Back Side - 6: Theo Baker Finally HUMBLED! Tom's HUGE Announcement & Lewis' Alien Conspiracy!

Episode Date: May 23, 2024

The lads react to Lewis' recent Half-Marathon results. Tom has a HUGE announcement and they debate if Aliens were actually just cats?If you'd like to work with us, email the studio on [e-mail] by The Fellas Studios: https://fellasstudios.com/podcastsTheo:https://youtube.com/c/HiMalfoyhttps://youtube.com/c/TheoBakerVlogsOllie:https://youtube.com/c/reevhttps://youtube.com/c/OllieFletcherTom Garratt:https://www.youtube.com/@TomGarratt10 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to a new episode of Backside with me, Reeve, Theo Baker, Tom Garrett and Lewis Bowden. If you haven't already hit follow, why not tap it right now for new episodes every week. And if you want to see more Backside, catch us on YouTube, TikTok and Instagram, where all you have to do is search Backside. Let's get into it. So the question was, do you think there's something else in the universe that's more intelligent than humanity? And the answer we came up with was dolphins. Do you know aliens aren't just giant cats?

Think about it. Why the f*** are there so many giant cats in Egypt? What were you going to say? What are you on about? You set your standards quite high. You're a pretty good keeper. I was so surprised. That's never happening again.

Yeah, we'll keep you in goal. We'll have big John outfield what happened to you what happened I think I just got the luckiest game of my life

you know what Lewis is right this is why I think he's going to be really good at boxing he's very good at just wanting

to prove people wrong and all he cares about is wanting to prove people wrong that's all he cares about

huge ego that's why he was good with the marathon that's why he was good yesterday and that's why all in his head will be imagine the views i'll get on imagine the attention some of them saves like they could have so easily just gone in the back of the net you just swung but he swung an arm and they just happened to go over the

top one the one at the start of the second half was my favorite one where because i was just there it was a decent strike on the turn I think he did John yeah John just on the turn and it just came like top there yeah I don't know if you got helped out by a couple

of the one-on-ones you saved they did kick up at you that's exactly what PK Humble said after the game he's like I'm used to keepers just committing

yeah and I was just going to take it around and send it through and then you just didn't so I had to shoot it started getting a bit tasty though

didn't it it was getting a bit spicy I seen Boobie and Ellis going at it I was like he's doing my head in he's been a babby

for ages I was like stop moaning about you're 4-1 down how's that the ref's fault how can that be the ref's fault every time we scored

I was like oh is that the ref's fault they were like shut up you bitch I was like stop crying about the ref's fault they were like shut up you bitch I was like stop crying about the ref and play I said

is it our fault you keep passing to us is it the ref's fault you can't pass 10 yards I actually thought Danny had a good performance Danny was great you know your free kick

and my goal and they were like oh it wasn't a handball it just wasn't a handball it was his hand and his hand's out there it's a handball they had a goal we had a goal disallowed this room was disallowed their penalty wasn't it was a handball it is his hand and his hand's out there it's a handball they had a goal

we had a goal disallowed that's really disallowed their penalty wasn't a penalty so who their goal's offside whose side was he on like it's ridiculous I don't know

who he played you on for your other goal as well yeah because he's fucking stuck in the mud the big stiff idiot he's moaning about the ref your shit stop blaming the ref.

I did chat to Booth and he admits himself when he plays football he just starts like he's not like I love Adam and Booth on the pitch I called them whatever but we were laughing

about it often. You should stress as well it was a behind closed doors game. It didn't sound it though. A lot of people were like oh was a behind closed doors game I saw a lot a lot of people a lot of people like oh my god these guys can't even fill a stadium

oh yeah his friends and family people said that yeah people like these people think they're bigger than they are I thought it was really cute the way you and your girlfriend

were watching the game back after the game it was really cute it was more it was more like him just watching his highlights I'm so good

when we were doing it together it was more just like hi I'm watching Tom watching himself on there speaking of which well they are official so congratulations this has been a long

running thing on Backside hasn't it tell us how you did it no no this is what Backside's for people care about this we can all say our stories

how we asked our girlfriends out. Me? I wish I did it how you did it. And if at the end, Tom, that you thought... All I said was, do you want to be my girlfriend? Got any photos of you doing it?

Have you any photo proof of how you did it? We are all doing that photo. I swear to God, I'll quit. But Tom, all you're going to get is major respect from the bros out there.

No, I'm not. It takes a man to admit he loves his woman. So she'd been nagging me for ages about me oh okay such a leg nagging me

I was like alright love I didn't want to do it but I felt like I've got a place to go that was gross just shut up yapper

yapper my thing was I don't know why we need to say it we basically are together you didn't say it yeah yeah you didn't say it I think it's say it for them isn't it it's not like i'd say it's my opinion it was down to me

we'd be boyfriend and girlfriend now and i was like well we basically are what do we need to say you're my girlfriend you don't have to you can just do a gesture or something yeah you could do like some sort of like in a restaurant or something like. Then we went out. I don't know why. Why were we? I think it wasn't for anything. I'm trying to think. Yeah, it was. It was for you. I didn't plan on doing it.

First anniversary. I didn't plan on doing it until I literally got to the restaurant. Where had we been? Whoa. So you got there and you. I was a bit pissed. And I thought, you know what? For once in my life, I'm going to be quite cute.

I will say to you, Tom, I don't know how. You must have a good talk with the ladies because you pulled it off pretty fast, pretty quick. Well, no, as we got in, Liv went to sit down and I just said to the girls who were shown us the table, I was like,

can you just, when I'm asking to be my girlfriend, can you just do something on a plate or something? Oh. And they were like, and I was like, oh, don't make it such a big deal.

