Back Row and Chill with Jahannah James and Noel Clarke - Stay Home Special Series - Episode 30 - Ben Hunter, Josh Benson, Chloe May Jackson, Ralegh Long

Episode Date: March 27, 2017

On the week when Noel and Jahannah hosted another great competition; we had Josh, Chloe and Ben from the musical The Girls and movie music composer Ralegh Long popped by to chat soundtracks. Head to FUBAR Radio’s twitter to win a signed BrOTHERHOOD vinyl.

This is a Fubar Radio podcast. Go to Fubaradio.com for more details. Back row and chill with Johanna James and Noel Clark on Fubar Radio. Good afternoon. Yo, yo, here we are. It's back row and chill. Yes. It's Clarkie and James.

Yes. The best show to listen to on a Friday before you go out for your evening where we're going to tell you about films and music and shit. Yeah, we've got a pack show. Yeah, we've got a pack show. full of me and J. We've got entertainment news. We've got lots of gossip

about what's coming up. We've got guests from the new musical The Girls, written by Galli Barro. Gali Barlow. By Galli Barlow? By Gary Barlow. We've got Rally Long.

Is Gary Barlow coming in? No, not Gary Barlow himself. But we've got the actors from the musical are going to come in and be entertaining. I like the sounds of that. Um, yeah, so it's going to be fun. We have, because Noel's back, our competition is back, so make sure that you are all up to date on our Twitter.

You know, I always bring gifts. I know, you like Santa. Black Santa. Black chocolate Santa. Blanta. You're blanta. Yeah, so it's going to be really good. And if you want to get involved and tweet me and Noel anything or email in, just email at chill at fulbaradio.com or tweet us at Fulbar Radio.

Ask us anything. We're here. We're here. They're here. and let us know what film related would be good, but if you really want to talk to us about cheese, someone did that once and we accepted it and we will shout you out. It's a lovely day.

It's a lovely day. It's a bit brisk, but it's, you know, I'm so used to it being... But I could deal with this. You can deal with this. I could deal with this. If someone said to me, right, you can have the fucking rain and stuff that you get or you can have blue skies, but it's going to be brisk for the whole year. But you're not going to have the seasons, like winter, summer, autumn,

but it would just be brisk. I would take this. I would take this all day. because some of the rainy days and the winter days, I can't deal with it. Like, was it yesterday or was it, no, Wednesday, absolute downpour in London. And I was wearing, like, new white trainers.

Fucked. They got, and, like, to top it off, they got completely waterlogged, and then they went all grey colour. And then I got on the bus, and an old lady stepped on my foot and left a little old lady black footprint on my shoe. Oh, my goodness.

And I was like, that's it. Did you shove her? I've never felt violent towards an elderly, apart from that one moment. Because I know you like to shove old ladies. Did you shove there? It's a pastime of mine. It's just because I'm not very strong,

so they make me feel stronger. You're pretty strong. I have been hitting the gym. I heard about you punching up someone the other day. I actually did. I had my first bar fight. I heard you. I heard about that.

I went out with a mate, and it was a... Well, we didn't mean it to be a girl's night out. It just sort of turned into a girl's night out. Having a dance, as you do. And we danced for like four hours straight, pretty much unbothered by anyone. Did your mate dance that long?

Can your mate actually... Does your mate actually have the energy to dance that long? Because I'd seriously doubt that. We started dancing at half nine. I know you have the energy, I'm just wondering. No, we danced together for four hours. And then at half one, we were like, oh, feet hurt. Weird.

And then we've been dancing for four hours. That's why our feet hurt. And then some guy came over. Because we had this thing where if any guys came up to us, we were kind of like opposite wing man each other and we just pretend to be together to like bat off, which actually didn't work in all the time. It attracts the guys more because they're thinking you're going to.

lesbians and they can have a threesome. Yeah, we worked that out. We're like, this is not working. I bought the plan. I bought the plan. Not clever, JJ. But then some guy came up and was like, oh, you should be with men and I was like, yeah, but I like girls. And then we went to leave. And he grabbed your goodies. Not him, him and friends. There was about four of them, four or five. And they all sort of surrounded us. And then they just grabbed. And it was like, I was being grabbed from like four or five angles. There was just like one on the front, one on

the back. It was all. Did they actually touch your goodies? Oh yeah, like a proper asshole was poked And I just lost it And I saw red and I punched the first one The one that was in front of me Yeah, that's called assault You know, that's assault, you could have had them done for assault No, not you're punching

No, no, for sure, I was just defending myself They touched, they touched bits of my body That I did not want to be touched And I proper whacked him Because the next day my hand was swollen up And I had a big bruise So I obviously just went, I kind of hooked him Well, girls feel free

If guys touch you up Well, you don't want to be touched To give him a clout in the mouth For sure, and I think I saw something out. I don't remember. But what was nice is that immediately everyone went, ooh, and like step back. And then about three guys in the bar came up and said, do you need need help, okay?

And I was like, no, I got it. You should have been like, yeah, beat their asses. I was like, no, I got this. I sort of felt, I think I was a little bit hyped up on my own adrenaline. Horrible, though, that you got grabbed and touched and stuff. And then we, like, left, like, boom. Awkwardly, I also got recognized as well. Oh, you're the girl from Snapchat.

I'm like, yep, that's me. you just threw that in there not important to the story but they weren't very I think it's very impressive you mean someone and you're like punching someone in the face you loved it you loved it um yeah so that was my very exciting weekend last weekend hopefully this one will be a bit less violent I've got a family do so I'm hoping it's Mother's Day

and it's Mother's Day I knew that Noel thank you yeah you did not just shit What films are you taking your mum's to see on Mother's Day? Yeah, do you do a mummy trip to the cinema? That's a good present, actually. Yeah, I don't even know what's coming out. What's coming out this weekend?

Let's have a little look. What is coming out? We've got, oh, Free Fire. That's next week. That's next week. Oh, got my dates wrong. That's next week. Oh, okay.

Well, next week you can go and see Free Fire. Yeah. This week, what is coming out this week? Oh, okay, Beauty and the Beast was last week. I think I'm missing. Yeah, we'll find out. We're going to find out in the next break what's going on this week.

Okay, great. Yeah, because there's loads coming out next Friday. I need to find out what's coming up this week. I have got a little bit, if we should just go straight into the what's coming out

down the line, what's been announced. Yeah, give me some announcements. Because this one, interest me, it's a film called Perfect Strangers and it's set at a dinner party of seven lifelong friends, three are married, one's divorced, and to prove how well they all know each other,

they all think it's a great idea to put their phones in the table and then they each reveal every text and call that they receive that evening and obviously shit hits the fan secrets are revealed I've heard about this yeah yeah and then it's basically the plot of the movie is that everyone lives three lives public private and secret I was like um and I was just thinking I was like would would me and my friends be brave enough to do that in real life all put our phones in the middle all let's do it now

Should we do it right now? Let's do it right now. I haven't got my phone. My phone's over there. Should we read out some of our private personal text? All right, you get, stay there. I'm going to grab my phone. Hold on.

Okay. I'm grabbing it. It's over here. I'm doing it now. I've got the phone. I'm back. Okay. Okay, so the last four people.

The last four people you text or WhatsApp. I said, I don't really use WhatsApp. I don't really use WhatsApp. Oh, okay. But I said, we need to chase on, can't reveal that because it's a film that will work. on we need to chase on maybe even beep then the person says and then I the person said we need to chase on beep maybe even beep and I said I chased on beep which is eventually why she answered that's

the fourth person we can confirm it's a she yep the the you go um okay so uh my four text so my mom said she sent a text saying the hairdresser is trying to change it for after 2 p.m and I replied great great okay that's wild isn't it um You're going, your next one up? Let's having a little look. So, my boyfriend texted me and said, yeah, hook me up. And I said, yeah. Is that because he wants to meet me?

No, we were talking about a PR brand deal. Great, great. Sexy times when you work with your boyfriend. My next one up is the miss is saying, no, it's the car charger. I forgot to let you know it was there. It needs to go back in the car. taking off now, take care of the boys and I said, I will love you.

You are one of the most, you're very direct and you're very frank with your communications. Yeah, all the time. I can send you a massive email and being like, let's happen and then let's happen. You're like, cool. Cool. And I know you don't mean it in a rude way. It's just you being absolutely time efficient. Okay, let's do one more each. Let's have a look. Oh, but this was from a friend

and she said, what time do you get here? and I said, oh, I'm already here, and she said, I'm here in a room with a camera. What's going on there? You have the sound of that. Yeah. You have the sound of that. Are you being honest with me?

That's 100. That's what? Jess, who was on the radio about an hour ago. My last one was, this person said, no, I'm filming in Milos. And I said, send me a pick. And they sent a pick of a field and a pick of them in a field.

And then I said, awesome. Now one without clothes. Ha, ha. And I sent a picture of me with a happy face and said, just kidding. And then they sent a picture of a bodybuilder, female bodybuilder, but naked. Oh, they did. Oh, wow, she is. Butt naked.

Look at those abs. And a crying, laughing face. And then I said, that actually looks like him. Let's have a little look. That is very oily. Look at that. So those are the real... They're the real texts.

Wow, we did it. We did it. We didn't actually as like... Next week, we should do DMs? Should we do it? If you open up our Twitter DMs. Okay. You wouldn't do that, would you know?

Yeah, I'd do it. I ain't got nothing to hide. Yeah, I'm just out there like, I ain't fucking doing that. I ain't doing that. So that was that film Perfect Strangers. Would you, do you have the guts to revite? Oh, let's get people to do it. Tweet in or email in.

Can you email in what is in your inbox right now? If you've got anything, the last text or tweet that you sent, private ones, we will shout them out and see if we can get any like dirt up on the show. Oh, please. We should make this a regular thing. What is the last text or tweet or even DM that you received? Yeah. That could be quite funny read out of.

context. Yeah, just send it in and we'll try and guess what's happening behind it. Yeah. That'll be really interesting. So that's chill at fubaradio.com or tweet us at fubar radio.

We want to know that. Definitely want to know that. There's another film that's been announced called Dan and Sam, which I don't really like the title. It's a young couple and the woman, Sam, dies,

but through some sort of mystical other world stuff, she's allowed to visit him once a year. But the catch is only until he falls in again, which doesn't sound like a really great film, but as a point of topic to discuss, if you did die, would you just want to just leave it and go,

or would you take up the offer of once the year being able to go back for a little bit of Snooky? Is it just for the nookie, or can you do other stuff? You're back in the physical world for one day. A year? So for a whole year, you're a ghost, and then for one day, you get to go back in the physical world, and you can, I'm assuming you can do sex and everything. Do you freak people out though?

