny part, I think, later on. But like I said, it's quite an intense little drama set in this room. Really cool.

I guess he's got like a Stanley Tarantino walk-on or Hitchcock walk-on. Yeah, he's got a little bit of a walk-on. We'll call it a walk-on while he's not here. Yeah, he's walk-on role. That's what Hitchcock did, you know, like he always appeared in it just a little bit. That's really cool. Well, congratulations. No, I mean, that sounds absolutely amazing.

So what a suggestion for? the opening sequence song Little Way six foot, eight foot ten, but nobody just come out of prison Oh snap You know what? You can have that one for free No, we've sorted out, you mean We've sorted it out

So can I just ask, before you move, we move on from that Under what genre does that film Come under? It's like, what is it? A friller horror or frillow? I think it would be It's a thriller comedy No, I'm joking. No, no, it's very serious film Is it? I would say it would come under Yeah, like, definitely just like thriller.

Thriller, crime, crime thriller. Okay. Maybe. Sounds good. Drama thriller. Sounds good. Maybe a little bit of horror. I mean, I haven't actually read the whole script.

I've just seen what I've seen. Well, thank you for the exclusive, Johanna. Exclusive. And thank you not for letting Johanna give us this exclusive. And we were down on set and it was quite funny because when I went on to the sound stage, they had to give everyone like a head protection. I was like what? Because they were firing guns and everyone had to have.

What? I know! Oh my God. Guns! There was guns. So it was a little bit of an exclusive there. They were firing guns. That's it.

Next, next show I'm getting guns in. We're going to have guns. Didn't you buy a gun recently? I bought some guns. What kind of gun did you buy? I bought them off the black market. They were Nerf guns. You bought it in Tesco.

Be real. Be real. Okay, they had a discount in Tesco. So I bought us Nerf guns to play with. But I haven't brought them today. But next show, if they invite me back, I promise that me and Johanna will, somehow shoot each other somewhere.

We're going to have a nerve off. We're going to have a nerve off. A nerve off. Amazing. Right, let's get into some music and then we're going to crack on with the show. We've got entertainment news coming up. What's coming out? Got some Star Wars news and all bits and bobs from the Screen Actors Guild.

And also, as I've been in Hong Kong, I'm going to let you know what's hot and what's not in the martial art film world. Because you are now, how long do you spend in Hong Kong? Ten days? And you're now officially a martial arts expert. Exactly. What? Brilliant. Right.

Okay, let's go to a song. I've picked a lot of songs this week from the most popular songs from films. I found that, I found like a little YouTube thing about that, and so I went through the list. Are they good? Well, they're not all good, but these are the most popular songs from things. So I just thought, wait, whatever. Okay, whatever. Whatever, mate.

I'm going to go for, everything is awesome. Oh my gosh, you just changed into Kylie, as you said that. Can't leave me know. Whatever. She's everything is awesome from the Lego movie. Okay, here we go. That song was truly not awesome. It's really annoying, isn't it?

But it was one of the most popular songs in the charts last year of the Lego movie. Okay, I'm going to be hearing that in my dreams. Right, we've got our first guest on the show. We've got Catherine Lamb and the studio, everybody. Welcome. Hello! Welcome to Backro and Chill.

Thank you. Oh, I forgot to put your mic up. There you go. Oh, hello. Oh, no, there we go. Oh, there we go. There you are. Hello.

Hello. Checkical difficulties. Right, so you're here to visit us today to talk about your brand new theatre show. Yeah, that's right. So if you want to just kick off and tell us all about that. Tell us all about it. Called bunny. Yeah, called Bunny by Jack Thorne.

Oh, wow, yeah, I love his case. Yeah, it's a revival. It was done a few years ago, but it hasn't been done in ages. It's going on to the White Bear from the 7th to the 25th of March. And the White Bear, is that West? No. South. It's Kennington.

Oh, okay. I thought it's Kensington. Well, no. Very different. Just as good. Same thing, but different place, isn't it? Yeah, yeah, same is different. Well, I bet.

No, that's okay. Kennington, that's south. And what's the play about? So, it basically follows us, like the central characters called Katie. She's a six-former. The whole play follows her on one evening. On her way back from school,

there's an altercation on the street involving an ice cream. And it all sort of, everything spirals out of control from there, basically. And she ends up, yeah, it's a very peculiar evening. Okay. And do you play? Yeah. You play Katie.

Yeah. So this is you licking the ice cream because at the moment, like, obviously, you just can't see this. But I've got notes, obviously, we read about the guests that come in. And this is the poster that's on the play? Yeah, that's right. It's you licking at ice cream. So I was thinking, what's this about? Yeah, exactly.

I'm thinking, what's the ice cream got to do this? I'm glad you filled me in there because that was. I'm going to be my next question. Why are you looking at Ashton? Because I'm like, you the girl that's looking at ice cream. Yeah, that's cute but provocative. That's, yeah, that is basically how the whole play starts and everything gets progressively more crazy.

So do you have to eat ice cream every night? Yeah, that's a good question. No, although for the trailer I did have to eat about 14 ice creams and it was really cold, so there was a lot of brain freezing happening. You know what, I actually prefer to have ice cream when it's, It's cold because in the summer, it literally got 30 seconds before it's down your own. That is true. You just like this little dog.

So I've actually preferred to have it. People are like, why are you buying an ice cream? It's February. And I'm like, because it takes. I can take my time. I can take my time. It's true. There's no pressure.

I had, talking to ice cream in Hong Kong, I was eating a float from McDonald's. They serve floats in McDonald's. Do you know what a float is? No. What is that? It's like you get a Coca-Cola and you put a dog on the ice cream. They serve that in McDonald's over there, but they do like a slushies Coke or a slushy fanta. And they put a dog.

of ice cream and I had about eight brain freezes all in this one miniature cut but I couldn't I ate it so far is so good dear England McDonald's please serve Coke float here you could make you and you could just buy like a 99th and then just like pour it on your coat but whatever

back to the it is doable it's doing so how did you get involved with the play did you just auditioned did you know someone in it were you part of well I set up a theatre company called Fabricate theatre earlier well at end of last year.

Who knows? And it's always been one of my favourite plays. I think it's awesome. So we thought we'd do that. Oh, so you put it on yourself. Yeah, put it on myself. It's basically three girls organizing the whole thing, which is pretty cool. We've got Lucy Curtis directing, who's brilliant, and Sophia Nicholson is producing

it with me, and then I'm in it. Is it one girl show? Yeah, it is. A one woman show? Yeah. So where's your boyfriend? Well, there's lots of different. characters but basically I sort of

have to meet everybody yeah oh you play the boyfriend as well yeah now you just threw a spanner in the work see you have to come and see you now yeah that I'm saying because I wow wow now now now you got me because you had me at the ice cream but now you got me got me got me because I needed me to go in the eyes eating the ice cream now I met you I was like yeah but now I'm like yeah I need to see you playing your

whatever you're playing everywhere it's gonna be like split on steroids yeah yeah exactly the movie the movie split on little banana Split, you should call it. But not on the split. Change the name. Change the name. Yeah, Jack.

Change the name. Jack, Tom. His other plays have like escaped me at the moment. Do you know the name? Well, he, I mean, I think people probably most know him for at the moment. The Cursed Child and then this is England 90 and skins. Oh, yeah. I think so.

There's a, yeah, I mean, recently National Treasure, which was on Channel 4. Yeah, I mean, he's a phenomenal writer. Yeah, it really gets young people in Britain. Yeah, it's quite weird because this is, I first saw this show when I was 18, and I just thought, oh, that's all about me. And then this like, random guy's written it. You're like, how did you do that?

Yeah, I always find it. You felt it was about your life? Well, no, but I could relate to, like, everything in it. It was the first time I'd been to the theatre and actually thought, oh my God, that's like, I get everything that's going on here. It's not one removed. It's like yourself on that. And turns out,

A few years later, now you're actually doing it? Was it done by, was it a one woman show back then as well? Or did they change? Is that it? It changed anyway from the way that you saw it to the way that you're doing it, my question is. Yeah, we're doing it quite differently. It was done before with, it was done before with, it had these beautiful illustrations which were sort of projected in the background. It was done, so it was done very simplistically and it was done brilliantly.

We wanted to do something different with it. So you've got Lucy Weller, who's a brilliant designer, designing, this whole set which is basically an explosion of her imagination if you know what I mean because you basically you enter her head it's her internal monologue the whole thing so the design of the show is very different there's going to be a lot of movement in it so the changing between all the different characters is probably going to be more exaggerated than it was in the original so we're changing it up as a bit yeah yeah that sounds dope have you started yet or is it no press nights in March okay so you're are you rehearsing right now not yet nearly okay yeah nearly in rehearsals

But are you, like you, it's a one, you've got a lot of lines So I hope that you're doing a bit of prep at home, right? I am, I am, I am learning those lines. You better be, but I am, yeah, I'm terrified. How long a rehearsal period do you got? We've given, well, two weeks. What? No, no, yeah, so two weeks.

That's doable, that's doable. It's doable. It's doable. It can be done. It can, it can learn all those lines. I keep telling myself before rehearsal starts. Do that. Just to reassure yourself, I've heard, I've got some sort of friends and actor friends

who, you know, you hear those stories of like horror stories where somebody falls desperately ill or they breaks their leg and they can't get, and so somebody has to replace them last minute. Oh, God. And I've heard it some, I think he was a teacher at drama school and he said that when he was in his first sort of show, one of the main characters got really, really ill and dropped out and he had to replace him.

And he literally had a day, a day to, they switched up all the parts and he took the main role and he had to learn all the page. and he said that he did it. When you actually focus down and do it, it is possible. What, he did it without the script? Yeah.

Shut the front door. You see, this is how times have changed, yeah? Because Lucy Solomon, Stacey Solomon, the ex-factor. Yeah. Foolish one, yeah, right? Anyway, yeah, I'm going to say it, yeah, because she's getting paid a bag,

and whatever, yeah, right? A lot of money. She got paid a lot of money for her. And she went on, first day on Panto, with a script. With a script. And she was getting paid way more than we've ever paid. to do any sort of video.

