Back Side - 18: Theo Baker’s SECRET Dm’s! Misfits Fight CONFIRMED & We Go CAMPING!

Episode Date: August 15, 2024

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Welcome to a new episode of Backside with me, Reeve, Theo Baker, Tom Garrett and Lewis Bowden. If you haven't already hit follow, why not tap it right now for new episodes every week. And if you want to see more Backside, catch us on YouTube, TikTok and Instagram, where all you have to do is search Backside. Let's get into it. Welcome to your brand new, brand new set. I actually wish you were. You've not even looked at the set, man.

I don't want to be here. When Lewis said he's got the fellas set, what I thought was we're actually going to sit on the fellas set right there behind the cameras. This is class. Do you know what we're here to prove? You don't need all this fancy equipment.

We just have vibes. You're also mugging off Pitchside there. Yeah. Pitchside. Actually, we haven't had a new set in decades. That's the original set

from day one. Not quite. Use top. No, it actually is. It's just had a new desk and a bit of paint. Yeah, but I think our Pitchside set's pretty good. It's iconic, isn't it? We can never get a new set because the fellas won't pay a bit of pain. Yeah, but I think our pitch side set's pretty good.

It's iconic, isn't it? We can never get a new set. Because the fellas won't pay for one, actually. Oh, yeah. I'm joking. That's banter. How are you still not ready? Tom, do you want to explain to everyone

what's been going on for the last two hours? Because you've been stuck with a stressed Lewis, haven't you? Lewis has had the worst day of his life and he did say he was going to unalive himself, which I said I'd happily watch or help him do. Oh, so you play football today? No. Are you chafing?

No. Are you chafing? No, they're for tomorrow. Ah, yeah. Oh, you're just wearing them in. My other shorts are in the wash. You're wearing them in for tomorrow? No, no.

Are you double checking this audio? Sweaty gooch for today. Nice smelling, nice tomorrow. No, they're connected. I haven't got these underneath. Yeah, so they're still going to smell tomorrow. No, they're connected. I haven't got these underneath. Yeah, so they're still going to smell tomorrow. No, they won't. I've only wore them today.

I actually did chafe the other day and it was really horrible. I have had to recently. I've been sometimes, if I'm really sweaty, my bollocks or like my crack by my bollock, like my groin get itchy. Gooch. No, no, no. No. Oh, you've been saying you've got an itchy bum recently.

Yeah, and my arse. You said you've been scratching it so hard. Yeah, then I start scratching and I over scratch because I like the feeling of scratching. But you scratch your arse so hard. I scratch it so hard it goes sore. Not bleed, it just goes sore. You said you've got scabs on your arse.

I didn't say that. You said you've got a scabby arse. Yes, I said that. So, me and Tom went to Ascot together. When? I don't like the life. Lewis, I said that. So, me and Tom went to Ascot together. When? I don't like the life. Lewis, get over it. Lewis. Lewis, why are you

moaning about these fancy sets and you're like, I hope it looks nice. Look where we're sat. How are you not ready? People are... Some of us work for a living, Tom. You've done fuck all over. Then you pull out smelly eggs upstairs,

go on WhatsApp, go on Twitter, and then you're saying you snowed under? What does that mean? I don't know what that means. He was upstairs in the office. He bought boiled eggs. You eat boiled eggs.

He pulled, no. You know these boiled eggs, right? You know there's only like 70 calories in like five grams of protein. Protein though though isn't it that isn't true it's better than like some apple

slice it is true anyway he opened them and they stunk obviously yeah and then he just

leaves them there and doesn't eat them so everyone's going loose can you eat them because they stink or go outside he's like

no man I'm too stressed he's like no I'm letting them are you going to appear in any of this episode or what's going on

letting them air what do you mean why would you let eggs air he was letting the eggs air. That's disgusting. Lewis, what are you doing? Then he spilled food down his new Newcastle top. Then apparently it took him two hours

to get to the gym this morning. Why did it take you two hours to go to the gym? I've had the worst day of my life. I'm overreacting so hard. You went to the gym and it was closed because you didn't realise Tuesdays are closed. Every time you come into work, you say it's the worst day of your life.

I think you say it. Nearly every day of your life is the worst day of your life. So I think just end it. I don't think it's the worst day of your life. I just think you deal with stress really badly. I don't think... Let me do it. What? Or let me watch you do it.

No, let's go deep side. Deep side. It's too early in the episode for deep side. Lewis, why do you deal with stress so poorly? I don't deal with stress poorly. You do. It's... Poorly. Hands up if Lewis deals with so poorly? I don't deal with stress poorly. You do. It's...

Hands up if Lewis deals with stress poorly. I don't really know. You need to know what's on someone's plate to then justify the answer to that question. Yeah, but you over-exaggerate your stress. I've not actually said to you once that I'm busy today. This is you. This is

what you've said. I've not once said to him I've snowored under or anything like that that's just him talking shit have you been lying this whole time wait did you not know that he was joking

which is when he responds to himself that you know he's not actually being serious I thought you'd been serious he sat next to me

he was like don't tell them I thought poor Lewis is like stressed out of his mind oh I am he's got nothing to do

but I didn't tell him that no he was moaning about because I was like can we watch a film now he's like I've got so much can we watch a film no no can we not just film now Oh, I am. He's got nothing to do. But I didn't tell him that. No, he was moaning about, because I was like, can we watch a film now? He's like, I've got so much to do. Can we watch a film? No, no. Can we not just film now?

Well, if you listen to this, we recorded Pitchside this morning. About seven hours ago. I don't think so. And in between then, we have to make sure that the podcast went out correctly and there was a lot of extra bits to do.

Okay, I'll let you off then. I thought you had nothing to do and you just moaned. It's not like we haven't got an editor and a lot of people who can do it but yeah sorry anyway uh it's just really weird fucking control freak so he doesn't let anyone else i am definitely control freak you said it's a detriment or a positive to your life a detriment to my life a positive to other shows so that is your life you are the life

yeah that is that is true someone said to life is only the show. Yeah, that is true. Someone said to me today, they were like, what do you think about in the shower? I was like, work. And then you said the other day, I was like, what do you think about in bed? And I was like, work.

Did you go on holiday? That is not healthy. It isn't, is it? You need an off switch, mate. Yeah, you need to learn to go off. It's funny though. How are we doing though today, guys? I actually know,

I really enjoy this setup now because I can see the sunshine. Yeah that is a very good point. We've been in a dungeon the entire time. And now I look over

there and I go fuck you know is it actually that nice outside? No it's not. It's pitch hard as well. We don't have light.

No but I'm saying on this show particularly. Me and you have just been outside together though. No but during these recordings I think

fuck it's miserable down here isn't it? Yeah Lewis you you stressed again. Just keeping an eye on him. You've got a big announcement, haven't you, mate? Oh, yeah. Lewis has officially moved in with his girlfriend. No, no, no.

She actually hasn't came in yet. Do you know what? My house is A, haunted, and B, ran by insects and bugs. It's a fucking nightmare. Because you leave the windows open, the lights on, don't you, Lewis? Why is there insects and bugs in there?

I don't know. It's because he leaves the windows open and the lights on. No, no, Lewis. What does he expect? I moved in know. It's because he leaves the windows open and the lights on. What does he expect? I moved in and in the corner of

the windows there was like massive cobwebs. It's because he's inhabited by a giant worm. Nice. And loads of

dead insects in the corners. I must admit I made the mistake because I haven't been back to the flat for quite about a week but

I left my fucking window open. Oh Tommy. So last night, no no no not the light but last night and the last no no no not the light but last night i was got into bed and i was scrolling my phone and just low and then kept landing on my phone i was like fuck nothing is i don't know how much i can divulge of stuff that's coming out on this channel but nothing is worse than in that

fucking tent man that's what i'm living in i swear to god i'm living in that right now it was like a king spider who was clearly like the boss Aragog yeah it was literally Aragog and he was like

the boss of the flat like a big spider Aragog is Harry Potter oh the one from Harry Potter yeah and he was clearly like the boss hello Hagrid

that's what he said like Caleb the spider talks in Harry Potter I don't remember that but it's more his mind yeah it's his hello Hagrid that's how he talks you know you. I don't remember that. Yeah, it's more his mind. Yeah, it's his like... Hello, Hagrid.

That's how he talks. You know, you know how he's like, you shouldn't be here. I've only watched each of you. And then he goes, Harry Potter, hello.

I've only watched... You sound like Nunu from fucking Teletubbies. Nunu. How do you know the name of the Teletubbies? What? I only know Lala and Poe.

Nunu's the fucking vacuum cleaner, mate. Nunu's the... Lala, mate. Nunu's the fucking La La Poe. Itchy. No, it's Tinky Winky Dipsy La La Poe. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I do remember that.

