Back Row and Chill with Jahannah James and Noel Clarke - Stay Home Special Series - Episode 43 - David Bryan, Maddy Anholt & more
Episode Date: July 10, 2017Sophie Craig joined Jahannah as a special co-host. Maddy Anholt chatted about her Edinburgh Fringe ‘Herselves’. David Bryan also stopped by to talk about his show ‘Trashed’. Gabriel Gonzalez c...hatted about his new web series All of Them. Lucy Patterson, our resident film reviewer, shared her views on the most recent film releases.
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Back row and chill with Johanna James on Fubar Radio.
Good afternoon. It's Friday. It's 4pm.
It's Back Row and Chill. I'm Johanna James and I'm joined today by the lovely selfie.
I forgot my name for a second now.
Happens to us all at the best of times. Don't worry.
We have got such a pack show for you today.
We've got some amazing guest lined up to talk to.
us about Edinburgh Fringe, the
Underbelly Festival.
It used to be Uderbelly,
which is why I got a bit confused for a second
there. We've got Lucy Patterson coming in
later on, our resident film reviewer,
and we have
so much entertainment news to get through for you
today.
Sophie, do you want to give a little
bit about yourself, and where are you from? Where you from?
Hello, everyone, my name's Sophie. I'm a Capricorn.
No, I'm kidding.
Yeah, I'm Sophie. I'm an
actor-presenter.
Been in London for five years now.
Where are you from? Because your accent says you're not
from here. I'm not, I'm very northern.
So, yeah, I'm from
a tiny little town up in the Lake District.
So, couldn't be more different
to London. Just watch how I
become more and more northern as this show goes on.
It happens. It happens to the best of us.
I do. I, no, but I'm worse, I'm
worse than most people for accents. I will
literally start to adopt
whoever I'm talking to, I'll start
adopting your accent. What's it called? I think the technical term is
hedging.
Is it?
Apparently, yeah.
I think.
I might be wrong.
Don't quote me.
That's quite sexual.
It does, isn't it?
Or maybe that's edging.
Oh, yeah.
Mixing them up.
But yeah, no, I do that.
I used to work in a call centre.
And by the end of the phone,
honestly, I'd be like Welsh, Irish.
It would be like, okay.
All right, then.
You have a lovely day.
You're like, what?
Take care.
Right, okay.
Let's get straight into the bit of music
because I've got a patch show
full of soundtrack.
That's what we do, Sophie, every week.
I go and find my favourite songs that I'm loving from TV shows, Netflix shows,
old, new, whatever doesn't matter.
I'm going a bit old school now.
This is an 80s track called Axel F,
which has appeared recently on the Netflix Glow,
which if you haven't checked that out,
it is my favourite thing on Netflix at the moment.
It's so good.
I finished it.
Yeah.
It's brilliant.
It's so good.
Not going to lie, there are a lot of songs coming up from Glow,
so today's going to be very 80s theme.
So we're going to kick it off with this one,
and I think we should have a little bit of a boogie just because it's Friday,
and we'll get warmed up.
Definitely.
Do some lunges.
Here we go.
Oh, it ended.
Okay, that's awkward.
Awkward when you're singing a song and it just cuts out on you.
Cheers.
Cheers for music deck.
All right.
It is Friday.
It's Backroll and Chill.
I'm Johanna James.
I'm joined by The lovely.
Lovely.
There it is.
It's happening.
It's happening.
It's happening.
It's Sophie Craig.
It's Sophie Craig.
And if you like the sound of our voices
and would like to see what we look like,
you can because you can check out all our socials
because that's what Sophie does.
She makes comedy bits and bobs on the internet.
So where would they find your face?
If you want to find my face, you can just Google.
No, I'm kidding.
Don't Google.
Don't Google me, okay?
You can find me on Facebook and Instagram
at it's Sophie Craig.
On my Twitter is Sophie Lou Craig
and my Snapchat's.
Sophie Lou Craig as well.
Sophie Craig.
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Love it.
I think it's time for a bit of entertainment news.
All right, okay, so we're just going to go
into this little segment of the show.
I'm just going to walk you through the show as we go
because you're new to this.
But let me find my little thing.
Okay, here we go.
It is time for the entertainment news.
On Bear Crom and Chill.
I know we're so technical.
It's amazing.
Okay, dokey, what's going on in film news?
Right, so we were literally just talking about this off air, won't we?
Baby Driver.
Oh, yes.
So Edgar Wright is already in talks about a Baby Driver sequel.
Is he?
Yes, which I'm like, yes!
I mean, it's not really a surprise.
It's like smashed the box office.
It smashed the reviews.
Yeah.
It is my favourite.
I'm going to go see it again, actually, on Sunday.
Are you?
Yeah.
Yeah, it's wicked.
I just want to see it because we got to go see the premiere, didn't we?
We did, indeed.
Yeah.
Which was all kinds of fun.
So if you haven't checked out baby driver at the cinema, really do.
And also go to Spotify because they've got the entire soundtrack on there.
The soundtrack is amazing.
We were just saying, like, I was listening to it on the underground on the way here.
And you're literally a walking with purpose.
Like it's a soundtrack to your life.
It is.
It's brilliant.
Absolutely brilliant.
So I'm so excited if that number two is on the cards.
I hope it's still got all everyone involved that didn't die.
No spoilers.
No, what?
So hopefully.
Hopefully.
because it kind of ends on a
I wasn't sure whether the ending was sort of a dream
or whether it was the real thing.
Was it the end?
Was it the end? Or was it just the beginning?
We don't know.
Very exciting.
If you have seen the film and you would like to win
a little bit of merchandise, stay tuned
because we've got a baby driver competition
we're going to launch on the show today.
So you're going to need to be involved in our Twitter for that
at Fubar Radio. Just make sure you're following.
All you need to do is retweet when we launched that competition
and you can win a whole bundle of a show.
official baby driver stuff.
Very nice.
Very exploited.
Oh, you're very generous.
I wish you could win baby.
That would be great.
A baby?
No, not a baby.
Babi is, just to clarify,
I do not want to win any children.
Baby is the name of the lead guy in the film.
He's the getaway driver and he's called Baby
and I kind of have a crush on him now.
Oh, do you know?
I think I do.
He was in fault in our stars, wasn't he?
He was also the main guy in fault in our stars.
So if you didn't have a crush in him on that,
you will now.
You will now when he's driving a car.
car and being all sexy.
Okay, dokey. Now, Emma Stone has said that male co-stars have taken pay cuts to ensure equal pay,
because there is a lot of chit-chat.
Well, always there's a lot of chit-chat, but especially right now in Hollywood about equal pay,
equal right, who gets paid fairly and what-and-what.
I think it was, who's the most well-paid?
I think it's Jennifer Lawrence.
Yeah, it is.
I think she's the most well-paid.
And I think the male is Dwayne Johnson, quite possibly.
I think like, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
The Rock.
Dwayne the Rock Johnson.
But saying that, even though Jennifer Lawrence was the most well paid,
she got like less of a fee than, I think,
I'm pretty sure she got less of a fee than Chris Pratt for passengers.
Yeah, there's a lot of things, isn't there?
It was Wonder Woman.
That's another good example.
There's a big thing about she got massively underpaid in comparison
to anyone that's done sort of another superhero movie.
To Superman.
Yeah.
Yeah, Superman got like millions and she got 300.
Yeah, that was it.
It's bad, isn't it?
I mean, she has got more now.
Now that the film's done really good,
I think she's been paid in like sort of sub-jews afterwards.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think I just made that word up, sub-jews.
Royalties.
That's the one.
But I'm going to call them sub-jews.
I mean, yeah, she's about to star in her next movie,
which is called Battle of the Sexes.
And she's revealed that male actors that she has worked with
have taken a pay cut to match her salary,
which is really nice.
And I think the Big Bang Theory,
they did this as well.
Yes, they did.
All the five main members of the Big Bang theory,
they took a pay cut so that the other two
who played Bernadette and
the thing of me Bob's girlfriend,
the two girlfriends.
Oh, yeah.
They could get pay rises.
That was it.
So that was quite nice of well.
I mean, this film called Battle of Sexes
is look quite good,
so I thought I'd pop a trailer on
so everyone can have a little listen to what.
So this is Emma Stone,
new movie Battle of the Sexes.
Trailer's out now.
Hello?
Eureka, Billie Jean.
It's Bobby Riggs.
I had a great idea.
Male sovereign as pig
versus hairy-like feminist.
You're still a feminist, right?
I'm a tennis player who happens to be a woman.
Don't hang up.
By the way, I shaved my legs.
Billy Jean King, already a champion of women's rights,
is now the most successful female player of all time.
I am not saying that women don't belong on the court.
Who would pick up the balls otherwise?
Oh my God.
Paul Bobby.
Tell me, telling you.
Don't get me wrong.
I love women in the bedroom and in the kitchen.
Keep talking, Bobby.
More nonsense you spell, the worst is going to be when you lose.
I'm going to be the best.
That way I can really change things.
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm going to put the show back in show for this.
Bobby's a clown.
This whole thing is an act for him.
40 million people are watching.
The battle you've all been waiting this day.
I'm going to talk about.
Let's play.
The battle of the sexes.
I put the show back in show business.
That sounds good.
Good.
Yeah.
Right, right.
What else have I got there?
Ah, right.
Did you see the movie Creed that came out a couple years ago?
No, do you know what?
I haven't.
It was actually very, very good.
Yeah, my fiancé keeps saying, we need to watch it, we need to watch it.
I think he's seen it twice, but.
I'm like the little casual drop that you've got a fiancé.
Do I mention the fiancé?
My fiancé.
I still can't get, I've been engaged now for like, ever.
And I still can't.
20 years.
24 years.
and yeah I still cringe myself out using that word
I know it's quite a hard thing
you've got a slightly step over it
My fiance
My fiance
I didn't realize there was two versions of it
There's a girl version and the boy version
No I did not know that
Yeah so if you're a girl it's a fiancé
Which is two E's yeah
And if it's a guy it's just the oney
I didn't know that
So how do you say that? Oh but you say it both the same
Fiancé
Fiance
I guess so
This is my fiance
My fiance
sounds more French that way isn't it?
I don't know.
If anyone knows that what's the technical,
is there a difference in pronunciation, fiancé, fiancé,
let us know.
It's that kind of Friday.
So Creed, yes, that's where we were.
