Back Side - Aaron Hunt On Rooney FIFA Nights, Working With Angry Ginge & Debating The Perfect First Pint!

Episode Date: July 24, 2025

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Welcome to a new episode of Backside with me, Reeve, Theo Baker, Tom Garrett and Lewis Bowden. If you haven't already hit follow, why not tap it right now for new episodes every week. And if you want to see more Backside, catch us on YouTube, TikTok and Instagram, where all you have to do is search Backside. Let's get into it. We've got a guest on. Is your favourite memory ever when Rooney called Ging- Er, he used to ring me at like 3 o'clock in the morning

then I don't answer 5 o'clock in the morning. I just woke up, I was like, what's up? And he went... Do you **** a bit? No. Your last **** must have been like so shameful. Oh my, the whole point of this show has been a freak. I'd never do it.

There's all these different types of people, the ones you **** can lie on. What do you reckon the best first pint is? I like personally, but do you know what I think my new number one is? Okay! Thanks for 50k! Hey guys, welcome back to 50k! Have you seen by the way the guy in the comments who timestamps every thanks for 50k from the episode? No I haven't. He needs to get a live, don't he?

No, he's a fucking beast mode. He's a beast mode. He's gonna do 0.001 for this week because I said it straight away but he's going to get annoyed because you're actually on the road to a million so don't forget to subscribe guys. I saw a comment saying I listened to this on apple podcast but I don't know how to rate it five star. Oh well this should be all figured out it's not that hard. Well, tell them. I don't, I think you overestimate the level of intelligence our viewers. Anyway. We've got a guest on. Yeah, I for one just want to say fair play.

Oh no, no, no. Let's bring it back. We're not still doing that. We're not still, no, no. Hey guys, let's just keep seeing that. We'll bring it back. People still come up to you and say, ha, Jamie Vardy, right?

Yeah, you can't get rid of it. People will be going, hey, Jamie Vardy, you're a great guy. I'm a great guy. I'm a great guy. I'm a great guy. I'm a great guy. I'm a great guy. I'm a great guy. I'm a great guy. I'm a great guy. I'm a great guy. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, new, no actually it's not this pod, but it don't matter. We are the new sponsors of Daisy Hill FC.

What do you mean by this pod? Peepside. Peepside, innit? Oh yeah, but we're the same pod. Yeah, same people, different pod. Shit, who are those people that only listen to one or the other? Probably.

Maybe. So what is it we actually, we are the back of the sleeve. Sleeve and the match day trackies as well. And that's what people want. That's the big... That is always the best, aren't they? Because like they look the coolest. Yeah.

Have we got some like retro style, like cool looking design? I think they're just black to be honest. We've not got a jet of them in it, but their shirts are retro design. There's, have you seen this shirt? Are we going to get some shirts? Yeah, we'll get some shirts.

They're in for printing this week actually. Oh, that's so sick. That's going to go fucking off. He's sponsored the stadium as well. I thought the name, he could have done so many more puns. The Ging Power Stadium, he's called it. But there's so many football stadium puns. Add the King Power, the Ging Power, that makes sense. Is it Iniesta?

No. No, it's not. Drink Manchester. Why does every like, why do you just kill it? Somehow confuse the most simple thing. What's life like as a chairman, Eric? It's just a play on words and the king power. Busy, busy, you know.

I didn't realise how much I'd get myvored from all the committee members, all the old boys and that. Oh really? Yeah. I've dodged the WhatsApp group, I'm still not in it. Did you have to win over the older lot? Yeah, basically. Wait, so how many people are involved in it? There's about nine, but some of them are like getting on like. Yeah, basically. Wait, so how many people are like involved in it? There's about nine, but some of them are like getting on like 80 odd now.

But is it, it must, I guess it is almost like, only if I'm watching at the moment, but you know how like Clarkson had to win over like the Yeah, I can't zoom in. The older lot. The original state that you're coming into this well, this run club as like the TikToker. Yeah, I had to basically like say I was going to bring to the table

and they could have said, like, no. What did you say you wanted to bring? Where they at, too, because they was going under. What was your... They had no choice, really. What were you pitching? Like, say you're in the room with all this angry mob. They weren't, to be fair...

They're not angry, but what was your lead in line in the pitch? What was what, sorry? Your lead in line in the pitch, like... I, sorry? Your lead in line in the pitch, like... I said, like, I'll bring awareness to it, because, like, Steve Bratton said a few weeks ago, he hadn't heard of Daisy Hill a few months ago, he has now. That was basically what I was going to bring, just bring eyes to it, bring people a bit of interest.

But they was told there was going to have no club next season, so it was literally, find someone to come in. Do you know the one thing I'm confused about the story, right, is it happened from you playing football manager, find someone to come in. Do you know the one thing I'm confused about the story, right, is it happened from you playing Football Manager, wasn't it? How were they on Football Manager? You have to get like an external database and add it in to it. How did you know about it?

You know what, I went down to level 10 of English Football. I was sick of doing like, you know, Championship League one. I've done it, I went to do some of different. So I put down to level 10 and I just looked at the local, this one to me and it was Daisy Hill. So I started being them. What are they in Bolton are they? Yeah. Ah.

We were about 10 minutes up the road from where I live. He's fucking mad at it for that. And then the graphics guy came into the chat and he was like, oh, he's playing as Daisy Hill. The next minute the message, but he said, do you want to come down and watch a match? I was like, yeah, I'm fucking going to watch. Might as well. I've been playing it on here. And the gaffer messaged me on Instagram and said, can I get your number? I'm the manager. And I was like, oh, he might want to do something on the day.

Or ask for a trial. You know, we're not that desperate. Get me up front. The ball did probably do a better job than me. No. You haven't seen Kickable. I haven't seen it. What the frick?

What the frick? You had a shot when we played at Man City, didn't you? You had a shot. All right, well, I was one of the few on our team to touch the ball. What's it turn out? We should say, yeah, the time... We spoke about this on the pod, so the time that Tom didn't make it to the brilliant... Which wasn't my fault.

You could have played at the Premier League Champions fucking stadium, and it's your fault that it went off the rails. No, it's not my fault. No, it's your fault that it went off the rails. No, it's your fault that I went off the rails Because you came out we were having a chill pint and then you did keep us out but You ran me and said come for a pint so I came for a pint Aaron you were there actually how bad was I in the morning because I was genuinely gonna be yeah you was rough I mean I was I couldn't look up from the ground. I promise you I ended up just driving up to Manchester for a night out

On a Wednesday Yeah, fucking hell I ended up just driving up to Manchester for a night out. On a Wednesday. What was I up to? The manager then, he rang me and said, basically we've been told there's going to be no club next season unless someone comes in, drums up a bit of interest or a bit of money. So I was like, we'll roll the dice. So what happens when you're clashing with the likes of, I don't know, Shaik Mansour and Stan Cronkey and I don't know, Shaik Mansour and Stan Kronke and, I don't know, who else is that?

Shillen Patel. Bend over for him, he's got more cash than me. Oh, okay, very nice. So you're willing to sell the club, you're open to offers. Depends how much they are. So do you actually own it? No, I don't like own it, own it. I'm just chairman, I sit on the top of the panel.

Do you have any ownership at all? Nobody does really. It's just a committee owned committee. So what would happen if, genuinely, what if you got three promotions in a row and you become in step seven, is that? Yeah. So what happens then? It's not far that far ahead. They've never been out of step ten yet. No, because really, you're probably going to get and get promoted this season, aren't you? With the level of players you're bringing in.

I hope so. I hope so. And then that also will probably carry on to next year, because with all the eyes and stuff on, people are going to want to come and play for you. Like you've just signed David fucking Norris, ex-professional like me fielder. We have to be fair. Who is going to be an absolute joke at that level. That was the one thing that I said when I went in. Basically, I will give you 10 English pounds for 50% of the course.

This is our pitch right now. Would you sign Theo? Theo would be good enough to play. Theo would definitely be good enough. Why don't we? No, genuinely like, if you're on it again. Oh yeah, like he's just going to pop up to Bolton. No, you should make it like, think you're in Ironman fitness.

After you do your Ironman, you've got your full fitness. Theo Baker takes the league by storm. You want a game? I'll play a game after the Ironman. Yeah, you've got to full fitness. Theo Baker takes the league by storm. You want a game? I'll play a game after the Ironman. Yeah, you've got to play on the Saturday and then come back down for the street on Sunday. Starts on the 26th of July.

You wouldn't play me in a season game though, would you? Yeah, you're ready, man. You think I'm that good? Yeah. Oh, guys, stop it. Don't. They're not Barcelona.

It's step 10, it's pretty good. What is step 10? Mate, you were in the... What is it? Can you be in the FA Cup? No. Next season we can't even go up. Oh.

So Steve is step nine then. Oh, two below hashtag. I think we're like two below hashtag, I think. No, you're a couple below hashtag. Hashtag are only one of the conference, aren't they? No, conference is out. I don't know what they are now. There is Izmien. They're in the Iz Rashtag. Hashtag are only one of the conference, aren't they? No, conference south. I don't know where they are now. There is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is,

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since like 1920 or something. Yeah, that'll be step nine. Step nine, isn't it? You got a notification. You could get a game for them. Weird. If it's local. Yeah, you could definitely play for Seaford.

I used to. I was one of the youngest players ever to play in the first team. Oh my God. The field bigger football come back. Are you going to have his own Jamie Vardy right now? Mate, I'm only 29. Mate, you could actually do it. Shit, I'm getting excited.

