Back Row and Chill with Jahannah James and Noel Clarke - Stay Home Special Series - Episode 3 - Wall of Comedy, WWE and Pussy Riot

Episode Date: September 12, 2016

Teej fills in for Noel Clarke this week and The Wall Of Comedy guys get involved with the epic Beanboozled Movie Challenge questions too! Jahannah and Noel also went to the WWE Live Event at the O2 so we also found out what happened there when they caught up with the awesome Big Show! And we heard some honest film reviews from Lucy Patterson too!

This is a Fubar Radio podcast. Go to Fubaradio.com for more details. Grow and chill with Johanna James and Noel Clark on Fubar Radio. Hello people. Hello. Hello. Good Friday. Good Friday. Good Friday. Good Friday afternoon evening. It's not good, good Friday, but it's a good Friday. It is a good Friday. It's all right.

Right. It's Johanna James. And this week... We have T.J. in the building. Yes, Tijworld himself. So I'm filling in for Noel Clark. As he's in Toronto Film Festival Yeah, Noel's, he's gone off to Toronto Film Festival Because Brotherhood has got into the festival Which is amazing Go on Noel, get in Get into that film festival

Tell Drake I said hello And we're going to try and call him later We're going to try and do like a lie If technology will bless us But I ain't got credit No don't worry, use my phone babe, so on Sweet But we're going to call Noel

We're going to see what's going on in Toronto Film Festival What's going on over there But there is a time difference I think it's the morning for him I don't know. It doesn't matter. But today's show, what have we got on? We've got a really good pack show for you guys today.

I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm so excited. We have Mandaum on the Wall, the Wall of Comedy Boys. Hey, them boys are funny. Do you know who they are? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They sit on the wall and then bust jokes and they sit on the, yeah, very funny boys.

Very funny. They've just been commissioned, they've got a movie on the way, and they've been commissioned a BBC Comedy Sketch Show. Oh, brilliant. On BBC 3? BBC 3. Oh, sick. Get in boys.

Get in boys. So we're going to get them in in about 20 minutes. Brilliant. And what else we got? We've got a Pussy Riot. Do you know who they are? Oh my gosh. They're then protesting Russian girls.

They're like a bit funny. I thought when I first saw them, I thought they were like a comedy group. But then afterwards, afterwards I realized they're like quite serious and stuff. No, they are, yeah, very serious. The Russian protesters, I actually went this week. And they've got a new show on at Soho Theatre in London. Really? Yeah.

And I went to, it's like a kind of. of, you know, arty theatre type show. Is it immersive theatre? Like, they draw you out and that? No, no, no. You do just watch it. But I went to record an interview

with them, with Maria from Pussy Riot. And also, I went, this week, me and Noel, went to WWE, the live wrestling at the O2. What? I know, you were, well gel. But me, we got exclusive access backstage and we got to interview

the big show. The actual big show? Yeah, like the seven-foot wrestler. Shut up. No. Where? And so we're going to be playing two clips from our, like, exclusive interview with the big show. I can't believe that. You get well in there with them wrestlers.

You met the rock one time as well, didn't you? I've interviewed the rock this year as well. I'm making my way through the wrestling. That's what I'm saying? Get in. WWE. Would you ever wrestle? I would love to wrestle, mate.

What would be your wrestling name? I've actually thought this through. Go on then. I would be jester. As in, like, a jester. A bit like Harley Quinn style. Oh, I get you. I'd be all up on the ropes and acrobatics and stuff.

Yeah. I like it, I like it, I like it, I like it. What about you? So it eats a lot. Sorry, you just sit on, you eat people. My special move would be like bringing out food and then like just a big, you know, like they have table ladders and chairs where they have like chicken chips and pies or something like that matches and stuff like that.

He's throwing a pie! Oh my gosh! He's on the top rock with a big fat chicken wig! Yeah, exactly. Stuff like that. Well, also, guys, anyone listening, we want to get you involved. If you've got any questions for Wall of Comedy, for TJ, for myself, and then just tweet us in, tweet at Fubar Radio, or you can email in the studio at chill at Fubaradio.com. That's right.

And then also, please, please, please make sure you get download the app. They've also got an app. You can listen to it on www.wbaradio.com as well. And you can catch the Instagram as well. So follow, follow, follow, guys, and like. Between us. Let's just get like, double tap. Double tap us.

Tap, tap, tap, tap. Tap out, wrestling. Tap out. She's on form today, guys. I'm on form. And also, T. I just want to mention to everybody because you have some acting chops in you.

You're an actor. Yeah, I do a bit of acting in my spare time. So what did you start off in your acting career? What have you been on? Because I think a couple people might recognise you. I started off in the children's program on CBBC. It's a children's sitcom. What was it?

What was it called? It was called Kaching. Oh, boy. I can see this becoming a running theme. I'm going to rinse it every time. Let me just say, was in Kaching. I can't believe you've actually got a button for that. I used to watch Kiching when I was a kid. I loved it.

I was a lot fatter then. So you are a CBBC. Child Star, CBBC. Yeah, yeah. It was fun times. It was good. I never do how good I had it until I started working for other people. And you're like, oh, that's not going to mention no channel. This ain't the BBC. This ain't no CBC no more. We any cares of no more, Toto. Which is cool. Oh, also, something to look forward to today. have got a film reviewer called Lucy coming in

and for the last section of the show we're going to be reviewing a lot of the films that are out this week or just about to come out. We've been doing our homework and we're going to just let you know what we think of them, what you should be going and seeing at the cinema. We're going to be reviewing war dogs lights out, Bridget Jones's baby and Ben Hur. Ben Hur and and sausage

party. Yes. Yeah I actually didn't get to go and see sausage party. Don't worry, I did all the scene for you, Johanna. Did you? Did you have a sausage party? Oh, hey, hey. Love it. No, it's good. There's a good selection of films coming out right now. And I think that the autumn is kind of the best time to go to the cinema because you don't, you know.

Yeah, it's starting to chill. It's getting a bit cooler. You'll go back row and chill, ain't you? You're like, no, I'm saying. You are, like, plug in this show so well, baby. You know what I'm saying? That back row, guys, it's that time. That row.

That's it. I think you should get some slow jams. You know, like, just before, get the extra early, play some slow jams in the back, proper get into it. Also I was thinking as it is getting into the autumn or into winter soon as well maybe like the top three cinemas to go

to go yeah where should we go yeah I was thinking about I think I've looked at a few I've been to a few as well I recommend the Curzon Cinema Curzon which the Soho one is really really really nice also I recommend the electric

there's a few in London and there's The Birmingham one as well. One in Brixton? Is that electric? I think there might be. Oh, that's the Ritzie, actually. The one I went to was in Shortwich, which was really, really, really nice.

So basically, you only go to all the hipster cinemas. Is that what you're saying? No, no. I'm just saying, like, if you want to do it nice, you know what I'm saying? But my favourite, yeah, is Studio 5 in Steckney Green. You have to go down there. Like, they've got, like, a sofa for two, so you can curl up, you can get a blanket.

You got a foot store. You can throw your jacket in there. I kicked off my shoes. My feet was stinking out of the theatre. Do you take a date? No, it's by myself, isn't it? I'm back rowing chilling by myself. It's cool.

That's all right. No judging. You can chill yourself. That's right. That's cool. I was hugging the sofa like, yeah. Well, I'm super pumped. So yeah, make sure that you email in, tweet us in.

It's going to be a really fun show today, guys. I'm pumped. It's Friday night. Yeah. Nearly. Have you got plans for later? I do. What?

I can't tell you. Oh, no plans. Sink of you. Yeah. I'm going to go back row and chill by myself. Back row and chill by myself. Back row. on my own sofa.

Well, I've just heard that the Wall of Comedy Boys have arrived in the building. Yes! We're going to go and say hi to them. And we're going to pop on a song. In the meantime, we'll be right back on Back Row and Chill. And this song, oh, okay, this song, the reason why I'm playing this song today is actually from the Bridget Jones' baby soundtrack. But... Yeah.

So it opens the film for Bridget Jones's Baby. It's very funny. But it's also within another film... Mrs. Doubtfire. Was it? Classic. Can you guess what it is? No, I can't, yeah. All right, I'll just say for you.

It's such a pumper. Let's get Friday started. Okay. Oh! Yeah? Is that, um... Is it anti-up? No? No, it's jumping around. How's a pay!

Johanna James and Noel Clark on Fibar Radio. Hey, guys, we're back. Did you jump around? Yes, I did. We were actually... Very much so. Bopping around in the studio. Jumping, jumping.

Right, guys, we have in the studio. today we have got two members of the mandam on the wall. Third one is on the way. He's flying down. So welcome, guys, welcome. Thanks for having us. So if you'd like to introduce which one's which. Okay, so this voice that you can hear now is Javan, Javan Wade.

And this voice, the slender and fine one, is D. Carty. Also the lying one. Clearly. Like it, I like it. That's brilliant. And you guys, yeah, you guys are members of Waller-Conwell, Mandom on the wall and also wall of comedy. If you could explain to the listeners in case they're not sort of educated.

Cool. In case they live in a hole. Yeah, literally an internet free hole. I'll take mannum, you take wall comedy. Cool, so Manum on the Wall is an online series about three characters, failure, played by myself. Younger Baker, played by Dee and Younger Baby Tiny Winy, played by Purcell. And it's about three, what do you want to call them, hoodlums, hood rats.

Something like that. Who basically sit on the wall every single day and just kind of tell stories about their everyday life. and we started that about five years ago. Wow. About 30 million views deep. Wow. Yeah, man, we're heading out.

Was it YouTube or was it? It was YouTube, but it ended up on the telly as well. The characters ended up on a show called Youngers. Okay. Yeah, yeah. So you've played those characters in that program? Yeah, so they just sucked our characters, man. Yeah, yeah.

Nicked them, man. Well, at least they didn't get someone else to play views in that bro. Yeah, that could have been deep. So where is the wall actually? based let's get some insight info where is geographical location or where they meant to be from are they meant to be from here they're they're they're you know what yeah generally speaking the characters are not really from a specific place they're just kind of generic we try to keep it as generic as possible but in terms of rule terms of rule we're

all from south in it so where is the actual wall the actual wall the first wall is in the borough of lucium yeah i'm from brooklyn oh wow yeah that's nice inside info. Indeed. It should be like in like one of those tour guide books. They should put a plaque on the wall. Yeah, it should be. Do you know what I'm saying?

Like tour to South London. Okay, yeah. I want commission if people start paying. I want beef eaters standing by the wall and stuff like that as well. No, because it's like the Great Wall of China and then you've got the wall. The Great Wall of the Man. Exactly what I'm thinking they can both be seen from space. Exactly.

Yeah, and the Wall of Comedy. That's like a comedy platform. It's huge on Facebook I love that I love it guys Please please please go and watch Comedy if you are born or unhappy You broke up with your misses

Or you're just coming from a funeral Go and cheer yourself up Or you're just at home high That's like 70% of our audience Yeah Ston's scrolling You get yourself into a hole But yeah sorry go on

Yeah no so it's just a comedy platform It hosts a wide range of comedy talent Online It's got millions of views what's it on now? It's on 2.5 million likes, a.k. followers, and between 2 to 300 million views per month.

