Back Side - 23: Reev Gets ENGAGED! Calling Out BEAVO To Fight & Tom SNOGGED Lewis’ Girlfriend?

Episode Date: September 19, 2024

HUGE EPISODE! Lewis reveals all the details of his Misfits Fight afterparty, Reev is ENGAGED and Theo completed another Iron Man...If you'd like to work with us, email the studio on [e-mail] by The Fellas Studios: https://fellasstudios.com/podcastsTheo:https://youtube.com/c/HiMalfoyhttps://youtube.com/c/TheoBakerVlogsOllie:https://youtube.com/c/reevhttps://youtube.com/c/OllieFletcherTom Garratt:https://www.youtube.com/@TomGarratt10 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to a new episode of Backside with me, Reeve, Theo Baker, Tom Garrett and Lewis Bowden. If you haven't already hit follow, why not tap it right now for new episodes every week. And if you want to see more Backside, catch us on YouTube, TikTok and Instagram, where all you have to do is search Backside. Let's get into it. Welcome to our brand new set. Come on in, Thomas Garrett. It's a juggernaut.

Oh no, it's Speedcaller. Sit down, son. Do you like the brand new set? Don't call me son again. Do you like the brand new set? You're so alpha. Oh, this is what Liv sees. Oh, right, right, right.

Siphne is on. No, don't do it on me. Oh,. Yeah, so yous complained the other day about us not actually being on the fellas set so we are

on where the fellas set used to be do you not like it me and Matt just put like effort in we've just made a brand new set in 10 minutes

how is this effort oh my god I'm like next to one of them WKDs we've had the most sets in fellas studios history out of any show made a brand new set in 10 minutes how is this effort oh my god i'm like nixon mwkd's though we've had the most sets in fellas studios history out of any show and we've been a bit around for about five months oh we got the same shoes i'm like becoming you finally oh look at us because you've got air force on the most commonly worn shoe what's my shoe like nine oh my god we're the same foot

size as well oh my god god see this soundproof in here so the fellas went through a phase of wanting us to soundproof this entire room which is why all this is stuck in the wall then they were insisting that we fucking soundproof the roof look oh shit what did i don't that was a stupid day of work that i remember we all had so much to do and they had us trying to sound people but by the way not our jobs on ladders fucking miles in the sky we were fucking walls in the sky that's that's scarily high up there that was a were you high at that point? Welcome to our brand new set! How is he still- How are you not ready? We've been waiting for like two hours. No. Did we- Yeah still- still Yeah 15 minutes

Yeah 15 minutes Is a fine amount of time It's quite spacious in here Isn't it Do you like the Brand new set This is sick It's quite nice actually

Is this the Official new set I'm really stretching my feet out in here all the way to the other side. I'll say to Tom, we've had the most set up any show

in the fellas' shoes. You know why that is, mate? Because we're fucking set eight. What? Set eight's the lowest set in school, isn't it? What set were you in? One.

I was in, like, the thick class for no reason in the first year. Can't say that, mate. It was the thick class. And then, like i got they put me back boosted me back up to the smart one but that one year corrupted me too much i was already just turned into then were you set three then was there three sets i was at the bottom of set two but like my sats were the same as like people in the top

set so like you can be in different sets per you can do different sets per subject we had yellow green blue blue being smart they didn't even trust you with the numbers system they just said

they're so more complicated and then it was in each colour it had one two three alright as in like traffic light system

so green would have been set one green not blue was the clever wow that doesn't make that is so confusing no wonder you're fucking dumb was your school big? yeah

it was how many people wow what a great description that is mate that's what people tune in for what do you mean how many people? you know roughly

how many people went to your school a lot you know how many people went to your school? yeah there's about 2000 how do you know that?

how do you know? you just know it don't you? do you know that? How do you know? You just know it, don't you? You're talking wassa wassa. Do you know that? I don't think you do know that. I think mine was about 1,500. Well, there's what?

There's about five years. I'd say there's about 400 people in each year. We had seven forms per year. No way. Seven forms per year. Wait, 400 per year? No way.

Is that right? There's no way there's 400 people. There'll be two classes per year. It'll be like 60 people per year. Two? No way. What? We There's no way there's 400 people There'll be two classes But yeah It'll be like 60 people Two No way What?

We had eight sets at school We had eight sets And there were about 20 people per set Oh no We had about Yeah about 1100 at our school I reckon tops 80 people In what?

A year No fucking way I knew more than No no no lads I knew more than Think about how many people Think about how many people Are on a think about how many people are on a

football team in your year alone bear in mind there's like 20 other schools as we'd like spell this it was S-U-M

and then E-R-H-L so there was seven forms per year and 30 people in each form yeah I have no idea

how many sets there were in my school no not sets forms people general amounts so year 7

there'd be 7 form form groups she said 2 well MHSO so it's just a smaller school then they only had 2 2 classes per year

MHSO CLGB I'd ate 4 maybe 3 they weren't a lot I don't think really where did you fucking go to a farm

it was in private school fucking farm Seaford's quite small though isn't it yeah that is true They weren't a lot, I don't think. Really? Where did you fucking go to a school? I said you went to a private. Yeah, it was in private school. Fucking farm. Seaford's quite small though, isn't it? Yeah, that is true. Yeah, you go to like big cities. I went to a village. But to be fair, you had like just like 20 villages.

Mine wasn't in a city, it's a town. Mine wasn't in a city. Barely a town. Barely. Barely a town. Anyway, it feels like, well, it has been ages since we've actually recorded an episode. Yeah, people don't know this. You know when people discuss our silly opinions on previous shows?

That was like two months ago. Was it? Well, we should address the elephant in the room. There's like three elephants in the room. Elephant in the room. Congratulations to Ring Sting himself! Thank you. All right.

I feel like that congratulations should congratulations at least second on the list of the ones we got it started with an R so I thought I was getting it but you know apparently not I feel like

the engagement is at number one it was so long ago man yeah okay congratulations to Reeve yay and congratulations

to Theo for another half iron man show us your ring oh you can sting it we have like a million things to talk about it's gonna be a humdinger yeah i did actually have ring sting on that day as well because she bummed you with a dildo no no i'm talking about when he fight when he fought you had ring stick let's not yeah let's

do your engagement thing first and what you can talk about my engagement thing yeah yeah so you got married i haven't yet he hasn't got married no not really fully crossed the line but you know he's got engaged mate are you going to be one of those engaging couples who like stay engaged and are cool for two three years are you getting straight onto like the marriage i don't think meg's gonna want to do that yeah and cool cool cool two three years before you get married i reckon really yeah we said we wanted to get a house first before getting married too okay a wedding is expensive, you know. Are you just going to sit and scrun on the... Well, he's about to

say his engagement story. Where were you? He's just sitting back and eating. He's just treating it like he's at home. Isn't it meant to be the bride's father? See, I said this. That's not it. I said this and then What's this? Meg

went fucking apeshit saying that's such an outdated traditional load of balls i was like oh i thought i'm not i wasn't even trying to i wasn't even trying to like it's meant it is meant to be like traditionally they give them away don't they the the father of the bride pays for the wedding i did think that but apparently i am i think it just you're thinking he was gonna you'd be like alright I don't I'll pee out and he's gonna do it no no no but I thought

I thought the whole point of like wedding tradition is like the father of the bride I think that one died out yeah no that's what I got told anyway

so you said to Meg oh yeah your dad's paying for this right no I didn't no the conversation went a little bit more organic

she was saying like oh do you wanna do a wedding get married or have a house first and I was like well if they're both

going to be like really expensive I'd sooner do the house because obviously you know we want a house and I don't have to contribute to the

wedding kind of thing she went what do you mean I went well surely your dad's and then she was like no that's not a thing anymore

I was like what do you mean that's always what I believe so you actually said well your dad's paying for it no no no you not a thing anymore. I was like, what do you mean? That's always what I believe. So you actually said, well, you're a dance party for anyone? No, no, no.

No, the question is... You're a cheeky bastard. Yeah, yeah. Did you actually? No, not... No, you didn't. In a light... What are you...

That's not a thing. I thought that was the thing. So would you have still proposed if you knew it wasn't? If you knew you were going to get a free wedding paid for by Meg Staton? No. If you knew you were going to have the pier, would you have still proposed if you knew it wasn't paid for by meg statin no no no would you have still proposed yeah of course i'm fully well prepared to yeah loads of money but i thought that i thought they assumed he would no i thought they contribute

a lot there's a few things like my dad's always said he'd want to pay or at least mostly pay for my my sister's wedding or then my mom wants to buy my sister her dress what about you well it's different isn't it i'm not they're not giving me away well i happily claim the fact that i was ignorant to it because i genuinely thought that was a thing but i've learned i've learned my ways you know i wouldn't expect deep meaningful lesson about it yeah i'm very sorry and humbled i wouldn't expect the father of the bride to pay but that is something i've heard as well yeah yeah i mean i didn't i didn't go into it no i think it depends how rich the family are i think it's a very old tradition your family will do it probably

have you got a sister no oh i actually do yeah so that's my sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry can we can we just analyze that well i've just asked you if he's got a sister and he went no. Oh, he actually yelled dude. No, she's already married though. So she changed gender. Do you have a sister? She's not dead to you. No, I don't have a sister. Actually, yeah, I do. She left the beer can there.

