Back Side - 21: ChrisMD STRANDED Us Abroad! Reev Slept NAKED With Theo & The Trial of the Dead...

Episode Date: September 5, 2024

Reev reveals a bit too much as he opens up on his romantic getaway with Theo. Is ChrisMD a stud? And Lewis tells the true tale of The Moth Man...If you'd like to work with us, email the studio on [e-mail] by The Fellas Studios: https://fellasstudios.com/podcastsTheo:https://youtube.com/c/HiMalfoyhttps://youtube.com/c/TheoBakerVlogsOllie:https://youtube.com/c/reevhttps://youtube.com/c/OllieFletcherTom Garratt:https://www.youtube.com/@TomGarratt10 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to a new episode of Backside with me, Reeve, Theo Baker, Tom Garrett and Lewis Bowden. If you haven't already hit follow, why not tap it right now for new episodes every week. And if you want to see more Backside, catch us on YouTube, TikTok and Instagram, where all you have to do is search Backside. Let's get into it. Is Kwanzaa going to play though? Yeah, it's definitely going to start. Let's set it.

Was that a jump chair? What's going on there? These many Berks mate, courtesy of Eric. Oh, I hate this whole thing. Oh, that's a nice kit. Yeah, he fell off his chair. Broke the chair, swapped chairs. Yeah, really hurt, man. You're secretly in a relationship. Yeah.

That is true, actually. Well, I slept naked next to him. Last night. Pick up your mic. Because we shared a bed. Why were you naked, though? I slept in the nude. Because he banned me.

But why? Did you have covers over you? Yeah. Yeah, I wasn't just starfishing with my cock out. Even so, that would be fine. Hello, Dom. Hey! Here he is, Santa.

Dom, whilst you're here, actually, on the last episode, we're here actually on the last episode we were arguing on the last episode Theo claimed that he invited you to stay in his room in the tent

is that true yep no no it is true I think it is true no it isn't oh that's bullshit

that is just not true you're a even you're surprised he said that there was I actually strictly remember you saying, actually, it's more comfortable in here. What the fuck? Why was that?

What was that? What was the fuck? I didn't hear that at all. Why didn't you just do someone else? That is what he sounds like. We've had an eventful few days anyway. Did you know, yeah, the most eventful thing is that

Tom Garrett hasn't watched Team America World Police. Oh, damn. I've never heard that either. That's crazy. I know I'd love it though. I know I'd love it. Tom Garrett hasn't watched Team America World Police oh damn I've never I've never had that either that's crazy I know I'd love it though

I know I'd love it I've never watched it I didn't even realise what it was I've seen bits oh Tom said to me on the page he said oh man

I haven't watched it I thought it was like Thunderbirds yeah I did when I saw the when I saw the when he was downloading it I saw the

whatever it's called thumbnail puppets and I was like oh it's like Thunderbirds. Puppets. And I was like, oh, it's like Thunderbird. Why would I be watching Thunderbird? You would watch something weird like that.

It's the greatest of South Park. So it's like, right. Okay. I would definitely like that. My God, Gary. But it is hilarious. And obviously I've seen the gif

of the ones throwing up. Yeah. That's funny without even content. Why have you both got the dogs out? You've both got the dogs out. Actually, I have a big. These are fresh off the...

I don't know if you've heard. ...Burk from the Orkermans. You're probably starting to wear those. Lewis? Courtesy of Chris MD. These new Birkenstocks. He wants everyone to know that he bought the other day.

I just couldn't be asked to change. He didn't actually buy them. He's only a new T-shirt. Have you not showered? No. Ugh. Brother. I showered.

I had to assemble a bag. You've been on an adventure haven't you yeah so we went on a Chris MD shoot how was your five-a-side adventure that you left for and we had to stay it is weird I used trucks and he was playing

having some drinks because of the 150 fucking planes that were on the screen about 147 were cancelled or delayed and three of them were fine and one of them was is do you know why because he was rather people would rather stay in the airport than go because people going to birmingham they're like oh we'll dispense with them if we go that's my joke that's my joke that's a great joke yesterday and i stole it the one thing that was weird that I've never seen

or known anyone do is obviously it was a Ryanair flight but it wasn't a Ryanair plane so they must have borrowed it. It was louder, wasn't it? It was louder,

which is German. So I don't know, say they had a flight in and didn't have a flight going out until, I don't know, the next day. That makes sense now.

They borrowed a plane. We should say, we should say for anyone who's no idea what we're on about, why were you abroad? Okay, let's start from the beginning. We should say it. We should say it for anyone who's no idea what we're on about. Why were you abroad? Okay, let's start from the beginning. We can't say too much.

We've already given away the... It's been all those stories and everything. No, but I mean the premise and that. It's fine. Trust me, it's fine. It's not going to affect ChrisMD's views. So there we are at ChrisMD's shoot. Basically, we had to do challenges

to earn money to go abroad. That's all we'll say in the video, right? Yes. So we decide, let's go to Mallorca. Well, no, we had to, like, do challenges to earn money to go abroad. That's all we'll say in the video, right? Yes. So we decide, let's go to Mallorca. Well, no, we wanted to go Ibiza. We wanted to go Ibiza. I've actually never been. There were no flights.

Neither have I. There were no flights to Ibiza. There were not. Can I just say, I'm not going to ruin the video. There were not. Theo was chief, like... Was I? How was I?

Yeah, Theo was in charge of looking up and finding a place to go while basically me and a bit Reeve won all the money for the challenges. That's literally not what happened. He did fuck all. A bit me? Sorry? Other than sit. Actually, no, Reeve did quite a lot.

I carried some very heavy physical luggage. I actually think I could be in more challenges than you did. Come on, mate. Let's not do this. You did. Let's not do this. I did. Let's not do this. I'll give you credit of at least three that were actually half impressive. Yeah.

Anyway. A lot of them you didn't even attempt. You actually were very impressive. Anyway, we then landed on Mallorca. No, no, no. I wanted to go Rome. Mallorca was your choice. Look at how he projected this.

You take no responsibility on everything. You the camping. You camping no responsibility. everything. You the camping. You camping, no responsibility. What else? No responsibility. Everything is no responsibility. That isn't true. We made a group decision to go to Mallorca.

Auto responsibility of me being lazy camping. This is a serious, this is getting personal now. I wanted to go to Rome. Reeve said, I would like to go to Rome. He didn't say that. The two were like, I would like to go to Rome. Tom was like, I'm not going around. Reeve, is that true?

Did you say, oh, I'm going. You didn't want to go to Rome either. Out of the options, I said like to go to Rome. Tom was like, I'm not going around. Reeve, is that true? Did you say, oh, you didn't want to go to Rome either? Out of the options, I said I preferred Mallorca. Yeah, and yes, you checked the weather. You saw there were storms and still booked it. And you have no say in that? I told you there were storms. Oh, did you know there were storms? I told everyone there were storms.

You fucking didn't until after you went, I did check the weather. We should point out, if you're listening, they were stuck in the airport because of the storms. No responsibility. On the way back. Yeah, on the way back. No, no. Theo, I said from the get-go,

I want to go on a beach, but I don't actually care other than Rome. I didn't want to go to Rome because Rome's boring. It's not. That's been... I was broken.

I've got a fucking lot of history. It's incredible. Oh, and that's what people want to see on a video. No. It's boring, lad. It's boring as a place.

