Back Row and Chill with Jahannah James and Noel Clarke - Stay Home Special Series - Episode 28 - Tricia Tuttle, Campbell X

Episode Date: March 13, 2017

Noel was back this week! He and Jahannah talked Samuel Jackson criticising British leads, Ed Sheeran producing a musical and much more. In the studio, we had Different for Girls Director Campbell X and BFI Deputy Festivals Director Tricia Tuttle. Finally, we had our honest film reviewer Lucy to talk Bates Motel and Fist Fight.

This is a Fubar Radio podcast. Go to Fubaradio.com for more details. Back row and chill with Johanna James and Noel Clark on Fubar Radio. Zero problems, big fella. Hey, that's moving. Welcome, it's back row and chill. Back on chill. The best show for your Friday evening to listen to just before you go out.

Are you going out tonight? No, man. No, I'm not going out tonight. You're staying in. I'm actually going out tonight. I'm Netflix. You're Netflix and chilling. Yeah, but you know what?

I'm fucking. I'm fucking. Like, why is people, I'm not chilling. I'm fucking. Like, they say Netflix and chill. I'm not even fibbing. I'm fucking. Like, Netflix and fuck. That's what I'm doing. Well, at least you're honest. Yeah. There's just no. I'm not messing about.

Beating around the bush. No, I'm not pretending. Like, let's chill. And then like, who, surprise. No, none of that. I'm just straight in. Beating that bush. Right, too much. I'm going out tonight for the first time.

I'm going to a salsa regatron night. a salsa regga tracetron yeah it's like reggae and salsa had a bit love baby and that's salsa regatron i like the sound of that i don't know who you're going with um i'm going with some friends yeah and uh and my boyfriend and um your mutual friend gina right yo guys tell us what you're doing tonight after this show you know you're going out something you hopefully are going to the cinema because that's what this show's about film obviously mostly but it's also about your entertainment so tell us what you're doing tonight on friday night

Theatre. Theatre. You know, there's so many things you could be doing. So many things you could be doing on a Friday. Let us know, get involved. You can either tweet us at Fubar Radio or email straight into the studio, Chill at Fubaradio.com.

We will shout you out. Let us know. And everyone else there, what's going on? At Fubbaradio.com. And if any of you are planning to get the thing tonight and you've got the plans, little Netflix, a little invite to the cinema, a little day.

Let me know, man. I can give you advice on the moves. Holler. Actually, my favourite date still is going to the cinema, I think. I love it. Okay. The occasion, I mean, I, well, food before, obviously.

Yeah. You get fed and then you get to sit with your food, your belly. Yeah. And go cinema. Here's the thing, right. You know, cinema's not a cheap day. Not anymore. Like, I know some people are, ha, ha, ha, cinema.

But you know what? No. Right? You got to be committed to this girl, guy, other, whatever, if you're going to the cinema. Because you've got to travel there. Yep. Right? So you have a driving or you're on public transport.

It's like a five already. Yeah. Then you have a drive in. have to probably buy them food then you got to go to the cinema if you're shiverous you buy their ticket they might be like we should split it it's 2017 but you could be like no I'm a gentleman or I'm a lady I'm right yeah so you buy their ticket then most likely they're still 30 quid they're still snacks yeah then if you're lucky they're gonna come back to yours you're gonna have to

buy the protection we're looking at a hundred pound 120 pound for the night I know for like a proper dining cinema night man oh man that's not expensive man that's an expensive film that film better be good. I know, and imagine if the film's rubbish, which is why you listen to the show and we can help you be educated in what is... In what films are good. Because if the film's rubbish and you come out and go, yeah, you're coming back

to mine and he, she, other's like, nah, I'm not in the mood, the film's terrible. You only got yourself to blame. Exactly. Although, I still now I've got an over the fact. If something's still bad, I'm still glad I saw it so I could make my own decision. I don't always trust rotten tomatoes or things like that. I still like to... I don't trust rotten tomatoes. I'm my own critique.

If I enjoyed it, even if everyone else, I don't care if everyone else hated it. I sat there and went Yes, great film. Then I love it. Fair enough. That's how everyone should be. But the reverse as well. If everyone's going, oh, this is the most film ever. And I'm sitting there going, la, la, la land. Want that great. Then, you know, I've made up my own little mind.

Independent woman. Well, yeah, exactly. Exactly. Right, so we've got a good show today. We've got some guests coming in from the BFI talking about the festivals that are going on at the moment there. Wow. We've also got a director called Campbellex, who is trying to pioneer a new TV

show called Different for Girls. Wow. Is it different for girls? I, well, like this, I don't know. I've never been a boy, so I don't know. Good answer. Yeah, I've only known the one side. We've also going to be announcing our competition winner because we've been running a

competition every single week on Background Shield this year and we had a super prize to give away last week and we've got another super prize to give away this week, but we're going to try and get the winner on the phone in about 20 minutes. We've been so generous. Like so many, I think we're actually running out of prizes. I know. That's how many prizes we've given away. I mean, I have said, you know, if needs be, I will, I will put my knickers out as a prize.

Guys, guys, did you hear that? Johanna James will put her knickers out as a prize. I know, guys, if you want her knickers emailing, tell me right now. Only if Noel puts his pants out there too. Girls, I will put the Calvin's up. I'll put the Calvin boxes up, right? Right, and these will be after a, after a day's wear, so they'll be nice and fresh. They'll be, they'll be.

Nice and fresh. Nah, man, I'm a clean, I'm a clean, brother, and I'm sure you're, you know, so we, you know, there's the prize. There's the prizes. So we've got them and also other film-related prizes. And yeah, and proper film-related prizes.

I've got Lucy Patson. I think my pants will be more sought after than yours, I got to say. I hope not. I don't know. What do you guys think? Would you prefer my pants or Noles?

Let's have a poll. And by the end of the show... I don't wear pants. I wear cute boxes, you know. I don't wear pants. I wear the best underwear there is, which is like lacy stuff. We're going to give a pair of way.

I will. I'll give my best pair of lacy pants away if I win the... poll so tweet in or email in who's pants do you want to want me down you want the boxes come on guys or girls I don't mind if girls want my pants yeah I don't mind if dudes want my pants man just you know whatever keep no judgment um we've got some games and we've also got

lucy Patterson our resident film reviewer coming in telling us what is what we should watch this weekend because there's loads of stuff coming out there's just so much stuff these days I'm so excited because we are one week closer to be Beauty and the Beast and it's the one I'm looking forward to I'm trying not to, like, big it up in my mind too much in case it's a massive. My thing is, like, it's got to be as good as the cartoon. I hope so.

Because the cartoon was fire. So, like, if it's not as good as the cartoon, I'll be not happy. That's my favourite. I think it is my penultimate Disney, I think. What's your favourite, favourite then? Lion King, Toy Story. Little mermaid. Little mermaid.

I was always taught between. And did I see. Yeah. Oh, and what's the thing is, darling, it's better, down what it's wetter. Yeah. Is that your favourite? lyric? I learned a lot from that movie. That was good.

It's one of my top top favourites and they are. Just writing that down. Jahana made a good joke. Just writing that down. Yes. I'm on board. 10th of March 2017. My first joke. No, no, not your first. One of your best though. Okay. And yes, I'm hoping that Beauty and the Beast is going to live up to it. It's a modernisation on the,

because I mean the 90s cartoon was pretty modern. Yes, it was. Apparently this has got Disney. first interracial live kiss. What's that? The Beast ends? No, it's the lady who plays the wardrobe and

Cogsworth, I think. Right, but they're a wardrobe and a clock, so... But not for the whole film, they turn into humans and then they kiss. And it's, so it's the first live Disney interracial kiss.

It's also the first interspecies because the beast is, you know, that stuff is illegal, you know, you can't even search that stuff on it. Well, you know what? They lock your computer down. Somebody almost ruined it for me.

They were like, Yeah, Emma Watson's new film All about Stockholm Syndrome And I was like, what? And then I realised, of course it is. Yeah. She gets kidnapped. Yeah.

And she falls in her with her captor. Yeah. Oh, it's not quite the film that I thought it was going to be. Could be a different version of this film that could be made. And, yeah, a lot darker. Can you imagine?

Hold on. I've left my cinema list in the other room. Can I have it? Do you know what? I love saying, like, real things on air so that we're not hiding. Do you know what I mean? I can just say I've left my cinema list

and not like wait until we're playing a song. and hide. Yeah, keeping it real. Keep it real. Keeping it. That's what they're bringing it in that. Thank you. Thank you, Minion. Thank you. We do have minions. Anyway, beauty and the beast, yeah. There's a different version of that film, you know.

And also, it's the first open gay character in a Disney movie. Wow, who's that? Le Fu is in love with Gaston. Fantastic. So they're changing it, because obviously in the cartoon he follows you around, like a little... Acceptance guys in the world. Yeah, so they're...

Interracial, any gender, it's all going on in Beauty and the Beast and they're throwing a bit at a beast earlier. Well done Disney. Yes, super, super exciting. Right, but it's pop to I've got a lot of songs to play this week and I was extra careful

to get good ones, Noel because you were here. So, they've gone through, what we're feeling, what we're feeling, what we're feeling, what we're doing. Well, the first one was Lil Wain. Yeah, which were,

they were the guys that were sorting out all the lyrics for the Get Up, the Netflix series. We're going to go for Blow soundtrack. Blow, good film. Who's in that film? Come on, come on. Johnny Depp.

Johnny Depp. And The girl is Penelopee Cruz. Penelope Cruz. Yes. If you guys haven't seen Blow, check out Blow. So, well, I'm going to go for a bit of Rolling Stones. Do it. Can't you hear me knocking? This is Back Row and Chill. We'll be back right after this.

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go to www. www.com and keep listening to Fubar Radio for exclusive offers and giveaways in the lead-up to this summer's big event. Right, you're listening to Back Huron Chill, No Glock. I'm Joanna James. And we've got our first guest in the studio, so a huge welcome.

We'd like to introduce yourself. Yeah, I'm... I'm Tricia Tuttle from BFIFlaire London LGBT Film Festival, which starts next Thursday on the 16th of March and runs through the 26th. Oh, so rest of the month, yeah. 27. Don't forget that extra day. Trisha, come on now. A whole extra day. I probably got it wrong.

And I'm Campbell-X who is the director of Different for Girls, which is in a special presentation at BFI FLARE. At the festival. Fantastic. Fantastic. So to tell us a little bit about different for girls, what audience can expect, and then we can start talking about it a little bit more. The audience can expect filthy, sexy fun in the cinema.

Definitely. Wonderful characters and stories shot beautifully, excellently performed by the actors in it. Yeah, great. Well, I mean, I've watched it. Oh, have you? Yes. Yeah, we got...

