Back Row and Chill with Jahannah James and Noel Clarke - Stay Home Special Series - Episode 38 - Southbank's African Utopia and more

Episode Date: May 30, 2017

On this episode of Back Row and Chill, Jahannah was joined by Kevin Freshwater! They brought you up to date with this week’s entertainment news, talked Netflix originals and the newest film releases. Hannah Pool from Southbank’s African Utopia Festival stopped by to tell us about her amazing event. Also in the studio, we had Lucy Patterson to talk Pirates of the Caribbean and aliens?!

This is a Fubar Radio podcast. Go to Fubaradio.com for more details. Back row and chill with Johanna James and Noel Clark on Fubar Radio. Good afternoon. It is Friday. It is 4pm. It is back row and chill. I'm joined today by the fantastic Kevin Freshwater.

Hello. Hello. Fantastic. Fantastic. Fantastic fresh water. It rolls off the tongue. It's a damn nice. Put it down nice.

And it is a damn fine. day to day. Oh my gosh. The weather in London right now. I'm sweaty. I feel sticky. It's lovely it is outside. It's a bit damp in the office. It's a bit moist, isn't it? It's a bit too moist. We have got a pack show for you today, guys. We've got Hammer Pool

in the studio talking about she's the senior programmer of the contemporary culture at the South Bank. And we've got Jed Shepard on the phone. He's the co-creator of Dawn of the Deaf, which is this film looks absolutely amazing. So we're going to be telling you all about that. Have you seen it? Have you like overlooked it?

I've had a look at, I haven't seen it yet. A sneak peek. I've had a sneak peek and it looks amazing. Basically, it's all about a sound that makes all the people in the world who can hear deaf. So then the people who are actually deaf have to band together and save the world. Oh, wow. Amazing, right? Film for you, right? Not for me.

If you don't know, I am technically hard of hearing and I wear a hearing aid. I have to do sign language in the studio. I was like, what's happening? Do you want a cup of two? I will go and get you some nice crayons So we're going to be talking to Jed Shepherd Who's the co-creative that I'm so excited And Lucy Patterson is going to be in the studio from 530

We're going to be reviewing films telling you What is shit and what is fantastic Not shit What's the opposite of shit and what ain't shit What ain't shit in the film and what's coming out So Pat Pack-Pack Show We're going to start off with some music because it's a beautiful day Let's get the party started

I'm going to go for a bit of maybe a bit of M83 laser gun I'm thinking I'm thinking Yeah This is uh Fuck yeah Friday Fuck yeah

Fuck yeah Fantastic Freshwater I like that Right This is back growing It's got a little twang to it Amazing song Clay

Oh shit My bad My bad Pay attention Kevin Oh my god I was in my own little work then Well what you would do is

You were trying to tell the producer Your Twitter handle Because we want everyone to get involved on the Twitter today. Yes. Send in. Tweet us some questions or let us know

what are the films, TV things that you are loving or hating and we will shout you out live on the show. So you can tweet us at Fubar Radio or email in Chill at Fulbaradio.

Or you could just like tweet Kevin straight away so what's your Twitter handle? I don't know. K underscore Freshwater 89. But I never use it. I think I've got about 30 followers probably

if I'm lucky. We need to get more people on your Twitter. But I have lots on my Facebook. But you do. If anyone doesn't know, who or what Kevin is. He is a Facebook, what is it, Facebook? Content creator. Content creator.

What's the other thing we're technically called? Like, influencers. Public figure, oh, influencer, yeah. Content, I'm a content creator. Yeah, we create content for the internet. Content is good for mine. Content is like my family. You create really funny content, mate.

Thank you. Yeah, you do too. Thank you. Oh, and we've got, actually, we've got a little thing coming Monday night that we've been working on this week. Me and Kevin have been out, we've been filming out and about, and we're making a video and we're going to drop it live on Monday

on our Facebook pages. If you grew up in England, probably other countries as well maybe. Messaging, if you used to play a game called the floor is lava and then the video, what we're doing, we played it in public and it's just hilarious. The things that Johanna has the balls to do,

bigger balls than me. I have officially bigger balls from Kevin Gras for her. She has testicle, big cahanas, like plums, big juicy, juicy plums. I have testicular fortitude. Okay. It just sounds better in like a southern accent.

Testicular part of you. So check it out. Check out Johanna Jones' Facebook page or Kevin Fresh War and like hang out for Monday. Do it. Do it now. Do it. Right.

I think it's time in the show. We always start off the show with Entertainment News. So it is now time for The Entertainment News on Back Row and Chill. That was actually you that said that live. Oh my God. That was amazing. I'm impressed.

Talent. Talent. Doing my thing. So, right, what has been going on in the world of film, TV, social media, like, what is, what should you guys need to know? So, Can's Film Festival.

So that just happened. People are, like, coming back, hung over as fuck. I've seen a lot of people at Cannes. So, yeah, I kept seeing that pop up on my social media. I didn't understand what it was and why I people were there. Everyone goes to Cannes, darling. It's the film festival. Oh, no.

It's very, like, laud-a-da-da-a. Chucks away, Larry. I've never been because I'm not called. We're common. We are but common people. Clean your chimneys, Governor. Yeah, so Cannes Festival.

There's a lot of news coming out of what's happened. It's the 70th annual Cannes Film Festival or Cannes, however you say it, whatever. It's a festival. Proper festival, like, let's get pissed up and... No, not a music festival, a film festival, Kevin. Well, I don't care too much for it then. But trust me, everyone's getting pissed up on the French Riviera.

I'm good, I'm good. But, so normally what happens is you submit your film to Cairns, and then everyone goes and watches it. And then you get a, the big prize is called the Palm Door, which is like the big fuck-off winning prize. Damn. Yeah, if you win the Palm Door. Hell yeah!

Like, a few years ago, there was a film called Blue is the Warmest Color. Do you remember? The lesbian film? Thought that might have dropped something in memory. Maybe, lesbians. I like, I like them. I'm a big fan of lesbians. There was, like, really extended sex scenes in it.

and it won the palm door, not because of the sex scenes, because it is actually an amazing movie. But, yeah, so, but there was a bit of a, controversialness. A bit of a controversial thing went down this year. So basically, they have said to Netflix that no Netflix film can ever win the Palm Door.

Why? Exactly. Because it's common. Yeah, it's common. Commonness. It's for us common people. Only films, Nate. I freaking love Netflix.

I don't. Netflix is the one. It is the one. It is. I don't watch normal TV. I just Netflix. It's Netflix. And chill all my own. In my bed.

Alone. Crying. Anyone out there wants to go out, can't? Please, uh, text in, a ful by radio.

Please, Drew, I'm lonely. Hold me. Hold me now. But, yeah, so what they've done

is they've like sacked off Netflix and they've basically said you're not proper filmmaking, even though like, but they do their own original content.

Yeah. And a lot of it is they're smashing out the original content. Was, um, Stranger Things. Was that,

I know it's not a movie. That's Netflix's original. But that's, 13 reasons why? Netflix original. I haven't watched that yet. Netflix? Oh my God.

I haven't watched Rivendale, Riverdale. Oh, Kevin, you like... Kevin! That's what you need to do, Kevin. I will tonight. I've actually started re-watching stuff. I'm watching season five of American Horror Story

again, the hotel one. Because I love that one. I just thought, I banged out 12 episodes in like two nights. I thought you were going to say you banged out 12 other things, but never mind! I did a couple times. Yeah, there's a couple of moments where I... If that.

If that... Enjoying myself a little bit too much. What's to American Horror Story? Yeah, there's a couple... Whatever floats your boat, mate. What's that singer? She's in it? Lady Gaga. There's a few raunchy scenes with old Gaga. Oh, oh.

Oh, Lady Gaga. Oh, yeah. Damn. But so what's happened to Netflix is that they've, yeah, obviously they've been like bummed off and that's not, I don't know that's really fair. I think that's fair at all. I think that's fair at all. Films a film, whether it's in the cinema, whether it's on, whatever platform is on, it's a story that you've made and you've told. So, boo can film festival for that.

But actually, apparently some movies. earned booze from the festival goers during the opening credits. So that was a bit awkward. Films like what, are we talking like mainstream films? Are we talking? No, this was from... Blue lesbians.

No, this was from... Blue Lesbians. This was a film called the Mayowit Stories, which was one of the Netflix original films, and apparently it earned booes from the festival goers. And another one called Okia hits an additional speed bump.

What was it called? What was it called? Okya, I think. It's like OK JA, but I think it'd be like you say instead of Okja, I think it's Okia. Okia. It's like Swedish, yeah. Ah, moon dog, that's German. That's totally the wrong. You're in the wrong part of the world. I'm the British one? Still German.

Still German. But the film hit speed bump when the film was stopped roughly seven minutes in because of a projection error, so everyone was like, so yeah, I feel sorry for Netflix this year. Uh-huh. But there was a winner, Will Smith

won, which many were like scratching their heads about when suicide actor. For what? The suicide's actor, Will Smith. Yeah, he's not just been in that, though, is it? He's like, but whether he win for. For sure. He was selected for the Cannes in-competition jury. And he won? His job it is to see all

the eligible feature films and give them awards. Yeah, so Smith appeared. Did he win? Apparently so. Which is just like, that's an untrust. Well done. Was he there to receive the award? I doubt it. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. But, yeah, I've got lots of list of win-a-loser, win-loser. Oh, but there was something as well. happened at Canvus talking about the blue lesbians. Okay. So a lot of the films at Cam, they are quite sexually out there. I like, Danny like it.

It's French cinema, baby, isn't it? Spit on me. Maybe not. Think of the bacteria, Kevin. Think of the bacteria. Pull my ear. Look at me. But, so there was a particular shot in a movie this year that I think maybe have gone a little bit too far.

Because people are used to seeing fannies and bums or, you know, vaginas. I'm going to say, okay, all right. Fanny's, it's not a nice word. Fanny. Fanny? It's a fanny? Vagina.

Okay, all right. If anyone out there's got a better word than Fanny, then Fanny. Send it in. Just like the word. Minge. I do like the word Minge. I hate that word. It's just a nice word to say.