Oh, yeah. Is it more boring than what we ended up doing, mate? But that was because of the delays. That wasn't our fault. We had a plan to do cool shit the other side. Look at you taking no responsibility. It was a group decision. Own up to your mistakes.

Just for even more context, had we have gone Ibiza, we'd have been in the next same boat. The whole Balearic Islands were fucked. No, not Ibiza weren't as bad as me. What was it? It was just a bit of Rihanna. It was.

No, they were stormed. He doesn't know what we know. Oh, here we go.'t as bad as me. What was it? It was just a bit of a rave. It was. No, they were stormed. He doesn't know what we know. Oh, here he goes. I don't have internet. We made friends with a weatherman. Why do you say it like that? I don't know. A weatherman.

I know there's been floods and that in Ibiza, but my uncle was a lot worse. There wasn't all the delays and cancellations in Ibiza. We couldn't go to Ibiza. There were no fucking flights. My mate flew back from Ibiza yesterday. There were no were no fucking flights my mate flew back from Ibiza yesterday there were no flights to Ibiza he flew back from Ibiza

yesterday talking about getting out there you fucking idiot they might have been sold out you flew back from Mallorca yesterday we didn't the only flight

anyway no responsibility what I'm not taking responsibility I don't know either I have no idea what's going on by the way

literally the heavens opened like the airport borderline started flooding I don't know either. I have no idea what's going to happen. By the way, literally the heavens opened. Like the airport borderline started flooding, mate. I thought you might have gone down. No, no, no. Do you know what? As I was boarding that and got on the plane,

we had to wait for like half hour because it opened. Really? Oh, I did say that. Yeah, it was relentless for like another four hours. We did have to wait like half hour. Were you scared?

And then he took, oh, there was a bit. I must admit. Was it a bit bumpy ride? It wasn't too bad. it was worse on the way on the way it was worse you had to go through the storm

but it was oh mate the way there was so annoying no the worst what was actually scary was obviously I was pretty much

the only plane taking off and I'm like in my head I'm thinking I know that's because there's no other planes but also are we like the fucking guinea pigs here?

You were thinking, oh, right. But then it took me ages to, the bags, oh, they made me. Why did you?

So I didn't check my bag in because, You were silly goose. No, no, no. It was for right reading. We didn't want to risk it. We didn't know if the flight was going to be cancelled or,

It cancelled the flight. You made the right decision by the way. The crew lost the bag. It's gone. You're joking. They didn't get back. It the flight was going to be cancelled or it can't fly the right way the crew lost the bag it's gone you're joking they didn't get back it's a tripod it's gone oh yeah they just didn't get back so then i went through i did have a backpack and then i have well that the suit little suitcase and then i got there and they were like well you can't take this on it's going to cost you and i was like honestly i don't care just chart like charge me i was thinking oh is he going to be like 200 quid or something? No, not 30 euros.

I was like, I don't mind paying that just to get me fucking out. At that point, we were all making. I probably would have paid 200 though just to get on that flight. Yeah,

you're a bowler now. You're a high class. We were doing things like, how much would you pay to click your fingers to be home? Yeah, yeah. We came up with a little.

Reeve said no more than 200. No, I changed it to 500. I changed it to 500. And then that's how much the flight. He said five grand. That's how much the flight was. He said, Reeve said no more than 200. No, I changed it to 500. I changed it to 500. And that's how much the flight... But he said five grand. That's how much the flight was. He said, I'll pay five grand right now.

Yeah, I was like, mate, come on. I would have done... It was a state. Bear in mind, this is at the time where our flight was only delayed, not cancelled. So there was still a potential of us going back on the same day. We were saying, though,

like, it's going to get cancelled. By the way, can we just say this? Can we just say this? So people complaining about recently uploads, it's all because of Will and he can we just say this can we just say this so people complaining about recently uploads it's all because of Will and he and he

we're in the same building and he fucked the internet with the James Murray video right yeah he did a video with James where they basically used a wifi blocker

and they genuinely used it in the building and it's fucked the internet beyond comprehension yeah it picked up like 47 different wifi signals and they turned them all off and it ended up being

like everyone's offices. Why did they do that? Why did they do that? Well, they're fucking idiots. Or trying to be funny. Just for a second channel video. Well, maybe they didn't believe that would actually work.

Exactly, yeah. But like, it did work and it's still not working. So if you complain about late uploads, blame Will and Ig because I'm the one having to sit there

for four hours watching it tick. It's fucking ridiculous. You have to wait four hours watching it. Because I'm just waiting for it and then seeing if it

gets monetised or not and then a re-upload will tick. Surely you could just let it upload and don't have to watch it though. Yeah.

We didn't even finish our story. Can I just say Reeve was the saviour in the end. Yeah right. He was the Oh that is truthy for it.

Did he book a flight did he? No no no even better mate it was it was carnage out there on the street super reeve

yeah we were basically like on the way out and they're like we're like fuck all the hotels are gone they're going and you go book a hotel

book and don't let you you know why you'd literally go and pay for it cancelled double the price cancelled double the price other than the one we found which obviously

he'll say in a second every single hotel on the island ended up looking like 1 500 pounds for a night jesus we were like so they just raised the price they saw a storm and they're like well that's why there are so many people who were staying the night at the airport the news we came in today in the news reports everyone's just like it was like it was genuinely they were filming interviews of people that just slept they didn't interview you

they didn't see you Reeve saved the day didn't he yeah oh no but I mean when you came into the airport so basically what happened is

I was on I was on booking.com and there's a map view and literally just one popped up out of the blue as I was like searching the different parts of the island

just refreshed out of nowhere 300 euros I was like searching the different parts of the island. Just refreshed out of nowhere. 300 euros. Bosh. So you just fucking bought... Last room in that entire hotel. And in classic style of you, you still found a gym as well. That was this morning, actually.

That was nearby though, not in the hotel. But they... You know, the crew in that lot, they had to go to a different hotel. Imagine being stuck in a storm so tired, like, gym! Mate, they had to go to a different hotel and they snuck four people into one room. Yes, Lewis.

Oh, they all sat in one room? They had to sneak people into the hotel. Jesus. They wouldn't let them in. Yeah, Jack got like... How bad is that? They had a big orgy. Mate, when we got there this morning, it was really bad.

Yeah, the queue for checking in of actual luggage was about three hours long. Fuck you. But mate, there were families... Out the parking doors, yeah. There were families sleeping on the floor in the airport, but EasyJet refused to get people hotels. Yeah. They were like, have a refund of the flight, that's it, you're on your own.

They're meant to help. They're meant to put you up in a hotel or put you on the next flight, but EasyJet had no available flights for two days. Oh, Jesus. It was a bit rough for them. It was really bad. It's really bad over there at the moment.

That's why you don't book with EasyJet. Anyway. Just going back a little bit, Dom just messaged me saying, oh yeah it's a bit rough for them it was really bad it's really bad over there at the moment that's why you don't book with EasyJet um anyways just going back a little bit Dom just messaged me saying just remembered what Theo said he didn't offer me to sleep in his section he said I could sleep

in his car if I wanted oh yeah you did that's even nicer yeah is it yeah it goes into a double bed

oh that's cringe you've just said that oh god it turns into a double bed you've got a double bed essentially didn't you oh no oh pretty much yeah in the back yeah is've got a double bed, essentially, don't you? Oh, no. Oh, pretty much, yeah, in the back, actually.