Was that an accurate description then? We got a link. Yes, yeah, yeah, mostly. Now, I wanted to pick you up. up on, I wanted to pick you up on one thing. Here, I felt watching it, and I loved it, and weirdly, I know a few people in it as well.

Actor-wise, the wonderful Victoria Broome who plays Fran. Fran, that's Karen. She's great. Yeah. And Tofa Campbell who plays, Ian? He plays Ivan. Ivan. And now, you said a wonderfully, filthy, sexy. Now, I thought there could have been a bit more sex

in there. Talk to me. Because, yes, I did. I did. And I took, and also. Of the what kind? No, any kind, any kind. And here's the thing. I'm not coming at this from a, you know, your classic man, like, oh, I could have done with some lesbian sets. But here's my thing.

Yeah. I felt, and I really did like enjoy the, because it's episodic, but what we saw was the feature. Yeah. As in it was all put together. We just spliced together the episodes. Yeah. And what are they?

They're five minutes. Five episodes around eight, nine minutes long. Yeah, 12, yeah. And I enjoyed it. So I watched it as a feature. And, and, and, and, I, I think that sometimes the problem when general society's dealing with LGBT is they don't want to normalize the sex

and they don't want to normalize the things that happen. And I felt that actually some of it was a little bit tame and thus and thus was trying to almost hide the fact that it's normal sex. Do you know what I mean? Because like a lot of the stuff when you see it's just regular hetro, I was like, the clothes are off and this is that, the sheets fall off. And then I watched this and I was like, and it is wonderful, guys. but then they were still under the sheets.

I'm energetic. I ain't had a good session where the sheets have stayed on in a long time. So I'm just saying like, do you feel like that was maybe... I could go a bit queer theory on you with this. Yeah, tell me. Tell me. I'm interested. Yeah, I think there is a tendency to show particularly lesbian sex in a kind of patriarchal way.

Yes. And we were trying to show it as hot, but not pander into a kind of patriarchal. male gaze, which is the dominant norm. A hundred percent, agree with you. And making it sexy, but not making it voyeuristic. It's a challenge, must admit. It is a challenge.

It is a challenge to not slip into that way. But was there not a way of doing it not patriarchal, not voirical, not having the men go, this is great, but you saw that. There is, not everybody's under the covers because, you know, I won't give any spoilers away, but there are some, there is some naked action. that's on top of the covers. Some hot sex in public places you can't get really naked, right?

So... Maybe you. Yeah, maybe you. So it's all within the context. I think also, so, you know, it has one of the programmers who put it in the festival,

I think there is a lot, like, series one of what's going to be a sort of long form. They're working on second series now. There's a lot, I've read the book it's based on, there's a lot of plot to get through to set up all these different relationships

and different characters as well too. I'm all for more sex always but I also think this is about making sure we know who all these characters are making sure we understand it. It wasn't more for me. It wasn't about more. I really, really enjoyed it.

I don't want you to feel, but I really, I just felt like that it was kind of, I got what, I understood what you were doing. I understood you were like, I don't want like people is missing the point of the characters and missing the point of the stories because they're going, pause that.

oh, I want to pause that, I want to rewind that. So I get it. But I just thought that, you know, it then sort of for me was almost succumbing to the pressure of not normalising it, like they would if it was a straight. Making it messy. Yeah, yeah, making it. We had, what was good about it is that we had then had a debate.

And he was like, do you do it with the covers on? Because I would put the covers off. And I was like, well, actually, sometimes, yeah, I do have the covers on. But then we was like, yeah, but then when you get into it, the covers go everywhere. And I'm like, yeah, true, true. Or then we were saying that in movies when everyone's wearing a bra or just a bra. and we're saying

who wears just a bra when you know you're out of now some people do and also some people who are parents have to be able to jump out the bed clothes

that's a very good point these are a lot of women who have children yeah no I get that I got three kids I got three kids you know and but I'm saying and again I want to reach it

like we loved it I just I just wish that you didn't have to think about that. I wish that people still wouldn't watch it in that way where they would miss the point of the stories and would go, oh, I want to rewind that, but would watch it with an emotional

maturity where you could do it as free as you wanted to and have them kind of not be sort of titillated. No, I'm just curious because I've been having this conversation with a friend about Moonlight who said the same thing, who feels like a lot of

LGBT cinema doesn't put sex up front in the same way that a romantic story about heterosexual couple might do and they felt even though they loved Moonlight that that was a criticism that they had of Moonlight that actually you know you don't see the sexuality in it is that sort of what you're saying?

Yeah again it's not again with Moonlight it's not yes it's kind of what I'm saying it's not a criticism but I felt like they were almost like oh we can't we can't do that because if we do that then it's going to be looked at people are going to either be voyeuristic or they're going to go oh my God I don't want to see that and that's not that shouldn't be we shouldn't have that reaction people shouldn't have that It should be perfectly normal to do that as it is with a straight couple. And that was the only thing I wondered if you felt a pressure to not do it.

No, I felt no pressure. But I understand the debates. They're very different if you are a gay man to if you are showing lesbian sex. Of course, yeah. Because I think the issues with Moonlight were probably different. Yeah. And also there were black men. And I think there's a fair of black male sexuality period, heterosexual or homosexual.

Do you know what I mean? So, and we can, you know, debate those. But my motivation in directing the sex wasn't to center the sex scenes, which tends to also happen in terms of lesbian and gay men representation in cinema. People centre on sexuality and not really on the mundanities and the banalities of people's lives. Of life, yeah. That is also part of, you know, being LGBT. It's, you know, nobody gets up and starts part of it as well.

starts partying, you know. You get up and you have to, if you have got kids, you've got to deal with them. If you've got around with your partner, you've got to deal with that. So it's kind of being measured about it and being a little realistic. And that was a great thing about it. It was just, you know, it sounds ridiculous to even have the discussion. But the great thing about it was it was just normal life. It was just normal life.

So it's going to be a web series. Is that right? It is a web series. It is a web series. And where can people go to find this if they want to? They can go at 6 p.m. on the 18th of March. at Lesbian box office. That's a YouTube channel and it'll be live.

Oh, fantastic. Or if you want to see the world premiere with most of the casting crew in attendance, you can come to BFI South Bank the night before on Friday the 17th. Friday the 17th. Next Friday, a week from this Friday. And you can hope that you are one of the lucky for you

who gets a ticket because they were... They're like... What time would that mean? 845. 845. So, guys, you would listen to our show and then you would leave your homes and you would go to the South Bank BFI to check out the world premiere

of different for girls. Definitely. It's the hot ticket right now. Yeah, absolutely. For sure. And the festival, you know, it's been, we put some tickets back on sale a couple of days ago and they went in like five minutes. So I think people are really super keen to see a story about London lives. It's great.

It reminds me of, have you ever seen metrosexuality? Of course. Yeah, I was in a show called Metrosexuality. Yeah. With Ricky Bidleblir. 18 years ago. and in a weird way it kind of reminds me about that of that because he at the time as well was just having the normal lives of people

and I think it's great and I commend you for doing it and I hope that you do more serious thank you well it was all because of Jackie Lawrence who is the creator and the writer of it and put together by Fis Milton who is the producer as well so you know as you know everything is a massive team that gets behind you to kind of make something happen of course yeah and the cast and crew came yeah

And just a little bit about the BFI Flair, is that what the festival's called? Absolutely. So is that every year now, solidly in the books? Last year was our 30th anniversary. Oh, wow, okay. But we did change our name. So about four years ago, we changed from London Lesbian and Gay Film Festival to BFI Flare, LGBT Festival, just to reflect the audiences, to reflect the films we were showing,

more contemporary, more accessible, more inclusive. Yeah. So, yeah, it's been going a long time. But it's every spring, it's the same period of March, all at the BFI South Bank. And it's just such an amazing 10 days because we show films. We have club nights. We've got great DJs. The DJ, the club nights are in the bar.

They're free. You can come along just to experience that. It's just a really welcoming, fun space. And you've got panels as well. We've got industry people. Yeah, I'm excited about sex it this year, which is a... That sounds exciting. Yeah.

It's going to be a great debate. So it's a debate. It's called Sexit. What the beep is going on? Am I allowed to cuss? Yeah, I can say, What the fuck is going on with UK porn laws? Yeah.

And it's Jay Bernard, who's one of the programmers. She's put it together. It's a real passion project because a lot of the new changes in UK porn laws are disproportionately affecting queer people. So the point of the event is to really interrogate why it is that these new laws are taking sort of feminist porn channels

offline while you still have hardcore porn online. So you've got some great filmmakers coming over for that. Again, that's another hot ticket, because I think people feel really passionate about it's essentially censorship. The new rule, sorry, just think. Well, Jay is the expert.

So in 2014, there was the Audiovisual Media Act, which is one of the new laws and then the digital economies bill last year. And both of those, I don't know all the details of the bills, but both of those had subtle enough shifts that they've really affected some of the queer and feminist porn channels that are online. Interesting.

I don't know. There wasn't even laws in porn, face sitting. Yeah, squirting. Squirting. Female squirting is like, yeah. It's not allowed. So they're trying to ban all that. They've shifted it, so that's kind of...

They're focused on particular acts, which basically affects sort of queer porn a lot more than straight porn. Interesting. Yeah. Interesting. Did not know. Terrible. Terrible. That's a good event.

And also we've got, we're doing a screening on Thursday, the, God, is it the 24th? 23rd. We're doing a screening of an HBO feature called The Trans List, which is, yeah, amazing. Yeah, some great, great documentary about transgender people who are in the public eye, be it sport or media. And we're going to have a panel after we come in. Does that focus on one person in particular? No, it's huge. I mean, Caitlin Jenner has interviewed.

Janet Mark. Janet Mark, thank you, yeah. And we're having a little panel after with some prominent UK trans people. So remind the listeners when Flair is happening again because I feel like obviously we have a lot of listeners that are LGBT and you know sometimes they don't even know that these things are there for them.

Starts next Thursday the 16th of March and it runs to Sunday the 26th of March all at the BFI South Bank and definitely encourage anyone LGBT identified or, you know, friendly allies to come to the BFI. It's such a brilliant time. It's a happening.

Just going back to... I thought it's come myself. Please. I got to be honest. I want to see you there. Club night. You'll know people who are there. I'm sure I will, man.

And to be the typical stereotypical male and really shame myself for one second, I do love a good face sitting. I got to say. So I will be backing you guys. I will be backing you guys fully for that to bring back face sitting. You know, for my own personal reasons.