Bendy. No, your mum wasn't Tinky Winky. Your mum was Big Booby Woobies. Scooby Doo. Tom, don't. Tom, you can say

all this if you want, but I saw what you got up to at Ascot and I actually did see you, but it was a bit awkward to go over to you at the time So I didn't want to do it You talk some shit lad

Go on No I can't Here we go I can't say that Go on Go on Go on You have to now

You can't do it You can't tease the audience You didn't see me I saw him crying Oh Did you Were you getting deep side I think him and Liv

Had an argument And I saw him crying Oh he was getting deep side At the races Damn man And then I did I can't I saw him crying and he was oh he was getting deep sighed at the rear Sam man and then I did I can't I don't know if it was him or not

I went into the toilets like 10 minutes it wasn't him and I could hear someone crying in the toilet it wasn't him it was Gaz that's so tragic

it was Gaz of course it was we should get Gaz on the pod one day it's like Fight Club though isn't it you'd have to get my real mate

something like that oh that one dead it you'd have to get my real mates on for that oh well that one dead silent that was a that was a that was a very to be fair

your real mates have been on this channel uh no not this one yes this one it was this one it was this one

he doesn't even know what comes out on this channel was it though did we release it on here yeah oh yeah

well then anyways guys um what was your big news I've had a headache all day I've never had a headache he's found a sparring partner

yeah I don't know moved in with your girlfriend yeah no Lou she's going to be fighting on misfits I don't know this is the thing I don't know if I can

I don't know what the rules are I thought you were fighting underage kids it hasn't been announced I reckon yeah I reckon don't say who it is but

somehow Louis has managed to convince people that he's now a boxer yeah has it been signed there's a contract coming this week and the person's agreed

I've agreed to the date what can I come how low would you yeah you can come you can get in the corner yeah you want to be in my corner man

no no that's not allowed though because you only have the two fighters in the ring and the ref he's not allowed to be in no I can get in if I start losing you're allowed to be in the corner No, I want to come. That's not allowed, though, because you only have the two fighters in the ring and the ref. Yeah. He's not allowed to be in. No, I can get in. If I start losing,

Tom can come in. I want to come and support you, though. Yeah, let's fucking do it. It's a bit sad, though, isn't it? Because you said you were going to support me on my Ironman. I'm not sure you're going to win. And also...

And now you're ditching me. Did I say I was going to come support you? You said you were going to bring the boys and come play me and watch me in my Ironman. We don't want to watch you lose to another man in a wheelchair. It's fucking pathetic. Also, how are you supposed to watch an Iron to another man in a wheelchair it's fucking also how are you

supposed to watch an Ironman like you run past and I'm like with your eyes you go no but you run past and then you're gone

and then we can go out in Newcastle after yeah wait is that up in Newcastle oh it's in two hypothetically it's

in Newcastle yeah and that means it's past because I'll be able to come out as well yeah it'll be night out

I'm going of course we're going to go to the gym wait a second he was not available in the chat the other day I'm not available I'm not available in the day

now he'll shift things around also what time is your fight what time is your fight it'll be on the evening yeah it'll be like so I'd have to just journey up straight after I've done the fitness

it'll be a funny backside vlog man yeah I'm not vlogging it I'm just coming to support you fuck that you can fly to Weymouth the day after and come watch me don't worry It'll be a funny backside vlog, man. Yeah. I'm not vlogging it. I'm just coming to support you, mate. Fuck that. What?

You can fly to Weymouth the day after and come watch me, don't worry. If you're still going by that point, mate, you are shit. We're coming soon. Obviously, we went camping, guys. Sorry, just to... Do you think you'll win? Yes.

Really? I think you'll win. I'm pretty confident in you. The main thing is just getting like fit in like less than five weeks oh yeah you can't run yeah you got a knee problem yeah so it's how are you gonna get five aside fuck my knees up so um i've got fast things so just like getting so what are you in like five weeks you can start cycling in lycra yeah man yeah actually some badass i do not in lycra you can just do it in shorts, can't you?

All that Lycra stuff. You can cycle in the gym. No, you need to be able to run for boxing. So, well, the last... Or cross training. Get the cross training. Don't just run on, like, on grass. Just don't do it on concrete.

Yeah, you're best on, like, treadmill, really, where it's flat. Yeah, I'll do... You want a soft surface. Yeah, treadmill. The thing is, like, for building fitness, you want a lot of, like, sprints and interval and stuff. Yeah, and it's...

I told you use the assault bike. Yeah. There's not one. Who asked you anything ever? He actually asked me for workout advice. All right.

Do you know what? I actually do a lot of high rocks training on the eggs. Oh God. I said that. We're not turning this podcast into these terrible stories.

Use this ear. We're talking about how much they run each day. It's funny how it came across because I just I messaged Mams and I was like you should have you should have you should have had me on this one because i've seen his newcastle um and then like later on that night same night he was like yeah it's sorted so i was

like oh fucking hell yeah the day after i agreed the day after i agreed to it i was like a bit like nervous well no definitely fucking yeah it's like it's a nerve because it's it's not the fight it's like just a scary scenario being like going out in front of people and then it's like because it's it's not the fight it's like just a scary scenario being like going out in front of people and

then it's like it's there permanently just generally you won't lose though public places I don't even

think it's the because if you lose you lose it's like us half the people chat shit you're nervous about the

walkout it's I guess it's more yeah like there's a lot that comes with final misfits in there you know what

I mean you don't want to like bottle it under pressure also but there's a lot that comes with fighting on Misfits isn't there you know what I mean you don't want to like bottle it under pressure also if you win that is like an opening to continually fighting which is always a good thing I think this should be

a really good thing for you because you are alright I like having like a target to work towards I think that's one thing because it's so short notice I'd love like having three months to really

like get to my very best you haven't trained in for a while this supposed fight was spoke about way back in January. So he could have, if he's clever,

he would have been doing bits and bobs. You would have done the same as you. Also, home crowd, never know. Also, you're going to be the one people

want to win in that fight. Yeah, you're actually a home crowd. Are you going to wear black and white shorts? Yeah, man. You've got to get black and white. Come out with a Sam Fender song.

No, no no come out to local hero no no what's Sam Fender get Sam Fender to sing for you as you walk out

I might yeah I'll message him yeah yeah I know Sam later Sam later actually to be fair there's quite a number

of songs you can come out to you get pretty green eyes as well there's loads be fair, there's quite a number of songs that you can come up to. You get pretty green eyes as well. There's loads. There's the Eddie Howell, Jason Tindall. Oh my God.

The Isaac song. Yeah. There's loads on them. Eddie Howell and Jason Tindall. Mate, get Jason Tindall to walk out with you. He's actually like your wet dream. Yeah.

I'm sure. His kids watch the show. Jason, if you're watching this, wait, walk out of the club. Yeah. Walk out with Lewis. yeah I'm sure his kids watch the show Jason if you're watching this wait what walk out of the club

yeah walk out with Lewis but um Tindall for life fucking hell man I think I just threw up trying to help him at this moment right now

I'm a bit like whoa but it's until you get more training done and then you can get like Lewis I think you should speak to someone

I think you should slow to someone I think you should slow reactions a lot of golfers have been experimenting with psychiatrists I think yeah yeah

because golf's so relatable to boxing isn't it it's a mental sport yeah but golf you don't get punched in the head no but it's

how to deal with stresses and the mentality coaches I don't think he's got a choice mate he needs someone to help him learn stress because think he's got a choice mate he needs someone to help him learn stress because otherwise

he'll panic I think it's far too gone to try and aid him through stress in the next six weeks the confidence comes from like preparation you'll feel more

absolutely but it's like this is the problem because I'm just I'm literally I'm just a producer I work nine to five like I don't

I don't have like I don't no but I'm saying I work a work nine to five like I don't have I don't have like I don't no but I'm saying I work a normal job where like these influencers can train all day every day

really focus on diet so like that that's a big disadvantage in itself really yeah but first of all that could then lead to over training

sometimes you need a little bit of a break but how many rounds is it it's looking like four twos oh that's easy yeah four two minute rounds yeah smash that you've. Yeah. Four two-minute rounds?

Yeah. You'll smash that. You got eight minutes to knock him out and then you just get a paycheck. This is the way this goes as well.

It's like, it's just chaos. All technique will go out the window. Hopefully not for me. And then people just like, you just swing. Because in the moment,

it's like... He might. £1,200 per two minutes. It's a pretty good paycheck. And also... I don't should we put the price in the nah I won't put the price

in the it's also like no headgear as well though I've never really yeah it'll be no headgear that's how Misfits

that's how Misfits do it isn't it it's like 40 grand an hour you know you're getting paid more than footballers wait yeah

per hour you're getting paid how's that how's that sanctioned it's just how it works it's always Noah head guard yeah yeah all misfits

fights are now technically professional oh so you're technically I was his technically exhibition I was his

technically exhibition because he has like as of right now he has 15kg on me really

you get knocked out that means he's a tubby custard fucker don't worry about him no I'll be alright what tubby custard fucker don't worry about him he's not no I'll be alright

no custard what tubby custard that's telly tubbies again no it's not tubby custard is it yeah

I'll just call it fat people time for tubby custard there it is I'll just call it fat people fat fucking big balloon bastards big

Rick Waller anyway before we spoke about your I'll just say if this hasn't been announced by the time you listen to this, yeah, it might not be happening.