Yeah. Is that safe? Oh, no, you have sentry mode, don't you? So it has like a little... He would have been in like a nice air con car with a TV. That's like a gun that pops up.

What a card it does. It's sentry mode. It's like fucking Mick Foley. I'm not even taking that. No, that's not Mick Foley. That's Santiago... It's like the guy that's like Cazorla.

Yeah, no, but... Mr. Socko. Yeah, Mr. Socko. Iron Claw, mate. mate no Santino Morello I was thinking Santiago Munez Santiago Munez what devil finger

Wendy Wendy have you ever seen Death by Spoon what did you say that then I don't know why you said that you ever seen Death by Spoon

oh the YouTube video back in the day and again how long do you think it would take for me to kill you with a spoon I don't know but I did see something similar to that of like one of the torture methods i think in korea or something oh the water drop china yeah a single drop of water yeah yeah just on

your head and after like their thousandth one it feels like a fucking brick landed on your head apparently how mad's that that's crazy apparently it's mad people were creative back in the day yeah well there's loads of torture methods i think also what they do in north korea apparently because you know they have to have um the photo of kim jong-un and if they don't they arrest you or a lot of the men get tortured and a lot of them get tortured with um theo's videos yeah yeah constantly on repeat i've seen that i've seen that it might sound stupid right so i've seen that broken yeah you know that's king joey well he was a god no no that's um so you know how like obviously you'd always hear the stories like how in north korea like the public would get told like they've won the olympics they've won the world cup and all this yeah

like but north korea were in the olympics yeah yeah so what goes on there but they don't have internet the internet's all like it's all monitored so when they come home and the athletes come home I've seen a thing I've seen a thing so I think that's for the Olympics it's different

so I think like what happens is all the people who go to the Olympics are apparently from like really wealthy families or something so they've been getting all this treatment

and if you don't perform well there's no punishment anymore but you get like big publicly shamed well I had the bronze whereas if you do well perform well, there's no punishment anymore, but you get like big publicly shamed. Well, I had the bronze and silver. Whereas if you do well... They can't go home. That's not true.

Wait, what? If you're in bronze or silver and you're from North Korea, you can't go home. Why? It's not gold. You've seen them. You've seen the opening

the borders again for tourists. We can go there in December. We should do a backside vlog. Really? Yeah. So this is what it December. We should do a backside vlog. Really? Oh my God. So this is what it is. This is what it is, right? So they've been spending

probably north Korea. No, no, no. So it's not the capital. Well, a tiny section is, but they've built this city on like the border of China where it's just like artificial sort of ski.

Yous love skiing. It's like a ski city sort of utopia. But obviously, it'll look really shit because like them like they just

fucking it's all fake because you know people have been let in it's like they say like everything is just so staged but like that's

that's why they built the city from the ground up to make it look beautiful but you'll be stuck in there so we should go there from that side have you seen the clips of like

when Kim Jong-un's at like a volleyball game or something and they're all absolutely elated clapping and jumping up and down

but it's like because they're scared if they don't they're going to get fucking shot like an arse yeah there's like well all the

demonstrations they do like they have mandatory practice that they have to do before work like because they have all these demonstrations and

flags and it looks amazing but like the mandatory practice this looks class yeah so they have like this is genuinely in Decembercember we should go to north korea i skied in north korea do you know what like what okay if we get i feel like you'd say the wrong thing in north korea out of everyone here i'm the one that would say the wrong thing i feel like you would start

singing kate perry firework to him and. And we'd go, that's not really... Yeah, yeah, that's... It's kind of from a film, mate. That's not really him. I think he was... He was... Weren't you saying that to me or him? Him.

Oh, him. I think Tom would never leave North Korea. I think you do it accidentally. Oh, did you guys see Team America? I'd say that in North Korea and then they'd come in and go America fuck yeah

oh they haven't watched it yeah I've seen clips yeah so um how about 5,000 likes how many likes do we know we're not gonna get

5,000 likes 2,500 likes and we'll go to North Korea in December that is a low fucking bar I'm not going to December

why to North Korea to a dictatorship That is a low fucking bar. I'm not going. In December? Why? To a dictatorship. Yeah, but it's a crazy vlog. 5,000 likes. Anything for content. 5,000 likes and we'll get to North Korea. We can't upload it. Yeah, we can't. If we upload it, we'll get killed. No, man. We'll just upload it when we're back.

We'd have to say that we're like BBC news presenters. Yeah, we'd go there and we're not making a silly video. We're making a documentary. Yeah. Deepside goes to North Korea. I think you would be in the most trouble because you wouldn't realise how serious it is.

I think you'd be in the most trouble because when they say, who is your manager? We would say you. Eddie Howe. And then the person... You know I knew you were just going to say that and then

then you would be taken responsibly for everything we do wait you're telling me so Kim Jong-un is going to ask Lewis Bowden who is your manager

no whoever the police are in North Carolina why are they asking him who is manager because when they come over and say who you're filming with we say oh

he's the one head of production I get on with him well he likes basketball doesn't he say who you're filming with, we say, oh, he's the one head of production. No, I get on with him well. He likes basketball, doesn't he? Does he? You're not going to meet him in the film. You're not going to meet him.

He's in his palace. He might come out and say hello. If pitch side come and back side come, he loves it. I don't think he'll be coming out. Jesus Christ, mate.

He's a big back side advocate. He might. He's a game of a man. I don't think that can run. He doesn't have a butthole, so he's very curious. Because he's a cockroach and flies off into the distance

in this alien situation. Well, that hand gesture was crazy. Yeah, that was crazy. Oh, anyway. Yeah. I was going to say up the North Korea, but definitely not. I actually don't think we'll go.

I think we will. Why not? Regardless if we get the like target, I don't think we'll go. How about we do two teams not? Regardless if we get the like target, I don't think we'll go. How about we do two teams? One goes to North Korea and the other one goes... Ibiza.

Ibiza. To the most most... But you're evil, go Ibiza. Yeah, great. And you two can go North Korea. Yeah, no, I'm happy to do that. Got a night out in North Korea. You go...

And he's your manager for the trip. Yeah. I think I would never leave. No, but you have to pretend to like... You have to like be his carer. Well, take his carer. They wouldn't believe me because they would think I would never leave no but you have to pretend to like you have to like be his carer well take his carer they wouldn't believe me because they would think

I'm his carer well no you both they think you're both fucking like please stop moving your toes because your dog is out there I'm not

mine are just in my shoes he's got the you've got the board and toe why is it curving around your other toe because the football boots whoa yeah that's

that's what shoes are like now it's brexiting away from your foot it seems brexiting yeah look at it what the fuck that's what shoes look like mate

I'm not looking at yours I'm looking at his oh alright main character energy over here oh bro's looking at my bent toe

and he's looking at your feet look at that no he's just saying you've got a right angled toe okay that's awful

it's because he's footballers I'm sure Tom has bent toes I don't know I've never really analysed them you've never looked

at your own toes no but I can't think what my toes look like right now without looking all we're doing right now is gaining views for backside

because this this right here these dogs that dog they're all going to be on foot talk what is it called foot talk

they do have a thing where the ranks there is a thing that's out there where they rank like why did you just stroke him hmm are you just going to pretend

like you haven't seen any of it where they rank like celebrities toes ah okay mine would definitely be up there so get these on tour talk no and we'll see

what the ranking is your second toe is like double the length of any other toe it's fucking crazy I actually saw a toe yesterday

that looks like the thing they had on my arm when we had the bugs in mate I saw a toe the other day you know this middle toe here

yeah it was just like up here oh that would be awful I couldn't stop staring at a toe you saw it yeah i saw it i thought it was like a video in front of me i was like i was on a foot on a face yeah damn daniel um i've got

i've got a ball to pick with you go on mate what were you doing last night did you see all my stories so i mean so, can I just say what played out for my scenario? So, I looked at my notifications and it said, Theo Baker liked a photo.