Do you be like, ah, I'm back! I'm back, bitchies! Or is it only certain people can see it? What's the name of that film? Dan and Sam. Do you know what? Actually, I'll take it back. That sounds like an interesting concept.

I think, what are the consequences? Because I think I would decide to come back once a year. Once a year. But then it says that the catch is, oh, you can... Oh, thanks. You tell me the catch now. After. But the catch is you can only come back until your partner falls in love again.

So... I would come back every number of a bitch? Don't you dare! You better be here next year You don't dare Me, no one of Exactly, you'd be trying to sabotage Because I will haunt your ass

In a non-physical But it's kind of horrible For the person who's alive Because basically They get to have their love One day a year Or they have to fall in love With someone else

And they'll lose the love I'm travelling a lot anyway So I feel like I could get I feel like we could deal with that You could do They've just got not fall in love No feelings Casual sex only

Can you imagine? And I looked on Apple trailers last night I haven't done that in a while. I used to be my favorite thing when I just had no friends and was a geek. Still am. But it was a film called, I don't know how even how to say it.

BOKA, BOK. It's B-O-K-E-H. And it's about a couple who go on holiday to Iceland and Iceland's such a beautiful country and they obviously must have had some sort of tax break to film this film there. But what happened?

So they're exploring and they wake up and everybody's gone, like on the planet and they wake up and all the internet it's still working, but nothing has been refreshed since the day before. It's almost like they're frozen. And at first, it's sort of super fun, and they're going around, like, the supermarkets and just taking whatever they want, and then they're having kind of fun with it,

and then it sort of gets more nasty and more scary. And the trailer was just really well cut together. What's it about, essentially? I didn't recognize any of the people in it, so I'm assuming, but it was just sort of exploring if you're the last people on Earth. And I don't know whether they're going to go down an alien route on Apocalypse, It was Ruben. They were like, we think where the last ones left. I don't know.

That's a great idea. Yeah, so that's bocée or booker or something. Is the film out? Is the film out actually out? It's coming out. It's on Apple Trailers. I think it's going to be out in sort of spring. I've got to watch that. Mm-hmm. And Bree Larson, who was from...

Prudy Larson. From the room. No, Room. Yeah. And Kong. She is going to be making and producing a film about the first female white-housand- House candidate, which I thought I was like, but then I was interested when it was in 1872. 1872, wow.

So Victoria Woodall was a suffragette and she ran for president in 1872 and I think she must have got kind of far. She's going for the Oscars. That's not the news I thought you were going to say about Brue Larsen. Oh, really? What was your news about Brue Larson? It's not my news and I haven't looked, obviously. I would never do that.

But I think she's had a leak this week. Oh, she had a leak. Of some photos. Everyone's leaking at the moment. Oh, have you seen, um, um, um, um, um, Amanda Saferidge. No, no. No, I don't look at that sort of stuff. That's embarrassing. One was she's in a shower

butt naked with a pair of pants on her head. I mean, if you're going to have like a leaked nude, you want it to be like a proper fit, late nude? I don't look at that sort of stuff, man. I think that we shouldn't do that. I think it's an invasion of people's privacy. It's a very monotone lying voice that you've got there. I think it's outrageous, so we definitely definitely shouldn't do that sort of stuff.

Okay. So I haven't seen that, but you have clearly. I've got dirty mind, haven't I? I'm very bored. I only look at Apple trailers and leaked nudes on the other. Right, we're going to go back to the bit of music. I'm going to go

for, from air, this is sexy boy, from 10 Things I Hate About You, and go back to the 90s to start us off. This is back row and chill. Boom. And it's not playing. Oh no. The music's not playing. It says, Integrate Overflow.

What does that mean? Right, so basically, guys, we're here talking about films. Johanna's going to give us a little break by putting on music and she's not able to pull. Oh, there we go. It's working. Back row and chill with Johanna James and North Kraft on Fubar Radio. Welcome back.

Whatever you want. I don't use him. I can't stand them. We've got our first guest in the studio. So a huge welcome. Is it Josh Benson, Ben Hunter and Chloe Mae Jackson? Yes. Really embarrassing if that wasn't any of you. I'm just like, no. Would you just pretend? Yeah, that's me.

Hello. and you're here to talk today about global warming. No, I'm joking. You were nodding. No, we're talking about the girls, the musical. The girls. Amazing. Which is in the West End at the moment, Phoenix Theatre.

So if you want to introduce yourselves, stay hi. Hi, I'm Chloe Mayer Jackson. I'm Josh Benson. I'm Ben Hunter. And they are in the girls. Not like that, though. You know what I mean? Unfortunately, I just want to point out of something.

Obviously, we're talking about me, the girls, two of you are actually boys. Oh, wait? That is very true. But which too? Oh, man. You're going to have that? Nice.

So if anyone doesn't know what the girls is, obviously, it is a musical remake of the play, which was also made into a film, Calendar Girls, that correct? Yes, amazing. Good, my research was right. And so if anyone doesn't know what Calendar Girls is, it's a group of elderly ladies in,

a northern village. Yeah. And they decided to do a nudy calendar. For charity, wasn't it? Yeah. And it calls all sort of scandal and fun and drama.

Now it's going to be a Western musical. And the film Calendar Girls was a big hit. So what's the feeling behind the musical? Is that what brings a new dimension to it, the music and all that stuff? Well, there's a view about the kids. There's kids now in it, which there isn't a lot in the play or the film.

I was wondering, because you guys didn't look like old women. Yeah, I was like, no. Also, I think we've let that slip a picture easily. We shouldn't really, elderly women. Yeah, yeah. They're women of a certain age. They're of a, of a W.I. Generation, as a slightly older generation. I feel like we may go into work later on today and get kicked

where the sun don't shine. You just saved your son, man. But genuine, it's not. Many of a cougar is going to be like, oh, you're so lovely young man. You're great. But yes, it's the new dimension which isn't just the music. It's the new characters and the kids and the husband. Yeah, and the adults are.

the husbands, like you say, got their point of view, so it's lots of difference. And the music brings so much to it, like, you know, because the music can make you feel emotional in lots of different types of ways, and it really brings that,

because, like, the play in the film didn't have. And it doesn't finish on the, the musical finishes on the calendar, whereas they play in the film, carries on after the calendar, and shows how they fell out, and, you know, when they go to Hollywood. So it kind of finishes on the spirit of the piece.

Yeah, definitely. Yeah. And finishes on, like you say, like the spirit, but also, like, the point of the show, when you go and see, the full Monty, the reason you're going really, all the people that are going, is to see that final scene. And the calendar girls, the story is of the women who took the clothes off

for charity and that's the idea they're finishing on that, like you say, is the best thing to do. Yeah, great, great. And how did you guys get involved in this show? Did you just, was it an open audition kind of thing? Yeah, we all went to an open audition, didn't we? My friend at college told me about the audition on a Friday and said, oh, I've seen it in the newspaper and I said, oh, can I come along for experience? Now I was only halfway through my third hearing. I know, she's still my friend. Don't lie.

She hates you. What's her name? What's her name? She's called Kiara. Kiara. You hate her really, doesn't you? I know you do. Deep down. Like, just tell the truth, man. Deep down. No, but yeah, she's a really cool gal and I turned up, and then next minute I'm here.

Where's Kiara? Oh, Kiarra's not here. I'm fortunate. I mean, I feel a little bit awkward. Yeah, we're troubled. We're here to cause trouble, man, you know. That's amazing. So you went to the open audition with Kiara, just chilling out. Yeah, just to get a feel for it.

Because I never been into like a professional audition before. I had no idea what it was. Yeah. So, like, when they came to the audition and said, do you know what the calendar girls is? I was like, yeah, and I had not a clue. So were you guys, were you guys not professional actors before? No.

Wow. And now you're just thrown on the West End stage. Amazing. We are very lucky, very, very lucky to be where we are. I applaud that. I applaud that. And what's it like on the Western? Because I've worked back.

stage on the West End, but I've never been on the Western stage. Is it? It's pretty surreal, right? Just bonkers. I mean, it's like, you know, it's like any feeling of been on any stage is amazing anyway, but when you think about when you stood on the stage, you think, shit, you know, this is it. We're in London

on the stage, it's quite phenomenal. I think it was like the first preview when we were doing the first song. And as we walked on, we just looked at each other like, oh my God, like, what is going on? We have a little ritual. We were on at the very start of the show, and then we have a big gap, of like five minutes or so before we're on at the end of the song.

The opening song is about eight minutes long. So we all always go for a way, don't we? Between that way, just anyone come see it, you know, in that bit, we're probably in a minute. Yeah, just to go like, and we, yeah, and we, uh, every time. And we, yeah, and we hold, we hold each other's hands while we, oh God, not like that.

But we, yeah, no, we, and, uh, I remember on the first preview, we went to the toilet and we were just stood there, and, and it just sort of went, what hell? We literally just had our West End debut in like 30 seconds. It's crazy. And Reminds up, so Gary Barlow. Gary Barlow wrote the music.

Yeah. Tim Ferr wrote the... So you're pretty much an extended member of Tate that, pretty much. I wish. I could stretch that. I mean, is that a thing, yeah. I mean... Tim Firth.

Tim Firth has written the... Lyrics. Well, Gary and Tim did the lyrics together. Gary's the score and Tim's the book. But it's all intertwined anywhere, to be honest. It's not a musical. in the idea of bit of script song, a bit of script song, bit of script song, like a lot of musicals are.

It flows very naturally from one to the other. There's a lot of underscoring throughout the piece. So it's really, really, there's not a lot of song songs in it. That's not the shepherful to Gary at all. It's been designed not to be like that. It really flows throughout and it's really exciting. It's like a play with music, don't we? As opposed to the musical, like Lescar.

Wow. Oh, good. And I've just been told by my producers that Ben, you have been nominated for an Olivia Award for your best-supporting actor. Yeah. Good then. So the awards are going to be in April.

Yeah. Well done, my boy. Love that. Wow. First time on the West End. Best supporting actor, Olivia. Unbelievable. It's quite weird, really.

That's crazy. April 9th is the award, so just go and have a good time and whatever happens happens. Exactly, man. That's exactly how I felt. And then, of course, I won it. Most people don't know that about Noel.

No, they don't know that. He won a theatre, Olivia Award. I've got an artist of a movie. Amazing. What you imagine all that. Is that true? Yeah, it's very true. 100% true.

That is brilliant. People don't know that because they see me in the films and they think that's what he does. But you know, but you got to remember before the films, there's like there's foundations that I laid years before. Yeah, I've got an Olivia award, yeah. Nice. That's so cool. But naked on stage, aren't you? Yeah, not for that play.

