Back Side - 22: Back Side FALLOUT Over This! Theo Baker’s Cringe YouTuber Date & The Moth Man is REAL...

Episode Date: September 12, 2024

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Welcome to a new episode of Backside with me, Reeve, Theo Baker, Tom Garrett and Lewis Bowden. If you haven't already hit follow, why not tap it right now for new episodes every week. And if you want to see more Backside, catch us on YouTube, TikTok and Instagram, where all you have to do is search Backside. Let's get into it. I've had a terrible start to my morning. Yeah. I've skunk out all London.

You've actually ruined my morning. You've passed out a lot of people as well you've ruined mine do you know what would make your morning better what carry on

what do you reckon smelled worse this morning your morning breath or the hands my hands by the way I wash my hands what your hands

are from gloves okay no no no so I got a protein shake just bought it what were you doing before that training no no I bought it yesterday left it in the fridge for this morning but what were you like why did you buy it where

have you been boxing that was a reach worth it projects a lot on that because we're probably going to spend half hour about him guys by the way we were sat there i was saying nothing about my training he's like yeah lewis you think you're working so hard you can last a day in my life and i was like i didn't even I didn't even see anything. The other day, literally Liv said to me, does Theo do anything other than train?

I was like, no, he says every time he trains, he has to upload it onto his story. That's really funny. Yeah, why don't you put the mic to your mouth so people can hear you.

They can hear that. Oh, that was a good comeback. But, um... That's really sad because actually I paid her a compliment this morning. Did you? What, to the tenants? No, you didn't.

I'm telling you. He just said, oh, wow. Me and Jodie were saying, oh, she's doing a really good job. Oh, look at him now. He's trying to make me... I didn't say it

She said it She just said basically She basically said He just said that Where's that from You said I've got blue feet What the fuck Basically she said

You're a fucking boring saddo Who just uploads yourself On your bike So maybe next time Upload something else Like making your friends Down a pint Something cool

That's pretty cool That's pretty bad I don't belong In the sheep world I'm not I don't give into peer pressure yeah you're a wolf

I'm a wolf yeah you're a worm I'm actually not a wolf actually I'm a male tiger because wolves hunt in packs I'm a lone

a lone wolf a lone tiger oh it stinks man I'm not smelling them so basically I've already done it I shook up the protein shit, right?

As you do. And then I opened it. That's already a weird technique. Well, I don't want to do that in public because... Can I ask what protein shit it was? It wasn't... I don't...

He doesn't know the brand name. I don't know what the brand name was, but I bought it from like... It might be. Did you get it from Tesco? Was it like the nourishment, the tins? No, it wasn't.

Because you know the ones you get in Tesco, like the recovery... No, they're just the ones that you know the ones you get in Tesco like the recovery no they're just the ones that you get it's the only ones that Sands resell that cannot be true though they are the same ones

you get at Tesco they're the meal deal ones you know those like yeah yeah yeah if you shake them they do oh are they like they got like a blue wrapping

yeah oh no they call it like a milk carton those ones no no it's a bottle it's the blue wrapping but if you shake them they do go

well I found that out because I opened it, it exploded, but I don't mind about that too much, but it fucking stunk. That must have been like 10 years out of date. I swear to God.

It wouldn't have stuck a 10 year out of date. It spilled, right? I just put it straight in the bin and I was on a station. I was the only one on the station at the time. Everyone came,

sat next to me, walked away, sat next to me, walked away. I swear to God, every person I feel kept coming to me and then just leaving me and walk away i swear to god every person i feel kept coming to me and then just leaving me and i was like this is so fucking embarrassing and i've

never noticed people do that before i washed my hands twice already now and they still stink sticky protein stinks of shit doesn't it it shouldn't from just one night he's been boxing it's it's disgraceful it wasn't like a mix of like you sweaty boxing glove hand mixed with like I wasn't boxing this morning these were fresh hands oh you didn't go boxing this morning no rest this

one so why were you late this morning I thought you said training you said you were training this morning no no I was getting the train this morning wait I don't

get it because you were late this morning though yeah yeah because the overground was fucked no you said you were late because you were training they didn't

so yeah yeah the overground so you. No, you said you were late because you were training. They didn't. So you had a morning off and you just... Wait, what? I just spent it with my lovely woman who I've just never been able to see. Why didn't you do... Would you go out for breakfast? No, I just sort of slept.

I've not been sleeping too much so I got some nice sleep in. 87% recovery, you know. How much recovery? 87%. That's really impressive. Well done. We'll take that.

Safety. What sleep percentage did you get? Like 82. I'm like in like two hours sleep. This is what they tune in for, guys. I only ever get like 50% sleep. It's so crap. I'll tell you what, they're loving this.

This is content. Knowing about Theo's sleep do you know who dressed the elephant in the room what Taylor Swift yeah can I just say

in the order that these episodes are going out nobody even knows you went to Taylor Swift two weeks ago you went to Taylor Swift two weeks ago we might as well

not talk about it I can talk about it we might as well not was it a magical evening it was actually great no it was great why are you encouraging him it was great it was his best day of his life we need to let him talk about a magical evening it was actually great no it was great why are you encouraging him it was great

and also it was his best day of his life we need to let him talk about it it was Chris's second time watching it I was a bit concerned with how many lyrics he knew and not only that

I'm not having this I'm not having you putting Chris down and beating 50 you jump on the chance to go twice he knew the songs that you shouldn't know

the lyrics to but what was even more scary is that every song she sang so she's had like a lot of ex-boyfriends yep really he was like oh this is that every song she sang, so she's had like a lot of ex-boyfriends. Yeah. Really?

He was like, oh, this is about, you know, every- Oh, that's weird. Every ex-boyfriend. I rate that though, because if you go twice, you should actually be like a genuine Swifty. Oh, he was more than a Swifty. He was swapping friendship bracelets. I'd be more annoyed at the people that are spending like multiple grand

to go there and they barely know our songs who did that no I'm just saying if you spend like two grand you go there and you're like I don't know

so did your dream come true did you like my caption I wanted to point it off that's exactly why I did it dreams do come true

and then I put a smiling crying face wait is this the dream about you being best friends with Travis Kelsey or what? Just, oh. Dreams do come true. No, I'm asking. Oh, I didn't even clock that.

Do you not like... It was a great... Do you not like proper music? The spectacle was actually kind of nuts. Like, I've never heard... Like, I'm not even joking. At one point, we had to put our fingers in the air because people were screaming that loud.

Damn. That's fucking annoying no for that bit yeah it was actually really annoying I just think I think she'd be great live but the crowd

that comes with Taylor Swift I don't think I could bear for that amount of time people were on the floor doing like daisy chains yeah no that shit will

and do you know what that's a problem on me because that stuff makes me irrationally angry yeah because they're just enjoying themselves but it still makes me irrationally angry yeah because they're just enjoying themselves but it still makes me irrationally angry

yeah it's like watching people do a TikTok dance in public yeah like they're just minding their own business doing it

I fucking hate it though yeah I'm like that especially when it's in the pub it'll be a garden yeah when I got on the overground and there's some guy sat there

and he's the stinkiest fucking guy that I've ever seen I will say it was actually a really cool spectacle like it was cun nuts everyone says she's a mate yeah i'd go also i mean i wouldn't pay five grand like you did but it's seven oh sorry seven and a half i know your deal is kind of mad right the show was three and a half hours long just her too long no breaks right we left like two songs early to get miss the train but the what to get the wait wait wait what but that's the big finale

that's the big finale that she builds up to because we had the set lift up with us and the last three songs we didn't really know he said honestly there's not like a big ending that you can do and we want it there's more people there than england games I don't get I had a mate who took I had a mate who convinced me the same thing when we seen Liam Gallagher

at a festival and my mate convinced us that like yeah just leave early we've seen him before he doesn't do any more how early is it

left early does all his fucking Oasis songs afterwards does a massive encore for like 30 minutes he tried to get did you know what's annoying

he tried to get me to leave early at Stormzy the day after I was like fuck off fuck off where is this what festival

Leeds okay it's a bit different because Chris has seen it before yeah he did loads of them I missed it all

what was I going to say probably something boring how many bonus did you get throughout the performance none she has no

sex appeal what you wouldn't fuck Tyler Swift look at his face no but do you know what I mean like there's not

she hasn't got that like sex aura she doesn't do you not do you not think I love you for God's sake do you not think that though

I can't I wouldn't describe her as sexy yeah do you know what I mean but fuck her but is that just cause if she wasn't Taylor Swift no but is that just because you if she wasn't taylor swift no no she's very attractive even if she started the tour like looking pretty

plump and genuinely sexy she's 132 well that's what i'm gonna say right so it's a three and a half hours she must have lost so much weight three and a half hour show that was a 132nd show and she's still got to do america yeah how do you have that energy to do that what three hours a night nah mate 132 shows three and a half hours it's not just like going out and singing a song

no I understand it is impressive that is draining she gets the rewards for it no I'm not saying that Bruce Springsteen does that and he's like 70 hours yeah I find that quite impressive

oh dear yeah he's like I don't know how old he actually is but he does consistently three and a half hour shows like night oh dear yeah he's like I don't know how old he actually is but he does consistently three and a half hour shows like night after night

and he sings like this and he properly goes yeah well he does for you but that's his natural voice yeah now that hurts I don't think he's putting it on

yeah now but you have to reach for that now you have to reach for that but yeah no artists touring artists are very underappreciated, I think.

