Back Side - 14: KSI & W2S Paid For Our Holiday! Theo Baker Going To JAIL? & The GREAT Emu War…

Episode Date: July 18, 2024

Reev talks about his holiday with W2S, Calfreezy, WillNE and more. The lads debate if they'd go to jail for someone else and Lewis claims Rome declared war on the sea.If you'd like to work with us, email the studio on [e-mail] by The Fellas Studios: https://fellasstudios.com/podcastsTheo:https://youtube.com/c/HiMalfoyhttps://youtube.com/c/TheoBakerVlogsOllie:https://youtube.com/c/reevhttps://youtube.com/c/OllieFletcherTom Garratt:https://www.youtube.com/@TomGarratt10 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to a new episode of Backside with me, Reeve, Theo Baker, Tom Garrett and Lewis Bowden. If you haven't already hit follow, why not tap it right now for new episodes every week. And if you want to see more Backside, catch us on YouTube, TikTok and Instagram, where all you have to do is search Backside. Let's get into it. Cut it out. No. Can you hear that? And he's just called my missus a monster.

Yeah, true. He winked at me He winked with the Non-camera eye as well That's sneaky The non-camera eye Yeah so they'll never know The whispering eye

Hey I've got a question to ask Yes Reeve Recently Went on holiday For the FPL trip Woohoo

So why were you on holiday Reeve Tell us all about it What You already know You rejected the chance to go But literally I'm asking So the viewers can find

Theo bought it To make money No no no Stop for a second Stop Spending time with his friends What sort of content creator YouTube podcaster are you

Where you had Why did I tell you You already know I don't know Maybe because there's viewers watching me Spending time with his friends. What sort of content creator YouTube podcaster are you where you went, why did I tell you? You already know. I don't know, maybe because there's viewers watching, mate. He got really angry by the fact I just said he's bored of spending time

with his friends. That's pretty crazy from you. I don't know. Euros, man. Yeah. No, he went there for a brand deal. No, he got paid in pounds. Yeah, I understand.

He got paid a hefty amount. You could have went and had the time of the life. How did you get paid, Theo? Keep this in. Tell us how much you got paid. Go on. No. Can I have one guess and you say higher or lower?

Yep. Is that fair? Yeah, it's fair. 20 grand. So much higher. Really? Obviously not. Higher or lower?

Can you imagine? Can you imagine? Can you imagine can you imagine can you imagine horror lower well lower oh well low yeah I reckon I know that's how much

he values your friendship by the way did you get did you get accommodation that paid as well yeah yeah it was really nice I reckon you got

I reckon you got that 10 grand I got to see I got to see Ronaldo and Mbappe seeing it no

but you say this right I'm gonna carry on my story loads of people didn't go to it Chip and Mbappe seeing it no but you say this right I'm going to carry on my story loads of people didn't go to it Chip and Will literally were crying the whole time

let me finish the fucking story Brian I don't blame you for not going to that to be fair yeah go to the Euros

I don't blame him either you have that trip you don't go on holidays all the time how many times can you go to the Euros exactly this is a fucking joke

it wasn't exactly that was it? Anyway, yeah, so every year we play... Is the garden going to be ready? Every year we play Fantasy Premier League. Don't matter. My good dwarf. Every year we play Fantasy Premier League

and currently there are 12 members in our league. Yeah, big league. As of 23, 24. High rollers. Now the bottom three have to pay for a trip that the rest of the group go on. And the forfeit and said payment is £5,000 each if you finish in the bottom three. But, Reeve, who are the bottom three?

The bottom three, in order from last to 10th in the group, were Calux, KSI, and Mr. Harry Lewis. Yeah. Is that the three is that like the three wealthiest people of the chat? That's probably like potentially.

Yeah. So it would show that it meant less to them. Do you understand now? You know when we went to No, but they didn't lose because they didn't care. No, they were right.

It wasn't the stakes weren't so high. Harry, these five grand third gauges. That's not a fair assumption. Everyone in that chat cares a very large amount. It's also the principle of losing. Yeah, it's not a fair assumption everyone in that chat cares a lot

it's also the principle of losing it's not even the five grand the five grand's irrelevant if you finish bottom three it's pride the worst was Harry

because he was actually doing really well the entire season then a month ago me and him just swapped places and he just was forever in the bottom three capitulation needs to be

studied it was kind of wild downfall that's why that Leicester game when Arsenal won 5-0 was one of the best days of my life you why that Leicester game, when Arsenal won 5-0, one of the best days of my life. You should do draft next time because you get a trade with each other.

It's so fun. Nah. Anyways, carry on. Yeah, it was a great trip. Where did you go? We went to Greece. Whereabouts? We went to the coast of Greece,

mainland. It was Romanos. Don't know if you're familiar with that area. So let's just start. Who's there? It's kind of like southwest. Who's there with you? Eight of us went.

So everyone in the group, apart apart from i will mention the names uh ksi luxe theo and bez didn't go so the people that did go were myself joel cal harry randy chip will and christopher it. But it ended up being a golf trip, which everyone didn't really know what. And I heard there was, I knew about this golf trip. I knew that it was a golf trip because Cal organised it, right? Right.

And it turns out the place they went to in Greece is like pinnacle. It's one of the best golf resorts in the world. So no, but. No, no. Cal told the golfers to take the clubs. He messaged the golfers privately saying,

take your clubs. Meanwhile, Chip and Will get on the flight and see what? They see a golf club. Oh, that's actually... I don't think they did. They didn't see the golf club.

No, not until they... They found it in Greece. Yeah, when we arrived and everyone was rolling out. Who were that like? Yeah, because we all arrived at the Heathrow at different times.

Oh, that's happening. Why would they not tell him? Because they wouldn't... They would say no because they don't play golf. that like we all arrived at the Heathrow at different times so why would they not tell him because he wouldn't they would say no because they don't play golf yeah exactly I can't lie as one of the

people in the group that do play golf and I didn't take my clubs but I rented a set out there it is the best course I've ever played

by the way he just just brag just just do it just do it just do it it's for the pros. So we played a round of 18. We played like best ball on the whole.

So if you weren't, like if you didn't get a good score, it didn't matter because your partner would, you know, take the reins. And it was me and Harry versus Callum Randy. I made five birdies. And I went round in like nine over par Jesus

what the I had three I had three I had three triple bogeys how did you do that it was like 79-80 is that you playing at your peak

79-80 something like that I was using a set that I'd never used before that's very good yeah so is it maybe you were just

thinking less and just hey not my set yeah I was just enjoying it and I actually played really well he used

my driver which he's in love with you'll love that set. Yeah, I was just enjoying it and it actually played really well. He used my driver, which he's in love with. You'll love that set. I didn't, I only used it three times. But you love it. Yeah. The whole set.

Because of how, this gives you an impression of how bougie. Because it's Theo. Yeah, it wasn't my driver. It was Theo. You're trying to give me an impression of how bougie

the place is, right? He used my driver in Leicester and he was literally cream-pying over it. Have you thanked him for your best score? I'll do it at the end of this. That's not what I say. This just gives you an impression of how bougie and, you know,

operatural on the place was, right? Clubs, rental-wise, were completely free for residents and they gave you a whole tailor-made QI 10 set of clubs. Which as a bag is about three and a half grand, probably. How expensive is it to be a member there, do you reckon? I don't think you can.

Is it for hotel resorts? Yeah, hotel resorts. Oh, right, got you. Or locals. Locals, yeah. The rest of the area was so derelict and barren. But like, it's literally like a... Did you go out, was there stuff to do there?

What did you do? Start us from the airport daddy give us the goal the whole time yeah so Chip and Will just had to sit there

and wait for you to play a goal yeah that's bad that's fine there was a beach club we went to on the first day

which was quite nice and then we did a yacht day on the second day what did that do while you played a goal I don't actually

know I think just chilled at the hotel so you land in Greece you land in Greece at what time

we land in Greece at like 6pm, I think. And obviously you survived the flight on like last year where we almost died. Yeah, it was a really good flight actually. Oh, by the way, yeah, all of the boys got a free upgrade to business class

and I was just left in economy on my own. Why didn't you? Because one of the people at the front knew who all that they were. So why were they not get you as well? Yeah, so they were like, hey, this is pretty good for you all. Admittedly, I bought an extra legroom seat,

so I wasn't that bothered anyway. But they literally got pulled from the back of the plane all the way to the front. It's not really no man left behind in this. Yeah, and they were just walking past and saying, Chris, Will, and... Yeah.

So you've slinked two people at the hotel from the offset then they fucked you off just so they could get a nicer seat no they no no no they got upgraded

by the staff for free because they knew who they were you're not going to say no to that are you they were like oh we're big fans of you I thought you were

leaving one minute with them okay I was going to say we were all sat in different positions on the plane like no one had

orchestrated booking it together okay so they read out the name or not read out the names but like instructed a cabin crew person to go and get the names of blah blah blah

maybe because you weren't written down as Reeve it was Oliver yeah that must have been it right guys and then how do they find out about the golf trip it was kind of immediate

because when yeah when the when the it wasn't even that though it was kind of immediate because when yeah when the when the giant it wasn't even that though it was when other people on our flight were all getting

their golf bags and being like what have we come to and then realised oh my god this is actually just a golf destination they legit had no idea

yeah because no one really read the chat properly and just presumed that Cal would sort it out for everyone and he did admittedly

did Cal put it in the chat the hotel was absolutely incredible. But for people that don't play golf, it was a horrible place to be, I reckon. So were Will and Chip fuming?