Oh, okay. The play. The play before that, the play before that, yeah, butt naked, wheelie out, everything. Oh, my gosh. What did you win the Olivia Award for? A player at the Royal Court called Where Do We Live in 2002 when you guys were in primary school or maybe in nursery? Cool.

How did it feel when you said your name? How did you feel? Was it like? It's all right, man. You got a... All right. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I'm figuring you guys are like from working class.

Like, you weren't actors before, same as me. I didn't like training all that. So like, I don't really, I didn't really buy into the gravitas. And it doesn't affect me in the way that it would, someone that was trained to believe that that's the be all and end all of everything. Yeah. If you go to sometimes drama school and you're told that is the, that's the Oscar of theatre, that's the bill and everything. Then you get in there and you're like, oh my God, oh my God.

Like the guy next to me was like, he was nominated as well and I'm sitting there like that. And then it's like, and now and they announced it in the names and he's like, he grabs my arm and I'm thinking, why is he grabbing my arm? Why is he grabbing my arm? You know what I mean? And then he said mine and he let go and I just went up and like it affected him. But had I not won, it wouldn't have affected me that way. Do you know what I mean? And I thought that's the best way to take it. Just know how lucky you guys are to be on that stage and enjoy it.

Like, you never would have fought in your life this would happen. So if you don't get it, you haven't lost anything. You've come away with a nomination, do you know what I mean? But if you do, just take it on, take it in your stride, man. You know what I mean? Yeah, no. Yeah. So for anyone listening who's then going to go and see the girls,

so they can try and put your voice to who you are. Who do you play in the play? I play Jenny. I play Tomo. I play Danny. and Danny is the son of the woman whose idea it is to make the calendar Tomo is Danny's best mate

and who's another son of one of the girls who's the quite chorus son put by the wonderful Claire Machen my mama and she's the quiet mistress of the WI yeah and Jenny's quite a sassy little minks so that surprises me out there not when they would have thought

yeah she's quite sassy and she likes to mess with Danny's head a lot and that's all I can say because then I'd ruined a bit of the story there Yeah. Okay. His head on his shoulders, yeah? Yeah. I was thinking about, I'm going to say anything.

You're allowed to. On the show, you're allowed to. Just clarifying. And so where are you guys from, north I'm hearing? Where are you guys? Well, Ben and I are from Yorkshire because we have got good souls. I'm from the other side of the Penn Eyes. I'm from Lancashire.

We don't tend to talk about too much. There's a lot of stuff that we just have to. Did any of you guys know each other before? No. No? Although Ben and I Worked out that we once spent an evening In the same theatre

In Doncaster in a school trip Which was slightly odd That we definitely wanted the same night You're like rotated Yeah How weird Different schools Different schools

Yeah yeah yeah Ben's a lot better than mine But It's all right Josh It's all right So have you guys Relocated to London now For the show

Yeah We've got to move down Is that was that fun Yeah How old are you guys Have they put you up in hotels Or apartments or what No we've got our own digs

We had to find our own places to stay. Shut up. Gary Barlow couldn't even sort of you out. It's good, because it's good really to have this experience as you know at this age because you've got to find your feet and just sort of do it really. It's growing up as well. Growing up with the show and it's cool. It's really exciting.

Did you three live together now? No. I've got a lovely carball box behind Astda in Greenwich. Ben's got it. Are you? Buckingham Palace? No, I do live here. He's now in the West Wing.

Fantastic. Yeah. We just got flats and that, yeah. Yeah, we thought we'd exist. separate because I would kill these two. I would literally watch. I think I believe that as well. I believe that. I want to joke if you like you're like guys. I'm like that girl. She was on the show. She was in girls. Right, we're going to just pop to some music and then I think afterwards you guys are really cool. I think we could play some games

because we do this thing called mock auditions so me and Noel play director and we just jump into scenes and I think if your guys are up for it. Brilliant. Let's try it. I'm not promising anything good but I'll try. That's all right. It's Weird and wacky and funny. So let me just go to some music. Last time I tried to put the song on, the computer like bounced back at me. I hope you playing good tunes today, babe.

Oh, I did it again, see, did it again. Click through, click through, click through, click through. Boom, right. This is Enter the Ninja from Dianewood. Have you seen the film Chappie? Yeah, yeah, the robot thing. It was the guy that did District 9. South African.

And I saw Dianewood this band live last year in Iceland. And I like the film. I thought the film was gone. I like the soundtrack. we're going to listen to us. We'll see. We'll see. It's my music. Jeanne's that. A lot of technicals today, man. So much.

A lot of technicals today. The shows are shambles today. Apart from my wonderful guests, obviously. It is. We're back. Just about. God, I don't know what's going on. Right. So, let's play this game. Right. Okay. If you've just joined us, guys, it's back here and chill. No Clark, Johanna James. We've got three of the lovely guys from The Girls' The Musical. And we thought we play a game of mock audition.

So Noel is going to be auditioning for his new movie Because that's what he does makes really good movies But he's going to go about outside the box today And so we're going to think of some fun characters Let's just see what we can do And we're going to go Facebook So we're going to go Facebook So you can give everybody a wave at home

We are Facebook So hello I've got a harambimoth Right Okay Yeah okay That's terrifying isn't it So that's a bit weird

What are you thinking? I'm thinking Right That you guys have just come back from the battlefield you look like you just come back about the battlefield

you guys have just come back to the bathroom to your apartment to your house only to find your parents have been replaced by robots as in robot one

and robot two without alerting them to the fact you know you have to figure them out why you guys have to pretend you are their parents. Right, okay. We have to what? We have to pretend we're their parents. So Ben and Josh are coming back from the battle.

Yes. And we're the robots. And they're the robots. So they're pretending they're your parents. They look exactly like your parents but you just know something's not quite right. Okay, and you two are brother and sister.

Should we do this? Which one read? Who's my husband? What are you with his sister? What I'm going to say? Yeah. I should have a big bit, isn't I? You're my husband?

No, no, no. Oh, Ben's my husband? No, no, no, no. No, he's my husband. You're sorry, with the sexy tash right there. Okay, let's skip this a go. It's probably a prop that. Okay, so you can just say action with your board

whenever you're ready. You've got to figure them out, and you guys don't want them to figure you out. As far as they're concerned, you are the parents. Ready and, and action. Hi, dad. Hello, son. Welcome home, son.

Thanks. Something a bit fishyy getting on here. What do you mean, fishy? Well, Saddam, I must have. Saddam. Would you like a marmalade and fish finger sandwich? Yeah, go on then. See? You know me so well.

Ah, the human likes the fish. Yes, he does. The human likes the fish. What does you mean the human likes the fish? What's going on? What's good at? I can't be casting this movie. You're great, you're great.

Yeah, thanks. I feel like the son has some sexual tension with his mother. Oh, this is taking a real turn. This is very weird data. Very weird. Stay away from my missus, son. I mean, right. I'm not entirely sure what to say now. This has gone incestuous. That's fine. Keep going to.

Right, sister. That's you. You're not going to question your parents about why they're acting weird? Why? I just got it. How was the war? Was it successful? Yeah, yeah, it was. Did you kill and mutilate many successful war things? Yeah.

I love the loft. I think that from the sweat on your faces, I can only imagine what a traumatic time you've had. Please sit, I shall massage your feet and balls. Thanks, Mom. Is that not the correct? Is that not the correct? correct appropriate thing to say for her mother.

No, I reckon something's up. Needing a lot of water. I've... Can robot drink? Oh yes. No, you don't know that she's a robot. Oh, sorry. Are you a...

Have you not seen? Say what? You've just made yourself look like a idiot there by saying that. Everything else was fine. Have you not... You get the part. You get the part.

I don't want to be in that piece of shit. He's not playing. I don't want to be in that piece of shit. I've got to tell you, man. I got to tell you, man. I got to tell you, that was a lot of fun. You guys are fun. Yeah, that was funny.

Well done. We're not going to be out of work after this. No, no way. Playing the game is fun, mate. Everyone does it. Exactly. Brilliant. That was very impressive.

I think... I should shut that. You didn't have a lot of impact. It was impressive because it's just like, you know, when she comes up with that stuff, like even the saying and stuff like, well, this is taking a turn. That's just quality. It's just funny. Do you know what I mean?

So, like, yeah, good. Well done. Well, that. People who are just like logging into the radio right now are being like, what the hell is going on? We've been playing mock auditions live on. Food Bar Radio. We've got the cast of the Girls The Musical. Which is the real important thing. Which is the real important thing we're talking about today from the Phoenix

Theatre. So you guys are performing tonight? Yes. We are. Great. Brilliant. Okay. And do... I'm on sale till July. I'm on sale till July. I thought you did it. I thought you did it as well. You're on sale. How much? How much? How much? What for me? Yeah. Well, we can chat.

That's Bill Finnet. Sorry. And lastly, do you have anything that you do specifically to prepare before you go on. Do you have any sort of like rituals? Apart from having the wee off. Apart from the week. You can take your wig off now, man. Cheers. I was quite enjoying it.

I have quite a lot of rituals actually. I like do the same thing before every show. I have the same routine. What the same, like, plot. Every show. Yeah. But I'm trying to get out of it because otherwise you just get into bad habits. You might get into a bit of OCD there. Yeah. Yeah, I don't like doing stuff like that.

I like to free it up. I like to do different things every time before a show. Yeah. Because I'll just get really bored. Yeah. Like to go and meet people, visit people like through it. You don't see everyone in the castle all the time, do we?

No, that's true. If we don't go to people in the dressing rooms, we hardly ever see them. It's nice to keep friends, isn't it? Yeah, and is it a big cast? It must be. 28? It's not massive.

It's not a big dead of the musical. Yeah, as in, yeah, but it's not like, there's not a huge ensemble that's singing, dancing and all that sort. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, some musicals have like 50. Yeah, exactly. So everybody knows everybody, which is perfect

because it is like a little Yorkshire village. And becomes like a family, I guess, when you're working together for so long. So guys that are listening to that here, obviously, you see that, you know, you don't always have to be a trained actor. You don't always have to go to drama school. There are other ways, and that's what we always try and tell the listeners

that obviously drama school and that's good, but there are other ways, and these guys have proved it. They've gone to open auditions and become these actors in this really massive musical. What's next for you guys? What's actually happening? Are you focused on the show or are the things bubbling for after? God knows.

Focus on the show for now. It's a relative amount of contract. which is lovely. Like we don't know when we're finishing if, you know, because there's, there's, if the show goes on tour or anything like that, you know. Might go to Broadway. Because it's new, it's not, we've not come into it

and it's just there sitting, you know, for example, the shows that are always sitting there limits and stuff in the West End, castes come and cast go. Yeah. Because this is a new cast. Yeah. I can't believe I'm sat in this hat saying this. Casco and Casco.

