Back Side - AB on KSI Pull Out! Getting Trippy with Joe Weller & WORST UK Podcasts Tier List

Episode Date: April 3, 2025

AB joins the boys to talk Danny Aarons becoming a Father, his love life, and lost Egyptian cities! The lads also create a presentation for a brand new invention of their own making!SUBSCRIBE TO AB: https://www.youtube.com/@ABvlogginIf you'd like to work with us, email the studio on [e-mail] by The Fellas Studios: https://fellasstudios.com/podcastsTheo:https://youtube.com/c/HiMalfoyhttps://youtube.com/c/TheoBakerVlogsOllie:https://youtube.com/c/reevhttps://youtube.com/c/OllieFletcherTom Garratt:https://www.youtube.com/@TomGarratt10Lewis:https://www.youtube.com/@lewisbowden14.30 who does AB owe his career to?08:00 AB takes the entrance quiz09:45 TIER LIST: UK PODCASTS11:20 AB Hates Running14:00 The UK’s Most Dangerous Animal14:48 The Sheep Conspiracy18:00 Tays and Ginge Pod Reaction19:00 Simple Simon on Pitch Side21:00 Toms Biohazard in the toilet23:45 AB Doing Ayahuasca with Joe Weller26:30 What Lewis REALLY did in Germany28:00 Lewis Used to Blaze Up30:00 Reev Almost Caught in Thailand Earthquake32:40 AB on what Japan is really like35:40 The Egyptian Curse37:00 Underground Alien Egyptian City40:00 Are we more intelligent than Egyptians?44:20 ArthurTV and Bach Crash the Set47.20 Danny Aarons having a kid49:00 HS vs Danny G on Misfits50:20 KSI pulls out vs Dillon Danis54:00 Will AB ever find love?58:00 Pitching our New Inventions59:00 Lewis’ Invention01:09:00 Tom’s Invention01:15:55 AB Invention01:21:17 Reev Invention01:31:58 Theo Invention Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to a new episode of Backside with me, Reeve, Theo Baker, Tom Garrett and Lewis Bowden. If you haven't already hit follow, why not tap it right now for new episodes every week. And if you want to see more Backside, catch us on YouTube, TikTok and Instagram, where all you have to do is search Backside. Let's get into it. Hayes and Ginge, you can't tell they're new to podcast, like being hosts. You can't tell they're like, really like, um, how do you, how do you put it? Cancel it.

Is it okay if we get each to pitch why they made you who you are? I don't claim I made him who he was. I encouraged him to make his YouTube channel. Danny Owens is a dad. What's your thoughts on his name? Sidemen anniversary. Chris and Luke, I was a f*** after that. I met him.

He still does. It's carried on telling him to hit the crossbar. In England, half the livestock like sheep aren't real. You always bring up these f***ing stupid conspiracies. Why would they put fake sheep? To make us look more dependent as a country. Look, but no one's driving past a field going, oh, there's not enough sheep there.

KSI pulling out the fight with Dylan Dannis. I need to just stick it on my girlfriend, so if you want to f***ing have it with me, come and have it! You don't know what we did out in Bahrain. I really want, Luke, I want one day you to just tell us what

happened. I didn't go in the... Is this a good podcast? We have to make a promise to the listener and

viewer to get you get rid of you. For 50k subs. We will not talk over each other. That's never

going to happen and that's why the show works. Luke I told you this at the start during the therapist episode I said stop doing it. There we go. At the start, during the... 20 seconds in. The therapist episode,

I said, stop doing it. Yeah, we did actually say that. I apologise for my wrongdoings and I'm ready to improve and better myself and better the show. People actually said that might be the worst episode ever.

No, what... Yeah, it was... Where do you see... It was a bit hit and miss. What we should do, we should talk over you but you just can't talk over us. That's a fair rule.

I'll be the bit. We have the talking fish. Bring out the talking fish. If that's my role, I'll take it. What's talking fish? The talking fish. Talking fish right there.

Talking fish. You've got to hold it and then speak. So my name is Lewis and I'm... You're holding the fish, mate. That's some fucking alcohol anonymous shit. Do you have any shoes?

Not really. You said they weren't new. You said you've had them for three years. Yeah, I had them for three years, but I was too scared to wear them. They look like three sizes too big. No, they fit perfectly. They've got a soft inside.

I don't know. You know how I bought them when they were not in fashion? But now they're back in fashion. And then you bought them when they weren't. I don't think they've know how I bought them when they were like not in fashion but now they're back in fashion. And then you bought them when they weren't. I don't think they've

ever been in fashion in my honest mind. I think I might be a trendsetter. Are you going to introduce the guest or not? No.

No, introduce him. Breaking news, man. You have to introduce him. All your listeners don't even know who this is. Go on, Tom. Hang on. Give him a big lead up though.

Introduce, say what he's renowned for and stuff. Imagine you're on the UFC. The garden isn't ready this guy's not even touching the ground man what what

don't worry what was that did your life peak at that point has it just been what the mucka yeah that wasn't peak

it was kind of peak that's peak no it's not all you do now is podcast 100% I'm a little bit of a podcast

don't because you walk out the mucka was peak AB. No one will ever change that. No one ever. See, you don't know. No, you've emotionally scarred it.

Because you're just saying that peak, like, before I even took off. No, you don't lie. Okay, no, you've peaked in terms of career-wise. You haven't peaked career-wise, but my favourite version of you was the mucka. What is the mucka? When he was bullying a dwarf on TikTok.

Yeah, just subbing in a dwarf. You're proud of that you can say dwarf he's got dwarfism that's actual term no um yeah no my breaking news sorry guys i need to tell you something really important what run you doing now you know how like um everyone always takes the mick out of fashion and stuff for me yeah do they um for the first time in over a decade so like 10 years my girlfriend said I look good. She did say that. She said the fits of the look.

But I've got a pair. I've got a pair of jeans. Is that conversation worthy? I'm actually so proud. I love them. Do you not wear jeans? Never. I've seen you in jeans.

You haven't. I've not seen him in jeans. You've never seen me in jeans. When? Those were really tight blue leggings. When? When did I ask? No.

When did you see me in jeans? It was the 4th of May. I've never seen them in jeans. You've never seen me in jeans? When? Those were really tight blue leggings. When? When did I ask? No, when did you see me in jeans? It was the 4th of May. I've never worn jeans. 2022. What do you wear to a function? Black trousers. I saw you in jeans on Saturday. Yeah, that's the pair of jeans I got.

Well, they're school trousers. They're like, you know, they're like, they're like, Lou, describe what they are. They're like these things made out of denim that you wear on your leg. Black trousers are like trousers as if you

you know a bit like those actually these are like the cowboy ones people are wearing these days they're like cowboy

chaps yeah they've got this hook on it and I just keep dragging tables with me when I stand up it's a good

design it's fucking horny as fuck I decided ever since I turned 29 I'm going to start becoming a fashionista I thought you were 30

so literally 13 hours then 29 just turned recently easy mistake one off becoming a fashionista. I thought you were 30. So literally 13 hours then. 29. Just turned recently. Easy mistake. One off. I'm glad you're here because you can actually

settle the dispute we've had over on pitch side. To who do you owe your career? Is it to Reeve or is it to Tom? Because both... Before you answer actually

is it okay if we get each to pitch Why they made you Who you are Wait no that's the segment At the end I don't claim I made him who he was

Okay just I just claim I He didn't even know Who AB was Because It was It was brought up on a stream

About Because I was commenting On all this stuff I am not in the corner Of claiming that I made it Oh wow You made a very Violent speech to me about it

no he did he has a big moment in the law though i i told him to his law what's the law you don't know what law means oh hello ari what do you mean you'll be yeah i i encouraged him to make his youtube channel which i think has developed him into wow breaking news make a youtube channel fucking hell so do you owe your basically him your resurgence on YouTube down to me

because I encourage you to make more videos yeah and a couple other people take more credit man you deserve it yourself talk to us then how did this play out

how did this play out where you used to had a conversation that would change Alfie's life forever talk us through it we can watch it on my video

it's got a couple hundred thousand views already yeah it's Oh, you can watch it on my video. It's got a couple of hundred thousand views already. Yeah, it's just a few. Oh, you dropped the numbers game. Oh, that was... Ever since you come back from Thailand, you've changed. Thailand, buddy. That's the zestiest way of saying it.

Did you shag a lady? No, ultimately, it's not up to us to decide. It's up to Alfred. Okay, and Tom, how did you make him? I didn't. Okay, fair enough. I also said that, by the way make him? I didn't. Okay, fair enough. I'm not normally what he says.

I also said that, by the way. I'd say him and Prod, right? Prod discovered me at the same time, but Prod had a little podcast to slap me on.

So Prod wormed me with my little podcast words. Yeah, Prod kind of got me into the fellas bunch. Yeah. But I was like really putting off

making a YouTube channel and then we did that video and you were like, the link will be in the description. So I had to get and then we did that video and you were like, the link will be in the description. So I had to get back to my premier in. So you were like Santiago Munez. You were Gavin Harris and Prodigy was the scout in Mexico.

Yeah. I kind of like that. It's a forced analogy. Have you ever watched Goal? Yeah, I have. Newcastle and that. It wasn't that good of an analogy. I get what you were trying to go,. It wasn't that good of an analogy.

I get where you were trying to go, but it wasn't executed. Yeah. The heart was in the right place. Yeah. Yeah. Where am I in all this? His dad. Well, I'm just sorry.

His dad, the guy who gives him the cardboard for the shooting pads. You are the cardboard. So you are an avid sort of like listener of Bucksize, yeah? No. Good. I think you overplay how many people listen to this. He listens. Well, Alfred... Bartle? Is it Alfred? Yeah, it's Alfred. no good I think you overplay how many people listen to this he listens well Alfred

Bartle is it Alfred yeah it's Alfred it is Alfred no it's Alfred what's the middle name Noah is it

no I don't Alfie Noah Bartle yeah Noah Butthole oh that's a good one that's kind of beast yeah

is that original no people in year 6 used to say old man oh you don't know how to grudge against them um we've got 11 questions why is she laughing

she has a name why are you hanging around with 6 year olds I was in year 6 yeah it's weird mate 6 year olds I said year 6 that doesn't make it

any better 6 year olds never came out by now is this an intervention it had to be I'll flip this fucking table put the snows down sorry to yell come on in Paul That doesn't make it any better. Six rules never came up well than your six. Is this an intervention? It had to be. I'll flip this fucking table. Put the snows down! Sorry to hear that.

Come on in, Paul. Lewis. Change the lights. He's right here. Ah, sorry. Say that again and I'm ready. Lewis, hit the lights. I imagine the entire building.

Welcome to... Why for Clarkie do you change your clothes but AB you don't? That's fucking weird nothing about the therapist man so we just want to see if you're intellectually clever enough

to come onto a podcast like this okay question number one do fish have hair yeah fucking no he's not

Jesus how many holes does a straw have oh I hate this one because it there's no wrong answer. It's both. No, there is a right answer.

Well, you guys will say one, but I think two. Fuck it. Who helped the Beatles write Yellow Submarine? David Bowie. Milk or potato? Potato. I like chips. What shape is the Bermuda Triangle?

Marden? Bermuda. What shape is the Bermuda Triangle? Triangle. I can read it. Would be my guess. Yeah, I'll just throw a wild pun out there. What did you say it was? Triangle.

Is this all meant to be like some backside law? I meant to know. It's just common knowledge, really. Who's Paul Winnie Wally? Fuck knows. You. That counts. That counts.

How do you stop AI? Switch off technology. Who won the emu war? I'm going to go with Tom Garrett. How many toes do Romans have? I'm going to say 10. Who spat sweet corn at Tom Garrett? Definitely hitting that one.

And is this a good podcast? We'll see by the end. Yes or no, please. All right, yeah. Well done. How many did you get right? Alfred, you got four four

I think he's I think he belongs here you're top of the leaderboard mate how many questions were there eleven I think George got none right George got zero

yeah alright we'll take that well that's kind of impressive you did that great start great start petered out towards the end there yeah that was fucking shit

you are a bit of a podcast merchant so if it's alright with you though we just wanted to see where we stand with the fellow podcasts that you've been on. Yeah. Right, let's get this teal. How many have you been on? Wow.

A lot. I'm trying to count it the other day. You've actually collected the Theo Baker Stones. You've done Pitchside, Waffling, and now Backside. And we're going to find out where everyone ranks. You've done Fellas twice, yeah. Yeah. Podcast.

Done that twice. God, he's such a fool so we have broadcast we have backside we have fellas we have the ging and tase

I thought you were like under oath to not put any podcast that is not part of the fellas studio no have you done

rufus as well he's done rufus he's done like you and waffling so you've done basically all fellas studios and then ging and tase

what's that one in the middle like right in the middle by the fellas ging and tase jesus oh have you just called out ging there Basically all Fella Studios and then Ginge and Tears. What's that one in the middle? Like right in the middle by the Fellas? Ginge and Tears. Jesus. Oh, have you just called out Ginge there?

Right. Why is it like, it looks like Pokemon or something? If you're listening, it ranks from worst, canceller, to meh, to alright, to good, to beast mode.