I have to be. be myself. I can't be myself. For my own personal reasons, I'm backing you guys. Let's keep the face sitting. You're on the front line. I'm on the front line. Occasionally on the back line.

For anyone who's just joined, so we're talking about the series different for girls. Different for girls. And because one of the points that are, what I liked about it was I liked the way that it was in a waist soap style that you have so many different families

that all kind of cross over and everyone's sort of slightly connected but not a bit love actually style. And so I thought that was really clever and it could be you could go on and on and on it's not like closed like a film like obviously Moonlight's very beginning to end. You need to get you a Netflix deal or something

yeah yeah telling you get that big money I'll be watching that that would be great they should be so lucky but Netflix is like they select stuff of course they do that you know my feature films on Netflix but it had nothing to do with me they've just like grabbed it well Netflix is

building an office this year well they're moving to London and they're opening up a London production office to start yeah there's loads as Amazon, there's Hulu, but my point is, I feel like, you know, on that sort of platform as well, you know, making a show, it could be really great and have, like, even bigger audience.

But also, for anyone who isn't, you know, maybe you're an ally or even not, the show is still super accessible. The storylines are still, like, without giving too much ways, like, there's affairs and there's pregnancies and there's, you know, all the sort of normal drama. I don't want to give too much away, but that brother.

Yeah, I know. I'm going to give too much away, but that brother. I don't want that brother. You'll see it in the first episode. You haven't cracked the whole thing. It's not like an exclusive. It's a bit like, and I think Moonlight really paved the way, winning the best pitch of the Oscar.

Like, you don't have, nobody has to be in a group. And hopefully my vision would be in the future that it would be just. Another show. Just another, you know. You guys, forgive me, the festival is important. But in the ideal world, you wouldn't need the festival because it would be inclusive.

It would just. No, no, I agree with you. It feels this year, though, to all of us. the festival's more relevant than ever with everything that's going on politically and around the world but you're absolutely right and i think tv is is leading the way and you know i guess your your show campbell sort of straddles film and tv you're obviously part of the film festival you've put together the feature length but tv is so much more progressive than yeah film film's really conservative about what it shows that's why something like moonlight is

it feels so yeah i think tv online like netflix and amazon are more more adventurous than TV broadcasts. For sure. For sure. Because I think they're still sort of dinosaurish. The guys online can be because essentially people only watch it if they want to watch it. Whereas terrestrial is pushed out broadcast. You know what I mean?

It reminded me in a way of the series Sense 8 on Netflix. Oh yeah. Because I started watching that. Wow. I love that show. Yeah, Sense 8 obviously has all the crazy, you know, sci-fi. that have grown up. But under that with all the relationships and stuff. The Wachowski's right? Yeah

yeah. And that was a way that it was like a normal series and it was like a complete mixture. I was like, some people straight, some people are. These ones are these ones are not. And it was just kind of it didn't really matter. It was just how they're doing. We probably might do an orgy scene for Noel next time. I'm there. That's insane. I'm coming. I'll

come. I'll visit you one set. In the middle of Chiswick. I'll be set that day. I'll be like, why not? I'm not going. I'll be like, don't mind me. Just carry on sit in on the face. Carry on going. No, but that was really encouraging And it made me think that actually there is something One of the main things on Netflix

Which is getting like super super loads of views And they are leading the way as well There were Choskis Yeah, they always did though In terms of gender and race And corporatization, whiteness I mean I think they're quite interesting And their film bound was just amazing

I've seen bound You need to see bound, truly groundbreaking Yeah And even That's a groundbreaking film even with the Matrix before their time I heard a little factoid that the character

Switch which was the Trinity was the lady with the short hair and it was the other lady with the blonde short hair that character was supposed to be called Switch because every time she went into the he she went into the Matrix they would switch gender and Warner Brothers went no no no and cut that from there

but they really wanted to put that in and that was the original that's why she was called Switch and I thought that would have been an amazing concept that you go into the Matrix and you come out of a different gender 15 years ahead of time. It was two heads. Now they would have totally gone for that.

Yeah, totally. We were just saying before that even Disney are putting their first ever gay character in a live action. So it's like, first ever that we know about because there's theories

that Bugs Bunny is gay. He's Warner Bros. He's Warner Bros. That's true. Yeah, Bugs is gay, but I'm cool with Bugsman. Or trans as well. But there are a lot of Disney as well

too. There are so many. queer writers who've written for Disney who ended up talking about inspiration, sort of secret messaging to queer viewers in Disney films as well. True, yeah. It's been there, but not about the time it's coming.

So this is, well, this is super exciting. So all the best of luck with the BFI. And also, it's, for anyone who hasn't, because sometimes I think people can be a bit scared of going to like the big sort of, the CERS on or the BFI going like, oh, well, I'm not that filmy, maybe. But it's so lush there.

It's just really nice place. There's a cafe. like cushiony area and just loads of like-minded film buddy people like there are and also people who are not film buddyish but who just come for the vibe and for the you know the good times really and then enjoy the films do you know what I mean it's not like you have to be a sinist no to be at BFI flare and now it's the same price almost as any other cinema because cinema prices have all gone up to about 15 quid anyway in London so yeah you know you know get down it guys get to the festival get to festival check out our price

are very good. So 10 pound 60 for BFI members, 11 pound 70. I mean I know to say that's very good is privileged because that's still expensive but it's a lot less than that's 17, 19. And you have a special price for people

who are under 25 as well? Oh yeah, that's amazing. It's a really great deal. So basically if you're under 25 you can register as an under 25 year old and you can do that while you're there. You can rock up and any tickets that are unsold on any screening, you can buy for three pounds during the festival.

Three pounds. Guys, get to the festival. And you're on the South Bank, so there's lots to do down there afterwards as well. All the young people get down to me. Yeah, that's brilliant. Great deal. 45 minutes before the screening,

you can just come and just go, I just want to see something tonight, turn up, say what's available, and buy a ticket for three pounds. Boom, great. Well. That is amazing. Thank you so much.

Thank you very much for coming in. Thank you. Thank you very much. All best that, we're going to pop to a song now. I'm going to go for, what should we go for? I'm going to stay in the 70s. Stay in the 70s.

Before I was born, you were alive, though. I'm going to go for Lowe Ryder. I love it. All right. Amazing. That's the name of my next film. Show naked. We should do the show.

Don't you got? So, guys, we should do the show naked. What, one episode? Yeah, but you guys have to be able to. Like, all production, everyone, Facebook Live. I don't know about the Facebook Live bit for that episode, but we should do one show fully. Just to see if it brings an essence.

of casualness to the... Yeah, just fully. Or maybe just be tension, we'd just all be like, oh, yeah, this is a great point out. I think after like a minute no one would care.

It'd just kind of be like... Would you... The guests might care. Maybe the guests have to come in naked. They wouldn't have it, they wouldn't have it. All right, what's cracking? What's cracking?

Right, so we have got our winner this week for our giveaway prize. We've got Connor from Scotland on the line. Let's see if you... Connor, are you with us? Hello, I'm with you. Hi, Connor. Welcome on the show.

How you doing? my man? I'm really good, thank you. How are you doing? Yeah, good. Now, you don't sound Scottish. What's happening up there? No, I speak properly. Excellent. Whereabouts in Scotland are you? I'm from the Highlands, but I'm studying in St Andrews just now. Oh, what are you studying, sir?

Philosophy in English. Philosophy and English. Excellent. Professor, though. Yeah, Professor. Professor Connor. I love that. Well, you have won the signed fistfight poster by Ice Cuban Charlie Day. What? Excellent. Also, I'm so jealous. You've got the Varsty jacket, the snapback, and the duffel bags. So we're going to be sending that out to you.

Amazing. That's a good prize, bro. Have you seen... It's brilliant, thank you. You've seen the film yet? I've not seen it. I would love to. I'm a big Charlie Day fan.

It's coming out. The trailer looks absolutely hilarious. I haven't yet had the pleasure myself. So we're going to get that. We're going to zip that up to Scotland. I'll be honest. I don't think it looks great, but the prize is awesome.

The prize is awesome. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, the prize is awesome. Yeah, well done. You've got that signed by Ice Cube and Charlie. That's awesome. Make sure you take a little, like, snap of yourself and, and like tweet us so we can see.

I will do. I'll share it all over the place. Amazing. All right, thanks a lot, buddy. Thanks so much for getting involved in the show, mate. Thank you. Have a good weekend. What are you up to in the north? I'm actually going to Istanbul tomorrow.

What? What are you doing up there, man? What are you doing there? Just a little holiday for spring break. Fantastic. Who you got, anyone special you're going with? Just my friend. Just a friend.

Friend, yeah? Oh, friend zone. Plotonic friend. Yeah, yeah, I got you, have fun. Spring break. We don't really have that spring break. No, he's got a subotonic in case the actual girlfriend,

and our boyfriend's listening. Oh. I'm with you, brother. We got you. We covered you. Totally. We're covering you, kind of. All right.

Have a brilliant time. Thanks so much for getting involved. Thank you. Thank you. Take care, mate. Cheers, boy. Bye. Brilliant.

Now, if you lost that this week. He was a nice fellow, wasn't he? He was a lovely fellow. Yeah, he was a nice fellow. Don't cry because we're about... Try. Yeah, I. Here comes your mother with those two little guys.

Then me mother looked upset. Tell me. Ha! Lissali in the face and they, in the ass. What tune is that? I don't know. Oh my God. Snoop Dog

and before that by Slick Rick La-da-da-da-di We like to party We don't cause trouble We don't want to know why It's that Anyway, go ahead

I've never felt so white In my life Yeah, I know right So if you If you lost out on that Cool Prize Don't worry We've got another one

Coming up for you What's the prize We have got This so Next week's prize You have to go to our Twitter At Fubar Radio

And just retweet The tweet They're about to put out And you'll be in a chance With winning And then we'll call you. So we're going to enter to win a poster, CD and DVD of Brotherhood, all signed by

Noel. That is a wicked film. I love that movie. That's a great movie. Do you know what? I feel like these prizes could last a lot longer if you gave away like one DVD or one C. I think like people would be happy with a soundtrack. Don't be stingy. You guys are throwing away everything at once. What a grinch. You're like a girl who gives it everything on the first date. Like what's the point? Why don't want to come back? I thought. You know, what's the point? Because everyone loves everything on the first day.

No, me too. That is true. actually I would come back. I would come back. So if you would like to win the signed post and it is a really cool massive poster, it's got Stormsy on it, it's got Noel on it. A girl that looks a bit like me and people think it's me, but it's not me. It's not. But you are in the film.