So you do have a sister? Yeah. What's her name? You don't want to do this. Show us a picture. You don't want to do this. Can we see it? You don't want to do this, buddy don't want to do this, buddy.

I've got a sister, Samantha. Have you? I haven't seen her in about 15 years. Half-sister. Why? My dad's... Yeah. Wait, what?

What? How old are you? Deep side. And your sister is how old? 42. Oh, I thought you were going to say young. I was going to say... There's a fair... Let's talk to say young. I was going to say.

There's a fair. Let's talk to us then. Cause you got engaged, but let's walk us through the emotion. Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun,

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dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, I'm fucking out bored and bored and dancing all evening you had this all planned yes you had this all planned

yeah and I told her to yeah for yeah borderline six months actually we've had to cut bits

out of this episode where you've on previous episodes what happened a few months before no I'm not gonna bring that up that's just no

um essentially entire holiday was a surprise so immediately I reckon she probably knew what was going to happen. Anything that happened that was going as in, did you not know anything about the destination or anything?

I gave her a few words before we went on holiday. So I told her you fucking bit Safari. No, no, no, no, no. As in like clues,

you're fucking not like telling off before she comes on the holiday yeah yeah yeah I revoke everything that's about to happen so I said waterfall safari

and penguins can I ask so she didn't know you were going to South Africa South Africa yeah because she told me she didn't know

she knew she was going to South Africa yeah because that was her Christmas present was a trip to South Africa but every bit of content that's genius because you get a go as well yeah every bit of itinerary that's what you should do because that was her Christmas present was a trip to South Africa. But every bit of content... That's genius because you get a go as well.

Yeah, every bit of itinerary. That's what you should do. So that was really thought out, you know, because rather than doing surprise, going to South Africa, you did it for Christmas. So she thinks, oh, it's just a Christmas present.

Little does she know. You're getting married, bitch! Sorry. I thought you'd have released all of your anger during the fight. But wait, can you stop beating around the bush here? I'm not! You ask me whatever you want! Well come on so

We did go to the bush yeah So as you were like getting ready to propose was your arse going a bit or did you get like a boner? I think that's the most nervous I've ever been in my life other than when I had to like do public speaking in front of school Did you get like a boner? No From the adrenaline or from like the adrenaline? Did you get a boner in the ring from adrenaline? No, because if she did just turn around and said no,

I'm just standing there with a boner and no fucking engagement. She should have put the ring on it. It sucked me off. How could she say no to your beautiful eyes, mate? Yeah, no, that's... If you're going to give us a no, give us a sympathy blowjob at least. I'm surprised you were nervous. I was, yeah.

I mean, you knew she was going to say yeah. Of course Of course But it was I don't know It's because I know how much of that Moment means to her Right okay

That's the moment She's going to remember The rest of her life Alongside that You'd have like scuttled Or got a name wrong Oh I imagine You would have got a name wrong

So obviously You're travelling to South Africa So Diamonds Diamonds Where did you hide the ring And not lose it In my laptop bag for the entire thing

what happens if the beep went off and you had to take it out of security there what's this ring yeah so the so the plan was courtesy of vocal fish who uh close friend of the show and you know and you oh and myself yeah uh he said that have a backup plan that when you go through security meet at a restaurant so if that was ever going to happen fortunately you didn't but like if it was going to happen i'd have said to meg all right i'm just i don't know what's happened i'm going to wait for them to sort my bag out but i'll meet you i'll meet you in so and so you know women are like should have gone no no wait with you no but i told her go i told her one of the rules before the trip was you just have to do everything i tell you to oh okay how about that she did oblige because she was she knew that if she would start asking questions and stuff she'd

have ruined her surprise she no no but i'm saying i'm saying in terms of like if she said if she'd have gone oh where are we going tomorrow i don't know i'm not going to tell you because the whole thing is a surprise shut the fuck up yeah exactly Yeah, exactly. Yeah, that's exactly what I said. Do as I say, bitch. Yeah. So, Theo, I want you to get into character now. You're Meg.

Reeve, I want you to... I'm so smart. I'm a lawyer. Brilliant. Yeah, into character. What's she... So, Reeve,

see BB's presenter. And we're back as you're about to give your speech. Scene. Oh, no, don't make him do that. I want to hear what he said. We have to hear what he said, surely. Give me a little feel.

I'll paraphrase it, but I said... Give me a little feel. I don't think you should. I think that's a very private... Well, no, it's always going to be like, I love you, you've been amazing, Barbar. It was a personal moment. I think that's a very private...

I'll tell you about the trip, but not the actual moment. Yeah, that's a very private, personal moment. Is it? I genuinely don't think you should say that. That's a moment between me and her. Yeah. Okay.

I don't know. And scene. Yeah. Okay. I don't know. And scene. Yeah. Okay. We share enough of our life on here. Let's do it. Ready? Yeah.

No, no, no. We're not doing it, you bald twat. Oh, my God. Ollie, I'm so cold. It's freezing out here. Don't say what you said. Okay. It was cold.

You said it was cold. Yeah. As soon as the sun goes down in... You didn't do it in South Africa, though, did you? Yeah. I thought it was Zimbabwe you did it no no no

so the first stop off was Cape Town and then we went to Victoria Falls which is in Zimbabwe and then we went to Kruger National Park which is back in

South Africa so South Africa Zimbabwe South Africa and we had four nights on safari at the end it looks amazing

mate yeah I actually that holiday is never going to be top by the way so I've already agreed with Meg we're never going

on holiday again that's quite cool you saw a leopard that's very rare is it so all the big five yeah what happens like after like so so she just said yes who's in the top five so she's just said yes and you've had like a lovely moment then it's like right should we get a taxi then like what what happens then no we're on a sleep out above a watering hole so we just stayed there for as long as we could. You made love under the stars? Come on. Can I ask you one thing? My love? You made love under the stars,

and then you go home, and then what? You're like, so this is it now? You could say that back. No, but the buzz just lasts for a long while, man. It's still buzzing. So you're in the honeymoon stage again? No, because we're not married. No, but like when you first get together, you're basically like ploughing all the time.

That goes after like a month. It's a last a good six. Yeah, we're in a really happy. Yeah, I'm about six months in. Yeah, in that case, yeah, that's true. Obviously, you sent a few messages in the group chat. What? You don't want to say that. No, no, I don't Well, I don't say that no no I don't know what you're on about Yeah, I don't know this could be thousands which group 4,000 messages that you're awesome to be like oh, yeah

You're you're yeah, you're apart the show boys. They don't even know what you're talking about. Explain what you think. I think that's what I do. Sorry. Yeah, obviously. This is the worst explanation. No, apologies. Yeah, I asked all of you guys to be part of the groomsmen squad. Squad. I didn't know.

I just asked what that actually is. It just means when we're at the altar, you come up to the front. But also, when people are coming in, you might have to welcome them. Yeah, so you'll probably be an usher. You'll tell people. You actually have an important job to do. Don't fuck it up. You guys come up front and go, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

We should do a dance routine. No, we shouldn't. You would make Reeves' wedding about you. You could suck me. That is the biggest pot pool in the kettle black I've ever seen I've seen it Mr. Main character Pop pulling the kettle

Pop pulling the kettle black You've never heard that phrase He doesn't Never heard that saying I don't get Pop pulling the kettle black It's the most common saying Of all time

It means you're being a hypocrite Yeah But yeah it's a good time man I'm very happy right now I hope everyone else is You're obviously Not really I'm very happy right now hope everyone else is you're obviously not really fitness

Tom I'm rolling on death yeah Tom's just living his own is that when we get out your no ask away I don't know what to tell you

like ask any question you want look he's engaged he had a great holiday we're gonna be groomsmen fucking get over it now what whatever you want to ask I'm happy to say

if people want to hear it where's the stag do where who's in charge again this man right here oh fuck is he Whatever you want to ask, I'm happy to say. If people want to hear it. Where's the stag do? Where? Who's in charge again? This man right here. Oh, fuck. Is he? Yeah.

I've given stag to Tom and Cal. So walk us behind your logic of that decision there. Because I want the best part of my life and I know it's going to be held well by them. But why Cal and Tom? Sorry. So Tom's obviously the party boy. What does Cal, is Cal good at his organisation?

