Back Row and Chill with Jahannah James and Noel Clarke - Stay Home Special Series - Episode 9 - Jade Dragon, Osy Ikhile, Kent Jones & Lucy Patterson

Episode Date: October 24, 2016

Jahannah James was joined by co-host Teej for a guest-packed show. As well as discussing all the latest from the TV/film world, they chatted to London-based rapper Jade Dragon about his upcoming track... release, actor Osy Ikhile about his latest films and producer Kent Jones about his new single, ‘Alright’.

Transcript
Discussion (0)
Starting point is 00:00:00 This is a Fubar Radio podcast. Go to Fubaradio.com for more details. Back row and chill with Johanna James and Noel Clark on Fubar Radio. Can't quite do it. I like that. Was she hand clapping stuff? It's the cup song. It's like the cup song.
Starting point is 00:00:25 From pitch perfect. It is the cup. Welcome everybody. It's Johanna James. And T.J. A.k.a. T. World. Filling in for Noel Cah today on Back Row and Chill. Yes.
Starting point is 00:00:41 It's Friday. Oh, wow. Thank God it's Friday. We might have to get that tune, don't today? Ooh, get that Friday feeling kick started. Mm, yeah. You've had coffee today, or something.
Starting point is 00:00:54 Johanna. That's how rumours start, you know. That is how rumours start. Me. How are you? How are you? I'm really, really, really, really, really, really good. This is, like, my last couple days in London.
Starting point is 00:01:09 Where are you going? we should well I'm going away to Northampton I'm going to be in a play I don't know if I can say but it's a Disney production that was in New York like in 2012
Starting point is 00:01:26 it won like four Tony Awards so now they're trying to spend the last four years trying to get it to England and basically I've been casted in this new production it's quite a dark play because it was adopted by Disney and put them to Broadway and stuff like But...
Starting point is 00:01:41 A dark Disney play? A dark Disney play. But I can't say too much. But remember Disney make Marvel and all that stuff now as well. So Disney getting a bit darker, aren't they? They are. They are.
Starting point is 00:01:51 So look out for that. So this will be my... This would be like my last show till next year. You're like officially a Disney kid now. Oh, shut up, Johanna. So you've gone from... Why are you going to go there?
Starting point is 00:02:02 If people don't know, TJ started off on CBBC. Thank you, Johanna. On that little show called Kaching. Yes. Yes, you did. So now you've gone from CCHIS to Disney. Yeah, from CBBC to Disney.
Starting point is 00:02:15 I'm slowly working my way up. You're growing up. Niconodian next. Nicolodian. Did you say just say Nicodian? Nicodian. Did you say just say what I said? Look here. I said what I said what I said, God, I said what I said it. Well, only on Tuesday. I don't know if seen anything this week you think super good or super shit,
Starting point is 00:02:41 then tweet us at fulbarredio.com or emailing chill at fubaradio.com. We want to hear your thoughts. What are you been watching? Yes. What have been loving, what you've been hating. Let us know. Join the movie club. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:52 We've got some guests in today. Yes, yes, yes. We have a Jade Dragon. He's an actor slash model slash... God. Yes. Something like that. Yeah, and a rapper, like, he's really cool.
Starting point is 00:03:06 I went to see him live the other day he's like got a real fresh sound for rap I mean it's like he's bringing nice garage the real UK sound but he's not following the whole trap thing that everyone's doing he's just being himself and he's a real breath of fresh air to UK rap and there was lots of different artists there
Starting point is 00:03:27 but yeah he really stood out and we've got him on a radio show today so I'm looking forward to that We've also got Ossie Achilles Yes he's good great actor great actor a friend of mine and also a really cool skater. God, you just know everyone, don't you? Yeah, well, you know, it says you.
Starting point is 00:03:41 You just know everybody. And you went... And what about you? What have you been up to? What this week? Yeah, I saw a video with you and this, that boy, what's his name? And you're just the same and it's really funny. Joe Tasker?
Starting point is 00:03:54 Joe Tasker, that's it. Yeah. So I've been making, so what I do when I'm not doing radio stuff and film stuff. She's a mega YouTuber, like the funniest female and, well, my favorite female on YouTube. So if you've got a problem and you want to argue out, yeah, hashtag and say, well, I've got on TJ in it, yeah, and we'll talk it out. But yeah, yeah. No, she's on it today, people.
Starting point is 00:04:16 Watch out. On the internet world, it got pretty big this week. Crazy stuff's been happening. So I've been meeting other creators. I'm already friends with a couple of the big internet guys like Dapalas. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I've made friends with Joe Tazca, who's another guy.
Starting point is 00:04:31 And he makes such funny videos. And we teamed up, we made a couple of videos. and I had like my first proper major viral video this week. Really? Yeah. So, you know. Was that that one was the major one? No, no.
Starting point is 00:04:45 The major one was one I did with Tube Tube, and it was called When Bay wants attention. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I see that. I see that. And he kept ignoring, ignoring you, ignoring you. And after, at the end, you have to watch. I want to spoil the ending. I'm going to spoil it.
Starting point is 00:04:58 But, boy, you get some payback. Payback to a bitch. It was just mootles. We made the video. We stuck it up on Sunday night And then it started just started getting views And more views and more views Flipping how old are you
Starting point is 00:05:11 Guess where it is now What the figure is? How many views it's got? Ballpark figure 10,000 No 20,000 No much bigger than that mate Okay like 150,000
Starting point is 00:05:25 Way bigger, go way bigger Way bigger Not a mill It's got 29.3 million You Whoa! Play the yes button. Play the yes button.
Starting point is 00:05:34 Yep. Oh gosh. I told you, you see, I should be called like mystic meg or septic peg or something like this. Septic peg. Because I predicted that you would be great, like, like, from when I first met you. And even like the people you work, if you've got a real eye for it. Like that guy Jay Watts, who you worked with, you did a sketch. I was involved in that sketch of you as well.
Starting point is 00:05:57 And Shabba. Shabra and stuff like that. And he's just done a... a YouTube thing and it's gone viral as well where it's you know the clown the clown thing that people are doing oh the scary clowns he did a clown prank to a peter dude and it went horribly wrong so he said that's really blown up and you were the first one of the first people to kind of spy him and stuff like that so man I'm I'm in awe of you I'm glad to work with you and I'm gonna keep watching your stuff well TJ you were my you were the first person I ever did an internet collab video with oh snap so guys are home if you want to check out all these videos we're talking about Go to, on Facebook, you've got Facebook, go to Johanna James. Yes. And Teage World. And Teage World. Yes.
Starting point is 00:06:38 T.W.J. World. And you can check out all these crazy viral videos because it's great fun. It's great fun. All right. So we've got an interview on as well. Oh, yeah. What did you do? Who did you interview this week? Well, you know that, that song, right? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:50 I'm going to sing it for you. Okay, go. I'm going to do. How about a he where the bed here. Amazing. Yeah, that song there, right? Yeah. It's, um, Kent Jones, basically, side to.
Starting point is 00:07:01 the best DJ Callidge label works with Cool and the guy who's like good friends of Israel and stuff like that so yeah like got the opportunity to interview him. It's my first outside interview well outside the station
Starting point is 00:07:17 interview. What are you coming out? What? I'm coming out I want the word to know. Woo! No! Not to confuse any body. You are on fucking fire today, I tell you what.
Starting point is 00:07:35 But yes, no, I'm not coming out, but yes, I did interview Kent Jones. Outside. Yeah, outside. Not in the closet. And it was a great interview. He's down in the UK promoting his new single, All Right. And we didn't speak anything about that, but we spoke about everything else but the new single. But I did.
Starting point is 00:07:55 Great job, T.J. That's what I say, but that's food bar radio. It's what we do, man. We don't like the other shitty radio stations. Well, I mean, you know, what if you were just the best, I'm biased, say something in it. If you've got a problem, hashtag TJ Watergwam, we'll talk it out.
Starting point is 00:08:09 Brazen, right, I've got a load of random songs. I haven't got Noel this, because every week Noel tells me how shit my song choices are, and I'm like, ha-ha, I know it here. So I can play what I want. So I've gone through the film, my movie soundtracks, and I found some weird and wonderful songs that we can play. You'll give me some eyebrows.
Starting point is 00:08:26 Don't you be Noel as well? I'm just saying, just because Noel ain't here, don't mean I'm not going to cush you out. If you're shit, isn't it? All right. I'll call it a speed of speed. Okay. But I believe in you.
Starting point is 00:08:35 This is one of the great films from, I think it was the year before last, I believe. I'm going to... It wants to be good. Look at her. She's shaking and sweating right now. I'm nervous for a different reason. Okay. Right, let me play with...
Starting point is 00:08:49 I often have that effect on people. I'm going to play you a little bit and see if it's from. Can you guess it? Can you guess? My girl's talking your belly. Back row and chill with Johanna James. And Noel Clark on Fuba Radio. Django.
Starting point is 00:09:10 In the break, Tisha's got given a load of chocolate. Hey, and I can't eat quite a you. Aren't you chocolate enough? Yay! Yeah, you can come again, you know. All right. Are you fan of Django? Do you like that film?
Starting point is 00:09:23 I am. Jamie Foxx. I absolutely love that film. I'm sorry I'm chewing, guys. These chocolates are so moor wits. What are they? Snickers. Snickers over Mars all the time.
Starting point is 00:09:32 Yeah, mate, I'm Snickers. I'm club snickers. Mars is too sweet. It's too sweet. And it's got no nuts. Are you nuts? Got to get some nuts. Come on, get those nuts, bro.
Starting point is 00:09:40 Gobble, gobble, gobble. Yeah. Yes, I absolutely loved the movie Django. I'm a great fan of Tarantino. Oh, I didn't like that. The most recent one he did.
Starting point is 00:09:53 Oh, the cowboy one? Yeah. Is it eight? Oh, what is it? Eight people? Eight straight? I don't know. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:01 What do you mean? The greatest eight or something? Yeah, great eight. It's great eight, eight, eight escape. Help us out, guys, help us out. Yeah, but they were lost long winded and that, oh, it was just dead. No. It's like, I was not feeling that.
Starting point is 00:10:15 Um, I'd auditioned up with Denzel Washington, and that looks kind of amazing. Magnifices and seven. Yeah, that looks so good. I mean, I'm getting, sevens mixed up, yeah. I know. Too many cowboy films are getting with numbers. Like, come on, guys. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:28 It's really, but it looks really, really, really, really good. I'm looking forward to going to watch that. I think it'd be great because they said that they, a lot like, like a strange thing where they really play homage to the kind of western things and, you know, classic shots and the guy falling off the top of the thing and then to the tavern.
Starting point is 00:10:50 So they really, like, really captured that. So it sounds amazing. I look forward to seeing that, really. Yeah, I want to go and look at it. It looks warm. And like the soundtrack to Django is one of the whole, one of the only soundtracks I've bought the entire, sometimes I normally pick a song and down know one or two songs, but I took the whole Django soundtrack
Starting point is 00:11:05 because I thought that was such a thing. He used them. Although, did I have a bit of an embarrassing moment, though. Why? Because, you know, when you're having Netflix and chill. Or back row and chill. Or back row and chill. And you're having your chill.