Well, worst isn't on there. We've gone with beast mode as the best here. Yeah. What's beast mode? I think that's valid. Yeah, that's valid. Oh, this feels really mean.

No, it's not mean. Getting a second opinion now, are we? Let's start with Prodcast. Let's start with Prodcast. The one who,

you called it a little podcast on goal. I'm going to tell him that you said that. I called it a little podcast. The one that started it all. The one who started

everything. I think I've got to go Beast Mode just because it was my debut, you know? Yeah, good. That's where it all kicked off.

We changed the lights back there. Lou's really unfortunate. We changed the lights back there. It's all running shit now, isn't it? I off. We changed the lights. Lose Relief. Change the lights back. It's all running shit now, isn't it? I'd have put it in there. Running shit?

No, yeah, it's just running. We're doing my run. You've started to run, haven't you? Nah, I did like 1.5k and sacked it off. Why'd you stop? It's fucking awful. It's shit. It is a bit of shit.

I was just running to nowhere. I had no destination. That's the problem when you live in the middle of nowhere. Yeah. If people couldn't post about running or high rocks, they wouldn't do it. Such an L take, by the way.

No one would do it. It is like where you would. Running they would, but high rocks, ooh. High rocks is bad, Garrett. Would you still do high rocks if you had to keep your top on? I have only taken it off

once in my life. Even that's one too many. Yeah. Shut up. You did it before as well. You don't high rock. I took my top off, did I? I didn't even deny with you.

Yeah, that's just because you... That's not what he said. It was't high rock. I took my top off, did I? I don't even deny with you. Yeah, that's just because... That's not what he was on about. I took it off first time because I got... I saw Reeve did it. I said, fuck, I have to do it. I was forced against my will to do high rock.

They are all topless though, aren't they? It's fucking weird. They're all weirdos. Everyone who does it is a weirdo. Who gets topless and tenser than shit? It's a bit weird. The women do.

Yeah, you get topless... Wait, hang on a second. You get topless in the gym on your own? That is weird as well. That needs to stop. Okay, back it in. Mate, you're kind of fit, aren't you? Yeah, this is it. a bit weird. The women did next to me. Wait, hang on a second. You get topless in the gym on your own? That is weird as well. That needs to stop. Okay, but... Back it in. Mate, you're kind of fit, aren't you?

Yeah, this is it. Can I ask a genuine question about that? He kind of has got the hots. I'm not gay, but like... Yeah, the engagement's slacking. But how do you stay shredded without doing any cardio? What? Do you need a test?

Just probably... It's all the snus. I don't really eat anymore. Really? Actually, since I started doing that, I barely eat's fucked i'll be like oh i should make lunch wait really it's all in the food i eat 40 meals a day uh i just don't think i eat enough to get fat and i can't i've tried to get fat like i've gone on proper bulks had like massive bulky shakes and i just can't you start as a skinny, so skinny. You also burn a lot of calories

lifting weights. Yeah. You burn more running 20K. Who runs 20K? You're doing that every day? Every other day. That's why you've got IT band syndrome.

And even that, the fact you take like, you just have to drop out. I run 20K. I hate runners. Obviously, I didn't do that, Tom. No, I hate them. My brother's running into one.

I despise running. It is just miserable. It's just... What are you doing for? So Tom hates your brother, is that what he's saying? Yeah, I do.

Yes. It is just like... What were you going to say? It's just a point of like you're just mindlessly doing the same thing for 45

minutes. Hilarious you're now saying this because prior to you snapping your ACL in half, you became a runner. No, he did it to prove a point.

I proved a point. I took a run in on two weeks notice a beat his PB and a half marathon. I have messages on my phone from Lewis saying me

it's fucking running's class like I'm fucking enjoying it. I really don't think he has that. I don't think he does either. I don't think he has that tech.

Yeah. Because where I live like I put on Strava to give me a route and I was running through like barbed wire and sheep and it was like through like barbed wire and sheep And it was like country roads. Take me home. Gave you the sheep dog route. That'd be kind of pretty

Yeah, it was pretty scenery. Started chucking it down there. I nearly threw up. Yeah I guess probably the three dot half way. I had a sheep charging me yesterday. Did ya? Cool story bro. It's kind of scary. Imagine a sheep just like No, I've had that before. Do you know cows are the most deadly animal in England

yeah but I was talking about this as in like they kill the most yeah the most dangerous animal I was talking about this in a recent vlog

right but I was just thought is are they actually dangerous or is it just because we've got a lot of pussies in our ecosystem that's that's

it's also the type of people who walk through cow fields are the more like fucking we used to have wolves didn't we fools

I know but the UK used to have wolves yeah still do you know if a. I know, but the UK used to have wolves. Yeah, still do. You know, if a cow's sitting down on the floor, it's going to rain. I just don't. I just don't. Sitting down with his two bright legs up.

I swear on all life. No, he's talking old wives, Tal. I don't think that's actually true. No, I don't think that's true. I live next to cows. I can see them from my window. Have you heard the... Her name's Jodie.

Yeah. Have you heard the big sheep conspiracy yeah go on so essentially like there's a conspiracy where in England half the livestock

like sheep aren't real and like on the ones back when you go past motorways and you're zooming quickly they're just like

yeah they're just like these stationary things mate I promise you for what reason why would they do that you always bring up these fucking stupid

conspiracies why would they put fake sheep to make bring up these fucking stupid conspiracies. Why would they put fake sheep? To make us look more dependent as a country. No one's driving past a field going, oh, there's not enough sheep there. Mate, when you next drive past sheep on a motorway, just have a glance. You'll notice none of them are fucking moving.

None of them are moving. I'm surrounded by sheep. Yeah, those ones, no. The ones in rural areas are real because people are living there. It's when you're on a motorway, there's no houses. You're never stationary.

When there's 400 sheep on the hard there, it's when you're on a motorway, there's no houses. You never see... You never see... When there's 400 sheep on the hard shoulder, that's when you go. Can I... I don't want to be, like, wrong here, but... You've got to be. I doubt you'll do that.

You know when you say in rural areas, you know motorways, like, they drive through rural areas. Yeah, that's what I was just about to say. And they are some of the

most rural areas around. The fields... The fields where there's just, like, only the motorway. Oh, you're talking about... You're talking about B roads only, then. No fields where it's just like only the mortal way. You're talking about B roads only then. Not B roads. No, B roads only, real sheep. Why did they move?

A roads plus. The amount of money it would take to have fucking robotic sheep. No, it's like Scarecrow. What's the point? Are you trying to claim this is a conspiracy because you lost at a game of sheep against me? I don't have all the answers. I just not.

You don't have any of the answers. The game of sheep against me. I don't have all the answers. I just know you didn't. You don't have any of the answers. The game of sheep never ends. Are you telling me that our next vlog is going to be trying to find real sheep? We'll just go to any sheep field. Yeah.

I think if you go to any field it's normal sheep. Mate, don't fucking move. Do you know what's funny, right? Everyone's going to think I'm mental. From now, let's all promise we'll go out in life. Next time you're on a motorway,

look at the sheep. They don't move move i'm not the way you drive as well oh anyways important shit to do than that also when you're driving at 70 miles an hour it's probably hard to decipher how that's why that's why i'm talking on the motorway yeah what what do you say there you go guys so contributed um broadcast is beast mode then off the back of that conversation okay what's next backside

maybe we should leave that to the very end of this podcast let's leave it to the very end we'll come back to that I'd put it on cancel it fellas is cancel

that's shy nah I'd put the fellas in beast mode right this is we've got to have more than one tier no no there is but I'm not saying

there's going to be any more in beast mode yeah the there is but I'm not saying there's going to be any more in Beast Mode yeah the fellas is pretty good you know what I'm kind of ranking on it's like how comfortable you feel on the

I feel so comfortable on the fellas because they have a nice couch I know get a fucking couch yeah that is true I don't even feel comfortable when I'm on here every week

I'm already a little bit upset really I feel very old that's not helping at all alright I guess it's Beast Mode like everyone in the comments I know he's bottling it a bit that's I feel very that's not helping at all alright I guess it's space mode everyone in the

comments I know he's bottling it a bit that's giving me an ick we wanted you to call these out and say cancel it

yeah unfortunately Lou this has backfired horrendously prodding beach mode is crazy it does feel really mean but you and

Jinx don't get on a field do you no we do it's all friendly banter it's all push and pull

we should preface it that you love them all this is just a joking jest okay okay can we put them down

then no no no they're staying up there okay um all right we're leaving backside tase and ginge uh it was funny but like you can tell they're new to podcast like you gotta you gotta get used to being hosted they're like really like um how do you how do you put it like um oh yeah cancel it well no it's too early to say that but no usually i read the comments of the podcast i've been on a lot of my this is classic a lot of them were saying it was like a job interview on the jeans one which i don't think it was not like a call like you can tell they got a cook a little bit it's because you probably just first met them there was it so it's like it

is like as well yeah also in their defense as well like you will look back on the first couple of episodes of pitch side like they are shy not in the first couple mate I remember getting the plane back from Bahrain and I was like it was still when it was an interview podcast and I was listening to you that's what we were

weren't we yeah but I was just like you had like a freestyler on who didn't like football what's wrong with what's wrong but he didn't like football what's wrong with

Andrew he's a nice person but he's if he don't like football and it's a football podcast lovely he's just like yeah I bet he's lovely but if he don't like football and it's a football podcast. Lovely. He's just like, yeah, I bet he's lovely,

but if he doesn't like football and he's on a football podcast, I was there and he was just sort of like. What sport is it again? Hang on, hang on. So you're moaning about when we saved you from Afghanistan. Imagine how ginger and fucking tears

are going to take. I'm talking about his podcast from two years ago. We saved you from the war, mate. You did have Simple Simon on. You had Simple Simon on? We did. You got Simple we didn't we were not involved in that what was going on was it a fault i actually still don't know how that happened was it a

was it a joke no what did you talk about with them so tell us about cow the dragon yeah that definitely happened as well we did do that do you miss it tell us about your friendship with Kyle the Jagger 2021 Kyle's a good guy he's alright COVID hangover boys don't worry about it

I was busy doing things let's put Jinjin Taze in alright yeah that's beast mode oh mate

they're gonna see this no because they've got room to you know they're only like four

guests deep low IQ what's that low IQ low IQ we'll go good cancel it oh really right low IQ yeah was that look low IQ low IQ we'll go good cancel it I really rated low IQ

yeah it was funny I think from it I enjoyed going on that I like that yeah they were there they're fucking men

all them pairs are they are terrible at podcasting yeah but they're so funny and you're like you'll see you'll talk for like 10 minutes about a subject

and Jack will just be like just bring up the exact same thing act like it's not happened but yeah that happening is good pitch side I can't You'll talk for like 10 minutes about a subject and Jack will just be like, just bring up the exact same thing like it's not happened. Yeah, that happening is good. Pitchside, I can't. Don't worry. It was live.

It wasn't a podcast. Okay, so we were violently hung over from that fellas party. It was awful. It was Newcastle City. He wasn't even there. No, I wasn't there. I was non-verbal the whole time. So if I'm basing off my experience.

Cancel it. No, we'll go meh. Just cancel it. If there's's anything they're gonna be cancel it it has to be but it was just like a silent live stream yeah we were dying yeah i didn't say anything that was actually most fucked i've ever been like that part yeah you only simon vodka yeah you yeah you were going what was the occasion for that was sideman anniversary anniversary or something no it was a was a summer party it was a summer party but Chris and me thought I was a prick after that

the first time I met him it still does it's carried on telling him to hit the crossbar yeah every time I see every time I see Chris it's a fucking award

keep the AB keep coming to my videos that's not nice no he loves you whatever I'm not bothered yeah Radio Rufus

ooh this is a very niche one but if you're in that niche you'll like it it does feel like you're in like its own building. You know what? I'll go,

ooh, I'm between good and beast mode. Oh, yeah. Really? Yeah. It's funny. All the comments said

I didn't have enough banner to be on the show. No, yours is funny because honestly, just looking at your face is just jokes. You know,

my mum said like, Theo Baker, he's so funny just to look at his face. Your face just makes her laugh. Oh yeah, did you see your own only? Because you told a complete lie about me. No, I didn't. Yeah, you did.

I just adapted the truth. You completely said, oh, I took a shit in the toilet. Some serious other guy's life. And then it was a biohazard four days later. Oh yeah, I saw that. Was that not true? No, he threw it up. Was that all awful? No, I threw it up. We did our Christmas special in there

and I got wankered. Threw up in there. I did clean most of it up, I thought. No, four days later, the cleaner came in and said the biohazard had been declared. And like two days after the weekend, she came in on the Monday.

You said the bomb squad came in and like... Are you saying I took a shit? Yeah, that's way worse. Hang on, so the only... A biohazard was declared, but you're angry that I said shit instead of shit. The only a shit yeah the only is a biohazard was declared but you're angry that i said shit instead of the only no the only truth if someone like if i throw up in front of people like it's not that deep if i shit in front of people and miss the toilet i know i know but like the difference between shit and throwing up was declared as a biohazard

you'd have to miss the toilet in order for that to be. Yeah, true. And then you've got bigger problems if you can't even hit a fucking ball. What, are you going to show me a picture of a shit? He just said speaking of shit and whipped out his phone. And then waffling last. You've got blood in your poo. Oh, fucking hell, mate.