Oh, yeah. And it was the latest, it was the latest. This fucking prick messages me going, what are you doing? Yeah,

because it was my, one of my first pictures I ever uploaded on Instagram. And I was like, why is Theo scrolling through here? Theo's like, I just seen it on Garrett's story

and I was like my heart sank I was like fuck's sake what was it fresh new creps or something no no new sneaks

new sneaks with a smiley face is that because you play basketball you used to say sneaks yeah yeah American or that see I've got some horrendous pictures which I know is on Instagram

I've just never removed why did you scroll to the bottom of Instagram I didn't someone sent me someone sent me the shoes and I thought I think this

would be funny to upload just so people think why the fuck he's like because a lot of people

wouldn't have clicked on that to see it was from no a lot of people did yeah because I've had a lot

of comments I mean a lot would have been like Lewis is weird because like you dress weird anyway so that is

believable I'm sure there's some weird stuff on your Instagram not anymore I know I scrolled by the way I scrolled, I scrolled,

by the way, I scrolled through, I scrolled through to try and get some revenge and yeah, he's cleared that out already. And then, once I did that,

then loads more were sending me way more. Me and Reeve, other than sleeping naked together the other night. Stop throwing, you've thrown balls at me with this torch.

You're an animal, you. Imagine sleeping in the same bed with them. Imagine sleeping in the same bed with them. Imagine sleeping in the same bed as that. That's true, though. We actually went

for a dinner spot. This is a rare. What's a dinner spot? Just dinner. Restaurant. Have you ever... Sorry, no, no, no. Why would you say it like that?

I think his brain just didn't catch up with what he was trying to say. So he just made it work. He went to a nice spot for dinner. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right, right, yeah. Shortened it to dinner spot.

Yeah, right. His brain, his speaker. We went to a dinner spot. His brain to keep up. We went for dinner spot. The words just appeared. Yeah, yeah. Anyways.

He's excited. How rare is it to go and, you know, the Google reviews start there. This restaurant was 5.0. Out of how many reviews though? 95. Yeah, but they're probably that big. No, no, was like oh yeah you had me at 5.0 and i said let's go can you just say five no it's 5.0 it's very important okay sorry we rock up what's it next to the strippers come on oh that's uh i thought you're actually gonna tell them that that me and Reid went to the strippers

no we didn't no we didn't we went into we actually didn't we went into the restaurant that's what I'd say sounds like someone who definitely went to the strippers

why would you say oh we've accidentally went oh there's a stripper I didn't I didn't go I didn't go you know what's happened they've searched for strip clubs

and there's happened to be a food place next door saying we didn't go in it twice in a matter of five seconds was a bit weird yeah because just to clarify we didn't go in it twice in a matter of five seconds was a bit weird. Yeah, because it's just clarifying we didn't go in. Yeah, but you don't have to clarify that often.

We didn't go in. No, I know. That's what I'd say if I went in as well. It almost sounds like you went in when I was asleep. I wouldn't go back to that place. You did say you... Unless it was for the food. The restaurant.

Oh! He's sleeping. The story's cracking. Anyways. Let me tell you about this restaurant. It's called Cloud Nine. oh he's slipping the story's cracking anyways anyway let me tell you about this it's called cloud nine and guess where we were during the meal

we were on cloud nine it was honestly the nicest meal I've had in about a year what did we order what was the food we ordered a chicken breast

and then we were oh can we also get the steak they were like do you want it on the same plate and we were like yeah they were like why are you doing that

do you want any sides and we were like that's crazy yeah and then we were like what side do you want it on the same plate? And we were like, yeah. They're like, do you want any sides? And we're like, yeah. And then we're all side, do you want, I don't know, is the risotto good? They were like,

it's great. It's risotto like, it's like, like soupy rice. It was champagne, was it champagne risotto? Yeah. Champagne and parmesan risotto,

I think it was. Mate, they whip out this plate in front of us. The chef cooks it like there next to us. It sounds bougie than it was. Mate, they whip out this plate in front of us. The chef cooks it like there next to us. It sounds bougier than it was.

It was like a grill, just a random grill restaurant. It was in Parma, mate. And, fucking unreal. I'm talking one of the best steaks I've ever had,

one of the best chickens I've ever had, garlic butter, cheese risotto. You can taste the champagne. And guess how much it came to that's mushrooms

30 euros each yeah oh it was 30 euros each and we had a drink of Fanta wasn't it it was 50 for the yeah for the total

because we had bread as well didn't we and the bread that's pretty good but like we combined two things they just whipped it up like basically

they just chipped it all on the same plate we were like wow I know it doesn't sound like a big deal but after the day we had that was the best ending possible

and you build up a big appetite after going to the strippers so it would have tasted even better we held hands and walked straight

back into the strippers yeah and I stripped him in the bedroom sorry yeah you said you slept naked together actually

no I not together Theo had his boxers on I slept naked I sleep in the same bed yeah

wait what but Reeve was being a bit weird he was like I need to go get another the in the same bed yeah wait what but Reeve was being a bit weird he was like I need to go get another not with the same

not the same cupboard what I got a separate set of cup wait we're having two cupboards here

so no he just yeah so you so explain to me the sleeping arrangement this is baffling me so you're in the same bed me

in the same bed yeah double bed and you're naked yes with your cock out and so am I yeah

you weren't I was were you is that strange I think that's a little bit strange I think that's strange I wouldn't sleep in the same bed as you

if you had your cock out yeah under the same duvet even if you normally sleep naked you'd probably leave the boxes on just out for like minutes we weren't under the same duvet but I don't

I went and I went and specifically got a second one to sleep Scandinavian where he had his specifically got a second one to sleep Scandinavian where he had his own duvet I want to sleep Scandinavian shut up what does that mean

what does that mean sleep Scandinavian you're so weird it means when you when you have separate duvets for two people in the same bed yeah but like the duvets move in the night

you could have just woke up with like this with your cock out at least woke up to just a big fucking sight of your eyes no because I'm not a fucking weirdo like you

who just moves four million times a night don't call me a weirdo you've got your gnot out in bed No, because I'm not a fucking weirdo like you who just moves four million times a night. Don't call me a weirdo. You've got to ignore that. Yeah, you are. No, I'm not. You are weird. You didn't realise

that's like massively... If you did... That's so HR. I'm going to report you. First of all... You can't do that on a work trip. John's already said that you rustle

or move around like four million times a night anyway. Yeah, well, we were actually having sex though. Okay. First of all, Reid, I thought it was weird that you needed a separate duvet because you didn't trust us under though okay first of all i thought it was weird that you needed a separate duvet because you didn't trust us under the same duvet i thought

that was a bit odd no no he trusts himself i don't want to be the same temperature as you that's just weird not how it works and number two it was weird when why mate i'm sat there he's got the heavier duvet on and i've got the light sheet that they give you you can see you full on bulge then yeah you could it's like a thin thing where it's not it's not hiding anything you can see it's probably very black it's see-through do you know what he did when he went to sleep right i'm still reading my little kindle so i'm just like they're like just reading my book i look to my right he's just there sleeping facing me from that i'm literally i'm talking he's here i'm just saying what are you doing face the other way yeah that is a bit weird and you were naked you're weird he's making it sound like i was

right next to him no i wasn't i was i was sleeping i was facing your way but I also had an eye mask on was you this far away or further no further it was a big double it was not Julie leave your boxers on I'm still on a

bathroom I can't come in if I was sleeping in the same room as my mate and he got the cock out I'll be like

what are you doing get your fucking boxers on I did say this even I think that's weird what were you planning to sleep comfortably have a good night's sleep because I'd were you planning? I did feel a bit sore when I woke up. To sleep comfortably.