They were when we drove into the resort. Because as you pass the entrance, it's literally like hole, hole, hole, hole. And Will was like, what the fuck have we raved up, man? So you get there Thursday night Friday

you play golf Friday yeah I had no plans to play golf sorry I had no plans to play golf this is from the England game my voice anyway

I had no plans to play golf and then it was a three ball three ball of Randy three ball of Randy Harry and Cal who

they were the only people that brought their clubs. Chris didn't bring his clubs, even though I'm pretty sure he knew about it being a golf resort. And they were like, oh, do you want to come play?

I was like, oh yeah, why not? I've only got Air Max ones and you know, a semi golf shirt. I'll give it a go. Went to the course, which was actually a 20 minute taxi away,

but still part of the resort. What? Because there's like six or seven golf courses as part of the same resort. Sounds heavy. But the one that we went to was like the pinnacle of the resort

called the Bay Course and it was absolutely fucking insane. They charged me 40 euros to rent the clubs and I went, oh my God, that's so cheap. I don't mind doing that.

It's good, isn't it? And then when I finished my round, they were like, oh, we didn't realise you're a resident. It's free. Let me refund you. No. I don't mind doing that. He's good, isn't he? And then when I finished my round, they were like, oh, we didn't realise you're a resident. It's free. Let me refund you. No. I was like, no way.

Let's go. So it's just you four playing golf. So Chris didn't play golf. Chris didn't play golf because he's got a shoulder injury. So they were just sort of such, like what, round the pool? Yeah, yeah.

I don't know what they actually did. Oh, so it wasn't that bad. It was four and four. That's all right. Yeah, at the end of the round, we went to the beach club. Not the bleach club. We went to the beach club,

which ended up being right next to where we were playing golf anyway. So all the boys had to come to us. But it seems like we orchestrated that, but we really didn't. Was there any point put in, like, the general chat that the hotel that they're going to,

like, they could have just looked if they wanted? Yeah, absolutely. I looked at it and didn't realise it was a golf resort because it is kind of the link i would look up the yeah on the the way the hotel's presented is it's so bougie that like it the golf is just a footnote but for people that are searching they know it's a golf course so actually it wasn't that bad because you four went to play

golf and the four of them at the hotel drinking and bathing by the pool probably yeah that's what But for people that are searching, they know it's a golf course. So actually, it wasn't that bad because you four went to play golf and the four of them at the hotel drinking and Bevan by the pool. Probably. That's fine. No, but they had no, they were on the resort.

They were hoodwinked a little bit or quite largely actually. So you played golf on the Friday. Yeah. Great time. Bit bevy at the beach club. Did you get a bit raw? Yeah.

Yeah. We were like just swimming in the pool drinking drinks. Any gossip happen no not really go on

we came back and watched anyone slang in dick no arguments no drunken fights any beef any oh no there was here we go

there's a few single so we were all quite I wasn't drunk but there were a couple people that were slightly drunk after the beach club and then we went back to watch Spain Germany because that was the Friday evening.

And bear in mind, in Greece, we're like two hours ahead. So that would have been seven o'clock for the first game. Anyway, they weren't showing the games on the TV. Like there was this giant projected TV in the middle of the square where the resort was. But it was just because it is a family-friendly resort. They were showing like Adele and George Michael michael and stuff like concerts which is weird so you had to go to a specific room in one of the yeah it was like it was it was genuinely like a i don't know it was like a talk you know where they hold talks but that the ceiling was yeah a conference room but

the ceiling was massive so it made no sense um and it was really dark and anyway we all arrived someone out of the group arrives absolutely battered we're like well i'm gonna you can guess i mean harry yeah and we were like how has this happened he wasn't even drunk like what's going on and it was only until the day after on the Saturday that we found out that he basically like drank all the bottles of wine in his mini bar before coming to the game. Why would you do that? He went home early at like 9pm before the Portugal-France game as well. We all had dinner and like watched the game.

That's so Harry though. Drinking all the wine in the hotel room, watch the game and go to sleep. Is he supposed to be like a nasty drunk? I've seen on videos. No, Harry's great. Harry's a lovely drunk. He's a very touchy-feely drunk. I've seen on the Chris video where the order delivers

and get drunk where it's like when he gets to a certain level he can just like throw out a pencil. Yeah, when he's a certain level of intoxicated he does like attack your insecurities. And he's an unbelievable person at doing that. Like you come away from a conversation with him like borderline crying did uh was chris doing the whole like uh how drunk are you out of 10 i'm

a five out of ten today no no he didn't do that what does the always go you strike me as a guy who counters beers no that's what chris does oh is it yeah no i don't think was chris uh chris is good was he letting loose on the old women no it wasn't really that kind of place to do that

oh he's a single man there's a few single ones out there yeah Will and Chris were oh William of course he's in Randy as well yeah he is

yeah yeah actually three of them but it was it was not the resort to do that it wasn't like a pick up destination a really nice

golf resort. No matter where you are. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well. So, the Saturday then. Saturday was... Hungover? A bit sore heads?

Or were you right? No, everyone was fine because we went to bed kind of during the Portugal-France game. Because everyone was like, it's a bit boring. There's no place to watch it. We're having food

and we're quite tired. And everyone reserved themselves for a yacht day the day after. You can tell they're 30 now can't you? That's midnight for us though. That was midnight.

No but we had to get a transfer to the We had to get a transfer to the yacht at like 9am. We had to get a transfer to the yacht because we had to get an early night's kip

because we had to get the yacht tomorrow Daddy Cal hired us really expensive yachts we go drinking

the Mediterranean sun all day that's why people went to bed early yeah yeah but you can't reach the footy

but you can have an early night if like oh you know we've got to go to work if you're getting on a yacht

where you've got a nice react you can lose some sleep no no no I mean that's a fair comment but like if you're in a group of people when like two or three people start to leave and call it a night everything just dissipates anyway so you just like the leaders went to bed like money went to bed see the leader obviously the

bottom three paid for it right yeah yeah but it was split across do they pay for everything while you're there as well no no no no so what they've paid for is just flights accommodation and then I swear you didn't even pay for you paid for own flights

yeah so what do they pay for uh they pretty much the accommodation mate to be honest which is obviously expensive isn't it do they pay for the yacht

uh contributed I think yeah fucking hell I got a question do you know how like in friend groups you have like the like the hierarchy

and the roles you said Cal's the leader so like who fills what role in that sort of group setting like who's the victim I weren't there yeah

has it got passed on to someone else no it really didn't actually no you can't replace the victim short term no no I mean like

on those holidays he might as well have been there in that I will say this you know what you know what by the way I will say this

I will say this you caught so much air time that trip is unreal why I wasn't even there and I was living rent free in their head that's how much they miss me

how all the messages were about me every yeah all I know they were talking about me all the time I wasn't I know they were and it me all the time. I wasn't. I know they were.

And it got to a point where I was like, guys, we're actually giving him that much air time. That's what you want. All Chip did on that entire holiday, right, was stay on his phone messaging stuff about me. I swear to God,

that's all he did. Chip loves it though, doesn't he? That's all he did. I was like, are you going to get off your phone and enjoy your holiday? You're just going to,

am I going to live rent free in your head? It was a case of everyone like, you know, sipping their cocktails and stuff. Oh, they were trying to be like, because you weren't there, like, oh mate, you feel bad. But I wasn't there, so I going to live rent free in a red? It was a, it was a case of everyone like, you know, sipping their cocktails and stuff. Oh, they were trying to be like, cause you weren't there. Like,

but I wasn't there. No, but not even that. We were just sitting around having drinks and people. No, not even. Yeah. In real life conversations and people just going,

fucking hell, isn't it great? There's no, you might be the main character. It's funny by the way, do you know what they're doing? They're projecting. Yeah. Cause they know that if I was there

they'd be having the best fucking time I bring the vibes I even had a text from Cal by the way on that Saturday morning going man I wish I was here I wish you were on the tunes

on the yacht on the tunes the victim role is an important role to play in the group it's usually the most loved person I know it is

because remember the yacht day we had in Croatia last year? Yeah. My God, DJ Baker was on fire. To be fair,

I'm glad that Kyle said that because I played the closing set on the yacht and it was fucking popped off.

Tomorrowland? Yeah, very much so. A GN radio we call it. You like the father figure? Yeah, people come to me when there's issues going on i think was there any issues going on no no but there was like it we had like a little discussion you know of like oh who would you do for blah blah who would you do for that and then um everyone went oh who would you go to like in your time of need and then people would go oh not you not you not you and I think I'd actually go what a great what a great friendship

group that is yeah we'll already go to you mate people went like I think five out of the seven were like I think I'd go to you

really and I was like man that's so hot on me so yeah that's why the part of the thing is hot so on the yacht I'm hearing there was

a few people getting a bit sick on the boat no just Chip I think was a little that's what I heard seas the boat. No, just Chip, I think, was a little unwell. That's what I heard. Sea sick? Yeah, he wasn't himself until after dinner. It's awful, Matt.

There's nothing worse than being sea sick on a boat. I've never got it. I got it on the ferry from Dorver. It's motion sickness, isn't it? Ferries are huge. It's proper sea sick. Ferries don't move, do they? I'd like this.

Not only. Well, the water's fucking soft, isn't it? So it's proper seasick fairies don't move do they I'd like this not oh my well the water's fucking soft innit so it's gonna move what the water's soft what did you just say

well the water no he actually is right but not in this context there is soft water and hard water yeah but not not in the relation

that's not hard that's ice no no no you can get like soft and hard water hard water basically the softer the water the Basically, the softer the water, the more expensive the water is.

What about the sea? No, no, no. Yeah, in the context of what he said, it's bollocks. So you think there's water I can probably feel a bit more? No, I'm not even joking. You can taste when a water is soft or hard.

Can you chew it? Lewis. No, if you have like... I'm going to set you. You could chew water. I'm going. Can you chew it? Lewis. No, if you have like hard, I'm going to set you. You could chew water. I'm going to give you a program to watch and next week

you're going to come back and tell us what you've learned from it. Okay. And I'll tell you that it's a program by Zac Efron on Netflix.