This is all hypothetical until it's signed. Oh, sure. You should have really announced it when it's been signed. He says it's been approved. Well, no, because it might have been signed

by the time this was out. We've been talking about what we want to do for a while. Let's talk about something that we can actually talk about then. In the next 48 hours, hopefully it gets signed.

Guys, Backside did a vlog yeah and it's coming out very soon isn't that right Lewis not very soon

not judging by our upload schedule no I did not we learnt a lot about each other especially Tom we all learnt a lot about Tom

didn't we we all went camping and what did we learn about Tom he doesn't fucking do anything to help oh yeah I did learn that actually didn't we? We all went camping. Mmm. And, uh, what did we learn about Tom? He doesn't fucking do anything to help. Oh yeah, I did learn that actually.

I've never known a lazy fucker like you. I was, I do agree with that. However, I was elected the king of the camp. Fuck you enough. We've spoiled,

you know. We've ruined all integrity of that man. We've spoiled him. You called me the king of the and the day after it's over

the video's over everyone's packing up it wasn't oh I'm going to the bin lads carries one little paper bag with him that wasn't true that was true

because we were sat watching you walk away I took all my stuff to the car and all I could carry was that a bit of bin you had a full hand free

and you were just like that with a little one plastic bag it was because we were all sat watching you do you know what it came to my head

to take a picture it came to my head to take a picture it was on film Dom was filming that wasn't on film that was the video it was over

the one time he decided to help you actually made his life harder taking the tent down yeah yeah just collapsed it as I was trying

to take the tent down there you go man it's done it's on the floor do you think it's down why did you do Lucy's voice for me why have you gone red

pretty hot we had a lot of fun though didn't we I learnt that Reeve struggles with reading instructions there weren't any instructions

I'm not taking that as an L I had to watch a YouTube video you did struggle to follow instructions though especially on YouTube as well no I didn't yeah you did once had to watch YouTube you did struggle to follow instructions though especially on YouTube as well

no I didn't yeah you did once I watched the YouTube video you couldn't follow instructions I was the king he wasn't even there I was the king and you didn't listen to me once

yeah rightly so what rightly so like Sean Connery but yeah it was probably the most chaotic vlog that we've ever done

like every single we can't actually put like, gone wrong in the title. Lewis had a brilliant idea. Well, nothing really went right.

I think so. Lewis had a brilliant idea of saying, hey lads, let's pitch up in this one. Oh, guys, when you watch this vlog,

by the way, it would have cost us about 2,000 extra pounds if we decided to pitch up in a forbidden part of the fucking field it was the

neighbouring farmer maggots field you know the bit where he's like we should have just pitched here look at

the view man we weren't allowed to go in that bit it cost us £10 each to go through to that field

oh sorry you know then they shut the gate was it no I didn't know no no we were going to pay the money no it actually

it said by the toilet there's a list of rules no i'm not i don't know about the 10 quid thing but he's but he's such a rules nerd it's when i went over your job when i went when i come back to you and i said oh we owe 10 quid i said that hoping you'd go over to the woman and be like oh how can we pay this 1010 and she'd be like what the fuck you want that Lewis booked it as his partner

no no no she wasn't there when we walked back was she oh I thought it was the door so it ruined my joke and then I forgot

to tell you I was joking oh brilliant no but it did actually say you know by the toilets there's a list of rules about the campsite and you follow you follow them

to a toilet you can't go through the adjacent field yeah it does make sense that is such a geek he is that's what I realised you

I don't think you've ever broke a rule yeah like you kept reciting the rules to me I'm like

mate we're in a field camp and I think we'll be does he ever have fun he had one beer you pretended

to drink you were very you were very strategic I had three drinks shut the fuck up I had three drinks which Shut the fuck up. I had three drinks.

Which was stupid and a waste of money. I had a cocktail and two of those Strongbow Fruity Ciders. No, you didn't because you gave one to Dom and there was still two left the morning after. No, there was one left the morning after. I had two. You were really strategic. You were really strategic. At least I had...

Because... At least I had something in my chest I wasn't going to drink. You went out for a drink the night before, which is frankly unprofessional. How do we all feel about how we treated Dom in the sleeping arrangement, though? Well, to be honest,

I was told where to sleep. I got there last. I asked, where am I sleeping? And I was told, you're with... Actually, you went, you're with him in there. And I went, I actually don't mind sleeping next to you went, you're with him in there. And I went,

I actually don't mind sleeping next to you. I've done that before and it's fine. Why didn't you offer your bedroom? Why didn't you? We did. We're not supposed to tell people that. I was the king. He loves that,

doesn't he? He loves that. Was I not? Me and Reeves were the only one who offered our bedroom up. No, you fucking did. We did.

You were going, oh no, there's not enough space in here. Wait a second, did you fuck? You said they taxed it, you taxed it to get us early dorms. But you were going, no, no, no, no, no, You were going, oh no, there's not enough space in here. Wait a second, did you fuck? You texted, you texted to get us early, Dom.

You were going, no, no, no, no, no, you were going, we're the biggest, we're the biggest, and there'll be more space over there, and we literally went, Dom, you're not coming in here.

By the way, coming from the people, coming from the people trying to strangle your videographer. He also said that there was more space in the middle. You tried to strangle your videographer with a cable. You treat,

you treat video, like, yeah, you treat the staff, quote unquote, like shit. Do you treat the staff, quote unquote, like shit. Do you know what Theo, now, do you know what Theo calls us? Do you know what Theo calls us?

I heard him say this. Workers. What are you saying? Workers. He calls us workers. What is he saying to us? You're part of the talent on all vlogs. Stop trying to like,

no, no, no, no. I mean, like, in terms of at the studios or whatever, editors, blah, blah, blah. We're the workers. I don't know. How bad is that? You treat people like shit. It's crazy, editors, blah, blah, blah. We're the workers. I don't know how bad that is. You treat people like shit.

It's crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's why we offered him and Roman, you didn't. You just did it. You didn't do that. But we didn't know if you offered a room, why didn't he go in then? Because he said he didn't want it. Right.

He did say that. I can't confirm or deny that. I don't know the answer to that. Dom, come in. All I know is Dom, I built your room, so you're welcome. Dom could have just slept outside like a dog. He pretty much did that for me, mate. Because of the spiders.

I'll be honest, I didn't even feel sorry for him. He wasn't that bad. There was like a few flies. Dom Ache said he had a great time. He did not say he had a great time. He did not say he had a great time. He said that he could hear everyone rustling

as they moved around slightly waking up because he was in the middle of both of them and he said that that side the amount of rustling goes on.

Are you a sleeper? I think it was Lewis. I think we both do. I fell straight to sleep. I was the only one without a pillow as well which by the way we all do. Yeah. I fell straight to sleep. I was the only one without a pillow as well, which, by the way, we all had different roles.

I'm not going to ruin the video, but the person in charge of the sleeping arrangements didn't bring me a pillow. Who was that? I don't think anyone was in charge of it. Yeah, we all bought our own pillows. So we all bought our own sleeping bags? No.

Oh, okay, you're blaming Lewis. That's fine. What did I do? You didn't bring me a fucking pillow? Do you know what? I slept on the flat floor. Luckily, I can sleep anywhere. So unfortunately, Dom,

I didn't want him in there adding to my more uncomfortableness when you two had fucking pillows and your weird little whatever. You probably had like a sleep injector thing I don't know something weird sleep injector

sleep injector director selector you were probably doing yoga together or something weird one thing we were missing was or just whispering

in each other's ears iron man you know like normally under your sleeping bag you're meant to put like a little mat yeah you put

mattress are you joking no you are mate my pillow was like below my yeah I can't believe I usually have an airbed when

I go camping so he brings a mattress full on fucking well that's coming soon to backside also we'll have to check you know that the video

I asked you to be in obviously I have to change the date now yeah my YouTube right I usually do like quizzes with him or like football I spend all time on

pitch side talking about football tick tock I don't then want to be on YouTube talking The people that follow you lick your ass so much mate you could do anything. Yeah they follow you for your character not your ball knowledge Yeah. They follow you mainly

because they want you to like them That is true actually. Because they remind you of their childhood bully and that is why You need to stop saying that. That is true though Were you a bully at school? No Yes he fucking was he's already a bully I mean I probably wasn't you remind them of the bully who they always want approval of yeah yeah so they fall in line yeah it depends on your class is bullying it's like it's like verbal abuse regularly uh calling people a worm

do you know what it is genuinely and was... Do you know what it is? Genuinely, and hear me out. It's because you love everyone. I do think, like, what you'd consider bullying at school now is just how I am now.

