Back Side - 19: Our FUNNIEST Episode YET! Theo Baker's Most BORING Story & Men in Black Are REAL...

Episode Date: August 22, 2024

This week the boys react to Lewis' Misfits fight announcement, Theo tells his most boring story yet, and the lads are in tears as we learn the sinister truth of The Men in Black...If you'd like to work with us, email the studio on [e-mail] by The Fellas Studios: https://fellasstudios.com/podcastsTheo:https://youtube.com/c/HiMalfoyhttps://youtube.com/c/TheoBakerVlogsOllie:https://youtube.com/c/reevhttps://youtube.com/c/OllieFletcherTom Garratt:https://www.youtube.com/@TomGarratt10 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Stories that heal. Share yours. Together, we are unsinkable. We are unsinkable.com. Everything sound good, Dom? Dom, can you hear me? Why are you leaving? Got podcast to do

man he's cooking up a potty is that it you just press the button and then fuck why can he do that that is you are

you are abysmal mate my fast man you make him do you make him do the most minimal shit on the planet my fartman you make him do you make him do the most minimal shit on the planet wasting his time and you won't even

buy him tickets to Taylor Swift you dictator also Lewis the reason why you're farting you're a fucking fighter now man

protein we don't want boring fitness chat everyone knows that lad he didn't know that fucking die I didn't know that one

the rumours are true going to Tay Tay tonight Jesus you've literally mentioned this 40 times he's actually mentioned

it more than Ironman I don't think I've ever been more excited to go to Co-Play no I thought you just said I'm

I'm saying he's mentioned it more than the Ironman I don't know what you heard I think I'm more excited to go to Taylor Swift

than I was to Co-Play oh wow he said that like he's mentioned it more than the Ironman I don't know what I think I'm more excited to go to Taylor Swift than I was to Coldplay oh wow that's incredible he said that like it was a mental thing that is absolute content for the ages

and not only that what do you read can you process that that's one of those TikToks where Coldplay and Taylor Swift comes up and you go oh just which one

I don't know which one it's our final European show final UK show ever when the tour giving up in the eras tour bitch um so my god gary um yeah i'm really excited she might bring out robbie williams or elton john or something like that does she know them them? I don't know. Probably. She's Taylor Swift.

Get it now, man. Christ. Can I tell you about my dream? I don't know what I see about Taylor Swift. Can I tell you about my dream? No. Let's bring it back.

Let's bring it back. How about this? How about this, right? We all have a buzzer. It's X-Factor. It's like Britain's Got Talent. So if it's bad, we all buzz out.

Yeah, but the buzzer is we slap him around the face. Yeah. Well, I told you my dream this morning, so you can't buzz. You didn't tell me. You didn't tell me your dream. I did. It's not a good start, man.

Did I tell you my dream this morning? Oh, you're going to get a buzz, man. Tell the dream. What? I told you the dream this morning. I don't think there's much worse. So there I was dreaming last night. Why didn't you tell me?

I just didn't listen to it. I was dreaming asleep last night. Oh, not away. Oh, fuck. I'm like, oh, shit. This is in my head. I'm like, oh, shit. so there I was dreaming last night I was dreaming asleep last night and I dreamt oh fuck I'm like oh shit this is in my head oh shit I'm going to Taylor Swift

tonight I better follow Travis Kelsey on Instagram her boyfriend or whatever you literally told me this yesterday but didn't say

it was your dream yeah you told him then you said you were on the way here thinking I might follow Travis Kelsey I think it's both I think he's thinking

about it and also dreaming about it and I dreamt it last night do you know when you're awake or asleep at Kelty I think it's both I think he's thinking about it and also dreaming about it and I dreamt it last night do you know when you're awake or asleep I think he's

realised I think he did that for real because you told me this yesterday morning I also dreamt it last night

what we've realised is Theo dreams about things that actually happened to him because he spoke about it in the day he dreamed about it

again so in the dream he dreamed about it again like dreams and memories yeah yeah so there in the dream I've followed Travis Cuddy he followed me back and then he sent

I'm out he sent me a message I'll let this one play out he sent me a message what are you doing he sent me a message saying hey man

love your shit I'd love you to come backstage for the show I can't believe you're laughing man. Love your shit. I love you to come backstage for the show. I can't believe you're laughing. It's like, imagine the nightmare of being making stories on the internet and not. My favourite part of it is like the fact that Travis is like, yeah, I love

your stuff as well, mate. He's a big fan of the football videos. I think that says more about you. Anyways, so we go Taylor Swift. Is it carrying on? The dream's carrying on. So it's made it out of the DMs.

And he's like, oh, man, bro. And we say hi. Bear in mind, he's a fucking giant as well. Yeah, he's a fucking big guy. He's like, yo, little man.

And we're like, hey, Klappis. Nice to meet you, man. And long story short, he brings meet you man and love story short he brings us out of a love story fuck off and I do it so

have you been in Taylor Swift before no obviously not oh so you've never been no oh so you don't have an idea of like which song pops off

the most at her concert I'm guessing it's love story or Phyllis 22 anyway let's talk about something more interesting no but let's talk about the more interesting no but let's talk about the fact that

Chris is going again you've had the shit okay yeah and I don't know what's wrong with me today I feel like I actually got

COVID today have you had a test of what I think you're not feeling great have you done a COVID test you've been non-stop diarrhea-ing for 48 hours

it's weird to have double espresso after having severe diarrhea I was fine last I was fine last night yeah that is a bit weird actually

yeah so you want to bring her back are you telling me that you've been lying about and you just Skyped Pitchside oh

I was oh got him his Instagram story the day before though it looked like you were having a fun time actually Tommy I was having a fun time

I went and met my mates who'd been to the Wolves game and then me and Liv went out oh so it was in London yeah oh you were right

yeah I thought it was Birmingham for some reason wait so where did you stay overnight at Liv's I'm not saying anything else no but I was fine last night

and today I feel like shit so I need a coffee and if I shit today I don't mind you look beautiful I wasn't like I'd rather shit so I need a coffee. And if I shit today, I don't mind. You look beautiful. I wasn't like, I'd rather feel how I felt yesterday morning.

It's on my daily to-do list, having a poo. No, no, no, but I'd rather feel how I felt yesterday but need the shit than feel how I feel now without needing a shit.

Does that make sense? Yeah, makes sense. It makes lots of sense how you... I'm not a robot, lad. That's what you do. How many poos do you do a day on average?

Two. Fuck, I reckon three. Sometimes not even one. I'm sometimes four. You don't poo in a day. I reckon three. robot, lad. That's what you do. How many poos do you do a day? On average. Two. Fuck, I reckon. Sometimes not even one. I'm sometimes four. You don't poo in a day. I reckon three. Sometimes, no. My ass sometimes goes three days. Normally, what?

Three days, no poo. That's what she tells you. Yeah, girls seem to go like years without pooing, don't they? When you're at work, she'll go to the toilet. That's what she tells you.

She'll have a wee. No, that's what she tells you. I've seen this every day. Do her's sound like Lewis don't be so naive mate your girlfriend does fat fucking

logs I want to see them oh no no no this is I've seen this the other day and it's fucking

true I think it was on Logan Paul's podcast the guy was on and he was like I've noticed right girls don't poo ever

or tell you they're pooing but they piss like 20 times a day they're just doing little drops aren't they little rabbit droppings yeah that's what they do I don't think they're

dropping logs but I think they're dropping logs obviously they drop logs massive fucking women are the same as men stop they do diarrhea

stop do you reckon they have group chats comparing how big their shit's I don't mind the idea they sometimes have shit so big I will say this though shit so big i have grown

i have grown because obviously i was really bad the other day with it but i think live had a bit of a bad stomach too and she said oh my stomach's hurting too and i did follow her into the toilet and it fucking and i was like be the bigger man and just so you're telling me this happened when you say you've grown what do you mean was you usually I've really grown because like usually I'd go in and go fucking stinks but now I go oh babe I hope no no no no no no no no, no, no. He would have broken up with her. No, no, no. That subtle touch there. My growing stage, my growing stage is I've just... I didn't say anything

and I accepted it. Okay, right. Instead of... Because this is how, like, I've never been one for... This is life advice for any men watching. This is why I've always been able

to get over, like, breakups or get over girls. Just imagine them taking the filthiest shit ever just imagine them just going if you fall out with any of us that's how you no no no because no no i'm talking like you'll never fancy a girl again if you envision oh i see it would be weird like if you walk into the toilet and like charlie had left like a massive log that was peaking out of the water like a fucking huge fucking trojan horse you wouldn't be one to have a girl shit on you then sounds like you've been dreaming about it a little while i kind of want to see

like katie price um yeah so yeah i normally do two poos before 10 a.m like yeah but you have a lot you drink a lot of coffee i don't really do you've had two coffees already today i have i only drink coffee for like a re like i love it yeah i only have two coffees a day and it's no normally not after one o'clock but he gets your bowel movements going though i love toilet i love toilet love it i just love the taste of it it's just like and the buzz no i don't get buzz with it surely surely like any change in state that's what you're aiming for right that's why people have coffee

pre-workout's the one I went on I went on night out with pre-workout I have a really I have a really strong opinion on pre-workout right

pre-workout is bollocks I agree if you rely on pre-workout to work out you're a weak minded individual yep okay I'm weak minded