Oh, the way. Yeah, and one of the episodes is about water and it's really interesting. So you need to watch this series with me and come back and tell me what you've learned.

You watch programs on water. It's really interesting. So you need to watch this series and come back and tell me what you've learned. You watch programs on water. It's really interesting. Anyways, we're getting off track. How was the boat day? Did you have a good time? Did you have a laugh? Did you jump in the sea? Yeah.

What was the sea like? Really clear? Was it warm? We went to a couple of pull-ins where you could swim to the beaches and stuff. It was only really me and Harry that did that.

Chris did it as well. Oh, that'd be class. Yeah. What's happened? What are people doing on this trip? No, people would jump off the boat and stay near the boat, but it was like...

No, you've got to venture off. Like 150 metres to the beach. Nah, you lot have definitely missed out on me on this trip. My God. I wouldn't be there. Nah, that's not... Two people swam to the shore

out of eight. No, in eight or so. We're rallying the troops. Come on, boys. No, I would be. No, you've got to go on the beach. I would be. It's like you're an explorer, isn't it?

You get to go and test it out. Yeah, but how did you get there and then buy anything if you... I think of what? Tell me someone backflipped off the boat. How did you go to the beach and buy something? Did you have... No, I didn't buy anything. It's an empty beach.

Just a little land. Tell me who backflipped off the boat. Yeah, but you don't... I don't think anyone did. It was a very different yacht to the one we had in Croatia. No one backflipped off the boat I don't think anyone it was a very different yacht to the one we had in Croatia

no one backflipped off the boat there wasn't like a second deck or anything to do that I was going to say you'd be fucking I've got a really cool

video of me backflipping off the boat that would be so nice you swim there and you have a few beers it's like Jersey but nice yeah

god this trip sounds really tame and 30 year old vibes it is a golf holiday golf holidays don't get yeah god this trip sounds really tame and 30 year old vibes it is a golf holiday golf holidays

don't get well actually you're on a yacht no you can't get in the Mediterranean golf holidays is just an excuse for all the men

to go out on a holiday although we shouldn't keep that in because that exposes golf holidays are actually

really boring we went to a proper nice golf holiday thing and then it was like a proper nice resort it was probably too nice for the group that we went with too proper nice golf holiday thing and then like it was like a proper nice resort it was probably like

too nice for like the group that we went with too nice yeah it was like we thought it would be just it was just affordable for us but it was like posh people there

I don't actually even want to tell the story anyways so you have this boat day you all have like a couple drinks and everyone's feeling a bit loosey crazy

couple drinks only don't want to go too mental no because everyone was saving themselves for the England game fuck me seriously no no

so you save yourself on the Friday night for the yacht but then when you're on the yacht you're saving yourself for the England game no no no and then let me guess

at the England game you're saving yourself for the fucking turn to the Netherlands game then you're going to save yourself for the flight home people were

people were people were drinking throughout the day but they weren't doing it excessively because a lot of them didn't want to forget the England match

there's nothing wrong with that. Did you guys have fun on this trip? Yeah. Oh, cool. Sounds it. You sound very jealous, mate. You sound very jealous. All day drinking to a point

where we can't remember anything and then we lost. Yeah, that's what I want to know. So you obviously won on penalties, by the way, so it's pretty mental. How mental did it get? Did you go to bed?

It was pretty... We had dinner. Obviously it was quite late. How mental did it get? Did you go to bed? It was pretty... We had dinner. Obviously, it was quite late for the time, right? We had dinner and it was a time frame that messed you up. You were jet lagged.

It was one of penalties. All right, let's go for some tea, lads. She goes on faster, lads. No, he's hurt now. Oh! Oh, hang on. Trent stepping up get in

sushi oh also this is a prawn tempura the funny thing about the actual shootout or the game was there

was like two screens in the bar that we were watching it at yeah and there was one half it was all English fans and then the

other half were all Swiss fans no way no you laugh really but the issue was our TV started lagging out and they ended up being

like a minute ahead. Shut up. And the entire Swiss side celebrated the goal before we even saw it happen. So you had it ruined? Yeah. No.

Crazy. Fuck off. It's so annoying. Man, that sounds mental. Yeah, it was, man. Was it limbs? No, but not for us because we didn't score

they did but obviously but then we scored five minutes later yeah because the TV got fixed in time and then we all celebrated at the same time

and obviously you lot obviously went mental we did yeah it was crazy shit but also in in fucking Greece man yeah yeah

like everything's double they don't like football over there do they what the other day like a European double fucking hell what blows your head off doesn do they? So it's quite quiet. What? The other day. Like a European double. Fucking hell. What? Blows your head off, doesn't it?

What? Like it's a double-double. What's a double-double? In alcohol. Oh, okay. When they pour. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought you weren't drinking that much.

What? What? What are you talking about? What do you mean? I'm talking about when you're drinking. No, he's talking about when they pour a double. Like that double's like half the glass. Oh.

Yeah, yeah. So people got rapidly man yeah that's kind of sick still oh so you yeah they were pretty wrapped up

so they weren't angry for a while they just got into it and you had a big session yeah I think everyone just had to commit to the fact that

obviously England won and you went for dinner and then what happened everyone had a few drinks started watching the Turkey Netherlands game and then went to bed cool man

there's nothing much for us to do what time is your flight on a Sunday 3 o'clock I said to save yourself yeah classic

when you go to a resort there's nothing to do when you're playing golf do you drink on the round as well yeah the boys got pretty drunk yeah to be fair

nice I've never that is to be fair it is great it's soft yeah but you also play the game like there's a there's a really fine line yeah where you have a couple and you you know you you're a little bit looser your swing's a bit more fluid but over the edge of that you can't fucking hit a ball yeah also if you play the game of if you neck a drink you take a shot off your score you gotta play it tactically oh that's a good game

no but you have to you have to neck it so if you say i want you take a shot off your score you gotta play it tactically oh that's a good game it's so fun no but you have to you have to neck it so if you say oh I want to shot off this hole you have to shotgun the beer

at the start of the hole and then like if you're two three holes down American man but if you if you play it tactically you do the drinks for like

hole 16, 17, 18 yes you don't do it at the start do you when we when we went to pot a cup if you know what a pot a cup is

no one knows what that is it's a pretty renowned tournament it's basically the Ryder Cup of a four hour friendship group so there's three of them so there's two teams

and basically the rule is you have to make it for the morning you have to make it for the morning tea time no matter what state you're in otherwise you lose

like a hundred shots so it's like a hundred shots yeah it's like 100 shots yeah yeah so like essentially you go we get fucking smashed on the night

but you have to be there at like 7am on the tea you book early tea time yeah because there's two rounds you've got to get in yeah there's a lot there's a big format you know

36 a day for two days no well you have the practice round then you have the doubles then you have the singles then you have the final day stroke play

final day stroke play have you considered organising an you have the singles then you have the final day stroke play final day stroke play have you considered organising an event on the PGA Tour mate well we'll get there but I there's a video of me

at 7am for like the first six holes I was like what was that you were so drunk at 7am kicking off the pod today

he's in a weird mood yeah were you really drunk at 7am no it was just well yeah essentially very silly really drunk at 7am no it was just well yeah essentially very silly goofy mood at 7am

just being sick on the hall anyway oh that's enough yeah well mate there's a video of me just like absolutely just like torn to pieces

and like second hall being sick it's when it's hot as well it's because on the night on the night before you didn't hold back you went for it you went crazy

yeah my mate was had his clothes off chasing me booze yeah it was your mate had his clothes off chasing me booze your mate was naked chasing you chasing me through the hallways

you sure that wasn't a dream one of those what was it what dream wet dream oi are you allowed

to be in Hamburg no well nice yeah very affluent did you have a hamburger no but I had well too many sausages.

What the fuck? Would you go to Hamburg and not have a hamburger? Why would you not? That's the OG, man. You love burgers. I had like a bratwurst and a hot dog. You can get it anywhere in Germany. Hamburg is where it originated.

I had a hot dog. I had a hot dog, but the bun was tiny. I just came out the other side. I'll hate them. Mate, I've waited till you see this. But then the first mouth was just all sausage. Oh, no, the whole thing was sausage.

Shut that man off. Jesus. Is there a lot of sausage on that trip? Yeah, I've seen them before. Yeah, yeah, yeah. These aren't like,

you haven't. You were either at that way or the other way around. Like a big bun and a little mini sausage in there. You know what I mean?

That would be a dry fucking food to inhale. Anyway, that's enough holiday chat. Should I go? Oh, yeah! See you in the magazine. Philosophy! Thanks, man.

I appreciate it. I bring to you a couple of headlines or titles. Title number one, Accidental Samaritan. Number two, Our Future. future number three why did you say it like that like that because it's a philosophy yeah philosophical three self-driving cars four alternate naming or five child politicians which number do you guys want oh have you seen that guy with the head well i think either samaritan wait wait wait did you just say i'll go see that guy when the samaritan is a good one you just say you see that guy with the head. Well, I think either Samaritan or future. Wait, wait, wait. Did you just say you see that guy with the head?

Yeah, you know that MP up north? Like all of us. You've seen the MP? North Buckethead. He's got a big head, hasn't he? No, I thought he had big hair, hasn't he? Oh, no. What are we doing?

Accidental Samaritan has been requested. Okay. This isn't based on a philosophy as such. It's just more of a dilemma, which is similar to the product problem we did last time. Okay time okay cool so one day on the drive to golf or a shoot or something relevant to one of yourselves you totally by accident run over and kill an innocent person crossing the street totally by accident as if it wasn't an accident because you might do making sure yeah sometimes it was this one was totally on accident 100% it was. No, but you said totally on accident. Yes, because you're like 100% on accident. It was an accident, guys.