So Creed, too, is coming back,
including Michael B. Jordan,
who played the Creed guy,
the main guy, who was absolutely gorgeous.
So I'm super happy that he's back.
And apparently,
Sylvester Sloan has dropped on,
he dropped on Twitter or Instagram,
he dropped a picture of the possible
Creed 2. I think they kind of
like Photoshop something together of the
possible storyline. But basically it's going to be
Creed Jr. is
going to be ending up fighting the guy
who killed his dad in the original Rocky
movie. So it's going to be all like
epic showdown
with personal parent issues
and stuff.
So I'm kind of excited about Creed 2.
That would be amazing.
And the Fantastic Beast
sequels have begun
filming finally.
And the rumor mill is saying that there's going to be a lot of surprising nods to the original Harry Potter.
So there's going to be more Harry Potter references than there was in the other one.
Oh, lovely.
We love Harry Potter.
We do love Harry Potter.
We do love Harry Potter.
And the next film is going to be moving to, like, it's going to be set in London and Paris, which I'm really excited about.
So they're going back more to Europe, which I think was one of the things that I felt was a bit missing from the Fantastic Beast because it was over the pond.
Yeah.
It just lost.
Harry Potter's not over the pond.
Harry Potter's English.
Yeah, you know.
It's English.
It's us, darn it.
Yeah, so I think that it's coming back to film in London,
and I think that's going to make it a lot more.
It's going to have that quaint Britain.
But that's what the Americans liked as well.
They love the fact that it was in England.
And we love the fact that it was England.
So they've listened to us.
They may proceed in making that movie.
And I'm just going to end for now on this bit of a viral phenomenon
that happened this week.
did you hear about the bullied birthday boy called Ollie?
Oh yes I did!
Yeah so on Twitter there's a little boy called Ollie
who was turning nine this week
and his mum tweeted,
does anybody know anyone sort of famous
who could say happy birthday to Ollie
because he's having a really bad time with bullies
and particularly bullies that are sort of really having to go at him
for the fact that he doesn't really have anything
or he doesn't know anyone and that kind of thing.
So it would be really amazing if someone...
So what happened was somehow this got pissed
picked up on some sort of the way that this does in the internet and uh stormsy ended up retweeting
and tweeting back to him to say happy birthday so many celebrities did who else was it um i think even the
gladiator guy got in touch russell crawd yeah there was so many celebs jumped on which was just
amazing so this little boy got happy birthday from like all of twitter basically and um i think that's
that was amazing because so much of the internet is spreading like so much crap and so much hate
It's so much like, oh.
Do you know, it's really heartwarming, isn't it?
And I think it's really good to show, obviously he's nine.
Do you know what I mean?
And the amount of, like, crap that goes on,
like people use it as a platform too bully now, don't they?
Yeah, being online and stuff.
So to see something really positive come from it, I think it's so cool.
And the fact that they were saying happy birth,
oh yeah, like Zoella and her boyfriend sent video messages in.
There was tons.
There's the presenters on this morning.
All like the CBB's presenters and stuff as well, like, that he watches.
I think it's so cute.
I think Stormsy was probably a bit cooler than the CBB.
presentness.
Probably got a bit more street-cared.
Yeah.
But that was amazing
that they all sort of stood up
in the fact that I think
what's it?
That's actually the Stormsy said.
He said like,
don't pay any attention to the bullies.
They all end up being
the biggest waste man later on.
Yeah, yeah.
Like, not only did today
happy birthday,
he also insulted your bullies directly.
Boom.
Yeah.
Brilliant.
Right.
Let's get back on track
with a little bit of music
because I'm feeling that
a little bit more.
Another one from the glow.
I think we've got to go
for another one for the glow.
Yeah.
This is you make me feel
Wesse Vesta and I think you cannot
not dance to this song
so it's going to be possible so I'm going to get stretching
out. Limbur up
let's limber up because this is you make me feel
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we're back
it's time for our first
guest I think we've got our first guest
in the studio so a huge
round of applause welcome to Maddie
Hello
welcome girl
and we just had a little bit
of a mini reunion in the green room
because we already know each other.
We already know each other.
We played pool for a thing
and then we did some sex that got a pool table.
No, that sounds wrong.
We did. We lay over a pool table.
Yeah, we got very sexual on a pool table.
It sounds very nice.
For a sketch, guys.
For a sketch.
Basically, anything goes
if you just say it's for a sketch.
Yeah.
We're just filming a sketch?
I shot someone to do,
but it was fine.
I'm sure they were a sketch.
It was for a sketch.
I mean actually this week
I did have a little experience of that
I dressed up as an old woman
Oh my yes
Is a Zimmer frame
And in the sketch I'm supposed to
Like the guy comes over
And I go like oh piss off
And they end up getting
Going to fight with someone basically
And we were trying to film out on the street
And every time I fell over
On the Zimmer Frame
Everyone would come running
There was heroes from everywhere
I was quite impressed they actually thought
I was an old woman
Yeah
And then more that there's heroes
Because where are they?
Exactly
I was like, if I just fell over in the street, people would just laugh.
Exactly.
Exactly.
And we know, yeah, exactly.
We know.
So now it's catcalling, but don't worry.
Get through the catcalling because when we're old, people will help us when we fall on our ass.
Exactly.
Can you imagine, though, that if you are a hot old lady, you're going to get a mix of both?
Oh, yeah.
They're going to be like, oh, I'll help your dick.
Oh, look at you.
Cougar.
Steady hips.
So Maddie, you are an actress in your own right.
Actress, comedian?
Yeah.
I think is, I'm more, yeah, character comedian, let's go.
I trains as an actress, but hey, look, you've got to focus on one thing.
Look what's happened.
Yeah.
And so you have a brownie show, which is, it's going to add a run.
I think he said a brownie show.
I was like, that's great.
It's all about brownie.
Oh, my God.
All you've been kind of brown.
It's not a brand new show that is going to be, except the underbelly.
Yeah.
Right.
I got forwarded.
I did actually see that this was on, and I text my other friend and was like,
come, go and see this.
I think that's really amazing.
Yeah, good.
Are you going to be good.
I think, yeah, it's my first time there.
I'm normally gilded, so I just wanted to do,
I basically I'm 30 at the end of the year,
and I was like, I need to not give any fucks.
I can swear on for you.
Yeah.
I've been doing so much normal radio that I'm like,
I'm going to give any dark tooths about that.
But yeah, no, so I thought, well, this is the year that I'm 30,
so this is going to be the year that I have to, like,
write the show that I want to write and just not listen to anybody and just do it.
So I did.
So I did it in December and then in February I did Lester Comedy Festival and it was like the first
proper run of it I'd had and as I was on stage I was like that what the like there are so.
There's a bit I do where I do like an inner child and I was like, wow shit this is coming
up like how's it going to go?
And like there's a whole bit about how we like, you know basically I play my own inner child
because I found out about four or five years ago I can do a really good.
voice of a five-year-old child.
How did you find that out?
I don't want to get into that.
I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.
It was for a sketch, okay?
It was for a sketch.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, so then I was like, you know, doing less comedy festival and I was like, this is
going to, like, not sure how this is going to go down.
Because you were writing for like up to six months by yourself in a room.
And you go a bit crazy.
You know, it's an hour show.
You're like, I know what I'm doing.
So then, but then I got nominated best new show at Leicester.
So I was like, great, okay, so I'm on to a good thing.
So I've been previewing it since, ever since then, really.
So I'm kind of, like, my big one next weekend is I'm playing main stage Lattitude Festival for the first time.
Oh, how's that actually?
Wow.
Yeah, so I'm going to, I said to myself when that got booked that I'd have a finished show by Lattitude.
So I got a week.
It's all right.
Never, never too late.
How do you in, like, a one-woman hour show?
because that would like
terrify me to go
and be on my own.
No, you wouldn't.
No, I mean, the thing is,
I, like, sometimes I love it
and sometimes I hate it.
Like, some, I mean,
because I just did a show
in Brighton Comedia and I was doing a double bill
with Sleeping Trees.
I use a sketch group,
sketch, sketch,
and the guy was like,
yeah, we kind of, like,
we don't really know it,
but it's fine because, you know,
if I'm feeling a bit tired,
then he can do it,
and, like, you know,
they can kind of share the thing.
And I was like,
that is it.
When you get to, like,
the third week of vitamin,
that you're like on stage being like
oh my god
but then having said that
I'm a bit of like a
I'm a bit OCD when it comes to
like organization and like getting
things done and so I kind of
feel like when I'm doing one woman at least I know
that I'm going to be there for her so like 98% of the time
yeah yeah I get that
yeah because you have the control of it
yeah I think actually that's one thing because I've gone from
actor to kind of online
comedian where I make on my own sketches and whatnot
and now I've got so used
to writing, filming, directing, shooting, editing
everything that to then hand that back to someone
would be really weird because I feel like
I'm just a control monster now. Yeah, you do
and the thing is like, of course, when you get
when we, you know,
gets that point of having our own sitcom.
Of course, like
share and share alike, you know,
fine, but I think up to that point
and you do, like, I've done a few bits
and pieces for TV and when you're writing
those, I remember the first one I did and they
Like, yeah, yeah, that's cool.
So we've just got a team of writers.
So just kind of hand it over.
And then, you know, they'll get back to you.
And I was like, sorry.
No, no, I can go in there.
And they're like, no, no, it's cool.
You don't need to.
Yeah.
And I was like, no, but I want to.
That's my baby.
Yeah.
Do you know, things are changing, I think.
Especially sort of with online presence and stuff as well.
Like, I'm a trained doctor as well.
Hello, guys.
But, like, I think you make your own work.
Do you know what I mean?
I think that's like there's a new way into sort of the industry now, isn't
I think it's always been there but it's just
now more than ever with like YouTube and all that
kind of stuff. Exactly. You kind of
like this is why I started a production company
like three months ago and this is why
I did it because I you know I do
characters and I kind of was ashamed actually
the amount of people that were like oh cool so
like can we see your character stuff and
you know I just didn't have like an online
presence and just in terms of like full sketches
or just little bits you know it's kind of stuff you do
and working with comedians and I was like
if there's a platform for
existing and upcoming comedians to work together and create new work and film it and get it out there and pitch it for TV, then I'm going to do it.
But I was like, actually, I haven't got any money.
So I was like, oh, I need to get some money.
So then I've got to do this incredible guy who invested, who is now my business partner, who I was just really, really lucky to find.