You are banned. No, no, no. Sorry, mate. No. Looks to be cringe. Or phalanche. Falange. No, no, no.

No. No, Kiven. I forgot what I'm saying, because I'm just hearing about min. Oh no, we're talking about minis That's what we're doing. Oh, it was. That is exactly. So in the Canter Film Festival, there's a film

and it shocked the audience as like an audible gasp, which is, I think, quite rare to do in a film nowadays is to actually get the audience to go, because I think we've kind of seen it all on camera, but apparently not. There is a close-up shot of a vagina. Decent. With a speculum.

You know what that is? It's when you go to the gynecologist and... Oh, they put the clamp in. They put the clamp in, and they put a shot of that in the movie. And you get to see it? Have we got a photo? Can we compare? I don't believe the photo.

Let's compare. Get yours out. We'll compare. But it's, oh, yeah. I mean, there are other some, like, incredible moments in film. There's, like, a topless Christa Stewart. She'd doled out a double hand job in the film on the road. So that was a couple years ago.

So that was pretty like, whoa, there's an especially giggly scissoring in the Handmaiden. It's amazing how far it's come over the years. Because if you go back to what, I don't know, 60, 70s, it was so, like, frown. upon to even have like people kissing in in movies and I know it's come a long way we've come a long no pun intended there yeah but I don't know there there was a close-up of the character Chloe's vagina spread open by a speculum which is just like wow I'm a bit entreat now it's from the film Lamant double or doublet doublet duble which is oh lovely

my producer just popped a picture of a speculum on the... Thanks very much for that visual. I unfortunately know exactly what that is. Same. With all those years as a gynaecologist I wasn't, yeah. My gynaecologist on the side.

It's my part of time job. And Robert Patterson, he receives the best cancer reception so far with a six minute standing ovation. That is a lot of awkward clapping. Not going to lie. I find it awkward at the theatre. A six minute standing ovation? Six minutes standing ovation. Six minutes standing ovation.

For what? For the vagina close up? No, that's not a riff from a film. This is the premiere of his new film called Good Time. It's a heist thriller. And it's, yeah, apparently he got, the Twilight actor got a six-minute standing ovation for the film, so it's going to be one to watch.

What's it called, sorry again? Good time. Good time. It's a good time. Apparently it was so good, everyone clapped. But you know, when you're at the theatre and you're clapping for the encore, and it just feels a bit awkward

because they're doing quite too many. And you're like, all right, all right. It was great, but, you know, go. I want to go home. I want to get the train first. Six minutes. That's just like... But you know, that's what they do in front.

Again, again. Do it again. In England, we have a set amount of claps at the theatre. I think that's a very British thing. We're like, we'll give a certain amount of clas. I know. It's like, one, two, three. Off the game.

But in France, it's a different thing entirely. Oh, I'm on the way. Yeah. You clap as long as you want them to be on stage. But I bet it's like a... They're gonna clap. They genuinely clap. And so if the show's really good,

you can be there forever because they keep going. And the poor actors keep having to come out and go back and come out and go back. The first time I saw French theatre, I was just like, this is weird. My hands hurt. Okay, now I want to go home.

Now my ears are. Didn't you ever have a French boyfriend? I did. Did he ever take it to the French theater? Yeah, that's where I went with him. The theater. If you're listening, you're a douchebag. You're Frenchy.

Let's not put my pass on a... I was kind of by opening it for that. And let's go to a song, however. Let's go to a song. Moving on swiftly. Swively away. Actually, this song is called Fuck the Pain Away. That's it really?

Yay. By the Peaches. It's from the Riverdale soundtrack. Fuck the Pain away. And I love it. And so let's just get into this mode. Fuck the pain away. Let's do it.

Fuck, fuck it. Fuck the pain away. Fuck, fuck it. Fuck, fuck me. Back, road. Chill. And chill with Johanna James on Fubour Radio. Boom, it's definitely Friday.

Fuck the pine up. That was, I've never heard anything as amazing as that song. I don't recommend that. Fuck the pain away. It's catchy. Yeah, yeah. You're going to be like mumbling it in like Stainsbury's Q. What do you want?

Sorry, I'll just fuck the pain away. I'm getting ideas. No, I'm doing tonight. Right, back to a little bit of our entertainment news. Blake Lively, are you fan of her? I'm... Remind me. She's Ryan Reynolds, Deadpool's real-life wife.

She's hot as fuck. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Yeah, yeah. So she's set to star on a CBS film stroller called The Husband's Secret. She's also the executive producer of the film, which is... I mean, I'm a massive fan of her ever since, like, the whole... gossip girl days. I mean, I won't be surprised if you're not

into gossip girl. I'm never really watched that. I've heard of it, but it's not for Kevin. No, I love that. There's no blue lesbian. Sure. Well, it's based on the big little lies author, Leanne Moriarty's novel. It follows a wife and a mother and a chronic perfectionist

who discover that her husband is keeping a secret from her for years. A secret her that made her lead her to realize that her her to realise that her life is built on a foundation of lies and murder. One can relate. Sorry to interrupt, but I can't

find... You can't find your notes. I can't find the nose. But don't worry, it's fine. Basically, the husband's secret it is that is a wife who finds out about a deadly, a foundation of lies and murder. Sounds good. Sounds amazing, yes. It sounds good, you know. Sounds very exciting. I'm down for that, so

cool, world of late. I think it's more of a, like, a girly kind of thing. It's a thriller, mate. I love thrillers. A thrilling excitement Say thrilling, thrilling thriller You can't say that term until I'm sorry

Can you? Filling thriller Frilling frilling Friling Frileck So a bit of sad Well very sad Oh yeah this one

Sir Roger Moore A.K.A. James Bond has died at the age of 89 Sad So sad I'm a Bond fan There's actually a song

Scanat for Girls and it's called The Roger Moore Really? Yeah Oh we should have got that I wanted to be like Roger Moore

Gadgets up my sleeve I do I mean he was one of my favourite Bonds now Pierce Brosnan But Pierce Brousin and obviously for our generation Because he was our bond He was our bond with the kids but But my dad educated me in all the bonds From a young age and so I have a respect for each of them

And I did like Roger Moore It's just so sad And he was battling cancer so Yeah and he's the one from He's the one from Live and Let Die in a Beauty Kill Which is just really sad Oh, it's just such a shame, because, like, it's from cancer, you know? I know, and it seems to be affecting everyone.

Yeah, for sure. But the tributes are pouring in all around the world from, like, Michael Kane, Russell Crow, Michael Ball, Mia Farrow, Geran, Geran, because they sang a view to a kill. Was he? It's not the original, though, is it? He's not the original, Pond. No, the one, but he took over from Sean Connery. Yeah, yeah, yeah. To be original, and then Roger Moore took over.

Bond, James, Bon. Shreke and not stirred Is that good? It was good, but like, what the listeners at home can't see is that your face look like... When you're doing the voice, you have to know. You have to like, talk out how they do. I can fuck it now.

You're too much pressure. You put too much pressure. Oh, I won't look at you. Don't look at me. I'm sorry. Don't look at me. But yeah, that's, yeah, your face look at proper paralysed and really like it.

Roger Moore. Uh-huh. Have you heard of the Netflix show called The Get Down? Have you heard about it? Get down, get down. Funky wood it. Well, there was this

really cool Netflix show set in like the 1970s and it was all about how the beginning of like hip hop started. Oh, I've seen it advertised. Is it a group of young fellows? Yes. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Young fellows. Young fellows. In Brooklyn, New York in the 70s.

But the director's Baz Luhrmann, who obviously did like Romeo and Juliet. He knows his shit. Yeah, well, was it in the one, like, the one in Paris? Oh my gosh, had a brain fart, and it's gone. The one in, her brain fart. She had a brain fart. I just said a brain fart.

But Moulon Rouge is about, I really like Bazzoloma's work, and he said that unfortunately their second series is unlikely to happen because Netflix have axed the show. Oh, damn you Netflix. Sorry if you're a fan of the get-down. What is Moulon Rouge? When they dance on the tables in the bar? Yeah.

Okay. Do the gang, gang, yeah. And then they do a song. like pink and a few of the other fight. Yeah. Hey, sister, ghost of stuff.

Mula Rouge. Yeah, that's from that film. Ike, Iya, ha ha ha. That is a song, you know. Moka chocolate.

Real little war of a lot. Right, so Tom Cruise, Tom Cruise has confirmed that Top Gun 2 is going to take flight next year. Top Gun 2 didn't.

Oh, the old. Top Gun the oldest. Tom Cruise. I've got time for that. He said, The sequel is in the works and it's set to be filmed the beginning of next year and it comes from like himself. He says it's happening.

It's definitely happening. But sometimes when they come back these old oldies and they try to make another one and it can either be good or it can be absolute dog shite. Yeah, it's a hit and miss with old films bringing back and trying to do it. It's hard, isn't it? Sometimes it's like just let it die. Let it be. It's classic.

Even with new stuff, if they come and they try and make another. number two and they follow up. Free, they're just trying to get money out of it. Like Fast and Furious 128, it just wasn't... Yeah. It's like a fazz and fast and furiouses. But, you know, one can hope that it's going to be good.

But I like Top Gun original. Yeah, this has such a cult following that hopefully, even if people go just to have a peek at it. But do you reckon they'll do it like a following up, like this is where they are now, this is like they're old and... Well, it must be. I mean... Or is he still going to be pretending to be

like the same era. He's still out there flight and jets in the 80s. Oh. we've had an email in saying I have read the book The Husband's Secret It's a really good book The film should be good

So I'm getting excited about that one Yeah Watchers is a really really cool And who sent that Who sent that in? Who sent that email in? My mother Mom!

It just says my I just looked over I thought oh that's a pretty cool And I looked down at the bottom the screen it says mum Love mum Alright thanks mum Oh bless you

No it's from lots of listeners How is your mother? I don't know, Mum, how are you? Email back in. Email back in, Kevin says hi. Hello, mum. So that's the top Tom Cruise. Right, so, um, I'm, um, what was it? The game, oh, the Game of Thrones.