Yeah, because in relation to the question, it makes sense. So, shush. Or you run over a cat. You pull over, devastated. You imagine life's over.

Oh my God, what's going to happen now? You get out your car to look at the tragedy and a woman comes running over from her car, totally distraught. She thinks

she's killed the victim. She is absolutely 100% convinced she did it. The sentence is life in prison. Would you let her continue under the impression she did and get away without consequence? Or would you let her know what happened and you go to jail for the rest of your life?

But would you go to jail for the rest of your life? No, that's part of the thing. The question is... I hate when you two try and make this like it's actually real and we're talking like, oh, well, you could actually make a deal. That isn't the question. No, no, no. He's giving you the options.

There's no poll. One person goes to jail for that. He's giving you the options. I would say, no, I did it. But the CCTV will show it as an accident. No, oh my God. It isn't part of the question. But my car has cameras.

That's true. Oh, we get it. You've got a brand new Tesla. What's she look like? Does that make a difference? Yeah. Why does it make a difference?

Do you think she's good people and how they look? No. It just makes a difference in my picture of the scenario.

She is the quintessential Karen that you would want to go to jail for the rest of your life. Or she's Karen. She's like a

random woman. It makes no difference. She could be a lovely old lady who is totally convinced. Or she could be a 19-year-old who has the rest of her life ahead of her.

I'm going to be really honest here. I'm letting her go to jail. Yeah, I fucking knew that was coming. Do you know how the three answers I knew they'd be giving, I knew that was coming. I actually think 99% of people in that situation

would let her take the blame. Yeah. I wouldn't. Can we just say number one? I promise you I wouldn't. I would never be able to live myself if that happened. As bad as it sounds, that situation would let her take the blame. Yeah. I wouldn't. Can we just say number one? I promise you I wouldn't. I would never be able to live myself if that happened. As bad as it sounds,

everyone will look out for themselves. All right. It's a dog-eat-dog world, man. She must be thick, though. Why does she think she's killed him? No, no, no.

No, no. You have to make it. No, you have to bring it into real life. You have to bring it into realism. Why does she think she's killed him?

She didn't fucking hit him with a car. Her car's perfectly fine. She walks out. Okay, okay. What's happened think she's killed him she didn't fucking hit him with a car her car's perfectly fine she walks out okay what's happened I tell you what's happened she hit him first

and he went bang no I think what's happened in that situation she's hit something maybe like a cat or whatnot it's ran off into the distance and then oh my god someone's dead on the road

she's convinced that she's hit something and in her reality that person is dead can I ask a question in the investigation afterwards does the investigation prove that and in her reality that person is dead. Can I ask a question? In the investigation afterwards does the investigation prove that if you said it was her

that it's definitely her? So like they're not going to see 100% They're not going to see her part not getting in your car and getting dead. Correct. In context of the question

one of you goes to jail it's up to you whether you choose to or take the guilt and do it yourself. Yeah, she's got to do it because eventually you get over it. I'm just going to have to hold that.

So we've got two hold that's. What have you decided? I just think she's an idiot. You're an idiot for not understanding the question. I understand the question. I honestly think

you would do the same. I wouldn't. I don't think I could. If I killed a person I think I'd be guilty. You're saying this now, right? Prison for the rest of your life. That's not even

an accurate sentence. I don't think you'd do that. sentence I don't think you'd do that I really don't think you'd do that mate you're giving up your relationship your family everything

your entire freedom to know that I've killed a human and got away with it actually a big question which prison Wandsworth because that really does change things

a little bit if it's Wandsworth then yeah win win so what are you saying why Lewis I just got you're going to come visit If it's Wormsworth, then yeah, win-win. So what are you saying? Why, Lewis? I just got... Your girlfriend come visit you.

It's because you could film other people doing stuff, right? You're going to cheat on your girlfriend. You had an Xbox and all. That video's terrible. No, it's because you could take your videography career a little further, right?

You're a gangster, man. All right, so what are you deciding? Because I have an extension. I don't think I could do it. I think you would. You'd go to prison with me. Nah, I always own have an extension. I don't think I could do it. And I think you would go. I think that now I always, I always own up to things.

I don't like. No, I agree. I'm thinking that you're better. So here's the extension. No, I don't think you think you're better than you are. You go to prison for the rest of your life. Well, if all the evidence I go off, sometimes I've even recently I've spoke to people.

It's like, oh, that's my bad. I'm like, no, no, that's on me. And it's like, I don't. That doesn't result in you going to prison for the that's my bad. I'm like, no, no, that's on me. And it's like, I don't... That doesn't result in you going to prison for the rest of your life? I think when it comes... In this moment, by the way,

when I'm making that decision, you don't... There's no fucking judge there with a gavel. Exactly. No, but you... I don't know it's prison life. That's just the repercussion.

No, you do know that. That's the hypothetical question. You do know. That's the whole hypothetical. This is so unrealistic. Well, it might be so, but... But, Lewis, this is what I think.

I don't think I could know. When push comes to shove, when push comes to shove, everyone... Okay. No. That's the whole hypothetical. It's so unrealistic. Well, you might be so, but Lewis, this is what I think. I don't think I could know. When push comes to shove, everyone. Okay. Here's a change to the question. You don't know the

consequence. Do you? Then you take responsibility. I think I would then, yeah. Interesting. Yeah.

But then the police tell you that you're going to prison for the rest of your life. Okay, so here's a different angle. Actually, I don't know. Here's a different angle. You definitely fucking believe it. No, you're going to for the rest of your life. Yeah, but that's... Okay, so here's a different angle. Actually, I don't know.

Here's a different angle. You definitely fucking believe it, you twat. No, no, no. You're on about. No, if they're good... If she's claiming she's done it,

the police are saying, yeah, all the evidence. I'm just going to go... Okay. You're not lying. I'm not lying. I'm just not saying anything. Here's a different angle.

Because maybe I've gone mad and she is right. She did it. She might be a prick as well. Let's just look into this. She actually might be an awful person. She could have people

in her basement for all we know. Yeah, yeah. What? She could be a fucking murderer. Could be. She might have hoped that she did it. She just killed him with a car. I'm fucking blaming her.

She just killed the person with a car. Here's a different angle to the question. I'm killing her as well. Here's a different angle to the question. It's not an old woman

or whatever comes over and says that. It's me. No, I wouldn't do that. I'm doing it, yeah. Not with my friend. Not for my friend or family. Yeah, or your own mother.

Oh, Jesus, no. If it's your mother that came over and went, oh my God, Oli, I can't believe it. Even if she had done it, I'd probably try and take the blame. Interesting, isn't it?

Yeah, but that's obvious, though. Surely we hide the body. Obviously, you're going to look out for people you know and love more than randomly. Would you hide the body? Yeah, but you know and love more than randomly would you hide the body yeah but you'd commit you'd commit the rest

of your life in prison to save yeah but if it's someone like you I know you haven't done it so I can't just throw away all we've ever built together oh you have to make it weird

you'd go to prison can I just say by the way if you I feel like if you came over like completely certain you killed it I'd be like maybe you did yeah I feel like if you came over completely certain you killed it, I'd be like, maybe you did.

Yeah, I know what you mean. I'd believe you. Not even trying to do it on over. You've just seen yourself run to it on over, though. He's mental, so he might have heard it. I'd be honest with you, Lewis. He's going crazy. Lewis, I killed her.

I'm like, fucking Jesus, man, yeah? I reckon we hide... How about this? Would you hide the body with each other? What? No, no, no. Would you hide a body with me no I'm just taking it

a step further that's risky yeah probably I actually do love you as that stop talking I honestly know how to do it don't you mate

no don't give away your tips I'm not going to kill anyone if you were walking down the street yeah then you just saw yourself and it's yourself from a parallel universe

that's got into your universe yeah you're just describing dark matter go on would you speak to them

would you kill them would you ask kill them I think I'd speak to them I'd definitely find out what they're doing does it look like they're up to something

you can't have two of you like what are they doing this person's come for you he's trying to steal your identity how do you know the motivation well you can't have

two Lewis Bowden in the world can you I'd just go back through the books have you not seen the scene in the boys where they suck

in each other's arsehole sorry what I have but I've not watched don't ruin it I've not watched the latest seasons

oh well he sucks his arsehole can I just ask something though you're going to think this is mental but it's not

okay I'm not 100% convinced if was a hundred percent like another me i'd know that was 100 me yeah because you don't you don't actually know what yourself looks like really oh that's you really blow my mind here right now i'm looking at you right now but you have a whole life in that head of yours that you don't know what you look like three oh fuck oh you don't you don't even know what you look like you in that head of yours that you don't know what you look like. Oh, fuck. You don't. You don't even know what you look like.

You've only seen yourself. You don't know what you look like from my perspective. Yes, I do. You don't. I've seen a picture. But also,

it's different. Also, we've, you know, through the culture and, you know, living our lives are convinced that there's never ever

going to be another version of ourselves. So when you see that in person, your instinct is to just reject the actual reality and go oh wait he looks a lot like me he's not actually me wait what is that why you think i'm ugly because like you're seeing the film i'm seeing i'm looking at my perspective my perspective i'm like that's a fucking handsome man but then from your from your perspective i look like an auger i'm pretty sure it's a well-known uh or whatever well-known fact

that you see yourself a lot better than others do because you'll look at yourself of course so like like you look at yourself in a mirror really ugly so i've got a bent nose right but i'll look in the mirror and maybe subconsciously turn my head so it doesn't look bent so i see myself like that do you know what i mean you do have a bent nose yeah i do you don't have a bent nose you do it's bent to the right i've never broke it but it's bent to the left you uh you always try and see well you always overestimate your own abilities and everything as well well like if you take a selfie one you're gonna look you're not gonna take yourself in a if it's shit you go i'll look shit on that and then take one yeah you're always trying to make yourself seem and look better

than you are you're overestimate your ability and everything. People generally overestimate how good they are at things. Have you seen that? Yeah, there's a statistic for Americans where I think it's like four in every ten Americans think they can beat a bear in a fight.