And so we work together.
He does the business side, which is great because I'm shit at taxes.
Yeah.
And then I get to the creative stuff.
You know, it's still terrifying because you're like, I'm going,
I don't want it to get to after Edinburgh and then, you know,
the money be run out and then me, that's the end of the company.
Like, you know, you've got to keep pushing stuff out and like getting,
because where's the money?
Well, it's commissions, really.
Yeah.
Like, until you get to your point of, like, you know, YouTube stardom,
you can't, there's not money for like little odd sketches and stuff.
You know, you've got to keep putting it out of there.
And what is the, oh, it's called herself.
Okay. And as a little bit of a synopsis,
for people thinking, okay, like this on this,
where I'm going to go down to other belly,
what's it about? Okay, so, my,
the thinking behind it was that we're, okay,
I want to talk for us as women, we're mental,
and when we, yeah, they're both like Anna.
Yeah, yeah, continue.
So when you're in different situations, right,
you interact with people in different ways.
Like, when you're with your boyfriend,
you'll speak to one way,
like you wouldn't use that same way
to speak to your mom and dad,
like you wouldn't like
can you imagine
but you know there's like
all these different
and so I kind of came up with this idea
that behind every successful woman is herself
so it's about every single woman
that like lives inside of us
so there's I plays
multiple personality disorder
it's totally that
so I play 16 characters
so I play 15 women and one man
and there's a little twist at the end
which obviously I won't tell you
but you find out that
well something
at the end so it's like
there's a nice like big link
to you know
for all of the characters that kind of tie together.
So it's my way of basically going,
what is the way for me to have a platform to do as many characters as I want
and do them in little sketches and, you know, have little vignettes,
like some of them are 15 seconds and some of them are five minutes
and back to back and have it almost in a way that's like,
you know, Orange is the New Black.
I love Orange is the New Black
because there's just the writing in it is incredible.
Yeah, it's amazing.
Like in one episode, you've got, you know, 15.
story arcs of characters
and I just love that so I was like you know I've got
an hour here I could
conceivably have story arcs in there
of characters as well going from beginning to end
so that's what it is
it's just a kind of crazy super surreal
like like an onion
yeah it is I am like an onion thank you
I didn't say that because I knew you were going to finish
that sentence did you that was weird
I set it up for you I'll take it
take it
think working
if you like orange
the New Black, or if anyone listening likes the Orange,
the makers of that show have made Glow,
which is the new Netflix thing. And it is
like, again, that same thing. It's all
14 women who, like,
all wannabe actresses who sign up for this
new wrestling women's TV show, and they have no idea how to
wrestle or act, really. And
it's absolutely, so it's funny, but
brilliant, and it's kind of Orange's the New Black
esk in that way. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And it's my favorite thing at the moment. Yeah.
At all. I've got it lined up, but I can't. I think is
I'm just worried if I start that, then I'm not
going to stop. It's like orange and new black I did
that, I binged that new series in
two days and I didn't do any work.
So I can't start that yet. I can do it in Edinburgh
may, maybe. Yeah, yeah, and there are only 25 minutes
per episode, so you can... Oh, yeah.
You can just... Did you snip it? Yeah, little snippet.
Yeah, it's like a little snap, basically. My last Edinburgh
I was all about, um, stranger
things. So when's that? Oh, that must be coming back soon. That must be coming back soon.
Because that was then a year. I want to say October.
But I don't know. It's been a year. It has been a year. It has been a year. It has
because I was watching it in August.
Yeah, it's been over a year.
It is back soon. She's got really curly hair.
11.
What? She's growing her hair?
She's going to have to shave it.
No, no, no, it's curly.
They've done the pictures.
I think they've stopped having to have her head shaved.
Because the poor actress is going to have to have a head shave for like the next five years.
I mean, no, not the poor actress.
No, look at the career.
I do not feel sorry to that.
I like her bald.
Yeah, man.
She lived amazing.
I blocked it.
Her and Natalie Portman, I've seen literally her as a child.
But I've seen them with their head shaved.
And for a second, I've gone, should I?
I think,
well,
shave your own head?
Yeah,
it's tempted me
and then I've gone,
no,
Johanna,
you do not look like
Natalie Polman.
I've got a really big head as well.
I don't think,
I don't think I'd look
like an alien or something.
Oh,
the Strangers thing
season two
will arrive
Halloween.
Ah, yes,
I thought I did it.
No, that's annoying.
Oh.
We know summer.
We want summer.
Yeah, but it is
obvious.
Fuck you,
Stranger thing.
Ofs,
obviously the best time is
Halloween.
I didn't mean it.
Please come about.
I love you.
Okay.
It might be really scary.
Right, we're going to pop to a little bit of music,
and then we can come back and continue chit-chatting about, you know,
comedy and fanies and all of that.
All right, okay.
Let's go for a bit Bon Jovi.
This is also from Glow.
I'm going for all the soundtrack of this series because it's brilliant.
We'll be back on Back Rwryantio.
The song hasn't quite started yet, so we're going to keep talking.
So as I took my headphones off, I was ready.
This is like the most incredible intro to Bon Jovi's Living on a Prayer that I've ever heard.
We can start that out.
Oh, here we go.
Here it is.
There it is.
Let's do a little bit of flexing.
A little bit of dancing.
It's coming in.
Here we go.
There we go.
Right, is it actually 1984 in the studio today?
You would think by my music choices.
Right, we are still talking to Maddie Anhalt,
who has got a brand new show called Herself at the Uderbelly Festival,
which is South Bank, right?
No, Edinburgh Fringe Underbelly.
Oh, that's why.
But it's also
Sometimes on the South Bank
The Underbelly is
Yeah
So the underbell is the underbelly
So there's
It's confusing
That's why
Yes
So there is one
So there is one on the South Bank
Correct
But then it goes up to Edinburgh
Which is kind of
Same but different
Same but different
It's not alright
So you've got to be
That end of the country
Oh I was organising with my friend
We would have been turning up
Down on the South Bank
Like where is it
Because I was wondering
That's why I was like
Oh you're going to Edinburgh then
I was like
No
No
Oh, mate, so if you want to, though, you're going to be on from the third to the 27th of August.
Yeah, that's correct.
Tell me about it, babe.
Yeah, every day.
Is that just one show a day or is that you do in a few?
I am doing, so, yeah, it's one main show a day, which is at the Clover Underbelly at 1.30, that's my main show.
And then after that, we're doing, like, various, lots of different pieces.
So we're doing some radio there.
We're doing filming.
We're going to do, like, one big mega event that we haven't quite finished planning yet, but it's going to happen.
at the very end.
So there's basically like running stuff
every single day.
Amazing. Wow.
So it's one of those ones that you go like
I just need to just
like because normally I take everyone
takes the 15th off.
But it makes no difference.
Like you're so screwed anyway.
You might as well just keep working.
Like it's one of those.
Like it's actually worse if you stop.
You run on adrenaline.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Because then you just get hammered on the like the night before
and you're like yeah, well, day off tomorrow.
And then you take that whole day just to sleep
and then you feel even worse.
Yeah.
So I'm like, screw this.
I'm just going to work.
I was going to, I did say about two months ago,
I was going to do a dry August, but, well, I mean,
I make no promises.
But certainly it's going to be like a full-on.
And then as soon as I get back, I'm going to Turkey.
I'm done.
Do you know who you remind me of?
There's a comedian called Louisa O'Meil.
Oh, God. Yes.
Why is she like a rival?
No.
No, it's fine.
But she smashed Edinburgh.
She did.
and she smashed Edinburgh with her show
what would Beyonce do.
Yeah.
And that,
it was recently on the BBC.
I think it might still be an eye player,
but that show really revolutionized
like my thinking of comedy
and really made me go,
I want to get up on stage and do stand-up.
Yeah.
Yeah, that was amazing.
So if you had those comparisons before?
Yeah, once.
No, but it is, I mean, the thing is what I,
because I got into this, like,
a argument once that I did a little thing for Guardian
and they were like,
something, something, something,
stand-up comedian Madian,
and I was like, well, whatever.
And it was quite a few years ago.
And I got the amount of abuse I got of stand-ups being like,
you're a fucking stand-up comedian,
you're at this and like shooting them.
And I was like, whoa, there is actually a real thing within the world of comedy.
Because I am not a stand-up comedian.
Yeah, yeah.
Like I, you know, and people don't.
But what does it matter?
Like, it's comedy.
Yeah, so I do.
Yeah.
And you are standing up.
Exactly.
Well, I mean, this is my point.
So I do characters.
so I do like, I do like character comedy.
And so anyway, since then I've just been like,
do I really have to be super conscientious about going,
I'm not a stand-up?
Like I did another interview the other day,
and I was like, do I have to take out the word stand-up?
Like, it's ridiculous.
Yeah.
But then again, I'm not.
Like, I'm not, like, I don't go and gig every single night.
Like, I don't, you know,
to go and do like a 20-pound gig in Aberdeen.
Like, I don't do that just because I also I can't,
because I need to hide behind something.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, I think that's where Louisa kind of bridged the gap
because she does her stand-up in a character.
Yeah.
So she's slightly on both.
So she's like if one of your characters did
an entire show in the one.
Exactly.
So that's where I really liked.
And also I liked her jokes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, the thing is I was thinking,
then when I was initially writing the show,
like my sort of main character that I do is Shazat,
aka Shaharazade, is my Persian princess,
Persian-Penge princess.
And I was going to do a whole show of her for an hour,
And then I was like, if Edinburgh is A so freaking expensive, and like if I'm really, because I wasn't going to do Edinburgh again this year.
And then I was like, if I get sponsored, then I'll do it.
And then I got sponsored.
And I was like, shit.
Now I got to do it.
Can't want to do it.
So then I got sponsored by Moneybox, which is an amazing app.
And then I was like, okay, so now I've got this, like, show.
But then I might as well just use it as a bit of a showcase.
And I might as well just do all of my characters rather than just doing one.
For sure.
So just watch.
I'm going to tweet you.
watch, wait for the reviewer that goes,
well, this is just a showcase, watch
because it will happen. And I'm like,
what do you expect? Like,
what else? Sorry, I was just showcasing my stand-up
mic drop. Yeah.
That'll piss them off.
Oh, wait, that was pretty. Well,
I think for the last couple minutes, I want to be,
you can be my virgin
interviewee on this new
concept here on back pro and chill,
which is like the mystery draw of
random questions.