Starting point is 00:11:17 Tell me. You put, like, you put the shuffle on, right? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. The shuffle? You put the shuffle at the iPod. Oh, shuffle, okay.
Starting point is 00:11:26 That's not a move. I thought that I didn't know about. No. What? Where have I been? You don't do the shuffle? What? What?
Starting point is 00:11:32 No. So, you know, we had it on the old shuffle on the iPod. And then that song came on, Django. And you cannot to that song. You cannot. You can't do the... The rhythm. You can't do the...
Starting point is 00:11:46 The he. Put the ugly. The hub of the hair. Oh, my God. You know what I mean? Intercourse. You cannot intercourse to that song. Just as a warning, if you think that's not going to go down.
Starting point is 00:11:59 So make sure that's not on your shuffle. Well, I mean... I don't... Yeah, it is kind of awkward, in it? What do you do? The rhythm of it is just, it's all off and it's too dramatic. Django! Django!
Starting point is 00:12:10 It's like, what? It's a very epic. I think the most awkward song for me to have intercourse to would be... Spice Up Your Life, by the Spice Girls! Everybody and every girl! That's a gangster tune. Even Tupac listen to that. All right, all right.
Starting point is 00:12:26 No, do you know what, yeah? I actually, talking to that, I do have a Spice Girl song that goes in my slow-jong compilation. Oh, really? Right? Okay. And it goes right, you know, between, you know, right between Genuane and Usher here, in the middle,
Starting point is 00:12:39 right, is to become won by the spice skills. Oh my God. I need some love like I never live. Hey, baby, making children, you know. Gotta make love to you, baby. That is a special night for any date of yours, mate. Hey, the whole room would be lubricated. Nice and moist.
Starting point is 00:13:00 Yes. Okay. Right, well, um, We've got loads more. Oh, okay, let me go for another song then. Okay. Oh, do you, have you seen the film, Billy Elliott? Yes, yes, yes, yes, I have.
Starting point is 00:13:10 You have seen the film. I thought the stage show is finished now. It ended this year. I managed to catch one of the last ever performances of it. Is it? I'm pissed. It was so good. I never got an audition to play Billy and Billy Elliot.
Starting point is 00:13:20 I don't know why. Maybe, uh... We'll talk about Leo. It's because you're so tall. But I shaved. Oh, me. My armpit. Well, I know. Me and you, we can be Billy a lit right now in the studio.
Starting point is 00:13:36 We're going to dance to this. This is I Love to Boogie by T-Rex. With Spabinson, it's Kent Jones. And usually I like to be in the front, but right now this is back row and chill. What? Done, no. Oh, my God. When I see me, I love you. You know what I'm saying? I'll come proper. I am fubar for a fruit.
Starting point is 00:13:57 If you cut my, if you cut my wrist right now, yeah, it will bleed yellow and black, and it will say fubar. I don't have blood cells. I've got fubar cells. I have fubber cells. I am down for the tip. Trust me, yeah. Oh my God, so we're going to play your interview. Yeah, you're going to play it now? No, not now, but we're going to wait. We're going to tease people.
Starting point is 00:14:13 Yeah, yeah, tease people. I was so nervous. I was so nervous. Really? It was worse than going on our first date. I was thinking, oh, these people let me out at the studio. Like, oh, man. Yeah, I'm outside.
Starting point is 00:14:26 They let me out in civilization. You are out. I'm going to get you every time you say that. Oh, my gosh, Johanna, you are on fire today, man. it. Whoa. What can the phone? Okay.
Starting point is 00:14:42 Okay, slack that, yeah? Yeah. Okay, okay. So, is there anything you're looking forward to see as well? Well, right now, oh my God, yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:52 I want to see, I didn't get to see it, but I really want to see it. I just hit myself in the tip. Did you see that? No, I did. I was so excited. I slapped my own tape.
Starting point is 00:15:00 I'm excited. Self-harm in a new way. I really want to see the new Stalks animation movie. Really? How old are you? Apparently, it's amazing. There's like so many jokes for adults.
Starting point is 00:15:11 Is it? Yeah, like, apparently, like, a lot of kids are like, it's not really funny, but all the adults are like, ha, because it's amazing. That face, do that face again. Do that face again. Ha! I love it.
Starting point is 00:15:23 Okay. Rubber face. Yeah, sounded like a stalk as well. Yeah, got my stalk on. I want to see, what do I want to see? You want to see that, Magnificent Seven. I wanted to see Inferno, the new Tom Hanks movie. What's that?
Starting point is 00:15:36 Oh, my God. Oh, is it the trilogy is from the... Angels and Demons and Da Vinci Code. Yeah, yeah, I saw that. I've read the book. When I read the book, I was like, please make this into a movie. I can't believe Tom Hanks got signed on again
Starting point is 00:15:48 because it's so good. Yeah, well, you shouldn't say, no, he's good. I really like Tom Hanks, you know. He's one of my favorite actor. He's decent. He's just like a nice guy. You didn't see when he, what's it, photo bomb the wedding couple in the park.
Starting point is 00:16:00 He was walking through the park. And he just seems so nice. I mean, I've liked him since Forrest Gump, like one of the best films, like top 10 films ever, for me, at least. You've got a problem, you know what, to do. Hashtang, Walguan, TJ. But I think it's actually amazing.
Starting point is 00:16:15 I think he's a lovely guy. So I think I'm going to give that a chance. I'm not a great fan of the sagas. I'm definitely going to give it a chance. Oh, no, it's good. And, like, the film really, like, made me think. Because basically, the premise for this film is that, well, it's more like, not terrorists as in sort of Middle East and Texas,
Starting point is 00:16:32 but scientific terrorists. Oh, snap. They're going to release a virus. on the whole human race in like 24 hours or something. Like a computer virus? No, no, no, as in like a biochemical virus. Oh, yeah, yeah, I knew that. And it's all about, like, the World Health Organization.
Starting point is 00:16:51 And the theme of the whole book is we're doing so much to save everybody on the world right now that we're actually overpopulating massively. And then there's like a graph in the book that is a real actual graph from the World Health Organization saying that because so many people, we're living longer and everyone's being saved, well, not everyone, but, you know, so, met more than, in the whole of medical history. So we are so overpopulated that by, in the next 100, 200 years, we are going to be, there's going to be no space for humans.
Starting point is 00:17:18 So the terrorists are saying that we need to depopulate by half to save the race forever. Oh, hey, that's a matrix deep shit right there! Oh my gosh. Hey, do you know what? What? Wow. You've absolutely blown my mind. It made me think, it made me think, like, okay, is it right to save everybody?
Starting point is 00:17:38 I mean, we're getting deeper, we're going on a bit deeper. This is what the film's about. Is it, is it, should we save every single person or should we look at, like, the longevity of the race of the humans? I'll be honest to you, yeah. There's a couple people I don't like that need to die, in it, yeah? So really, like, you get me, like, if you, I'm down for it, you get me, like, some people need to go in it.
Starting point is 00:18:00 Like, don't like you, you annoy me, your breast stink. No, I'm joking, no, I'm joking. I don't know, it's a rock and a hard place. I'm not the decided, so... I don't know, but I'm definitely going to give that movie a watch. I think it's going to hurt my brain, like, when I first watched The Matrix. I have a fear. I think Lucy's seen it, so later on she's going to give us a good review
Starting point is 00:18:18 to see whether the film is worth it. Do you know what I want to see? I really want to see... A Doctor Strange. Oh, yeah. A Doctor Strange, like, the Marvel film, yeah. Like, that looks absolutely sick. Like, I can't believe that.
Starting point is 00:18:34 And also, um, uh, J.K. Rowling's new thing How to Catch a Beast I think it's called Oh no Magical Beast Magical Beast Sorry about that
Starting point is 00:18:44 Yeah I want to see that as well That looks really good And it's got my guy From Theory of Everything In it as well Eddie Red Main And Red Main
Starting point is 00:18:53 I'm gonna be interviewing him I think next month November For that movie For that movie You mean we Are going to be into All right
Starting point is 00:19:01 You can come along Well I can come along You can hold the mic Hold the mic The handbag One of the two I don't mind You get me like
Starting point is 00:19:06 Both. You've got two hands. I'll be there. I mean, you know what I'm saying? I must be there like this drooling and dribbling like and crying like in the corner, yeah. So yeah, that sounds absolutely amazing. But I want to see that as well. Those are the two movies on my hit list right now. What is on your hit list, guys, everyone out there. Like what are you going to go and see this weekend?
Starting point is 00:19:25 What are you going to give a go? What are you going to give a miss email in chill at Fulbar Radio.com? Speak to us. Let us know. Minions. And we shall shout you out. We shall shout you out on the show if we get your email in. Right, so when I was playing my jungle
Starting point is 00:19:39 You were talking about a soundtrack And you were saying that actually there was another song on there Yeah, that you prefer So I thought in fairness We should probably play your song too Yeah, I am So who sings this one, teach? I think rookie roles
Starting point is 00:19:53 And it's very false It's called 100 black coffins So in back row and chill That's right Yeah Oh, I did it. Bit the whistle. Okay, yeah, I give that one.
Starting point is 00:20:20 That was great. That's what I'm saying. We got a first email in, well done, from Ben. It says, hey, guys, love a Django tune. Ha! Oh, wait, which one did you mean? Which one? Which one?
Starting point is 00:20:31 Come on. Be more specific. Specifices. I'll just say Pacific, but not like the ocean. Is Tarantino's soundtrack better than his films? I think so. possibly It depends which film you're talking about
Starting point is 00:20:47 and which soundtrack you're talking about Do you know? Thanks Ben shout out for being the first G to email in Yeah you Look at you get old gangster after that tune It does something to you don't it? I know
Starting point is 00:20:57 Whizzo and out comes Whee ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Gangster Johanna I've got a gangster Do you know my gangster name What's a gangster name? It's tequila I discovered her
Starting point is 00:21:16 I just got after I had one too many tequila Oh shit My name is tequila. Oh shit. Hey, get me a bar of tequila, A-sat. Let's go tequila on the show. Let's get her on the show.
Starting point is 00:21:27 Oh my gosh. I need to see. I love it. I think I didn't have it. I don't have it going to name. Teage World isn't like... No, Tage World, that's just like my... I don't know.
Starting point is 00:21:39 That's just me. That's an insight into my mind. It's the best way I can describe myself for T's World War. But my nickname, when I was younger, when I wasn't going to acting club and stuff like that. I would be trying to
Starting point is 00:21:52 emcee and DJ and stuff like that. So we started up a few crews and so on and so forth. But my MC name was Munchy. Okay, but then got shortened to Munch, yeah? Because I was super fat. And my mates used to call me like, fat boy, not slim.