Or like there's one, there's like a 20% think they could win a set off Serena Williams. It's like, well, you probably couldn't. Could you win a point? No, unless you double fault I think you don't even win a point

as if she makes a mistake I don't think she gives us the respect to even serve hard enough to risk it you know what I mean she wouldn't make a mistake because

yeah she just played so easy I might get lucky though no unless she makes a mistake yeah that's what the lucky bit would you put your life on it

no but if she smacks the serve and I somehow she's not going to do that she's not going to but look you can't pay 10 you've also you're the most Yeah, that's what the look would be. Would you put your life on it? No, but if she smacks the serve and I somehow connect perfectly. She's not going to do that. But look, she can't pay tennis. You're the most uncoordinated, unathletic person I've ever seen. Yeah.

And you think you're going to win a point against the best women's tennis player of all time? No, I'm just saying I'm giving her something she's not seen before. It's like when KSI boxed her. Yeah, a lot of people have seen that before. She might give you a point or make a mistake because she's laughing so much

okay first of all on her serve you wouldn't return any of her serves and then on your serve you don't know how to serve so you wouldn't get one in so there'd be no points

no no no because what I'd do I'd line up and then I'd go oh god how's she going to return that I'm just saying I'm terrible tennis

yes but I might get that one lucky connection no you wouldn't this is why you're an idiot because you you wouldn't know how to grip the racket properly to even get one lucky connection no you wouldn't this is why you're an idiot because you you wouldn't know how to grip the racket properly to even get

a lucky connection I've played tennis before I'll beat you you prick you wouldn't yeah I would I don't think you would you wouldn't be able to get yourself

across the court I've never even seen Theo play tennis but I would put my life on him being better I would beat you as well at 9 out of 10 sports you'd have me at football

I played tennis my entire life you wouldn't God you can tell name the 10 sports what would you be you'd have me at football I played tennis my entire life you wouldn't God you can tell them name the 10 sports what would you be easily you'd beat me at basketball

yes balls you would beat me at tennis balls but you're just naming sports you're good at or have played I'm not going to

I could name I could name one if we did if we did the pick side slash back side decathlon yeah

of sports not let's read the decathlon events that'd be close who comes out on top well let me do let's actually do If we did the pick side slash back side Decathlon. Yeah. Of sports not events. That'd be close. Who comes out on top? Well let me do let's actually do the Decathlon.

Yeah we need to see which sports are. No not Decathlon. Not Decathlon. Let's just say we all let's just say there's 12 events

we all contribute three that we think we're good at. Okay. Oh that's a good idea. And then who would come first? Do you reckon?

I'm bringing basketball definitely. I don't know. I'm not asking what you're bringing because I'd bring golf and blah who would come first do you reckon I'm bringing basketball definitely I'm not asking what you're bringing because I'd bring golf and blah blah blah yeah but you can't say who's going to win

because you don't really know I'd say one of you two probably that's probably overall yeah I'd agree across the board

yeah that's an interesting video though isn't it I think I'll win you two have played more sport yeah and also

Tom we have to bear one thing in mind you're not in the conversation childhoods where I've always been against someone competitively to try

and you know elevate what I've done he's been running for 10 years and I beat his PB in one fucking week training and he's

yeah they play loads of sports but the track record is we can do his sports in two weeks and do better than him he finished 25 minutes ahead of you. Theo is athletic, though.

He's good at sports. Yeah, well, is he good? He went on it. We didn't do running, so he convinced us that he's good. Racket sports, he's very good. Lewis, you know we finished 25 minutes ahead of you in that race, right?

Also skiing. Skiing, he'd have us. Yeah, he'd bring skiing into it. That's another one for me. Let's bring in the Tory sports. But that's what you do that's what you bring what you're good at

bring in bowls you just fucking said basketball basketball and bowls right we're going to play a pitchy then what's that pigeon toss

that's not a real sport do you want to play a game now that's not a real sport it is a sport of course it's a sport where

where is it a sport show me the world championship of pigeon toss England where pigeon toss do you want a game the world championship pigeon toss pigeon toss do you want to get him we can play pigeon toss I think you'd lose

at that as well Lewis pick the three sports that you would compete against us basketball pigeon toss no you have to

real sport here's a question when you contribute basketball to the conversation what kind of things do you mean like a game of 21

1v1 or like a horse or what I'd have you said any of those no no I'm asking the question that isn't the question um 100% basketball

definitely I think we do I think we do probably the 1v1 because I mean you get done by me then oh well you you you'd not you'd not stop foul you'd not

stop foul and get just timed on I'm why don't we play game of horse for basketball if you haven't if you haven't played basketball half the people you don't know you'll just foul non-stop if you get just timed on why don't we play a game of horse for basketball if you haven't played basketball half the people

you don't you'll just foul non-stop if you haven't played football in American football I love how Lewis is now talking

like he's a pro I was two levels below England that is not that good I agree you should see who was on my team wait two levels

as in like you played basketball at school no I was national so you travel about. Oh, you kept this quiet then. Shit, you're actually alright. No, but also,

you don't have to be that good for England. It's like being the best in the world at like pigeon tossing. Yeah, I mean... We're not going to contribute curbing this as well.

Are there any professional British basketball players? No. We're not professional, yes, but not in the NBA, no. There has been. Not in the NBA? There's got to be a couple of British NBA players? No. We're not professional, yes, but not in the NBA, no. There has been. Not in the NBA? There's got to be

a professional in the NBA. The only... Deng, Deng, played for Miami Heat. There's got to be. No, but he would have got a fucking normal... No.

He was the starting centre for Miami Heat. How do you know that? Because I've watched basketball most of my life. Really? I'm just not very good at it. You just said

not a single British person made it to the NBA. Not true. Not true. Not properly. They have bench bombers. I've never heard of the skis. All right, Lewis, so you choose basketball.

What next? So you're not letting me out of Pidgey? No. That's not a sport, bro. We've asked you for a sport. Netball. Fucking hell.

How do you even do that? How do you even do that? I'll match your water netball. That's just one V1. I can tell you what, because that's not... Netball is literally basketball playing horse. You wouldn't be able to do one V1. You can't fucking move. No, because it's that I can tell you what because that's that ball is literally basketball playing horse

you wouldn't be able to do one beat when you can't fucking move you pick the sport where as soon as you get the ball you can't fucking

move with it it's a sport right it's a sport it's a sport no no I know but the game we're playing is like you stand in a

position or throw the ball at the hoop yes we're playing tactical yeah we're changing the hoop I'm choosing my

strengths yeah smaller hoop no backboard yeah yeah what next what other things do you throw stuff in handball I used to be

classing goal on handball I play handball handball but as a goalie I used to go on goal and sometimes dribble out

Jesus Christ right well you'll come in last in two of them anyway I'd beat you Zolman I'd beat you I used to go on goal and sometimes dribble out. Jesus Christ. Right, well, you'll come in last in two of them anyway. I'd beat you all, man. I'd beat you all

your own sports. No, that's fine. That's your three sports, all right? And we're having 12 sports all together and then we're doing Olympics.

Your three sports. I'm trying to think. Well, you can't pick the same sports anyway. No, you can't pick usually the same.

I don't know what I'd pick. You've got to choose football, surely. Well, yeah, obviously football would be one, but I'm trying to think. No, but you can be specific. You can do a penalty shootout. Yeah, no, I know. Oh, yeah, obviously what I'd pick. You've got to choose football, surely. Yeah, obviously football would be one, but I'm trying to think. No, but you can be specific.

You can do a penalty shootout. Yeah, no. No, yeah. I'd say football would definitely... I'm just going to pick the sports. I'm not going to go into what I'd do. I'd have football. Should we just pick like kickboxing now?

Yeah, but how are we going to do... We have to fight. No. Come on, Lewis. We have to fight. Let's be realistic here. We're not going to play MMA together, are we? Play MMA.

Play MMA. Well, no, I'd just do... Whoever survives the longest versus Conor McGregor wins. No, I'll just do Muay Thai. Whoever survives the longest versus Conor McGregor wins. No, we could just do a Muay Thai round robin. Do you reckon if us four all fought Conor McGregor at the same time, do you think we'd have them? We're all dead.

I think we could take them. No. I think we could take them. Obviously not. If we rush them. All it's going to do is rush. I'm just mad. No, no, no.

I think we fucking have them. You'll get knocked out in one anyway. No, I'd be tactically at the back. You just have to stumble around them. So you've done football and darts? I've had football, darts and Muay Thai. I beat you at darts. You wouldn't beat me at darts.

I have beat you at darts. I didn't bottle it in the... You know I beat you at darts all the time. You beat me in one leg. Tom, can you pick a sport that isn't Muay Thai? We actually might do this for a video. Okay, sorry. I'd have football, darts and...

What was I good at? Probably tennis, actually. Probably tennis. Oh, you can't pick that. Damn. Fine by me was I good at? Probably tennis, actually. Probably tennis. Oh, you can't pick that. Damn. Fine by me. I don't need to win every event. I just know I'd beat him at that.

Yeah. You two are probably all right at tennis, but I know I'd beat him at some. I'm trying to hedge my bets here. Yeah, that's fair. I know my three. I know my three. I don't know if one of them is necessarily a sport, though.