Cal's an incredible organiser. So you think- Like a very, very thorough organiser with previous experience of great parties. Yeah. So I mean, as a Venn diagram, that does go very well. It's hard to get right in it because you have to find the line of like,

obviously having fun, but also- No. You want, you need to have fun. I've never been on a stag do. No, but it is hard. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. He's not there to have fun. I'm more than happy to be the subject

of all horrible things for that entire time. He just abhors me. You know, but I saw a stag do a flight. Everyone gets on the flight and you just leave the guy at home and get a later flight. Yeah, that's just shit. No, no, no, I'm not.

Hopefully that's not what I'm planning. I was like, that's just not no I'm not planning on doing that would be funny for like five minutes it is a little

bit funny that is a bit funny but then reality was and he's just on his own I picked

Tom and Cal because I know that they actually appreciate me enough to not do that sort of stuff

whereas if it was like my little brother if I gave my little brother the duties to do that sort of stuff. Yeah, I wouldn't do that. Whereas if it was like my little brother, if I gave my little brother the duties to do that, he 100% would organise that sort of shit just to see my downfall. Oh yeah, Mike, funny. Yeah, no, what?

Where are you from? Why do you always do me? A stag do is just essentially get, my plan is to get the stag to the point where he's nearly dead but not actually dead yeah that's fine I feel like

you have to do a please don't give me any ideas like a beer bike or a pub crawl I like those

kind of vibes so don't do that then I like I like this this this

this this this this this this this this

this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this they are great fun though they are they are but it's your favorite thing to do

why are you talking to reeve like he has any say in what we do that is true who picks the location me and carl do you pay for it no reeve doesn't pay a penny oh is that true yeah no no the stag doesn't oh shit i don't even know that i thought you go through them websites and split it can't you like that no what we'll do is everyone who's coming on the stag splits it yeah yeah eight ways instead of nine ways you're gonna organize it yourself or go through like a stag organizer please shut up i am the stag organizer i. What's the point of having... You get him to do it just so he can hire someone to do it. Just outsourcing his job. Give us some locations.

Get me excited. Well, Vegas, Ibiza. I think Ibiza's the shout. By the way, I've never been to either of those. So they are both... You actually always say you want to go to Ibiza, don't you? I do think Vegas... He said he's going to try and kill me.

So I feel like Ibiza's more just like ravey I'm not sure it's stag do we yeah Vegas is great but Vegas really gives me good stag do

hangover shit so who's the line up for like the stag do then he's got a list doesn't he plenty of people that you probably

won't be familiar with but there's obviously Chip Cal Harry Chris like our general friend group but in terms of beyond backside it's probably just youtube busy stuff yeah adam yeah that's what i'm saying like over the bb you don't really know my brother do you doesn't you know my brother i know adam yeah

okay no of course i do meg's dad have to come and your dad no? No, no, no. No, it's my dad, isn't it? Yeah, your dad. No, no, no. Meg's dad can come as well. Yeah, it depends. Like, I've been on stags where the stag's dad comes. But no, the mom, no, the...

It's normally the dad's can come. The dad, I wouldn't be... Oh, yeah, sure. Bring him along. Also, you can do like a family, more family stag doing a more... No, see, I know people who do... No, I'm just going to ask

as many people as would want to come and then why not yeah that's up to Reeve who comes that's not down to us you'll give me a list

we'll set up a group with everyone in without Reeve and it'll just be like plans of what we're gonna do to Reeve yeah it's almost a bit evil

what are you gonna do are you gonna do you know like traditionally it's like two weeks before the wedding whatever can you just do it whenever yeah whenever's a good time Dude, oh, that's going to be fucking hilarious. You know, like, traditionally, it's like two weeks before the wedding or whatever. Can you just do it whenever?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whenever is a good time. Yeah, probably next summer is a good one. No, not this. You don't want it two years before the wedding. Fuck yeah. Because they're more broken. I could do two.

Two stag do. Two stag do. You might be sued. For every year, there's a stag do until he does it. Oh, no? He'll be next. I think you'll propose before him. I am proposing until I'm like...

I hate the whole like, I think you'll be next. Shut up. I'm not... No, I... No, but then you could actually be the stag do. Oh, he's proud now. I wasn't even trying to put pressure on you.

I just said out of the 50-50, I thought you'd be first. Kyle's going to be next. No, but he's not in the room. He's not in the room for me. Out of the three of you, I think you're the most likely to be next. He logically would be you. Yeah. I but he's not in the room out of the three of you I think you're the most

likely to next it logically would be you I reckon it's going to be Lou it won't I'm not going to do anything like

that until I'm older when are you going to get older two years until I'm older we've only just

moved in together so it's like we've got a long way to go we'll get on to that and fucking Tom necking on with me last

that's another reason why I think he's going to do before you because he spent more time with his girlfriend genuinely you know and I did snog him that's another reason yeah we'll get onto that fucking Tom necking on with me last that's another reason why I think he's gonna do before you because he spent more time with his girlfriend genuinely you know

oh you don't know do you yeah yeah okay so well done mate you're getting married I wanna hear I didn't even say anything by the way I wanna hear it all

so you lot go up to you start from the beginning we should probably save that for like the night out section mate who cares just fucking

I want to know what happened when you lot went to Newcastle for ring stings I snogged his girlfriend and his mum

and I'm not joking well snog's probably a loose word you were fucking punching the air going go on Tom where was Liv

at that point she's still presenting actually she's still working I accidentally kissed his girlfriend on the cheek no no

we went to kiss on the cheek but went for opposite cheeks oh no I hate that it's awful I know first thing I seen Charlie

after the fight she's like congratulations I kissed Tom I was like oh no we're over oh that's so awkward

I kind of liked it his mum was funny because I gave I think I just gave a liver peck and she was like going oh how about me

and I went actually no come over grabbed her went and ran over to Lewis and I was like I got his brother to tap it was very incest actually

yeah yeah yeah it was a family affair maybe not your brother someone then tapped Lewis to turn and I just kissed his mum right in front on the cheek on the lips?

No, the lips, yeah. It was like a little peck. Oh, now you're downplaying it. It wasn't a snoggy little bit. I fooled his mum. No, I... No, but my... No, but my perspective on Poppy's life is true.

But the worst part is... He kissed your mum? Yeah. He can never say anything. Do you know the worst part is? His dad mum? Yeah You can never say anything Do you know the worst part is His dad was just Wanking in the corner

By perspective I remember I got tapped I looked up And he just Pummed on my mum I was like Aww

And then To be fair One of his mates Was like Do that again No no So my mate You would have seen him

On the interview videos because he's the one who interrupted and barged in and he was like, on all the interviews, smashed. The one where he looks like Thor?

No, Thor was Scott, he was fucking, the ginger guy. So he's just, he's just a prick. So like, yeah,

he got his camera out, yeah, again, again, because that'll be just full life in the group chat. so rewind a second, rewind a second.

Tom actually like, snogged your mum. He didn't a second Tom actually like snogged your mum he didn't snog me mum he snogged your mum and your mum was just cool with it yeah he didn't snog me mum

then she snogged my Willie she's a Willie snogger Thomas we had to we had to pull they were kissing for ages we had to pull them out

of the fucking arena entrance your mum and dad sound fun they are they're really good I'm just glad my dad wasn't on the dream because he's

like an older attention seeker version of me. He had a few. So the same as you. Yeah, he's like me but older, which is like terrible. And I was sat next to him, so I was sat by his older brother who's the non PC word. He's so normal. Yeah, what's the PC word I can say?

Just the non the non dropped on the head version of Lewis yeah really just really normal yeah yeah just like got off mortgage

just like chilling normal life just normal life yeah just not attention just like do you have a normal conversation just a really nice guy

and then he's obviously been dropped on his fucking head and is his brother like Geordie as well just similar just similar yeah well yeah it was weird because like everyone was under like one roof afterwards like it was just like very cool all of you all my family friends home friends and the work lot it's always

a bit like you know when like your family mix with your friends it is a bit like how's this gonna work oh no they love his family lovers the buzz was like so electric afterwards that it didn't really matter. He literally shut down the entrance to that place as soon as he finished. Yeah, we were just crammed in there. After the fight,

apparently it was like 15 minutes in the lobby. It was just like a pack full of people just like chanting. Not even like... Yeah, it was crazy. Not even like over-exaggerating,

but I genuinely think they lost like 30% capacity after the fight. Must have. Really? It was mental. The Mackhams and the Geordies came to watch you and they stuck it out. They capacity after the fight. Must have. Really? Yeah. It was mental. The Mackhams and the Geordies came to watch you and they stuck it out. They came together as one.

There was. There was loads of Sunderland fans there. Yeah, there was loads of Sunderland fans. Oh, shit. You're actually a fucking celeb. I'm not a celeb. Mate, you shut it down. And fighter of the night.

Come on. Fighter of the night, yeah. Yeah, what else do you win? A lot of money. A lot of money. I can't do that to them. I don't know if you can do that. So when we're doing our, when we're taking them out

for the fancy dinner, you're paying for that. Yeah, I can actually afford it. Wait, I want to ask more questions about this like fucking thing that happens. Stop obsessing about Tom snogging his mum

and ask about the day. So you all met at a pub often. You shut that down as well. So there's a problem for me. He wasn't there for all of it. He took two hours to get out from drug testing. After the fight, I had to do VADA testing where they need a decent amount of piss. for me he wasn't there for all of it yeah he took two hours to get out so this is the yeah after the fight i had to do vada testing where they need a decent amount of pace can i ask why you had to do that when it was an exhibition match it's every single winner of the night i had to do

it just regardless of yeah like like oh no it's like all metal from the outside but like when that was the weirdest thing from doing it everything's run like really well and proper like made there was like class proper cars like taking to the venue everywhere like the lights and the ceiling i was like what's sick it was so such a crazy fucking uh week but yeah after pissing this thing the guy a big fucking geezer has to watch me piss but not only that i have to have my trousers down so he can see me whilst pissing yeah and bear in mind i'm dehydrated i just fought and i'm already to make sure he's not cheating the test yeah because you can't just watch you do it yeah and i'm like he's popped his trousers off i mean turn around i thought this was the male fucking and by the way we're not in a

private toilet like we're in the public toilet so people are coming in my ass is just out that makes more sense as to why you said you had stage fright now. Yeah. I was supposed to piss. At any point, did you think he was going to bum you?

No, I did not think he was going to bum me. I didn't wish he did though. But you could have just like, I did really need to piss. I was just holding it in hoping he would penetrate me. You did your little wee wee

and then... No, no, no. So Theo, so like this took about... Yeah, yeah. We went out. He obviously... No, we went no. So Theo, this took about... Yeah, yeah. We left the arena, went out. He obviously... No, we went and saw him upstairs.

Then we went out to this bar. We were downstairs and obviously there was us two. Then AB, Chip, Proddy, Aaron Hunt. We just did a three-fellow-studio meet and greet at like 11pm in Newcastle. Like we couldn't move. We're out of the arena? No, no, in the bar.

In a pub in central Newcastle. This is how't move. We're out of the arena? No, in the bar. In a pub in central Newcastle. This is how long he took to get back, by the way. We walked from the arena, which was about a 40 minute walk to this place. Oh yeah, you were late when you got to Uber.

Spent a good hour and a half in there and he still hadn't arrived. So then the staff come up, we were going to leave and the staff come up to say, no, we'll give you the room. There's a private room upstairs, we'll give you that. It was just too heavy. Honestly, it was crazy. So then they staff come up to, we were going to leave and the staff come up to say, no, we'll give you the room. There's a private room upstairs. We'll give you that.

Because it's just too heavy. Honestly, it was crazy. So then they gave us that and then all the family and friends come. And so then we had this room upstairs. Who paid for that? Me, I paid for one of the lot and then Chip paid for the other, I think.

They'll bring like free drinks and lords and shit. No, no, no. We paid, I think the first lot was free. Then Chip had to pay 150 quid for them to redo it. And then I tipped all the staff. Fucking hell. They were fucking really good.

Yeah, that's class. Oh, nice. And this is in Newcastle Town Centre? Yeah. The one, literally, to be fair. For a dumb parrot. Me and Chip were like, we need a piss. And he was like, I'll have to take you down

because it's fucking carnage. Yeah, yeah. He just ushered us through and everyone was fucking mental. Threw everyone out the toilet, stood by the toilet door, being like, no one's coming to me. We're just having a piss like this. And what else? No, there was nothing else going on in there for you.

Okay. There was nothing else going on. It was class though. It was class turning up and everyone was there. But the one thing was, because I was stoned so bad, everyone was fucked. Yeah, I can imagine. So the amount of shouting in the ear. I had to ban one of my friends uh knackered as well yeah i was so

drained i only had two bottles i was just so tired and also stokey he caught me um i hit him in the back of the head as well but he caught me in the back of the head and the headache was starting coming out the back and i was just like fucking hell but it was class though you enjoyed it but you were ready for bed the problem we had was we had an 8am train to come back for the North London Derby so even if you wanted to stay out

you'd have what four hours sleep what time did you end up going to bed I went to bed at 12 I was in bed by about two I didn't sleep

till like three me obviously just with fucking yeah so when you got to this pub was it kind of you getting out of the car? No,

not, no, not so much. Yeah. And we got our subs, cause we went to the front door. I was like, Oh,

we have the private room upstairs. And the bouncer just looked at me and was like, I just pointed to the back of the line. I'm like, brilliant dickhead. You should have said, I'm ring sting. I was like,

do you know? I think the guys at the front, letting people into like the downstairs bit, we were like, there was like different sections of this bar, but we were the other side. Mate, it was fucking class-like. It was a good night.

The vlog was good. Yeah, it was. I watched it back. It was a bit, I'll promise myself, my head's not going to go, I'm going to stick to what I've learned. And then I watched it back,

I'm like, yeah, I'm just swinging. You had an injury too. You were stressing about that as well. Have you addressed this In any of the interviews A little bit yeah Because we I feel like we should address this right What about him being really ugly

His knee Oh Mate you couldn't walk a week ago Yeah he couldn't walk And he couldn't see on the night So like In terms of like He was blind and crippled

Yeah In terms of like adversity mate You did a fucking good job Yeah it was How did you do your knee again you just like fell over so it was the final

30 seconds of my entire literally the entire training camp final 30 seconds and I was sparring a guy who at the start

you might remember on my story I had a pic there was a video of me with like blood on my shirt and it was this guy who was sparring again

and I was doing fucking finally doing good in the second round it was my best ever sparring and he grabbed me and sort of like swung me around and swung me knee out and it was fucking bad like it was just like all around it all down the back extending down the back of me back and front of my calf so it's like now it's still really stiff because the it hasn't been healing we've just been strengthening it to get it through the past the next week you just get it get it um scanned yeah that's what we're gonna do now so

because luckily the physio at the gym i went to uh kill um like they have like the physio is like a bell she does bellator fights she does like proper fights so they used to that not like an nhs one who's just gonna rehab it over two months it's like she knows like the tricks to getting it through a fight week kind of mad though because some of the questions you were asking build up to the fight was just so like how the hell have you got to this point i mean he asked what a carb is he said is it a sausage sausage question mark yeah the day of my fight what should i eat boys carbs or sausage i don't know maybe the week was so i can't tell you how it is like living

in like the truman show because everyone's in the same hotel all the fighters in the same hotel you've seen each other around all the time everyone's in the pool and in the gym on the evenings and it's like you're getting drove about to all these different events it's fucking like it was so i kept laughing to myself do you did you enjoy that part of the i think that week was so funny. Like everyone was asking, are you nervous? Mate, I don't know why.

I was just so excited and just having a good time. You didn't have time to be nervous. You were nervous on the night though, the fight, yeah. Mate, back stage, I was so fucking chill, I swear to God.

I was saying to Bill, I was like, Bill, my coach was like, he sort of did a good job in the ring of like sort of ramping my nerves up because I was like really like... Weren't hyped enough. Yeah, you need to have that adrenaline. So he sort of he did a good job in the ring of like sort of ramping my nerves up because I was like really like weren't hyped enough

yeah you need to have that adrenaline so he sort of I guess that's a sign of confidence though like the more confident you are probably the less nervous

you're going to be right yeah but you do have to ramp it up a bit he ain't right in the end he's main character right it's a bit like Cole Palmer

you know Cole Palmer we think like he just doesn't feel pressure because I don't think he understands what pressure is yeah I guess so where Stokey was like quivering you were saying You know, Karl Palmer, we think like, he just doesn't feel pressure because I don't think he understands what pressure is. Yeah, I guess so, yeah.

So I think it's a bit- Where Stokey was like quivering, you were saying. Yeah, he looked confident. No, on the night, this is one thing I said, when he got in the ring and he was smiling and he looked really confident. I did feel a bit of nerves there because I was just thinking, because the whole time I was saying,

maybe he's just been like hiding a little something that, and it's about to happen and he looks really confident so it was a bit like okay he was hiding nothing um he did all right all right man nah he did for someone who's never boxed an 18 year old kid in in an away event he did all right he was fit way fitter than me as well because in the fight there was a few bits where actually through us a few combinations because otherwise that i mean he did i had to quickly back off because I was just too tired. He did look pretty awful on the TV.

No, yeah, like technique-wise he was, but... Like, what he... Technique-wise, yeah, but like, I know I can't talk, but... His chin and his stamina

were good, but... And he kept pushing, like, say, there was a point where I hit him with four body shots in the exact same place within like 15 seconds and he just kept ploughing forward

and I was like, well, fuck it. I was towards the end, wasn't it? He kept coming, I mean, he did use his head forward and I was like, well, fuck it. That was towards the end, wasn't it? He kept coming. I mean, he did use his head as a defence.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. If he actually had a proper guard, mate, he would have been in big trouble. Bash, bash, in the side. And the jab was just

getting him every time. Yeah, I watched it back. I was like, I wish I was fitting because obviously because I was injured, I did no training fight week, no cardio and stuff.

So I was a bit nervous about that. So I couldn't really proper go in and try and there's only two times where i went through a little bit week anyway but that's another reason why you said you didn't really knock him out is because you couldn't give full power and also also it was 16 ounces so it was like if i'm probably not going to knock him out at all yeah and it's like and if you burn all that energy and then he's onto you, it's like, I would be fucked. So obviously,

now you're rich, famous. Athlete. Athlete. Want to know. Yeah. All of the above, which you are now.

Oh, you want to know? Well, yeah, you want to know. Yeah, I want to know. Misfit. Yeah. You should stop. Did you call out anyone in the ring? Bevo.

Bevo. And then the Bevo propaganda continued into all the interviews afterwards, didn't it? Yeah, man. I think that if I'm going to do it again, me and Tom just screaming down

every interview as Mark going, it's your fight, Bevo! If I'm going to do it again, it has to be like a decent fight. I'm getting called out by like randomers now, like, which is quite funny. So you called out Bevo.

Yeah. Is that not like a step down? No, not really. No, I think that's the logical fight. But you could actually fight him at a pro level then really no I think I think that's you could actually fight him at a pro level then

yeah that's he has a background no he has a background apparently from his kids and he's done some training he was gonna fight Danny wasn't he

he was gonna fight Danny wasn't he he has not got a he's the most unathletic stiff he won't do it he won't do it you wanna do more though

is it I do because my situation's unique because I'm literally like if I'm gonna give up my mornings and evenings and then have to do more though is it I do because my situation's unique because I'm literally like if I'm going to give up my mornings and evenings and then have to do all this

it has to be someone I'm not fighting just a fucking random for no reason I think financially it probably was worth it looking back at yeah this one I now

it couldn't have really went more perfect it was in Newcastle I won I got fire of the night and I've ticked the box off right I've done it I'll do it again

if it's against Beville the little nerd it has to be really worth it because it'll do it again if it's against Beevil, the little nerd. It has to be really well. It has to be fair. Well, you quit watching it. No, you can't. No, no, no, no, no, no. Exactly.

You can't fucking pull that card out on the mic going, I'm Misfits Jesus, and then just retire at one and up. I'm not retiring. I'm willing to fight. Yeah. I'm willing to fight as long as it's someone who's worth me dedicating my life to.

When did you say you're Misfits Jesus? Press conference. In the press conference. Mate, I was cooking in the press conference. That's the way you went I'm here to take over misfits but just like

not any of the good people on the ship. That was good. That was good because that was my first little bit of speaking so I was like I got a laugh

so I was like yeah. That is good. That is an advantage for you though you have this weird like confidence or arrogance that really sells in those. Yeah but he's comfortable

in front of a camera. Do you know what this know what I was saying this the reason I'm all talking is because because I did radio for like four years I never used to I used to put the

fader up and it's live obviously I never used to have a clue what I was talking about so I'm used to just if my brain's struggling I'm good at like

finding a way out because you just get used to it I must say when because I was watching the stream of the press conference but I was a bit behind

so obviously Liv was there presenting so she was texting me going like everyone's laughing everyone was laughing at Lewis like

she fucking threw me under the bus you heard about this so Stokey was going he was getting questions then when they're getting questions people are like oh so what's your plan

like I've heard you want to follow the pitch so I'd like and then Stokey's like yeah when I knock him out I'm coming after Tom Garrett next then it cuts back to Liv and she's like I can guarantee you want to fight on the pitch side a lot. And then Stokey's like, yeah, when I knock him out, I'm coming after Tom Garrett next. Then it cuts back to Liv. And she's like, I can guarantee you that's not going to be happening.

Tom's not fighting. I was like, you made me look like a bitch. She said that on the street. She said it on the street. She's like, Tommy will not be fighting. Yeah, she's like, I can guarantee you, Stokey, Tom Garrett won't be fighting. I was saying all week.

Think I'm for a man. I fucking will. I'll fucking will I'll fight him now he put you right in the corner when I was brought back in the cage I didn't know that

I didn't see that though after I've seen him talk I just turned the stream off and she texted me you're not going to

be happy with me I was like why I said what have you said she just sent me the link I was like you fucking idiot

you made me look like a bitch you're whipped mate I'm going to have sent me the link. I was like, you fucking idiot. You made me look a bitch there. He's not fighting. You're whipped, mate. I'm going to have to fight him now. Get back on your page. Anytime I was asked about him, like Colin L. Tom, I was like, yeah, I back Storky 100%.

It's like being serious. Mate, the amount of people who thought you were being serious with that, saying when you said, oh, Tom's scared of you. They're like, why? Even Aaron Hunt, nothing said to me, why is he saying that about you? I was like, he's joking. It's a fucking joke. Yeah, but people believe it Hunt, I think, said to me, why is he saying that about you? I was like, he's joking. It's a fucking joke. Yeah, but people believe it because it's believable.

But Bevo, I want you, son, you little nerd. Yeah, you are a goofy, goofy div. He won't do it, man. That guy's a lazy boy. He's just walking around on the streets. Have you seen his TikToks? Cringy, cringy boy. He's saying, I'm working.

I'm working. Are you fuck working? You're the laziest person ever. He should get to the job centre. Do you know the worst thing? Walking about on the street and people interrupt him and he's like, oh, I'm working.

I'm working. What's your job? Do you know the worst thing about that? That video I've seen as well. He's wearing like skin tight, skinny jeans. It's 2024, lad. He's not a call the dragon hair, slicking it all the way back.

He looks like fucking Dracula. I just slicked it back. Yeah, you are one ugly, goofy div. He's not fighting you. Yeah, that's what I was thinking. I'm his kick. I'm his side kick. Side kick?

Kick man. I'm his kick man. So, Lewis, you're now professional athlete who's going to leave us. Misfits Jesus. Would you leave us, Jesus? Never, man.

I'll say it throughout the whole thing. I don't want to be all this influence stuff. It's just a fun little side quest. Side hustle. And I'll keep doing it. Pays well as well. I'll keep doing it. M as well I'll keep doing it

Misfits Jesus is here I am now the biggest name in misfits the problem is when I first started doing like social media I had a normal job and I said the same

yeah yeah yeah it's gonna stay it changes mate we're happy to let you fly bro just don't be in denial about it I think your heart

is locked in this is the thing right we actually hypothetically I said that you are like in shackles is the thing, right? Hypothetically, I said that. If you quit, it's over. Say I leave, like, what would I rather do?

What would I rather do? No, what would I rather do? Be Lewis Borden with, like, managing, like, what, 50,000 followers on TikTok? Sorry! Sorry! I don't even know. I think it get- Oh, sorry. I'm saying that's part of it. Sorry. I don't even know.

I think it's about 50,000. Or do I want to manage and produce like the mammoth of pitch side, there you go, and backside. I forgot the one show that you're currently on. Yeah, I enjoy- It'll be the start. It'll be the main event of backside.

I enjoy producing too, which is just start. You don't even do that here. I do produce. I enjoy like coming up's just start. You don't even do that here. I enjoy like coming up with good ideas. You don't produce. You don't edit. You don't produce. You do fuck all.

Are you trying to convince me to leave? Half the fucking show today has been about you. This is hilarious, right? He's been playing this, I'll just do a normal job. I'll just get this on the side. You do fuck all at work anyway. All you do is try to be the main character of every show.

That's all you do. Yeah, and be the main character of every show. Yeah, I have the main character. It's so difficult at this nine to five. I was up in Newcastle on Tuesday and I've been here for the last four days before we fight. I got the train back and got on stream the day after. That's commitment. So did we. We didn't even fucking get the money you got for fighting.

I thought. They were minus for the weekend. I ended up in a fucking net loss he's trying to convince me to leave I'll quit right now what man

nah I don't want him yeah good shot right against the contract you're actually under Lewis I went through the fine tooth comb

tooth comb yeah you comb your tooth what a tooth comb it's one of the most famous sayings in the world a tooth comb one of the most famous sayings in the world a tooth

corn one of the most famous sayings in the world oh is it oh it's hilarious when I say it

right but when Tom says that exact thing he didn't say it was the most famous saying in the fucking world

fine tooth corn I'm sure that's not it it's actually more famous it probably isn't the most

famous saying in the world it's a well known saying a tooth corn yeah I think I don't know

why it's I don't know yeah but yeah from one one we're just gonna fight here hs and theo's gonna fight joella in a rematch and tom's just gonna drink loads of alcohol at each of those folks no we i already i already proposed it uh proposed no i uh a suggestion well i already i already suggested was it uh the losing team of our high rocks vlog does a misisfits tag team match. Yeah, we should address. We're going to do High Rocks

in October. No. That's what everyone agreed to in Bish right earlier. We haven't addressed this yet on the pod. So what are we going to be doing? No, it's not happening.

No, we're doing High Rocks. Yeah, we're doing High Rocks. Yeah, we're doing High Rocks Amsterdam. Yeah. 2v2. and Tom's doing it on mushrooms oh why Tom vs

Reeve and Lewis yeah which is one of your team members has to do mushrooms beforehand that's the only thing I'll take the hit that'll be good

that's fine oh my god think of the title I did High Rocks on mushrooms could we do that don't know if we can get away with that

I know someone who found them in their pocket back from Amsterdam and ate him all at the airport before going on the plane wow that's a cool story bro

but yes it's actually going to be quite a difficult 50-50 I reckon to call yeah well I've got a fucking name he's got the entire history of

being an actual athlete probably the highest level athlete he can't be asked to do any training no now he does. Yeah, but he's got the, you know, the base there.

You've just come off the back of an actual genuine endurance event. He's an actual fighter, but with one leg. And I'm the only one that's specifically training for this event. I think you're really, really overestimating my career.

Tom doesn't care. He couldn't care less about me. Well, you're going to be fighting on Misfits then, unfortunately. Even when I played football, I didn't run. You used to say, oh, I run 50 miles. I do think that...

I'd have to do it. You said you did 5K in lockdown in 17 minutes. No, not in lockdown. That's not true. No, it's 14 minutes. I already paused everything. No, we had to do three miles in 18 minutes 30. Why do you say the elapsed time is 45 minutes?

Yeah, Ross Barclay. But, Tom, I think your competitive nature will take over. You can't lose to him. Come on. That is a good point. He's got one leg.

Oh, Lewis. Tom, if we win, I'll pay you £1,000. I guarantee you, I guarantee you, you've got more chance of pushing a sled than he does.

Yeah, probably, but you can do that bit. Yeah, that's what I knew you'd say. When they do the ski for the first time uh if you don't know what high rocks is it's essentially like a really hard that's his station he's just like tom you've done a thousand meters in like four strokes what the fuck no it's my problem is it is I don't have the desire To win Yeah, I know

You're there for the piss up In Amsterdam Yeah I'm sorry I really don't care Okay, what will motivate you to win? But the good feeling afterwards When you're like, yeah

Misfits tag team match If you lose I've said I will help us win If you agree to do a fight On Misfits No Your return

Can I just say Theo Berger Theo Berger Theo Berger Theo Berger Theo Berger. Theo Berger? Theo Berger? Theo Berger. Theo Berger. Imagine mystery opponent. You'd get six figures.

And he just walks out of nowhere. I don't want to do it. Theo Berger. You'd get six figures though? Yeah, you would. No, I wouldn't. I reckon you would. You would.

They kept asking me like, what would it take for Theo to do a fight? Who kept asking you? They would, on like Misfits News and stuff. And they're like, what would it take for Theo to step in the ring? I was like,

an immense amount of money. But there's a prize. I they're like what would it take for Theo to step in the ring I was like an immense amount of money but I'll tell you what would be cool if we did a like a pitch side card and all of us had a fight that would be pretty cool

that would do well as well that would be good that would pay as well you could just have you could just fight against like someone I'd have a fight yeah each of us

would be able to do that no I would have a fight but it would have to be the right amount of money and the right person I'd want to fight someone I don't like i i would have a fight but it would have to be the right amount of money and the right person i'd want to fight someone i don't like but i don't really there needs to be a bit of animosity because i me actually don't like stalky is actually like sound lad he's all right he's not like yeah um yeah but the thing is like you could say that

but at least he's not a complete twitter nerd because he actually just went in and had a after the fight now? Oh, yeah. Like, because like, he could have, you have the reputation when you're on Twitter, you sit behind a keyboard. He fucking went to Newcastle on short notice

and had a fight. And it was like, well, you can't really, all these profile pictures of João Felix who wrote rinses at him, it shouldn't really matter to him. I haven't seen many people rinsing him.

Yeah, no, because he just kept coming forward. You can't not respect him. You actually, anyone who fights anyway seen many people rinsing him. Yeah, no, because he just kept coming forward and you can't. You can't not respect him. You actually, anyone who fights

anyway and that like, he'll do well, he'll have another fight and he'll do decent because it's like, he takes a punch. If he can improve

his technique, if he can have like six months to improve his technique, he's already got the cardio base and the desire and the heart, he'll be alright.

Yeah. But you are doing tricks on him. I can probably see both of you fighting again. Yeah. Not each other, but like- Maybe they could tag team. No, that's actually not a bad idea, yo.

That is actually kind of funny. If there was a good opponent to go against. I do think, other than if Bevo does, because I think Bevo is the type to be like, no, no, I'm way too big for you. I'm fighting Danny Aaron. Danny Aaron isn't going to fight you. There's no other fight.

Me versus Bevo is very funny. I think you should fight Troops from isn't going to fight you. There's no other fight. Me versus people is very funny. I think you should fight troops from AFTV. Don't you think that's a good shot? No way. Football, the football rivalry. Yeah. Because he gives it loads.

How does a tag team work? You tap in and tap out, don't you? Whenever you want. Oh, I think that, I wouldn't personally want to do that. But the referee also has to be like,

yo, let's intervene for a second. Yo. I think they're easing away from that a little bit as well. Yo, wait up, bro. I don't, yeah. I think the one that gets me, like what makes me think,

okay, I can go straight back into doing all that is Bevo. I think that'll be a fun fight because I do think he's just like a knob. He's a wanker. He needs to get a knee sorted first. I'll fight him with one knee, little prick. Oh. He won't train.

That guy's so lazy. He's so lazy and's what he's so lazy and he just walked around so entitled that's what really does me out of it I don't know maybe he's a

maybe he's a bomber no talk about fitness challenges half iron man yeah come on another 70.3 in the bag

don't pretend like you care or want to hear about it I said well done you did a sub six I asked you that straight after see you did it

do you make it back to the North London Arbit in time yeah yeah comfortably actually we all made the train I finished half an hour to spend I have three questions

first of all did you cry I heard you cried I will say this no no no no no no no because there's lots of foot you'll

see it on camera you'll see it on camera wait wait wait wait wait these are just yes or no what constitutes as crying just please just please just please please stop i've got three questions all i want is yes or no not a single tear was shed did you cry number one no but okay i would say that's it that's it i would say that number two it was there number two number two can get out did you fall off your bike? No I don't know where this comes from Did you fall off your bike? We heard you fell off your bike

We said it in the stream chat on Sunday We heard you forgot your stabilisers Well he's obviously made it up hasn't he Imagine him falling off his bike Also he's just said Hang on hang on hang on A groan man That's a bit of a

Indication of evidence there guys He said How would Proddy know? Yeah how would he know? So he did know. So you did fall off your bike. No, but I'll tell you what did happen. No.

At one point, I was like, so I've got like a cage on the back of my bike, but I can't get it out. A cage? A bottle cage, sorry. Oh. Yeah, but a cage for a little kid. Just got a little kid in the back.

So I couldn't get The bottle out So I had to pull over On the side of the road Half way through my race To get the bottle So I pull over Switch the bottles round

Obviously I clipped out On one foot And as I put the bottle in You did fall off your bike I was like So you fell off your bike And I almost fell into the nettles I stung my leg

I was fuming So you fell off your bike Into the nettles Your old man fell off his bike But I got it all on GoPro So we'll have a look i'll have a third question why don't you do a full iron man i was thinking about this and then the thought of doing that bike again and then i think you will genuinely just horrific i think

you'll give yourself in future you want surely you want the Theo Baker, you are an Ironman. Yeah, yeah. That's the reward, isn't it? I think I'm going to do it for my 30th birthday. How old are you? Three years ago. With you? When you'll be 35?

Brilliant. It was pretty sick though. I think you need to at least attempt it because I know you will. I could, I genuinely think I could do an Ironman

right now. The reason is, you just said for your 10 seconds again. 10 seconds ago. No, but it's different. I could do it, but it doesn't mean I want to do it. Oh no, but 10 reason is you just said for your 10 seconds again 10 seconds ago it's different I could do it but it doesn't mean

I want to do it 10 seconds ago you just said the thought of doing another full one it is horrific but I could do it but I don't want to do it

but surely nobody really enjoys doing an Ironman exactly I think some people would probably you should do it I will do it

I'll tell you what I asked and say I'm not actually taking the piece it's because I didn't really know what went into a half iron man or an iron man and then reed told me that is fucking really hard and long and tough but a half iron man just makes you sound like a bitch yeah go do one do you know what i mean it's like i could never do one i know i couldn't i don't have the mental i don't could never do one. I know I couldn't.

I don't have the mental... I don't... I just... I couldn't. I know. I couldn't even do a half marathon, but a half marathon, it's just...

A half marathon, you're a bit of a bitch, aren't you? Then just do the full one. No. Why is he getting so defensive? I'm just explaining why... But go do one. If you're...

He has just achieved something he's really proud of and you call him a bitch. So he's probably... Do you know what? It's like proud of and you call him a bitch. So he's probably scored a bit. It's like scoring half a goal. The bike leg, the bike leg, all right,

had a thousand metres of elevation. That's easy. And they called it rolling hills. Metres? Yeah. 3,000 feet. They called it rolling hills. That was a hilly bike ride.

Did it in three hours. But also, you do get a bit of respite when you're coming down. Do you reckon if I trade two months, I could beat it at one point? Yeah, but coming down, it's got to be lovely. Do you reckon Lewis could beat your PV

if he trained for a month? Probably could, you know. I reckon if Lewis trained for a year, he couldn't do that. He said that about Rennie, didn't he? Yeah, his PV. Are you calling him out? My half marathon was one hour 52 in this.

The only problem is I can't swim. He's faster than his half marathon after I'd cycled 90 kilometers and swam 2K. He would just wait for a bike ride really. Yeah. You just literally having a nice bike ride in the swim. A three hour bike ride. Yeah, it's fun.

90K with a thousand meters of elevation. Do you understand what that, do you have any idea what I fucking did? You went on a bike ride, mate. You went for a bike ride. But you know, a minute swim as well. I'm very happy with that. Swim.

That's because I know you swim. Lessons in UK logs. It actually did help. The swim lesson did help, you know, a minute swim as well. I'm very happy with that. I'm also, I'm also, I know you swim. It actually did help. The swim lesson did help, you know. It was very beautiful. It was a very, it was very, the atmosphere was incredible.

No, I'm so proud of you. You ran about, swam about, and had a fucking bike ride. Well done. Anyway. No,

you did sub six hour. That's good. Fuck off. What? Here I am, choking up on the run because all these people, so many people in the run and on the bike road telling me, mate, I am doing this race because of you.

What, they were running past you? They were running past you saying, I'm here because of you. They were laughing. They were laughing at him. I would chat to people on the bike and on the run and say, I signed up to this race because of you They were laughing They were laughing I would chat to people On the bike And on the run And say

I signed up for this race Because of you And now these two dickheads Just diminish it all I didn't say anything What did I say It's a joke It's not though is it

I didn't say anything Do you get a t-shirt for it I actually I actually bought another It should be a crop top I actually bought another three And be a crop top I actually bought another three and a mug

and two hats please don't tell how much was the t-shirt there no this was free this is the no but you said you bought three

I don't know I didn't look at the price yeah there's different ones they got my name on the back and the whole thing all of them had Theo Baker on the back

every athlete every athlete it's written very so when it creates the Ironman logo on the back why are you wearing logos that one it's written very soon, it creates the Ironman logo on the back. Why are you wearing leggings? That one.

Yeah. No, it's hiding his real name from falling off his back. Why am I wearing leggings? Because it helps with the recovery. Yeah, blood flow. You really should be having it on you. I don't believe in that.

Yeah, we don't, we don't believe in that. You just wing, you just wing all athleticism, really. Yeah, man. Do you know what? If I actually had,

I might be like the greatest athlete in the world just without the, if I had your information, I might break every world record in the history of. I think we should sign

you guys up to a half Ironman. I'm okay, thanks. If I'm going to do it, I'll do a full. Then you sign up to a fight. I'll do a half Ironman

if you do a fight. Half Ironman if you do a fight. That's a good trade. I'm an Inarin, but he's going to get a fucking hundred grand to do it anyway.

What do you want? Can I tell you that your return would be fucking huge. You'd get a fuckload of money. I don't want to do it. Well, then I don't want

to do an Iron Man. But I'm not going out saying fighting's easy. You are. I'm not saying fighting's easy. It's not. It's not. It's not.

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It's not. It's not. It's not half a mile is easy. I know, when did I say that? When did I, I said, the sound. He actually said it, I didn't realise how difficult it was. I said, it's very, very difficult,

I could never do it. And then he proceeded to call me a bitch. No, I said, it makes you sound like a bitch, because it's a half. Alright, now I'm at 70.3.

What the fuck's that? It's the mileage. It's a half marathon, mate. That's not too bad. Did you beat the guy in the wheelchair this time? What? A French guy.

Oh, no need for that. That was dear. Fucking hell. You've remembered him. That's a grudge. Why have you tucked your socks over your leggings? Looks cooler. But I was going to say then.

Cool. Yeah, would you... I look like Indiana Jones. Fucking... Would you say... what do you think's harder? A half Ironman or having a boxing fight on Misfits? You have to think about the pressure. Half Ironman's harder. No, it's not.

Well, if it's harder, then Misfits should be no problem. No, Half Ironman's definitely harder. No, it's not. No, I reckon a fight's harder. Fucking... Are you fucking... Bikes don't punch back. No, yeah.

A Misfits fight is not easier than a half Ironman. A boxing fight... No, no, no. are you fucking bikes don't punch back what no yeah if you a misfits fight is not easier a boxing fight a boxing fight no no no I'm saying you can get in the ring and not everyone can finish

a half Ironman within cut off time not everyone can finish a fucking a boxing match I'm talking about no but in both aspects

surely the aim is to win no or to actually complete the thing what are you talking about I think the half Ironman's harder like oh don't the idea of swimming well maybe that's just a drill no but he literally trained or to actually complete the thing. What are you talking about? I think the half Ironman's harder. Oh, don't. The idea of swimming.

Well, maybe that's just... A drill. No. But he literally trained... He had a month to train. A fight to me is... You're only competing against yourself? But he trained a month to get in the ring. A month.

If you trained a month to get in the ring, you wouldn't finish in the car time. Yeah, yeah. But I'm saying to get to the start line, I think I'd be more daunted by the fight than I would be getting. Yeah, it is a bit... You don't know boxing, though.

Yeah, probably, but like... When I'm at the start line of an Ironman, I'm like, fuck, I know exactly what I'm doing here. You know how to cycle. Yeah, I'm saying from a personal experience. You're saying... There's way more variables in a boxing fight. No, but you could...

I think it's... I could get knocked out. I think Ironman's harder, but I think there's more stakes with a boxer fight. You could literally die. Someone could knock me out. That's not what we're asking. It's not what has more stakes.

It's saying what's harder. Yeah, but that's got to be counted. That's got to count for something. There's a pressure and a risk and comes with it. To be fair, I'd do the boxer fight one way. I'd fight. I would. If I'm stood on both the start line of a half Iron Man

and then as I'm about to walk out to the ring, I could lose my entire reputation on that one, whereas all I could do is just not finish. That's the difference. That doesn't mean it's harder. No, my argument to you. I think it's harder. No way.

I would potentially. You guys are completely diminishing anyone who does a half Ironman. I'm not. I would potentially do a boxing fight. No, you're completely misinterpreting it. Lewis has just done a boxing fight and he's never done a half Ironman. But I can't really swim.

Yeah, but it's vice versa for you though, isn't it? I've done a boxing fight. Oh, fucking God. Come on. Come on. What, in front of a crowd of 15,000 people? 10 minute rigs between roles. Oh no, you actually cringed me out.

What did you say there? You said no in front of 7 million people Live sport is not the same man I've played in front of live sport Yeah because you're good at football That's completely different And also that's not I'm talking from

Personal experience And you're good at triathlons Exactly Which is why A boxing fight for me Is way more Difficult and daunting In my mind

Than a half Ironman Would ever be There's no pressure To finish a half Ironman No Who gives a There's no pressure to finish a half Ironman. No. It gives a fuck. It's harder to finish a half Ironman

than to finish a boxing fight. Depends who you're fighting. Do you know what I mean? Like what you... That is true. We're not going to see eye to eye

because I think the boxing is definitely a more difficult sport to do than... It's a 100% more difficult sport to learn, I think. Yeah, you're just moving

in one direction and all of the... Yeah, it's hard. Yeah, but you also can't compare them at all. They are hard to compare. Why have we decided to compare them then? Do you believe me? I didn't even suggest that.

Someone said it. You fucking idiot. I just wanted to let you know that you're a bitch. Yeah, go do one then. I could, but I don't want to. Maybe you used to shitbox. You know what? Fuck it. I'm doing high rocks on my own. Yeah! one then god could about that one maybe used to should box you know what fuck it i'm

doing hyrax on my own yeah that's actually not a bad no tom has to do it no but i mean like in terms of record in terms of times in terms of times he it could be level you can only go as

fast as your slowest person can't you oh i could i could be no you're on the team no you're doing it you're not a presenter you're running run i don you're doing it you're not a presenter you're running I don't want to do it

I don't really want to do it I'll repeat on my own why do I have to be forced into things but no one else does how would it work I wouldn't I don't know

what do you mean what do you mean no one else gets forced into stuff we all do it the reason why the vlog works is because we're both setting up at the same time

so we can actually see we've got two cameramen yeah we'll figure it the reason why the vlog works is because we're both setting up at the same time so we can actually see we've got a camera man we've got two camera men yeah we'll figure it out unless we stick at similar times yeah but um

no we just go off on the same pen and then you have yeah but like what happens if you just like go well ahead well ahead damn he's always talking about

if only one person will get filmed then we need two camera men to stick on each team yeah we'll figure it out yes that's what I'm saying oh right yeah yeah it's fine well lots of fitness achievements one person will get filmed and we need two cameramen to stick on each team. Yeah. We'll figure it out. Yes.

That's what I'm saying. Oh, right. Yeah, yeah. It's fine. Well, lots of fitness achievements and life achievements. You know, Elliot Johnston,

he came second in his age group, 13th overall. Do you know who won the Ironman? Is it the Sam? The half Ironman. The half Ironman. A fucking Tour de France athlete. Really? An actual pro cyclist. I can't remember his one. A fucking Tour de France athlete. Really?

An actual pro. Who? I can't remember his name. Oh. A pro cyclist. Yeah, it seems a bit unfair, doesn't it? He finished 20 minutes ahead of everyone on the bike. Yeah, that's insane.

I mean, how long is the bike ride? 90 kilometers. Which takes you how long? Oh, that was specifically a 70.3 there. Yeah. It's not full and... No, it took him like two hours, I think. Jesus Christ.

Two hours? Yeah. Jesus. He was holding 45 Ks an hour up. Yeah. A thousand meters elevation. Yeah. yeah he's not full hand he took him like two hours I think Jesus Christ yeah Jesus he was holding 45k's an hour up yeah 1000 metres elevation yeah

he's juiced up that is insane so you need to grow up ready just playing about on kids toys yeah did he have stabilisers on he did actually yeah

um I have got a quiz if you want one later but do you want to do your bollocks first Luke Littler just messaged me saying Bivo next

get your cardio sorted do him did he actually Luke Littler just messaged me saying Bevo next, get your cardio sorted, do him. Did he actually? Luke Littler? On what? On what? Unless that's like a fake one.

Oh, because he followed you after the nine daughter, didn't he? Right, before we go then. It is the quiz.

Right, this week's, what's the word? Topic. Topic. Thank you. I woke up today feeling really grateful

and fulfilled and happy and now you guys just ruined my I've said hang on I've been in your corner this entire time

name one thing that I said that was bad you jumped on his bandwagon no I fucking didn't he's victimising himself again

he's gaslighting us again I've tried to encourage you to tell everyone about Iron Man. I said that Iron Man was harder. I was actually on your side. I said what you did was really impressive. It's very hard. None of you care.

It's only him. Oh, gross. I actually said congratulations the second I knew that you'd finished. Me too. Let's not do that. Come on. I liked your post. I was on your side.

Right. You're here. Right. The topic of this week's quiz can I get your buzzer noises please oh no change that ring sting

two syllables that's crazy that's a long one iron oh that's two as well damn sad sad

okay this week's topic are riddles oh oh hello question number one what can travel the world without leaving Sad. Sad. Okay, this week's topic are riddles. Oh, fuck. Oh, hello. Question number one. What can travel the world without leaving a corner? Sad.

Ring-sing. Stamp. Correct. One nil to Theo. Question number two. Why do you know that? What is always in front of you but can never be seen? Sad.

Theo. Your soul. Iron. No. Ring-sing. The future. Yes. Oh, I was going to say. No, no, no. Also, your eye flutter. your soul iron no the future yes oh I was gonna say

no no no also your eye floater pardon say that again I can see the future pardon yeah I can

I reckon we're gonna finish this show yeah that's wrong because you are seeing into the future that's not seeing into the future that's just guessing on what's gonna happen

okay what is light but even the world's strongest man cannot hold for long gravity strongest man cannot hold for long gravity no can it hold for long

iron yeah oh no I was going to say something like depression no fucking hell deep side

what is light but the strongest man can't hold for long even the world's strongest man can't hold for long even though it's light it's your go by the way

sad a light because it's so hot no ah the sun are you buzzing in ring sting

skin what I don't know it's normally just like weird answers aren't they it's got to be some sort of fucking

you can't hold like an emotional that doesn't make sense yeah that's why I thought it was what can't you hold for long penis

I mean some some can hold it for longer than others oh borna iron your breath yes

well it's light your breath is light your breath is light isn't it air that's it's a riddle anyway so that's two to Reeve light. Your breath is light. Your breath is light, isn't it? Air. Air. That's, hmm. Oh,

it's a riddle. Anyway, so that's two to Reeve, one to Theo. Number four. The more you take, Iron. No,

I'm going to do a different one. What was that? There's a hole in it. No, actually. Oh, okay. Oh,

he's already buzzed. He's already buzzed though. No, no, no. The more you take, the more you leave behind. Ring sting. Um, actually. Oh, okay. Oh, he's already buzzed. He's already buzzed, though. No, no, no. The more you take, the more you leave behind. Ring sting. Shuttle.

Oh. I don't get this. Can I buzz again? He's already buzzed. All right, go on then. You go and I'll buzz after. I'll lock in a buzz after you iron. The more you take, the more you leave behind.

The answer, therefore, would be... Five. No, don't do that. Four. Three. Two. One. Sad.

The answer is... What's the word when you... Fuck, what's the word? Incorrect. Incorrect. Footsteps. Correct. Three to Reeve, one to to Theo zero to Ringsting

what's the word when you just footsteps you've just typed in riddles and gone no I haven't I've had this quiz for ages on my notes

it's actually it was actually done on the 17th of May 2023 before backside started yeah I know he knew he could see the future

what has I don't know what belongs to you It's before backside star. Yeah, I know. He knew he could see the future. What has... I don't know. What belongs to you, but he's used more by others? Ring-sting. Iron. Sad. Five.

Four. I was after him though, by the way. Three. No, no, no. Two. Your eyes. Sad. Sad.

I was after him. Sad. I buzzed in before him. Fuck off. No way. Your name. Oh, fuck off. I was after him. I buzzed in before him. Fuck off. No way. Your name. Oh, fuck off.

You've won anyway. Oh yeah, but I want to win by more. Just buzz quicker next time. I buzzed in before you. Right, there is an extra bonus one. That's what we're doing.

Now he's in the game again. It's even four more. You get triple points. Oh, fuck it. No. I know what happens here. The story's already ready.

What is tall? What's, what's. No. I know what happens here. The story's already ready. What is tall? What's, what's tall? Oh, no, I don't have to. Dark and handsome. I'm tall when I'm young and short when I'm old. Rick Sting.

Penguin. No. Tall when I'm short and short when I'm, no, I'm tall when I'm young and short when I'm... No, I'm tall when I'm young and short when I'm old. What am I?

Penguin. What do you mean, penguin? Fucking, that could be the worst answer ever. I don't get riddles, me. Me brain don't work like that. Sad. I want to say that.

Erection. Tree. What? Tall. they don't start tall don't even start you said penguin tall when I'm young but short when I'm sad what can get when you're sad

what can what can be born tall shrinks as it gets older penis as time passes what shrinks old people

yeah iron flour no because they grow yeah but when they're

young what begins tall and decreasing erections when you do something to it

rinsing erection does it make any sense? What are you talking about? Do something to it. Sad. A thermometer when you take it from...

No. Hot to cold. You're not a million miles away though, if that makes sense. Ring sting, heater. That doesn't make sense, but you're kind of a wrong... Ring sting!

Sad. Iceberg. I was going to say that. No. Say it again. What's tall... I'm tall when I'm young and short when I'm old.

What am I? It's got something to do with heat or... Yeah. Ring sting. Ice cube. You're out now. You've had enough of you. That's not fair.

Just saying stupid I don't know oh mate I don't fucking know this one to be fair Ice Cube isn't that crazy of a show

I don't think about it it's got something to do with a flame oh sad a candle a matchstick a. A matchstick. A candle.

Yeah, a candle. Oh! Obviously, yeah, he would have went to. But matchstick would also work at the same time. So Theo has won this week's quiz. Well done, Theo.

I don't know what the current scores are. Let us know in the comments. Make sure you tune in next week. Shit, I'm winning overall, I think. That's got to go VAR, by the way. I buzzed it in before him. No, I think Theo got it. Yeah, I am joking.

Reeve is the winner of this week's quiz er I'll get a point each then because I technically was yeah I'll get a point each well done mate and you lose a point

yeah you're a minus one why? you actually didn't get a single one right don't go his eyes look sad bye everyone bye you made it to the end well done you I actually didn't get a single one right. Don't get me. His eyes look sad. Bye, everyone. Bye.

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