Yeah. I was going to say, yeah. It was like you're weird I was gonna say yeah it just springs over the wrong plate like what the fuck where's my we're over will you marry me

oh my god imagine they'd have done that can you imagine no yeah so they just brought over a plate I think it was in

just chocolate saying were you my girlfriend you think or you know I don't know what it was in chocolate I don't know what it was in chocolate I don't know what it was in we had to read it

upside down so what we do so they brought it over and they placed it on the table they also got I don't know what the pudding was

it was like a little cake pudding did you get the dessert free at least yeah that's class worth doing it for that that's one way

of fucking getting free dessert that is actually very true every time you go out say it's your birthday or birthday a lot of the lads do that because I think it's hilarious which I don you go out say it's your birthday or birthday a lot of the lads

do that because I think it's hilarious which I don't know I think it's pretty shit but I think they do it for a free pudding

they'll just stitch someone up and be like it's your birthday can you like do something how did she react did she cry she didn't cry

no she liked it very much did you cry then what happened yeah I cried then what happened one single time then we went out

to another bar I think then what happened then what happened I don't actually remember then what happened then what happened one single time then we went out to another bar I think then what happened then what happened when you I don't actually remember then what happened then what happened I probably rumped her

I don't know don't say it from your way it's cool yeah I thought you were going to say make love

I don't know is it like rumped her she got a good dusting probably I don't know I thought you were going to say

make love so do you think you've opened like the Pandora's box of being romantic? This is your first romantic gesture. I think some's quite romantic. I am quite thoughtful,

especially I'm very good with presents and stuff. Is that your love language? I don't need to reiterate that. What is your love language? You did say to each other. I don't know how many there are. Charlie always goes on to me about this. You have acts of Yeah, because... No, but you did say to each other... I don't know how many there are. I have said on YouTube. No, Charlie always goes on to me about this. So you have acts of service,

which is hers, and I hear that because it means I have to do stuff. I don't know any of these. So there's acts of service, which is like, I'm doing stuff for you. Oh, that would be me, I think.

Not necessarily that, but like... No, that's another one. That is another one. Yeah. Words of affirmation. Yeah, words of affirmation. Then there's like touch.

And there's touching as well. Oh, that's her. Jesus. Just don't get off me. Gift giving. I was like, can I just have five minutes? of affirmation yeah words of affirmation then there's like touching as well that's her Jesus just don't get off me gift giving I was like can I just have five minutes

five minutes I'm on the toilet he's like a spider monkey mate honestly relentless you know you're you're

you're compensating right now what you're compensating for what my tiny penis no for like you've just shown

how like emotionally aware you are no no no don't get me wrong get off me get off me get off me I love she's like that

but it's also sometimes when I'm like trying to watch a fucking video highlight of me all my arm

yeah trying to watch me scoring at the dead yeah no so yeah what's your love language Lee I think I'm touch oh watch myself I'm trying to watch me scoring at the dead yeah no so yeah what's your love language Lee? I think I'm touch

oh touch me come on why is it like you like being touched or touching do you know what no do you know what

probably is this because I'm long distance like you can just chat and like gift someone to it from a distance but then you just like I never I never feel a human's touch

really oh that's the last time that's the first time I've touched a human in like three weeks. I can't believe a girl let you touch them. Yeah, me too. I imagine me touching you.

Do you have like good cuddles and that? Oh. Do you take your glasses off and you cuddle? What do you mean? Oh, God. I do feel sorry for her, if I'm honest everyone Are you Big Spoon? Yeah I like

I'll be Big Spoon most of the time but I I like swapping it around like because I'm comfier Little Spoon is so underrated I hate getting the hair in my face

and like fuck that off and I huggers I always do that I'm like you hug me When you're shagging bald men it's alright Yeah that's why it works Like

What about you what's your love language farts you're definitely act of service I think not affirmation yeah no way

I feel your hair looks beautiful no I don't really know what mine is I definitely am a like acts of service

to give are you staring so intently like I like doing things for people yeah I think that's how I am I think yeah hey whose birthday was it who recently you stare at me so intently while you're doing it. Like, I like doing things for people. Yeah, I think that's how I am, I think.

Yeah, ooh. Hey, whose birthday was it? Ooh, recently, ooh. Ooh.

Ooh, it was yours, ooh. Oh yeah, breathe. It was lovely, a little bit. Fucking mind reader blew our minds,

didn't it? Yeah, we had this like, mystic mind reader magician, but he was like a psychic. Like a Derren Brown type. Yeah, I love that shit.

It was mental. They're the best ones because like that's actually real what they're doing we came to the conclusion that he's actually Harry Potter what they do

they plant things in you they subconsciously plant things yeah throughout the night you have a good story too yeah so there were several sort of

little moments throughout the night that obviously pretty impactful themselves so there was one where he gave a card out to me prior and then we did like this little game working out what the time oh sorry what this number was in the calculator and then we opened up the leaflet and it said this moment right now and the number we worked out in the calculator was basically like the time it was at the time.

It was the date, month, year and time. And like the time it was in the evening on the calculator, but based off numbers, we'd all given to him. That one's, that one's really fucking mental.

Yeah. No, but then also like he asked this girl to like think of his famous person. And then like 15 minutes went by of him doing. Yeah. Yeah. And everyone's like forgetting. And then he's like oh by the way open that envelope because you were thinking of blah blah blah and like 15 minutes later she's opening it's like oh my god i think

of theresa i love that shit and then he did it to reason yeah yeah but but the tory party no but then they also the the convention the climax of it all, right, is throughout the night, every single thing that we've been discussing, including like a film that I wrote down. And a song choice. Yeah, 20 minutes prior. He's done a video on his laptop where he's gone, oh, by the way,

I filmed this like two, three months ago and everything that happened throughout the night was like in the video. He was like wearing like a... There's like this picture frame of Top Gun Maverick which is the film I wrote down

he was wearing an Ed Sheeran t-shirt which was the musician I said at the very start of the night oh my god do you reckon the reason why that person was

thinking of Theresa May because we were in May he might have been saying May James May what are you doing what would you have done if she had james may be then he'd already know

we came to the conclusion like no matter what we'd say he already had the answer for speaking of uh neeks what no one mentioned neek you thought it was cool don't say it's neeky now what's this nah looking back it was pretty niki. What? Did you not enjoy it? I loved it. I love shit like that. It was crazy. I love that stuff. Absolutely love that stuff.

No, no, no. Your thing was not. Your thing was the coolest shit I've ever done. What about him? No, I'm talking about when I went to the Lord of the Rings quiz.

Oh, that makes sense. Oh, that fucks me. Yeah, that video of that girl on the stage being like, Theoden is gone. I was like, oh my God.

Go on, walk us through. Why were you a fucking fancy dress for? Because you're a fucking weirdo. You are. You spend... Chris MD.

Don't blame Chris. Bless his little heart. He said, Hey, what are you doing Friday? You want to come Lord of the Rings quiz with me and the guys? And I bet you didn't even hesitate.

