Back Side - 10: Theo Finally Has ENOUGH! "Aliens are Farming Us!" & Chilling With Johnny Depp...

Episode Date: June 20, 2024

The lads ROAST Theo on his SoccerAid performance. He reveals all the behind the scenes stories and the lads debate if humans are being 'farmed' by aliens...If you'd like to work with us, email the studio on [e-mail] by The Fellas Studios: https://fellasstudios.com/podcastsTheo:https://youtube.com/c/HiMalfoyhttps://youtube.com/c/TheoBakerVlogsOllie:https://youtube.com/c/reevhttps://youtube.com/c/OllieFletcherTom Garratt:https://www.youtube.com/@TomGarratt10 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to a new episode of Backside with me, Reeve, Theo Baker, Tom Garrett and Lewis Bowden. If you haven't already hit follow, why not tap it right now for new episodes every week. And if you want to see more Backside, catch us on YouTube, TikTok and Instagram, where all you have to do is search Backside. Let's get into it. For a man that can't run, I'm actually doing it right. What do you mean? You've done a throw-in to them, a header to them, and you haven't been able to run. Oh!

Oh! I literally did two tackles. Ah! Reeve was bigging up a story massively in private messages to me, so I told him to save for it. No, you were saying this was a story for the ages. No, I didn't say it. You are so annoying.

I said I can't wait to tell you this story that I just had this morning. Right, brilliant. Well done, guys. Now go on, no, it's honestly, hold your horses. This is going to be class. It was a really cool interaction. I said,

you said reservable interaction stories for the podcast. So I'll say it now. I'm excited for this. Yeah. It better be good. Shut up. Essentially. I walked out of my building and someone walked past me in a suit and he just held his hand

out for a high five and a high-fived him and walked off. Pretty cool. I had a dream last night. I told you it wasn't that good and you were like, save it for the pod. I was like, all right. You said, Lewis, I've got a story.

I'm going to save it for the pod. I wouldn't even say that to tell anyone. But you just think you're so famous that it was obviously because he knew you. I'm not even joking. to tell anyone. But you just think you're so famous that it was obviously because he knew you. I'm not even joking. That might be the worst story that's ever been told on this show. That's great for me.

I high-fived someone and thought it was fucking podcast worthy. Well, on the way here, I was walking and then someone else was coming that way. What? And we both went the same way. Do you know when you do that?

And then we went ahead and just walked off. It was amazing. Tom, that is such a good story, man. See, this is why we have you in the podcast. That was unbelievable. I just thought I need to save this for the podcast. Wait, did you go left and he went right and then you went right?

No fucking way. It was fucking crazy. Why can't you tell stories like that, really? I think it's not even what it was. It was just the way you told it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I went to a swimming pool this morning. Yeah. As I walked in, I said, hey, I booked for nine o'clock.

Fucking let me through the gate. That wasn't even funny in like a sarcastic way. How did he end up being... No, no, I'm not going to say it with him. How do you turn it on yourself? Thankfully, I've not had the worst time today. This point made sense when I was trying to take the piss out of it. I thought you were going to have me back there.

As soon as you started speaking, I knew. Okay, well, I had a dream, and I remembered my dream for once. How long ago was this dream? I thought we cancelled this, though, so this better be good. Yeah, this dream was so mad. This segment is actually discontinued. People do find this so boring. Last night, instead of 40 minutes of wake time, I had an hour and 40,

so I must have been wired in the dream. Right, Phil Phil can we agree you've started already on a boring note can we agree if you never tell if this is a bad dream story

you never tell one ever again on the board yeah and we we vote at the end okay well I only remember I'll vote right now I only remember

part of the dream but it must have been exciting because I remember a bit of it so tell the dream you just said you remember the whole dream and that's the reason

you're telling us do you know why it's a boy he starts talking about telling the dream for five minutes before he tells the dream. I was in a Renault Clio on the way to the Euros. That was my first car interview. Yeah, same actually. And I was just on the way.

And guess who was driving the car? Thierry Henry from the advert. No, he had Declan Rice driving. He was like, all right, mate. I was like, yeah. He's like, yeah, I'm going Euros. Do you want a lift? So I got in.

And in the back was James Madison. i vote we don't do that segment although we i vote we kick him off the bus yeah i was good yeah that's all i remember i didn't know that was part of the voting but i will agree for the rest of the episode my question is what goes through your head to think oh you need to tell people that well it's not even a I actually remembered a dream that's not even a good dream it's not funny it's not weird the fact that I remembered a dream it makes sense

so yeah you're on about going to the Euros so yeah some of the England players are in there you didn't even high five either of them so I have no idea

but the fact that I remembered it I was like wow it must have been a good dream it's fucking boring I can tell you now it wasn't it's so boring to listen to well

Theo yes this is your time this episode is your time well after that It's so boring to listen to. Well, Theo. Yes. This is your time. This episode is your time. Well, after that, we're giving him more air time. Well, sadly, we've got to, don't we?

Because he's been hanging out with Usain Bolt. Yeah. Well, I've been hanging out with someone much cooler, though. Who? The guy in the suit. Johnny Depp. Oh.

Oh, yeah. You haven't told that story yet. Yeah. I had an MRI for my foot Oh you've ruined the story now That's the start of the story What do you mean? I wasn't even ruined the story

You're better off saying like Stop not you can't give advice Let him tell his own story Why are you giving advice And not telling stories I'm not taking storytelling tips From this man What you need to do is like

Say for 10 minutes you've got a story. Yeah. Anyway, I'll breeze through it. Had an MRI for my foot. Turns out I've got a stress fracture. But in the waiting room of the MRI facility or whatever, I was waiting for my, the scanner person that comes out of it. Johnny Depp.

I go, all right, mate. Johnny Depp. Yeah. I didn't, I didn't point him and go Johnny Depp. I went, oh oh how was that it was a bit loud he's like oh don't worry about it

I sleep like a baby I was like oh wish me luck I'm next he didn't say anything then I was like nice to see you man he was like

take it easy that's quite a cool interaction Johnny Depp that's quite nice was he genuinely in it or was he just where were you no no no

did he speak like it was a private clinic on... What? Surely he would have been in a robe. Or had he got dressed? No, I think he got dressed before he came out. Because the robe... There were robes hanging up in the room.