Have a good night's sleep because I'd had a shit day. Do you get a bit of morning wood? No. No, you can't. Do you get a bit of morning wood? Do I? Yeah.

He woke up with a full on and a heel pick. It's in the same bed. No, no, no. Not last night. But I do. Woke up full on trousers and sense

This morning it did seem like you were hiding a boner from me Reeve come on you've got to get ready Nah I'm just going to weird this one out

a bit longer I just need to read another chapter You go ahead Actually I think it was the opposite Theo you've got plenty of time

come back to bed. Come back to bed. Reeve, what are you pitching a 10? We went camping last week. I'll take that. I reckon the flights weren't cancelled. I think he lied to get him to the hotel. You can't control if you wake up with a boner or not.

Yeah, no, that's totally fine. Well, you can. Don't sleep naked next to a boy you fancy then you won't the rumours are that you used to have a relationship possibly

who knows I'm so baffled by this I can't let it go I think it's strange sometimes you're on holiday and things happen

that's just totally normal if you're that comfortable with another person just fucking take your clothes off I do hear that but I was in my boxers Theo are you comfortable and things happen that's just totally normal if you're that comfortable with another person just fucking take I do hear that but I'll just

I was in my box Theo are you comfortable with him with his cock out yeah but you don't sleep in it you don't sleep in it I've slept naked for the last I had no choice

15 years did you ask him yeah or if I have my cock out yeah I said that I said that to him I said I'm going to take my pants off

before anyone talks let's reenact this scenario. Yeah, yeah. Like reenact it from the, from the beginning. I'm walking in, I go, Theo baby.

No, no, I want it serious. I'm not, listen. Oh, you want it serious now? I want serious. I'm not serious. I'm not serious.

I'm not serious. I'm not serious. I'm not serious. I'm not serious. I'm not serious. I'm not serious. I'm not serious. I'm not serious.

I'm not serious. I'm not serious. I'm not serious. I'm not serious. I'm not serious. I'm not serious. I'm not serious. I'm not serious.

I'm not serious. I'm not serious. I'm not serious. I'm not serious. I'm not serious. I'm not serious. I'm not serious. I'm not serious.

I'm not serious. I'm not serious. I'm not serious. I'm not serious. I'm not serious. I'm not serious. I'm not serious. I'm not serious.

I'm not serious. I'm not serious. I'm not serious. I'm not serious. I'm not serious. I'm not serious. I'm not serious. I'm not serious.

I'm not serious. I'm not serious. I'm not serious. The whole morning was little thing you were going about producing. Ask me how you asked me in the room. You went to the room. I remember it well. Theo, just to let you know,

I'm going to sleep in the nude tonight. I'm forewarning you, I'm going to just have my cock out. Do I have a choice? No, you don't. Oh.

Okay. That's not okay, is it? Can that go in? He said he wasn't comfortable with your knob out. And you did it anyway. I did have my knob out next to him though. I said, I'm going to get another duvet, comfortable with your knob out. And you did it anyway.

I did have my knob out next to him though. I said, I'm going to get another duvet. Don't worry about it. And then I said, can you wear your boxers? And you went, no.

That is true. That is true. What? And just to let you know, Theo, I'm going to undress you now. Just lie down. Leave in the comments.

Do you think that's weird? Yeah. I mean, I don't think it's that weird just bros being broke I think if you've known a person like over 10-15 years

I think it's fine but you don't I haven't known you for over 10 years no you haven't oh my god 2024 I started YouTube

in 2024 I'm a domestic now sorry I started YouTube in 2024 I mean I started YouTube in 2014

did you yeah you just lied then about a decade then you just lied so you admit it I'm not lying 24 I mean I started YouTube in 2014 did you? yeah you just lied then about a decade then you just lied so you admit it I didn't lie so it's only weird

if you know him under 10 years and I've known you under 10 years okay fine well oh you got me then fucking hell

I'm sorry maybe I did just trying so that so that means with me and Tom would you leave your boxers on?

no I think I'm comfortable enough around both of you to what if I go to you Reeve I think I would definitely

sleep nude next to you I think I could comfortably tell you you don't have a choice and I am just sleeping that would be that would be a legitimate

as you are technically my boss that is very inappropriate I reckon if I if's just in the corner. As you are technically my boss, that is very inappropriate. I reckon if I had the same conversation as I did with Theo, and I went, just so you know, Lewis, I am going to sleep with my cock out.

And you go, can you put your box on? And I go, no. That's the conversation I was having. No, I'd be in the chat. I'd be like, lads, he's forgetting his cock out. I think the thought of it

is weirder than what it actually is. There's a zero visual I think the thought of it is weirder than what it actually is. There's a zero visual of him seeing my cock through the night. Then all he did for the next 10 minutes was he was naked in bed

was just quoting Team America. That is true. But then you just quoted it back. Then I quoted it back. It's just like a big, literally a big elephant in the room, isn't it?

Yeah, nice. Yeah. Lads having cocks out that's what it's about anyway I've seen way more worse things than just a dude sleeping next to me

I've seen the inside of Tom's actual body that is true yeah I've seen yeah you've showed us things I couldn't believe an arsehole could gape that much

also I've seen his cock probably more times than I've seen anyone else's yeah you showed me it the other day in recent times so him sleeping naked next to me is absolutely no trouble at all.

I'll just get a glimpse of that bad boy all the time. I don't sleep naked though. No, I know, but if you did, I'm sorry. I don't like sleeping naked. No, I don't. I'm going to crush. I wear my pyjama shorts. I need something just to hold it together.

Yeah, I agree. I agree. I mean, you've got nothing there really. Don't tell them. They might. See those pictures of dicks I sent in to the chat today? Yeah. Yeah. What? Would you suck sent in to the chat today? Yeah. Yeah.

What? Would you suck number one or 11? Oh, sorry. I can't remember what they look like. One was like basically big and strong.

Just because you've memorised all 18 of them. I spent a long time looking at it contemplating. One was like, well, I'm just asking you as a question. Why are you being weird?

We're not talking about sucking cock. That's exactly what you're talking about. We made me sleeping naked last 10 minutes. Have we got a philosophy or

we got baker's butter we got many things oh we don't oh it's fine we got plenty things you didn't ask me to prep one

it doesn't matter you don't need to we got plenty stuff I've also got some yeah what was his thing oh I don't think I was

da da go so I got a tweet the other day how often What was his thing? Oh, I don't think it was. Da-da. Go. So I got a tweet the other day. How often a day do you reckon? You know, like screen time. How much, if we had like screen time for how much time you spend in comments? Very few.