And I replied with, Taters? Taters, hobbits? I don't get any of the references he's going to start making I just replied with loads of Lord of the Rings

memes next thing you know we find ourselves in this dark dingy room full of Lord of the Rings nerds getting bombed

and we thought we actually knew Lord of the Rings no this is a serious quiz yeah you came last yeah but the thing is we came third last

out of 15 you know like when you go to events like that it's like it's so far beyond the law of the film yeah it's just

people there's no like the only way you win quizzes like that is if you've read every single word of every single there was a book

there was like a book section and then they had the they had the impressions round oh no I should have gone this is the craziest. You are joking. Arthur Hill was like,

yeah, mate, I'll go up. He did it at the table. Oh wow, that's really good Gollum impression. You can go up, Arthur.

Oh no. You can do it. Oh no. And he gets in the queue, like last in the queue and the first person comes on, it's just, he's nailed it.

It's like. Okay, so everyone's going up there to do Gollum. No, anyone can do anyone. Oh. But obviously lots of people

do Gollum because it's one of the easiest yeah yeah and the guy nails it and after he looks up he goes and walks straight back to the seat

I've never seen so he didn't bother doing it he didn't do it they were they were I've never felt like more of a nerd in my life they were like people

like reciting like paragraphs from the book in like all these someone pretended to be worm tail like there's a very niche character he's out of harry potter harry potter oh no not worm tail what's it called the you know like feoden's like little bitch guy oh any of this yeah i know yeah the weirdo rat worm yeah whatever the fuck rat tail is yeah yeah wormhole wormhole

bumhole bummed anyways um long story short we got absolutely hammered it turned out to be a fun night at the brixton jam brothers and then uh went infernos is it a regular is it that quiz night i think regular oh yeah and the

guy hosting it was just naked in like little panties we should do this what the fuck why yeah why is that the last thing you say anyways lewis has uh been learning stuff no before

that we should we should talk about something quite major that went on even bigger than the match that happened on the weekend we you were

chatting a lot of shit to me about this running malarkey Theo oh yeah but Luke you literally didn't do what we I said you

should I actually went so it was a 5k race it turned out between the last podcast and now Reeve threw me a half marathon ticket to the happy half I actually went so it was a 5k race it turned out between the last podcast to now Reeve threw me

a half marathon ticket to the Hackney half which I said would be easy yeah which I said would be easy I managed to secure the opportunity of a lifetime yeah

so before I say my time running the Hackney half yeah thank you very much but also remember what we said we said to you before the race

get within 10 minutes of us right we said get within 10 minutes of us and let's just bet yeah yeah yeah and I even said to him,

oh, we'll give you 15. He said, no. Hey, do you know what? No, man, I want 10. Before he keeps going on, you have my respect. Yeah, there's no way you can't respect me.

Before I say my time, let's just run through the events. Do you know what I respect even more? Is you did it in those shit trainers. Yeah.

Whatever clobber you were wearing. Yeah. And you only took one gel with you for the entire day. And he went out the night before. Yeah, and drank. The clobber was criminal. Yeah, so Friday, I with you for the entire day and he went out the night before

the clobber was criminal yeah so Friday I found out I was doing it Saturday I was drinking in the day and then Sunday we woke up and ran

and I didn't know you were supposed to have more than one gel I just had a free one when I was there and a Nutri-Grain bar back to a couple cups of water

and then just did a 2.13 2.13 Theo so.13, Theo. So did I not prove my point that running's easy? No, you smashed it. I can't lie, you did smash it. Very impressive. But obviously there was a bet on the line

and you had to get within 10 minutes. I said if I do 2.15, it's braggable and proves my point that running's easy. And I went beyond that. I did 2.13. He did it with no training. And he beat your previous best

I know just to say Theo's previous PB was 216 so my first attempt on three days notice after never running over five kilometres

I beat your old PB you cannot tell me this sport in women's shoes in shit shorts in a vest with your face plastered on it

let's be honest the real winner is the sun because look at that shoulder yeah we do have good news it was all

show them how bad you're sun yeah also the difference is you know that PB you beat that was either at the

end of an Ironman or a marathon at the start of a marathon still your PB what was the bet the bet was if you got within 10 minutes

you get my Ironman medal and if you didn't I don't bro what was the bet the bet was if you got within 10 minutes you'd get my Ironman medal and if you didn't I don't know what was it or were you just afraid to give up absolutely everything

probably you know you were going to enter me in Ironman but I feel like I feel like I've proved my point that running is

an easy sport I will say a full marathon genuinely 90% of it was actually easy and I'm not even taking this

it was like i was just running it was at the end on it you struggle i went a bit early going quick and then i realized ah i haven't got this much left and had three kilometers of absolute agony that bit was shit and in my head in my head because of yeah yeah the amount of excuses that go on your head to say like stop yeah that's what we were saying from the start though is that yeah running isn't that hard right but when you do distance like that and you want to actually go for a time it's not just physically hard it's mentally hard this was it i'm glad that you actually learned what we were saying is true no no no that's not you're not taking a little victory yet and also the also

can i just say you fucking enjoyed it i didn't i enjoyed it because the atmosphere is good good fucking day and my logic do you know when i said i like being a didn't enjoy it because the atmosphere is good good fucking day and my logic do you know when i said i like being a dickhead because it makes you want me to fail in those final kilometers that logic came in because i was like they'll if i start walking in and fuck my time they're gonna be on me so if you raise the stakes you have to do it out of anything out of everything that was said between you two he he has ended up i've i may just look like a bit of a mug not you because you were nice but fuck you

I honestly think he's a bit weird like yeah that is good it's not like he's an athletic freak I think he's just a bit of a freak

I might be a prodigy the heat reparation rock up on a day that was like 24 degrees with those shoes with those shoes have basically

zero nutrition behind you and a couple like cups of water she hates running through his veins yeah yeah yeah just to prove a point

but you did you did finish 25 minutes behind me no you just had a class time you just had a class time there's no way

alright kudos to you but yeah you're training for 100 kilometres there's no way you're taking the fucking

Moralei Grandia he made you look a dick and the best news and even after the way you're taking the fucking Morale Grandia. He made you look a dick. And the best news. And even after the race, you're like, oh my God, you did it in briefs? Do you not have the fucking... Yeah, that's even more impressive. Do you not have the new Nike base layer 4000s?