I don't mean they go home in the robe. Well, no. There's normally change rooms outside the... You know all about... Getting through the back. Because he went straight through the back entrance of the hospital which a lot of people don't actually do

because I have to dress in a robe and obviously it's quite exciting because you go naked under the robe why would that be exciting you're naked

under your clothes now but obviously it's open at the back so your arse is showing you're lying down though isn't it yeah I also wear boxers yeah go on

tell your soccer head story please what is he doing please indulge us in this fucking You're lying down though, isn't he? Yeah, I also wear boxers. Yeah, go on, tell your soccer head stories then. God, what is he doing? Please indulge us in this fucking amazing stories,

your love. Let me guess, did you say hello to someone? We should congratulate Theo for his huge performance and...

You got fucking dicked on by Diary of CEO. You literally didn't watch it. I did, I watched it for 10 minutes. You can't even say a word to me about playing football ever. I'm better than you.

You are so bad. I'm better than you. I had a grade two hamstring tear. You said you were injury free beforehand. And actually, to prove it to you, I've got a compilation of my game. Oh, God. Really? Yep.

We watched it. Have you left out the bit where you were running like you were in your dream? I don't think that's necessarily a fair combination because you put all the highlights that you were touching the ball in in ball game. No, I include the Stephen Bartlett goal. Have you left him Stephen Bartlett scoring two against you? Yes. I have. Do we really need to watch the highlights? We watched the game. It'll be

like 20 seconds long. No, because you What? No, because you think I played shit but I actually didn't. You did? I didn't. Because you didn't fucking watch the game. I did. I had to turn it off. I was that embarrassed. Look at this. Look at this.

Oh, done. Oh, is that? Yeah. He fell over. See you later, Karen Carney. Wait, wait, wait. Go back to the start. No.

Oh, look at that. Oh, look at that touch into Evra. That's fucking good. Yeah, you're impressed by that. Not really. I actually, I was looking at the movie, so I actually didn't see that. Oh, they're going to run. You can't run with a grade two hand. You said you weren't injured.

I was injured. Oh, you're changing your mind now. Throw in. No way, you put a throw in in there. Oh, my God. He didn't throw in. He threw in. And he threw, look at him, he's treading water. I can't run your fucking dick I can't run A header

To them A header to them For a man that can't run I'm actually doing alright What do you mean You've done a throw in to them A header. To them. A header to them. For a man that can't run, I'm actually doing it right. What do you mean? You've done a throw-in to them, a header to them, and you haven't been able to run.

I literally did two tackles, actually. Stephen Bartlett's offside there. I can't believe you made a compilation. Do you know what? I actually thought the compilation would be better than this. I don't know what Everett's doing there. That was you.

You stitched him up. Stitched? You stitched him up. Stitched? You stitched him up. Now you're being a dick. Oh, Phil Walcott? Yeah. See you later, buddy. Yeah.

You tackled him. There you go. An interception. The first good highlight. Yeah. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Yeah. Philly 1-2? Philly 1-2? No. Oh. No, couldn't make it. Are you trying to make yourself look shit? You made yourself look shit you made yourself look

shit than what I remember I thought you were better than me I thought you were alright compared to this you know what's funny is that I'm actually doing alright

and you're just being a dick you're just getting tackled well that's the yeah there you go it's a five yard pass well done

I'm not getting tackled though am I you just did there you go this is a fucking penalty is it yeah

no it actually was a penalty you know Tom going to say why did you move that bit to be honest oh right

when you got sat down by Tom yeah it's so funny I can't believe you just made the highlights

of this this is amazing not quite there it is go on edit edit bang back in the mix to them the highlights of this. This is amazing. Not quite. There it is. Go on. Edit, edit. Bang. Back in the mix.

To them. Bang, back in the mix. He went... That is... Theo, right? Okay. That's a tragic performance. It actually wasn't.

No, can I be honest? Can I be honest? I genuinely thought when I watched it, I thought you were doing good. I thought whenever you had the ball, like, he was, like, playing it about well.

Which I did. I watched... No, because... No, because you're higher, I think you were doing good I thought whenever he had the ball he was playing it about well which I did no because of your highlight I think you were shit now I was taking the piss before watching that I'm not familiar with how to play football but this little man

in the corner no no no I genuinely I genuinely thought you were good before you showed me the highlight I swear down

I swear down you can look in the chat you've done your knee 30 seconds into a game again I'm still able to tell when someone's shit no you can't you said you put it back in the mixer I swear down. I swear down. You can look at that. You've done your knee 30 seconds into a game again. I'm still able to tell when someone's shit. No, you can't. You said you put it back in the mixer.

You headed it to their left back. By the way, that performance with one hamstring is 20 times better than you will ever do in your life. His performance at the den was better than that. You're actually being rude. Because you kept passing the people in line. What did he expect was going to happen? He's showing a highlight reel of him.

What do you want me to say? You're being a dick. Do you want me to lie and say you were good? You just saw that I wasn't that bad. You were. I wasn't. I don't understand because he's... How low are your standards?

Theo, can you show me which bit there's good? You should expect to be better than that. I had one fucking hand. You said you weren't injured. No, do you know what should have happened? Was Potts shouldn't have put me at right back, full well knowing that I could have won. Why did you get put there?

He put you at right back because it's the easiest position if you're injured. No, it's not. Because you've got to run up and down. Yeah, why did you get put there? he put you at right back because it's the easiest position if you're injured no it's not because you've got to run up and down so what's the easiest position then? where should you play? probably in the middle

where you've got less running so your 3 out of 10 performance aside what other stories have you got? no I don't want to talk to you anymore actually you've really made me feel really disappointed about myself I don't actually understand what you expected Sean as that

yeah I thought you'd say I'm surprised you left in Tom going in making you fall over that's an thought you'd I'm surprised you left in Tom Grennan making you fall over that's an interesting you left a throwing in which you threw

your body by Tom Grennan he's half your size every time I touch the ball I was involved I thought it's a fair yeah no no no no this was supposed to be

an episode where we discuss your soccer aid no it's okay it's alright tell us about the people you met then come on no I don't want to anymore right let's all go home they're just my peers you're such a diva we're proud of you Theo No, it's okay. So right, tell us about the people you met then. Come on. No, I don't want to anymore.

Let's all go home. They're just my peers. You're such a diva. We're proud of you, Theo. You achieved your dream. We told you we were proud of you and we were happy for you. Wait, wait. I'm going to be honest.