And so, do you guys manage, like, are you managing the page or do you just put content on the page? Like, how do you... It's a business now? It's a business. It's a... Yeah, it's kind of a big deal now, Joanna, it's kind of a similar to a big deal.

It's huge. Is it turned into that Facebook? It's just... There's not just a Zockelberg. There's a... Yeah, there's a bunch of... Yeah. I love that.

There's a bunch of, I'm trying to think of an acronym for a wall of a company. Yeah, it's a team, yeah. A squad. There's a bunch of bricks which create that wall. Yes. Texas. There you go.

Texas analogy, I like that. Yes, yes. So yeah, we have a full team who, you know, work with us and help us to run a page. And, yeah, we were just, we didn't really do much. We just kind of came up with it. Nice. Have you just got an office now?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You do, man, yeah. You know, you know, like do you're gonna expand it and do like um they do on facebook they've got um i think the facebook office on the google offices they've got like table tennis and that's what you want man yeah you got stuff yeah can i come down and jam all that we ain't got that stuff yet we ain't got that stuff yet we're gonna do that we're gonna do let me know i want to come around and play in it yeah we're gonna come around and get whooped yeah what a table tennis yeah broff i swear in a past life i was

chinese but did you go but did you go youth club though exactly i went huge club yeah i went i taught youth clubs where the rubber was peeled off. The back, yeah. I went to youth club in depth. I used to have to play with my hand, bro. Oh, okay. You know them way they're like back hands with a real back hand. Okay, so you never reach foot levels, yeah?

No, no, no, no, no. DJ, you still go over your hand, come on. Okay, right, we've got the third member. Hey! Introduce yourself, sir. Yo, what's going on? It's Penguin here, from the Wall of Comedy. Percy is also a name

He meant pussy old but he's going to roughed fast You know, that's a swear on this man Yeah It's Fubar, do you know what Fubar stands for? What is this? How do you say it? Have a guess.

What's your acronym? Bitch? All right. All right. All right. It stands for Fucked beyond all recognition. It was actually...

It is really sort of mad like that. Look at the logo. guess what that is. That's a middle finger. That is a middle finger. This is the best station ever. That's what I'm saying. The fubar.

Oh my God. So food bar, do I get a chair? Do I get a chair? Yeah, we will find you a chair. We sold it. Oh, you sold the chair? Yeah, I'm going to get one for you. Okay.

Just a little chair. So, guys, as well as doing YouTube and Facebook and all this stuff, I hear that you actually have a actual movie coming out in the production line as well. Indeed, we do. Yes, we do. Like an actual movie. actual movie, like an actual film.

Is it the same characters? Or is it? No, completely different characters. The film is called The Weekend movie and it's about a group of friends. They find, well, this group of friends specifically are not really used to kind of being in money and being popular or having any attention, really.

And they find... Yeah, yeah, you know, that's the good thing about being an actor. You can play as far away. That's far. That's that. Complete optic, polar opposite. And yeah, these characters find 100 grand. and their lives change over a weekend. But whose money was that?

Watch it and find out. Santa Claus. Maybe. I'm just putting a guess. It could be. The two fairy. Did they spend it all? Or they try and spend it all.

They don't save it. Open up an ICSA. Think about going to an investment banker. None of that. You know, stock shares. See, the messaging of films nowadays needs to change. I like it should. It should.

You know, the whole coding of films nowadays is just all wrong. It is. Oh, well. Well, if you're young and you're young and you found the 100 grand you are not going to invest no shares, I know that so it sounds like a really fun movie

guys, I cannot wait to see it Did you write it or was it? No, we didn't write it We had great input in it and you know, a lot of flexibility and the trust of the director and of the writers Which, yeah, so...

Who directed it? It was directed by Sheridan Myers and it was, the story was by Cojo. We got Cojo, big up Cojo and Sheridan. Cojo and comedian. That was so passionate. Yeah, yeah, me on Coyo, Harry.

enunciate, do enumciate on the radio I love that It sounds real fun So were you allowed to Adlib Some of the line Because you know

Like some people Quite precious You know Especially Kojo being a comedian He will have His timing Like bang on and stuff like that So are you allowed to play

With the script in any way Or was he like No That's not where the laugh comes Yeah You know Do you know it is Like when you're funny

I was a straight up diva I'm just straight out diva Oh snap Have been Foodbub sense for honesty. Yeah. They just said, you know, you guys are funny.

So there was a lot of trust, to be honest. It could have been different, you know what I mean? Yeah. Kojo was like, look, the reason why we wanted you guys to make these characters because we want to bring your flavour to these characters and that meant, you know, us being in our input

and, you know, making what was funny, funnier. Yes. And you have to understand, Cojo's a comedic genius. Yeah, man. You know, so when we were at work, you know, very often, you'd see shock in his eyes.

Because he was witnessing magic every time. Magic. I like you. I like you. You're David Blaine up in the room. Look at you. He's like David Blaine. This is Houdini.

Yeah. I like that. I like that. I like that. That's cool. So guys, I just want to remind you if you want any questions answered,

then just tweet us in at Foodbar Radio or email chill at Fulbar Radio. And we will shout you out and get your questions answered. You guys are going to be sticking around. We've got some games and some challenges because if you come on my show, it gets a little bit mercy.

Sit, yeah. And she's got a real dark game. lined up for you's lot, boys. We're waiting for it. We're waiting for it. So we're going to pop a song on and we're going to get ready, get everyone seated. We might need spit buckets. That's what I'm going to say. And sit buckets.

Maybe, maybe. So we'll be back right after this gorgeous song by Jess Glynn, which is also on the Bridget Jones Baby soundtrack. Oh, I like the film. Standing in a crowd of rum Put your arms around me, tell me everything. Grand Chill with

Joanna James and Noel Clark on Fubar Radio. Yeah, we're back. Yeah, yeah. Back in studio. If you've just joined us, it's Johanna James. And this week, we've got... T.J. Yes, Tewald himself in the building.

Filling in for Noel Clark. And, yeah, you're being modest, aren't you there? Yeah. Yeah, I'm saying... Ayu by shotgun. Hey! Hey! Hey, no.

Yeah, but, Johanna, you know, I was in Kachin. Oh, you... Oh, you... Yeah, all right, all right, all right. And we are joined by the Wall of... comedy boys. Hello? Hey, just want to say hey again.

Yo, yeah, yeah. I didn't know if that was a done though. Yo, yo, yo, me a friend. Yeah, yeah. No, no, no. Right, so I'd like to play a game. Oh, boy. With you, boy.

I don't think this is a game. I'm seeing water and buckets in front of me. Yeah, we've got sick buckets. You can watch it on Facebook live now, guys. So if you have a computer or a phone, please log into Facebook Live. Log in Facebook Live and watch us do this in the studio. Let's sit buckets to the ready. What we're going to do.

we're going to play is we're going to play movie trivia, oh no, wait, wait, this is the name of the game. Movies! Yes! That's nice. Right. So basically, I've got myself, well, not myself, I've got all of us, a movie quiz.

I'm going to ask each individual questions. And if you get it wrong, if you get it right, then you pass, well done, ten points. If you get it wrong, you're going to have to try a bean, boozeal bean, which, if anyone doesn't know what they are, what is it? They're jelly beans that are either a gorgeous,

flavour or a disgusting flavour. That's why we got the sick buckets. Some of them tastes like dick. Yeah, literally. They've got a mouldy dick, I think, is on there or caramel corn. That's for you, they'd be in it. So what are somebody deep through it? He said for you.

What are some of the horrible flavours out of interest? So right, so let's have a look. So you've either got coconut or spoilt milk. Spilt milk. Buttered popcorn or rot a leg. Peach or vomit. Oh gosh. Juicy pear or bugger. Tootie fruity or stinky socks

Strawberry banana smoothie Or dead fish Berry blueberry Or toothpaste That's not too much Chocolate pudding Canned dog food Oh gosh

Caramacorn Maldi cheese Slash Dick And lime and lawn clippings Alright You miss that one one thing there Doceana We're not going to eat them Because we're going to get them all right

Oh my gosh So how is it working Is this our team And that's your team Yeah yeah yeah Should we do team and team Team and team there. Team and team.

No, because he's shit. Dang, dang. He's really. Oh, man. Team divide you're bad. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Divide and conco. Guys, I just opened this packet

and I got a woof and vomit. Okay, let's get in there. Let's get in there. Oh, I just realized I can't play because I made the questions up. Oh, so I've got back in for the whole team. But to make it fair, when someone takes a bean,

I'm going to take a bean too. I'm going to ride with me. You're going to write with me. You could ask you your question, you could ask me. Yeah, yeah. How about we do that? Okay.

We come up for a question. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's cool. You know, we can improvise on this show. Can we, like, confer, like, with each other, like, you know. And, you know. T-J's clinging onto that bin. God, I've got this suit bucket to the ready.

I see the fear in your eyes, bro. Okay, right, guys. The first round is movie quotes. So I'm going to say a movie quote. Yes. And if you can get it right, then you're, then you're saved. Can I just say, can we have a buzzer? Can we have a buzzer sound for us?

So, like, we can be like, bing-bong! Oh, well, then you have to be. You're all Bing Bong and use our No but isn't it just back and forth? Is it back and forth? Because Johanna knows those questions So we're going to hear about some BOWBOW BOWB!

Next round, next round But you can make a bing bong noise if you want basically Oh well, just fine Okay, so the first question to your team is I think we're going to need a bigger boat What film is that from? I think we're going to need a bigger boat I think we're going to need a bigger boat

Are you going to give us like any voice to help us out a little bit or is it I don't... I think we're gonna need a bigger boat. There's a clue, isn't? There's a bear boat movies. Exactly, exactly. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.

I think we're gonna need a bigger boat. Don't give them a fucking clue. Dill-Lin, no, no, no. George! Oh, fatigued answer is Jules, okay. Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, so I'll hit you up. Oh shit, okay, go on there. Alright, man, man, them.

On this spot, come up with a question for Joanna. Okay, um... All right. Anything. Movie related would be great, but if not, whatever. What is the release date of the weekend movie? Dove, do you? If I guess, like, in the right month, do I get that right?

Yeah, yeah, of course, course. In the right month? Yeah. Now, that's too open. I think I said that before we got in air. Oh. Don't know if I did it. You didn't.

You didn't. Yeah, dude. You did it. I'm guessing. She just knows. I'm predicting. I don't know. Go on, I believe in you.

That it's going to come out. Where are we now, Bruce? I'm thinking April. So wrong. I say February. So wrong. No, no, when I said February? I meant like, I meant October.

Oh my God, when's it coming out? Oh, guys, I'm sorry. You got it wrong. When's it coming out? Sweetie. When's it coming out, though? No, no, tell us. October?

I just said that October. No, you said it after your first go. No. Shit, TJ, we got to do it. We got to play. Okay, I call. Let me watch this, I want to make sure you not chew on that. Okay, okay, okay.

We've got the cameras are here. The cameras are here. So, I'm taking, I'm taking this one. Oh, Jesus. Okay. This is either, this is either strawberry banana smoothie or dead fish. And mine's either two paste or blueberry. Oh man, okay.

One, two, three, go. Oh, I dropped it. What are you doing, man? What is it? You got blueberry? No. It's two paste, you. Where is it?