So I'm going to just pop open this little jar here.
Are you engaged?
No.
Oh no.
Do you know what?
I bought my...
No, well, I've got rings on both.
Okay.
I bought myself a vintage ring off eBay because fuck it, I marry myself.
Go on, girl, palo.
Literally.
I was like, well, I really want a nice pretty ring.
I'm not going to wait for a guy to buy it for me.
That's nice.
Buy it for myself, babe.
40 quid.
It's lovely.
Right, here we go.
I'm wrestling around here.
Okay.
I literally have not writ these myself.
Rittlies?
I'm not Rittneys.
I really.
I really.
I'm just going to pull one out.
And here we go.
Can I get like two passes
And one pass at least? Come on
What is the most useless talent
You have? Oh my God
Oh I know what it is
But it's really bad for radio
But it's really bad for radio but worse
Oh my God
Okay
So I can be Sally Phillips
Okay
Do you know Sally Phillips from Bridgeto's diary
Yes
Okay ready
Okay it doesn't work on radio
But worse
So she's like
Okay Kafka
Oh my God I see it
Kafka
Fuck them bridge
Like fuck them all
Okay
It's Sally Phillips.
Yeah.
I love her.
I don't think that's useless at all.
Thanks.
Because I love her.
I love her.
She's brilliant.
Yeah.
What is your most useless talent, Sophie?
Oh.
I'm...
My most useless talent.
Oh, I can kick my head with my legs.
I get my legs around my neck.
Oh, wait.
Kick your...
Yeah, I have to lie on the floor.
Oh, no.
Okay, don't know.
Okay.
But we'll trust you, you can do it.
But yeah, I mean, yeah, and it's not,
there was one time it was, it was like a really bad thing that happened.
I remember I was hanging off my friend at school and she was walking and like,
I was hanging off a shoulder on the back and like being dragged along, if you will.
And she fell back and she fell back on me and I just went in half and she winded me.
I thought I was dead.
I thought I was dead.
So now then you've realized since that point you can do it.
Oh, no, I've always been able to do it.
But I mean, my scores of I hadn't been able to do it.
I might have broken my back.
No, I just realized you're hyper mobile
Like me, like you, like you, too.
So that's probably why you survived that.
I thought that, if you, you should say, though, that's the story.
That's how you, it's like kind of like a Spider-Man thing.
Yeah, yeah.
You fell on your back and ever since then you could fold in half backwards.
That's brilliant.
That's a story.
That's cool that, isn't it?
Mine is so lame, but I realised today that my talent in life,
my useless talent in life, is I have a talent that all my necklaces will rotate
so that the back clasp is on the front at all times.
My chocords do it, even.
Do what?
In all photos or videos or whatever,
I've got the back little shitty class bit
at all times.
No matter how many times I move it round,
I'll look back in the mirror,
and my neck just rotates my neck.
So one day, when you're super rich and famous,
like next week, you'll get,
you can employ somebody to be like a class paternal.
Exactly, and they can just turn my neck is around at all times.
Maybe you can get like a magnet implanted into your chest.
All that.
All that.
I mean, that's, yeah.
Did you see that thing?
There's a story going around at the moment about a hamster.
Oh my god
Oh no sorry it just reminded me
I just have to tell you about it real quick
So yeah this girl
Her hamster had been like sat by the side of his cage
For like three days
Hadn't been eating drinking and this stuff
So she took it to the vet
And it sounds like I'm warming up for a joke doesn't it?
She took it to a vet
He took it out
And it was fine he was walking around
He was great and vet was like there's nothing wrong
Like what would he been doing before you know
He got ill and she was like oh well he got out
And he was under the fridge
He was like oh I looked inside his mouth
There was a magnet inside the hamster's mouth.
It stored it in its cheek.
It got magnetized on the side of the cage for three days.
Oh, my God.
You poor little thing.
Oh, no.
Bless him.
I know.
Can imagine you always check inside your hamster's mouth.
Yeah.
Check for magnets.
And your children's mouth.
Children and hamster's just always open up and have a scoop.
You never know what's going to go on there.
Thank you so much, Maddie, for coming on.
Thank you.
And all the best of luck for herself.
All 16 of you?
Yes.
Yep.
Yep.
That looks absolutely amazing and we will tweet.
We'll tweet about it.
We'll make sure you tweet you out.
But brilliant, right.
Music-wise, oh, I think I'm going to go, oh, that's a little look.
What we're doing?
What am I looking for?
Let's go head over heels, tears for fears because, you know, like, why not?
And chill with Johanna James on Fubar Radio.
I always get so excited when I managed to do the, like, music to audio clip transfer correctly.
It's a beautiful transition.
I done that well.
Right, we are moving on to our second guest, so a huge welcome to David William Bryan.
Hello.
Welcome to the studio back row and chill.
Thanks for having me.
We are going to be chit-chatting about your show because you're also going to be Edinburgh.
It is the time of the fringe.
It is.
Everyone's disappearing up there for all this.
La Frans.
You literally took the words out of my mouth.
Damn it, sorry.
I stole that one.
But yeah, so your show is called Trashed.
It is.
Why is it called?
Well, a couple of reasons.
It's about a bin man.
Okay, that would make good.
And he's also an alcoholic.
Oh.
So it's like the double play.
I feel sorry for him on my way to it.
Poor guy.
It's the double play there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, so it sort of encompasses everything.
That's brilliant.
And did you, how did it come about?
Oh, so in 2012,
I met the writer, Sasha Moore,
at a writer's group at the Bush Theatre.
Okay.
And because I also write as well.
and we kept in touch shared work
and then about two years ago she rang me with the idea
and then it went back and forth for about two years
and we finally finished it
and then we did like a work in progress run of it last April
and now we're going to the fringe with it.
Wow so it's been like quite a long time coming, hasn't it?
Yeah, it's been a very long time coming.
It's been good though because we've had time to just like
do everything properly.
Yeah.
Because we knew we were going up to Edinburgh
before last Edinburgh.
Yeah, okay.
So last Edinburgh we went up there and basically did a big
recon mission and just watched everything and did our research.
Notepad in hand.
Shaky.
And so are you excited? Are you ready?
Yeah, I'm like half excited, half just terrified.
It's a one-man show, right?
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
Have you done that before?
Well, I did the work in progress run of it.
So I've done the show like a handful of times.
It's scary, but it's very rewarding.
Exilarating.
Yeah, but it's just so much to organize.
It's like you have a to-do list and it just gets longer.
faster than you can do it.
I don't think you can be prepared for the fringe.
And it says here it's a grimy booze-fueled sucker punch of a play
bound to make you laugh until you cry.
That's like the best.
Yeah, I drink all the way through it.
You actually drink all.
Oh my gosh, you're going to have such a hangover.
Shipfish Shakespeare.
Yeah.
They were in last week.
Were they?
Shitface Shakespeare, yeah.
They're a bit lucky though because it's just one of them, isn't it?
Whereas I'm doing it every show.
So I'm going to be basically drunk for just the
entirety of August.
I'm going to drink water tonight instead of vodka.
I'm just going to switch them around.
Can you not do that?
I mean, I could, but I'm cracking cans open, so it's hard to.
It makes it better anyway, you know?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
You sound worried for me.
I'm worried for your liver.
Yeah.
We're not like the biggest of drinkers.
We're not.
Do you know what?
I had a couple of gins last night, right, thinking I was hardcore.
I can't handle, I can't handle drink.
It's getting tougher for me as well.
Like I'm 26. Like what's going on?
I can't do it.
When I was younger I used to get hammered and wake up and be fine and then it got a bit tougher
and now it's just horrendous.
The end of the show.
But the show's in the middle of the day.
Oh wow, getting pissed in the middle of the day.
And it doesn't really hit you until after you've done it.
Yeah.
Because it's all down in drinks for an hour.
So when you finish then it kind of hits you.
So I reckon I can just like sleep it off in the afternoon.
Yeah.
You can also do, you could do a cheeky pretence wig.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
I definitely cheat it.
Like, I don't finish every single can because there's a lot.
Before the main monologue.
There's a lot of cans going on.
Oh my gosh.
You must have like a proper budget then for can.
Alcohol can.
I mean,
they're probably the cheapest thing about taking a show to the fridge.
To be fair.
Do you know what's really good though?
Milk thistle.
It's really good for cleansing your liver.
Milk thistle.
What is that?
Yeah,
what is that?
I have,
no,
it's the milk of a thistle.
It sounds like something in Norley the Rings.
No,
you can get it from like,
you can get it from all suitable pharmacies and chemists and health shops.
Are you sponsored by milk
Fittal?
It's a cheesy plug.
To cleanse your liver.
I think I've heard so forth are in your kidneys and stuff.
I'll write it down.
Get it down, yeah.
Yeah, it sounds like it's from a movie, isn't it?
You need like the feather of the phoenix and the milk fissle.
Oil of milk fissile.
Don't really like milk or fissile.
Can't save you eating a thistle.
And so with your rehearsal process, is it you've
You and the director?
Pretty much. It's just us to
producing the whole show and obviously
raising money for Edinburgh is like a nightmare.
So we're basically in the park,
just doing it in the park because the weather's so nice.
It's just me.
Getting drunk in the park, basically.
Yeah, I don't drink during.
There isn't really a director.
You're playing it all out meticulously and then get shit-faced and do it.
Yeah.
But we just literally get some string and some pegs and mark it out
on the floor and that's my stage.
and we just get cracking with it.
Wow.
In true fringe style, yeah.
Yeah.
And before trashed and sort of,
what, are you thinking much after trashed?
At the moment, it's all just about this show.
Yeah, I mean, it sort of takes over your life.
It's hard to think about what to do after Edinburgh.
I mean, we'd love to, like, tour the show,
bring, do a proper run in London and things like that.
Yeah.
At the minute, it's just Edinburgh is so much.
It's quite full on, isn't it?
Oh, even no idea.
Are you going to go on holiday after it?
Yeah, I think I'll just have to lie down for about three months.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And what, what?
What is the preview?
That is a lot of what.
Where?
Remix.
Preview.
Where did you start with your acting?
Did you always know?
Oh, no.
I went into acting really late.
I did a load of random stuff first.
And then at 26, I was like,
I'm going to go off and be an actor now.
And went off to New York for almost four years.
Did it in style?
Yeah.
I went to drama school there.
Right.