I am in the film, not on the poster. The CD, which I am on the CD. Yes, you're on the CD. Arnold O-Cheng's on the poster, in the film. Yeah, and the DVD. The DVD's cool because it's got all the extras. So even if you've seen it at the cinema, there's like behind the scenes and there is a director's commentary where you hear me say a lot of outlandish stuff like I do.

This show, yeah. Brilliant. Okay, so if you want to get on that, get onto our Twitter at Fubar Radio. And while you're on the Twitter, we've started a poll just for this show. Just for this show. To see whether or not,

who would, what would you prefer to win? A pair of my underwear or a pair of Knowles? Put it in context. It's for future competitions because we give away so many great prizes. If we ever run out, we said that we would give away our pants.

So I would give away my slick Calvin boxes and Johanna would give away like a little lacy thong. So whose pants would you rather win? Johanaz or mine Now currently, currently, I'm just going to throw it out there Go to the Twitter poll I'm just going to throw it out there currently

I am in the lead with 68% 302% Do these people people want these undies man? You want no smelly boxes What about my little fresh lady? They're like sweet like chocolate Chocolate, poop probably No those are yours

That's yours Right so listening to the show All the way from Wells in Somerset is Luke. He says, Noel, you said you're doing Netflix tonight. I fancy that as well. What should we watch? Oh, that's not from Luke. That's from Sophie. I just mixed it too up. Apologies.

So just a shout out to Luke first from Wells. Big up, Luke. Big up, Luke. Shout out from Wells in Somerset. Yeah, we love you, bro. And Sophie says, Noel, you're watching Netflix tonight. I fancy that what should we watch? You should watch on Netflix. Well, you probably watch Breaking Bad already. I would say you should watch a show called, well, you've been.

probably watch oranges and new black. If you haven't watched either of those two, you should watch those Breaking Bad or Orange and New Black. If you want to watch something new that you might have watched before, I would say put on three episodes and see how you like it, but I think it's great of a show called Jessica Jones. Oh, yes. It's a Marvel show called Jessica Jones.

She's a girl superhero and she's pretty awesome. I would put out that, oh, no, I'm going to rephrase what that says. I would put out. She would. I would recommend there's a series called Love on Netflix. which is by Judd Abdo, who does all the... Apatau. Apatau.

Who does all of the kind of Jonah Hill and Seth Rogen movies. And he's done a really funny series on Netflix. And Series 1 is already on there, but Series 2 has just been released today. So get on the series 1 and you've got like two whole series to binge the entire weekend. Sophie, you have got Jessica Jones. If you haven't watched Orange is the New Black and Brinac and Love. Boom, Sophie. That's your weekend, girl.

And from Penny, we've got, Hey Noel and Johanna, please. I love your films and I'd love to see you in a musical. Can you sing and would you do one, please? Is that from Penny? That's from Penny. Hey Penny, you know that I love you, hey Penny. I can sing, girl, of course I can sing. I would love to do a musical.

Look, I mean, I've actually thought about doing a musical. The problem is, you know, and I can be real here, is the studios in this country trying to get a musical past them. They're not always buying it. It's a bit tough. We have actually tried and, you know, we're thinking about it. Maybe now La La La Land's kind of paved the way for the modern musical. Yeah, I guess, yeah.

Maybe that's a good idea. Thank you, Penny. I might try and set one of those up. And when we do, you will have to remind me on Twitter or Facebook or something that you gave us the idea and we'll get you down to the premiere. Idea by Penny. Can you imagine if Brotherhood was a musical instead? Can you imagine? Hey, your blood.

Your blood. Yeah, can you imagine? That would be brilliant. There was a musical, like, hood film called One Day, a few years back. Oh. Which was pretty good. By Ill manners? No, that's a film called Ill manners.

Ill manners was a Plan B's movie. But it was just kind of musically-ish. Yeah, but there was a, with starring Riz Ahmed, by the way. No, but there was a film called One Day, which was a kind of musicalist, which was a real, like, a bit more hood. And that was a good film, actually. Oh, okay. I think it was from Birmingham, too. Good film, that.

So, maybe, Penny, maybe. And from Marcus, we've got, will you sign your pants if we win. them. Mate, with my cock. Yes. He will sign it with the dick. They will be signed. Which is more than you can ever ask for.

Watch the votes. What a prize. Don't make a face. Don't make a face. For every one of you that makes a face there's about 50 that are like, who! Like voting right now. How dare you? Get out of it.

If you just joined us and you're like, what the flip's going on? Me and Noel, we're putting a poll out on Twitter to see, testing the audience, testing the waters to see who would you prefer? What are cheeks? What are you making faces? Who would you prefer to win pants off?

My pants or Noel's pants So you can go to the Twitter and vote And we're watching, I think it's going to be open for another 20 minutes or so No, it's open for 24 hours Oh, 24 hours! Okay, get in there, guys! Get in there, guys! Okay, wait till I get off the show

And then I'm going to get my little social media reasons on there. She's going to cheat, she's going to cheat. We've got 69 votes right now. Wow, that's a special number. Boom. Okay, brilliant. Let's pop to a song. And we're going to move on with more entertainment news

and I've got some fun film facts coming up. I'm going to go for... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Heads will roll. This is Back Row and Chill. Back Row and Chill with Johanna James and Long Clark on Fubar Radio.

I didn't like that song. You didn't like that one? Terrible. Tell me, guys, if you got time, tell me what you thought of that song. Tell me what you think of the music because I think Johanna's losing it. I think she's losing it in her old age.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is that with Pia Dongley and Glee and many other things I'd like. I think you're losing it I'm not losing it We've heard it We've had a lot of emails in today So if you do want to email the show

We will shout you out It's chill at fubaradio.com It's coming in here It said Would you do a porno guys Or would you get fully naked And show genitals from Mark From Mark

Do you want to go first? Yeah I wouldn't do porno I would get fully naked And show my genitals Because I have Have you? I auditioned for one of your movies, fully naked.

Oh, yeah. With my genitals. Yeah, that's right. Oh, my God. It's burned into my mind now. Yeah, that horror, that horrible sight, seeing her fully nude. Oh, my God, yeah. It's, it haunts me.

Why did you bring that up? I had hit my, hit, I was, you know, I had psychotic. You brought it up now, Mark. Jesus. I've had, like, counseling to forget that. And now I can see that. I know. Oh, my God.

It's like watching the Blair Witch eat a pizza with her ass. It's like the worst thing I could have ever seen. Yeah. No, I'm joking. It was actually wonderful. So Noel was produced, no, yeah. I wasn't directing. You were produced in a movie a couple years back and I got to audition

and I got through to like the third round or something and the third round was we had to... Well, you have to explain the context. The first audition, you're just reading the script and everything. The second one is swimwear or underwear. So again, you're still clothed. And then the third round of auditions was could you do the scene fully naked? Because in the movie she is fully naked

and you're just checking to see whether or not you have actually got the balls to do it. And also probably... can confirm Johanna does not have balls. Not of the physical card. Because it does take, it took massive balls to actually get naked in front of, it wasn't just you, it was a panel of casting directors,

the director. And actually, weirdly, if anyone has got a bit of a fear or phobia of being naked in public, the weird thing is that the power is actually with you, not with the other people. It was so empowering,

standing in front of people naked because they were the ones that couldn't keep high contact with you. And it was very weird. I kept eye contact. I didn't look anywhere I shouldn't have looked. No, yeah, I mean, but... You know, it's so weird, like, we're such good mates. I actually forgot that I have seen you fully naked.

Like, it doesn't even cross my mind when I see you. I haven't seen you naked, I've seen your butt, because your butt comes out and loads of your movies. Loads of movies. Can't help but seeing the butt. It's a character. Oh, but also, I will say... So that, eventually, that job went to our friend,

uh, um, Olivia Chenery. Mm-hmm. Who, much like he was done, like, three or four of our films. Mm-hmm. So that film is called Legacy, and you can find it on iTunes. and it stars a host of people like Franz Drama who's in Legends of Tomorrow

and Olivia Chenery and a few other people quite a good little party movie you guys should check that out if you got a iTunes or Netflix So I have done it as well Mark I've done it on stage I've done it on stage So I did a play many years I've done it a few times in the films

but in terms of actually showing the goodies I did a stage play called talking about men many years ago and we toured the country and I was naked every night Willie out, everything. I recently did probably the most naked filming I've ever done.

I was filming a pilot or a teaser for a pilot and it needed to appear that I was naked so I'm full frontal won't go on screen because it was lit really well on their smoke and stuff but I had to film for the day

in like Tini Rini Nuneu Dung and Pasties, Nipple Pasties. What's that called? It's, I can't actually say what it is. I can't. Search of it. Google. Just Googling that now.

Okay, Google. So there you go, Mark. There's your answer. We have both done it. You know what? The weird thing, Mark, you know, let's take this show back to what it is about films and acting and stuff like that. Is as an actor, obviously, you don't have to do that in every job. But if you're either like to act or you're an actor, and if the right job comes along and the role is right and it's done in a way that isn't just for the sake of it, then that's part of your job, man.

And then you have to decide whether you want to do it or not. And then that is just, that's your own personal decision. Yeah, it's all personal empowerment. So we've got some more... Meg, read that one next one. Meg, okay. Johanna's music is sick. Leave her alone, no.

Yes, Meg. Team Johanna. Meg. Meg. Thank you, Meg. I put a lot of time into picking the songs that I want to play this week. Meg, Meg, Meg, Meg, Meg.

Oh, got another one in from Wendy. It says, I love you two. Would you ever do a love sex kissing scene together? Is that from your mom? Is that from your mom? Is that from your mom? would we ever do I love sex

or kissing scene together we've got lovely chemistry I think we have good chemistry because we're mates we've been mates for a long time I think we've got good like bro chemistry I would do the scene

if it's an acting job sure I'd do the scene I've done scenes like with my mates before I'm good mates of Shinika Warren Marklin who plays my wife and brother and we have quite a racy it actually is a little twingy it's quite a racy scene in brother

and like I can promise you like my you know obviously we're all covered up you guys can't see that we're all covered up up but you know I was dead as a doornail like we're just mates yeah so I would definitely do the scene I think that's what people it's amazing what a finished uh sex scene looks like it is nothing like what it's like on set on set there is a room full probably

about eight guys with like bits of equipment it's still about five people in there yeah there's still um other than just two people um and it is just not that like it's professional there's pressure um it's not quite it's not really sexy at all it's really not but it but you can make it look sexy which is The magic of cinema. But yeah, all right. Yeah, if it was, you know, if it was called Spilberg comes knocking, I'd do a love sex kissing thing movie.

If I was directing it, like, come on, no. Now, I would do that scene, yeah. Yeah, because essentially, Wendy, what it would mean is nothing, really. It would be for the characters and for the scene and then you just go home. Yeah. But thank you. I'm glad we have great chemistry. Thank you.