You were shit. He did actually say, I'm really proud of you, mate. Haven't watched the game. Now he's watched it. He's not proud of me. I'm still proud of you and I was very happy for you,

but I'm going to be honest. Do you want me to lie? Don of you and i was very happy for you but i'm gonna be honest you want me to lie don't look at me what you should do tom should lie so all the times i get bantered and abused for times i've had stinkers and i just take on the chin but me saying you played shit when you were shit with one hamstring we can all have excuses when we did the farnham video it was the first time i'd played since my arm you were bad though oh no I was but I haven't did I say

oh but it's my first time back since my arm I just went yeah I was shit you're going no it's not fair I did I've left my throw-ins in

use your head I obviously got to leave the throw-ins you were dog shit I touched the ball I was getting messages off like wait you actually think

hands on heart think the passes I played the tackles I did I was getting messages off like wait you actually think hands on heart think the passes I played the tackles I did I was shit off on his 50% of your standards he's saying you tackled Walcott

that's cool no he intercepted I'm trying to get his head off being horrible you know I'm not being horrible I'm being honest do you know what you sound

you sound jealous yeah I'm so jealous of that performance you sound jealous mate yeah I'm really jealous of that performance. You sound jealous, mate. Yeah, I'm really jealous. At least you touched the ball more than Simon. That is true, actually. They've done him so dirty.

But we've got Simon's highlight reel. You've not seen it? Yeah, walking on the pitch. No, he came on straight away and did a slight tackle on Billy. That was pretty... It was interesting, like, chatting to Petr Cech about, like, just his Chelsea days. Did anyone, like, stand in the change room like this?

You know when they played like Barcelona and like how he felt about, you know when they got, should have had like five penalties in the Champions League. It was just interesting chatting to them all about these like actual moments and their perspectives on everything. Yeah. It was quite rare. I remember being in the sauna with, I sat in the sauna with Patrice Evra, Tony Belyeu, Jack Wilshere, Roman and Tom Grennan.

And it was just like, Patrice Evra was talking about all these Premier League titles with Fergie. You can ask questions that you wouldn't normally get to ask. Because it's private.

Yeah, they're private. Usually it would be like... Because he's got his cock out, yeah. Yeah, well, yeah. Did anyone go to you, did you have Tony Bellew going, Sothia, what do you do? No, I had Tom Hiddleston

do that, though. Yeah. He seems like a nice one. Me and Simon had a really interesting conversation with him. like did you have like Tony Bell you going so Theo what do you do no I had Tom Hiddleston do that though yeah he was like he seems like a nice one me and Simon had a really interesting conversation with him like he was really wanting to know about like YouTube

and how it worked I was just about to say I'd be surprised if people weren't interested no they were so different I feel like probably he's not footballers

but I can see a Tom because like he's more in like yeah Loki he's cool right that was good I enjoyed that one thanks mate but like when we were chatting to him he's cool right that was good I enjoyed that one thanks mate but like

when we were chatting to him he's Loki ah say what that is he's character he's an Avenger I don't watch that new one he's like one of the biggest

Hollywood actors in the world yeah he is yeah but he because he's so fucking British so English and so posh and normal

and just he would like shake you in the eye look you in the eye like he becomes very normal bloke to talk to your picture with them though all i could see is his like low-key smile so he looks really evil yeah he looks like he's fucking up to something he would have like cups of tea like every night and just take a whole teapot up to his room and shit like that but

like we should just chat to him about like i wanted to know how he got into acting and stuff like that like you don't when do you ever get a chance to talk to him about that yeah like when he was like you said yeah at the start of his acting he was like struggling quite a lot and like he went to like I've said if you always just love is there always one you want to be

so ever since I was a kid I always wanted to act went to acting school and like it was just so interesting I do find the concept of soccer like the build up so cool

yeah almost better than the game it is actually what is it four days yeah Thursday to Sunday I think that bit's so sick yeah do you just get to know

these people on an actual personal basis yeah or the people you're around like just on a casual level and just like the way you're treated I think I'd be like

oh the game comes I'm injured like you're having lunch with like David Seaman yeah and it's like David what he's just so

like talking about we were asking him like, when Wenger came in. Why does he get all, get fucking lobbed every week? Oh, come on. Look at him.

It's his best man. When Wenger came in, I was like, so how, like did it change as much as everyone thinks it changed? He was like, mate,

it was insane. Did you chat to Tommy Fury? Yeah, a little bit not really I didn't really you're scared of him it wasn't really like did you not tell him

that you invented boxing no I did I did have a conversation with Eddie Hearn about that but the what was it oh you forgot

Eddie Hearn was there I love him no the Tommy Fury one the only time I ever really talked it was like oh well good goal whatever

but the he said that to you you know when you just say it after the game like well, it was like, oh, well, good girl, whatever. But the... He said that to you? You know when you just say it after the game, like, well played, and shit like that? Oh, I see. I didn't really see eye to eye,

but it was a bit awkward when it was Simon. Yeah. But they apologised to each other. Well, Simon apologised to him. Oh, sorry, sorry. I'm so sorry. Go on then, talk about...

Sorry, my neck's in your hand. You don't shit yourself. We've seen Simon talk about this, but now we want the truth from Theo Baker. I don't know how he described it, though. I haven't simon talk about this but now we want the i don't know how simon described it i haven't seen so simon said that he went to go get a pizza or and he thought it was someone else's but then tommy came over and it came very clear it was tommy's pizza it wasn't his pizza it was my uh michael ward's pizza no that's what he said that he thought it was that but then

it came clear that it was tommy's when tommy came over and it was like he was taking his pizza and then he's like ah and then no i got the i thought it was michael's pizza but he was sharing the pizza so tommy went in for a slice as simon went in for maybe that happened but like he's on my right tommy's on my left they've both gone in for a slice and i'm like and they both look at each other in the eyes and something goes oh i'm sorry that's the first thing he said it was very awkward and then and then after that tom was like mate honestly like don't worry about it like water under the rug and he was like um what what's the saying under the bridge, yeah. What's a rug? I don't know.

What are you keeping under your rug? Water under the rug. It was just like a really normal conversation of both of them being like, yeah. He was like, I didn't realise it was like a four month old clip. It was like, just like, when it comes to a family, it's a bit like.

That is really awkward, like. It was awkward, but they both just brushed it under the rug. That's where it was. It's under the carpet. Yeah. How is it? Water under the rug. Water under the bridge and brushed under the carpet. They's where it was. It's under the carpet. Yeah. How was it? Water under the rock.