And then I came back and started being an actor.
What did you do before that?
Before.
Oh God, all sorts.
Were you a bin man?
No.
Oh, darn.
Yeah, just like five years of method.
No.
I was a professional rugby player actually first.
Oh.
And then I went off to uni and got pissed for about four years and got a rubbish third.
And then I was in a beatboxing group for a while.
And then...
As a job?
Yeah.
That is so cool.
Can you imagine on your car insurance one?
What are you?
Beatbox then.
I mean, it's just been a bit random.
My whole life's been a bit random.
And then, yeah, just thought I'd give acting a bash that I went off and did a summer course.
And then just fell in love with it and then studied for like the whole...
And is theatre your main thing?
Or do you like to do more film?
I prefer theatre.
Like, I like the live thing.
Yeah.
You know, I like the thrill of the do or die.
Especially when it's just you doing a one person.
and show. The thing that terrifies me the most is skipping.
Because if you skip, accidentally skip to the end, the show is like five minutes long.
That's the only thing that scares me, you know.
You'll be fine.
I would literally, but don't worry, all you can do then is you can just like do like little rewind and be like,
yeah, it probably would become abstract at that point.
Yes, I'm like really weird piece where it's like.
You start with the end.
It isn't linear.
Ooh, what is life?
Boom, mic drop out.
I feel like no one had noticed in editing for any way.
Exactly.
Everyone would just be like,
great great concept I love it
I mean I have shot stuff
but it's just you don't
you just if you muck it up you just do it again
so it's not much of a thrill
yeah no I get that
Joe it's a bit slower as well TV and film and stuff
isn't it and I think I think
each actors like their sort of
energy matches a certain medium
and I'm always when I'm on camera
they're always like do less do less
like bring it down so on stage
my life
you know
whereas some people find it hard to sort of
become bigger
on stage, you know, so I think this, I just feel
more comfortable on stage generally.
I'm, see, I'm stuck, I'm of
that party, but I love film.
So I keep trying to be on camera
and being massive on camera.
Yeah. So, whatever.
It's fine. But yeah, it's kind of
awkward if you're auditioning for like downtown abbey and you're
just like, coming into, bursting into the room.
I just try and do nothing
basically. Yeah, yeah.
That's it. Yeah. It's like that horrible
there's like a, there was like a spine
line between wooden
and completely over the top
yeah for me yeah
I'm exactly the same and generally
I'm more that side of the spectrum
so are you actors then yeah yeah
oh okay no hello
this is just like uh yeah okay
we're actors who and we make uh well
we make comedy sketches
for like online like a YouTube
a Facebooker oh great
I say YouTube even I'm not really on YouTube
because that's what people understand what it is but
right right people don't really know what
you Facebooker is but I have no idea what that is
basically we make our own content make our own sketch ideas little mini short
scenes films and put them out and there is an audience there and
yeah with the goal to get into mainstream right that's what we do I feel like I'm in an
interview oh no no this sounds really good at no who's conducting the interview here
we can show our TV maybe we could be your show amazing so if you have just tuned in we're
We're talking about trashed, essentially,
which is going to be at the Underbelly Festival,
not festival, the Underbelly...
It's a venue, so it's a venue.
A bit like the Underbelly.
We're at Cowgate, which is one part of the Underbelly.
They are various bits in Edinburgh.
It's at 66 Cowgate, it says here on the PR.
Yes.
And the show is trashed and it is all about a bin man
struggling to deal with the death of his daughter
whilst struggling with his thirst for booze.
Yep.
So it's Keith.
It's his real life.
It's a good name, Keith.
Yeah, Keith Goody.
Goody's his nickname.
It's Keith Goodman.
Keith Goodman.
Goodman.
Keith.
I can see Keith's being a bin man.
It's set in Yorkshire.
It's very working class.
Yeah.
It's very grimy.
Yeah.
He's grimy.
Everything smells.
It's like shameless.
Boo's flying around.
Yeah, it's kind of got that sort of raw feel to it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Definitely.
I'm loving it.
So, guys, check it out.
Make sure you go to at Food Bar Radio,
because we're going to be tweeting all about the show as well,
so you can go and chase it down.
And,
Maddie did ask before
if you would be up for
shout out her show at Edinburgh
so she'll shout out yours and you shout out of her
because you're going to be performing at the same time
I must have missed her I think she just like ran away
didn't she? Yeah I think she
but yeah yeah like tweet her and definitely
shout out of brilliant yeah
love it when everyone collabs together
because then you guys can just share your audiences
boom boom boom boom boom boom so all the best of luck for Edinburgh
thank you so much for having us
that's a right and all the normal problem
I'm just having a little look now what we can
what we're going to go for.
This is called flexing by Roezy.
So let's give this a go.
It's Back Row and Chill.
24-7, I'll be flexing.
Back Row and Chill with Johanna James on Fubar Radio.
Boom, it's gone 5 o'clock.
We're into the second half of Back Row and Chill.
It's gone quick.
Doesn't it?
Time flies.
When you're having fun.
Amazing.
We are one, basically.
We are one.
We are the same person.
I do worry.
I think, yeah.
we've got our third
guest in the studio
so a huge welcome to
Gabriel Gonzalez
welcome welcome welcome
thank you
I feel like I need to get like a massive
applause button so that it's a little bit more
than my
it would make me feel better
about myself
oh sorry we'll about this then we have
Gabriel
Gonzalez
in the studio
is that bit better
excellent I can't wait shed it to my mum
brilliant
brilliant available on IG
it genuinely is
after the show.
So a huge welcome.
We are going to be chit-chatting today
about the web series
that you have created
because it is pretty fucking good.
Thank you.
So do you want to pitch it?
You say what it's about
because you're going to obviously
wait a bit of me.
Yeah, why not?
It's based about the contemporary
dating culture of London.
We were trying to do an episodic show
touching on several
unique and maybe unseen characters
and drawing from situations that aren't so typical of that world.
And then it all taps into this sort of peculiar fabric and tapestry
of what it is to actually date in London
and draws in on characters and their dilemmas outside of dating
and how that affects them trying to find love, etc.
And I feel like we came up with something really sincere and honest on the topic.
And it's very, my understanding is it's episodic,
because in each episode sort of follows a...
Yeah, it's quite contained.
You do bump into or brush into a character
from a preceding episode or a preceding episode.
So you do see the familiar faces every so often.
And, you know, the situations can vary from being quite funny
and distressing or embarrassing or awkward,
which I think we all find dating too...
Yeah, yeah.
So a bit, like, love-actually-esque
in the sense that there's like loads of different stories
and the characters kind of can cross-contaminate a little bit.
Yeah, they operate in the same world.
I think the point of doing that was is that because everyone is so,
you know, without being, you know, self-centered,
everyone is so involved in their own situation.
For sure.
And I think to brush into another character in the show is to sort of say,
well, we don't really know how much we have realized
how much we have in common with the other person.
We're not alone.
Yeah, exactly.
I'd liken it to a show
that was on Netflix recently called Easy
It's like a Joe Swamberg show
And it was great
And when it came out I was like
Oh no they've copied our idea
But damn it
A million times more than ours
How dare you Netflix
You've defeated me again
But that's a good one to
Check out as well
If you're into that sort of thing
And so how did it come about
Because I think it is such a huge achievement
nowadays to get any project
off the ground and get legs and run with it.
So how did you get it
from like, I have an idea to
who it is.
On to the small screen, yeah.
It was, so I'm part
of a collective of filmmakers called
G59. We're people that
met in film and TV
industries and advert advertising
when we were sort of in junior positions
and some of us are still in junior positions,
me myself.
And then from then
on, that's like, that's five people.
So if you think about years of working together and meeting people and meeting like-minded people and coercing them and flirting them into helping you out on a project, you can actually go quite far with what is a skeletal crew and minimal kit.
And if you're a bit more daring as well with how you, let's say, access locations.
Guerrilla.
I'm all about that.
I'm not actually not used to anything but being chucked on a tube and running off it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I shot a feature in London
when they got confused with the licensing
because there's city of London
and then there's like central London
and they got the wrong things.
They couldn't, so anyway, we were trying to film
and every time the police came we just all run in different directions.
Yeah, classic.
I've done that a few times.
It was a big one.
We're filming on an estate.
And like literally we got chuked off
and we're halfway through a shot
so we had to go on.
We had to do a night shoot to re-hoot it
on an old abandoned state.
There were heroin addicts like coming out.
of like the flats and stuff.
Hollywood.
We had to get security and everything,
but, I mean, it ended up being much better
than the one we kept getting choked off, but,
well, well done.
Scary times.
See, like, that's why you need insurance.
It's for the art.
Yeah.
Do it for the ground.
But this is, I mean, I haven't seen,
I saw the trailer on Vimeo
and I saw like an extended trailer
of one of the episodes.
Where, if people are like, oh yeah, okay,
I'm done for watching this series.
Where?
Where and how can they?
Well, I mean, it's, um,
It's being hosted on Vimeo.
You can find links to that on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram.
We're on all of it for G59 TV.
You just type in.
We're also on a web series hosting community called Stairable,
which is something a bit more specialized in trying to reach out
to people who are fans of web series.
And I'd recommend if people are looking for short bites of stories
and narratives and series like that,
it's a great place to start.
But we are pretty widespread.
There's five of us constantly plugging it,
Okay, so it is available.
Are all episodes out?
Just the first episode for now.
The second episode is out on Tuesday.
Oh, yeah.
And that's one where we do, again,
very gorilla on the tubes of London
and pubs of Camden.
It's not quite the estates.
We got it done, yeah.
And so did you,
it says you're the creator.
So did you write?
Yeah, I wrote what would eventually
become the first series.
I did come up with the idea
and I said to the crew
this would be great
I think it fits our voice
and what we're trying to say
I feel like we could also get it made
quite easily if we tailor the stories
in this sense
and then we invited a bunch of writers
and with the aim of inviting other directors
and new actors
to sort of expand the network
but somehow only my episodes
ended up getting made for the first series
so
I don't know how I was going to know how that came about
Are they based on real life experiences?
Oh yeah, is anyone going to see that?
They're like, that happened to me.
I know him, that happened.
Wait a minute.
I went on a date with that guy.
Yeah.
It's not, like, fortunately, it's not too close to home.
I think when writing, it's always good fun to sort of take a departure from your life.
It does come from sort of conversations and, you know, chit-chatting with friends and catching up about their experiences.