Are you a fan? Game of Thrones? Yeah. A bit, yeah. I really got into it and then I stopped and then I'd, I missed like, I don't know, four seasons after it. So I got up to about third or fourth season. Okay.

Is it like eight in there? Not, I don't know, there's a lot. It's seven, no. There's a few. I stopped watching. I didn't want to watch. This is series six. I didn't want to watch the new series without catching up and I've not caught up yet.

So I'm just like... Nope, this is series seven. I can't count. It's a lot. That's something. I want to write the third or the fourth and I'll just give up. I'm so excited. I didn't watch it from the get-go.

The trailer has just dropped on the internet this week. And we're finally, finally, if you're not a fan of Game of Thrones, it's all about these seven kingdoms that are at war over who's going to sit on the throne. Winter is coming. Winter is coming. And it never ever comes. North of the Wall. And basically we've been waiting for like seven, six series to get to the battle,

to get to the actual fight for the kingdoms. And looking at the trailer, the battle was begun, mate. The dragons are coming. It's all in. It's all going down. So here's the trailer for the Game of Thrones season seven. It looks amazing. Enemies to the east.

Enemies to the west. Enemies to the south. Enemies to the north. Whatever stands in our way. We will defeat it. We're the last Lannister's. I was born to rule the seven kingdoms. Our brothers are gone yet here you stand.

Last best hope against the coming storm. If we don't put aside our enmities and band together, we will die. It doesn't matter whose skeleton sits on the iron throne. The Great War is here. It's finally here. The Great War. It's here. North of the Wall.

Winter is coming. I mean. You know nothing, John Snow. That was really good. Thank you. Anyone who doesn't know, like, what the hell we're talking about. They must, though. Watch Game of Thrones.

Get on Netflix. It's one of the best series. Get on the old Netflix. I think it is the highest paid, the actors. I'm pretty sure it's the highest paid actors in the industry are in Game of Thrones. Yeah? Yeah. And they have had a few people going, isn't they?

Oh, yeah. A friend of mine, her brother was in it. I don't know where he played, but his name was Toby something in real life. Oh, what did play? I don't know who you play. play but he was in it for a while. Then the other young girl from a terrible note. We've had a couple of

really lovely cast from Game of Friends been on the background show if you want to we can catch up. Oh really? Yeah we've ever Ellie Kendrick and I've got another mate who was in it as well called Kerry Ingram and she was the girl I don't know if you've seen the series but she was the girl that had the scar

like the birthmark scar on her face I can't remember. We'll give any of spoilers but yeah she's coming on the show too as well so I'm basically like Friends. I have best friends. Friends. Friends.

Basically. Football friends. Football friends. I just like to name job everywhere I'm going. I'm like, how did you know? I'm friends.

I'm friends. They don't really talk to me. I'm actually a stalker. It's just sending them emails. Friend. Hey friend. We can't reply because we have an injunction

out of these channels. Not yet. Only five. It's not a bad. Five. Another awful, it's a bit of sadly. Bit of a sad one.

God, you're bringing me down, Janelle. Bring me down. Obviously, what happened this week with the Manchester Terror attacks. Okay, right, yep. Yeah. And, like, the fallout of that is obviously, England is now on mega, mega, mega high, high alert. And they have cancelled a lot of movie premier.

So the mummy, which was Tom Cruise's new action, which I actually had an invitation to that premiere, it has been cancelled, obviously, out of respect. Was it in Manchester movie? No, no, it was it. London but I think out of respect and also I don't think they want to put Tom Cruise in a country that's like not quite sure what's going on yeah such a sad thing as well and it's not just that one some other cancelled premieres include Wonder Woman and Orange is the

new black so um it's it's just upsetting really because it is a really sad not just because like what happened but the fallout of it yeah like we're it's affected everything and and and and but one thing I will say about the the terrorist attacks uh it's a is that the amount of like love we're getting so good now as these terrorist attacks get more and more. Did you see that video online where after their two minute silent in Manchester

someone in the crowd there's a fathes of sea of people and then someone randomly in the crowd started singing oasis. I forget what oasis song is but then one started singing it, don't look back in anger, yeah. Wow, that just gave me tingles.

Literally, I got tingles watching it. It all went up my spine and I felt like it was one lady just started singing it amongst the crad and then all of a sudden, I'm getting goosebumps and that. I just got shivers up my back. And it was such a like a fantastic moment. And then the vajar, is it a vagal or vigil when they speak?

The vigil. A vigil. A vigil. Because I'm so common. I don't know. I'll say things. The visual, darling. The visual.

When the vigil, when the vigil started speaking, it was one of the girls' mum who lost her daughter in the accident and she said if it wasn't for everyone who banned together and having the support, she wouldn't be able to deal with it. And it was, a little tear came when I was like really, like, it touched me. Oh, that's amazing. Well, that's what, that's what. what I've been seeing everywhere and the internet is being, and I think also

for the first time anyone who goes in there and starts going, oh, it's all Muslims, this, Muslim, that and people are coming in and they're now attacking those people and saying, and saying, no, it's not. You can't put them all down into one category. No, there are, on that night, there were... You have shit cunts, shitty, horrible, cunty

people in all walks of life and unfortunately these are the people we have to deal with at the moment. For sure. So I'm kind of proud of England, the way that we've we're grouping together and we're really forming this kind of like, we shall not be moved moments. So cool. Isn't any time to get our first guest on?

I'm going to go back to a little bit more music. Oh, again, power song. It's called You Don't Own Me. Yes. Yeah. Like, we're going to do that. Oh, I like this. I actually like this.

All right, boom. Let's have a bit of this. We're going to have a boogie. We're back with our first guest. It's back Corona too. Food Bar Radio presents. By Jafar and Inkech. Yeah, hi.

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From 4pm, Fubar Radio. We're back. Back row and chill. And we are joined by our first guest in the studio. A huge welcome to Hannah Pall. Thank you. Thank you. You can't see how fabulous is she looks.

Fabulous, you're bringing like the summer into the studio right now. You get away with a lot when you air some sunglasses inside. Prescription sunglasses. Yeah, very cool. All of us are rocking the sunny today.

It's like we want to continue this weather. It's amazing. Right, so you're here to tell us all about Africa Utopia, which is at the South Bank Center. Yes, that's right. It's at the South Bank Center. this summer, so the 15th and 16th of July.

Okay, lovely. Bang in the middle. Bang in the middle of summer. It's going to be hot, it's going to be sunny, it's going to be like it is today. Yeah, we're just pre-it. It's like doing a pre-run. So warm up.

Wait, at the South Bank in the building or? Yeah, so basically the South Bank Centre is, it's a 21 acre site. So it's everything... It's massive, isn't it? It's huge. Four or five stories of as well? Lots of different buildings.

So the Royal Festival Hall. Oh, yeah. At the moment, we're having a big refurbishment in the Queen Elizabeth Hall on the sell rooms, but that whole site from kind of just before the London Eye up to just before the BFI, big, massive Africa festival on that weekend.

Yeah. Amazing. And so if people are like, what can they see, what can they expect to go down? So we've got a huge amount of stuff. A lot of it outside. We've got lots of free content. Half of the content is free at the South Park Center. Is it free? Yeah, it's free free free, not pretend, not fake free. Yeah, it's actually free at the South Park Centre.

We've got a great stage outside. It's free after you pay. Fifty, pounds on the door? A hundred percent free, gorgeous stage outside on the terrace right by the river. So we're doing big contemporary African fashion show there, which Africa Fashion Week London have put together for us. We're doing a social dance there, big party social dance.

We're doing a block party. DJ Rita Ray, Afro beats legendary DJ. It's going to be DJing free party on the South Bank Centre. When is this? That's on the Saturday night. It's free. Loads of really great stuff. Oh, wow.

It sounds amazing. It does. And so you are the senior programmer. That's right, yeah. What's your job? So you find things and go this to be greatest. Yeah, so I'm the lead programmer for this particular festival. I'm a proud East African myself.

Shout out, Eritrea. Yay. But bearing that in mind, I tried to program across Africa. So I tried to program like north, south, east and west. And then also lots of amazing diaspora artists as well. So lots of artists who are like Black British, maybe from Europe and so on. But the whole focus of the festival is, it's contemporary art and ideas from across Africa and the diaspora that are changing the world

and that might be film it might be music it might be TV we've got this great kids TV show called beno and fino which is like a Nigerian kids TV show yeah kids TV cartoon we've got a big program of talks and debates lots of fashion lots of shopping incredible food at the pop-up food market incredible food yeah the pop-at food market it's at hunger for bridge so really lovely again right by the river for free you can't buy the food you got to pay for the but we've got free music actually amazing busker called Shimika Sherrard has programmed

two days of great free music by the pop-up food stage So basically if you can't afford to go out of London for all these festivals like the music festivals and it sounds so much fun We're bringing the festival down to South Frank That's right we're bringing it to you There is some other stuff that is kind of bit

you know ticketed stuff as well But there's a huge amount of stuff that you can just go to and enjoy the vibe I've actually I've seen a lot of Nigerian film Actually I have a friend who he was like he was from Nigerian. He was like, you're into films, Dara, you need to, like, see some of my favorites.

And it was the weirdest experience because it's such a different type of film. Yeah, right? So, Nollywood. Was it Nollywood that you were treated to, or was it? I can't remember what the... Nollywood is like the Nigerian Hollywood, if you like. Yeah, when they're really, it's really dramatic.

Super dramatic. It's literally like... Sorry, but the shit hits the fan and everyone's up. And it's also as well, like, there's very extended scenes. Yeah. There's not a lot of editing. so they kind of just let it roll and they let all the magic happen

and the camera's kind of moving around so you feel very in it, very real and there was some really there's also some comedy ones which was really funny and there's some unintentional comedy ones oh yeah for sure for sure but Norleywood is like the third biggest

film ministry second second my bad second so Bollywood, Nollywood and then Hollywood is massive yeah it's huge and I didn't even it's something that unfortunately there's like not a lot of access to it unless I had my Nigerian friend

show me it, I wouldn't have known where to get the DVDs, I wouldn't have known what to Google, I would never have known about this world. Yeah. So it might be worth, like, if you are interested in just like, I'm going to watch another culture's movie, like genres. And I found it quite, yeah, funny. It always stuck with me.

