Episode 5 - Carla Harrison-Hodge and Brad Watson
00:00 This is a Fubar Radio podcast. Go to FubarRadio.com for more details. Back row and chill with Johanna James and Noel Clark on Fubar Radio. Good afternoon, everybody. It's Friday. It's Dehanna James on Back Row and Chill. Noel Clark is back in the country, but he couldn't make it today. So I've been joined by another guest. Well, hello.
00:22 It's Mr. Kevin Freshwater, everybody. So who are you? If people don't know, they're like what? Well, I'm Kevin Freshwater. Nice to meet you. I do funny videos and kind of pranks on Facebook. You are what they call a viral star. My viral whore.
00:39 Viral whore? What's your term in mind? Okay, cool. Amazing. Yeah, no, no. Me and Kevin are mates. We met doing some of internet comedy things. Yeah.
00:49 I thought he'd be perfect to fill in for Noel this week. Well, it's my first time, so. We are taking your radio virginity as we speak. I'd rather be you than anybody else. No, no, thank you. It's an honor. Tis an honour. We will be calling Noel during the show.
01:02 We're going to try and get him on the phone because he has spent the last couple of weeks in Canada at the Toronto Film Festival. Very nice. I know, he's been like smooching and, well, not smooching, what's it called? What's it called when you're like... No, no, no, when you're at a party
01:16 and you've got a network... Mingling? Maybe that's not the one I'm looking for. But yeah, okay, he's been mingling around a lot of famous people and so I want to get all the gossip so we're going to be talking to him. We've also got some other guests on the show today. we've got an actress
01:29 called Carla Harrison Hodge We've also got a movie director called Brad Watson in the studio We're going to be having some challenges with them Picking their brains, finding out What's going on? Lovely. What's going on?
01:40 I've also got a couple of challenges up my sleeve for you, Kevin. Are you prepared? I'm so excited. I've bought back the Bean Boozold game that I played with all of comedy. I've seen it. Because that was disgusting.
01:52 Pute flavor jelly beans. So you better hope that your movie quiz is up to date because otherwise you're going to be eating some shit. I'm pretty sure I'll be eating beans. Yeah, I've also got as well, just to raise the level up if you're ready. I've also got an electric shock collar.
02:11 Which we may or may not use depending how kinky the evening proceeds as. We'll ease into it. No, it's your first time. So let's be gentle. Let's not go full 50 shades right now. If you're listening and you want to get in contact with us, you want to ask Kevin or myself or anyone
02:27 any questions and tweet us at Foo Bar Radio or email in Chill at FubarRadio.com. We will read out your emails, give you a shout out, get you involved. Right, so I think we should pop to our first song. Okay. And I always pick all my songs and they relate somehow loosely or very closely to movies, movie soundtracks, things I like. And what is the first one? The first song is, Where Is My Mind by Pixies?
02:55 Do you have any idea where the song? Okay, well, it's actually from the Fight Club soundtrack, which is kind of fitting. What's the first rule about Fight Club? That's the rule, I just like talking about Fight Club. I thought it's fitting considering Brad Pitt. It's all over the papers right now, isn't he? Definitely is.
03:16 So a bit of entertainment news later. If you are not up to date with what's going on in the world. And if you ain't, then where have you been? Where have you been? Brangelina is no more. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have They're broken And how do you think gender faniston feels about this?
03:31 I think she's literally like Smug? I think she is like Yep She doesn't sound slack And I think that Well I mean where were you when you found out the news That's what everyone's saying
03:45 Where were you? I think probably on Facebook Probably on Facebook Probably pranking someone, aren't you? When I saw it And I felt a bit sad Because I was like Did you cry?
03:55 No, I didn't cry. I just thought, oh, for bloody hell, if they can't bloody stay together. What tries to you and Goober? Exactly. I'm like, what the hell does anyone have? They've got like rainbow children, buckets of money. How many children have they adopted? About 29, I think.
04:12 Will she be keeping them all? Or will they be sharing them? I think she's trying to. Would he have them at the weekends and Wednesdays? Well, this is what was going on in the news, apparently. Part of the reason why she's divorcing them is because he abused the kid or was mean to the kids. No. Yeah, and he is actually social services.
04:27 Fight club. Fight club, all over again. And the FBI are now, they're now looking into it. So can you imagine, this is what happens in high-profile divorces. You get investigated by the FBI. I feel for that man. So, anyway, I loved this film. Team bread.
04:43 Team bread. We're going to play Pixies Where is My Mind, and we will be right back with more fun on Fubar Radio. I love that song. I love it. It's the end song. I don't think I've ever heard it before. It's on the end of Fight Club, man.
05:05 Yeah, I'm probably asleep by then. Yeah, I'm probably sleeping. Chill in with your many women. No. No. Yeah, no. I'm joined today by Kevin Freshwater. Hello, guys.
05:19 Who is a viral star internet. Probably not as big as many, but I'm doing okay. What? How big are you? Semi, semi, 75. You're a semi-five. No, jeez, Kevin! I'm very excited to be here.
05:31 Behave, you're very excited, aren't you? Right, so yeah, if you haven't checked out Kevin Freshwater, look him up on Facebook. Please do. I could do with more likes and follow it. I'm desperate. So is Facebook, is that your favourite social media? Yeah, so Facebook and Instagram, definitely is my two major tools.
05:49 And I struggle to keep up with them, so I wouldn't want to have anything else around. It's hard, isn't it? It's so hard. It's so hard. I do, but I should do it more often. I don't do it as much. as I should do. Well, do you know what?
05:59 I can just about, I do most of my social media ring on Facebook or Snapchat. Your Snapchats are brilliant. I've just putting it out there. Just letting you know. Thank you very much. I'm a fan.
06:08 I like to run a sort of comedy channel on my Snapchat. And, but what, what I really pisses me off at the moment is that then Instagram has gone and kind of copied it. I know, but it's died. It was good at first.
06:19 No, first brought it out. Everyone was doing it. Nobody really does it now. Oh, really? Except for you. Except for you on your own, Jahan. I'm shutting. Just me in a lonely universe.
06:27 But it annoys me. I was saying to Noel actually the other week when we were in here. And we did our Snapchat round. And then we did the same thing again for Instagram story. And we were like, this is like Groundhog Day. We're going round and round and round. But I don't think it's a powerful Snapchat. I think it came about it.
06:41 People were like, oh, for something new. Yeah, they don't really care. I don't know. What's the verdict for you guys out there? What's your favorite social media thing to use? You know, can anything beat Myspace? The back in the... MSN.
06:54 Do you remember MSN? Yes. mate, I met my first boyfriend over a business. Do you remember when like BBM was the thing? BBM, what should, ad me? Admi, what's your BBM? BBM me later, babe. I'm team iPhone now. Yeah, I'm team iPhone as well. I was actually, I saw someone the other day with a Blackberry. And I was like, who?
07:12 It's like a Nokia 3310. Who are they BBM? Who are you? Like, who, what are you? Who is she? Who is she? And it was almost like a vintage item. I was really actually quite impressed.
07:25 It's a bit outdated, I think. It's like walking around using your leg. laptop is like a take selfies. You've got your laptop taking selfies. On the web cam. I don't know. Have you got, are we wrong? Have you got a BlackBree, guys? I'm sorry if you do. Tweet us in. Tweet us, which team you're on?
07:39 Are you team BlackBree, team iPhone? And which social media? Are you team Facebook? Team Snapchat? I like Snapchat. That's my favourite one. I'm Instagram. Instagram. My favourite, to be honest. Oh my God. Do you take pictures of your food and stuff? Of course I do. I'm joking. I don't. I don't. I know if you do, stop it. Stop it.
07:55 Stop it. Me and Kevin like to go very camp for some reason. You bring it out of me. I want to man up a bit now. Me too. I'm a geys. Legs, lads, lads.
08:06 So what have you got coming up on your Facebook? What do you do on your Facebook? I've kind of quieted down a little bit. I've kind of got a bit bored of it. There's a lot of people doing it now. But I'm going to be coming back. Pranks, comedy sketches and just being a bit of an annoying, a little man to be honest or something.
08:22 I used to be a bit of a nuisance, but now I'm kind of rebranding. I'm coming away from that. I'm growing up, you see. Yeah. And who's your friend? favourite social comedian stars. Originally, I think
08:31 Dapalas was like the guy. He was the guy of first person in England to blow up online. I think Aaron Crascoe I'd say was my personal favourite. A bit of Aaron, yeah. Yeah, definitely Aaron Craskell. I do like a new up-and-coming guy, Goob Tube Tube. He's pretty funny.
08:48 Juib Tube Tube. Oops, did I pronounce it wrong? Definitely trying to plug. Jub Tube Tube. Yeah, he's kind of come out of nowhere. It's funny. It's comedy sketches. I think England's ready for it now. wasn't really ready for it last year. Because what, I think we're really picking up now, like, virally, because it used to be all the Americans,
09:03 the American Vine Stars. They are like, mega, mega famous now. Paul Logan, a few others, forget the names. Amanda Siri, yeah, they are huge. And they all work together, and they all appear in each other's vines and Snapchat. Which nobody does in England. It's very annoying. In England, everyone's out for themselves.
09:18 It's quite a different playing field, isn't it? But it's crazy, because I love all the, on Facebook, all of the, you'll just be scrolling through, and then they'll show all these comedy videos, which actually they take so long to make and plan and prepare. Yeah, it's over. For that little 30 seconds clip, like we've spent a couple,
09:34 couple hours, a day, filming it. Sometimes a whole day, plus editing, plus like, yeah, it's crazy what the production value in the internet.
09:42 But I think it's where everything's going. I mean, this isn't a film and entertainment store. It's a different generation now. I mean, the kids are today, like with YouTube and stuff, it's the new TV.
09:49 It's 24-7. Yeah, it's all connected. I mean, that's what I do, the first thing I do when I wake up now. It's I just scroll. It's like,
09:56 Or it's like 2 o'clock in the morning, it's like, I'm definitely going to sleep there. Then you check your Facebook, you check your Instagram. And then the next thing you know, it's 4 o'clock in morning. You're eating cake and you're laying in bed. Yeah, that's, oh, we've got an email in. Right, okay, from Paul. So it's hi, Hannah and Kevin. Hello.
10:09 I miss the days of pretending to do homework on the family computer, but chatting to my mates on MSN message. Yes. What was that game? Solitaire. Solitaire. Oh, the pinball game. On the, do you remember having the family computer? Yeah.
10:24 And you'd have to. Oh, if the house phone run. Get off the internet. Dial-up Yeah, because we're just like Who remembers dial-up? If she doesn't remember dial-up, she's too young for you.
10:33 Yeah, that would be definitely. That's like the first question you ask. Modem or no. But yeah, I used to go and used to try and book time on the family computer and it was like right bang. No, we was pretty poor. We didn't.
10:47 You didn't even have a family computer. We had sticks and mud to play with our house. Oh, me. Sorry. Sad time. Sad time. Sad times. Sad times.