I think there's one episode which you can closely lift.
but it didn't end.
The one which Ozzy's in, actually,
the first episode, Elias,
is like they go on a skate date,
where he takes a girl and meets a girl,
and he teaches how to skate in the streets of Hampstead.
And that was something that happened to me,
but it ended quite positively, actually.
It was quite a nice experience,
whereas Ozzie's or Elias's experience in the episode.
Didn't go way off.
Yeah, not a great end to the experience and skate dates.
Yeah, did you get hitting the balls as well?
No, luckily I'm not as risky as Elias is.
It's very much from getting A to B with me on a skateboard.
Oh, amazing.
Well, I really, and the look of it, I mean, if you did it,
I'm not sure what your budget was, but it looks so professional.
Like, you know, when you get kind of like a startup web series,
there is an element of your kind of expecting it to be a little bit DIY,
but this does not look DIY.
Oh, great, thank you.
Like, beautifully shot.
That means a lot.
Thank you.
your DIP was like keep employing them.
Yeah, definitely.
Yeah.
We used the host of them and it was a budget of really like sort of less like hundreds.
It's like one episode would be for like 50 quid.
Wow.
What camera did you use?
We use a very, like a couple of cameras actually.
We use a Sony FS 700 with an external audited recorder which sort of amps up the quality
in that respect for a couple of episodes.
We used a 5D, I think, for another.
and a Sony AS7 on a tiny little camera,
which is quite tricky to tame when you go handheld.
But yeah, a variety of cameras and really talented crew.
Yeah, wow.
I think that this is going to tap in.
This particular web series is called All of Them,
if you're just listening in now.
So what we're talking about?
We're listening about all of them, which is on Vimeo.
Vimeo, Facebook.
Yeah.
It's a web series about the ups and downs and ins and outs of dating in London,
which I think is one of the most relatable things.
things ever because if you are of a
finding a partner age
unless you are someone who
is a bit like asexual everybody
you have to go through the dating stage if you want to find a partner
you got to like try out some people
so it's the most relatable thing ever
I'd be so terrible dating I am terrible dating
how do you like
because I've been with my wife
for like four years and they're like
the idea of having to find someone
like this Tinder thing again oh
like the online thing
Do people even meet in pubs anymore?
Like, what's going on?
Well, I, um, and a few years ago,
I came out of a four-year relationship
and I was single for the first time.
And I was literally like, I don't even know where to start.
I do.
And I had this, like, solid year of being single.
And I actually, um, the experiences that I had
were so horrific slash hilarious slash like,
I was like, I hate being single.
I need to write this down because this is,
This is brilliant.
It's a shame it's my life, but it's brilliant.
Yeah, and I think that everyone can relate,
and that's why it's something that I'm, like, keen to use
in more of my own content is my own experiences of,
because if you can't, if you can't laugh about it,
then what can you do?
But, like, there's a point where I, on dates with, like, people,
that I ran, and I was looking for cameras
because I thought this is a set up.
This can't be real.
This can't be real.
The one time I ever went,
I'll just digress for one in short story,
the one time I ever decided to go on a blind, blind date.
So, like, I didn't know the guy from Adam.
He approached my Facebook and message me and said, I'd love to take for dinner.
I was like, you know what?
You don't look like a crazy person, so why not?
And then, yeah, met up with him.
And, well, I knew the date was going to go badly when I got there and was like, so where are we going?
And he was like, I don't know.
Where do you want to go?
I was like, you...
Always have a plan.
Always have a plan.
He was like, I'm not from London, so I don't really know anywhere.
And I was like, well, I'll show you somewhere then.
So then we go
And then we're like getting into the dinner
And it's one of those people that just
Can't decide anything
What do you want?
I don't know what you haven't oh my god
Oh for God's sake
But then
Take the reins why don't you
I know
I was like who's driving
Okay
And then he starts to
You know midway through sort of
A conversation
He said oh let's go to Soho
Soho might be nice here I had
And he went oh no
My dad said never go near Soho
I was like why
He was like because of the gays
And I was like right
Okay goodbye
Straight away
Good night
Good night we're dad
And then a tranny
And then a tranny walk past
at that point
and he went
and I went
I think she looks amazing
and then I was like
this is not gonna
this is not gonna work
but for the fact
that I think this might make
an amazing blog post
slash movie one day
I'm gonna like stay
so we had some dinner
and then through the dinner
he braved it wow
yeah because at this point
I was like
this is a story
I was like this is a story
this is gonna be like an Oscar
as long days
but then we were and I nearly
spat my wine out
because he
he said
a racist
a racist thing
I don't know if I can say it on the radio
I think I can
anyway he called someone a racist thing
and I went
excuse me what
and I said
you do realize that
he started talking about
how he didn't like people
from Middle East
and I said wow
and he goes
but I do like the film
Four Lions though
that's what he said
and I was like wait
wait
forgiven
I was like you do understand
that Indian people
and Middle East and people
are two completely
different races
because you just used
a racial slur for one
and then referred to the other
I don't think.
And then he went, no, no, no, we're going to have an argument here.
They're the same.
I was like, oh, okay.
Can I have a lot of.
And then, so I literally, I ducked out.
I was like, good night to you, sir.
So he was homophobic, racist and didn't have like any kind of.
And was a pansy.
What, a complete pansy.
Yeah.
He could not have gone worse.
Plus, he was not six foot, like his profile said.
I'm just saying.
Oh, I was at least four inches sort of one than that.
So, well.
Sorry, you went through that.
But great story.
been on a blind date?
Not a blind date, but
going back to the tall thing,
one thing, the first thing I said to sort of,
and persons was meeting for the first time
when I met them was,
I'm sorry, I'm not taller,
because she was taller than me.
She found that endearing, but,
I don't mind if I've gone out of people who were short with me.
It wasn't like I was lying about my height.
It was just like a realisation
that neither of us fought to check.
Well, I'm 5'4, so if they're shorter than me,
it'd be like, you'd be like,
you can be taller than that.
How old are you?
Saying that, I went on a,
blind date. Well, it wasn't blind. I'd met him the night before, but I was wasted.
And then I ended up going on a date with him the next day because I was single. And I got there.
Didn't remember what he looked like, which is really awful. Don't do that, children. And
we got there. He had planned everything out and he was like, kidded out in a suit. And I was like,
I don't remember you looking like this. I was in my 20s. He was 60.
Oh, my word.
I left. I was like, oh my God. Yeah, I did that thing where I pretended somebody
had rang. And you're like, they're doing the movies. And you don't think it's something
happen and it doesn't happen but I was like oh I'm really sorry I've got to go I'm going to go
my kitten needs to be told about I'm sorry come back oh my goodness well anyway so the point is
is that dating is one of the most relatable horrific heart wrenching funny things that we all have to
do and we all have to also dip back into it we never know when we're gonna because we're in a
relationship and you never know quite when that's gonna maybe end or not oh my god be prepared yeah
Exactly.
So I would never say, be like,
dating games far behind me
because you might one day find that you've got to do it again.
So all of them.
Very positive message there.
You have a relationship,
but for how long you never know.
Realism.
If you watch the show,
it might make you think twice
about not being in a relationship.
I can't be bothered with this.
This is crazy, the madness going on.
But all of them, which is on Vimeo,
first episode up,
it was amazing.
Thank you very much.
Gable for coming in.
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It's on Netflix.
Thank you.
I will take that and I will do it.
It's brilliant.
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what's hot and what's not with the latest film
releases or what's on Netflix, Amazon, or TV, I guess, as well, that old thing.
That old thing.
It's in the corner of your room and gets dust on it now, probably.
It's crazy, isn't it?
I really don't watch anything on, like, terrestrial TV.
No, I don't think many people do.
It's dying a death.
It is dying a death.
To be fair.
It is.
There was a thing saying that subscription things like Netflix and Amazon, they are going to be
taking in, by the year 2020, they'll be taking in more
revenue than the film industry.
Yeah. I can imagine.
It's all going online, baby.
So, you know, that's where you've got to put your eggs.
I'm putting my eggs.
Put them all online.
Jokes on me. What if the internet just like
becomes extinct in five years?
I'd be like, shit.
Damn!
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why the flip not?
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Let us know what was good.
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Because, you know, it tends to be the same stuff that just comes up,
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Right.
And do you know what?
Trying to find something to watch on Netflix is a really tricky situation.
It's overwhelming, isn't it?
There's too much choice.
Yeah.
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I'm just, oh, you decide, I don't know.
And then it'll put some time on like, no, I don't want to watch this.
I'm not on the mood for this.
I know what I don't want to watch.
Yeah.
But I don't know what I do want to watch.
Totally.
Totally.
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It's got bed.
You just, good night.
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It's quicker.
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what have people been seen this week
and one of they, thought about it.
Well, as I know what you've seen this week,
so I didn't bother going to see that.
Okay.
So I thought, okay, find something that's not massively huge
and everyone's made a big deal about.
It came out today.
It's called It Comes at Night.
It's like a horror, thriller, mystery.
Yeah, it's got Joel Edgerton in it,
and Riley Keough.
And it's basically, what I thought of it when it finished,
was like, that was the Walking Dead without zombies.
It's that sort of thing.
It's like a post-apocalyptic,
which I know you quite like, don't you?
I think you could handle this one.
It's not like go people's heads being chopped off and all that shit.
Okay, I can't do that.
It's a real mystery and it's a real, it's a slow burner.
Okay.
And the end sort of had me a bit, like, I wish you could see my face.
It was literally like, what was that?
But it was, like, imagine that noise, like the face that goes with that.
But yeah, I really liked it.
The performances were amazing.
Okay.
And it didn't really go down the route you think it's going.
to go. Joel Edgerton and his family
are survivors of this, whatever's
happening. I don't think they really know.
It's only based in their house and in the woods
around it. And it's him, his son
and his wife. Someone breaks into
the house. It turns out it's
a younger man and he's
got his wife and his child sort of 50 miles away
and he's trying to find food for them.
And Joel Edgerton out of the goodness of his heart,
after he gives him a really hard time, takes them
into his home and says, okay, let's all survive
together. And it just
turns to shit. But not in the way
you think it would and I think that was genius you know like
I said it is a slow burner but
if you like a mystery and you like a real
thinker and it
will make you jump a lot
and I was all on my own actually this morning
and then just as it started someone else walked here
and I was like thank fuck for that
I was about to leave
but yeah go and see it if you like that sort of thing
if you like being scared just a little bit
without being grossed out that it comes
at night it comes at night oh gosh
when I saw paranormal activity
I was at uni I had to get me
we are, we all stay in the same room.