I did not know that. That's what I'm saying. I remember that. It was all in Panto season. Yes. This is Panto season just gone. Stacey Solomon, she was playing the fairy queen or, oh, fairy godmother or something in Cinderella. But I mean, I thought, saw that and I thought, oh my gosh, I'd prefer not to go on then to go on with a court of a script. Or just make it up. Anything. Anything but not that.

But apparently, it wasn't truly her fault. Apparently she flew in and didn't have time for rehearsal. No, she had the script before. She was so busy. with what's it called Celebrity Get Me Out of it That she didn't learn her lines I'm sorry darling

But it's not good enough I'm pretty sure you could Like get on a plane And get off the plane Exactly Us lesbians, Fesbians, yeah Right

We learn our lines I do you know what Sometimes you know You have those lines That you can just absorb them Almost instantly Yeah And then you've got those lines

That just They're not ever going in Yeah no I've been on one page For the last two days It's just not happening It's just not going in I've given up on it now

I've decided That page might get lost every night. Have you tried that line learner? I don't know if it's going to work for you because you're not really going to have a character. Yeah, that definitely won't work because no one else is talking.

No, no. But I don't know, there might be a way around it because you're playing different characters. So maybe it will allow you to focus just on the girl. And then what happens is you can change, it has a pitch changes so you can change for the boy. So when it comes to that,

so at least you can just focus on one character at a time instead of trying to read all of them, you know? Yeah, yeah, actually that is true. You see, you can have that one for free. You can have that for free. See, I'm just giving it away today, guys. Ful of sensible information. Not sensible information time.

We're going to make that a segment at the show. Teach you sensible information time. But line learning is quite, I get really nervous about forgetting lines, especially when it comes to live stuff. And I have forgotten lines so badly in stuff before. But there's a bit of reassurance if you're on your own, because when you're with, if it's a two-hander, it's very obvious when one of you,

gone a bit corkscgrowy. But if you're on your own, you can just take a turn. Yeah. Like there is a pause here, everybody, and it's meant to happen. And everyone's just like, yes. And everyone just praise you for it. She's so brave. She's making so many decisions.

What an interesting choice. Yeah, this is all intended. Look at her acting. At, at, girl, act. So a little bit about yourself. How long have you been acting? And what started that? Well, at school, well, I went, I was quite lucky.

the school I went to had an amazing drama teacher and he got all the students to go to the Edinburgh Festival every year. Oh wow. That is a good teacher. Yeah, it was awesome. Tell me about it. Yeah, so we did that. We did like a weird, slightly creepy version of Romeo and Juliet and took that to, very strange, tip that to... He's not going to get arrested now, is he?

No, no, no, don't worry, don't worry. Not that kind of creepy. Okay, okay. Very good. Yeah, so like, it started really young and then that made me want to go to drama school and then I went to drama school, I left three years ago and since I've done, yeah, theatre and TV and some radio stuff. So, yeah.

Nice. I've done it for a while. What do you prefer doing TV or theatre? Theatre. But to be fair, I've done much more theatre. So, do you know what I mean? I don't have as much TV experience. But theatre is amazing because of the live audience.

It's different every night. Well, you guys know it's different every night. The audiences are amazing. No one tells you to stop and do it again. Well, some audiences in London. Yeah. You're rubbish. That's true.

That is true. You know, you can go to some places. I'm not going to mention names or areas, but lots of theatres in South London. And they do have people who heckled, and they feel like they are the other character. So you never know. You might be doing a two-man show. Yeah. No, that's true.

It wouldn't be the first time. I had somebody got up and say, I had to dance in one of these shows and someone just got up. and someone just got up and thought, that looks like fun. And it was like a proper raise stage. They climbed onto the stage and started dancing. Wow. That's like, wow, so CUNY!

That's brilliant. I never had anything that cool happened to me on stage. It was quite funny, but I just sort of carried on dancing and hoped somebody would come and sort of the situation out. I mean, there's personal space and there's like actors space. You're in both of them right now. I like that. I like that, you know, personal space and active space.

Oh my gosh. That needs to be in like some sort of guide as you go through drama school. Yeah. This is my actor space. Yes. And this is personal space, no the differentiation. And where did you train? Italia Conti.

Ooh! Hey, I like that. Because Italian Conti is like kind of, it's still a bit hip. It's not too bougie. Yeah. But it's still kind of cool. It's still a bit edgy, isn't it? Yeah, no, it is.

It's brilliant. It's good. Chris White runs it. He's absolutely awesome. Yeah. And it's just a little building in Clapham. It's awesome. Yeah, I had a good time.

I find that drama school, it was way harder to get into drama school than any other production or projects. Yeah. Afterwards. Oh, my God. And it was way more scary and intense. And I got worse kind of Chris's and feedback.

And drama school, you have to have, you have to have some balls. Yeah, there's nothing like those auditions is there. They are the worst. They're brutal. brutal and then what's crazy is yeah, so then I found that you leave drama school and you kind of smashed pieces but reformed

reformed. I got so much confidence from drama school but it also they break you and then they rebuild you. That's the purpose of it. I've heard that. Conti doesn't do that to be fair. No, they don't. They don't really buy into all that. I honestly had a fantastic time there. It was awesome. I was mentally exhausted.

We're having breakdowns by it. Yeah, it is exhausted. I don't get, I never went to drama school personally and but I don't get this whole breaking down and making you and all this stuff and the other. And I think people come in, go in one, talking one way and come out, speaking the other and not being themselves and acting with, and I mean, like, we want

to be like a drone, really. I don't really get all that. It's a bit odd. What they do is they get you, they call it neutral. Yeah, I know. So they take away any specific thing that you do in you, because you aren't even aware you're doing it. They did this one thing where they got you to walk across the room in front of other people. And then you walk,

and then they basically made you become aware of the fact that, oh, do you know that you slunch lower on your left side and then your right foot stomps and your left one drags and you're like no I don't know that. Yes I've heard that. So they make you try and be I mean I do say by the end of drama school I mean my mum was like your posture is amazing. Yes that's good and I had this like really good posture which they had just like built me the whole year being close to slouch so much and they're like stop slashing stop slashing well I mean you're back looks pretty straight from here well you know I mean actually I've got really good posture your back is really straight bloody yet

Well, at that drama school. Teach me this thing. Because, you know, I have heard of that. Actually, I worked with Aaron Pryor. And to this, he said that he used to walk duck footage. You know what that means when your feet are turned out. And he's a big guy and, you know, so he kind of, you know, I won't make any name. But he said, yeah, they broke him and they made him walk straight and stuff like that.

Yeah. But I don't know. I won't say too much about drama school. It's for some and it's not for others. Yeah, I think so. I think so, definitely. It's either for you or it isn't. I've also seen

the most amazing performances come out of people who've never trained especially like children and the little Haley Joel Osmond in the Sixth He had no training He's just he's just there Or the little kid from

Beast of No Nation He's a street kid The Idris Elbe film Netflix thing It's about a warlord And they've got the street kid yet He becomes like a child soldier And he is absolutely amazing in this

And he's gone on he's gone on from there. I think Hollywood would have picked him up from that. And he was just a street kid, like, who were just selling stuff. It's absolutely brilliant. So, yeah, definitely when it comes to children, I think it's absolutely amazing. So would... Go on. So you looked at me lazy. He's about to say something. No, I was turning as if you were saying something.

Oh, no, no, no. So would... If you could change anything about drama school, what would you, like, add to it? What would you like the changes to be? If I could actually do on the subjects? What could they do? I think they need to I think all drama schools need to kind of catch up and put in

some proper screen and TV acting. That's what I was about to say. Because you spend three years doing voice which is massively important. Stalmers, everything and learning all the different techniques so that you can pick from them and it's brilliant and doing all the acting obviously as well

and all stage training but then there's like a term where you're like oh yeah and we'll do a bit of TV now and then you leave and then you've got to go to all these TV auditions and I'm like, I'm not meant to look right down the camera, really? Oh, okay. Don't look out to the audience and stuff like that. Yeah, and you're just not, it just takes a long time to be comfy in front of the camera.

And also your performance becomes, it's like different because it's more, they can pick up reactions. So you don't have to share, share reactions. I don't know if that sounds clear to the lane. You have to internalize everything when you're on the camera, because the camera, especially if cameras are getting more HD 4K. Yeah, they can find it. 29K. Exactly. But you could look like a crazy person.

Even my normal everyday expressions are just like too big. Yes. And I'm like, oh my God, I look insane. No, yeah. That's my biggest note ever when I go to auditions. They're like, whoa, too much. Hold it in. Hold it in.

And that's me trying to like act like. Try to be normal. It was like, yeah, love you. Can you just be smaller? Just smaller. And I'm just like slowly lying on the floor. Like, like, well, no. Jana, I say do not change.

I love you. Just the way you are. You are absolutely funny. So if anyone told you that next time, call me I'll come down and kick off the door. I think it was my fault for trying to audition for Downton Abbey. Like, oh, my name is my name is Petrana.

No. That would be my thing for drama school. I was thinking this the other day, weirdly. I was like on the tube or something and I was saying, I wish that you could have more of like a tailored response, a tailored choice in your drama school. So you go in, knowing what works for you, knowing what you don't need and what you need.

And I would have gone in saying, I need a lot more dance training because two sessions a week is not enough me to learn a proper like samba or whatever. So up my dance lessons and up the camera stuff and then maybe take, and then like you can choose to pick and take away. A bit like a pick mix of what you need. No, that would be awesome.

That would be like the best training in the world because I did spend hours and hours and hours going through certain things that I was like, ain't going to use this ever. Ever, yeah. I'm wasting my money and my time. Could maybe tailor your experience. Drop song classes, take on some classes. Maybe not do music and dance if you're going to be

doing more screen and pick up a screen class. sort of pick up at editing class. So you could maybe like, you know, when you're not acting, have something that you can fall back on as well. So then I think it would be great if they set you up for that as well because there's so many stuff as an actor that you could do. A lot of actors become great directors.

So they would do directing a bit on the side. It would be cool. Well, yeah. No, that is true. We've come to the end of our sake. That's all right. This is so fantastic to talk about this stuff. We could go off for hours and hours.