That's like, what's wrong with you? I didn't do that. Waffling. Oh, you know what? That was actually one of the ones I was giddiest to go on. And I think it was one of my best performances on a podcast. Actually, you walked out and said, and we said to each other, damn, that was the best guest episode we've ever done.

Well, you also said that about me. So I think you said that about every guest. Yeah, but were you on before me? Huh? Were you on before me? I don't know. Yeah, probably was. Probably.

Yeah, some of the comments were like, they can't be permanent. Yeah, they're like, make them permanent. Yeah, we'll go beast mode for a while. Not like I found him. Really, sir? Right, we'll come comments were like, they can't be permanent. Yeah, they're like, make them permanent. Yeah, we'll go beast mode for a while. Not like I found him. Really, sir? Right, we'll come back

to back though. Just put it in, cancel it now. Yeah, yeah, fucking stick it. Just put it in. I'm sick of it already. That's a good ranking.

That is a good, yeah, that's a good list. Is it, is that a good list? What's your dream podcast to go on? Well, it looks like a I mean, I feel like I've done

all the UK ones now. Do you Joe Rogan? Well, yeah. Would you Joe Rogan? Well, yeah. That would be great. Would you want Joe Rogan? Nah, I'm not doing that one. But what would I talk about on Joe Rogan?

I'd be sat on my desk. Yeah, it's doing shit. Have you been on the Sidemen one? No, I haven't actually. It's called Sidecast. Cheers for that. Sorry.

Nah, yeah, I'd go on that. You got any trips coming up? Like, you just came back from America. Are you going out anywhere? Oh, wait, I need an... Oh, wait, oh, oh, oh. What? no yeah i'd go on that you got any uh trips coming up like you just came back from america you're going out anywhere oh wait i need an hour what the fuck happened was that aren't you doing ayahuasca well is that happening so joe just randomly threw that on us at the end of my fellas pod he just went he wants to come to ayahuasca in brazil what is it it's like the most strong drug you can like you throw up and shit yourself yeah how do you how do you drink why do you just drink it yeah you get into the other

realm no you do literally like meet god though like you can't i don't think you see the room you're in you're literally like in a fucking place with beings and shit yeah that's just like doing kitten balloons it's not even close that's like a bradford version i've not done either at the same time. Do you not think you're too young to be enlightened? Like you need to first make your mistakes

so you can be humble afterwards. But if you're enlightened, are you really young? I was thinking that. He's been a Tyler. Yeah, that's... He should go on Joe Rogan. Yeah, I was thinking maybe...

Because it changes you, doesn't it? Yeah, imagine I did it and I deleted all my socials. Yeah, that's what I mean. You have to wait so you're like... The thing is, it can go one of three ways.

Yeah, I've done so much mushrooms. So I feel like I'm kind of ready for it. You're on the road to ayahuasca. Yeah, you could just become like a Buddha. It is pretty strong though. So you can go two ways. Buddha's dog is kind of different. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I mean, if Joe follows up on it and actually tries to get it going, I'll send it, but I'm not going out my way. He's never done it. Oh, what did he say? what did he say really really really strong mushroom oh yeah my fear with that is like i like you might change but then oh it's like you might get changed for the better like i might like realize i liked who i was before doing that and i can't really go back because i'm too fucking enlightened i think if you're just like someone who's never done anything

and you just did that they'd probably lose their mind. Yeah. I've never done shrooms because I didn't want to get dizzy. Well, the thing... What the fuck? Is that not a dizzy? Is that a thing?

I don't know, but... You didn't want to get dizzy so you didn't do... I just thought it might make you dizzy and I hate being dizzy. No, you're actually the most locked in ever. Locked?

Yeah, you're so dialed in. You could do a job interview. You might have massive pupils and chew their hair off, but you'd give some good answers. I'm just a control freak, so I don't like the idea of taking it

and then now I'm out of control for the next two hours. You're not out of control, though. Everything's clearer, if anything. And also, that doesn't make any sense, Luke, because you get very drunk when you are very out of control.

I know how to, but drunk, it's an experience I'm used to. I've done it loads. I know my limits and parameters. I do know what you mean. I'm a bit like that

with shrooms and acid and also acid yeah it sounds acid's weaker than shrooms I'm pretty sure my theory is as well

every time you do something for the first time so every time you first get drunk or first get stoned you do way too much and it's like a horrendous like

well I have a history boys you don't know what we did out in Bahrain no but we probably nothing yeah nothing at all I'm not sure that's illegal

but what did you do in Germany just sat alone in my room played Xbox no that's a funny way that's a funny way to call it a prostitute he went to Germany

and she had four prostitutes in one night I didn't they closed it down there's a brothel opposite where you live they closed it before I came he seemed to know all the opening and closing times but he never went in they closed it down there's a brothel opposite where you live they closed it before I came all the opening

and closing times we never went in they closed it I only heard stories you don't speak German I really want Luke I want one day you to just tell us

what happened I didn't go in the brothel I promise your missus ain't gonna dump you again we do an episode on shrooms

and then we just let Lewis tell all of those German stories yeah it'll all come out we could do comment here if you want us all to go to Amsterdamsterdam and do shrooms and yeah we've already done the shrooms am i a bit of a rebel in the scene my bit we can't do it because waffling did the shrooms

thing oh sorry yeah that's actually that's actually top five um worst episodes in my life that was oh what when you smoked yeah that is the funniest episode on the internet I hated it that is so fucking funny you have never done anything ever again no being on camera I don't think that's good do you want to revise that statement

I've never that was awful yeah no being on camera after smoking is awful yeah like in Barcelona on Chip's video, I bought like a little weed pen. And I don't think it was real.

I think it was like, I was puffing straight gigabytes. And then I was like, fuck, we're actually mid-YouTube video. I was just, oh, it was awful. Came back into the showroom. Yeah, doing drugs is not big, it's not clever. Yeah, when the camera's on, I feel like I get really, I used to, when I used to blaze up... Can we move on?

There's a lot of media over there. Let's give him the ache, man. I can't do this. Maybe you just don't understand that way of life. How can you make talking about drugs sound so uncool? I used to blaze it. What? The deal.

I hear people like this who make it into a big thing. Like, mate, I used to blaze. Yeah, whatever, daily. Mate, I used to bla into a big thing like me i used to play yeah i used to blaze daily don't worry about me when you were obviously finding yourself in Thailand did you come across any drugs namaste

no that is not Thai is it namaste no well you came across something a bit gnarlier than drugs a dead body

an earthquake you see a dead body oh yeah yeah escaped it by eight hours oh is that crazy

close one then he spent three weeks in a country and then like you escape the earthquake by eight hours oh is that crazy that close one then he spent three weeks in a country and then like you escape the earthquake by eight hours is a bit fucking mad the buildings over there are earthquake

proof because they put swimming pools on the top terrible so when when they're building shakes the pool displaces water and it protects the building what do you want to

say not true what I was thinking because I've seen all the clips of the infinity pools and now they're like, there was a guy on a lilo just fucking... I thought like, surely somewhere that gets earthquakes

should not have that many infinity pools. It helps a shocker ball. That cannot be right. It is. Google it. We've got Google. I've seen, I think,

and this isn't stupid, but China like developing... Let us know before you say something. Now China like developing this technology where, and I'm not being fit, he says something they're trying to like develop this technology where and I'm not being honest where they make

they're building like houses that can float above the ground when an earthquake happens or levitate so it's like

yeah so that's crazy so like they have a big inflatable thing underneath it and it can lift up the house

I know the technology behind it so like a skyscraper could do that I don't think that would be a bit mental because you'd just go

yeah you've got to ask these questions but like there's a wider lower one that? I don't think it would get... That would be a bit mental, wouldn't it? Because you'd just go... Yeah, you've got to ask these questions. But like there's a wider, lower one that would lift it in the air. There you go. Yeah, there was some mad videos. Yeah, one of them made me feel fucking ill. The answer is they can't.

They can. Do you know when the pool's doing that, like mad, how long does that go on for? It was like 10 seconds. Yeah, it depends on... Oh, so it's not like minutes. It depends how long the tremor is. I would be shitting it there if I'm at the top of the building. 7.7 it was. It 10 seconds yeah it depends on oh so it's not like minutes or hours it depends on how long the tremor is

I would be shitting it there if I'm at the top of the building 7.7 it was it was fucking massive if their if their whole thing is like these infinity pools are helping surely like

add some sort of thing that can go that was the one I saw yeah that's fine but if you're in that pool like I wouldn't give a fuck if it helps the earthquake

I want a bit of protection there should be a thing that glows when the earthquake happens. How close are you to the... How close are you to the impacted area? Bangkok got affected massively. Is that where you were?

Myanmar was the epicenter, but yeah, I was in Bangkok. Oh, Jesus. So I was genuinely in the place that it happened to. You know that Chinese thing you're talking about? The thing. Okay.

I know the technology behind it as well. It's magnets. So when they're like this the the thing okay i know the technology behind it as well it's it's magnets so when they when they're like this your magnets are off and they can they can switch the magnet on and it just like raises wax on wax off what as in like just repel just come around it's not magnets like yeah it was like a big balloon oh god like a big inflatable thing but then i don't know how that would go up. Where did you watch it? It's helium. Honestly, I'm not going to lie. I just read like four words of a headline

and saw a picture. Makes sense. That makes, that looks like a lot of your stories you bring onto this podcast, isn't it? It's kind of beastful.

Did you get up to any other antics in Thailand? No, it's quite a tame trip to be honest. I genuinely didn't even see a single ladyboy there. Why are we not mocking? What's the point?

How do you know? What do you mean? Yeah, how do you know? What do you mean? Yeah, how do you know? We've got to talk. No, as in the dressed up. Yeah, maybe they're that good though. I don't get what you mean. Yeah, maybe.

Is that not, I'm not allowed to say that. I don't know. Elaborate what you mean. Maybe you did. People that were overtly dressed as ladyboys. Yeah, but do they not just look like ladies? Yeah, they do look like ladies, yeah. Like how would you know?

Yeah, how would you know yeah how would you know if you I didn't see any ladies on the whole trip okay I only had eyes

for my girlfriend it did take you like two hours to like fucking change outfit like every person who goes to

Thailand you did it no no no his is even worse the trousers I bought I had to because you're not allowed in the

temple you wore a skirt no I didn't that's what I did no your one's a jumpsuit you didn't. That's what I did. That's exactly what I did. No, your one's a jumpsuit. I mean, you didn't have to wear the t-shirt with it.

I was wearing a vest. Come on. You weren't an only one, man. I was wearing a vest. Mate, you wore, it was crazy what you wore and then you wore it every day. You haven't really went abroad

on the vlogs too much at the moment, have you? You're not in the... No, I did Japan. You're into Japan. I didn't see that. I'm a Barcelona. Oh yeah, I went to three countries in three days with Chip. You just don't keep up didn't see that I'm a Barcelona Oh yeah

I went to three countries In three days with Chip You just don't keep up What did you think of Japan It's cool But it's like I really want to go It's sick

But they do Big it up to be like Way more Like it's kind of The same as London Oh really It doesn't feel like You're like 14 hours away

It feels pretty westernised Isn't it really clean There's no bins though, which makes no sense. How is it so clean with no bins? Because my uncle's just been, yeah,

apparently they take it home with them. Yeah, but it's just mental because I would like just walk around with like five bottles in my hand.

because of, similar to like Birmingham, there's not many bins in Birmingham anymore because of the bombs and stuff from the IRA. Oh right. Oh right.

So apparently there was similar happened in Japan. Like bombs were found in bins and the government was like, we're just going to get rid of them all doesn't seem like a reasonable solution it's like in the london underground where they got rid of the bins and replaced them with like clear sacks oh is that why yeah would you rather that would you rather be chopped up and left in a bin on the side of new york city right but but the last

basically the mafia get you they take you out for the best 24 hours of your life like you can have anything you want any woman any man any drug any? Yacht you can do anything, but then they chop you up in Manhattan relax The only thing you can get a yacht in Manhattan is sex yachts and crabs What are you talking about? There's a river mate The sea's right the ocean's right for you You're literally next to the ocean you donut Yeah, all that. But then they chop you up into little pieces and they throw you into a bin bag on the side of New York City.

What's the alternative? Carry on living. Or you live the rest of your life as one of them worms in the Amazon River. What, they go up people's knobs? Yeah, fuck. I'm going for the worm. Which one?

Am I consciously thinking as a worm? Yeah, you're you in the worms, by the way. That's quite true. You'll be top dog. How would that be cool? Because you'll be way smarter than every other worm. You'd be the king worm.

What about when an alligator comes along? An alligator's not going to eat a worm, mate. A fucking crow is. Oh, sorry. Fucking hell. Sorry.