Oh no. Maybe you'll finally do it, mate. I'll get promoted. Yeah, not David Norris. He caught it. Not David Norris. Let me see your bike, bro. How do you steal in the headlines now?

How does the transfer procedure work? Is you just sign people in and they just tap it up? Like you just go to players, what if you're an extra 10 in a match then what gig they give you an extra... Put seven day note in front of them. It's all seven days and it puts seven days on it. So have you set out like a one year, two year, three year plan?

Or is it just... The management have. I generally just stay there and drink and vlog it. Yeah. So your role is primarily just exposure? You're Mike Ashley when he came to Newcastle. I'm the face of it and I think that's a bit of a problem there and drink and vlog it. Yeah. Your role is primarily just exposure. You're Mike Ashley when he came to Newcastle. I'm the face of it.

And I think that's a bit of a problem for the club. I mean, I'm doing a bit, we're trying our best. You got to have a lot of final stays on a lot of things surely, right? Yeah, but mostly. I don't know how much like you think is like the day to day running. Like, day seal.

Like, I've got these fucking agents to deal with. I don't know, I'm sorry. If you want to talk about a floodlight, if you want. If you want to talk about a floodlight, if you want. Have you got floodlights? Yeah, we've got floodlights.

Of course you've got. Oh my God, mate. Now, do you know what? The division below us don't have floodlights. Yeah, it's not that big of a deal. Because the team in the division below us won the league, but they can't come up because they've no floodlights. Fuck it.

Oh my God. The team that came fourth in the league has come up because the other top three didn't have floodlights. And they didn't have the money to install some. They're literally playing on a field. So is there restrictions for you if you get promoted next season? Do you have to have a better ground? When's the next restrictions? We can go up with what we've got and then I think if we went up again we'd have to put like more hard standing or more seating on some range.

Seating, yeah. We'll be alright mate. We'll be alright. More sponsors hopefully, like pitch side. Who's the most famous person who's came to the game? Simple Simon? Oh that was a big one when he came down. That was huge.

Cue him round the block. What the police? Now what's the... Was this a recent clip that I've seen? It came up on TikTok the other day, it was like you convincing Simon that, what was the... Was this a recent clip that I seen? It came up on TikTok the other day. It was like you convincing Simon that... What was it? Something with Ginge, like you wanted him to... Oh, it's been ages ago.

When I was doing Girth and Turf... Yeah, that was it. I was like, Ginge wants you to play on our list, and he put a video on on his TikTok, and he's like, I'm signed, I'm playing tonight. You've got to do the voice. It was so sad. Gorruss, I'm playing tonight. So you gotta do the voice. So sad. Of course, I'm playing tonight for Girlfriend Surf.

Oh bless it, I didn't even wanna do that. I felt awful, but I got gifted some subs, so everyone's gotta be there. In fairness. That's truly, he's not a prize. Like, surely he should know something though. I think he plays on it. I was like the agent, man.

I think he plays on it, but obviously friend of the show. Friend of the show. He's useful. Actually, quite a high level football manager, wasn't he? Football coach. He did all right, didn't he? Would you ever bring him into the coaching stuff? No.

What he's qualified. We've got kids teams. Do you know what I mean? We can't fucking fit there. No, it's not. Wait, do you actually have like youth level sides? Do you know what? There's Daisy Hill Juniors and there's Daisy Hill.

It's always been separate. So what is it? I'm gonna be stupid. Is the area it's in called Daisy Hill? Right. But that takes a lot of... At that level of football, there's a lot... People aren't just doing it to be paid. There's a lot of... What's the word?

Of course they're not there to be paid. They're probably on about 20 quid a game. When you're playing under-7s on the right, the chances are that the manager's like a kid's dad. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're relying on a lot of participants to keep it running. Yeah, a lot of volunteers for that. Otherwise, the whole club will just fall apart.

That's it. Yeah. We've not had much dealings with the juniors, but we're trying to like, they play like on the other side of the wall to us and there's always been like separate, but we're trying to like shake hands and put it all together under one umbrella.

I think that's a good idea. They're happy with it. I went there to give some trophies out at the weekend to swing them up a little bit. So. That's brilliant. Yeah, it's good. That's fucking good.

We want to put a women's team on as well. So then FA will give us a load of fucking funding. Do you know what I mean? If we've got that. I do that? Is that what they do for women? They won't do it at the minute, it's for men's good. That's good. We want to put a women's team on as well. So then FA will give us a lot of fucking funding. Do you know what I mean? If we got that. Is that what they do for women? They won't do it at the minute. It's for a men's team. You know, it's like.

You got a women's team, you got kids teams. They'll fucking give you all sorts. Well, that's how you do. That's why a lot of teams are doing so well in the women's league at the moment. Cause they're just putting so much money into it. Hashtag, hashtag be our women's team. Cause they've been at it for eight.

Our women's team is like, no, hashtag been investing in it for years. And yeah. But they're like Premier League or championship level. They're one below the championship hashtag. They're one below. They are. Yeah. Like there's a lot of teams who like, well, like their women's teams won't be making profit, but they just like put a load of money from their men's team into it and they keep churning out to make it bigger and better and grow the sport, which is good. Are your women's team Premier League? No, I was only on the come up now, but like, cause we just didn't, Mike actually wasn't

putting money in that, was he? Why? Why? Cause he's not a nice man. Would you put money into it if it was your call? Of course, yeah. You like winning with short order, yeah? I do actually.

That's what I was watching instead of the Club World Cup finals, watching England vs Wales. What was the score? 6-1. Oh, who scored for England? I don't know that one. I should know that. I'll lose track. When did Wales score their goal? They scored theirs at England with 5-0 up, Wales scored, and she started doing this to the fans. At 5 fucking 1, the game's gone. You've been sexist. She's lost her mind. 5-1 and you're

doing that, and then they went and scored me in a 6-1? Yeah, that was embarrassing. Fucking mental. We actually had Ella Toondyne watching our Cup final when we had a fellow player for the other team and we beat them in Cup final. So she was there watching. Are you aiming for the season to win the league?

Obviously, I'd like to say, yeah, but the gaffer will be like, oh, there's some tough teams in this division. Where did they finish last season? Erm, ninth or tenth, I think. Where did they finish last season? Ninth or tenth, I think. How many are in the league? How many are in the league? Eighteen. Do you have the power to sack the manager?

Yeah, probably. Probably. I thought he's gonna watch this, so I'm late, I won't say. Okay, okay. Has the manager been there a long time? I think he's been, I think this is his third season, no, but he said at the start of last season he had no players. He had no budget, so players were just on win bonus, that was it.

Yeah. There was nothing. But he's almost giving you his trust as well, hasn't he? Yeah. He's like asked you to join him. Well, he's the one who's asked me to join him. Yeah, that's what I mean. So he was like scratching around for players last season,

and now we've just had a trail day a few weeks ago. We had 200 people turn up to the trail day. Fucking hell. That's good, that. Was the level good? You said you saw that big fuck up front, didn't you? Yeah, McFarland, yeah. The knee guy. Our Viking, yeah. He sounds like a probably front didn't you? Yeah, McFarland, yeah.

The knee guy. Our Viking, yeah. He sounds like a probably beautiful character. The knee guy, he's a different guy. That's Mitch Austin, that. Do you know Mitch? No. 13 knee surgeries.

How about the young lad you told me about last time? Shep. Apparently you said there's a few clubs sniffing him. Oh yeah, yeah, he's a good striker. He's still got him? He's on a contract now. He's only a second player to ever be on a contract for days here.

Is that your sort of tactic to grow the club through the youth? Tap up the young talent around the club? Ideally, when you should have an under 17s, under 18s, that when you need a couple of lads on the bench, that's where you're looking. Yeah, definitely. I think they're the target audience for you, and they should want to come and play.

Trying to professionalise a step 10 club, essentially for you and that really. They should want to come and play. Trying to professionalise a step seven, a step 10 club essentially, but installing that mindset. Yeah, they're a long way off. No, no, I know, but having that professional mindset of trying to get the best talent. Is that what the demographic of the trialists were? There was a lot of young lads, right?

You do get a few old lads as well, like Mitch Austin who come down East 34. There was a couple of lads like late from East. Trying to think of like a player who, you know, it was ex-pro who is a realistic target. Oh, I've got one. He probably suits your level. Jake Livermore. You're watching this, mate. If you're watching this, Jake, I think that's about your level, mate.

What did he do to West Brom? I don't think he passed to one of our players in six years. Paid for you for six years and you hate him? Yeah. Huddleston. He's at United. He's at Man United. I say what's happening here.

He's trying to join in on his joke. No, Huddleston, he's like, coaching more now. He might fancy. Where's your coach from? Man United. Is he still there, is he? Pretty sure, yeah. Are you pretty sure?

Yeah, why? I'm sure. No, I don't follow up Man United's under-two. He's in the middle of it. Who's the expert centre midfielder? Sandro. Sandro? Oh, yeah, he's knocking about.

He's knocked out of those parties as well, apparently. Is he still at Harborough? Because he played for Harborough Town, didn't he? Yeah, he's at Blues, mate. So you said your message to Pat Macise here. What were those DMs looking like? Well, when I come in, the first thing that I said, bros, I want to sign a dinosaur, like a proper ex-pro.

You should bring a bit of exposure in that, if nothing else. Do you know one you could, I reckon, would possibly possibly, oh I don't know, Lee Trundle. He just lives in Swansea doesn't he? He was shite in that Ballers League. He got tackled off the ears. He got tackled off the ears. Yeah true. Look at that of him.