Can you put it? Can you punch the bucket? Water in there. I actually hate fish, no, no dead ones. Oh! It's actually taste like dead ones. I can't swallow it. I can't swallow it.

This is a common problem. Fix, fix, fix, spit. Hey! That's what she said. That was not... Right, mate, next one. Okay. That was toothpaste, by the way, but now I feel like I'm ready for a lip-in.

My mother is so fresh. Mate, that was the most disgusting thing I've ever eaten. Okay. Do I get points as I swallowed that? Right. Yeah. Question number two. She's swallowed.

I'm king of the world. I'm king of the world. You can't just repeat it back. We need to know what he is. Titanic. You're lying king of Saturday, isn't it? Yeah. Tell you what, you can ask a question to him,

because he don't know these. So you can ask a movie question to CJ. Come then. I'm a bad. If anyone's just joined us, we're playing my movie quiz challenge with bean-boozled, disgusting jelly beans. Trust me.

The movie goods on my side. No, do you know, I've got a question. I've got a question. It can't be like what's your shoe size because me and you don't share a bed and like, come and make it sound to my own. A shoe one, yeah? All right, cool. A shoe one. What colour were the slippers in the original Wizard of Oz? Ruby.

Red in it? Ruby Red. Is that your third and final answer? Wait, this is a trick question. Wait, which slippers? I'm going to repeat the question, and that's all I'm going to do. Okay, go on. What colour were the slippers in the original Wizard of Oz? Ruby slippers, come on. Everybody knows this thing.

That's what I said, Ruby. You mean, she originally had black shoes on? How? Brown shoes. No, I've seen the old school movie yet. You're just saying the remake. In the original Wizard of Oz. I've seen it.

Silver, guys. How? Silver. Shut up, no way. Silver. Alright, DJ through the big. I didn't know that. Oh mate, I got like another one.

Man's got to eat a sweet. Look, I want... I want video evidence. Man's got to eat a sweet. Okay. Man's got to eat the sweet. This is either... Oh mate, I just know this is going to be a bad one again.

So this one is either... Oh my god, this one doesn't look. What's this one? What's this one? Yeah, same here. Really? Yeah, same one. Three, two, one, go.

Any nice ones in there? I just had dead them. Look. I actually might like guys on my radio. I'm sure there's any good ones in there? Well done you. Right, right. I'm giving you a bloody hard question now.

Go on. And you guys are going to get it. Okay, hold on. Right. Okay. In Hunger Games, which district was the character Thresh from? Thresh.

Thresh? Was Thresh? Isn't that like a condition? No, not thrush, guys. It's not a yeast infection, if a character. He's called... What district? Come on, you got 12 districts. Come on, 12 districts.

Yeah, but I'm saying was that a main, main character? Stop asking questions and start answering. He was in it. All right. Um... What, what... What? No, no, no, no, no.

Do we don't get a clue? We gave you a clue, we gave you a clues. We gave you a clue. We don't get no clues. Look, start answering. Come on, man. You got... I'll go for a guess.

How many were there? 12 12 11 is that going to be your you know you guys gonna I trust my brother are you are you googling underneath the table no what okay the answer actually is oh oh yeah I'm fucking 11 what what yeah okay oh yeah okay oh yeah how did you know that I was I was so scared I didn't know that one so yeah yeah something's going on here he was 11 he's from the black dog I was so scared The black, is there a district called? Well, it's not officially called, though.

Oh, he's a black guy? Yeah. Done. If you said he was the black guy, I would have known. But you did know anyway. But you did know. I didn't know. I just guessed it.

Okay, fine, okay, fine. All right, it's our turn. Yeah, it's your turn. Do you want to ask? If you got one or do you want to take one of my questions? We got one. Go on. Go on.

I have a butcher's. Move your questions. I have a butcher's. God, I actually. You know all of these questions. But no, I won't answer. He's going to have to answer on behalf of me. She's just riding and dying with me.

Literally. Ride together, bay, died together bay. Bonnie and Clyde. Nah. I feel like he's going to know that, isn't it? You can't do that, girl. I got one, but I don't know the answer to it, but you might because you've seen it. Okay.

Yeah? So let's see. If it's not, then we just... Oh, do you know what? I feel sick. I feel actually... You can't just... You know, just...

Very sick right now. I trust me. Do you know that? Have we got a question? Yeah, got one. Go on then. Final round. What?

What is the name of the animated character? Yes. That Kevin Hart plays. Yes. In pets. In what? In pets. You see pets?

The name of the character? It's a rabbit. What's the name of that rabbit? But I have my mind to even... The rabbit, yeah? If we guess the first letter of his name. The thing is, at least I knew it was a rabbit, though. You can sit down from the trailer, but you've got a seat down.

the film to know what it is. But when's the film at? It's a film that. It's a film that. Come on guys. We just got to take a- 10. Yeah, but it's not a DVD

so I ain't seen it. 10. Okay, I'm getting forward. Gary. Hold on, hold on. Why don't you go to cinema? Yeah. Support your industry.

Support my industry. Do you know how much money Kevin Niles got he sold out the bloody stadium in bloody thingy? Yeah. And that's because people are supporting the industry.

All right, all right. All right. I do you don't want to tell. I don't want me to say what? Yeah. Yeah. No, no, no. She's so Gary.

Gary, is that your final answer? No. It's a rabbit, right? Come on. Ten seconds, guys. Terence. Ten. Nine, eight, seven,

Fluffy. Six. Five, four, Bugs Bunny, heart. Three, hearty. Two, Roger. Gary.

Gary. What was it? Snowball. Unlacking. Come on. I'm lacking. I didn't know that. Another one.

I'm shaking it. You smart. I didn't know. I didn't say it. You lawyer. Does that get out? Are we ready? Got the smell of these things, right?

Okay. You like I just deep throat and bare little... Yeah. It's a bit nuts. So my one is either... It's either buttered popcorn or rotten egg. Oh my God.

Rought her an egg. What's your... Yours is booger or juicy pear? That one does look like a booger though. Booger or pear. He's just eating some boogers in a pot. Okay. Ready?

Guys. We're going to... go for then. Running one, two, three. Go. It's pear flavor. This is why I got pear because really

your question was too hard. What about me? Were you saying that? We got 50% right. Right, okay, guys, I'm gonna give you, give me back my book. Take your book. I'm doing one more question for you guys.

That's disgusting. Okay. Because you just keep coming with phrases. You need to switch it up. Right, in, um, Right, what's the hardest one on here? My hardest one? What is the last

Shrek movie called? Yes. The last Shrek movie? The last one. The last one. And you know there's some sub ones as well that got rid of Netflix So what was the very final stress? So you've got to know them ones.

But they matter. The last one. How many is there? So there's been Shrek one, there's been Shrek one. We're not helping you. We're not helping you. We're not helping you. We're not asking questions when you're meant to be answering questions.

Okay. Have a think. Look at this dress. I've never seen so much It's beats and sweat in my eyes. I bet it's fun of the ones where it's like The Rise of the Donkey or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

But it's part of the front fantasy. It should have died. It should have died on. What was the name of the last Shrek movie called? I don't even know how many there are. Well, that's not my fault. You should have gone to the cinema. You should have gone to the cinema.

You should have gone to the cinema. Animated, it's not really my... I don't know. Yeah, but I'm proud of not to know. Take a guess. If you get an audition, for the next trek film, would you say yes? Would I say yes?

Depends on the role. Depends on the script. Go get out of it. I'm a thoughtful actor. I look at the work I've doing that. I like you. Okay. Go on, an answer.

Go on. I would like to be a gingerbread man, though. I think it's something to do with a dragon. Okay, we'll take a guess. I haven't to give you guys. Is it unleashed a dragon? That pussy and boots? You're going to go for dragon?

Unleashed a dragon. Right, okay. Ready? Got five. Consolidate you on five, four. free. This is intense. This is the final round

of the movie challenge quiz with all of comedy. I really want them to eat a disgusting jelly bean. Yes, we have these beans. What are they called for those of you just locked in? Bean boozeal.

Bean, booze or beans. So some of them are really disgusting. Right, I've given you more than five challenges. Okay, go, go, go. No, my sister watched it, fam. Go on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You should know, because you always know

in the little ones, man. Don't let your sister watch it. You watched it. Go, what did you go. All right, frilling tales. No. The last Shrek film, which was number four, is called Shrek the last chapter.

Should have known that. What kind of... What kind of... Take your bean. Start eating up. Gentlemen... I think you should eat two each. Gentlemen, take your bean.

Because it's the last one. Take a bean. No. No. Yes. Ask the listeners, yeah? Frilling tales. Asked on the back.

It might have been a great film, but it weren't the last one. Yes. Let me get it. He's not going to let me eat one of these. little stupid ones. God, let me three of those.

What's the blue one potentially? Right, so give me your colours. So the blue one is either very blue or toothpaste. Yeah. That's either... I think that's either

juicy pair or bugger. Okay, so Dee's got juicy pair of booger. I'll be eating bogeys in a part. Okay, go on, go on. He's got a... What's his end? Is it bogey doing? Look at his face.

It just kicked in. Oh, God. Fuck over. As first you liked it. Oh wow. Oh, was it that bad? It's a lot. Sorry, we've got to say one.

All right, go on. Okay. All right. What have you got? What have you got? Mmm. Is it? I like how everyone doubts their own taste buds

for the first five seconds. Like, what is the... Two-paces is quite nice, though. I think it's a nice thing in it. Ready for a lipsin, in it? Yeah, man. It's a good in it. It's just a good in it.

I think we're going to end to the game. That bad? Horrible. Okay. So, what do we, we won like four? Was that four points to us today? You definitely won. Four one.

You guys definitely won. We need to... Up our movie reference knowledge. Exactly. We just need to hang out with you because all the... Yeah, because we support our industry. Yeah, you should.

Oh, it's just... No, we need to hang out with you because you just tailored them to yourself. Oh, gosh. Let me know what you see you say. Well played. Thank you. That was good.

Right. I think we're going to pop over just a bit of music. And then afterwards, we are going to play the first half of my interview this week, mine and Noel's interview, with the big show, WWE. Oh wow, I'm so looking forward to this, guys.

It was such a jeez, amazing. Please, please remember, you can log in. On the Twitter, our Instagrams, we're on the Snapchat's, we're on everything. So yeah, food by reading, radio, everything. There you go. Which is cool. We will be back after this song.

I'm going to play Ellie Golding's new song, Stay Fallin for you. Again, I'm just sticking. From Bridget Jones's, baby. That sounds like, it was amazing. Oh, okay. We'll be back after the break, guys. Brilliant.

Whoa! And chill with Johanna James on Fubar Radio. We're back, after all that madness. I've had a gum for some relief after all that disgusting sweeties. I think the dog food was the worst. You should give them to kids, actually. That would be hilarious. Yes.

Be like, sugar's bad for you kids. No, that boogie one was the worst. I don't even think that that's what it was. No, the worst one was canned dog food. Can dog food. But my friend who actually used to eat cat food. Like genuinely she buy a pack of cat food and like just eat it. Where were it from?

Yeah, that's weird. Lewisham. Lewisham? Yeah. Why did she just buy a pot noodle? Like real cheap chicken. Oh man. How can it be?

That's mad. I mean, why did she just get a pot noodle? I'm sorry it's cheaper and nice. Did she season it or? Probably the same thing. No, she just went. Did she heat it up? No, she just went full in.