We've also got some tweets in. Johanna, I love you, I love your Snapchat. Cool. Thank you very much. Yeah, she's cool on Snapchat. If anyone, yeah, if anyone doesn't know, I do a lot of funny shizzle in the week on Snapchat. Yeah, she's quite funny. And says, Johanna, I love your videos with your boyfriend, your jokes.

Are you going to do any with Noel? We have done stuff. Yeah, but we don't really do stuff like that. I just sometimes turn up because I'm there. We haven't done sketches yet. No has prank me before. You can find that on Johanna's Facebook page. We did prank you, really good too.

So, yeah, I mean, I was thinking I should write probably some little sketch of you. Yeah, but I'm not really a sketch. that's a, I'm not a sketchy guy, well I'm not, I'm not, I feel like when I have a, who's that from? That is from Sam. When I have appeared in Johanna stuff, it's because she's just doing stuff and I'm there, like in the background. And like one time she put that weird thing, I looked like a reindeer or something like that,

and I didn't know what she was doing. Yeah, I'm showing him what filters were. Yeah, and I was like, what are you doing? And why am I a reindeer? Whatever it was. And then other times I'm in the background, but I don't know if I would do sketches. I think I'll, because I'm supposed to be like a serious actor. Maybe I wouldn't do them.

One day I'll think of something funny and you can appear in it and I think that we could do some sort of funny. Yeah, I've only put you in three films or two or three so maybe, yeah, you can pay me back. I'll put you in my stuff as well. Oh, thank you so much. Thank you so much. To be fair?

Yes. I was going to say. Yes. To be fair, like the views wise. Well, you think your Snapchat's getting more views on my films? No, not my Snapchat, but like my Facebook sketches can potentially, you know, 87 million views. This girl, man. This girl.

you know, just saying, moving on, right, moving on. Keep it coming, guys. If you want to join in the conversation, we're taking your questions. Anything you want to ask me and Noel? It's at Fubour Radio or Chill at Fubouradio.com if you want to email in. We will shout you out. We're going to shout you up. Meg, like my music.

You do play average music, I've got to say. No, it's not average, man, that's great. Well, before we go to our next song, I'm going to tell you a little bit about what I've been researching. What I've been? What guest? What guest? We're supposed to have a guest. Where is he?

Oh, yeah. I mean, we're going to name a shame. Kristen Hanby, you're supposed to be on the show. You're not here. You're not turned up of you, mate. Great. Thanks. Yeah, fuck you very much, man.

Well, professional. Yeah, cheers for that. But never fear, I've prepared. We've got, what have we got here? Coming up. Coming up. So, let's just go into this little segment here. Right, so what is coming up?

Tom Hanks and Merrill Street. Are they on the show? They're coming up. next week? No, they're not. Can you imagine? They are about to star in a new Spielberg movie called the Pentagon Papers... No, no.

Is it called the Pentagon Papers scandal? I don't know, is it? I don't know. Oh no, it's called The Post. There we go. It's about the Pentagon Papers scandal in 1971. I didn't know what that was, so I had to Google that. And it's all about

in the Washington Post workers, the newspaper, in the Vietnam War, they fought to publish sort of what was going on in the war where everywhere else it was being covered and smoke screened and stuff and so Tom Hanks and Mell Streep are going to step into the real lives of these two men and men and women who really pioneered the Pentagon Papers. Well I mean you might as well just give them the Oscars now. You might as well, you know what I mean?

I mean Mel Street like and Tom Hanks you might as well just give them your Mel Street like she just appears in like her daughter Snapchat's like our best documentary let's give her the Oscar like you know what I mean? the first time Merrill Streep and Spielberg have collapsed. Wow. Which is going to be fun. That's amazing. Fourth time for Mr. Hanks. And also Spielberg is busy, busy bee.

He's also got on the other side of that. He's got two other projects. One is the kidnapping of Edgaro Mortara, which is a young Jewish boy. I think again a real life story. He was forcibly taken in 1958 and secretly baptized and raised as a Christian

and then there was like a big parent struggle to free the son and it goes up to the Pope is going to be played by Mark Rylance. Wow. He loves him now, didn't he? I know, yeah. Spielberg and Mark Rylens. I was going through and I was like, wait, they're, what?

They suddenly have become the best. Mark Rylance is an absolutely tremendous actor. Well, good, because I think Spilberg is a great movie maker, so it's a great marriage there. So, I don't know, I'm not totally buzzed about the sound of that. I'm a big Spielberg fan, but I think it's quite a nichey subject. But both of those sound like he's going for the Oscars. Both of those films sound like that.

But then he's all. also doing this, he's also doing, this gets me buzzing, it's a film called Ready Player One, all right? And it is set in 24, there's an energy crisis. And basically the whole world,

because the world's bit shit, everyone logs online to this online thing called Oasis, which I guess is like a kind of virtual Facebook Instagram platform world. And the creator of the whole thing has died and left an Easter egg.

with three keys pointing the way to the treasure and you basically you win the whole company and like oh I'm going to energy or whatever that sounds pretty cool and I was looking up it so it's called Ready Player One and that's another Spielberg project which I think also has Mike Rylands in it

sounds sort of blade runnerish yeah very blade runnery I love a futuristic dystopian trony kind of thing so super excited about that we've got more we've got more tweets coming in we've got Johanna I think you should direct Nolan something maybe a nice spoof comedy from test yeah I've maybe I should try and do it you

have you started directing um yeah well basically without meaning to I'm just like massive bossy boots and I'm massively pissed I'm massively pissed people off when we go to do sketches I never ever would have thought that you were a bossy boots oh I don't think that no you're not allowed to say bossy I'm sorry yeah you're not allowed to say that anymore you actually can't say bossy boots you have to say you said it I've got leadership skills. You said it. I didn't say it.

I know. I've got to correct myself. Yeah. I have leadership skills. Yeah. So maybe you should say you have overzealous leadership skills. Maybe. Okay.

I mean, I feel bad about it, but I've done it. I kind of, if I'm shooting a sketch, I do have a tendency to sort of jump behind the camera and then jump on the edit and then jump on the... Hey, man, that's how you, that's how you progress, man. That's how I started, you know, getting involved and making films and doing it. So, yeah. Okay, great. Thanks, Tess. That's a good idea.

She's got faith in me. I'm going to, I'm going to write something for Noel and I'm going to direct you in it. Boom, I love it. And we're going to get 20 million views. I love that. So is, oh, okay, from Julian, is Merrill Streep the best actress in the world? And who are your favorite female actors? Mm, Merrill Street.

Well. You see what he did there? This is very interesting, which I love Julian. He didn't say, in the second part of it, he didn't say your favorite actresses. He said your favorite actresses. He said your favorite female actors. And this is a thing that's been happening a lot recently, which is supposed to be the correct way to do it.

There's no longer actors and actresses, really. Yeah. It's like male actors and female actors. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. That's kind of the way forward. You don't say, yeah, actually when someone says, what are you, are you an actress?

I tend to say, I'm an actor. I'm an actor. I'm an actor. Yeah. So that, anyway. Forward thinking, Julian. Well done. Forward thinking.

But for me, I would have to see. say, I mean, I love, I love Viola Davis, but also Jean-Nor Monet, who was, you know, in a lot of the films I love. And then I would say Jennifer Connolly, you have not seen in a while, but Jennifer Connolly is my absolute like, really? Yeah, dude, she was in Labyrinth back in the day when she was a teenager. Back in the day. Oh, she's

and she wants to ask her for a beautiful mind. She's married to. Paul Bettany. Paul Bettany. Yeah, and she was in Recruit for a Dream. Oh, man. Oh, yeah, yeah. You want to see a performance from an actress. You've got to watch Wrecking for a dream. For sure. For sure. My favourite female actors, I love Julia Roberts, I think, is my top.

Oh, yeah? Yeah, I love her. Because she can do comedy. She can. And then she can absolutely nail, like, Aaron Brockovich and do, like, a serious drama. So she's just, for me, like, full on. She can.

Who were your favourite female actors? Who were my favourite? Like, growing up. No, I'm throwing it to those things. Let us know. What do you guys like? Tweet in at Football Radio or email Chill at Fulbar Radio.com. So I think Julia Roberts was way up there for me.

And I think Olivia Coleman is my number one British. Mate, you've seen Bull Church, right? Honestly, I think... Yeah, she's great. When something, like, affects you... Like, when I saw Viola Davis in fences, that affected me. Yeah, that was good.

I was, like, with that woman in that moment. Olivia Coleman's good, man. And then when Olivia Coleman in the final episode of Broadchurch, I was like, I'm with you, woman. So I think they win my. But again, Olivia Coleman nails the comedy. Came from a comedy background. And everyone thinking, oh, yeah, she's great in Peep Show. Yeah, yeah.

Maybe we could put her in this Channel 4 thing. And then she's like, boom. Yeah, she's great. Bafter. I'm like, eight. I know. It's like, share it out now, Olivia. Come on.

Come on. Stop being so brilliant. Just like, let everyone else have a chance. Do you like comedy? She's like the UK, Merrill Street, isn't she? We've got a message. from Ben. He says, Do you like comedy? Who

are your favorite British and American comedians and I think you should try stand-up? Who are you talking to there, Ben? It's talking to you, Jay. Okay. Well, I love comedy, which is why I do most of the week. Silly stuff online and Snapchat and in movies.

And who are your favorite British and American comedians? Amy Schumer's really inspiring. She's funny, yeah. She's inspiring because she's also done the transition of comedians. medium to actor and writes her own stuff and doesn't give a shit and like yeah I'm a bit like perturbed that everyone's on the Amy Schumer bandwagon only because like you know I feel like I own her I know about Amy Schumer so long ago like so long ago you know and was and then was watching her show and blow and even before that when she was just doing stuff and I all of a sudden everyone was like Amy Schumer I'm ashamed of and I'm saying what I'm like yo when I was on Amy Schumer you not I didn't even know who Amy Schumer was do you know so you were the original cool kid You called that one. You called that one.

Do you what I mean? It annoys me a little bit. Yeah. Well, I found Amosuma a while ago on her stand-up on YouTube, and I was just like, oh my God, this woman's really cool. And, yeah, and British comedian. Well, this is the thing. This is one of the very reasons why I started doing comedy online

is because I could not find a British female comedian that I wanted to look up to. Oh, there's loads. There's loads. I couldn't name them, but there's loads. Not on social media in the sense of like, you've got all the social media, you've got the Jack Jones and the dapper laughs and you've got a whole

plethora of males. I love the use of the word plethora. I know, I've been reading my dictionary. And then, yeah, I couldn't find a, I couldn't find a British woman, so I was like, well, I'll take a whack at it. And I really, like, I get really excited when other people sort of join along.