Water under the bridge and brushed under the carpet. They both were just like, it was just blown out of proportion and like, they were just sound after that. What was the craziest thing that happened to you

whilst you were there? I had a dream about... What was this Eddie Hearn thing you was talking to him about creative boxing? Yeah, yeah. Oh, we were just talking about... I love Eddie Hearn.

He is Joe. He is absolutely Joe. You would fucking... I love him. Yeah, you boxing. Yeah. Oh, we were just talking about, it was, I love Eddie Irons. He is Joe. He is absolutely Joe. You would, you would fucking. I love him. Yeah. You would, you would,

you would. Yeah. And, uh, we were just talking about the boxing and stuff, like how it all started. I was like, he's like,

if he thinks that JJ is going to fight again and whatnot. I told him about me and Joe and everything. He's like, yeah, I saw that. And then he, he was saying, oh, I love Joe, man. And then we were talking about how we were talking to you. on him about me and joe and everything he's like yeah i saw that and then he he was saying oh i

love joe man and then we were talking about how we were talking to you said oh talking to usain bolt about like sprinting that was sick now that's actually sick because i didn't realize like fucking run nah i've watched so many documentaries on him like the training and that's yeah but also like it you know like when it was um him you have like justin gatling tyson gay who's like i can't remember which one it was him, Johan Blake, Justin Gatlin, Tyson Gay, he was like, I can't remember which one it was, either Tyson Gay or Justin Gatlin. Like in one of the races, you know, when you do your warmup on the track before you go to the block,

he just spat on Usain's lane, just spat right in front of him. And Usain was like, what the fuck are you doing? Like, he was obviously just trying to get in his head. Didn't work. And then I think it was either Gatling or Tyson Gay. One of them would take ages to get in the blocks. Because, you know, it's like set and you have to get in.

I think that's Gatling. Is it Gatling? He said he would just take ages. You have to wait until everyone's in the block, right? And it's just all these mind games you don't think about. Because Gatling was the one they really thought would event. Because he got done for. He got so open.

Yeah, but then when he come, then while he was out guy he was the best one yeah then gatling like they actually thought he was going to be i mean like 2016. to try and like be beat him as all this but like also so i was like so like did you run like 5k's in that for like cardio it was like the longest I ever ran during my career was 200 metres. Or 400 metres, yeah. Yeah, because there was rumours he'd moved to 400 metres. Or like long jump and that, people said he should have done. No point doing the other stuff.

You're just losing your fast twitch fibres. And like, oh, this was interesting. Mo Farah was telling us about the cool room. What's the cool room? Mate, if you... That lot where you went because you're cool. You know, Netflix have finally just released a sprinting Drive to Survive series, right? There's loads of sunglasses in there.

It looks... But so I didn't know this. No one knows this exists. So you obviously, before every race in the Olympics, you have warm up room in a way you'd spend like an hour to three hours warming up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then you have a cool room, which is a room a probably the size of this room building here okay tiny little room like a changing room that all the runners and the sprinters in that race just sit in for 20 minutes before they get called out to the to the track and there's no cameras in that room called out to the call out to the track so you go warm up

warm up cool room race before you go to the track for the race you're in this cool room where say the 10 sprinters or the 10 runners are just sat in this room. I bet that's awkward. No cameras. You just sat there for 20 minutes like getting in race zone. He said it's fucking weird.

Yeah, that would be fucking weird. Apparently the Americans are just like... Why do they do that? They say the reason why they... Just because I guess you've got to stand somewhere before you get called out for the... Which means the Americans are like... Americans americans going but it's interesting you said it's interesting seeing how different races or athletes react in that cool room so some of the

americans predominantly were like quite bold and loud like trying to like impose yeah yeah and then like the ethiopians would just keep themselves to themselves yeah remember when when mo farah was racing it was ethiopia and kenya and mo like during the races especially in 2012 like on the on the track it's like mind games of everyone so each team says say the three kenyans or three ethiopians will have one runner that they think they can yeah yeah so all all the other two runners are doing on each team is just protecting this runner to all the friends yeah it's exactly it's exactly like cycling but in running and mo was like hey i would be battling against these six guys who just don't want me

in their like field. And he was fucking just like savage. You're getting trapped in the spikes. Yeah, I always think that how they don't fall over more.

Yeah, it was horrible. Did Eddie Hearn thank you for inventing boxing? Yeah. Yeah, pretty much. He was like,

yeah, thank you so much. Are you going to fight again? No, obviously not. Why? I thought you were the bravest. No,

I don't want to injure people. I don't want to hurt people I'm too these things are the weapons yeah throw a jab right hand

right hand oh an uppercut oh right nice left hand uppercut oh no whoa I'll get banned for that one

did you see my nutmeg on John Obi and Mikael yes no what happened yeah

it was decent it was good I didn't score you put that at the corner it would have been so good no I mean I couldn't really yeah it was decent it was good if you put that at the corner it would have been so good I couldn't really it was decent but now that we found out

that John O'Bieke McHale needed surgery yeah it was before that what you sent him into injury that was the first day you sent him to the hospital do you know what I'm realising

everyone you come into contact with gets injured so you have John O'Bieke you have Usain Bolt you have Tom Robbie Keane pulled his hand me oh by the way

Loki dies Frank Lampard loved hand me oh by the way Loki dies Frank Lampard loved that nutmeg by the way he wouldn't stop talking about it he was obsessed I think

Mikel was like it's the first time I've been nutmegged he called him Lamps the other day he's so creepy you know how it is any questions guys

no not really I only asked the only question which was about the dicks I haven't told you this one this was sick so I'm betting I'm going to put early I'm betting it's not I only asked the only question which was about the dicks. I haven't told you this one. This was sick.

So, I'm betting, I'm going to put early, I'm betting it's not. A bit risky to start with there. Come put some memorabilia to show you. After the game, went in to go get

one of my boots signed for the England dressing room. So, the England dressing room. Got Robbie to sign it and he's like, oh mate, just want to say like,

Robbie Williams. Robbie Williams, not Robbie Keane. What did you say Robbie? Best mates. I just want to say, like, love youriams robbie williams not robbie keen uh it's like i'm just robbie best mates i just want to say uh like love your youtube been watching you for years who robbie williams no there's no fucking way robbie hands on heart yeah wow why and then and then and then he's i've only got one question why why is he watching your youtube i think he watches like everyone will he come on backside why not i'll ask him sitting there but like it was so weird because i was saying and then i had ended up having the image of robbie williams watching theo it's so weird we had like a 15 minute like

deep conversation about everything he was like um so like what's what's the long-term plan like how do you start earning money when you're asleep? What the fuck? He kind of questioning. I guess that's like, I guess that is cut the car. That's like how you get mega rich, isn't it? Yeah. That's the kind of thing you should,

isn't it? Like how long is it going to last? Like what, what's your game plan afterwards? Long-term, right? I don't know. Maybe a gym.