I remember walking back from school. Sally, man. Actually name and shame her. She was called Daisy Smith and she ate. Oh, Johanna. She ate cat food, man. Why? Is there reason?

She just like. Were she pregnant? No. But she's one of those people that like raw anchovies and crap like that. Because we can't need. I mean, I know if you broke, you know, in times are hard, you know, but I mean, you can buy a pot noodle. What's wrong with that?

Pretty sure it's the same thing, a pot noodle and cat food, right? No, one's for human consumption. One's for animal consumption. Just packaged it with me. I'm definitely not having your cooking if you think that's right. Everyone round of mine. Are any of you guys fans of WWE? Yes.

You don't realize. You don't know what man did to the rock. Yeah, come one. You ain't seen it online? What's that what happened? We interviewed the rock. We need to get the time. They interviewed the rock and I interviewed the rock.

We like did opposing. What did you do? I was the first ever person to, it doesn't matter the rock. No, like. Are you sure? Yes. Get the video up.

Let's get the video. I'm sure the first person to do it. I'm sure you probably gets it done it. Really? Did you say that? Where can people find that? that video if they want to see you interviewing The Rock and tell you. You can grab that on www. www.com

forward slash the wall of comedy. Nice. I'm definitely going to go check that out. I interviewed The Rock and Kevin Hart for that film and I tried to high-five Kevin and he literally left me hanging. It was the most embarrassing moment of my life. I saw that. It was very embarrassing. I literally went. Was it on purpose or he did it or by Estand?

But on purpose. I literally went, hi-ha-ha-five, high-five guys. And they just literally went, no, we're not going to do that. And you only got your arm raised, like some kind of crazy German thing. That's quite embarrassing, man. It's very awkward. It's just like, Kevin. So, yeah, next time I see you, Kevin. He didn't rate you.

No. But, anyway, me and Noel are massive fans of WWE. We go, for years, we've gone to all the roars and smat down. Oh, brilliant. I love a real thing. So we were super excited this week. They had like a random, it wasn't a roar. It wasn't even live.

It was live, but not live on TV. They had like a random WWU show at the O2. Oh, wow. So we went down and we got some time to go backstage and chill out with a couple of peeps. And we met up with the big show. The big show. The big show.

He's the big show. Classic wrestler, classic. I know. He's been wrestling since like... Forever. 909. That's mad. And he don't look no older.

He's... No, and he's so... He must have started when he was 15. He's so lovely. What are you guys laughing over there? What is what? Stop tickling him. each other. They're just fondling each other over there.

Keep at it. See yourself, boys. No, we're not you teach. We're not, we're not you, though. That's why they put me on the table. So I don't fondle the land on the wall. Get out of it. So, yeah, we met the big show and we,

and Noel was like, fan girl in. It was great to see that. Oh, God, man. And yeah, he was such a nice guy and really funny. And we, I think he really liked us, because instead of going in and asking the normal interview questions, like, How much do you eat? How much do you bench press?

We were asking stuff like about his movie roles and what he wants to play. Oh, cool. So I've got a little clip from what we did. I'm going to play it for you guys now. Brilliant, brilliant. All right. And, yeah, such a nice guy, Paul White. So we'll play this now and we'll come back for some more funny games in the studio.

Back row and chill with Johanna James and Noel Clark on Fubar Radio. It's Hannah James, Noel Clark for Fulbar Radio. By the way, did you know I'm number two in the box office right now? You love to do that horn. Give me high five. If I was number two in the box office, I'd chew my horn too. I wanted to start. Well, I'll let the lady start.

I'll let the lady start. What do you want to start with? Now it's in your lap, so it better be a good question. I'm an Aquarius. I like long walks on the beach. That's a damn lie because I don't like to walk anywhere. Well, I want to know what your next movie project is. It's funny.

I'm represented by APA on L.A. Jeff Wichess. Me too. Okay. Fantastic. Another one. So Jeff's, my agent. We've done some stuff.

I've done a couple of readings from Marvel. I don't know if I look anything like the characters, but getting into that Marvel family, you've got to get introduced to them. You know, the more read you do for more casting directors, the more they get to know you, the more they get to learn you. It's hard because right away you're typecasted. They look at you and, oh, you're a big, intimidating guy. Yeah, but also I can throw down.

I can act. So you've got to find the right opportunity. I have a TV series that may be come up this fall that I'm really excited about. There'd be a good opportunity for me. And we're just considering some other projects and seeing what's going on. You know, it's a lot of your talent,

and it's a lot of who you know and how you meet them and how you get to know them because they're going to take a risk on you because you've got to figure it's a business venture. They're taking a risk on you to pull this character off and enhance this script or enhance this character. You know, and there's so many great actors out there

that are applying for the same job. It's a toss-up. Is it something that a lot of the WW superstars are glad about now where you have not only WW Studios with Michael Luisi, but you have the fact that a lot of the stars like the rock and Stone Cold earlier and now John and yourself and are crossing over into movies? I think who's really transcend that for us has been rock?

Because I remember 20 years ago, nobody would talk to you in Hollywood. They just wouldn't do it because you were a wrestler that even wanted to do with it, and rightly so. Yeah. There was only very few, wasn't it? There was very few, but they weren't, you know, weren't getting involved in any really big projects. You know what I mean?

Most of the projects that the guys did back then were they had friends and producers that produced a movie for them to do, you know. The difference is now is Rock has really gone out there and paved the way for us and showing our work ethic, our willingness to work with other people, our commitment, which is ingrained by us. I don't think people understand unless you've been around WWW and been backstage and seen the work level that our talent's capable of. We have done that.

You know what I mean? look at guys like Ms. Okay, now Ms. is a smart ass on TV, but Ms. is one of the hardest working guys you'll ever meet. Very dedicated, very friendly, never complains about anything. You strap a dump truck to his back and tell him to walk at three blocks. He'd be like, okay, and he'll go do it. That's the kind of work attitude that you know in Hollywood is very important. You need to get along with your co-stars, your fellow actors, your director, be respectful,

show up on time and work hard, know your lines. Our guys are going to do that. You see the success that Batista has had in Guardians of the Galaxy. Yeah, amazing. Batista knocked it out of the park. I mean, just, and, you know, Dave was one of those guys that, you know, made a difficult transition where he was really popular at the time. He was one of the top heels we have, but he felt in his gut, I need to make this transition now. And Dave did it.

So, yeah, he started with a couple of small films, and then, you know, he did well-in-os, and he had a home run with guardians. Yeah. So when those kind of guys are proven, proven entities that deliver, you're going to look in the same pawn maybe for another potential and it makes it easier to take a risk. Yeah. So that's the border I'm in now. Yeah, I've been the big show for 20. something years, that's cool. But now I need to go in, sit down, meet with these people, let them know that I'm a human being, that, you know, I've got experiences. I can give you A to Z,

then find the right part they're willing to take a risk on, because it's a risk in an investment. I don't know if you, I don't know if you notice this, you know, but I'm black. Okay, so someone talk to me about this because I wasn't aware of this. Yeah, right, I know, right? Anyway. You are all right? Yeah, dude. Something even more shocking. She's a woman. What? Really?

Yeah. Actually, I got to be honest, I knew that right away. My point being, how do you guys, and WW is great at it, but how do you guys, and what sort of advice do you give to people that have differences? Oh, diversity? I think anybody that's different that brings a uniqueness. We're all unique our own way, whether we're black, white, short, tall, fat skinny. I guess I'm saying, how do we teach children to embrace that, do you think? We all are different.

And you have to embrace your differences, embrace your gifts. You know what I mean? If anyone puts a limb on you and says you can't do something, you're the one that's making a mistake by listening to them. If you want to be a W.W.E superstar, there's opportunities here for you to be a superstar. If you want to be part of this program, there's opportunities for everyone. It doesn't matter if you're gay or lesbian. It doesn't matter of ethnicity. We are actively recruiting all over the world from China, Japan, South Africa, Australia, Europe.

We want diversity because we're a worldwide product. We want diverse. Diversity makes things better. If you have all carbon copy the same thing, it becomes very stale. Is life stale? Life's not stale. Diversity is what all the little chemicals and the neurons,

electronics, everything bouncing off each other. That's what makes things happen because everything's unique and diverse and that's what makes the magic happen. And you know, the more diversity you have, the more energy you have flowing, the better the project is. I think it's good for people, because you guys have your don't be a bully, be a star campaign.

And I think it's good for listeners and people to hear you say that because obviously that we know everyone is different, but I think sometimes young people have a hard time. Well, another thing too is part of the Be a Star program, they have, you know, guidelines and building their chapters. But one thing when I talk to the kids about how important it is for them, hey, if somebody's being bullied, step up and how contact a respected adult, a teacher. The other thing is, too, is a lot of things we overlook in those bully situations is, yes, the kid being bullied is a victim. but also the child doing the bullying is really crying for help. How many times we know those situations that a bully is really crying for help? There's something going on somewhere. Whatever it is, this kid is emotionally acting out because something is troubling that child.

Because that's not natural human behavior. If anything, we're about pulling together and fighting for the underdog and rising above. We've fought disease and famine and thousands of years of evolution to get to where we are. So if something's against the norm and there's this bully, then what's going on this kid's life, what's happening this kid's life. So by telling, you're not getting the bully in trouble. In all actual situations, you're helping the bully find out what's wrong. And if you get it early enough, maybe you can correct this young man's path or young woman's path.

And they go on to a better professional existence. I wanted to ask me a little bit behind the scenes because we've come backstage. I am not walking around in my underwear. It's not happening. Damn it. No, no. Perfect. We often come back after a show.

We watch a show. With Mr. Sean Salman. And then we luckily get to come back and meet you guys. But we were, like, amazed. We're like, it feels just like a film set back here. You've got roadies and everyone's half in costume and, like, the familyness that I can sense. Yeah, it is that way. Are there any kind of, like, back behind the scenes, stories or anything?

People ask me all the time. It says, oh, do you really like so-and-so? Do you really hate so-and-so? It's like any other job. Do you like everybody you work with? No. But you're professional and you do your job. But I would say all of us mainly, yeah, there are going to be heated rivals here and

there because we're all competitive. That's going to happen naturally. We're competitive individuals. But when you spend the amount of time that we spend together four or five days a week, 290 days a year all over the world, you got a family. You're going to know when, you know, so-and-so's mad or boyfriend, she's not having a good day or, you know. So I find with a brother or sister. Yeah, you know, I mean, you know, you, you know, it's weird because you can tell when people are having troubles and maybe they need a hug or maybe they need to talk or maybe they need to be left alone. And you learn to, and most all of us are really good. I'm sure you guys are the same way

being actors. Your therapy is your work. So when you get into your work, it's your cleansing. It's you might be upset, angry, pissed off, sad, depressed, but once you get into your performance, afterwards, you're like, okay, I'm good. And I think that's what all of us we function well at is we're able to take our frustrations, our stresses, and we get to release that energy, in a positive way out there in our performance. And I'm not talking about yelling or screaming, but just even the fact of performing in front of the fans and giving them that match or that segment,

that's the awesome feeling that you can't trade for anything. I mean, people talk about skydiving. I've never skydived. I'm not insane. I'm not falling out of a perfect good airplane for nothing. It's not happening. Tom Cruise, hanging on the side of an airplane. Good for him.