Whereas with this, because it's new, we've been with it and we'll stay with it, I think, for as long as we can. Yeah, great. get away with it, as long as we haven't got facial hair. Yeah, yeah. You've got to keep looking young. Yeah, I know.

Use that moisturizing cream every night. I know. Keep useful. Great. Thank you so much for coming in. Thanks for coming in. That's brilliant. I'm going to try and put another song on.

This is Hot Child in the City from what is it called? I forgot the name of the show. It's on Netflix. Great. Great. Rivendale. Riverndale.

Yeah. Archie, Riverdale. Riverdale. Oh, you're watching it? I don't watch it, no. Oh, I got excited then. I love that show. It's so good.

And I love all the music on it. So let's just see if this works. One, two, three. Let's pray. Yes. Boom. Okay. This is back row and chill.

Yes. Yeah. A bit of a chaotic show today, but you know, we're getting there. We're getting there. We're getting ready with the weekend. So something that is coming out on the weekend.

For those of you that do remember it when you were young, is Power Rangers. Power Rangers. Go, go, Power Rangers. Yeah, so I mean, I remember. I think I was like 14, 15 when that show was on. Yeah. And, um, I'm trying to be.

was in primary school. I was little, but I loved it. Or you're in university already because you're older than me. And they've made a Power Rangers film. And it stars Duckrey Montgomery, Naomi Scott, R.J. Siler, Becky G.

Ludi Lynn, Bill Hader. Brian Cranston, as Zordon, I think, and Elizabeth Banks. Yeah, she's the baddie. She is the baddie. A hot baddie. I know one of these.

Why are we not getting one of these in? I know Naomi Scott. Let's get Naomi Scott in. See if you can sort that out. Let's go talk to her. If she's around. Yeah, I've seen the trailer I'm like, I'm up for seeing it.

I think it's because I'm so nostalgic to the, as a team, as a young person. They better have the song, in it. Oh, yeah, for sure. At some point. And like the original version, like proper guitars and everything. At some point, they should have a song. So I just got to bring someone up here. I've just looked at this, you know, some of the news this week.

Yeah. Apparently, I've not factually seen this, but the researchers tell me, Gwenith Paltrow has published a guide to anal sex. Gwyneth Paltrow. Didn't know she would, went that way. Well, I mean, a lot of people do, but Gwendo Paltrow has published a guide to anal sex. She talked, you know,

in the guide, you know, in the introduction published on her website, she assures readers that if anal turns you on, you're definitely not alone. So I think she basically loves it up the bum. She loves it up the bum, doesn't she? She's published a whole book about it. She must love it in the chaffa. So, I mean, I, guys,

I mean, tell me, tell me, because personally, personally, I don't, I don't like it in the bum myself. I mean, I don't know if it's and also, they say, they do say, at the end, that what's good for the goose is good for the gander. So tell us, tell us, tell us. This is a film show. Gwyneth Paltrow is an absolute legend actress.

She's won Oscars and stuff like that. And has revealed, I'm guessing, due to her publishing the guide to anal sets that she loves it in the bum. Do you love it in the bum? Yeah, what's the verdict on this? Yeah, maybe like tweet us. Tweet us in at Fubour Radio or email in Chill at Fulbar Radio.com. I'm a no bummer. Johanna loves it in the bum.

Do you love it in a bum? I have had I have partaken she loves it she loves it let's call your mum let's call your mum oh no no let's not call my mum you know I love your mum's

I'm always on to her you know that stay away from my mum's bum alright let's just not involve my mum's bum but yeah I think I think there may be that she's maybe appealing to sort of a generation who feel like it's that anal sex is not part of

like they're saying here a healthy heterosexual relationship Gwenith lays down the reality about anal, adding that less than half of heterosexual couples have had it. And it says the book is amazing, not just for straight up factual information on practicality of any sex you can think of, but also non-judgmental at times and humorous at times. Well, of course. Well, I mean, one thing that's for sure is that bum sex is going to be funny at some point.

The doctors are saying... Yes, the doctors are saying. If you ask any doctor or nurse, they will probably have a few funny stories at their sleeve of people who have gone into A&N. because of things that have happened. Oh yeah, my sister-in-law's a doctor and she's told me loads of stories. Yeah, like people, things in various places. The things that people want to try and put up their bum

and other places. It's so, and what's more funny is, like, the get-out stories that they try and say, like, oh, it's just cleaning a window and I fell on a dildo. Yeah. And it disappeared. Yeah.

Actually, of course, my sister-in-law doesn't tell me any stories because she's a doctor and she's not allowed, so just clarify that. Back track! Just clarify that. But I've heard many stories. I mean, oh, you meant your, when you say sister-in-law, you mean like your sister, like your friend. Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course, yeah.

That's the one. So we got a little message here from Susie. Oh, yeah. Susie says, hey, Noel and Johanna, don't be so prudish, Noel. You know what they say. No bum, no bum, no fun. From Susie. No bum.

Susie, baby, thanks for listening, firstly, to Backgrove and Chil with Clarkie and Johan James. But it's just not for me. It's not for me. I'll make movies all day long and stuff like that. And I'm fine with putting what I got in. places but I ain't that things in my bum is not for me oh but you're not you're not saying that you're not adverse to the other way around no it's yeah yeah I'm just yeah you'll give some no it's not yeah no okay um well we've got another one here it's from silver and clapham says

hell no one's going near my body or is it booty body that says body okay um I like things coming out of it not into it well from silver and clapham thanks silver thank you that's the graphic but I mean technically I love it body silver lives in the 9040s man I love it botchy yeah keep I'm with you silver tweeting in tweeting football radio

email in to the show I think Natalie loves it she's grinning over there she loves it are you a pro bum she loves it or no bum she's shaking her head

but she's doing one of those no mean yes things she's laughing because you're laughing there's um I mean this is a very weird thing for Winnis Palch as well she loves it as well look at her silence

there you go she's gone red already bright red Grinith Paltjo publishing a guide I mean that's not the thing I thought she would you know she sticks to like

salads and acting yeah I mean she can't be she can't be she can't be having trouble paying the bill she's like

branching out she's doing well I mean we've got here let me just read it ha ha luck look at that one look at this message

we just got oh no dear Mr Clark too much information from Johanna's mom I love it I love the fact that your mom

listens to this show and I can tease her every week because she's so sexy. You are sexy. Didn't think she was going to be left. If you change your mind, just give me a shout. You know where I am. Your daughter's got my number. Oh, just stop. Just stop. Let me just

stoop. That's what, yeah. I'm going to just read out a little excerpt here from Gwynis Paltrow's guide. It says, if there is pain, perhaps try replacing a penis with a well-lobed, gloved, gloved finger. It'll help glide more easily and be more pleasurable for the person on the receiving end. Go Gwyneth. Yeah. And the other way around, it also allows the woman to do play on the male. Not happening.

Not happening. No. Okay, well, that's enough about bum sex, I think, for a Friday. Not much to do with films, only connected because Gwendo Paltrow is an Oscar winning actress. Has there been a film where bum sex is in? Loads of films. I just want to think, oh no, well, there's been the girl with the dragon tattoo, but that was not consensual bum sex.

Well, that doesn't count technically then So, yeah There's loads of films Okay, we'll have to have a look Right, let's have a look Oh, we've got a competition Of course you're back So we've got a big competition today

So guys, get over to the Twitter Make sure you're following at Fubar Radio We have got, not one, but two vinyl copies of the Brotherhood soundtrack Like proper old school records, big square disc Even if you do not have a record player It just looks cool It's cool

He looks cool, opens out, got loads of pamphlets and photos and stuff. And it's signed by the director of brotherhood. Which is you? It is me. I'm in my radio person guys today, so I pretend it's not me. Oh my God, do you like a director? Oh my God. So cool.

We're going to be giving it away to two lucky winners, and we've got two weeks to give away for a while. So make sure that you're following at Fubar Radio. And all you've got to do is retweet the video that we're going to be putting out now. Or a bit before. Yeah. It's already out. It's out. Great timing, team.

Great timing. And we will be choosing the two winners and we'll try and get you on the phone on my show next week. If we pick you, so go send us some love, some funny emojis or something. Let's stand out from the crowd, people. So another little thing here, just quickly. So Ryan Gosling, he's been getting in a bit of trouble because at the Oscars, when Moonlight was suddenly announced his best film, he was laughing. And those pictures gone viral.

And people are wondering why he's laughing and what he's actually laughing at. So we love Ryan Gosling, great actor, very very. very, very nice person. I found it hard to believe that he would be laughing at Moonlight because he doesn't seem like that kind of guy. So he has now clarified, not because of me. I didn't phone him up like, yo Ryan, what's quite? Oh, that's upset. But I know, I could. It should have but he's clarifying. So he was watching people

rushing on stage, panicking with headsets and whatnot. And he thought there was a medical emergency. He thought something had gone wrong, which is why people were right on. He says, his laughter was relief when they announced that actually they got it wrong and Moonlight had won. He's laughed in relief because he realized

that all those people are going crazy. and actually it wasn't that much of a big deal. It's like nervous laughter. Yeah, yeah. I happen to believe Ryan. Yeah, I believe him. I believe him, so let's all just show Ryan Goslin I love. No offense.

It is a funny situation. You've got the biggest award at the biggest ceremony. In the world. And in the whole world, and they can cock it up. And it's so like prestige. It's a bit like anything that goes wrong, the more important it is and high art it is. The more it goes wrong, the more kind of funny is.

I would have been laughing. for sure I don't know if I would have been laughing but but then also people react weirdly like I remember my brother fell down the stairs once and oh man that's great that's a little sorry but I proper laughed at him but I was really concerned for him

but my nervous energy came out in fun he was like getting more and more angry at me like stop laughing I do that I do that nervous laughing yeah and I just was laughing because I was nervous and it was my only way you know I've got people like you know get really like you know really badly you know hurt that I know and they're like why you're smiling I'm like I don't know what I'm like yeah exactly like I don't know

why I'm laughing right now yeah I'm either gonna know but it does that sometimes um it does right um stay tuned because we've got our next guest coming up on the show so we're gonna go to a little bit of music um and stay and stay tuned because we're gonna be talking to um a songwriter and producer wow um I'm gonna go for something else from 10 things I hate about you soundtrack this is fnt on back row and chill Back row and chill with Johanna James and Noel Clark on Fubar Radio

Welcome back It's just gone 5 o'clock 5 o'clock Back row and chill We've got our second guest in the studio So a huge welcome to Rally Long Welcome welcome Hi thank you

Oh lovely nice radio voice How are you? I haven't got it's a voice not face How you doing sir Yeah I'm good yeah How are you good Yeah I'm great man No no no

Well I was just going to jump in To introduce well let you introduce sort of who you are and what you do. Okay, cool. Because you do lots of different. Yeah, sort of. Yeah, so I'm basically saying a songwriter and I put out a record two years ago,

which is my debut called Hovranes. And that's kind of fokey with strings and orchestral arrangements and stuff. And since then I've put out another EP and I've done a film soundtrack and now I'm gearing up to release my second record. I love film. Film soundtracks is my like

Go-to iTunes Spotify thing. I love it. Either, I mean, two ends. Either like, you know, modern indie movie stuff or like full Star Wars, you know, on the tube. And you're a composer,

because you're a composer, is all right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, the skills are all, I think the skills are all fairly... Interchanging. They're fairly intertwined. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But yeah, I really, I love soundtracks.