I like the balls and also the if it has like beta alanine in it which makes your face tingle it's horrible I'll be honest I've only ever done it once and like beta alanine which makes your face tingle it's horrible I'll be honest I've only ever done it once

and I threw up I hate it it's the worst it's horrible it depends if you're doing something really early and you need that boost

you don't have a coffee then you don't need pre-workout with beta alanine if I'm getting up half five for boxing I'm going to have to do some proper stuff

you're backing a pre-workout at 5.30 in the morning coffee mate your body's going, what the fuck is going on here? That is not healthy, mate. No, because then I'm on the train, right? And I'm like getting the tingles and the scratches.

And I'm there listening to my music. Mate, can you not build yourself up to go to a workout without pre-workout? Caffeine doesn't affect your system for like 90 minutes anyway. So you're just wasting that opportunity. No, pre-workout. That's actually true.

Great science there. No, pre-workout, pre-workout, like any kind, well, yeah, because that's the other stuff that's in pre-workout that's actually true it's a great time pre-workout pre-workout like any kind well yeah because that's the other stuff that's in pre-workout that's really bad for you the caffeine

probably won't hit you for a good like 90 minutes it's fucking class your body actually your body actually cannot process caffeine for 60 to 90 minutes after waking up

wow this is fun yeah I'm just trying to put people off pre-workout it's a horrible idea it's class I don't think they're good personally have a full night out and the little. I don't think they're good, personally.

Have a night out. And the little nitro pop as well. A night out? Have you seen their cellar gyms and stuff? I've had them. The little shots of... Oh, that's the one I had that made me throw up. Fucking hell they are.

Oh, no, what's it? This is years ago, but I haven't... And then they're literally packaged in hazard... Yeah, yeah. Like, right, well, that's probably not a good idea for marketing. It doesn't make you lift any stronger, does it? I don't think so. They look like...

It does make you feel like you've got a nice pump on. Does it? That's in your head, that. Maybe just train harder. Yeah, just train harder, work harder. You can't talk, you fucking aren't right. He's literally the only person on this panel that has, and you pointed at me

but the sentence before you said that he said just take VARs and then you pointed at me and went you do steroids yeah nice one Lewis if you're relying

on pre-workout to make you train for this fight you're not in the right state of mind I don't have it this morning I'll get you some good drugs with pre-workout

it's funny my mate ordered some in I'll get you some good pads we'll fucking smash you more alright two rows is there testing for that in Michigan no drugs um with pre-workout it's funny my mate ordered some in heads and fucking smashing more i too right my mate is there testing for that in michigan oh yeah they're testing yeah are you gonna get drunk by the way um we'll get onto this a little bit but like yeah it's mris mris bloods vision no but mri mris that's not p no no no i think no i think there will i think there will be that i am Lewis had to do a special test for this

that no one else had to do. He's got gonorrhea. He made me print off a document and it was to prove he could see. What are you going to do about that? Are you going to wear contacts? I'm going to not wear my glasses for like five days.

For five days. Wear contacts? No. Is that seriously what you're going to do? I don't need to. Just try and get used to life my eyes my eyes aren't that bad i spar without glasses i do you said they're terrible no i didn't look like i take them off oh god like i can see everything's a bit blurry but it's like a little bit cameras over there mate but i'm all right but now i'll pre-workout so obviously if

you've never had that before like the scoops are tiny compared to like a maskator shake scoop which is huge and my mate got a pre-workout in and he's like oh there's no scoop here

and he's never had it before fuck off he got the fucking maskator scoop and just put it into that could have killed him he must have been fucking off his head

mate that's genuinely like 700mg of caffeine in one go yeah he had that it was fucking mental does it even fit the tub does a mask i think it was a pack about i think we i remember it was so long ago but i think he's remembering i refuse to believe that i refuse to believe that's a true story no he did if you if you met him you'd understand the amount of pre-workout in an actual shaker from that scoop is like half the fucking bowl. Surely anyone with a brain goes,

that's probably not the relative amount. He died. If you met him. Cynthia! If you met him. You might meet him at the fight if you're there, but like, yeah, you'd realise he's a fucking... He's someone in a wheelchair like this.

I can't believe I'm not going to be there. I'm really gutted for it. You'd be too busy smashing Iron Man in. Well, I should be going to sleep. You'll be chasing... People will be smashing your Iron. Yeah. Sitting on the edge of a bathtub,

carrying both heartbreak and deep gratitude, relearning my worth. Stories that heal. Share yours. Together, we are unsinkable. Weareunsinkable.com Well, it is announced now, as if this is out,

I'm fighting Storky. You are fighting an entire town in England. Yeah. It gets announced today, too, because I had to quickly send the pictures over yesterday does he not the one you sent to us

we don't know we don't know it might be like a secret boxer is he a secret boxer I think honestly well this is a thing he's quite big I think

he is he's a big lad he's much bigger than me are you going to get packed in nah nah he'll win but like you prepare

for the worst case scenario he might have like a secret box so you prepare for that don't you just put your life savings on Lewis to win I'll have a big bet on Lewis I might bet against him you prepare for the worst case scenario. He might have like a secret. I think you can. I think you can. You prepare for that, don't you? Yeah. Just put your life savings on Lewis to win. I'll have a big bet on Lewis.

I might bet against him. I'll have a big bet on you and then if, when you win, I'll give you some of the winnings. That is actually a great idea. We should put a lot of money on and then if you win the fight,

we'll give you that money for the night out. Wait, can you bet on yourself to win or not? No, I don't think so. No, no,

no. Why not? He can look as Paquette at it and we can just like... Because a lot, I remember back in the day, David A got in trouble because after the fight,

it was Audley Harrison, I think, and like the first two rounds, he didn't, Audley Harrison didn't throw a punch the whole fight, I'm pretty sure. And he got to the third round

and he stopped him and then he'd come out after the fight being like, oh yeah, I'll put loads of money on me winning in the third round when he could have probably won in the first or second.

It's like, it's just, just integrity of the sport it's like I swear like Jake Paul always puts bets on himself is that just like a who knows yeah I think

maybe right like just to bet on you winning I think you can do that Garcia did it Garcia did it against Devin Haney put like he purposely

you can't be specific on the win yeah just put win I think specifics then it ruins integrity is that only for crossovers then no Garcia did it against Haney You can't be specific on the win. He just, yeah, just put win. I think specifics then, it ruins integrity. Yeah, yeah. Is that only for crossovers then? No, Garcia did it against Haney.