10:55 But oh, we've got another email in. Well done. Keep them coming. Hi guys. I love Instagram. It's my favourite. I can post photos of my food on there. Definitely team iPhone from Jackie.
11:03 Well, yeah, team iPhone, Jackie. But honestly, the food, unless it's like meticulously done. Or you're eating somewhere really fancy, then then stop it. Then otherwise it just makes me hungry. I'm just going through Instagram. I've already had lunch. Just in a tasty or something like the videos they do on Facebook. Oh, yeah, like Unilad food and stuff.
11:20 Oh, my God. Oh, no, no, no. I literally, my, I just dribble. I've tried to remake the stuff that I've watched. I probably won't do it again because it's a bit of an epic foul. But when you watch it, I want to do. I made this little like hammy egg-egy-roll cheesy. I don't know what you call it.
11:41 Hammy egg cheese roll. They were pretty tasty. They look nothing like the ones on the internet. They never do. They never do. Never does. It's like when you go to McDonald's, you go, oh, that burger looks nice on the board.
11:48 And you get some squished-up little rat burger. Possibly with rat. Not a fan. With added rat. I think that's a... Oh, hell no. That's what it makes me feel like... Oh, I love these.
12:02 Push another one. Put another one. What, what? Okay, all right, this is my favourite one on the cartwheel ready. This is like one. I'm like, nah. Get my sass on. I like this.
12:16 Yeah, that's my couple, which I'm going to be playing throughout the show. And I'll surprise you, Kevin. Please, I'm excited. I'll keep popping things up. But, okay, we got any more. Oh, we've got another email. Got it rolling in. Keep it coming, guys.
12:28 Jack. It says I love... Don't get to tweet us. Yeah, tweet us. Tweet us. I love Facebook and all the funny videos that always pop up on my timeline. What are some of your favorite viral Facebook videos? Oh, thank the.
12:40 Should I do one of yours and you do one of them? I'm sorry, I've never watched any of yours. Get out. Get out right now. Okay, what my favorite... What's really made me laugh? Okay, well, recently, there was a Paul Logan one. And it was called My.
12:58 Best friends. The little... What's the political correct term for his little friend? I think he was a dwarf. A dwarf? A little person. I think a dwarfism. Yes.
13:07 I like that one. Yeah, and it was him and they were like best mates. And he helped her out a lot. Yeah, so if you... Check out Paul Logan's Facebook page. Also check out Kevin Freshwater. Please do more than Paul's actually. And Johanna James.
13:19 Give up a little cutey life. We're definitely not plugging anything. Kevin Freshwater, Facebook, Instagram. You're just going to be like in the very... Fresh water. Fresh water. Oh, hell no. Oh, you can do it.
13:34 But your name makes me need to pee a little bit. Oh, that's not nice. I grew up with a name. Fresh water. Puddle water. Dirty water. Salt water. I've heard them all.
13:44 Oh, babe. Scars that will never go away. Babe, babe, babe. Don't worry. Don't worry. Don't worry. You know what you need to say to those people that do that to you? What?
13:52 Ayuruba shut up. No, okay. Yeah. What was your favorite? thing that's made you chuckle on the internet recently or in... My personal favourite, when Dapper Laf's done and it's like,
14:06 technology is not your friend and it's like, oh you will marry me, oh cool. Siri, call mum. Then Siri says calling Megan prostitutes. I just laughed. I laughed a lot. I'm, you know, I love Dapper. I started off my whole social media. Well, he was the original guy.
14:22 He came from Vine. He blew up on Facebook. I think Crash call was next. But yeah, Dapper laughs was the original. I met him about a year and a half ago. I was hired as an actress on his comedy DVD. No, no, no, no. And we did a 50 Shades of Grey
14:38 Spoof sketch thing. And he, afterwards he was like, I really like your comedy. If you ever want to do anything, you know, just get in contact with me. Did he try to get into your knickers? No. Yes, he did. He definitely did. Well, at the time, I had
14:54 a boyfriend and I was like, no. Girl power. Girl, how to you? How to the girls? How to the girls? What spice girl do you have been if you was a spice girl? At the time, back in the 90s. I'm thinking sporty spice, my...
15:06 Oh, fuck off! Scary Spice! I wanted to be baby! Everyone wanted to be baby. I wanted to be baby. I wanted to be baby. I wanted to be baby. You had it to be.
15:18 No, yeah, who guys? Tell us who your favourite spice girl was. I wanted to be baby, but I always had to be posh, because when I was a kid, I had this brown little severe bob that my mum made me have. Yeah. And everyone was like, you've got to be parched. And I was like, but I want to look, maybe. If you could create your own, an extra, the sixth member.
15:36 God, I'd be like, awkward spice or something, you know, like, I'm always tripping over shit and, like, saying the wrong thing. Hard spice. Hard spice. Hot, hot, hot, hot. Oh, okay. Like paprika. I'd be deaf spice.
15:49 Deprika. Death spice. Amazing. I'm trying to think of what I can, like, tell people to go and see on Facebook. Like, what would be the funniest people. So, Dapper a lot. Check out. last. Check out Aaron Craskell.
15:59 Gube Tube Tube. Do you know who I love? Who? Jub tube tube. I love... I keep on Goob Tube Tube. I've got to stop to that. It's because it's spelled. It's spelt Goobus. Juberus Maximus, 3rd. Tube. I like Stuggy. Ah, yeah. In an odd way. He makes my day.
16:15 I like everyone online, but the thing is in England, everybody's out for their selves. It's like, in America they all work together in England, they're all a bit up there themselves. We're all a bit selfish. We're changing it, aren't we? We are indeed. Me and Kevin, we're working alongside like all of comedy. and Julius Dean, Unilead.
16:30 We're kind of creating a little group together. If you're into your social media and you're into your Facebook comedians, follow us for the journey, guys. Do it. Do it now. I think I'm going to drop the next song. What is the next song? I'm wondering whether you're going to know where this is from. Who, me or the audience?
16:46 I'm talking to everyone here, you and the audience. Talk to me. It's from one of my favorite Leonardo DiCaprio movies. Is it Titanic? No, the other one, the one before. Romeo Oh, I love that Oh my God, he is just pure sex in that film
17:03 It's sort of bad, what's the American one he did? American gangst, no, no. American gangsta? I forget the name. How about is that? The Revenant? Nope. He's like the Irish guy in it.
17:14 Oh, Gangs of New York? Gangs of New York, yes. Pretty sexy in that. That's like the worst Irish Irish accents that you've ever seen in a movie. It's like, Cameron Diaz being like, Hello there! Top of the morning, I'm Irish.
17:27 What the crack. What? No, this is from Romeo and Julia, and it's cover of Prince songs When the Doves Cry. So, yeah, I'm going to play this baby because I absolutely love it. You're listening to Backer and Chill
17:40 on Fubar Radio. We will be right back. And chill with Johanna James and Noel Clark on Fubar Radio. Hello, we are back. Welcome. In that break, Kevin was talking to me about his friend,
17:59 Mitchell Delamere. I'm going to give him a shout out. now you was telling me all about his what you got up to in Spain on holiday and all I want to say Mitchell is you dirty dog woof woof woof woof woof oh okay we've got another email in you guys are on fire today
18:17 keep it coming right we've got a oh Tom says I never like spice girls but I always wanted to be H from Steps says a lot about me did you remember steps? I kind of do did they do the The tragedy yeah yeah yeah of course I remember that
18:30 La-nan-na-na-na-la-na-na-na-na-na-na-ha-laughts. Love Steps. Oh, is that other one? Ah, S-Club 7. S-Cub 7. They had the TV. Oh, the TV show. Do you remember the TV show?
18:41 That's what I mean, yeah, on, like, ITV or BBC. Well, yeah, well, actually, that's... After school, coming home and watching cartoons. It's going to be a good cue. I love... They still have cartoons lined up for kids when they get home from school. They do, but they're just shit now. Oh, yeah. She said the naughty word.
18:55 On the radio? Um, shit. It's food bar radio. What is this dad for? It stands for fucked up beyond all recognition. Wow. And if you look there, what does the logo look like? Cheaky little middle finger there.
19:09 It's a middle finger, isn't it? Wow. It's the coolest radio station in the world. Ever. Tell your friends. But yeah, going back to... Tell everyone. Tell your aunt, your uncle.
19:16 Your sister. Brother. Your sister's uncle. What? You're going back to like coming home from school, 90s. We did have the top TV things in the world. And we're going to be playing a little game in a bit. We're going to be playing guests, the 90s, kids.
19:29 TV themes. You guys can play along too. I'm so excited. I had so much fun researching this and the memories that came back to me that I've just forgotten about. So that will be coming up in the next 10, 15 minutes or so when we get our first guest on. Now, if you just joined us, I'm here today with Kevin Freshwater. He's filling in for Noel Clark while he's away during a very important directoral duty. That's me. I'm Kevin. That's Kevin over there or Kevarn, as I like to call him. Kevin is an internet sensation. Okay, viral. Kind of.
20:01 All right. You do funny stuff on the net. Funny stuff on the intramenet. On the internet. Check me out. Kevin Freshwell of Facebook, Instagram. All one word. Well, actually, you've done your fair share of pranks, haven't you?
20:14 I have indeed. On your girlfriend and ex-girlfriend. Yeah. Members of the public. Pretty hilarious. South African girls. Do you know what happened? What?
20:22 To me. A couple weeks back when we were doing promo for Brotherhood. Oh, I saw it. I saw it. Yeah. No. Noel and Jason Mazur pranked me. I thought he was going to cry, to be fair.
20:33 I did cry, actually, a little bit. And it was so funny. The video went really, really viral on the internet. So check out Johanna James' Facebook page, if you want to see it. But I've got the audio here, because I thought it would be so funny, and I wanted to show you guys. So this was Noel and Jason, and they pranked me. Originally, I was supposed to be interviewing them for Brotherhood.
20:50 And weren't you going to play a prank on them when they reversed a prank? I was going to prank them, and I was going to pretend to get really, really drunk and be inappropriate. But they already had something in mind for me. So I'm going to let you guys think about... Think about it. You guys listen to it. Have a think. And then email us in or tweet us at Food Bar Radio. Let us know. God, can't talk today. Let us know what you think about this prank.
21:08 Them bottles of wine you've drank before he came in there. I only had five, Kevin. It's fine. It's Friday. It doesn't count. Okay, here we go. Here's no pranking me. Guys, thanks for having me here today. Pleasure. So I thought we'd start off with a little beverage because it's quite hot on here. This is a good. It is a Monday, so let's party.
21:25 It's a good idea because I'm gasping. Cheers. I've watched the originals this week. Just to catch up and be ready for the third. Imagine where your character was in the first. Exactly. I was like, she wasn't a baby in that bit. I don't find that one. You're right, boy?
21:37 I don't. I don't feel good. Um, what's in the... Stop me up. He's her um... Are you okay? Do you got a ghost on your throat? Do you want to drink?