It's just not considered bullying because we're older and do you know what I mean? Does that make sense? No, I don't know what you mean. I have no idea what you just said. If you're like a 27-year-old man getting bullied,

it's quite sad. No, I mean, I think I was a bit, I was a bit, I don't know, I was around adults a lot when I was younger going up the football and stuff

and you're stalling so I'd just yeah as a five year old so then I'd just like I'd treat people the way I treat Lewis now at school

so then people would be like that's bullying it's like it's not because I do like them you give a hug treat your enemies closer

than your friends did I make any sense then yeah you're already crying because you got bullied you little nerd give a hug treat your enemies closer than your friends did I make any sense yeah you're already crying because you got bullied you little nerd I did actually

sorry bullied by 14 year olds in comments that's why do I I don't know Theo's probably

going to insist that I cut this out because I saw Theo did the other day I feel like it's only right I bring this up because

I brought up about you. Go on. Theo messaged me to cut something from pitch side. Oh, which bit? Right, so I'll tell you why. Because I got a tweet.

Oh, no, no, no. Let Lewis tell it. Let Lewis tell it. Let Lewis tell it. So Theo had a particularly bad take and he was scared about the reaction that he was going to get. Do you feel?

It was. He called Nwari a striker. Oh, yeah. Because I said he's an Ian midfielder and you went, no, he's a striker. Yeah. And he got me to cut that.

Because when he came on as a 16-runner as David, he did go up front. No, he didn't. Against Brentford. Yeah, he came on midfield. He came on in midfield.

I was saying, this shouldn't be football, but it's quite funny. He got me to cut it. Wait, someone tweeted me saying, no, just listen to the podcast. And I was like, fuck.

I want to know though. I want to know though. That's actually poor for me. It is poor. I told him, that's the goal. I want to know though. Did you know though that's actually poor for me I told him that's the gourd I want to know though did you cut it yeah he did

yeah I did he was serious what the fuck man everything that we said just gets left in no I'm actually fuming about it what the fuck

you know what nah you're a bitch for that I respond to comments because they're idiots but like not I don't ask for my ADC to be removed

no because I tell you why listen to me no that's no no that is so poor that you did that

why would you fucking do that if you order me to take something out I have to take it out I work you don't you don't

which is why you're still here that's so bad I'm an employee you have to remember and this is why I was so disappointed in myself

no we've all had in myself and I knew that it's not actually that big a deal right it's not a big deal you get a position mixer clearly it is but to people

because it's me that said it oh my god it would have gone fucking yeah that's why it's brilliant though but that's the engagement

that we get sorry that is so bad I don't like it either I can't believe you've cut that by the way we've left so much I have to

putting a 16 year old out of position in a fucking I can't believe you've cut that by the way we've left so much I have fucking put a 16 year old out of position in a fucking I have too if you tell me and I did my buck I was telling him that's the goal

no no no legit mate I was at home having breakfast yeah and I realised my mistake and it's not a big mistake I know it's not a big mistake you care that much about

comments online me replying to people that are idiots should never be looked down after yeah I agree I got a break and I was just like, fuck. No. I felt so...

Why do you take a sniff out of the pod? If you care that much about comments... Mate, it was 10 seconds out of the pod, right? Yeah, but that's what people click for. That's why... Well then, you're downplaying it like it's nothing. I was actually so stressed about it. I'm really upset by that, mate.

I think it's because it was Arsenal. Well, it is course, yeah, because you should know... And I was really... I was like, fuck, I can't believe I made that mistake. I was really upset by that mate I think it's because it was Arsenal well it is cause yeah cause you should know and I was really I was like fuck I can't believe I made that mistake I was really disappointed cause everyone makes a little mistake

that's the I felt really bad about it for some reason I don't know why felt bad about what we literally did a pod don't blame me we literally did a pod before

we went through everything we said wrong in the pod previously surely it should it doesn't matter no I don't know why it got to me so much it really did

it's because like that's poor from you no he's being open that's poor from you he's being open about it you're coming out you shouldn't remove it you should veto him

and say leave it in the pod you have done that before you said no I'm not cutting stuff out I can tell when Theo's being serious but I said to him that's the gold and that's the thing,

but if you say, no, I want this out, I can't keep it in. Yeah, I don't mind. If it's incriminating, obviously, you know, like pretty bad what we say, that's incriminating.

If you get something wrong, who fucking cares? No, no, this is the thing, but like say, if I was told to cut something out and for some reason it escalated, blah, blah, blah, then it goes on me.

I've opened up here. I said, I don't know why. You haven't opened up. It's gas liners again no no let him get deep side with us right now we've only just found

this out it really affected me I think I tell you why I'm disappointed you're so much thicker skinned than that let's be here for it what actually bothers you

about it what bothered me was I was so disappointed in myself so you were bothered about what people were going to say about you no I was disappointed

in myself so you're not being open and honest going to say about you no I was disappointed in myself so you're not being open and honest yeah but the only reason on audio if people go and listen to it

oh whatever that's so so bad I was really sad about it I got really sad about it you were worried about getting cooked

no I wasn't that's so bad I was really upset about it collectively you two are that's poor no no no I would argue.

I agree, also, shut the fuck up. You're lying. I get the most shit out of anyone on this show. Because you say the most stupid shit. No, no, and I don't care. But that one thing, but that one thing affected me personally. No, no, no, but this is the reason why it's true.

I finally open up and be honest, and look at the shit you've given me. I'm here for you. What's next? The cash line is here. The cash line next the gaslighting the gaslighting you have the thickest skin out of all of us

because of what you have to like read and people say about you and you made the tiniest of mistakes

out of all the bullshit you say over the past season and that's the one thing that gets cut you made loads of mistakes about Arsenal I'd like to argue

by the way me cutting it and bringing it up here was the better decision because now there's this bigger spotlight on it and it's turned into better content.

Yeah, but nobody's going to know what it is unless they listen to the full point. In the future, unless it's incriminating or like personal or offensive,

we can't be cutting things. No, how about this, right? We'll put it in the main chat, any cut requests, because I can't actually refuse. I insisted, let's keep it, but he's like,

no, ow. But if you put it into the main chat, I'm going to forward them into the main chat. Why? so because I can't actually refuse if I insisted to keep it but he's like no out but if you put it into the main chat absolutely not I'm going to forward them into the main chat why? if you want something cut out

it's your decision it's you you're the one that said it you have every right to ask for it to be cut out that's ridiculous that's the whole point of the show

can't wait for the next shit you ask to cut out would I be honest here would I ever ask anything cut out would I? Tom

even worse to the point where I literally say I don't give a need I Tom even worse to be fair I literally say I don't give a no to be fair Tom doesn't actually have to ask things to be cut

because when he says it there and then you write notes immediately saying it's got to be removed never in my life

would I ask for something to be cut out that's the whole point of the content oh you're hard okay no it's not about

being hard it's about being honest you're a bitch for that I feel bad for bring it up now. Because it's an awesome ball. I'm stressed the 15-year-olds are going to cook me.

I don't know what it's about. I was really disappointed in myself. I was having breakfast like sad. But you didn't know his position? I was. I was eating my porridge. But you didn't know his position? But did you know he was a midfielder?

Yeah, and I don't know why I felt that. No, clearly not. No, that isn't true because you just said he came on against Brentford. I thought he did come on as a striker. Yeah, and that's what made me think at the time. So you didn't know? You didn't know then? I knew it now. Yeah, but when you said it on the bar...

Yeah, but that's what made me so disappointed. Now I'm lost. Are you not lost now? I didn't know that. You thought he was a striker and you said he was a striker. And now I know he's a midfielder. So what's the problem? That I was really embarrassed and sad that I didn't know that. Why?

Because I should know that. I know, but you should know a lot of things that you say on the internet. But it's never made it to air now. It has. Other than audio. It's on the pod. Yeah, but you've got to sift through a lot of other shit to get there. Sorry, next time I won't open up.

Oh, you did it again! You did it again! Bastard! Yeah, he's horrible. He is a bastard. I know I'm here for you, so I believe

that you were hurt for it. You're a bitch as well for doing it. Yeah, you are, man. When do I ever

fucking do, ask you to do that shit? It's rare. Yeah, it's rare. Oh, rare,

so you've done it before? You've done it before and I've said no before. No, I've done it before where I've

said, he's probably said something, you should probably cut that out. Oh, here we go, he's blaming me.

Yeah, here we go. I have. The king, are you coming at the king again? The camp king? Well, you cook it, Noah. You act so innocent in all these situations and then bring it up here anyway. Yeah.