Actually, we had a little argument earlier, me and Ray. We had a rusty cuff, didn't we? We really went at it. No, you know, I'll take the L because my screen time for FPL recently has been insane. But I don't spend time on comments.

Hmm. That is the world's biggest lie. I've seen you every time you're on YouTube scrowding through the comments. And there's nothing

wrong with that, actually. Anyways, moving on to the tweet that I got. What's going on there? That's projection. That's projection.

You did, I saw you do it, don't lie. You spent a lot, you know, if I, if there's, like, the time, if's all you do it don't like you spent a lot you know all if I if there's yeah the time if I like I don't

always read comments but I do sometimes and if I do and you bring it up you know every comment memorized sorry I connect with the fan base

but you don't connect with them you read them all and then connect by getting bullied yeah just by getting

abused I'm the only one that cares we literally every now and again when they call me connect by getting bullied yeah just by getting a few I'm the only one that cares we literally see every now and again in the last 48 hours how many times have we said to each other a comment and laughed about it

and you were doing exactly the same thing what are you talking about what are you talking about Willis we did that yeah but which one I don't know what's going on

anyway it's ever since he got his cock up now there's a strain on the right let me read this please since he was forcibly made to lie next to me just stop talking do you smell it go right that's really rude on my part oh actually you did actually mention that in bed though didn't you what we were in bed living in an airport

for hours the stench I had a shower you fucking idiot the shower was a get that's how we know only one towel PR

in your car what now what now literally put towels out the window guys I actually forgot something there's only one towel

do you know how much funny Aswin is it's not him as the subject of the comedy. Look at him go. Guys. Look how much funny Aswin is. He's getting picked on. He got rid of all the towels.

Getting picked on. And they have their own conversation. Yeah, apparently so. Hello. Sorry, carry on. I said I forgot to tell you one thing that happened in the bedroom. Oh, I don't know if I can handle anymore. You're talking about his smelly willy, right?

So, we were in bed. He was butt naked with a towel, which was just airing out. I thought that was a bit weird that you sat there like that waiting to get a fucking cock up your ass. Next thing you know... Sorry, that would imply that you were about to cock your butt. You're blood on my... That's not the turn of phrase that you wanted, damn it. You're about to cock in his ass. Yeah, that's not the turn of phrase that you wanted, damn it.

You have a cock in his eyes. Yeah, that's not the turn of phrase. Anyway, he turns to me and goes... You go, have you farted? I go, no, have you? And you go, no. And then I was like, that's your cock. A, it didn't happen.

Yes, it did happen. You asked me if I farted yeah because you did no I didn't though I 100% know what you're talking about there's only two of us in the room which means it's probably

an outside smell or your knob or it was your gooch I was under the covers how are you fucking you were under the covers with a towel on no

the towel on bit is just completely irrelevant he's talking about a completely different part of the night, right, mate? This is how it just became. Yeah, just do your butterfly, lad. I would love to be in a fire in the water. Anyways, I got a tweet. I got a tweet.

It said... Pull that. God. I got a tweet. Baker's butterfly. Shut up. Baker's butterfly. Oh, fucking hell.

That honks mate that stinks have you farted what's happened to this podcast yourself what was worse is cock or that fart he's giving me the looks now let me read this tweet

do it then shut the fuck up isn't butterfly effect it's a domino effect no let me read this tweet alright do it then shut the fuck up Bick is butterfly isn't butterfly effect covered in anal juice it's a domino effect oh Hitler being rejected

see this is my point I don't understand what a butterfly effect is well Tommy Tommy RIP Hitler being rejected from art school

was the first domino which knocked the rest down and went on to cause World War 2 a butterfly effect oh this guy's an idiot is like stepping on a twig

that causes an earthquake. It's the same fucking thing. No, that's the same thing. It's the same thing. Yeah, literally, it's the exact same thing. Well, here is a butterfly effect read out...

Who said that? Sammy. Fucking idiot. Sammy, you're an idiot. And then, this is actually quite a cool one. Well, I should hope so.

It's your section. Okay, this is actually read out as a butterfly effect. So it's... Like a poem. Yeah. You obviously know Franz Ferdinand. Yeah.

Take me out. When he was assassinated, it caused World War II. Oh, we're not staying in the same... I taught you that. World War I. Germany lose World War I, leading to many problems in Germany. Hitler rises to power in Germany,

which is still angry about the events of World War I, and kicks off and causes World War II. I told you this last week. He told you this week. I taught you all about that. And then Japan join the fight. We know all this. And then Japan attacks Pearl Harbor.

Yes. Then the USA joins the fight. Well, we know all this. And then Japan attacks Pearl Harbor. Yes. Then the USA joins the allies. And, uh... This isn't your section, is it? You're just explaining what happened in World War II. Listen! That's not World War II.

It's just the events of World War II. Do you mind just... This is my point about not understanding... Are they not shutting the fuck up? I'm not even halfway through without you fucking interrupting, you little pricks. Jesus Christ.

Shut the fuck up. For one blooming second. Oh, he's bloomed us. You know what? Get outside. Get out. You're looking angry tomato. Anyways.

The US then, obviously. Oh, just get to it. Do the balance H bomb drops on Hiroshima stop sorry okay the US

this is so boring just get to it they destroy Hiroshima yeah Wolverine saves that Japanese guy do you know how annoying this is to listen to

with people constantly interrupting someone sorry go on I can yell the US then occupy Japan I'll bring over American comic books okay so who bring over American comic books

okay so now we have American comic books in America which is all caused by Franz Ferdinand yeah you mean Japanese comics

I'm gonna walk out I'm actually gonna walk out do you know how fucking irritating this is to listen to it would be Japanese comic books though wouldn't it

shut up stop talking I haven't finished but you said they bring American comic books back to America they bring Japanese comic books I literally never once said that that's exactly what you said no you said they bring American comic books back to America they bring Japanese comic books I literally never once said that

that's exactly what you said no I said they brought American comics over to Japan no you didn't you said brought them back to America I didn't well you'll be able to

watch it back when you watch it this then leads this then leads when you read the comments next time I'm not going to do this I'm not going to do this I'm actually not going to do it

I'm not going to fucking do it okay anyway how about this? All of us, we all agree, we'll be quiet for the next 60 seconds. Okay, go. Do you know how annoying it is for a fucking listener

listening to someone not getting it interrupted constantly? Anyways, the Americans bring over comic books to Japan. This then leads to Japanese anime. Later, an anime book or film, whatever, are made about a raccoon. Many people then start importing raccoons

to keep as pets. Once these raccoons get too big, the owners then release them. Japan, sadly, now has a raccoon infestation. Therefore, the assassination of Franz Ferdinand caused Japan's raccoon problem. That's it. RIP the raccoons in Japan.

Can we speak now? I'm done. I like it. I like it. That would have been interesting. It was interesting. That would have been interesting if all three of you

didn't interrupt every two seconds. What I said was correct though. You said they brought American comic books back to America. I think the only way that would have been interesting is if you brought in

like 40 clowns and like Adam and Uni cycles and like... But what you should do is next time say the end part and then do the... Yeah, yeah, no, yeah, yeah.

You're right. Because you should say this is how the assassination of created a raccoon problem in Japan that hooks us you need to give us the hook okay I'll take that but I like it that was

an improvement on you just explained to us how Hitler rose to power and that's genuine you're looking at me like I'm taking the piss no that's genuine this is better why is he still looking at me like I'm taking the piss. No, that's genuine. This is better. Why is he still looking at me? I thought that was really interesting.