I think you could do well, you know. And I would do stand up, and that is probably the thing, because I've done a bit of film, done a bit of TV, done a bit of theatre, internet the only thing that I've not done and I'm actually pretty scared about would be like would be stand-up

because I think it's apparently It's scared man go for it What have I taught you over the years? It's funny or die, isn't it? Yeah, that's the whole point Exactly The way you get funnier is by dying You know what I mean

And that's the point I've always told you to grab stuff By the balls and go for it I know but I got arrested that time You should have a few more times You should have But look where it's got you I'm like an older brother

Jahana I'm always telling her Do this do that You gotta do this No, I am. And I'm actually starting to write little bits and bobs about what I could do, and I'm going to do with some test to stand up. Yeah, you should test it on, like, test it on me, come and do it in front of me and the other lot.

For sure, because I genuinely like, I like telling stories. And if something funny happens in my life, there's nothing like bedding down in the pub and just being like, oh my God, that's happened, this happened. She doesn't have to be in the pub. She'll just tell you. I will just talk. You to death. Yeah, you should test it because, you know, I'm hard to, I'm hard to laugh.

You are. If I can make you laugh. you can make me laugh, then I think you're onto something. I'll be confident. But I'm going to do it, and I think I'm going to start, I'd like my set to be around the fact that I wear a hearing aid and the fact that I'm hard of hearing, partially death. I bet you guys didn't know that, did you? Did you guys know that factoid? I'm deaf.

She's one of the hottest girls I've ever seen of a hearing aid. Thank you so much. Second to that girl I saw on the tube that one time that inspired a whole movie that I haven't thrown in one yet. One little girl. No, I do. I wear a hearing aid on the daily. and I've had a lot of problems with my ears but the funny side of that is that I've had like so many moments

where it's been actually hilarious being deaf Remember that guy in the airport trying to chat you up? A guy chased me... In New York, in JFK. He chased me through JFK Airport trying to get my number and when he finds... He's like, hey, what the fuck? Are you deaf?

And I was like, yeah, and I showed in my hearing day and he's like, I'm so sorry to my dinner, I'm so sorry. That was quality. So little moments like that in my life that I'm like, I think I should probably tell this story and maybe to a live audience. See, that was funny. For sure.

That was funny. It was funny when you told me. It's still funny now. Okay. We're going to pop to a song and then we're going to come back for some more. I'm enjoying this man.

Fuck these guests at downtown. Fuck them. Oh no. This is our podcast. Fuck it all. This is us. Right. We're going to go for Kanye West.

Can't tell me nothing. I'm angry. Let's do this. Oh, no, ruined it. Rewnd it. Right. We're back. Back growing chill.

We got, oh, this is on point. We were actually discussing this earlier. So John has written in at Fubbar Radio Theater saying, Noon Jahana, What did you make of Samuel L. Jackson cussing black British actors? Because that was on the news this week.

Well, I mean, I just, I don't really want to comment too much. I'm actually going to censor myself in terms of the way I answer this because, you know, I don't usually censor myself, but I don't want to comment too much. I just think that I will say that I think it's a fucking disgrace. And I think it's ridiculous. And, you know, I thought that acting was about talent, really, and it shouldn't really be about where you're from, you know. Nobody complains when American actors are coming over here

being in the Leeds and feel like why was Julia Roberts in Notting Hill when I could have been like any British actress Did he be like? Bridget Jones was played by an American Why is when there's loads of British actors because it's like it's nonsense I don't know why he said it

I'm not a fan of his anyway and I used to be a massive fan of his so I really couldn't give a fuck Yeah I mean I think it's a bit of a it's a shame because so much is progressing in the world of cinema and we're having movies that are breaking sort of taboos that we wouldn't have before and then we sort of like

it's like snakes and ladders, we go back a little bit because it is that element of if you're playing a character, you're playing somebody who is not you so it shouldn't matter who you are because that doesn't matter because you're then blank and you're playing the role. You commented on David, like Sama and stuff like like the actors that got the roles, got the roles

because they were the best actors for the job. And they earned it. And that's what I, and that's what I thought that our job was and it's not me it's not me it's not people who know me and know my dynamic with a lot of these people it's not even about me defending certain people it's just about the fact that

you know anyone any British actor that's doing what they're doing David Eilero Idris Daniel Kalia Lenny James Chu O'Tell they've earned their spot they've earned their spot

they've done the work they've grafted and they've earned their spot and if a black British guy is the number one movie in the box office he's there because he fucking deserves it and for someone to come and be like well any American could do that well they couldn't because if they could they would have got the job yeah for sure and and

yeah it's kind of it's just disappointing I guess it's disappointing what a shame shame on you but you know what I'm glad that all the British brothers and I might not be one of them and I've been and back and I probably won't ever be the one that cracks it but I'm glad that all those guys are cracking it I'm glad they are and

continue putting them out of the guys out of work. Because the young guy that he was mentioning is the lead in the new film Get Out, which is absolutely blowing up the American box office. And it's about to come out over here. And he was in, if everyone hasn't seen him before, he was in

skins, I believe, and he was the lead. He wrote Skins as well. He wrote some of Skins as well. Talented lad. And he absolutely stole the show in one of the first series of Black Mirror. So, you know, his performance in that, was so quiet at the beginning of the episode I thought oh what is this and then

obviously like boomed at the end of it and I went whoa this guy's going to Hollywood like he is amazing and he's there and he's also in Black Panther coming up yeah so he's just absolutely killing it I just wanted to throw this in have you seen this so we're there talking about a musical and here it says Ed Sheeran is looking for unknown actors to star

in a musical film combining the likes of Notting Hill and once boom actually yes this is the 9th of March Ed Shearing is hoping to add one more hyphen to it. It's already multi-hyphen a career by making a film along the lines of Notting Hill mixed with the original music once. Nice. Well, I think we've literally just got an email saying, hey, I've just seen that Ed Shearing wants to make a film and star in it. I'm not sure about this.

Not all singers need to act, cough, cough, Codna. What do you think about this from Petal? So Petal, you literally, I've just seen this as well. So we must be in sync Petal. You and I must be like soulmates or something, because I've just seen this as well. what do I think of it? I mean, honestly, I don't mind. If it's going to be a good film, it's going to be a good film, to be honest.

Yeah. But if he says he wants to have one movie in his career, so, you know, I'm interested in that. You know what, maybe I'll give him a little, I might give him a little call and see what's happening. Well, Ed, he did make an appearance in Bridget Jones. You did. Bridget Jones number three this year and, like, you know, went down well.

But obviously he played himself, played Ed Shearine. So it'd be interesting to see him in there. But then I think he's a really talented guy and seems quite down to worth. Very talented. He took a year off social media, got rid of his phone, just so he could like centre himself and actually put like the work back in. Yeah. And his lyrics are amazing and that's why I think everyone, you know.

I actually don't want. I mean, I'm again, you know, I'm not like certain people saying that people that that rap or sing shouldn't be in films. I've put people in films. Actually, Thomas Bashy is like one of the leaders. in 24, biggest show in the world. Yeah. You know, I put him in films.

Plan B, great artist, I put in films. So I'm not against that sort of stuff. And personally, I look forward to seeing what Ed comes up with. Yeah, I mean, I'm going to stay open, stay neutral. He's got a beautiful voice. And if he can do anything on screen like he does in the studio. I'm going to make a note of this. I'm going to do some emails after this show.

Yeah, you go find his shirin. I'm going to go find him. You go and put me in that movie with that shir and not. I'm producing this shit. Put me in that too. Great. We've got Ben B. Is that like Big Ben?

No. Hey, what's your favorite cheese? What's my favorite cheese? Just to be totally random. I love that, Ben. Cammembear, Ben. Ooh, a nice hot camembert. It doesn't have to be hot, man.

But it's, you know, it's got that hard bit, but then it's soft. Man, a bit of camembert, man. Oh my gosh. Two time. My favorite cheese, my favorite cheese, I don't know. I'm a huge cheese fan. Oh, no, it's got to be that. borsan that like

garlicky, I mean literally your breath honks for the rest Mine doesn't But no mine does And I can eat like I literally I impress my boyfriend with how much cheese I could put away Really?

I nearly had the whole packet of bosson He was like where'd that go? Did you have all that? I was like no No No No No

No No No No he teased me about how much cheese I can Can pack in But yeah So a nice Chezier

Stronger the better Nice wiffy cheese Love that Ben Thank you just to round up our coming out sort of news review Ezra Miller has been cast in the Flash for next year

So I think that's good As the Flash I think I have a problem I have a problem with this With Ezra Miller or the Flash No not Ezra Miller Not Ezra Miller And not the...

Here's the problem You know why Marvel currently have taken over The superhero thing Right? Why they're currently Have taken over something And not just films But on TV

They've got their dare they're Jessica Jones, Luke Cage, Punisher, all those films coming out, right? They'll take it over. Agents are Shul. I'll tell you one reason. Consistency. You know why DC have never managed to be consistent?

You know, the Superman films are never, I'm sorry to say guys and tell me if you think I'm wrong, I'm not, but tell me if you think I'm Superman, the Batman films are, well, the two of the Christopher Nolan ones out of the three were brilliant, and then the third one would pretend it didn't happen. But they're awesome. but you know why DC can never get together? I'm sorry to go on the tangent.

It's because they're not consistent. So they have great TV shows like Arrow and Flash and all that. But the Flash, who plays the Flash in the TV show, is not going to be the Flash in the film. Yeah, so... Superman, who plays Superman in the film is not Superman on the TV show. And that is no consistency, and that's why people get annoyed. Marvel, on the other hand, if you are Spider-Man,

you're Spider-Man. You're Spider-Man. You are Spider-Man. Avengers. You're Spider-Man in this film. In that film, yeah, yeah. And if you ever appeared on Agents of Shield, like if they did say,

oh, you've got to do one episode of Agent's of Shield because it would be the kid that plays Spider-Man. And that consistency makes the fans galvanise. And I think that is a problem between the Marvel films and the DC films. I think it's a problem for me. You cracked it there. Sort it out. Sort your shit out.

All right. And lastly, Emma Stone has been cast as the real-life live-action Cruella in the Disney, New Disney movie that's been announced. Apparently it's going to be... 103 dimensions, was it? No, I don't know whether it. if it's set just before

or just after. It might be... So is she young Cruella? I think it might be young Cruella how Crewella becomes Corolla DeVille. And I think she's going to be amazing at that. Because she's already got that, like, she's pale and got the googly eyes. She's got the googly eyes. I'll tell her that one, I see. Yeah. Now, googly!