Unless you signed Tej as well. Why didn't you message Stelios Yannikopoulos? I've actually got Stelios on Instagram. You got him on Insta? Yeah, I could message Stelios. I don't know how good he'd be, he's like 50 odd. Yeah, you've got to try and lie to me. I'm not lying. I've actually got Stelios on Instagram. You got him on Instagram? Yeah. I could message Stelios.

I don't know how good he'd be. He's like 50 odd. Yeah, you've got to draw a line. I think beer and visions are in prime all the time. What were these CC DMs then? You're always CC. I just thought. I want to hear what these DMs were saying.

I think it was something that he was training with. Keep it in your pants, mate. He was training with Macclesfield's because they're not farther down the road from us about half an hour. So I followed him, he followed me back and then he liked my thing about becoming the chairman. Oh he's hitting on you? So I was like, oh fucking hell. So I just messaged him and I thought, have you still

got a pair of boots per piece? And he said yeah. And then his agent messaged me and said, oh yeah, he's not going to be looking to drop down to that level. And no, I think he's playing somewhere, I'm sure he's gone somewhere. I think, oh I might have I'm sure he's gone somewhere. I think, I don't know if he's gone. Oh, I might have one. Peter Odenwingy? Oh, I messaged him as well. He said his knee is gone. He said the only thing I'm good for now is playing the guitar. And golf. He's a pro golfer.

If you give it a season... I tried, honestly, I've been through all the old pranks. You give it a season. I'd be carol. If you get him down for a concert then. If there's any streets, we won't forget Ball was watching this. And he goes back in the red bridge. No, give it a season. He wants to come up a bit closer to Newcastle. He wants to live in London.

No, he wants to get up the hall. So he's at Dagenham, then he'll go to Walton, and then before that he'll be at South Shields. It'll just work his way up. Yeah. I don't get it, with Pappasisi, how do you end up at that level? Because he's like 38 or something. But what, doesn't he just call it a day? No, he likes football. They like playing and all.

That's like David Norris who we've signed. It's hard to be out the game when you've been with your lads all your life in dressing rooms and not going to nothing. Do you know what it is? Like people who actually listen to this podcast and pitch side as well, they won't even know who half these players are. Like they don't know this generation of players. Oh wow. It's like when we had...

What was that off the... Wait, wait, wait. We had Ian... I guarantee you, look. I guarantee you. They didn't even know Ian Holloway was when we asked them off the pitch side. Imagine Lewis Bowden talking down to you, theging off the viewers. I can't tell you a lot of them. They didn't even know Ian Holloway was. Imagine Lewis Bowden talking down to you, the viewers, about football. Ever since he had his knee injury, he's found that the right scosser.

They're going to have to hold that. I'm talking about dinosaurs that would be up for it, I think. Yeah, definitely. I'm not calling them dinosaurs. Maybe don't leave with that. Ex-pros. Also, he's kicked you out of your seat because he said his knee pain. He just put it down there.

It's not too much like that. Kevin Davis, someone like that. Imagine him up top. He's too good out of your seat because he said his knee hurt. I'm trying to think of like... He just put it down there and it was hurting too much like that. Kevin Davis, someone like that. Imagine him up top. He's too good. Hold it. Do you mean too good? He's about 44. That's what Norris is as well, 44. Who's your... We don't want too many of them.

Nemesis. Edgar Davids. I don't think we could say... He's a wanker anyway. Yeah, he is a wanker. Everyone says he's a nobbed. Is he? He was a nobbed. He was the one who signed for Barney, put himself in midfield with the captain's arm

and we're number one on the back. That's the epitome of a twat. If I get David Bentley, he plays charity matches all the time. I'm matching David Bentley. He's unbelievable. Unbelievable. Remember when he used to have them boots saying DB7?

Do you remember back in the day? Chimbonda? Yeah, he could. No, do you know what? He's in our bed as well. I heard he was in our league. Oh really? And they got rid of him, yeah.

Fuck you, man. Imagine getting smacked with your Jim Bonda. So are we just listing players that are quite old? Try and get David Bentley. Get him away from talk sport. Yeah. Is that what he's on at the minute? He's on talk sport at the moment, yeah.

Is he? Yeah, trying to tell you more. That's the way. Bentley's always on talk sport, ain't he? No, he's not. I would say he's genuinely... Sheeran. Sheeran might talks. But he, you know, he's not. He's genuinely. He'll tell you still got under the sea. You still got goals in him. Steps it. No. No. Okay. Fair enough. I don't think. Wow. Now you fucking hell. Pocket. Oh, black. Federica. We'll just keep naming

players. Yeah. I don't know what he's been doing since he scored that goal, to be honest. How's Jett sitting around the world going, mate? You're always on tour drinking. Yeah, just been mooching about, just kind of pass a bit of time. We keep saying we're gonna go. Yeah, every couple of months we'll see each other.

Where's the destination for you two? I wanna go, we could go pretty soon, actually. We can, I'll go. Where you going? Wherever. I wanna go, we could go pretty soon actually. We can, I'll go. Where you going? Wherever. I wanna go to Faroe Islands. Faroe Islands? That's a rogue one.

Is there anything there? There's footy on. Is there? An old dinosaur. Or somewhere in Scandinavia where there's footy shit on. Yeah, that's a good question. In the scout. In the scout, yeah.

No, because we could do our, you could do your shit hotel and good hotel, then I can do a video where we go to a game and just get fucked up. Yeah. Obviously, being a father, is your favorite... Of two? Yeah.

Two bastards. Is your favorite memory ever when Rooney called Ginge a... ****. Sorry. Whoa, C-bomb. Ginge a C-bomb. It was up there, that was obviously... Sorry, what was obviously...

Sorry, what is the... why did you bring his kids into that? You brought them into the gym being a c***. So as you've got two lovely kids... What do you think of Wayne Rooney called you Ginger Sabom? No, it was a joke about how obviously... That rank higher there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's got incredible... I see what he was trying to do with it.

That's apparently his favourite thing. You are such a dad yourself. Rooney just loves a sesh. I was speaking to Chazza and apparently he's just like, yeah, let's just go. Rooney used to ring me at like 3 o'clock in the morning, then I don't answer. 5 o'clock in the morning. And then I'd have a text off him at 7,

hi mate, you okay? And I'd be like, hi mate, you okay? And I'd be like, I've just woke up, Wazza, what's up? And he went, seeing if you fancy the game. What a guy, he just fucking loves it, he just loves it, mate. He is quite cool out down to earth for years though. He's just one of the lads, yeah. He's been through, I think one of the most famous people in England ever. What's his clock like? I've not had to look at it, but I reckon it's about average.

Yeah, I reckon he's got a bit of a run-on. Yeah, it's like a class setup, doesn not hard to let a look at it, but I reckon it's a bit average. Yeah, I reckon he's got a bit of a rock on. Yeah, it's like a class setup, doesn't he? I was told he has loads of guest houses and then just like a bar and shit. Oh yeah, you had a house by then, didn't you? It was on that Rooney documentary, his house and footy pitch is well nice. It's got like an estate. Yeah, yeah.

We was having a couple of liveness before. Is that it? All you got from a docket? What? A multi-multi-millionaire footballer's got like a really big house. Football pitch in his house. I was going to call it his own county, but fuck it. His own county. Rooneyville. We was having a few beers before I went to his house and was like,

let's try and guess how many toilets he's got. I went up to Rooney and I was like, how many toilets have you got? And he's like, fuck, that was a mess. Ask Colleen. Never spoke to Colleen before, went over, how many toilets have you got? And he's like, fuck, that's Colleen. So I was like, never spoke to Colleen before, went over, how many toilets have you got in here? And she was like, I'd have to walk around, but probably about 40.

40? Yeah, I feel it. Mental. Imagine the water bill. Imagine it. You probably don't even look at it, does he? Wonder what she thinks of it all though, like, imagine your husband just like hanging around

with a bunch of like streamers, TikTokers, just like. I imagine he's probably done a lot worse than me. He's probably quite happy that he's on my FIFA. Better than the usual company. Have you played with anyone on Girth and Turf, you've been like, that's cool? Rooney, yeah, probably. I mean, the rest of them like.

Wow. Now this is all you tuning, guys. Yeah. Anyone you regret playing with? No, what? Wow, now this is what you tune in guys. Anyone you regret playing with? No, what? No, what happened? Leave that one. Yeah, yeah, we'll leave that one.

You've got a nice relationship with Luke Littler though, haven't you? Yeah, he's a good lad. Has he been Daisy Hill yet? Yeah, he played though. Theingy's team played a match. Oh yeah, he came and scored a Screamer, didn't he? No, he scored a pen, didn't he? Oh, I thought it was a Screamer. Yeah, it was a pen.

Gingy had already won the league and obviously he's in the edge bracket where he could get in his team, so Gingy put him on a form, signed him on, and he went and scored a pen. He got a pen, he subbed him on, scored the pen, subbed him back off. That's kind of cold, you know. That's kind of cold. Imagine he missed. Yeah, that was it. Yeah, but he's cold as ice.

That's why they call him the Iceman. The dance of joy. You ain't gonna. You're a tailor, mate. Who's your favourite berth and turf player to play with? Is that the bottom of the barrel? Who's your bestie? That's all we got from here.

Do you know what it is? Cause Bez is like older like me. So we got him. How old are you? 33. He's 29. He's 30. 28.