And I think I've always... I enjoy it as much. and that's kind of a challenge because actually to do the two things they're both full-time they both take an amount like a lot of work so it's I mean

it's not like you can just it's not like soundtracks are easier than doing songs it takes as much so it's basically if you want to do both which I kind of do you kind of have to not sleep so tell us tell the listeners because obviously we're mostly a film show

but obviously we do that too but tell us like how do you how does one if they're listening to people that are wanting to get into film, how does one go about trying to become a person that does film soundtracks? It's super hard. I mean, yeah. I know. I know.

You know, I think the best possible way is just find friends, people your age, people younger than you, people older than you, who are making films of any sort and just work with them. I mean, that's kind of why. Sidel up to the sound department, like, hey! Well, yeah, but you start even

even like way lower than that, you know, just someone making something for fun. Okay. Just say, I've got some tracks and then try and do something with them and they might go on to do big things or they might have friends who do big things

I think that's the only way to approach it or I guess there are people who are like classily trained and they go to they go to like academies and there are like that I didn't do any of that

I mean I'm complete self-taught so I think just just do stuff and that's what I always say to people and they're like how do I go about writing a film I'm like well for a start write it to sit down and actually start writing

and it will go from there so yeah Great. And that is a pretty, that's a pretty sexy job title. And you're in a bar. What do you do? Like, I'm a composer. Yeah.

It's like Mozart has nothing on me. I try not to really use the word composer very much. I think I stuck it on my Twitter, but then Twitter, I always changing what's on my Twitter bio. I'm constantly deleting it and then changing. No, it's brilliant. I think that's really cool. I've only met one other, I had a friend who had a boyfriend who was a composer and I was like, that's sexy. That's cool.

Yeah. Did you still have a boyfriend? No, I wished. But these days it's probably just like a computer and you're just tapping into like Garrett's a composer He's like bam bam bam bam bam It's probably not a guy with a quill

I was just imagining like an open shirt A quill sort of really sexy Shakespearean Summer's Night And you're just writing some sort of symphony No, okay I'm way too dramatic I reckon Riley does I reckon you do that You still do that you have your quill at arm that Yeah

I've got my feathered quill So what was the movie that if you want to check out Your sort of soundtrack some stuff Yeah, so the most recent one I did is called The Darkest Universe, and I co-scored that with my friend Arthur, and we just kind of went at it for ages. What, you and Arthur just went at it? Yeah, yeah, we just went at the soundtrack.

Yeah, true. I was listening to it, yeah, okay, that's not good. But yeah, and yeah, so it took a while to do, but, yeah, it came out last year, and it was like an East End Film Festival, and I think it's, I think you can find it online. You can find it on iTunes, obviously. Well, you can find your stuff on SoundCloud.

Yeah. So you want to shout out your sound quote and people are like, let's see. Yeah, I mainly say just go to Spotify is probably the best place. Oh, Spotify's your one. Okay, sorry, go to Spotify. Yeah, so it's just my name. But the challenge is spelling that because it's like R-A-L-E-G-H.

Yes. R-A-L-E-H. Almost like the bike, but the bike has an eye in there. Yeah, yeah. That's exactly right, yeah. Like the bike, remove the eye, done. Yeah, that's probably what should be my Twitter handle. That's your bio.

Like the bike without an eye. Yeah. The bike without an eye. Okay, fine. Thanks, yay. That's good. But please keep composer in there because I think that's going to get you certain points. Cool.

And so with, when you compose, so obviously, do you see like the final version of the film and then you go? No, it depends. I mean, that, I guess, is the sort of ideal dream situation. But normally it's much earlier than that. And then the film keeps changing. And then the music keeps changing. Yes. Yeah.

I mean, with the Darkest Universe, that changed so much. it started as the film was a bit more it's a kind of sci-fi slash drama like romantic drama with a little bit of a sci-fi tinge but at the beginning it was really quite sci-fi so the music we started making was really synth-heavy and then as the film developed it became more about the human interest story

so the synths went out and kind of pianos and woodwinds came in so the soundtrack I mean I've got the kind of demo soundtrack and it's just completely different I love how you guys just know like they'll go they'll go, you'll be listening to a song and you like, oh did you hear the woodwinds and that?

And I'll be like, no. I didn't hear anything. Yeah, exactly. Oh, I love the guitar and that's not a guitar. That's a, that's a banjo. What are you talking about? I can't tell. Yeah, I've annoyed many a composer

by changing my film, you know, during the, because you change a film during the edit process consistently. Yeah. But any good filmmaker, you're starting to put music in as you're going along,

you're getting your composers to put music on as you going along. And, you know, they'll compose a beautiful piece that fits, it's the scene and is about a minute long because you've made a scene a minute long. And then in the edit I go, you know what, that's 30 seconds too long. I'm going to cut it.

And then I go to the camera. But I've cut this. And he's like, but it's right in the middle of my piece. And I'm like, yeah, but you can find a way to end it earlier. And yeah, so I get it. It's a really difficult job, isn't it? Yeah, it's tricky. But it's all fun.

I mean, that kind of playing around, because you can find, you find new solutions. You come up with edits and sounds that you just didn't think you were ever going to do. Yes, well, they've had no choice because I've done it. Yeah. And I kind of work slightly the opposite way, so I write a lot of like sketches for online and whatnot, and I'll get them from

music, so I'm going through YouTube, I'm going through Spotify, and I'll just like go on a random and I'll listen. And if anything inspires me of like a funny scenario, I'm like, this kind of, I see bumping into your ex in a bar and then I edit then I edit to the beat of the song.

Right, okay, yeah. Or I find, because there's a lot of copyright and stuff with the internet, you can kind of get away with the bit, but if you do remixes of songs or old songs, you can get around the copyright. So I'm just forever going into the depths of YouTube and being like trap version of 1950s Christmas hits.

Well, trap music is like really in at the moment for soundtracks apparently. Oh, really? Not quite gone down that. I'm ahead of the game with my work. So is that the way to get around the copyrighting? Yeah, because everything's copyrighted and everything's got Facebook and Instagram and stuff. they have like a scanner so that if you put more than 15 seconds up of a song, they'll just pull it and you get penalised and you can,

like the worst case scenario would be that your Instagram or your Facebook would be taken down. So are you inspired by the music or the words or both? The music. The music. Normally it's the beat. I can kind of see like an editor. So I do it the other way around. So if you guys making music to what you see,

I hear the music and then I put stuff in and I edit it around. I'm like, oh, that's interesting. because even like when I'm making the films as well I do see I know what kind of feel the score has to have you know the composer has to you know like we there's a scene in the last film where the guys mom dies and you know it crescendos and it's all this kind of stuff and when you first delivered it I was like that that's not that doesn't worry

that's terrible right it's got to be like this and go up and but now it's brilliant it's absolutely brilliant at that moment and I think people forget what music adds to yeah yeah you know and I know it's a difficult thing we got a question in here from Morrill Oh, we do. Mariah. It says, hey guys, are there any films which you really hated the soundtrack to?

Lots of Love, Mariah. We can direct back. Riley, go ahead, man, anything. There quite often is, but I'm not sure that I remember things that I don't like very much. But quite often, no, I can't give you a name, but quite often I'm watching a film. I'm like, this film is kind of amazing, but I'm going to have to just watch it and not listen. Although last night was really cool. I was watching this film called Mean Creek from 2004, which is an amazing film.

It was on Netflix. Netflix? Okay. Meen Creek, guys. Just write this down. And that's got a really cool soundtrack. It's got a lot of indie music from that kind of time, like the mid-naughties.

So that was quite cool. The other funny thing is I was watching it with subtitles. So whenever the music came on, it would tell you what the music was. So it would be like wistful, melancholic theme plays. And I'd be like, yeah, that's a wistful melancholic theme. Question? Subtitles just because?

Because I've been doing that recently as well. just because I'm quite busy doing other things sometimes yeah yeah and I used to hate subtitles but I think from flying you kind of get used to having them on and then it's kind of it's kind of okay to have them on it's quite fine I have a legit reason I'm partially deaf and we're a hearing aid so I find subtitles really useful

because especially it's like a mombly film or something or if there's other people in the room I like the subtitle yeah yeah that makes sense but I was a bit annoyed by I liked or also didn't like you know the interstellar soundtrack I felt like it was, I liked it, but also it just didn't work sometimes, I think, in the scene. It was just like very hard horn music.

Just like, da-ha! That was really intense. Yeah, yeah. I was like, it's what it? And you're having like a nice, Matthew McConaise crying or something. And then it's like some sort of church organ, like, do, do, do, do, do, do, do. I'm going to be thinking about this for a long time. If maybe we can get the Twitter details or the contact details, and I can.

And you can tweet them back. I can send, because I can't think of it right now, but there are a couple of films. in the last year where I've gone, oh, this is good, but not. I think I was the annoying. I'm sure we'll have Mariah's detail somewhere. Thanks on a question, Mariam. Oh, I like it as well. You know, there was a film of the Heath Ledger film,

A Knight's Tale. And I think this was like 10 years before Guardians of the Galaxy, where they decided that they were going to use modern music in a medieval themed film. Yeah, that's amazing. That's really good, that one. And like that, so they're going to the medieval banquet, and they're dancing to David Bowie.

Yeah, I remember that. The idea being, because they thought they could have done the scene with actual medieval music, but they thought two medieval teenagers, that horn music would have been like David Bowie. And they would have been dancing and getting their sexy groove on. Yeah. To the do, do, do, do.

It's interesting, you know. But actually, it's the opposite, because a knight's tale, fictional or not, is set in the past. I think the reason I didn't quite buy it, the reason I didn't quite get it. And the film was okay. But it was set in the past, but it was using music that wouldn't have been composed

for another thousand years. Guardians of the Galaxy set in the future is set far far in the future and thus technically you could like stuff back in the 70s yeah do you know what I mean

so I kind of bought that a little bit more I don't think there's any soundtracks that I didn't particularly like I think like yourself if I don't like it I don't remember it yeah I don't sort of go around hating it at the other time and it'll be more

and if I'm more visual anyway so it'll be more like the program I don't like right now I'm watching Iron Fist on Netflix Oh, the Marvel one. The Marvel one. And I've watched Daredevil, loved it. Watch Jessica Jones, loved it.