But we have to keep to the show. So just to recap, you are going to be in Bunny. When's it going to start? So it starts on the 7th of March. at the White Bear Theatre in Kennington and 7 o'clock every night Tuesday to Saturday, Sunday's 4pm, last show is on the 25th of March

Boom, so pretty much on March your ticket. You are amazing, how did you remember all that? I mean, I could have... Well, she's about to learn like a whole book on it. She's on it. She's on it. So like 40 pages to go, it will be fine. All right, I believe in you, girl. You can do it. Remember, line learner. Linearna is your friend.

Right, I'm going to play some music from one of my favorite musicals at the moment. We're sticking to the theatre thing. It's not this La La Land thing, is it? No, it's School of Rock. Oh, yeah, I can do that. It's School of Rock, which is, I saw it when it was in New York, and I saw it when it's in London.

They're both amazing, so go and check it out. It's the musical version of the Jack Black Film. And it's just brilliant. And this is sticking to The Man, which is like a new song invented for the musical, and it's just, I love it. So we're going to go for this. Let's stick it to him. We're going to stick it to the man.

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No, I reckon I would be bigger than that. No, not you, the bra. Oh no, you'd be a nice D. I reckon so. I bet you're calling. That's what she said. There you go. Alright, fine, all of you here would be nice D's.

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I'd be worried if that was a number two. That would be like record. That would be record breaking. I could get a Guinness Book of Records if I did a number two in that time. Bloody heck. Well, welcome that. We have got to announce the winner now

of our giveaway. Woo! We should have a fanfare for that. Okay, here we go. It's the winner. Wait, wait, stop. You're doing it all wrong, darling. What?

I mean, say again, we've now got to announce the winner. We're now going to announce the winner. There we go. You're about as clever as two planks as would you? We'll practice that Yeah, next time Right, we have got the winner on the line Let me just see if she's here

It is Brianie from Falmouth Brianie, are you here? Are you with us? Hello, yeah, I'm here Hello, you are live on radio Feel free to swear Yeah, I was fun to say Thank you

Thanks so much for getting involved You have won The Signed Brotherhood DVD The poster and the album What? What? Say what? of it. Yes, she is of it.

Oh my gosh. So, so thank you. You're our first ever winner on Battle and Chil's our first ever giveaway. So well done. Wow, you've gone down in history. And so where are you, where are you, Brian?

You're from Falmouth, but what do you do? I study television at university down here. Ooh, television. What's that? Studying television. Does that mean you watch it?

Yeah. Yeah, we watch it. We have to write essays like it. It's... You make it? TV as well. Nice. Yeah, we work on big projects.

Oh, so you like do electronics and stuff and make TVs and like Samsung's and Panasonic televisions? No, no. No, not right. I'm joking. I know what you mean, darling. I'm just joking. So you're in what?

Falmouth. Falmouth. Yeah. Where is that? Falmouth. Cornwall. Cornwall. Go down.

Oh, wow. Go down to you can't go any further. Cornwall. It's on the toe of the, the toe of English. Do you give us your best call more or your Cornish accent, please. Say hello, you're listening to Food Bar Radio in a Cornish accent. Here you go, one, two, three. Oh, I can't do that.

I can, I can't, I can't, I can. Go on, try it down the road on my trower and grab a pasty. Oh, grab a pasty. Grab a pasty, go out of my pasty. Yes. You're all down the forum. I like it. I love it, how you do.

That's brilliant. Well done, Brady. Oh, well done, Brady. You are our first winner. You have gone down. history, food by radio history. How do you feel, darling? How do you feel? I feel awesome. Thank you.

Have you seen the film yet, Brianie? No, I haven't actually. I've seen the other, but this is the one I haven't seen. Okay, well, you can now watch it from the comfort of your own home and listen to the soundtrack is awesome. And get all your mates at university to watch it and then tweet about it as well. Brilliant. Oh, you're on. I will. I will. Definitely. Thank you so much, Brian. We're going to be sending that.

That'll be on the way to you soon. Have a lovely weekend. and thank you very much. Thank you. Bye! Right, if you want to win the same prize, if you want to win the Sign Brotherhood DVD and album and the poster, I keep forgetting what's in there.

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Retweet this and then to win. So it's quite easy. It's quite easy. Take you three seconds. Because just in case there's people just retweeting any photo and then they're tweeting the wrong one and they figure, why haven't I been entered? No, no, no. You've got to retweet the one. The one. The one. Yeah. And we're going to be giving away the prize next week.

So, we're pretty exciting. Get involved, people. Get involved. If you want to contact us, aside from the competition, can email us straight in at chill at fubaradio.com or tweet us at fubar radio and we will shout you out on the show so let us know it's a movie review show if there's a film that you are loving a film that you're hating what do you think what do you think of the films that are up for the the golden globes or the um the Oscars can they get us on the book face as well they can get on we've got Facebook now got a fieba's got Facebook it might be a good idea to actually going on the Facebook because we've got a lot of comedy sketches that we're making and they're going to

be coming out soon. so it'd be good to just get on there. Can I just say, there's one that's coming, and I've heard all about it. I've spoken to the actors, which is Johanna James and the other guys on the radio show, and I've got an exclusive of them, and it sounds absolutely amazing.

There's green screen stuff involved in it, and I'm going to be getting a chance to watch it after this, so I suggest that when it comes out, you keep looking out for this sketch. I won't say too much, but there's water and a ship. Water and a ship. That's what I'm saying. Watch out for this comedy sketch.

It sounds amazing. doing a refugee parody or, no, it's Titanic. Okay. It could be Captain's Phil. If you want to check that out. Parody. It's Facebook forward slash Fubar Radio. We've got loads of funny stuff going out there.

It's a great one to follow really because it fills your feed with all the funny, up-to-date news and sketches. Brilliant. So, I think we should have a little bit of entertainment news. I think so too. Time for the Entertainment News. She is on it I did it right that time, brilliant Yes

Okay, so what's going on in the world of entertainmentness So Emma Stone won the 2017 Screen Actors Guild Award So Emma Stone's going in and just sweeping the floor Who's she from and what she from? She is Emma Stone, she's the really fit Redhead from La La Land Oh yeah

I like that weird looking redhead Who's got the white face She plays this snow She's played Snow Queen in that film. I can't remember. I'll find her name. There's a really strange alien-looking red-head old lady, yeah? And there's something quirky about her.

And there's something you like about her. I don't know what it is, but there's some Jues about that lady. Okay. Oh, that would be a good one to ask the audience, actually. Email in or tweet us, what is your, like, weirdest celebrity or character crush? Oh, yeah. Someone that you shouldn't really fancy, but you're like, yeah. I try to think who it was.

What I fancied the cartoon character. beast from beauty and the beast. The beast, not the man bit. No, I got so upset when he got turned into a man at the end. Shut up. I was so upset. I don't want this blonde human. I was like, give me the hairy, hairy beast.

Yeah, I mean, that says a lot about you. It's a cartoon cat, I know. I mean, it's interesting to note that like, you know, 10 years later I then get a quite hairy Arab boyfriend. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's a real beast. I like, I like the hit. He liked it.

But that was a bit weird. He's a man. I see your man. He's a man, man. fancied a cartoon character but was an animal that's a bit No no no no it's alright you didn't know what was what and what was is I'll let that one slide

Okay but what's it? What if you're listening email in or tweet us what was the What's the weirdest thing A thing character or someone that you've Celebrity that you fancy that you really kind of shouldn't Yeah I mean I did have a few Going on the weird ones and cartoons I kind of like The Little Mermaid

Yeah she's half a fish I know I didn't know that that was important to me I didn't know the part was important back then. I didn't know that I needed to matter, okay? You're going to have some major problems. I know, I know, I know that now. And then also, I'm going to be second base all the time, and I kind of like, this is

really weird, but I really, made me off as cute as a pet rather than fancying it, yeah? Right. But the, um, the female line from Lion King. Oh, Nala. Nala. There was something about that line. I think I just wanted as a pet. I don't know if I fancied it because I'm just, I'm feeling like I need canceling right now.

Sorry, babe. It's all right. Okay, cool, cool, cool. Anyway, moving on, swiftly. Moving on, moving back to the Screen Actors Guild. So, Stranger Things won. They won... Yes!

I know, loving that. And it's quite funny, if you want to have a little bit laugh, go and Google or YouTube or Facebook, Stranger Things winning their acceptance speech, winning. What? Because the director gave another... A big, sort of passionate speech about the whole sort of Trump scenario.

Oh, no. Which was an amazing speech in itself, but what was hilarious was Winona Ryder who was stood next to him and she was pulling the most. I mean, I thought I pulled faces. This woman is the queen of pulling faces. There is like memes coming out of everywhere on the internet. And they're like live memes. So there's one, you have to see the banana one and there's a pizza one where she looks like she's chasing pizza. And then while he's talking, I really love that one.

Yeah, it's a great one to Google. There's some great memes out there. Right, so a bit of film news. So Oceans 8. Yes. Which is in, they're filming it right now, it's in sort of full swing. So 11.

Yeah. Part of that whole saga. So it's Oceans 11, but this is Oceans 8. So it is... Ocean's 10, Ocean's 11, that oceans 8. Well, because there's eight people. Yeah, but I know, what did... I reckon their budget got a bit.

No, I don't know. Because it went from 10 to 11 and then down to 8. Well, this is a woman... A few people said no? No. You should see the cast and they've got the guys. They've got a great cast. So it's a, but the premise of the film is that it's a heist,

a female heist, which I love. And they're apparently going to be a heist at the annual Met Gala in New York. You know, the fashion gala. What? Oh, that's a loving bit of fashion? Oh, snap. So it's Sandra Bullock, Helena Bonham Carter, Kate Blanche, Anne Hathaway, Rihanna.

Oh! Sarah Paulson. Who? These are like the main girls who are doing the heist. Shut the front door. No way. So I'm really excited for this movie And they've officially released

The first photo of all the women On the New York Underground And I don't know I'm really excited about it However the bad stuff Is it is not coming out Until June 2018 Oh you're having a laugh

That's like a year and a lot of year A lot of time That is a lot of time That's like some epic foreplay guys That is true I know right They're like They are teasing us out Some tantric ting going on right here

Tantric Ting Tint Teasing. Trailer teasing. Tantric Taylor teasing. That's a tongue to stuff I don't even remember. Okay, cool. No, that sounds absolutely amazing. I mean, that's got my mouth sweating and my ears crying right now. I must

say, it sounds amazing. I love a bit of a hoist movie. Do you remember a film? You might be too young for this. A film called Set It Off. Yep. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You need to watch that. That one's old school. So I'm thinking, just to keep you warm until that one comes out, this is about a group of women

who kind of rob a bank and stuff like that. and it's got an all-star cast in there. I think it's even got Queen of Tifa's in that one, actually, and it's a really badass film, but that might just keep you wet until that one comes out. Also, Jada Pinkett Smith is in it as well. Yes, yes, she is in it. She's badass in that.