He's the same year as me, 29. Either way, either way. I was just 30. He's older. Oh yeah, he's 30. He just turned 30. Didn't you? By the way, even if he's 29,

he's still, he's similar. How old are the rest of the team? Like, early 20s. Beans similar age. How old are the rest of the team? Like, early 20s? Like, early 20s? He's like, 20 young, mate. Really? Well, Litna's fucking 18 now, isn't he?

Eh? How old's Ginge? So we had like a dad group. Ginge, 21. 21, 22. I didn't know you were a lot of well-off. There was like the dads of the group, which was like me, Pie, Fierce, Bez, Bates, and like we was the older crowd.

Yeah. Yeah. The wise heads. That's it. Has that just ended now then? I think so, yeah. Sadly, but... You're not going to weed it out for next year? We've tried bringing it back, but we've...

Like jerky and people like that with gin streams, but it's not the same. Yeah, why not? It's just not. It's also, things just kind of lose there. I remember when it was first, everyone was lost. I'd see all the clips and I'd watch all them. It's lost track a little bit, When the new players came in and that... There's only so long you can do the same thing for it.

I suppose the new guard coming in, the old guard hating. Moving on to bigger things as well. Pes was like, this is fucking ridiculous. I'm not playing with these lot again. Get these gone. Get these out of my club. Oh yeah, Speed played as well. He was a lunatic, mate. He was just screaming all the time. So it all became about the money and the views, didn't it? Go from turf, didn't it have the heart and soul before?

No, lost it. Oh, you, yeah? Why did you never play? Why did you never play for us? I never got asked. I tried getting you in as well. Did you? Yeah, after we did Big Brother Clubs,

I tried getting you in. Did I get vetoed away? Yeah, Gingy didn't want to know. Oh, wow. Damn. No, I'm only joking. Yeah, Jinx didn't want to know. Oh wow. Damn. I'm not joking. I'm not joking. That must have been the point where I filmed him as well.

They went who? You made him upset now, look at him. No, I know he's joking. No, he's got kids coming out right. Arrogant. I would have vetoed me. I used to be a feed for YouTuber. I did actually ask him when we were in Newcastle

watching his fight. I was like, go on, mate. Get me in fucking. Oh, that's embarrassing. We had a good time. You know what, it was about, it was about, yeah, it was a good day. Oh yeah, he wasn't there, was he?

It was a great day. Anyway, moving on. What? You're moving on to porn? Oh no, yeah. Your porn TikTok, your defence of porn is probably one of the greatest things I've seen on TikTok. Oh yeah, who was it who was slagging it off? I haven't seen this before.

How recent is this? It was, I think it's quite over. Someone was slagging it off. Someone was slagging porn. I'm saying, just don't watch porn. Was it Vizet? No. Or SDP?

It could be Joe. A weirdo as it was. Oh. Ellis? Yeah, Ellis, yeah It'd be Joe! A weirdo as it was. Oh. Ellis? Yeah, Ellis, yeah! He was like, just stop watching... He was on Still Ryan's podcast and they were talking about stuff and he was like,

you'd have so much better relationships with other humans if you just don't watch porn. And I was like, fuck off. What's wrong with a wank here and there? Probably is true. Joe would back it as well. Oh, Joe thinks there's fucking pixies in the corner, the fuck does he know? Theo, do you... Theo, Do you masturbate? No. You don't masturbate? What a good...

Never have I. This is a great chance for some mature balance. Calm debate. Masturbating? How often a week do you wank, be honest? I never do it. There's only two types of people, the ones who wank and liars. Yeah, 100%. 100%. Why? Why do you not wank? I don't think it's good for your soul. No, be honest. How often do you wank? Let's just have the conversation. Once a month? Once a month? Wow. Do you know what my theory is? I feel like if you stop wanking, no wonder you're so boring. I wonder you're so bored. Do you want to give me legend points?

Wait, are you having sex in the... Five times a day. Why can't he just have a serious problem? I feel like if he stopped one, he's deflected. By the way, if you stopped one, you're like, put it on the calendar so you're like, okay. How often do you have sex then? I don't want to discuss that on this show. Oh, my, the whole point of this show is being a freak. I've openly discussed many things on many shows in my life and it's ultimately...

On average how many times a week do you have sex? I don't want to ask that. I don't reveal my... Dodie, it's a Saturday. It's a sexy time Dodie. No, exactly. Dodie, the Dodie France is on. Dodie, it's stage 10 of the Dodie France.

It's sexy time Dodie. Dodie, it's stage 10 of the Dodie France. Dodie, it's stage 10 of the Dodie France. Dodie, it's stage 10 of the Dodie France. Dodie, it's stage 10 of the Dodie France. Dodie, it's stage 10 of the Dodie France. Dodie, it's stage 10 of the Dodie France. Dodie, it's stage 10 of the Dodie! Dodie, the daughter of Francis are... I think I'm much worse off than the fuck you are. Dodie, it's stage 10 of the daughter of Francis. It's sexy time. Let's do it before they sprint finish. It's actually stage 10 today.

It's actually stage 9. Oh, that would be not upset. I'm sorry, mate. For you two to have stopped wanking, your last wank must have been so shameful. For you to be like, right, I'm waiting forever now. It must have been so shameful. He must spunk in his face a month.

A month gap. Oh, I've got the feeling again. What if you don't have a wank you can't have? No, I don't. You don't make love? What? Make love? What you want about? I said, if I waited a month between spunking,

one spunk would be in the fucking moon. Do you just fire, he's not saying you don't ejaculate for a month. He's saying that's when he does it to him. Oh, right. So, all right then, but you're not answering that question. So how many times do you shag him? It's one of them, what do you have to think about?

I don't want to, what? I don't want to think about you spunking. So what happens then? Do you just like fire Jodie off like a nerf cat? Don't talk about my girlfriend like that. Sorry. Borden, I wanna know. Oh, I, oh, you must be fucking four times a day

in the moment, mate. You must know Borden. Knees suddenly better when he's not stalking. I tell you what, when I was in Bowery in lockdown, Jesus, that was a bad time. Or a good time, in defence of which side you're looking at it. No, talk about now. Now, I'm a frequent wanker.

You live with your girlfriend. I didn't need the frequent wanker. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Also Tom, you don't live with your missus. No. How often are you making love? It depends. I mean, Liz's been away for a few weeks,

so I've been a fucking wankersaurus Rex for the last few weeks. Honestly, some days you're looking at two or three. Two or three a day? Yeah, got to mate. I'm wanking today. I bet you're 29 years old. I love shagging.

Is this in between all the TikToks? What? Put the phone down, have a wank, do another one. I tell you what, last weekend was a bad weekend because I was meant to meet my mate, or you as well actually, for the fucking F1, no one was a bad. So I was actually just in Livs flat on my own. I was like, what else am I going to do?

What, you're wanking in Livs flat without her? I was actually... Oh, come on! You can't be doing that! Oh, I can't even... That's fine. I was in her flat all the way. Well, I was like, should I do it on the street? Bad, bad boy.

Do you ever just do it when you actually really don't want to? I was thinking of her the whole time. Yeah, it's fine. Not as long as she was here. I'd say on average I have three or four wanks a week. That's a lot. Basically, anytime I'm not with Liv. I feel like that's normal for an average male.

Whenever you are. No, a week. I'm having sex, aren't I? So... Ooh! Light over there. Okay, right. Three or four when you're not with her.

No, because I split my time. Basically half the week I'm wanking. Half the week you're shugging. The rest I'm pumping. Do you just sit there like... What happens to Pluto in the room when you're trying to have a wank? When I'm having a wank? Yeah.

Just looking, staring at him. He's not in the room at any occasion, regardless of what it is. Sometimes I'll go around my mum and dad's house just to stare at Poppy while I wank. That is weird. Would you shag with a putt in the room or not? Yeah. I couldn't do that. So he is in the room then?

No, he said would I? He said would I? Can I tell you genuinely why you couldn't do that? Because even on a... No, even on the slight possibility, right? Even on the slight chance that reincarnation is real. Imagine inside the cat, it's like your great-grand who's reincarnated and you're sat wanking It's like that. Why are you thinking about your great-grandma?

Why are you fucking that's why I would never do it with an animal in the room because what reincarnation is real What if it's not your mental? What's the chances of her coming back as that cat that you've gone and adopted? Unlikely but you take that risk What animal were you in a past life to deserve becoming a human? Turtle. That's the whole point of being carnated, isn't it? Turtle. I was a turtle, yeah. You will be a flea. I was a turtle.

It's such a bad life, it's a fucking termite. You also, look, you didn't... How do you make love and wank? I can't talk about my make love. Why? What? I'm not talking about that on here. Why?

I just said that I do. I'm just opening up my car. You can choose to do that. You and I are the only ones who have respect for our partners I see. How is that respect? Saying that you have sex with your partner. He's asking how often.

I'm not complimenting him. On average, me and Charlie will not have sex until marriage. Me wanking on the other hand, I think I'm with you on numbers. Even some weeks I might be beating you out if I'm honest. You live with- Oh no you're not. Can I just confirm that's not happening?

He's wanking himself off. You shouldn't really admit that. He doesn't live with Liv. Oh, I've got a good routine though. You live with your missus. Yeah, but she goes to work, man. Do you reckon she shifts as well or not? Do you reckon she does it while you're at work? Do you reckon she does it more? Nah,

nah. How do you know? He's getting jealous. How do you know? I'm not talking about this. No, but seriously, he's right. How do you know? Because I know. We've had a defence on. Oh yeah, he's very flustered. I'm talking about my father though. Yeah, he likes asking it. What wanked with your knee? Why would I not be able to wank because of my knee? You might go, oh, and then do your knee. Is that what you do?