Yeah, I didn't know this. Running in boxer, do you not like chafing? Yeah, I agree. I didn't know that. Not chafing in... I think it's because our thighs are fatter. They were Nike, so that's all you need they're Nike branded

so they're sporty and you've got a tiny cock Lewis let's be honest though you enjoyed it you had a great day out it's an easy sport it is an easy sport

I'm now a runner whether you run as like it or not I am one of you and I am here to say it's easy you've already established at the rate that

you're progressing that there probably is enough time for you to get to Paris yeah and do you know what we vlogged it all actually so backside vlog coming soon were you vlogging throughout the whole race yeah except as well except the fight yeah i was vlogging throughout all of it and at 10 uh five kilometers out i was like right i've i've fucked it a bit yeah so i'm gonna just go dark and i'll see if i beat them you're vlogging on your phone you didn't at the end people got me on the end mate i was so dead those last two kilometers i

couldn't even like man we've looked the whole thing no i've looked the whole thing until like the like three kilometers from the end we know i was i was i was in a dark place there you've logged on your phone and you had your phone in those shorts you ran up just the that's insane i had i had no headphones on as well which apparently is yeah you don't you're quick you're actually you blow my mind you just run it in a normal pair of shorts and your phone's going like that for every normal like that's insane i've got tights with a pocket in, so you slide your phone in and it doesn't like... I didn't have any of them.

I had my AirPods as well. Did you enjoy the crowd? Did it get you going? Yeah, but everyone kept calling me Theodore. You'll see in the video, I had a vest on with Theo's head on and it says Theodore on it. On the back, didn't it?

Yeah. I was like, go on, Theodore. I'm like, yeah, cheers. Theodore. I thought you were coffee. Yeah, man. Genuinely the most impressive thing that I know you've done

thank you man oh well yeah that was a massive massive W but he's got to do a full fit you've had a big week you had a big few days

very impressive few days big 24 hours yeah it was this is why I won the title of the most athletic unathletic person in the world

yeah that is actually I feel that to me yeah that's the mentality monster. That's the difference. Yeah. I don't think you've got the athleticism, I think.

No, I agree. I don't think he actually knows what pain is. No, that might be it. What's your next goal, Lou? I don't really want to keep running because I proved it's easy, so I'd rather stick to proper sports.

I want to see you do a marathon. I want to do... I want to just box, man. We always spoke about this, so hopefully that happens and then I'll do a marathon I want to do I want to just box man we already spoke about this so hopefully that happens and then I'll do a marathon that'll be a good vlog yeah

that's front row misfits walk me out I'll walk you out yeah on a ball and chain I'll be in your corner well I could

yeah spin up a corner and get used to it that'll be funny I've got your forfeit I've got the forfeit for you okay so when you walk out at boxing you have to be the piggy and we'll walk you out no that would be funny I've got your forefinger I've got the forefinger for you okay so

when you walk out at boxing you have to be the piggy and we'll walk you out on your foreknees foreknees alright no

on the moment I'm going to look back on probably for the rest of my life I'm walking out in a stadium whatever I'm not getting walked out

by you he's like a fucking dog there's a fore mate it's a foreknee I'll have you know I'll have youse a forfeit. I'll have yous three in my corner. I'll have yous three in my corner

so yous can genuinely be there. I'll actually have my cords because I need a bit of advice. Throwing the water, the towel. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, so yous will be in my corner

if I ever fight on Misfits and that can be the... That's not a forfeit though. The forfeit is... I feel like if I'm losing the fight I would need genuine advice To have you mugs there

I'd be on No no He fucking invented boxing No you'd be on Actually yeah We got the We got the fitness freak We have the inventor of boxing

If you get injured They're over there to help And they have the man Who powered through The biggest pain in the world Of a snapdown Your forfeit is actually this We choose your outfit

For the boxing No Your shorts No That's what I mean. That's never happened. That has never happened. But we'll see if that ever happens.

We'll make you wear the dissolvable shorts. That's a sweat. How are you feeling, mate? Imagine that. Lou, we've got to call you down here, mate. Oh my God, it's knocked out. It's gone all the six rounds. It's fucking out his cocks out.

He's just there naked. Slowly riddling. Wait, you know the alien? The rest of it. You know the alien in American Dad? Have you seen that? Paul. Paul.

Paul. Just get called that. No, no, no, no. It's not Paul. I know you're in about the way. Oh, what's his fucking name? I've never seen the show. Neither have I, but but no I've seen click

I know what you're talking about though the weird yeah Roger that's it yeah Roger

yeah that'd be you in the ring you're weird who fucking wants it go on then you've had a

great weekend but apparently you have stuff to tell us I'm excited for this because we obviously worked out last time

that what you say is no last time was right the essence was right hang on I think instead of doing my crap dreams I think you should do

the new jingle segment of Lewis has learned stuff oh yeah that's good yeah do that I mean look

I've got some good ones as well yeah oh no I've got some good ones good ones no you that was brilliant you do it again

Lewis has learned stuff whoa you give me a little bit of doubt as well so last last week I taught you That was brilliant. You do it again. Lewis has learned stuff. Whoa. You give me a little bit down. So last week, I taught you about who ruined the world, didn't I? So we'll start off with a nice easy one.

This one's quite mental. Easy. What do you mean by easy one? Just nice little easy one to loop us in. Is it like the hard facts? So we can't... He starts with the ones that can't be disproved.

Oh, I see. So mushrooms are actually from out of space. Oh. They actually are. On a technicality, isn't everything really? No. Wait, wait. No, mushrooms.

Explain it then. So essentially, they think they found mushrooms, like mushroom-like structures on other planets and stuff. Fungi. And because they're so unique and the way they are on earth and they must be like proper different than that um like the only plausible thing is that they've came on an asteroid and we're eating like space food oh so you presume it was like during the dinosaur era oh that's the only plausible place for mushrooms to be from okay

that is pretty cool or have you misread it and it's actually like do you know how they say octopus is so different to anything we have they're technically aliens nah cause Nick couldn't you is that what you're saying about mushrooms

nah nah mushrooms like nah nah in his defence though like magic mushrooms make you see shit what has that got to do with outer space

because there are think about if you think about a mushroom some mushrooms make you see stuff some mushrooms so does LSD no some mushrooms have cures stuff some mushrooms so does LSD no some mushrooms

have cures for diseases like what lions mane mushroom that makes you smarter they have special powers a lot of mushrooms have powers

they do they do have super powers they do yeah when fungi interact with like we do mushrooms then it makes you all introspective even more

and you're like it might make you hate yourself a bit and realise different mushrooms give you different power so yeah cordyceps mushroom yeah yeah that's from space so that's pretty that's a cool so so every you're saying every uh every strain or branch or whatever the like latin name maybe that mushroom all came from space as opposed to it evolved on Earth

this is the best way to sum it up I used to think about like do you know what I used to think this because I like space I was like I wonder what alien food

tastes like because like we have nice food here and there what are you talking about then you had a bolognese and it tastes like that Lou do you reckon there was one like

god mushroom that landed and then it spurted out and over and like you know how Charles Darwin and the whole what's it called oh god evolution you know how the fear of evolution is with like humans and that if we had one god mushroom that landed in space onto the earth

during the next one during the blitz and then it would it turned it turned into like other versions of the mushroom just one more thing on this mushroom thing because like we love like spaghetti bolognese don't get angry don't get

like we love spaghetti bolognese I used to always think do aliens like spaghetti bolognese go on the next question what's their equivalent go for the next one

but essentially when we have sourdough bread with a bit of you know scrambled eggs and mushrooms we're having alien food