It is difficult. Sorry, your impression of Bruce Springsteen is going, Yeah, yeah. I'm in a university. His throat after, he's like, Fuck it, get me a strepsil. I think that's just his natural voice. No, he's putting it on.

No, he's not. Why would he put it on? No, because it's so hard for him to speak. It's so hard for him to speak. It's like, it's like, what's his name? Fucking Tyson Fury. It's like, it's hard for him to speak.

No, no. He's not putting that on. He's fucking normal. He's not having an issue with his throat. Yeah, but he saw he had to work hard to speak. I'm fighting, man. I'm fighting. And he finishes an interview,

he goes, fucking hell, that was a lot of energy. Yeah, he goes, I'm fucking hell, that was a lot of energy. He's turned into Chris Smalling you're an idiot never heard

Chris Smalling no Chris Smalling you've never heard the Chris Smalling interview no who listens to

Chris Smalling yeah Chris Smalling still knocking about though that famous centre off anyway

what was I going to ask you looked quite far back I what was I going to ask oh you looked quite far back I thought you were going to be closer I'm guessing because you were central

we were central so look we actually had a really good view we were in the lower third at Wembley like facing it right were you in a box

no I was in the normie seat didn't look it it was really you can't say normie seats when it costs five grand a ticket it's not really enormis.

She did put on a show though. She brought out... What's her name? Florence and the Machine. Really? That's pretty cool. That's class. I didn't know they had a song together.

I didn't know they had a song. Yeah, they did. Chris was the entire time going, that's Lana Del Rey. That's more embarrassing that he knows all the songs where it has like an actual discography

and that you can see like who's on the set list as well. It says like Flourishing Machine, ex-Taylor Swift, Florida. You can see him on the screen. Bring out Lana Del Rey who she doesn't have a song with anyway. You can see on the screen, that doesn't look like Lana Del Rey.

Yeah. Is Chris a nerd? Yeah. Obviously. Sorry, what? I'm not really a nerd. Have you watched any of his videos ever? He's a fucking freak.

There's about 50 Lord of the Rings references per video. But there's a lot of people who like Lord of the Rings who aren't nerds. No, he's a dork. He's a lucky dork. Sorry, who religiously watches Lord of the Rings that isn't a nerd? Yeah. I'd really like you to point that person out. Okay, right, well, that's not a good defense.

You're a nerd. Yeah, I know. That's why I'm saying it. Is he going out with that Lord of the Rings girl now then? No. No.

Oh, why? Just didn't work out. Damn. I did try and pressure him to see if he shagged her, but he wouldn't release that information to me. People did...

I feel like he did, oh mate he's a stud he gets busy who else got busy damn proud when uh you know that she's got a song with Post Malone

yep and when it started playing they brought out like a bed or something that would have been way better everyone lost their minds shagged at Post Malone

on Saturday there's like a 100,007 year old watching it that's a bit inappropriate to be shagging Post Mal their minds they shagged to Portsmouth it's like a 100,000 seven year old that's a bit inappropriate to be shagging Portsmouth that would have

been a good cameo they should have done it like Edge and Leet I don't remember that on wrestling when they

started shagging in the ring but they were not under the quilts they weren't actually shagging they might have

been shagging what are you looking for now the Chris Smalling interview is talking about oh no it's not that

important did you get it did you get it it's a massive feeling I heard it's been about 30 years or something but to do it in

our home country sounds like you yeah I know he does but you just wouldn't expect that okay anyway be honest Eels is that better in your

head than when you listen back to it you know when you I thought, okay, anyway. Be honest, Theo, is that better in your head than when you listen back to it? I sent that thing out. You know when your brain is different? I thought he sounded like Mickey Mouse. It's just a normal blow.

It's just a normal sound. Normal southern blow. Well, that's Theo's best day of his life. So, what are your boys' best days of your life? The best day of my life? Oh my God. What Theo's best day of his life. So what are your boys' best days of your life?

Best day of my life? Oh my God. What's the best day of your life? Genuinely, up there was... Coming the first time on pitch side? Yeah, probably me and Liv. Honestly, the semi-final, the Holland-England semi-final was one of the best days of my life.

That was... Yeah, that was a great day. That actually was a great day. Beating Germany? No, no, because I was there was there wasn't I for the Holland game it was different like actually being there it was genuinely one of the best

yeah watching Rory stumble around pavements for wait you were there yeah he went didn't he what the fuck can you walk around I was there

I know you both went you both were there why didn't we say hello because I was on the other side oh just like when you ignore me at Ascot it was probably that probably yeah well it was Gav who went but you went and you didn't even know he? Because I was on the other side. Oh, just like when you ignore me at Ascot. It's probably that.

Probably, yeah. Well, it was Garvey. You went and you didn't even know he was there. Also, you like drove there and you weren't there till like the day of. Coldplay was good last year. What the hell? They give you little moon glasses, don't they? What else?

Did you get those? I got wristbands. It's pretty sad, I can't think. It is. Like, it is a bit of a deep one, isn't it? The best stable. Yeah, but in the concert

they give you like moon glasses so when the fireworks go off there's like distorted... Oh, that's what I saw on TikTok at Coldplay concerts. They just give you wristbands with the light show. A bit disappointing.

It's hard to just not go automatically to something football related. Well, yeah. Wembley girl. You're a deep person, Reeve. I really enjoyed my 30th birthday. I thought that's probably...

Well, the day before actually because we technically celebrated that as my birthday. But it was like a really wholesome weekend by the seaside. Yeah, that was a fun night. That was when we went out, wasn't it? Didn't we go out for a bit?

No, all of us. Went to the picnic. Oh, no, we just stopped by at the London Fields. Oh, that was... Yeah, that was... Part of the weekend, but't we go out for a bit no all of us went to the picnic oh no we just stopped by at the London Fields oh that was yeah that was part of the weekend but you went

that was good though you went afterwards didn't you yeah yeah I was talking about the weekend oh sorry it's alright I actually can't think of one seeing Newcastle

in the Champions League these are just moments they're not days though surely but the day of it okay the best day of my life it's it okay the best day of my life it's going to be the best day of my life

because I could say something Saf like I don't know like signing for but it wasn't yeah I don't remember that being

like the best day of my life honestly genuinely like the the Columbia game in 2018 that was one of the best we was up Brum oh mate that was one of the best we was up Brum oh mate that was one of the best days ever

or like a festival something like that I don't know I enjoy like a pub crawl or a pub golf pub golf's always good

they're actually out there some of the best days of my life yeah it's just a vibe for the entire afternoon yeah and you know at the start of the day

you've just got so much fun to do yeah yeah you bottled our one Yeah. And you know, at the start of the day, you just got so much fun. Yeah. Yeah. You bottled our one. You're too busy at the game. Bottling it though, is it?

Well, we did replace you with a pretty cool guy. Yeah, pretty cool guy. Mine, and this isn't for you, so you don't get

full of yourselves, but I was on holiday and I found out I had this, got this job on holiday. So I was on holiday. I got this job and also it saved me from going to this job on holiday. So I was on holiday. I got this job and also it saved me

from going to the Falklands. So that was a pretty fantastic day. What the fuck are you going to go to the Falklands? That's where they were sending me next and I didn't have a choice. So like, so like, it wasn't the fact that

I was just getting a job moving here. It was the fact that I was like, I'm not going to the fucking Falklands. But a lot of these memories are like quite recent, aren't they? That's two years ago, more than two years now

that's what I'm saying no but I mean like your best day of your life might have been when you were 16 your best day of your life might be when you get fired it could be

this is where you do it and you have to go to the Falklands I think that's a difficult question to answer I have loads of great days and memories but I can't think of

I reckon between the period of when I was like three to eight every single day was the best day of my life. Yeah, we felt like. Just shitting yourself everywhere. I actually do have a memory of one.

Go on then. Long time ago. In a galaxy far, far away. Last Thursday, wasn't it? No, it was one night where me and Stan would just play Call of Duty until like 6am. Do you know what? So which day are you counting?