Oh, okay. He purposely went overweight, got like a million pound fine, but put a million pound on him to win and won six million or something. So he basically cheated. He swindled everyone though, didn't he? Yeah, but he's fucking mental still. That's what you should do. Yeah, he's the picture I sent over. That's what you should do. Yeah,

here's the picture I sent over. That is the most... You are joking. Why have you put it at that angle? You look like a fucking murderer. Mate, why didn't you just get You're ready to fight

that ghost in your flat, mate. Why didn't you get your girlfriend to actually just take a photo of you instead of putting it on a tripod facing upwards a little bit? She did. She's just tiny. So if you're listening to this,

if you're listening to this, they asked me last minute yesterday because this whole fight, it came about really last minute. It was talked about way back in like February. It actually, it came from a TikTok that I did with Proddy and Stokey commented underneath saying,

I'll take Borden. And then Misfits got in touch. And that means he has been training then. Yeah, well maybe, well you're prepared for that, don't you really? Have you prepared for it? Because they said you haven't you prepared for it because it seems

like you haven't and then it was supposed to be end of year and then I seen it was a Newcastle card and I was like we may as well

you should have got me on this to one of them and then the same day they got me on it are many going to go to the fight

from here from here I doubt it's all the way in Newcastle I wouldn't expect anyone to it's like a bit of a fucking

trip I make this train journey if I wasn't in Weymouth I would be coming I know it's just out the way and it's like a bit of a fucking trip I heard it's I make this train journey if I wasn't in Weymouth I would be coming I know it's just it's just out the way

and it's a fucking train journey it's like a bit of dollar if I can't wait I can play for a private jet for everyone that is true yeah I heard that

Eddie Hall Roy DeLapp and Michael Owen are going and watching Stokey as part of their corner shut up

oh my god is any of the Newcastle players going to come and support you yeah anyone's welcome I know you just want to

watch this if you just want to walk out with us you're more than welcome Paul Dermott's free agent now

won't we be filming the next day though it's Saturday there's a stream Sunday I'm going to try and make it

for the stream on Sunday as well Lewis what's going on with your hair just too much of it. I've not had a haircut, man.

Just too busy working hard, you know. I think for the fight you shaved it all off. Skinhead. I was thinking like, what if I just turn up and even shave like the eyebrows off

and I'm just like. You'd look mental like Bronson. I was just like. It's even worse because obviously you'll have no glasses at that point. He'd be like,

is that him? Or I'll shave it when you're getting your interview. Oh my God god that would be brilliant that's really good that would be really good

imagine he's got the screen in the changing room he's like warming up he's looking at the corner just like

what what what what's the arena it is I can't remember what it's called it's where Newcastle Jets play

Eagles play oh is it not the Aviva then the basketball team so it's called. It's the Aviva, isn't it? It is where Newcastle Jets play. Eagles play. Oh, is it not the Aviva then? The basketball team. So it's like 3,500 capacity. Oh, right. Is it so bad? I thought it was. It will be.

Now I'm on it. I like that. I like that. Who's the main card? The main fight is... The card is like... It's not released yet, but it's like a pro card, this one.

So it's like influencers versus pros. So Elbrook is the only one that's been announced on the top, but like the main event. She's quite a big name. So, hang on. Inf's like influencers versus pros so l brooke is the only one that's been announced on the top but like the main event she's quite a big name so hang on influencers versus pros but you're just too but then but then it's just me and story thrown in there professional boxes no no it'd be like it's the people have more experience like she fights fighters like mma fighters she's just too good for any other yeah influencer now. Yeah, if any other female influencer around now, she's done it too long. And that's the problem you have a lot with it.

The disparity's too much. They have to find... Like Jarvis is like really fucking good. I don't know who that is. Is he on that card as well? No, no, no. I'm just talking about general. It's kind of like Jake Paul.

Jake Paul's far too good for influencers but a professional boxer like Tommy Fury would beat him so then you've got to find that middle ground of like

low level boxers when's the Mike Tyson fight is that soon soon yeah and that's a good card actually you've got Katie Taylor again fighting Serrano

which last time was an unbelievable fight yeah what do you think of the Jake Paul Mike Tyson thing do you think if Mike Tyson just

it's terrible I can't believe he's been sanctioned it's really bad it's really bad but could he could he no

he's gonna fuck him up he looks good on pads because he's doing you'll notice it cuts after every 5 seconds because he'll be panting anyone looks good he's gonna get battered

he's like 60 he's literally Jake Paul it's really bad he's a really good boxer in the prime of his athletic like being about to go to the Olympics

apparently too no that's it he's just trained with the Olympics no no he wants to go to the next Olympics as an amateur as a fighter but you can only be an amateur

no you don't have to now not anymore wait what that's stopped ages ago that's why you lost the head guards yeah oh really yeah

I thought that's the whole they used to be they said on a pod he wants to fight in the Olympics in 28 didn't they mad I don't know I don't think that's why you lost the head guards oh really yeah I thought that's the whole they said on a pod he wants to fight in the Olympics in the 28th mad no I don't think that's

I think it's like you can't have done you can't be like fucking Canelo coming in yeah because just battering all the fucking

but yeah he'll beat Mike Tyson yeah they might have a gentleman's agreement where don't know maybe the ref will jump in

or he won't flatten him or yeah go out on his feet Mike just fucking he won't knocks him out

he won't he won't be able to get near him and even if he does Mike Tyson at 60 can't Jake Paul has felt power

like people think it's Mike Tyson yeah but alright let's throw him in with my power he's not immune to it he's not immune to it he's not immune to it he's had like

muscle loss for the last like 25 years it's literally like he's not taking care of himself for a while it's Roy Keane just throw him in man

you know it's Roy Keane he's gonna be shit but even that is not even relevant because Roy Keane's only like what 40

50 yeah the thing with Ty he'll be able to hit hard enough to like hurt him a little bit, but he won't be able to do it to sustain and actually knock him out. Roy Hodgson plays centre-back

for Palace, mate. Go on, son. It's actually kind of embarrassing anyone thinks Mike Tyson has a chance. Well, it's just, yeah. No, because it's just the name, isn't it? People are betting on the name, aren't they? I'll bet on Mike Tyson.

Well, you might as well spunk on that money and rip it up. Okay. Well, yeah, there we go. Anyway, thanks for tuning in. Tyson well you might as well spunk on that money and rip it up okay well yeah there we go thanks for tuning in make sure you come to the fight in Newcastle

yeah buy tickets oh yeah I'm going to I'm going to take over Misfits I've decided I'm going to win the belt

who's my weight category I think Slim's holding the belt in my thing what weight category are you he's getting good

don't I I reckon afterwards right but you said Stokey's like 15 my thing. Wait, what weight category are you? He's pretty good, though, no? Do you know what? I reckon afterwards, right? But you said Stokey's like 15 kilos heavier than you. How is that a weight category? Let's give him a... Just let him have it. Lewis, you do realise you have to win? I will win.

He'll win. No, you have to. Otherwise, if you don't... No, he doesn't. Don't say that. No, that's not pressure. We have to put pressure on him. You lost to a man in a wheelchair doing Ironman.

If you don't win... Don't put pressure on him like that. You can never return to backside of the picture. I actually... As long as I go out there and don't put pressure on him like that you can never return to backside i actually i actually don't as long as i go out there and don't fucking shit myself because if my my my my thinking is i'm training hard now so if he beats me he must have trained very hard himself and it will be a competitive fight otherwise i think you can be as good as you can in sparring you should probably no by the way i'm gonna be good the only bit that's interesting is so I've had sparring

I've had like hard sparring but you normally it's like it is it's always good to the point where say you hurt someone or they've hurt you a bit and you stand off a little bit

and it's going to be interesting to see what happens because in the fight that's where you that's what it's all about it's going to be good how you deal with

that fucking the wobble or getting robbed there was some good sparring the other day because it was just light ones so we had no head guards

and that and we just you go around the class and everyone you just go with everyone one punch each no but you're throwing stuff I know

like he catches you and then you catch him and then it goes harder and harder and it turned out we were just full on slogging and the other people around

were stopping and watching and it was right in front of the coach so that was like it's quite hard to self-restraint when you just get banged in the face and it's like well he just hit me too hard there

I'm going to scrap him back Lewis in those moments are you like do you ever have arguments or are you just like that sound no you know how some people could lose their head

in like a spot no no it's your area are they like quite respect everyone respects each other no no yeah it's good like you'd rarely get like a dickhead in the day is yeah i have went against guys who were like

massively bigger than me and i'm like this is come on mate yeah but also um i was going to a hard sparring class when i thought it was a technical sparring class so i was like fucking hell this technical sparring's hard like i'm like i wonder what the hard sparring's like and then i was like it's all makes sense but no it's because that's what you it's it's what you're there for isn't it but like you get you get caught like i will say i will say you have i think you have an advantage with uh the crowd i feel like because he's like a twitter merchant he probably would panic in front of humans but i think you will uh i feel like you just get gassed by that sort of event I was also just about to say I know

it's different but you are used to being in front of cameras and in front of that is an advantage he isn't used to that it does help a lot yeah and he's a bitch he's a tweet

stealing bitch he does steal tweets yeah I think you'll fuck him up good for you and mine yeah well who's the most annoying hated person on football Twitter? And we're going to scrap it out

for the championship. Yeah, I'm up there, man. Yeah, that's true actually. I'm up there. But at least I don't steal tweets. At least I do it off my own merit. Yeah, well, yeah.