Like I like, I like working out. It's like, do something I want to do. And then he started telling me about his plan. And I was like, in my head, I was like,

what's his plan? I don't know if I me about his plan and i was like in my head i was like what's his house uh i don't know if i can say his plan but it's fucking sick what he's doing i don't know if it's been announced yet i'll tell you off camera how is it another take that tour but like it was really like it was like an intense conversation like and i was just in my head i was like this is fucking mad did you start singing angels well anyways okay so you want to see the memorabilia I got alright

I know you want to see it the first one this is the starter that I took from first meal of the entire oh the food was

classed throughout there's a buffet we can eat buffet every time brownies were nuts so obviously who was the captain of the rest of the world

Usain Bolt Usain Bolt okay obviously't know Usain Bolt okay obviously his is Achilles tendon so he was obviously killing in his boot after the game

on the table he gave you his gold medal and I've got his Olympic gold medal now I don't did you sneak in at any point by the way with Usain Bolt

that you did an Ironman he left his captain's armband no did you mention to anyone that you did an Ironman no you did yeah Ironman? He left his captain's armband. No, did you mention to anyone that you did in Ironman? No. You did? Yeah. Tom Grennan's really into triathlons.

He's doing T100 with me. So we had a little... With you? We're going to do it. Well, we're going to see each other on the day. Are you? Well, yeah, we're doing the same race, Olympic. Do you know what this is?

Do you know when you make friends on holiday and you're like, yeah, we'll stay in touch. But he's really into his triathlons. It was good chats to have, like training chats. Anyways, my point is I sat next to

in the changing room I sat next to Del Piero and Usain Bolt so obviously there I see in his seat I said fucking hell

he's left his captain's armband so I just take it over and say here you go do you want this here you go he said

nah man I've got three at home you can have it I was like oh sick can you sign it so I got his armband and he signed it

what does it say on it Usain Bolt he didn't even put like to Theo signed it What does it say on it Usain Bolt They didn't even put like To Theo Smell it What does it smell like It smells like a leader Jesus Christ

Can I wear it So I got his fucking Actual captain's armband That he wore in the game No I'm not after What you did with the boots I'm not No no let me have a go

No Let me have a go What do you mean Let me put it on And then I got Each boot so T.M. Wayne signature So this What do you mean? Let me put it on. And then I got each boot. So... Look at Tim Wayne's signature. So this boot,

my right boot signed by the rest of the world. So it's got obviously Del P, Usain Bolt, all those lot. Oh, more. Honestly, I'll accept all that.

Del P is fucking crazy. No, stop glossing past it. Stop glossing. There's Robbie Williams. And then this is the England team all signed. Del P. You just call him Del P is fucking crazy. No, stop glossing past it. Stop glossing. There's Robbie Williams and then this is the England team all signed. Del P. You just call him Del P.

I have a question. Yeah. There doesn't seem to be enough signatures to match the amount of players that played. No, there's not. Okay. So some of them were just like, who didn't have your...

No, I didn't ask everyone. Okay. Whoa. You ran out of space. Who did you bottle? No, fuck off. I can see the space. Yeah, the left boot definitely has space. There's definitely space. Who didn't you ask? Who Tommy, you're not a good enough. Who ran out of space? Who did you bottle? No, fuck off, I can see there's space.

There's definitely space. You, there's definitely space. Who didn't you ask? Who didn't you ask? Who did you bottle asking? No, I just wanted like- Oh, I see what's happened here. He didn't want like-

No, you valued some people lower than others. Yeah. That is classic. That is crazy. That is classic. I wanted like ex-pros in that. So what's T on mine? You're not a team, you're not a team. It's just, I already care about the famous people. I did my whole team. So why is T on mine? You're not a team. You're not a team.

It's just I already care about the famous people. I did my whole team. So why is T on mine? I did all of my rest of the world. You wanted just ex-pros? Yeah, yeah. I did all of my rest of the world

and then most of England. Ex-pros and Robbie Williams. No, who don't you value enough as people then? So you ever look at the signatures? Is Karen Carney's signature on there? Who? Karen Carney's.

She went in the changing room. So Theo, what you're telling us is you value people differently depending on their fame not at all I just couldn't ask if I could because I was not welcomed in the England dressing room

because I was in a wave player no what about the rest of the world well that's weird because you said you had a 15 minute chat with Robbie Williams I needed to go get my pizza

okay damn why didn't you ask certain people you didn't like them you don't value people based on their fame I just didn't want it

it ran out of space I know what it was fucking It ran out of space. I know what it was. Fucking pen ran out of ink. Oh, yeah. Theo, life lesson. Everyone's equal. You should treat the janitor the same as the king.

Why do you keep trying to, like, stitch me up for shit? I'm not. It's an obvious question. Did you get the kit man signature? I couldn't get everyone, could I? Yes, you did. There's loads of space. There wasn't enough space at all. Oh, my God.

There definitely just was. You didn't realise there's cameras that can see the boots? No. And also because once I had that chat with Rob Williams, I just felt like I had to leave. This is a bit like the... Oh, so he was your last teacher. So I was a bit like, I can't really hang around.

Look, we get it. We know what you like. We just want the viewers to know what you like. You've been a right dick to me today, you know. You're the one who did that. This whole episode has just been talking about your soccer experience. We have just been celebrating your your soccer experience we have just been celebrating

your success for that last hour so cheers but we just wanted for people to know that you value people

differently I'm just disappointed in you little bit right I'm a bit disappointed like because

you know Tommy Fury signature no why is he not part of the team he's on your

own team as well is he not part of the team he was busy was he doing what

shadow boxing knew that was coming anyway but did Tommy Fury at any point just like start shadow boxing knocking him out

a couple times so what's it like interview so just like at dinner you'd be like a couple times who had the best body

I couldn't believe now legit I couldn't believe how legit I couldn't believe how big Tommy Fury was yeah he's huge his arm was bigger than my head yeah

like he's literally like that I could not believe it his legs are small though aren't they no is it just because his body is so big he's fucking huge

he's got quite thin ankles and that but his legs are big who was the most impressive footballer in terms of physically like physically oh physically

still in shape still in shape Essien yeah yeah he's John Abbey McHale or Evra mate first day of fucking in training interesting but a first day in training just like bumped into Essien he

blows you away isn't it it's just like it's that African strength bro African strength bro when you play with It's that African strength, bro. When you play with Africans, they dig for you. No, wait, wait. I swear to God,

I bumped into him, into his elbow. Fucking bruised my ribs. Yeah. I'm not even joking. It still hurts to cough. Yeah, yeah. It hurts to cough.