That is a lot better, to be fair. Get it right. Obviously. It's actually the Brazilian crows. They's actually the Brazilian crows. They don't have Brazilian crows. That's an exaggeration.

What do you think the Amazon is? What's going on? Yeah, they'll be like a... Be like a parrot. A power? What's a power? A crow is closely related to a parrot. Because it's a bird.

An alligator is not. But you said the crows. What? Crows all sweet worms you bought the crow not us I said an alligator yeah I'd send it

as a worm see what happens the king worm I'm taking the other one what so just die yeah well that's Tom's dream win win

literally do anything project textile for one night and then just go I don't think that's worth it at all in a blaze of glory I don't like these lives I don't think that's worth a blaze of glory I don't like these

I don't think so okay someone should check up on him after get HR involved how come I'm not allowed to put my

feet up there but everyone else because you're blocking his camera your family so chill and nonchalant

sorry man you gonna go to Egypt maybe don't I've been before actually have you seen the

discoveries I went when I was really young though really apparently it's a shit hole I didn't go seen the discoveries I went when I was really young though really I don't remember it apparently it's a shithole I didn't go to pyramids I went to Valley of the Kings

or Hikers Valley of the Kings yeah and I saw Tutu Karmun's tomb oh but again don't remember any of it do you know about that tomb er

what or the cursed tomb the light in me Howard Carter discovered it but yep there was a curse on the tomb oh right

and everyone who went into the tomb died eventually yeah when did it expire because I've seen thousand years ago didn't expire well I've been going if you walk in there, you're going to die one day. Makes you think though, doesn't it? It does make you think. I'm thinking I might perish one day. I honestly wouldn't go. It's shit. Yeah. But then in that case, you'd live forever.

No, I mean just to Egypt. I feel like once you've seen the other shit, you're just stuck in a shit hole, really. There's a McDonald's right by you. I had the shits for about a week. Yeah, I threw up on them. You get on, they're trying to throw you on camels. They're trying to sell you shit.

They're trying to kidnap women brought by the pyramids. I swear to God, it's mental. It's not worth it for some bricks. Not cool. Cut it out, you jerk. Some bricks.

Yeah, stop it. Back it in. I do think when they say how mental is it that we built these, I'm sort of there like, I get it's good, but is it that mental? No, it is mental.

You're just sort of stacking it one after the other. You can't even call him a man. I don't think normal humans built it. Yeah, I agree. Have you seen this? Some sort of big, large human.

That's what they reckon it is. Yeah, I reckon. No, you've seen this. I've seen my dad. Giants. I wouldn't say giants, but like different

level of humans than we are. My dad and my uncle. Loads of like Drew McIntyre's just built it. My dad's bigger. When Drew McIntyre

built the pyramid. My dad's 6'4". So they were doing underground scans like they do in the water and that. And essentially they found four kilometre cylinder things with stairways all the way underneath.

And then like four kilometres underground, fucking all these new chambers. If you scroll down a bit, Saffron, there's a couple of things. No, no. This is genuine. Have you not seen these? So basically they found a completely new underground city go down a bit Saffron there's a are you trying to share it no no this is so here have you not seen these

so basically they found a completely new underground city and like these coils are fucking mental it's like

can I can I sorry two questions yeah I've got another one so question number one like said who okay go up I've got all the information

go up here I know I know there's been a lot of like people disregarding this because it's like... We don't listen to them. Can we go a bit up, Saffron, please?

And question number two, why have they only just thought to scan the ground around the pyramid? Because this technology is really new. Go a little bit further up, Saffron. My question is,

what are the pyramids actually originally used for then? Did you see what they used to look like? They were all white with a gold top. It was all limestone, wasn't it? So they were a temple

where people lived in. What they're starting to think is, was it a power station? We know the Egyptians went to the moon. Well, the hieroglyphics as well are like, it shows stuff passing down tools. This is the thing. Yeah, big time. The weird thing is,

there's hieroglyphs as well where they're completely unfinished and it's like something abrupt happened that like stopped them from finishing them that's what they think this is this is a city

that has then been like a bit similar to the Amazon the ones that were the lost cities but obviously the sand just come on top of it there's proof that like a great flood happened

or something isn't there it's like the erosion on the Sphinx and stuff it's actually way older than like this is the weird thing because like the ancient apocalypse whatever that shit was

the Egyptian government like try and hide all that because way older than like... This is the weird thing because like the ancient apocalypse or whatever that shit was. The Egyptian government like try and hide all that because they don't like that narrative. It's not even there. Because the theory is there was a civilization before Egyptians who built a lot of it

and then it was added on later on by... Between the Egyptians. No, they... Stolen. The frauds. Kind of staff added. The people that built this,

they're now on the moon. But this is... Well, it was... But if you listen to this, it is genuine. Research is from Italy Scotland claimed blah blah blah

6,500 feet beneath that's mental by the way it's fucking mad it's so interesting why are they Italy and Scotland yeah what's going on there why they didn't

well they there's got nothing else to this the Scots are annoyed about Loch Ness and then the Italians they're just weird aren't they it made me think right

are we that might appear that makes sense are we actually the smartest humans ever don't answer straight away because thing like

if we start what's 5k no just like right now are we the most intelligent humans that's ever lived because

is it not more intelligent to be able to make fucking I would go with no like he just he just was telling me

how he sat on the train for like an hour scrolling TikTok, and then he started saying brain rot phrases. They're building four kilometers underground. I think the peak of our society is, but the general population is less intelligent than it used to be. I think whoever made the first fucking light bulb, whatever he's called.

Yeah, Newton. That's the one, yeah. That's harder to do than making like a Tesla. What about, what about like making like, I don't know, like... Isn't it all relative?

How about the lads who make the first plane? Who made the Shard? The Wright brothers, Kitty Hawk. Like, it's relative, but someone to do it first out of nothing.

That's why people say the greatest mind of all time is Isaac Newton, right? What about the internet? Because he did it with nothing. Yeah, the internet's pretty mental. Bluetooth makes more sense. Wi-Fi's kind of cool.

Yeah. I think there's videos where they fill a red light. It's like, how do we make Bluetooth? We only think this is so crazy and amazing because, again, the theory is

there's a lost civilization who had a different form of technology to us. But one of the theories is sound. There is the kid that created Orange Justice as well. So it's like,

you've got to balance it out. What? The Fortnite dice. Fuck me. So Justice as well. So it's like, you've got to balance it out. What? The Fortnite dogs. Fuck me. So bad. True. Do you not think that maybe, do you not think that maybe like this,

the same way that we were talking last week, that we put different values on what success means. Do they put different value on what intelligence is? And we put, so for us, we value intelligence through technology and this, but maybe their value of what they think intelligence is was something else, which is why value intelligence through technology and this but maybe their value of what they think intelligence is

was something else which is why they didn't bother to go down this route do you mean like emotional intelligence or do you mean what and just they just didn't choose to go down our route

they were down a different route which doesn't mean they weren't more advanced we just decided to go down technology that's what I was saying we went down like

engineering and they might have gone down sound waves. Yeah. There's like vibration. Yeah. If you humor me for a second here, lads,

if you say these, these, these people here. Yeah. What people? The people who built these cylinder pyramids. Right. If they just like here.

Okay. Right. Looking at us over here, we've all are what we've made. We're not a good example. It would be no no i'm talking us as human race sure with shard and bridges and what's your obsession with the shard it's so underwhelming if we if we were looking at them and they were looking at us

who'd be more impressed they'd be more impressed by us i think we know i think we'd both be i don't think i actually think that's true because we still talk about the pyramids being... Yeah, but they'll be like, how the hell are you viewing this? No, no, no. Do you want to know why, though? That's because we think, because it's 10,000 years ago,

and we thought they just had fucking, I don't know, hammers and a pickaxe. We're like, how have they built that? When actually, they probably were a lot more advanced than we're giving them credit for. But actually, if you break it down,

some of the bridges that are built across the world are like unbelievable how they withstand shit. Of course. Engineering now is more advanced than this. No, no.

But if you have to work with the resources of the time though, right? It's not. If you look at modern bridge compared to like the fucking Notre Dame and shit, you know what I mean?

Yeah, yeah. Speak up, Luke. Go on. The new type of... Have we built a Notre Dame recently? Have we sat there and carved these storms? The cathedral. We don't need to. We we built a Notre Dame recently have we sat there and carved these storms we don't need to

we just built a shit big glass pile inside the city and be like look at that that's great the one in Barcelona which they've regenerated

regenerated they've just carried on they've been built that's never finished completely by Gaudi oh Gaudi's Park as well big time

I've been to Barcelona recently I've been a few times actually whatever no big deal that just blows my mind that was too that was too serious of a conversation for me let's talk about sex it is mental that they

could be asked let's talk about slaps my main thing is like anybody giving any Danny Ahrens is a dad you want to talk about that what do you think about that

congratulations what are my thoughts on him being a congrats Danny Ahrens friend of the show friend of the show friend of the show pretty cool giving birth on Mother's Day

I thought that is kind of badass my question is did they give birth on Mother's Day or is that just I think they gave birth because he was on a story

he was doing it as it was happening oh was it I actually said to him he said the due date to me I said damn imagine we shared a birthday

and he just didn't oh that was good I'm glad you shared that what's your thoughts on his name He said to me, he said the due date to me, I said, damn, imagine we shared a birthday. And it just didn't. That was good. I'm glad you shared that. What's your thoughts on his name? It's not out yet, is it? It's Swade. I like it.

Is it released? Yeah, it came out today. Yeah, Swade. Came out. Is it released? It's like a YouTube video. Yeah. Oh my God.

Look who it is. It's not the infamous television. Oh my God. What the hell? Can I say hi, guys. Come say hi. Oh, my God. There's more mollusks than not.

This is such a big collab. This is the world's biggest collab. Get on in. Get on in. Get on in. So it's our guys. Arthur, can you tell us more about how we're going to live forever? God, I'm going to.

Oh, yeah. We're just telling you what we're going to live forever. Arthur, you're going to like this. Everyone, everyone. Arthur, you're going to like this. Wait, really quickly, this is why we decided to crash because Freezy just crashed our thing and then we were speaking about the pyramids. We were just talking about the pyramids.

We were just talking about that. And human consciousness and shit. Tell us about it. Swimming. Watch this one, though. Are the pyramids- No, that's- Yeah, I told you it's garbage, right?

Yeah. It's not. It's awful, sadly. You think it's bullshit? I said to them, I read a script, I said, how's garbage right it's not it's awful I said to them I read a script I said how do you know that's real why would people make that up

it's not been peer reviewed which is the main thing thank you and the science is that's exactly what I said do you know how you listen to him and call me dumb

they think that the sonar can't actually penetrate that deep I believe it there you go it might be real it's interesting and it gets people

interested in science and history and culture. And it's also not like Lewis to create something. Joe Rogan. Arthur, can I ask you this? Neil deGrasse Tyson. Why would they even bother

doing that? If it's real, if it's real, why would they go four kilometres down? You know things. So they didn't go down. They sent radar.

Oh, isn't... No, like, why would the fucking Egyptians have been like, let's dig four kilometres down you know things oh so they didn't go down they sent radar oh isn't no like why would the pit why would the fucking egyptians have been like let's dig four kilometers down what else have they got to do is it just like they haven't validated whether it's true they've got no hobbies i think they think it's more likely that there was a city there or and structures there and then they built the pyramids on top so it was like really low because the mayans kind of used to do the same yeah one at a time boys yeah the mayans used to do the same they sort of would build tombs in the sort of like mine you know the structures right we were saying that the um the sphinx was earlier so was it like the egyptian staff had it after there's proof of the great flood no they were aura farming when

they made the sphinx yeah yeah so they came in ran out the Mayans ran out the Mayans

that's on guard and then like they staff padded it after they built everything well they could do they laughed at

me again as usual but I when they're around he probably if you compare like these Egyptian guys you're not one of

them and then across the road it's like us humans With all the shard and all the cool things Why do you keep saying the shard? The shard is not the peak of engineering Tell you what, get me on backside sometime I'll do a bunch of research

Yes! So warning How's he just going to come and network? Still my flow Bye everyone! Bye guys! They're like the smart of the region, aren't they? Don't lie to us.

Are you as rock hard as I am? Yeah, what's with that? What? They kind of just walked in and fact-checked us. No, fact-check you. Funny how they agreed with everything I said. what are you talking about they kind of just walked in and fact checked us no fact check you we don't do and actually it's funny how they agreed with everything I said

I think I don't I don't think they did let them have it anyways Danny Aaron's having a kid we've already talked about that we've already done this

oh wait we're not going to include the fact bit again it sounded like having a children thing does bring on to a very important subject of course Jodie's pregnant

no but well who's next? Why are we clapping? You've got to get on the way. That was the noise of conceive. No, you can't

conceive in back shots, that's crazy. Are you expecting? No, no, unfortunately, both of our careers are taking the limelight for a little while.

I mean, her career is. Bless. Would you like children? I'd love a child right now, yeah. You'd love, what? That's crazy. A child of my own.