The day before or the 12 till 6 something happened and then basically we had to go pick him up so he'd come and stay at my house I said bring your TV and your Xbox

little lamp I had a little dual screen in my room oh lamp and we played till like 6, 7am damn so which are you counting

the 12 till 7 period or the pre 12 well I was on party chat and I was like hello Dan something happened and then he went I was like hello Dan something happened

and then he went I was like fuck this is bad and then we came and got him and played that wasn't the question

that wasn't the question it's like so which day are you counting is it the day until midnight or are you

counting the 24 hour period okay right potter cup for me winning the potter cup by the way that's booked in that is booked in

so next week on next episode I'll be coming back I'll bring the trophy in because we're bringing it home tell everyone what happened last time you played okay so

history and back potter cup you know it's just basically ride a couple better with my friendship group year one backstory Lewis come on

why is it called the potter cup one of my friends who doesn't like football went to a stork game with his work friends and he was seen on a story saying

up the potters not the truth and we thought that was funny because he was trying to be cool and blended it's not the truth it is the truth because they bully him

call him specky potter that is also the truth specky potter so year one it's covid it's covid everyone got into golf didn't they

so we're like let's do a tournament so we had our first year who wins it team sededgefield we come back you're from Sedgefield you're saying that

though we know I'm team Fishburne year two we come back stronger better faster team Fishburne

take a back so there's only two teams Sedgefield and Fishburne team Fishburne Sedgefield three day tournament I understand that where's team Newcastle

let's not be Sunday Gooses wait so people can only play if they're part of that area the teams are set the teams are set the teams are set

for life he's good at golf we should get him in it's set for life you can't leave and everyone has to be there every year it doesn't matter if

you have kids or girlfriends or any of that bollocks you could turn the potter cart into it's gonna be a festival one day yeah

it's gonna be a golf festival live golf a golf drinking festival don't bring her into it yeah year three though we went abroad and it came down to the second to last hole a par three ridiculous thing i remember a par three and let me tell you like this is serious stuff it's not like oh it's not like we're playing a tournament it's fun like this is fucking serious like we're chatting shit we've we're my we're like 10 shots behind no you said you said no no wait wait no wait like we're playing a tournament it's fun like this is fucking serious like we're chatting shit we've we're my we're like 10 shots behind no you said no no wait wait no wait yeah we're fucking miles behind about 14 shots ahead going into the last no no no no no no you'll think of

a difference so we were originally we were like ahead of this hole there was a group in front of us who was part of a team central fishburne their parent we were like 10 shots behind one of their guys fucking absolutely chokes it shoots like 13 on it on yeah something like

I swear to god and think we're on the tee box there so every time he misses they're like yes and it's fucking going crazy

they can see him putting on the green and it's just like lipping out and the crowd's going mad I can tell you and everyone in Portugal is like

who is going to win Tensfield or Fisherman I don't think you realise And the crowd's going mad. I can tell you. And everyone in fucking Portugal is like, who is going to win? Churchfield or Fisherman? I don't think you realise. We had already accepted defeat a bit. It was just like, it was over. But this par three was so hard, man. And he was fucking chunking it. That ain't a par three.

Yeah, chunking it and chunking it and chunking it. And they go on. And he thinks he's choked the entire pot of cup, right? So I step up onto this they're going on to the 18th um and i know i literally just need to like just just play chill man like he is absolutely just fucking stunk the gaff up um so the other guy hits first he goes like into the bunker but he's made it over the lake in the middle what you got to do is just nice i just need chill easy i could hit it all the way over to the left into the rough,

avoid all the water and then just hit it back in. Easy. I go for the green because I'm like, well, let's, yeah, let's do this. Water.

I'm like, okay, that's fine, it's fine. Like, this guy's literally hit like 15 or something before me, so like, we're clearly ahead. Hit it again. Water.

Why don't you go to the drop zone? I'm getting, I'm getting shit. This is a very big point of contention Theo because I was like I don't think it is

given what you finished I said I said I said I think at minimum the drop zone is the

most irrelevant point about your score at this point I was like I'll just take I'll go to the drop zone and the mate was like who was on the other team

saying oh no there isn't one there isn't one there isn't one he claims he wasn't doing dirty play there I think that's foul play and he just wanted me to keep shaking

why don't you just aim to the left oh cheers cheers mate do you understand this is the pot of fucking cup right I've been sat on that tee for 15 minutes like cooling down

there's another group behind me watching everything's on my shoulders and he's telling me there's not a drop zone which there fucking was in the end you prick how do you know that because we walked past it at the end of what i'm about to say and i was like you fucking knobhead anyway if you've hit it in the water first go yeah why don't you just like instead of going for the green again just hit to the left feel this is very good in hindsight yeah it's very

you are annoying when you do this. No, there's a big lake there. Why don't you just get an all-in-one? There's a lake in the middle. So at this point, you're on your fifth shot.

Yeah, fifth shot. He's hit it into the water twice. He's dropped again. He's on his fifth shot. And to paint this, there's a lake in the middle. There's the green, which is really thin and long

and bunker, bunker, left and right. So it's fucking like so hard to just get yourself in the good stuff. I mean, I think I hit it into the water another two times. Twice? You're on a nine? Yeah, and at this point, like even the guy in Team Cedric along with, he's like,

Borden, what are you doing? Wait, so is it a two pair from Cedric or a two pair from Fish? Or you play one v one? I think there was three twos doing stroke play. It's final day. So we're the final pair, and so we're the ones bringing it in.

And he's like, what are you doing? It was kind of embarrassing. There's people right there. He lost four balls on that one. So I think I eventually make it over on this one and go into the sand. We walk past the fucking drop point, prick, and this became a big argument afterwards about cheating.

Is that the cup over there by the way? no no the cup's with team Sedgefield back home so you don't even have it? I get into the bunker hit it into the other bunker

hit it into the other bunker hit it onto the other bunker hit it onto the green my final score was a 17 on the par 3 when someone had just hit a 15 before me and handed us the cup

and we went on to lose by the way we went on to lose 14 over par on the hole we had that whole argument going on arguments on the phone

blah blah blah coming in the last hole it's because of your shit though you're trying to blame someone for your own mistake we lost by like 1 or 2 what do you think Stoke you could have got

you could have got I lost it you could have got 13 mate when I said hey this is it's not it doesn't bode well for the fucking Misfits fight because I crumbled

under that pressure yeah what I've taken away from this is that you bottle it under pressure oh that was just fucking terrifying Stokey well done for the win then mate

yeah well done mate you earned it but also I did question him at times like what surely there's like after 12 no this is the

no no you've got to play out in Potter Cup you have to keep hitting surely there's like after 12 no this is the pot of cup no no you've got to play out in pot of cup you have to keep hitting you have to keep hitting stroke players you can hit a 40

if you're shit well you could try yeah but it's serious business man our mate who's travelling around the world at the moment

if two of the players went 15 and 17 on a pot oh no mate our friend who's travelling around the world at the moment, scheduled to come back just to play the pot of cup, and then he's going off over to fucking Canada or something.

It's like we, it's a big deal. So I'm going to bring it on. That's good that you have some sort of hub that keeps your friendship group coming back to you. Yeah, man. It's not heckling. It's not. Too scary, man.

What is it? It is end of this month, start heckling it's not too scary man when is it it is it is end of this month but by the time next week's episode I will have the trophy here wow

wow we look forward to that then Lewis I'm going to come and watch and heckle from the bushes actually it might it might actually be a few weeks time

okay shut up good stuff man yeah that's fucking amazing I can't wait to see the pot of cup in the flesh I actually mean I mean I'm hooked I've never met someone that's hit like I can't wait to see the pot of cup in the flesh I mean I'm hooked I've never met

someone that's hit like a 17 on a hole no honestly though I reckon anyone who plays any sort of sport or golf create a tournament

with your friends and fucking get a trophy in we have our kits we have yeah your red team right yeah we have

we have the red kit and then we had we made a white and golden one for because we were the champions. We like Arsenal, but Houston win. We had our championship kit. You didn't win either.

We did. We won the second year. So we had our championship kit. How many years has it been running now? Three, so we're coming up to the fourth year. It's 2-1 Sedgefield at the moment. Wait, so Lewis, on a losing year, you'll wear your red. So you'll wear red this year,

but say you win this year, next year you'll wear your white and gold. We need this year but say you win this year next year you'll wear your white and gold we need to get a new kit in this year really what colours do they wear? blue blue and then white and gold

yeah but like no no they don't have the like the will to make oh they're just focused on they didn't even have a kit the first year they're embarrassing

I made our logo on photoshop they just got one off the internet yeah a bit keen on it you're a sadder aren't you yeah nice well you got me you got me they just got one off the internet yeah a bit keen you're a sadder aren't you yeah nice

well you got me I got you yeah I'm hooked thanks man off the podcast is it going to be TV on TV

it will be one day you should live stream it I didn't want to make a documentary you know what I mean wow so many people that would actually do well yeah yeah

please get a reenactment no I wanted to do like a full on last year like a full on like you know what I mean wow so many people that would actually do well yeah yeah you made it properly please get a reenactment no I wanted to do like a full on last year like a full on like you have the overview of the course yeah like full on

serious mockumentary yeah interviews and then imagine when you're 60 year old you're looking back someone has made something like that didn't they

they're like they're in like a backyard something and they've done like tournaments and they make a mockumentary about it it's quite interesting

it's good man it's like what's that a tag where they play a game of TIG yes. It's quite interesting. It's good, man. It's like, what's that tag where they play a game of TIG every single year for the rest of their life? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's Ed Helm, isn't it?