21:47 You get some water. Yeah, sorry, can we get some, um, can we just see me get some water? There's a bottle water. There's a rotten in that drink. Thank you. I don't know. I just ordered them from the bar. them from the from the bar I think you're sitting at that
22:01 I'm seriously not good you know I'm allergic well shut up well mate you I swear you know that I'm putting serious I don't know what I'm serious I'm right what's in the drink so turn it off for a second man just turn it off a second right this is not is your necker in something
22:16 is your necker in something is your necker in there is that I think there's orange in the drink guys there is oh my god what is we do what can we do we've got some water he's allergic to orange You know that?
22:29 I don't know that. I know he has an allergy. I don't know that. You know that's an allergy. How does it sound like orange? What do you need? Call the ambulance, please. Hey, you know me, you know he is.
22:40 I didn't know. How can you not know he's allergic to orange? You've been with us like, how many times to know that? They're on their way. He's having some sort of reaction. Brother, what's it called? What is it called? He's allergic to citrus fruit.
22:52 He's allergic to citrus fruit. So, is throat is throat is throat is throat is his throat is throat is his throat? Oh, is his throat is his throat? Oh fuck, fuck, fuck, fucking go. How's that, I'm not shouting at you, but this girl's being an idiot. How is that gonna help? I know the ambulance is on the way.
23:07 What can I do now? What can I do right now? What's cry? What are you crying for? What are you crying for? I didn't mean to do it. Do you think, I think you're gonna pour orange in his face on purpose?
23:16 It's going red, what can I do right now? I don't have any ammonia. How can I get ammonia? I'm not peeing on him. I'm not peeing on him. Would that help? So he has to swallow somebody ammonia that will soothe it? What?
23:26 You need to pee on him? Can we not take him and everyone time around? You need to pee on him. Quick. Oh my God, are you on me? Just take your fanny out and pee on him. What's on you? Peepie.
23:35 I'm not peeing on him. I'm not peeing on him. Just put your leg on the shit. Put your leg up here. You can't prank the pranksters. No, you can't prank us. Well done, babe. Go and see the movie, guys.
24:08 Go and see the movie, guys. So that was, that was that. That was that. It was Noel and Jason pranking me. Take a fanny out and piss on him. Just take a fanny out. So yeah, they, you. Jason pretended to be allergic to orange juice.
24:21 And in the drinks that I gave them at the beginning of the cocktail, there was orange juice. But he wasn't really allergic. He did a very good job, though. I think we kicked up on that. Well, in the moment, someone's just like not breathing. You just panic. And then Noel got on the phone to the ambulance
24:35 and was talking about, oh, he needs pneumonia, you need pneumonia. And yet, you're not thinking right. I look like an absolute idiot. But I have, you know, things like when you get stung by a jellyfish. And where can we find that video? It's on Johanna James. Where? Say it's one more time.
24:47 Johanna James Slowly J.A. H. Look me in your eyes while you said. Jahana James. That was two a turn.
24:54 Look away, look away, look away. I quite like a good prank. I think that he's getting a bit rinsed on the internet now. Everybody is... There's too many people doing it. Absolutely rinsent it. But, I mean, originally I do love a good...
25:06 Time for something new. I did prank my boyfriend this week, actually. You did? I did. What did it involve? He was asleep, and I waxed his back. Well, he was asleep. bitch. And I filmed it for me.
25:19 And he's quite hairy, he's quite hairy. He's indeed a hairy, hairy, hairy little monkey. My little monkey. That is jube tube tube. And yeah, he, all right, fine, you call it goob, I'm calling jukechube, I'll call on jukechube, and yeah, he wasn't happy with me.
25:34 Oh, at all. But the audience was, they loved it. So I'm waiting now. Did he cry? He didn't cry. Did you take out your fanny and piss on him? No, probably like that, but no. He probably would actually. No, um, well, he did not.
25:47 So what do you think of that? No? The prank? Yeah, really good. You just saw me, you're laughing. Little tear. Little tear. Well, I'm very embarrassed about that, but it is a laugh, so I thought I'd show you guys.
25:59 They've done you. They've done you, like, Kippa. They done your will. We're about to have our first guest nearly. Carla Harrison Hodges is going to come. We're going to be playing the guest the 90s kids TV themes. If you've got any favorite TV shows from the 90s that you remember, then email in, chill at FubarRadio.com.
26:17 or tweet at Fubar Radio we want to know what was your favourite let's get a little like poll going what was your favourite one what was yours Kevin mine personally out of all the kids TV what were you like running home there's a few there's a few
26:29 what was that the Fawnberry's the wild Fawnberry the wild Fawnberry oh yes what was she called the girl I don't remember but she could talk to the animals Eliza don't me I just love the dad's voice in that I could listen to him
26:42 he's like Eliza Thornberry Nigel Fong He basically was just a nose with legs, wasn't he? He was brilliant, no. What's the monkey's name? Oh, I don't know. I literally would love... What was your favourite?
26:56 Well, now you've got me thinking about the wild thornbries. It's kind of like hard to think on the spot when someone goes, what's your favourite? What's your favourite? Right now, tell me your favourite. I would say, um, I absolutely loved the queen's nose. The 50, oh, yes. And I actually rubbed every 50p. I think we all did, to be fair.
27:12 And I, like, didn't want to spend them. Just in case. I would be rubbing the 50p. Do you remember when the 50p? piece change size and they got smaller? Are you too young for that? I'm your age so well. Oh crap, you are, but you just
27:22 look so young. Oh my God, Kevin. Stop it. You look about 12. You can come on more often. The age that you clarify anyone that looks younger than you. They look about 12. They look about 12. Oh, my God. They look about 12. It's 25 of you, but it looks about 12. Yeah. It is like the general age of young people
27:36 12. Do you remember when the 50 page changed size? No, I don't. I obviously, I was just keeping hold of my old ones. I didn't get any new ones. But no, when was the... Oh, have you seen the new... The new fibres. The new fibre. They don't break.
27:48 They're unbreakable. I think I'll break it. Yeah. No, actually, I did like a presenting job earlier in the year. And I was presenting this kid's TV show thing. And they had like the lady who owns the bank of ink or runs the bank of England. And she had like a lot of new fibers with her. And so we all got to like molest them quite early.
28:06 And they are. They're like weird little plastic and they're smaller. What's that going to impact the environment? Well, if they don't. If they don't. I don't think people are going to be thrown away their fibers, really. They're forever. They're forever now, so.
28:18 I think that, well, even plastic isn't forever, Kevin. Yes. It just lasts for like millions of years. Okay, you're right. Yes. I wish I had like a yes. Oh, I don't have one. Oh, hell no.
28:31 Yeah. Well done. You could be my car. I'll just tell you what to do and be like, I'm needing some excitement. Thank you. Yeah, I haven't had a new five. I don't actually have a lot of cash. I mainly just work on contactless card now.
28:45 equity. You know, all my money's on equity dollars. But I'm looking forward to getting a new plastic note. Do you think they're going to change all the notes? Probably, yeah. I think it looks like... I think I'd actually read or heard it somewhere
28:57 that they're going to change all the tens of the twos or 20s. What I'm interested in? What are you interested in? What's going to happen when the queen dies? You know, her head. I hope it takes the pro next now. It will be the... A slightly balding one?
29:10 Well, they're all balding, aren't they? The ginger one? No, no. The lover fair child? It's going to be Prince. Charles with the ears. Isn't it? We're going to have King Charles. Oh, really, the dead?
29:20 Yeah, of course. No, I think it's past him now. I think it's been handed down. No. It goes like birthright. Imagine being him, though, I'm waiting all these years. Like, come on, mother. It's time for me to stay over the front now. Yeah. And then she's just lived forever. Because she's, what, she's 150 now?
29:34 She looks evil. She looks really evil. I'm not a fan of the world. I don't know. But, yeah, I was just thinking the other day. I was like, God, the Queen is old, didn't she? She's really old. Every time I see, like, a coin or something, I'm like, whoa.
29:43 and when she does... That's what incest does this, incest, they live forever. They just live forever and over and over. That's going to be majoring in England. All our money is going to have to change over. To him. I don't want Charles on my money. I think...
29:58 What's his name? Churchill, Churchill. I didn't say Ray Winston. Ray Winston is on the new firepowering. Ray Winston. Okay. I think Churchill's on a new firepanel. I'm going to have to Google that.
30:09 I'll Google it in the next song break. in the next song we can. I think we should pop another song on because I've got loads of really cool songs. Oh, this one, the next one. Have you seen Pulp Fiction? Of course. Of course.
30:23 So this is one of my favourite songs from Pulp Fiction. It's called Mizaloo. I don't know that by name. I just know it as the one that goes as it go? I'm not going to do that again. That was awful.
30:36 If you're watching, did you see the hand gestures? They're not watching. They're listening, Kevin. You're on the radio. There's a little camera right here. We do have cameras. We are going to go.
30:43 Facebook live later on in the show when I've got some challenges. We've got a quick email just before we go to our music. It is from Harry. Hi Harry. He says I heard that people are selling the new fivers on eBay and one of the highest bids is for over 200 pounds. WTF. Right.
31:00 I'll be back in 20 minutes. I'm just going to get myself a load of fivers and put them on eBay. WTF. Really? For 200 pounds? Okay. It's going to be like Charlie. Imagine putting five on there. It's a thousand pounds. $25. I know. 5.
31:13 Just for the new, go to the bank right now. Aracia. Bye guys, let's go. Put on some songs and let's just do it. The radio is offline. We've gone to make some money. But that's insane. Why are people buying them on eBay?
31:26 These are going to be... Maybe across the water. Maybe across the water. Maybe across the water. I mean, that's not all you're on, is it? I'd be like, what? But then you buy it, and it's just going to be the same five pounds in a couple of years everyone has in their purse.
31:39 And then I think that you would just basically think this. To the no, no, no, no. Hell, no, no. I'd be pissed. I like that. What'd you call these things? You push? This is the cart wall.
31:54 I love that little cart that you just put. This little sound bite. Right, okay. Yeah, no. Right, we're going to go back to Pulp Fiction, and then we're going to have our first guest, the gorgeously sexily, sexy, Carla Harrison Hodge. So let's play this amazing song,
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32:53 Boom. That was the Hannah Witten's show. We've just been having a quick discussion in that break about the royal family and who's next in line. And who's right and who's wrong. All right, Robert. Who was right and who was wrong? Kevin was right. Yeah, apparently it isn't Prince William.
33:12 It's the slightly-d balding one. No, no, no, isn't Prince Charles? Oh, bloody hell. It's Prince William next. It's not the little ginger. one. It's the... Not Harry, it's William. It's the slightly boring one.
33:21 Why has Charles been kicked off the list? I don't know. I think he's just... The baby was born and he's a bit old now he's past it. There's a sell-by date on King's. There's definitely a cell-by date in King's. I'm frown. That's a bit of a... I'm a frown. You're so close to ruling England. After waiting, what, 100...
33:37 How old's the Queen? He's about 109, I think? I think she's 117. Yeah, I don't know. Right, we have been joined in the studio. We've got a lovely new presents. We have got actress Carla Harrison. and hodge. Hello. Oh, here we go.