Oh, my, because I think that must have been the time she was going out with Tupac, because she used to go to Tupac before she went out, married Will Smith, you know? No, I did not know that. Swear down, she was Tupac's wifey, can you imagine? She went from Bad Boy to Sussie, sweet boy real quick.

Oh no, I love a bit Will Smith because He's super sweet and he was super badass. He went like from zero to 100. But bad boys are great but you want to marry a sweet boy. Yeah, yeah, it's true. It's true. If you're going to marry Tupac or marry Will Smith, I'd marry Wall Smith every day. Yeah, but you know

you would Two-pack. Apparently, oh, we've had some controversial news coming. What's that? Natalie, our producer says apparently she didn't, she was friends with him. No, no, no, no, no. Everyone knows that she was she was doing the deed. He was giving her the deed, A, B, C and D,

to Jada Pinkett Smith. Wow, what? Let's not lie. She denied it. She denied it. She lied. That because she wanted to hurt Wiltsmith's feeling,

but you know, that's a lot to come after it, but I would hope that my wife denied it too. Yeah, your wife's a virgin. That's right. That's the bottom line, because I say so. But at the moment,

I'm watching a lot of Will Smith at the moment because Netflix has just bought all the fresh prints. So I'm working my way through the original series. So fresh prints is all over my TV at the moment. I'm loving it. Do you remember the long, you watched the first episode with a really long introduction? Yep.

I know. It's like the thing. I think I want to learn the long introduction because I can wrap the short one. And then I get to the bit and I'm like, let's just skip that bit. Right. Right. So, more entertainment news.

So Paris Jackson, who is Michael Jackson's daughter. Oh, yes. She has sort of risen out of the ashes of some sort of. of troubled teen and she's now she's modeling for Chanel is it uh-huh she is she's got cast in a program called star which queen Latifah is the lead in that and so she's moving into acting and serious modeling um I need to find out about this girl I mean God she's gorgeous Paris Jackson is she yeah how old is she now can we find that how old she's now I think she's a 19ish 19 it's not on me it's like the cusp of Peter's

Philly a few, isn't it? I need to know if I look at with straight eyes or side-ass. I need to know right now. If I say too much. One lazy eye. Yeah. Okay.

Oh and also, final bit of entertainment news. So pitch perfect three has commenced filming and they're filming. Pitch Perfect three. You know, I do dog on musicals and stuff like that. Musicles, yeah. But pitch perfect,

oh, that's a bit of all right at. I like pitch perfect. So I'll definitely be giving out a thumbs up and a watch. No, I saw Pitch Perfect first on an airplane. Yeah. And I loved it. It was one of those films, it's like, it's not great, but it's just so entertaining.

It's good. It's catchy. And it makes you want to sing. Yes. And join a girl choir. Yeah, and it's cheesy, but it's good. It's good cheese. Good cheese.

It's gruey. You know? It's a brie. It's a strong brew. It's a strong breed. It's cheesy, but it's good. So we're going to pop to a song, and then we're going to come back. We've got some more news on movies that are coming out, things that are some sort of...

Yes. And also, I've got to give you my Kung Fu, martial arts. We definitely got to get down to that. So what should we do? Okay, I'm going to go for... Oh, we're going down the list of top songs from movies. So this is See You Again by Wiscliffe. From what film?

Fast and Furious. Which number? There's about a million. I think it was... We'll say that into mention the mountain. It was the one that they did in tribute to Paul Walker when he died. So I think he might have been done. Right, so we're going to pop this on and we'll be right back. It's back around Jill.

on Subur Radio. Uh-huh, it's back from chill. It's just about to turn 5 o'clock on Friday afternoon. Oh, it's exciting, the weekend. Got weekend tingles. Yes, and it's starting with this cookie, which I'm eating right here. They've got one of these posh cookies in the studio.

Can you imagine? It's not normal chocolate. It's Belgian chocolate. Belgian, Belgian. Belgian, Belgian, you know, tomato-bizn. You know, tomato business. But it's banging. The upper crust.

The upper crust. Mm-hmm. Right, we've, I'm going to do by coming out section now, all right? Oh really? So, uh, no. Getting that feeling. Oh wow.

So this is, uh, events, things that are coming out, movies. Yes. Movies that I'm looking forward to. Yes. That are coming out is loving, which, uh, is Ruth Negger. Have you heard about this movie? No. It's a, it's a movie based on a, well, I think I'm pretty sure it's based on the true story.

Of a couple in the 1950s who fall in love and get married. and at the time when it was illegal because she's black, he's white. So it was like the first kind of interracial couple really like being like, no, we love each other, we're going to do this. So it's set in the 50s and apparently it's getting a lot of love. This film's called Loving. You know what? Interracial couples get a lot of love on certain websites. So I'm glad that this film's getting a lot of love.

It's about time. Getting la left. Have you, are you, you have an interracial, a lot of interracial relationships? Yeah, of course. I don't see colour. Don't discriminate. I don't see colour. I don't see size. Don't see gender. Don't see...

Oh, pause. No, that's not my... That's not my boat or surfboard, but... No, I don't... I do not... I don't mind. I don't discriminate. I do not have a tap. I do not have a tap. It just depends how I feel. I don't have a type of either. It is. It is. I've seen... Oh, God.

Oh, boy. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Why do I? Oh my God. Can we just move on? Okay, moving on. There's another movie called Hidden Figures,

which absolutely smashed the box office in America. I know what this one's about. Numbers hidden in boxes. No. They can't find calculators. No. Go on. It's the true story of the women who, like, mathematician geniuses.

True story. Mm-hmm. Who were black and were not allowed. Oh. I've seen the advert. the NASA thing. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Is that what that is?

Mm-hmm. And they weren't able to be credited. And, like, they were saying that half of the space missions were credited on these black women. And anyway. Shut. True story. Mind blown. And it smashed the US box office.

It's about to come out over here. And Rogue, it, apparently it beat Rogue one, like, their second week opening or whatever. So really, really exciting. Really? Mm-hmm. Um, and. That's crazy because that's, it's got the, uh, the lady, uh, from Empire in there, isn't it?

She's really good. Wow. That is amazing. I'm definitely going to go. I'm going to say my mum to see that. She'll love that. She loves a bit of female empowerment. And staying onto the sort of Star Wars movie Realm World.

So there is, well, we've got the new title has been announced for the final film, which is Star Wars The Last Jedi. Yeah, I mean, what does that mean? It best not say or doing what he says on the tin. Well, I think it means it's the last. Last Jedi. No, no, no, no, you can't. You just can't do that.

I'm sorry, they need to second from last, not last but almost last Jedi. They need to change your name real quick. I'm about to cry some tears right now. So you're saying officially it should be called Star Wars. The not last, but second to last, but not official last Jedi. Exactly. We'll start a petition to see if we can change it. Right, so they have announced they're making a spinoff prequel,

not more a sequel, a prequel. That's before. So that's set before All of the Star Wars, any of the Star Wars, and it's going to be called Red Cup. What? Yep. It sounds like a porn film.

It does a bit, isn't it? But it's called Red Cup, and it is about the beginnings of Hans Solo. So it's chart. The story. It's definitely a porn film. Hand Solo. I'm joking, I'm joking.

The beginning of Hand Solo. Oh, my God. Oh, God, that is a movie. A quick film. Oh God Tell me more Tell me more So it is

It's how Hans Solo got into this whole Smuggling Ring How he meets Chubacher I do a good Chewbacca That just sounded like you're doing a really big poo In the morning It's starring It's not starring

There is only so much That digital CGI can make people younger So it's not got Harrison Fordin It's got Alden and Erin Rick I don't know if I'm saying that right Alden Eram

I had to Google him He's been in a lot of stuff but quite small, but kind of slower parts, but this is his first big major, this is going to push him into Star Wars fame. It's got Amelia Clark, who's... No Clark's sister. No, Mother of Dragons in Game of Friends. Oh yes.

And Woody Harrison. Oh, yes, Caledia. Whoa! I don't know who she's playing, but... It don't matter. It don't matter. It just stuck her in, shove her in there. So that, I'm kind of...

I'm kind of intrigued about that. I'm not fully sold, but I'm intrigued by Red Cup, so you know what? Don't not say in the name. But no, I think, maybe they could do this thing, because do you remember Luper?

Do you remember Luper with Bruce Willis? And they've got the young guy, they kind of superimposed Bruce Willis's face onto his a little bit. Well, they did it with makeup. Or makeup, yeah, yeah, exactly. So they might do that with Harrison Ford, giving a bit Harrison Fordy,

make-y, kind of, so, so, so. I mean, it's Disney Star Wars after all, isn't it? I don't know. Well, Harrison Ford, apparently, he's not involved in the project, but... He is mad pissed right now. I probably. I can't imagine.

He's like, you killed off that character. And now I can't even be in the prequel. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you, man. Jackus. And something that is coming up, which we're announcing our Fubar.

It's not really film related, but it's to do with having fun and entertainment. Fubour is an official partner of Stand and Calling, which is a festival, summer festival is going to be happening 27th to the 30th of July, which is my birthday. And

What date is that? 30th of July. 30th of July. So guys, you can send Johannes on cards and stuff like that. She likes stuff,

she likes stuff. I like stuff, so right. And it's happening in Hertfordshire which is like 40 minutes from London so you don't have to travel like the breadth of England

to get to a festival and the breadth back. So if you're London-based, it's great. So we've got DJ sets from Hotchip, Faithless, Jacks Jones,

DJ Yoda. Sounds amazing. There's going to be, there's a comedy stage, which is kind of... Oh, sick. Which is really cool. So you take a break from the music,

go chill out and catch a bit of bans and stuff like that. Have a giggle there, come back. There's a dog show, a swimming pool, talks and debates, workshops, a real... A dog show. I know, you can't... Oh, hey!