Yeah, man. Why don't you bring Dom along? Stay in touch with your childhood. You know what I mean? Yeah. Philosophy. Ollie? What about it?

Do you have one? Philosophy. Philosophy! Lewis gave me 25 seconds to prepare this one. So I went on Google and I thought wow what kind

of philosophical questions could I bring to the table today and how soon will these pair try and change the question

and unsurprisingly I think this might be the one to last the longest out of all the philosophies oh wow go on then

Theo you'll really enjoy this one it's food related oh there we go how long would it take to eat five donuts even even better is it is a hot dog a sandwich oh can't be no it's a hot no it's a hot dog no but is it a sandwich no it's like saying is spaghetti a sandwich what no it's not like saying that because a sandwich is something between two bits of bread, a bun. No. It's more of a burger. What?

It's not a burger. It's not a burger. It's a burger. It's a hot dog. It's its own entity. It's a burger. No, because... No, the hot dog is the hot dog. Yeah.

That is the bun. If you get given a hot dog without the bun, it's still a hot dog. It's a sausage. What? It's not. You can go to a stand and ask for a hot dog with a different sausage than a... The hot dog sausage you're talking about. Yeah, but that's a hot dog. No, it's not. You can go to a stand and ask for a hot dog with a different sausage than the one you took, the hot dog sausage you're talking about.

Yeah, but that's a hot dog. No, it's not. It is. Yeah, it is. It's a frankfurter. Yeah, but that's a hot dog. No, it's a frankfurter. People refer to them

as hot dogs. Yeah, it is a frankfurter. If you had a hot dog... Okay, no, okay. Frankfurter. If you go to a hot dog eating contest, they just eat the hot dog.

A hot dog is the entire entity. You're chatting shit. Otherwise, you've got a frankfurter and a... Theo, when you buy them... Yeah, so that's a sandwich. Theo, when you buy them at the shop, it says hot dog.

It becomes a hot dog. It says hot dog on the thing, No one's buying the hot dog jars. They're fucking grim. It says hot dog. Well, they still exist, though. What do you mean it's grim? What do you buy?

How do you buy hot dogs? Like a frankfurter? I'm not getting jarred sausage. That's what... Are you Tori? What, are you too good to have a jarred hot dog tin tin

I used to have a tin we used to half them put it into bread and then put tomato sauce on it and have a hot dog sandwich that would be a sandwich that's bread but what

the whole point is the bun is a hot dog it's not no because if you cut the back end of the thing and it's two it's a burger

separate pieces that's technically it's not a fucking the thing and it's two separate pieces, that's technically a sausage burger. It's not a fucking burger. It is. It's not a burger. It is, because the bun. But you're making the same argument that the meat is what's called the burger. All right, let me ask you this, right?

No, that's a hamburger. It is a calzone. I'm only asking you a calzone. Oh, I've just made a class point. Oh, yeah, yeah, you're right. Ew, ew, how about this? Oh, no, hang on a second. You're chatting shit.

I've made a class point. It's a beef patty, isn't it? Look. Well, we were actually just talking, but okay ew, how about this? Oh, no, hang on a second. You're chatting shit. I've made a class point. It's a beef patty, isn't it? Look. Well, we were actually just talking, but okay. It's still not a burger, though. You have a burger. Yeah. It's a hamburger inside.

A chicken burger. Chicken. So it's not... The entity is the burger of the bun. I agree with that. So therefore, a hot dog is also a burger. Sausage burger. The hot dog is just the middle one.

No, it's not. It is. Because you have a hamburger, a chicken burger. No, because... The word that stays the same, despite different meats, is burger. No, it's not. It is. Because you have a hamburger, a chicken burger. The word that stays the same despite different meats is burger. No, no.

A sausage McMuffin is technically a sausage burger. No, it's a muffin. It's a different type of bread. Yeah. That's the same as a hot dog. It's a different type of bread. It's the same bread.

It's a bun. It's just a different shape. No. It's a bun. It's a different shape, you twat. That's the most aggressive we've been on philosophy. No, no, no. What I was saying. What do you mean? You can't just say it's not. It's a different chip, you twat. That's the most aggressive we've been on philosophy. No, no, no.

What I was saying. What do you mean? You can't just say it's not. It is. It fucking is. I told you it's a good one. There's no seeds on fucking... There's not always seeds on a burger, you know.

There mainly is. Why do you keep getting so angry? It's not a burger. Relax. It's just a hot dog. Here's what I'm saying. I just said to Ollie, actually. I knew what calzone is.

Yeah. Yeah. Is that a burger? No. No, it's calzone. Exactly. My just said to Ollie actually. I knew what calzone is. Yeah. Yeah. Is that a burger? No. No, it's calzone. Exactly. My fucking point. It's a hot dog.

That is such a terrible point. That is such a horrendous point on every level. Folded pizza. It's dough. It's completely different. Dough is a form of bread. Oh, Theo, you're arguing so bad. It is so bad.

And it's folded over into a sandwich. No one in the world would agree. Do you know what a calzone is? You said one in the world would agree is it a pizza sandwich do you know what a calzone is you said a burger alright is it a pizza sandwich what are you talking about it's a folded over pizza

it's not folded over pizza how are you why are you asking it's a calzone that's so irrelevant to what we're talking about it's crazy no no

well my point is it's his own entity it's his own entity it's his own entity it's not a hot dog isn It's his own entity. It's his own entity. It's not a hot dog. A hot dog isn't its own entity, though. It's a burger. Okay, when you go to Five Guys,

they have burgers and then they have a hot dog. It's not a sausage. It's ice cream and something like that. You see that? He's thinking about the Five Guys. The menus in his head. Yeah, it can't be. It's not a burger.

A hot dog is... A burger. A hot dog is a hot dog. Sandwich, no? I don't think it's a sandwich. A hot dog hot dog isn't... That is so incorrect. It's unbelievable.

I actually agree with you. I think a hot dog is a hot dog. It is... I know the sausage can be referred to and is referred to as a hot dog on its own, but also the meal of a hot dog inside the bun is a hot dog. It's called a hot dog.

So it's like, for example, here's another one for you. To fuck you over. Fucking hell. Here we go. Is spaghetti bolognese a steak? This is so stupid. What the hell are you on about? What the fuck are you talking about?

Oh, here it is. Because it's the same meat, but it's done differently. That's not the same argument. But that's not the same. I mean, it's the same animal. It's not the same meat, But that's not the same. I mean, it's the same animal. It's not the same meat, though, is it?

Steak is not mince. You can have steak bolognese. Okay, you can, but that's not what you asked. That would also be steak bolognese. You wouldn't say... Okay,

fine. Here's more accurate then. Is spaghetti bolognese a burger? It's not. What the... No, it's not. No,

it is. Beef mince. You can have beef burger. No, but the burger is the point. The point of a burger is a sandwich. What? No, burgers are beef patties. They're not mince no but the burger is the point the point of a burger is a sandwich what

no burgers are beef patties they're not mince you don't even know what point are you trying to make how have we got I don't know what point

you're making you're a fucking idiot and his spaghetti but his burger I don't know what point you're making asking him for hot dogs is a sandwich

he can't make sense hot dogs don't end today that's all he's saying You can't just keep saying that You have to break it down to a constituent part Imagine you have a hot dog here Okay

Hot dog We all call him that hot dog Yes I take it out I've got the sausage here now Yeah What are we calling this? The hot

You're Willy Frankfurter You're calling this So you'd say this is a Frankfurter now would you Theo? Yeah Okay he's either Tory or a fucking liar

oh can I have one of those frankfurters but it is a frankfurter no but can I just say I'd call it a hot dog I would you would most people would

if you showed him this and you went what is this I'd say at least 75% of people would go hot dog 90% sausage or sausage

25% would say sausage or frankfurter. But my argument is, so let's say you have a barbecue. Say I go round my dad's and he does a barbecue and he'll just use like normal sausage. He's like a walled sausage. And it's an hot dog.