Starting point is 00:22:11 But, you know, boys would be boys and we used to rip piss out of each other anyway. So I gave as good as I got. But yeah, I was chubby. When chubby, and then I got older, I realised, you know, Trubby, he wasn't cute, and he wasn't working for me, so I shredded the weight. You shredded that. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:26 Yeah, yeah. That's where. If I tense, you see me, yeah, I've got a six-pack here, but it's a dormant six-pack. Do you know what I'm saying? Yeah. So it's there, but it's relaxing. You know, like, when the bear sleets through the winter and that, yeah? It's what my six-pack.
Starting point is 00:22:40 It's just hibernating there. That's what I'm saying. And also, you have to catch me at the right angle. You have to look at me 90 degrees, tilt your head sideways, and then put your arm behind your back. And then you can see the real me. Yeah, no, that's the same. Everyone's got their good angles. That good angle.
Starting point is 00:22:53 No your angles, people. Know your angles. Yes. Is it? Have you got, have you got any tricks talking about angles? Like, have you got any tricks or things that you like to do when you're filming on set or like an angle or there's something like to do? I have a certain side of my face that does look better on camera.
Starting point is 00:23:11 I've worked that out and like doing films and movies and stuff. I'm like, could I be on the left? Because I just look a bit better on the left. But do you know what it is actually? You know who's your best friend on set? Who? You need to make friends with right away. The lighting guys.
Starting point is 00:23:26 Oh, the DOP and the sparks and that. Honestly, the lighting guys, they can make you look the most amazing or they can make you look like you got a tash. Oh, which for women is horrendous. So you need to make sure you say your please and thank yous and your hellos and goodbyes and you like, you lick the lighting guys ass. Oh, what? I never knew. I'm just a polite person anyway, yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:47 Well, you need to be lit, mate. Yeah, of course. That's it. All right, Johanna, I ain't too. No, but my skin, yeah, is of darker, darker, darker complexion, yeah. So it needs to be lit, like, my skin, it's not even the color my skin, yeah. It's the actual, like, grading on my skin. It sucks up light.
Starting point is 00:24:08 It's like, I'm part black hole, you know, like. It just sucks up light. So I remember being on set, like, sometimes on set, I used to be quite friendly with my son. So they used to give me my own light and I get like, you know you got them reflectibles. You got the white one, then you got the silver one. I used to get the gold one.
Starting point is 00:24:24 You got the gold reflector. Yeah, you what? But I think it's because I was nice at everyone, so they're making me look all gold and stuff and whatever. But no, I totally agree. Be nice to everyone on set. Yeah, don't be diva. Don't be a diva.
Starting point is 00:24:39 Come to set on time as well. And just don't be moody as well. But yeah, I think, I think. Yeah, you're privileged to be. be on there man I always remember that whenever I'm on a film set I'm like it's a privilege to be here it totally you don't know when you're going to be another one like enjoy it be a family like yeah enjoy it is great it's great it's great and I mean like you're doing you're going to the way if you would like acting stuff like that and I love love film I love TV yeah and and like being there
Starting point is 00:25:08 and there's people doing stuff they don't want to be doing as well and I'm there getting to do what I want to do yeah I'm tired and stuff like that but you know what suck it up like it's such great thing and also know your craft another thing I would say is like know your craft as well some people think are a lot of people now just like I've made a little they do little clips that do these whatever they do all these things and they
Starting point is 00:25:28 you know so accessible you make things on your phone and they think okay I know acting I know film no like yourself you are a YouTube star but you're also an actress you know your craft you know you're trained I went to drama school exactly and all that stuff so you're actress first and foremost and that's why your YouTube clips are so amazing that some people some YouTube as
Starting point is 00:25:46 whatever, you know, you have to still know about acting and don't think you know it all just because you've got a couple thousand views. I learned so much. When I left drama school, I didn't really know that much about, because my drama school was kind of theatre-based. Yeah. I didn't know that much about film. I hadn't been in too much. So I spent my first year doing every student film that I possibly could do. And I learned and I'd watch it back and be like, oh my God, I'm all, I'm shit. And then you learn like what your face does, what you're, yeah. I'm really expressive. I'm over expressive. I've got like a rubbery face. And it gets me in trouble because I go in for these auditions You're auditioning for like Downton Abbey And they're like
Starting point is 00:26:23 Could you just And literally my face is like I'll go and fetch the coal master And they're like They're like too much Whoa Whoa Too much
Starting point is 00:26:32 Rainy! I know I'm always A little bit less The director's like A little bit less Johanna Just a little bit less Just a little bit more
Starting point is 00:26:40 And I just feel like I'm talking Like a piece of wood Yeah But you can't You gotta be a bit Exressionist But that's why you're so great at comedy.
Starting point is 00:26:49 But I think with that, with that, it's like, it's kind of hard because, you know, you've got to like, especially when you're doing drama, the camera is catching everything.
Starting point is 00:26:58 It will do it. It's like you haven't got to, your face hasn't got to be performing or showing that emotion to like someone, like a 2000 seat, like a, you know, theater.
Starting point is 00:27:07 Someone's up in the upper, upper tier and in the gods. So their camera will do that for you. So you can just be really minimalistic. In the theatre, everything you've got to do, you've got to do it bigger. to reach further.
Starting point is 00:27:17 And on the camera, you've got to do it smaller. Because the camera will pick up every single muscle movement. Have you ever had it when you're first on camera and you're super nervous? And your eye starts twitching. Oh, shit. And literally you're like, you're trying to control your eye. And it's doing some crazy thing because you're so nervous. I remember that.
Starting point is 00:27:35 I've not had that on camera. And please touch with that never happens to me on camera. Oh my God. It's happened a couple times. No way. Like in the beginning, in the early days when I was super nervous. No. You got eye twitch.
Starting point is 00:27:46 Oh shit. And you're on camera. They're like, Johanna, we're going to do your close up and you're like, Oh, the face is going. It's going,
Starting point is 00:27:54 I'm going to go watch, watch back all your, and shit, no, just to see what you, it's like Chandler or Chandler, Charnele and friends, but everyone gets a camera out.
Starting point is 00:28:02 He can't smile. His face goes all really weird. A little bit like that when you're on, when you're on a movie. When you're on a movie. Oh, okay. We've got some,
Starting point is 00:28:10 a couple more emails in here. It says, oh, if this is from Amanda, if you're going to be in a soap, which one would it be, and what character would you play? I'd go for Holyoaks. I have auditioned for Hollyoaks, Amanda.
Starting point is 00:28:22 I auditioned for this lesbian who was stuck in a lift, and I didn't get it. I don't think my lesbian was believable. Or maybe you were too lesbian. Maybe I was too lesbian. You're authentic. But I did audition for Holyoaks. Yeah, that's cool.
Starting point is 00:28:36 I've auditioned for Hollyoaks. He's done all sorts of things. What's so pretty girl on? Never got a part, thanks. Cheers. It's all right. I'd probably go for... Go on, one, go on.
Starting point is 00:28:49 I'd probably go for, I would probably do, like to do EastEnders. I think, because I'm from South East London, so it's the closest to me at home white. I could do the accent, you know. So why would you want to do, what's he, Holly Oaks? He's shot in Liverpool, so would you want to do it because it's a great place to party, is that why? What, Amanda? Amanda says, no, what, so would you do? You said, Hollyoaks.
Starting point is 00:29:12 No, no, Amanda said Holyoos. Oh, sorry. Sorry, I would do, I'd do EastEnd. Eastenders. Eastenders? And my mom has, my mom's a little bit like Peggy Mitchell. So, you know, I'm at home, I'm comfortable in the pub. Get out of my pub!
Starting point is 00:29:24 Okay. I do EastEnders. I do, I think I'd do EastEnders as well. I think I'd like to be like, um, what business would I like to have on EastEnders? Or what would you still be? You would totally be selling like fake gold chains. Fake gold chains, yeah. Like, knock, knock, knock off.
Starting point is 00:29:42 I'll be selling knock off everything. I'll be doing all the knockoff designer. Do you know what? I would have, I would make, my life would be complete if I ever got to do the scene, the scene where it goes do, do, do, do, do, do, do. Yeah, yeah, get on your own dof-duff,
Starting point is 00:29:55 yeah, and be in the top 100, one of my mates is in the top 100 Duff-Duff, moment. Yeah, my mate Ashley J, yeah, he's in the top 100 dift-dust, so every time it comes on, his phone starts blowing up because he always is up in him. So it's really good, but I'd like,
Starting point is 00:30:10 I think I'd have, like, yeah, maybe like a fake or change or something like this, or but I also want to be like a bit I want to be good, but I want to be like Max Branden, like the black Max Branden. Like this guy, no offense, dude, yeah. I mean, you know, everyone has their own flavor of tea, yeah? But this guy is not the best biscuit in the tin, in it, yeah?
Starting point is 00:30:29 Like, he's not the best looking cookie, yeah? But he gets all the women. He gets all the women's, all the women's, all the women's. I don't know what it is, yeah. Like, all these boys are ganching, doing this stuff and ever, he's balding, he's got this really thinning ginger. hair. He looks like he's never seen, he's never seen son.
Starting point is 00:30:50 Right? He's not going to gym in. Nothing like a golden ginger guy to get you going. Obviously, I'm missing something. You are, mate. You are. You are. I say, I'm going to, I go out of hairdressing. I'm dying my head. I'm paying money to see you, Ginger. Oh, we've got another email in. It says, when are you going to do an 80s special one week?
Starting point is 00:31:09 Love me some cheesy 80s film, film, film track songs. Amy, thank you. Don't know. Well. You've told the wrong girl the right thing. This girl loves 80s pop. I love 80s. I love 80s.
Starting point is 00:31:23 I love it. Actually, Aero, you beat me to it because what's up next? But, 80s song. Oh my gosh. Trust you, Johanna. I've got two 80s tracks, actually. Have you? Okay, what's got to be?
Starting point is 00:31:34 Where is it? Here we go. Right, so have you seen the film The Breakfast Club, Tudj. No, I don't think I have. I vaguely remember it. Ayur, but shuck. You are. Dickhead, you should see that film.
Starting point is 00:31:47 It's so good. Oh, no. Right, okay, so John Hughes is one of my favorite directors. I love John Hughes movies. You'll know he did early 80 stuff and then he went, he did Home Alone. John Hughes is in charge of home alone, right? That kind of stuff. So this was one of his earlier films
Starting point is 00:32:02 called The Breakfast Club about a group of teenagers who were stuck in Saturday detention. Okay. I have seen it. Oh, my God. I have seen it. I have seen it. I have seen it.
Starting point is 00:32:11 It's a classic. It's a classic. It's one of my favorite songs. It's called, don't you forget. about me by simple minds. Okay. Here we go. What's Poppeton? It's Kent Jones.
Starting point is 00:32:28 And right now you're locked in the full bar radio. Stay focused. Don't go nowhere. Because you might just get fucked up beyond recognition. Oh my God. Done knock. Hey. I want to play them every week.