Oh, no, no, no, no. Just a bystander. But, guys. But, Theo did do this and he goes back up and goes, whoa, no, Theo. That's fucking shit stuff. Yeah, yeah, exactly. And then he tries to stick up for you going, oh, no, Theo, no, no, Theo. Fucking shitster. Yeah, yeah, exactly. And then he tries

to stick up for you going, oh no, Theo, no, I'm here for you, mate. Yeah, yeah. He's going to do that again. What a fucking shitster. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

What a turn on me. Horrible. Yeah. Don't turn on me. Because yeah, I'm actually, yeah, fuck you. No, so you've done it

in confidence and gone, yeah, don't worry about it, mate. I'll remove that. And then turn around and gone, oh, by the way, Theo,

this is what we agreed to. I've just snaked it, man. I'll remove that. And then turn around and go, oh, by the way, this is what we agreed to. I've just snaked you, pal. That is actually bad for you. You just snaked him. We never would have known. Yeah. I was here for you. We would have never heard it. Don't let him hear from me.

Don't let him hear from me. He would not hear from me. None of us would have ever known that. Don't let them turn us against each other. No. We're all we have.

You fucking snake. You actually have snaked him there. How would we have ever known that? No, I want to disencourage that kind of behaviour. I know she's cut out five seconds. The only way I can stop him from doing it, because I can't refuse, is for you to get onto him and say,

stop that. Or you could have just said no in the beginning and left it in. No, no, no. I did fight back. I was like, that's the gold. And then blah, blah, blah. We all never would have known that.

Yeah, me neither. I remember him saying it, but like, I didn't know. I thought he was a midfielder, but I wasn't sure. So, like,

I wouldn't have gone back to check or, do you know what I mean? He's like a Martin Erdogan. He's a midfielder. Yeah, number 10, right? It's like me cutting out

the Ward-Kraus bit though, isn't it? It's like me cutting out the Ward-Kraus moment and now that's like quite iconic. Yeah, now that's one

of our biggest moments. Thank you. Yeah, yeah. I agree, keep it in. Phil,

but you don't because you didn't All these puny commenters, commentators, commenters, all these puny people who

are commenting here towards you, have they ever run a half marathon? Probably. Have they ever done a triathlon? They'll sit at home.

Have they ever done a half marathon in a slower time than me? Shut the fuck up. What are you doing? I'm trying to pick you up. I'm trying to help. Don't start trying to, like, you're deep in a hole right now.

I was picking you up. Also, didn't you mean a quicker time? It's all right. Why is your hair sweaty as well? It's a slower time than you would be. What have you ever seen as well? Why do you look like a worm?'s lower time than you would what have you ever seen as well why do you look like

a worm why are you a snake have you ever seen me do this right what's going on oh he's trying to change the subject because he's a snake

do you know what I've got an interesting should we have a coming together and we'll have you two you can apologise to Theo

go on we're snaking him Theo I am sorry I betrayed the trust in the greater interest of pitch side before you do that can i uh bring up my philosophy no no i've got one more sorry to do all right and can you apologize to me and reeve for um abolishing the fundamental uh what's the word pride of our show integrity and integrity that's it no can you apologize for putting in me into an uncomfortable position?

You fucking ran him out immediately. You ratted me out. Yeah. Right, go on then. Philosophy. I have a really, strangely, off the back of that.

If I asked you to cut something out of the show, would you do it? I don't have control over what goes in and go. That's your philosophy. No, no, but it's not too far away.

Right, my philosophy, pretty relevant. Pretty relevant to what we've just spoken about. Imagine that you and another person are both under investigation for a crime. You are both detained in separate jail cells and cannot communicate with one another. The prosecution makes the same deal to both of you. In exchange for your cooperation and silence, you will both receive a reduced sentence but if one of you betrays the other and comes forward with a confession while the other refuses to speak the betrayer will get a reduced sentence while the other gets a harsher one without without

sounding like these pair i'm going to need more detail you will both receive reduced sentences if you both confess i'm going to need to know you both done the crime? What was the crime? Like, what have you done? Yeah, I need to know the crime. Let's just say murder, but only one of the people is actually like... Did I murder her? Wait, so are you both guilty? You're both under suspicion of being guilty. I don't think one of you is guilty, though.

Well, I think you're going to have to say yeah for that. I mean, yeah, but... So you're both guilty of the crime? Yeah, you're murder. Let's just say arm robbery. Okay, arm robbery. And you're both guilty. You'd both be guilty

because then it's like, would you sell the other person out and see if you're honest if you were guilty? That's the question. There's a few variables for me. It depends on the person, for one, for sure. Okay.

If I am guilty, you're saying I am, so okay. And the length. If it was like... Are you saying if i rat the other person out i'll get no years no you rat the other person out and you get 50 off the time you're in jail what kind of prison if neither of you rat you just get a reduce if neither of you rat you get 25 off let's just say that oh yeah i wouldn't do it but i'm also confused because like i wouldn't grass anyway you try and blame on the other person person, they're just going to do the same. No,

that's the point. No, that's the point. You can't communicate. So like, say it was, for example. It's essentially split or steal.

Almost. For example, without, I mean, you lot will have examples as well. If that was me and Jack Lewis, there's no way we're grassing. We'd just take the hit.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I think I, I'm under the impression of like, I like it was you, yeah. Yeah, I think I'm under the impression of, like... If it was you and Joe, well, I'm sorry, if it was you and KSI, then you would...

I would under the impression of, just don't lie, because otherwise the police are always going to... No, no, no, but Theo, it's very easy saying that until you're facing 40 years in prison. Yeah, yeah, but if you know the other person is honest enough and will not confess to it and you went and confessed

and you just got 20 years off your sentence, that's pretty big of an issue. What prison is it? Wandsworth. Oh, I think I will. I think I'll make the other guy confess while I have longer.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, nice. No, because if you were in like Thailand or like... Why has he gone to that? No, because if you were in like Thailand, or like... Why has he gone to that? No, no, because you know like the world's most dangerous prison. I was risking going there.

Like, lads, we... We're just in England. Just in England. Just in England. Don't worry yourself. I'm a little bit confused by this whole thing, if I'm being honest.

It's not that confusing. Basically, if you both say silent, you both get a little bit off your time. If you confess and the other person doesn't, they get the time that you've taken off. No, you've done the crime.

No, they don't. You're saying it wrong. You're saying snitch. Snitch. You've got to snitch. Yeah. Would you snitch to give your mate who's done the same crime as you longer

and you get off? Or you don't snitch and if he doesn't snitch as well, you just get a slightly reduced term. No, obviously you can't snitch. Right, Theo, imagine this, right? Theo, imagine this. Yeah, I get it.

I understand it, Alex. No, no, I'm saying, right, I'm the interrogator. I'm the interrogator. Reeve's in the other room. Oh, no, if it was him, no way. I wouldn't confess.

Whoa, whoa, you're in the other room. You can't hear what's going on in here. Is that what you do? You can't speak. You're in different rooms. Theo. He did it so hands up

if you think Lewis would snitch no because I said one message about a midfielder it means I would actually to be fair

you have done today no no but there's different stakes involved I feel like so you're getting 20 years of your life back as opposed to just making Theo look like an no. But there's different stakes involved, I feel like. Yeah, so you're getting 20 years of your life back as opposed to just making Theo

look like an idiot. They were the three different stakes and you still went along with that one anyway. I've never grasped anything. Actually, yeah. I'm not a grass. I'm not a grass.

I feel like you shouldn't be a grass, but I'm not 100% sure. I'm not a grass. So for now, I'll keep it down. You're only a grass for backside content, not for 20 years in prison

for the listeners Theo and Rui for the handle anything for content but what happens if like for content it was 20 years in prison

oh then we're doing it because anything for content I spent 20 years in prison backside gets banged up for life that's a great vlog

no I don't Tom Garrett loves his life too much to spend it behind bars you think I'd switch I think it very much depends on who it is. I think it's a person dependent. I said that though.

I did say that. But I don't think he'd snitch. But if we're going with someone who I'd do an armed robbery with, it's usually going to be your mate or a close mate. Would you snitch on Cal Freezy? Yeah, he would.

Yeah, he would. He would. He would. He would. He would. You would, man. It's very hard to say because Cal isn't a close friend of mine.

So yeah. No, no. I'm not saying I definitely wouldn't. I'm saying I don't know. You just called out Cal. Called him out? Yeah. What, that fucking...

What about your girlfriend? No, no, definitely not. It's not been long enough, has it? 20 years. Are you going to marry her? 20 years? What? Are you going to marry her?

20 years of your life? What? What? Don't get the... What? I'm confused. No, as in like you... You wouldn't snitch?

Charlie's going to prison and that's an aisle. No, I'm... I don't even know her dad, I'm confused? No, as in like you... You wouldn't snitch? Charlie's going to prison and that's an IO. No, I wouldn't be able to... I don't even know her dad's name. That doesn't surprise me, but... No, I definitely wouldn't snitch on my missus. Oh, nice.

Will you marry her then? Are you going to be with her the rest of your life? Possibly. Ooh! Isn't it lovely that we've seen his relationship blossom on the show?