Hot dog, yeah. But I wouldn't call that sausage an hot dog. That's a good argument. Do you know what I mean? Not every hot dog has to be that slimy, you know what I mean? The slimy, rubbery hot dogs, aren't there? That's a better argument.

So I think, because I would call that soft pork sausage in the bun a hot dog. Yes. There you go. I would not call it a bun. But if you think about it, is that just down to how I've been raised? But technically it's a burger.

It's actually, technically it's a burger. I would argue it's more about what's it, what's on the inside than the outside. So for example, that's very philosophical. If you put, if you put a sausage

inside two burger buns, I would still call that a hot dog. No way. No way. That's the worst thing you've ever said. Yeah, you're right. Sorry, yeah, you're right.

I tell you what, a sausage sandwich is so elite. When you cut the sausage in half and put it in like a bread sandwich. But technically, I mean, the only thing separating a sausage sandwich to like a hot dog in But technically, I mean, the only thing separating a sausage sandwich

to like a hot dog in your eyes is the length of the bun. No, because bread is different. It's the shape and style of the bun. Yeah, exactly.

I'd love a hot dog. It would be different. So no, it's not a sandwich? The answer is no, it's not a sandwich. If you had a sausage sandwich, it could very well be. No, but what if you had

a sausage sandwich on a flat bit of bread with sausage inside it and you had a hot dog? No, no, no, I'm talking about a bun. And I said to you if you had a sausage sandwich on a flat bit of bread with sausage inside it and you had a hot dog. No, no, I'm talking about a bun. And I said to you, pick up the sausage sandwich. Would you go, oh, oh, which one is it? No, you pick up the fucking sausage sandwich.

It's like saying... You pick up the hot dog. Yeah. Two separate entities. No, but they're the same components. No, no, but what... No, no, it's what surrounds it makes it what it is. For example, a sausage roll

is in a sausage sandwich, isn't it? A sausage roll is a sausage roll. Yeah. No, no, no. Like a Greg sausage roll. Oh, yeah, no, yeah. Not a cob. If you put a pie in a bun,

would that be a burger? What are you on about? Pie burger. No, they call that a barn, don't they? Yeah. I don't know what Northerners call that. I'm only playing Devil's Africa. I really poked broke the beef here i just proposed the question okay so do we all agree it's a hot dog no yeah it's a hot dog he's not a sandwich hot dog i think we agree

yeah i've been convinced oh not by his are you not by your spaghetti bolognese thing he's a Caesar salad a burger? Well, it's a chicken burger, isn't it? Yeah, but they put bacon in it. Technically, a Caesar salad is a chicken burger without the bun. No, it's not.

In what world? No, it's not. You don't have fucking... A chicken burger would have lettuce in it. It doesn't have to. Cheese in it.

It doesn't have to. Chicken in it. I get my Caesar salad with no sauce. What's happening? What's happening what's happening I don't know do you want to tell us a butterfly

I don't know what you just got done I get my season salad with no sauce oh good one that was a good one that made me think about life

yeah exactly have you got something today I have you've got biggest butterfly oh I've got one. Fuck's sake.

I've actually decided to take a leaf out of Lewis's little book and give you a little... And not do any work today. No, to give you a little teaser one. It's not really a butterfly effect. It could be a butterfly effect. That's the whole point of your thing. It could be. This one will wet your whistle, teaser one. It's not really a butterfly effect. It could be a butterfly effect. That's the whole point of your thing. It could be.

This one will wet your whistle, this one. Fucking hell. Okay. We've got two of them. One paranoid person. You don't have to memorise it. In the 1800s. Just read it off your phone.

Created a well-known saying today. That's pretty good. Paranoid schizophrenic. Do you know the saying? Just read it off your card. Created a well-known saying today. That's pretty good. I like that. I know it's schizophrenic. Do you know the saying? Yeah, go on. The saying is... Let us guess it.

Tell us the story and we can guess the saying. Oh, that's a good idea. Okay, the issue is he's not revised that way. Explaining it. So we're probably going to have to do it the way that he's ever done it. It's quite easy. It's very easy. Okay, so it started to spread. so we're probably gonna have to do it the way that it's quite easy it's very easy okay so

it started to spread this person's feelings started to infect other people's feelings it was very important it only infected the rich and the feeling was is that they started to think that when they die they don't want to be buried underground it's scary you're claustrophobic we've seen the same tiktok this morning so uh oh no i haven't seen i know exactly because i favorited it go on i won't spoil this here so uh let's take jeff right jeff goes oh mate i'm a bit scared but i don't he's a rich guy rich guy yeah i'm a bit scared about being buried i'm gonna i'm gonna build a tomb above ground and put myself in a tomb and jeff goes to his mate it's called what's he called tom yeah tom danny danny danny and danny goes fuck you you're right

you know it's jack it's jack and danny jack and danny i i don't want to be i don't want to be i don't want to be stuck under i don't want to be stuck under uh i don't want to be stuck on a scary i scary too. I'm going to build myself a tomb. You've said that four times. And it's great. And now all the rich people are like,

fuck, I'm going to Is it because you can't remember the stories you're having to think of? And all suddenly, all these tombs are being built

for the rich because they're all scared that when they're dead underground. Yeah, we get that bit. They're scared so they want the tomb. Get to fucking hell.

So they're all above ground. How are you dragging this out? But because it's in the 1800s, what did they lack? Pubes? So they're all above ground. How are you dragging this out? But because it's in the 1800s... And they're scared. What did they lack? Pubes?

No. Toilets? Clothes? Clothes? What's... Beds? Holes? Pipes and...

Oh, drainage systems and sewage. Sewage. Yeah, sewage. Sewage, right. Okay. I've seen the same thing where you sort off the story., the story at the moment. Because people don't know how to, like, clean and shit

and, like, bury them. It's a bit new. Irrigation. Irrigation, yeah. All these tombs above ground, they start to smell because there's just dead bodies in there, don't they? Yeah.

Yeah. So, and then normally people are like, what the fuck is that? What is that smell? Sorry, I'm not being stupid here. The people who are buried, right, there's are like, what the fuck is that? What is that smell? Sorry, I'm not being stupid here. The people who are buried, right? There's like a drainage system. This is why I'm saying these ones

are sort of the territory. No, maybe they're not. No, but they're not wrapped properly, for example. They're not mummified or whatever. What the fuck are you on about? It's because you're a bum around. I know what he's on about. Anyway, stop.

Mummified. All these people who aren't rich, they walk around this graveyard fucking hell that stinks ah what stinks let me guess what's the saying

what's the saying poor people stink so there's smelly stinking rich yeah so that's where the stinking rich

saying comes from is it really yeah what because they're all mummified and I don't know where he went so it's so funny because I actually favourited that That's where the stinking rich saying comes from. Is it really? Yeah. What, because you're all mummified and... I don't know where he went sore.

It's so funny because I actually favourited that because there's a few of them, isn't there? Yeah, there is, yeah. That's good though. It's got nothing to do with the butterfly effect, but yeah, I mean, it is a little bit. It's where a saying comes from. That's not a butterfly effect.

Without that paranoid individual, we wouldn't have that saying in our world today. There wasn't a paranoid individual. we wouldn't have that saying in our world today. There wasn't a paranoid individual. I don't know. So, that story has to start somewhere. So, Jeff,

if you're still watching, thank you for saying him back in 1800. No, it's Jack. It's Jack and Danny. Sorry, yeah. Who are Jack and Danny?

Why do you keep saying that? Me and Fanny in Cockney Rhyming Song. Nice. I like that though. Anyways, so, the real butterfly effect this time comes from the second tiktok i see no it's a long one uh it's actually a real life

story well i'd hope so well the hitler one wasn't no you can't say fucking anything made about real mine is real and the title the title is this man quit smoking and is now worth 10 million dollars wow

wow wow woohoo yeah so uh a close friend of mine this is the I'm reading it

in first account okay used to smoke like 70 packs why would you read it A close friend of mine, this is the, I'm reading it in first account. Okay. He used to smoke like 70 packs of cigarettes a day. Why would you read it in a first hand account? He's just copying beers in it. Yeah, well I don't know why you would. Every day, every day this guy would walk to 7-Eleven.

Is this r slash butterfly effect? Every day he'd walk to 7-Eleven, he'd buy cigarettes and walk home. He wouldn't buy- So specific for no reason. He just went to the shop. He'd like to change his cigarette brand. Yeah.

And again. Can you name three? Huh? Can you name three cigarette brands? Marlborough. Yeah. Carlborough? What?

Carlborough? I get stuck after one. And Dahlborough. I actually can't name a single one. Marlbra. That's one, yeah. I don't know any. Yeah.