You know, these slow ones! Not even indirects, directs, I like you, you know. She's not an internet gangster. She's a real gangster. I don't know how to say this. Rockoki. Let me see. It's like karaoke.

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So tickets are out now So that's called It's available at Well, stand and calling com So just Google Stand and Calling.com Get tickets

We're going to be going down Probably Yes For our birthday I want to go down Oh that sounds all right So cool Cool Cool Cool Coo

Right We're going to pop to another song And then we're going to start Play some games and get on to some more some more guests. Yeah. And I've been doing a lot of film research this week,

and I've got some film facts. Yes. And I've got some Disney facts as well. Oh, I've got some children films, and I've got some kids films, and I've got the Kung Fu Review. Got the Kung Fu Review. That's right.

So in case you didn't know who you're listening to, you are listening to? Jehalla James. And myself, Teach World. And we are independent women, and so that's what we're going to play right now. What? Because we are.

Love that movie. Charlie's Angels. Oh, I did the only one. I mean, that really inspired me as a girl. I was like, yeah, I can go and be a spy. And kick butt. I really like Drew Barronmore's character. She's good in everything that, aren't she?

But Lucy Lute. Oh, typical man. Pick the one in the leather skirt, whatever. I like the one in the dot of my boots. Welcome to Lucy. See Lucy Patterson back on the show, film review time. Yes, film club time. Yeah, so I haven't, actually, well, I have seen a lot,

and I haven't seen a lot this week. I've gone back and done a lot of oldies. Oh, I love to do you. Yeah, lovely, well done. So, Rub and I've seen one newie and Newie and Moldies. So who wants to start? You go. Okay, so I went to see, I got to see a screening of gold.

Oh, lovely. Michael McConnell. movie and before the screening started Michael McConaughey came out Matthew McConaughey Who's Michael? He did not. He's his sexy twin brother No, oh yeah, Matthew McCrott Are you serious? Wow. It was so hard

Not like I had to go oh no no no no to go Alright or out or out of right yeah obviously straight away He came out and basically said that this was his favourite ever role to date What? Wow that's a bold statement I know I know But he's like saying. From the man himself.

Yeah. No, but I could tell that he loved doing this because he did a, when I say physical transformation, he put on weight. That's probably why he loved it because he's usually driven the weight. He's starving himself. So he put on weight. He wore a receding hairline wig. Yeah.

That was not very attractive. He wore fake teeth prosthetics. So he looked like. I mean, I've seen the trailer. What kind of film is it? Do you reckon? Okay. So.

I'm not even like. I don't know anything about this. Okay, so gold. The premise is it's a true story as well. I love it when it's like a true. So it's about a guy in the 1980s who his father owned a mining company and his father dies.

He takes it over and he's trying to, he teams up with like one of the best specialist, rock specialist people. And they team up and they try to find gold and they pour all of their like savings, the last penny that they have into finding this gold in. What?

In southern states? No, no, in Indonesia. Is it? So they set up a mine there and they start, you know, going through. And it's a little bit slow to pick up initially. Yeah. And then they strike gold and they find it. And then it's about him.

So he goes from like the poor of the poor being like told to like fuck off by or everyone to the top of Wall Street. And everybody. No way. And this is a true story. Absolutely true story. What? Did they show you the man at the end of the film? Like this is your person.

So that's, I thought that, I was like, oh, that's a bit of a boring story. So there's more to that. So it's what happens when he gets to the top. Ah, right. Then what happens? There's, oh, you don't tell you. There's corruption. I can't wait.

There's snakes. I need to see this. That's actually out next week, isn't it? Is it? And it's also... Oh, I can't wait. It's also about... I can see why it was physically grueling for him.

He was out in Indonesia and he was, like, rolling around. You're a hut out there. Yeah, yeah. And so he's trying to keep the weight on when he's... Yeah. But it's also... about the kind of love story one of my my favorite thing is it's about his relationship with his wife girlfriend who's there from the very beginning and

she's played by oh my gosh her name is she's from Black Mirror and I can't think of her name ever she's got Bryce Dallas Howard that's it yeah there we gorgeous redhead Bryce Dallas Howard and so she plays the wife and it's kind of about how popular a lot of the film about how money and that stuff stuff can corrupt can corrupt like what what is for me It's films called gold. It's about gold. Yeah.

But for me, I felt like the real gold was her. Really? Oh, that's a lovely thing to say. She's trying to get a new friend art. You can't have. It's true. It's tough when I'm the only friend.

No, it's true. In the fact, in the sense of what one, her acting was amazing. But also, it made you sort of sit and realize and put into perspective what is worth, you know, everyone goes absolutely head over heels for gold and money and stuff. But actually the other day,

what makes you feel? happy. Yeah. If you can, if you have like all the gold in the world, but you don't have someone to share it with, is it what, what's the point?

True, very true. It's true. I've heard that. I've heard that. Yeah, yeah, I've heard that a lot of people say about traveling, like going,

growing traveling if you don't have no one to travel with, it's like. What's that into the world? Yeah. Sharing you share and experience. Happiness is the only real when shared. Yeah. So there was.

Oh, I like that. From Into the wild, that is. Is it? Yeah. Good film. Nice.

Into the world. So gold gets a thumbs up from me. It's actually, for a serious thing, it's got some really funny bits in it. But it's a bit of slow. It's a slow builder. It's a slow burner. But I think it's worth it at the end.

I'm like, oh, I enjoyed that. And the fact that it was a real story, I'm like, no. Way. I'm watching it. You sold it to me. So gold is a year. Oh, yeah. Who's next?

I'm going to be short, as it's a short film. It's a must see. I think it came out last year. It's won loads and loads and loads and loads of awards, okay? Yeah. It's a two-hander short film, and I think you can rent it online for like two quid. It's 15 minutes long, so if you've got 15 minutes, and you want to smile. And in spite of all the gloom of this film, it is freaking funny. Really?

It's so funny. It's about this couple who open up a rescue sanctuary in their garden, like, and they're from America and stuff like that. But for animals? Yeah, for animals. and they save, well, this is where the doom and gloom come. All the animals, all the animals keep fucking dying. Oh my God, this sounds shit. No, they keep dying, but the way they die

is that they save it and they help it. And it's called Pickle. This is the name of the film, it's called Pickle. And it's basically named after a fish that spends its life in a hand, like a handmade sponge. The fish couldn't swim. So they built a purpose-made sponge so the fish could stay in and stand in the sponge

and it was about pickle and Pickle is the last animal which they talk about in the field but they talk about loads of other animals who they develop such beautiful relationships with them why they fall in love with these weird animals there's one time when they take on a possum but you thought you believe and you believe the love

and I don't know it I never I don't even want to know I don't know if it's true or it's fake if they're being real or they're not being real let's just say it's true I don't know but it's freaking brilliant The best 15 minutes of... I was going to say, all that packed in 15 years. Yeah, in 15 minutes.

Best 15 minutes ever is called Pickle and it's won loads and loads and loads of awards. I'm definitely going to watch that. Go and watch that. That's mine. Pickle. Pickle and gold. All right.

Let's see what's yours. Okay. I only went and saw one film last week, this week even. Lion. Oh. Which is the true story starring Dev Patel. He's growing up now. Yeah.

Oh my God. Is he hot now? I know. Who would I thought? Deb Patel from skins. Anwar from skins, like skinny and always a little bit overwhelmed and that. He's actually really hot now. He's gorgeous.

He went out with the gorgeous Frida... Pinto. They were in... Is it Frida Pinto? Yeah, yes. No, no. They were in Slumdog Millian. He's in Slumdog Millian.

Him. It's the boy from Swinthold. An avatar. Yeah, is he looking nice now? Yeah. He has got hot. Dollah. I'm not lying.

Oh my God. He was with Frida for years and everyone kept going on about and saying she's still hot for you. He's still hot for you. totally punching at the time but now she saw his potential you see what I'm saying good girl

that's what I'm saying you see she had him on the YTS the youth training scheme you get me yet she is she's reaping what she's sold she's seeking the return on her investment

but she's not together anymore so now it's like shit what have I done I know she she's damn missed the boat

but yeah good on him good on him so was the film good on it was I mean it's about a five year old boy who gets lost in India and... Easy to do.

And then he gets adopted by this lovely Tasmanian couple played by Nicole Kidman and David Wenham, I want to say. I might be making that up. Who do a really good job, amazing. And then obviously he knows he's adopted and after about 25 years I think it is he gets this real urge to go and find his family.

It's the story about how he manages to get home. I mean he was lost when he was five. No one knows the name of his town. He has a really good... go into like spy a ninja mode to try and find his old house and that and I mean it's an amazing true story and it's unlike a lot of films

that take a lot of artistic license and a little bit of piss takes to make the film better this doesn't need any of it it's amazing and everybody did a brilliant job and the boy who played the five-year-old Sunny he was basically plucked out of the Mumbai slums oh they did it again like in slumdog

they did and he is at Absolutely amazing. And everybody who got nominated for Oscars, this, that and the other, it was just brilliant. Oh, wow. I need to see this. But can I just say, why didn't they just use Google Maps? I'm not going to tell you why, because you're in the story. Okay, cool.

Because you said that it didn't need this, this another, but they might need a Google Maps. Okay, all right. So we won't go into that. But yeah, it absolutely fucking destroyed me. I was howling with not on everything. It was just like, oh. You've got to be emotionally prepared to go to this one. Oh, my gosh.

A thumbs up is out now. Oh, that sounds amazing. That's good. And I'm loving that this, when you see a good child actor, like we were talking about the kids from Stranger Things, the kid from this one, we're talking about the kid from Beast of No Nation as well, who was just a street kid.

And it's brilliant. And I think the future of film is hopefully in good hands. Hopefully all them guys who pick them up stay with them. Yeah, exactly. So another I sort of film that I checked out was I was going through what's on Netflix and what's come out is I boy. Oh yeah, yeah, keep seeing about that. Come tell me, tell me.