I think you'd be better off saying you stole some of your tweets. Here's my vision, man. Here's my vision. So clean out Storkey, light work, it's all right. Make everyone in Misfits

look terrible. Danny wins thingy. No, not Danny because he's too big but Danny's had a fight now. Bevo needs a warm-up fight. Oh, good shout. Similar white. Yeah, good shout. He'll need

a warm-up fight if he wants to go for Danny. Oh, hear me out. Depending on how good you look, Ed Matty. Yeah. Do you know what I'm so interested about it he's quite a good name

he's actually like decent he just doesn't like the fact that he got knocked out the fact that he got knocked

out of ring by Pineda Pineda by the way who's shit yeah exactly fuck me all you need to

do is get through the first round with him mate I'd be Pineda no no I mean Matthews

I'd be Pineda how are you already plotting your like past I like it I'd be Pineda. How are you already plotting your path? I like it. I'd be Pineda. I'm sorry, right? It's part of the world.

The only conceivable way I can see that I believe that Ed Matthews got knocked out of the ring by Pineda is he just did not train at all. He gassed out,

didn't he, after one round? He just threw everything. Yeah, yeah. But one thing I felt sorry for him there in a little way, which is weird seeing you feel sorry

for Ed Matthews is, they did a mystery opponent and brought out like four or five people to see who is it whilst he's just stood there in the ring

oh yeah I remember that when you're there and you're like tense in there adrenaline dump by the time by the time you get into it

you'll be fucking knackered yeah true but yeah fuck him there we go so any of you ever come on Misfits

no I wanted to do one for my arm, but... Yeah. You can be like me. But also in hindsight, like if your arm broke like that easily, do you know what I mean?

Like you wouldn't want to get in the ring. Yeah, Silver Islands to be fair. I actually saved you. Do you know what's interesting? Because you have like your... Is it Mai Tai that you do? Mai Tai. Mai Tai.

Mai Tai. Mai Tai. Because we... The Jim and Matt gym i do like they do all sorts of stuff so like there's loads of kickboxers my type is yeah you spar with and it's fucking like annoying like why there's a very sweet stance switchy isn't it but it's not always in there but it's a boxing class but they're no i go to boxing but on the morning class it's sort of merged and like so i'll rock it up and go is this a boxing class and they're just I go to boxing but on the morning class it's sort of merged and like so I'll spar so you're rocking over going is this a boxing class

and they're just kicking you around the face now sometimes wrestling him sometimes they forget when we're sparring I think I signed up to the wrong thing

sometimes they forget when we're sparring and they go to throw a leg kick I'm like no but that's kind of why do you see how what JJ's done with his last few fights

his stance and stuff because he's trying to do that MVP which is very kickboxing Muay Thai like karate stance but yeah which is quite weird

for a boxer boxing's very like orthodox I don't know it is different it's a very textbook sport isn't it but yeah

it's four weeks out I'm kind of glad I've never had to do it because fuck training no that's the point I'm at now I love the challenge and it's fun

and I'm doing it but even this morning I was like I could take a rest and it's like and I'm doing it but even this morning I was like I could take a rest and it's like I didn't do it but it's just like fucking four weeks

is so that's a short amount of time yeah but it's like it's just sort of managing not coming in injured considering you don't have

two working knees yeah that's what I mean it's just sort of managing everything so getting as fit as you can without fucking yourself injuring yourself

and also peaking at the right time too yeah so have you saw is your coach going to come up with you yeah I had a chat with my coach

I had a chat with my coach yesterday and he's he's got some he's fucking experienced as fuck as in like martial arts and loads of stuff

but boxing as well so it's just like setting up a little plan so he's going to come with you quite literally a little plan he should's going to come with you quite literally a little plan he should be coming bye

bye well let's hope you get it done otherwise you're dead to us I'm going to bet on you mate what's next I could do my thing

good wasted time oh no I thought we we're not doing that because butterfly flap your wings because there might be a tornado in two years' time.

What? It's a butterfly fact. Right, come on then. Let's hear you out. Okay. I'm excited here. So this is the story of how a little Cuban boy shaped the world we live in today.

How about us, Cabal? Are you going to tell us about him? Well, he's Colombian, so probably not. Do you see what I did there, Lou? I pre-faced it. Yeah, that's definitely I'm already unhooked how did this little

Cuban boy is it about Fidel Castro no why don't you just don't say a word that's good and without this little Cuban boy

is it about the wrestler who just won all the gold I'm gonna fucking kill you he's actually unreal yeah really good wrestler so there this little Cuban boy

is it the one who did the Cuban cigars I'll walk out sorry because he was angry this little Cuban boy is currently drowning

is it the president he's currently what back then or now he's drowning still drowning still drowning how long does he hold his breath for

he's drowning in pussy basically he's drowning. He's needy, being clunged. I swear to God, I'll walk out.

I'll quit the fucking show. I'll quit. Sorry, sorry, sorry. I'll actually quit. Sorry, sorry. Take his mic away now.

Sorry. Take it away. It was him, not me. Oh, he's got a firm grip. Basically, this little Cuban boy was swimming from

Cuba to Florida. And obviously, that's quite a long way, isn't it? Michael Phelps. You're not funny. What is the distance? Didn't that woman do it? that's quite a long way, isn't it? Michael Phelps. You're not funny. What is the distance? Didn't that woman do it?

It's quite far, yeah. But this little Cuban boy is obviously a little Cuban boy. It's like 500 metres. In 1999, this little Cuban boy was called, what was he called? Elian Gonzalez. Remember the name. Luckily for him, he was picked up by a fisherman. He was floating in the ocean

after the boat he and his mother on had sank sadly though his mum died oh that's sad I didn't laugh at his mum dying

I laughed because you said he and his mother on no he's doing well so far it's a good story laughing back his mother died

I'm still laughing trying to save her son he's also not giving the test away this is enjoyable. Yep. Obviously, thankfully,

he was taken in by this fisherman and he was taken to Miami where luckily he also had some relatives. However, his father still lived in Cuba and obviously he wanted his son back. So this meant there was a long custody battle between the Miami relatives and the father's boy who obviously lived in cuba

mom said no gays allowed in the house as crazy as it sounds my pain could help someone else stories that heal share yours together we are unsinkable we are unsinkable. We are unsinkable.com. During this time, Clinton was in charge, wasn't he? Morrison. I knew someone was going to say that. And Clinton, the Clinton administration

backed sending the boy back to Cuba. That the boy won. Controversial. Now, next year, in the year of 2000, some federal agents stormed the home of the boy won. Controversial. Now, next year, in the year of 2000, some federal agents stormed the home of the boy

where he was staying and took him into custody and sent him back to Cuba. Very sad. He's gone back home. Wait, I thought he wanted to.

Or did he not want to? He wanted to stay in Miami with his relatives. Damn. Party in the summer that he's on. So from this, there was an outrage

from the Cuban-American population in Miami. This all took place in the election year very important in 2000 that's what happened in the early 2000s i do not have relations with that woman and uh clinton's vice president was uh currently running for president the cuban american voters did not forget what happened when they went to the polls in november the polish got involved they did not forget what happened when they went to the polls in November. The Polish got involved. They did not like the Clinton administration because of what they did to this boy. And because of that, the guy who won, won by 500 votes, which is very small.

That's a tiny amount of votes to win, right? So this little Cuban boy, the decisions by Clinton's administration lost the vote. And do you know who won? No. Bill Clinton. George W. Bush. You blimmin'.

Are you going to blimmin' for that? So if this little Cuban boy didn't try to swim to Florida, Al Gore, who was the... Sorry, where? The Florida. Florida. Al Gore, who was the sorry where the Florida Al Gore who was the

guy running most certainly would have got those 500 votes from the Cuban American voters votes and if the little

Cuban boy didn't try to swim Al Gore would have been president which means the world we live in today would have been completely

different no 9-11 I've got a question so you're saying that's not how the votes work I was just about to saying that's not how the votes work? I was just about to say that's not how the votes

work in America. That's not the popular vote. You mean in Florida? In Florida, yeah. Are you sure? Yeah. In Miami, yeah. So Florida was the state

that decided the victory. Al Gore only lost Florida by 500 votes. It does work that Florida is like the state that just has so much power it basically decides

the president every year. No, it's more... It does actually. Yeah, yeah. No, I've seen a bit on it where it's... No, it's more Florida because every state...