Anyways, his apartment was right across the street from 7-Eleven and he would always take the same stoplight. For example, he'd smoke a cigarette on the way over, hang outside 7-Eleven to finish it, and throw it in the garbage and walk away, then buy more packets. He'd always smoke one on the way home as well. The guys at 7-Eleven

knew him by name and they loved him, right? They're like, oh, it's the cigarette guy, Bob. The fag guy. Fag.

He's the fag guy. Obviously you can't say that. Yeah, definitely not. He was always friendly and they knew his schedule so they knew when he was going to come in. Home from work around 7,

come over, grab a couple of cigarettes and sometimes he'd go get a couple of cigarettes and sometimes just go get a pack of six. Tinnies. Tinnies? Yeah, tinnies. You said you were going

to get a pack of cigs and then you winked and said tinnies. Six. Six tinnies. Oh, a pack of six, sorry. Yeah.

Eventually, this guy goes, I've had enough. I'm going to stop smoking. Which is really good. Don't smoke, children. He has a tough time and tells the guys at 7-Eleven

that if he ever comes in and tries to buy cigarettes, tell him to stop. I don't want you to do it. So they encourage him so much, they tell him to stop and every time he comes in to try and buy them,

in his moment of weakness, they say no. So he just goes to the shop. This one time, this one time though, this one time he walked in, I said, I need cigarettes. I just need them.

They go, no, I'm not selling you them. You can't do this. Don't give in. And he's angry. He's really angry. He freaks out. He walks out the 7-Eleven. He heads back across the street in anger without pressing the light.

Oh, no. Yeah. Yeah, because he's so angry. What happens? Gets hit by a car. Gets hit by a motorbike. Oh, no. Yeah. Yeah, because he's so angry. What happens? Gets hit by a car. Gets hit by a motorbike. Oh. Yeah.

Yeah. Motorbike crashes into him. The rider is flown across the road. The ambulance come, and they both head to hospital. Okay. What are you reading? Dramatic pause. You're in year six, and you have to read a book.

Turns out, the guy riding the motorcycle runs his own construction business and he feels pretty bad about hitting him he shouldn't

the other guy just walked on the road oh yeah but he still feels bad he's got conscience so he talks to the guy about his business and this guy

doesn't really like his job at the moment and eventually the rider goes you know what mate i'm gonna give you a job it's on more money than your current job uh so become good friends so two years later uh the guy who got hit is doing very well he's been promoted a few times and now as a team of guys working for him so he's a boss he's big boss now he gets a phone call and uh his boss was in another motorcycle accident in hospital because he's a boss. He's a big boss now. He gets a phone call and his boss

was in another motorcycle accident in hospital. He's a bit careless, isn't he? Yeah, a bit sore. So he rushes over to the hospital. His boss ends up being paralysed and brain damaged.

Yes, so he can't talk. And brain damaged. He got brain damaged and he can't talk and he can't move. Bit of shit. So within a few weeks, the guy can't talk or walk i said uh said well yeah

uh basically his mate who got hit in the first uh he's been running the business for him he's doing great he's doing great uh the business doing great the boss decides to sell the business to his friend um and he buys it um his friend now owns the construction business and uh over time he's grown it and uh he just sold it for 10 million quid yeah wait wait wait wait basically there is so much has gone on in between the crush and that this is my point about this shitty butterfly effect wait wait wait so it's not even

like a famous story no who the fuck cares there's just some random guy some random guy random guy got hit in the fucking house

and now he owns I'm joking I'm joking do you know who the guy is no who is it who quit smoking and sold the business do you know who it is

I want to know Donald Trump wow no it isn't no it isn't he inherited all the money from his dad that was shit that was so shit it's just some guy oh my god i'm never gonna get those five minutes back and mob this is my point about the butterfly effect. Hang on. Let me give you my point. He could have. If he didn't quit smoking,

he would have got run over. And now he's worth 10 million quid. Who cares? Who the fuck is he? Moral of the story is, don't get run over. No, don't get run over. But don't smoke.

Quit smoking and you'll get rich. That just has no message. That story could have also happened if he did buy the fags and walked out. He still would have got run over. The whole reason he got run over. He's wrong again. The whole reason he got run over.

How long? Hang on. Hang on, hang on. Since he got run over, he's worked there for like five years, got promoted, probably had kids, got married.

The boss has had another crash, another fucking crash. More's happened. five years, got promoted, probably had kids, got married. The boss has had another crash, another fucking crash. More's happened. And then, then he sold the company for 10 million. And you're saying, because he quit smoking,

he got 10 million. He is right. That is the biggest load of shit. You didn't hear me at the beginning, did you? Spot a fly first. No, nobody's stupid. That's stupid.

That's one thing. His normal routine was, he always pressed the button at the lights and wait for the lights. But because he was angry about not buying the cigarettes he didn't press the button. How do you know that morning

he forgot to shave his beard and that's why he got run over? Yeah, but he might have forgotten to shave his beard from the smoking. No, he went to go buy it. Did you not listen to the story? The reason he walked out

of the shop angry is because they refused to give him the cigarette so he got angry from it because he needed it. Why are we talking about this? I don't give a shit about this Russian millionaire.

It is. It's just a random guy. It give a shit about this he's a millionaire but it's it's just a random guy it is a butterfly effect but it's a shit one I thought they'd have to like somehow impact

us a little bit yeah ideally and now you live in the house that he oh yeah

brilliant okay that was shit rate that one in the comments below right should we do you want to end midway through that,

I thought, fucking hell, this is actually going somewhere. Yeah. Yeah, I was waiting for the big twist. I'm like, and he is now the leader of whatever. Do you want to end on yours,

or the quiz? He's now Darth Vader. End on quiz. Sing, please. Sing what? The motherfucking worm has got another fucking fact. But it's not a fact

because he doesn't speak any truth. I do. And it's not a fact because he doesn't speak any truth. I do. And it's not a fact because it's all made up shit he's seen on the internet. But he's still a worm and he's still a little insignificant worm. It's a good one, this. It's a good one today. Oh, right. Good one today.

And he's going to wet a whistle because he's a fucking worm. Right. Welcome to the story of the Mothman we can't go and visit another fucking country looking for some random fucking hybrid animal with a human

this is very this is very Carl Pilgrim with man moth what's the one called sorry look at the panic already no no this is the Mothman no no but he right okay carls was totally different

carls was like what do you what no carls was ricky and steve said um oh have you seen they're gonna they're on about bringing back mammoths and he thought they said man moths he was like a man moth ladies and gentlemen welcome to the story of the Mothman. Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do. Lewis has the best. No, we've already sung it in. We've already sung it in.

So. How did that lobster go? Ow. Sorry. Now, we are talking about a creature whose sightings have been linked with the biggest catastrophes in the world. Was he at 9-11? Sorry, it wasn't then.

What about the Pompeii? It wasn't a plane. It was a moth. Was he at Pompeii when the volcano went off? Could have been. Didn't have cameras back then so we don't know. They didn't have cameras back then but they had it't know surely he's flying they did have cameras back then but they had it in 1942

let me start you off here surely he's flying towards the middle of the volcano at that point it's November 1954 and Roger Skybury was driving down

country roads with his girlfriend and two friends where is this and what year in America just a small town 1954

always in America it's always just a small town 1954 always in America it's always just a small town so you know they're just in the car and it's like oh girls just wanna have fun wasn't out in 1954

100% yeah what song fly me to no that wasn't out either my in 1954 Frank Sinatra

1954 probably was yeah fly me to the moon did not come out in 54 maybe it was probably before when was the I just

the world yeah on fire they're all just singing like fucking yeah fucking tune man

turn it up dude just having a good time and um as he's driving on Roger who's um driving is like

what's his surname again Roger came out you'll never guess what year it came out 1954 1954 there you go As he's driving on, Roger, who's driving, is like... What's his surname again? Roger... Came out. You'll never guess what year it came out. 1954. 1954. There you go. Fucking hold that.