I do think the ending was interesting. Stop. I'm trying to be nice. It's a fact. Do you want to sing me in? No, I think we should end the show. No, sing me in. That's what we're going for. Sing me in, man.

Are we doing mine first or yours? We'll end on yours because I think that's end the show. No, sing me in. That's what we're going for. Sing me in, man. Are we doing mine first or yours? We'll end on yours because I think that's a nice one. We normally, yeah. I actually don't want that. Fuck it, that's on my feed as well. Sing as they do. I'm just going on Instagram.

Oh, Theo, don't be like that. Come on. I'll sing you in. Go on. Wait, you guys follow her? Is it? What, following a fit bird? Oh, shoot me.

Is that not allowed? No, it might have. I like her acting and that. You like Sydney Sweden's actress? I think she's a great actress. I think she's a great actress. Yeah, fantastic. I agree.

Yeah. She's got really great assets for acting. That's enough. I'll sing you in. I think they call us a thirst. Every time I look at you it makes me want to drink bleach tell me a fact

and let me squeeze your peach oh okay that was quite good off the cuff right so would you like to hear would you like to hear which ones have I got today

not particularly if I'm being honest I was supportive of him and now he's being nasty. Tell him, Ray. He's being a nasty boy, isn't he? Me?

Yeah. You picked on me all fucking podcast, pal. I just asked a question. I was intrigued about a scenario you were in. Go on, mum. Go on, mum.

Do you think my cock smells? Give us a fact. It was a question. I mean, technically it does smell. It does smell, yeah. It does smell of something. He could have smelled like minty fresh and I was like, is that it does smell. It does smell, yeah. It could have smelled like minty fresh.

I was like, is that your cock? And you're like, yeah. Stop touching my neck. Smells like bubblegum. To think we could have been at ERA's tour right now. Are you actually

just not going to join in? Say sorry. Would you like to hear about the trial of the dead? Yeah. Okay. Let's take you back to the 1600s. Yeah. Okay. Let's take you back to the 1600s.

Yeah. Okay. It's a bit of a mad time. What century is that? Go on. 15th. No. No,

yeah, it was. It's the 17th. You twat. All right. So, in my head there, I was like,

it's either before or after. I'm like, oh, no, it's before, but it's after it's okay anyways

pretty mad time can you stop touching me please you said you want me to be more loving no not that kind of love it was a bit crazy everyone's it's kind of like

Game of Thrones but like in England and the throne was over through Charles II so essentially like he was there ruling as the king and a geezer

came across called oliver cromwell yeah and he was like oh yeah and he was like we shouldn't have kings we should be a republic and threw charles out charles was human he's like ruled the lands his family's ruler lands for years so he's like this is a fucking fucking joke um yeah my man um and he kills charles's dad kills his dog just fucking like murders his like family and charles is exiled and oliver cromwell comes in he's like right we're a republic anywho um answer me this how did his head end up getting sold about at art exhibits and auctions who um oliver crom's. I'd assume the king and the royal family

dealt with him like they did back in the day and chopped his head off and then sold him. I reckon. To make a point. I should say that, I should say,

because suddenly Oliver dies of kidney stones and has a funeral. But then, his head is in a museum today. I can tell you why right now.

What is going on? I don't... So essentially Oliver came in and he's like, right, we're a republic and then he instantly dies like a week later of kidney stones and they have a funeral. He was probably killed, wasn't he?

And he has a funeral. No, he died of kidney stones. Like legitimately, he died of kidney stones. Really? That's what they wanted you to believe. So everyone comes begging back to Charles and it's like, Charles, come back, we need you

because this geezer's made us a republic and now he's dead. I don't think they've chopped his head off. I think they've kept him as a whole human and he's just like a statue now, isn't he? Is that correct? Well, like, as a mum, he's stuffed.

Like a stuffed polar bear. Yeah, yeah. So all of his dies, they have his funeral, it's very sad, and he's buried and with him dead, everyone begged Charlesles to come

back and charles was like right fine i'm coming back i'm gonna be king but you still all pissed me off and he has like a list of people who wronged him throughout this who like didn't stand by his side and he's gone by putting them all on trial fucking forcing them to answer to the crimes and the top of that list was who oliver cromwell ol Oliver Cromwell's dog. Oliver Cromwell. And his dog. I thought Cromwell was already dead. That's true. And Charles is like,

Oh, but he demanded, Charles, he demanded a trial for a man that was dead. Charles is like, he brought him back and gone, Charles is like,

dig him up then. He's not getting away. They're like, he's dead. And he's like, no, dig him up. He's going on trial. Dig him up, man.

Because he's got off too lightly. So they host a trial for him. But he's, but it's like no dig him up he's going on trial dig him up man because he's got off too lightly so they host a trial for him but he's but it's a dead person yeah dead person and they're going on the stand fuck off

yeah no it's true dead person on the stand and they're having like a court of law about him and like he has his lawyers and his lawyers his lawyers

an interesting response how would he pay the lawyers are you ignoring me how would he pay the lawyers he's dead. Well, his family, I don't know. His family's probably like,

right, we'll get a good lawyer in to try and defend him. So he's on the stand. Did they have court of laws back then? Yeah, yeah, of course. Yeah, of course they did trial. Yeah, of course, man. In the 1600s.

Not the same structure, but yeah. Mate, they had trials in Game of Thrones. Yeah. I've never seen Game of Thrones. Trials in the ballroom department. So like, you know,s of Hartman so like you know Oliver's lawyers

are like well look he's trying to do what's best you know he's died of kidney stones let's let him chill he can't talk for himself can he yeah exactly

and Charles' lawyers are like nah he fucking killed his dog it goes on for months and eventually he decides that he's going to sentence him to be decapitated

ah so they take him out to the gallows, chop his head off and gets buried without a head. Yeah, but where's the head now? In his head,

like his head. Yeah, but also why... So his head's just knocked around for the last 400 years, you mean? Jesus, the football. Do you know what?

I think that is... I think that's true. I believe it. Yeah, but the ad is like mangled... The ad this like mangled corpse like stinking up like the cart. He's like on like the bench. What did they do with it?

Well, the question, obviously they're in the questioning. No, no, but I mean, they decapitated him. No, they weren't. No, they weren't questioning him. Where were you? This is where,

where were you on the 17th of April, 1600, you know what I mean? Because I've done, to probably answer me, you on the 17th of April, 1600? Do you know what I mean? Because I have to probably... Answer me! I have to go through, like, the... You notice how, like, we all stayed quiet during that and listened to you? Oh, my...

No, but I want to know how they preserved his head. They preserved his head and he's in the museum somewhere, but how's that happened? Where's his head? Piper Mastro? You just said... You started with a question. He's in the museum somewhere but how's that happened? Where's his head? Pipe of my shine? You just said You started with a question

He's in the museum You said How did Oliver Cromwell or someone's head end up in a museum? I want to know how they've kept it for 400 years

Is it? That's what you said They pickled it I don't know where his head is No That was what you So

He actually He actually had a good story, which made sense. We all agreed. And then the main bit at the start was it's in a museum. And now you don't... I don't remember it actually saying that.

You just watch it. You just make things up. It's great. I didn't make it up. No, I believe the story, but why did you say how did it end up being in a museum today? I don't know.