African cinema in general is a really big thing right now, actually. Nollywood is great, and I'm not dissing it in any way. But there's also lots of other great, I know Film Africa, which is a big African festival, film festival happens later in the year. Lots of great stuff that you can see there as well. And how many years have you been doing this? Because obviously if you're just joining us now,

we're talking about Utopia. Africa Utopia, which is going to be on at the South Bank in July. Yeah, so how many years have been going? Is it quite a new one or is it? So Africa Utopia has been at the South Bank Centre for five years, is it's fifth year. Okay, nice. Have you been a part of it the whole time?

I have been a part of it, yeah. I was one of the programmers from the very beginning. It means a huge. It means a huge amount. Yeah, yeah. And just getting a different and exciting audience down to the South Bank Centre for a festival that really focuses on kind of great things coming out of Africa is really exciting. It's amazing.

I think if people are just seen that you have a website about it, so if people do want to check out a little bit more what's going on, it's the www.southbankcenter.com.com.com.com.com. Easy. That's an easy website to go to you, you know, and it's like, and it's the www. dot. Five page is love. 5 page.g.g.g.org. Forward slash hashtag, hashtag, hashtag.

No, this is good. Nice and simple. It's forward slash Africa Utopia. This is cool. So what do you do when, obviously, it's on for that week, is it? That weekend. Yeah, weekend. What do you do with the rest of the year? Are you planning the event?

Yeah, so planning Africa Utopia. But I'm also one of the programs on the Women of the World Festival, which is the big festival we have at the South Bank Center in March, which focuses on women's rights and incredible. If you have your bra, you well. Do you know what? That's a myth, by the way.

That's actually a myth. I'll tell you about it later on. It's a myth. Tell me now. It's true. I thought it was an actual thing they did in America. It wasn't an actual thing. No, it was a combination.

Two different stories. They've got like mixed together. Another stuff was burnt, but it wasn't bras. And then feminism happened. And then people decided. Burned. Burned. Burn the bras. So, burning bras never happened.

Yeah, because I think they took off bras. But I don't think they. Yeah. Yeah. Bras were not burnt. Wow, fact-to-all. Because honestly, is it weird how you get like fake history? And fake news in general and you just go with it, didn't that?

All right, Donald Trump. I built a wall. That's amazing. No bras were actually burnt. Oh, wow. Factoid of a day. But yeah, so the Women of the World Festival, which is in March, tied to International Women's Day.

That takes a lot of programming. It's also global. So we have them. We've just had one in Harlem at the Apollo Theatre in New York. We've got one coming up in Beijing, in China. So programming kind of those sort of festivals is like a 12-month type thing. So basically your job is to be mega-organized. I don't know if I could do that.

There are a lot of specials that I won't like. Just to know what's going on, know what's going on in terms of contemporary culture. Mega-man. And bring it to the South Bank Centre. Well, I'm genuinely really excited. I'm so happy I live in London and can get down. Just to recap, it's from the 15th to the 16th of July, that weekend. Bang in the middle of London.

Get down to the South Bank. We should. Do some videos. No, we should. Yeah. Come, come. Do videos. Yeah, it'd be great.

I used to say this basically live on the Southbank. If a guy at about six or eight months of solid, we just go up to South Bank all day long, making videos up and down. It's such a good atmosphere. So I think it's going to be really good. It's a really good bit of fun. Well, thank you so much for coming and speaking to us.

This is really exciting, actually. Yeah, I'm excited. Well, thank you so much, Hannah. Thank you. Have a lovely day. We are going to go back into a bit of music now. And normally I pick songs that are related to film or in some way or whatever, whatever.

This is a song that was used in a classic 1980s film, The Breakfast Club. The Breakfast Club. Oh, wow. But it was also recently reused in the new series called The Handmanes Tale. And I love the fact that they used such a, so I never thought you could use, don't you forget about me by simple minds

and you could use it in something else and it worked in this scene. The Breakfast Club. I thought, you know what? I'm going to play it this week and we're going to do it. Let's regress to the 80s. Come on. We were born in the 80s.

Do it. Do it now. Were you born in the 80s? I wasn't, but I have just reread the Handmaid's Tale and it is an epic book. It's epic, isn't it? So here we go. Don't you forget about me by 60s. Simple Minds on Back Row and Chill. It's Poppinson. It's Kent Jones.

And usually I like to be in the front. But right now, this is back row and chill. Definitely is. Back, I'm back on the front. It's back row and chill. Okay, we'll be in a little bit. That was Kent Jones. We love a bit of Ken Jones. Yay, Ken Jones.

I love that. He shouted out the show. Thanks so much. Right. So, movies that are coming out, even though it's glorious weather, I still love going to the cinema. No matter the weather. Whatever the weather. Whatever the weather. We'll go to the cinema.

Rain or shine. Snow or hail. I love the cinema. I love cinema. Is that the voice? Sorry, go on, Carol. What voice? The voice do you do for that character with the curls in her hair?

Oh, I got a little bit of gossipy gale. Yeah, I like that. You should bring that back. I know, I did a little character online for a while called Gossipy Gale. She was Northern and she gossiped. She was so good. She was so good. I'm a fan of that.

Gossip Gail. I might bring her back. I'll bring her back. But the movies that are coming. coming out this week. Obviously, Part of the Caribbean is opening this weekend. I'm so excited. I haven't seen it yet.

Watch this. The fifth or the sixth? This is the fifth. This is the fifth. This is the fifth. You can just keep making them and I'll just keep watching them because they're so good. We're going to be taking, like, next generation. We'll be taking our own kids.

Stranger Tides, was that the last one? Strange Tides? Maybe, yeah. World's End was the third one. And then Strange Tides. So there's only four then. No, it's dead. No, this is definitely number five.

So this is the fifth one? The fifth one. Stranger ties, so good. They're all just so good. It's so good. It's just can't get enough from Johnny Depp. The difference about this one is obviously this has got the, well, a lot of the original cast have come back for the fifth movie.

So we've got Johnny Depp. We've got Orlando Bloom, Kira Knightley, Jeffrey Rush. Loads of the little characters from the first film. I'm so excited. I just can't control my excitement. I'm so excited. And also. When's it at?

Today. So I'm literally I'm going to go find a cinema What are you doing after the show? Let's go see it. It's, uh, oh this is, I love the story a bit and it looks epic. Obviously there was, it took so, it's made actually ages ago. It's taken so long to come out.

Because this was around all the time with Johnny Depp. Apparently he broke his hand on set and it pushed the film back for like months. And he must be getting on a bit now. Yeah, he's in his 50s. So it's like, yeah. He's such a, it's, there's a thing as well as a photo and it's like, um, Someone told me when I grew up I can be anything I wanted, so I became everything.

It was like 50 photos of all the characters he's played. He's played so many great roles and so many cool characters. He's a great. I mean, Jack Prospero is my favourite, Johnny Depp character. I don't know, there's a few. What is the, I think it was called Blow, maybe? Oh, in the film Blow, yeah. Yeah, oh, I like that one.

That makes me a close second. This is all about the legendary story of the Trident of Poseidon. Oh, give it me now. It's got Captain Salazar. which is played by Yevia Bardem. Heavier Bardem? Never heard of him. Him.

He's the him. He's the... You know him, you know him. He's the bad guy in James Bond in Skyfall. Oh, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Originally, when the...

I've got the little news. No, factoid about this. Factual. Because I have been reading up for months about the New Pirates of Caribbean. But originally it was Captain Salazar was actually called like Captain Tom, or something really boring or Captain James

and then they cast Mr. Bardem and they were... Cap'n. Cap'in. Captain. We're going to call him Captain Salazar to make it all like Spanish and stuff. And a weird factoid about this. So do you know whose his real life wife is? No. Is Penelope Cruz.

So Penelope Cruz, they're in real life. And Penelope Cruz played Captain Sparrow, Jack Sparrow's wife in the last film. So there's a bit of a weird wife-swappy thing going on. There's that other guy who done. that as well. Who's the lady in Harry Potter and she's like, I killed Sirius Black, the crazy one with Curlier. Oh, Helen a Bonham castor. Right, so she's

in a lot of films with Johnny Depp. Yeah, for sure. And her husband is the Her ex-husband is, yeah. Tim Burton. Well, he's a director, is he a director? Tim Burton, yeah. Tim Burton, and he used to cast Johnny and her all the time as lovers. So he must be like, I can just imagine him in a

wardrobe with like the little bit peeping, just watching, just there little peep. Yeah, it's I always thought that was a bit weird. He always caught his wife. Maybe there was a trust thing going, I don't know. I don't know, whatever. Maybe he liked a watch.

I think so. So Pirates of Caribbean is coming out. We've got also a film called Detour, which is a young law student blindly enters into a pact with a man who offers to kill his stepfather, as you do, whom he feels is responsible for the accident that sent his mother into a coma.

So there's a bit of a revenge thing going around. I don't, recognize anyone that's in that but it's released today so cool yeah well done it's not a lot out there I think people basically don't

want to release around parts of the Caribbean because you can't compete yeah I know I mean you've got diary for wealthy kids you'd have to like if you were to make movies and stuff you'd have to really be careful when you put it out to like oh yeah there's like there's like production teams that just do they just do the date the calendar

because if you put it out and there's another bank No one really going to care. It could fail movies. Because there's some movies and actually it might make sense now because there's some movies that I watch and I think, why have I never heard of this? I watch it. It's absolutely brilliant.

I think it's had no light exposure. But I'm assuming now that some of them might have been released while big... Exactly. They would have been under the radar because you're looking at the Guardian for Galaxy and you're looking at the Pirates of Caribbean. So, you know, it's worth a look. We are the pirates of the Caribbean. To see what's going on.

Yeah, I mean, the other... Diary of a Wimpy Kid, The Long Hall, which is, I'm assuming is the... I don't know how many. I'm not like in to diary with me a kid. I never heard of it. It's a kid's thing. But we ain't kids no more. We're grown up. We are grown. I'm grown. I wipe my own

ass. Do you really though? Obviously. Do you really? I just can wipe my ass. Well, no, I just, I've paid someone. I have a personal ass wipeout. Oh yeah, because she pops over my ass ass every now again and just wipes my bum. So more movies that are coming up.