I thought you do one so much. Oh, my knee. That's what happens when you don't do it for a month. Oh, like this. Just pulled a muscle in my leg. So Theo, what benefits do you feel from not... Right, we haven't asked Aaron. I've been about three or four, yeah.

I feel like you're lying. Sometimes, like, if you've done a long stream and then it's like one o'clock in the morning... What do you mean you're lying? I think he's still a bit fucking fired up for dreaming. Oh, he's calling you out and you're saying he thinks three or four is a lie and you're much higher. Let's tell the truth. You want me to go higher?

No, let's tell the truth. If some weeks I might have more, it depends what I've done. If I was single, I'd wank every day. Fucking hell. Have you ever ended a stream early because you just really want to go have a might have more, it depends what I've done. If I was single, I'd wank every day. Have you ever ended a stream early because you just really want to go have a wank? Yeah, I've done that. Have you?

Yeah. Your chat turns you on. No, not my chat turns me on. You know, you just get thinking and you just think, well, I might get off about 12 minutes. Do you ever have a wank at work when you have a normal job? Yeah, in back up van, yeah. In the back up van?

Oh, I bought it. Well, Dave was driving it, and now your dev weren't in it. I'm moving around. Yeah, I've had a wank at work in the toilets. My mate, a mate of mine, I won't name names. In the toilet? Are they the ones you supplied?

Are they with that? This is a JD. The toilets, are they like, do they have the gaps below and above the cubicle? I can't remember, it was a JD toilet, so she'd have a wank in there sometimes. No, the reason why he's asking is so he can picture a layer of it. I'm just thinking, like, if you have the gaps below and above the cubicle? I can't remember, it was JD toilets, he should have a wank in there sometimes. No, the reason why he's asking is so he can picture a layer. I'm just thinking like, if you're wanking

and there's like, it's not the floor to the piggy pod, then it's a bit... I haven't been wanking the toilets at JD. Honestly, really boring. Makes you sound like a bit of a loser. Yeah, I am, whatever. My mate has a wank every single day at work religiously, like religiously, and he'll let us know,

I can't start with that. He's a s***. Anyway, I will tell a story about someone to do wanking, which I can't, I don't even fucking understand. Well, no, you just said you've got a better story. You have to tell it. I'm gonna tell the story,

but I don't know how much to let on. Is he a friend of the show? No, I don't know. He's s***. He's s***. He's s***. Simon again. Actually, I don't think he much to let on. Is he a friend of the show? No, I don't know. It's Simon again. Actually, I don't think he'll mind me saying this. I don't know. I fucking love him as well. So this is, when he told me this,

I honestly, I've never laughed like this in my life. And you know, when it's coming from him, he's dead serious. So he went out to like, I can't remember where he went, like to Worcester, but he weren't drinking because he was driving. And then on the way back, he was driving back, it's like a half hour journey. He was in his van, thought, oh fancy a wank.

So obviously don't try this at home. So whilst driving- Oh my God. Yeah, he can't see his name. Why? He's having a wank whilst driving. Oh my God. He can't see his name. Why? He's having a wank whilst driving that's so illegal. No, but is it? Yes.

What do you mean it is it? I would have fucked. No, you can't go on your phone, but feel free to wank. Okay then, okay then. I won't, I won't. Okay, bleep his name. All right, so someone I know or someone through the grapevine,

I'm not gonna name names, went out somewhere and on the journey back it was at half an hour and they were in their van. And whilst they were in the van, they thought, oh, I've got a bit of a twinge. So they set up porn on their phone, put it on like the dashboard, was driving, but they thought about being like clean and safe.

So they put a Johnny on. Oh my God. about being like clean and safe. So they put a Johnny on. Oh my God. So they were driving, wanking, spunked in the Johnny, threw it out and just drove home. Imagine you're in the car behind you, you see this guy throw out a fucking Johnny.

Imagine you get caught out feeding him. Pulling over. With all the chairs in the back of his van as well. That is 100% true story and it wasn't me. That's so illegal. Pulling over. With all the chairs in the back of his van as well. That is 100% true story. And it wasn't me. That's so illegal. It's crazy. On his phone.

How is that? He weren't touching the phone. You can't wank while driving. Show me on the highway code that says that you can't wank while driving. How has he got the port up on his phone? It could just be a loophole. Hey Siri, can you get the port up?

I think it's a loophole. He still can't even have it on. I actually don't think it's a loophole. It is, you can't have like a program on. He needs an exposure, it's a loop. Yeah. I actually don't think it's a loop. It is, you can't have like a program on. It needs an exposure, it's illegal. No, because he's got blacked out windows, no one could see. Lean him back. You can't even watch Telly while driving, never mind Porn Mare.

No, he was one of those... Well what if he's Porn on the Telly? It was one of those big lorries with the curtains. Oh, driver fine for masturbating while he drives BMW on the M40. I'm fucking it. You're only a fine. I couldn't do it under that sort of pressure. Pressure?

No, genuinely, I don't know how he managed it, or she. So in JD, you just nip off? Sometimes, yeah. So it's a bit like, I'd wait to have a shit at work, I'd rather get paid for having a shit than doing it at home. I've done it in the work van, pull over on the services, jump in back, just don't lock the door properly if you don't want to get stuck in. I feel like that is...

Get locked in! Just leave it like that, just to crack them. So you can get back out after I'm out to ring the door. Help! I'm in the back of the van, I'm on services. It's almost like a bit of a danger wank, innit? Like a bit of a thing. Yeah.

Surely you guys would have had a lot of like post-nut clarity off? No, I don't give a fuck, mate. Yeah. Well, what do you... What clarity do you get after you nut? I don't get any. Don't, daddy. It's stage 11.

That's tomorrow. Day after, isn't it? Yeah. How often you pumping that puss? Are you wanking before an Ironman or not? Or after it, or...? No, definitely not before. You wanking before an Ironman. Yeah. You wanking before an Ironman. You wanking before an Iron? Are you wanking before an Ironman or after it?

No, definitely not before. Yeah, you just have it up. That is a good point. How many days? Isn't that a myth by the way? No, it's not. It's true. If you were going to wank Jory, you've got to be an Ironman.

What is the easiest? The run, swim or bike? The C. You're wanking the swim. The C? No way! No way would the C be the easiest to wank. Why are you getting so defensive? You're in a wetsuit! Yeah, I was just just... Ianking the swim. I see. Wank on the swim. No way. No way would the sea be the easiest to wank in.

Why are you getting so defensive? You're in a wetsuit. Yeah, I was just, just, just. I reckon the bike. You're fucking rubbing it into you. Now you're, you're really going, now I'm on the bike. It's obviously the run.

And not like I thought about it. I'm not, I'm not. It's very defensive, but it was the easiest. I'm telling you, it's the run. I promise. What do you love so much about porn? Where's this come from that I'm like a big advocate of porn? Lewis watched one TikTok.

I was just saying, no, you can't not watch it. You had a big defense. You were on about the thumbnails and how you hear it with music. You were going in detail. Oh, do you remember that video? That was ages ago. There was one ages ago and there's another one.

Maybe I do like it. I do like it. No, there's nothing wrong with watching it, but a lot of people have had a lot of porn addictions and it ruins their sex life. I'm not addicted do like. I do like. No, there's nothing wrong with watching it, but a lot of people have heard of a lot of like porn addictions and their sex life. I'm not addicted to it. I watch it every day. I think I'd know if I was addicted.

How do you know if you're addicted? Yeah, yeah, yeah. How would you actually know if you're addicted? You're watching it every day is quite. I don't know. And also if you're choosing to go watch porn and the wank and take love in real life, then it's bad.

Stop saying make love. Carly? Surely if you've got a porn addiction, you wouldn't also be shagging? I did make a point about the thumbnails and that, you know, like if you go on it and you think, oh, this looks like a good enough, the thumbnail and then it's foreign and the subtitles.

Oh yeah, bastards, you bastards. Is AI porn now, allegedly? I've not watched that. You got it in there. Allegedly. I have to rub it all, I don't want to go down. Yeah, so people who- You look really, he looks horrible, right?

Yeah, like what? He's not saying a word, he's anticipating something coming back to him. I was just sat here listening and he's like, you look horrible right now. Mid conversation. Yeah, Theo just, you do strike me as like a hentai porn kind of guy, if I'm honest.

I don't know what hentai is. Yeah, you do. Everyone knows that. Off the online post stuff. You're in deflection game. I've heard that, I don't know what Hentai is. Yeah you do. Everyone knows that. Off the hot post stuff. You're deflected again. I've learned it. I don't know what it is.

It's the anime vibe. Oh yeah. Anime? Yeah, the cartoon porn. You always see it. You know what Hentai is. Watching anime I think. You always see like a little advert on the side

and it's always like Homer Simpson shagging. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No one's clicking that. Oh, it's like Marge shagging her heart. No one's clicking that. That's weird. I've not seen that one. Neither have I.

I've seen different pages around I think. If you had to shag a Simpsons character, who would it be? Probably Maggie. She's gonna say no. She's gonna suck it like it. No, no, no. She's gonna suck it. That's what he said.

That has to stay in. That has to stay in. She's not real. She isn't real. No, it is just a theory. She is, bring her in saying. She's not real. She isn't real. No, it is just a theory. She is, bring her in now. She's real to me. Also at this point, isn't she about 40?