Starting point is 00:32:39 Trust me, dog. I love his voice. I watch every person. I'm going to try my best. If they send me out and allow me to go out. Again. How good this interview is going to be when we play a bit later. Yeah, I'm going to try and get them to do that
Starting point is 00:32:54 Without paying any monies Amazing We've got our first guest in the studio Yeah Welcome, J Dragon Jay Dragon Thank you Thank you for coming in
Starting point is 00:33:06 Yes, rapper, model Extraordinary actor Like Do you model while you rap Is that, that it? No, he models for other people, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah But you tell me, do you model why you rap?
Starting point is 00:33:19 No I think you should You should Hey This one is a dark host Ladies And you do you guys You guys know each other
Starting point is 00:33:30 Yes we do We do we do TJ thinks he knows Yeah kind of yeah I'm a fan Trying to be a friend You said he was your best friend You're not
Starting point is 00:33:39 He didn't follow me For ages For ages That I've phoes me That it's so good now No I'm a friend as well You know when you've When you've been around it
Starting point is 00:33:48 So long You become a friend You transition That's what groupies say about Beber, you know? Hey, where's the shut up button? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:33:59 Hey, Rube, shut, Tom. Okay, thank. I shut myself up. Welcome, thank you for coming on. Thank you, thank you. So what have you, what you've been up to, apart from modelling and rapping and wrapping and wrapping and modelling?
Starting point is 00:34:09 What's the most recent? What are you doing? I got, well, I got, like, I've got a video coming out on Sunday. Music vid? Yeah, for a new track that I did with, Art Daily from Crook Street. He's done from Lost World.
Starting point is 00:34:21 Okay Jayden's produced it Basin Aates That's coming out on Sunday But apart from that I was out last night Man I barely made this interview Oh my gosh
Starting point is 00:34:30 You naughty boy So for you Are you still out now Yeah I'm still kind of out He's living that rapper lifestyle Oh my gosh No it's always a good night out When Jay's about man
Starting point is 00:34:41 He's taking me some mega nights Two of nights out I went to see you the other day Down in Stoke Newinton Yeah Yeah And it was really good And then your set, you came on and the place just went bananas.
Starting point is 00:34:55 They were wheeling it up, you know, when they jacked the record up from the edge and stuff like that. Like, like, the first one of the whole night, it was absolutely crazy. And I was saying earlier that your music is like a real breath of fresh air, you know. It's like you're not trying to follow the whole track thing. You bring that English. You had one track where it was called Dem. What's it called Demby? It's mixing garage but with rap.
Starting point is 00:35:17 And when you think about music, what do you make your sense? sound how do you come up with this sound proper London like what's your thinking behind it I'm London in it I'm South London where you're south London which part which part of the proper part? What what's the boat part of you? I'm South West South West it's Newisham South East
Starting point is 00:35:35 no South East yeah yeah I don't know I can't tell you east to west I know Tis Vubberish out he thinks like Tottenham's near like Nisden or something I don't know but I'm so East London the thing is it See East London simple we don't have like a South, West, East London, yeah? New East. Or South East London and the West East London or whatever.
Starting point is 00:35:55 You know what I mean? Bo. It's just in it, it's Bo. And they keep it real simple. They only gave it three letters as well. Yeah, Bo. No, I'm from South, man. I'm from like South West.
Starting point is 00:36:06 Yeah. And my music is just proper London, man. Yeah. And I don't understand how I could not be that because that is me. Do you know what I'm saying? I feel like if I come up with some trappy Americanisms or something like that,
Starting point is 00:36:18 that's me not being me. That's me being me. whatever they're doing, man, Do you know what I remember? So, like, was you an actor before you was a rapper or was you a rapper before you was an actor? Good question. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:36:29 I think it was all the same. I think it was all, because, I mean, I was acting from when I was, like, 10 in it. But, like, growing up, music was always around me. It was always around the area. Like, so I never really separated it. Like, I equated to be in that mixed race. Because people would say to me, like,
Starting point is 00:36:46 I remember growing up, like, they would say, would you prefer to be black or white? And I'd be like, what are you talking about? I'm just... Mixed race. I'm just mixed race. Do you know what I'm saying? So I don't really separate the thing.
Starting point is 00:36:56 It's just me. It's all expression. Okay. So wait, hold on, rewind. You were an actor when from you were 10. Yeah. So what, is that earlier than you? Does he trump do?
Starting point is 00:37:05 Yes. He trumps you. And what did you do? What are you acting? I was doing, at that time, I was doing National Youth Theatre. Like a play called Cori Lainus. Oh, cool. What?
Starting point is 00:37:16 What? He's Shakespeare. It was mad. Like, they said, like, a van. Like a cab to come pick me up from primary school Stick in a van, back in a van, back in a van, mate, you know what I mean? But yeah, it was mad, like, so three times a week, Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays, this cab would come pick me up from primary school and take me to Houston. What?
Starting point is 00:37:34 And you'd be off. That is crazy. I never knew you. That's from that young. That's amazing. Were you like, did you get lines in that or were you, just physical? No, I had like, I mean, I was only like 10, but I had a couple of lines I'd heard. I can't really remember them at them.
Starting point is 00:37:48 Yeah, right now. Father, we're up, thou. It was good, though. It was good. Amazing. Cool. Have you done, you were, you were, so how are you started? I started, I started when I was, a little 14.
Starting point is 00:38:03 I was 14 and a half when I started on CBBC on a program called Kaching. As Jana likes to remind me. Cachoo! I don't have my sound effect for that, is it? Oh, man. Oh, what's it? Yeah, no, so no, it's really good to know. So as, since you like quite, you know, you.
Starting point is 00:38:19 do modelling which is a bit fashion-oriented do acting, acting-orientated and the rapping music already do you bring them all three elements together when you make your music yeah like do you bring that to your videos and stuff like because you know like as an actor
Starting point is 00:38:35 then you understand you know how you're not thinking of it as a music video or do you think of it as a film or do you? Yeah is it like a short story? Yeah how does that affect your music videos being from an acting world? Get a gift and a curse sometimes
Starting point is 00:38:47 it means I can't do nothing simple I can't just be a rapper sometimes which is yeah like I said it's a gift and a curse because sometimes you see something to make it over complicated
Starting point is 00:38:58 or you see something that no one else is seeing as well do you know what I mean so I feel like a lot of my music is yeah me mashing together
Starting point is 00:39:07 my skills me yeah and putting it out as one thing yeah I've seen a few of your videos man and I've been like I've
Starting point is 00:39:16 because I know you're producers I bumped into you when it's been put together in one time and I think one time I had a privilege to be in the studio when there was this video and it was like one shot and it was like you and this girl have an argument
Starting point is 00:39:29 but none of the video went to the song what was that about what was that? It was mad actually it's crazy you say that because we did yeah it was like one take and we did one take happy one take angry one take and like
Starting point is 00:39:44 I don't know I think we sort of mashed it all together into one so it would be like an amalgamation of emotions. I wanted your brain to do the work. But you didn't sing none of the words to the song. No, so you could literally like... Pure Story. Yeah, you could put it on mute and watch it.
Starting point is 00:40:01 Yeah. What's that song called? Stop it. Where would people find your videos? They want to, they're like, oh, where we go for Jay Dragon's videos? Jay Dragon TV on YouTube, but if you Google search, J-Dragon music, you'll find everything. It's going to come up.
Starting point is 00:40:15 I think we should play some of your music, so that people are like, What? What's this guy? I don't talk about him. Yeah, exactly. Like, we want to like get in that. So we've got your track frazzled. Is this the new one? This is the one?
Starting point is 00:40:26 What's it coming out? It's coming out. It's out now on SoundCloud but the video's coming out on Sunday. Sunday, go to Jay Dragon TV and watch that this Sunday, people. This Sunday. And then after this song we're going to play guest the night east theme tune. Yes! All right.
Starting point is 00:40:40 What's Popinson? It's Kent Jones. And usually I like to be in the front. But right now this is back row and chill. I can't get enough of that I'm gonna keep playing it again trust me don't hey you can put out your alarm and all sorts of it
Starting point is 00:41:02 I will he can wait me up I'm sad I hope Noel gets to hear that and he's proud that I've got to do that for him would be so proud of you guys that's good that's good that was cool thanks Jay for that song we made in
Starting point is 00:41:12 yeah man I'm feeling that it's like real mellow you know what I'm saying it makes me want to like be a hippie or a teenager again and like smoke something like we finished we did a gig and we went back to a studio
Starting point is 00:41:27 afterwards, bought some frazzles, bought some alcohol, and outpop that. And you're feeling brazzled. The inspiration. I bet you're feeling a little bit frazzled today. It sounded like you had an epic night
Starting point is 00:41:41 last night. You told us off air, we ain't want to shit. I know we're uncensored but, whoa, there's levels. There's only so much that one can hit. Right, we're going to play now. We're going to play... 90s kids TV theme challenge things
Starting point is 00:41:58 yeah that's the best thing that's the best intro ever the game ever right here's how it works I'm going to play some intros and you're going to guess and whoever shouts out
Starting point is 00:42:16 wins and whoever what do you win? You win life oh yeah you win at life you win at life you win at like tic tic tachs or no
Starting point is 00:42:25 tic tic tic tic tic tach tic I think you struggled then That's that bow. I don't know. Would you like a TikTok? Are they yours? No, they're not mine. Okay, then we're going to play for somebody else who's Tick TX.
Starting point is 00:42:37 Oh, okay. Whoever's going to win you win a Tick T-Tac. There are four Apple-Sour Tic-Tic-Tacs left. You can win those and fresh your breath today, guys. Amazing. The level of prizes here. Trust. It's amazing.
Starting point is 00:42:49 Okay, we're going to start. We're going to start. So shout out when you know. What's this? Any guesses? I must have been out that day Oh, Chuccovisions! Yeah!
Starting point is 00:43:05 No, no, no. Chuckle, chuckle. To me. To me. Hey, they did this song with Tigi Strider also. They did, in there. Are they still alive? Yeah, of course, they are.
Starting point is 00:43:16 I met them in, where is it? In Butlins. Yeah. Yeah, it was amazing. I can't be wrong I actually got to meet them I was so starstruck like it was epic it was good
Starting point is 00:43:29 oh my god you just see them and just go to meet to meet two oh god right okay number two
Starting point is 00:43:37 oh no that damn that Chalkal vision Part two Chalkal Vision reload girl right okay
Starting point is 00:43:47 number two number two it's quite hard on this one I'm going hard this week can give us a clue What channel is it from? I think it was 50-50.
Starting point is 00:44:03 Did you remember 50-50 the show? 50-50. No, I must have a... Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, go on. That's a... Oshhushracket, too... Tazmead Devil!
Starting point is 00:44:17 Yes! Boom! I remember watching that on my live, kicking, bang! Come to Taz-Mayi! Alright, okay, so one second. I've got one... You got... Two so far.
Starting point is 00:44:29 What's this one? Do you remember? It's not art attack What's the other one? The other one, the rivaled art attack With morph With more in it, with more. With more in it.