33:50 There we go. , right. Myc's on, sorry, darling. Oh, hello. There we're in the room. You sounded like you're far off. You can sit over there, darling. No, welcome, welcome. Thank you. Fumontu. Thank you. So we're just talking about kings and queens. Do you like the royal family? Not really. I must say no. I must say. It's a no from me. I find them quite pointless. That's my thing. That's quite a strong thing to say, isn't it? Like benefit scranges. Yeah, absolutely. Taking all the welfare. They do take a lot of wealth. Those royals, those rich royals, those rich royals taking their benefits.
34:28 That's my favourite saying at the moment, it's a no from me. I like to pretend I'm like, it's a no from me. Simon Cowell or something. Thank you very much. It's a no from me. So Carla Harrison Hodge,
34:39 I love your name, so it sounds just so famo. It sounds really posh and I'm not at all. Where are you from? Wolfenstow. I'm not going to pretend like I don't already know Carla. Yes. Me and Carla, we went to drama school.
34:55 We did. The school of drama. The school of drama, which was full of drama. Was that in the oven stone? It wasn't. No, it was actually Kensington. That's where you picked up the accents. It is, because I'm actually from Lewisham, really.
35:09 But when I went to Kensington and met Carla, but I thought she would be a great guest to have on the show because you're young, up-and-coming actress, actor. Do you mind which one? Round to the call. What do you prefer to be called, actress, actor? Oh, well, I've started saying actress again. Oh, we've gone round.
35:27 After saying actor. Why did you stop? Because I thought that was politically correct. Did people think you're a boy? Is that why? No. They looked at me and thought, she is a man. Carlos.
35:37 That is a man. No, I do. It has happened to me. I used to have really short hair and I wear a lot of boys' clothes and the amount of times I got mistaken for a male. You worked the short hair though, she worked it. It was great.
35:54 I had very, I'd like short hair like you Kevin. Never. She had like the side shave, didn't you? Yeah. I looked like a proper lesbian. It was like hardcore. She looked like a fit. A fit person. That awkward silence. That's so nice. No, I looked like Justin Bieber. It was awful.
36:11 I had that big sweepy front bit like, no. I don't like you. She likes everyone. Oh, nice. Dropping in the beads. Are you a believer? Do you know what?
36:24 I wasn't until his new album. He got hot, didn't he? He just got bloody hot. He's about 12, but he's hot. He's about 12. But yeah, no, I, after that, like, what do you mean? He started using all the 80s synth-y-pop stuff, and I love a bit of synth. So...
36:41 A bit of dance, isn't it? A little beebe dance. Good for a boogie. It's so awkward. So, right, Carla, what in your acting, since we left the school of drama, what have you been up to? What's the industry like for you? It has been... Highs and lows.
37:04 Wonderful and hard and challenging. Oh, maybe, okay, tell us about that. Oh, well, what was the most challenging moment? Back in 2013. Get a load of the voice. being dropped by agents that's not great is it she's laughing but I know inside I'm crying
37:24 scars that will never heal scars that will never heal the highlights though are we going to change the music to happier music oh would you like me just to go with I actually don't have happy music the happiest I've got I have no
37:36 I've got this one what's that I was that? Oh yeah what happened to live I was on TV quite a few times Oh my God, yeah. Do you tell us more.
37:49 What channel? I was on Channel 4 a couple of times. That's my favourite channel. Is it? Channel 4, yeah. It's a good channel. I think, yeah. Channel 4, if I was going to be on a channel,
37:58 I have been on Channel 4. Channel 4 when you were just hungover and watching shipwrecked in the day. I think it's got the really good pro. Like, their dramas, like that aliens program recently. Mm. It was Danny Dyer, that one. That was BBC 3.
38:12 Danny Dyer? Danny Dyer's on aliens. And that's on you asked of seeing this. Maybe it wasn't called aliens. It was about... I know what you mean. It was about the... It was all...
38:20 It was about border control and these aliens and if you were an alien... They all looked like human. Oh, I do know what you mean. We didn't know what you mean. Humans, it's called. Was it called human? No.
38:31 Yeah, humans. That's another one. Oh, I like that one. Oh my goodness. We need to do our research. Let's move on. What was your favorite cartoon growing up? Oh yeah.
38:40 A TV show after school. Oh yeah. We were talking about this earlier. 90's your favorite. Because we're all from the same... Yeah. Well, I loved, I loved, Arthur.
38:49 Oh, I wanted about Diamond Dick. And we get along with each other. Hey, you know, the best. I love it. And also,
39:00 Mone of the vampire. Yes. I was a bit scared of it, though. Yeah? Yeah, I was scared of it. Wimps. Wimps. You ladies in your vaginas.
39:09 Oh, actually. Sorry. Don't even go there, Ken, because I've done a bit of research. And you know what? part of any human body is? What? The testicles.
39:20 The balls. And do you know what? The strongest part of any human body is, either sex? Vigina. It is. Oh, yes, it is. The vagina literally breaks to give birth to a new human and then heals itself again. And the balls, if you just flick it, and the tini's old.
39:35 They are down. So, really, if you say someone, you've got balls, actually, it means... You've got a vagina. And if you say someone, you've got a vagina, it's like, yes, you have got a vagina. I've got a vagina of steel. You can't? You wish you have a vagina.
39:51 I have the little wimpy testicles, unfortunately. Don't flick them. Flick them. Don't not flick them. You're going down. We wanted to play a... Learning so much about you. It's got a little bit weird.
40:02 It's got a little bit weird. Well, let's play a game, shall we? We're going to play at home for everyone with you. You can play at home. God, my brain, I've had so much wine. Sorry, guys. No, I'm joking. I'm joking.
40:13 Four, both. Four, four. before we came in. Glock, glug, glug, glug. We're going to be playing Guess the 90s kids TV theme. Okay, that was a really long,
40:23 badly constructed sentence name for that game. Anyway, point is, I'm going to play you the opening to some of our favourite old shows and we're going to see if you can guess them right
40:34 and if you can get them at home then like 10 points to you, well done. What do we win? Don't look, don't look, don't you're cold. Don't look at the answers. Don't look at the answers. Right, okay, we're going to try this.
40:44 What do you win again? Um, you win life. Right, you win at life. Okay. Forget this, everybody. That's what you're going to win. Are we ready for number one? Yes.
40:54 Okay, let's have a go. I'm going to be like playing and pausing. So this could be a disaster or it could be really good. Okay, where we go. What's this? One point to Carter Harrison points. I think, I think you've two are in on this. No, no.
41:16 Do you remember this? I don't even know it. You don't know it? You don't know it? I remember Blue Pier. I don't remember this. Okay, right, that was number one. Right, we're going to play number two, which I think,
41:27 maybe you guys have to invent a buzzer that you can, like, shout out, so I know who's who, who's who. Okay, so what is, what's this one? Oh, thank you. Everyone sing. You got to listen to your heart, listen to the beat, listen to the rhythm, the rhythm on the street. It's like the happiest song ever.
41:57 Right, number three. Number three. Spaces. Oh crap, what was it called? Did it have wonky donkey on it? Wonky don't it? It's live and kicking everybody. Oh, it is?
42:28 When I was 10 years old. No, I was 9 years old. And the minimum age to be on live and kicking was 10. Why did you go on it? Because my best friend at school won tickets in a raffle, so she took like two of us. And everyone else was 10, I was 9, and I was so nervous.
42:44 It's my first time getting into a club underage. and I remember they went in and they were like How old did you? And I was like, 10? 21. And they believed me. They're just like, you're going. And I remember being like,
42:57 they think I'm 10. I'd be kicking and I got to like sit next to semi-ball. It's on VHS somewhere. And I got to ask, I think it was Matthew from what was that? Singing in the Stars?
43:13 No. Yeah, who are you tonight, Matthew? Oh, Matthew. Stars in your eyes? the one. Matthew Kelly. Matthew Kelly. Yeah, I got to ask a question to Matthew Kelly.
43:24 Matthew Kelly. Matt Kiz. Matt Kiz. Matt Kiz. I'm at Matthew Kelly. I'm at Matthew Kelly. Why are you led? I spoke to him, but I was so nervous to do my question that I thought we just came out as a croak.
43:36 I was just like, what do you like to do? I need to see this. That was like TV. You need to find this. TV debut, darlings. All right, let's get back to the game. We digress. Okay.
43:47 So this would be number four. my favourite TV shows. Nedmaster. Yes, I'm getting my ass for me. You did not watch TV. Carla obviously had less to do in the 90. I was too busy climbing trees and riding bikes in the park. Playing with sticks and your small balls.
44:12 Right, okay, what's the next one? This is number five. Ah, beep, beep, beep, babe, Kevin. Tom and Jerry. No, no. You got a list. Looney too. You win on this show, right? Yes.
44:34 How are you doing it home? Let us know. This is number six. I'm doing terrible. You might get this one. I'm hopeful. Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. Carla.
44:46 Biker Grove. You auditioned. Did you? Yeah, I did audition for Grain Chill. That's my little claim to fame. Bain Gwold. Oh no, that's the other one. What's the other one with the deck was in it?
45:04 Biker Grove. Biker Grove. I was up north. Because Biker Grove, it was like, but Biker Grove, and it was like, uh-huh, a-huh, ah, ah, you did that. Biker Grove. Yeah. You do it.
45:14 Uh-huh. Yeah. You got another grove? I'm blind. I'm blind. Was that a storyline? Yeah, he got blind. I think it was.
45:22 Deck around one of them. Deck, maybe. Great. I loved. And the deck was their name in it as well, were it? Yeah. Yeah. It was a documentary.
45:28 It was real life. It really happened. Fly on the wall. That was actually what their life was back in the day. Okay. This is number seven. Number seven. Let's continue.
45:41 Technology. Ooh. I always want to. to go on this show. Oh, beep, beep, beep, beep. Yeah. It's the one with Dave. It's the one with Dave.
45:52 I thought it's one with a monkey. Get your own back! Yes! She's on fire! I have watched too much TV in my life. Because you've got a vagina. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, this was get your own back, which I wanted to take my dad on.
46:05 Is that with a gun, and they're gunjol? Yeah, you push them over. What's this? B, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, be, someone turn her mic off. Someone turn her mic off. Queen's nose? It is.
46:17 before about how you used to get every 50p and try and rub it absolutely yeah we've just sounded into a nation she's what's got seven nil yeah have you got one yet i'm not even playing anymore right okay um what's trying to be proud of though number number nine what's this one is that oh the gilm um daisy daisy daisy dirty daisy no i don't i don't know what's this one is that zat and it's like the house yeah oh yes no it's like a big screen that it's like a remote control and the hands. Yes, and they had those hands that would like make things
46:59 and there was like Daisy giggles or something. I used to know that. Walk that memory lane. Isn't it just? Oh, wow. Right, we're on number 10 guys and this was one of my favorite Saturday morning
47:10 TV shows. So let's see if you can get this. And is they coming? I love that. Alvin! Right, number 11. You can still not win.
47:41 Rugrats. Just see for me. I'm trying. I need glasses. I knew for the drum roll. I can play this on the piano at one point. Probably, I think everyone learnt that. Number 12.