She's still a baby this day. No, there's episodes where she's 40 year old. Yeah, she's fit as fuck. What about those ones? Who are you answering that question, man? No, Oddfucker, Patty and Selma. Yeah, I'd go for Bart's teacher. Oh me.

What? Oh yeah. He's a filthy one. I don't remember that one. Yeah, Miskrabobma. Yeah, I'd go for Bart's too. Oh me. What? Oh yeah. He's a filthy one. I don't remember that one. Yeah, Miskrabopple. Yeah, in the green. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh yeah, see the...

Ginnit looks off track. Principal Ginnit was having a go at it. Or Millhouse. She's filthy. No. I tell you what, Millhouse, yeah. Yeah, that's it. Oh yeah.

Edna. I tell you who's good, Toby Millhouse, his mom. No, you see Ned Flanders in the ski suit. Fucking hell, Fier, we're going dark. It feels like he's wearing nothing at all. Yeah, look at that. Cut nose up your shit box. I think she's only in it for one episode, but it stood out to me when

Hormotex, that bird on a work's day out, what's it called? They're in a room together in a bed. I don't know. And he's like, Mindy she's called. Minde? How do you remember that? Minde Simpson. I used to love the Simpsons. I mean, really simply, you'd have a gold marge, wouldn't you?

Yeah. Her hair's a bit fucking weird though. Oh, sorry, you fucking Brad Pitt. Don't like the big, blue, fluffy hair, eh? Mr. Smithers is quite slim. Oh, you've ruined it now. Yeah, you've made it weird. And yeah, snake. He'd give you a good Roger in one day.

Snake. Who's snake? No, no, the one with the tattoos like the criminal. Oh, yeah. Now has a peanut petal on. I want to know that. I forgot all about that. Right then, should we know what's the perfect amount of beers, guys?

The perfect amount of beers? For what environment? Yeah, it depends. I think 12 plus beers... Beers is excessive. Yeah, that's too much, mate. You have to move to gin or vodka, don't you? You have to 10.

Yeah. Yeah, true. Yeah, fair point, mate. No one's having 12 beers. But also, is it a pint or is it a pint? Right, so, oh wait, we're just doing it like this? Obviously you have to make it like this. I feel like you put 12 beers in five. I agree, I'd have 12 beers fifth.

Yeah, one to three is definitely better than 12. I'll put, yeah, 12 beers fifth, and then one to three, four. Yeah. Because one to three, mate, there's nothing better than just a couple of points waiting for your Chinese, for example. Tom, Tom, there's nothing better than just a couple of points waiting for you to tiny, for example. 10 to 12 beers is a lot.

Yeah, but that's a session. But 10 to 12, you kind of forget how many you're on. That's like a whole day, innit? That's a whole day. Ciders for you here, watch out, watch out, watch out. I wouldn't drink 10 to 12 ciders anyway. I'll be on spirits way before that. That's my point, how often do you get into 10 to 12 beers?

Exactly. That's why I put it third. I reckon I could do it on Guinness. Yeah. Really? I could do it. I've had plenty of that. Not full days drinking 10 to 12 beers. That isn't crazy.

You lose count after. Exactly. That's what I was saying. I think that still goes third though. You agreed with me. We agreed. Do we agree that goes third? 10 to 12 beers.

I think one to three should be third and 10 to 12 is four. If you don't really know when you're on, I guess that's part of it. I can't remember the last time I had like 10 to 12 beers. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Actually, Ed, you know what? I agree, swap them.

Because 10 to 12 beers is fucking low. It is a lot of beers. That is a lot. A lot of fucking beers, aren't they? Yeah, you are right. Like we often just go and have two or three. That's like you're having 10 to 12. It's like you're having 10 to 12 of beer. Yeah, you are right. You're right, you. Yeah, you are right. We often just go and have two or three. That's like you're having 10 to 12. Yeah, you are right.

You're right. You're right. I'm being sick off the ear. Are these pints? I think these are pints. What is he doing? I mean, seven litres. Can we analyse what producers do in here?

10 to 12 is like seven pints. That's almost a goal again. I meant litres. I just don't understand why anyone would just drink ciders on a night out. Oh, because people have different tastes. You need to get over it. I don't mind a copper burg if it's sonner. I'll tell you what. No, no, one or two copper. First drink of the session. Pine of cider. It's mental. The only thing with cider is, especially like recording and that after like three. No, no, no, no, I'll have that.

But when it's been really hot lately down our local, I've been going and having Thatcher's Haze on tap. Exactly. I can drink four or five of them. I couldn't have six bottles. What's the apple cider? I tried the other day, you made me to try it. It was actually really good.

Cider is apple. No, it wasn't. I think it tastes like puke. It was like a... I generally got acidity sick in your mouth. That's what strong boys. Oh, strong boys are horrible. No, I don't. Strong boys are horrible. It was like a... I generally have acidity sick in your mouth. That's what strong boys. Oh, strong boys are horrible. I don't...

Strong boys are horrible. No, no. Strong boys are horrible. Is it too good for strong boys? Yeah, no way. Inch is the best mate. What, should we put it seven to nine second? Where are you talking about?

What are you talking about? Because I can pinpoint it. I've got a memory for this. Do you remember where I tried a cider you had? Probably Inch's. It was almost definitely Inch's. No, it tastes like real apple, like apple juice. Probably inches.

That's exclusively what I drink usually. Did you give Phil a couple of inches to try? Yeah. Yeah, man. So we put that out. Because I don't have that. Usually the perfect night for me is about six inches. Do you think seven to nine is better than one to three?

I like 12. I think one to three is better than seven to nine. I think for anyone that's too much. No, because then I can't. I keep talking to myself. better than seven to nine. Shut up, you will go. No, no one's having one. Cause then you're having a sesh at seven to nine. Seven to nine is a sesh.

But if you include getting to three, that's like, oh, okay, now we're starting to get a bit of buzz. I know, then you go on four. No, but then you're going on four. Yeah, then it's sad. I'd rather stay at home than go out to work. Oh wait, this is, you have to, for you have to stop. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, then it wouldn't be three beers. stay at home than go out to have a drink. Oh wait, this is, you have to, for you have to stop. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. What? Well then it wouldn't be three beers. These are the ranges of beers you have. What have you been thinking this is? So you have, you have the- I thought it was like, how good is like one to three and then you're going on to the rest. No, this is ranking.

So if you only stopped at three, where would that rank in the top five? Almost like a frustration. Yeah, probably. You want more beers after that. You're blue ball, don't you? Yeah, blue ball, yeah. I'm happy with that, Lee.

You go, come on guys, let's take another. At five, we have 12 plus. Guys! At five, we have 12 plus beers. At four, we have 10 to 12. At three, we have one to three. Yeah, I'd must say. At two, we have seven to nine.

And at number one, the perfect sweet spot of beers is four to six. Oh, can we get another one of zero for Theo? Because he's a boring fucker. Never comes out. Never comes out and always denies a point. And then gives it the big one to go and drink your cider. You don't drink anything because you don't come out.

And you know what I noticed the other week, you know, we all said we had somewhere to go or do. He went, should we go for a pint? Like now, knowing we were all going to say no. Because he didn't want to go for one. He never wants to come out with us. I've clocked you mate. I've clocked you.

You're not allowed to give him the big one about drinking on here. I'm not drinking for a whole month apart from the festival. That's it. Well done. Apart from when he's with his real friends. I'll be honest. I'll tell you why I stopped drinking. Only when you're with certain people isn't it?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cool famous people. I'll drink with you if you have over a million subs. What do you reckon the best first pint is? Yeah, yeah, yeah, you. You're cool, famous people. I'll drink with you if you have over a million subs. What do you reckon the best first pint is? I like personally a Amp store. Contextually as well. As a first pint at Amp stores.

I don't know something about it that tickles me. Or 1664. I reckon a Hot Summer's Day strawberry and lime recordling. No, it's not a pint though. Jesus. You can get it on draft as well. Yeah, but you don't really call a cider a pint. What? What are you talking about? It's literally a pint. You call it a pint. It's not draft as well. Yeah, but you don't really call a cider a pint. What?

What are you on about? It's literally a pint. You call it a cider. I think what? What are you talking about? I think like a... It's a fucking pint. I mean a cider.

What are you on about? Like a Cruz Campo. Yes it is. Yeah, Cruz Campo. Nah, with this weather, that's as Defo. Really? Never had it. That's the cider.

I love strawberry and lime cup burger. Over then that, I'm... Mate, I'm totally. I'm not gonna. I can't believe you don't think a cider is classified as a pint, mate. I'm trying to think. I think if I say what you're ordering and you say a pint, I'll get you a beer. A pint. A cider is a good one. No, no, because it's just a pint of liquid.

No, if I say what you're ordering, I'll take a pint of pint, you would say a cider. You wouldn't say a pint, you'd say cider. I'd say a pint of cider, yeah. No, you wouldn't, you'd say cider. Do you know the problem with the shahi? When they're not great, they're not great. They're not great. They're not great.

They're not great. They're not great. They're not great. They're not great. They're not great. They're not great. I'd say a pint of cider, yeah. You wouldn't, you'd say cider. Do you know the problem with Asahi? When they're not great, they're fucking terrible. But do you know what I think my new number one is?

Because it's just so consistent pretty much anyway, it's Estrella. Peroni's nice. Yeah, Peroni and Estrella, I think are my top two. Asahi's brilliant when it's good, but like a seven out of 10 Asahi is like a five out of 10 Asahi. You're even getting a man of the match performance. I was stinker from it. Yeah, a stinker.