They're like running into a block of flats. I thought I was winded. Yeah. I couldn't breathe. I was like, what the fuck is just happening? It's unbelievable how strong Africans are,

like naturally. I've never experienced anything like that in my life. My ribs still hurt. Me and my brother's, man. Yeah. My ribs still hurt. He has the biggest quads I've ever experienced anything like that in my life my ribs still hurt my ribs still hurt he has the biggest quads I've ever seen yeah he was built

he was fucking funny as well who? Michael Essien oh it was quite cool though back oh by the way I was back of the bus

going on the way to the on the way to the the Stamford Bridge get on the bus first so you could reserve your seat back of the bus

is like different when there's like a table and a TV and yeah did you get on the bus first so you could reserve your seat but back of the bus is like different when there's like a table and a TV and yeah did you get on the bus first so you could try and get a good seat

I was one of the last people there they were like back of the bus man I don't think they did I do not believe that I know he was on the bus first I was like one more back in

space next to the toilet Delps Delps Delpy Delpy can I sit by you go on then big boy Give us a fact

Well it need be Sang in Oh your hat Oh let's hear what It's time To It's not it It's not it

Just do it It gets further and further away From what it started as That's Step Brothers I also think we should start by Fucking The start of the fact Conte Potero innit

to give me out of 10 how annoyed it'll make me can you shut up we'll have like a warm up one because I realise we go into the thick stuff quite quickly we only want the thick stuff little warm up one this entire segment is thick

fat people are bulletproof right so give me the ratings that is outrageous i think i'll make you like we can't even say that yes you can people are bulletproof are you saying this because of like fat is thicker than muscles this is just the headline he's gonna explain it this is just a little warm-up or this isn't a juicy boy. And then out of 10,

how much? It's 10 out of 10 true. It's 10 out of 10 true and he's going to make me 8 out of 10 annoyed. Probably he's 8 out of 10. Well, it's true. It might not make you annoyed.

So essentially, a certain amount of body fat will make you bulletproof. So if you have 60 centimetres worth of body fat, you're bulletproof. How much is that? 60 centimetres?

So like... That's quite big. Yeah yeah so like big big yeah that's also that's also definitely not true it depends on the kind of that's true projectile that's been shot at you that could be true bulletproof it makes you bulletproof a shotgun from two yards away you're dead no that's what you oh yeah true yeah well that's just like you know if i just had a pistol here and he had 60 centimeters of body fat which he's not far. No way from that distance would- And doesn't it matter, he's got to matter how far away you are, surely.

Correct, yeah. Yeah, bulletproof. The bullet's still gonna travel between- If I had a pistol and shot Theo, he'd be bulletproof. Fuck off, mate. No, not that close. No, he is, that's quite-

From here to here, this bullet is going through the body regardless of how much- No, no, no, no, no. Oh my- Nine millimetre. Lou, we'll get- Nine millimetre.

60 centimetres of bulletproof as like a vest for you to wear and then we'll shoot you. No, we don't need a vest. We'll just shoot you as you are. Again. Only he can actually say that to me. I'm allowed to. Also- We'll do fitness.

We'll do the next one because that's just not true no that is true that was a little I can actually see that being true in certain scenarios oh my god man

a certain distance away with a certain gun it's true I think that could stop the bullet 60 centimetres of fat mate it's still going in you you do realise

no do you I'm sorry you've watched too many films you've watched too many films not all if I shot you with a pistol right now, the bullet could easily just still be inside your body.

It doesn't pass through. It doesn't always pass through, yeah. Hang on. I'm well aware of that bit. It doesn't mean that I'm getting shot and I'm getting fucking deflected bullets off me. That's what bulletproof means. Can everybody stop getting shot?

Bulletproof, if you have Kevlar armour, you'll see the indent there. The bullet will probably... What happens to the bullet? It'll just get stuck in the fat, but you're bulletproof. No, no, no. What happens to the bullet in a Kevlar armour, you'll see the indent there. The bullet will probably... What happens to the bullet? It'll just get stuck in the fat, but you're bulletproof. No, no, no. What happens to the bullet in a Kevlar situation? It gets stuck in the vest.

Yeah, it doesn't penetrate you. It doesn't penetrate, no. But if I shoot you, as you are, with a T-shirt, that bullet's going straight into your body. Into the fat. It's not going to get anything damaged. That's not what bulletproof means. Yes, it is.

By definition, it means it can't be penetrated. It'll be in your fat. It's not going to get anything damaged. That's not what bulletproof means. Yes, it is. By definition, it means it can't be penetrated. It'll be in your fat. It's not on your organ. You just take the bullet out. No, no. You're implying that it's not lethal. You should say that. You're saying that it's not lethal.

It doesn't mean it's not bulletproof. No, no. It's not. It still goes in you, so it's not bulletproof. It's causing the Kevlar, and that's bulletproof. Your fat is still your body. What the fuck are you talking about? The fat is still you, Luke. You can still bleed out. Kevlar and that's bulletproof. Your fat is still your body. What the fuck are you talking about? The fat is still you, Lewis.

You can still bleed out. Kevlar is bulletproof. Kevlar is like the vest you have on in the army. That is bulletproof, but the bullet will get stuck in the Kevlar. The bullet gets stuck in your fat. The fat is bulletproof. But Lewis, you can still bleed out and die. What are you on about?

Lewis, the Kevlar isn't you, though. What's that got to do with anything? It's exactly, that has everything to do with it. That's why it's bulletproof. What you're saying here. No, but the fat is you, so you're not bulletproof if it goes in the fat.

Say you get shot in the shoulder, right? Say you get shot in the shoulder. What you're saying here, say you get shot in the shoulder and don't die, you're basically saying that your shoulder's bulletproof. It's not bulletproof.