Wow! Told you it was Fly Me To The Moon. That's a new track on the radio as well. That's my, I mean, your comments moment. It's what I do, man. Welcome to Radio America, where we play the same tracks all over again. There's Frank Sinatra with Fly Me to the Moon

for the 18th time in a row. At least we know the story's true, though. Yeah, true. He knows what song we're listening to. So, certainly, Roger sees something

in the distance. Oh, 1964. Fuck off, really? It came out in 1964. It came out in 1954 by the original. But Frank Sinatra released in 64. Yes, you're wrong. No, but the original came out in 54. I the original but Frank Sinatra released in 64 yes you're wrong

no but the original came out in 54 I didn't say Frank Sinatra you did I did not he was talking about the original who's Frank Sinatra

thank you so you know they're just singing along and then suddenly Roger sees something in the headlights and he's like what the fuck's that

it looks like some eyes and it's like and they get closer and they're like they see like big looming figure with like glowing red eyes and they're like what the fuck is that so um they quickly like slam the brakes on spin the car around and like they're all like fucking go go go man like fucking 1954 don't know what's going on do they um so they're blasting it away and they think I'm Eid yeah literally

so they blast it away and like they're driving far down they're driving to night then obviously yeah it's night

and they're driving back the other way and like you know they think okay we're in the good now what's that what's that what's that noise what's that what's that what's that noise what's that noise

it's like batman like here wings flapping and like a screech and like one of them's looking out the window they see this figure like flying over the car and they're fucking pelting it now they're all like freaking the fuck out like what the fuck is this thing flying like is it an eagle like really big eagle or something yeah yeah um really big bird probably was just flying away at the screeching and anyways um obviously moth maybe a really big moth it gets above that it gets above the car but eventually it leaves them alone when they get to the town yeah and they obviously would report it to the to the local police. It doesn't make any sense though

because you're right. If it was a moth man, they would just go towards the town. Whoa, whoa, whoa. He hasn't confirmed or denied what it was. We don't know what it is yet. We don't know what it is. Let the man talk.

When it was a convertible car and it started hitting the roof. I know what you're thinking. They were like, fuck it, that was a big moth. I know what you're what you're thinking like okay this sounds a bit silly oh no never mate 100 confirmed sightings throughout the next week from different people unrelated on wait wait wait wait wait wait wait define confirmed sightings. Yeah, I've seen it. So I could get another 100 crazy people. How many crazy people are in one town?

In America. In America, mate. Nah. So I could get 100 people together and we go, we saw Santa and that's a confirmed sighting. No, because you didn't see him. Obviously. Hang on. There's no proof other than them saying that they've seen it. So how is that any different to the same? no because you didn't see him obviously hang on

there's no proof other than them saying that they've seen it so how is that any different to the same because the details they give because it's not public information

if I say he's a fat guy with a red suit on you know that but if you didn't what do you mean if you didn't know what Santa looked like

and you give that description that matched someone else's description who have not been contacted then that's when it gets it doesn't it's a it doesn't make it a confirmed sign they they could have they could have

spoke about this or heard it through the grapevine what this thing looks like someone said mothman i'd be able to describe it yeah it wouldn't be at all there's a mothman anyways 100 sightings and

this sparks them to go searching for the mothman doesn't can't find him anywhere well should you just taking torches how do they how do they describe him in these items

so I'm glad you asked so it was a huge looming figure with brown blotchy skin and seemingly wings seemingly looks like it has wings and then bright red

piercing eyes right okay anyways before we finish this do you believe this and then bright red piercing eyes. Right. Okay. Anyways, before we finish this, do you believe this? This one, well,

I've got some proof. No, no, no, no. Look me in the eyes. Do you believe this? That's always worked well. You can never 100% believe anything, but what I'm about to tell you, I don't believe you're a fucking genius.

What I'm about to tell you, you're going to be like, okay, that's interesting. 13 months later, you know, it's all calmed down on the Mothman front. Not seen him, really.

So you're telling me a hundred individual different sightings for a period of one week and then he disappeared. Then disappeared, yeah. Went to a light and died. Followed a plane. So 30 months later

it all died down it was just a regular nice Friday afternoon a lot of people travelling about in the cars there's a big bridge in this town

where you have to pass to go to the nearby city so it was quite packed he was guarding it and you know dozens of cars going across this bridge and they hear it like

it's screeching not the screeching of the mothman the screeching of the mothman the screeching of the bridge it collapses breaks 46 people died from the bridge

just falling that's quite sad yeah horrendous catastrophe and you know the city goes the town sorry goes into mourning

for the next week you know really sad you know loved ones lost and then someone looks at how many small towns in America have bridges someone looked at like How many small towns in America have bridges?

Someone looked at like an image that they took of that day on the bridge and there was like a figure on the bridge. It was the Mothman. Right.

Right. Have you got a photo? So you can't really see but that's it zoomed in. What? That's the Mothman. Oh. You can't really see but that's it zoomed in what that's the Mothman oh you can't it's a Mothman

you can't see anything yeah it's well it's 1954 whatever it is it just looks like it's a Mothman that's not part of the bridge it's similar

is he trying to say it's Batman so that's the Mothman on the bridge yeah could that not just be like an eagle no that's that that is easily a figure and you can see the wings on it definitely real as well see now what i'm

saying you use normally laugh at me when i bring these things up but you know that's fucking dodgy that like it could just be a bird that is not a bird you fucking idiot that could be like a condor look at that's the same part of the similar part of the bridge there that's what it looks like on there and then when it gets to this next point there. That's what it looks like on there. And then when it gets to this next huggle point, there's a figure. The Mothman is there. Hang on, hang on.

Pass it here, pass it here. Is that daytime? Pass it here. Mental. What? Look, I'm sorry. Does that part of the bridge not... Fuck off.

Are you going to ruin the rest of my story? No. This part of the bridge looks like that part. Yeah. It doesn't. That part there. The Mothman's obviously there. It does just from a different angle.

Doesn't those parts of the bridge look like that? Just from a different angle? Yeah, there isn't one on either side of the bridge. You're a fucking idiot. You're a fucking idiot. That's clearly a Mothman. Lewis, who took this photo? It's a massive thing sticking out is that in the

day is that in the day yeah why is he knocking around in the day i thought it was a night because there's a catastrophe happening reeve because this is a common theme that i'm about to tell you about wait lewis so yeah what he's war was he there did he cause the bridge to collapse again or was he trying to hold it up as a superhero or was he warning those to get off the bridge? By sleeping at the top of the bridge. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So people had had enough of the Mothman at this point.

You know, they're in herds. A hundred parties searched around for the Mothman, but they found absolutely nothing. And in 1978... Sorry, is this it? No. Carries on.

Goes quiet for a while. 1978. Because they're in mourning, weren't they? A bunch of coal miners how long does don't moths sleep for like a day

how's this he's the moth man in 1978 a group of coal miners were on the way to their morning shift and you know they were chipping away

at the stones and that one of them saw something in the darkness red eyes it's more like a gargoyle than a moth, isn't it? So they turn around, run for the daylight,

get out of the tunnel. Luckily, the Mothman doesn't follow them. What happens as soon as they leave, though? The entire mine collapses. The Mothman saved their life. By scaring them.

If they didn't see the Mothman, they would have been trapped in that mine. So he sacrificed himself. No, Ron, you can't. Eight years later. But he's dead. He's 1986.

Mate, he's dead. He's in the mine. He's been killed in a mine, mate. 1986. He teleported out. Some guards and researchers were in a nuclear facility. Now, this isn't in America. This is over in, like, Ukraine, I think.

But how has he got out of the mine? Who knows? It's the Moth is over in, like, Ukraine, I think. But how has he got out of the mine? Who knows? It's a mothman. Right, yeah, no. So, so,

completely disconnected. I'm disconnected at the minute. 1986, some guards, researchers, and nuclear facility reported the same site in the exact same description

and hearing a terrifying screech. Now, a few days later, what happened at that power plant? Oh, they collapsed. Chernobyl. Oh, a few days later, what happened at that power plant? They collapsed. Chernobyl.

Oh, fuck off. You're telling me the Mothman caused Chernobyl? He warned them. Or tried to get people out. Wherever the Mothman goes, a catastrophe follows. How is that warning them? That's more like, he sounds like a bad omen.

Yeah. We're super powerful. Now, answer me this. How the fuck... I am Mothman. Everywhere I go, catastrophe happens this how the fuck I am Mothman how the fuck everywhere I go catastrophe happens how the fuck

in Russia and Ukraine do they have the same description as in the US at this time there was no communication didn't they just finish a cold war

at that point Lewis also I remember watching that's a bird that's literally a bird that's a big eagle you are joking the Mothman that's a fucking bird you can literally a bird. That's a big eagle. You are joking.

It's a mothman. That's a fucking bird. You can see the legs of the mothman. That's a ninja turtle. That's the best. That's a batman, actually. Which way up is he? It looks like someone's

diving head down or what? They're like bird legs. Birds have legs. So this was taken at Chernobyl. Are you not... It's a bird. Are you not thinking this could just be fake? Well, obviously it is fake, but even if it's not So this was taken at Chernobyl. Are you not... It's a bird? Are you not thinking this could just be fake?

Well, obviously it is fake, but even if it's not, it's taken at Chernobyl. Lewis, I watched the series Chernobyl and not once did they mention the Mothman. Because it's not true. It is true. Right, have you got any better photos?