So like Delaware doesn't really mean anything. Oh, yeah. The size of the state. Yeah. I think you see... And the other ones are pretty much

state and Florida. So they basically decide the president. If this kid didn't try to swim to Florida with his mum, America may not have invaded...

Was it not Florida? Afghanistan? Or was it Iraq? It was Iraq. It was Iraq to start with. The Iraq war, yeah. Which would have been... The world we live in today

would have been completely different. Yeah, but... We might have to walk onto... What was his name again? Enilo Gonzalez. What was it?

That's not a good thing. His name was... What? He said he might be a walk-on to an airplane his name again Enilo Gonzalez what was it not a good thing his name was what he said he might be a walk-on to an airplane without security but I feel like that's not a good thing is he still alive

no no no my point is like even getting on an airplane would be completely different that's not true it is true no but it would have just

happened anyways the security systems changed because of 9-11 not because of the Iraq war but 9-11 might not have happened no George George Orney 9-11 not because of the Iraq war but 9-11 might not have happened

no George George 9-11 happened because of all the shit that had gone on in the Middle East

in the 90s that's why they attacked America it might not have happened with Al Gore in charge yeah I never know you don't know that

you don't know the butterfly effect works in mysterious ways it does well they'd been planning it since 1990

Christian Phillips might not have signed for Dortmund. Yes. 9-11 was like a 12-year plan. Was it? How do you know so much? How do you know? I've watched loads of shit on it.

Yeah, he does. He was watching it on the plane. But the point, the point still stands, like, we don't know what it would be like today. But this is my point

about the butterfly effect. Like, to me, that is just, okay, that's actually quite a cool story and interesting that okay Bush may not have got in but Bush attacked

the whole reasoning behind the Iraq war was was all lies anyway which was pushed by the American government that wasn't just George W Bush but Al Gore's team

cabinet may have done that too like probably would have done that too but this is what I mean it's just oh they may not have probably not have they probably would have done that too. But this is what I mean. It's just, oh, they may not have. Probably not have. They probably would have.

Probably not have. They lied about weapons of mass destruction to go into Iraq and either get oil. So educated. Yeah, it's like, it's just silly.

He was so thick when it was World War II. But this, 9-11, he's just, who knows? Like that could have mean that the 2028 World Cup

might not have been in America. Okay, well, I could have... That is true. Yeah, but... Yeah, but... So I'm just thinking, what is the point of this? I don't get it.

It's true. The truth, Lobster. But that's like saying you doing that right then may or may not have caused me... That was a lie! ...caused me to get run over later. It might have.

That's what the butterfly effect is, mate. That is the butterfly effect. I just think the whole butterfly effect is loaded. You might have a dream about lobsters. You might have a dream about lobsters. Elian Gonzalez, the boy who lived.

Is he still alive? I guess so. Still knocking around. The boy who lived. Well, that was quite a good story. Yeah, that was good, mate. Well done. To survive swimming

across the Cuban Canal, whatever it's called the sea florida there's lots of sharks in that i mean that's a lot of money the boat sank

actually yeah but he gave it a go after he did start swimming yeah bad play oh you want me to take over now

should i do my bit yeah what we got philosophy the motherfucker does steroids steroids and he's got a philosophy for us now okay um i will go with the one that i wasn't going to do oh that's fun i've prepared two but one is too closely related to what theo said it's about the ocean and swimming so um

it's fine bring it in philosophy everyone ready yeah I'm signing into fucking paypal what's going on

no I'm just yeah I'm listening all right ladies and gentlemen hello you're at the scene of a crime you watch the

entire thing unfold start to finish a man has robbed a bank but instead of keeping the money for himself he donates it to a poor

orphanage nearby that can now afford to feed clothe and care for the children there oh perfect you know who committed the crime

you watched the entire thing if you go to the authorities with the information aka the police there's a good chance the money will be returned to the bank leaving the kids

with nothing well not nothing they still get revenues or streams from charities and stuff lease there's a good chance the money will be returned to the bank leaving the kids with nothing well not nothing these still get revenues or streams from charities and stuff okay lewis irrelevant it is not it is relevant it's not what do you do fucking telling them can i ask i don't want to oh you're ratting him out are you i don't want to do what these two do that's your money everyone's money um will i get in trouble am i known to know do you know what i mean am i in camera witnessing it uh i think you won't be brought in for questioning i ain't saying shit good lad no no but but whose money is that because it's not the banks yes it's the bank that's like innocent people's money no it's not no but mate that's how banks hold money

banks hold money for fucking ruthless billionaires no but it's not that's how banks hold money banks hold money for fucking ruthless billionaires no but it's like your money if that's your money you ain't gonna lose your money

they might take all your money no they won't that's not how it works the government will bail them out and the bank's like right all your money's gone

it doesn't matter mate that's not how it works that's not how banks work mate the guy's stealing cash like your money's just on the screen it's fine no but they'll be like the money's gone mate. That isn't how it works. That's not how banks work, mate. Lewis, the guy's stealing cash. Like, your money's just on the screen. It's fine. No, but they'll be like,

the money's gone, mate. Lewis, this isn't how it works. Your bank account does not close if someone robs a bank, mate. It happens all the time. Are you stupid? Mate, what do you mean? Oh, my God.

But multiple banks have been robbed. How don't you understand me? On so many occasions, and you still look at your mobile banking, and it's fine. Nah, but it might be... So I open... Like, this heist has gone on. Please stop talking still look at your mobile banking and it's fine. Nah, but it might be... So I open... This heist has gone on.

Please stop talking. I open the mobile banking and it says zero. So what you're telling me is... So I ring them up and I'm like, hello? What you're telling me is you'd sooner snitch

than allow these children to flourish. They're going to flourish anyways. They're not. They're orphans with no money and no fucking parents, mate. You are. You're the opposite of Robin Hood. Yeah, you're fucking...

What did Robin Hood do? Wasn't he... You're like... He stole from the rich and gave to the poor. That's what... That's by definition what Robin Hood is.

Is he with... No, with a... He's the archer from Sherwood Forest. That's the dream one. No, it's Peter Pan. It's from Sherwood Forest. You would have seen

the cartoon one when he's like a fox. A fox, yeah. That's a sick film. Great knowledge there, Tom. And King John is the lion. Tom Lewis. You would have seen the cartoon one when he's like a fox. A fox, yeah. That's a sick film. Great knowledge. And King John is the lion. Tom Lewis, you must have seen the fox Robin Hood.

Robin Hood? I like to watch like more serious films. Robin Hood, Robin Hood. I watched more serious films. And he's Mary Bird. I've never seen Lion's King, any of these fucking... Lion's King?

That's a quote. He's never seen Lion King? What? Yeah. I don't watch all your Disney shite. Oh, mate, Lion King's class. No. No wonder you don't have

a heart for children yeah no wonder you're just like I grew up I watched like Drake and Josh you can still watch yeah but Drake and Josh is a series films are very different

what did your mum and dad like so you're sitting around my brother showed his jackass and then my mum and dad walked in as they were doing like this scene where they wank it off

like this seaweed cock how old are you at this point because Disney films for us as children we were probably watching them at like three four years old you watched robin hood that's what animations are for i didn't watch that shit i didn't watch disney i don't believe you i didn't watch it i wasn't a disney kid neither was i but i've seen all the fit like i didn't i didn't like cartoons you're so weird i don't know i like spongebob but you do like cartoons but like not that shit mate rob Robin Hood was very like a famous film. Didn't watch High School Musical, didn't watch...

High School Musical, A, not a cartoon, and B, released a long while after you were about four. I watched Peter Pan. Peter Pan. So that's another one. A Land Before Time. No, no, no, Peter Pan, the live action. Dinosaur cartoon, Land Before Time.

Oh, the live action. Herc, you watched Herc? No, no, no, there was one when we were kids. There was like a Peter Pan live action one. The Land Before Time. Oh, the live action. You watched Hook. No, no, no. There was one when we were kids. There was like a Peter Pan live action one. A Land Before Time is a dinosaur cartoon. So you can't get away with anything. That was class.

That's another cartoon. That's class as well. Yeah, yeah. Have you seen Shrek? I've seen Shrek. Yeah. I've watched some guys. Not the Disney ones, mainly.