Luke Cage, loved it. I'm not digging this one. But your part, you're still going through. I'm one of those people that, if I start something, I have to finish it. Oh, that's amazing. Yeah, I have to, I can't. I've lost that thing. Like a meal.

No, no, yeah. Oh, I always finish a meal. I can never, I'm not one of those, because, you know, something could happen in the last second of the last episode that unlocks a twist and you go, this is why. Genius. Actually, I've got this, there's something crazy.

The thing I'm doing with Netflix at the moment is watching a show almost until like halfway through the last episode and then stopping. I don't know why. It's like,

I don't want to see your grand finale back. I watched some really long one. What was it? Not called coherence. It was called continuum. It's like a really, really long sci-fi. On Netflix.

It's pretty good. It's pretty good. I do like a sci-fi. So what would be your dream if you could just get the keys to any, dream film to compose to do like what kind of would you do like a horror

like a guardians or like a I think it would have to be like a kind of probably a sci-fi film of some sort of kind of sci-fi film or more like yeah yeah probably one of the full-on ones I'm not so into the like arrival I was not crazy about I like that yeah

but you like the fact that I'm not crazy or you like it I quite enjoyed that film actually yeah I like you're more into the it was just a little bit like minimal in the way that's a real trend at the moment of all, in all genres, but particularly in like action and sci-fi is to take a very minimal thing.

Yeah. It's like kind of really, and I kind of prefer like the kind of 90s and naughty's films which are just like, like a star game. Like a big, yeah, yeah. It seems to have stopped a bit.

Yeah, well I love. I watched a film the other day. My dad, me and my dad got like to watch like 80s classics and we'll go through the VHS and we'll find one. And there was one that we missed, which was called, don't tell mum

the babysitter's dead Oh great Yeah have you seen it Yes So we both hadn't seen it So we dug that out And like immediately It was made in like 91

It's like late 80s early 90s movie And like the whole Soundtracks back then You would just never ever ever In a million years Have like a really serious sort of scene And have like

Do do do do do Yeah they're crazy I love it though It's so nostalgic Nostalgia to my childhood now There's like a theory about that There's this thing on YouTube about how temp music has like changed the way that soundtracks are made.

So nowadays composers will grab like a something, or a director will grab something from a previous film and put it in there and then use it for a long time. Then they'll get really hooked on it. And then they'll be like, to the composer, can you make something just like this? So essentially what you're having is that films are just constantly repeating the same soundtrack. And it's getting more and more serious because directors, you know,

then they're going to go for something that they've seen has worked in a previous film. Yes. They won't go for like an odd choice of something. kind of jaunty on a sad scene they'll just be like oh that sad one work there put it there and so it's kind of a classic example of that is that da da da da da da da da da da da that thing

there that's the Lord of the Rings that's like Lord of the Rings that's in Requiem for a Dream like years before years before and I don't know what the original thing is probably before that but like it really wound me up when everyone's like Dan Dan and the Lord of the Rings Lord of the Rings and I'm like no that's

Requiem for a Dream so that stuff yeah oh and then gladiator and parts of the Caribbean are like identical almost. The first part of the Caribbean soundtrack and Gladiator, everyone always gets them. Yeah, I think there is. There's a truth to that. Everyone's sort of bit scared to go outside of the...

And there's a film recently called The Lost City of Z, or Lost City of Zed. Yes. And that is made in the old style of like classic Charlton Heston style, it's a long epic movie. And they just trust that the audience that you don't need all the bang bang

and the quick editing and the score of it literally sounded like something from the 60s, like a 60 score over a movie and it felt like that the film was made years and years and years ago

but it was just made last year or the year before. So I like films that are going to go be brave enough and go back and what was the film that did really well? Eddie the Eagle

was inspired by Cool Runnings and they went full on 80s soundtrack that was amazing I really enjoyed. There's like a cool running's at the very end of that film is like a shout out to Cool Runnings, isn't there? Oh, and then here's the Jamaican boss lady.

Yeah, oh, and over on the Bob Slay. The Jamaican team are coming in. Like, they just like nodded to it. And the director said that he watched Cool Runnings with his children. He went, you know what? There are no films nowadays that I can show my kids that I like cool. He was like, I'm going to make a film to show my kids. Dexter.

Dexter, I think it was Dexter. Yeah, it was, yeah. And so I bought the album for that. No, actually, I got given it. The press release thing, but I listen to it again. I still listen to Eddie Eagle. I think it's great. Yeah.

Really good synth. Brilliant. Well, we could just in that all day about soundtracks and whatnot. So if anyone wants to just a recap where they can find your work and you want to shout out your Spotify and your Snapchat. Yeah, yeah. So I'm on all the things. So Spotify's a good place to go.

And yeah, it's just my name, Rory L-L-E-H-L-E-H. Long. Like the bike, no I. Yes. It's my new catchphrase. Thanks to you. That's brilliant. thank you so much for coming on.

All the best for the rest of it. I'm hoping to, in the near future, I'll see your name at the end of a movie title. At the end of an epic. Epic. And I'm like, he's done it, yay! Battle Star, sci-fi. Great.

All right, man, thanks a lot, man. Well, I'm going to go for, actually, this is the first time I've ever played a sound, because normally I play song songs from movies, and I'm playing a bit of Hans Zimmer. It's my first actual sound, oh, here we go. Computer's not liking this one again. But this is from,

This is the Illis Gangster on the Block again from Chappi. Oh, yeah, amazing. Yeah, amazing, amazing. Let's do it. Hans Zimmer. All right, Hans, let's go. Our radio is proud to be an official partner of Stan and Calling 2017. This year's festival is taking place from the 27th to the 30th of July,

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Boom, back. Right, two things I've got to tell you straight off the back. Firstly, that track was fucking terrible. I don't give a fuck about that. You know what hands in me is alleged but that was fucking terrible. I think we lost about three of our five listeners right then. I completely zoned out and I'm actually sitting in it. Fucking like unbelievable.

How dare you? How dare you play a fucking terrible song like that? That's the person. Secondly, a film for you and Dad to watch together. Guys, throwing back a film from a long time ago Is a film called Willie Millie. A film called Willie Millie, which is from 1986, a comedy, and it also says fantasy, about a girl. It says the tagline is, last night,

Millie got more than a good night's sleep. And it didn't mean she got a good shagging. It meant that she woke up the next morning and she had a penis. But it sounds terrible now, because she's actually a child. I know. It sounds like a really bad. I wonder how PC it is. is if you watch it again.

It's from 1986. It's a film called Willie Millie. You should check it out. I wonder if back then as well, they were trying, you know, it might have had a transgender undertones and they couldn't tackle back in 86.

They couldn't really talk about sex changes much back in then. So maybe there's more going on in that film than we would have noticed back then and we should all watch it now. I'm going to watch it again. So find it, Millie Willie Willie, it's called.

I'm going to see what platform that's on and I'm going to find that film. It'll be somewhere, surely. It'll be somewhere. It already sounds a lot. I'm already like thinking about a parody comedy sketch about it. Yeah,

I thought you might. I thought you were going to say, I'm already thinking about going to sleep and waking up with a penis. I have thought about having a penis. I have a lot. I grew up with brothers, so I always got jealous of the fact

that they could just stand and pee wherever. And I had to always like crouch from... Yeah. But I don't know why you want one. You have a vagina. You can have as many penises as you like. I just don't know what you... No, I'd like to want to pee with one.

You want an 80. You want to own one. You want to own one. Yeah. You actually own one. And I have every... I think every girl's had a thought about, okay, if I had a willie...

Yeah. What would it be like? Every single year when I'm at the Isle of Wight trying not to piss my pants because I'm in the queue whereas all the boys have you guys out there really ever thought of that

have you ever wanted one? Yeah, everyone's thought about what they were saying this. Yeah, everyone's gone on. I'm really, look, I'm drowning in Easter's in here they've always said yes, they've always thought about that.

I've got dick envy. Totally. I've never thought of that that you guys actually want to win. Considering you can have any ones you want whenever you want them because of the other because of the good news

We want to actually have one that we can... And we can do swords with it. And, like, have sword fights and... Exactly. Then you would have over 15,000 less nerve endings. Really? And then how about that? How about that when you want to have a fiddle?

How do you know that, Dr. Clark? Why is this thing dead? This thing doesn't work. Why can't I feel it? All right, maybe not. 15,000 less nerve endings. You ruined it. And you wouldn't have your little button either.

How about that? Oh, we forgot to introduce you. Yeah, hi, I'm here. Lucy's back. Hello. Lucy Patterson, back in the studio. Talking about dicks. Lovely.

Talking about dicks and movies. Dick movie. Well, actually, we were talking about, just before you came, we were talking about anal sex in films. Because Gwyneth Paltrow has released a sort of anal sex guide. Apparently, is this true? I would like to actually see this. Show me a picture of this point.

I think it's true. And then we were having a little thing. Could we think of any movies that actually had? No, you were having a thing. I'm not interested in... Okay. We were having a chat out there. We were thinking of them.

So we had a little research in the break. And we've... Okay, so last tango in Paris. There was anal sex. Yeah. movie, oh, Nymphomaniac, and the Kingsman. The Kingsman? See, with the Kingsman, it was just a suggestion of it.

Whereas Last Angra in Paris, there's actual butter involved. And Nymphomaniac, they're spitt involved. You know, there's a really horrible story about the last hangarrow. There is actually, yeah. She didn't know that they were planning to do that stuff. That was recently, wasn't it? As well, she came out and said that. That's her.

I think she was only 19 at the time. That is bad, yeah. So listen, move your mic, Joe. I'm going to read this thing. Right, go on. We've just had a message from Phoebe. Mm-hmm. Phoebe says, and Phoebe, thanks for listening, firstly.

Phoebe says, hello, you've inspired me to try some bum sex this weekend. I've just googled it and it's very important to use lube and not Vaseline. So I'm going to pop to the shops after the show. Enjoy your weekend, Phoebe. Yay, Phoebe, you enjoy your weekend. What a great weekend, Phoebe, go, girl, you go, man. Why don't you fill us in? Well, after you get filled in, Phoebe, why don't you fill us in and let us know how it went?

Yeah, give us the... Also, why Vaseline and not Lou? we would like to know that. Oh yeah, what's the reason for that? Yeah. I think Vaseline's probably too sticky, yeah. Yeah, it's not going to, you need something that really helps slide. Yeah.