Yeah, we have, you know. From the ground up. This hardened black country lad to in-love Tory. It's amazing. I think that's why he's more aggressive recently we have you there from the ground up this hardened black country lad to in love Tory I think that's why he's more aggressive recently with me

because he's been so soft with his girlfriend he now has to be like assert his dominance you're in different societal classes now

that's the reason oh yeah that's true he's left you behind Tom has a greater taste for life these days I really do he's went up

I mean the palates change people change you go to Ascot now that's the second time I've been but I went in November with my mates

I mean he goes to horse racing anyway that's not really Ascot it's pretty weird no it's I've never been to Royal Ascot that's pop

if he was going to like Henley Regatta then he's that's yeah I'll be going there soon we have a very exciting time because it's the third time

lucky for Theo Baker wait I haven't finished the vote yeah yeah sometimes i want to squish you we have finished the vote i don't think anyone would no i think i don't think any of us would snitch on each other he does like a rule but no i don't think so um you said i would no i was joking. I was just... Fine. Not many you'd grab. That was restraining.

Good job. I'm getting better. We've had Theo's dream journal. We've had Theo's memory box. So basically, everything Theo's done has been shit and boring. We have to keep finding new... Hey, this could be the worst. We are on to the greatest.

Introduce the Theo. Welcome to Baker's Butterfly. Could be the worst. We are on to the greatest. Introduce the feel. Welcome to Baker's Butterfly. Yay! You're going to show us how to swing. What is going on? Please do not take your trousers off. This is where you blossom. Where I tell you.

Into a beautiful butterfly. Sequence of adventure. A butterfly effect. Nice. I like that. That's good. This has the potential to be very good

something that can affect something that happened years ago that can affect our life today or has done yeah I like that go on okay

so like World War 2 the issue is please don't say oh Hitler being born I think this is going to be oh funny story you mentioned that man actually

what funny story you can't start off with Hitler just being alive we've gone straight in with Hitler so oh nearly shit myself then what go I the reason Funny story. You can't start off with Hitler just being alive. We've gone straight in with Hitler. Oh, nearly shit myself then.

What go I? The reason World War II started was because of an Austrian art school in 1907. I think I've heard this and it's the biggest load of shit. I think everyone in the world knows this. Everyone in the world. Is this your only one? No, it is, yeah. Oh, God.

Please don't tell me it took well to research. Ah, did you research this? It might be different to what we've heard. Yeah, I don't know what you've heard. It might be different. I didn't know this. So in early 1908, after the death of death so it didn't start in 1907 well no actually 1907 so i got the date wrong after the reading it i don't know what you mean you've got the day wrong i made um what

you know you know in university when you take notes you know you can just copy from the article to your phone. Basically, Adolf... You're not going to... It's not plagiarism. It's fucking backside. No, I had to shorten it.

Anyways, an 18-year-old Adolf, after the death of his mother, he left his hometown of Linz and moved to Vienna. Yeah. He basically saw Vienna as the ideal place to pursue

his youthful dream. And what was his dream? To be an artist. To be an artist. I can't believe we've started off however. He was rubbish. Shut up, Tom. Stop ruining the story. It's one of those well-known things. Anything that could have affected today's DNA.

Basically, he moved in with his mate who was called August. And his mate got accepted into music school. But what August didn't know is that a year earlier, Adolf had actually been rejected. So he pretended he got in. He basically, because he didn't go to school, when August was at school,

he would spend his time sleeping in late because he's a lazy fucker, sketching and reading books. Anyways, a year goes by and Adolf decides, oh, I'm going to try and get into school again. Rejected. Oh, no. I have to hold that.

They actually said to him that his drawing skills were unsatisfactory. Yeah, you wish. That's tough, mate. Yeah. And this second rejection actually hit him as a bolt from the blue. Have you just taken that strip from the website? He signed it though. He signed it.

He basically was so confused by it because he thought he was sick. Oh man, that's sick though. He was an angry little piggy. And over the next year, he basically would move from a, you know, a cheap rented room to another.

And eventually he was homeless. He was homeless. He was homeless for a long time. Yeah. Little Adolf was homeless. He then got very angry and started telling... Why are we glamorising Adolf?

I don't know. You're trying to make us feel sorry for little Adolf. Little Adolf got rejected twice and then decided to take over the world of the greatest... This is how his anger came about.

This is how his anger came about. This is how his anger came about. I think he had something going wrong in his brain. No, no, no. He came from painting. He was clearly a psychopath or sociopath anyway. Yeah, but wait until I get it. Because he was convinced he was really good at painting. I'd love to see how shit it was. Well, funny you say that, Lewis. Come on to that.

They are shit, actually. He drew that? He then started painting selling them from the street and he did actually get enough money to get out of the homeless shelter and this was when he started

to get an interest in politics with some built up rage in him from the failure in art and he joined the army yeah then he during the time of politics he often

rallied against modern art you've actually missed a big portion I haven't got into it hang on he fought in World War I he actually calling it degenerate product of the Jewish people ironically modern art. You've actually missed a big portion that he I haven't gone to it hang on. He fought in World War I. He actually

calling it degenerate product of the Jewish people. Ironically ironically this is bad. Do you know his number one buyer

was of his paintings? A what? His biggest buyer? Yeah from his paintings. Probably a Jewish person. His mum? A Jewish shop owner. There you go yeah.

He was also tried to get into the army in World War I. Got rejected. No, he was in the army. He got rejected because he was unsuitable for combat and support duty. He was too weak and incapable of firing weapons.

He's a pussy. And then he just volunteered. He's a fucking pussy. But wasn't it the German army not the Austrian I think so yeah but anyways the point is you think so

I thought you researched it yeah that's the end of the story the point is that's it he became an angry little man because basically he was so shit at art and he couldn't accept it

I don't think that's the reason yeah he just had a lot of problems yeah that's yeah so if he'd been taught better not a strong start

to Baker's butterfly but the point is the world we are living in today heavily affected by So if it'd been taught better... Not a strong start to Baker's butterfly, but... The point is, the world we are living in today... Heavily affected by Hitler. Heavily affected by Hitler's poor ability at drawing paintings. Can I ask you this? No, surely it's his inability to accept failure rather than poor painting.

Can I ask you one thing, though? Okay, right. Why... We won. poor painting can I ask you one thing though why we won so why was it affected today's day and age

so badly well World War 2 happened World War 2 wouldn't have happened no no no okay but

really like that drastic yeah what a world war yeah there's a world war how drastic it blockades us.

The reason we try and avoid world wars now is because of how bad that one was. Mate, tens of millions. I think hundreds of millions of people died. Germany was sanctioned to shit. Their common economy was fucked. That affected how many lives there? That is the most catastrophic butterfly effect around the world for the rest of time.

Do you know what a butterfly effect is? Do you know what a butterfly effect is? Was that during World War II? It ended World War II. Tom, a butterfly effect is like if I slap you here, Hitler dying ended it. And the Germans...

The World War II nuclear bomb happened after Hitler died. No, my point is like him I don't know no I don't think so look there's been wars since and it's still going on

today the reason we don't have a world war now is nuclear weapons not because of World War 2 yeah but nuclear weaponry occurred

because of World War 2 no but I'm talking the current day nuclear weapons no but I'm saying the world the basis of which they are formed from

yeah i.e. the H-bombs died because of World War 2 yeah but the H-bombs are like a little fuck you do you know

when you have a shit do you know when you have a shit and they're like little rabbit droppings and you're like what are you on but then you have but then you have a big eel

that's where nuclear weaponry's come from though mate they made you're fucking they asked Oppenheimer to make the nuke because of World War 2 yeah correct

if World War 2 didn't happen it wouldn't have made it the spin off of scientific discovery from German scientists who were like top of the field

and then they spread off and they went to America blah blah blah but my point is my point is if Hitler doesn't exist right

the world's drastically different yeah drastically why though because they would have been some, wouldn't there have been some other crazy guy? Well, first of all, first of all,

the glorious bastard wouldn't be a film. Yeah, good point actually. Do you understand like me, like if I flick you here, that might cause a chain reaction, you might not do this, you might not do that. Harrison Ford might have a career.

I don't think you do understand it. When you go to an England versus Germany game and you sing all those disgusting chants, they wouldn't have occurred. I don't. you do understand it. When you go to an England versus Germany game and you sing all those disgusting chants, they wouldn't have occurred. I don't. No, but okay. When people do that, that wouldn't have happened

had Hitler not been around. I get that, but like, butterfly effects just annoy me because it's like anything that would happen affects today.

Like everything does. Yeah, but it's interesting. It's deep about it, man. So my point is this. What's interesting about it? My point is this. I'm not going to lie, that one.