Googly Stone! Google Stone. She's cute. So I think that's, you know, after all the Lala and stuff, she can obviously sing and dance and she's Disney's next best move. So I'm excited about Cruella. Because 101 Dalmatians is not one of my favourite Disney's.

Who wants a hundred and one dogs in the house though? That's a lot of shit. Just saying. Honestly. Do you know what I mean? I'm telling you, man. Can you imagine? I am just playing. Right, talking to Ed Sheeran,

because we're saying that Ed Shearin is looking to make a movie. He has just obviously dropped his album and absolutely just kind of rape the music scene right now. He's what? Casual use of the word rape there? All my Spotify, I'm going on the Spotify chart list. And it's like, number one, Ed Shearer, number two, Ed Sheererer, number three,

Edge, like, it's all... Yeah, but there's certain words you probably shouldn't use to describe a... Well, he's taken the music by force, and I'm not... I don't know if I consented to my... That's probably better. Yeah. So we've got...

And obviously, Stormsy is then... I mean, Ed Sheeran and Stormsey have paired up and made a beautiful baby, and so we kind of got... Because Stormsie's the next person who's just taking the world by absolutely storm right now. Yes. Big Mike.

People have got Stormsy fever. Because he's great. He's great. He's super, super great. You're great, storms, you're great. And so they've made Shape of You, obviously, a couple weeks back at the Brits. They came out and everyone went, oh my God. What an amazing interracial musical couple.

Fantastic music, guys. So we're going to play a bit of Edgir and we're going to come back for some movie reviews. It's Back Row and Chill. Back Row and Chill with Johanna James and North Club on Fubour Radio. Yo. What a tune that is, man. That was such a tune. I'm in love with the shape.

I love both of them men. that ginger nut and chocolate cookie. Ginger nut and chocolate cookie. Love them. Would you give them both a go at the same time? I think that'd be too much to handle. That's not an answer though, is it?

No. So I think that's a no. I think I'd politely decline. That lovely offer. I think you're mad. Lucy's in there. Lucy Patterson, everybody. She's back.

Guess who's back? Back here again. We need a little thing. Why don't we have a thing? I don't know what numbers are at any time, but we should have a thing. Guess who's? Yeah.

One of those. Do me one of those. I feel like I need some kind of intro. Yeah. You do you're an intro. I'll put in my time now. Yeah. Yeah.

No. We need to do. Just before we go into our film reviews, we just wanted to remind all our listeners because Fubar, the whole station, we are an official partner of Stand and Calling, which is a festival, comedy music festival that's going on in Hertfordshire.

Sounds awesome. 27th to the 30th of July. I mean, literally, the new. acts that have been announced this week. We've got the editors, Kate Tempice, Katie Tunstall, Idris Elba's going to be doing DJ set. Wow. Dot Brown. There's like crazy amounts of things on this piece paper. It sounds amazing. Why would you not go? And it's only 45 minutes from London, so you know some of the festivals. Whoa, hold on. 45 minutes. What trend I need to get?

It's half for shit. It's actually Kings Cross to Bishop Storford. Yeah. Not far. Okay, guys. Make sure you go down there. Woo-hoo! Yeah, I'll be at home. sets from Faithless Hotchip, Jacks Jones. Wow. I think everyone's going to... This sounds like a good line-up quite close to home. That's good. And it's on my birthday, 30 for the line-offly.

I go to the Isla White Festival every year. So that, to me... But you guys should go. Make sure you go. Yay! Foo-Wah! Festival. I went Allow-Wite last year.

And on the way, it's not too bad because everyone's pumped and you're getting... You don't really notice that you're... The way home is traumatizing. The way home, you've got to wait for the bus, and then you've got to wait for the... Oh, no, I drive. So I literally like dice of death on the way home. A four-day hangover Is there a ferry?

Yeah But you have to get on the ferry Yeah It's my tent for you this year though Big anniversary Are you like I just You just love the mud or what? Like what are you?

Glutton for punishment It's just me and my friends They're just amazing And they do have good lineups It's a good vibe Last year was the Who That was amazing Queen And Queen

And Queen headlined Islander I'm going to be honest with you guys Yeah I'm going to be honest I'm going to make a confession Right now Come on

Okay Like not going to be Pressure I'm making a vision. City boy. I remember I'm a city boy. I've never been to a festival. Ayuruba, shut.

No. Really? Me and mud don't get along. You don't have to do it in the mud. You can go VIP. Yeah, you can go VIP. I've been invited, obviously in the last few years, darling. I've been invited loads of VIP, but I just don't feel,

I just don't feel like I want to go festival. Honestly, it is what you make it, definitely. I'd never been to festivals, and then I worked three last year, and now I was like, whoa. Yeah. I don't do drugs. we don't have to I don't have to

I don't massively drink you don't have to drink you don't even do that really I don't we do I was working because I was I was presenting and I was meeting all the bands and I was filming

every day so I couldn't I couldn't really drink I was like I was on shift but I still had the most amazing time I saw Queen I saw Faithless and there was something about being in a crowd

of like thousands of people to that faithless like I was like this isn't out of body this is crazy and the food's grey and like it's just like the vibe it's a different vibe to any other festival I've been to

definitely especially when you're in London and nobody wants to talk to anyone and then like you've got the everyone's everyone's so friendly it reminded me of like I got there and all the little like tents and stuff I was like oh my gosh it's like the Quidditch World Cup

Harry Potter so great yeah yeah it's just me maybe maybe going on for the day you should go out for the day I don't know what it is I don't know what it is maybe because I was such a like solo

child I don't know I don't know if I could deal with the crowds I don't know if I was so chill I can do a concert though inside. But stand and calling, maybe Stanning calling could be your,

take your vision. Yeah. debut festival. If a partner, they should be getting us tickets anyway. For sure. Yeah.

For sure. VIP tickets. Backstage passes. I mean, yeah, I'm so looking forward to the summer. I'm just so looking forward to having a bit of sun

and like having a hot dog at a festival. Definitely. Give you a hot dog now if you want. Not that can of hot dog. Right, so let's talk about to movies. No, that's for your mama.

Save that for your mama. He hits my mom on like every week. Every week. It's part of the street. show man. They love it. She loves it. She loves it.

So, yeah, movie-wise, what have people seen? What is good and what is not good? Tell us what's happening. This week, I had a couple of gigs, so I didn't have much time to watch. Unbelievable. I know. They were good gigs. One fucking job.

No, I know. But I went to see Fist Fight. Oh, good. Which is the Ice Cube Charlie Day thingy. It's a comedy film. Ice Cube. I was out Charlie Day for a fight at the end of the school day. they're both teachers and it's at the end of year

senior prank day so there's all kinds of crap going on. I must admit, I did laugh out loud quite a few times. It is really stupid and it's full of F-bombs and dick jokes and like it's for some reason I was thinking to myself, why have you made this so offensive

if you've cut out quite a huge audience that you could have had it's only at 15 but if they had toned down on the language and the absolute filthus in it they probably could have made it a 12 and made it a little bit more of a family film. Yeah.

My verdict overall, to be honest, is by the middle of it, I wanted to go asleep. You know, and there was a lull. If they had not had that lull, it would have been all right. But, you know, overall, I probably wouldn't bother going to see it at the cinema,

but watch it if you've not got anything to do for 90 minutes and want to laugh for a while. Or if you like Charlie Doe, he is funny. I think it's going to be one of those Netflix ones, isn't it? It definitely is. And then it'll be like fist fight two, fist fight three. Yeah.

They'll take over, but I'm disappointed in an ice cube a little bit. Because there was a couple of cheapo references in there. One to Friday and another one to, obviously, his NWA heritage. But there's a time and a place and the lines that he said are quite sacred to a lot of people, you know. And it's like he was taking the piss out of it a little bit. And I don't know, I'm disappointed in a lot of year. Did he write this one? Because he does write as well, doesn't he?

No, he didn't. He didn't write it. And you can tell. Because he wrote Friday. day obviously which is just amazing yeah um yeah yeah no I like Charlie day though I love Charlie day yeah he was really good in it

he's just funny just he's just funny in general about what he says the way he talks yeah exactly and it was typical Charlie day like he's not a character actor he just plays himself and yeah it's never not funny I don't know if I find him funny is that sacrily or he's definitely an acquired taste absolutely yeah you're loving what you hate him

want to pick my nose who do you find funny then now who's your who's your funny guy Bernie Mac was funny Oh he was See Bernie Mac was funny He was fun

But then I will laugh at anything So I'm not really that good I'm not really that good I'm sure So yeah okay First fight It's definitely It's got the Netflix

Kind of Sticker on it in it Yeah Well I wanted to see that But maybe I'll wait I would wait I would wait It's I mean

I've got a free path anyway So I just Oh you do the unlimited I do the unlimited You got a pension thing Yeah I'm not that old

Such a chick the Freedom Pass. Such a cheek. Now I have the unlimited card, so it didn't really waste my money, but spending £9 on it, I wouldn't. Cool. Yeah. No have you watched anything?

This week, I haven't watched anything, actually. You know, make films and all that. But, but, but what's interesting, there's a couple of things that have piqued my interest that are coming out. One, coming out on the 10th of March, which is today. Today. It's a film called IT with Pierce Brosnan and Anna Friel. Glad she's back

Yeah Yeah, she's back See Wow yeah We need it We need it We need it We need that

Minion And it's about A guy that works for a firm And then he's hacked And blah blah blah Stuff happens I only interest me Because I audition for it

And so that that looks interesting But to be honest I'm not sure how good it's going to be And then But something that really interests me guys Now this is before A lot of you guys' time And it's kind of gone under the radar

I don't know when the posters are going to start or when everything's going to start and it's coming out on it's coming out in March 24th is Chips Oh I saw the trailer, it looks so funny Shepard and Michael Penya Yeah Now Chips, for those of you don't know

Was a really huge TV show In the 80s A massive, massive TV show About the California Highway Patrol on the motorbikes It was like one of the biggest TV shows in the world at the time And so there you go And Chips is California Highway Highway Highway H, Small

I patrol. And, I'm really looking forward to that. I'm really looking forward to that because I feel like they're going to kind of really make a almost like they do with Star Skina Hutch where you kind of have to make it slightly funny which I think they're doing with Dax and Michael Pena.

But that could be some, that could be like a new 21 Jump Street kind of thing. When I first heard about it, I thought, oh, why are you doing that? Don't do it. But then I saw the trailer and it looks hilarious. Oh, so the trailer of Chips is out, is it? Boom, there you go.