Exactly, that's why I was like, I'm going to go for it. So it's got Maisie Williams who's the, who plays Aria Stark in games. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that little girl, she's good. And I recognised and also didn't recognize the main boy in it. I think he was in something when he was younger and now he's old. So I don't know. So essentially the idea for the film is actually. brilliant. It's about a guy on the state

who he's running away from, he sees American or English? English, English. Oh, lovely. He runs away from a gang and he's calling the police as he's running away from some robbers or whatever and they shoot him in the head. God. But they shoot, the bullet

just sort of dodges and he shoots, it explodes his phone and bits of the iPhone get embedded in his head. Oh, clever! Yeah. So he's now because of Eyeboy and so he comes to that. Oh, wow. comes back and the doctor's like if it's anything unusual let us know and yeah he does oh my I'm gonna watch that so it sounds like some stupid shit I'll be into

do you know what I'm saying he now has the ability so he can he can he basically has a whole computer interface in his head I don't say too too much so he can hear text and see text and he can send text and he has the ability to go into the Bank of England transfer money what he's got like Google glass in his brain but with security pins like And he decides to go as a vigilante and he decides to go as a one man and he wants to get back the gang. Because what happens is the gang, the robbers who robbed him also went to Rob Macy's house and they attacked and raped her. And he's in love with her. So he decides that he's going to go back and try and take on the gang.

Okay. He's called Eyeboy and he puts his little hood up. That took a really serious turn. That took a mad turn in it. It's a dark film. It's a dark film. It's a film. It's a film.

I think we're just a series No, no, no, it's on Netflix and it's a film Okay And so the idea of it's brilliant And it was executed Some of it But it was enjoyable enough That I continued watching all of it

And it has got some good British Axing in If you go through the Netflix Originals you do find some good Little Hidden gems, don't you? But can I just say yeah Netflix slow down in it yeah I'm playing my subscription yeah

Because I want to see some other shit too I know I know You make some good stuff but leave some room leave some room and I'm conspiracy but why has all their stuff got four and five stuff

because not all your stuff is four and five stuff a lot of it's shit let's be honest I know but you know if you made the thing you wrote the thing you own the thing I can understand but be honest guys bumping them up

no so I boy I boring that please was good Is it a thumbs up It's a thumbs up but where it fell down It was I think the casting director was obviously some middle age white woman. I'm going to cast gang members. I was like,

and they're all wearing like academics and Avericks. They're all, everyone, and feel are. For a gritty London film, it was all new. So like everybody's clothes looked brand new off the, and it was a bit like, come on, it's like, you've got to

dirty up a bit. Yeah, and they didn't look like hoodie enough, they looked like, They looked like they was going on, what, Topshop or something. Yeah, they were a little bit styled. Rather than Stonebridge. And then, but what was interesting as well is that normally when you got filmed set in London, and I knew the reason immediately why they'd done it. But they filmed it.

It was based around an estate that overlooks the Gurkin. Yeah. And all of that sort of city. Oh, yeah. And they filmed as well around sort of the dockyards and hackney. Yeah, it was probably like lime ass and around that area, I guess. It was an unusual place. And then I realised that when you film in London, you have to get a,

a pass, a license for filming in the city of London. And so you've got London, which has all the main landmarks, which is like Buckingham Palace and the London Eye and all of that kind of London. You cannot show that in your movie unless you bought the licence for it. So the other licence that you can buy

is the city of London, which is basically the financial district, which is really cheap. Because all you've got in there is the Gherkin and a lot of financial buildings. So obviously, they went for the cheap license and they shot it. it in the cheap area, but it needed

to be because of the estate, you can't shoot, there's no estates around back in the palace, so they couldn't have got that license. No, but even what I'm saying is... You would have like to see them run past Big Ben. For example, if you're shooting in a state, if you're shooting in South London or West London or Labrack Grove or whatever,

those areas have kind of been in films quite a lot and there's like the area for Kidah Hood and Brotherhood. It's like the typical where you would set an estate somewhere. So now it's very odd. I know, because I'm a Londoner, I know that there aren't really estates there. I think they've created an estate that lives next to the Gurkin.

There's obviously not one there. Even I know that. And then down the road is not the Hackney shipyard. It's like, so they've created it. Obviously, anyone who's not from London wouldn't notice what I did. It's not a magical area.

And I knew right away they were doing it because it was the cheat way we were getting around. But I also liked it because it was like, it looked like a completely different city that I've ever seen. That's nice. Yeah. Really nice and shiny.

I like this. I like that. I like the sounds of that. Oh, wow. What else have you watched? I have watched Hunt for the World of People. What's that?

When I was in New Zealand, my friend who lives there was forcing that down my throat. Sorry, Nina, you were. But we didn't actually get to watch it. What did you think? It's amazing. Really?

The film is flipping funny. Oh, God, I didn't bloody watch it now. It's okay because it's just come out on Netflix, I think. I love it. I think it's on Netflix. For the world of people. Yeah, for the world of people. What's him out?

I went to watch it in an artsy cinema. I've seen it, I've seen it, I've seen them. But I think it's on Netflix now. So basically it's a new set in New Zealand. And this guy, he, he's a Maori. So he always puts Maori people in his films. He's made one, I think, a vampire comedy before that. I can't remember what that one's called.

It's Taika Watiti, isn't it? Yeah, yeah. From, oh, what the hell? What are we doing in the Shadows? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. And he's got, yeah, the vampire one that one. Yeah, that's the one.

So funny. So that's exactly. So he's got that film out, and this is his next one as well. And it's got the Irish guy from... What's the Bermanent fit? Oh my God, I'm having a mind blank today. Cillian Murphy. Is he in it?

Yeah. You said Bermanent finger. Picky Blinder. Yeah. Killingenny. Yeah. Killingenna. The chief policeman.

Do you know? I don't know. The chief policeman. I don't know. The Irish bloke. It might be him. Anyway, the guy from Piki Blinders, yeah, who plays the main spy guy.

He's in it. And they've got this little kid, little kid. Again, another brilliant kid, our future of cinemines in great hands. And it's not too-handed, but it situates around them. Basically, this kid, he gets adopted, it goes into a foster family, the mum dies, okay? But the mum is the main carer. So then they, you know, the authorities come in and say, look, well, the mum's dead now.

You can't stay with him, but he's like, oh, uncle, and he's been everywhere. Nobody wants his kid, and this is his last chance. Now he finally warms up to his family. The woman dies. then after he decides to go on the run with who's his uncle and they just go into the wilderness and they just go on the run

and then after they're looking for them looking for them looking for them and there's a twist I don't know if everyone sees this year but look out for who his mum is okay look out for who the mum is that's all I would say it's very slack but it's a good film

it's flipping funny and it's different it's on Netflix as well I'm going to watch the other vampire one I ain't seen that. Everyone has that. What's it called again? It's so funny. What we do in the shadows? What we do in the shadows?

I'm going to go home and watch that tonight. Yeah, do it. Yeah, I was fancy. It's like a mockumentary type thing. These vampires that obviously come from like the 1800s, but live in modern day New Zealand. It's hilarious. There's warwolves in it as well.

You know, that's stupid humour. Yeah, yeah. It's just so ridiculous, but it just has me rolling up. Is that on Netflix? It was. I'm not sure whether they've taken it off now. How's it when Netflix takes stuff off? It's good because of comedy is just so.

different. It's like a new genre. It's like a bit like when the office came out and then you go to you go to audition, then once we're like like the car humour, it's a bit like, you know, office humour can you do that? They've got their own key humour. It's their own humour. Yeah. Flight of the Concord is where they started so that's who it is. It's one or two of them I think. I adore the flight

of concourse. Exactly. So funny. Brilliant, okay. Well, watch back of those. What I'm going to do is we're going to pop to some songs and we're going to continue our film review bits of bobs. So I'm going to play It's Hard Out Here for a Pimp by Terrence How. Oh, good one. What film? Back Row and Jill

with Johanna James on Fubar Radio. You're listening to Backer and Chill on Fubar Radio. We're just doing film reviews with Teege World and Lucy Patterson. Yes. But before we pop back in there,

earlier in the show, I did a shout out asking people to tweet us in or email in saying what are the weirdest characters that they have fancied in films that they shouldn't have? I didn't hear that beer. But maybe they did. We've had someone coming in

saying, as weird as it may seem, don't judge. It's the weird goblin from the Hobbit. What? The bad guy, orc goblin. Yeah. And is that pyramid head from Silent Hill? I think, and is the guy from

Silent Hill? That is so weird. I mean, I don't get it at all. I don't get it at all. Into their own. Whatever floats your boat. The pyramid head's got no face. I don't understand. That looks like a skid mark on the left. That pyramid head

thing. I don't know what that is. It's so weird. Maybe some people like the like no face thing. Like yeah. You got sharp angles and things. That is a niche fetish. I mean that is neat. But tell you what, just to be fair to you with the goblin from,

not him, but you know the in the original all of the rings? You know the main orc that had the face, they had the handprint on his face. Yeah. He was actually, I was like, why is he weirdly attractive? And I realized that it's, um, he was played by a like NF3.

football player That's why they're a big hench man And also it wasn't because it wasn't CGI It was an NFL It was like a big football player Rugby player type guy And they'd like they'd awked him up And I was like

That's why he was weirdly attractive See Johanna Your girl doll was just working You could see you through the bullshit I could see through the process And I could see the man The beef underneath Yeah the beef underneath

Hey You need to pattern that Hey, you know what? Get that panic right now. I can see the beep underneath. Yes. And the second one is, it says there's a blue theme.

They fancied the blue girl from Avatar. I understand that more. I mean, she, come on. Come on. Hey, hey, she will hold it. She will hold it. I see you. We would make dark blue babies.

Navy blue babies. Navy blue babies. I'll tell you. And she's tall. You know what? No, a tool. I'm partial to a two lady. No.

What about on with the tail? A tall lady with a tail? I will mount that tail like Everest. I will swing from that like Tarzan. I mean, that's pretty weird. If anyone's got anything we can top that, I mean, that is pretty weird. That is weird.

If you fancied somebody that you probably shouldn't have in a movie or in a show, email in chill at fubouradio.com or tweet us at foodbar radio. Send us a picture and we're going to shout you out because that was weird. Pyramid phase too. At the moment, Silent Hill Guide definitely wins. If you can top that, please do.

Right, back to movies. So, I didn't see too much modern things this week. I did go back. I was going through my parents' DVD case. Lovely. And I found the Blu-ray of Waterworld.

And my boyfriend had never seen it, so I was like, right, I'm going to educate you right now. Dude? I hate that film. I grew up on that film. Oh, no.