I don't have maybe we like alien food as well. So maybe there's other food that's out there that we like. Sourdough bread's the most original form of bread. Is that why you're saying

it's an alien as well? No, it's not alien food, but we put the mushroom in alien food with the sourdough bread. But you can have mushroom in anything. You can have mushroom like... Do the next fact. Mushroom pizza.

Please don't call it a fact. Sorry, yeah. But yeah, that's a nice, easy one to lube us in. Lube us in. but zombies are actually real okay no so in the old days right so in the old days so they they used to they didn't have like science and shit so when someone don't look at me like that what does that mean because i know it sounds mental, but they didn't have signs on that.

So like, they think people were just dead. So see, yeah, and Jill's- What the fuck are you on about? Wait, what do you mean sign? They just thought people were dead. No. Wait, look, what do you mean sign? So see, like, Aunt Jill is like,

she's not moving and that. Aunt Jill? Yeah, me Aunt Jill, right, she's not moving that, she's dead now. So let's have a funeral. We put her in the ground, all sad and shit. We walk off.

Knock, knock, knock. She's not dead. She's in the coffin. She's not dead. She's not dead. No, you mean people were falsely accused of being deceased? Not accused. Not accused.

Not going up, saying, you're dead. Someone's asleep. No, falsely pronounced dead. Yeah, exactly. They're not zombies. People have misdiagnosed death. It goes deeper. He's dead. He's asleep they were falsely pronounced dead exactly they're not zombies people have misdiagnosed death he's dead

he's not actually dead by the way he's just woken up from his grave I feel like the hangover with Mr Chow if you're asleep and someone like

puts you in a coffin you're probably gonna wake up no like people do go into deep states of like passed out or whatever interesting

yeah but this is the crazy bit. Let's just say one of these olden period generation of people accidentally ate a space mushroom and were, you know, anaesthetised for a long while and they'd go, oh my God, he's not got a pulse.

Or a caol. Yeah, let's pronounce him dead. Put him in a coffin, put him in a grave. They might not even know what pulse is out and he's come home nah nah nah

so like they'd be there and they'd be like knocking and like screaming so people would think like the graveyard's haunted because it's like oh

you know what Lou you might be right because if someone you know like no no no he's not right he said I am right

that's a fact there was zombies no but think about it imagine you know what rabies is right if a human gets rabies they're like frothing out their mouth and all that shit

it's hydrophobia isn't it like if someone got rabies back in day you would say that's a zombie what are we doing he's not you're not helping

you're not helping my point it still doesn't mean it's a zombie just because back in the day they thought witches were real yeah yeah I mean they were

isn't the entire point of being a zombie like the desire to eat human brains yeah so I'm pretty sure they used to have like a guy

who was like the grave watcher because people were scared because like it's like these dead people are going

and that so I don't know what it was but like I think they shot them or they did something no but like

when you sort of root down where the they even have guns yeah that's what I'm thinking I don't know if this is like the witch time as well. You know, when you got your head cut off, you're actually alive for like two minutes.

Oh my God, no, it's fucking easy. It's a stupid swat. Yeah, so when some electrical imposter's carry over and you can... When that French lady... There was a chicken that... Because the... Yeah, yeah, yeah. When Marie... No. When that French lady There was a chicken Because When Marie Antoinette

Shut up Her eyes were like Scatting out Oh my god You're an idiot That's true You're an idiot Her eyes were scatting out

She wasn't alive She was She's scatting out She's like bing bong No The brain's cut off from the body they're dead

they might have a few nerve impulses you're still there like ah she's not alive no she was for a bit next no no

the brain's arrived oh my god the brain's arrived it's not connected to anything it's cut off no no no the brain is you

yeah you're the brain you're the brain no having electrical impulses post death is completely No, the brain is you. Yeah, you're the brain. You're the brain. No, having electrical impulses post-death is completely... No, no, it's not impulses. The brain is you, though. Yeah, but think about it. She's lost her fucking head, mate.

She's not alive. It's not connected to anything. No, but you are alive for a bit because your brain is still working until it loses all the oxygen and blood. The blood's still pumping around for a bit. Where from? The brain blood.

Where does the blood pump from? It's just because it was already going. Your heart. Imagine if your head's chopped off. Where's it going? No, it's oxygenated though. You don't die like that, do you? It's oxygenated.

No, but it's like headless chickens. They're dead. Oh, seven seconds. No, they're alive. Seven seconds. Oh, that's changed from two fucking hours. What did you say? Two days?

Two minutes. You're not saying two minutes. Is he gaslighting you? Pop it. On brains, actually. On brains. Next fact. You haven't got one. One. Next. Next fact for brains. you did not say is he gaslighting you pop it on brains actually on brains next fact you haven't got one

next one next fact for brain this is this is this is good one so like one half shit one which I'm not sure about

that one was one of the stupidest things you've ever said next you have your brain has two different thoughts yeah we know

that is hard what do you mean no no no if you chopped it in half it works on its own and it comes to different conclusions separate yeah you got like a left and right brain isn't that weird like you have so you're thinking side and a creative side and man but you have like two what are you on about we are apes no you know about this one it's true no we did this

they're not they're not connect they're not right as ape, left as human. They're both identical. Some people's brains don't always work. So one person might have a half a brain working. A lot of that is just the shape of the brain itself. No, no, no, no, no. If you take away half of the brain. Some people, half brain just turns off.