I don't have the balls to do it. Not happening. I'm with you, man. How many black people you see get killed by sharks? No. We don't do that shit. How many drive you without Everest? None.

Because we ain't climbing mountains in the cold. Okay, wait. What was the, what was, no, no, L.L. Kuljay stabbed the shark in the eye. Yeah, he lived. Back row and chill with Joanna James and Noel on Fubal Radio. So that was, mine and Noel's interview. That was amazing.

That was a well, gel. Phenomenal. That's part one. Yeah. We got part two, because this guy, like, he, like, wanted to talk. Yeah. We were in there for half an hour with him. It was good.

That's amazing. actually sweetie and funny as well and when I stood up I was like he is like literally seven foot I'm a tall girl I'm 5'9 and I fit right under his beard Is he really is that too tall for you? What seven foot? Yeah like for a guy come chapsed I could wear

mega heels because that's the thing most guys are too small No no no we're talking about Is it too tall? Oh is it too tall Is it too tall? That's what no asked me as well Guys it's just a big you would have been a better joke Is it too big? Is it too big? Is it too big? Is it really? Is it really? Yeah a bit big. It's all right He's so mean

He's the mean one of the bunch Isn't he? Which one, Dean? Who, Dean? No. Just to correct the Fubar Twitter, this is D not Dean, but we're going to forever call him Dean now from the Wall of Comedy.

Let's not. Yes. Right, guys, we're going to be talking about films, because this is Background and Chill, talking about films. Backro and Chill with the Mandem on the Wall Boys. So you guys are all actors You guys are into films

What would be your sort of favourite Favorite film? What would your favourite film? Favorite film? Different favourite films For different films It depends on what kind of vibe Different genres

Is it Netflix and Chill? Is it you with demand them? Is it you want to want something To inspire you to be the greatest actor you can be? Come on man Let me home it in then Let me hear it They've got chick flicks here

They've got a new thing they call Guy Cries Okay so what's your best guy cry? What's a guy cry? Something that makes demand them cry, like a chick flick, but it's demanding. Okay. For me, it was pursuit of happiness. Oh, okay.

Okay, that's... Wait a toilet with a son. Oh God! I'm willing it up! And what about you? What about you? Yeah, I'd have to say the same. She'll have happiness, yeah.

I really like pretty woman. That's your guy cry? Yeah. Where's a shut up button? What? Ayuruba shot, Tom. Yeah, no, I like that, you. I like that, you.

I like that. Yeah, I'd have to say the same, you know. See you having this. Actually, there's a new film out. Will Smith's doing... Yes, I'm sorry, with... Helen Mirren, Kate Winslet. No, no, no, sorry, scrap that.

Sorry, £7. £7. £7 £0. Oh, that's true. £7 £0. Johanna, is it okay... Is that the one where Wolf Smith pays a Kenyan? No.

That's seven quid. No, it's cool. It's the new... film is called, because Will Smith, he can pull out a guy I cry. And this might be another guy I cry. It's called Collateral Beauty. And it's Will Smith, Kate Winslet, Helen Mirren, Kira

Knightley. And it's about a guy, played by Will Smith who he meets death, love and time. And he writes letters to them. Say that again, he meets who? He writes letters. To death, love and time. And he puts them in the postbox, like you would to Santa Claus. That is a sick concept. And then death, like the character, death,

turns up. Helen Mirren plays death. Kira Knightley plays love and some other guy, I don't know, plays time. Time. Oh my gosh, I'm a bad. And he's having conversations with all of them. I was like, what's looks like? Because those are the three things that all humans have in common. So he's got like an autism or is it, because it was very random.

Did you just laugh at the word? Dee. Dee, why are you laughing, brother? Are you laughing at special. My brother's autistic. I like, no. I like the signs of this film. I really like the signs of this film.

I mean, is it a serious film? Is it more like Christmas Carol? Is it like a new take on Christmas Carol, not? But more serious. But more serious than that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I liked it. I thought it was really cool.

The trailer was good. I got a chat. Yeah, it's called collateral beauty. Google it. Mm-hmm. It's very good. Potential guy, crap. I'm looking for that one.

I only saw half though, because my internet card out. I'm right through, right. Hey that subscription, boy, made that subscription. You can't even YouTube a jam. You can't even Netflix to chill. You can't even.

YouTube is jam no no back row and Joe no nothing bro. Just Dry Palmer and me. Try Palmer and me. That's all you got to be doing. Is anyone else got any movies that they're looking forward to? That they're coming out. Guys, go ahead, please. What are you going forward to say?

I haven't really looked at trailers recently, but I could tell you films that we have seen. All right, go on. I think you enjoyed? Nah, nah. You feel about the ones that we didn't enjoy. That's better, isn't it? Yeah, honest review.

Come on then. This is going to be a stinger. Yeah. All right. Recently walked out of Bourne. Didn't like it. The Jason Bourne film. Is that because he's not.

Oh, yeah, I know. She's on it. I'm just about to say, oh, Johanna, high five. Hey, he is such a jeep. High five. Oh, you know that even Kevin Harted in. No, she has good reason. She has good vision.

I'm deaf in one in. She has to see your lips. So allow her. I have to see you. You weren't barring me. No. Actually, you. You've got the headphones on so you weren't powering me.

No, I just... You're not out of all, though. We're not friends. I just can't hear you. Guys, you're sitting on my left. I can't hear out my left here. Oh, hell no. I'm never going to say,

hell no. We got our own ones. We don't need your stupid buttons. But you got talent. You walked out of a board film. You walked out. Yeah, yeah, I did. Of the premiere or of the...

No, no. The premiere? I don't assume you went to the premiere, no. I mean, if that's... I don't really live that claim. Yeah, yeah. You know what? Do you know what I walked out of recently?

What did you walk out? I walked out of sausage party. No! Should I tell you why? No, I don't you like. I'll tell you why. Because I went to the premiere, yeah? Yeah.

And it was in Leicester Square, yeah? At a view cinema and it was a power cut. So I had no choice back to walk out. I was going to say. A power cut in West game. 15 minutes in, I still haven't seen it. You know what they should have done? Paid their subscription.

Yeah. That's just embarrassing, isn't it? Love it. Oh, boy. Okay. Yeah. I mean, yeah, like truly rubbish, awful films, which is probably 75% of what's on Netflix.

If you've done that, you're going through and you're just like, I don't know what this film is, what is this? It matters. Oh, but I did come across something here because I started running out of stuff, and I watched Cockney v. Zombies. Cockneys versus Zombies. Oh, yeah. It was quite alright.

It made me chuckle, you know. Is Danny Dyer in that? No, Bashie's in it? What? Bash. He's in Brotherhood? What's it? Yeah, Bashie.

You know the rapper? Yeah, yeah, who's he played, though? He plays a madman, like, he used to be like an ex-army guy, yeah, and then he's the one who's got the guns in all the lockup and that, yeah, and it's like this old people's home, and it's quite a good acting cast, like, it's stupid, but, you know, like, just for a little bit of ban on? Yeah, yeah, it's like, movie 47 or time, that's just like...

Yeah, we're just bare random stories, that's good. You're telling me that they just... They got money just to splash out. Trust me, British films? There's comedic talent out there. Instagram who need funding. This is the problem that we have people. But I found it, it made me chuckle, so yeah, I recommend it.

Do you give it a gold star? Yeah, I gave it free. I gave me free. I'm going to check it out still. So you gave it. Yep. Yeah. You're informed today, Janama.

I'm liking this. Stop moving to her, stop moving to her. Sorry, Jamet. Get out of it. Get out of it. Get out of it. Wait, wait, wait, I needed a button, yeah. Here we get some button.

What should we do? Oh no, wait, we got, um, like, awkward. What's that? Awkward Tupperweed. Oh, see. I thought that's, it sounded more like we're in a wind. Don't, look, don't, that's our room is start. I'll have a boyfriend up in here at the end of the show, yeah?

Yeah. Right? I'm too pretty to fight. He's worn his Sunday best just for the radio show. This is my church shirt. I can't get it messy. She's clocking on to the movements These men are baiting up the game, are we? But, okay, so any movies that we liked or hated

to bring to the table? Do you know what, yeah? I really liked Ant Man and I didn't expect to like Ant Man. Oh, yeah. I think that was a sick film. I like that way you. Say Ant Man again.

What? Say Ant Man again. Well, I don't know why you want to hear it though. Say Edman again. With you, I don't know. What is it? I don't know, man. That's what I have to get onto him just now

because you don't know when he's going to get onto you so he's got to hit him, you know what I'm in? Hit him before he gets in. Yeah. Oh, God, I like you. There's Adman, yeah, though. I do rate, I do, wait. It was good, it was good, I'll allow you.

I let that one slam. I like that was good. I thought you was real funny. No, hilarious. You know, I had, I was really looking forward to suicide squad. Yes. Elephant in the room. Please, let's talk about this.

And I left the cinema looking forward to getting over. Trust me. I was annoyed because I couldn't find a good copy, you know what I mean? I was looking forward to seeing Suicide Squad and I was so excited because you boys... Was you at the premiere again? No, you boys invited me to a private screening of Suicide Squad. Because we are in it.

And I got so excited and I went along to Warner Bros. Studios. I even put my hair in like pig tails to be like Harley Quinn. And then it actually wasn't Suicide Squad that you were showing me. What was it? It was the conjuring too. And these boys prank me for their show for Wall of Comedy. and they had hidden cameras in the cinema and I hate horror films

and it sounds like you. Did you film this guys? Yeah, we filmed it. Yeah, we filmed it. It was conjuring too. It was in a horror now, was it? I felt like it was. Didn't you see me?

Some people said that they sounded like I was being sick in the back that was just me going, what was it? What? What was the film? Conjuring two. The conjuring.

The conjuring. You conjuring what? She come during two. Thomas said the calandrum. Come during two. The collandre what? No, you guys should make that. The clunge.

The clung... Who? What? What? Essentially. Say I'll do the law. Do you got a guy on there. Just hiding away.

I got loads of buttons. We loaded up. We're gonna bring them back. Yeah, I mean that was that was a horrible film. That was a horror film. and like it was quite scary actually oh and I was in cinema like this and I'm sweating and like all right teach stop all right stop it but yeah if you guys if you guys are listening and you want to see me being pranked by the wall of comedy guys it's on it's on their page Cungeruner 2 um I nearly

wet myself guys it wasn't it wasn't sexy it was good it was a good film man do you know with pyrofoils i can't really watch them too tough where I can't connect my spirit to that crap yeah I know that's my game don't laugh you scared aren't you? No, I just watch a thing like this. You don't believe here? No, true.

You know what? Funny enough. Something wrong with all of that, man. That's what I was going to say. It's messed up. Have you heard, watched Universal Soldier, there's a new one that's just come out,

which is on figures on Netflix as well. It's coming out or whatever. Who's in it? What is it? What's his name? John Claude Van Dan, yeah? So I watched it, yeah.