Also, I'm quite excited to watch Wonder Woman. Rise of the That's another one that's on my, like, defo I Want to Watch this. So, have you seen anything about that? You've seen the trailers yet? A feed Clav, yeah. Right, I'll pay you a little bit of the trailer now. This is Wonder Woman Rise of the Warrior.

And I love the fact that this is one of the Marvel films. It is directed by a woman. And it's good that there is more women kind of movies now. For sure. Like, she's a lead female. I am a strong, independent woman. Wo man. Wo man.

A wo man. So I'm really excited. I'm surprised feminists hasn't gone against that yet. Like we don't want to be called women because it's got man in it. We're called woes. We're called woes now. No, that don't know. But, yeah, it's, uh, anyway, Wonder Woman.

Oh, that is a lot of wos in one sentence. Wonder Woman, Sony two. Well, Wonder Woman. Anyway, rise at, come on, I'm procrastinating. Let's just play the bloody thing. Here we go. Fighting does not make you a hero. What if I promise to be careful?

Just a shield, then. Diana. No shoppeders. Be careful of mankind, Diana. They do not deserve you. You told me this story. What is this place?

Who are you, people? We are the bridge to a greater understanding. Right. What is your mission? Well, here's the thing. You are in more danger than you think. The boys in the trenches called her Dr. Poison. millions would die, the war would never end.

I'm going, mother. If you choose to leave, you may never return. How will I be if I stay? To the war. Well, technically the war is that way, but we gotta go this way first. How can a woman fight in this? Who? Who is this young woman?

She's my... Um... Diana. Princess of them is... Prince. Diana Prince. Ooh. Love it. It sounds like quack, like thrilling.

I'm so down for that one. We've got a couple, I'm going to, I've done a little round-up of this week's movies. So I'm going to play little clips for you so that we can just get a total advertisement of what is now. At the moment. So this is this week's movies. Diary of a Wimpy Kid, the Long Hall. I'm texting. Oh no, no devices on this trip.

What do you mean? This is an unplugged road trip. No phones, no iPads, no internet. Everyone, hand over your devices. You tricked us! This is totally not cool. You want me to read? I'm reading text.

What's the difference? Mm-hmm. Without devices, there's absolutely nothing to do. Look at the scenery. Read a book. Read a book? It's summer vacation. Pirates of the Caribbean.

Dead men tell no. Tales. I'm looking for a pirate, Jack Sparrow. I need to speak with you. Hand me a sword. I don't have a sword. What kind of a soldier has no weapon? I'm currently wanted for treason.

So not the very good crime, then. I'm looking for a pirate, Captain Jack Sparrow. But today is your lucky day. Because I just happen to be, Captain Jack. No, it can't be. I've spent years searching for this. The great Jack Sparrow is not some drunkeness. Do we even have a ship?

A crew? Pants. A great pirate does not require such intricacy. Interlude in Prague. He flirts with an innocent young woman in whom I have a professional interest. Baron Salukut. So very handsome. And wealthy too.

Dare I dream of such a man's Susanna. There are rumours. Ladies, some married. Just don't be alone with him. Finally, I have you worn to myself. There's little doubt that they are. We love us. I can destroy him.

Don Giovanni is a wicked man. Detour. Listen, want some advice? Get on that bus. Go wherever it's going and have your boring, miserable life, because I can guarantee it'll be a whole lot better than being in debt to John. I'm not going to be in debt to Johnny because I'm going to pay him. What do you think happens when Johnny's running low in cash?

Hey, Harper. Hey, my, my car broke down. I'm going to need a little bit. extra cash. Well, then I'll say no. And he'll politely remind you one phone call from him. You're going straight to jail. Yeah, and so is he. No, no, because you see Johnny can call about 20 maniacs

in prison, all doing life without parole, who for a case of cigarettes will say they killed her stepdad and you paid him to do it. The hippopotamus. I haven't written a poem since 1987. These days, I'd turn whiskey into journalism.

Get off the stage. Still got it. You fight. Pity the poor poet. My doctor tells me I have three months to live. That's a smaller. Do you believe in miracles? Something happened to me at Swofford Hall.

I want you to go there and find the truth. I'd pay you handsomely. Poor pompous hippopotamus. The things I do for money. Spark, a space tale. Banner was shamed. shattered to pieces. The king and those loyal to him

were sucked into the crack and slick along with your parents. And since that fateful day, Zong has ruled what remains of Banna with an iron fist enslaving everyone except for Banani? Johanna James and No Clark

on Fubar waiting You get me You get me Get me That was gossip by fecky If you had just caught a glimpse Of what was just happening in the studio Johanna was gunfinger in the sky

Dutty Wiening! I was going for it Making a Pum-Pum Flex I was going for it That was the opening song She was the happiest I've ever seen her To be honest I didn't know she had talent like that

I haven't seen my moves mate Wow No I felt a bit white girl there Dutty Wine The gun fingers. I heard a little brap a couple times. I love that. That's the opening song to Brotherhood.

Check it out on Netflix if you haven't seen it. And she's in it. You might see my face in it. Maybe, a little bit. Maybe. Maybe. A lot. Right, I've got a little challenge for you.

For us? For us. Actually, yeah. I don't even know the answers here. Right, okay. So I've got a quiz. I've got some clips of some Netflix shows. And we're going to play a little clip.

And I do not know what the clip is either. so let's have a look and then we'll see if we've got a guess what we're going to do go like just shout it as soon as you know yeah shut out yeah shut out man shut out right let's go let's see if we can get so well and you guys can play along at home to see how good your Netflix knowledge is okay here's the first clip it's short for Susie which is short for Suzanne Stranger Things I think oh I'm thinking I'm thinking orange is the new black I thought is that little curly ed boy is orange is the new black

Yes, what did you have a day? It sounded like that little boy with Colier It's a bit like that, a little fan. I don't know, they said Suzanne, so... I didn't even catch that. I've never seen Orange's, no one. Oh, okay. Crazy eyes. This amazing character is called Suzzi.

Crazy eyes. Right, okay, clip number two. Let's follow I take a little listen. You can't win without me. Oh. What is that? Oh, hold on. Can we get a little...

Okay, let's play again. You can't win without me. You can't win without me. Oh. A denet. I know, no, no, I'll complain it one more time because I know. You can't win without me. You can't win without me.

Winning. What is a show about winning? Can we get a little clue? I don't know. I can't, uh, it's a political. The clue is it's political. Political. You can't win without, oh, oh, oh, I know who it is. I just suddenly clicked the voice.

It's, um, the House of Cards. Let's have a look. Let's a look. Reveal, yes, it's House of Cards. Two out of two for me. Okay. Let's see if you can get a new. Well, come on, Kevin.

Keep up. Well, I'm not into that. I've never seen neither of them, too. Oh, you're more than you now, babe. Okay, this is clip number three. You are a sight of a hole. Isn't she amazing? This is amazing.

Fuck knows. That is... You're good at this if you get this. You're really good because these are hard. That's Doctor Who there. That's David Tennant. For sure. Let's have a look.

It's going to be revealed? Oh, no. Jessica Jones. Yeah, I've never seen any of these. Sounded like David Tennant. Oh, got that wrong. It sounded like Kevin, said the producer. Charming.

You are a sight to behold. Go is what you told you, you're slags. Right, glit number four of our Netflix guessing game. I need to get this one. And you do, like, there's a lot of pressure on you now. Okay, like a lot of pressure.

Shush. Okay, I got a big bag of, with your name on it. Okay, here we go. After my 10th fell Lion King audition, I tried to stage my own version. Mom! I've actually heard that

I've actually heard that but I just can't place it I've actually heard that being said I'm gonna guess I'm gonna guess oh what should play it one more yeah after my 10th fell Lion King audition

I tried to stage my own version that is brilliant I've actually heard it I just don't know why I've heard it I don't know not the get down I don't know I don't know I don't mind is going to play

but I've heard it I've heard it like fame glee I don't know let's have a look oh unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt okay well no I'm for sure

I'm for sure gonna watch that just from that one clip oh Avenger right okay this will go for number number five here we go

is a slice of let if you want it sausage and pepperoni oh boom I know it's what I said at the beginning it's stranger things yeah

you got that you jump before me well done okay you can see how it thought it's a little bit lazy He has. I've got a lot of love. Yeah, because the actor's like missing all his front teeth. Oh, is he?

He's got some... He's my favourite in it. He's got some sort of... And the strange girl, obviously, but he was... Oh, yeah. He's just... He was a coolest little kid in it. Eleven is, and weirdly... Do you know, they can all really, really sing?

She raps and everything. I know. Yeah. She just... It kind of kills me inside that she's like 10 years old and way cooler than I'm ever going to be... I know. And probably makes what a fucking 3 million a year, is like? Oh, yeah, she's literally...

Did we have this chat actually before? Because I knew the fact, he just popped to me. Like, she makes three million a year. You're telling me my own fact that I told you. Three million a year, well, right? Because she popped your ear. Yeah, three million per movie. See, I do listen to what you say.

Per movie. Per movie. It's now her price tag for Millie Bobby Brown. What's your price tag? It's about three million. You know, I can't really discuss it. Because, you know, like, no one in a lot of me just discussing it. It's about three millions.

Give or take a couple of million. Three minutes or millions. Three minutes. Three minutes. Okay. Here's one of the one of the ones. last clips at the moment it's two to one so let's have a little look. Oh I just got a text from Anoush I think Mumbai muscle might be causing me to lactate.

Right one more one more one more one more time I got to do that one I didn't even understand what he said I just got a text from Anoush I think Mumbai muscle might be causing me to lactate Annoosh what's the character that's got an an noosh Oh it's gonna be some sort of just take a wild guess each yeah okay a wild card I'm gonna go for New Gill Oh, that was a good call. I'm going to go for...

Give me a clue. It's got to be... She was not shaking her head like this. I was like... But that was producer, but I was just watching, and I was just like, give me a clue. I don't know what. I'm suddenly just blank.