And for example, they might get really angry really quickly. Yeah, that's usually to do with the frontal lobe though ah it doesn't mean they're half so they get angry really quickly

that's an example so like say one half your brain controls like emotions yeah we know this no look I'm saying they talk to each other

oh yeah there's a connection there's a connection in the middle they're not going yeah of course yeah they're going

right I'll think this you think that then we meet in the middle and course yeah they're going right I'll think this you think that then we meet in the middle and also did you know everything in your brain is doubled up by the way what do you mean well I backed up

on a hard drive so you know like realistically you have like an amygdala yes in your brain it's actually

you actually have to yeah backed up on a hard drive this is my favourite one it's the last one I got. Freak. So, back in the Roman days,

obviously, like, you don't know how, oh no, she's going to annoy me, I just know it. Stop being so sceptical. Sorry,

go on. Obviously, they had loads of mental shit going on there. They were all gay, apparently, weren't they, by the way?

Were they? Apparently, the Romans were very heavily gay. Ah, interesting. Sex was quite a fluid thing. Anyways, back in the Roman days

they had loads of mental shit going on I'd like to know what they wiped the bum with I haven't got that fact yet though it was just water

was it probably they probably had bum wipers as well that were just like so what do you think they used to brush their teeth

I think I've heard carrots it's fucking crazy grapes if you say onions I'm going to punch you in the face like straw or something maybe.

No, no. I think it'll be like a food or like mint leaves or something. Oh, that's a good idea. Yeah, mint leaves is probably a good shot. Soil. You're not going to believe this, but you have to. Should I make it dirty? How could you brush your teeth in soil?

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because she afforded a house. It was a sign of wealth to be like overweight as well, wasn't it? Yeah. She was like, I have food. Henry VIII was fat as fuck.

It's like gout. It's called the Richmond's disease. You know Henry VIII's got proper fat. He loved Marzipan as well. He hit his knee. Ruined his football career in that. Yeah. He was going to play for West Ham,

wasn't he? Didn't he ban it? I don't know. Anyways, no, you're all wrong. It was actually, and you're going to think for West Ham didn't he ban it I don't know anyways no you're all wrong it was actually and you're going to think I'm stupid but it was mouse brains

so no so what they did is I've got some notes so they used mouse brains and like they like crushed it

like they'd get it like obviously they wouldn't have a toothbrush so they just got the brains and like did that no they might have a toothbrush So they just got the brains And like did that No they might have a toothbrush

That's what You asked us What the question was Didn't you? I thought What did they brush it with? Yeah Mouthsprays

Oh so you mean The toothpaste is mouth brains Yeah Right So what's the toothbrush? Yeah so we were They probably just have a brush Out of what?

They wouldn't be plastic Not a Colgate one But like a Fucking Like they'll have They have horses in that back then, which they brush their hooves with, like,

they'll have something for their teeth. They're brushing their teeth with horseshoes. No, but they'll like, just make a smaller one of that, mate, and I can use my teeth, they'll be like,

class. You're actually true here though, because have you ever actually deeped it, right? Like these Roman lot, and Greeks, like, they made like,

coliseums, armor. Yeah, they can make a toothbrush. They just made all this shit, without like, they made, like, coliseums. Yeah, they can make a toothbrush. They just made all this shit. Yeah. Without, like, machines. Yeah, the Roman roads are straight because it's the quickest way. No, no, no. It's so the enemies can't hide around the corner.

It's the quickest way. No, no. No, I promise you. It's so the enemies can't hide around the corner. Yeah, so they'll never be ambushed. No, they'll never be ambushed. It's the quickest route. Going in straight never be ambushed it's the quickest route going in straight lines

it's not always the quickest route if it's over a big fucking hill it's not always the quickest route yeah he's right it was because

it's quickest route no it's not I think he's right but isn't it bad like all like you know the like really niche armour and like designs

and shit how there's never been mouse brains every day no but seriously yes so my I have an issue

with this and I don't get it like so because there's no way there's no way right they're there and they gather around the table

and it's like right lads we have this tooth problem we need to figure out something to clean them with and the there's no and the

the fucking Roman society general meeting they've gone lads topic of agenda today we've all got shit teeth yeah well no I imagine it is I imagine they're gone lads topic of agenda today we've all got shit teeth yeah well no i imagine it is and imagine going around fixing all issues and today was a toothbrush uh toothpaste they made the toothbrush you're like right need something

to go on it but which what was that you said you wouldn't yeah so they made the toothbrush and they're like right we should have something going on we want to know so what i'm saying is is like there's no why who fucking suggested mouse brains number one and no way and surely that's not like right if that's their first choice surely you develop further you know what i mean well it did no like surely they start on mouse brains and they're like right that's i'm not gonna that's a bit of a dodgy suggestion but we'll try it yeah and then surely you're like this is minging you've got remember loo like in the day, they might've thought that these mouse brains had like special powers.

But also, surely they didn't start at the first one and stop there. So what did they fucking try out before the mouse brains? That was, you know what I mean?

So it's like, they've either done a trial and error with other brains and other shit. You know what I mean? They will, they genuinely, what happened was,

this is actually pretty real. They probably had an infestation. Yeah, sorry. Yeah. It's probably true. They probably had an infestation yeah sorry yeah Theo's about to talk so it's probably true they probably had an infestation of mice

and thought what can we do to get rid of these mice and actually use them for some reason so they probably used the tails for like something

they would have fed the fucking body to the dog or something and then they what do you do with this brain like one bit of mouse

they probably used the mouse all its different parts for loads different reasons I just don't get it because it's not going to smell any

better it's not going to taste nicer I just don't understand how you can be in the council you realise this

is your section on bringing the facts to us you were meant to be educating us well I did I give you

mouse brains you know like in all the Roman films and like Troy and all that obviously they have great teeth

like Hollywood actors but do you think it's not realistic to the times no but if you went back in time surely everyone's just got like

minging teeth I think they probably did yeah hygiene people died from like gum disease the average age was like 30

so their teeth like is like mine in the morning but like all day a bit worse than that mate they used to shower like a bath

like twice a year I just don't get it how no one they were dirty bastards they were like yo on an away trip like surely if I went to

I wear it all in the meeting and I go lads how about mouth sprays and like use it to say fuck off yeah because we have the knowledge we have now

back then they used to fucking send us a message because we have now back then they used to fuck you. No I don't know I'm sorry right. All right Lou if I said to you right now ooh let's go

eat that cow without cooking it what would you say? What? Because I never in caveman times they

definitely didn't know. In caveman times how the fuck were they supposed to know this like cow, we should cook it? They probably just ate it raw. You think you're doing something here.