I went to the... Universal Studios and went to the Waterworld theme and went to playing it up I never did maybe that's why I don't like it Yeah so there was the Universal Studios They had the Waterworld stunt show Every day for like 15 years and it was amazing Oh my gosh

I don't think they got it anymore No I went there last time I went was 2012 I was in LA and they had it They still had it In LA in 2012 Oh mate okay because so anyone who hasn't seen it Waterworld is basically mad max but reversed Isn't it?

Yeah The ice caps have melted. There is water all over the earth. Yeah, I never thought of it. Dry dirt is now... I never thought really like that, actually. There you ain't got... Johanna, you just got mad deep.

Still water's run deep, you know. Don't be fooled by the blonde hair, you get me. Never. No. Because in Mad Max, everything's a desert and water is the currency. Yes. And in this one, everything's water and dry dirt is the currency. This is like a major, like, break through.

My brain hurts. I'm well done. Ouch, my brain... What? I edit the Matrix right now, Janice. Great. So if you like Mad Max,

it's reverse Mad Max. And it's about, Kevin Costner plays the lead guy who actually does not have a name in the entire film. He's only ever, he's never referred to my name and they just call him the Mariner.

And at the end, he's just credited as Mariner. Yeah. Oh my gosh. I never ever noticed. I know. Yeah, I didn't realize that. I did to go back and watch this film.

This is a man, deep. So he plays in the future, a couple hundred years after the ice caps have melted and everyone's floating around on like boats and ships and stuff, trying to find dry land. Then a little girl is found and she has a tattoo on her back,

a pretty eccentric tattoo on her back, which apparently is the map to dry land. So everyone wants the little girl. And it's kind of, I love it. I love films with unusual friendships. That's my favorite theme. And so he's this like loner kind of mariner guy who doesn't like humans, doesn't like anything.

And he ends up making friends with this little girl who does not shut up. and they have this amazing kind of at first he wants to like throw over the boat and then in the end he ends up you know quite liking it and I showed it to my boyfriend and when he was just like

oh she doesn't shut up he's like looking at me like I see why you're like this well it's good it's such a good film and you know what it was made in 1995

and he didn't really date no that's good there's a little bit of CGI which obviously you could you could do better now nowadays but I allowed it

I was like well you're going to aren't you it's so old It's like when you go back and watch the Matrix and you're like, oh. But at the time it's like, wow. I know. But it's a bit like Jurassic Park.

You buy it and also the original Jurassic Park didn't have too much CDI. No, yeah. So Waterworld, it was the most expensive film ever made before Titanic. And you can see why, because it's fully immersive. They actually built a lot of the sets

and everything where they did the main stunt thing off. They built all the ships. So it's all, nothing's fake. That's why. That's why. It costs so much money. And that's probably why it hasn't dated that much. Yeah.

It's all real. You know what? Yes. So what world? Should they remake that? Or should they leave it? Does it need a remake? You could remake it, I guess.

But could you really improve that much of it because it's... CGR. No. Well, yeah. Tiny bits that they did that was CGI. I suppose they could improve it. But it's not important. No, I mean, it was a great story.

I think it just stands on it's only funny. Yeah, it's right where it is. And, well, the reason why it was the most expensive film, because I had a little bit of a Google. Not only because they spent so much on the detail and all the props and the extras and everything. So they built this huge, huge ship, tanked ship set thing. I took it out to sea and they filmed it all on there.

And then the ship sunk. It did not. The whole set sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Holy shit. They'd already wrapped the film by then. Oh, well, that was lucky. But then the ocean committee, or I don't know who it is, basically said, you cannot leave a massive, yeah.

The committee of the ocean said you cannot leave a whole massive ship set. Well no. And so they said you're going to have to pay for that to be uplifted and taken out. So they had to double the budget of the film to relift the set out of the scene. And that's why they lost

so much money and it flopped to the boss office and they lost all, because they spent millions making it and they never made that back. However, it then got like a cult years later it started to get a cult VHS following which is where I picked up on it as a kid and I watched it. And actually, I remember loving it as a kid and me and my brother's and we used to watch it and then and then watching it last night it's actually quite dark and I was just remembering watching back going my parents let me watch this is totally fine there's a bit where like um the woman it's in a world where it's like the sort of slave trading and so the woman is offering like herself for sex and then uh there's a bit where one of the guys wants wants like offers for the little girl and obviously this this stuff just when I put my head you don't pick up on it when you're a key

13. I'm gonna go watch this shit now. You know what? I'm buying. I'm streaming. HMV here I can't. Take my money. So, World World. I'm still in love of it. I think it's really great. I think I might have to watch it again then.

And the little girl on it, it's just brilliant. I can't remember her name now, but I just remember because she was awesome. She went on from that and then she went on to do Andre in the 90s. Do you know that film? Oh, with the monkey? No, the sea. With the sea. The sea lion.

Steel. The seal. The seal. I remember. I remember, I remember. I can see her face, but I can't remember her name. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that was all right.

But, I mean, oh gosh, that's a classic 19th. Yeah, it is. It's like a budget free willie. Yeah, see, in the 90s, there was like this big, there was a surge of like animal. So you had, you had Elijah Wood with flipper. Oh, yeah. With the dolphin.

Wasn't there Duncan, the orangutan? The, what, in the hotel? Dunstan checks in. Dunstan checks in. Duncan. Duncan Texxin. He was. He was like the, the devil.

decade of kids with animals movies. And then you had Free Willy, Beethoven Dunstan you had monkey trouble with the girl with the monkey. I don't remember that. Ace Van Choa, Pet Detective.

God, I love that film. So it was... But he won a kid. The year of animal. Animal films. Animal film. I think back then animals were what vampires are today.

Yes. But once I could know but I said time travel is the new vampire in it. Yeah. Remember I told you? If you had time travel with vampire animals

Oh my God Bucks up in smash We've just made our own genre So has anyone seen anything else So they can review this week What should people be watching? I watched this a few months ago Because it came out a few months ago

But it's coming out on DVD next week Bleed for this Oh, Vinnie Paz The true story of Vinnie Paz Who was a championship boxer Champion of the world for his weight And he had a car accident End up breaking his neck

has to have one of them Halo things installed that keeps your head still. And it's about how he trained again whilst he still had this thing on his head and ended up going on to be a contender again for the World Championship.

Oh really? It's all a true story. He trained with the brace on? Yeah. Yeah. Started by just lifting a weight bar without any weights on it just as far just like the bench press and then it goes on and on and on from that

and it's about him and his family and things like that. I mean, it doesn't go back too much into his past or too much into his future. It's just sort of that period in time. It's an odd film. I found it quite trippy the way it was edited and the score wasn't quite fitting with it. Yeah, they were trying to be a bit arty, weren't they? And I just thought, okay, well, I love it because Miles Tellers in it automatically because I think he's amazing. Guy from Whiplash.

And he did a really, really good job. He's such a good actor. Aaron Eckhart, as well, who is his trainer. It took me about 10 minutes to realize who he was. Yeah, because he was bigger in that one. And he played that so, so well. Is it really good? Yes, it's a good film.

Because boxing movies, I mean, after the last rookie. They're two a penny. They're two a penny. What's his name? The Creed, the Creed film. That was good. This is the thing. There's been a rash of them.

And, you know, some of my favorite films are the fighter, warrior, Southpore, things like that. And there's a lot of the fighter about it because they're sort of from the same area of the rough side Philly. Yeah, exactly. Different like the West Coast and that, you know.

And even the fact that he's got a lot of sisters and things, there's a lot of a fighter about it. But I wouldn't say that really, I was pleased that I went to the cinema. I could have waited, but it's coming out on DVD and it's definitely worth buying. Okay. I saw it.

And then I got to have an interview with the real Vinipaz. Did you? This seems like such a lovely guy. Yeah, I went down to the, So he was such a character. How'd you get to do? Go on. I got my wave.

Do you have to do everybody? I'm just so jealous. Best pals. So I got into the real Vinny. And he was really, really nice. But it was like a caricature of a person. He was so, it was like, hey, Vinnie. Yeah.

Yeah, no, no, no, no. And I asked, like, you know, how close was it to the real life? And he said, actually, the film toned it down. Because they said, if they told the real story, it was like. Yeah, there was a lot missing. he said that um so in the film it's like after like a week or two he starts he he gets this neck brace on that he's told if he jolt his head in any some if he's basically his spine's exposed yeah so if he gets one knock he's like paralysmal so he starts after a week training and he said that he got up from the hospital on the same day he started training in but they said in the movie that was just too ridiculous well yeah i mean the whole story is actually a bit ridiculous in the real life yeah he went to hospital he got the brace fitted yeah and he uh Started training. And he started training that night.

And he started, which is just so stupid. The back of the beast. But what's interesting about the story is that nobody would fight him. So obviously, because nobody wanted to be the one that broke his neck. Broke's neck for a second time. And I asked him about the accident and he said that he has sort of no memory of it. He remembers driving down in a sports car with his friend really, really high. And then he said someone was coming up the other side.

And he had like no reaction time. Oh my gosh, what an interview? Yeah, it was kind of... The interview of the real person. I mean, as actors go, that's good, but like, in the real... Yeah, that's mad. And he said Miles did a really good job of, like... Portraying him.

And he met Miles. That's not... That's not... I saw... I'm at, you know, have you had a movie called Mr. Nice? Yeah. Yeah. And with Howard Marks. Yeah.

I got to meet Howard Marks. I had coffee with Howard Marks. And coffee and coffee in... breakfast with Howard Marks. I could not believe it. I've even got, oh no, I've smashed that phone screen. Well, I got it. I got a video of me on his phone of him like me saying and he does a shout

to my friend and who told me about Howard Marks. And he's telling him about whose best friend is now like he's best friend. The scariest person he met is now his best friend and that his daughter was going to be, she was bridesmaids for his daughter's wedding. I won't say too much because he was being criminal. But anyway. But yeah, it was the stories he was telling me over the table, like how he was going. But it was brilliant, brilliant.

Right, so I thought I'm just going to round off this section with, I've got top ten small facts of the week. Oh, lovely. Very exciting. I've gone. And then afterwards, we can go to your Hong Kong Kung Fu. Yeah. But just I did a little research on this and so I just want to make sure,

because I always do research and I forget it at the end of the show. I'm like, ooh. But, so little tip bits, some things you may not have noticed in movies. Okay. Okay. So in Kill Bill, obviously in the first film, you don't know the bride's name. No. just referred to you as the bride.