I genuinely can't believe you've never watched Disney. A Land Before Time is Disney, no. I'm pretty sure it might be. Pixar. Oh, Luminary. not the Disney ones mainly I genuinely can't believe you've never watched a land before Tommy's Disney no Pixar or Lumintree Lumintree

I don't know anyway what were we on about I still close my mind that you'd snitch mate I thought that was one of the easiest ones we've done

well it's just like it depends who's money if it's only if other instant people like if the if the elderly woman down the road isn't being impacted having a pension stolen anyone if that's the scenario then obviously you let them do it it's crazy you think it would if my if my gran had all the pension stolen i'm gonna buy i look like i'm

sorry orphans when we went into recession when the bank when we went into recession in oi when the banks lost billions and billions the government bail themed them out. We don't lose our money. We just have to pay it back through tax. If someone robs 10 million from a bank, we're not going to be affected personally. Other than maybe getting taxed a little bit more. Do you know the bank actually has like no money? Because it's invested it all.

That isn't true. It does. No, that's how we do it. They take your money and they invest it. A lot of them will have gold or how we do it. So they take your money and they invest it. No, a lot of them will have gold or like there's... No, they take your money

and they invest it. Yes, we... I know that. We're not everything, pretty much. You're just getting too macro with this. You either choose to snitch

or you don't. Are you snitching or not? I'll snitch you. Are you snitching? No. I'm not snitching. I'm not snitching. I mean, I'll not snitch you

because I'm snitching. Fuck them kids. Wait, so you're justing with you being a sheep right now no if they're saying that the pensions aren't going to be stolen from like the elderly

people down the road what's that got to do with bank because whose money is it it's a bit of cash in a bank mate also not a bit it's a lot

pensions come from pensions usually come from companies not banks but where's it kept on the cloud I don't know actually I actually don't know but either way it kept on the cloud I don't know actually I actually don't know

but either way it's not gonna I don't know we're not gonna be affected it's not even real money man it's just numbers on the screen yeah bro get to know bro

just numbers on the screen bro yeah just the finance documents and life well if you're a banker well that's what let us know where is the money

that's just not what my question was anyway we've all answered we wouldn't sneak should we Lewis should have just

ended it there Lewis is a loser oh okay who is quite cool oh thanks at being a loser

Jesus is it over yeah okay it looks like little taste of facts for you there was once a chicken that lived

for five years without a head five years without a head I've already heard this story yeah and he ran for mayor and won oh no

no no no no it's true he's called Mike Mike the headless chicken ran for mayor and won I'm not sure about

what policies he brought in okay so Lewis let's step back a second so this Headless Chicken. No, no, no. Run for mayor and won. I'm not sure about what policies he brought in. Okay, so Lewis, let's step back a second. So there's Headless Chicken, yeah? No, no, no. We're not engaging with this. Who the mayor was. We're not engaging.

I don't know what a mayor was. Did he speak English? Did he? We're not engaged. We are not head. How did he breathe without a head? Well, so obviously he had like advisors around him.

Stop asking questions. Yeah, yeah. Trans yeah yeah translate it wasn't it wasn't like it's not he's not mayor of Washington like it's a little town but he was mayor he might have brought in more less

KFCs probably is actually not more less KFCs you are a fucking you're an idiot you probably shut down all the Nandas in the area it's true because his brain his brain got

when he got chopped off his brain went into his throat so it lived in there oh god I can't just go on to your thing or get angry than Anders it's true because his brain when he got chopped off his brain went into his throat so it lived in there oh god I can't just go on to your thing before I get angry

that's true as well okay men in black not true now this one's cool because it's all based in fact oh yeah they're all meant to be fact

you just you followed the last thing up with this is that was true this is fact no the problem is because when I go back to like what the romans was doing when he was wanking when rome was burning and stuff like it's a long time ago

so you can all say oh it's just a story and that but this is like recent can i just say quickly hello those socks are so shit i hate those socks no not yours he's but they're not ankle socks they're not they're weird well they are they just not. Oh, they're weird. Well, they are. They just pulled up a little bit. Oh, they got like, no, they got like a little lip at the end back. Oh, God, I hate them.

I love them. They're well comforted. Why have they got a lip? I hate them. I hate them and I hate you. All right, you've got to have blisters on your heels then. I don't get blisters on my heels

and I wear normal socks. Right, boys. So, Men in Black. What do you think of the film, Will Smith? It's all right. A bit overrated, but it's all right. I think of you growing your head. No do you think of the film Will Smith it's alright a bit overrated but it's alright

I think of you growing your head no you look like the ones you know them little the stand up cockroach yeah that's what

you look like hey hey hey coming in mate you look like the guy with the mini head

that's what I just I thought you said the cockroach no before that they live in a really small house don't they yeah so we all know about the infamous films but did you know they're based I thought you said the cockroach. No, before that. They live in a really small house, don't they?

Yeah. So we all know about the infamous films, but did you know they're based on a true story? Yeah, come on, get to it. Get to the bit where... No, can you come in with an open mind? Because I've actually put effort in here. But you... And it's good.

Have you seen the films? You're trying to tell me they're real. They're based on a true story. I'm not saying the entirety of the film's real, but it's like... Okay, yeah, I can accept that. Come on. So, let me... In other words, there's federal agents who go around... story i'm not saying the entirety of the film's real but it's like yeah i can accept that come on so in other words there's there's federal agents who go around

sort of that alien business a guy called harold he's out cutting down logs and that just out in a would be h wouldn't it really in the men in black system yeah there's code just he's just cutting down the logs you know just another just another day. Chopping, chopping, slicing, slicing. Every day I'm chopping wood. And suddenly, he looks in the sky and he's like, what's that? And he looks, right? Squints his eyes, gets out the trees because, like, they're covering the leaves. Looks, these six doughnuts are in the sky.

He's chopping wood from the top of a tree. No, but he's in the forest, but he has to get out of the forest. Already I'm questioning his ability. So the fact that he's seen six doughnuts in the sky is what you're not questioning. No, but you's in the forest, but he has to get out of the forest. Already I'm questioning his ability. So the fact that he's seen six doughnuts in the sky is what you're not questioning. No, but he means the shape. Some doughnuts in the sky. We do know...

Doughnuts. No, but we do know... He's got a bunch of Christmas creams in the sky. I'm saying already you should like... UFOs are real. They've been confirmed to be real. Take his word with a pinch of salt if he's trying to chop down a tree from the top down.

A couple of doughnuts, mate, in the sky. Six. I don't think he means the of donuts, mate, in the sky. Six. I don't think he means the food. Six donuts in the sky. And he has a little sailing boat because he sails over to this area, he has to, and then brings them back. And they're hovering all about his boat

as if they're checking it out. Like, what's this? How far away are we talking? Like 2,000 feet in the sky. So not that close. Too high, too high. Yeah, but you can see these donuts hovering. Can you put them UFOs in a hovering and there's lots of different ufos and these argue like they're assigned to like different types of aliens so you have like the the tall grays the small whites um the greens um you did

ask though um you actually did this segment is sponsored by HE1 now Harold was freaking freaked out by this and he went to get a ticket for it and he dropped like right down how long ago is this

a few years ago no no no no Men in Black come out when 99 to 2000 yeah it's like 90s like on a

camera alright okay go on carry on he just had one wait I thought hang on a minute I thought the films are based on this event

which happened after it came out. It's a couple of years. Everyone carried cameras, Theo. So in your opinion, 45 years is a couple years ago. A few years.

Anyways, I guess they just had, and everyone had a camera on them. Yeah. And as quick as they appeared, they disappeared. And Harold just fucking,

he's like, what the fuck? You didn't, you didn't do this, did you, with the cameras? No, that's right. It's just a story. Okay, yeah. He's like like what the fuck you didn't you what the did you with the cameras no that's right is this a story okay yeah he's like what the fuck he gets on the boat he goes back to work right fictional one he goes back to work and he shows the supervisors like look at these and supervisors like these are not fucking real that's something else how did he get the picture so quickly well i don't know i mean how did he

get them developed so quickly he took it as iPhone usually when did he go to work Lewis what's he done it's funny isn't it when did he go to work so he went to work Lewis what type of camera

did he use on the day after how was he getting these images what camera was he using he went to the print shop yeah but what camera did he use

like a digital camera Sony I don't know what camera it is these are small details they're not What camera did he use? Like a digital camera? Sony. You haven't thought this through, have you? I don't know what camera it is. These are small details. It's not a small detail. When you're saying Men in Black is based on this, and back in what, the late 80s?