He needs some like WD40 or something. WD40. That's disgusting. And not baby oil. Why not? For either. Doesn't it break down the condom or something? Isn't there something in it there?

You're assuming Phoebe's going to use one though? Well, I would assume that most people are. Not even that. Baby oil, a lot of guys think, oh, baby oil. going to like get up, but actually it can cause infections inside women. It's not like

gynecology approved whereas lubes and stuff are designed to put up those areas where baby oil isn't. Maybe it was pretty good though. Baby was like really

really. It's good but it's not good for inside your bits. No. Well, I don't have to worry about that but I'll take it under consideration and if you're going to do both entrance exits. Have a wet flannel on a hot bucket by the side.

No, there is a specific order that you need. need to do it you cannot do back to front you got to do front yeah yeah there is yeah and then once you've done front to back you can't go back to front either exactly so you can't go back to mouth either oh well never go ass to mouth you can you can but that's a different show oh yeah oh well you get here Vaseline chafe's apparently is the reason right don't use Vaseline Phoebe you were very correct to google that well done that's natalie knows that was that you she knew she knew that from experience just don't use that

it's going to be like the code word It burns apparently Natalie says So it hits with some film Some film stuff Yes So let's get back to film Film reviews

What has people What have anyone seen And what do they What they likeing Well Well I did another cinema Double Bill today Apparently I don't have to go to work

Ever So I just went to cinema today And I started off with chips Okay Yeah yeah Which do you know what it's been ripped a new one by a lot of critics and I just think you boring bastards

do you know what? It was funny it's off the back of the 80s or 90s chips? 80s. The 80s TV show about the California Highway Patrol. Maybe even 70s. I think it might have been 70s actually. Yeah. And it's written and directed by Dax Shepard. Now I love Dax Shepard. I think he's just a wonderful idiot but he quite clearly knows what he's doing.

he's the rookie in this film and he teams up with an FBI agent that's undercover to find these dirty cops within the California Highway Patrol and he manages to get through because he is an ex-stunt bike rider like the dirt bikes and all the whole nitro circus stuff

and it actually pans out to be a pretty formulaic cop buddy movie but in and around that is such good chemistry between him and Michael Pena. Is it Pena? Pena. Pena. Who plays Ponce. For anyone who

actually knows the TV show chips, he plays punch and he actually plays him quite well. And Ponce makes a little... Camio. Appearance. Eric Estrada. Yeah. Yeah, which is really good. And it's out, is it? It's out today. It came out today. And do you know what? I would go and watch it in the cinema again. It was so laugh-out, loud, funny, and so stupid

and over the top and full of explosions. It's just entertaining. It's just entertaining. When Star Skin Hutch came back with Owen Wilson and Benziller. It's a bad film but it doesn't matter because it's just so funny. I was laughing around our stuff. I really was. It was me and a load of men in the cinema. There you go and see it today.

Anyone who wants to have a fun movie go and see Chips. Now I can vouch for the original show I used to watch when I was very young. I think Johanna was already in secondary school but I was very, very young and Chips used to come on and it was a really cool show at the time and I think you can't almost because times have changed, you can't almost remake those. show seriously you have to add a bit of fun yeah you do I think so Lucy is saying go and see absolutely go and see it back shepherd and Michael Pena and is that like um like 21 Jump Street it came from the series yeah and then and also Johnny Depp appearing making a came

brilliant well I went to see um beauty and the beast because that came out and I went straight last week's show I went straight to see it which um and I'm I really really liked it and I'm really precious. It's one of my favorite, favorite Disney, so I was very like, you better be careful of it, doesn't he? And I've got to say, Gaston, Luke Evans, he steals the movie. My favorite thing about that film was Luke Evans. He's amazing.

But also, Gaston in the film is just pure gross, but Luke Evans is actually kind of hot. And so, they then had to then go overboard in making him really mean, because otherwise he was actually attractive. And you're like, why is she with beats when she could be with him? Totally. Absolutely.

My boyfriend leaned over at the end when he turns when the beast turns human, he went, yeah, Gaston was well more fit than that. I think that's like the world's opinion. Yeah, so they had to then make Gaston a right dick. Like he punched Bell's father in the face and like, he was really a horrible piece of works. I just didn't care.

Because he looked gorgeous and he's in the void, his pipes. I had no idea. Yeah, he can see. Yeah, he's from musical theater. Now I know that now after I'd watch the film. But at the time, I was like, where is this coming from? So good. And Lefou as well, Josh Gad.

He was just everything that you, you know, really good comic and like just doing he was doing like the original Lafouba then just adding all the magic on top and I love the fact that they made him gay. Me too. It was so good and everything else I didn't like the extra they decided to put extra songs

I don't think they needed to. Because I was going to sing along to the ones I knew and then these other ones came on and I'm just like I don't know the thing I was a bit jarring and they were a bit I don't know they're a bit campy I didn't like them yeah didn't like that and I liked everything and everyone apart from Emma

because so obviously it's a musical she's not musically trained I could hear the auto tune from the first thing and I was like I'm going to ignore it I'm going to ignore it because she looks so pretty I'm going to ignore it but then I was getting annoyed at her because she has a scene where she comes out and and she's saying like madame

guess so she's like she's got she obviously had to come out of her house go down the steps throw chuck some thing in the air and like flounce off down the road she literally walked down the steps through the thing to the side and then turned around and walked up the road and I was like Darling, you're in a Disney. Like, you've got to do it, do it. I was like... Do you see what I mean by GCSE drama class when I said that?

I literally was like, I'm not like... No. I could have given something more... You know, she's like one of the biggest stars in the world, but you have to remember, she went to an open audition. To Harry Potter. Absolutely, yeah. And then got a career, you know.

I feel like she's earned her stripes now. But that doesn't mean that you've had the experience and lessons in musical. No. The auto-touching was obvious. what she could have done with that role. And like, as in your, you're walking and singing. And one of the things I learned at drama school is like...

I bet she gives zero fucks, you know that? Yeah. Oh, absolutely. And why should she? I mean, I don't know. She's overtaken Jennifer Lawrence to be the most well-paid woman. Good girl. Amazing.

Amazing. But, like, the opportunity, she got given a role, which you then, like, Lafoo did or Luke did. They got the role and then they went, I'm going to put my stick on it. And I'm going to, when I sing, I'm going to, like, be so in character and do everything, be in my whole body. And she just, she was. just placed and singing and autogen. I felt like she was terrified to do anything with the role.

And so I was really disappointing because Bell was like one of my favorite characters and she was like, I'm so glad to make Bell and I've made her really a feminist. I was like, you made her nothing, mate. Come on now. There was nothing. Lucy and Jana are ripping Emma.

I'm sorry Emma. I'm sorry Emma, but you could... You made her nothing. I would have loved for her to have taken just like a shot of vodka and just gone for it. But I really, really loved the film and I was having a great time. It's magical and love for it.

Yeah. It's just amazing. Well, I can't wait to see it now. It's so good. It's good. And the Beast is good and he's all sexy and good. I actually found the Beast more attractive than I did Prince. Is it Prince Adam?

Is he Adam when he's a prince? Yeah. Oh, yeah. You like a bit of rough though, don't you? Absolutely. So you'd rather have the Beast giving you some of Gwenith's book reality check. You know about me blush now? Stop talking about bum fix.

It's there. It's Guinness book. It's real. We have got confirmation. Just a double check. We've got Gwyneth's anal sexual. review up on the internet. So it is real way or not, just talking shit. And that's what Lucy wants

from the Beast. Yes. Please. I mean, it was, it was great. And there's a bit when he's like... I went in for that, you know, Beast. Did you? Yeah. I don't know why. Like, I don't see the point. I don't see... I don't get me wrong. I'm glad to get big auditions. But why the, why would you bring me in to audition for that? When you know, I'm never going to get it. You know, it's going to go to like a superstar like... A superstar like Dan Stevens.

You know what I mean? It's going to go to a superstar like Dan Stevens. Why would you even... Why would you even bring me in? What am I possibly going to do in the fishing is going to change your mind. So you said you did a double... I did. What else did you see? Well, the second film I watched is Life, which is the sci-fi film starring Jake Gyllenhaul.

Oh, yeah. And Ryan Reynolds. Oh, Deadpool. Yeah. And Rebecca Ferguson. She was in it as well. Who? Not the X Factor singer, no.

No, no, not her. Do you know, I don't actually know. I recognize Rebecca Ferguson's face, but I couldn't tell you. Rebecca Fulgus. Yeah. It might have been her. I don't know. Anyway, yeah.

So it's a sci-factor. fire slash horror type thing. It's six astronauts in the International Space Station and they intercept soil samples from Mars basically. They're out in space already, waiting for it. And they find a little life form

within this soil. Amazing. Is it a little thing like a gremlin? A little mini-ean. Well, it looked like, you know what a stargaze a lily looks like? No. No, anyway. A stargaze that mixed with a squid. So that was a little bit stupid.

Yeah. But I'm wondering if these people know something we don't, you know, because if you see a rival, the creatures and that are squidy too. I tell you now, if anything about this is true, we're all fucked. Okay, right, go. Carrying. Carry on.

It's, obviously, the whole alien story comes into it. They find this life form and they poke it and prod it and try different atmospheres and things like that. And it basically ends up getting out of the lab it was in and basically just murdering people. They're fucking everyone up and, you know. How big is it though?

It's not actually that big at all. Like it gets to sort of, I don't know, a mini octopus size. Oh, so it grows, does it? Yeah, it grows as it feeds on people. Minutory. And obviously this is all set on the space station.

So it's an absolutely beautiful film to look at. You know, the shots are amazing. There's a lot of tracking, tumbling shots that make you feel a bit sick but are absolutely amazing to look at. And I was actually really interested in having Ryan Reynolds and Jake Dillonhall to watch. I bet you were. And obviously I was very excited for that.

But I was just thinking who is going to catch my eye. Because I always focus on one person in a film. I always find the one person that I'm really interested, like Luke Evans in viewing the beast. And I was thinking, okay, but that isn't a problem. And when you see the film, which everybody needs to go and see it. Oh, it's good, is it? Oh, it's absolutely amazing.

you'll see why it wasn't really a problem all the way throughout I must admit at certain points I was thinking oh fuck sake this is really stupid this is really predictable and really far-fetched and whatever but they are in space and this is an alien so you have got to sort of make allowances for this but then by the end of it the end scene the way it was shot

the score over it everything had me absolutely beaming and I just thought do you know what that whole film was worth it just for this. I feel like I'm going to have to do a sneaky cinema. You need to go and see it. You might think he's absolute shit, but I absolutely loved it. And then they had the spirit in the sky over the closing credits.