Yeah.
For all of you,
it's like, for all of you need.
For every and ever, ever, I'm in.
It's like that in the sense that,
I don't know about you,
but with paranormal activity,
I was watching it kind of,
this is really boring.
And then when she gets dragged off of that bed by her feet,
Duh!
Game changer.
And it's actually making,
you know, it's that sort of thing.
All of a sudden, it's just like, shit.
Yeah.
Oh, no, I didn't, I didn't even approach.
I saw, um,
I'm getting really frightened.
I know.
I saw Cungering 2 by accident.
Oh, Johanna.
It was a complete accident that I saw that.
That's a bad accident because that is the one film that scares the shit out of me.
And not a lot scares me.
I saw The Cundering 2.
It was a prank played on me by the Wall of Comedy Boys.
I remember you saying that.
Bastards.
Yeah, I thought I was going to see Suicide Squad.
And I was already locked in the cinema.
And they played Cundering 2.
They're so cruel.
That is nasty.
The footage is really funny, though.
It's me basically making sick noises and doing like ninja movies.
Like, no.
It's all right.
And it ended up weirdly being like a weird sort of first date with my boyfriend.
Oh, brilliant.
But whatever.
I like her.
I was just going to say that.
I like her moves.
I like this.
I like this one.
I'll have that.
He digged it.
It was mine.
But what did I see this week?
So, I went to, oh, I know, I've been checking out a lot on Netflix.
Have you?
Because there's a big huge influx.
Netflix stuff that's popped up, including
The Circle, which is Tom Hanks and Emma Watson,
and I didn't know it was Netflix.
I thought it was going to be a cinema, really,
so I was waiting for it for the cinema,
and it suddenly popped up on my Netflix,
and I went, oh, okay.
And I really wanted to like it.
The trailer was like,
it's kind of parodying, I think, Apple and Google.
So it's basically this huge company
called The Circle.
where basically, and that's where they're
parodying like a kind of Apple, Google thing.
And Emma Watson gets a job in the
sort of customer services, so she's low level.
But she joins the circle,
and it's about how it's all seems
super, super rosy, but it's more
corrupt, the more layered you go in there.
And, yeah, so that was
it wasn't really as good as,
which is, yeah.
Maybe why, you know, I know Netflix
originals don't really go down the cinema
route, but maybe that's why.
I was wondering whether it was a cinema one that kind of didn't take off and then Netflix took it.
Because it...
Straight to DVD.
It was on Apple trailers ages ago.
So it made me think it was a cinema release because I've never seen an Apple trailer for a Netflix original.
So I thought maybe there was some sort of deal cut.
Maybe.
Because it didn't get a distribution.
But my problem was Emma Watson's American accent.
Yep.
I knew you were going to say that.
I was waiting for it.
Yeah.
And which I was trying not to be bothered about it.
But then even my boyfriend went,
God, that's awful, isn't it?
It gets under your skin, things like that, didn't it?
He was like, kind of can't take anymore.
And I was like, okay.
Tom Hanks was brilliant.
He played the kind of like,
yeah.
Isn't he just lovely?
He played like the Steve Jobs type guy,
which was just brilliant.
And the concept of the movie was freakishly close to home,
especially you saw someone who works in social media.
So the idea of the film is that there is these new cameras
that you can get,
which you can just kind of clip on.
And it makes cameras have got better and smaller and whatever,
and it links up to your circle account
which links everything,
all of your,
everything in your life is then in one place.
But it gets scary,
like even like you're registering to vote
or even your everything,
your bills, your medical,
everything goes in just one social media account,
the circle.
And you can wear these cameras
and it's called going transparent
where basically you vlog 24 hours a day
to show,
but basically they were saying crime rates will go down
because if you're always being watched,
you're always aware.
24 hours a day?
Yeah.
So like on the toilet and stuff like that?
Well you get three minutes.
In the bedroom.
Wait, just having to poo.
You get three minutes bathroom privacy
where it will go out for three minutes.
What about you know?
Yeah.
I think actually you can switch it off when you're asleep.
But there is a scene, there is a thing where they deal with the whole sort of like having sex issue.
And it made me think, and so Emma Watson becomes this kind of like global superstar
because she's like vlogging every day and she's transparent
and she wakes up and she got millions and billions of followers and stuff and
and and it's kind of how she gets she starts off as a bit of a rookie and ends up being
a little bit taken in I don't see that she has the the personality this is terrible
I don't see that she has the personality to be able to play a character like that
no she and I feel like she well no exactly exactly I feel like she's just riding on her name
now oh for sure like
It's such a shame.
What was really annoying was like the role is actually amazing
and the story arc would have been really good.
For somebody else.
But she didn't really,
yeah, she didn't really change or go,
it was just Emma Watson.
She doesn't.
She's so monotone and boring.
It was Emma Watson the whole time.
Yeah.
And I was like, this is, you know,
as a storyline you've got like,
girl entering a company,
being really awkward,
being the awkward loner girl.
There was a lot of scope for it.
Yeah, and then she ends up becoming the superstar
and like it's kind of, yeah,
there's kind of, there was so much to play with
and yet again,
she didn't play with anything.
She'll probably get an award for it now.
You didn't enjoy Beauty and the Beast then to do.
I did enjoy Beauty and the Beast.
I just didn't enjoy it.
The auto tune.
My problem, my first problem was when she ran up that hill
and she was going, I want adventure.
You know, the big way the bell comes down and she's like,
Spinning, she got her arms up.
She ran to the top of hill and put her arms by her side and went,
I want an adventure.
I was like, this is wrong.
We've said almost exactly that on the show.
And we were like, Jehalla just should have done it.
Fuck Emma wants it.
I was actually in the cinema
because I want to be in the cinema
and I want to be in a position
where I'm so impressed by the person
that I go fucking hell well done.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I couldn't have done that in a million years
with all the training in the world
I, you know, bless you.
But when I see someone's performance,
I go, I could do that.
Like, I shouldn't be feeling.
Why am I sitting there?
I shouldn't be feeling that at all.
And Emma, and I was like,
I was wriggling trying to move for her.
Like, it's so much.
Come on, come on, come on.
Yeah.
Maybe if I move a bit more,
she'll move a bit more.
But he didn't.
work like that.
And yeah, so I think the circle, it's an
interesting concept, but it's not like a brilliant movie
and it kind of, it built itself
up to a me, to a me.
I saw it on Netflix and saw her face and just went
scrolled, scrolls,
some serious, serious issues.
So have you seen anything Sophie this week
that you'd like to review?
I finished watching Glow.
Yeah.
I still haven't started yet.
Have you not?
I was just finishing red oaks and something else,
so I'm going to do that next.
It will change your life.
for the week. I love that it's only 25
minutes long each episode. I love ones like that as well.
But I did, I binged, like, I binged
it. Excellent. How many episodes? 10.
Oh my God, I'll have that done by Monday.
Yeah. It's nothing. And I
legit, like, Googled spandex wear
on eBay because I was inspired.
I just wanted some high-rise leitats up. I know.
I was just like, everything just needs to go off.
I just wear a thong all the time
and let me. It's very cold on me.
Yeah. It really is.
And I just, I'm in love with, not only the acting, the comedy
the story, but also
just the design, whoever
it's set in like 1984 or whatever.
It's spot on, isn't it?
Absolutely, they have like spent so much effort
and it's not like an attempt to be 80s
or an ode to 80s, it is
the 80s. Sometimes you find they just
bung a couple of Sergio de Cheney tracksuits
on people and go, yes, it's the 80s.
And you think really, it's not.
That's a poor effort.
Everything. Everything. From what I've seen
of the promo shots and things, it looks.
Yeah. Really authentic.
It's authentic. It's just really fun as well.
You've seen orange is the new black.
Yeah.
But you can, you feel it, don't you?
You still feel that that's the same writing.
It's the same gritty, like, female, powered.
Like, it's great.
I love it.
And it's not, it is not, like,
because it looked like it could be quite a plasticy show,
but it's really gritty.
Like, the girls are getting top-less.
There's lots of sort of...
Yeah, yeah, there's boobs.
In the first episode, within the first...
Tits everywhere.
Yeah, Alison Brie gets a tits out of her.
And, you know, and I think from that moment,
you go, okay, I can take this seriously.
Yeah, this is not what I thought it was.
Yeah, yeah.
this isn't a silly show.
Yeah.
As soon as you see a tit.
There we go.
This is raw.
This is real.
Game change.
Yeah.
Oscar.
Oscar.
But super brilliant show.
So I'm kind of want to watch it again.
Yeah.
I can't wait for series two.
They need to make the episodes a bit longer though, I think.
I want to sit there more.
You know, when it ended, I was like, where's the next episode?
Where is it?
I hate that.
I hate that.
Anger, isn't it?
And I was like, that's it.
That's it.
I had that with Riverdale.
I watched the finale not realizing it was a finale
I was like I'll just go to the next
No!
Yeah, I wish I'd have invested a little bit more time in that.
I actually watched like the penultimate one
thinking it was the finale.
Tweed and everything going
What am I supposed to do?
My Fridays now, blah blah blah, blah.
Came in here and Johanna went
Oh, you know the bit went blah blah blah?
And I was like, no.
Is this a secret episode?
A secret episode.
Right.
And I'm trying to think of the other series
that I was also loving, which was
Is it Netflix as well?
No, I'm just for some music, because I've got a little song for them.
But I can't remember which show I've got this from now.
It's Selena Gomez.
So I think it's probably 13 reasons why.
No, it's not.
I actually think this is also from Baby Driver.
Oh, brilliant.
I'm not really surprised that Selena Gomez was on that.
You can't correct me anybody if this is wrong.
Edgar, if you're listening, correct her.
Yes, sorry.
Sorry, Mr. Wright.
I may have got it wrong.
Okay, so this is Same All Love by Selena Gomez.
and then we're going to come back because I have got
some more stuff on Netflix that I think you guys should
definitely because one of them has changed my life to the point where I have now
become a vegetarian so really I'm very excited to hear about this
oh you've joined the club welcome we have t-shirts
do you have mugs we have mugs we have mugs
I will tell you all about why this movie changed my life
just after the song Wesleyan the Gamos okay here we go
I could sing like Selena Gomez.