And I've seen the first one, the first one, and it's the Russian guy from Rocky. Remember the blonde guy? That's back in the day, yeah. You know, they're soldiers, and then they've been taken over

and they've got no feelings, no emotions, whatever. Then the new one, yeah, it's just so dark. It's an action film, but it's dark. It's not spoilt. I just tell me how it starts off. You know what I mean? It starts off with a guy, one brother-wrecking up, and then he's, like, his daughter and his girlfriend

get dragged into the room, then John Claudey and takes off his mask, and then they shoot the daughter, and then they shoot a girlfriend as well. Right, no spoilers, Tinge. No, but that's at the beginning. There's a lot more that happens, That ain't even at the beginning of it.

So I say give that a hell no. A hell no. Definitely give that a hell now. Oh hell no. Don't watch that. That's for Universal Australia. That's what I'm saying. It's meant to be an action film,

that it just got to me. That's the kind of stuff I don't like. Well, that's the shit I don't like. I'm going to put it, since we're on very dark subjects, I'm going to bring it down. This week I got to interview some girls from Pussy Riot. Do you know who they are? Have you heard of that?

No, what is it? So they are. And it's, you're like, D, D, shot up. Little D got big for a second, isn't it? Little D got big. So, carry on. Pussy riot. Got bigger.

Because I thought they were a band. I was like, aren't they like a rock band from the 17th? No, they're not. They are, actually, they're like a protest group from Russia. YouTube. If you don't, if you haven't seen them. And they put on like colorful balaclavas and they go into, they're protesting against Vladimir Putin's presidency.

And all of the. against women and gays and everything that's on the bad side of Russia. What they called again? Pussy Riot. Okay, alright. You knew what they were good. Why are you trying to make her say, again, baby sock, boy. I can remember.

D's on one, little D. I just like to call you Big D. Yeah, yeah. Come on. You're gonna start calling you Big D. That's a bit bad. But D. You want Tee calling you Big D?

What are you not going on? Get out of it. Get out of it. Can we go back? Let's start back to the pussy, please. Okay, back to the pussy. Oh, yeah, you got my attention. I got all the boys' attention now.

So, these girls, they go out, and, like, this is serious. Like, they went into the cathedral in St. Petersburg, and they started doing a riot song, like a protest, and they all got arrested, and this girl who I interviewed, she got put in prison for two years. And, like, this girl, she's a gorgeous girl, when I saw, like, she's got, like, scars on her arms and stuff, and I'm just imagining that Russian prison was probably a pretty shit place.

She got that from going into prison? And this human cell, like, she, it was a dark place, isn't there? and so now she's come to England and they've got together and they've made a show that's on at the Soho Theatre right now. What's it called? How is that the theatre? I interviewed them.

You interviewed them? Yeah, I interviewed the picture of it. So I'm going to play a little clip of it now because it was just amazing. It kind of sobered me up to meet them because they're putting all this stuff and they're putting it into art and they're making like a kind of physical theatre show.

It's just something different to go to see in the centre of Soho. So I'm going to play a little interview. So what should your listeners go and say? What? What was the name of the group? They're trying to ask you. She was the name of the group.

Pussy Riot at the Soho Theater. All right, guys, go and see that. So we'll just play the interview and then we'll back. We'll just keep talking about Pussies and Tolliver. I'm Joanna James, and I'm here with... And... Natalia. Just so we can explain to all my listeners on the radio show,

you're a member of Pussy Riot and you're a founding member of the Beleris Free Theater. Belarus Free Theater. Pussy Riot, it's much more easy. to pronounce a Belarus-free theater. People, yeah, in England, people know the word pussy more. For people who don't know what you are and what you do,

do you want to just quickly explain to people why you're in London right now? We are back to a theatre, Soho Theatre, from where we started in the UK in 2008. We brought our two production, Ben Harold Pinter and Generation Gins, and it was the last public appearance of our patron Harold Pinter.

And it was absolutely unforgettable time in this particular country. In that moment we came living in Belarus. This moment, my husband and me and our partner, Vladimir Shabin, were political refugees in the UK, but our actors continue to work underground in Belarus. And Marsha is our special guest who was underground in Belarus, right? Yes, so we are here because we are doing a show Burning Doors on this stage, you probably see. So it's our first collaboration. And it's your first ever debut show. And my first ever debut show is performing. time on the stage, yes. And it talks about three artists,

Masha, Peter Pavlansky, who is number one contemporary artist in Russia, who was released in June, and Olyxen, South Ukrainian filmmaker who got 20 years in jail, and he served only two years. And so for people who don't know, who maybe think it's a play,

it's more of like a performance piece, like a protest piece? Complicated, multi-layered. Multi-layered, yeah. It's a physical theater. It's a psychological theatre. It's a lot of understanding of where we have limits of our body and our mind. The show is in Russian, but it has subtitles.

Everybody can see it. I had heard of Pussy Riot before, like in news. It was on my kind of circle of knowledge, but I didn't understand what they were until I properly googled it and looked you up. Because I thought, like many other people, that you were a band, which is not true. want to make sure that everybody understands what Prissy Right is and it's not a band. No, it's a punk collective actually. Yeah, collective. Punk collective, which is doing political art.

The story is very easy when President Putin decided to go third time to president's chair. We started our, let's say, activities in Russia after one of them, which was in the so-called cathedral. In Moscow, we were put into prison for two years, two of us, me and Nadia. And after that, we were released and we started a human rights project, and now we're helping other prisoners succeed several times. For example, we were providing a lawyer to Peter Pavlensky, who is one of the characters, let's say, of this play. And also, we are doing art projects, so this is one of them.

For me, it's a chance to firstly show the very inside of my prison experience. Yeah, so two years you were inside for standing up for yourself, essentially. Yes, but also to reflect and to show some parts of my story, which I think most problematic. So do you play yourself in the performance? I am myself. You are performing as yourself. Does it make you super emotional? It's better actually to see.

because it's a little bit hard to be like inside and outside. It's a little bit schizophrenic feeling. Yeah, yeah, a little bit. Like, I'm playing me and me like everywhere. And it's very strange. One of the goals of this performance is to show what can happen if you're doing a, if you're doing political art. And one of goals is free, Oleg Sentsov, who actually had just like 20 years of prison for nothing.

20 fucking years in Russian prison means death actually he's now in the middle of Siberia in the mostly total isolation he's still there yes he's there

that part of the play which is dedicated to sense of and reflect sense of situation it's what Natalia called physical theater but for my opinion it's feelings of the actors how they understand tortures how they understand all this pressure which everybody actually have on the body when he go to prison.

My radio show is all about entertainment and movies and TV show and Netflix and we were asking. Oh, Netflix. Yeah, and I read up about you and said, oh, you were on a Netflix show, weren't you? Yes, I was. What show were you on? Cars of cars. It's a huge American Netflix show. And you were playing yourself in the show as well? We were, yes, we were us. I suppose you ride.

That's really cool, though. So do you watch Netflix? I've watched House of Cards. Do you have a favorite movie, each of you? I really like to watch movies, but I like classics. I like Odyssey 2001. Oh, yeah, Space Odyssey 2001? Cool.

Sci-fi girl. For me, it's a documentary film. It's called Winter on Fire. Okay. It is about Ukrainian events that happened a few years ago when many people got killed. So it's very powerful. Winter on fire. Winter on fire.

It's in English that will make a huge difference if you watch it and come to see this particular show. It's about young people how they defended freedom. And I think it's exactly about what is almost lost under democracy when young generation doesn't value that particular luxury as a democracy that you have. And in our countries, young people go to jail for that. So watch it. Yeah. And it will be a great experience.

Well, thank you so much because I think that this is a really great show, bringing the heart of London. You're bringing your stories from the other side of the world. And I think more young people should go and check it out. Come, you never saw anything like that. And so how long does the show go until until the end of September? Till the 24th of September. And then we go to Falmouth, Manchester, Portsmouth and Dartington.

And then Italy and Australia. So if you have audience there, then definitely in New York next September. Amazing. Well, thank you for taking five minutes speaking with us. Thank you.

Thank you. Back Row and Jill with Johanna James on Fubar Radio. Whoa, so that was the Pusset. Yeah, that was good. That was enlightening.

I heard like there's another group in the West Indies similar to the pussy. Oh, really? Yeah, but they're called like the Pum-Pum. Is it Pum-Pum? Crew.

Royos, Warriors, Warriors. The Pompombo Warriors, yeah. Nice. See. Right then. I'm a member. We need that pumper weed. Okay.

Yes, guys. Yeah, for those of you who are just listening in now, you've missed a great show. Miss the First Hour. You're with the wonderful... Johanna James. And myself, T.J. Or T.G World Everything. And we have some really cool, funny lads.

Mandum on the Wall. in the studio. Hello. And, excellent, excellent. Excellent. Excellent.

All the comedy, manning him on the walls. Just discussing a little bit of entertainment news. Yeah. Obviously all over the

papers right now Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston have broken up. I don't know who's together. Taylor Swift dude. You actually

was that a party? Who's the guy? Tom Hiddleston He plays... Who's he? He plays... He's in four. He's in Thor.

What? For himself? No. He stores brother, Loki. What, Loki? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's dead food, dude. No, I love it.

On a level, yeah, get ready. He's gonna be the next bond, you know, mate. He's gonna be next, yeah. Get ready for Taylor to drop the number one. Yeah, yeah, she comes up with a hard, yeah. What is she going in? Like Adele, in it? Yeah, what's that one of Kendrick that she's got?

Lamar. Yeah, yeah. Oh, she fighting all the bridges. What? No, she links up with all her bridges and then... Oh, but bad blood. Bad blood Who did she wake up with them?

Did she go out? Calvin Aaron She banged for Sharon The old laugh He tapped Yeah Yeah yeah So it was all the mad

Wait are you not You're not tapped Are you tapped? I'm pecking for next week Next week Next week I booked in I booked in

It's cute Trust Taylor Swiftly I mean I don't know If they were ever a real thing It seems a bit weird Isn't it I don't know

Because he's about to be The New Bond And he needed like publicity Is it gonna be the new bond Apparently so No man Ask for Idris, man. Pigranty.

But apparently... They're not going to give it to a black guy, I guess. Annoyingly, they said he wasn't... British enough. Wasn't British enough. And then they went Scots play him. Yeah.

Can I get that hell on off? Hey! Hey! Hey! Oh, hey! Thank you very much. I'd love to see Idris play. But he'd be a bit.

Tom's just a bit... I like... I like the guy from... Theory of Everything. Theory of... Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's kind of... What, Eddie Redmay.

Yeah. He'd be a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit. different. As Bond? I don't know. He's quite soft. Yeah, I feel like I could take him. He could play Q.

You know, Q? Yeah, he'd be a really good cue. Bond needs to be able to run through a brick wall or something. Giggs would play a sick one. I reckon. You know, he just wouldn't have it, bro. Yeah.

He wouldn't have it from no villains. Think about the hardest villain. Up against him. We might have to do a Bond parody. Yeah, yeah. Get Gibbs to play Bond. Yeah. No, that is serious.

I do love Bond. Favorite Bond film. What would be your favourite Bond film? What we're on the subject? Nah, I'm not even knowing. Oh, Jay's killing it. What's that Casino Royale thing? Casinoa.

I like Golden Eye. Man, senior. I like Daniel Craig, man. Yeah, Casino Royale. Yeah? Yeah. You're saying, D? I think Craig's a good bond, but.

I think. Pierce Brosnan's my bones. Pierce Brosnan. We need the one with the ice man. You can't beat that one. The word is not enough. The world is not enough. Nah,

that's crazy. It was too far away in the future on it. It'll create insol- Nah, I like that. That magic. It's meant to be film, I don't want more things. Hallie Berry from that stuff then.