Starting point is 00:44:44 Smart! Smart! I said it, I said it. I said art sudden, smart, smart, smart. Can I get half a point for that? Right. Magic roundabout. Pingu! Pingu!
Starting point is 00:45:04 Pingu! Pingu! Is Pingu? Is it a Pingu? I must have been playing. Is it Pingu? No, it's Woof! Woof!
Starting point is 00:45:12 What about this one? Which? Sabrina! Oh man. Okay, number seven. Okay, cool. Yeah. Soon we see you kid.
Starting point is 00:45:35 Pingo! It's about a watch. Pingu! What? Burnet's Watch? Who's Burned? No, that's that one before my time. Why has he lost his watch?
Starting point is 00:45:43 Don't you know that I'm like 65 years old. I only know old school ones. All right. Number eight. Give me something like I can work with. On this one? Demon headmaster? No, the really scary one.
Starting point is 00:46:01 Goosepunts? No, the other really scary one. Are you afraid of the dark? You just, you're afraid of the dark? No, no, no, no. And the Frinsbees, the Furnsbees, the Vars Furns, the Brits. It was Noah's Island, it was about an island with the polar bear called Noah. What?
Starting point is 00:46:25 Why are you playing these two thousand and two CBC songs when I was like, Liky bad? Next thing that you know you see you. Hey I can see the broke up No no no It's the magic school bus That thing was wicked
Starting point is 00:46:46 You see the magic school bus They need to reload that show This one, this one Number 11 It's scary How does this sign sound That horror movie shit It's the worst witch, Mildren Hubble
Starting point is 00:47:00 I don't know that one Is it? Is it the one and that woman from Harry Potter isn't it? Number? Number 12? Who's this now? Hang on. Magic school bus.
Starting point is 00:47:14 Saturday morning. Art attack. How to. Spinelli. Oh, um, recess. Yes, recess. Oh, man. And he's got a TJ in there as well.
Starting point is 00:47:26 The final one. Number 13. I knew that, I knew that. Fun. Okay. Parents are aliens. Oh, I remember that. I love that show.
Starting point is 00:47:49 I don't remember the theme show, though. That was so like, 2003. No, I remember that show. That was quite cool. Yeah. And they, yeah, yeah. I remember the dad being really funny. Funny. But I didn't know why they had, I can't remember how they ended up with parents who were aliens. Because they were foster kids. There were three foster kids and their parents had landed and they were trying to look normal. That's the system. Yeah, yeah. They let some, they let some UFOs look after children. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:48:17 I blame Trump. Okay. All right. Blame Trump. Trump. I like me, Dina. Them subliminal messages. It was prediction from 15 years ago. That's T-Pack all over again. Amazing.
Starting point is 00:48:32 Well, thank you so much, Jay. We're going to let you go and rest. Yeah, and chill out. Have a coffee. You have a coffee. Chill. So, what can we look out from you? I mean, I can't wait for you to release
Starting point is 00:48:43 come to my city and Denby. Any exclusive information as to when that? might be dropping. Well, I've got, I can say I've got an album dropping next year. Yes! I'm not going to tell you the name, but that, yeah, that's dropping next year. Oh man, that's great, that's great.
Starting point is 00:48:59 And this Sunday, we look, Sunday, frazzled, are daily, you stone me. And just before you go, where can we find you? Just to remind us. Jay Dragon, like J-A-D-E. Jay-D-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E. All the socials. All the socials. Yeah, and all that stuff.
Starting point is 00:49:13 Court that social. Thank you so much for coming in, man. Thank you. Thank you. You're chilling out. Now this tune, the next song on Plano Play was from the movie This Is the End.
Starting point is 00:49:24 Uh-huh. With Jonah Hill and Seth Rogen. It is, I'm going to look completely lower the tone of music right now, but I really like it. Are you ready? You ready?
Starting point is 00:49:31 It's Gangham Star. What my Gangnam Star and Joe. Jana James on TVR radio. Whoa, I'm Gangnam. I'm gangdom now. We've got a second guest in the studio. You're old?
Starting point is 00:49:48 Yeah, yeah. What's really good? Ozzy, what you say in? Ozzie Achilles. Do I say that right? What you're saying, fam? Yeah, yeah, he said it right. I just say names with confidence.
Starting point is 00:49:57 Nah, that's cool. My mom will be happy with that pronunciation, so well done. Good. You can't pronounce my name all the time. What's your name? Johanna James. Johanna James? Yeah, but you'd be surprised.
Starting point is 00:50:07 People are like, Johana. Yohana. Johana. Johana's like you're Swedish. Yeah. So it's, no, it's good. Say your name. Say your name.
Starting point is 00:50:17 Well, welcome. Thank you so much for coming. Thanks for having me. Thank you. Backroat and chill. Yes, mine. Got Tidge Weld and he's replaced in Nong. D. D.
Starting point is 00:50:25 That's right. What up, Tish. What's going on, fella? I'm good, man. Mate, you, it's a pleasure to have you in. Because you're busy bee. You are a busy bee.
Starting point is 00:50:34 I like to still working, yeah. The devil makes work of idle hands, isn't it? Whoa. So, tell us a bit about your part. Yeah, what you're done? What are you done? And then we'll talk about what you're going to do. All right, all right, cool.
Starting point is 00:50:48 I'm Aussie. I'm an actor. I've been acting for upwards, oh, downwards, that doesn't make any sense. I've been acting for nine years now. Around about. Around about, yeah. Around about nine years now.
Starting point is 00:50:59 Started out doing loads of British TV shows and stuff, and then I got a film. What was your first show? The first TV show ever did was dub plate drama. Yeah. You did series one, huh? No, no, I was season three. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:51:13 I was Mike JLC's wingman. Is it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I did season. two of dub plate drama. I know man, I know yeah. Wait, wait, so you know Luke Himes? I do know Luke Kimes, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because he directed me on my first, like, YouTube thing
Starting point is 00:51:24 ever. Oh, sick. Yeah, Luke's a G, man. Like, he gave me a shot when I didn't even have an agent. Like, I went to... Same here, he gave me, like, my first... He's good at picking out talent, man. He knows what he's been. Amazing, so you did dub play drama? Yeah, I did dublay, and then I did, like, a string of, like, British TV comedies, like,
Starting point is 00:51:40 phone shop and fresh meat and, like, 2012 and misfits and that kind of stuff. And then I got a film called, called In the Heart of the Sea, which is the true story of Melby Dick, which is, it was directed by Ron Howard.
Starting point is 00:51:53 I missed that. That slipped through my fingers. Now, you know what? Yeah, nobody watched that really because Star Wars came out on the same week, so that got a dwarfed like a madman. Okay, what's that one called there?
Starting point is 00:52:05 In the Heart of the Sea. In the Heart of the Sea, it's going on my films to watch. Is that with Thor guy? Chris Hemsworth. What? He's a bad. He's a genius.
Starting point is 00:52:15 He's such a nice guy as well. man, he's cool. So who did you play in the heart of the city? I played a character called Richard Peterson, who was a young harpooner on the whaling ship. True character? In the book, it's true to the story, but in the book,
Starting point is 00:52:30 a lot of stuff was changed around and stuff. But it is the true story of how Moby Dick came to be, like, the story was created and stuff. What year was it said? When was it set? Dude, I can't remember. I filmed that so long ago. Who played the whale?
Starting point is 00:52:45 Um That's Roger That's free release son Twice removed Damn He's love charmed Something like that That's crazy
Starting point is 00:52:58 Yeah It was a lot of fun Man we did We filmed in Warner Brothers Leavesden Where they did Like Harry Potter and stuff And then we went away
Starting point is 00:53:06 For all the external shots To Canary Islands So that was like my first time That's not a bad work trip is it That was my first time away Filming and stuff And I'm like Damn is this what acting's about you
Starting point is 00:53:14 I'm about this That's what I'm saying, though. What? Yeah, so since then everything just kind of like kicked off in different kind of ways and stuff. What's, what's, you was in Kill Your Friends? Yeah, yeah, I was in Kill Your Friends. Well, tell us about that. That was a madness.
Starting point is 00:53:32 That was a madness. Yeah, that's a mad one, man. It's based on a book, right? Yeah, yeah, book of the same title. Kill Your Friends is about, like, these record label executives and the absolute anarchy they will go through to get what they want. And he's got a Nick, Nick Nicholas Holt. He plays a
Starting point is 00:53:50 league guy there, that. He plays, he was Beast and X-Men, if you don't know. And he was also the boy and about a boy. And he was in Skins season one as well, yeah. He was Mr. Skins in it, really. It was about him. Yeah, yeah. But tell her, tell us. So he's the lead in that and I play a
Starting point is 00:54:06 character called Rage. Rage. Brow, your costume? My costume's mad. If you ever see Demolition Man, Remember Wesley Snipes, right? You know he had that beach-bonned hair. That was me and kill your friends.
Starting point is 00:54:21 So you tell us about your character. My character is just this coked-up drum and bass producer, kind of like he calls himself the godfather of drum and bass, loosely based on someone. I don't really want to say who it is because I don't really want them targets on my back. But like, we had a lot of fun doing it, man. We had a lot of fun.
Starting point is 00:54:36 I didn't really know anything about drum and bass when I took the role. So my research was to go to, like, all the drum and bass areas I could go to to find out what Not bad research either No it was fun research Really really good research actually I just had to go out
Starting point is 00:54:50 Yeah I had to you man I was forced to That was crazy Amazing Yeah Oh my god You mean all these movies That's not
Starting point is 00:54:57 So from that Did you see Tarzan Yeah I took my mom to the premiere I got a lot You just get there What's that I got a small part in Tarzan I was
Starting point is 00:55:13 was in L.A. and I sent a taping for Tarzan and I didn't get the part I audition for. So I was like, oh, you know what, whatever. Let's just go out of party and stuff. And then the next day we were in Roscoe's chicken and waffles. I was about to tuck into some nice chicken and waffles. And I get a call from my agent saying, oh, they've offered you a different part kind of thing. And I'm like, yeah, I'm kind of broke. Yeah, I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it. I'm not going to say no. I'm not going to say no to Tarzan. And it was David Yates's directing as well. He's the guy who did Harry Potter. Yeah. What?
Starting point is 00:55:42 Yeah. That was some mega budget movie. Dude, it was huge, man. And it was back at Warner Bros. again. The year before I did Harder C and then doing Tarzan the next year, I was like, you know what? I kind of have to. You might as well set up home there.
Starting point is 00:55:53 You are living the dream, bro, right now. Trying, man. You need to know about you. Not only are you a actor, but you're a bad boy skater as well. Are you still skating? I still skate, man. I still skate. No, when I'm filming, I don't skate.
Starting point is 00:56:07 Because, like, as much as confident as I am on a board, and I've been doing it for like upwards of a decade. Yeah, I've seen you outside the club slightly merry. Someone's getting pastes like, yo, give me a skateboard, bro. Yeah, every time, every time. Yo, gee, that works this? I'm like, what the heck? I can't take a skateboarding out of me, man.