Yes.
You can.
Say my love.
She just whispers everything.
That's true.
Bad liar.
Oh my God, we have a...
Selena Gomez impersonal in the building, guys.
Sophie Craig.
In Sophie Craig on all social media.
Right.
So before we were just having a bit of a film review
and I was saying that I saw a film on Netflix
that affected me to a point where it changed something in my life
and it was true.
I saw the film.
Oakja or Okja
It's a very weird title
But it should be one of the main things
They're pushing at the moment on the top of the Netflix
And it's spelled OKJA
Like okayja
Okay JA
Okay Jha
And it's got Tilda Swinton in it
It's got
Paul
Oh my gosh
I forgot the second gnome now
I forgot the name as well
I watched about five minutes of it
I think he's called like Paul Dano
Danos
Paul Dano
Dano that's the one
That's the one
And it's this really unusual
concept story about this fictional super pig that they have made.
They've made this genetically modified animal,
which is like this huge hippo slash by a pig,
and it's called a super pig.
And they made 26 of them.
They sent them to different farmers all over the world,
and in 10 years' time, they're going to find the best pig,
and that that pig is going to be the kind of the show pig for all the world,
and they're going to breed these super pigs in the millions and millions,
and it's going to be the new cheap meat.
to replace other kind of farming
like save agriculture and stuff
so that's the concept of the movie
but what happens is that this little super pig
gets sent to a farmer in Korea
who has a little daughter like the same age
and they grow up together over those 10 years
and when it comes to picking the super pig
called Okja they pick her one
and she never understood
that it was going to have to go away and be
slaughtered
I'm glad I didn't finish you
and so the movie is the pig being
taken and this girl basically
not taking no for an answer
and she follows the pig to New York
she gets involved with a group of
animal activists who are
trying to kidnap the pig back
and it's all about her trying to save
this pig's life and
it's just a really good well-made movie
Tilda Swindon
Swindon is the
owner of the kind of manufacturing company
who wants to kill the pigs and
package them. She's a good daddy
and it was just a really good
movie, it's produced by Brad Pitt.
Oh, Plan B, isn't it? Yeah.
Yeah. It's produced by Brad Pitt and it was just a really good film.
But the point is, is that it actually made me cry.
Not many films do, like, you know, if you made me cry.
And it made my boyfriend cry. Sorry, disclosure.
Yeah, you did cry. I saw you.
It really affected us because at the end of it, it gets to the point where she's got
to save the pig last minute in the slaughterhouse in the abattoir.
Wow. I don't think how I want to watch it.
So she's like racing through the abattoir to get to her.
That sounds horrific.
And, yeah, I just saw the kind of the other side.
Even though it was a fictional movie,
obviously everything that was in the movie
was what kind of goes on in everyday avatars.
Every movie's got a message, isn't it?
Yeah, so this message was sort of like pigs have feelings too.
And a bit like the babe, the babe of the 90s movie.
Pigs are as intelligent, if not more intelligent than dogs.
Yeah.
And I think people forget that.
You know, it's just so lovely.
Because they just think, oh, big,
because I don't eat dogs.
Yeah, exactly.
You don't eat dogs, but they, oh, I can't.
So I literally, like, kind of, the film ended,
and I was like, oh, my God, that was an amazing film.
And then I was like, I literally can't stop thinking about some of the things that I saw.
And I was like, oh, it's done a really good job because I emotionally invested in that character.
And I sort of saw the side of the oak chair, the pig.
It made me translate that into real life.
And I actually think, this is where I sit, I realize, that I don't think that we necessarily,
should not eat me
I think that we are designed
to eat meat
but the way that we do it now
in this culture
is actually not okay
so we
you know it's not the same
as like the Native Americans
where you can
you hunt it
and then you use
every single bit
and you're really thankful for it
and you can recycle
and reuse and whatever
but we don't do that
they bless it and everything
they thank like the earth
for it
I think that's why we're designed
to sort of be like that
but unfortunately
now we've got
abattoirs and things like that. And it's just
massive slaughter. Yeah, and
it's, and I was like, okay, so then I've got
a decision of either, I can
be in denial about that.
Which I think most people are.
I think anyone that eats me, you know,
if you try to say that to them, I think
they do, they get, they're in denial. It's not that
they don't want to, it's just a blinder here. I choose, I choose
to ignore it because otherwise I would cry every time
I at dinner. But then is that saying
something to me? I don't know. I started to
listen to that like, oh, but if I looked at it, I get upset and I was
like, well, why are you upset?
because you know it's wrong.
Well, then don't do it.
Yeah.
So then I was like, okay, well, I'm going to,
so I have a choice and I can support these avatoules or I cannot.
Yeah.
And I was like, I don't think it sits right with me anymore.
I think this film is actually so good as a story,
but also the message in it was really powerful.
And I'm not saying that if you watch this film,
you're going to be a vegetarian because my boyfriend had like a burger straight after.
But for me, it didn't sit with me right.
Yeah, it made me think about it for a day.
And then the next day,
I ended up having a meal and I was given sort of chicken on a stick and I, I struggled to get it down.
I struggled with it because like it kind of like something had been clicked in my head and it wasn't just.
And I've been vegetarian for a week now.
Wow.
Well done you.
You know, bar a sweet that I didn't realize.
Oh yeah.
Obviously.
Yeah.
It's a lot of gelatin.
Because me, I know what's meat, but there's a load of products that I don't even know what are in.
So it's made me think a little bit about what I'm eating and where it's coming from.
Yeah.
Check the packet because you just.
don't know what you're just shoving things in your god
most of the time, you don't really know
where they're coming from. So I definitely
recommend Oakja and
the last thing for
for Netflix I'm going to recommend this week is
a thing called double X so it's like
XX. I'm pleased you've watched
that because that was another one that I looked at and then
thought okay this list looks good and then got
distracted. I was so proud of myself
it's four short horrors
and you watched them all
Johanna. This is amazing, well done.
I think, well, actually, I watched three.
Still.
From behind a pillow.
But they weren't, like,
gore horrors.
Okay.
I can start.
It was a more short story
with, like, psychological.
Like, was it supernatural?
Like, flesher or, yeah.
Oh, I got, I love those stories.
But they're all different.
It's like four different,
four different shorts,
all sort of weaved together,
but even though they each set story
is nothing to do with the other one.
And it's just a good little spooky,
you can either watch them in episodes
or you can just watch the whole thing
is like a movie.
I think I'm going to watch that.
And like the first one was about this sort of woman whose children stop eating.
And they can't get to the bottom of why they, children are refusing to eat.
And then the husband decides to go on a, he goes until my children eat, I'm not going to eat.
And so it's like, yeah.
Oh yeah, don't give it away.
They'll die at the end.
Yeah, starvation.
And then there's, yeah, so there's a completely different little, but it was, they're really well made.
Excellent.
I was so excited that short film form was becoming like high up on the Netflix.
I thought, oh, this is great.
Yeah.
Because if you can make...
They get buried otherwise, don't know.
That's a shame because there are so many hidden gems out there.
Of short film.
Totally.
Even from, you know, years and years ago, things that people haven't been able to see.
And I just think, you know, get on YouTube and have a search.
But now I can get on Netflix and have a search.
It's amazing.
They're coming up the list like you said.
I was like, that's what drew me, not the horror thing.
It went for short film.
Yeah.
So I went, ooh, a horror.
I was like, I did like a disclosure with my boyfriend.
I was like, right, I'm going to watch horror.
Like, it's on you if I can't sleep like.
Yeah.
Actually, I've got to say, if anyone does struggle with like nightmares and horrors and stuff,
because I had a whole life of like having night terrors.
And my boyfriend invented this really cool thing, or maybe someone told him.
So you wake up and you're like, oh my God, my God.
And he goes, here's a gun, go back in, saw it out.
And like hands you like in a little invisible gun.
And then you kind of go back in the dream and you go back in with your gun and you literally have the power to go,
that is so simple.
That's so cute.
Yeah.
But it's actually, I think it's like a psychological thing.
Yeah.
If you owning the thing that just scared you.
Make perfect sense, really.
Like night terrors and stuff.
It's all like psychological stuff in it.
So if you're suddenly taking control of the situation, it's like, boom, I'm on it.
It's really empowering.
Die.
You know, it's like, boom.
Yeah.
Oh, that's really sweet.
That is lovely.
Take the gun, go.
like, okay, bye.
But it kind of revolutionise
my sleeping pattern.
So yeah, gosh, maybe
we should turn the segment as a show in like,
I've got vegetarian.
Health life hacks by Johanna James.
No, maybe not.
The Spider-Man movie is out now.
I've only seen the first 20 minutes.
I didn't go and see it because I thought
I knew you'd gone to the premiere and I thought you'd seen the whole thing.
No, I went up to a screening the other day
and I got the wrong.
wrong end of the stick or I miss the memo or whatever and it was just a 20 minute screening.
Oh no. So I turned up, got comfy, took my shoes off, had a massive toe blower and was like,
right, let's do it. But apparently the reviews have been like really amazing. Well, yeah. It's the best
Spider-Man film and Tom Holland's great and I want to sign him up for like 57 sequels and stuff.
So I've got a little bit of a trailer to play out now. So I'm going to give that a quick little play.
And then I think it's going to be the end of the show.
Oh, so I hope you guys have a lovely weekend. We will be back next week with loads more
guest, competitions, and of course, film reviews.
And me.
Every week. Thank you so much, Sophie. You've been amazing today.
Thank you very much for having me. I've had a great time. It's been brilliant.
Right, this is Spider-Man trailer, and we are over and out.
Peter, you coming tonight? I can tonight. I got the Stark internship.
What's up, guys?
Mr. Stark, here's my report for tonight. I stopped the Grand The Ficycle.
Hey, could you do me in favor? Hold on to them.
Is this anybody's bite? Oh, I helped us the old lady, and she bought.
me a chiro, so that was nice.
These weapons are crazy dangerous.
Listen, Peter, there are people who handle this sort of thing.
Can't you just be a friendly neighborhood, Spider-Man?
What are you hiding, Peter?
I'm just kidding, I don't care.
Bye.
There's a ton of other subsystems in here, but they're all disabled by the training
wheels protocol.
I'm sick of Mr. Stark treating me like a kid.
But you are a kid.
Yeah, a kid who can stop a bus with his bare hand.
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