One more. One more. Okay, one more time. One more time. Let's see if it can get hit the noggin. I just got a text from a new. I think Mumbai muscle might be causing me to lactate. Oh, it's going to...

going to be one of those new hip shows of the guy and the girl I know it's not love but it's going to be like that it sounds like that guy and he's got big curly air and he's really tall is he in that no side show Bob

no okay I don't know no you're wrong Kevin shut up I'm gonna go for love I don't know I can't name any other series right now let's have a look let's have a look can imagine if it was imagine if I got it right what is it let's reveal Masters of Nunn. Never heard of it.

I have. Masters of Nunn. I've heard of it, but I've not seen it yet. Jack of All Trades and a master of none. But it's got a character called Anoush, so I'm definitely going to watch that. Anush. Anush. Anuch. Anish is a detective man. You know.

Anish. I just want to detect a man. Anish. Anish. Her sister's a cash. Well, well done for playing my Netflix challenge. Hold on Kevin. You did really well. I thought I got one out. I did better.

I think they chucked that strange of things in there. to help me out though I think. Yeah, last minute, last minute so like, oh, we only know Stranger Things quotes. He's one of them. Right, let's get back to a little bit more music because I'm going to keep it up there because it is Friday night, very nearly. I'm nearly calling

in the beginning of the weekend. Oh, shot shots, shots. I'm buying Zambuco for Jan after this. Five shots? Five. That's just to start it off. That's like the appetizer. That's the beginning of the night, that's the beginning of the night. Okay, bring it on. To Kayla. Right, we've got, this is going to be, this is

shape of you by Storm. Not by Stormsy, by Ed Shearine, featuring Stormsy. The reason I put this on, neither of them have, like, well, actually Stormsy's been a movie. He's been in Brotherhood. For sure. But Ed Shearin is about to be doing his own movie. No.

Yeah, he's going to produce and beat in a movie. Rad the film, the film film. What was, David Beckham's just in a new movie as well, the Knights of something. Yeah, he was in King Arthur. King Arthur, yes. Because I thought that was a net-fix series or just a series. I kept trying to like get it on, well, in, naughty sites,

cartoon HD, I love it. And it kept popping up and I think, why don't let me play it? Why don't let it play it? And it turns out it's a movie. It's the movie, that's why. It's a movie. Yeah, so lots of weird people moving over into film, which, you know, I...

Well, sorry, again, actually, that's why I brought it up, and I should remember... Do you know the reason why David Beckham's in the movie? No, why? Because his son and... What's the producer's name? Guy Richie? Guy Richie. Their sons go to school together,

and they was having a couple of Guinnesses one night, and it came up in conversation, and the next thing, you know, David Beckham... David Beckins did a movie. He also mentioned that his son also goes to school with Tierra and Rhee. So Tery and Marie might be jumping in the next little movie. Oh my gosh.

All these footballers becoming actors. Oh, I don't know how I'll feel about that. But Ed Shearion is for sure confirmed that he's going to be moving into the movie world. That's mad. He's smashed the music. But do you know how much songs he's written for other people as well? Ridiculous amounts. Like...

Oh, he wrote Justin Bieber's... Not Justin Bieber, one direction. There's actually a crazy amount of massive, massive singers that he's ripped for. I think he could just. retire on the money that he's made from other songs that he sold. That's insane. I think this song might have even been originally meant for someone else, but it was so good that he kept it.

Well, this song, Shape of You, we will play it in a minute. I absolutely promise. Sorry, I, too, but this song, there was a court case, or not court case, but basically Ed Sheeran had to... sounding similar to another one, was it? Yeah, he had to pay royalties to TLC, because it is basically no scrubs. It's the same melody, and so in a court of law, it's the same thing.

So he had to pay royalties to be able to... to do it because if you play a Shape of you and TLC underneath each other is exactly the same song. The same four, is it chords or the four things? Four chords basic of it. Yeah, for sure. Oh, I'm going to play that one day on the show because that

on YouTube is amazing. It's the same four chords songs. Yeah. I'm going to find that. I think that's where I've seen it. But anyway, finally, this is Edshare and Shape of News. Dorsi Reims. Back row and chill. Johanna James and Noel Clark on Fubar Radio

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Take a shot yeah Or if you slag off Logan You've got down the bottle It wasn't the best Well, welcome. Lucy Patterson and our rest of the film review. Hello. This is the part of the show where we tell you anything that we're loving or hating. And you guys can get involved too.

If there's anything that you think is absolutely fantastic and you want to shout out on the show, tweet us in at Food Bar Radio or email, chill at Fulbaradio.com. And we will shout you out and join the conversation, really. Do it. Do it now. You want to know. Because, y'all, like, what have people been singing? Oh, my God. Oh, shut up.

Shut up, Kevin. Shut up. Yeah. Okay, should I go first? Yes. Okay. Last night, I did a bit of a double bill, but I'm going to save one of them for next week. Okay.

I saw Pirates of the Caribbean five slash. Shut up. Just stop it now. Stop it. We're just talking about that. We're so jealous. We want to see it. Oh my God, it was so good.

See that when you watch movies and they make one too many and it gets a bit of playing out. Not with Pirates of the Caribbean. We'll see. This is the thing. We're going to disagree again here. You keep making them and all. I'll keep fucking watching them. I've always had a tradition.

I always go to the cinema for each one. But by the fourth one, I was like, for fuck's sake, this is boring now. Legally down there, isn't it? No, I actually went to the cinema. I thought it was out tonight. I thought it was out today. I thought it was out today.

You must have some previews. I got a preview screen in. Yeah? Because of my unlimited Cine World card. And I saw it in IMAX as well, which, oh, my fucking God, was mind-blowing. It's just so good. I love IMAX.

What's that? What's I'm ex. It's like super duper 3D on steroids. Oh, wow. Big, big. Amazing. Screen. And I went in there without any expectations because I was thinking, well, you know, you've seen. Pirate film, you know, yes.

Exactly. Pirate film is a pirate film. And obviously the first one is such a classic that nothing's really ever come close to it. But I'm going to make a bold statement now. I feel like number five. I feel like number five is a little bit better than number one. No. Oh my God.

Plot twist. It is a change change. I think the advances have been made, you know, and with CGI. When was the last one that was out there? How long ago was... Do you know what? I didn't check and I was going to. It was a few years. Stranger Tides was the last one. I think 2009, maybe. It was a long time ago,

yeah. I'm going to guess earlier. I'm going to guess 2007. Should I check quickly? Check quickly? I think 2009 might be about... I actually watched it the other night on Cartoon H.D. And it was like... Well, do you know what? It's 10 years since... I think it was 2007 or 2009.

It's been 10 years since the plot storyline of since the end of the third one. Yeah. So it's got to be somewhere in between 2007 and, okay, maybe you called it right, Kev. I think you might have done.

At 2011, I've just been told by the power to be. Yeah. I thought it was earlier than that. 2011. Well, see, we've had a nice long break. Yeah. You know, we've not been like inundated with them, you know, I really was ready.

I also was thinking, well, you know, nothing's ever going to beat the first one. So what's the point of me sitting here. I think they're all fucking brilliant, though. I just, I really like all of them. They actually are. They just seem like they get better and better and better. Oh my God, this is just so much better. I can't wait for you to see it.

The CGI is amazing. All the old faces come back. I did say let's go and see it tonight. The office still stands. There's a couple of gut-wrenching bits at the end though. I just fucking love them. I don't know. They're like my favourite films. They're just so much fun, like, if you go back to the original, that must have come. I was in, was it the 90s? It was made in 99 and came out. It was made in 2009 and came out in 2000. It did not.

It didn't. It did. It did. I remember being old. I must have been in like priming school. I was still in school. I was in primary school. I was in primary school then.

I think it was 90. It might have been 98 or 99. I'm lying. I was in college. No, it was for sure, because I remember watching the behind the scenes. I was watching the behind the scenes. And I remember it being like one of the first crew days was 99. And by the end of it, it was like 2000.

Well, I started secondary school in 2000. And I'm pretty sure I remember being in my dad's ass and I ain't seen the gaza since then. Since that movie. Yeah. And I was in primary school, I think. I was like year five or years. it was probably 90. Can we get the powers of beer? I'm back. I'm thinking, oh. Oh, okay. Oh, plot twist here.

When did it come out? So Part of the Caribbean came down in 2003. Nah. Couldn't be. God, I was well out of college by then. Don't believe it. Don't believe you. Don't believe in that. Your Google magic. No, because I must have been older because I went to see it three times. Did you? It was one of the only films. I must have been in secondary school then when it come out. I thought it was older. Yeah, we would be in the same year, mate. So.

Yeah, we must have been about year eight. Yeah, you're eight. Oh my God. I was full line working by then. Done with college. You're old, man. You're old. We were working in school.

Cut that, grandma. But, plural is the Caribbean. But may I put it down. So this one might be better as part. But however, it is only better because loads of the original cast are returned. Yeah. And if you didn't have that original storyline, you wouldn't be like, oh, Kieran Eidlaw's bye. I know.

Well, see, I can't stand her face. So that wasn't a highlight for me. Whose face? I love her. I love her. I love her. shit list. I just can't watch stuff at them in, but I sort of like to make an exception for this.

Apart from Gladiator, I can watch that. But yeah, there's obviously all the old faces returned and that was lovely. I love a bit of nostalgia. Obviously the original score, which just gives you goosebumps, doesn't it? The story was quite clever really and obviously Caiusca, I can never say her name,

Keoskella Lallario, Effie from Skins. Effie from Skins. Oh yeah, yeah, she's in it. She's in it. and my god she did a good job. For being efforts and skins, not just coming off the pipes thing with the skins. How good is it?

Who's the Indian fella? Deve Patel. He's doing so well. They're all doing so well and they're all just coming from like... I feel a little bit like proud of her. Yeah, I don't know them, but I feel really proud of them, you know. That's exactly what I was trying to like get across. Yes, God.