Starting point is 00:56:25 I see someone with a board and I ain't got mine. I got to try some tricks. Like, wherever I'm drunk or not, it's got to go down. I'm the same. Just, but I'm not as smooth. Are you talking about outside yo-yo's that time? Yeah, yo-yo. Were you there when I did that 50-50 on the bus bench?
Starting point is 00:56:43 No. No. I don't think we was... That sounds sexual. I don't know what that is. We stood near the box, Canada, that way. Oh, yeah, okay, fair, fair. We'll just twist up.
Starting point is 00:56:53 So, what are you doing? What's coming up in the future? What's coming? I got a few things coming up, man. I got the premiere for... I did, um... You know, Robbie Sheehan from Miss Fits, the Irish guy. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:57:03 He's one of the best actors. He's an amazing actor. This guy, Hollywood, what are you doing? No, he's killing. He's killing it, bro. He's killing it. He's over there. He's doing lots of Indies and stuff. But they need to be like putting him in everything. You know what I mean? This kid and he's so cool. I bumped into him at a paint festival the other day. Was it in Berlin?
Starting point is 00:57:23 No, no, no. This was just in Hackney. It was in the summer and we're throwing paint. I might get the clips and we can put it up with me. We're like playing knees. Do you know knees? No. It's a game where you've got to hit each other's knees three times and you make a circle and you get a heat each other's. other than this so we're playing that. Okay. And like,
Starting point is 00:57:42 we're just, yeah, we're just, we're just in pain and whatever, but he's so friendly and I remember I was working at the national theater
Starting point is 00:57:47 at the same time as him. Yeah. And he, bumped into him on the train, and he remembered me from that time he met me on the, you know, from the time he met me on the train.
Starting point is 00:57:56 Oh, okay. I know, I'm like, but he's so friendly. He's cool, man, he's humble, man. He's a good guy. He's a good guy.
Starting point is 00:58:02 Like, this kid, this kid, I wish him all the best. I hope, Hey, see how you know him, yeah? You need to bring him in. Oh, yeah, I mean, yeah.
Starting point is 00:58:10 Make that happen. That's what I'm saying. I'm going to see him soon because we did a film together called Jet Trash. And the trailer dropped the day before yesterday. And the premiere is on December 6th. So I can talk to him then, like, yeah, for sure, man. December 6th, I won't be back in London. But I will be.
Starting point is 00:58:28 No, no, no, no. He's got to be there when I'm in as well. So I can't find him on. You can't bring him on No shot. Oh, quite. That's why I can't take you anywhere to Hedge. I'm like, stay cool, man. Okay, sorry.
Starting point is 00:58:39 I won't stroke him or anything. Not like last time. Yeah, okay. Well, at least not on air. Wow. We're going to pop to a song. Cool. And then we're going to come back for some more stuff
Starting point is 00:58:50 and we're going to talk about the projects that are coming up. Cool beans. Right. This is another film from the 80s. Anyone seen Stand By Me? Yes. No. No.
Starting point is 00:59:00 Well, you need to go and do some research. It's an awesome film. And this is a song by Benny King. by me. Oh, stand. You are literally standing. And caressing a chair, currently. Right, guys, we're going to go Facebook live with this.
Starting point is 00:59:22 We're in the studio, live, Fubar Radio. Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, right, we're going to. Oh, we're not quite live yet. We're going to be going to go Facebook live. Very, very soon. We're going to be playing a game called mock auditions. Since we're all actors, we're all in the business. I'm actually a despian, but, you know, carry on.
Starting point is 00:59:38 Okay. I'm a lesbian. I love women. I'm a lesbian too. Right, okay. Yeah, so the game goes, one of us will play director. I'll play director first. Okay.
Starting point is 00:59:49 And I'm having a new movie, and I'm going to audition the pair of you. Brilliant. On to the movie. So I'm thinking, right, so my movie, it's going to be for Halloween. I'm going to make it for this Halloween. A quick turnaround.
Starting point is 01:00:04 So the characters is about these two guys, who have found something in a church. In church, okay. And it's something pretty spooky. Nice. And they're in competition, they're not friends. Okay.
Starting point is 01:00:21 And they've both found this relic at the same time. Okay, cool. And one of them... Yeah. Is Irish. For fudge sake, James Bagsie, not me. All right.
Starting point is 01:00:35 I'm all accents. That's like one I can't do. Okay, he can't. can be Irish from Bo, okay? No, I'm gonna try Irish. Okay, try Irish. Okay, so you're in the church, it's all dark, and I'm gonna put a bit of music on here for you.
Starting point is 01:00:48 Oh, nice. And you're gonna find this relic, and both of you, it's very important, okay? And let's just see what you do. I'm gonna throw some things in as well, midway, to see, just a... Okay. Okay, so, uh, scene is setting in the church,
Starting point is 01:01:01 the two men arrive. You're all right. Hey? You're right, man. You're Paddy. What's that? Over there I think it's
Starting point is 01:01:10 It's glowing for some reason No I'm just gonna I'm gonna go take a look Hold on You wait here you wait here I'm alright So I got this No no no no no no no no no no no you wait here
Starting point is 01:01:19 No no no no no I've got Celtic blood in me I've got Celtic bloody me Stay behind me Keltic Alright Alright See me I'm
Starting point is 01:01:28 My father's father was a warrior So therefore you should protect me While I'm picking up this relic right I'm just gonna inspect it Put it in my bag, I'll take it out, come back, and then we can just see what's going on with it. Yeah, but you haven't got the muscles I've got, have you? Okay, suddenly the relic explodes. Oh, shit!
Starting point is 01:01:45 Yeah, maybe you should take care of it, actually. I'm just going to... I'm just going to... I can't believe this is happening. I can't believe it. Call me, ma. Call me, ma. Now, T.J., I think you should play the priest.
Starting point is 01:01:57 The priest. Come in, play the priest. And you can play the choir boy. Go! Oh, dear. Oh, dear. Are we... Are we...
Starting point is 01:02:07 This is... Are we meeting for the same reason again, sir? Yes. You didn't tell mother, did you? No, you told me not to. That's good. Okay, so there's been an explosion and... Paddy got killed.
Starting point is 01:02:18 Not Paddy? But, but, but... What about his mum? What about Paddy's mother? Don't worry about his mother. I will deal with her at the next sermon. Okay, sir. Okay?
Starting point is 01:02:28 Right, so what I need you to do is help me like we did last week, okay? All right. Just like last week. Just like... All right. Okay. Thank you. We've got to bury this body.
Starting point is 01:02:37 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, let's just stop that right there. Lord, forgive me. We are playing mock auditions on Facebook Live. I think that went quite well. Not too sure about that movie, I did. Right, I want to have a go now. Okay. I'm going to be the director.
Starting point is 01:02:53 Can you be the director and you can direct me in Ozzy? Okay. Give us a scenario, give us some characters. We'll get in it. It'll be intimate. Hit me. Let's see if we can get in this movie. What are you feeling?
Starting point is 01:03:05 Okay. Okay. Yes. Okay. I am feeling, okay, this is an action movie, okay? Okay. All right. It's an action movie.
Starting point is 01:03:16 Yeah. But the female is saving this guy, all right? So what's happened is there's this woman. She's a secret agent. Got it. Got it. And there's this prince, this pretty boy she likes. He's a model.
Starting point is 01:03:30 Like, she's really into him and stuff like that, yeah. and she's been sent to look after him, okay? He's a bit of a wuss. But the only thing is, this superhero, the woman, she's from Liverpool. And I'm playing the man, right? I'm the model. No, no, you're the Liverpool. You're the Liverpoolian agent.
Starting point is 01:03:51 Fuck you, I can't do Liverpoolian. This is Liverpoolan agent. And you are this model who's at Paris Fashion Week and just trying to get some many jobs as you can, but you find out that somebody's after you. Okay, let's go. I'm going to put some random music on and see if it goes. Right, okay.
Starting point is 01:04:11 I can't, I'll just do General Northern because I can't do it. He's trying to channel my yellow blue steel there. You look like a strapping young model man. It's really hard being this good-looking. I know, look at those cheekbones. Wow. I paid a lot for them. Jesus, okay, well, anyway, we've got to, um, what we got to do?
Starting point is 01:04:31 We've got to stay together and keep protected. We have got to stay together. And we've got to keep protecting the world and your cheekbones because they're just too beautiful. Oh, they are. That's true. Totally. But just then, a terrorist bust into the room and start shooting his guns. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 01:04:46 Ugly people hide. Don't worry. Hugly people everywhere. I'll protect you. You are now the terrorist. You're hiding. Your other characters hiding. You're the terrorists.
Starting point is 01:04:53 Shoot you. Get down on the floor. You'll have to go through. That was a gun. Sugar and NC. Oh, that was amazing. That was amazing. That was a bit violent, tea.
Starting point is 01:05:14 It was good. Can we be in your movie? It would be a crap movie anyway. I was busy for that period of time anyway. So in that sort of space, you played like a choir boy and a terrorist and a model. You see. The CV is, we're extending your CV. It's expanding, thank you.
Starting point is 01:05:34 Exactly. Thank you very much. We don't just take, we give. Yes, I'm very grateful for my choir boy, boy. Thank you. We multiply. That's good, doesn't you? And that all happened live on Facebook.
Starting point is 01:05:45 Oh snap, for real? Yeah, we were live. Oh my God, I can't believe that. Live to world. To all Irish people, I do apologise. I have no plans and playing the Irish man as I can not do the accent. I can't do Liverpool in Pudley neither. Shocking, chuckin, like.
Starting point is 01:06:00 I'm sorry if I offends any choir boys or models as well. Model club or terrorists. All priests as well. It's all good. It's all in the name of comedy. It's food bar radio. We can do whatever the fuck we want. Right, let's go for a song
Starting point is 01:06:13 I'm going to go for Yes, what are you giving us this time Don't Give Up by Anarchy Yeah A little bit of skimmy Some took ages to end that one I'm feeling that Alright, you got your bow backwards
Starting point is 01:06:30 Is that it? I'm putting it back I've got my bandana two-packed style Nah, get me yet You didn't like a Christmas present I'm trying to look gangster I love you Johanna He looks so pretty He looks so perny
Starting point is 01:06:43 Yeah, mate, that was a bit mental. Sorry about it. It's Friday night. We're getting that Friday feeling. We're getting that Friday feeling. Definitely. Yeah. Thank you so much for coming on the show.
Starting point is 01:06:55 Thanks for having me. And this is like, I'm so impressed. It's so cool to see young people from London just making it in the world. I ain't that young, man. Smashing me. I ain't that young. Like, you're not young.
Starting point is 01:07:05 That's all that. Maybe first, but I'm old as fuck. No, I'm 65. So you can't beat that. You get me. Trust me. cocoa butter and fairy liquid is doing me away, oh.
Starting point is 01:07:17 I swear about the cocoa butter. Yeah, the parmesan. Hey, Johanna's got that thing in tubs. Johanna, I went to the yard, yeah, first time I went to the house, right? And I like to see cocoa butter in the bathroom, but you know, like the...