Bang or a stinker. Have you ever had a 16-64 Cronenberg as your first pint? No. No, cause I would never go into that. I think it's like five and a half percent. Where have you been? Cronenberg's nice. Where have you been recently then?

We went to Paris. We went to Paris and then went to Brussels. Then we fucking got this 17 hour sleeper train from Brussels to Prague. What are they like this week? Horrible. Because we was on there, just me and Ren and it was like, there was only us and we were like, this is alright.

Only you? In this little cabin, six beds. In the whole train. And then I asked the conductor, excuse me mate, is anyone else getting on here? And he was like, yeah, you've got four more people getting on in Amsterdam. And I just thought, oh no, four fucking randomers sat with us on the, like it was smaller than where we're sat now

and you had people sleeping in it. It was boiling up. There was no air conditioning, no plugs on it. Oh no. Was it a bed or a seat? It was a seat which you lay on. It was like a shelf. A shelf is the only way I can describe it.

Gee, that is fucked. Did they arrive? Did they turn up before turn up? So you had no space? Why didn't you get the bus train? No, we just, that is fucked. And did they arrive? Did they turn up before turn up so you had no space? Why didn't you get the bus train? No. We just, that would have been a good video. You must just get pissed at that point

to make it a bit more. I had a couple of beers on it, but I just wanted to sleep. I've been out in Brussels before. I know, but that's why you have to pee. It was already rough. Brussels, did you enjoy Brussels? I didn't mind it. I think Belgium's shit.

I think there's nothing there. Well, that's where we're going for tomorrow, then. I thought Brussels, you're not seeing Belgium. We could do Brussels in like a day. That's what I mean, Belgium, but there's nothing there. Well that's where we're going for tomorrow. I thought Brussels, you're not seeing Belgium. We could do Brussels in like a day. That's what I mean, Belgium, like there's nothing there. You've been to Brussels. Yeah, so it was actually, to be honest, I was only looking. You like Belgian beer?

Not really. That's too good. I don't mind it. So we had a day there, so weirdly we had a football tournament when I was younger in Holland, and we drove there. How long did you? Cherry. Yeah, she shouted my name.

Yeah. And we spent the day in Belgium, I was like Cherry. Yeah, she shattered my arm. Yeah. And we spent the day in Belgium, I was like, there's fucking nothing here, shit. Went to this like beer brewery thing and they do like a meter of beer. So you get like, from 2% all the way up to 16%. Oh, milkshake beers.

10 different drinks. Do you like milkshake beers? Never had one. What is it? It's like from like 10 to 16%. Oh yeah, well I had some of them. I think I liked it. They're so strong. I was fucking hammered, so I must have liked them. What do they taste like? What's the difference? It's just from like 10 to 16 percent. Oh, yeah. Well, I had some of them. I think I like that. They're so strong

I was fucking I'm a time. I was like, what are they? What do they taste? That was a different It's just like dick some of them tasted like citrusy and that some of them. Yeah, right But you can tell you ever out the ball. You got really yeah Belgian beer heavy any really heavy anyway Should we do it guys gobbles while Aaron's here? Yeah Right, we haven't done this for a few weeks. Yeah, maybe you'll need his expertise because you lot of shit at this I'm going to go to the trouble while Aaron's here. Peace man. Peace man. Right, we haven't done this for a few weeks. Maybe you'll need his expertise because you lot are shit at this.

I'm fucking peaceful. You're the worst at this. I'm always right. I actually am. That in itself is a lie. You're literally usually the only one. Someone did all the stats and you get it wrong the most. That is true.

That happened. No, that is true. Okay, okay. I'll hold that one then. Right. Number one. Right. Number one. Chicken elected mayor of small US town. Always the kid, always true.

No, it's not. Always true. I've had this before and none of them have been right. It can't be. None of them have been right. They always elect anyone. Headline number two. Man gets trapped in public toilet for three days,

survives on mints and tap water. Toilet tap water? Where's he getting so many mints? Relax. Guy left them in there, didn't he? We'll discuss them in a minute. Scientists discover a squid that can glow in the dark and turn invisible.

Well, that sounds, now that sounds believable. Well, that's for a headline. Invisibility sounds believable. You don't know anything. You know about space but you don't know about deep sea. How do they know it's gone invisible? How do they know if it's gone invisible? It's gone invisible, isn't it?

It could just go somewhere else. What's the use of either of those? What's the use of glow in the dark? It's gone away and gone fuck it. Glow in the dark means they'll be able to see at the deep depths of the water. No, you were just talking so much shit. They'll literally radiate light. Who? Octopuses?

Octopi, yes. I can't wait for this to be fake, because when we found out this is fake, he just said, very confidently, that's why they can see. No, you said, you said, why would there be any use? I said, I explained why. There's lots of fish that glow in the dark. If they live down there there the eyes are good enough I'm all right. You don't need to have senses right there's loads They could be like translucent as you said how many of these affect one chicken that in it no one's having a chicken as a Merk oh no, you know I'd be surprised welcome. This is America brother America knows the Gorta was. What state was the chicken?

OK, so the chicken story. We know it's America, so what state? Kentucky. OK, where is it? Actually, mate, that don't make sense. In a quirky town. Florida. In La Jitas, Texas.

Yeah. A chicken named M- Oh, no's he called? Mayor Cluck Norris. It's so true. That could be a normal name. Cluck Norris. Was symbolically elected mayor after the residents decided to protest a lack of local representation

by putting forward animal candidates. Symbolically elected. The chicken now presides over community events in a tiny suit and sash. I was with it until the suit. They put a collar on it. They put a collar on it. So maybe it's all been enhanced from the time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It is true.

There's some validity there that Clucknire sounds like a human being. Symbolically elected. I feel like the chat GBT would just go elected. Whereas symbolically elected means it's not actually the mayor. They're all on chat GBT. Yeah, I know, but it might still be real, so he's got it from somewhere, isn't he? Yeah, he's got a point. He's nabbed the source material from another website.

Oh, right, sorry. Yeah, got you. I feel like we've learned, no matter what, in Gaz Gobbles, if it's an American, you believe it. Well, nearly you do. And that's why I'm normally correct. It's true. We don't need any more information. We're just an American.

Are you more convinced now? If you've said it's happened before with this chicken, then... No, no, before it was a gort. Not the same chicken, but like... I think it was a gort once, the suit and the nip. Yeah, he's going from town to town... Is that real? The nip and the suit? No, it's real.

He's going from town to town, getting the laces. If it's a real story, if it's a real story, that would be a real fact. Right. Right. It's real nice you ran back. Yeah. Yeah.

Right. The man who gets trapped in a public toilet. In Berlin, a man was accidentally locked inside a malfunctioning automated public toilet and remained trapped for three days. He survived by drinking tap water and rationing packs of tic tacs that he had in his pocket.

Why has he got so many tic tacs? No one ever has more than one pack of two packs. He didn't need food for three days, he'd survive that food. So I presume when it says automated toilet, it's not the cubicle, it's just the whole room. Why has no one cleaned it in three days? Why has no one cleaned it? I think it was a weekend. Authorities found him after passersby heard him banging on the toilet wall.

After three days, not first day, like, help get me out. Do you reckon he had a wank in there? Oh, you do. You want a double? Actually, you might want to save your energy. Yeah. Right. And then the final, do you want to talk about that one first or should we go into the final one?

I don't know, I feel like you'd be hurt. I think that's fake. I feel like you'd be hurt. It's not like roof panels, like you can try and get roof. If they heard him after three days, surely they'd hear him on the first day. I think that's a bit fake, like, no one, it has more than one pack of Tic Tac. No.

Like ever. That is a good point. Yeah. Maybe he was dealing Tic Tacs. I actually think that's the reason it's so unbelievable. Maybe he is Mr. Tic Tacs. Unless it was one of those toilets that sells Tic Tacs and condoms and that.

Oh, dispenser. They don't sell Tic Tacs. They're too pretty. How would he know to ration it? That's actually a good choice. Yeah, but they would have to ration it then, would they? Maybe they only had two left. Or maybe he only had enough money for two.

How skint is he? Get your bread up, brother. How much cash do you have on you? You couldn't afford any. Use my card. Well, don't. I have run out of tic tacs. Please open the door.

Bro, that was crazy. Okay, and then in the deep waters near New Zealand, Yeah. Marine biologists... Do you mean, yeah, because you know there's water there? Well, there's glow worms in New Zealand, isn't there? He's obsessed with New Zealand, isn't he? Right, yeah.

In deep waters near New Zealand, marine biologists discovered a species of squid... I can't even pronounce the name of the course. It's a podium. No, because then you'll see if it's true or false. I don't know, you think. I don't believe that. Cause you will, trust me you two.

Taninja danai, or something like that. Taninja danai. It can simultaneously produce bioluminescent flashes and cloak itself using, fuck me, I don't even know. Pigments cells that can change colour. The squid uses this combo to confuse predators, basically creating a strobe-like effect before vanishing like a magic tree.

There are some crazy ass animals down there. That sounds believable. Yeah, even if they don't exist, they can. It will exist at some point. They're going to find it. It will exist. Mate, we know more about space than the deep ocean. What?

Yeah. But you're, you're one to the z. Why are you arguing these points? We know more about space. You've already said you don't believe the toilet one. You must believe this. We know more about space than the deep ocean. That's what I said.

Oh, that's true. Only one space. I thought we were trying to find that. I thought we were trying to find the No. How many times have we done this? I don't know. Yeah.

One is fake out of those three. Which one? 100% believe the squid. I think that could be real. What about this one? Don't you feel? I don't know what sort of but. Lads, that's what he wants us to think.