No, that's not what I'm saying. Also, the difference between Kevlar and fat is Kevlar does not get pierced by a bullet. Are we saying Kevlar like a guy called Kevin? No, no between Kevlar and fat is Kevlar does not get pierced by a bullet. Are we saying Kevlar like a guy called Kevin? No, no. Kevlar! I'm talking about the reason why people wear body armour. Kevlar.

Have you never heard of Kevlar? The reason why people wear body armour is because it doesn't get pierced, it doesn't get penetrated, which means a bullet bounces off it or gets stuck and you're left with a bruise. If someone shoots you with an open stuck and you're left with a bruise. If someone shoots you with an open body

and you're just fat, that bullet is going into your body. That, by definition, is not bulletproof. Lewis, if you get shot as a larger guy of six centimetres

of fat in the head. How about this, right? Have you ever seen, have you ever seen, have you ever seen an obese person in a Kevlar vest? No?

I don't know. That's got nothing to do with your argument. Do why because they haven't because they haven't passed basic training at the army not because they're already bulletproof it's because they haven't passed basic it's like two condoms on it's pointless so why would they have kevlar that's not a fact let's move on yeah that is a fact that's my football that's annoying that's my most fucked one I actually think that is the most not what's the word ludicrous no no no

that's his best one yet that's the one I can see being real this is the one do you know what you're just going to get hit in the comments

that was just a warm up one we got we're being farmed can we do that one no we've never done that alright then give me the ratings

like matrix you were very wrong with the last one so we're being farmed we good with that one? No we've never done that Alright then give me the writings Like Matrix I can't You were very wrong With the last one So we're being farmed We good with that? Yeah yeah come on So

New research I need the writing Might make you like Nine out of ten angry But I'm like Eight out of ten fucked Actually you You doubt it a little bit.

You don't even believe it. So I... No, yeah, no. By definition, how can a fact not be 10 out of 10? Because there's certain aspects of this. You have a point. That's what a fact is. Because basically, I'm quite an intelligent bloke,

so there's certain... That's 8 out of 10. 1 out of 10. Yeah, yeah. So there's certain aspects of this which are fact, and then i use my man and then i use my intelligence to sort of like bring it as a whole oh yeah yeah that makes a lot of filling the gaps of what's real and what's not so we're being farmed um so

what makes the human a different to a cow so much i don't know if that's where we're starting with this fact i think we're starting with this fact I think we're in for a long fucking physically or like we only have one stomach objectively we only have one stomach

they have seven no he's not saying physically he doesn't mean physically that's the right answer though no it's not true it is it's to do with I can't have seven stomachs

it's to do with ethnic no you're not allowed an ethical reason of ethnicity no no no as in like we have

higher consciousness and there's ethics behind I know what you're going to try and say that we oh they've got four stomachs

so you were wrong did they yeah they've got four stomachs do they have vegetables and then meat and then other stuff

they only eat grass and different aren't they herbivores yeah they are herbivores that's for dinosaurs though isn't it no it's not

what you know without cows, the world would end. That's a fucking fact. No, legit, that is an actual fact. Legitness. Do you know why?

It's because of methane. The levels of methane they provide keeps the atmosphere intact. The world just explodes. And bees. So what did the world do the billions of years

before cows? Cows have always existed. No, they haven't. They have. No, they haven't. Why am I on this show? You've seen it at Jurassic Park. They feed the dinosaurs, the billions of years before cows? Cows have always existed. No, they haven't. They have. No, they haven't. You've seen it in Jurassic Park. They feed the dinosaurs, the cows, man. Wait, are you being dumb right now?

Are you being dumb? I'm always being dumb right now. Cows have always... Mate, the fucking cows are just in the wild. What do you think dinosaurs ate? Cows. What do you think they came from? Do you think they just spawned out of a fucking earth one day um okay so reeve you were correct their soul yeah we have a soul yeah yeah ethics there's a reason

behind why we shouldn't be because we have consciousness so it's interesting that why out of all animals do humans have souls i say I say dogs have souls, don't they? Not in the same way. We're very unique in that way. We're sentient, really, aren't we? We can think and make decisions. Yeah, no other animal chooses what to eat off ethics and reasons. A dog would eat the meat no matter what.

A dog would eat its owner if they died after a while. That's actually true. And we have the ability to even just question ourselves. Yeah. So. I question you a lot something very rare in this universe we would agree then

is a soul absolutely mate is a soul a soul a soul a soul a soul what are you saying

a soul your soul the spirit spirituality a soul a soul it's a made up thing. Are you talking about

a soul of a shoe? Right. Let's get back to this. It doesn't exist. Say soul. You fucking idiot. Say soul. But other people

attribute that as consciousness which we definitely have. Say soul, Lewis. Soul. With an L on it. Soul. Please carry on. Good one.

Please carry on. Soul move. Please carry on. Sol. This is a good one. I think you're going to like this. I think you'll actually be with me on this. I highly, highly doubt that. Sol. Stop laughing when I say Sol.

Sol. You have to differentiate between so and soul. Just start the sentence without the word so. It would make sense that aliens are growing the souls. Growing what souls? So this is what research is about. Did you get this from The Matrix? Sorry, you just told me.

New research and theories coming out from the scientific space is saying that there is a massive possibility that aliens had, you know, we had apes and animals around here naturally as they do, but then they were like, right, we need to have someone to sprout these souls. We need to harvest these souls for our needs. And they did, injected or did something to the apes and then that was accelerated evolution. And that's why you humans are so unique in

that way you humans try and make it not like you're one of us you know you just spat on me we're so unique because they have interfered in the evolution and we're so different to every other other animal you miss out all the key key details so le, Lewis has just told us that aliens invented the soul. What? And used a magic wand to put in our heads. The accelerated evolution. Accelerated evolution. Where's the proof of this?

Accelerated evolution. Where is the proof of it? It's done by probing, right? Because that's how they extract the soul. Wait, the aliens bum you to give you a soul? Yeah, to remove it. So when people come back after alien abduction and they're all like,

yeah, I'm really sad now. It does make sense because... Lewis, this won't be your worst. No, no, no, no. This is the worst one yet. You have to think outside the fucking box, Sue. Why did you add on an ooh at the end of the show? It's like me going and just coming in and going,

oh, did you know, fucking, there's a million fairies out there that just control us. You're annoying me. Based on what? Have a look at every animal in the world. There's only one animal that has a soul. It's us.