Starting point is 01:07:30 Or industrial size. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, like, industrial size, parmesan tin. You know, like, she got name brown cocoa butter. Oh, snap. So I'm looking at, like... So you stayed out. That's my dog, you know?
Starting point is 01:07:41 I'm like, oh, he's... Yeah. She knows, boy. I went in the fridge, I saw jerk chicken, I saw a beige and sauce, sort of rain nephew of for easy, Jana. I knew you were coming, so I googled appropriate snacks. Boom.
Starting point is 01:08:00 No, I just like jerk chicken. Right, yeah, wait, thank you so much. We're running out of time on the show, but thank you. And come back. Come back when you do your next project, and we can do some more auditions, some more fun. Yeah, I'll be happy to come back. back, man.
Starting point is 01:08:13 So maybe we say that December, January terms, to talk about the new film, and I'm back. For X-Mist, yeah, let's do it. And the film will be out there. What's it called again? Jet trash. Jet trash. Jet trash!
Starting point is 01:08:26 That sounds like so American and great. I'm writing that down as we speak. You do this YouTube day to day. I vlog, yeah. I nearly vlog. Yeah, it's the vlog of Oz. The vlog of Oz. The vlog of Oz.
Starting point is 01:08:41 So, yeah. So, guys, hit that. up and a Yeah, check out, man. It's on YouTube. And what are you on the gram? It's Ozzy across all social platforms. I don't like to mix it up.
Starting point is 01:08:51 It's easier that way. It's Oss Y. I'm going to check that out. All right, cool. We are going to play, finally, you're going to play your Kent Jones interview. Oh, yeah. Because I'm so excited to hear about this.
Starting point is 01:09:02 Right, so we're going to play that. And after that, we're going to have film review, movie club time with Lucy Patterson. So here we go, is a bit of Kent Jones. I'm DJ. Nice to meet you. As you know, obviously, your song got to number one. in the US hip hop charts, right?
Starting point is 01:09:15 And it stayed in the UK charts for about six weeks, which is like, man, that's fucking amazing, yeah? Absolutely amazing. I bloody loved that song, by the way. When you found out that it was at number one, how did you celebrate? What was the first thing you did? I was in studio. What did you do, though?
Starting point is 01:09:30 Like, take me there. What did you do? What did you do? I don't know if I did you get a phone call or? Yeah, I mean, you know, Calut talked about it. Yeah. But as far as the celebrate thing, Did I celebrate that?
Starting point is 01:09:44 Yo, cool, did we celebrate that? Nigs was in the studio, right? Okay, okay, cool, that's your manager there? You know who that is? I can't see my... I can't see. You know who cool Andre is, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:09:56 That's cool. Shut up! Yeah, it's a legend. Of course I know! Yeah. Oh my God, sorry. Mate, you know what? You ain't celebrated the number one.
Starting point is 01:10:03 Call me, you were going to go celebrate the number one later. I like that. Yeah? Because you ain't celebrate it. So I'm going to make that happen for you because I care. We had that district tonight. You know what I'm saying? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:10:11 I'm going to make that happen just to you. Alright. So yeah, congratulations on that. I think it's absolutely epic that, you know, and you know, be in the top 100 and the billboard as well. I mean, it's like, it's just wow. But also I want to ask you, do in that song you speak a few languages and stuff like that.
Starting point is 01:10:27 Are you bilingual by any chance? I'm not. You're not? No. Okay, then. So if you could speak another language, what language would you speak? Uh, sarcasm. That being your first language, your first option?
Starting point is 01:10:40 Yes. You sure? Uh, yeah. We do a film show. If you could do a film or be in a film, one, what kind of genre would the film be? Okay. And what would that film be called? That's funny.
Starting point is 01:10:53 Ken Jones did, Ken Jones definitely got his first movie offer, for real. It's funny you say that. Yeah. The type of movie I would want to be in, though. Yeah. Go on. I mean, I want to be in this one, too. Let's not get that wrong.
Starting point is 01:11:04 I want to be in the movie. Can you tell us what it is the film? If I were to, we'll talk about it. All right, cool. If I were to be, you know, choose a movie, it would be either between like a house party, a Friday. Yeah. Or, like I said, I want to do the horror movies, but I want to actually, I want to play the villain. Oh, really?
Starting point is 01:11:25 Yes, I make a real good, crazy. Yeah? What kind of a movie? My favorite horror villain is Freddie Kruego. What is your favorite? I'm more like a, the Joker slash. Choker slash, um. Kingpin from Daredevil.
Starting point is 01:11:42 Damn! That's some new kind of mix of horror, really. I'd like to see that. We need to make that happen. All right, then. So myself as Freddy Krueger and you is the Joker slash King Ping. Tarantino, if you're out there, you know, make that happen. We're ready.
Starting point is 01:11:55 We're ready. All right. So you like Earth, Wind and Fire, of course. I love Earth, Wind and Fire, as we know. Okay. So I want to ask you, if you could be a superhero, okay? Right? And you could have a super-power power and you control one thing,
Starting point is 01:12:06 would it be Earth, Wind or Fire? Which would you control? Light So what would that come under Would that come under Earth? That's fire, that's fire. It's one of the... I mean, it's an element on its own.
Starting point is 01:12:18 It's an element of it. That's the element they never added. It's the actual... Seriously, the actual core elements are Earth when fire and light. Yeah. And so you be like. Yes.
Starting point is 01:12:28 You just done... Took my question and just fucked it all lot. You fucked out the whole thing straight. It's all good. I like that. That's good. That's good. You've given a lot on your interviews today.
Starting point is 01:12:37 Yes. You've given us a lot of things. people been interviewing all day, so you're giving a lot of yourself and you give you a lot of yourself to the world because you make such great music and you give so much enjoyment to many people and millions across the world. Right? So I am wanting to give you something in return. Some fun facts
Starting point is 01:12:52 about yourself that you never knew about yourself. I'll like to call this segment, does Kent Jones know? First fact about yourself is Kent is a county in UK just outside of South London. Did you know that? Yeah. Okay, okay.
Starting point is 01:13:09 Okay, okay, okay. All right. Second fact about yourself is Kent Jones is actually a real estate agents in the UK in a place called Wrexham. The website is www.w.w.kentjones.com. UK. So if you're thinking about buying property,
Starting point is 01:13:25 possibly, you know, might get some free property. You might want to just drop them, you know what I'm saying? So they're using your name, Kentjones.comco.uk. Hollad them or whatever. That's another fun fact about yourself.
Starting point is 01:13:36 And the third fun fact about yourself is that you share the same stuff name as a great superhero Superman, Clark Kent. Yes. There you go. So that is, that's a fun fact about yourself. There you go. Do you feel like you know yourself a bit better now?
Starting point is 01:13:49 Yes, I'm not better. Thank you for that. You're welcome. You're welcome. Okay. So I want to ask you, what is your favorite film? It's hard. Or top three.
Starting point is 01:13:57 Top three, all right, that's better. It's a little better. Let's do that. Let's hold it. We got the six man. Okay. Featuring Marlon Wayans and Kadim Hardison. Oh, I need to go watch that.
Starting point is 01:14:08 Okay. We need to watch that. We need to go back, we need to go back, okay. I think my sweet Valentine or something like that. Is that a rom-com? It's a horror movie. A horror movie? Oh, is it the first 3D?
Starting point is 01:14:22 That's the guy, yeah, that's the guy that was in the mime. Yeah. And they were going and digging and killing people again. Oh, snap. Shit. The graphics on that is incredible. All the final destinations. Yes.
Starting point is 01:14:35 You think how many ways can they accidentally kill someone? You know, it's incredible. Something else? Every way. Have you got a favorite Final Destination kill? My top three kills on Final Destination
Starting point is 01:14:44 was, A, when the guy was in the drive-thru and the truck ran into him and the fan sliced his head and half. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then the other one was when the guy was like,
Starting point is 01:14:57 I'm not gonna die at the end, the thing and kept split him in half. And I think the last one would have to be when the roller coaster broke.
Starting point is 01:15:08 Yeah. And they flew out of the thing. Yeah, it was crazy. I think mine's the one when the glass dropped on top of him, I would say. Oh, that was a deep one. Oh, no, no, no, no. Smushed. The guy, when the guy was working out and the thing came down and smashed his head, that was a good one too.
Starting point is 01:15:22 That was a good one too. But I wanted to ask you this, yeah, okay, go with me on this little journey, all right? So you're walking through the desert, yeah? As you're walking through the desert, you stumble upon this magic lamp, okay? This magic lamp gives you one wish, and you can bring back any music artist to work with from the past, who's sadly left us now. who would you bring back If I was rare
Starting point is 01:15:40 If you're walking through the desert You stumbled upon this magic lamp Okay This lamp gave you one wish And the wish was To bring back a music artist To put on a record From the Dead
Starting point is 01:15:50 You can bring them back And to be on a track with you Who would you bring back? It'd have to be Mike Boom I'd say the same damn thing Ken You've been absolutely amazing
Starting point is 01:16:00 Have you enjoyed the interview? Absolutely Oh that's great That's great That's great Okay I've listened to your new track It's absolutely amazing I predict it for going to number one.
Starting point is 01:16:08 If it doesn't, then I'm going to go. I'm a beat up Mr. Billboard himself or whatever. Okay, I'll do that for you, bro. We got one. We got another one. Good. Big shout out the gigs. You all you know, it's not going to stop.
Starting point is 01:16:21 Yes. You're the one. There you go. There you go. All right, thank you. I've been Teage World on Food Barre Radio, and this has been the amazing Kent Jones. Yes, sir.
Starting point is 01:16:29 All right. Hey, Amberba. We went back. Hey, I don't easy, ba. Man, man, man, me a guy. We didn't miss the queue or anything. We weren't in deep a conversation about how terrible, terrible.
Starting point is 01:16:45 Amazing Robert she is. Yeah, well. He is. What he is. We are joined by Lucy Patterson. Hi, y'all. For the Film Club movie review club. Yay, film club again.
Starting point is 01:16:54 Club is so exciting. We need to get her a jingle. We need like a Lucy Jingle. We do not we. Film Club movie review. Hey! That does. Let's just recall that.
Starting point is 01:17:04 Hey. Movie review. I've only got, um, I've only got this one. Girl! All we could do Good morning, Lucy Patterson! Even better.
Starting point is 01:17:20 That'll do, that'll do. Right, so, we've got so many movies that we saw this week, collectively. Lucy, why don't you start with your favour,
Starting point is 01:17:29 or your worst? Oh, my worst. Let me start with my worst. Okay. Inferno. Oh, I was so excited. I thought it was a steaming pile of shit.
Starting point is 01:17:39 I hate it. Don't say that, because it sounds some deep shit we were buzzing off, how deep that can be. The thing is, the story is clever because obviously Dan Brown is not from this planet.