If Hitler had any form of talent in art, just an ounce of talent. That isn't true, though. my point is what's interesting about it if Hitler had any form of talent in art just an ounce of talent that isn't true though my point is he was a psychopath anyway

he would have got accepted into art school and would have been an artist I don't agree he still would have grown up and had the same ideologies

and wanted to do the same thing it's a good start it's not a good start I had more in mind like how like a dinosaur who like

died here led on to us discovering computers and stuff like maybe if you could find that connection yeah okay that one's not really

a long connection that spanned over 20 years that butterfly effect maybe I don't understand what a butterfly effect is it's just a load of shit I don't think you do

no it's not it is it's boring it's a butterfly effect for you no it's not. It is. It's boring. It's a bar fight effect for you. No, it's not. If me and Joe had agreed to do

the boxing fight where we originally planned, which was on a football pitch with giant gloves and in a sumo costume, you wouldn't be fighting today.

That is a funny one. That's a good bar fight effect. My argument is that's better than your Hitler one. No, no, but my argument is

I don't agree with that that still would have happened someone else would have came up with the idea it wouldn't have happened I promise

you so you think you're the only fucking influencers who would have ever ever thought of having a boxing fight

don't be so stupid I don't think JJ would have called many people out no people they might have happened I don't think it's

happened in the past at a small scale but the fact that that Joe and KSI one was so big is what skyrocketed it and that came from that you'd have to

it was a perfect match two other big influencers would have done it like it would have no one would have done it like KSI no one that's true

that's obviously true the financial backing to create Misfit and the fact that the Joe and KSI one was a genuine Jake or Logan could have done it

they wouldn't have done it, so we never did it. The reason Logan Paul fought Mayweather, because of that. You're fucking boring. No, he isn't. That is not the reason why. It's entirely the reason. Mate, crossover boxing has happened long before you and Joe did it. Logan Paul would not have fought Floyd Mayweather unless that happened.

MMA fighters fought boxers before. It's happened, Logan. Not successfully, though. Logan Paul would not have fought Floyd Mayweather unless that happened. What about McGregor and Mayweather? That was a crossover fight. It's happened, Logan. Not successfully, though. We've not fought Floyd Mayweather unless that happened. What about McGregor and Mayweather? That was a crossover fight. It's not a YouTuber. That's a crossover fight.

So? What point are you making? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's just saying stuff. No, you said Logan and KSI. No, Logan and Mayweather happened because of you and Joe. That isn't true.

It did. Yeah, because they were... I don't think that's true. That is true. Of course it's true. Okay, it would have happened without them. Yeah?

No. I think it would have. No, you wouldn't know. It's stupid, you. How do you know that, though? Because Logan wouldn't have been dragged into the boxing. How do you know that?

Because Logan wouldn't, his career got resurrected by the boxing. That's a fair argument. That's a fair argument. That's a fair argument. Jake would have done it then.

You're mental on this but I'm not. Jake's in the bin because of Logan. He thinks just nothing matters. He was actually. That's not true. Jake's reputation

got brought down because of Logan because everyone thought they were the same person. I just think this is stupid. I think you're an idiot. I think you're so inept at thinking

that your brain can't handle it. It's just like a caveman, isn't it? It's like me going, you can't say that. I'm an actual,

I'm a creative thinker. You're just like a little fucking caveman. It's like, if Lewis had ever messaged you, you wouldn't be here today.

I didn't message him. Who messaged him? Elliot. Oh. So, what are you on about? But again, I don't think that's messaged him Elliot oh so what are you on about but again I don't think that's true someone another

when you had to produce a new producer they could have asked me on like what does it make sense if lockdown never existed this show wouldn't have occurred no because Theo and I

wouldn't have started FPL which is the reason we wanted to do pitch side which is the reason it's turned into backslide but again you still could you still might

oh you shut up it's just stupid fucking hellide. But again, you still might have... Oh, you shut up. It's just stupid. Fucking hell. Butterfly effects are stupid and boring. They're real. They're not. Chaos Theory is a real thing and you shouldn't mess with it.

You still may have started a show. I don't think you've ever seen The Box. What's it called? What? The TV show which I watched recently. Oh, Dark Matter. Why the fuck would I watch that

it's an unlimited infinity amount of universes multiverse of universes possibilities how long have you been going can I tell you this is fucked

I've been waiting since last week to tell you this how long have you been going I enjoyed my segment of Baker's Barclays I like it come back with it next week

with another one I want like a crazy one where it spans over thousands of years I don't like this segment. I think it's good. I have to think it's good. I just think,

yeah, I don't know. Tom's argument is, it fucking would have happened anyway. All right, funky news. Flowers in my asshole. Okay,

today's headline. Shut up. Where is Einstein's brain? We've done this. Oh no, this was Shakespeare's head. Everyone's head and brain's missing We've done this. Oh, no. This was Shakespeare's head. So everyone's head and brain's missing. Here we go.

They studied Einstein's brain. Shut up. Let's go back to the museum of science. Einstein. Let's go back to the 19th century, boys. Baby time. Back to the 19th century. It was a time of scientific growth.

You know when that is? Yeah, the 1800s. Go on on carry on it was a time for scientific growth you know we were discovering a lot of stuff there's a lot

of stuff not discovered in that it was quite easy I guess for scientists back then compared to now makes no sense but sure

well no because there's less discovered so you could like I could have discovered gravity and that's like a breakthrough

also there's the scientific technology back then was horribly in advance I could be like look there's a force that back then was horribly in advance like i could be like look there's a force that's bringing me back down but you don't know that you didn't know forces existed i would have i would have jumped up and fell down like gravity that's obvious

you know gravity is just made up okay we can't go down we can't go down no no no not made up as in like no no we're not doing that gravity is just a human's interpretation of gravity what it's a word you're saying yeah it's gravity yeah like any word that we create

that's like saying just an orange it could be like instead of it being called gravity it could be called flibble bob or gravity

and then we go look at the flibble bob that's pulling me to the ground gravity's just made up no it's not it's not

it's not made up time is a construct look look look yeah time is a construct look look it's not made up oh not. It's not made up. Time is a construct. Look, look, look. Yeah, time is a construct. Look, look, it's not made up. Oh, flippable. But the point is, Einstein.

Orange. Einstein, right? People knew that shit would fall to the ground. It's not like, oh, well, look at that apple. That was discovered before Einstein.

So I feel like, yeah. I knew him. What do you mean, sitting there, saying, look at that apple fall to the ground. Never seen that before.

That's what I mean, it's obvious. He's never seen that before. Yeah. So he's just made up a word for apple no no no by the way

he definitely didn't discover gravity that isn't what happened he wanted to understand why that happened not fucking up obviously he explained it

in layman's terms to everyone else it's so obvious how did he explain it fuck knows and read his balls down apples and that anyways get off topic

the centre of the earth pulls it in yeah just mass just attracts other mass but how do you know that you can go to the centre of the earth pulls it in yeah just mass just attracts other mass but how do you know that you can go to the moon to test it

oh no no I'm not a fucking physicist how did he figure out I don't know we don't know Google's researching researching for next week no no no

for next week next week how did no do it next week hey Siri can you let let the man do his his made up fact

it's real hey Siri doesn't even recognise your voice anymore right I'm going to continue yeah go on real than us. Can you let the man do his made up fact? It's real. Hey Siri. He doesn't even recognise your voice anymore. Right, I'm going to continue. Yeah, go on. So, at this point

of scientific discovery, one thing that people were really interested in was like the brains of geniuses making the discoveries. Yeah, yeah. Because it's natural,

you know, like what makes them different to us? Is your brain smooth? Well, that's sort of a question that they were thinking about it's like probably

it's like what makes the brains can you see something that is making someone a genius yeah yours is like as smooth as a baby's bum isn't it so Einstein

Einstein knew about this and he's like I don't want anyone doing that it's a load of bollocks yeah yeah so he's like yeah yeah but how did he know that

unless he had experimented on everyone huh how does he know that because people have been doing for years to other geniuses and he was like he forbade it he was like no so he thinks he's like how did he know that unless he had experimented on everyone how does he know that because people have been doing for years to other geniuses and he was like

he forbade it he was like no so he thinks he's a genius arrogant I guess so yeah a bit arrogant

he is up his own I don't like that well maybe he deserved what happens so Einstein the cocky bastard forbade it

and he said no one's going to do it and people were like I've got a plan when you're dead you can't really move so Einstein dies that's what you order cocky bastard and he said no one's going to do it and people were like I've got a plan also mate when you're dead you can't really move so Einstein dies

that's what you order at a bakery isn't it Einstein hell yeah baby that's one of your best ones yeah dad jokes a little fact

in between here Einstein's final words were muttered in German to a nurse that only spoke English so we don't know what he said why couldn't she

just remember what he said in German he went he was only spoke English. So we don't know what he said. Why couldn't she just remember what he said in German? He went, Achia! He was probably saying, don't take my brain. Einstein. Yeah.

So anyways, Einstein's doctor, Einstein's doctor, Thomas Harvey was his name. And he didn't really, he didn't really give a shit. Like the Einstein. Yeah.