It probably is. It's a game more than anything. I'd go golf pool and weightlifting Olympic lifting yeah yeah that's probably that's like bodyweight

I think I'd win I think I'd win all three so that's why I'm picking that's interesting that is a I don't have anything I'd definitely win that Olympic lifting though

we should do it off your own body we're the same don't we fuck well i'm only picking sports i think i'd win that it would have to be pound for pound wouldn't it it would have to be a weight because all you got to do is win your own and then be average at the rest of them yeah well i've got tennis in the bag yeah but you don't even have to pick that now so that's really another one that that serves you more of an advantage i just don't the problem is

even football like you will play you have played and do football so anything can happen there isn't definitely i'd win that yeah i think i'm pretty guaranteed to win the darts but then and then tennis i probably wouldn't even win that i don't have really any sports i'd definitely beat you all up i'm still trying to think of other spots i would go i would have chosen tennis and I can't choose football so I would go skiing yeah I think you'd win that

obviously definitely I'd go snowboarding what would you do for skiing just like a time trial

yeah downhill skiing speed eating yeah does it count if you just fall over and then slide

you still wouldn't catch it's interesting though isn't it I wouldn't risk it now i wouldn't risk i'm too scared if you want to see the pit backside olympics what else no come on thomas sing us in what what is this fact he's trying to think of a new jingle he tries to do a new jingle every week the og was so good do you know your facts I can fact it off with Louis B

and I really don't need a wee so I went you just went yeah nice thanks for that man I appreciate it okay facts

so as always I'd like to give you some warm up fact yeah wet the tongue wet the whistle we're not allowed our phones out though

because he says we can't fact check wet the tongue okay so one day space won't exist it'll taste the fact for you it's classy the whistle we're not allowed our phones out though because he says we can't fact check wet the tongue okay so one day space won't exist it'll taste the fact for you

it's class there so you have the James Webb telescope that's out there it's very exciting a very new telescope that essentially sees into deep space

and see the start of the universe is it because they think the Big Bang is going to then come back no that's what happens

with entropy there's a theory that the Big Bang that the universe is always destined to come back here and explode in the exact same way

I thought it's still expanding it is it hits the wall and then it'd be pretty scary though imagine they're just watching it

and then all of a sudden it starts saying wait a second it's coming back am I right in saying what you've just said there so in this telescope they can look through it

and see the beginning of time? They can see the light from the beginning of time. So they can't see the explosion, but they can see what is essentially, they can essentially see the light,

some light from the Big Bang that has been travelling all that time towards us. So how do they know that? Because they can just measure it. Prove it. Science. How do they know

they're not looking at a star? Well, it can be a star. To give you a scientific reason as to why. No, no. Science. How do they know they're not looking at a star? Just... It can't be a star. A scientific reason as to why. No, no. This guy on the mountain is looking through a telescope and can see the beginning of time. Well, the telescope's in space. Tell me how that works now.

Because light travels, doesn't it? It's taken that long for the light to travel. So they see the light in the sky and go, ah, must be the beginning of time. No, you know how deep in space that you're pointing it to, so then you can calculate how far it must be travelling. Then you can calculate how long... This one isn't that mental.

My sphere stuff is rock solid. I'm just trying to figure out, like, figuratively, how does that work? I think this is how they do it. They know where the point is. I don't know. They know where the point is. They know how far it's then travelling,

so then by knowing how far it's travelling, they can calculate how old it is, probably. They know how far it's then travelling so then by knowing how far it's travelling they can calculate how old it is probably they know how fast light travel so when I asked you a simple question you were talking about

a man on top of the mountain like this where is the telescope then in space oh it's in space it's a satellite one so it's not like a Hubble telescope

it's similar to that but it searches for different kinds of light which then lets it expand further so they built a telescope whacked on a station and put it up to space I but it searches for different kinds of light, which then lets it expand further. Wait, so they built a telescope, whacked it on a station, and put it up to space? I think it takes in infrared light,

and then it converts it into images. Jesus. So if someone's not there, where is the end of the world? Don't you think people are so clever? Yeah. And then there's us. It's actually mad, isn't it? I'm sorry, yeah.

You want to know one thing, Tom? Try and think about this, right? Try there's just like trees and like us and like we were just like right you still am yeah okay fine yeah and now we've got bluetooth wi-fi we're living on a building we've everything you see, right? Next fact. Don't you think it's crazy that Wi-Fi's always been there? You didn't even start a barbecue on the recent vlog, you know.

Next fact. But how do you invent Bluetooth? How have we gone from a forest... I didn't finish this one. I didn't get to the point of what that was. No one cares. Next. You did get to Singapore.

So essentially, essentially, the universe is expanding away from us faster than the speed of light. Right. Which is abnormally possible. You can't go speed of light, but it can expand faster. That's a rule, apparently. Yeah.

So essentially, what that means is after a certain amount of time, it's going to expand so fast and so far away, the light will never be able to reach us. So future generations on Earth will not actually see space. It will just be, as far as they know, it didn't exist. You mean parts of space? No, not actually see space. It will just be, as far as they know, it didn't exist. You mean parts of space? No, not all of it.

So if enough time passes and it's accelerated that far away, you won't see any space. Where would the moon be? That cannot be true. What about space directly around? Yeah, so all that's expanding. So you think this is probably thousands, thousands,

millions of years away, but that's starting to expand quicker and quicker so it's going to go faster than the speed of light so that's going away faster than it can

come back so it's never going to reach us. But our solar system would still be within our visual... No, you see the solar system I'm on about the universe

that you've actually seen outside of Mars and planet no, it will because the stars you see in the sky aren't in our solar system so therefore you'll see black the sky aren't in our solar system. Yeah, I know. So therefore, you'll see black. The only remnants is what we have now.

You'll just see blackness. But surely it'll be beyond the stars that you won't see. But you said there's no space. Yes, space won't exist. Can I ask you a question? But it will exist. You're just saying we won't see it. Lewis, you know space and it's expanding, right?

Yeah. What was before space so you like say this that's next week's philosophy no no no say my hand

say my hand so Reeve is so listen my hand is the edge of space right so it's doing this going further and further and out right yeah

so what's on this side well that's what that's the whole thing are we just in a box I think it's like white what is it it's like white this is the theory is there was nothing and in a box? I think it's like white. What is it? It's like white.

The theory is a big bang, there was nothing, and then there was an explosion. Why is that? You can't really describe nothing. Do you know what we can use? We can use your wind analogy. When you can't see anything.

What the hell was that? I think my brain just shut down with a thought of comprehending what is. That's existentialism. I think about that shit so much, man. I love space. I'm going to go to space. Anyway. And hope you never come back.

Okay, so just want to hear about the Great Emu War. The Emu War? The Great Emu War. Yeah, give me the Emu War. Or Assassinated by the Sea. Emu War. Emu War. Yeah, it's a good one, this.

Both of them are really good, to be fair. Do you know what an emu is? is this well researched? yes seriously go on then they're all well researched what's an emu?

sorry what am I on about? it's a bird that doesn't fly they're the biggest bird aren't they? well no ostriches are the biggest then probably an emu

no? probably so let me take you back you should know you've researched this they're the same one emu egg is the same size

as 12 chicken eggs isn't it it's an ostrich egg pretty big are they the biggest birds other than ostriches what noise does an emu make so

isn't that you just pushing the microphone away so let me take you back to World War 2 it just ended Australia soldiers have returned home and the veterans

are given land on Australia. Australia was involved in World War 2. Yeah, I think so. World War. Whoa, whoa, whoa. No, no, no.

That's not a good opener to go. Yeah, I think so. But why would Australia be involved? Because of the Commonwealth. The whole world got involved,

didn't they really? Okay, so they come home a long world war, you know, resources depleted the Aussies but yeah Aussie Aussies

Aussie Aussies sorry Aussie Aussie the veterans they get given they get given some like farmland balls in your biscuit tin ah that's

sitting on the ground with your finger out of your ass bling bling bling carry on so they get given some farmland in Australia okay as a present

yeah just so they can live a life you know they can start growing crops and the veterans they go over there can they grow much in Australia okay as a present yeah just so they can live life you know they can start growing crops and the veterans they go over there can they grow much in Australia yeah

by the coast I imagine it's quite fruitful no no no it's a fucking desert there isn't it it's a fucking desert isn't it

he said they grow crops they grow crops and that so they go out there they start the farms and you know life's nice life's good again but little did they know they'd been given land

that was property of the emus. Property? What? Wait, so the emus have, like, written up a document. Property of the emus? Wait, so, Lewis, emus have written up documents. They've got a treaty. Oh, fucking hell!

The king emu has a treaty with the Australian prime minister. Right, let's get this straight about emus because I know people think of emus wait no at this time actually the emus would have a treaty with the

queen of England so let's think of it this way emus right they are a domesticated animal now people think of them funnily

these are wild emus who have came from dinosaurs they are not animals fucking domesticated yeah but they're in zoos so are lions

what are you not domesticated mate you don't go around your mate's house oh you're going to bring out your pet emu a wild pack of emus is like a wild pack

of velociraptors just in the modern day so they're not domesticated they're not domesticated I'm saying back there let's just like take them out of

today's ideology of them back there nobody thinks they're domesticated okay that's good it's an emu you're not going to feed an emu

like it's morning breakfast are you so well this is a thing so emus run this land and they're like this is a sign of war someone's came into

our territory where's the kangaroos and wallabies I don't know emus run them out of town this is emu property property

so emus essentially congregate and they bring an assault onto the farms. They start eating all the crops. They start tearing things apart. They didn't even eat the crops. They also had a meeting

discussing what to do next as well. It was just an assault to like, you're on our land. We're tearing this shit up. So the veterans... Coordinated attack. Well, there's the pack animals

like velociraptors. Yeah, yeah. You're looking at the velociraptor right here, but where's it come from? So Luke, what's the king emu said to the rest of his people? What's he said? He said, the pack animals like velociraptors you're looking at the velociraptor right here but where's it come from so Luke what's the king emu said to the rest of his

like people what's he said he said these these humans they're stealing our land we must kill them

I don't speak in tongues with the emus but I imagine it's like let's get these out you know they're taking our land this is our livelihood their ancestors are there

this is all they know so so the veterans right they're having some troubles the emus it's like ruining their way of life so they call in the army and they're

like we have emus here and they go fucking hell yeah fair enough it's australia no the army be like fucking hell mate we just done world war two

these were the army. No, the veterans. The veterans. They're not in there. Oh, no. Yeah, you're right. So when they call up the... Sorry.