Any close-up photos of him? That's just not even the same description. Is that from Harry Potter Mothman so the lesson I want to tell you is if you ever see red piercing eyes

report it to your local authorities because there could be a catastrophe coming and he is a lot of people see local doctor there is a Mothman statue

yeah there he is there's a Mothman statue this whole town like worships the Mothman because he is a he's a scientist a lot of people hate on him

but he's there to save us you're a fucking idiot to save us there's literally a statue of him there's a statue of the Mothman

there's also statues of fucking centaurs like they're not real where Lewis you know loads of places where I don't have the exact locations

the sheriff actually decided that it was actually just a large heron it's not some well no it's not their eyes don't glow but I did ask

at the start was he there it's clearly a bird it's just a big bird there's some footage of him there's some footage of him on a

oh my god Lewis you haven't even told us about the 2016 one where is he there what's he doing that's a man with a parachute

mate that isn't he believes this this is what's fucked mate your FYP must be so fucking mental there's Mothman there you're an idiot

is that it is that the end that's the worst one yet the Mothman there. You're an idiot. Is that it? Is that the end? Yeah, it's the Mothman. That's the worst one yet. The Mothman? That might be the worst superhero you've ever made up. That's the worst one yet, by far.

He is... By the way, this is a real... There's no evidence. There is plenty of evidence to the point where the town has a statue of the Mothman there and you can visit it. And once we're done hunting down...

Who are we hunting down? Lizard Man. We'll go... We'll do a road trip. We'll do an we'll be hunting down the lizard man we'll go we'll do a road trip we'll do an American road trip hunting down the mystical beasts that are missing in the world

you know in New Zealand they have statues of like orcs yeah yeah giant eagles yeah doesn't sound crazy yeah

Lord of the Rings characters because their statues don't make them real you're a fucking idiot it means there's some origins to them. Yeah, a book. It's from a book.

No, it's the same thing with dragons. Dragons are descendants of dinosaurs. What? The reason that we have dragons in all cultures is because they were dinosaurs, but that's what we named the dragons. Yeah, but my point,

that's irrelevant. My point is, you're saying because they have a statue of a mothman doesn't make it real. No, it's not the origins come from truth people say dragons are fake

but the origins come from truth the same with the mothman they're still alive today no they are there's literally an animal called a dragon no

no that's a lizard it's a dragon it's a lizard it's a lizard dragon those are fucking minging as well by the way Komodo dragons yeah they're not minging they're weird that's a dragon it's a lizard it's a lizard dragon and those are fucking minging as well by the way komodo dragons yeah they're not minging it's a dragon that is a dragon yeah it's komodo dragon i get my nuts but like the descendants of the real dragons like we did have dragons

that's why you have them in all parts of uncontacted parts how would you explain different parts of the world uncontactable at that time all coming to the same conclusion of a dragon you're an idiot oh you can't explain it but they're different dragons are different but you claim to be able to you're an idiot

I can because they existed yeah I'm not getting into dragons could have easily existed easily maybe not blown fire though

are we doing this it's just a flying dinosaur mate how do you explain all cultures having some form of dragon resembled in their history when they weren't even contactable to each other and did not know of each other's existence? How would you explain that? Did they have fire coming out of their mouth?

They would have been contactable? No, they weren't, Tom. They weren't. You fucking idiot. Is he an idiot? Lost civilisations, mate. Well, we should confirm this by going to like uncontacted tribes in the Amazon and asking if they know what a dragon is

they might have drawings they won't have you reckon they know who David Beckham is no Michael Jackson right do you know there's a tribe

that worships who was it Prince King Charles wasn't it really yeah Prince King Charles yeah so there's a fact

watch out for the wasn't a fact it's a load of shit right ready Tom's pub quiz oh now we've got the quiz yeah scores on the doors it's 1-1-0 Yeah, so there's a fact. Watch out for the boss man. It wasn't a fact. It's a load of shit. Right, ready? Tom's pub quiz. Oh, now we've got the quiz. Yeah, shit. Scores on the doors.

It's 1-1-0. Oh, you're on zero? No, no, he won it last night. Oh, no, you won one. Yeah, right. It's Theo won. Reeve won. Lewis, zero.

My buzzer is moth. Right, today's quiz is travel slash a bit of general knowledge so it's like geography basically geography I've got to say geography okay

what's everyone's buzzer I did history moth man goth right ready yeah

ready I'm super ready which European country is the most visited country on Earth? Moth. Italy. Incorrect. Moth.

England. Incorrect. Vatican City. Man. That's really, really... Man. Weird. Man.

No. Spain. Incorrect. Moth. Why is that not a good answer? Stupid answer. The Vatican City. So stupid and specific.

All Christians. Shut up. Oh, you've got to talk deep side, haven't you? Either France or Greece. I'm going to go with France. Correct. Yeah. Oui, oui, bonjour now.

Why? Question number two. I like baguettes, mate. Which country has the most countries bordering it with 14? Austria. Incorrect. Man. Luxembourg?

Incorrect. Ecuador. Incorrect. Oh, it's not European. I just assumed that from the last question. Oh, damn. Moth. Russia.

We're going to be here for so so long aren't we moth man korea no it's literally on the coast it's i'll give you a clue i know you guess i'll give you a clue i know it's in europe is it in europe yeah um one of those tiny ones in here Moth South Africa what no that's a silly you know

I'll give you a clue it's in Asia oh Moth man so 14 countries border this country man

um is is uh Saudi Arabia no Nepal no Moth is it Kazakhstan no I've run out of countries Saudi Arabia no Nepal oh

Moth is it Kazakhstan no I've run out of countries it's it's like Goth

India no but Moth is it Turkmenistan right we're going on to another question because no one deserves a point for that Afghanistan

Goth China what was it it was China fuck It was China. Fuck. It was China. Fucking hell, that's obvious, isn't it? Right.

Is it? What is the coldest country in the world? Let me finish. No, no, no. Oh, no. Siberia. Is that a country? It's not a country.

It doesn't even exist, mate. So it's the coldest temperature ever recorded. So not like average. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So where's the coldest temperature ever recorded so not like average so where's the coldest temperature ever recorded in what country North

North Norway no Norway did you say Russia is an answer no you said Siberia

so Russia correct fuck it's in Siberia so that's 1-1. So, yeah, that's what I thought. Right.

Fucking idiot. What's the longest river in the world? Man. North. Oh, I had options. Man. Nile.

Correct. Yeah. That's 1-1-1. Why did he get it when we said it the same time? I said it first. No, he did say it first. Right.

What is the second most populated city in the world hong kong no it's not a city goth delhi yes oh two one one going into the final beijing or tokyo i would assume one of those i don't. I've just got the second most. I don't know. What is the largest European city

per square metre? Man. Moth. Paris. Yes! So we need a playoff between Reeve

and Lewis. Gothman. Here we go. Are you ready? Oh, yeah. After the US of A, which country is the biggest importer of wine? Man.

Come on. Five, four. China. Incorrect. Moth. You're out out can I do it anyway no you can't help um

goth yeah England that's cheating if it's right well I was going to go the United Kingdom yeah we're going to have to do a different question he's the UK

but we're going to have to do a different one oh sorry yeah I was right he did cheat he didn't cheat you give him the answer you just said England I was going to have to do a different one. Oh, yeah, I was right then. He did cheat. He didn't cheat. You give him the answer. You just said England. I was going to go there anyway.

But even if you were going to, the integrity of the game is... All right, fine. Game's gone. But I did... Morally, I beat you there. Ready? I was going to ask the answer. Everywhere else exports wine.

You can easily say that once you've been given the right answer. Yeah, I do agree with you. How did I know that was right? How did I know that was right? I know, but he still... It's him saying... He confirmed it for you. He's not even in the final. He confirmed it with you. How did I know that was right? How did I know that was right? I know, but he'd still... It's him saying... He confirmed it for you. He's not even in the final.

He confirmed it for you. You should be having a go at him, not him. Yeah, you should be angry at him. I know why you're angry at me. What is... You would never have a go at his still kooky pie.

What is the capital city of... Moth. Canada. Man. Goth. Toronto. Incorrect. Ontario.

No. Oh my God. Morn, man. Canada man Goth Toronto incorrect Ontario no oh my god man Goth fuck I got it wrong I knew what it can I go again 5

4 3 2 1 Alaska you're out no Alaska

yeah that's what I meant Alaska I don't know what I said Alaska's in America it's a state of America right so the winner of this week's quiz is Reeves.

Reeves is two to the one of Theo to the zero of Lewis. Oh, one more. We still need to decide what the fourth is going to be for the person who comes last. I think we should all get to lie the person down, go bare-ass, and we fart in your face. Like, squat down and fart in your face, all three of us. Okay, let's... It would smell as bad as his hands anyway

and you have to open your mouth like what if I accidentally poop that's the idea anyway make sure you like subscribe uh we will see you next week

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more hot dog questions yeah and I'll be back with just more you should do more dilemmas like that you know your philosophy shit is boring

that's great oh my god but he's the one that tells me to bring it in no I want that stuff yeah right

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