Why are you so enthusiastic? As a father. Yeah. Do we then? I'm not even a kid. You could adopt. Are you going to fight on this, Fitz? Nah, fuck yeah.

How is that a thing? Second I saw that little T on the podium. Are you going to? Come on, you were interested when you you opened Newcastle what's changed I wasn't

I don't think don't do it is it really worth it no it's not a risk and reward it's just not it's not like it's not cool anymore

I like Ginger's idea it's a freak show Ginger's idea of just bring back head guards I think that's the shittiest idea ever just to

then at least you get people who care but they don't I wouldn't watch anything no no how do you care to watch I'm sorry little team

I don't care about watching Afghan Dan fight again but I'd rather two idiots fight each other and they could actually get knocked out then with head guards

two smackers at the end of the night you're watching it that's what that fight was have you heard what might be happening high chest tiki-toki versus Danny G

Danny G yeah really come to-taki versus Danny G Danny G yeah really come to Smelly ask for Danny G oh that'll be unbelievable

you don't know Danny G there's no way you don't know that he's all over my FYB did you see it when he like changed his character like live and he's like

he's there he's like right one second he just starts fucking going and he's dead serious no he's mental he's on about how

like Tiger Woods he'd do him on a golf course in fairness he is technically right what do you mean he said I could beat Tiger Woods he said if I played my best

and with the handicap difference I could beat him I know nothing about golf he's actually alright he says he's amazing at golf the right person is he the bloke

that he said I ate it longer than most people on the right person. Is he the bloke that he said, I ate it longer than most people on the PGA Tour. I took my five wood to the drive range. Yeah, yeah, yeah. First free ball smoked it 250 yards. Yeah. And he was like, trust me, no one on the tour's got more power.

Yeah. Nobody on the tour. He's definitely on a lot of juice. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know he is. I've seen a TikTok of him where he was standing like a diving thing where he could go and dive with him

and he's like, yeah, trust me, this is going to be the maddest thing ever. You're going to sign waivers because people might die. He's like, what the fuck? Definitely just did some bagging.

I'm going to mess on here ever. Come on, lads. So do you think you'll ever find love? What? No, we're not. What sort of fucking segue

was that? What do you think about KSI pulling out the fight with Dylan Dannis? He did seem ill on that video but I also do think I agree he's ill

but he should also know he can batter him while he's ill. Let's be honest he's embarrassing. Is that the reason why he's pulled out? Illness?

Yeah so he pulled out because he was ill but then on the fight of the night on the fight of the night No I know He coughed He literally coughed

He did cough but I'm sorry I've got to sneeze three times If that was the other way around Dylan Dennis would get absolutely he's kind of hammered

he did get hammered he has been getting hammered he's been getting hammered not now have you not seen this that's why he's ill obviously he's hungover

he went out that night the fight was supposed to be the other night and on that night he was at like an Usher concert who was was he not when was the fight supposed to be when was the fight supposed to be when he was at a concert the other night and on that night he was at like an Usher concert who was was he not JJ when was the fight

supposed to be when was the fight supposed to be when he was at a concert the other night all you're doing is watching a concert I know that's what I mean

it just doesn't look good it doesn't look good we know you want to get on the sidecast but let's just call a spider spade he's poor he's really bad

you should have thought think about how much he has to lose Dylan Danis yeah but if you feel shit like you've got some COVID level shit and you're training

and you're rocking I think he was probably his ill but he just handled it terribly in the spotlight it's not really a good way to have

or I think he should have lied and said he had an injury but you know what it is as well he should have said a family member he's already done that though he's already backed out of one as well

with an injury before so it's like oh again cast on an injury you can't you can't really you can't really, you're never ever gonna like, even when he coughed right,

I actually think that was a real cough. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course everyone's gonna be like, oh he's coughing on the media. You need to sneeze

three times things like, Logan, it backs fires for him. He should have pulled out. When? When he fought KSI. Yeah, he sneezed three times. I woke up this morning

and I sneezed three times that was that seemed a little bit yeah that's a bit more and on the first fight he blamed it on because he was doing like no nut for the whole thing and he had a wet dream that night he had a wet dream the night before the fight and it all came out and he's like yeah i was feeling weak because apparently they're in talks with like a turkey with ring magazine for jake paul and actually doing it like i mean he's got so much drink fuck I have a theory to share because apparently they're in talks with like Turkey with Ring Magazine for Jake Paul and actually doing it like

I mean he's got so much to lose wait what's this sorry the guy who basically does all these mega fights over in Saudi oh wait yeah yeah yeah sorry I thought you meant Turkey so like he hates Jake Paul

but like maybe something they're in talks now of actually making that fight so maybe it's a thing where it's like shit we're actually going to make this

I don't want to risk this going wrong I think it's a bit of that for sure I find it weird that JJ's fighting Dylan Dennis anyway like what's the point

I found the Dylan Dennis one quite funny I like Dylan Dennis yeah but he's shit I don't I think he's a piece of shit no no let me rephrase

let me rephrase I don't I don't I don't think he's a good person but like when watching him, I find him way more entertaining than like... Is he though?

Do you know what he comes across to me as like this guy who thinks he can talk well and he's charismatic, but he stutters all the time. The things he says doesn't make sense. When they sat down face to face, he was like, his voice was shaking. He's actually spent all the time

learning to fart on a keyboard, Rob. He wants to be like McGregor but he hasn't got McGregor's charisma and voice That's all he's known for It's embarrassing

He can't speak very well I think he said that though I think he just has got He said himself he thinks he's got CTE which he probably has because he's been smacked in

I need to just stick it on my girlfriend so if you want to fucking have it with me come and have it It's not worth it Sorry You hadn't seen

that clip before had you I hadn't were you just aura farming no I was on the I was on the stream I was like have you seen the clip with Bill and Danny

then I was like obviously he's seen it though that clip's so funny he's like shut it William shut it shut up you bitch get me in a fight do you think you'll

ever find love going back to that why have we gone on to that I'm guessing one day fight. Do you think you'll ever find love? Going back to that one. Why have we gone on to that? I hope that I'm guessing one day. Will you? Do you reckon you will? I've found love, brother.

With who? Have you found love? No. Oh. Never have, never will. You said you loved us last week. I've never said I loved any of you. Or you did.

You said you loved your girl. Yeah, but it's just what you say. I love you. i don't actually do you have time that's pretty if you have time to date i definitely have time i've done the last two weeks i've done nothing just like genuinely no i've done nothing yeah i've just been rotting away just tweaking off what's the skirt like in harrogate that's the worst life horrible that's what you asked but in his i mean they, they're all pretty posh and well-brought. It's like the poshest place to live.

There's a lot of money up there. Do you need like a... Yeah, it's really... Patrick Stewart and shit. Near Leeds. Yeah, but it's not... Do you go to private school? No.

Grammar school. Oh, that is quite poor. Oh, he's done himself in there! Grammar school is private school. Yeah, kind of. No, it's not. Grammar school is private school. Yeah, kind of. No, it's not. Grammar school is private school. No, it's not.

I didn't have to do anything to get in there. I just signed up and I was there. It's damn comprehensive, mate. We've got iPads, I guess. You've got an iPad? No, it's not. Grammar school is private school. It's not.

What the fuck's a grammar school? Grammar schools used to be like you had to test to get into them. 11 plus. But you don't have to do that anymore. I'm not sure if that's the case. 11 and before. I honestly think some if that's the... 11 plus. I think some were just called grammar schools for no reason. Where I lived before in Halifax, which is a shit hole,

we had to do an 11 plus there. My mum was like, there's no way this fucking idiot is doing that. So she just took us somewhere. He's in the corner just wiggling his head. Do you need a lass who's into brain rot and that so she can communicate? Is there a lass do you need a lass who's like into like brain rot and that's what you can you can communicate or can you is there a side to you where

I was talking to someone for ages recently but I'm just like who was it it's not even like the can you hold in like the brain rot within yourself

yeah yeah no they got my humour it's more just I've got like the physical time to meet people but it's just like you know what I mean you always think about YouTube

and all these notifications then you get an extra notification from a girl and then they're like, oh, wait, not replying. How old are you? 21. Yeah, I wouldn't bother.

Yeah, I don't think it's a good time for it at all. It's a new career. No, man, go beast mode. For sure. Go beast mode. I mean, fuck me. I'm not, yeah.

I wish I was. I know you're a little menace, but I'm just not. No, he's not. You've got a pure soul. He's got a pure soul. Yeah. No, like, honestly,

if I'm at home playing FIFA with a little 3.0 it does not matter what woman messages me like oh can I come round now I'm like nah that's such a vibe

that's such a vibe I wish I had that in me yeah you need to find a girl who can come round but like she doesn't mind just letting you play oh you're on about

women or men no I'm on about women I was on about men oh makes sense ooh that's a five knuckle shuffle. Woo-hoo. Yeah, I just don't think it's the right time, you know.

Too early into my YouTube career. I'm just trying to grind out here. Yeah, that's so true, man. Yeah. You've raised well. If I was you, mate, I'd just go out, slang some dick, have some fun, and just... Stop saying things like that. I can't drop game either.

I can't just rock up someone and drop game. Don't do that People who do that are weird Just be normal with people Would you drop If you Is your dropping game Right like

Theo's the woman Theo's the woman Like would you do Would you like drop Brain rock game on them No no what I do is I scroll the weather app in the corner And if someone makes eye contact

I'll look away That's about it Say I'm a pretty woman Hey Alright Sub Of Right with an O I'll look away. Say I'm a pretty woman. Hey! Alright. Sub... Of...

She's American. Right, we're done. You've got to give me more to work with. Let's start this again. Let's start this again. You have to approach him. I'll tell you what to say. Okay, alright.

Hey, are you sat there? Growl. I knew you'd like that. Someone get a wet floor sign. A certified club banger is just to go up to a girl. Now I can't say exactly. Can I get you another drink, love? That's for the best.

Yeah, don't get me a drink. I'm just going to go up to a girl. I'm just going to go up. A certified club banger is just to go up to a girl. No, I can't say this, actually. Can I get you another drink, love? That's for the best. Don't worry, your drink's meant to fizz. Do you want to kiss me? No. Should we do a very fun game, which we did last time we had a guest?

Yes! Fun game. Hell yes. Yeah, go on. What is it called, Theo? It's called We Invent You. No, it's not. No, it's called Pitch It.

Thank you. Oh, that's a good one. If you don't know what this is, we all make a presentation. We're going to pitch something today. It is a... An... What? An...

It's a new invention. We've all created a new invention. We've got a presentation to pitch with it. I'd like to just apologise. I've heard you've all like gone above and beyond yeah why not I have

I forgot my prototype upstairs I did mine at half ten last night after I drove home on my birthday happy birthday for yesterday thank you thank you fishing for it really

gagging for it thank you I made it 29 years thank you very much yep I hope I haven't got 29 left he thought of actually, he thought it was my birthday on Saturday. God, he's morbid. Didn't you?

What did I what? He thought it was my birthday on Saturday. Yeah, well, chip put happy birthday Theo Baker on his story, so easy mistake. Hello, everyone, and welcome to my invention. What the fuck is on your screen,

you weird little man? To move forward, we first must look backwards. Mate, if your invention's a time machine, it's not a time machine. To move forward, we first must look backwards. Mate, if your invention's a time machine... It's not a time machine. To move forward, we first must look backwards. Next slide, please.

What do these successful people have in common? What do you think? I've had a wank over each one. Long hair. Amanda Seyfried, Kate Middleton, and Einstein. Yeah.

Tell you what, that's some foursome, isn't it? With you? Yeah. Everyone wrong. They're all A, highly successful, but B, nail biters. Oh, so am I. Yeah, me too.

Oh, is this my hand? Next slide. Yeah! Is that my hand? Look how I hate the captain. That is literally what my hand? Look how I hate the cats. That is literally what my... I know, man. It's disgusting.

Look at them. I'm not a female. I don't need nails. They all bite their nails. I like biting my nails. I like stubs. Big deal. Butt boys.

Makes you look manly. Worry no more. Next slide, please. Because I've done some market research. I ain't reading all that. Four in ten people bite their nails and then 60% of this panel does

and then 6 out of 10 of them are adults and the remaining 4 are men yeah wait what what hang on no

what the hell is that 4 in 10 people bite their nails 6 out of 10 of them are adults and the remaining 4 are men I don't think your maths is correct here

how does that work wait so the 6 are all women? Wait, so you're saying 40% of people bite their nails, 60% of those people are adults, and then... I can see the confusion. Let me explain.

That stat tells us... That doesn't make any sense. That stat tells us 100% of men bite their nails. Yeah, that doesn't make any sense. Yes. No. It does. It says...

This is stressing me out. If the remaining four are all men, the other six must all be women. So those four is a 100% Yeah, and they're all men.

100% are men. Guys, I'm having a clue. Let me clear up... 100% of men don't. Let me clear up the confusion, please. I'll clear it up.