They call up the army and the army goes, get out. Get out. As soon as they've just finished in World War II, they immediately become veterans. Yeah, you leave the army, you're a veteran. And then they have to set up... It's not instant.

They have to set up the farm. They have to build. They have to plant the crops. I think you're forgetting the main point here, right? They And then they have to set up things. It's not instant. They have to set up the farm. They have to build. They have to plant the crops. I think you're forgetting the main point here, right? They've just finished World War II and the Prime Minister's gone, get out. You need to fight the emus now, mate.

No, no, no. He's given them land that he didn't realise was their property. And then the new soldiers, instead of fighting the Nazis, they're fighting emus. They're fighting for the Nazis. But this is the thing.

You've just defeated the Nazis and you think, yeah, emus, no problem. But you wouldn't immediately become a veteran. People go on more than one trip. No, but some people... One or two people. No, a lot of people... No, no, a lot of...

After the war... Yeah, just being in the war, you become a vet. Mate, they literally fought in World War II. A lot do. Yeah, a lot of them. But these ones didn't. They were veterans.

Oh, right, sorry. They were veterans and they set up a farm. This is months apart. Maybe they'd done World War I. They'd done World War I. Yeah, months apart.

That surprises me because given emus are birds, you'd think that they'd be alright with vets. Right. Anyway.

Oh God. So they call the army. Dead Eye! They call the army in and they're like, they ring them up, General.

And they're like, G'day! General, long time, g'day. Look, really appreciate this land you've given us. Slight issue. We've got nothing left

for Birdie. Slight issue. Why don't you tell me that actually it was owned by the emu? Don't be stepping on their toes. The treaty says it's emu property they've actually shown me

they've shown me the mortgage and everything like this is theirs slight issue I spent all morning with an emu in my kitchen looking over his papers and I thought

these cannot be theirs and they spent three hours explaining to me how it actually is their land yeah yeah so what the fuck is going on here

slight issue horde of emus here erm they're coordinated we need like we need to get rid of them they've got my house surrounded

it's inbred in them these are wild pack of emus it's like a horde so in the window he's like so easier

he's like g'day erm g'day can't hear Yaro in the editing he's like goodnight

yeah no problem no problem we'll send the boys down we'll get these sorted out we'll get these sorted out real quick and nowhere to lie the boys are going to come down

nowhere to lie they deploy troops there operation on the land for emus yeah they're like we're going to gun these down this is going to be like

no fucking way they didn't shoot them no machine guns they have machine guns right fuck off they wouldn't need a machine gun for that Yeah, they're like, we're going to gun these down. This is going to be like... No fucking way. They didn't shoot them. No, no, no. Machine guns. They have machine guns, right? Fuck off. They wouldn't need a machine gun for that.

They could be birds. Wait, so they... Surely they could just round them up and relocate them. Just deploy the Australian military to shoot some birds. So instead of herding the emus away, they just fucking... That does not sound very ethical or morally right to me. It's not. It's very wrong.

I'm on the side with the emus. And what you're seeing there is exactly what they thought. They thought, this is no problem. Yeah, this is going to be easy. Let's just do this quick and fast. But they were too smart. Yeah, the coordinates.

They're smart. They've lived here for years. Over a goal. And number one, no, they know the land. They know the land. They've lived there all their life. Yeah, so what did they do?

They flew away. Oh, wait, they can't then. No, what did they do then? They hid behind all the trees oh no it's a desert so all this time the emus have been it's just a wild pack

of stupid birds in the middle of nowhere they could have easily destroyed them it's the weasel it's the weasel it's the weasel it's the weasel

it's the weasel it's the weasel it's the weasel it's the weasel it's the weasel it's the weasel it's the weasel it's the weasel

it's the weasel it's the weasel no no all this time they've been conducting like assaults on the night shut up no I'm true they've been conducting like assaults on the night shut up

no I'm true they're cutting off the food supply and stuff like food supply to the military that's been

rolled in by what the fuck are they stealing the people's milk outside their house if you're eating

all the crops there's no food supply you're putting the struggle on there they know it's a

desert anyway they know it's a waiting game so they're just like keeping themselves

going so the emus have set up a siege they've set up a siege not a siege they cut anyway they know it's a waiting game so they're just keeping themselves going so the emus have set up a siege they've set up a siege not a siege because they know if they go ahead on fight

they're going to get mowed down yeah you're not going to win so you have to be clever you have to cut off the food supply you have to

harass them until they leave the land so they've set up a siege then haven't they don't get me wrong there were many people who tried to

settle on emu land and been scared away be it animals or humans and they've won every war like who like who it would have been like fucking land have been scared away be it animals or humans and they've won every war. Like who? Fucking hell, man. Like who?

It would have been like fucking kangaroos probably to give a go. I imagine they had a few I imagine they had a few snakes. The thing is this is completely true. This is completely

fucking true. It's mental. The thing is there's probably like 1% that's true. It's completely true. There's probably a farmer had an issue with the emu

and then the army had to come and help and that is probably it. Army rolls in, machine guns and everything. Oh, don't believe that part. They wouldn't need to do that.

Go on, then what? I've got the stats. The emu's just stealing the guns. It's like shooting bags. The stats. He's got the stats. So,

army rolling. Popping the tires. It's like Planet of the Apes. Popping up the tires it's like Planet of the Apes popping up the tires genuinely now you actually get you actually closer to the truth than this idiot

so the rock up used 2,500 bullets that's not that many guess how many emus they killed zero

none of them because the emus are not there they're too coordinated 500 they killed 200 emus they killed? Zero. None of them. Because the emus are not there. They're too coordinated. 500. They killed 200 emus. Fucking hell.

Why? 200 casualties. Because their necks are so thin, the bullets are just flying past. Why did they kill 200 emus? That was it. There was 200 emus. It's not over yet. Okay.

Not over yet. So the army brawled out, right? And the emus, because their tactics was this. They'd keep the distance and they'd bunch out, right? And the emus, because their tactics was this, they'd keep the distance and they'd bunch up, right? And then they'd open

fire, but they'd scatter and they were too fast and zigzagging. But Lou, Lou, one bullet in every 10 killed an emu. That's pretty good

going though. No, that's not the maths. Almost. It is. No, you have to think about it. 2,500 bullets.

This is not good. And this is at a time where the emus know again, you have to think about it 2,500 bullets emus this is not good and this is at a time where they know emus know again they have to wait them out they've just been in a war yeah they know about the war do they emus

they have one of the tiniest brains in the animal kingdom this is what they thought wait Lewis Lewis you're telling me the emus have congregated together

and said don't worry lads we'll wait it out they ain't got many bullets left because they've just had World War 2 they're not communicating like humans it's the same way that animals in the wild congregated together and said, don't worry lads, we'll wait it out. They ain't got many bullets left because they've just had World War II. They're not communicating like humans.

It's the same way that animals in the wild can coordinate just through their evolution. It's not communication, it's just in them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They've had generations

of fighting predators. Let me ask you this, right? How has word spread from Europe, right? Europe to these emus in the outback in Australia. How would they know

about World War 2 World War papers do they read the papers I can tell you I know I know what's happened you have to think

they're in cahoots with the pigeons they're flying over and let them know what are you doing get off your phone get off your phone let me finish

look he's no he's just came in spoiling the story I'm not even got to the end get off your phone I'm not even got to the end I'm not even got to the end get off your phone I'm not checking I'm not even

got to the end I'm not checking was the date of what is known as the emu war thank you so no the emus no

it just not even happened it did happen what year was it I thought of finishing what year did it happen

after the world war two no it didn't shut up this is not going to the edit anyways what have you lied about when it happened?

I haven't lied. It was after the World War. It wasn't. What year was it? It was. It was 1932. Oh, before. That's not after the war, isn't it?

They had loads of bullets. No, man. You're not supposed to check. You're not supposed to check the date. It's all right, man. You've literally told us that they were lacking bullets because of World War II, but it happened like five years before the war started. I explained to them why they didn't've just been mad about it. You've literally told us that they're lacking bullets because of World War II but it happened like five years before

the war started. Explain to us why they didn't know about the war. Anyways. Hang on. So they did know about the war.

Fucking hell. These veterans had just come back from a war they never went to. They did. It was. You wrote it actually.

It was a war. Where was that? They came back seven years prior to when it started. I don't even think it was army. It was just farmers. You're wrong.

Actually, you're actually wrong. See, that's annoying because now you don't believe my story. We didn't believe it anyway. That happens still though. Farmers, there's so many kangaroos and wallabies, they have to shoot them. I don't know. Constantly, I think.

I might be wrong. Shit, man. It does say 193232 that's a rough time for Australia man they had the great war and then got involved in the world war 2

military operation undertaken in Australia go fuck yourself oh yeah it doesn't matter you're saying it's farmers and that

it's a military operation now if it's alright with you I'll get on with my fuck you said it's 1932 that's a very small issue the military are fighting emus in a war.