48:02 My actual, one of my favourite shows, I should have known that. I don't remember none of the theme tunes. But isn't that a 70s program? I think, I think so. What's this one? This is a very young one. Oh, I know this one.
48:32 Top TV! That was my favourite. Colourne, we found your calling. Finally. The little French one. The little sexy French toddler. Slatty French one. A little slaty little toddler.
48:47 Two boys in the kite once. Yeah. What a woman. Okay, here's our last one. The playbook. It's the play days. Where does it go? Where does it stop?
48:56 What's inside of Lollip? What's inside of Lollip? I loved that. Yeah, me too. Doesn't it just make you so happy? It's full of joy. My cheekbones are stuck. I can't get it back on.
49:20 You're so happy. You're so happy. They're touching your eyes. I'm giving. That's how happy you are. Wow, I know that, guys, if you want to just cheer yourself up, go on YouTube. I found all these on YouTube. What is it all like on one playlist that you have to like?
49:39 It was on a place someone had made and they'd made like four or five. You're a legend. If you want this to be a regular thing on the show, like email in and we'll do this every week because I love it. Maybe we could do different eras and whatnot for people who weren't cool and art rage. Do you remember Bernard's Watch? Yes. I don't know what theme tune is though. What did you've done if you had a Burner's Watch?
49:59 That's the question. Well, he did this episode where he stopped time and he went to the future. Would you do it for good or would you do it for bad though? Would you rob banks or would you? Well, realistically, if I was going to realistically have Bernard's Watch. Would you actually even need money? Would you even need money? You've got a watch.
50:12 If you want that, I'll stop the time, it's mine. That's dealing, Kevin. I'm not saying to steal I'm just saying I've got a friend that once said he would steal the money Not me Not me
50:27 Well actually technically if you're out of time Is it stealing because you're not in time So this is a whole other show That's why it was such a great show It was I actually genuinely thought Seriously what I would do with Burner's Watch What would you do? Well realistically all I would do
50:42 Is wake up when my alarm goes off Press Burner's Watch Sleep as much as I was and then go back again. That's probably all I do is just catch up on sleep. Everyone's like, how does she do it? She works 23 hours a day. Maybe I would use it for something cool.
51:00 Maybe I would use it for something cool. I think he did one where he pressed the watch and then he went into some sort of changing room to nick something or whatever. So maybe I would like go to someone's house or something. There was a special one when he went into the future and he was in prison. Do you not see it? No, this is a great one.
51:21 He was in prison. But then, he'd had another one. Yeah. And it turned out that he was a famous actor. So he was acting in a prison. For a minute there. So he thought he was in prison. Yeah.
51:33 What about if it's a whole different dilemma and he's actually a time lord and he grows up to be Dr. Do you? Well, I was about to say that maybe that the whole Burnham's Watch is just a pre-series for prison break. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe that was the original intention. Talking about childhood stuff,
51:53 how do you feel about Lion King? Because I'm going to destroy, I'm going to destroy your childhood. If you love Lion King, it's actually plagiarism. Is that the right word? Plagiarism. What you mean? It's based on Hamlet? It was stolen. The idea of Stalin. What?
52:13 Yep. If you look up, I saw it on Facebook. another date. I've heard this. Kimba. Kimba. It was just a complete rip-off. They stole the idea. Walt Disney, you.
52:23 It was, bad man. Yes, I saw this on Facebook. It was on a 60s anime called Kimber the White Lion. And, yeah, they basically, it's almost scene for scene the same. It's even called Kimba. They couldn't even think,
52:36 like, let's rename it. What should we rename it? Simba. No one will know. Like, he's got it like Bob or something. But, I mean, that's, That's a bit upsetting. What is upsetting is that they couldn't even, like,
52:49 admit that they'd done it. So Walt Disney and everyone said, no, no, no, no, no. But they've unearthed, like, a telegram from the past, and they're talking about it. Well, they're waiting for the guy who'd written it, he passed away, and then they just, they released their brand new idea. They stole it.
53:01 No way. But, yeah, on this telegram, it's actually got in writing. They accidentally say Kimber rather than Simba. So he was like, could you just read, it was talking about, it was like a telegram between maybe the animators and the director, and he was like, this is great, but if you could just change kimbers and I was like
53:17 you just use the wrong boom damn Daniel you are in trouble with no one he's dead so yeah child would ruin it is a bit upsetting
53:28 you're welcome but don't luckily I'm here I'm here all day here every um Lion King wasn't my favourite Disney so it doesn't hit me
53:35 quite so hard what was your favourite Disney um Beauty and the Beast mine's a leaden I'm going out with a very hairy guy I can show you the world I love Pocahontas.
53:47 It's got such a good message. Such a great message. Yeah, just a hippie and loving life and loving nature. She was sexy, she was fit. For a cartoon. She has a tattoo. No, but Little Mermaid. Oh, I was just about to say. Little Mermaid. She's in a bra.
54:03 I also thought most of the princes were pretty meh. Pretty meh. Yeah, that's why I like the beasts. Come on. He's like angry. He's hairy. He's like growly. He's got emotional. shoes. Literally it's my boyfriend, isn't it?
54:17 So, boom. Is Drew for listening? No. I'm going to quickly WhatsApp him and let some know. I think we should pop up to a song. Let's have a look from my movie connection.
54:32 I think I'm going to go for one from a recent, a recent movie. Guardians of the Galaxy. Did you guys see that? Good movie. Number two's coming out. Number two's coming out.
54:41 This is one of my favorite songs. I think it actually opens the entire movie. It's hooked on a feeling by Blue Swade, 70s fave. Play it. We're going to play this and boogey along and we'll be back soon. Backro and Chill on Fubourn' Radio.
55:01 If that doesn't get you, in the mood. Singing away. I like that. Isn't it? I love 70s music, man. What's his name? Brilliant. Blue Swade, did you say? Blue Swade, yeah. Hooked on a feeling. Absolutely love it. Right, Carla Harrison Hodge. We had a fun
55:16 time with the 90s. But what's going on now. What's going on now for you? So you said you've been in a bit of TV, bit of a bit of theater. Yeah, so what was your most recent endeavor into the acting world? My most recent big job was actually a stage show
55:32 which was really exciting because I did think I get to do that. What was it called? It was called the Fruit Trilogy by Eve Encelor. Did you play a banana? I played an avocado, seriously, an avocado. And also a pomegranate.
55:47 Oh. Yes, so, but it was actually quite serious. It's quite serious. It's quite serious. Yeah. It sounds it. So what's the message? And what was the message? What was the message?
55:57 It was about sex trafficking. For fruit and vegetables. Well, that makes sense because you traffic. Sexy fruit. No, you put fruit. I've played a girl in a stuck in an avocado container. Oh, who's been sex trafficked. Oh, it gets dark, doesn't it?
56:11 Yeah. And where do I find the link to this? Kev-a-B. Okay. So you've been the animal. a pomegranate. And a pomegranate,
56:19 he was a prostitute. Wow. And what did you do to prepare for this role, Carla? Well, when I was
56:24 a prostitute, I was just in a box. So did you... So you just saw my head and I had a pink wig and me and my castmate were just two little heads
56:32 in a box and then so the men would come past. It was like this dystopian sort of world where men would pick which women they wanted. Sounds like London and it does.
56:41 And they would open our mouths and pick out our eyes and pick which bits they might of us. The game sounds like London. Yeah. But it's not that far off I reckon.
56:48 We've all done it. All picked a bit of fun. Standard Saturday for you. Right. And, okay, and how is it like, do you prefer film or do you prefer stage? What if you get to pick one or the other? Well, I think I love theatre.
57:04 I've always wanted to do TV and I'm glad that I've done some. And I want to keep doing it. What did you do on TV? Keep giving me drops. Jobbed this way, universe. Thank you. What was it you done on TV? I did something called cuff.
57:18 I've rings a bell. The BBC one, the police show. Yeah, I think I've, yep. I did, I want my wife back, which was the BBC show as well. And Fresh Meat. Channel 4. A round of applause for you. Ooh, getting out there.
57:32 Getting out there. But at the moment, though, I am hosting something for women's aid, the charity. And where were the people who are in finding this? They will find this if they tweet me. Right. Will they go to my Twitter account. It's at Carla H. H. H. H. H. H. H. and what I'm looking for are artists,
57:50 kind of ideally female spoken word artists. I've got a lot of singers already and comedians and some men. Do you do comedy? My English, not so good. A little bit, yeah, a little bit.
58:07 But more social media. Right. Kevin Freshwoods on Facebook and Instagram if you haven't done already. I've done them before, but I didn't want to mind, and it's to raise money for charities and it's like comedy and music gala
58:20 it's really fun, it's really chilled where's it going to be? It's at the castle in Shuditch How amazing? How many is this? So 24th of November Okay so next thing you've got about a month
58:30 So you're calling any artist Spoken Word, preferably female Got a couple of people on board But I'd like some And men, men as well Men and women, let's not... Yes. Fragile little testicles
58:39 Yes Let's let the fragile testicles have to go to We'd like them to get involved So they can tweet me Send me a link of stuff or I'll follow you back And are you choosing who's going to be in it? Yes.
58:50 Wow. No. Look at you. Producing your gala. Producing gala. We've come a long way from tap dance in studio one at drama school. Oh no, let's not talk about that.
59:01 Or burlesque. We actually did burlesque at school. They made us. A video of this? Is that? Can people find it? We have never seen it though. There is a video.
59:09 Oh my God. They filmed it, didn't they? Do you remember we did, Dehanna? We had a drink. Nobody knows Nobody knows But we had a drink It was like 9 o'clock in the morning
59:21 We had a sneaky drink Wow That's courage though We'd like to have a bit nervous We were so terrified of doing ballet Oh you've just been on it from the night before And you just gas straight in No no
59:29 We were like shaking I've never shaken before a performance So much in my life We had to do belles to the boys in the class Ruby ribbons How old would you? This was like what 20, 21, 22
59:40 Oh so you're just a legal Legal Stedda I think that teachers Like yesterday we make Balasque. Dance for me, children. Miles was definitely not like that. No, it was all about trying to get us to
59:52 own our femininity and our sexuality and sexuality, because all of us were really scared to play, like, really sexy role. Girl power. Spice up your life. It was trying to be girl power, but we all had to pick a character and do a ballesque routine to the rest of the class. And it was terrifying, but at the same time really liberating. So liberating.
01:00:08 Yours amazing. You did like a magician character. You had like a top hat, and didn't you take your top off and glip? got a poof down to be tits or something and balloons full of glitter yeah and you're honey was ruby ribbons I was ruby ribbons I was covered in ribbons
01:00:22 as very sexual I was taking off my ribbons rather than my clothes does that count it was great though I was so good I just see this well somebody bloody recorded it so somewhere in the world
01:00:34 that would go viral right now I was about say but camera phones wasn't about eight years ago six years ago seven years ago wasn't that longer was it she just said 20 21 No, it wasn't that long. I was 22. And you're quite old now, aren't you?