In Men in Black, they had a thing that scanned your eyes and deleted memories, mate. He didn't know. When did cameras go about in the 1980s, you twat? Yes, but to get the pictures developed Fuck you No it didn't

Yes it did No it fucking didn't Okay You're an idiot Who's the guy It worked With cameras Me

Do you know that code Like you've been using lately Take the disposable one You go You go and get those pictures developed And see how long it takes Same day No it isn't the same fucking day

Yes it is When was this 1980s No no specific year though I don't know and see how long it takes. Same day. No, it isn't the same fucking day. Yes, it is. When was this? 1980s or something. No, no, a specific year though. I don't know. Is it meant to be a real story? It is a real story. Let me tell it.

You're focusing on the wrong detail. No, I'm just asking. Is it late 80s, middle 80s? Probably it's like late 80s or middle. Or maybe you could have had one of those. And it was taken on a digital Sony camera. What's one of the cameras that you'd like? Maybe it was one of them.

The wind-up one. Yeah, it was one of them the wind-up one Polaroid yeah it might have been like the wind-up one yeah like black and white might have you should know it's a camera

anyways Sony digital camera we're getting hung up on the wrong thing we're going to skip past the fact that this is basically Chris's story but okay

so Harold goes into work can we get the aircon on in here it's hidden behind all that camera Harold goes into work right Harold goes into work

and shows his supervisor and the supervisor's like you're talking shit you've been like you've fucking skimmed down work like you're supposed to get more logs and he's like right you go fucking out of there

and look then supervisor goes out looks sees the same thing donuts flying about in the sky I thought he was a sailor as well no he just has to sail to get to the logs

oh it's like a log island he's a fucking idiot no trees on the mainland man I gotta fucking in America those are the ones you're permitted to get

so anyways there were specific trees the supervisor comes back he's like fucking hell there's donuts in the sky Krispy Kremes everywhere man

fucking crazy so anyways Harold's like shaken up by this he goes home on that night and he's just like you see them too and he's sitting there and he's eating and he looks out his window and Harold's like shaken up by this he goes home on that night and he's just like you see them too and he's sitting there

and he's eating and he looks out his window and there's like these people outside green men just like just people like on his front porch

no just across the road like just stood there looking into the house he's fucking freaked out already so he calls the police like out of nowhere so the police come men skedaddle they're not

here anymore were they men in black well that's what that's what you have to ask yourself tom when they're in suit um anyways he's had a sleepless night because he's looking out his window all night and he's like normally harold top class employee you know like he's he's in work five to nine every day you're not doing much he's clocking in on time every day five to nine every day. Not doing much then, is he? He's fucking out four hours. He's clocking in on time every day, five to nine. Five to nine? Why do you think five to nine?

Five to nine. Do you mean nine to five? Nine to five. No, but he's, no, it's just starting nine. And he gets it at five to nine. Oh,

so he's five minutes early every day. Sorry. What's the weird thing to say? Five to nine. You fucking idiot. So he's, so he's five minutes early every day sorry what's the weird thing to say five to nine you fucking idiot so he clocks in every day

that time 8.55 it's very why didn't he take a photo of the men across this road with his digital camera yeah fucking hell

I don't know you'll have to ask Harold that's weird anyways today because he was spooked by them but he wasn't spooked by the flying donuts

he was waiting four years for the camera to actually come out this time he was on FaceTime so but he wasn't spooked by the flying donuts he was waiting four years for the camera to actually come out this time he was on FaceTime so he couldn't Harold comes in and he's late

he comes in like 25 past 12 25 past 12 he's had no sleep he's just fucking he's all over the place but you don't know the camera

he's just like all over the place and he gets in and the receptionist is like where where Harold and as he's trying to rush into work he's late Harold and he gets in and the receptionist is like where where is Harold

and as he's trying to rush into work he's like Harold Harold Harold he's like yeah

nice to see you too oh yeah there we go the alien yeah the human skin oh yeah there we go

that's a bit weird oh yeah you're weird and you just look like a cock just fucking weird just watching our egg grow yeah oh yeah Sharon looks a bit different fucking hell you're weird and you just look like a cock just fucking weird she's watching her end grow back

yeah I know I know Sharon looks a bit different I just got fucking fangs growing out of her face Harold's like

yeah I know I'm late and she's like no no no do you have a second and he's like yeah what's up so then she eats him she's like

she goes eee Harold there's there's two very strange men here looking for you strange men I don't know what's strange

about two men in suits and he's like what do you mean and like these are her words okay she's like they were dressed in

black suits and had identical heights they both wore a hat and had creepily pale skin just not details you'd share and they had like ever said creepily pale you two have very similar heights i'd never say yeah they came in and they were basically the same no no no because these are different heights between them and they were basically the same. No, no, no. Because these are different heights. And they had lizard faces. It was like... Lizard faces! There we go!

There we go! Lizard faces! Here comes the bollocks! Were they pale face or lizard face? They were pale. No, like... They were probably a bit more like white lizards

and they have like lizard tongues you know what I mean more like pale white faces but like yeah yeah yeah come on yeah

hang on Jesus you are I'll tell you what you talk some and she said to the men you know he's not here and the men didn't believe him

but guess what time that the men turned up 5 to 9 8 to 9 on the dot no fucking way on the dot how long did they stay there um so this is what they start looking about the building like they just walk past and i started scoping about and they started speaking to people and one of the persons they started harassing started harassing like one of their crawling around started harassing like one of harold's

call workers and like she's been interviewed about what happened is he on the island or off the island by the way is he on the log island this is like

in the offices in the city the offices in the city so um where are we in the sea for the woman

they had to go to the island to get the logs and they mentioned about working for the government to the woman which they wouldn't say for the government to the woman. Which they wouldn't say.

The first thing, we're here with the government. It's like, we are undercover agents. Yeah. Blown cover straight away. Yeah, yeah.

And the woman, I'll tell you what, I'll tell you what, you are a fucking twat. You actually are. Why would they announce that? You'll find out at the end of the story. You'll find out at the end out the end story you'll find out so the woman said that they looked extremely scary and they had no facial hair it looked like they were just not something you'd announce like they were hairless but like

they had hair and she said so she said it like looked like they were wearing hats it looked like they were in wigs yeah but you could see little hair creeping up so it looked like they were wearing wigs. They were wearing hats. It looked like they were wearing wigs. You said they had hats on? Yeah, but you could see little hair creeping up, so it looked like they were basically like fully bald lizard people. But they just had like a wig and a hat on to try and look like humans. You contradicted yourself massively. No, no.

They had no hair. They looked pale and lizard-like, but it was as if they were trying to masquerade as humans. So they had like a wig on, and they had like sort of like plasters on eyebrows. Like one half hanging off or something. Painted on eyebrows. Yeah.

Then the glasses with the nose. No, but this is what you would do if you were like this. And she went on to say, right, they said like they had huge blue eyes like okay yeah go on okay

and she said went on to say this is the most detailed version I've ever heard of a human being ever this is her first account of like

the appearance she's looking at them like but this is my point it's like after meeting someone once I would never ever remember all this detail

yeah because they'd look normal like Reeve or Theo if they would look like they had painted on faces and were lizard people you'd probably remember a few more details

mate okay go on she went on to say that she felt like she was like being hypnotised by their eyes been what sorry? hypnotised

sorry what? hypnotised say that again hypnotised what year was this again? I can't remember. The 80s. And they were reading her thoughts.

It felt like they were reading her thoughts. Look at this. Listen to this. It felt like they were reading her thoughts. Oh. It's my camera. So it was like, she was looking into the big blues eyes

and it felt like they were penetrating her mind and she said the scariest thing. The blues brothers. It was the blues brothers. mind and she said the scariest thing the blues brothers it was the blues brothers yeah she said the scariest thing about it all as well

throughout the whole conversation they didn't blink once not something you'd notice you would if I just didn't blink you would be like I wouldn't notice that

I don't think I honestly don't think I would well now he would because you're staring at him so you'd notice this we just blink carry on carry on carry on now they went back and to check the ctv cctv and as i said more like cte

it shows you now yeah right 8 55 on the dot you should have said this matching the description and for decades people reported coming into contact with these people after alien experiences and they have robotic movements pale faces no eyebrows and no eyebrows

one of the main things is they go they've got no eyebrows now what I think is and stay with me on this they're the exact same height I don't think they work for the government

I think they are the aliens covering their tracks but when they've made a think they are the aliens covering their tracks. But when they've made a mistake. We are not aliens. Right, right. Okay. We work for the government.