You know what I'm saying? That's what I knew, but I knew the things had another use. Actually, Hallie Berry is back. That was the second. Oh, that film, yeah. The take that one. Yeah, it means not.

Tak that. Taken. It's like. It's called kidnap. There we go. What, it's a woman, she's the woman taken? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yes, she's a female taken.

It's a female taken. It's a female taken, essentially, yeah. So she plays the, she plays Liam Neeson. She plays Liam Neeson. Her little boy. They just flip it. Yeah, her little boy gets stolen at a fun fair, and she goes to the police,

and the police are like, file a report, and she's like, no. That's just a clever way of making more money. Yeah, yeah, of course. And she was like, of course. Yeah, the girl with a boy. Yeah, I'd do the same script. But it looks good.

It looks good. I think I saw the change. actually under my eyelids. I remember now. But that's how you go watch it. It's a female-age. And the thing is, she's not like Liam Nielsen where she's like a cop or anything like that.

She's just a normal woman. And then she goes on one. She ain't normal. She's a black mum. She's a black mom. You're going to get her you back. That's dangerous, you know. That's the call.

That's the line in the form should be. This is true. You don't know who this is. It's a black mom. It's a black mom. I mean. She has that moment. You know that moment, like, I will find you.

I can cook. I remember. I remember my little brother nearly getting run over one time and my mum, the car pulled over like to apologise. My mum went through the window and actually grabbed the guy out of through the seat, through the passenger side window. So my mum from that day... They got some rule in a strip. Yeah, bro. When it comes to their children, don't fool around.

I think that's every mum. I think that's every man. I think that's every man. When it comes to their children, don't fall around. When it comes to their children, don't fall around. There's a difference. Yeah. Yeah.

It's a difference then. All right. All right. That is definitely one to watch out for. But I'm looking forward to kidnap. Definitely. I love thriller. I love a, I love a,

That's probably my favourite genre, like action thriller. You were shitting yourself in the... But no, that's horror. Anything to do with, like... That's so close. It's so close to it. Anything to do with sort of devil-y... That's just not my thing.

What I'm not looking forward to, yeah? And maybe I should, like, think about what I'm saying, yeah? I don't know how many Marvel films I can take at a minute, yeah? Only because I'm saying that, because there's so many. You can be sick on Marvel. Which one's coming next? I can never get enough. I don't know...

There's a lot of DC films coming now, though. It's DC that I'm on. Batman versus Superman Aquaman's coming out We've got Aquaman Coming out in 2018 Maybe not Marvel Like my Mac DC

Because Batman Superman Dead suicide squad dead Oh my God Yeah And then Wonder Ones coming as well We've got Justice League coming out In 2017

November 2017 We have Aquaman coming out in 2018 But I always thought Aquaman was a bit of a rubbish Like superhero Yeah but If there's no water

What you doing? No fam You need to read the comics one, Mama. An Akam, isn't he played by the guy from Game of Thrones? The really hot one. Who played the Carl. Shut up, the big Philo. Yeah.

I saw him in Brick Lane the other day. You didn't chat to me. He was on the phone. Black Panther's coming. Have you seen the cast for that? Hey, Markle B, Jordan. For what? Shut up.

Black Panther. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Markle B, you got a superhero ever in all comic, by the way. Well, guys, we got a couple emails in because we're talking about Bond. And this is from Mary in Essex. Hey, guys, I'd love Mark Woolberg to play Bond. he's so hot.

What do we feel about an American? No, not an American. He can play Bourne, but he can't play, you know, Bond. He just be all whamming the suits. Mark Wahlberg. Did you get the right guy? Not Matt Damon.

Mark Wahlberg. What? Mark Wolberg. I know, I'm saying that he can play Bourne. He could play Bourne, but he can't play Bonn. Well, say. Nice safe.

You know what I'm saying? Listen before you're talk. All right. If I got tart, talk, talk, talk. Talk. Talk, talk. I don't talk, man. This is from Neil.

Ran up in a trap, like, Rarsie, the money there. Fooled off a Yam. Yeah. So Neil from, I don't know where, says this show's the fucking best. Which fairy tale character do you think you're most like?

Wall of comedy need their own show on the station jokes. Yes. Done no. Make that. Which fairy tale character are you most like? Fairy tale character. That's a good question.

That's a very good question. Ladies first. Go on, Jan. Me. I think I'm definitely Tinkabelle. Ra. Ra.

You know she was a jersey? Because she's like, really... Man, she was. She just used to chew with Bear Man. Yeah, in that tree. What am I doing now? She went... Yeah.

Do you know why? Because what we don't understand is, like, you see like in the Lion King, you know, when the smoke goes up in the air and it's a dick. Oh, there's sex in the floor as well, then it? Tink a bell. And she's tinkling the bell.

You get, I think about these things. You've got real matrix on that, bro. I meant more that I'm blonde, I get jealous. Yeah, yeah, yeah, don't try to feel you. I feel you, I feel you. I feel you. Great, teach. Go on, Teach, what's your fair-tailed character?

I'd say all three of the little pigs. What is man? Man got bare personality. You're going to be a police? Hey, giggs, giggs. No, I don't know. Okay, got Tinkerbell, three little pigs. A three little pink.

Do you mind? What about you? Um, I don't know, no. Very Dale. I'm going to go for Finding Nemo. Finding Nemo. Okay. Can't you swim?

Mate, I can swim. I just can't try water. So I can relate. I mean, if I stop swimming, I'm fucked. Literally. So, it's all right. I shouldn't have said Finding Nemo. No, I can't swim.

That's why. Is it? That's what I'm saying, bro. Just get off that. But look, can you tread water? Can you tell water? I can't tread nothing, brother. I can tread a month.

Okay, Purcell, what's your fairy tale character? You know what I'm going to go for? Who? Tarzan. Ooh. See, why are you going to be all cool, you? Nah. Moving, smooth and that.

I'm just going with something that I feel like I'm quite similar, to you know what I mean? He just came like it was like, take me out. He came like he's time, take me out. He's not like it, nor light it. He got a bear buzzer, Dink, nick, nick, nick, nick, no one.

Hey, we've got a four house. Tarzan, okay. And D. You know what, that would be Rafiki. Yes. Rafiki. Hey, knowledge. You got a legend.

You got one of the best lines in that whole film. The best. What's your favorite Rafiki line? I like it when he smacks him around the head. He's like, out of the hurt. It doesn't matter. It's in the past. Yay.

Love it. I like it. Was that your African accent? Possibly. That actually just sees it out there. These are troublemaker. All we got another email through. It says hello from Alex at evening.

I'd love to see you be a bon girl, Johanna. You're very pretty. Thank you, Alan. I second that motion. You're derogente. I'm a derogynette. I don't think I'd want to be a bum girl. No, because you know what?

She's got this one picture here when she's in Iceland, yeah. And I thought it when I first saw that picture. How many people are going? That I could be a bono. How many digging? Yeah. It's on me, it's plastered on my ceiling, and it's in the back of my wardrobe as well,

don't worry. Every time I get you soon, I'll see it. Good say. Good say. Thank you. No, I actually, I wouldn't play a Bond girl, actually. Would you be the... I play Bond.

What about the gadget? You could be the gadget woman. Do I mean? What about the woman that gets in the gadget? The penny? Money, Penny. No, no. James Judy Jones played her.

I'd want to play Bond. Like, that's the... I wouldn't want to come in just on a dress and be like, hey. You know, I'd want to, like, get a gun and slide off. roof and I'd probably be a very clumsy bond. You'd be like a...

Essentially, yeah. Shoot people. I am from Lewisham. And that get with all the girls. Is there a female equivalent to bond? Like maybe salt? Sort, probably. Yeah.

See, there is really... That's the closest. Or maybe... Or what's their name? Neo's thing? No, I was thinking of the... Oh, yeah. Chiniti.

No, also played by... Angelina Jolie. Tomb Raiders. Toom Raider. So I play Team Raider. In the film, Team Raiders is good, but the game, yeah, too much jumping, not enough shooting.

I'll just put that out of there. Just burnt out. What's that little awkward? That, oh. No, that's sad music. Spin, no, that's good for your dead joke. It's good. It's a dead joke.

Everyone just, let it run. Let it run. I just didn't like it. And I felt that I wanted more from the game. Once upon a time. Yes, Teage made a joke. And it didn't laugh. And that joke

was shit. It didn't matter. And no joke. And no loss. Teage world. Amazing. Cool. No, it's cool.

We've covered a lot of stuff. I think we should pop onto a song because we've been talking about the top film and whatnot. So we've got a song called Top Three Selected. By Getz. So this is your,

this is your song that you picked. So I'm going to lay this one. It's an old one, I think it's like from 2007 or something like that. This is your moment. She's going to lay this one on you, so. Here we go. This is your moment. Right, here we go.

Top three selected. Food Bar Radio presents. How would you react if you were disturbed during Netflix and show? By a person. Pull out. Put it out. Pull out of the deal. I've been interrupted quite a few times.

Have you? How do you react generally? It's just all quite funny, isn't it? Okay, cool. So how about if you're one of your parents? That's happened as well. Yeah. No way.

I just went to absolutely skits. Absolutely skits. Every Wednesday. Payne and Sylvester Incorporated with Michael Payne. From 4pm on Fubar Radio. Oh, we're back again. So if you're still with us, well done. Hello, hello, hello.

It's Johanna James. And T.J. Teeswald. We just had the Wall of Comedy Boys, Mands I'm on the Wall. Yes, it's been brilliant. They were great. And you are listening to the back row and chill show. On a Friday evening.

And we have got the next guest in the studio live with us. We've got Lucy Patterson. Hi. Hello Lucy. Thanks for having me. Now, you are a film reviewer, blogger type person. Yeah. So basically, you're into film, we love you.

That's great. She's amazing. So we had to get her on. And we challenged. Recommended highly by Noel who's not with us today. And yeah, we try to get Noel on the phone, but he is on the other side of the world. world.

He's chilling with Drake. In Toronto, I'm chilling with Drake and stuff. Yeah, Noel. You're missing out, though. So, we challenged Lucy to go and see some films and give us some her thoughts on it, and we saw some films. We've all seen films, basically.

So now we're going to have the honest film reviews and a bit of TV. Of that. Okay, so, I mean, Lucy, you can start. What film did you see this week? I saw two. I went to saw War Dogs. Oh, yes.

And lights out. Oh, that's scary. Oh, my. I haven't even seen the trailer to that. Don't watch it. Oh my God, it's so scary. I'm not a fan of horror. No.

Don't. I watched it like behind my hands the whole time. And I like horror. Yeah, you said you liked it. I love it. I've obviously got this sick thing that I want to scare myself. But yeah, it was absolutely amazing.

Is it gory or is it more psychological, like the Blair Witch thing? It's supernatural. It actually like ghosties and things. It originates from, A short film. It came out in 2013, I think. The director was David Sandberg.

Yeah. And James won, you know, the super horror producer that is responsible for everything since, you know, sore and insidious and all that. He saw this short story and thought, can we make a film out of this? And at first he was like, I'm in and iron and what have you. But this David Sandberg was like, no, I'll write you a treatment.