You said it was after World War? You said it was to do with veterans getting free land off the back of the... It was in World War II. It must have been World War I then. That was like 20 years before. Fucking hell, they're getting given land

20 years after they finish. Yeah. Yeah, that sounds right. You also said that the emus had congregated with the pigeons to find out about World War II. That was him. But did you see how...

Can we go back to the facts? A military operation's going on under here with emus and you're caring about a date. Yeah, because it's a big part of the story. You said that these were veterans from World War II. It must have been World War I. It's a minor issue. He said they were lacking bullets after World War II.

It's dumb. They probably just weren't after World War I. Oh, fucking hell, Lewis. It's a minor issue. It's on, He probably just went after World War I. Oh, fucking hell, it's a minor issue. It's only, you know, one or two. No, I don't think the date of when it happened

is a minor issue. Wait, are you telling me we won World War II because the Australians actually managed to convince the emus to fight on their team? It could have helped

them that way. So, anyways, so that operation, 200 emus dead. Yeah. Only riles them up more, obviously. After World War.

Rough time for Australia. They've gone through the emu war and then just been told that fucking Hitler's taking over Europe. How rough's that? 200 emus down,

you know, these are part of the family, part of the congregation. But the soldiers aren't really happy about this because obviously, like, this hasn't went very well.

No, not really. We've only made them angrier and there's a fucking ton of emus. What have you Googled to find this out? By the way, like, this emu army, this isn't just like a few emus we're talking like five to ten thousand strong emus yeah like coordinate like roman soldiers like in yeah they know the land they know the land they walk in formation so so the armies retreat the armies retreat back and

they're like right we're gonna reassess our tactics here meanwhile the emus come back with their own assault all right get on with it. Get to the part where... Army rolls out tanks and, like, more guns. Oh, fuck off. Yeah. 10,000 rounds used. They didn't bring out tanks. 10,000 rounds used.

900. They didn't use tanks. 900. They didn't use tanks. Yeah, no, sorry. Hang on. How many did he use? 900.

What? What did he just say? 900? 900. I thought he said nine injured. 900. No? What did he just say? 900? 900. I thought you said nine injured. 900. No, hang on.

Wait, so again, that's about one in ten. That's a pretty good growth ratio. Also, just to double check, you're saying they coordinated attack after the 200 died.

What are they doing? Hmm? Was their coordinated attack destroying the fuck out of the crops? They've already done that, you said. You said at the start they've ruined the land.

So what else are they doing now? It's just little things like you go to the beers, you eat the food in the store. This sounds awfully like... George Dressing Park. George Dressing Park, where these little beers come. How big do you think the emus are? Have you guys realised what this sounds like, by the way? It's got coordinated attack.

This sounds like that these farmers have got crops which clearly are unfenced and the emus are just going to go eat it because they're a wild animal no it's coordinated

how big do you think emus are it's just a wild animal eating crops I don't think they're not that big they're big they're the biggest

flightless bird it's got to be an ostrich ostrich can't fly bigger emus and these are wild emus are not big animals I want to know

what's encouraged the army to roll out tanks between 200 emus and these are wild and vicious animals I want to know what's encouraged the army to roll out tanks between 200 emus dying and then wait we're accepting that

no no no but I want to know what the tanks have possibly done after like 2% of their fleet is dead they held the farmers

hostage they're at gunpoint you have a major problem here you're cutting off the food source to the country do emus stand taller than humans I don't even think they do yeah I think they're at gunpoint you have a major problem here you're cutting off the food source to the country do emus stand taller

than humans I don't even think they do probably yeah I think they're yeah yeah yeah they're big emus they're dinosaurs mate

you take out they're not dinosaurs they're cutting out the food supply to the country you have starving people 10,000 emus cut off the entire

of Australia they're working tirelessly they're not working 9 to 5 no not an emu that's an emu what's them mean, they're working tirelessly. Are you thinking of a lemur? No, not an emu. That's an emu. What's them white things? They're not that big emus.

What's the white things? An ostrich? No, they're white. Emus are not that big. A lemur? So you have the tanks rolling out. They use 10,000 rounds

to kill 900 emus. But eventually, essentially, they have to sue for peace. It averages 5.7 feet. So, I mean, it's the same size as a human. They're not even that much bigger than us. So they have have to sue for peace. It averages 5.7 feet. So, I mean, it's the same size as a human. They're not even that much bigger than us. So, they have to put in for peace.

People just knock it out. Wait, they made a peace treaty with the emus? They just backed out the land, man. It was the emu territory and they fought them off. Oh, fuck off. Oh, I'm not even going to bite. Wait, so you're telling me right now? You're telling me the army rolled out tanks and had to retreat against emus?

Have you ever tried to shoot an emu? Very hard, very quick, very agile. And you have a tank? More so than a fucking bullet. Mate, you can't, because they do this.

Right. I'm not even joking. Yeah, but if they do that and I shoot down the middle, they're dead at some point. Mate, the emus won. I swear to God. So you're telling me right now?

Yeah, because the army, the army, the best snipers in the world couldn't fucking shoot an em point. Mate, the emus won. I swear to God. So you're telling me right now... Yeah, because the army, the best snipers in the world couldn't fucking shoot an emu. So, Lewis, are you telling me right now that the emus control the middle of Australia right now? You what?

The emus still rule the land to this day. Interesting. Why haven't they expanded into more land? I'll look into the aftermath. Why haven't they taken over Sydney? I think they're just happy. They don't want to push the law. They've got their area and they've lived their generations and they're just happy. They don't want to push the law. They've got their area

and they've lived their generations and they're still there. Well, that's a load of bollocks. What's the average lifespan of an emu? They're still doing it. Yeah, so this war

went on for over 10 years. 10 years. A 10 year war. It went into World War II. You're telling me Australia after battle in the middle of Europe as well as fight

all the emus at the same time? Yeah, there was military conquest in 1934, 1943, 1948. Kept getting fought back by the emus. 1943.

So you're telling me, yeah, during Hitler taking over Europe, they've gone, lads, you're going to have to stay home. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're going to have

to fight the emus. 57,000 emus and they're dead. You just told us there was only 900 yeah and only unfolding the top of this the mystery gets

so you haven't researched it properly have you this is a proper iceberg so Luke can I ask how many did there was also a war in 1950 actually as well

so Lewis can I ask a question so obviously you said there's 50,000 dead emus how many dead humans from the emus I don't think

they're not carnivores it doesn't sound like I don't think they're not carnivores. Doesn't sound like a war to me. They're not carnivores they just mark it on the food supply. Humans. Well birds don't they eat meat

don't they emus? I think they're herbivores aren't they? Emus will eat meat. Oh my god insects eat meat. Australian Australian anthropologists

described the war as an attempt at the mass destruction of the birds. So they all they tried to do was... Oh, so it wasn't actually

a war, it was more just like genocide. They tried to extinct the emus. No, they won though. The emus won. 50,000 dead

doesn't sound like winning. And how many humans did they get in the process? Zero, he said. Probably like five. That's not really a war, Probably like five, he said. Well, it's like what we said

with Serena Williams, are you bound to get one good little... Bear in mind, bear in mind, they rolled out tanks out yeah yeah yeah well yeah man right you can have a machine gun here right what are you what am i just what you said they were that you're shooting you and you're on email i'm like ah yeah sorry sorry at least they're in a tank and you're on a gunner you have some

protection you're not gonna be on your'm like ah emu sorry sorry at least they're in a tank and you're on a gunner you have some protection but Lou you're not going to be on your own in the desert this is like serious shit it can't be that effective

if they only took five humans out and they lost 50,000 there would have been a lot of pecs in there but like

it's fucking it's hard to do serious damage isn't it I've got one I've got one it's more of like a passive war

you know they come back every couple years so they reproduce and then just get slaughtered Lou so long story short I've got one! I've got one! It's more of like a passive war, you know, they come back every couple of years. So they reproduce and then just get slaughtered. Luke, so long story short, the Aussies killed

50,000 emus. And somehow it's been denoted as a war, which really isn't a war. And gone down as a loss. And King Emu ended up...

We'll get him next time, lads. They went for peace. Yeah, but King Emu spoke to Queen Elizabeth and said, G'day! He said, G'day! We no more, no more, no more wars. they went for peace yeah but King Emu spoke to Queen Elizabeth and said get high he said get high we no more

no more no more wars we want the peace Jesus Christ that's the Emu speaking to Queen Elizabeth okay oh how about this

once the soldiers returned the kangaroos came once the soldiers returned from the Emu war let's go to World War 2 A.E. Green

was asked if the troops would receive a medal for their service who? A.T. who? I think he's just a guy

who probably is in the army what's his name? A.E. Green A.T. Green A.E. Green oh it's his initials A.E. Green yeah so

they might have got a medal for the war of the emus I wonder if the emus got one yeah I can't wait for next week's I don't think the emus got a medal Lou

I can't wait for next week's 20 minutes of bullshit that's actually true as well I'm actually looking forward to researching what actually happened that's true search an emu

that's what we should do he comes gives us a fact and then we actually go and research it properly the emu one and then we can come and educate you

you stupid stupid boy you don't know what you're on about you just said I was wrong when I was around you know what you said they rolled a tank out for emu

you did you said it happened after World War two? They had paratroopers so they could get the eye on that you know you know you know you were talking about how the birds coordinated You know how they did it right giant horns called a didgerimus Make sure you subscribe please if you want to hear more absolute waffle from this idiot in the corner Who doesn't research anything just sees tiktoks and thinks they're all facts On Wikipedia it's got war in like apostrophes like the war. It was a war idiot in the corner who doesn't research anything just sees TikToks and thinks they're all facts on Wikipedia

it's got war like apostrophes like the war it was a war they're playing it down because they lost the story they lost the story you made it to the end

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