I'll clear it up. So, we have 10 people. Four of them bite their nails, yes? Yeah. Yeah, go on. Clear it up. And then, people 4 of them bite the nails yes yeah yeah go on clear it up

and then 6 and then if you add that 4 up to say like 10 no no no this is crazy how have you what

this sounds very much like 60% of the time it works every time yeah yeah yeah so how how the 40% how the 40%

60% you might be so you take those 4 I can't get away I can't believe we're one slide in Out of the 40%, Out of the 40%, 60% are adults. You might be. So you take those four. I can't believe we're one slide in and it doesn't make sense. Four out of 10 people

bite their nails. And if you take all those people biting their nails, six out of 10 of them are adults and then the remaining four out of those six are adults. That doesn't work.

That doesn't work. It does. No, because you express them as people, not percentages. Oh, this is really hitting my brain. And then 10 to 20% of the kids will people, not percentages. Oh, this is really hurting my brain. And then 10 to 20% of the kids will continue to have it.

What has that got to do with the... I've done market research. Okay, so what he's saying, I've figured out. What is he saying? No, no, stop with the math. Don't reload it. Stop with the math.

Just give me a second. We've got to get past this slide. Lewis, I've got your back. Please don't go on to the next slide. I can't keep doing the math. He's got me. He's got me. He's got me.

They're all separate entities, right? No, no, no. No, he's right. He's right. He's got your. He's got me. He's got me. They're all separate entities, right? No, don't. No, he's right. He's right. He's got your pick. Hear me out. No, I'm backing him. I'm backing him.

He's sucked me in. He knows he's wrong because he's crying. Hear me out, right? So Lewis is saying four in ten bite the nails, right? Correct. End of. Yeah. He's also saying...

Yeah, you know me. If you take ten people who bite their nails, yeah, if you take ten people... Six of them, if you take ten people who are adults, and he's also saying the remainder of four of them, out of those ten, four of them are men. I can't do this. So more women bite their nails than men.

No, he doesn't make any sense of what you just said. Let's go on to the next slide. I understand business is new to you. Please do the next slide. Nail biting or on your... On your... On your... What did you just say?

It's genuinely linked to anxiety, stress or perfectionist. So it's highly... It's there when you're a perfectionist, you're successful or you're in a high intense job surrounding, yeah? Yeah. Or bored. I don't mind being nailed. So the question for me is,

I left my market research and I was asking one question. How can we deliver that nail biting experience without the nail biting result? This is actually genuinely pretty good. I could do with this.

You know when you clip your toenails? Yeah. Have you ever then smelt your fingers? No. I genuinely bite my toenails. Mate, it is disgusting.

Yeah, I bite them. I don't have toenail clippers. I bite them. How do you even reach? How the fuck do you reach? What the fuck? One of them. But people will be like,

yeah, it's my nail. I just use my nail and cut it and pull it off. That's gross. But biting your fingernails is way grosser than biting your toenail. What do they touch?

They only touch your hands. Can you not just do it with your hands? You wash your fingers. Yeah, but these don't touch. They're in my sock and shoes all day. That stink is shit. Can you not just do it with your hands? You wash your fingers. Yeah, but these don't touch it. They're in my sock and shoes all day. They stink as shit. Wait.

Can you not just do it with your nail and just like curl it off? Oh, no. What are you thinking? It's not a banana, mate. I can just do that. No, I'll bite like the side and then do a little peel.

Oh! Anyways. Anyways, back to this. I'm getting bricked up. You've got the ingrown nail in your toe. What? What? Yeah, I've given myself a few of them.

So how can we deliver the nail biting experience without the nail biting results? How many people are going to... Please, let him get to the next slide. I introduce to you... I can't even fucking spike. The fingertip tip. What is that for?

Where have you got that for? Oh my God, are they fake fingers? If you'd like to, please be silent and just let this play out, please. Can I just say this is a hundred percent from Peter Follanters. Okay. This man is here to meet a 13 year old.

Please can we just show respect in the car and it's going to play on this laptop. Oh, hi. I didn't see you there. My name's Lewis, CEO and founder of Fingertip Tips. I know what you're thinking. I'm just so gosh darn nervous for the wedding tomorrow. Is this what you make our editors do? I'm so so gosh darn nervous for the wedding tomorrow.

Is this what you make our editors do? I'm so sad my fish died. He says he's so busy. You want that nail biting experience without the nail biting effects? Well that's why we have fingertip tips. I bet you're quiet about that. I have a test for you. No it's not.

Don't ever say you have free time. Which hand has the fingertip tips? What have you made? Bro, it's my left hand, silly. But don't just hear it from me, hear it from our first customer. Thanks, Lewis. My wife hates my guts. And now I can take away the anxiety on my fingers.

What is that though? What is it? No damage. Is it chewy? So what are you here for? Get your fingertip tips today! Come on! It's just a tip!

He's so desperate! Come on! I've got a mortgage to pay! I've got a question. Hello. Out of the resources of the fellow studios, who did you ask to film that? We just sent it over there. Will came down and helped me. Okay, so someone actually used their actual time. So what are the fingertips made out of?

Well, I'm glad you asked. Next slide, please. We're going to get to this. So let's talk about our target audience. He's put so much effort into this. So our target audience, are they nervous while watching football? They want to protect their nails,

but they can't control their urges, Tom Garrett. is that i don't even know so what i'm saying is tom i have to go vlogs all you have to do is get your fingertip tips put them on your fingertips and protect your fingertips but where are they have you got them on you i have next slide try them for yourself nice so tom would you like to put on some fingertips? Oh, my God. I've got two sets for one-handed. There's five. Oh, I thought they were going to be able to chew. I'll try. Wait, you don't even chew them?

No. This is a prototype. No, try biting them. Wait, Lewis, you've really missed the tip of making them like a nice flavour. Do you want to try one and watch it? I thought they were going to be edible. Yeah, I thought it was going to be like a little thing. Lads, this is a...

Oh, no. Lads, this is a prototype. I don't wear finger condoms for the rest of my day. Oh, lads, this is a prototype this is a prototype so let me please explain have you bit these yet no how did you make these

what is it so thank you we'll get to the questions very shortly I can't wait to use my phone how did you get them to fit so perfectly we'll get to the questions

very shortly I just want to explain what they are please so what these are are fingertips for your fingertips yeah we know Jesus Christ

I can't wait to use my phone now that's great. So these are a prototype. In future, they will be flavoured. They will also, if you want, come with replaceable nails

that you can still bite. So you still administer that nail bite experience. That's what I thought it was going to be. You're going to have little nails. Can you make them like them gloves so you can use your phone?

Yes, they'll be usable on your phone. They'll be more seamless as well. So you won't be able to ever tell they're on your hand. Not that you can already can tell. And yeah, they'll be flavoured, beautiful. Gen'll be more seamless as well. So you won't be able to ever tell they're on your hand. Not that you can already can tell. And yeah, they'd be flavoured, beautiful. Genuinely, that's way more admin every day

than just like learning to not buy money. No, because... Put soap on your nose. Aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye. Aye, aye, aye. He can't bite it. What's with that? Cut it out.

Liz, can I ask, how long did... Is that what you do when you buy money? Aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye. One second. Next slide, please. When I was little little my mum used to dip my fingers in like this

horrible tasting sponge any question that's a bit how long did it take you to make the advert that advert took me about including

editing and filming like 35 minutes bollocks mate you're a liar you are a liar I swear you can ask Will

it's on the vlog we just came down I didn't have it scripted we just started talking don't ever tell me I'm not even talking it's not that hard of a fucking endeavour You can ask Will. It's on the vlog. We just came down. I didn't have it scripted. We just started talking. Don't ever tell me. I'm not even talking to you. It's not that hard of a fucking endeavour, lads.

It was a one minute. You told me the week you were too busy to book Aaron Hunt a hotel. This is work. I was less busy this day, clearly. Any questions? What do you actually think about the idea? Hey, look, the idea is there. Obviously, there's a lot of...

No, you've inverted fingerless gloves, mate. That's what you've done. I think the actual... That's actually what you've done. I respect the thought and effort that's gone into it. You've inverted fingerless gloves, mate. That's what you've done. You've bought a pair of gloves and cut out the fingertips.

Let him explain it. Express himself. I respect the thought and the effort that has gone into it. However, in practice, they're shit. But this is a prototype. You do understand. This is the worst gesture to put in your mouth. It doesn't matter how good you make them.

It's still a shit idea. I'll give you some credit. You've thought of a problem and actually offered a solution, which is what inventing is all about. Thank you, Duncan. I'd actually argue that. Surely you're making it

that people want to bite their nails because it tastes good. So when they run out of their little addiction, they're going to resort. Exactly. Could you add a little vape

sort of thing onto it? Very up and to suggestions. Or, if you could get a little raspberry ice little. Or the entire thing is like a nicotine pouch. And you just stick it on.

And then that avoids the. Just tape a snus to this and I'm sold. So lads, all I want to say is look this is a first prototype and we have some great ideas there is a demand that we're trying to serve if we make this satisfying make them taste nice maybe add a v some nicotine okay i'll counter this acid i don't want to stop biting my nails yeah same it's sick it is such a motive but what if what if you could do it whilst maintaining nice healthy healthy looking nails?

I genuinely don't want nails with a lot of that. I think they look girly. Four in a row, mate. Four in a row. So you don't want the nail biting experience without the nail biting damage?

No, I want the nail biting experience with the nail biting. Okay. Yeah, but that's the thing. You need to make a hyper-realistic nail. People buy their nails because of the habit

of the dopamine they get. Do you not think this is in a world where everyone's having snus and that, this could everyone's having snusters and that this could be the new snus You've got to throw it in to get the full

He won't Everyone did it first time I played basketball Yeah I mean Yeah it's pretty good I respect the graph but it's shit Okay thank you guys

So is anyone willing to invest I'll give you £5 I'll give you £5 and never talk to me again Yeah I'll double it £1 per fingertip I'll give you five pounds. I'll give you five pounds and never talk to me again. Yeah, I'll double it. One pound per fingertip.

I'll give you 50 pounds for 90% of the company. Deal. Can we have a round of applause? That's about as much money as I've spent on my prototype. We struck a deal.

Right. You've got a prototype as well. Right, I'm on it. Tom, you're next. Your invention. Are we going around this way? Yeah, yeah, it looks like it. Right.

Mine's very short and snappy. I'm not going to bore you. I'm like this knob here. I'll put some hard effort to that. I'm in a nander. I'm a prototype. Hello, everyone. Ooh.

Hello, everyone. Hello. Good start, yeah. Very good start. Next slide. Now, what are the two biggest pleasures in life? Wanking and nicotine. Capitalising every word.

Wanking and stuff. They're rhetorical questions. Okay, sorry, sorry. The first one. Driving. Oh. If you keep drinking, this is rhetorical questions. Sorry, sorry. The first one driving. Oh, I think I'm drinking. This is going to

go crazy. Oh, no, that's actually drinking in it. It's definitely drinking. The second point.

Okay, Joseph Fritzel. Tom. Next BBC News. So it's fake. Can you explain? Can you have enough explanation? BBC News.

Fake taxi, isn't it? Can you explain? Can you have an explanation? If you're about to invent a fake taxi, man, I've seen a few already. The two biggest places in life are sex and driving. We've got a nice taxi man here. Makes no porn stuff. X for myself.

So I thought the new invention should be the Ripple. Why is it Lawrence? Why is Lawrence McKenna sat on a dildo? He's doing it wrong anyway. Why do you have his feet on the chair?

That's a weird statement. Because. Why shouldn't I have his feet on the chair? Yeah. Yeah, that is a weird stance. I was actually trying... That's getting every inch. I was trying to...

I was going through my photos on my phone, looking for a photo of you sat down. Why are you crying? And I've come across this. Why do you have a photo of Lawrence on your phone? Because he looks mental. Well, you've underlined the word well. So, yeah, my idea is that car seats come fitted with right okay for you to sit on as you

drive uh next slide i can't believe his own presentation has caused this outburst he's crying at himself next slide the The device delivers... Why is it all capitals? That's what I said. Imagine driving pleasure. You'll be celebrating speed bumps like you've scored a goal. That's a good term.

Is that out of your type? That's crazy, mate. Thank you for watching. What? That's it? I like that. Short of nothing. He got straight to the point.

Where's the zooming in on different texts? Any questions? I have a question. Is that an invention or have you just put a dildo in a car? Have you ever heard of the Thrill Do? I think there's been news before, allegedly. No, I haven't.

Well then. I've definitely seen that before. You've seen a car seat with a nine inch dildo attached, like fitted to it. Is that what nine inches is? That looks like two inches. Does it come with Lawrence McKenna or do you have to use Excel? It's a nine inch dildo attached to it. Is that what nine inches is? That looks like two inches.

Does it come with Lawrence McKenna or do you have to use it yourself? You can come with him if you want. That's up to you. I mean, you can both come. It's an additional purchase. Yeah, I don't know why you want to come with him. What's your target audience? Apparently Lawrence McKenna. No.

Can a gear stick not just do this? No, no. How can you sit on the gear stick and draw it? Oh, just you try it, brother. You could use... What are they used in those videos people watch? What videos? Real human cocks that are fucking footed by the people in the back.