You're going to do this. And so there we are. You know, it's an 150 million. now. On like a 5 mil budget. Amazing. So just roughly like what... Is that good? I haven't even seen that I wouldn't even... Because horror's not my genre so I didn't see the trailer.

But what is the concept of like that? Well it's basically, the short film initially was just someone in their house on their own and when they turned their lights off this ghosty dark figure appears like at the end. Hell no. Hell no. And then she turns the lights.

We got to do the hell no cute. Oh hell hell! That was so necessary. Siri, really is bad. And like, turn the lights back on and it disappears off on, off on, and it's like popping up. Obviously, the short story was only

tiny, but I was thinking to myself, how the hell are you going to make that long enough to be a whole film? But he was saying, you know, it's a metaphor for depression, because it's the mother in the story that actually sees this demon, like, you know,

it's following her around. I just got shiver, and like a chill. I'm starting to hear doors knocking and people and creeping. I don't. I'm so scared of the dark still. Did you sleep within the light on them? Yeah? Yeah, okay.

Oh, I'm terrible with it. Was it good though as a, you know, even... Absolutely amazing. Yeah. Like the lead casting it were amazing, the effects were really good. And the backstory, I don't want to give it away because it's so clever. The backstory of where this dark figure comes from, you know,

it's not just a ghost. It's from her past. I can't say any more. Okay, no spoilers, no spoilers. Okay, so like that, so thumbs up. Yeah, absolutely. Go and see it for that. So we're going to say, let's see if I've got a cue for that.

Yep. Okay, it's a yep. Yeah. Yeah, it's a yep. Cool. It's great, it's great. And so I went to see, I went to see two films this week as well. On Monday night, I went to the Bridget Jones baby premiere.

So jeal. Oh, did you? In Lester Square, it was fun. Oh, did you meet, what's Zelviga? She was there. Yeah, she was. Colin Firth was on the carpet. Oh my God, I don't know what I would have done.

He was in the back of my Snapchat. I was like, I was like, just a ta-ta-thew. Is she gone back like trim again? Because she always goes on weight more films, doesn't she? She goes up and down, up and up-down. And I think she did it twice for the previous films and like doctors were concerned because of the weight she put on. Was she a bit smaller in this one than she usually is?

Yeah, this one, they've written it into the script that Bridget is finally at her goal weight. So they put her in some sort of frumpy cardigans, but essentially it was Renee at. her like Hollywood Slim. They even make a joke of it in the film because she gets pregnant

and being like oh we just thought you were going back fat again for you know yes that's brilliant so and I went in and I went in

kind of because I'm a fan of the original Bridget Jones I didn't like the second one so I thought oh a third one you know bloody hell

and I went in with no expectations or kind of probably even low expectations and I laughed my head off really and like

the entire cinema in the premiere we were like it was like I'm going to wipe a tear and my belly hurts. I'm laughing. It was consistently funny. Really? They've updated it. It's modern Bridget Jones.

So now she's not writing in a diary. She's writing on an iPad. Oh, nice touch. And it's kind of Bridget navigating her way around. The whole dating game has changed as well since 15 years ago. Yeah. Tinder. Exactly.

There's all these like Tinder happen bubble. Swiping left and run. Exactly. So it's like Bridget navigating the modern dating scene and getting pregnant. And it was absolutely her ears. Wow. So she's still trying, she's not found love still. No, she's broken up with Mr Darcy.

I'm so gutted about that. I don't understand. So she's prego, but not for... Well, see, what happens is she has a... She has a one-night stand at Glastonbury. Bridgett. Nauty. Nauty liquid, dutty.

At a festival as well, Dirty. Dirty. Not washing, in it. He must have two-day stink on him. It was with Patrick Dempsey, though, so you could understand. You could understand why. Bar-or-no-bar. My father, but stink or no stink.

And then she also has a hookup with her ex with Mr Darcy. Oh, brilliant. And so, but she doesn't know who the baby is. So the whole of the film is, it's either one man or the other, and it's absolutely hilarious. So I recommend it's coming out on the 16th next. And I'm going to go and see it again.

Can I just ask? Hugh Grant, not in this one. No, his character is. But he's not in it, yeah. Did you notice it? Did you not miss it? Did you not miss the Hugh Grant? Eskinus.

I don't know if that's a word. Patrick Dempsey fills, he fills those shoes very well. Does he? Does he? Yeah. So it's a thumbs up. So it is a thumbs up for me, which is this one. Yep.

It's a yep for me. So yeah, Bridget Jones story. And also as well, just to say, because my humour lies more in the, I'd say it's more in the boys zone. Like I find, I'm not like a chick flick person. So the humour was funny, I think, so. Guys don't be scared to go and see the Bridget Jones

because it's fun. I know a lot of guys that love all the Bridget Jones films. Yeah, it's just. They'll love it, I'm sure. It's funny. So that was me. So what was the other film that you saw, Lucy? War dogs.

War dogs. Yes. I want to see this. It's such an unbelievable story. Like you literally cannot believe what they get away with. It's like a, it's a biographical crime drama slash comedy type. So was it true? I saw this.

True story. I don't know how much artistic liberty taking there was. I'm sure there was some. It's really fun. But it comes from, I think it was a Rolling Stone magazine article by a Guy Lawson. he spotted it on the front of the New York Times and then made like a whole thing about it turned it into a book as well

and Todd Phillips, the director of the Hangover Trilogy. Oh, I love the Hangover. He got hold of it and he's made it into this amazing story and it really does keep you gripped. It's fun. It's two 20-something old school friends they come back together in Miami in their early 20s

and they end up for a bizarre series of reviews winning a $300 million contract to supply arms to the US government. How does that even happen? And it's actually true because they were outsourcing because they have you have to use small companies

even out of the competition in the market so when they get their weapons and stuff like that, they are contractors and they buy suppliers and this, that and the others. So what they, the little ones, like you know, obviously the government do the big, big you know, rocket, you know, whatever. But the little small things, like little bullets here and there, whatever.

Yeah, that was on a website, wouldn't it? You could just bid for it. It's a public website. And it was, yeah, during the Bush era, it was, and public you could just bid for it. And if you've got connections and suppliers and you just hook the US government. Just hook up bullets. Look up bullets and guns and everything. I really want to see it.

I'm a fan of Jonah. Yeah, he's killer. But do you know what? He did this really ridiculous laugh in the film. Have you seen it? Yeah. Yeah. it was like a really annoying

I can't do it I can't it didn't stand that to me see I can't watch you film like a normal person I have to like pick it apart I can't just The way somebody laugh

You would be a really hard date If I laugh wrong I'll be like I'll be like It's okay I'm like wait wait let me try laughing again please No no done No

yeah Yep Nope Nope but yeah it was really like unlikable film and I love Jonah Hill in everything You know, like, we've grown up with like the

Judd-Apital films and him being this lovable loser. You're just an asshole in this film. But that shows what a good job he does. Yeah, because he's acting. You want to kick him and I'm like, how can you be so horrible to your buddy? And it's the true story as well. Like, don't be horrible to Miles Teller, like I love him. Like, be nice.

Yeah, it's like, mate. And can I just say loosely, do offer? He's meant to be your friend. Exactly. Are you having a minute? Really? I know. I'm not on the hell with that. I know, don't, yeah.

I want to kick off. Because it all goes to shit at some point. Okay, but we can't say how. So with the acting chops of Mars, because obviously he's like renowned for real serious, whiplash, kind of like. So how was he in the comedy? Was he doing the comedy or was it more Jonah doing the comedy

and him doing the straight guy? To be honest, it was like, there was a bit of an 80s buddy movie vibe at the beginning, like that Corey Feld and Corey Haim relationship at first without all the slapstick. Like they're a couple of stoners, you know, so it's going to be funny. Yeah.

But, I mean, we've seen him do things like footloose and stuff. He has got comedy chops, but he's not hilarious. You know, he can do it. It can play that every man that's just slightly funny. Okay, right, yeah, yeah. He does a good job, like, really good job. Yeah. It's a good film.

I mean, it's got, like, you know, mid-stars in a lot of reviews and stuff like that. But I would have given it. I don't get it. I think it's all right. I thought it says on the tin, like, you don't go to expecting the Matrix. It's not going to change a life. Well, no, because it's a true story. It's a true story.

So, how much can check. And I think they portrayed it well enough. I think they do. In my second film that I went to see this week again. And I went in again thinking the absolute pants going, this is going to be awful. I went to see Ben Hur. Oh, I'm so excited to see that.

And I went in. The trailer looks so good. Well, I went in because I originally wanted to go and see another film, but the person I was with wanted Ben Hur, so I went with them. But I really liked it. And it's a lot. My only thing is it is long. It is a lot.

They usually are no those ones. The what? The original. The original's like three hours. I'm saying. I mean, is Christmas going to be the same after here? I mean, now we've got a new Ben Hurd,

which one will they play in the future? That's true. Christmas is going to be changed forever. And Jason and the Argonauts. And also, can I ask? Morgan Freeman's in the new one, right? Morgan Freeman, yeah. Is he too Morgan Freeman?

No. He's not Morgan Freeman. You know, like... Does he look out of place? Yeah. No. You know, like some actors are just to them? Yeah.

No, no, no. I love Morgan Freeman. He bought like a proper... real depth like to him. He plays I don't I know he doesn't look like Morgan Freeman they've given these big big silver dreadlocks and stuff and and

what I was surprised about with the film as well because I didn't know anything about Ben Hur I hadn't seen the original I didn't know the story so I just went in like a blind mouth and I love that's a good figure actually which was good yeah so I went in kind of with no with no judgment or anything fresh eyes and I love the story and also the the message that is in the movie

it's about these two brothers and I know if it if you were like didn't know what it was. Two brothers, one's adopted, one's a Roman, one's a Jew. And they grow up and they're like, there'd be brothers there, they've got each other's back. And then one goes away to war and changes. And then they become like mortal enemies and they try and kill each other.

And like, it's all about sort of like forgiveness and love and family and like the end of the film. So I went out of the cinema, you know, being like, and also can I just mention special shout out to the chariot race? That's just about to say, is the chariot race good? It is. Yes. The way they shot it.

How do that? just absolutely crazy. Because they actually shot an actual chariot race. Like they did in the originals. The guy who died doing that. Yeah, exactly. They said, one thing I give them kudos and I'm just going to wrap up now. But they have to be. They did as little

CGI as they possibly could on this movie. They built the boats. They built the chariots. There was over 100 horses. They spent six weeks filming it. They put, they strapped cameras to sort of every horse. So that when you're in there in the cinema, you feel like you're on the back of a a chariot. Being flipped upside down. So it...

So it's a thumbs up. It was so it's amazing thumbs up for me. I would get it and I would see it. And I would suggest go see it at the cinema guys because you're never going to see a chariot race of that size on your home screen. That magnitude. It's not going to work. So we are actually out of time for this week's show.

Thank you so much Lucy. We'll have you back again. So let's go away again and we'll go and see some new films. I'm going to come back next week. Go and just briefly go and see sausage party because it will make you laugh. We never got time to talk about today. But it's amazing. It's amazing.

So thank you so much guys. This has been back, Roan Chill, Johanna James And Teage World And we'll be back next week And now I'm going to play a song From the Bridget Jones Star in the last one It's Thinking Out Loud by Ed Shiren

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