So it stands to fact that an alien, if they need souls to put in their AI. So what you're suggesting is their food is consciousness. Their food is consciousness. Yeah, they need it. So why? So is that why we're getting to a stage now where we're developing AI

so they can directly take robot consciousness as opposed to ours? I'm saying they might take our consciousness. Too intricate for you there. I'm saying they might put our consciousness into their AI or maybe they're fully AI and they have a need for consciousness. So they have to grow that.

She's mental. Can I ask you a question? So you're telling me that you believe that somewhere there's a bunch of aliens that are just farming all these different souls and doing what? Just when the baby's born, they just whack it in it? So this is not... Can I say i genuinely fucking believe

this so no you don't no you don't let me spread out for you so you have aliens right you're a fucking idiot right just have an open mind a second please please have an open mind so right look at how we're doing we've got ai coming along ai eventually takes over in this world this alien world you know that's what's happened there ai doesn't have a soul it doesn't have that consciousness and that's what they clear they need so they accelerated our evolution and they have found a way to harvest our souls to use for their needs aliens go back in time throughout history with the pyramids it's getting worse man the logic of it you're basing it on nothing, though.

Realistically, if we piece everything you've said together over all these backside episodes, is that aliens are harvesting our souls to go back in time to put Egyptians on the moon. That's what I've worked out. It works with ghosts as well. Oh, shut the fuck up. To be honest, where have you got this one from? I've worked out. It works with ghosts as well. Oh, shut the fuck up. To be honest, where have you got this one from?

I can't remember. It's fucking mentalist on TikTok. My questioning with this is, if aliens did actually agree upon a system where they would harvest our souls, then mortality would be equal. Everyone would die at like 75 or 60. So why do people

die at different ages the way for you to die naturally because otherwise people die all the time it's suspicious they just let us naturally die

they don't need to murder us there's people dying every day and that makes sense for ghosts the souls that they don't want the bad souls they leave here right

don't look at me do you ever just leaning in does not mean that's actually confirmed maybe I'm wrong right Right. Don't look at me. Leaning in does not mean that's factually confirmed. Maybe I'm wrong, right? Maybe I am wrong. Maybe. Maybe I am wrong.

Maybe. Some of the things that we are going to find out in the next five to ten years. But that's your defence. Your defence to everything stupid you say is, well, if Albert Einstein said it, Albert Einstein wouldn't say it. You're going, well, other things have been proven true.

Yeah, things with at least a bit of knowledge. You're talking about fucking ghosts with souls are kept on this earth and others aren't because aliens farm it to use for what? Based on what? Do you know? Based on what? I'll tell you right now. Do you know?

Answer the question. What are you basing this on? I'm going to answer. Where have you got this from i'm gonna answer i'm gonna answer proof evidence anything like even slightly look out you're mental you're mental i want just a bit of proof black holes right that's where they're farming them in black when they came up with this is really this is really mean actually Because as a segment This is better than fear stories So a lot of that's

Going to have to get cut Can I just say When they came up Did you know When they came up with The theory of black holes There was no evidence It was a theory Tom

Do you know what a theory is But it's not Listen Sure Do you know what a theory is It's interesting that you say that And then deliver this segment as, these are Lewis's facts.

Exactly. Not Lewis's theories. And the fact is, I told you. No, no, no. I told you it was 8 out of 10 facts. You are just contradicting yourself. No, listen, no, you shut the fuck up.

You just said it on turn. Let me talk about it. Shut up. This is a theory and there's going to be crazy things we find out in the next five years with AI coming through. Many crazy things that people have showered down throughout history like you,

like black holes, and I swear to God, this one makes fucking sense. I'm telling you it doesn't. If it was for it, we would have discovered now, you know. No, no, no, no. Can I just say, black holes. Stephen Hawking, when he came through, he was like, ooh, I have this idea for black holes. You're like, you fucking idiot.

You stupid twat having known Tom I think that's the least there was no data relatable thing he would have said to Stephen Hawking they come with theories

I came with theory no but they have they don't have evidence they have genuine workings out as to why they believe this you just say things for no reason

you have a theory mate and then you find the proof to go with it they have the theory for black holes I'm saying the proof is about consciousness they found it

so because we have consciousness that means aliens are our harvest Lewis you're not saying we found consciousness you're saying aliens

found consciousness I'm saying by the way it is a popular belief by the way and this isn't me no we're teasing accelerated evolution yes the way It is a popular belief By the way And this isn't me No we're teasing Accelerated evolution

Yes it is That is a popular theory That many scientists have Accelerated evolution Is a thing Oh no sorry I thought you meant What you've just been on about

Is a popular belief Accelerated evolution From an external source Is the soul I'll tell you right now They're not taking His fucking soul So why

Why do they allow us To get to the stage now Where we now work it out then This is exactly what they want but they want this for themselves why wouldn't they want like fresh souls instead of like old souls well you want them to kill babies do you that's what happens you have to learn you have to learn what i said no because a prime man at the age of 28 was probably a better soul to harvest than like a 90 year old little african baby do you know what's sad he's disregarded

people who work lesser jobs today and now he's disregarding the old a 90 year old person has far more wisdom than we could ever have

not if they're fucking mental far more wisdom you should sit and speak with a 90 year old man and ask them about life well they're gonna

leave that one I'm not saying that bit's fact obviously I'm just piecing it together sit and speak with a nine-year-old man and ask them about life. Well, they're going to leave that one. I'm not saying that bit's fact, obviously. I'm just piecing it together. This is your worst This is your worst evolution is actually

a fucking thing. This isn't how this started, though. You started saying we're like cows. Yeah, next week, do better. I liked this one.

I think this one. No, it's your worst one yet. If you listen to this, put your bias aside and listen to the heart of what I'm saying. Don't listen to the

Tom Garrett-ness of it And listen to the soul Of the thing Self-consciousness And accelerated evolution That's all we've got time for You're a fucking idiot mate That's the first time

We've had to just like Cut him off Which is crazy Make sure you get your Pitchside shirts At shoppitchside.com And bucket hats And make sure you subscribe

Please because we need it We need some money We're skin We actually are This show as you can see, is falling apart. Yeah. Anyway, see you next week. Bye.

Have you not heard about Accelerator? You didn't start it as Accelerator. I'll show you this for that. No, I believe that. So you believe it then? You started saying. No, the Accelerator, I believe people do believe that. You made it to the end.

Well done, you. If you haven't already, hit that follow button, why not? Tap it right now for new episodes every week. And if you want to catch more Backside, you can find us on YouTube, TikTok and Instagram by typing in Backside.