I'm just thinking... Oh, that's a lot of shit. If you just sat... You fancy a nice evening drive. A nice cock in your arse. And also, you want a nice cock up your arse. Would you use it? No.

Would never. In like a minibus setting, is it like a cock-o-van? You don't help yourself, do you, mate? Well done. I don't really have too many questions. I won't be investing in this. It's just a dildo and a car. You don't think people will buy that?

No. They would definitely buy it. No, it's a car seat. It all comes fitted. It's an all-in-one. I think, I think we could. I just don't have the skills

to do that. Is it on the past that when you see my product we could maybe join forces and be a bit of a conglomerate? So are you saying you're not out? A conglomerate?

I'm not out yet. If I offered you, we could work together on this. If I offered you, similar distributors, 30% for £40, I heard that, would you be able

to incorporate heated and vibrating seats absolutely yes vibrating seats i'll just drive on a cobbler road i've got a question you will be able actually we could even make it as the dildos on the dildo isn't set as the one you buy they're interchangeable you can change to a smaller one but one with the little the tickle one on it bead yeah a? Yeah, a bullet. Tom? Tom?

Some people just want a little bit of pleasure. Just a little, just a bit of like, as an idea. I feel like if you sell this in a package deal with like trousers that have a hole in,

like a zip up hole, because I realise that you're going to have to take your complete trousers down to enjoy the thrill door. That's a good idea. So what you want is like a trousers

that have a little hole. Yeah, a little zip on the back. Are you wanting these to just be like put into cars permanently? No, no. Are you going to be partnering with any car companies? So we'll make it so the dildo has an attachment, the car seat then. I want to change the car seat world. So every car seat comes with this attachment that if you want to put the

thrilledo on, you can. But if you don't... It's a bit weird for like 17-year-olds. That's all okay. Why? It's legal. It might actually help a lot of people pass the test. Final question.

Focus them. I don't think... Maybe that's where they go. Yeah. People won't go over speed bumps faster anymore. They want to enjoy the whole bump. We don't even know what happened on Thompson. I've got a final question.

Can you fold it away? Like say one day you've been enjoying the thrill door but now now you've been joining us yeah in the glove box does it come off yeah it comes down it goes down into the seat i've just said there's a dildo oh yeah you could push it down into the seat do you not might be the entire point of the car so i thought you press a button it goes into the seat and you we could comes out we could work work on that. Yeah, but then when you keep pressing on and off. Yeah, could you remap it so it just goes rapid?

Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Well, I assume that was... This is just a pro, Tom. Is there a trade for any, you know, leaked collections? Are we ever going to watch

that video of Theo and Mia or not? Well, there's clearly another one. Oh. Right. I'm not going to invest but I am going to

keep tabs on this and see how it goes well I will invest and I will ban him from keeping tabs on it thank you I don't understand I'm willing to join up

with him once we look at mine and maybe we can do a joint deal oh I'm open to it hit me with it I'm horny I may be

and this is goon this is goon hydration obviously we've seen the hydration model work well in the creative space I'm horny. I may be. And this is Goon Hydration. Obviously, we've seen the hydration model work well in the creative space. 18 plus because Bear Caffeine and Low-Key Sex Toy. Next slide, please. What is special about Goon? Well, let me show you.

Yeah, the design team's been sacked. Yeah, they ran out of space. What's special about Goon? Well, let me show you. Hydration. Customers will receive 10 flavor pouches to put in their bottle. Still confused to what's special? goon well let me show you my ratio customers will receive 10 flavor pouches to put in their bottle still confused to what's special aren't we all next slide please so you can change the lid off to a little pocket pussy sort of ordeal um oh yeah so you can have a drink get hydrated and then you take the lid off and you have an interchangeable sort of ordeal

right that you just and the next slide and then you take the lid off and you have an interchangeable sort of ordeal that you just... And the next slide... And then you just fuck it up. And then you basically just fuck it. And that's... Do you know what you could do?

It's probably a one-time use. Depends if you're on a protein shake. Wait, no, no. So the water goes in the same area you fuck. Surely you need

to separate... It's kind of a one-time use. Oh, yeah. You keep returning. The thing you fuck is you need to separate it's kind of a one-time use for you oh yeah the thing you fuck is there and then on the outside of it separated is the water flavors yeah well yeah yeah you can get yeah you can have white black asian blue waffle well oh so would you recommendinking it first And then fucking off Fucking then drinking Drinking first

Hey Always start with a drink Sorry That's a weird Bit of advice I see That might be the weirdest Yeah I think

Always get them I didn't actually say that I think get hydrated Just fuck it silly And then And then just bin it And use a different bottle Or

And also that would increase sales. Yeah, it would. Are you putting electrolytes in there or are you just knocking it back with anything? Natural electrolytes? Yeah. And then you give it to your mate?

Well, magnesium is in spaff. Spaff? So how much is it a bottle for goon? Ooh. Well, you get ten, don't you? Tenner. Oh, I think this... Tenner!

Tenner! It's a bargain. I think this would work better if it was a fake water bottle. So you tell people it's a water bottle, this would work better if you if it was a fake water bottle so you tell people it's a water bottle but it's actually not

it's just a oh my god that's fucking oh look at them just fucking if that's not an invention look at that it vibrates

yeah it is where do you see a fake water bottle I'm struggling to comprehend what the left bit is what's the left bit how did you make this

you just gotta put it in and feel what it actually does is this one chat GBT or have you sat on clip art and put a vagina

inside a bowl this is not chat GBT I typed in pocket pussy and that came up he's also signed off with his artist signature on the bottom there yeah I go by Laura

Laura yeah no that just came up it was really awkward googling all this on the train are they pubic hairs on the side well I've been

I've got a question it depends what model you buy I've got a question Alfie obviously what model you buy. I've got a question, Alfie. Obviously, you've designed this. So, have you ever used a pocket pussy? I actually haven't.

You haven't? I actually haven't. Swear down. Would you if you had one now? Right now. Bring it in. Maybe more at home. If someone bought me one

as a Joe Christmas present. Out of curiosity. Maybe I'd get round it. I feel like out of curiosity you would penetrate. You have curiosity. Maybe I'd get round it. I feel like out of curiosity you would penetrate. You have though. What was it like? No, seriously.

Come on, tell us. You're talking to a group of four people that have never done it. Out of curiosity you would penetrate the pocket pussy. No, no, no. But what was your experience like with it? Yeah, when you did it.

With the German prostitutes. Lads, these things didn't happen. You're being weird. That's how I know you have done it. Yeah, you've definitely lost something there. If I had access to one, I'd be fucking all over

gooning on it, but I don't have one. You've made love to gooning. You're going to invest in it. Surely this is right on your street. Yeah, but I like the idea where... Also, we can rotate lids so there's an arsehole

and there's a mouth. Oh my God, there's like a different screw on lid. The craziest thing is, like, this isn't even loose. It's actually a good idea. Can you change the age of the putty? I really like... Why would that... You're making it weird.

Do you want to get off sort of? Yes. Stick it in the dishwasher, it'll look similar, I reckon. Is there a world where, like, you bring it and it unfolds like the penis? You can have, like, a penis dildo. No, don't make it weird. No, no, that's Tom's invention.

Why are you trying to... Yeah, you're being weird. Well, you said you wanted to join in. Don't steal the copper at the thrill, though. Sorry, I've been weird. Well, half the one would like to invest and I'll give you all the money in the world. Right, anyway, mine's not funny,

but I actually thought I'd come up with something that would change the world. Oh. Sorry, lads. That's so dead. The inventor, that's me. Right, anyway, mine's not funny, but I actually thought I'd come up with something that would change the world. Sorry, lads. That's so dead. The inventor, that's me in a jewellery store in Thailand. There you go.

Why are you wearing socks if you're sandals? It's because of the dad drip, mate. That's kind of cool. Anyway. Yeah, why the fuck have you got socks and sandals? I'm not even joking.

We had an in-depth discussion with my missus about you wearing socks and sandals. I thought it was really poor. You should not be wearing socks. No, but you'd be as rich as you. You wear socks with slides, though. Yeah, socks with slides,

but not with espadrilles. What are they called? Espadrilles. Birkenstocks. Birkenstocks. Anyway. What the fuck is that? They're like Tom's espadrilles.

I had this thought. I had this thought. Can I hear it? Sorry. Let him speak. I had this thought on the flight back from Thailand. There's very few worse occasions

than overcrowded public transport guys have you ever been in a situation where you're on a plane or a tube or even a train actually and you don't have

the most space for comfort I know you have get first class okay well we all can't do that but you've seen one of these before no that's not right

oh well you have but yeah a truly horrible situation there you go next one sorry why do you look like that I stretched my face out to you have, but yeah. A truly horrible situation. There you go. Next one, sorry. Why do you look like that? I stretched my face out to make it funny.

Oh, yeah, yeah. The neck pillow. Neck pillow, eye mask, you know. Pretty standard stuff on trouble. Can I just say quickly, sorry to put in. Everyone wears those things wrong. You're meant to wear them the other way. Yeah, you are wrong.

That's not true. Yes, it is. Well, why not do this? Because you've got the headrest for the back of your head. It's for if your head goes forward. That's a myth. It's a sit there. Why are they all modelled like that?

For anyone that's not Tom Garrett and can't afford premium travel, you may be in the middle seat in economy or have managed to bag yourself a seat in the central line in rush hour. Next slide. Economy class. What do all these things have in common?

They're all economy. They're all disgusting. Stinks. Full of poor people. They all have a middle seat. Correct, Theodore. So in a middle seat situation, you can't get comfortable

no matter how hard you try. You're too big for the chair or touching someone else and it's really awkward. I like that bit, yeah. Next slide, please. Oh, who's that? Well, I mean,

it's someone that's tried to, you know, avoid the situation. Did you take that on your flight? Are they on the throne? They are on the throne. They're thrilled. Is that a fight in the plane? She's sitting on the throne The thrilled Does that apply to the plane? She's sitting on the thrilled

On a plane? A thrilled on a plane? You're lagging That was like So when you It doesn't just apply to cars There you go then She's on the thrilled

You can't That's fucking out of order mate She's a young respectable woman How do you know that? I'm assuming a gender Alright You compete for the armrest And it gets a bit awkward

Next slide please You'd fuck him. You're both touching elbows now and nobody really wants that. I just want to sleep on the plane. Introducing the solution to that problem. Can you keep it down over there? The Reeve sleeve. Oh, that's fucking...

What the fuck are you putting your hand into? Now... I feel like a hoodie pocket could do this. Hey, listen. Purpose. Now, forgive me because this is a very early prototype, but still, a device that locks your arms so you don't take up any space and you can go to sleep.

What the fuck's going on here? What's with the little stubby arms? Yeah, I've been horribly disrespected here, guys. Yeah, it's pretty rude. What's with the little gimpy stubby arms? I had to draw it because there were no pictures that did it properly, unfortunately. I need two people for this demonstration,

or three people for this demonstration. Why don't you just put it in your pocket of your hoodie? Now, I know what you're thinking why don't you just put both your hands in your hoodie pocket that's what you just said the answer is threefold

hoodie pockets do not lock your arms in they rattle around and there's no lockdown trust me I've tried some people don't actually own hoodies Tom

in particular those on long haul flights that you know like business people or what not someone in a business person doesn't own a hoodie. They might not do.

Yeah, it's a bit bookish for the average finance bro. And also when you're asleep, your arms slip around. Do they? And you can embarrass yourself next to a stranger. Are you just like... I don't agree there's a market where you think there is. There really is, mate. I've used a hoodie before.

This comes from a solution. This comes from a problem that I've tried to solve. I wore this hoodie and it didn't come off. I think this is the worst invention I've ever seen. I want to try it. Anyway, introducing an early prototype for the Reef Sleeve. You could just fold your arms. Oh, my.

It looks like you're taking a bomb on the fucking plane. Yeah, that would not be allowed On a plane for one Yeah this is a prototype It wouldn't actually look like this Wait Do you want to give it a go? I don't get how this is more comfortable Than using a neck pillow

So if you're listening He's just pulled out Armbands That are sellotaped together With bits of like Sleeve going through the armband Do you not find that You're like too inflexible

To lean forward and sleep Luke do you find You can't lean forward Because you're too unflexible I can't touch my toes very well I can't lean forward and sleep. Luke, do you find you can't lean forward because you're too unflexible? I can't touch my toes very well. I can't lean forward on the plane. No, that's weird. I'd lean back into my seat.

By the way, this is... What are you doing? You're just disabling yourself on a plane. This is for people that are semi-wide on a plane. Okay, now what? And can't just... Well, you sleep like that. What are you on?

No, no, no. You just sleep. You get your neck pillow and you go like that. Why not? Wait, hang on. This is no different from I'm like... i promise you wait reeve it looks like an it looks like an airmaster that is a very that admittedly i do if you have the i'll just shove my cock in your mouth and you do nothing about it no you can take it back out instead of just

like why don't you just put your hands in your lap yeah i don't know what i said this is i'm telling you right now i've tried all these things you just put your hands up because now you can't itch your face. This is the stupidest thing. Why would you itch your face when you're asleep? Yeah, imagine the plane's going down as well

and you've got to grab your gas mask. No, no, no. The lockdown wouldn't be that severe in the real thing. I just couldn't create what I wanted to. So then it's not that tight then? You've actually made sleeping harder.