That is not true. The name is revealed if you look carefully. So in the scene, there's a close-up of her plane ticket. Yeah. Which has her name on, Beatrix Kiddo. Oh, my God. So they do reveal the name. And also, the character, she gets called Kiddo.

But you think it's just... Just, he's like, hey, kiddo, hey, kiddo. He's actually saying her real name. It's not a thing. Oh, my God. This is a revelation. Revelation. Wow.

Amazing. Bill, look out for the little Beatrix Kiddo on the ticket. Yes. Yep. Okay, so in the movie seven, have you seen? I love seven.

Yeah, it's, you see it? Oh, it's so fucked up. It's a psychological horror thrill. That's great. That is a good one. And so they spent $15,000 on the set department making the notebooks for John Doe's notebooks.

What? There is loads of them as well. So there's volumes and volumes, and they said the half and didn't, didn't even end up in the film. Can you buy them? No, no, no, it's the props. What, so people actually...

So they... On their pages, there is like, so much tiny writing squished into all of them. So that's what happened. So they got the prop department, they spent $15,000 making basically the serial killer's personal diary. And they're putting pictures in and scribbling nonsense for hours and hours and hours.

And, yeah, so they spent $15,000, and the actual came to the cut of the movie. Most of it got cut out. Oh, my God. Blowing. They just spent... But they got paid. Okay, in the film Superman,

the original one, Christopher Reeve. Yes. So obviously they're saying... This better be something good. If you... If you spoil this movie for me, that is it. That is it.

There'll be no more T-J after tonight. Okay, well, I'm saying that Superman, obviously, the thing that distinguishes him from Clark Kent is his glasses. Yes. But not just that. If you're eager-eyed, you'll see that when he is Clark Kent,

he has his hair parted on the right. And then when he turns into Superman, his hair, Shut up. Oh my God. Superman's dashing a combing his pants. He's a key. He's got a combing the white front.

Yes, superman. He whipped off the glasses and changes his part in. That's like me. I always roll with a brush. Trust me. I'm big. And the last one, the last one, the last factor over the week. So this is a bit of a head fuck.

So in Children of Men, which was made in 2006. But it was set in 2007. Okay. he's wearing a London 2012 t-shirt. So in the film, this was way before they could have predicted the Olympics happened. So he's wearing a t-shirt that is both future prediction and the past. Oh my God. Do you get that?

Now that's too much algebra for me. Algebra. So yeah, so that was an amazing factoring. You see it. So he's wearing this mashed up old, like, vintage tooth at London 2012. Oh my God. And it turns out they predict. to the future and there was a London in 2012.

I'm going to have to go home and watch it just to find that bit. I know. And the Superman part in thing. Okay, so there's all factors of the week. Right, we're going to go for a quick break and then we've got our final guest. So thank you so much Lucy for coming on today. Thanks for having me.

All right, we've got Kristen Hamby in the studio. We're going to go Facebook Live. Food Bar Radio presents. Today I have Juno Dawson with me. My mum wants, oh my God. She got out her photo album. Oh, sorry, mum. She got out her photo album of her Gatson.

year. So this is when my mum was like 18, 19, flicking through in pictures of men. She was like, yeah, shagged him. Did him. And it's like why you have to have therapy now. No, it's just why I am the way I am. Like mother like daughter.

Oh God. Every Wednesday. The Hannah Witten Show. From 6pm on Fibar Radio. Boom, you're listening to Back Row and Chill. Oh, wow. Wow. We had just had the quickest.

Turn around ever to get a guest on the show. Trust me, the guy is just coming. He's coming. His heels are burning. There's still smoke coming off the back of his trainers. He skidded through. He crashed and bowled into the green room. And he's here on football right now.

Well done. Chris is having me. You're live on the radio. Well done for making it in, mate. You are sweating. Literally, dripping wet. No, but you. Yeah.

I often have that effect on people's. Okay, no that's great But just let them know We're going to get straight into it Because we're only got a few minutes with you But we'll hopefully get you back You will come back to us Yeah, for sure, for sure

On our show on Uber this time Make sure no stuff Uber, you get me here Get that G4 plane or whatever it's cool So background chills It's a film and entertainment show We cover everything entertainment-wise So whatever is entertaining people So for people who don't know who you are

Kristen Hamby is a Facebook, YouTube, social media, entertainer. Entertainer. You're entertain people. And you've just come off the plane, right? That's why you're running a bit later. That's why you're late.

That's a plane. Where was you? Jersey. Jersey where? Channel Islands. It's a little island. It's closed to France. It's a small little island.

So I thought using that New Jersey, Jersey, New York. So you just ran the corner. You could have run and you come late. No, you know what? Don't come back. New Jersey's the fake jersey. Next time, next time, come back. Next time, walk.

Yeah? That's around the corner. I thought you was like Papa Farmy Alright We'll have words after We're gonna have words So for people who are listening

And so you How did you start Yes How did you start being What's the language situation On the show It's called Fubar Which stands up

A fucked up Beyond all recognition Oh so we can just fucking swear Yeah Epper So yeah So what was the question How did you get started

being an, was it an accident or was it like a pre-planned? No, I'm always being known for being an idiot, like, just being the idiot of the group and that. And I thought, you know what, I'm going to fuck my mum one day. Not like, yeah, I could have word that a bit better. Yeah, I can't. You're a motherfucker. I get it out of a bit better, you know. So basically, like, I've done it ever seen that prank where people just fill a bottle of water up,

tell you mum's looking, just fucking soak her face. That's how it started. You threw water on your mum? Literally, I cover my mum in water, basically. Literally. Traveled up. And then I put on my little personal Facebook page and it kind of went a bit.

Okay, and I flyer. I'm onto something here. People were more and then I ended up starting throwing daughters at my nan. Oh my God! Your family loves you. Yeah, yeah. Started like throwing my sister in bushes.

Yeah, that's the type of. You throw shit out people. He's a black sheep of the family. Can I just say, like, you? You terrorise your family, yeah? Do your family actually like you in real life? My nan does. but I found out the other day

my sister said to me my family had a meet up the other day and they were just bitching about me my whole family I'm telling the truth Do you think they're doing an intervention? Well they were just saying they're worried for me

they just hate me but my nan apparently was the only one that stuck up for me so I only like my nan now you know what yeah bro I'll adopt you in it yeah like I've always thought like when I get older yeah I want to adopt a little white boy

in it yeah so you can be my son bro you can sleep underneath my trailer cupboard I think what your family needs to realize is that actually if you get with the times and what is entertaining for the majority of the youth nowadays and it is prank there is a huge prank sort of like waves going on right now it's the most it's one of the most entertaining one of the most viewed things on the internet is to prank I mean I was up for a prank quite younger but now they go extremely yeah I think I think

but what worries me is how far is too far because sometimes I think death death yeah death is literally if you don't die it's all cool Are you sure? Is that what you say? Literally where it kind of goes over the line. But you know what? Do you think, like, but look how this has had an effect on your family. Do you not think that you could maybe do something for them?

Because essentially they have helped you get popular. Oh, for sure. Right? So you owe them something. Do you not feel you owe them something? Have you could not take them on an out in? Could you not take them to the park? Take them for the team?

Could you not take instead of throwing a dildo at your mum? Maybe go to take it to the park and they catch? They don't trust going out of the house of me, so it's kind of a hard situation. Well, you need to do something where maybe you're not even at the event or whatever you do something but you need to think about this and repair your family relationship if not I will adopt you look I've got the papers right here I'll sign them right now I'll sign them right now but all I'm saying you prank me I'm a break to you with a belt yeah you're gonna get whip with dildos and all sorts of them you get well we'll write back with

the belt okay we'll talk about the adoption papers later it sounds like a kinky family yeah it's just say so how long have you been have you been online is it did there something that happened just like kind of overnight or have you been building it January the 6th for last year. So a year. The exact date. Shut up. January 6th last year. January the 6th last year.

I'm just sorry. This dildo thing is playing with my man. You can't beat your family member with a dildo, bro. Do you not feel just like it's bit bad? No, no. I think it's funny, man. Was it your dildo? Was it your?

I ordered it for my first ever video. I'm going to tell you. It's being used. It's not on me. Not on me, I'm... You touched a used dog? Yes! Oh my God!

No! No! Oh, no! Oh, I bought it for my first of a video. What porn video? It wasn't even a prank video. It was some little like... Porno.

Yeah, it was some little 20 second joke video. That went on that lab bible and stuff. It went pretty big and that's when I kind of thought, you know, I'm going to keep using this Dildo. And then it got used in more ways than one. Oh, good. It's a multi-tool-tool. No, the girls want to meet you.

But can you bring the Dildo? The Dudo. You need to get Dildo T-shirts, man. You could start a line. You know what? Yeah. That, that, that, that, that, that, that, it's, a honey or whatever her name is lolly

or whatever. No, no, no, no. She's on Housewives of Atlanta. She was a singer-songwriter but she also has her own sex company and she, this is how she then made her money because not from songwriting but from selling sex toys and stuff like that. So there's money in sex toys. You know, when you adopt me, you know?

So, if people want to see all these weird little videos, where should they go? My Facebook page is Kristen Hamby. Do I spell it out or do I reckon they all kind of know? Do you spell your first name? Because I did call you Christian for a while, so, Kristen. K-R-I-S-T-E-N, handy. H-A-N-B-Y.

And how many views have you got on there, roughly? What would you think? What would you say? I've got quite a few. You got a couple of mil? A couple of million, I'd see on my... 100 million? I would say...

Wow. Are you going to come back? Yes. I'm going to come back. Well, we're going to invite you back. So you can come on the show properly and we're going to play some games. Can you bring the dildo? Should I bring it?

And I'm going to get Uber to apologize on this radio station, but... for messing up your journey. Right, we've got to wrap out because we're coming into land as the end of the show. Okay, we'll do my martial arts next time. It's going on. Oh, JJ, I'm so sorry.

I've done so much research. I flew all the way to Hong Kong for this shit. Next week, we'll do it next week. Right. We're going to end with revolting children from Matilda the musical. Have a great weekend, everyone's back row and chill. Boom!

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