You can't eat beef raw. People eat beef raw. That is a suggestion that worked. Okay, well, how did they find out they had to cook a chicken? Do you know what cow feeds 2,000 people? I don't know. Is it actually?

I think so. You can't just say that. That can't be right. You can't just say that. That can't be right. You can't just say that. It might be right. Also, which cow? Joe Rogan always says

that he kills one of them moose things. Elk. Elk. He's sorted for like three months. It's just him though. It's just him.

Yeah, so think about it. Three months worth of food. One guy. I was on the radio. I bet he's in 2000 people. No, maybe close. I used to be on the One guy. I was on the, but he's in 2000. I mean, that's 2000 people. I used to be on the radio.

When we were on radio, the local teacher sadly died from a cow. And we had to like delete all the songs to do with cows. Sorry, how? What songs are about cows? So like size of a cow was a song. And we had to like, you have to make sure that none of them slip through the holes.

How did a cow? Cows kill like more people than crocodiles. No, I know know but how no they don't it's because you stay where you see a crocodile you're like yeah i'm not going near that shit and then you see a cow's like it's just a cow because they like a cow like running the road and like your stampede of cows yeah no cows are one of the most dangerous animals in the world you underestimate them no death by cow is more common than you think, but cows do not go around killing humans. They're actually very good at reading the weather as well.

So if you notice... It's true. This is actual legit. You want to see if it's going to rain. Check to see if the cows are standing up or not. Okay, right, yeah. To get to my local pub back in Seaford, we've got to walk through this cow field.

And there's always a bull in there, and it's a bit scary. I used to have a bull in my backyard. That is different because you don't fuck with scary that's I used to have a bull in my back garden that is different because bulls you don't fuck with bulls right so I had one in my back garden

they estimate they estimate cows kill 30 people a year yeah where worldwide yes and cock

fucking bullshit that's really unlucky there's bullshit that my guy was one of 30 crocodiles 1000 a year I don't believe that's not

that's wrong cows are more dangerous cows are fucking dangerous man yeah mate yeah right fight one then what he got up on his own legs

I did but yeah loads of them those are my facts for today you got a favourite one none of the above I hated every single one of them I didn't mind the mushroom ones

that kind of mate I can kind of understand that. Space food? No. Have you ever had space food? No, you're making it a bit... No, it is space food. That's alien food.

No, then you take it that way and I don't like it anymore. It's alien food. It's not that crazy. What aliens eat them, Louis? Just ones who have mushrooms. Whatever happened to the whole, like, yeah, aliens are real?

I know loads about aliens. I've heard when they are. I've got like when they are the government said they weren't they confirmed the ufos and that they just don't know what they are but everyone's sort of just like nah not really though you see the alien exhibit that they gave it was fake that was fake though wasn't it it was a dried up version of it i'd love to meet an alien absolutely imagine it's the human race who do we send to meet an alien now we already know what aliens look like as well no we don't no no we don't watch let me cook let me cook this is why because right say you're an alien right you're annoying me today right say you're an alien right and you see earth and you're like

okay we're gonna visit them one day but you know we don't want to freak them out you know so in this scenario you're presuming that aliens are more intelligent more advanced yeah yeah so i'm in the i'm the alien use the humans i'm like right i don't want to scare these guys um so what i'm going to do i'm going to drip feed them what i look like into their in their pop culture so when they see me i look how they expect every now and again and probe them if we all do a generic picture of an alien we'd all come up with the vaguely same

image that's because humans created the illustration of what it is no aliens sorry yeah you're right no think about this logic

this is what you do aliens will drip feed that image into us onto lunch boxes and all this stuff and then when you

finally see one it'll still be creepy but it is what we've seen in films paul the film it's what we've seen american american dad roger it's what we've seen about it where who drew the first alien then i don't know that's what it's saying you fed it into our culture if we didn't know fucking mice exists and someone drew mickey mouse yeah that doesn't mean mice. That's what you know. It's the name of dinosaurs, right? So you know a T-Rex, right? There we go.

People only think that's what they look like. How the fuck are they? How the hell are you supposed to know? By the fossils? No, that's not quite a vegan theory. By the fossils, right? So you know their structure, but who's to say they don't have bright pink skin?

They might. Well, they might. That's my point. They think they look like ostriches. We can have a fucking good guess. Yeah. They think T-Rexes look like ostriches

because they scavenge of dead things and they're all red and manky. But they wouldn't eat teeth that big. That's what T-Rexes would be. They'd basically bully other people off their kills

and scavenge the dead bits. So they might be all red and manky. But I don't know what you... Yeah, that doesn't help my point. I know you're trying to always back me up, but your point never helps. Yeah, you make it more like special. I appreciate the help though.

But no, that's what aliens would do. They'd drip pee. No, no, no, no, no, no. If aliens exist, how many people think they do? Which is like they do exist definitely exist greatly superior and higher being

than us from a different galaxy that come and I don't know check on us it might be the way we view a fucking

ant but we're so much more developed than ants we don't drip feed into ant society what humans look like I've got another

good thing as well about um aliens like um so the theory is like when is this over no that's one that's one that's one i love aliens um so like what if they all just die like and you kill yourselves before you have chance to like what do stuff so like when we if aliens were so you can see earth and you'd see like the lights and that on the planet so what if like aliens whenever they get to our point now they just end up having like nuclear war and they kill themselves and then they wear out like the finishing point because no one ever get you end up just killing each other i didn't understand the word i don't even do it because you're you're saying aliens are more advanced than us but then you're also saying

when you get to our point there's multiple theories i don't don't have all the answers. How do you know aliens are... You didn't say anything, though, then. You didn't actually say anything. I'm saying, right, imagine we all die from nuclear war. That actually didn't mean anything. No, see, we all die from nuclear war. We kill ourselves.

Yes. That's it. Earth's over. We never advance to that stage of going interplanetary and going to other planets. What if all life is destined to be like that?

They either die from natural causes like dinosaurs or they kill themselves and you never actually... You're just constantly edging, essentially. You never climax. So how's there a more advanced

being than us if they all die? I'm on one side I'm thinking possibly and the other side I'm thinking surely we'd see signs of them in the night sky.

It fundamentally goes against your own point of what you believe. I don't have all the answers. It's a rough question to ask you but do you think that we are not the most intelligent life form in the universe?

Jesus, I hope, fuck. They always say dolphins are, don't they? Oh my God, oh my God. Oh my God. What do they do? Oh, come on, man. In terms of like relativity though. Relativity.