How did they cover their tracks? So they come in and intimidate, scare people when they've seen these things. Tell them that they work for the government. We are humans. We like you. But it didn't work because they haven't stayed quiet. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But you do know. They're intimidation tactic is rocking up again we're from the government this is one story of how many we don't know maybe this

they do this you've just told me maybe they do this all the time but the intimidation works you have just told me that there's so many stories since then

so they're not very good at their job are they but that might be half a percent out of the hundred percent that have happened. I could show you CCTV footage. Oh, fucking please, dude.

I can't wait to tell you. I just found out. Then you'll know the year. You'll know the date. No, no, no, Tom, I found the year. No, no, no, no, wait. If you have the CCTV, that footage will have a date.

I want to know the date. No, you don't want to know the actual date. No, no, no, I want that first. Then I want the actual date. All right, here we go. What? This is so recent. This is so recent.

It's in fucking colour. Get it to blue, brothers. Look, there they are. There they are going in to talk to Harold you said wait you said this is

you said this was in the middle of the sea no see in the end the office is in the city wait so wait Lewis you said it was in the city no no no I said they were in the head

Tom you know this footage you're watching so guys if you're not watching right now why is he working this is the original this is the original footage the other one was colourised

the other one's colourised. The other one's colourised. This is colourised by modern day technology. Look how adamant Lewis is right now about how original

that footage is, right? So Lewis has just shown us crystal clear HD footage of these men walking in. Hey, I've just

done 10 seconds of research. So this happened in 1947. Yeah, okay, so not 1980s, my 1947. Yeah, okay, so not 1980s, my bad. Yeah,

with his Sony digital camera, eh? I don't know what he took a picture on, I just followed the story. Mate, CCTV did not exist in 1947.

I think it did. That, that, oh, that did. Yeah, that is colourised by modern technology. You can go on Netflix and see World War II

in colour, 60 frames per second. Google and CCTV first was invented I reckon it's 70s you're an idiot you're an idiot I reckon it's 60s or 70s

1942 the pair that is not that is not 1940s no I didn't say it was it's CCTV footage are you ready what are you

it's TikTok Lewis Lewis you've told there's they've been caught boys there they go he's been spotted they're all to us

he's running off like Naruto man there's loads there's fucking loads they're living sorry no I'm not being look this is

David Loi go back go fucking back They're living. Sorry, no, I'm not being, look, this is David Lloyd. Go, go back. Go fucking back. Go, go, come here. Go, give me the phone. Give me the phone. Free human stitch.

Free human stitch. Look at the guy here. Look, this is, that's not confirmed. That's not, that's not confirmed. It could be them. Lewis, you've got to save it. Lewis, you've got to save it. Please save it.

It's got a reindeer head. Yeah, this is a scare. What a stupid joke on the other end. Lewis, you've got to save it and put it on screen fucking reindeer that looks like you it's Theo that's what I want to come back to

I think Theo is part of the men in black Lewis so you're wait wait we're going back to your facts that fucking video that reindeer I think Theo is part of the Men in Black. Oh, my God. Lewis, so you're... Wait, wait. We're going back to your fact, Lewis. That fucking video. That reindeer. Going back to your fact.

You said it happened in 1947. Show me that fucking other one, please. And not only... It's actually the Siddique Jews, isn't it? It's like, that's all it is. It's been caught out. Not only that, Tom. They're all skedaddling. Lewis.

Nah, but the reindeer guys the way they run the original men in black getting run over in traffic safety of them you saved the video Lewis

not only that so it happened 40 years prior to when you said I'll highlight that I didn't know they did have CCTV how technological do you think

we were fucking a serious civilisation in the 1940s. Mate, come on. You do realise that's just our grandparents' age. Yeah, but it's World War II, mate. We had CCTV. Yeah, they had cameras, but CCTV. That's HD footage.

Let me see if you paused it on it. Lads, you have have to why are you laughing that's better than the fucking fish with hair that is that's better than the fish with hair that's them isn't it

it's the men in black. You have to think now, what's going on that we don't know about? What are they doing? What are they doing? They've rocked up to an office in 1947 and gone, we're from the government. What do you mean, what are they up to?

It's about to deliver everyone's presence. There's fire. There's fire in the background. How can you explain all those men in black? No, I agree. They're burning all the evidence of the aliens. And the overlord there, the dear lord. Read the bottom.

Many people claim this video was staged. You are. Lewis, you know this instant, right? You were talking about which happened 40 years ago. I don't think it's 1940. I think that's you who was caught in it.

It's 1940. It's like Harold Dahl. I could find other people. In Mary Island. Oh my, fuck it. I've screenshotted that. Oh, fuck it. This is the instant

you were talking about. And also, this instant is widely regarded as a hoax, even by believers of flying saucers and ufo i haven't laughed like that in a while my head is hurt thank you i can't you you know what you've convinced me there's so many like depictions of them that's real i fucking love everything they've described

the people as it's just totally wrong because he's a fucking reindeer head that is similar to like the guy in New York, the Hasidic Jew, who comes out the fucking thing and like scuttles off because he's been spotted. Yeah. That's all it is.

It's just a group of Hasidic Jews like chilling. I don't know what they're doing. No, that video is definitely staged. That is fake. But fuck me, you are funny. I knew you hadn't seen the reindeer.

That's why I kept having to rewind it. Mate, your mind's going to be blown when you walk through Stoke New Internet at some point, mate. You're going to fucking everywhere. So it's like they're wearing other people's faces. What are you meant to show up? How are you saying that

when we've just seen them wearing a fucking reindeer head? Yeah, well, there's lots of stuff that goes on that we don't know about. Lou, CCTV became available commercially in 1949. So you're wrong. Anyway, that was very fun. And I want more of that.

Yeah, mate. Any more like that. That is fucking mental. They're going to love that. When that reindeer pops up on screen, they're going to fucking love that. Men in Black. Should we? There we go.

Well then, Lou, thanks for that, mate. That was really great. True story. And if you have any other stories about men in black or any things that you think I should research, it's very helpful. Let me know in the comments. When you do your research,

like it took us one second to find it. You just got the date wrong by four years. You know, you're just looking for the, or the government. It's definitely on us, mate. Sorry about that.

You're looking for the fake. I prefer he doesn't. I, what I did there was bring you a true story with true CCTV and real evidence and real depictions and you laughed at me. Do you know why you laughed?

Because you're all closed minded. The men in black are fucking real. I don't understand how you've researched this story and got the date

40 years wrong. The men in black are real, man. Have you made it up? Have you seen it at night and said they won't believe that. This is my whole point

about it'll see something and if he's real like you one of the first things For real, man. Have you made it up? Have you seen it at 1940? He said, oh, they won't believe that. This is my whole point about, he'll see something, and if he's like you, one of the first things is the date. They say when it happened. That's just like a standard factual... What do you mean it doesn't matter? Who cares?

It does matter. Who cares? At some point, wouldn't it? I'd say 1900s normally, or 1800s. But when you're saying there's CCTV, and he took a digital photo of something of the date does matter

no I don't can we go back to the very first phrase of the entire segment he went oh about a couple years ago yeah a few years ago

80 years I just don't understand how I can tell you about how aliens don't know aliens were found men in black were seen on CCTV

and y'all just all you care about is where was it what camera was it because CCTV didn't exist louis you saw me say yeah you never get that you never fucking believe this i've just met a talking dog did you there you go and i've come with absolutely no evidence no facts no no did you have a video of the dog do you have a sketch no no no no witness i i witnessed i brought two eyewitness accounts how would a sketch prove that he's a talking dog?

No, Tom, this is like saying... Drawing a... This is like saying, oh, yeah, like... My granddad. Back in 1960, right? My granddad took a video of a talking dog in 1930. Yeah, on my Apple Vision Pro. I can't believe that.

That's a secondhand account. That's pretty believable, yeah. You can't go on an Apple Vision Pro in 1930. What are you talking about? Right. Okay. Well, as you can see, there's a solemn cut there. Anyway, yeah, thanks for tuning in.

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