So I was going to go and I don't want to leave. I don't want to leave the cinema. I want to dance. But yeah, go and see it. It's amazing. I think in the title, Life, it's probably playing, I'm assuming it's playing on lots of different, like, life as in life. Totally.

Life as in what's your life like. Yeah. Brilliant. Amazing. Life is a good film guys. Go see it. Come back today. And beauty in the beast and chips.

Yes. Tips, do you want to laugh. And talking about Beauty in The Beast, Dan Stevens, who played The Beast, I've got an email in from Tessa in East Ham. East Ham. East Dam. She says, I used to love Dan Stevens, but he's lost weight and he looks too skinny now. I like my guys with some booty beef.

Have you had to gain or lose weight for roles? Well, weirdly, not that any fucking noticed, but weirdly, when I did brotherhood, I put on about a stone and a half. Yeah, you did? Yeah. I did, yeah. I knew that. Why did I know that?

You know that because you know me and I've seen it and I've told you probably. I think you've told me, yeah. And so I did, I had about a stone and a half of belly and all that kind of stuff that you kind of, we play with in the film because in the gym and the morning, he passed the belly and my belly's all fat and shit like that. And I've since lost most of that actually. I think there's still a little bit hanging on weirdly, which is slightly annoying. But as you get older, it gets harder to get it off. Yeah.

But I've lost most of it. So I've got my jaw line mostly back. Yeah. Because I remember you, because I didn't really notice either. You hold weight well. I don't think I do, but thank you. No, you're fine. But I didn't notice when it was on you.

I only noticed when we went to the BAFTA party like 10 weeks after Brotherhood. And you stepped out in a suit and I was just like, oh, damn. For the first time in our friendship, she was like, oh, look at you. I might have to reconsider. I was like, you know, you scrub up.

I never see, I always see you in like a Marvel t-shirt and a rock sack. Like, hey, it's not wrestling. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I just saw you like, suing and booted. I was like, damn. Double take. Right, we've got another email in from Martha. Martha.

Ryan Reynolds and Jake the Big G. Jack the Big G. I love that. That's what I'm going to call him from now on. Jake the Big G. They're my favourite celebrity dream. Threesome. Threesome. Oh, mine too, Martha.

Lovely. Good choice. So Martha wants to be in the middle of Ryan Reynolds and Jake the Big G. Why would you know it? What a sandwich. Absolutely. It's not really my thing, but go, go Martha. That's beautiful. We're going to pop to this song now.

We're going to play a bit from Rally Long, I forgot to play the guy... So I forgot to play his tune while he was here. He's got to play his true and then I want to talk about something I'm looking forward to seeing weirdly

and I will tell you why and it's Barbie. Oh yeah. All right, it's back row and chill. Jokes, Riley. Oh my, well done. Well done, well done, well done. Right, so you wanted to talk about Barbie.

I want to talk about Barbie quickly Barbie. Now we all know Barbie the doll loads of controversy over the years because it used to be the favourite doll everyone absolutely mulled Cindy Cindy fucked right off till she was dead in the water and it was Barbie everyone had Barbie I wanted a Barbie then over the last few years

been a lot of controversy because it's like Barbie does not have the right image for girls and girls shouldn't be told to have a thin thin waist like this and the hips like that and boobs like that blah blah blah anyway cut to now Barbie they're planning to make a Barbie movie live action live action Barbie yeah live action

now Amy Schumar interestingly was going to play Barbie she was cast as Barbie she got a huge backlash when they announced that. I would have absolutely loved that. Yeah. They said they were like, she's too fat to play Barbie. Fuck her. Now, but here's the thing. But unfortunately,

Amy Schumann was not able to play Barbie and has dropped out of the movie. But Amy, according to the people in Hollywood, Barbie, the film was going to follow Barbie after she gets kicked out of Barbie land and into the real world, and into the real world for not being

perfect enough. So actually the film is probably going to be about being a normal girl and actually how you are going to be. Exactly. It feels like it can kind of be like a legally blonde meets a empowered female type movie. And I thought actually, weirdly, I think that could be pretty good and pretty funny. Yeah, I was super excited. I was good because I just love everything she touches.

And even though. Yeah, obviously. She's amazing. Even though Amy Schumer's not doing it anymore, I actually feel like, much like legally blonde surprised me many years ago. I actually feel like that could be quite an interesting film. Admittedly, it's more for you guys and it'll be kind of like, girl power but I'm actually the white digging it

that's a shame that she's not doing it I love her they'll find someone else I know who they're gonna cost though who'd be the next in line oh maybe Christian wig mate

I wish you was a little bit younger yeah because she's gotta be she's gotta be of the sort of 2030 although she looks very youthful I do love her as well yeah

they've got to be around the same age though haven't made those two no I think maybe she was like 33 or something Christian Wiggs's like 43 yeah who could Who could they cast as Barbie?

Who could be a good Barbie? Elizabeth Banks. No, I'm joking. Jahana could be Barbie, everybody. Yeah, somebody gets Sony on the line. I will step in, not a problem. Save the movie. Square it with Amy.

Be fine. So that could be pretty interesting. I'm super excited for that. Oh, I just didn't note here as well in the news that Star Wars bosses won't be digitally recreating Carrie Fisher for The Last Jedi. They're not going to put her in. too soon maybe

I don't think they should too soon it depends if the character was supposed to be in there might be weird if it's you know if she's not there what they're going to do

you know unless they actually then have to kill the character off as well you know you know they already took out

the other one oh we've had a tree in oh straight away oh Nathan is that your dad is it no let's all crawl up

Johanna's her to play Barbie she's like queen that's true thanks Nathan I'd love to play Barbie because

I kind of look in the slightly like Barbie with like the blonde hair and being torn stuff but the films about Barbie not being perfect exactly but I you know it would be me stumbling around No no no you can't act that You're perfect Joe

No You're perfect no no no The weirdest thing I've had a Snapchat this week Is everyone talking about my bunny teeth Have you got bunny teeth Yeah I've got massive front teeth So how come they've only just noticed this I don't know people are just picking up on it

And then I let me see Do you actually did I don't have romantic with funny too. Like the teeth next to the front teeth. You're like a reverse vampire. Yeah. A hamper. A hamper.

Right. A panvire. We shall get to the end of the show. I'm going to review. I saw a preview of a film called Their Finest last night. Sounds terrible. Which I saw. I know.

The title is just like, and I think it was shortened from a play. I've forgotten it already. What is it? Or their finest. Right. And it was shortened from a play of a book, which was something called something, something their finest of Britain.

And it's set in the war. And it's Bill Nyee and Gemma Artiton and Sam and Sam Cafflin. Oh, lovely. I always get everyone's bloody name wrong. Laura Haddock's husband. Yes, Laura Haddock's husband. Me and I'll know. And they were all brilliant.

Bill Nyee just stole the movie. Every dozen. Hey, he's lovely. No, Wednesday night. And every time he comes on, he does something funny. You can tell that if someone else had played, it would have been straight. But he found ways to make it just hilarious and interesting.

And you just, every time he came on screen, you were like, yeah. Well, I was joking, obviously, it sounds brilliant. No, it's, so what the synopsis is, it's in the war. It was like the British Film Institute. Obviously, things were on shortages, but they were still trying to make movies. And they got a movie commission. They were really interested in commissioning movies that brought morale to the country because there was something like in the war, 30 million people every weekend went to the cinema.

So it was really important. to get something out there. And at this point, America wasn't involved in the war. So they were also trying to appeal to the Americans to say, come and join this war. So it's about this young woman who is, she sort of falls into, she applies for a sort of receptionist job.

But because of something she written before in the paper, she gets a scriptwriter's job. And she joins this male scriptwriter's office. And at first day, it's all. I wish that would happen to me, for God's sake. And yeah, no, wasn't it? So Gemma Hudson, she joined in, and they end up writing a movie based on a true story. I don't know if it's true in real life or just true within the...

Yeah, it's a movie. Okay, how is that? I can not be true in real life. Yeah. Do you know what I mean? It was true story within the movie about these twins who took their... They stole their dad's boat and they went over to Dunkirk and they filled it with soldiers and they came back. But the boat, the engine broke and they ended up getting into a...

and fuffle, but at the end of the day, they help soldiers come back. And so they caught onto this story, and they decided to make a movie out of it. And it was sort of the hilarities of making a movie. So anyone who's ever tried to make a movie or been in a theatre show, there's all funny, what can go wrong. Is that to the general public, though?

It was still hilarious. It's still good. So they got in, like, this American to appeal to the American audiences, they got in this like hot American guy, but then they realised when they got to set, he couldn't act at all. They were trying to get around it, and then Bill Nye becomes his, like, coach. And at first he's really resistant to it

Like I'm an actor And then about the end of it He loves it and he's being this guy And there's like a love story There's a massive massive twist Because I thought I could predict it to the end And I was sort of sitting back And then boom, it goes the other way

There's you know deaths and stuff It's a war film All right let's not Don't give too much away Brilliant Questions Their finest Their finest

Sounds great And it's about to come out But yeah But yeah they should have had a different title Because that's just like a blear Just forget that because I did forget that twice. Yeah, so Google their finest. Their finest.

And it is really, really good. And yeah, Bill Nye, absolutely. He's a ledge. He's a ledge. So good. Great. And so next week's films are out, guys, next Friday. Don't Knock Twice.

Director Carol Doug James. I know him. Yep, I've seen that one. Free Fire, Director Ben Wheely. That looks really good, actually. Freelarsing. Ghost in the Shell, director Rupert Sanders. If I see that trailer one more time, I don't know what I'm going to do.

Another British director. He did Huntsman, I think, and then ended up having a little... What's the name? Oh, Kristen Stewart. And then Man Down with Shilabuff, Katie Mara. Jai called me and Gary Oldman, which I don't know much about, but sounds interesting. I love Gary Oldman and Shilbuff. And then to end it, someone called Martin has just said...

Amy Schumer really gets on my nerves. I don't need to hear about women talking about their sex stuff. Sex stuff. Same for that Chelsea handler. Sex is best in the bedroom, not on stage, from Martin. Well, Martin, you seem like you'll leave a very closet-in-lifery-closited lifestyle, my friend. I love the fact that she talks about their sex stuff. Martin, thanks for listening, buddy.

The girls are not agreeing with you here, mate. The girls are not agreeing with you here. I think it's funny. It is funny. Oh, and just in the last emails into the show in the last minute from Sasha, I think you should do a Police Academy remake, Noel. Yes, Sasha. Sasha, thank you for listening, Sasha.

Do you know what, Sasha? I will tell you this. It's weird that you say that because, well, watch this space. There's definitely no Police Academy remake, but Sasha, my dear, watch this space. Oh, I'm so excited. Watch this space. Well, we've come to the end of the show. We've finally got to the end of the two hours.

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