More intelligent than us. Relativity is like gravity. How can a dolphin be more intelligent than us? Well, how can a dolphin kill a shark? We can't. I intelligent than us. Relativity is like gravity. How can a dolphin be more intelligent than us? Well, how can a dolphin kill a shark? We can't. I think we can. I think we very much can and we do. If you go one-on-one with a shark,

no weapons, you're fucked. But that's not very intelligent, is it? The fact we created weapons means they're the smartest animals. No, they're not fucking... Orcas are smarter than dolphins. How many dolphins? Yes, they are.

How many dolphins have you ever seen? Now, to body mass? Yes, they are. How many dolphins have you ever seen? Nah, to body mass, he might be right. How many dolphins have you ever seen walking around with AK-47s? Nah, to body mass, though. Yeah, no, seriously. What the fuck are you talking about? They're bigger than us. They're bigger than us.

What are you talking about? Dolphins are bigger than humans. They're bigger breeds. Dolphin. What? Smartest animal in the world. Smartest animal? Not smartest. We are animals. We are animals.. What? Smart animal. Smart animal. Not smart.

We are animals. We are animals. We are technically an animal. We are the most intelligent life form on the planet. We are the top

of the food chain. What are you on about? This shouldn't even need a discussion. We are communicating with language we have created on fucking video cameras.

We're not going to be on the internet. We've designed to combine every single person in the world at one moment to possibly watch this show and you think that a dolphin is more intelligent than what we're... I'd like to see you make a camera with fins.

Dolphins have sex. For pleasure, is what you're going to say. So do we. One of only two animals in the world. You're with the other. Yeah, but are we animals? Yes. I don't think we are. We are. We're beings. Get we one of only two animals in the world we're the other yeah but are we animals yes I don't think we are we are

we're beings get it right so the question was do you think there's something else in the universe that's more intelligent than humanity and the answer we came

up with was dolphins well fucking done how do you know aliens aren't just giant cats think about it why the fuck are there so many

giant cats in Egypt? What are you on about? Think about it. Egypt. Where are these cats? Egypt. Full of giant cat statues.

Sphinxes. Yeah, sphinxes. Yeah, but they're half human, half cat. Yeah. That's not a giant cat. You see what they did with the sphinx? It used to be a dog, but someone else carved it down into a cat. Mate, how do you know the world was ruled by these giant animals?

Can we please leave? Think about it. Think about it. How the hell? You want to know how they built the pyramids? You want to know how they built the pyramids? It wasn't the little human ant people. It was these giant dog and cat

that built all that. Think about it. Yeah, fair enough. For a modern day human, there's a lost civilisation. For a modern day human, to build the pyramid, you're going to need

a lot of machines no they thwarted it what with what like up the nail no what they actually think was a possibility

this is actual knowledge oh here we go you like facts here they reckon there's a strong possibility there's a lost civilisation within that period right yeah

who were probably as advanced or more advanced than us it's underneath the jungle isn't it shut up I've seen it I've seen it shut up I've seen it I've seen this one

no I've seen it no there's lost cities underneath the jungle yes but that's what he won about please stop talking

anyway we went we went the way of like engines and fucking electricity they went magic they

like pokemon they may have gone the way of like using sound because you can use sound to move things, can't you? Fuck off.

You're trying shit at us. You can. By the way, this pyramid stuff is bollocks anyways. Oh no. It's all perfectly even. Also cum.

It's all like, I could do, I could shit on the floor right now and you can measure the angles and make it reach whatever sums that you want. It's fucking confirmation bias.

No, it's not. It's not perfectly even. It is. You can see a picture. It looks like shit. No, it is. Because the outside... It's jaggedy all over.

The outside used to be limestone, I think it was limestone. Yeah, but that's due to... That's just due to wind erosion and stuff. But also all the pyramids around the world, including the one in Mexico, are connected. It is.

Do you know what? The sums add up to the circumference of the Earth. That isn't... And the distance to the moon and back. i've seen the thing about dragons being real you know your whole work this one's crazy see now all the other different cultures with that haven't been not connected so you have chinese culture you have um all the other ones um so all them come up with their own version of a dragon so they say it's either dragons are real or dragons are the perfect

depiction of what our evolution has taught us is scary right and that's why each culture comes up with their own dragon

isn't a dragon in Chinese culture lucky though not scary yeah but like I imagine either way they separately originated with that

yeah we do we're all like don't worry about them everyone's came up with this animal without communicating I don't think that's true

yeah but they're not the same no it is true no that's true that is true yeah but that but a dragon in Chinese culture

is a very different dragon to a dragon but it's still dragon do you know what my favourite dragon is it's not the same though it's just same name

yeah what's your favourite dragon in Shrek dragon man balls across your chin right well we'll end it there yeah we'll end it there no really quickly though because your whole sound That's just the same name. Yeah, what's your favorite dragon in Shrek? Dragon man balls across your chin. Right, well, we'll end it there. Yeah, we'll end it there.

No, really quickly though, because your whole sound bollocks, your sound bollocks is bollocks because obviously they didn't have speakers. Yeah, you're being stiff. And I get, like, if you play sound really loud, it vibrates, right? So how is that vibration?

You're a fucking dick fella, by the way. You think they just go up to it and scream? Yeah. No, go on, how would they use sound? Build! Or don't have the scientific answer. So you're just talking shit then? At least we have stuff to back us up.

They can use the sound to manipulate movement. How? I don't know, the vibrations, I don't know. You think that's more likely than just floating it up some water? Yes. Do you? Do you know how far away it is from the Noil?

Not that far. It fucking is, mate. You know Tutankhamun was 12th. Okay, we're gonna end it here because I'm gonna lose my shit. I know Tutankhamun was 12. Okay, we're going to end it here because I'm going to lose my shit. I'm weirded because I was going to tell you about time travel because I know how it works. No, no, no.

Leave that for another couple of weeks, mate. I can't handle it. I can't do it. You do need to do that every week though because... But can you come with more facts? Yeah, like I had those work for me. Research for better. That was research.

I told you the graveyard's up in one. Yeah, but the problem is the facts that you facts. Research for better. That was research. I told you the graveyard's off. Yeah, but the problem is the facts that you say, as soon as someone asks you a question about it, you don't know the answer. But it's nuggets of knowledge. You made it to the end. Well done, you. If you haven't already, hit that follow button.

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