Yes, British. Yeah, it's Dev Patel when I watched Lion. I just felt so proud of it. I've never even met him, but whatever. I think they're all kind of doing okay. Who's the other guy? He was in Unbroken. You know the guy?

Jack O'Connor would love him. He's a quality actor. He was in a prison thing as well where... Start up. Oh, I love that film. Yes. That didn't get enough attention to tell that. They didn't, didn't it?

I agree. I totally couldn't hear. I did a massive blog post on that. Like, just gushing about it because it's just such a good film. It was such a good film. He's dead in prison and he goes in prison. Yeah. And he's a large little geyser.

Yeah. And their little relationship developed. Yeah. Yeah. He's actually from... Where's he from? So that's a fake accent. I think it's a little bit northern, actually.

Yeah, I don't think. It's right. Talks Lloyd. So that is put on. And he actually, usually I cringe because I'm from Essex, and this is obviously my radio voice. Stanford. Okay.

Near Basildon, but not Baselden. Not Basel. Not. Brimpton. I'm not far from me. Yeah. Brimman was a little bit posher than where I did, though. I've been there 10 years now.

Yeah. Made a bit of money. Move that down. Move that. I'll be in the area. Come up to the estate, didn't I? Come up the estate. I had enough of stabbing kids.

Oh, I'm. I had a little thing. Did you know that Kia Scololore, everything, skin. Do you know she's a mum? Oh. She got married, didn't she? How old is she? 24.

She's married. She still got a kid. And she had a baby. I thought she was like, yeah, 15 or not, that's the 15. And it's weird, what we all do is, what we all do is we go, yeah, they're about 12. 12. 12, always 12. Always 12.

Always 12. We were about 12. She's a mommy. She's a mommy. 12 year old mommy. 90's now a mummy. Yeah, she isn't she. They're all mummies.

Well, I cannot wait to do this movie. I am so excited. Yeah, everybody go and see it. I'm not going to say anything else about it because nothing else needs to be said. It's just so much fun. And all the old faces and, you know, the CGI Johnny Depp as a young boy is seamless.

What was that other one, Johnny Depp did? The Indian guy, the Indian guy. The lone rangers. I love that movie. I love that movie. I love that. The bird thing. He's got.

I loved it. Me too. He let his whole fucking village getting slaughtered for the pocket wash. And then he's like a statue and the stature comes along. It just blows my mind. It's completely fucked up that film

would it be pretty funny. That was made by the same people as parts of the Caribbean, wasn't it? Yeah, and it really bombed badly. But I really liked it. Yeah, me too. Me too. I just think Johnny Depp can fucking,

I can just stare at it two hours video. I know. I'm just Johnny Depp looking at the camera blinking. Yeah. Yeah. Totally. Go Johnny.

Go Johnny. Yeah, definitely agreed. You can be whatever you want. Kevin. What have you been loving? either films or series what have you been loving at the moment to review?

I've lost pretty much fucking everything on Netflix well I thought I did until we played that game and I was going to say really? I haven't even even seen that one. They all sound boring. I've watched the good shit on Netflix. I like all the Marvel stuff so like all the X-Men, the Captain America

the Avengers, oh what their new thing they got with the other sort of Avengers but they're like the other Guardians of the Galaxy? No, no, no. Justice League. Again, going back to Justice League coming. I'm a little bit excited for that but I don't know if it's going to compare to I'm a big Avengers fan

Yeah me too But there's another one of them coming soon I think Yeah Yeah um What do you? Right gardens of the galaxy right I love number one Me too First time I watched it was randomly

I was on a plane to Vegas LA I was on way to LA And you get 30 now flights So I'm just watching films I watch it I watch Guardians of the Galaxy Oh it's so good And it was like life change Didn't you literally want to run up and down the plane

Going everybody Talk about this Star Lord. Star Lord. But I watched number two. I don't know if it's because it's a shit copy or not, because it was a bit of a shit copy. Oh, you're terrible. But I just didn't know if it was like,

I think they've tried to be like, now they're this big I am, they're just like, they've overdone their selves in it. Oh my God, that's exactly what I said. They've kind of like over, like. Yeah. I saw a preview of it and we talked about it on the show, didn't we? That's exactly what I said.

Me neither. No, it is out now. Oh, it is. Yeah. It's just, it's overdone. It is. They win way too far. The beginning scene when they're fighting that big fucking monster

and it's like, I'm going to kill it from the inside. And then he's like, you've got little little, little, little, little bit. Little baby group running around. I like that little bit. But they did go too far. It was like a unical shit all over the screen. It was so colourful. So much money. Really was. I like it. I like it. I like it.

What's the new one for? Yeah. And they've kind of gone a bit, it's like there's this new way of, they've done all the films with like all colour and, all colour and just like, it's got the same sort of. of colour. I know what you mean everything's going a little bit too far.

They're going a little bit too far with a stupid humour as well. You know, you see, I want to take my superhero films a bit seriously. And this is Deadpool, which was fucking amazing. So funny. The only Deadpool can be that funny. Exactly. Is it Ryan Reynolds? Is that Ryan? Yeah. He's a fucking... That's just him and it. He was born to play now.

But then, yeah, they're kind of fucked it up because X-Men the origin... They're so in that. He's so in that. He's so in mouth shut. And then he got his head cut off the end of it. I know. That's why. That's why he made... And he poked fun at it, didn't he? He does poke fun at all of the stuff. I love that.

He made Deadpool because he got killed off in... Yeah, because he was... Well, he was Deadpool, but it was a different... No, he wasn't Deadpool in that. He was just another guy. Someone needs to Google, because I swear he was Deadpool. No, he had his own special ability in that, a part of the gang. And then the guy who fucked up Wolverine and put all the metal in him,

he then done experiment on him, gave him everyone's powers. He had everyone's powers. He had big swords that come out his hand. But he sold his mouth shut because he was a funny cunt and always back talking. Yeah. Who's the guy who put all the stuff in the Army guy Put the stuff in Wolverine, the middle stuff Oh my God, I don't know what his name is

Doctor Evil That's real, I should know that The guy, I should know it as well I fucking watched these films on it Yeah Oh well you didn't do that But yeah that's why he made Deadpool Because he was like no fuck this

I'm gonna do what I want to do With a Marvel character And he probably got paid a shit Like the fucking money to do it So like fuck X men I'm gonna be Deadpool now Fuck him All the X men films don't matter now anyway

because of Logan. Apparently there's two different timelines. So, because they're the original timeline, like one, two, three and then four and whatever after. Yeah, but they go back with them then, then when that time when they went back in time in one of them, last and days of future past. When he went back in time, they changed it. So they made another

alternate timeline because he went back and changed it so then it's like... But it's not necessary. Because in one of them... Yeah, it's just too much. Xavier got blew up and died. Yeah. Got exploded and died. And then now he's got Alzheimer's and he's in Logan. Which I didn't find that great.

Didn't find it that great. I think you should just shut up. It was just so prolonged. No, it was not. It's a two-hour movie. Talk to the mic. Oh, sorry. I bring back to Mike a little bit exciting.

It was like a two-hour story, and it just was so prolonged. It wasn't. I got bored. Good. Well, don't watch it again, then. I fucking won't. Fucking won't. Tell me what they do.

Well, I'm going to tell you, I've found a brand new series that I am so excited about, because I've not actually wanted to watch in a row something like this for very long time. Is it at now? Yeah. So I'm going to play a little song and then I'm going to tell you what the favourite thing of the week is.

So this is from the Sing movie. Oh, I love to sing. This is Hallelujah. So that was my own recording. She sung it live. She just sang that for us live in the studio. That was amazing. Jania, you touched my heart.

Thank you. Hello, freaking you. Yeah. Freaking you a lot. Right. So this show that I'm absolutely buzzing about, it's The Handmaid's Tale, which is an 1984 book by,

well, wait, six, it's an 80s book written by Margaret Atwood, which weirdly I had to read in school when I was like 14. What? That's really inappropriate. It's, yeah, I remember we had to stand up and read a page each. We had mice as men. Or men is mice and men.

Of mice and men. And holes. Mys is meant. Jumba holds? I think that was a bit too. One class had to read of mice and men and one class had to read the Handmaid's Toll. And at the time I went to a girl's school. It was quite strict.

And it was that crazy looking mad like, yes. We're going to be reading this raunchy book out loud. Look at me. Really, really bad. So, a little synopsis. Look at me. A synops of the book. Spit on me.

One step too far. Mr. Truman? Is that his name? Mr Truman? I love that. Man like Truy. Truey. But the synopsis of the book,

which is the exact same as the new series, is that it's set in a sort of alternative future, dystopian future where there has been a war in America and America has now been taken over by a new regime who is almost going back in time. They're going back to original, almost like Puritan values. They're very, very religious. and infertility has just risen since the 60s in this world

and so by 2015 hardly anyone is fertile very few women can have babies so it's a bit of an epidemic so what they've done is they've taken over the country they round up any women who can have babies and they force them to become like surrogate type yes surrogate baby for rich families and so this is all from the point of view of this one lady

and you have flashbacks all in the book and in the series about her life performance that obviously America was taken over and it was normal. And what they've done is they've updated it here. So in the books in the 80s, now they've updated it to a modern day timeline. All right. So in the flashbacks, there's all mobile phones and modern day stuff. And in the future type day, present day, it's all, they go back to proper Puritan.

Sounds good. Yeah. In all, like a trailer. And it's, so it's from the point of view of this woman and she had in their life before she had a baby and she had a husband. and she loses them and she's forced into this like sex slavery basically I can't really if you read that in school I'm shocked I read it in school when I was 14

and I remember I had to read out and I got the page Of course you did With the C word And he turned her over Later on her back Look at me I had the page With the C word

And I'm stuck it And do your top button back you read that story Mr Truman likey and I remember reading it and I had to say the word out and I think I squeaked out the season Oh my God Oh there's a say word in the book

And you said that in school? It's like 14 yeah My English teacher was like Mr Trayman No she was a woman actually What you think She was quite Come to think of it

Yeah Little bit questionable She touched my hair A little bit too much She liked my ears But I'm loving This series The way it's shot

The way it's film It's like cinematicallyly beautiful. It's Elizabeth Moss who was in Maddenham. Oh, so they've remade it and made it a movie. Yeah, yeah. And it's not a movie, it's a series. And I'm literally three episodes in. And like, it is my, soon as I get another five minutes.