He didn't really. Famous biology. Carry on. Yeah. He didn't give a shit at all that Einstein didn't want his brain out so he like stole it

and he just like took his brain so Einstein's dead and he just cut his head open and took his brain he just took his brain home so Einstein's he ate it

he boiled it so he took his brain home anyways so Einstein poor Einstein's dead and his face is sore enough he probably

would have done it I don't know how he did it but anyways they get to the funeral no no no I know how he did it but anyways they get to the funeral no no no I know how he did it he put a hole in the top of his head

and just sucked it out of the straw like that it was a big worm so anyways they get to the funeral right and like obviously

everyone's crying and Einstein's dead he's like Einstein and the sun comes up and it must have been an open casket and he looks and he's like

fucking hell he's got a scar what's this so he asks the doctor he's like he's like fucking hell he's got a scar what's this so he asked the doctor he's like what's here he died he didn't die

of a head injury and he went and the doctor the doctor's like awkward one yeah I took his brain are we at mate

that's silly does he have eyes still hey we're thinking about it logically if you take your brain out and then you're dead your eyes just going to fall back into the head so anyways um so anyways he convinces are we going

to skip that are we going to have to what else can we possibly do what else can we possibly do brain out like you're taking a lot of stuff out your head and if you're dead you just go just fall back that makes sense there's less matter of your head. And if you're dead, you just go, just fall back. That makes sense. There's less matter in your head. I think if you remove your brain, your eyes still remain in the optic nerve. But your eyes are part attached to your brain. I don't know how he thinks the body works. No. Are they not?

No, the optic nerve goes to the brain. Optic? The part of the brain. Yeah, but it's not actually attached though. Well, it is though, because your nerve's attached to it. There's no way your eyes just fall back if you've got no brain yeah

people have their brains removed you laugh at me but that's a no no but I would have to disagree that that doesn't happen I'll google it because I'm interested

in your brain have you seen the diagram like the representation of like what the body looks like if it's just the brain and the nervous system

it looks like it's like what controls your body it just like looks like a little alien that's living inside you why are you doing that that's gonna be really annoying to listen to his dad and there's no eyes and he's got a bump on his head yeah so he goes to it and the doctor convinces him and he's like um can i keep it and the son's like well i guess at this point you fucking may as well he's dead and he might as well yeah they might actually well yeah the optic nerve is attached to your next directly to your brain yeah

but i don't necessarily think if read that out yeah that's exactly what i thought it was you have an optic nerve at the back of each eye that connects directly to your brain you're an idiot but i don't think if you take the brain out your eyes are back in like 70s wherever you just slid the brain oh fuck the eyes are coming oh fuck it I don't know if that happens you're an idiot anyways so come on Reeve

I'm trying to teach you a fact here I was just double checking come on then I just find his eyes so he convinces him to let him keep the brain and the son's like fuming

but he's like what else can you do you've got the brain Nick is dad's brain yeah what else can you do so the guy's career he obviously gets fuming but he's like what else can you do you've got the brain dad's brain yeah i mean the guy's what else can you do yeah so the guy's

career he obviously gets sacked because he's stolen einstein's brain and his career goes to shit so he moves away i suppose it would be stealing because he's he's

forbade it from happening yeah it's also like imagine a doctor like i die and a doctor just cuts me brain out like necrophiliac as well yeah you he did it

for scientific purposes anyways so he cuts the brain up into 240 pieces that's weird your brain out. It's like necrophiliac as well. Yeah, he did it for scientific purposes. Anyways, so he cuts the brain up into 240 pieces. That's weird. Chops it up 240 pieces and he stores them

in all these like little jars around his flat. That's quite niche to do. That's quite a small brain isn't it? Had them in his beer cooler, like had them underneath.

He had too many parts of brain. Imagine having 240 jars of brain. Yeah, where are you gonna fucking break um so wet huh yeah i guess you have to put it in like yeah you'll put it in some sort of liquid won't you yeah and it keeps it hydrated um they pickle them wouldn't they

yeah pickled brain pickled brain yeah um so he just dedicates his life at this point just to cutting the brain up and trying to research Einstein's brain. Completely makes sense. And he started even posting and like giving little bits out to his like scientific friends. So now he's like posting the brain like around America.

And by the way, he's living in a fucking dump at this point. He's barely making a living. He's just working at the local surgery. This once esteemed like doctor is now like fucking Could have just sold

parts of the brain. Well, the thing he just started like this point he's just giving them out to me. It's like the pub. Like he's just like

he go pub and he's like look, oh lads like, you know, people have their stories around the pub. Oh lads, trust me. Now I got a piece of brain.

Trust me. This is Einstein's brain. It's like Einstein's brain is Einstein's brain mate is it mate you hear those people who are like 11 Arif you know

what I mean but like he's definitely one of those because he can't really top Einstein's do you know it's like oh I went

yeah trying to story toppers he was like king of that 11 Arif instead of 10 Arif I've never heard of that before never interesting he made it up 11 Arif instead of 10 Arif like I went to 10 Arif went to 11 Arif

I've never heard of that before never interesting he made it up so if I went to you I went to 10 Arif you'd one up me and go I went to 11 Arif

so you'd say that's quite good and that's what this guy was or like 5 Ed you've got 5 Ed I've got a 4 Ed you've got a 5 Ed yeah

okay you're an idiot but like you can't really top Einstein brain can you no no no you can't really top einstein brain can you oh no no it can't be topped so um even today some of einstein's brain is all like some of it's in the hospital which they recoup but the rest of it is like spread across america and like little jars yeah little einstein horcruxes and if you put it back together einstein comes back and comes back to life that's it

yeah that's the story yeah it's a fact I choose to tune in guys what the fuck what do you mean what's the problem with that you don't think it's interesting

that Einstein's brain was cut into 240 pieces and bits of it remain across America Lewis also can I ask it's a recent event so you have more details

if that's true then even still no are there people out there who say like yeah I've got his brain yeah people have Einstein's so if you have more details if that's true then even still no are there people out there who like say like yeah I've got his brain yeah people have

Einstein's so if you have Einstein's brain that's where the phrase comes from isn't it pick your brain pick your brain

yeah they're offering out I want to pick your brain wait so hang on so someone's gone online and said I've got a piece

of Einstein's brain should I search eBay now fuck off yeah because you could just fraudulent so you're telling me is this verified it was his brain yes his brain how is it verified you can probably buy a piece how is it verified dna sample i suppose because the guy's still alive so a reporter hunted him down i I was like, what have you done? It's themselves. I'm very susceptible

about this one. What do you mean? Because the amount of fucking mental cases you go into pubs selling your shit. They're not going to come into the pub and say,

Hey lads, got a couple of brains today. A recent bit was, a bit was recently sold in China in 2023. How much? I don't know.

It must have been black market. Must have been. Trust me, lads. But the thing is, this is the main thing. It gets down to the point is imagine you could harness the power. If you did do it.

Okay, yeah. Because the brain runs off electricity. Yeah. So you plug it in and you can, with modern technology technology if you combine ai and einstein's brain this is a einstein it's a it's a bit of dead brain you're about like three minutes now you're you're a lunatic ai would be able to figure it out we're getting to the point

where i get into google mate it's true if you combine ai with einstein's brain because that's how people are going to live on in the future you're going to have people like that live on to shove a neural link in his 50 year old dead bit of brain exactly fucking work no you fucking could though this is what you don't understand wait but listen isn't he the guy from the fucking electricity meter advert as well well no no but that's how it's going to go like you it's going to be the point where like you can electricity meter advert as well. Well, no. No, but that's how it's going to go.

Like you, it's going to be the point where like you can, you plug your brain into like AI and then you live forever. And also you can download the contents of your brain and you can upload it into it. That's what transcendence is.

You can, yeah, and you upload it into a computer and you live forever. So you're telling me there's some memories on that little bit of brain? Yeah. Probably, he's got DNA in, isn't it?

What, memory physical? Oh, I don't know what's going on. How does a memory work if it's not physical? Do you know what's really nice? They scientifically prove that dogs do in fact love you. Yeah, they did. How cute's that? Yeah.

Do you know how they show it as well? What? By pissing and shitting all on your kitchen floor. Your dog shags my leg, lords. I taught it when I was a kid. I can teach you. I taught it. Your dog's a proper shagger.

You taught it recently, three years after having your dog. No, it goes out on a wee patch in the back. Why didn't you do that from the beginning? Because you didn't have a fucking balcony to do that.

But that's my fact for this week. I've saved the Voynich manuscript for next week because that one needs more detail. Well, thanks for that. I'm not sure I believe it, but it was nice to hear you spout shit for minutes that was good i can't wait for the next show and tell when you bring in part of einstein's brain we will see you that's just a giant setup

and next week he just brings in like a tub of jelly and it's like look guys and there are bits still like on sale so if there is a link anywhere um einstein brains they're not attracting they only have half of it in a hospital somewhere and no one's allowed to see it not even researchers

what time of day are we back next week so you said you were going to change it nah I don't know oh we're not okay so we're

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