He's got... He didn't create the story. He always, he always... He doesn't do any work anymore, it's all chat GBT. No, in fairness, I got about eight fake ones and about two real ones. He picks them. I'm gonna pick them.

He's trying to get us to go towards the believable one. I try and make them different, that's why. I don't like think that he's into it. You have to remember, he's trying to bluff to us. Eat water. Oh my God. He's trying to sublimate a subliminal message Oh my God. He's trying to subliminal message. I'm putting my life savings on it.

Submarine? I think the fake one is the toilet one. Because you ran out of TikToks. I just don't think any... I think that's less believable because of the TikToks. I just don't think anyone's ever had... TikToks is plural. It could also mean one packet, multiple TikToks in the packet.

He had to ration one packet of Tic Tacs. No, he said two packets of Tic Tacs. Two individual Tic Tacs? Oh, then it can't be real. It can't be real. No one has that. No, he said... Unless he's just bought a pack of six.

Right, where the fuck's it gone? He wouldn't carry that all in his pocket. He'd leave it in the car. I didn't like the chicken one, you didn't. I didn't like the chicken at first, but I think I've been taught wrong to believe in it could be true. I don't like this German guy with two but I think I've been taught to believe in it could be true. I don't like this German guy with two... Sorry, I've actually read that wrong. He survived by drinking tap water and rationing a pack of Tik Toks. Oh!

That's it! I'll show you that. You only had one pack now. Just so you know I'm lying. How many do you think he had? He thought he had two, which is why we thought it was unbelievable. But he only had one pack of Tik Toks. That's even less unbelievable.

Yeah. Yeah, so it's believable. No, he's saying that's now believable. Of course, one tic tacs doesn't make sense. Got you. If you only had one packet. But he had two. Yeah, you don't carry around two. And in Germany they love mints.

You don't dual wield. Mints, as in like beef mints. Okay. So, okay. So we all, we all. How do you change that to beef mints? Because he said mints. It's mint. In Germany they love mints. We're talking about tic tacs. all, we all. How do you change that to beef, Mince? He said Mince. In Germany, they love Mince. We're talking about TikTaks. No, I know.

Not everything has to be a pun or a joke. This is a joke to you. This game a joke to you. I'm fucking sick of him. So logically, the TikTak one's now real. Obviously the chicken mare one's real. So therefore, Octopus is fake. I like fear as Octopus here.

I think it must be fear. What does that mean? What do you think? That's real. Octopus. So we have to choose between the octopus and the McChicken. Are we happy with this guy in this toilet? No, we're happy. He has a pack of Tic Tacs. You've changed your mind very abruptly there. I thought you had two Tic Tacs. Just because there's a German guy with Tic tac doesn't mean he's been in the toilet for three years. How is that so believable? I just don't have to tic tac!

They found him by hearing his knocks. Surely they'd hear it on day one. Truly these fuck. Maybe he didn't knock till the third day. I'm alright. I want to go back to the Mrs. I think the chicken one's easy. I generally think that's easy. True.

That's America. How often do we get that wrong? Me, Cluck Norris. By the way, usually he goes that one definitely, definitely, definitely true. So we can forget that. And that ends up being the fact. That happened like a couple of times. Do we get a guess each other? We have to agree as a team. We can split it. No, no, no, no, we always have to agree as a team. No, no, no. You can hear which one you're going to see. So far, so far, what do you think is fake? Tic-tac.

The tic-tac in the toilet. You? Octopus. Reeve. Chicken. I think chicken as well. Oh, so you are actually outvoted at the minute. But lads, he wants you to think that because it sounds ridiculous. No, but he's never been on the show before and he's got instinct.

They're all ridiculous. Yeah, they are. That's the whole point of the game. I want this to be over with. It's not Cluck Norris, man. Out of the two, the squid being bioluminescent and being funky under the sea, or a chicken being called Cluck Norris' mare, I feel like this is the more real one. I don't think it's the barn Cluck Norris.

The mare ones are always true. Cluck Norris is true. It is true. Cluck Norris. The bear ones are always true. Cluck Norris is true! It is true! Cluck Norris is a fucking bear as a chicken. He's not going to make that up. It's true! They're doing it to fight back against the fucking government, mate.

It's not like... It's not... I don't know how you think that's unbelievable. Yeah, God... But why would they make up about a squid? Yeah. Because he's trying to get you to go for the chicken. But obviously...

No, he's not! No, he's not letting his freedom out. There's a reason he's not saying anything, because we're all going the way he wants us to go. By the way, you've gone through all three and said they're all fake at one point, so... I've been consistent that the chicken is real. Right, so you're going with the...

I am. That is true. You're going with the tic tacs? No, he's going with the one... He's going on that now. Oh, so which one are you going with? Octopus. The squid. The squid. I'm going with the Tic Tacs? No, he's mine on that now. Oh, so which one are you going with? Octopus. The squid. The squid.

I'm going with chicken. So are you going chicken as well? Ah, fuck it, I'll go chicken. Fuck what you said anyway. No, no, but I'm saying we'll lock it in. I'll go Tic Tac, you go Tic Tac. I'm so sick of being right and then you knobs. Right, you've locked in.

I can confirm that. I'm fucking right as well, by the way. He's not been in the- The squid is a true story. Yeah. Okay. So you're out. It's a true story. I know, but you're out.

It's the TikTok. I did think it was the TikTok vibe. No, don't you? Sorry, that is not what you just said. I'm just over with. Also, by the way, if we're correct, watch the YouTube. No, no, no, no. It's a true story. No, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no, you went- I always said it was- Okay, I can confirm- I'll be wrong if I be wrong. God of the chicken. The mare that is a chicken is a true story. Oh, there you go. You fucking idiot!

You didn't get it right! I told you though, it's the chicken, the mare! The animals are always the mares! The maid of story was the man in the toilet. Who's making that up? Cluck Norris! Yeah, okay, right. We picked one that ended up being true. What did you do?

I passionately told you. You picked a true story! I admit I was wrong with that. I was with the TikTok all the way saying that's crazy. But I explained it's all... he's trying to get us to do that. You went with the fucking squid. Only because of the tic tac. You know what the bad thing about this is, if we didn't know that he had two

packs of tic tacs, we would have got that right. Yeah, true. Now you bashed it all on the amount of tic tacs. I was right. No, you were, because you said if he's only one pack, it's true. You said, Tom went, oh, I've just found out there's only one pack of tic tacs. Oh, that's so unbelievable. No, I'm not fucking with you.

I knew it was between two. I heard him on day one. The knocking was right. Oh yeah, so you fought that. Well done, mate. Because you were so adamant at the start, you would have convinced them to go with that. Well, you changed the rules.

No, I genuinely misread it. I did misread it. The chicken, the animals are always mares in America, man. Maybe what we can do as a follow up from that is we can put you in a toilet with a fucking tic tac and see how long you last. Also Lewis, if it was up to you, you'd still be wrong, you went for the octopus. Yeah, you were nowhere near it. I was closer than you.

So yeah, again, the only one you could go for was the octopus. Because I was wrong, but I knew yours was wrong. All right, well no one wins then. Well I won. But you are right, there's another one in Kentucky called Rabbit Hash who's been elected. Always animals as mares. It tends to be a symbolic mayor, so it's either to go against... That's what made me think it was real when you said symbolic mayor.

Yeah, or some of a fun or for fun reason. Are they trying to get tourists to do that? Is he still in the job or not? We've got a picture of him because he had a suit and a sash. Yeah, oh yeah actually what's his name again? I wonder if it was a cock or a hen. Victor Cluck Norris. I didn't like that finger bit. Try and get him up.

May I get Cluck Norris up? May I get Cluck Norris up? Cluck Norris, Texas. Actually just yeah, comes up. The suit put me off. I fucking can't believe it. The suit put him off. Wait, I've never seen a chick in a suit.

Who says Cluck Norris can't run for Brentwood Mayor? Go on the images. Go on the images. See if he's there. Oh, that's not him. What the fuck? Go back. There's only one chick.

Go back again. It's not real. Pick on news. There you go. Go on. Go down. That rooster. Mayor of Chicago.

Go on that or no? That one. Dallas Morning News. It probably looks Go on that, oh no. That one. Dallas Morning News. It probably looks something like that, doesn't it? Well, that's a cock. I don't know. I wanted to see the actual photo.

Just type in chicken in suit. Maybe not. Sounding a bit more fake now, guys. Yeah. Maybe they just make them all up. Type in German guy in toilet. Yeah, yeah. They're all fake.

Yeah, yeah. Well, now search German guy in toilet. Chicken in a suit. Oh, there he is. That's not a chicken blood. That's a real chicken. As always, I was right and you were wrong. You weren't right, Lew, and then you're going to take it as a victory.

Are you saying he was wrong, but he was more right than us? Yeah. I had a, we had a 50% chance of my being Yeah. We had a 50% chance of my being right. We had a 100% chance of yours being wrong. You got persuaded by Tom saying he had one less packet. At least my idea was based in logic. My reasoning was based in logic. You have no logic.

You're an idiot. I haven't seen a chicken in a soup. How about that? I don't see how it works. Actually, that's a valid point. Until he sees this photo. And I've still not seen it. Well, I have just talked into chat GBT,

show me that photo and it says, and it showed me photos, but it said, none of the exact chicken from La Jitas, but hopefully these give you a good visual of what a cluck norris looks like. Well, we'll hear say then. We'll hear say. They're all for it.

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