Starting point is 01:17:48 His brain works completely differently to everybody else is. But the guy who wrote it, I don't know if he thinks we're stupid, but it was so corny that we were being spoon-fed the plot. You know, when you think, give us a little bit of credit, mate. Yeah. We have got brains. Let us work out.
Starting point is 01:18:04 We can sort of follow it, but it was just cringe. Everything. Yeah, and I'm surprised at him because he wrote, Death Becumsoe wrote Carlito's way. Like, he's done some really. good, funny works and serious work. I love her film, one of my favour. Classic. Yeah. But yeah, I was
Starting point is 01:18:19 disappointed by it. Technically, it was a wonderfully made film, obviously, because Ron Howard had something to do with it. And Tom Hanks is in it. Tom Hanks was good in it, but I felt a little bit disappointed by him as well. What? Oh, no, come on now. No, I'm about to go jump up the nearest bridge. Tom's cut, Tom's, no. Don't say this.
Starting point is 01:18:37 I'm sorry, only because, like, did he not think to say, I am not saying those words, come on. Yeah, come on, don't know what I mean. His performance is amazing, that's true. Like, he's got manners, isn't he? But the only redeeming feature was Ben Foster. Okay. But that is only because if he read the phone book to me,
Starting point is 01:18:52 I would say give the man an Oscar. Yeah. Because I just love him. So, really, he could have just been silent. Oh, yeah. A pile of shit that film, don't love her. That's brilliant. Okay, so the inferno is maybe a meh.
Starting point is 01:19:03 Nope. Oh, man. Maybe a shitstorm. Yeah. But what did you, what did you enjoy that you sort of see? American Honey. Oh, my. Oh my God, what is it not?
Starting point is 01:19:13 It's Shia LaBuff's new indie movie. Oh, here we can. And he totally redeemed himself because I thought it was a complete idiot. Should I just step out while I used to just stay in there? It's about to get moist. I'm swimming in, I can't swim I need a home pads.
Starting point is 01:19:28 I can't even tread water. Shia La Buffing. Right. Hey! I'm a fan of Shire. He's like, he's missing a few He's missing a few screws. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:19:39 And he started working that Lars von Trier Freak and making them nymphomaniac films that were just shocking. His accent was absolutely atrocious and I was disappointed. Oh my God, he tried? I don't know. You don't know.
Starting point is 01:19:49 No, you don't know, dear. It was like an Australian, English, American, Irish thing. Honestly, it was shocking. It was like nobody said to him, dude, just be American. Just do American because it would be less weird. My question is, who was in the edit going,
Starting point is 01:20:03 yeah, you know, that accent's fine. We'll let the whole entire world see that. Awful. It's supposed to be the worst accent. Yeah. He was honestly, he was like, since Dick Van der Haug. Yeah, you just don't know what he's doing.
Starting point is 01:20:14 It was a little bit of probably South African as well. It was like, crazy. It was that. He's like, okay. He went to the audition and I say, so you've got to be foreign in this film. Can you do foreign? Yeah, I can do foreign.
Starting point is 01:20:26 Just mix them all up. Mix them up. But, yeah, okay. It is an amazing film. It's about... You ain't saying anything about it. All you're talking about it is amazing. I will tell you about it now.
Starting point is 01:20:36 I'll tell you about it. It's a bunch of teenagers. They are traveling up and down. America selling magazine subscriptions door to door. It's basically about what you think a bunch of teenagers will get up to if they're on the road about any sort of adult supervision. You know, there's drink, there's drugs, there's fighting,
Starting point is 01:20:53 there's really close to the mark sex, like almost pornographic, yeah. But tastefully done, you know? Tasteful ball. Yeah. Is it like skins then, but on steroids? Yeah, absolutely. Skins on the road. Have you ever seen?
Starting point is 01:21:07 Skins on tour? And it skins on tour? Have you ever seen the movie Kids by Larry Clark? Do you remember that? No, no, that's on my to do list I keep meaning to watch that. I need to get down to it. That movie's meant to be...
Starting point is 01:21:16 It is. It is. But when you watch the rest of his work, you realise that he's just the dirty old man. Andrea Arnold, who made this film, who made American Honey, she did what he was trying to do, but with class and grace,
Starting point is 01:21:30 and I'm absolutely in love with that film. It's nearly three hours long, but... Got loads of... Three hours. Yeah. I think I can take three hours, Shire. I don't know if I can watch it,
Starting point is 01:21:39 like, some dumb kids. shab-blanking and taking drugs and feeling each other and crying. There's a love story, like a toxic love story running through it and all that. No, no, he turns out to me a right shit, so. I don't know, man. I think it's one that might not get a seat from me, really. It's not to everyone's taste, I will say that. But it's a very, very good film.
Starting point is 01:22:01 It's a very good, yeah. Okay, so it's a tick from... Yep. Absolutely. And I forgot to say that the Inferno was. Oh, hello! Oh, wow. Absolutely.
Starting point is 01:22:14 Well, I went to see last night, I went to the premiere of Jack Reacher, Never Go Back. No. Number two. I actually hadn't seen number one. Have you seen it yet? No, I just went to number two. Don't do a catch-up at the beginning? No, they don't, yeah.
Starting point is 01:22:30 Oh, shit. Previously on January. Yeah. Yeah. Do you think so with that cheesy title that they do that? I mean, you didn't need to see the first one. I understood. It was just a story.
Starting point is 01:22:41 He's an ex-Army major. He can punch a lot of people. He can kick ass. He's got emotional problems, as always. And Kobe Smolders, who plays, like, the head lead. And she, I've got to give her credit. You know, in a movie, when you've got girls who are, like, kicking ass. And you just don't believe it.
Starting point is 01:23:00 You're like, I could punch you. I could take you. And I totally believe. I think she kind of, like, buffed up a bit. Her arms were, and I believed her. when she took down all those military guys I was like, yeah, you did that. Yeah, I was like, you did that girl.
Starting point is 01:23:12 You fucked them up, proper. Or your stunt girl did, but whatever. She fucked them up. You and the stunt girl did a great job. Together, tag team and that. So, I mean, it wasn't the best film, probably wouldn't watch it again, but it was an enjoyable cinema thing.
Starting point is 01:23:25 Is it like one of those, like, kind of just... It was jumpy. Yeah. It was jumpy, there was twist, there was car chases. I love that. You know. It's a film film, in it? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:23:33 It was a movie movie movie. Entertainment. Yeah, pure entertainment. Tom Cruise doing his thing. I don't get how he keeps getting cast for like bad ass ass men when he's only like four, he's old, he's old and he's like four foot like I swear down He was small, I was on the bled carpet and he was very, very close to me
Starting point is 01:23:52 Was he? He was about, well he was close to me but there was like a whole flank of security team obviously because he is that small Yeah, because that's not. But then again, that said Jet Lee's quite small as well and he looks like he can kick some ass as well. Small ninja-esque stature. Chachar?
Starting point is 01:24:10 It's that, like cats. They can fuck you up. They can fuck you at something wicked, you know? But they're small. If you get the right cat. Don't tell me. Yeah, so what else have I seen? So that's what I watched this week.
Starting point is 01:24:22 Oh, and I also watched, I mean, it's a, it's an, not at the amount, but it was, now you can see me. Now you see me? Now you see me. Now you see me. Now you've seen the first one. I caught that up on Netflix and I watched it. The magic one.
Starting point is 01:24:35 I've got Daniel Radcliff in it. It has. Yeah. Which is very weird. So it's Daniel Radcliffe playing a magician. Yeah. I'm not quite. But it was funny.
Starting point is 01:24:44 The lines, well, he was more of a scientist who hates magic, which was really ironic. That is really weird. So Daniel Radcliffe. I never thought about it like. He had a line in it and it was like,
Starting point is 01:24:51 science is the best magic. And I was like, you've been waiting to say that for 10 years. Ten years. Cleaned yourself. Go ahead. I liked it. It's got all the big,
Starting point is 01:24:59 have you seen it? Yeah, I've seen it. And I've seen the first one. The first one is, oh, amazing. The second one was all right. Should that have stopped at the first one, you think?
Starting point is 01:25:08 No, because I wanted to see it number one because it's so cool. The kind of film you can only see really what I'm I wouldn't watch it again
Starting point is 01:25:16 because once you know all the twists and the turns and the magic tricks and stuff but it's proper glittery, glitzy wizardy
Starting point is 01:25:22 magic entertainment when you're watching it is funny as well basically it's a hustle film yeah it's a hustle film with magicing a magic hustle
Starting point is 01:25:30 thing it's like Ocean's 11 with David Blaine and Dynamone yeah That's good. So for me, that's a... Now you can see me too, is it yet?
Starting point is 01:25:40 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm going to do two quick shoutouts as well that, like, you can find online on catch-ups and whatnot from sites. Sing Street, the Irish movie. I've not seen that yet. Yeah, really, really good. So I recommend, like, Google Sing Street. It's about these, like, young guys in the 80s in Ireland,
Starting point is 01:25:59 and they make a band, and they're pretty good. Oh, excellent. And Zootopia. Zootopia. I've not seen that yet? Yeah. I saw it in the cinema and then I watched it again this week. I re-watched it and it's one of those animations that again just caters for the adults.
Starting point is 01:26:13 That's really funny. It's funny and there's just the different levels in it. And it's about a group of animals who live in a, like a city called Zoo. Zootopia or Zootropolis. They changed the name in America. They changed the name in England in America. I don't know why. We can understand what you mean.
Starting point is 01:26:33 We don't. We don't know. We don't really use Tropilis. No, that's true. We don't. I get it. But it's about this little bunny who wants to be a policeman, and she does it because all the policemen are like big rhinos and stuff.
Starting point is 01:26:44 That's so cute. Yeah, she has to team up with this sly fox. Sly fox, and they have a sort of tag team to solve this missing person's case. But there's basically all the way under the film, we're watching it, and I realize it's all just like about racial profiling. Oh, message. Yeah, there's a lesser message. So the Sly Fox being a black guy and stuff.
Starting point is 01:27:07 Yeah. That's different. Yeah. And then they've got this dog in there and she's being a bitch. Ah! Yeah, you see that? Hey! Hey, right.
Starting point is 01:27:19 Can I just say for a silly fan watch as well, please watch, Zombie versus Cockneys. Oh, you can't go on about that, please. Oh, can you have come up on my Netflix? Watch it. Really? It's the best waste of time ever. Oh my gosh, we're out of time.
Starting point is 01:27:36 we're going to have to roll on any of the movies we've done for next week. We will roll on next week. Because I know we had a couple more, but we're at time. It is nearly 6pm, so I've got my last song. This is Queen, don't stop me now. From what movie, do you know? From Wayne's World. Yes!
Starting point is 01:27:50 My favourite film! Oh my God! That's why I'm called Teage World, people. From Wayne's World? Right, okay. This is Queen. We've been Johanna James, and Teethworld. We've released about as in its back row and chill. Have a good weekend.

There aren't comments yet for this episode. Click on any sentence in the transcript to leave a comment.