01:00:46 It was four years ago. It wasn't that longer, was it? Four or five years ago, yeah. 2012. Four years ago. Time flies, right. So, check out, if you want to find Carla's Twitter, you can go to Fubour Radio.
01:00:57 We've got picture of her and me and Kevin. You are? And you can go and add her and tweet her, and if you want to be part of the gala, get involved people. We're going to pop tomorrow next song, and then we've got our next guest on, who's Brad Watson, movie director.
01:01:12 extraordinary. So, damn. So, damn. Daniel. Right, I'm going to play another song from another movie, obviously. This is actually a song from in the movie, as
01:01:26 in the storyline of the movie. The character's singing, it's sung by George Clooney. George Clooney sings. Yeah, really good. George Clooney songs? George Clooney songs. He did. Damn.
01:01:37 Have you seen the film, Oh, Brother, where art thou? No. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Yeah, of course. Oh, that one. Yeah, obviously. Who hasn't?
01:01:48 It's on Netflix. And honestly, it's like a little gem of a movie. It's about these three convicts in the sort of 20s, 30s in the merit. And they escape from them. Oh, I have seen it. And they're digging and, yeah, it's very cheesy. Is it hold? It's got one of the Baldwin brothers in it, I'm pretty sure.
01:02:03 Well, these, yeah, this is the song I'd always loved from it. It's called I'm a Man of Constant Sorrow. And it just turns you into a hillbilly. You have to sing along. Is it sad? No, it's kind of upbeat for being... Just have a listen. Have a listen, Carla.
01:02:16 Thank you so much for coming on. Thank you. It's been amazing. Let's listen to, I'm a man, constant sorrow. What's the pleasure than meeting you. Back row and chill with Joanna James and Noel Clark on Fubar Radio. We are back in the studio. Hello, welcome back.
01:02:35 I mean Kevin today. And we've got our next guest. We've got Brad Watson, movie director. Hello. Hello, in the studio. How are you? I'm fine. Thank you.
01:02:45 How are you? Thank you so much for coming in. I'm very well. It's the Friday night. It's Friday night. This is all good. It's Friday night. Does that mean we relax now?
01:02:53 Yeah. It's officially past five. It's party time. Do you prefer Zamboca or tequila? Let's get out of tequila. Whatever. Oh, whatever this is. This is straight vodka.
01:03:03 Straight vodka. It's from Russia. It's a pint of vodka there, me then. Okay. So what's your movie director. Let's talk a little bit about Your movies. Hello Dave, is it?
01:03:15 Hello, Steve. Well, Hello's Eve is my latest movie, yeah, that literally just finished it. So if you're going to ask me any questions about anything that's happened in the last six months, I won't know, because all film directors know that. So you wouldn't know that Brad and Angelina have just broke up? What? Yes. No.
01:03:31 Yes? Sorry, thank you. Yes, hello Zeeve is a movie that I literally just finished. I've just crawled out of the edit suite, and we premiered it at, Fright Fest at the end of August and we finished the movie literally a few days before we screened it. When we did screen it, last minute.com. When we did screen it, it was the first time, it was only the second time I've seen the movie all the way through with the finished sound and picture. So that was a little bit unnerving.
01:04:04 And yeah, so that's a movie that we've been making for the last two years, basically. I've been spending my time making that movie. What's Hallowsy? It's a horror film. No, it's a romantic comedy. A romantic horror. What's the message? What's the message?
01:04:19 It's a horror film. I mean, the poster looks amazing. Thank you. That's designed by a fantastic designer called Graham Humphries, who designed the original UK poster for Nightmare and Elm Street. And when's it at?
01:04:31 When's it at? Well, we don't have a release yet. So we're literally just about to start the festival push with it and hopefully get... Have you got any like trailers online or anyone? where people can... There is a trade...
01:04:44 There's the Fright Fest trailer. So if you go to the Fright Fest website, so if you go to Fright Fest, I think it's dot-Ga-Uk... But Google and you go on and you can go on now. Or you can go on to our Facebook page, which is Facebook forward slash Hallows Eve, the Movie UK.
01:05:02 You'll find all the links on there. I'll definitely be having a look. And all the updates will happen on there and the new trailer that will go up, we'll have a link on there as well. The BFI are screening. We are screening at the BFI in October. We've been asked to screen it for, believe it or not, their education system they have.
01:05:21 There's a very good friend of mine, another great director, Mark Price, who's involved with all that. And he's going to do a Q&A with me afterwards. But it's, yeah, they've asked to screen it. It is available. You can buy tickets. It's on October 22nd. Close to Halloween. Yeah, exactly.
01:05:43 But whether by then we might have some news on any kind of sales or any kind of release date in the UK. So what's it about to just if we're going to do like a movie? Okay. What's the message? Okay. The message? There's no message. Hold on.
01:05:56 So yeah, just give us a rundown of what Hallows Eve is about. Oh. In a world. Yes, please do that. Do that. A modern day estate gang. Wow. Find themselves caught up in a late.
01:06:11 in the late 70s, early 80s slasher scenario. Wow. But what's really going on? And who do these, what do these mask men want? You're scary me, that. Don't music go, I can't anymore. Oh, good.
01:06:27 Wow. Basically, it's a modern day estate gang. Man of many talents. Man of many talents. So it's a modern day estate. It's a modern estate gang who find themselves weirdly caught up in this
01:06:39 kind of late 70s, early 80s slash a scenario. type situation and it obviously I can't I don't want to give away too much but it reveals it reveals itself to be some to have a message but I want to hear what that message is you have to see suspense I'm definitely going to see it now
01:06:54 that's good because I like more I'm not into horror horror like proper bloods like you know gore porn I just I'm like yeah well we went to see what was the girl with gifts the girl with gifts oh what did you think it's good really good but she didn't stop jumping and it was I did I did
01:07:11 I like a jump, I like a thriller, but when it's like proper slasher, I just, I'm not watching, I spend more time just watching my hands than watching the actual film. Well, one of the reviews we got from Fright Fest did say that our use of suspense and jumps was a bit more intelligent than most people's. Intelligent jumps? Yeah, so, I mean, so hopefully what I think that means is that we're a little bit less expected, where you think there's going to be a jump, there isn't one, and where you don't think there is, there is.
01:07:41 Which is what it's all about. They actually asked me, Fright Fest, you do all these Q&As and things and you've sent in infos. And one of the questions they asked was, what special award do you think should be invented from Frightfest? And I said the award for the most effective and least telegraph jump scare. That's what I said. Because it's very, very difficult to do that because people know when they're coming now and you've got to be a little bit. Well, I got told when they're coming, a sound recorder artist person who gave me a heads up and was like, you always know when there's going to be a jump because it will go quiet.
01:08:13 You drop. The sound will drop. The sound will drop. The sound will go down and in the silence. So that's why I'm watching a film if the sound goes down. But you kind of know anyway. You kind of just like, no, you go, don't go in that room. Don't open the door.
01:08:24 No. Well, I didn't. That's what you did. We were at like this official, official laudy-dar screening of the girl with the gift. Who's the actresses that came out? Glenn Close and Gemma Artis. Oh, Gemma Artis.
01:08:36 She was like 20 foot from me. And Kevin. I wanted to touch her. I could smell her. I know, I had to peel Kevin off, but it was like, dude. And he had to peel me off going close. But in the middle of the screening, there's me jumping over. And then there's Kevin just shouting out in his like cockney language.
01:08:53 He's like, what you doing? Don't go out of death. Don't do it. You idiot. You nutter. Kevin, we're on a screening. We're like a media screening. Well, I get a little bit carried away.
01:09:03 I enjoy it. I enjoy it very much, you know. You're supposed to clap politely and that's that. No, I'll get too involved. I'm really like... No, absolutely. That's the whole point. Don't go in there, you nutter.
01:09:13 Oh, you wouldn't do that! It was great. But no, Girl with All the Gifts was amazing, but we're going to review it a little bit later in the show. Cool, cool. That's really cool. So what else, apart from this movie, have you got anything that you're looking forward to or that you've done?
01:09:29 Well, my previous movie in this country was called the Seventh Dimension. That's available DVD. and I think London Live was showing it a little while ago so I'm sure it's been popping up on channels all over the place that we got that did really well we got released in 20 countries with that and we got a theatrical release here and that and that was a supernatural thriller really they tried to you know people want to market it as a straight out horror but I was constantly it's not it's not people you know
01:10:01 there's a message people gonna want to know people think they're gonna watch a horror they were for the first sort of 50 minutes of the movie they're going to be and they're going, what's going on? This isn't the horror. But that's much more, that's about sort of Bible-cody, maths and multi-dimensions. Oh, wow.
01:10:17 That was right up my, well, that was my dad's street, actually. He loves all that stuff. Dad, if you're listening, which I think you are. Watch that film. Hello, Dad. And the movie I did... Who's your phagea? What did it do? The movie I did before that was Asylum Night,
01:10:30 which was a really, really low budget, like literally low budget, chuck blood at the screen type horror comedy that was in the same. inspired by, you know, early Peter Jackson and Sam Rameen and all that stuff. And that was, and that did really well. We did quite well. We won the Tromersling Award in Edinburgh for Best UK feature for that.
01:10:47 Oh, we've won one. You've got mine in my cupboard. Everyone's proud of their Tromafling Awards. Well done. Well done. And, yeah, so, so Hallows Eve is my third theatrical feature. And there's been loads of short films, loads of music videos and other projects that are kind of in development that I can't really talk to much about.
01:11:10 I just remembered that I was going to audition for Hall of Zeeves and I didn't get to. You were. You were. That's correct. I didn't know why. I think I was I was filming. That's mine. Yeah, you were. You cancelled at the last minute. I remember. I was filming in a movie called Scottish Muscle in Scotland and that's why I couldn't make your audition. Damn it. But you were coming to another audition. But I did go to another audition of Brad's. Yes.
01:11:33 What was that for Brad? We can't talk about it. We can't really talk about that. It's for a secret project that I auditioned for Brad. Oh, yes. It's a TV project, but we're about to start pitching to people. But we filmed a kind of a teaser flavor thing with Johano in it. So we can't really talk too much about it because obviously it's a... We've said too much already.
01:11:56 Yeah, we've said way too much. I'm going to have to kill everyone. But I have worked with Braddon. You've been directed by Brad. It's a great experience. Ride the film tune, sing the fam tune. Yes. And so did you, at Halle Eve, did you write it, or did you just direct?