Elizabeth Moss is amazing. It's also got Alexa, Alexa, Alexis Blendell. Bladell from Gilmore Girls, that's it. So she's in it. There's a couple of really good names. And, oh, bits of the book. I can only remember bits and pieces of the book. so I'm quite glad I can't remember because I want the series to surprise me.

But, oh, and so in this new dissonance future, I'm seeing the film, it's fucked up. It's so messed up. It's like, obviously, gay people aren't allowed. They're exterminated. Oh, wow. You can't allow to. Exterminate. For sure.

Like, they've taken away and they're hung. Oh. You're not allowed to be a doctor. Well hung. Hung well. See what I did that. Yeah, you're not allowed to be. You're not allowed to be a doctor, you're not allowed to be a professor.

You're not allowed to be educated, essentially. Oh, wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So books are banned, makeup's band, porn's band. It's all. God. Fucking new wants to live in a world like that. The only thing I can remember about the book, which I know is kind of coming up,

is that this girl, there is, like, rebels that are trying to, like, take over the country again. And there is a whole underground world where all the band stuff is. And I just remember that she gets to go to, like, the underground club, and she gets to experience. Nautiness. Yeah. So I'm loving this theory. I'm lovely. I'm going to give that go.

What's it called you then, sorry? The handmade's tale. The handmade's tale. It's on Hulu, so you have to go online to find that on the Hulu. What's a handmade? Well, the handmaid is an old word for, like, back in the day, if you had a princess or a prince. Oh, the handmaid was like, right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like a Robin Hood and all that, they were, yeah.

Yeah, so they were, it's a handmade or a handmaiden. I've seen it as handmaids and handmaidens tale as well, but it's basically the slave. But they're treated well, not like slavy slaves. treated well they're leaving the castle these ones aren't said it's called when they have to have sex with their commanders yes tell me more look at me

it's called the ceremony and it's super religious and it's so great awkward the film like actually took a bit of my soul I think it was that weird and fucked out really have you seen it it's really old so there was a book took a bit of my soul I never get it back

you never 90s film right yeah 90s film and then there's the now 2017 series and oh my gosh I'm going to wait to finish the series before I go back and watch the film because I don't want to jump ahead because my brain is treating me I'll definitely give that a go

that sounds like amazing Right we're coming into the last Can I just talk about one more thing Is you pop to me Just take two minutes Go on go on

What is your beliefs on Aliens like I just want to know Because this is a... I just want to know Because I watched that the other day And it fucking changed my whole perspective What do you believe There's other life out there

Do you believe that we can only be the ones I think we're there's other life out there Why? I just don't know She's a bit white Because I don't know I'm just like, well, whatever, yeah. Watch a thing, it's brand new out.

I don't know if it's even out of yet, but it's called unacknowledged, right? And it's actual proof. I'm going to sound like a nutter, yeah? Because anyone that talks about aliens just come. Just go for it, though. They just come across as, like, fucking idiots. But after I watch this, you've been abducted.

Yeah, yes. After I watch this, unacknowledged, yeah, it's like, it's proof, it's actual proof. Really? And what they've been hiding over the years. There's a guy in America and he's been, it's like high up, he's high ranking, and he's had enough.

like you watch it and the actual stuff you're watching it, when it all started when, and it's just proof, this has all been documented, it's all been secured and hidden away, presidents don't even know about it, because they're only in office for a temporary amount of time. Is this like this Area 51 crap? No, no, but you think, that's what I used to think like you.

crap, I was a fucking, I was, I was arrogant. I was just as arrogant as you are, I'm joking. Rude. But if you watch it, yeah, it's like, when the atomic bomb, when they first started do atomic bomb testing and all that, there's actual proof, and it's like, it's all,

been documented, it's all been safe to store, but there's one guy who's fighting against it now to prove it all. And aliens came, and it's government officials, there's actual video footage, people sat around, proper government, talking about it. Yeah. But they don't, people in, in all the higher places that you, the puppets

that we get to see, we think are in all the other places, don't get to know about it. I swear to God, I sound like a fucking nutmegra. No, I'm going to have to watch it now. I got it to where tinfoil fucking out of it. What's it called? Like, John Wig. Unacknowledged. Go on to Cighton HD, yeah. And then, I swear It's good because I was just like your fucking aliens.

I just watched it randomly and I came out like, oh. I must admit, there was an alien film that actually sort of... It's not a film, it's like a documentary. That's obviously the next step. So I think I'm going to watch that because I watch Dark Skies, which is actually on Netflix now. It came out a few years ago and it was sort of touted as a horror more than a sci-fi film. And I think that sort of didn't do it any justice.

And there's a part in that where he talks about the different kinds of aliens series, like the greys and the... at the... And they're not acting to kill us. They're just... After the atomic bomb come, they just was like, well, they're... And they tried to send a few into space,

they lit off these big nuclear... And then they came, there's one bit, and it's like, they're talking about it. You can hear it's like an old-fashioned radio style where they talk about it. They put one beam on the rocket, two beam, three beam. The rocket fell out of the sky.

And I was like, did anyone just see that? And it was like, they were talking about, yeah. And it goes, this can never be spoken about again. Oh, my God. And it's trust me, you watch it. And it's actual real footage, and real people in high up... fucking army from the day, all discussing it.

You watch it. How is that at the beginning of Pineapple Express? Just trust me, man. Just watch it. I'll watch it. I'll watch it. And save, watch it. And then next time I sees you, comes in our seizure, we discuss it. And I watch you bet you've taken that as you come and go, wow.

I get obsessed with things. So I'll probably get obsessed with it. I'm acknowledged. Write it down. I promise, is it? I will write it down. Yeah. This, as we come in to land at the end of the show, I want to do a quick quiz guys, which is, I found which Quentin Tarantino film are you? Oh, Pulp Fiction.

Is that a Tarantino? Yeah. First, you've got to choose a sport. Oh, right, choose a sport. We have to do one at a time. Yeah. I'll go for Lucy. God then. She's the game.

All right, good then. So doubles tennis, football, cross country, MMA, baseball, NASCAR, darts, volleyball. MMA. Does reading count. MMA. MMA. Yeah.

All right. Okay. let's see. Number two, what are you doing Sunday morning? Doing the sex, hanging with my friends. With the two people in my bed. Playing with my kids. Getting brunch.

Finally watching Breaking Bad. Driving to the farmer's market. Cuddling with my honey. Nursing a hangover. That's definitely bad. Okay, cool. So choose a rapper turned actor. Oh.

DMX. RZA. Method Man. Ice Cube. J J. Cool J. Straight helicopter. Ludacris. It's got to be Ice Cube before you even finish.

Queen of tea for Mark Wahlberg. Okay. Mark Wulberg? Yeah. Yeah. Queen Rupert? Yeah. Marky Mark and the Funky Punch.

Yeah. Okay. Ice Cube. Right. Number four. Choose a road to drive on. She has to see them. Oh, you have to see them.

Let's have a little look. So you're going to choose one of those roads. Do you like big open deserts? Do you like fast motorways? No, I like the grass. Okay, I'm going to pick the grass. There's one with grass. There's one.

The grassy one. Okay. Okay, number five, choose a food. You've got cotton candy, candy floss, steak, waffles, sushi, pretzel, barbecue ribs, burger, gummy bears, ribs, ribs, okay, barbecue ribs. Pick a reason to leave a party early. My dog is sick. My tummy hurts. My ex is here.

I have a date. My ride is leaving. This party sucks. This party sucks. My SO is waiting for me. I have a plan, plane to count. Planned catch. My ex is here. My ex is here. My ex is here. Yeah.

Yeah, perfect. And number seven, choose a fun 70s film. The Bad News Bears. Love Story. The Outlawed Josie Wales. Carrey. Carrey. Carrey. Carrey. Carrey. Okay. What do you call someone who says jaw sucks? Shitbag, fucker. Motherfucker. Ashole. Shit head. Fuckwit. Pee. Piece of shit. Piece of shit. Piece of shit. Yeah. Number nine. Choose a Tarantino face. or there's a lot of faces of Tarantino

with sunglasses, all without that one. It's got to be that, man. It's got to be that one. All right, yeah, choose for me. So you got Kill Bill, volume one and two. Oh, nice. Which everyone gets when they do the game. That's annoying. No, that's amazing.

I would have wanted that reservoir dogs or true romance, which technically was his film. When there's vampires and they go in the desert. Oh, I love that. I've got pink pussy, yeah, the pussy, black pussy, stinky pussy. Stinky pussy. I love that film.

First time I watched it, I didn't know it was about vampires, and I was like, what the fuck is going on here? Yeah, it gets fucking crazy, didn't it? I think you mean, minge. Oh, yeah. I got yellow min, stinking mits, orange, fad mish. Skinny, me. I love that.

It's like, because we got stinking, me. Sticky pussy. What film is there? Dustal Dutton. Dustodon. That's a nip. George Clooney. It's Tarantino, George Clooney.

They're like naughty geysers. They've just murdered and robbed someone. Yeah. And then they go to this bar. They get shut in at Dustal Dawn. all of a sudden, all these strippers just fucking turn into vampires, start killing everyone.

But it's crazy, it's twisted, it's mental. Amazing. Right, we've come into the end of the show. Thank you so much. New season. We're going to go away and review some more films. Unacknowledged.

Fucking watch it, please. Okay, I'm going to watch it. Okay, for sure. And The Hurt Madge Tell. Well, I'm going to leave us on... Empire, it's the Caribbean. And King Arthur. King Arthur.

Go and see King Arthur. I'm going to leave us on one of my favourite films from the 80s, which is Ferris Beers Day Off. Oh, yeah. You should recognise the song. Oh, yeah, by Yellow. Well, I hope so.

I tried to play this before once and it was a different song. And it was some Moby thing, right one. So fingers crossed is the right one. I hope you guys have a fantastic weekend. This is back around. We'll go. Woo! If you enjoyed this podcast, please don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes.