Back Side - 30: Theo Baker Finds Himself in Australia! "I put a sausage in my ****" & Trumps UFO Connection

Episode Date: November 7, 2024

Theo finds himself in Australia, Reev tells the story of a pig who drank 18 beers and the lads talk Trumps UFO connection.If you'd like to work with us, email the studio on [e-mail] by The Fellas Studios: https://fellasstudios.com/podcastsTheo:https://youtube.com/c/HiMalfoyhttps://youtube.com/c/TheoBakerVlogsOllie:https://youtube.com/c/reevhttps://youtube.com/c/OllieFletcherTom Garratt:https://www.youtube.com/@TomGarratt10Lewis:Worm. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to a new episode of Backside with me, Reeve, Theo Baker, Tom Garrett and Lewis Bowden. If you haven't already hit follow, why not tap it right now for new episodes every week. And if you want to see more Backside, catch us on YouTube, TikTok and Instagram, where all you have to do is search Backside. Let's get into it. Look at one scurrying off a Pacific pile aisle, like, and get on the massage chair. Back out where you talked to me. Ah! Are you f***ing talking to me like that?

Next week's recs already recorded. Record. Already recorded. Oh, my God. Too much time around the fellas? You're so cringe, man. Oh my God. Too much time around the fellas. You're so cringe. This is sometimes.

I've normally torn it down with you guys because I'm a working professional. You've really gone down in my estimation. You've become a bitch. You actually are a bitch as well. And now you're big fat cringe now and I'd like to point out there is actually something else cringey

in this room right now. If we all can point our eyes towards Reeves' left foot. Cringe about that? Brilliant. He's got a right sock on his left foot. Socks are sock, innit. No, it's not. It's different.

Not that OCD. Left and a right sock. I've got ankle socks on because I've got one. Hang on, hang on. Just to veto that. Isn't it more cringe to point that out than it is to just put two socks on? And make a big song and dance. I was like, oh, two white socks.

Bosh, I'll whack them on. You wear leggings again, mate, as well. Wait, what? They're so tight. And also, if I go like that, the tic's the right way. whack them on you wear leggings again mate as well wait what they're so tight unless they go like that and they're tics the right way they're just because

they're massive calves oh fuck off oh well I saw a good comment last week someone was like god Tom's in a bad mood today

someone replied being like you must be new here I've seen one as well that came up today it was like Lewis's fact was so far off.

I was actually replying saying you must be new here. Why are all the stands different sizes? It reflects Cox's. These are actually from a different podcast. I prefer these ones. Yeah, well, these are waffling. Hang on a minute. These are waffling mics.

Yeah. So guess who's that one for? Joe? Yeah, because it's the smallest mic. Nice. We actually requested these pop films. It's interesting because people are listening to this as if we've just recorded all the other ones,

but this is the first time we've recorded Backside in like a month. Should we let them know that? Yeah, I think you ought to let it go. Well, you had a bit with your update because he'd been gone for three weeks, hadn't you? You're ruining the secrets of the trade. But we're going to talk about it, yeah, but you've been gone for three weeks. Do you mean we had to wreck three episodes? Uh-oh.

He's not using it the right way. People actually think we call, like, one a week. We used to. We do usually. That's ideally the scenario. Even then we were stacking them a little bit. You're busy going proposing and shite. You're on a big holiday.

I went down under. I haven't been away. Yeah, you have. You've got the most cards out of all of. I haven't been away. You have. You've got the most cards out of all of us. You have been away. What? I said you have been away. No, I haven't missed a backstreet.

Away with the fairies, am I right? Well, none of us have missed a backstreet. That's why we're here on backstreet. No, but I mean, I could have recorded every other one once. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I went on holiday for a week. Just coincided well with Theo's holiday.

Wait, what? I wasn't away with Theo's, was I? No, the one prior. We were away together, weren't we? Which one was that? When you were in Spain, maybe? Go on then, Theo. You went to fight kangaroos then? Was it worth it? People actually thought you quit pitch side and back side.

I wish. They were very disappointed. That was kindly influenced by us saying that he had quit. Wait, when did you say that? On stream. They're like, why has Theo never read these things anymore? I saw a couple of comments saying, why didn't you get Theo as a guest?

He'd be a good guest. I was hoping the plane crashed. Well, on the way back, they did have to hard reset the plane. The flange. In the air. We started walking, well, driving towards the runway, but you know when you leave, they go, ladies and gentlemen, there seems to be an electrical issue.

We're going to have to go back. They come and tell you personally in first class. And then they just reset. It wasn't first class. While your parents were in economy. This is crazy. So if you weren't here on the stream, ChrisMD exposed...

It was Will who exposed that. ChrisMD? He's not been on the stream in fucking ages, mate. He hates us. Will exposed that. Theo got himself first class and put his family in economy he didn't put anyone

anywhere on separate planes oh my god yeah yeah you were on the fancy plane didn't even want

them coming up to you don't even you're not queuing with me do you know who I am I'm filled with Mbappe they go home earlier than you do

yeah oh you made them cut the holiday short just so they only go there for three days. You flew back from Brisbane. They flew back from Sydney.

It's a different plane. Oh. I think in my flight, they pay for their flight. Oh, wow. What? You didn't even pay for them. Wow. You are-

The people who put food on your plate. Do you pay for your parents' flights? I would. I would if I could. I have done it in the past. Oh, yeah, but you didn't, mate. No, I didn't. You made them fly home early.

I went on a trip to New York. Oh. Whatever, but you didn't, mate. You made him fly home early. He took my trip to New York. Oh, whatever, mate. Oh, now he's bragging about it. Gaslighting. That's not... Guess who was on my flight on the way home? That's not selfless speed,

is it, that? I don't know. Guess who was on my flight on the way home? He won't know it, though. Tom Hanks. I don't think he'll know it. Mbappe.

Close. Vinnie Jr. Close. Steve Irwin. Close. His son. No. The Stingray. Almost. close Vinnie Jr close Steve Irwin close his son no the stingray

almost the stingray also no don't disrespect Steve Irwin like that I'm Australian I'm a citizen

no it was Wim Hof who the fuck's is he like a muscle guy or is the Iceman Iceman yeah he's wearing shorts and t-shirts ironically coming from

a hot country going to another hot country. Fraud, really. Fraud, what? You were next to him in first class, was you? Yeah, I actually was, yeah. Were all your parents at the back of the plane? No, they weren't on the plane.

How did you discover that it was Wim Hof? Was someone just behind you going, You're like, fucking hell, dude. Oh my God. Hey man, it's me. I saw him in the lounge and then I saw him next to me in the suite. How much does this cost you?

What? How much does it cost for like the first? Well, backside, a lot of time left. That'll be like 10 grand. First class flight to Australia. How much does that cost? It was on British Airways. They're probably quite cheap.

No, it isn't at all. It's like 4,000 pounds. First class? It's business class. He asked first class? I don't know about first class. First class is probably five figures. I understand like if you can't at all. It's like 4,000 pounds. First class? It's business class. He asked first class. I don't know about first class. First class is probably five figures. I understand.

If you can't do it, it could be a business class for Australia. It's definitely worth it. I understand. If you can justify spending that much money, it's worth it.

Is it? Is it not like a premium economy that you can just do for a grand? Premium economy is great though, but 24 hours. Also, I was really... It's a long flight. 24 hours, yeah.

Premium economy, I would recommend for like 11 to 12, like South Africa, for example. 24 hours like also it's a long 24 hours yeah premium economy I would recommend for like 11 to 12 like South Africa for example the way home I'd never experienced

anything like that in my life it was a sweet we had a double bed yeah I'd never experienced that in my life what did your parents have

wait you hang on they were on the megaballs sorry they got a sheep at home go on get on this get on get on the Megabus Sorry They've got a ship at home Come on get on the fucking ship Come on Shut up man

Where's my suite You've never experienced a double bed before Oh he's only used to kings Oh You're such a Torian lad So what happens You get off the plane and there's just like kangaroos bouncing about.

So you're back in the UK? You'd feed a kangaroo. Your mum and dad are still in the Mediterranean on the way back. So how was... Lots of love out to the bakers. Good luck on the journey. You might get on the ship.

Mate, there's pirates that they pass through there as well. That is terrible. No, it's not. That's the way it would go. Is that a Geordie pirate? That's a Geordie pirate. The Somali pirate. Ew.

I don't do that. Arrgh. Arrgh. Arrgh. That's Sparrow. She's not from Bristol. Oh, yeah. Picking off where...

Fucking movies. Fucking knows it all away. She's from Plymouth. Go on, then. Well, it's not. I was too scared to feed the kangaroos. I made Jodie do it. Fuck off.

Do they, are they as big as they look? I love kangaroos. I mean, they're mental. You know, you've seen the guy that punches one to get rid of his dog and they all fall. I was a bit shook though, cause they just had, in the sanctuary I went to, they just had like a little area you could just walk in.

Oh, it's a sanctuary though. It's not like a wild kangaroo. So you said you were brave. So you said, remember with the bravery test, since he left, he said he'd stroke a panther. And now a pet kangaroo, and he won't feed it some grass. In a sanctuary where they're domesticated.

No, they were like slobbering all over the hand. I was like, I don't want kangaroos slobbering my hand. Don't touch me. Did he go... I'm not joking, that pal. Them kangaroo, I got a nice selfie with one. And then I got really... I did the wide angle photo.

We're really long. What are you doing? I'll tell you what though, there was a lot of English people. There's a lot of English couples that have just moved over there for like two years. Yeah, it's good. It's almost like people emigrate over there.

Do they not like us coming over and just living there and working? I imagine because... Who, Australians? I feel like we're... I feel like we're like... They kind of started out as Br? No. Do they not like us coming over and just living there and working? I imagine because- Who, Australians? I feel like we're- I feel like we're like- They kind of started out as Brits, didn't they?

I feel like we're what America- We look at Americans as- What's that? No, no, no. We're more similar to Aussies, I think. Yeah, we are more similar, but I feel like they look at each other like- Fia's got a skullet now, guys.

You know what I mean? I've grown a skullet, yeah. By the way, a lot of Aussies come over here as well. Yeah, I know. But like, we think that- It's like we want to be their friends, but they don't need to be our friends. No, think about the amount of G'day donations we get.

Oh, G'day. By the way, Australia, we should do a tour. We should do a tour. Oh, I've said all along. I didn't realise, by the way, down under. There's a lot of you out there. We've said it for the last at least 18 months that we want to do a tour

of Australia well the chimp he's the organiser it was quite mental so if everyone just goes on our Patreon and donates £5 each it will be expensive

if you all subscribe and give us some money we'll do it please subscribe to Backside as well because we're almost like 50,000 subscribers and we'll get a proper set

also the thing is we could do streams and that there we could still work there we wouldn't just be well hang on you Also the thing is we could do streams and that there. We could still work there. Well hang on, hang on. You thought the tour was we just go over and fucking up two weeks holiday? Well no, I mean like... No, no, no, I thought you meant like vlogging or whatever but...

No, no, we could do like... We could do... We could do crowded livestreams that we wanted to do for the Aurores. It was kind of a vibe out there, though. I did fine myself. Oh, he's doing it. Look, he's seen George do it all. Wait, wait, hang on.

What did you discover about yourself over in Australia, though? That this is my lifestyle. I should be here living there. What's that lifestyle? Going to bed early, waking up early, and just doing random triathlons. You know you can do that.

You know you can do that in the UK. Which is exactly... Okay. Wait, wait, wait. It's bright. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. So exactly what you do here anyway. No.

You did that this morning. With better weather. It was 27 degrees at 6am. But that's what we have in the summer sometimes. We do not have 27 degrees. Occasionally, occasionally. Every now and again. Not 6am.

Do they have ginger people in Australia? Or were you like a rare one? No, they banned them, didn't they? You do know what Aussies are? Aussies are literally like the British prisoners. Criminals. Ex-criminals from the UK. We sent criminals to Australia and banished them.

Is that why they're like good crack? What? They smoke crack. No, so like prisoners are probably like... If they were prisoners, they might have been like naughty and that, but like they probably said a good bit of banter. They did have a good banter to be fair. Yeah just killing people.

They have good banter because they're a good culture. You're not going to HMP Wandsworth and going, fucking hell these lot are hilarious. You know you said they're a good culture, you know they've got good culture. Put your fucking finger in my mouth. Their culture is lit. Their coffee is sensational. I've never had coffee like it

and their food is all fresh and stuff. It's like really nice. Their food and coffee is amazing. You don't have fresh food? As in everywhere you eat is just nice. But isn't that the same as Italy, Spain, all the fruit and that's fresh. It makes you question it.

They can grow it, we can't grow it. We don't have the climate for it. Also you do have like, it is a tourism spot where you were going. So they are like- G'day. The un-touristy bits, man. Oh yeah, that's why you found yourself in the jungle, bro.

The best steak I ever had was from an Aussie guy in Bahrain. When? We didn't ask, Lewis. And you could cut it with like a plastic knife. But they didn't give you metal ones? No, he just had the best steak ever. Hang on a minute, I thought you said you never had steak? What? So you met us.

Huh? Why are you pointing that at me? At least it's not in your mouth. You've said you've never had steak since you met us. That's not true. It's the only thing I make myself. Why are you getting so red? I don't know.

Why'd you do that? He asked things and then you reply and he's like, oh boy, why you guys doing that? Absolutely. Absolutely incredible ability to stop the flow of conversation. Yeah, but you could literally cut this steak with a plastic knife. It was fucking mint. And they just grow up barbecuing, innit? That's why they with a plastic knife. It was fucking mint. And they just grow up barbecuing, innit?

That's why they're good at it. No, the shrimp. No, it's literally true. Did they put shrimp on the barbecue? He put a lot of them on. Have you ever had a schooner? What? Schooner scorer?

I don't know what a schooner is. It should be a drink. Tom, let me tell you what a schooner. I want it in a pint or a schooner, mate. I'll get one schooner from Pacific Pile Ale. Can you just answer the question? A schooner is a... So a pint is what, 5.30?

Yeah, 5.30, 3.00. A schooner is about like 500, 450. Oh, just a little bit less. That's just another drink. It's so far for your power. They have pints over there. Why? You can request one if you want,

but the standard drink is a schooner Because your drink stays colder So you just sink them loads more Ah yes Wait what do you mean it stays colder Because there's less of it No the sun You're drinking it quicker

Wait so I follow that schooner scorer right Yeah He's a fraud then Because he does pints Yeah he should be pint scorer Yeah he shouldn't be doing pints mate Schooner's completely different You've been exposed by steel vehicle

That does make sense That's quite clever actually It's actually really i remember i got cold and nice yeah yeah frequent point yeah and also you feel like you're drinking more yeah you do but you're actually not so actually you're doing yourself a favor to your liver that is clever what else i did realize that um you know everyone thinks like aussies like oh they're such good drinkers they are the brits are better yeah we know no i don't know know. They're good with beers in it and we're good with spirits. I thought that's how it works.

No. No, the best, I think the best drinkers are the Scots. The Scots are the original. Oh, yeah, I know. Yeah, yeah, but if you take an England

versus Australia, England are better. I don't know. I think it's close. Oh my God, that'd be so good. Any country that has like rugby as a primary sport.

It's pub culture. It's pub culture. It's pub culture. Anyone with pub culture? Well, I'm rugby. I'm pretty fucking good at rugby too. Yeah, they are pretty freaking good at that. Do you remember when the Americans were doing that thing where it's like, you've been wickeded,

and they had a WKD, and they're like, you have to down it. It was so bad. Dude, have you tried to smirn off ice? No, it was like, you've been iced. You've been iced or something. Oh, fuck off. He said, you've been wickeded. WKD? Well, you don't know. Yeah. WKD'd. you've been iced or something oh fuck off he said you've been wickeded for the whole week yeah

WKD'd I experienced a tropical storm that was quite cool at the top of a mountain oh it's a shame you didn't blow your hair on sorry

sorry that wasn't I'll blow your fucking back out where you talked to me oh what that escalated very quickly I'm getting hot Australian people

are badass actually. Any more questions guys? Not really. He's found his own personality now. Yeah. That's the thing. Are you fucking talking the wheel on that? I did a couple races out there.

Yeah, yeah, sure. Boring. A lot of topless pics coming on Theo's Instagram over the past couple weeks, you know. Yeah, James Bond desk. I saw you in that wetsuit and your cock looked tiny. I wasn't in a wetsuit. Yeah, you were. Were you across the beach? I was in a swimsuit.

Oh, what? Oh, Jesus. Mate, I was literally in swimming shorts. At least you're not defensive about it. I was in speedos, mate. No, you weren't they were long i love how he's defending not defending his cockbeats it's actually now it was actually black have you ever um have you ever ran like fully on sand

yeah but fucking hell yeah it's really hard these are built different they grow up on the sand and in the ocean i went so a run swim run was a 1500 meter run into 700 meter swim into a 1500 meter run right i did the first run it was okay it was hard i went into the water in the middle of the pack i went into the water middle of the pack i came out of the water fourth last and there was about 60 opponents anybody with cerebral palsy ahead of you as well probably probably yeah that was it i came fourth last in the race the only people who lose the only people who came after me were middle-aged women well anyway i remember um running on sand someone was on about I can't remember the football manager

that's why the Brazilians are so like strung and like they're cause they grow up on the sand Roy Keane said he took them out

for like a beach day pre-season then they all finished it like injured and then he fingered their bums but where did

Roy Keane actually take them to because it was like Brighton Beach Derry what London Derry Cork it would have beenon Beach, then it's just stones. Derry. What? London Derry.

Cork. It would have been Sunderland, wouldn't it? Derry, London Derry. Is Sunderland Beach a stone beach or a sand beach? Because if it's a stone beach... Latvia. Fucking hell. Antarctica is a snowy beach. Lithuania.

Sik and Kourou. What's happening right now? Moscow. Do you see any scorpions? No. And have PTSD from... No, I saw a couple of Spideys. Spideys?

Spideys? Spideys. Was your confidence built with those kind of creepy crawlies from our episode yeah I didn't really see so you were just like

Ace Ventura sort of catching them all the way loads of like chameleons and lizards just chilling next to us and they have these like dinosaur birds

which are really annoying oh the long beak oh so weird they are dinosaurs they're bendippers aren't they if you stare at them you think shit

you're a dinosaur and then you look at their feet and you think shit you, you're a dinosaur. And then you look at their feet and you think, shit, you're a T-Rex. And then you look at their face and you think, you're a dinosaur. Right, and then you see the wings and you go, shit. They're the really long beak ones.

They're shithouses. I swear to God, they jump on your table, flap your wings, attacking you and nabbing your food. They're annoying. Little rat wings.

You mean a polybion bird. A big seagull. They didn't believe, I will say who they did do that to, though. Go on. It was a group of Down syndrome guys. It was really bad. It was really bad.

I'm not even joking. It was really bad. It was really bad. I thought you were going to say Jodie. I thought you said Jodie, my mum. My mum and dad. You know what I'm saying? I came up the toilet. You didn't even do anything at the sanctuary. You were going to say Jodie. I thought you said Jodie, my mum, you know what I'm saying. I came up the toilet. You didn't even do anything in the sanctuary, you were scared to feed them. I bought the food.

You just sat there in it, as always, you didn't even go and see the animals. I was about to even realise. Oh they slobber, I'm just going to sit down and eat. They had these water pistols and that's how you get rid of them, these little water pistols. Really? The birds didn't give a shit. So everyone's just recruited with water pistols then? They're giving guns.

And then these birds just like jumping on the table. Ah, ah! You should have just grabbed them. Just grabbed one of them. Then it all kicked off. You've got to start hunting them back. You have to set a precedent. You grab one and kill it in front of the others,

and then you leave it on the table. That's how you start a war. That's how the emu war started. That's how the emu war started. They've learned battle with birds. This is what you should do with flies and that. This is why you're uncultured. No, no, you kill one and you leave it

on the entrance to the window or something. With a little note. Yeah, just be like, this is what happens. Tom, their beak is so long and sharp, you can't even get to their neck. Oh, okay. Then you grab the beak though. By Lord whack-a-mole.

What's it called? They can't be looking how you're seeing it. No, then you grab the beak though. By the whack-a-mole. What's it called? You can't be looking how you're seeing it. No, it does. They're infamous in Australia for nicking food. What's it called? I don't know what the name of the bird is. Kookaburra. Got a Kookaburra.

A Kookaburra? They're not cute. Where's the fucking birdie? It's a Kookaburra. Oh, it's just Tony. It's not a Kookaburra. It's not a Kookaburra. Is this it?

No, no, no. It's completely different.ookaburra. It's not a kookaburra. Is this it? No, no, no. It's completely different. No. I can't remember what the name is, but their beaks are really long and thin. And they're like... Oh, you're cocked. And they just get by by just fucking like

scrunning all everyone's food. A white ibis. Yeah, them. God, they're little shithouses. Sure. Awful animals. Yeah, you could strangle it. animals yeah you could strangle it yeah you could

strangle it hey look at that little shit that's a fucking dinosaur that is that's evil it looks nothing like a dinosaur

I'm telling you now they're that's the most bird looking bird I've ever seen did you go to obviously in Australia I'd expect you to

go pay your respects at the Imuwar death land yeah I did. Is there a graveyard? Yeah, well, it's like Battle of the Song when you were there. Luke, I actually saw an emu.

Yeah, did you have a gun? And I looked at it and I could see his eyes. They were telling me a story. That emu had been through something. Yeah, he was one of the survivors. You think he was a survivor, yeah. It's crazy, man. People message me still with evidence of the emu wars survivors. You think he was a survivor? Yeah. It's crazy, man. People message me still

with evidence of the emu wars if I didn't know it was real. Yeah. It's like, I know. I said it. I climbed a bridge. Oh, anyway. Do you know what?

He spent three weeks in Australia playing with the most dangerous animals in the world and he's got with... I had my food stolen. I ran on sand and I climbed a bridge. And I went to bed early. Yeah.

Early. Fucking hell. What a trip. I asked the... At the top of bridge. And I went to bed early. What a trip. I asked at the top of the bridge, any questions? What celebrities have you got up here? Any questions, mate? And I went, get high.

And she was telling me all about the DiCaprio and whoever they've had on the bridge. Wow, that's amazing. And then my dad thought it'd be funny to go, oh, you know we've got a celebrity right here. Oh. In front of everyone. Oh.

I've never, I've never. And you went, woo! Yoo-hoo, big time a blowout. Were you not just hoping he'd say that, though? I almost actually just yeeted myself off. No, no, no. I know exactly what happened. He's gone, this is my time.

Walked to the front. He's found the this is my time. Walk to the front. Stop belling him. What do you say when he's like, oh, dad, stop. When he's like, shut up. Shut up now. Well, it's great. We've got a little,

an entrant for the bungee jump. She's like, what the fuck? Anyway, should we do that thing? You want to know anything else? That was the biggest triathlon in the world taking part where I was staying yeah nah

can we stop with the fitness chat it's so dull it's so dull oh you'd like one of these Byron Burgers I've heard about Byron Burgers passion fruit and mango beer it was

no have you ever had a Jubal yeah pardon the little cans of beer what Jubal it can't be saying that

Jubal Jubal you've ever had a bottle, what? A Jubal. You can't be saying that, mate. You can't be saying that. Jubbly. You've ever had a bubbly in the Jubbly? A Jubbly? You mean an ice lolly? Stop carrying podcasts over into this format. It's malfunctioning.

Do you mean the ice lolly Jubbly? No, a Jubble. Joe, Joe, Joe. Voila, voila. Luke. Unplug me, mate. Just, yeah, the Jubal, the sort of flavoured... Yeah, they're like flavoured beers, aren't they?

They have like an orange strap round or a green strap round. I tried to take him home. An ice lolly. Oh, well, that's what he's trying to describe. Yeah, he's a media. That was really nice, actually. Facilitate him into the conversation a little. I thought you meant a jubbly.

Did you ever have a jubbly when you were younger? Yeah, I had a jubbly. So good. You should go and have a sports day in when you were younger yeah so good all that little caprio thing where there's little balls of like ice lolly a clipper

oh yeah caprio what's that it's the clippo like but the jubblies were like pyramids yeah yeah yeah clippo balls

oh I love a ball clippo balls clippo balls clippo balls very good clippo balls well that's what you've been up to

for three weeks I feel like I really glossed over that well did you do anything else cool oh he went for a run every day I'm his niece there you go oh I was really ill actually That's what you've been up to for three weeks. I feel like I really glossed over that. Well, did you do anything else cool? Oh, he went for a run every day. I made an ace. There you go.

Oh, I was really ill, actually. That's nice. Yeah, well, you carried it with you, didn't I? Yeah. Didn't I? I was ill. But then getting on the plane and breathing air for 24 hours made me even more ill.

Yeah, planes do make you bad. I was dying. I had to go on adze first. And also, everyone else that's ill on the plane is also making you ill because you're in a confined tin can flying for this guy. I went on antibiotics. It's kind of sexy though.

All the juices flying about. That's the first time I've been on antibiotics in like 15 years. You were on antibiotics? Yeah, I was really ill. Plus when you can like teleport in it. Do you know what?

They've only just teleported smell. Oh, shut up. No, this is a real thing. So the, yeah, people like farting jugs and that and sell them.

No, I swear it out. I've an interesting follow-on from that but you finish so so you can teleport like what you can see do you mean like with it with the tv what do you

mean teleport i mean transferring transferring this information in here yeah data to another place turn into data so the same way you watch telly that's yeah the same way

someone in australia can watch us do this exactly how we do it do it with smell so they can basically break down the smell into data and transfer it somewhere else. And they sense the smell of a peach.

Yeah, but how do you receive it? What's the kind of technology to receive it? Well, I imagine that you have to... It's nowhere near where you can have it smell-o-vision. But there's a setup that they had in the lab, whatever, where they could transfer it into data and recreate the smell. That is actually really cool. Isn't it?

Well, it's like a massive breakthrough because now you can transfer another sense you know what they're doing as well with NASA

they're sending more lads or ladies to the moon loads they're gonna walk across the dark side of the

moon what's going on up there well we know what's going on up there yeah there's Egyptians

it's an Egyptian civilization declaring war there's pyramids there and everything there's tons of shit going on but that's just not true and they found the endurance It's an Egyptian civilization. Declaring war. There's pyramids there and everything. There's tons of shit going on, but that's just not true. And they found the endurance. What?

What? Are you just spitting out facts that you've learned in the last three weeks? What's the joke here? I don't know about that, because Saunders was on it. Spencer's probably. The endurance?

Yeah, you know endurance. Shackleton's ship. In the Antarctic? It's the same word. I don't know what he's on about. Shackleton. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But that's the shit name. Called the same word I don't know what he's on about anyway yeah yeah but that's

that's his ship name called the Endurance to Antarctica yeah got stuck survived a year and a half in Antarctica took him two years to get back

no one died it's an incredible story you should watch it on Disney Plus but they found the fucking ship oh right what at the bottom of the Antarctic Ocean is anyone still alive on it

pretty cool no they all survived have you seen that one where they ate each other I'm just gonna fucking Is anyone still alive on it? Pretty cool. No, they all survived. Have you seen that one where they ate each other? I'm just going to fucking... Sorry. The Chilean plane crash.

Ah, they ate each other? Yeah. I'll just kill myself. Or the one on Everest where they were all destroyed out of tents, but there was no signs of a bear or wolves. Did you see the one on Everest that got found just off the top and he was why are you laughing why are you laughing it's gonna be something so up why are you laughing no i'm not laughing at him dying that's obviously the kind of guy that laughs when he's awkward no

that's off of yeah that's obviously a big shame that he died um real shame actually isn't it it's a big big shame why do you keep laughing though what's the the funny bit? I don't get what's funny. He died with his cock out or something. He was found dead in like hands to feet with a sausage up his ass. That can't be true. That cannot be true. Bro fucking gave himself- What are you on about? Anal probing before he died.

That did not happen. You know what though? He might be doing it to keep it warm. Or he's just like, mate, I'm fucking, this is it. I'm gone here. I might as well try it one time. And the crew that found him thought, that's a frozen sausage, we can use that.

That is crazy. Covered in shit. That did not happen. That can't be true. That can't be true. Also, who makes up something like that? You might cry. Do you know to be frozen in that position,

you must be sat like that for ages. You must have been sat like that for like three hours. Three hours. You stood like that. For three hours waiting to die. There's no way. He had clothes on because he must be naked. He's put naked, yeah, that's why he died.

It's just gone completely delusional from the- Maybe he just accepted that- He's like, I'm at the top, I'll do a fucking sausage on my ass. I've made it lads! It's my reward! Do you know what's mad? Do you know what's mad? Do you know what's mad?

Do you know what's mad? Do you know what's mad? Do you know what's mad? Do you know what's mad? Do you know what's mad? Do you know what's mad? Do you know what's mad? They actually like keep, like the, use these people who died as like points to know where you are. So there's the guy in green jacket, the guy with purple gloves, the guy with sausage in his ass. The guy with the sausage in his ass. Forever remember.

You've gone too far that way. So the conspiracy is it was an advert for Walls. You know, Walls sausage. Are you doing facts here? No, that's apparently, that's the conspiracy. He's not there. The walls did it, killed him, and then shoved the sausage in his ass. And they were like, look, this is how well our sausages can preserve. No, he's pointing towards Richmond, isn't he?

Sausage joke. Following on from when you said... But he can finally get it out. Yeah, can actually get it out. You said you can teleport things. Yes. following on from you know when you said yeah I can actually get it out you said you can teleport things yes this brings me on to

what is the most unorthodox no he didn't say teleport he said transporting teleport the smell oh teleport yeah what is the most

unorthodox superpower that you would want because we had this discussion before and I think what's unorthodox sausage just demand money, you know.

Sausage, pull a sausage out my arm. No, because my one would probably be you could just teleport home from wherever you went to on holiday. That's not unorthodox, though, being able to teleport. No, no, no, not teleport, though, but the only method of teleportation

is when you're coming back from home. Right. Now, what if you make a rash decision when you're drunk, though, and then you can't... You're in Australia, you made a rash decision, I'm drunk, I just want to be in my fucking you're in Australia you made a rash decision I'm drunk I just want to be in my bed

tell people at home and now you're just not on all day oh I've got one to either like clear traffic that's a good one or make sure

trains are never late or on time what happens to the people who were in traffic they die they die they end up with a sausage at their ass

sausage at their ass on every single sausage in their ass is it Bruce or Marty when he just clears it? Oh no, lift them up. Levitate them. They just float and you can pass through.

Or you just develop a flying car. I think if you can literally shit gold. Why are you looking at me like that? I mean, that's an interesting one, but why would you want to do it? Surely that's painful, no? Yeah, but rich. What, the sausage?

No, he's saying shit gold. You're pooing out a sock like it's actual solid i'd say you could eat dropping if you if you for every kilogram of shit you or every gram of shit you produce you become one second better at triathlon every gram of shit you produce is one million pounds how much could you shit in a day that's not the superpower question you've just asked another different one I could shit a bit

like loads yeah a lot a lot of money could you oh ew there's an easy way to do that oh the other day

right I had such a big shit heavy poo no eat loads of yeah eat loads and then get on the bag

do you ever do this so the other day I had a shit that was so big I had a shit that was so fucking big I was like I need to take a picture

to have a look at my face to see like the pain wait what I wanted to because I was I felt myself pulling the weirdest face

because bear in mind like it was just fucking killing did you see that two I sent into the chat at creamfield no like a chicken select no I don't click on anything yeah no I don't see that I actually thought it was a chicken killing. Did you see that poo I sent into the chat at Creamfield? No. It was a chicken select.

No, I don't click on anything. Yeah, no, I didn't see that. I actually thought it was a chicken select. So did I. It looked quite nice. But yeah, so I took a picture to see my face and when I was having the poo, and that's what it was.

That looks so fake. That's just a normal pooing face. No, that was me holding it. That was me holding the face. You are weird, mate. So I could feel myself in pain. I was like, oh, and I was like, my face is weird and i

grabbed my phone i was like and took it because i wanted to see yeah but you could recreate that quite easily you could do that yeah no but that's why i was interested because like no one's gonna go back and go fucking hell mate you're looking so weird that you're like new faces for content no but i knew that we fell off that one. I assume you guys have seen my famous shit. No. Yeah, we've seen it. We have seen it. Yeah, no, yeah. You did, you did.

Really did go well. Right, well. It's time for Sackbide, ladies and gentlemen. And we're not talking about American politics. We don't do that on this show. But basically, we're swapping roles today. So it's Sackbide. Yeah.

You've been sacked, lad, because you're shit at your fucking thing. Wait, you mean I can go then no no you've still got a thing to do have you been told what you're supposed to do yeah everyone so basically what we've done is

he's not yes you have everyone is now for today doing each other's features so Tom is going to do Baker's Butterfly

because he said he could easily do a better one oh I've actually found a really good one that makes sense and you'll love it Theo's doing your pub quiz Reeve's doing my fact and I'm doing-

They are facts, mate. But you told me to make the pub quiz- Nice, yeah, there you go. They are facts. You told me to make the pub quiz from my brain. No, no, I don't know, he's definitely missing- What time was Joey's parkrun? Oh no.

Like, he gets his off like, that stupid shit website. I made up everything. I know, no, you're a misinterpreted- No, no, I made up everything as well. I mean, sorry, they're shit website. I made up everything. I know. You're a misinterpreted. No, no. I made up everything as well. I mean, sorry, they're all facts. The facts, yeah. No, so what I'll do is I'll go, oh, what is, I'll think of, I don't know,

like the most populated city in Europe. I don't really know what that is. I'll just Google that. You just go on the website. I see it on your phone all the time. No, the last time I did, because I didn't have it prepared. That was an animal quiz, wasn't it?

What I said to you is- I sat at my desk this morning at 6am because I'm jet lagged. And then I look around my room. I say, hmm, what's about me? This will do. And then I created five questions from it. About you? Yeah, so it's a DM maker quiz.

What does that have to do with me? You just said it was. Topics I like, or maybe about you and you. Oh, he's running. So I said, I meant I'd put your personality into it. But you have. Yeah, we'll do that later. Okay, so that's at the end. Oh, I put your personality into it but you have yeah we'll do that later okay so that's at the end

oh I put your personality into mine and I put you in me which means it's bollocks all of it so should we do no they're facts bro because butterfly yeah this is a good one I bet I know it

yeah you're starting brilliantly here I've seen every single butterfly effect on the internet oh well you probably have then to do with Hitler funny you say that so butterfly effect on the internet oh well you probably have them to do with hitler um so well they're all are you gonna give us like the teaser and then build okay it's all about how you yeah this is the thing you've critiqued him a lot welcome to the biggest load of shite on the internet i'm about to tell you why the assassination of franz ferdinand oh boring caused caused Japan's

raccoon problem mate I know this one we've talked about it he's done it before you did the raccoon one yeah that is criminal behaviour

oh my god we've literally done that exactly the raccoon one I don't remember that one if you type famous butterfly flex it's one of the first ones

that comes up yeah it is yeah do you think I've got all mine from no but I don't remember the raccoon do you think I would start at the top famous butterfly flex. It's one of the first ones that comes up. Yeah, it is. Yeah. What's it? Wait, you think I've got all mine from Baker's? No, but I don't remember the raccoons. Do you think I would start at the top? Oh, I've got another one.

Let me guess. It's a bit further down though. Fans further down. Are you just reading this off the internet? Yeah. Oh, it's hitting his art piece that caused World War II. No, no, no, no.

Tom's getting humbled right here. I forgot, I didn't realise you did the raccoons. To be fair, that is Baker's butterfly. He has done it. That is a butterfly. Yeah. By definition, he's done it right. I didn't realise you did the review. To be fair, that is Baker's butterfly. He has done it. That is a butterfly. Yeah. By definition, he's done all right. I'm going to have to go last

and I'm going to have to research more. We'll save fact. No, you're not kidding. We save fact for the end. I put effort into mine, but I'm going last. Yeah, you go last. I'll do philosophy.

Nice. I'm excited for this because you can't contribute really from like the other side. I am a philosophical person, believe it or not. Okay. No, you're not.

You're literally the opposite of that. See, that's what people think. But you should never judge a book by its cover. Philosophy. Okay, right. Who wrote that one then? Right.

Well, how are we going to do this? Because you're listening. I know exactly what website Tom is on right now. What's that? The one that I go on all the time. Which is what? Just like.com slash butterfly effect.

So this has got a little bit of background and then it's got a question at the end. So bear with me. All right, sure. It's actually quite recent and relevant, actually. So there's this guy called Cliff Hyde, okay? I know him. He developed a software program back in 2009.

Now, this is actually really interesting. I think he's going to like this. So essentially, the software was to scan the internet, and it was to look for language patterns and try and... Why does this sound like it's your segment again? No, it's not. It's not. It sets up a good question.

It's a good development model question. So it scans like... No, no, now you say that. Yeah, I guess... No. It scans for patterns because his ideology is that we are actually part of a hive mind without knowing in our subconscious.

And the idea was to scan all our language patterns and then try to use that to predict our future. Okay? Don't look at you. So he wrote this program and it analyzes all the patterns and then he started assigning like emotional value to certain patterns and it was all this like fancy shit and he came up with a formula to predict the future and all come up with theories but with each theory there was a precondition that would trigger it so for example if my theory was

reeve would die of an orgasm there there would be like a trigger before it. I'd go, when? There'd be like a trigger before it, which would mean, okay, we're into that sequence, which, and the trigger might be, Lewis talks about Cliff Hyde. So have fun in 39 days, you're going to die from an orgasm.

Just don't orgasm, you'll be fine. What? So basically every prediction had a trigger. Is that philosophy? Can I just say, sooner not die. So this is very interesting. It's breaking. So essentially in 2009,

they predicted there will be a battle in our skies between like military jets and UFOs, the classic. And the trigger event for this was Donald Trump being interviewed by Joe Rogan. Now this is in 2009 and it's obviously just happened. So that's why it's quite relevant and interesting. But do you know, I think Donald Trump going on Joe Rogan was quite... At this point...

I just have one bone to pick with this. Where's the question? It's coming, I'm getting it. I'm trying to race through it. No, at the time this was made, Theo, it was 2009. The Joe Rogan podcast just started that very year. There's a webcam in his living room. Donald Trump was a businessman, never running for president or anything.

But he was doing, like, the Apprentice and shit. He was a famous celebrity. Yes, that's what I'm saying. It's a very, it's a quite a rogue, vague thing. It's not that rogue. It is.

He's not president. He's never talked about president. Donald Trump to any interview, running for presidency on the Joe Roll. That's like Alan Sugar would go on a podcast. No, but he's, Donald Trump. Oh God.

Donald Trump. Can we just have the question I'm trying to but he's being an idiot he owns fucking hotels around the world and does The Apprentice he was very famous

Joe Rogan was doing on a webcam interview with his mate in a living room 11 years prior in a time who knows what he's going to be doing

in the future maybe this hide bloke who's a big fan of the Joe Rogan podcast and Donald Trump was never going to be president or anything

anyway so this was the Trigger event. What? The Trigger event. For the UFOs. So 39 days from that day, there's going to be the UFO battle. So in 20 days, guys, keep an eye out from now. 20 days from today.

I thought this was a question. How have you turned philosophically into saying in 20 days there's going to be a UFO battle in the sky? The question is, the question is, Are you mental? It's crazy that this segment

is supposed to be about finding out our thoughts Yeah, and you're just talking. You've got this philosophy, kid. There's a philosophy here. Should we build and utilise Cliff Hyde's machine or should we destroy it?

So in other words, would humanity benefit from being able to predict and see the future or are we better going into the darkness? I think it's completely unknown. We shouldn't know what our future is for ourselves because then we're trying to predetermine a different outcome.

This fucking machine has predicted one thing. The Simpsons have predicted 10,000. That's not my philosophical question. He's being honest with Simpsons. I'd say ignore this stupid machine. It doesn't even fucking work. Okay, even if you don't think it exists, do you think humanity would benefit from being able to tell-

No, you're just shutting it down, man. Whatever. No, because surely- Wars come in and you can try and affect it. No, no. Oh, no, that's when you fuck up the fucking- Because if you know what's going to happen, that won't happen. That's when you fuck up the fucking- If you know what's gonna happen, that won't happen. That's when you fuck up the world, man.

Lewis, if you know what's gonna happen, that won't happen. Exactly. What? It makes sense. Yeah, he's got a point. It does make sense. Surely if you know a war's gonna happen, then it's gonna happen regardless.

You used to do the exact same fucking thing that you tell me I'm gonna do. No, no, we're not. So I'm telling you, this is the dilemma. Wait a second, pause, pause. You know what I just said, right? It's annoying, isn't it? It is annoying, but you've been hypocrites. If I tell you tomorrow,

No, I just made a decision. Tomorrow, you're going to die when you eat a pineapple, right? And then tomorrow, you don't eat a pineapple, so you're not going to die. Yes. That's my point. So then there was nothing predictive. So you would benefit from knowing the future,

but if I'm saying- If you know the future, the future's not going to happen. Exactly. No, I'm telling you right now, this is the dilemma. You have one of two options. You have either gone blindness into the future and accepted whatever comes yeah yeah from your actions or two you can see the future and you can affect you stop you can stop world wars you can i think there's more i think there's more logic in being blind in the approach because if you do know certain things

then you make decisions based off the evidence of the machine rather than what you think the most logical thing is to do in that situation. But the question, the thing is, you could, in theory, stop, like, world wars and stuff, but then is that worth the trade-off of losing your freedom? How the fuck are we going to stop a world war? Because if I say, let's see the politics, everyone knows that you can see the future, you can see the world in flames,

so people are like, right, even I don't want this, right? And they're all like, but is that worth the trade-off of having no freedom? Because now all you're doing is running by this machine rather than living freely. That's when you have to ask the question of everything that can happen

will happen. So any world war that is going to happen will happen. No, this is the dilemma. I'm telling you, you can prevent these wars, but you are going down,

you are going down a chosen path that's set for you or you go down a worse path I do I see the other side because like the whole point

of this machine showcasing the kind of trigger events that do happen could also be the cause for like good things not just

like a trigger event might not necessarily mean alright we go to war it could be like we discover cancer off the back of the arm do you know what I mean so the man with sausage

up his arse could be a trigger effect I think that you're giving humanity too much credit I think if this power existed it would get used

and abused and it would actually end up destroying it would end up destroying the world but some people believe in predeterminism anyway

as if we don't have any free will so it's kind of the same thing no one wants world wars, but they happen. Sure, though. No, but if someone could see before it happens what the result of their actions would be, they wouldn't think twice.

If Donald Trump was in charge of this machine, it's probably going to fuck up the world. Why? That's not political agendas. Yeah. I think... No, not necessarily. I'll have it.

Because even Donald Trump looking, he's like, okay, maybe that is stupid, because that ends up with a nuclear war, so I'm not going to do that, but also you're losing your freedom. It's not going to go, it's not going to bode well for the world. I'll tell you that now, sure. Oh, thanks a lot.

How can you tell me that for sure? But people use it for selfish gain. I'll use it for selfish gain, fuck it. Yeah, my point is exactly. Selfish gain. That takes me back to my unorthodox superpowers Of not being able To predict the future

But being able to Predict trigger events That's good That would be a That would be a good one I thought that's a good Philosophical question Do you live

No I I see what I see what you're saying But I think I think for the The benefit of humanity And you know The idea of free will

Etc I think not having That machine is way More beneficial I agree You could have You could have just said that like you just said instead of all the spiel that you spent the background was useful it's like when you did the boats thing on the first one and then like you know it gets your juices going yeah so they're still coming what would i ship money super power unauthentic well that's what he said let us know let us know in the comments what would you do

and please subscribe yeah because we need subscribers no but then you could just you could just be like all of everything everything I leak

dries up into cash what are you talking about to like sweat tears wee what are you how views went on to someone what we're talking about

the superpower thing again. Okay. Found another one that's not... No, because I've done them all. I told you. They're all done. How did you... Look, you don't understand.

There are no more to find on the internet. Your views are approaching butterfly effects the wrong way. Either they're all used up or they're all shit. You need to take many facts and put them together. Oh, no, I haven't. Oh, my God. I'd have to present.

No, I've got stuff. The quiz is after the fact. The quiz is after... Can I guess where we... Can we let that happen? I guess so, yeah. Someone needs to find this thing, doesn't he?

Oh, go on, I've got one. I actually have a butterfly effect about my friend. Can we let that happen? That's fine, isn't it? What did you say? You said a butterfly effect about his friend. It's good. Yeah, if it's good, fuck that movie up. What are you asking him?

It's my fucking segment. I can do what I want, you fucking ruined it. You do have to prove that it's better than The Beatles though. Stop farting and throw a on it and be fazed. Right, are you ready? This is about the existence of my friend Peter.

With a tickles in. I've done this one actually. What's yours again? Shut up. But, make us both fly. Shut your bitch ass up. Wait,

hang on a second, Tom. Are you taking someone else's story right now? A real world example? Yours was off Quora though, mate. At least he knows this guy.

What's Quora? What you used. Yeah. Oh, I don't know what it is shut up the one where you said the guy crossing the road

and didn't get cigarettes that one so you actually have one from a mate? mhm you've messaged your mate? yep so I remember him telling me

this story but I couldn't remember it fully and he's replied instantly with the entire story yes he's bollocks you're on the internet no I'm not

it's absolute bollocks what can I do my segment or what? Show me. You're bald, get your hat off. He's competitive, he doesn't want your butterfly. Right. He's better than he is. So when Peter's dad was about 20,

is his name actually Peter? Yes, Peter. Griffin. It's Peter Pan. It's a joke, Theo. Why do you have to ruin everything? That's his superpower. Have you seen the compilation someone

said made on tiktok it's just Tom being mean it's from one episode of you it's mostly you it's all me and Theo it's just like

oh be nasty it's like shut up so when Peter's dad was about 20 he needed a phone number so he called the operator from a pay phone

she gave him the number how long ago is this by the way I don't know we'll find out when Peter's dad was 20 so he called the operator from a pay phone. She gave him the number. How long ago is this, by the way? I don't know. We'll find out. When Peter's dad was 20,

so probably 30, 40 years ago. Okay. So he's 50? I don't know how old he is. See, again, I was looking down there. Does it matter?

Yeah, it does, actually. Why? What was Peter's dad doing? I was just wondering why he's calling an operator. What was his dad doing? It was obviously 30 odd years ago. Yeah, I know. I was looking at the cables.

When Peter's dad was 20, he needed a phone number so he called the operator from a payphone. She gave him the number, he hung up and she accidentally refunded the money back

to the payphone. How much was it? What's that? To the payphone? What, 30p? I don't know. He's refunded 30p. She called the payphone back and asked him if he could put the money back in,

which he did and hung up again. We used to like ring the sex helpline on the payphone. Wait, can I just ask? She accidentally refunded the money again and had to call back again to ask him to put the money back in. He did and he hung up again. This doesn't make sense. She was so...

Why is he still at the payphone? She was so... Stop right there. Stop right there. This is not how payphones work. This doesn't make sense. She was so- Why is he still at the pier phone? She was so- Stop right there. Stop right there. This is not how pay phones work. This is not how they work. Can I finish and then you can critique? To be fair,

if he was reading this out right now with the amount of interruptions that you've been giving him, you would fucking leave. This is not how pay phones work. But why is he at the pier phone still? He keeps hanging up and just saying, Can you critique me at the end?

Can you critique me at the end? That's fair, right? Right. Where did I get to? She refunded it again. She accidentally refunded the money again, had to call back again, asked him to put the money back in.

He did and hung up again. She was so flustered, she refunded the money again and called back again and my father got to chatting with her and got her number. They set up a date, which she stood him up for.

Then she forgot his name when he called her number. They set up a date, which she stood him up for. Then she forgot his name when he called her again. Then they actually got coffee and four years later they were married. This coming August it'll be 50 years for them. If my dad didn't need

that phone number, I wouldn't be here. Or if he'd just stay in the fucking phone box picking the phone up and down again. What are you going to vote? That is horrendous.

I feel like this Peter bloke just got scammed into doing the phone number. No, I missed a punchline there. No, it's just a load of shit, innit? Surely back then the operator couldn't click. Be fun. I don't know how I'm gonna answer it. Oh my God.

It's, yeah, oh my fucking, he's on Reddit. I'm not on Reddit. That was shit. Not his WhatsApp. Oh no, this is my point. Butterfly effects. No, it's not your point. On a backside episode. You've had a whole day to research.

I haven't. I only did it this morning. I had to message him this morning and say, did you see this? I was filming yesterday, so I didn't see. Just because he gets a full day's notice doesn't mean he's going to spend the day. On the previous backside episode. You didn't even turn up on time. You had nothing to do.

I was filming last night. Until when? Like 10. What? And how long's your train journey here? Not until 10. Half hour, 40 minutes. No internet on the tube, lad.

Do it at home at breakfast. No, I don't have breakfast. I just get up and leave, have a shower and leave. Get up earlier, do your work. Says the bloke, are you always late? You're never here on time. At least I do my work. What work have you done?

You can critique him. You haven't done yours yet. No, no, but you can critique him when his first question is, what is my favourite fruit? What was Jodie's triathlon time? You literally said, though, in fairness, you said he's never doing it again and you could do a better one than him

and next time you're going to do it. And you give it all that and that's what you came up with? You came up with a story he's already told and a fucking random Reddit thing about a payphone? That's more about my poor preparation than me not being able to get a better one. I don't believe you. This is my point though,

about the butterfly effects are just bollocks. It's not. I'm still waiting for... Just so you know, I understood nothing of what you just said. Yeah, basically he rang the operator for a number and then he got, I understood nothing of what he just said. Yeah, basically, he rang the operator for a number and then he got chatting to the operator

and then he got married. Oh, fair. That's basically it. He didn't get refunded five times, though. Yeah, I think so. Well, that's what he says. I don't know. That's what Peter said.

Peter Pan, he said that. Peter wouldn't lie to me. Did he meet Wendy? Bendy Wendy? Devil finger. Right, anyway. Sing me in. You take Tran. Theo does it. Bendy Wendy? Devil Finger? Right, anyway. Sing me in.

You take Tren. Theo does it. That's not an intro song. This is his segment. Theo sings it, doesn't he? Shut your bitch ass up. You take Tren and you do fucking... You take Tren. Sing it in, Theo.

Send me a fact, you bitch. That's good. Spaghetti, Tren, bolognaise. Facts. Can someone cut up, please, every single. That's good. Spaghetti, Tremblone, Bolognese. Facts. I want someone to cut up, please, every single fact introduction, just back to back. Because I want to see how it's evolved.

It's different every time. I want to see how it's evolved. The original was Lewis has learned stuff. That was the original. I can do that. Do you know who we should cut up? Me? No, no, no.

That's sausage out the man's arm. Put it in a basket. Let me eat it. Right then. I'm going to... Sing it. Oh, sorry. the man's arse. I put it in a basket. Let me eat it. Right then. I'm going to... Oh, sorry. Shut your bitch ass up. You forgot it again.

You take Trembloney and you're going to tell us a fact. He just said it and he's... You think it's Lewis? Okay, right. No, it's every fact today. Oh, I don't want to win the whistle. Wait, wait, stop.

Fear of the mouse lost his cock. What's he doing? Is he on fucking... He's made a note to himself to say, speak it in a Geordie accent. Yeah. What do you need to know for that? Just to remember it.

I don't know how far I've been to the thing, do I? All right, anyway, stop reading. Don't ruin the thing. Yeah, main character again. We have a warm-up fact. Oh, yeah. This is called The Town That Faked Crime. Yeah.

Hot fuzz. No, they did the opposite. For the greater good. For the greater good. They made sure that everyone died. Only the people that had to die. Yeah, exactly. For the greater good.

Have you ever heard... My dad's not bent. ...of Palisade, Nevada? Yeah. It's always in America. It's near Las Vegas, right? Yeah, pretty... Well, it's Nevada, yeah. Well yeah it's always in america it's near las vegas right yeah pretty well it's nevada it's nevada good game uh well if you're a traveler in the 1870s you might have a traveler as in someone wandering through the town what do you mean what do you mean by traveler or someone that didn't live there whoa that visited on horseback uh this sleepy town was passed through by trains and either due to boredom

or tourism the residents decided to stage a show for commuters as the train approached the townsfolk would get into positions to act out gunfights bank robberies and battles with the local native american tribe i mean act out so the native american tribes were in on it no one outside the town knew it was a hoax and Palisade gained a reputation as the most dangerous city in the West. In reality, the town was so safe it didn't even have a sheriff!

Wait, so the Native Americans were in on it? Yeah, everyone was in on it. But they were at war though. But they were at war though. What? What are they getting out of this? No one wants to come? Don't know. They just don't want any tourists? Keep them out? No, they're just... Do though what what are they getting out of this no one wants to come don't know

they just don't want any tourists keep them out no they're just do not come do not come what are they doing faking crime were they that bored

yeah they said they're out of boredom or out of a need for tourism so everyone would go to Palisades because like fucking hell this is the scariest place

in the world can we still go there I think it's different now but they were at war with the Native Americans why are they pretending 150 years were at war with the Native Americans. Why are they pretending? 150 years ago.

What? Why are the Native Americans pretending because they were at war? I don't know. What, at that time? Yeah. Well, they didn't like each other, did they? Because they fucking

kicked them off the land. Yeah, but I'm not sure it's specifically that time. I'll learn about this in history. I don't think it was necessarily the 1870s. You know John Wayne? Yeah.

Little John. What? Lil Wayne? Yeah. Little John. What? Lil Wayne? No, John Wayne. He would always be in the Western films. Yeah. He was gay. All right.

Anyway, that was my warm-up fact. I hope you enjoyed that one. You didn't know that? No one knew that, right? That's actually a fact, by the way. That wasn't bullshit. That was a real fact. My fact number two.

Was that real? Yeah, it was real. That's it? Yeah. But why? Well number two. Was that real? Yeah, it was real. That's it? Yeah. But why? Well, I thought I'd do what he does. Next. No, it is a decent Womble fact.

The drunk camping rampage. Sounds like our camping trip. The vlog's out right now. Hey, lads, listen to this. The year is 2013. We're in remote Western Australia, so you should know about this yeah yeah

where the craziest of things is about to happen is it near Perth I don't fucking know it's in the Grey River rest area

Port Hedland in the Pilbara yeah in Western Australia yeah is it in Perth no I know how you're feeling now man

exactly I'm being quiet alright a rampage by a feral pig that consumed I know how you feel now man exactly I'm being quiet alright a rampage by a feral pig that consumed 18 beers terrorised the campsite

go on question this then you twat the pig struck at the De Grey River rest area east of the remote western Australia town

of Port Hedland in the Pilbara is that cocaine beer? the pig was seen stealing 3-6 packs of beer from campers before town of Port Hedland in the Pilbara. A cocaine bear? The pig was seen stealing three six packs of beer from campers before ramsackaging rubbish bags for food.

He followed up by chugging the beers and one camper reported seeing the pig guzzling the beer before getting involved in an altercation with a cow. Let's break this down. I've got plenty more no no before you go can we just shut up no because he went through a lot of stuff so the pig where is he from a farm

australia australian pig but i believe this wild pigs eat and drink anything yeah so he's a wild pig he's wild pig and he got what 16 beers 18 beers three crates where from if you from the campsite he went is he so... He went in and nicked the beers, bro. If you fall asleep in a pig den, you're dead. They'll just eat you. Yeah, we get it. You've watched Snatch.

Go on, carry on. Okay, so then he went, so the pig, 18 beers, then where'd he go? He's just fucking drinking them. He's just having a session. Where'd he go from there? Oh, next to the campsite, and then he started on the cow field.

Where did that even finish? I'm trying to catch up. I lost track. Reports say in the middle of the night these people camping opposite us heard a noise so they got their torch out and shone it on the pig

and he was there knocking back three cans at once. It's estimated the pig had consumed 18 beers at that point. Then he went and raided all the rubbish bags. There were some people camped right by the river

and they saw him being chased by a cow wait so the cow's angry yeah he's having a fight with the cow the pig was reported last seen resting under a tree possibly nursing a hangover that's it nope he was he was seen destroying crops and causing a ruckus. So we're not going to kill them? But nobody has ever seen Nobody has ever since discovered the name of the pig and he was never seen again. You could just name it whatever you want. What do you mean the name? What he's missing? He's just gone off into the dark.

It's like Pigman, isn't it? What a load of shit. Wait, so It's like Cocaine Bay. Yeah, I believe it, but it's shit, isn't it? Well, if you don't believe me, there it is. I thought you said they couldn't find him.

That looks like a cow. Yeah, how do they know? That's not the pig. That's a cow. That's a big fucking pig. That's a pig. Not what I... He's underneath a tree

having his hangover. Is that actually the pig? That is a pig. Is that the pig? Yeah. Promise me that's the pig. Not every pig is, like, pink. With a curly tail? This is feral pig, mate. Is that actually the pig? Yeah, he me that's the pig. Not every pig is, like, pink. With a curly tail?

It's a feral pig, mate. Is that actually the pig? Yeah, he's fucking chugged. Are you? No. Turn the brightness up. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.

He's chugged back 18 beers at that point. Wait, Reeve, can I ask? Like, obviously, if the pig is eating everything, like, does it eat the bottle as well? Well, it's a can, yeah. I imagine he just cracks open the can and just... Well, he's got a shotgun, hasn't he? He would have just, like,

stabbed it and then just sucked it up. Yeah. Is that real? That's true. I believe it, but it's just a bit shit. How did you find that?

How did you find that? I thought I cooked with that one. That is not a response to the fact, though. I went online and I searched for facts that are interesting, true stories that people don't believe. No, I didn't, one. That is not a response to the fact though. I went online and I searched for facts that are interesting, true stories that people don't believe.

No, I didn't actually. I set that off after everything that you've ever done came up as a response. I genuinely don't need chat GBT. People message me stuff now, which is very helpful. Thank you. I message your facts to me

and I will research it. I prefer Lewis's. I appreciate it. Well, I didn't have a picture of a fucking lizard man or a moth man or... I thought that was good. I thought those were interesting. I think that was great. I'd try were interesting. I think that was great.

I'd try my best to find a ludicrous story that is actually true. Not some fucking... No, this is a planet, though. He's supposed to hit on you. No, we don't want... I don't want true bullshit. But also, that's Australia, not America, so it wasn't quite as ludicrous. Yeah, yeah.

You're done, mate. You. You didn't even have one, and then you started talking about Peter Pan on a fucking hotline. At the end of this episode, we will rank each other on how we did it in our roles. I put research into that and I did two things.

So did I. I think you did a great job. I just proved the butterfly effect is bollocks. The only thing you missed was you used fact to fill in the blanks. You should just go with your vibes. No, I didn't. You just used...

I made some of that stuff up. Oh, so it's not a fact well it was a fact the reports of people saying that he was seen chugging beers that wasn't real that was just for comedic well we understand he wasn't chugging a beer rave well why didn't you question it at the time because you're a believable guy do you know what you are a lot more believable naturally. Like, when you said that, I just thought, yeah. Also, I can imagine a pig going... No, but he's not going...

Nah, he would have been like... He would have just played with his trotter. Mouth chuck. And then just like... Yeah, mouth his arse. Go on then. Do you know what's crazy? This pig was actually made into sausages

and then stuck up that guy's arse. No, they've never found him since. They've never found him. He's on the left, mate. He terrorises the campsite and then he's... And aligns with the emus. Yeah. He's probably still knocking around.

How long do pigs last for? How long do pigs last for? What's their average lifespan? What did you say, Tom? About 40 years. What do you whisper? 40 years. Yeah, 40 years.

That means he's still knocking... Like a guy in them fucking dens where they all huddle. What do you whisper to Lewis, then? Nothing. No, but then he's still knocking around in Australia like a guy in them fucking dens where they all huddled up. What do you whisper to Lewis then? Nothing. No, but then he's still knocking around in Australia. Theo might have met him. Pretend Theo's quiz is all shit and answer- Look how-

By the way, we have Mike, so he's gonna pick up- Theo might have met him. No, wait, wait, wait. If he's old enough to still be alive. This is how, like, insecure his bloke is right now. I wanna take the crown. He's just said- You know when I just whispered to you and said,

let's get these jeans off? He's like, oh no know when I just whispered to you and said, let's get these jeans off? He's like, oh no, you've just whispered. You've just whispered. And let's pretend the answer quiz is shit. I've worked really hard. He stroked my leg and said, get the trousers off. I even got a bonus question.

Bonus? A what? You got a bonus? And also I've got a bonus question, but not only that, I've also got bonus points within the question. All right, come on then, let's do it. We have to say the loser of this

needs to post a TikTok dance on the backside. Oh, shit. So make sure you are following the backside TikTok for that. You owe another one then, if that's the case. Yeah, you actually owe two. You lost the first one and then you lost the quiz on the day we were doing it. Also, have we ever posted that one?

No, because that episode's not went out yet. Have you recorded it yet? It's out now. You still owe a second one, mate. Why? Because you lost the quiz. Oh, my God. Don't put your finger down.

No, because you started this. I'll put, fucking, don't do that on me. You started this whole thing and now you're ruining it. You fucking better not. What? Fucking, don't you fucking start. All right, ready? All right, guys.

What's my, buzzer noises. I'll go buzz. Pig. Sausage. That's a long one, mate. Sausage, okay's a long one, mate. Sausage. Okay. Right.

How many... This is obviously all to do with my brain at 7am this morning. How many world major marathons are there? Six. Sausage. Buzz. Fuck. Pig.

Six. I said sausage. I said sausage. He did go first. Lewis was before you. Six. Sausage. Sausage. Lewis. Wrong.. Lewis was before you. Six. It was me. Sausage.

Lewis. Wrong. Buzz. Seven. Yes. Fuck yes! Unlucky pal, you got it wrong. Well, I didn't even answer.

You said you shat six. Yeah. Embarrassing. Yeah, that was embarrassing. Bonus. What are they? Borna. Oh, fuck off.

Pig. Do you get a point per thing? No way. It's towards him. It can't be a point. It can't be a point per marathon. There's no way. London, Berlin. Hang on.

Okay. Paris. No, next. Buzz. A point per marathon, by the way. Boston. No, that's so bullshit. New York.

Yep. Then, obviously the ones he's already said. Two points to you, two points to you so far. That just means I've lost already though. He might have more bonus rounds in the next round. He's the quiz master. You say that now because you've got to. Why don't you get more fucking right answers then?

Carry on, Tom. I doubt there's ones with seven points up for grabs. Sydney? Yeah, that is the latest one that's just been added this week to make it seven, not six. Oh, so it was fucking six then. No, it's not though, it's seven. It's not because I've added one? Yeah, that is the latest one that's just been added this week to make it seven, not six. Oh, so it was fucking six then. No, it's not though, it's seven. It's not because I've added one. Yeah.

Well, the answer was right four days ago. No, it's not right now though, you're wrong. Tokyo? Yeah. One more. It's got to be one like maybe in Europe, or Africa? Johannesburg?

No. Sausage. What the fuck? Sausage. Quite an obvious one that you should say. What's been said so far? Very obvious one. So there's been New York, Boston,

Tokyo, Sydney. London. No, we've said London. Great North Run. so there's been New York Boston Tokyo Sydney London no I said London Great North said London and Berlin very famous one

shall I give you a clue yeah it's in a city known as the Windy City Buzz Chicago yep

get in I did know that as well that's annoying. Well, I've got like five points. Yeah. That's fucking bullshit by the way. So, Reeve, you're on two points and Tom's on five.

I think you're on five at the moment. How was that fair? I got the first one right as well though. Yeah, that's... Was that the first question? Yeah. Oh, so I got four of the... That's the actual question itself.

No, I got five and the question. Six. Yeah, you're on six points. Damn. And you're on two. Yeah. Don't worry, there's bonus points coming as well, Lou. I've been five and the question, six. Yeah, you're on six points. Damn. And you're on two. Yeah. Don't worry, there's bonus points coming as well, Lou. I've been sniffed.

You created the TikTok idea, mate. He's given away seven points on a bonus question. On a quiz with five questions. It was your turn to go. It was your turn to go and you repeated what he said and then said the Great North Run. What were you expecting? You said it's obvious. It's not even a marathon, it's a whole marathon expecting you said it's obvious you said it's obvious so i thought it must be like near as a sun yeah chicago is not an obvious one i thought you i thought you

hadn't said new york to be fair uh anyways um you thought new york was known as the windy city no no when you when you said when you relisted the city and you said new york i thought you hadn't said oh right got you uh right. Got you. Right. Question number two. Marathon de Salle is considered to be one of the toughest foot races in the world. Cover him, bleep,

kilometres across seven days in a desert. Sausage. No idea. 100. Incorrect. But, what country

is it? Oh, country. Oh, that's annoying. I answered before. I know what you think the question should be. Yes. I'll give a quick hint.

I don't know the country though, because I know the place. Timer. He buzzed like four minutes ago, by the way. Yeah, I'm going to have to get an answer from you. Oman. Oman. Oman, you're wrong.

Oman? Yeah. That is the wrongest answer I think I've ever heard. Oh, man. But what country is it held in? Buzz. Jordan. Wrong.

Buzz. Sahara. That's not country. Are you a fucking... That's where it is, but it's not country. Well, let's see. Yes, yes. Why did you say Oman?

I don't... I don't actually know what the country is. Sahara is in Africa. You thought that... Sahara is in Oman. The more I get to know you in these questions, buddy. You think that Sahara is in Oman. Buzz.

Morocco. Correct, Tom. Seven points to Tommy. Yes! This should be your quiz. Are you fucking dickhead? I got a bonus point for everyone if they won it. Oh, fuck off.

I said bleep kilometres across seven days. Buzz. It's got to be exact. Closest to. Well, I already said 100. What's a kilometre for one marathon? Another mile. 42 kilometres in a marathon.

Okay. So can I... Across seven days in the Sahara Desert, how many total kilometres is it? 294. Reeve? Are we doing closest wins? Yeah.

300. And Lewis? What'd you say? 294. 293. 257. Yes! Bonus point to Lewis.

He's off the mark. Fucking light work, mate. I wanted all your firsts. That was unfair. You buzzed in first. You buzzed in first. That's why. That's true. Sorry. So, Tom, you'reed in first. That's why. That's true.

Sorry. So, Tom, you're on seven points. How many miles is that? I don't know. Reeve, you're on two. And Lewis is on one. Yeah, there we go. I typed in 42 times seven,

so it's just under seven marathons each. Right. In 2022, Van Gogh's painting, The Orchard with Cypresses was sold it's his most expensive

painting ever sold but how much for? Buzz, 150 million fucking hell is this closest win? we're doing closest again? we're going to have to although we're not going to get a dot on I don't know.

All right. That's bullshit. I can actually go one up and one below him. Okay, no, you know what? We'll get a guess first. 50 million. 175 sausage. 175 sausages?

175 million is so much for one picture, though. Surely not. You said 50 million? Yeah. You don't know art. Wrong. Lewis, what do you say? 175 million is so much for one picture though. Surely not. You said 50 million? Yeah. You don't know art. Wrong. Lewis, what do you say?

175 million. Sausages. You don't know art either. Yeah, I do. Tom, point goes to you. What was it? 117 million. Come on!

117? You said it wasn't close. It did. I did say. Are you thick? Yeah. Tom got eight points. Great performance so far, pal. I'm fucking smashing you thick yeah Tom's on 8 points great performance

so far pal I'm fucking smashing you lad the winner gets to choose another person to do a dance as well so the loser does a dance and the winner chooses someone to do the dance

we're not doing no you choose the dance yeah otherwise oh yeah yeah sorry yeah right question number 4 so Tom's on 8 points

Reeves on 2 and Lewis is on 1 this quiz is is you should know this answer though lewis this question is a great quiz question number four how many followers does lewis boden have on linkedin i don't know sausage pig no idea on linkedin i've never been on linkedin i couple of mics I said had notifications. Content lead at the fellow studios. University of Sunderland.

I have no idea. 1,094. Oh, wow. I was going to go way lower. 300. 700 and follow. It's just followers not connections

are we doing closest to or are we no no the first you can't say that after we've guessed yeah do closest to that's so rigged

how is it because I could have just gone one under you if I'm rigging it you would have been clever I've done a genuine guess right point goes to Tom

yes he's got 666 followers that was a good guess from me wow devil's number Right, point goes to Tom. Yes! He's got 666 followers. That was a good guess from me. Wow, devil's number. 432 connections. Bro thought he had 1,000. That's actually still quite impressive.

I didn't realise you were even on anything. Right. 600 followers. As Tom is so far in the lead. 9-2-1. And Tom's one. You are not allowed to answer this question, and you'll work out why.

I actually don't know if you'd know this answer, but it's interesting. Right. In Tom's bio, on the Wilmington Wildcats player profile page, who does Tom say he would be if he could be someone for a day? Oh, I don't know this.

Fucking hell. Because we changed it each year. What year is it from? Just the latest one. When did you leave? Can we ask when he left? So it would have been 2018, 2019?

This would be from 2018, yeah. Oh my God. Who would Tom say get in the mind oh okay I think I know who it is

pig am I right in saying it's around that time it's like pig hang on Conor McGregor

nah he wouldn't have said that sausage who's the Wolford Wall Street guy Leonardo Jordan Belfort

Jordan Belfort before you answer, one of them's right, aren't they? One of them is right. Fuck off, man. That's actually decent. I'm mad that one of them is right. The correct answer is...

Reeve. That's a really... Wow. That was back when he was peak and it was like, yeah. Right. That's an appreciation of someone's personality. That's a bonus question. That is very... Bonus question. Double point was like, yeah. Right. That's an appreciation of someone's personality.

Yeah, yeah. Bonus question. Bonus question. Double point bonus question, yeah. I'll give a double point bonus question. So it's three,

one, nine. I've already won, yeah. Double points. Don't answer this, let me go. I'll let you two hash it out,

bash it out. Bash it off. Bash it in. Obviously, his favourite pro sports team is West Brom. Is he still on it?

If he could date any celebrity, it'd be Tara Mattel. Who's that?

Tara Mattel. No, Tara McHale. It was my mate's mum.

They've spelt it wrong then. His favourite athlete is Jason Kumas and Ronaldo.

However, the question and answer I want to know is, what is his all-time favourite film? Sausage. Grease.

Oh, he's right. You're exposing me on the pod. Correct! Yes! So, at the end of the five questions, we have a tie on our hands. That was incredibly quick as well.

Yeah, I'm no greaser. We have a tie on our hands, ladies and gentlemen. I was going to say John Travolta for the guy you wanted to be, but he would have been a bit old. Tom is the tie on our hands. That was incredibly quick as well. Yeah, I'm no agree. We have a tie on our hands, ladies and gentlemen. I was going to say John Travolta for the guy who wanted to be, but he would have been a bit old. Tom is the winner on nine points. Shock.

Reeve and Lewis. Lucky I did a bonus question, eh? The Lewis of this. Oh, he might have to do the WAP again. We're not redoing dances, surely. No, no, no. Probably the same dance.

We will do closest to. How many videos does Pitchside have uploaded? You should know this. Holy fuck. I wasn't here for the first season. I have no idea. Does that include live streams too then?

Yeah. Oh, man. Fucking hell. How long has it been going? Three years? Can I use my calculator? August 2021. Neil, you first. I've got a guess.

I've got a guess as well. 1,200. Oh, shit. It's just lives and clips. 1,200. Oh, clips as well. I was going to go way lower. I'm going really optimistic.

When did we start? September 2021. Oh, shit. September 24. Oh, maybe as well. I was going to go way lower. I'm going really optimistic. When did we start? September 2021. Oh, shit. September 24. Oh, maybe you're right. Actually, no. I am so wrong because I've accounted for... I wasn't here and you used to do clips.

So that's way off. It's probably going to be closer to just like 1,000. We did do clips. Yeah. As often though. I said 850. Can I probably going to be closer to just like a thousand. We did do clips. Yeah. As often though. I said 850. Can I put a guess in? Yeah.

780. I think it'll be between us. Well, it is between us. We were the only people left. I mean like between us. So what have you said? 850. And you said a thousand.

1,200. I tried to do a bit of maths but I don't know if that's correct. I just did 400 a year for the amount it's been going. Who's dancing? 400 a year? Well, I've got daily clips

plus the difference of lives. I think... Daily clips? Yeah. I think this includes... Might include shorts. Oh, fucking hell. Well, I win then.

Oh, I lost. I don't think it does include shorts, though. Oh, we'll see. So why are we doing a different question if you don't know what it is? No, no, no. We've got the number. We've got the number. No, no, this is it. Reid, what are you locking in? I'll say. So why are we doing a different question that if you don't know what it is? No, no, no, no. We've got the number, we've got the number.

No, no, this is it. Reid, what are you locking in? I'll give you... No, no, no, that's influenced by the shorts. It's not included shorts. What sort of quiz is this? It's not biased. I thought of eighth, eighth.

It's not biased. He's, he's actually getting sent the wrong answer. No, no, no, mate, if I lose, I want to go again. That doesn't include shorts. If I lose, I lose. I deserve to lose because I got the marathons wrong anyway. So it's fine. 850 is what my answer was lose because I got the marathons wrong anyway,

so it's fine. 850 is what my answer was, so I'll just lie there. Tom, 700 and something? I got 780. 1,200. I'll still. The answer, the integrity of the game

and the point. I've just looked. Goes to... Lewis. No. It's not Lewis. It is Lewis. It's not Lewis what is Lewis it's Lewis

yay what is it 1,551 videos that's got to be inclusive of shorts then doesn't it I think it is it has to be

it will be it has to be it will be we've not uploaded 500 videos a year Reeve you've got to do a TikTok

that's fine that's an unfair question you should have asked no no unfair question you had a bonus question Reeve, you've got to do a TikTok. I think that's an unfair question. You should have asked. No, no, no. That question. You had a bonus question. That'd give you the chance to get seven points.

No, because if we've done 500 a year, that would make it like we've done more than one actual video a day, which isn't possible. No, we have, because we pretty much upload clips every day. If you think that quiz was unfair, please subscribe.

And if you think it was good, subscribe. We've got a bonus question if you want to add, if you want a little you want it if you want a little extra point yeah go on oh sure yeah let's draw it again

no we're not how many views how many views does pitch side have total oh my god we have so you know the

answer no this is your job by the way a billion a billion um 10 million we're not the club uh 220 Billion. I don't know. 10 million.

We're not the club. 220 million. I'm going to say, I think it's like 361 million or something like that. I'm going to go 362 million. I said 220. It's between mine and 200, I think, maybe. Yeah, you are so incredibly wrong. It's ridiculous.

Oh, no. What a rave. Oh, so you're dancing? Yeah, you are so incredibly wrong, it's ridiculous. What up, Reeve? Oh, so you're dancing with me? 165 million. You're dancing with him? I thought we were dancing. No, that's the part, you can't just- This is a bonus.

No, we're not doing that. And you're doing a joint dance. Yeah, we'll do a joint dance, come on. No, no, fuck off. We're not doing this everywhere. Rig it so Lewis has to do the dance. Look at him. He read out the total amount of questions.

I said, do you want a bonus question? Yeah, you agreed to it. You agree. I said no. No, you're not. Play the clip. Play the clip. Play the clip.

You're dancing, lad. Well, I just thought it might be somewhere between 100 to 150k per. Now he's questioning the quiz master. Are you questioning the quiz master? Wow. That's a forfeit for that, by the way. He's a great quiz man, great quiz.

If you need a screenshot, it's right here, Lou. Right here, 165 million, buddy. Yeah. It's a great cruise, mate. Great cruise. If you need a screenshot, it's right here, Lou. Right here. 165 million, buddy. Yeah. 400 million? What, you think you got more? Yeah. I said 360.

I figured if it was 1,500, then we'd get about 100k. 100k. Come on, Lewis. Come on. We have more than you. Silly little goose. Anyway, thanks for listening and watching, guys. Hang on.

We need to vote whose segment was the best. Oh. I'd say mine. Vote for ourselves. No, I'm going to go with whose segment was the best. Oh, I'd say mine. Vote for yourself. No, I'm going to go with Theo's was the best segment. Theo's was actually somehow worse than... But I love doing quizzes, so... Yeah, you rigged it.

What are you doing a quiz? You're just shit at quizzes, mate. He kept going, he tried to give him a second chance when I was going to win the question to not do the dance. What do you mean? And then when I got there... Do you want a bonus? Yeah, what do you mean second chance? No, I didn then when- Do you want a bonus? You said yes.

Yeah, what do you mean second chance? What do you mean second chance? We're dancing together now, we drew. No, we're not dancing together. We ended on the same amount of points. You can't just keep rigging it until I have to do it. All right then, I'll give you a deciding question right now off the top of my head.

Why is it- Yeah, go ahead. Why can't we just accept Reeve lost after the quiz? No, I'm happy to do the dance, but you're not happy to do it with me. That seems- Because I had already won after the quiz ended. Well, lose next time, so you don not happy to do it with me. That seems- Because I already won.

Well, lose next time, so you don't want a bonus question. I did, I didn't want a bonus question. Right. How old was I when I lost my virginity? Pink. Fucking hell. It's a quiz. I said pink.

I meant pig. I meant pig. 14. And you didn't have sex again until you were 16. What was yours? What was yours again? Yeah, it's 14. YOU'RE DANCING! AHHHHHH!

With Reeve. Yeah, with Reeve. What did you say? No. What did you say? He said, I'm a charity woman. Wait, you didn't even give an answer? Yeah, because it was 40.

Are you an angry little piggy right now? Wait, so... I think the crowd knows that this is Reeve. The crowd? What crowd? There's no one here. This is an empty room, mate. Right, I'm going to forge your dance. Forge your noise. He's doing his little dancey mancy. Yeah's just an empty room, mate. I'm going to find you a dance. He's doing his little dancey-mancy.

Yeah, but the difference is I'm not bothered about doing it. You just don't want to do it. It's more the principle of rig- Where's the, what's the word? Integrity of the quiz. Sure. You know, the pitch side quiz thing, bro, has got full of integrity.

That's in the show lights. Thank you so much for watching. If there was actual integrity and you said you literally looked at the viewership the other day, you should have got that right. I don't look at all lifetime viewership. Where did you get 400 million views from, mate? I didn't say 400 million.

That's too intricate, mate. I don't think I can even do that. You're looking at dancers. Right, guys, make sure you like us on Apple Podcasts and Spotify. Please subscribe because we're almost at 50,000 and at 50,000 you get a new set. You get a at dances. Right, guys. Make sure you like us on Apple Podcasts and Spotify. Please subscribe because we're almost at 50,000. And at 50,000, you get a new set. You get a new set.

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