I'm going to look at that. You should look at that, Joe, because actually chips was, Such a big show. Okay, I think don't need to go on the radio, didn't I? There's references to it

in quite a lot of American shows and things. Maybe I'll know the visual of it. I think you probably... The music was like, Dan, dun, da, da, da, da,

yeah. Okay, maybe I, yeah. I think you would. I used to watch, um, the 80s Star Trek when I was very small and I was always at the TV

and I would do the, you know, whenever it was like, do, do, do, that is, that is actually the 90s Star Trek.

Was it? And he was, the next generation with Patrick Stewart playing Jean-Luke Picard. I don't think I understood a word. I just really like this opening of the Yeah, yeah. That was Patrick Stewart when it, when he was young.

Still looked the same though, but he was young. So this week I've been continuing my Netflix and I have watched continue to watch that film series since 8. Still good? Yeah, yeah. And it's like, it's more, once you get over

that first hump of the first episode because there's so many characters that there's eight of these characters that they have to establish eight different lives in eight different countries so once you've just kind of got them all down and you're like boom boom boom know who you all are and now it's acknowledged you don't know what it's about it's I do I do but it's still on my watch list

I haven't actually started it's on my list now that first episode is kind of like it's just an overwhelming amount of characters to kind of get a head around I audition for that as well did you? I did for some reason I know that I don't stalk you but I do know that for some reason maybe you told me I don't know because Freeman is in it who I was from Dr Who and also

Melamine was in it who was from Kidahood. Oh yeah he's great in it really great. I'm not sure if it was the same part that I auditioned for but I definitely went for a part of that. Yeah no he's brilliant in that. So now it's getting really interesting and now they're starting to these eight complete strangers on different

sides of the globe are connected telepathically suddenly and they are now not just a one, they are a wee and they can choose to sort of feel each other's thoughts and they can also sort of swap with each as well so if they need to certain has a skill so for example a guy was about to get beaten up in a

Nigerian sort of street gang he can't fight but one of the girls who lived in Japan is a cage fighter so they swapped bodies and she took down all the men and it was all like yeah kick out that's episode one is it um I think that's the second episode but um so I've continued with it I'm glad I did because it is good but you have to be awake I did try and do it when I was like tired bedtime now yeah you got you got a kind of you know it's one to sit down have dinner watch it um and then thing that I watched because I missed it at the time was the thin red line the movie yeah good fun

such a cast in that yeah I know I just sat there going oh it's you with you with you with you it's you with you I know it's you is Woody Houslin and it's you and John Cusack my beloved it's almost like every major does you know that well probably because I do stalk him on Twitter I do it all the time

I've got no shame like major sort of 90s cast guy who was worth his salt definitely got a little rolling. And it was amazing and I just watched the whole thing going like,

no. It's so long but you don't realize do you because you get so engrossed to it. You're down in the well not the trenches. It's set in World War II but in Japan.

And they're fighting the Japs and it's on, so it's a different terrain. They're fighting the Japanese. The Japanese. Yeah. That's what they call them. That's what they call them.

I'm speaking film lobes. Yeah. Yeah. That's what they call them. Film lingo. But yeah. So that's what they're, it's all about. It's in the sort of Japanese hills, which is like...

And it's good. And also what I realized was different to filmmaking nowadays is that they didn't show... There's one part where a grenade goes off and the guy gets sort of half blown up, but they didn't show it. Like, they implied it, and it was all on his face. And everyone was reacting to obviously this horrific,

but they didn't have to do the... Maybe they... Well, they probably could have back then as well, but maybe that was the filmmaker's style. He just didn't want him. I just felt they didn't goop on it. It was like... Well, that's...

That's good. They didn't need to. Good film though. So if people do want to watch a war film but maybe they're not into sort of like limbs falling off then... Watch the thin red line on Netflix. I actually didn't realise it was on there.

So it's like a classic, a VHS review and I was really effective but I was like, oh, it's great. We've got a little, with an email in from Adam who says, Ooi, would you like to come to Canada and make some films? I live here and got great baseball teams,

aquariums and a Starbucks. And I've heard it's cheaper to film here than in the US. Well, thanks for the invite, Adam. Yeah, it adds, man. Look, so I was actually in Toronto Film Festival last year. Yeah. And you might not know this, Adam, but actually all of my immediate family, as in all my aunts and my grandmother, well, she just died,

but my grandmother, they're all in Canada and all in Toronto. Yeah. So I've been there loads of times, and I would absolutely, I would absolutely love to make a film there because you have great tax credits, which means that when I spend a pound, I get another extra like 33 pence on top of that for free. So I would definitely love to make a film in Canada, so I might just do that. Yeah. And I was like part Canadian.

I used to live in Canada. I know, eh? I'm Canadian, eh? That's good, that's good. I used to live in Canada when I was very tiny. I've actually never been. In Toronto, I live there. Oh my God, you've never been there. I've literally spent like two years of my life there

if I add up all the like six week, six week and Christmases and... I have friends and friends that live there, so really I should take advantage of that. You've got to go to Vancouver. All of Canada's great, but obviously the main cities, I guess people know about like lay people like us would be like, you know,

Vancouver is your Montreal is very different. Toronto, you've got to go to Canada. Nice. I'll do. For sure. Go blue. I've actually got, in fact, in fact, Adam, I have a Blue Jays hat on right to now.

Wow. You do, actually. Yes, you do. He's in there. I'm Canadian, bitch. We're just going to pop to one more song and then we can come into land for the show. So I'm going to, I've been having my 70s themes. I'm going to still stick to with Blow and Black Betty, by the way.

I have a good choice. Better, Ben there. But we're back in. I'm not sure if I was digging that. I think the first 30 seconds of that. is like hype and you're just like this is amazing. I do tune out, I must admit it. And then I tuned up.

Oh, okay. Well, there's going to be one pooper. One pooper for every great. So we were just having a little discussion because I've been doing some research this week on actors who have nearly died on set. Jeez. Who are you trying to kill, man?

No, I just, if anyone does, like, we're trying to avoid these things. Behind the scenes, facts and stuff. YouTube is amazing. They've got so many channels like film mojo and looper. It's like YouTube channels that have these amazing and they do top 10 this and that.

Amazing. And this was top 10 actors and he died on set. So just thought I'd like, you know, educate everyone. Exactly. On this like promising note. Yeah. So obviously Jackie Chan, he's well known for his actually doing his own stunts and stuff. But in one film in particular, Armour of God,

he jumped from a 16 foot tree and he's supposed to try and land on a wall. And he missed and he fell and he cracked his skull. And it actually pushed a little bit. of his skull into his brain and they had to fill the hole with plastic so ever since then he's got a tiny little little bit of plastic hole filler he totally deserved his Oscar then

didn't he really? Bachel! His honourable Oscar! Exactly! Second one was Isla Fisher in Now You See Me Shut up. There's a scene where she's supposed to be in a tank of water in the chains and whatever and she actually got stuck but nobody realised

because she was acting She was acting, she was like man, she's good but she was genuinely got stuck and She drowned in. And so they, luckily she actually managed to release herself and whatever, but she did really nearly die

and then from then on they had to have like non-acting code, you know. Because otherwise they're just going, yeah, this is brilliant. She was like, oh. They should have had a safe signal with hands or anything before and anyway. They should have put that in.

Stupid. Kate Winsler in Titanic. There's a big scene where the water gushes them like through the Titanic and her coat got caught under a gate and pulled her under. So there was this big hullabal about her drowning and she

felt like she was going to drown but James Cameron has always said no no no I've nearly drowned many times She's overreacting But then we're like, why have you nearly drowned that many times James? Jamie Alexander who was like the hot girl in Thor 2

She tripped in heels and she fell down steps and she chipped 11 vertebra and knocked out her left shoulder slipped a spinal disc and tore a rhomboid Which I don't know what that is But it sounds painful It's so much than in your back I think

Somebody tell us what a wrong boy I should know that I used to be a personal trainer But she She took a month off and then came back to filming She shipped 11 vertebrae And only took a month off Be careful on heels ladies tonight So she's fell falling backwards

Yeah Michael J. Fox In Back to the Future 3 there's a scene where he's hung by a noose and he was really hung and he passed out and they had to stop and then what were they thinking? Yeah.

I know. Where's the safety? Where's the safety honest? He's not in the 80s. In the 80s. In the 80s. And Jason Statham in the Expendables 3 the brakes failed on his truck

and he ended up the truck went into the Black Sea and he is alive because he is an experienced diver. So he knew. Lucky for him then. Exactly. He knew what to do and that helped him get out.

and swim to safety but if he didn't really know how to hold the breath and stay calm underwater he might not might not have him anymore and he's about to be a daddy oh yeah oh that's sweet um and so yeah that was my list of uh people who nearly died man that's that was lovely thanks for that and all that positive very informative though to her know what's the uh on that positive what are the weekend plans guys the week end plans um film tv relay yeah i'm what i'm gonna be trying to i'm want to go see logan because i did didn't get to go. Please do it.

So I'm going to... You have to get in that in. So good. Yeah. That is a shame. Yeah, it's not a kiddie one, is it? No. But it's good.

I'm going to go see Logan and I'm going to be... I'm filming some more stuff for YouTube and Facebook. I'm editing more comedy... And I'm going to write that comedy, Noel that you're going to be in. Great.

I'm going to write and direct a comedy sketch with Noel Clark. Good one. Great. Been decided. What are you doing? Me? I am going to...

I'm doing a lot of writing, obviously. I'm doing a lot of writing. of reading scripts. I've got so much scripts to read. And then, get me with my mic. A lot of scripts to read. I'll be watching a lot of Netflix, obviously. When I have time and after the kids are in bed, and I guess

playing a lot of Pokemon with kids. Good choice. You say with the kids, but really, you just... I love it. I got it with me, man. I love it, but, you know. Yeah. Is that Pokemon Go? No, no. Pokemon Go. I'm a legit. I'm an OG. Pokemon Son. They are releasing Harry Potter Go. I think the world's about to go

mental. They're going to do it. They're going to do it. same company, I think so they're going to do a Marauders map version. Oh, wow. Wow. It's like, I solemnly swear I'm up to no good. Excellent. I'll even jump in on that one. Yeah. For sure.

So what are you doing? What do you want to say? I think I'm going to start since 8 this weekend. Yeah. And also, I need to catch up on the Walking Dead because it was just boring the life out of me, so I just stopped. I've committed for so long though. I can't not do it. Oh, sorry, what were you saying?

Exactly. That's what happens. Orange is the new black season four. It's almost back to its own quality I haven't even watched season three yet Oh, there's so much to do So yeah, no plans apart from watching All kinds of Netflix

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