01:12:12 I wrote it, I directed it, I co-produced it, and I edited it, and I wrote the score. Wow. Yeah. Everything. But that was because, basically, the movie is a John Carpenter homage as well. So there's a lot of, if anyone knows John Carpenter movies, they'll see references all over that shot to it. And it's got that 80s vibe to it. and everyone kept telling me
01:12:35 oh if it's going to be a John Garmeter Homery are you going to do the music because John Carpenter did all his own scores and I do write music but I thought would be a way to save money, wouldn't you if I did the score? So I auditioned myself I wrote a couple of
01:12:50 I wore a couple of themes and then I sort of kept listening to him on my walk while I was walking the dog for a few months and then when we when we had our original promo to take out I slipped the music in there about telling anyone and then I thought I'd listen to the feedback and the feedback was really good on the music so I didn't tell anyone it was my music so I was like well no it was just I was just I was obviously I was
01:13:13 paranoid that I was like don't you know don't use the music of it's rubbish you know I love movie soundtracks that's what I listen to do you like how smoothly I'm gonna wrap this into it so a movie soundtrack that I've got here is you're nice and jett this is from which one of this is from forest gum it's one of my I love you, Johnny. Yeah. This is Credence, Clearwater, Revival. I believe he said he had to go pee. So we're going to check this out.
01:13:40 We're going to come back, and we're going to challenge you. Facebook live. We're going to do a movie quiz challenge. Oh, no. I'm going to fail me to read. If you're on Facebook, go on my page now, Kevin Freshwater, and be prepared. Can I share the link? Yeah, you can share the link.
01:13:51 Yeah, we're going to share the hell out of the link. Let's just share the shit on this. Try it out there. Damn. Great. We'll be back. Food Bar Radio. Back, Ron, Chill.
01:14:08 Woo. Creedance Clearwater. survival. So we were eating at the same time? What? I'm scared. We were about to play a challenge. Are we ready? Oh my God. I don't have been ready.
01:14:20 It's time for. It's time for. This is not exciting as well. So this is how it's going to go. I'm going to show myself up here. I have prepared some, don't cheat, some movie questions. Yeah, I am. I'm hiding them.
01:14:38 And if you get it right, well done. You win the point. If you get it wrong, you have to. you have to take a bean-boozle jelly bean no if you don't know bamboozle it's from the viral challenge one can taste very lovely but the other could taste like vomit
01:14:53 it's like identical jelly beans and there's no way of telling which is which there's no way of telling which is which green could be lime green could be bogey white could be lemon white could be vomit we did this for a couple weeks back we were all of comedy it was hilarious
01:15:05 okay first who wants to go first as a guest you more than welcome to start Thanks. You're welcome. Right. So, question. Thanks, you're welcome. Number one, we're live off Facebook. Okay, hello guys, we are live. So if you vomit, you vomit live to the internet.
01:15:22 No. Okay, talking of beans. What type of beans does Hannibal Lecter like to enjoy? Oh, ah. With a nice champion. Oh, no, come on. You can take a wagger. I give you a clue.
01:15:41 First line. begins with F. No clues, no lose. He's got to eat a bean. I can, like, hear him saying it, but I can't remember the actual word. I'm going to, I... No.
01:15:52 Pass. She's probably made them as hard as possible. When you tell me, I'm going to know, but... Not obviously. Take a bean, and... Good luck, Brad. There's a spitball if you need to, and then take a bean, and just tell us what flavor you think is.
01:16:03 And look directly into the camera while you're eating the bean. It looks innocent enough. It's sort of a orange. Oh. What is it? What is it? What is it? It's a taste of much, right? A good one.
01:16:20 We've got peach. Is it peach? Is it peach? Oh, he's pouring faces. He's pouring faces, guys. No, it's... Vomit flavour. No, I think it's kind of orangy.
01:16:31 It is kind of orangey. Okay, it's a peach. Oh, he got... Oh, it's peach. Kevin. Mr. Freshwater. Okay. Woody and Buzz are Andy's toys.
01:16:42 Yeah. Who is the next-door neighbor? Oh, Sid. Oh, well done! Yeah! Okay, okay. My ass is getting kicked right now. One, no.
01:16:52 Okay, right, here we go. Back over to you. I'm impressed. In saving Private Ryan, how many of James Ryan's brothers have been killed in combat? Oh, it's... I know this. Three. Well done.
01:17:06 Yes. A point each. Intent. It's getting intense. Mr. Freshwater, back to you. What specific creature does Indiana Jones hate? Jones hate snakes well done
01:17:20 okay back to you I watch a lot of TV lots of movies okay what norm this is 80s I've thought of what type of candy does Elliot use to persuade E.T. to come into his room Reese's pieces yes! You know that one! Too old! Okay oh this one don't think you're gonna know okay against whom are the three
01:17:45 Amigos hired to fight in order to save the village of Santa Poco in three Amigos. I'll have a green bean, please. No, I can give you, I'll give you, wait. Give me a clue, yeah, yeah, chuck me a lifeline.
01:17:58 So I'm one of these four is either El Salvador, it's the bad guy in the movie, El Salvador, El Diablo, El Mariac or El Guapo. The first one. El Salvador. Yes. It's wrong, it's El Guapo.
01:18:12 You know that one. Right. Take a bean. Guess the flavor. shove it in oh wait shove it in like it's Friday night you know
01:18:20 well I'm gonna eat the blue one Dirtin by Tomlandez It's either blue What is the place Toothpaste or What colour is it Green Go for it
01:18:28 Toothpaste would be the good one What's the bad one? Twopost is the bad one Oh Toothpaste Oh No No
01:18:35 Okay Oh like mentful toothpaste Oh Oh wow Oh wow What ain't as bad It's been Which Sonny and Cher song
01:18:45 does Phil in Groundhog Day wake up to you every morning. You babe, I've got you babe. Yeah, in case you can't get it there. I got you, babe. I actually watched it the other day. Yeah, I know. Do you know the musical's coming out?
01:18:58 Groundhog apparently it's a... Oh my gosh, I've run out of questions and you didn't even get to get a nasty bean? Yes. Oh, should I just take a bean just for... Should we all pick one? Should we all just pick one? Russian roulette.
01:19:09 Go, go. Don't look. Don't look. Don't look at the colour. I've got this little orangey-looking... I've got dog. specul one. I've got the same colours I did last time.
01:19:19 I've got the bad one. Really? Ready? What do you free go? That's dog food. I got two page. This one I? Oh, that's dog food.
01:19:31 It tastes like pedigree chum. It's filled. It tastes our pedigree jumps. What's yours? Brad? I think it's the same thing. It's just a little bit stronger. I definitely just got dog food.
01:19:42 I got two page. But it's not bad. Last time I had, I had, I had canned dog food. I had bogey. Can dog food? You know you I've got a pan of
01:19:51 pedigree and you can smell it in the air That's how it tastes That's how it tastes Really Well, well done guys Not that I've ever had dog food Sorry about that I've played That was amazing
01:19:59 That was It was good fun That was good fun Well done thank you so much I don't know who You've got to pretty Even but Brad I think you're to Brad
01:20:07 Let's give it a Brad Team Brad Let's give it Brad It's too kind I think we're Good Good You won that one
01:20:17 There one There must be good ones Come on Let's have a little bit of Diana Ross That is amazing Right, we have got Lucy Passon back in the studio to do film reviews After the break
01:20:36 Thank you so much Brad Watson for coming in Round of applause for Brent And he's amazing film Yeah your film knowledge was Impeccable, well done, well done You don't have to do research, well done And yeah, all the best of luck with Hell as Eve Thank you very very much
01:20:49 Thanks for coming in bro In the cinemas I'll let you guys know If there's any UK release news Yeah Because we will be there We'll be there He'll be there
01:20:56 He'll be shouting at the screen I'll be jumping on a place. Don't get in the room, you nutter! That's basically what happens. Why we're getting into the cinema? Right. Okay, next song. Oh, this one...
01:21:07 I'll still taste dog food. I'm sorry. You're going to go through up and I'm going to play... I got off really lightly. You got off so lightly, I have two players in dog food. It should have been the other way around.
01:21:16 So lightly. Well, maybe my taste balls just don't work anymore. I don't know. Maybe you're like... Take the box there. It's fine. Yeah, I'll take a moment. Nice.
01:21:21 Right, this song is from a very famous song, but it was made even more famous in the 80s. Rom-com ghost Can anyone guess? I'm Jane Melody It is well done Get out my studio
01:21:34 You're way too much around the field It's my film show So piss off Alright And chill With Johanna James And Noel Klaff On Fubar radio
01:21:50 Woo We're coming into the clothes Coming into land As the captain would say If this was A home straight A plane But it's the studio
01:22:00 Right okay we are joined by Lucy Patsler film review thanks for having me again that's all right pleasure pleasure so every week we go off and we do our homework and we watch some films and then we come back and we review them and I love it it's like Homework Club
01:22:15 It's like a little gang isn't it? Yeah It's my first time so Welcome to the gang Is it blood in blood out and we're like Is it like once I'm in I can never leave? No that's it's stuck now I'm stuck very much It's a good place to be stuck is alright
01:22:29 Lucy, you can go first. What was, what have you seen this week? Well, this week I went and saw Blair Witch. Oh, yeah, yeah. I also went and saw Imperium. Okay. The one with Daniel Radcliffe. Oh, yes.
01:22:45 When he's the, um... He goes undercover. Oh, that one. The completely wrong one. Oh, no, I know the one you're talking about. A Swiss Army man. Looks good. Yeah, it does look stupid, but it looks really funny, actually.
01:22:56 But this one was inspired by the career of like this FBI agent called Mark German odd name really considering what he did but he infiltrated the why can't I think of the word
01:23:11 Nazi white supremacists Yeah in America I'm saying based on like a true story or? I think it's sort of inspired by some of the things that he did I think everything that happened wasn't you know word for word true but you know the problem is
01:23:26 Daniel Radcliffe it's Harry Potter He's Harry Potter. He's never get away from him in half-law. He's not going to be... He's Harry Potter infiltrating the wife's supreme, isn't it? It was the weirdest thing. Like, yeah, at the beginning he had this like mop of hair
01:23:37 and then he shaved his head to like get in with the gang. But you're still Harry Potter? He's still Harry Potter. He'll always be Harry Potter. And he's like getting these toes and saying he's really, really disgusting. Griffin's! Yeah. Like he's horrible racial slurs and like getting him with all these awful skinheads.
01:23:52 And he's a kid. Harry, stop it. Harry, what are you doing? Get your wand out and stop these people. exactly I mean it's an important film in the fact that these things still happen people need to watch it there is and you know it was really quite uncomfortable to watch
01:24:09 at some time some points but you know it wasn't really that good okay okay so that's a slow one okay so that's gonna... You're a wizardary the review is gonna be oh hello that's my favourite I have no.
01:24:28 You nailed it, Kevin. Well done. X Factor. Okay, so you also saw Blair Witch. Yes. How did you find that? Now, it scared the shit out of me. But I was completely on my own in the screen. No.
01:24:42 I didn't know this was going to happen. I do solo cinema a lot, but I always check that there's other seats booked. Now, I don't know whether they were lying to me or they were broken or what. Because I got in there, not a single soul came in. Oh. Yeah. So obviously I did crap myself. It was scary.
01:24:57 It was jumping, blah, blah, blah. But it was the laziest horror film we've ever seen. Quite lazy. It was basically the exact same film as the first film. But we have a couple more people and updated technology. I like the updated technology now. I thought that was really clever. It was clever with the earpiece cameras and the drones and things.