Fucking hell. I know where it is. His head was buried. Oh, man. Was it buried with him? Was it buried with him? Nearly in 1960, nearly 300 years

after it was hacked off, his head was buried. So they dug him up again? So it's not in a museum then? You said how did his... The exact location is a secret. I didn't see it. You said how did his head end up in a museum? You did.

You gaslighted me. That was one of your better ones. So they dug the twat up twice? Jesus. Well, fuck him. Apparently his dead face is still a thing or something. He's got a death mask. Ah, that's what they made with the mannequins. Yeah. dead face is still like a thing or something. He's got a death mask. Ah, that's what they made

with the mannequins. Yeah. Oh, as in like a... Death mask. Yeah. The face of his dead face. You should do this, but like Link Taws.

Right, we have a new segment for Tomothy. I don't know what to call it. I don't have a... Tommy's... I don't have a room Tom I want to have because nothing why are you sat like that

you look like Danny Aaron's a bit you sat lovely you sat like my mum on Christmas I'll go on and open that one for me what did you look like I'm waiting for him to finish the segment what did you look like what's going on

I'm waiting for him to finish this segment you're good with names I don't know what that is I'm going to do a little just a short quiz at the end of each

pod and I don't know what I'm going to do for the loser yet I'm going to think of something suggest something in the comments

yeah suggest in the comments what I can do for the overall winner and subscribe I'll do like, I don't know, maybe 10 quizzes. Oh, so any questions? If you win the quiz, you get a point. If you come bottom, you lose a point. GK Tommy.

I don't know how I feel about you doing quizzes because you tried to cheat in a pub quiz the other day. Yeah, he did try and cheat in a pub quiz. That's really, that is poor etiquette. You tried to. And by the way, we definitely weren't the only group chat you messaged. That is poor etiquette. That's embarrassing. You tried to. I tried to. And by the way, we definitely weren't the only group chat you messaged. That is worse.

That's what it was. Who else would I ask? That's worse. Trying and not even getting the answer right is fucking worse. No, we were like, we lost anyway.

As a man of pubs, that's poor pub etiquette. That is terrible. You stupid dick. You defiled the trust of a pub quiz. I what file? Sorry?

Defile what? You dirty bastard. Anyway. No, that one's shit. Obviously skip. You have a name. I said GK Tommy. There we go.

YGK. What's GK? General knowledge. You're better than that. All right. You got something in there. No, not riddle. Oh, that's a great fucking...

Are you Googling? No, no. I've got loads of quizzes. I'm deciding which one to use that's the new that's what it is mate it's questions question why are you looking

like a sad ape you're like that orangutan at Dudley Zoo then you didn't like that we interrupted the story before now you sound very honest it's just a lack of respect

well let's go deep side with it there wasn't we were just we were just finding the funny you know what I mean we were finding the funny mine was mine was a lack of respect. Well, let's go deep side with it. There wasn't. We were just finding the funny. You know what I mean? We were finding the funny. Mine was a distinct lack of respect for the man.

It was a joke, Theo. Come on. We were finding the funny, man. Right. Question number one. What five colours make up the Olympic rings? Beat Buzz. Should I say them?

Yeah, go. Green, yellow, red, blue, and white. Incorrect. Oh my God. You got lost. It's four and it's black, right? I need five colours, Reeve. Oh, sorry.

Blue, red, yellow, green, black. Correct. I'm not surprised you said white. Correct. I said white. Yeah. Question number two. You two should know this.

You have a spider on your foot. Who, me? Or Reeve? Who? That's the question, isn't it? Anyway. It's either dead or not. Was it me? wonder who it was

question number two what is the largest stadium in Scotland and I need the stadium name Buzz Buzz is it Hamden Park incorrect

ooh erm er er I don't know any names Buzz Ibrox it's not

no way it's the one that McGregor was going to fight I can't remember what names Buzz Ibrox it's not no way it's the one that McGregor was going to fight I can't remember what it's called that's Ireland and that's Evie though

isn't it oh okay you Buzz then go I have no idea Buzz is it Murrayfield yes correct

two from two Reeve I have a strong feeling I'm just going to lose you two are fucking idiots I'm definitely shit at this. Question number three.

You should know this, by the way. I don't know anything. What is New Zealand's football team's nickname? Three, two, one. Incorrect. Fucking hell. Oh, shit. That's Australia, isn't it?

Is it the same as the rugby team, Kiwis? incorrect fucking hell oh shit that's Australia innit B is it the same as the rugby team Kiwis that isn't there nickname me that's a no I know it

do you know what New Zealand as a country are called the Kiwis that's what the rugby team's called yeah damn

I know it oh yeah no you can if you know it you can go magpies no you fucking idiot black and white innit Damn. I know it. Oh yeah, no, you can, if you know it, you can go. Magpies. No.

You fucking idiot. Black and white, innit? It's not, is it? It's just all black. Or is it? Or are they? I don't know. Why should I know it? Because you had Chris Wood.

It's Kiwi. That is New Zealand, right? The Kiwis are New Zealand, yeah. I thought I was getting confused. But the teams have names. So the rugby team is the All Blacks. The soccer team is the something. Oh, I don't know this.

It's basically the same. I've no idea, mate. I don't know anything. It's basically the same as the rugby team other than All All Whites. I need a buzzer. Buzz? All Whites.

Yes, it's the All Whites. Is that actually? Yeah! Yeah, the All Whites. So that's one to you. Here we go. That is so random. Question number four.

This may... Now... Why don't you just read it? No, I know, but I don't you just read it no I know but I don't want arguments here my answer is my answer do you know what this

show is is your answer the same answer that rang on the phone yes it's not is it it's going to be the wrong answer no no no

it's not anyway what is the most played sport in America ah so it's not going to be the obvious one two

one basketball beep incorrect baseball correct damn is it actually now soccer with no the women's um number five so it's two one one if one of you gets this it goes for a total break who was the highest paid athlete of the decade between 2010 and 2020, that decade? Three, two, one. Chris Aminol. Incorrect. Beep.

Messi? Incorrect. Fucking. Buzz. LeBron. Incorrect. You're wrong. Did they have to be played?

A retired athlete what now they're retired I'm not telling you that it was between 2010 and 2020 who made the most who made the most money

no incorrect Neymar no Buzz Tom Brady no Merweather yes

fuck off like money you gotta think his fights were like he'd get like a hundred million a fight and he had a lot of them

if he fought like twice a year he was called money no more than that like when he fought McGregor he got like 300 million

is he really yeah yeah he gets money him like 300 million and then he spends it all so he keeps having to do exhibitions

how do you spend 300 million honestly that's why he does exhibitions. He spends all his money and everything. On books, right? He's just got failed business. Right. He's got, like, failed stripper businesses and stuff, allegedly.

So, you two are into the final. Me? You got two right. You got two right. Theo got one. Bloody Olympic rings. This one is a slogan so what slogan what company has the slogan

the happiest place on earth he doesn't know oh my god I've heard this buttons no I've heard Disneyland yeah you're right yeah good job we're gonna need Disney World No. I've heard. Buzz Disneyland. Yeah, you're right.

Yeah, good job. We're going to need... Disney World? What's the company? Disney. Correct. Okay. Subscribe.

Please subscribe. Buy some merch at shoppeachside.com. Happiest place on earth. We should go to Disney. Over there. North Korea versus Disney World. Which is better? Two teams.

Oh, the happiest place on earth and basically no one knows if they're happy or not yeah bye everyone you made it to the end well done you if you haven't already

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