01:25:16 It was really clever. Now, if the original film didn't exist at all, this would be an amazing film. You know, I can't take away from the fact that it was scary. it was, you know, it was well-made, well-acted, you know, this, that and the other. But it was lazy. It was a rip-off of the original film. And just because that made, what, like, something ridiculous, like $600 million, doesn't mean this one's going to. I know.
01:25:37 Damn. I'm like a $60,000. Caching. Totally. Totally. But, I mean, even the last shot of the film is exactly the same. And it's just, no, I don't like it. No.
01:25:48 No. No. Okay, so that's a no for you. No. That's a no for a... Well, I liked it, so I think that's going to be a... Nope, nope, you know that, you note it. Yep, nope.
01:25:57 Well, I went to see, well, we went to a screening of the girl with all the gifts. I'm so lucky. Really? It was so good. We went in kind of blind because we haven't read the book. We didn't know anything about it. We just got invited and we just. Well, I watched the trailer to it and I thought, ooh.
01:26:12 Yeah, I thought the trailer. And then when I was there, the celebrities, they all walked out. And do you know I like a lot? Gera-Arterson. Oh, she's beautiful. I could smell her. She walked straight past. I nearly touched her.
01:26:23 and then Glenn Close walked out I was like I thought it's just a screening but the film is amazing it's set in a in a dystopian you like all that stuff I love that I love like when the world's messed up and everyone's dying my favourite
01:26:40 you're sick you're sick Tara you need treatment all right I'm in the film review mode it's about in the future it's kind of a zombie film but they don't use the word zombie because they're They've got a disease, aren't they? They're not actually zombie.
01:26:55 It's like an infection. To the brain. Like the rage. Like a fungal infection. It's a fungal infection. So basically, it's as if everybody just gets really severe thrush and goes, but they're right. Brain frush.
01:27:07 They did it so well. And it's like, so in this sort of alternative reality in the future, people get this fungus and it turns them into essentially zombies and they are fast. They are hungry for blood. And it's about this. There's a survivor. A couple of surviving scientists and whatnot in this base. And they have got about 12, 20 kids who are called,
01:27:30 well, they're called Hungries, the people who are like the zombies instead of zombies. Because the kids are born with a different kind of disease. They're still human, but they smell the... They're second generation hungry. Yeah. So they look like... That sounds a lot nice. They'll eat your cat, but they'll be playing nice.
01:27:45 Yeah. They look lovely, they look normal, but they're all strapped into these... Yeah, I saw that in the trailer, and I think, if you're strapped into... Why? You're strapping them down. All these children are strapped down heavily into these wheelchairs and these neck braces. Would you agree it's a musty? Oh, I'm definitely going to go to you.
01:27:58 It's a musty. And it's not, it's action-packed, but it's also really realistic. It's, you just feel like the way that they filmed it and it's so close to home and they keep the camera closed. And it's all like the sound. I said to Kevin, I was like, was it me or did it? All the sounds are just up to 100. So if you hear someone breathing is like, yeah. And you're living it.
01:28:17 And it's basically about, that's exactly. That was just Kevin before. when Gemma Arston was out. It was like Kevin put your tongue away, mate. Put your chin up. It was really, it's a powerful film. It's all about the relationships, really, between this teacher who teaches these children
01:28:36 who have got the virus. Gemma. Yeah, so Gemma. And this little amazing, the actress who plays this little girl, she's like a genius one. She's really good as well. Yeah. And so she's fighting between being human
01:28:51 and being a zombie, I guess, and she can't control these, like, these urges, and she has to wear this, like, plastic mask over her face. It's a huddle-a-hack-ha. Kind of like that, to stop her, but she's the sweetest little girl. But she's like... It's such a twisty-twist.
01:29:04 There's twisting, twister-man. Oh, I love a Disney fan. So, basically, that's coming out. That'll be out. I think that's coming out next week. I'll have to double-check when that is. But Google Girl with the Gifts, watch the trailer guys. Is what?
01:29:21 Glenn Close in it, which is amazing. Because I haven't seen Glenn Close properly. Well, I got her confused with, who's the one from Lady, the Devil Weets Prada? Oh, Merrill's? So I'm telling everyone, oh, Mel Streif's in there. What? They look exactly the same.
01:29:35 They look exactly the same. Except like, different. Same is different. She's the boat who was in Devils Prada. Yeah, that's the one. Yeah, that's the one. That's the one. He's in there.
01:29:47 There's a couple of films that are coming out this week that I wanted to mention. and got the magnificent seven. I haven't seen it, but I really want this. Is that the cowboy one? Yeah, the cowboy one. So I'm going to be heading out of that. Oh, we've just got a question in for you, Lucy.
01:30:00 It says from James, hey, I'm not sure if Lucy's been asked this question before. What does she think about this summer's blockbusters doing so poorly at the box office? Most of the summer's smash hits haven't done as well as predicted. Oh. Good question, James. The problem we have there is that my opinion on films isn't usually. the same opinion as the Massius with things like
01:30:24 Suicide Squad. Yes. What was your opinion on Suicide Squad? I had to watch it twice to find out what was wrong with it because I sat there pulling a cringe face after about 20 minutes. It wasn't that great, was it?
01:30:37 It wasn't, but once I watched it again, I realised that if you removed the Enchantress completely, yes, yes. Got rid of her, it's all a bit Masters of the Universe with her, like, eight years and all that dancing.
01:30:49 Was it? was she the right person for the world? I don't know. Yeah, she is beautiful. This is beautiful. It's Cara Delavine. This is the problem and that sort of takes away from it. She's Harry Potter over again. Exactly, exactly, exactly.
01:31:00 But I think if you took that out and also there was a lot of shots that looked like they were filler, looked like they had to get Will Smith's face on the screen again and whoever else's face on the screen again just for more time. It was poorly edited, I think. And I don't know. It was patchworked. It was filmed. Wasn't it? It was filmed all out of order.
01:31:19 And the split second that Joga appeared now and again, it's like, a bit more Joker, I know. Yeah. And what's his girlfriend's name? Harley Quinn. Oh, she's beautiful. Dang, Daniel. Jam up, move aside.
01:31:32 Harley Quinn's around. But, you know, I think my attitude towards it was it's a moment in cinema that needed to be witnessed. Yeah. You know, yeah, it failed, but, you know, I think it still did a lot of money. Will there be a pot too? I don't think so. I don't think there will.
01:31:49 Will it be like a whole, like a... They're trying to get the joke or a Joker. They're trying to get a Joker and Harley movie. Because that was the only thing that I really enjoyed. The buildup, the beforehand. I enjoyed their story. Yeah, I did. So...
01:32:00 I'd like to see more of that. And also, I think Jared Lerner, he was a bit mixed on the performance there. He had a lot of Jack Nicholson and a lot of Heath Ledger and mixed them together. And it sort of was really jarring, I thought. It wasn't quite right. Well, to be fair, we didn't get to see the whole... We only got to see 15 minutes as probably hours of... Yeah, there was quite a lot, wasn't there?
01:32:20 So, yeah, but thanks very much, James. That didn't actually really answer your question, but, you know, I'm going to talk about it. That's good. Thanks, James. Thanks, James. Bye now. I managed to fit in a lot of screenings this week, and I went to see a film called War on Everyone, which was Alexander.
01:32:35 Is that when you made special friends? That's why I did make a special friend. Who was that special friend? Was it Alexander Scar's card? Did you make friends? No, I wish I did. I wish I did. So let me tell the story.
01:32:44 So what happened was I went to a screening, and it was almost like I was alone in the little screenings. room in the cinema and I was like this is odd I thought there was going to be packed of media people and then suddenly last minute his guy walked in the door and I just said to him oh great there's someone else great thank you I thought it was going to be on my own and then it was
01:33:01 only Jonathan Ross oh my gosh I was like I didn't need to be trying to sit on his lap and everything and he came in he was like you manifest next to you I'm like a lot of you and then we just got talking and then it was like do you think anyone else is going to turn up just for us just like banter
01:33:17 you had a date with Jonathan Roy actually had a private date with Jonathan Ross. Amazing. And we watched the movie and it was quite funny. Like, just before it started, he was like, if I fall asleep, like, wake me up. I was like, don't worry, I'll kick you, mate. I'll kick you, my guy. And then, like, half we do the film.
01:33:30 It was a very odd film, more than everyone. I don't think it's very odd. You're going to have to watch it. It's like a dark comedy. It's supposed to be up these two cops, Alexander Scar's God, and I have forgotten the name of the other. Michael Penner. Yeah. They play these like cop buddies.
01:33:45 It's a cop buddy comedy. Oh, okay. But it's also. Which has never been done before. for Stephanie's got some original idea. And they're trying to go for really dark jokes but they're also going, the film's also trying to be like really
01:33:56 art house. Jumbled tone all over the place. It's really jumbled tone and like me and Jonathan, me and Jonathan Ross, we kept, he was looking at me in the film and I was looking at him and we're giving each other eyebrows once. Side eye and Jonathan Ross. And then we kissed. And then...
01:34:13 We made out in the back. One thing led to another He was super really nice So yeah I got to hang out with Jonathan And as an actress as well In my head I was like I'll see you in a couple of years I'm gonna be on your show I'm gonna be on your show I'm that yellow couch
01:34:32 Yep And so that was exciting And then the second film I saw I saw last night I went to the screening of it It was a really really early pre-screening Because it's not going to be out until November But it's called Arrival And it's Amy Adams
01:34:43 Atticke and Forrest Whitaker and it's like a sci-fi. I love sci-fi. It's sci-fi with a difference. It's more like psychological sci-fi. So it's set in when aliens come to Earth and 12 alien spaces all over different points of the world
01:34:58 they come to Earth. And it's about them getting teams Amy Adams plays like a language specialist. I'm pretty sure it sounds familiar like this film. Independence Day. No, no, no. Again, another original idea. You'd think it'd be like that,
01:35:11 but it is an original idea because it's not really about the aliens coming. It's a, it's a bit. about and the way it's filmed as well, it's all close camera. It's all like time. Time is really messes with you because it's not in linear order the film. So it all makes sense at the end, but there's brilliant twists. And you kind of leave the cinema being like, whoa, I've got a lot to think about.
01:35:32 What if I'm just life? Yeah. It's all about like, yeah, what if you knew what was going to happen? Would you still, it's like the choices? Would you still, would you still do something if you knew the consequences of your actions and stuff? What's that other one in South Africa when the aliens come? What's that old one?
01:35:48 District 9. Facking prong. I love that film. The little prongs. The little baby one. Ferry. Fekin' prong. That was a really good accent. More pirate than that.
01:36:00 I would say thumbs up. Thumbs up to that one, to our rival. So thank you so much Lucy for coming on. Thanks for having me. Thank you, Kevin, for doing my partner in crime. You'll be back, I'm sure. I have been Kevin, and you can find me on Facebook. Just look me up and I'll be there.
01:36:14 so I'm going to play one of my last songs. This is by Elton John, Tiny Dancer, and I'm going to leave it up to you to guess or research which film it is from. Thank you so much. Have it a fantastic Friday. We'll see you next week on Back Row and Chill.
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