Yeah, you've made it comfortable. I really haven't. I wouldn't be able to sleep. In the final thing of what I want it to actually be, it works. This is terrible. How do you know it works?

It doesn't exist. In my mind, Lewis, that's how everything works. Listen, I'm about to do a big comparison, which is the make or break of this product. So this is the invention, yeah? And I'm just going to compare it to... I can just fucking... Oh, that looks way nicer.

And then when you wake up, you can just open your arms up. You've got an itch on your face. What are you going to do? Oh, just itch it. Oh, you couldn't do that in that? No. Oh, I need a bit of water. What about the strage jacket? Yeah, but what happens if you want to take your headphones out? Oh, easy. Or what if you want to change the song on your headphones to double tap? Yeah. Or what if there's a terrorist

on the plane and you've got to tackle them to the ground? Yeah. It's frequent. To be fair, you could restrain them in that if you had it. You couldn't. The terrorist. I'm saying you put the terrorist. It wouldn't be, in the final product, Lewis,

it wouldn't be that restrictive. I don't want to be that guy, but this might be one of your first L's ever on this show. I'm telling you right now, on a long haul flight, that does the business. I'm telling you now,

that's one of the worst things I've ever heard. I thought it was going to be like a pillow which you lay on. I mean, yeah, we can develop it into that. All you've done is hang up to a pillow.

I just don't get it. No. In a real situation, it wouldn't be as tight as the floaties provide. It's no different to crossing your arms. There's no difference.

Nah. Or putting your hands in your pockets. When you cross your arms on a flight, there are occasions where it's just like you bring them out.

What? You're the same. You're twitching them. When you're next to someone who's also very big on a flight and then they put their arm on the armrest and then it touches you and then it wakes you up

in the middle of the night. That's really annoying. That would still happen if you had that arm. No, it wouldn't because your arms are tucked in. But they're still tucking. On a plane, the only issues is your neck

and your feet and your legs. Your arms are the one thing that is never a problem on a plane. Never a problem. You just flew business. Yeah. Because of fucking camera.

He remembers when he was back in. Yeah, I'm never going back. I took this as a genuine solution that I needed at the time. You've solved a problem that didn't exist is how I sum this up. No, I solved a problem that existed for me. That's what inventions are. These just don't exist. That's not how you got one sale well done yeah for myself brief i can't like it's really shit that's really bad i'm annoyed because the final product actually

deserves more credit than two floaties and that's what you brought to the pitch yeah i know you know oh mate it's gotta start somewhere no offense right He cut the tips off gloves and that's a better invention. Yeah, that is actually a better invention. And you can fuck a water bottle. I was a cluster of water bottles. That was 45 quid. You spent 45 pounds.

You cost you like 60 quid to buy that. Yeah. Have you had a business? No, no, no. I wouldn't make it like that. I wouldn't mark it up and try and sell it for 70 quid.

And more worryingly where does the dildo come into place in it where's the pleasure how do you wait if you were locked in how would you turn on the thrudo yeah the the lockdown's not as severe as that but it's still just effort it's so okay then if it's not that locked down then it's no different to folding your arms no no but you can you the point is you can easily lock yourself in and out of the actual thing. Sorry, I've just not had enough.

It's just stinker. No from me. I'm out then. I'm out. I'm actually offended. Actually, wait, I've got a next slide. Oh, fucking hell.

Oh God. There's a great example. See, look, no lockdown in the hoodie. Look how much space is between you all. Yeah, I couldn't draw it properly, man.

See, look at the guy on the right. He looks more comfortable than the guy in the middle. He's miserable. He's miserable. Look at his face. This is so bad. I don't get why you can't just put your arms in your lap.

It's so bad. The hoodie pocket is comfortable. The hoodie pocket, yeah. When you fall asleep and your arm's in your lap, and if you're a wide person, someone can knock that arm and wake you up. It will knock your arm in a moment. Your arms will still be there if they're tucked in. What are you on about? No, they're tucked in. What are you on about?

No, they're like that. What are you on about? How tucked in are you tucking them? When you lay... On a fly, if you lay back like that, your shoulders are much broader than when you bring your arms in. So this is going to make your shoulders narrower? Yeah, when you cross your arms.

Is this for like bodybuilders? Yeah, it's for bigger people. But why don't you just cross your arms? Because even that takes up more space. It's exactly the same. Crossing your arms like this makes you wider than putting it's it's literally the same thing it's not so your invention is trying to remove a centimeter of space i'm making it more comfortable for bigger people on the place he also said in the tube imagine someone pulls out the tube do you know what you should have invented i don't know if it exists you should have invented so it goes around your neck and it's like a pillow there

and you can just go like this. That's actually banging. Or the pillow. No, because that would have to hold on your neck, wouldn't it? Yeah. And you can just... You didn't have the good ideas.

Sorry. Or you attach it to your seat. You attach the thing to your seat. You go... And it comes forward and you go... Well, I'm excited to see what your invention is, Theo, because you've had the joys

of criticising everyone's. Yeah. So now yours has to live up no I love the throttle and the bottle I invested in yours actually the only one who's

he actually owns your company I don't know 90% of your company oh sorry sir sorry boss mine's actually a very simple

thing so hear me out for this one lads it's a new burger no it's very simple but I actually I genuinely think out of all the

inventions this is the one that could be worth millions that is mate I'm telling you no trust me It's a new burger? No, it's very simple, but I genuinely think out of all the inventions, this is the one that could be worth millions. That is, mate. I'm telling you. No, trust me. Honestly, genuinely, Reeve, that's so bad. That is bad. It's so bad.

I promise you, if you think of the bigger picture, that's a game changer. It's so bad. Welcome, everyone, to the Pub-O-Meter. I thought that was the Pube-O-Meter. Yeah, I didn't know that. That's his Pube-O-Meter. You're going to have the Pube-O-Meter. You should have put a dash. You should have put a dash. An app for the ages. Pub, I didn't know. That's his pubometer. You're going to have the pubometer.

You should have put a dash. You should have put a dash. An app for the ages. Pubometer. An app. That's the pubometer. Yeah, it is. Yeah, fair enough.

It is. Whoa. Whoa. Did you see that? Marvel entrance. Did you see that? I ask you, how does this make you feel? Ooh.

Good. Is that a sign? Next. Is that a sign? It doesn't look like a sign. Yeah. Sexual. Yeah it thirsty? Next. It doesn't look like a sign. Yeah. Sexual. Yeah.

Maybe after two. Well, you need to go back to the photo one more time. Maybe after one sip. Sorry. How does it make you feel, Lewis, when you see this photo? Thirsty. Thirsty? Yeah, good point.

Horny. Horny? Thirsty. Like I need a reeve sleeve. Oh, fucking laddick, mate. You've got to let that go. You've got to let it go. Oh, laddick. Next. I don't like you. You're not a proper lad like us yeah we love pints and tits and steak

and shit i love tits yeah that's my guy right there i love that guy sick tom where are you going for a drink tonight oh anywhere lou where are you going for a drink tonight whatever these fucking guys are crazy with them I'll get on it now. I didn't even get asked. Yeah, but we know you're not going for a drink. I docked the location. What pint are you after? Oh, right now, I'd fucking love an Asahi right at my shit pipe.

Okay, what would you like? I'll get Peroni just on the coffee. I'll sip on a Guinness. And you want a cider, I'm guessing. Yeah. No. Today's not the day for a Guinness. More to an electrolyte.

Sorry, sorry. I'll have something else that won't be cool but what if the pub you're going to doesn't sell the Asahi then I'll leave

go somewhere else you'll leave oh will you I leave and I leave he's got us right and I leave I leave a bad yell review

this is how he gets you well do I have the app for you then boys the pubometer the pubometer the pubometer that's thatometer. The pubometer. Is that a weird AI photo? This is just a bunch of lads having their dream time.

You can find a real photo. This is four lads in a pub that they knew sold the Asahi that they wanted. He's got a coffee mug in his hand. I feel like what you're about to say is very easily accessible online or at a dooboo. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is an app, ladies and gentlemen, that each pub will... That fucking AI. Yeah, it's so weird.

Keep on this one. So you'll go onto the app, you say, I fancy an Asahi, and it'll bring up all the pubs that sell Asahi. Or say you just fancy a pub around the corner.

I wonder if they sell Amstel. Oh, yeah, they do. Said no one ever. I love Amstel, but whatever. So this app will tell you what pints and what beers and what ciders

are sold at which pub but don't no no no it's a dream no you could literally go on maps type in pubs nearby

click on the pub and then look at the menu you normally know what the pub has as well how often are you going to a pub that you've not been to before no but

on the menu they don't always have all the draft beers on it do you know what I mean imagine you've not been to before no but on the menu they don't always have all the draft beers on it do you know what I mean imagine you've got an app though

and it's like oh fancy an Asahi and it'll ping up on google map they definitely have draft beers on the menu but what my point

is rather than like going through pub check the menu pub check the menu you can just click drink and it'll bring up all the pubs you want

yeah that's I think it's a solid idea not only that for the ease it's decent not only that next

the additional feature oh fucking hell the vibe scale oh god it's going quite well i thought you were gonna ruin it and you have so oh this will tell you this will tell you i call it the vibe so you can call it where everyone i'm almost like a review um well no close say lewis you know you and your missus you want a quiet pub okay you can click on the episode oh so far we're quiet it's a it's a couple of pub say tom and ab you're after a bit of a lively one at the moment but you don't know where to go what's lively at three o'clock on a tuesday most pubs

this will tell you we're currently lively okay right it tells you what vibe you're after and it and it has specific ones you can have like perfect for a date perfect for fucking so almost like a review for people no but it's rather than reviews like long and boring you have to read it blah blah blah it'll just say what made you come up with this i had came to my head in 10 is it not a gal scale just showing the ratio of female oh fuck the easy answers just say that yeah okay oh my god how will it be made how will it be made i don't know how anyone would make this. An app developer and Theo's charm by collecting pubs onto the app.

Nice. Who is it for? Everyone who drinks. Yeah. Amazing, mate. This is such a good idea. Yeah. Someone should actually do this.

Next. I can't believe no one's ever done this. I can't believe anyone's done this. This is the Guinness. I can't believe it. That's the great part of Guinness. Oh, we are. I fucking knew it, man. Why don't I get this? It's believe it that's the great part of Guinness oh we are I fucking knew it man

why don't I get this it's so good that someone else doing it that isn't I know it's Gaya alright well done well done

mate that's actually a great idea that's brilliant that's actually really good for one I cannot believe that's never been invented I can't believe

it's not real I wish I could get it now so if everyone wants to download find my pint alright yeah we can all just okay yeah I actually already got it I think oh do you know it now. So if everyone wants to download Find My Pint, we can all just... Okay, yeah. I actually already got it, I think.

Do you know what's kind of cringe, actually, is that during my presentation, you were Googling to try and take away everything that I was doing. So it's not an invention. That doesn't exist. That doesn't exist. You're looking at it.

Has that got a vibe scale, though? Has it got a vibe scale? No, it doesn't have a vibe scale. He's fuming. Shit app. That's your competition, bro. You can't call it shit. Mate, it's made in 2017

and no one's ever heard of it. Failed app. Try to download it, see if it works. Bet it doesn't. It doesn't exist. Mine's better. Also, really that butt hurt about your shit invention.

You're trying to hate someone's app. Yeah, too bad. Even though that already exists, that was worse. Look at you, mate. You weren't even listening. I saw you on your phone. You weren't even listening

to my invention. No, hang on, hang on. You were sat there like, how can I take it down? How can I take it down? No, I was intrigued to think that this is actually such a good app

that someone might have already done it. Let me ask a question. Would you use my app? I'd use Find My Beer, yeah. No, no, would you use my app with the vibe scale? I mean, I would, but it's not really available, right? Would you use it?

I honestly think I would, yeah. I would probably use it. But I don't think there's that much of a demand to like... No, but it becomes part of you every day. Don't get me wrong. If I see, like, I go into a pub and it's got Asahi, I'll be like, yes. But if they haven't, I'm not like distraught.

I agree, but I'm not like distraught I agree I'm trying to make that part of life do you think that elevates your pub experience when you get to a pub and there isn't Asahi and you go

oh my god can I say what you no we're like not really can I suggest what the business move is for you this is a great idea

but I think it's more useful for people who are travelling to new places so maybe if you partner it with an app like City Mapper or something and then they add the vibe skill and local thingies into that

because you're already travelling about if you're using CityMapper. This will be worldwide. And you could make it into a bit of a dating thing showing the female ratio. What, you can see dating

in the middle of the show? I've got a problem. You're being weird. Hey, sex sells. That's kind of sick, man. It is a good idea. You could go to maybe, I don't know, Devon. But also you could get like, I don't know Devon

but also you could get like I don't know say in England pubs in here you could like get say oh the local point here in Burton

is a Carlin and the rating is a 3 out of 10 so like people from fucking Germany coming over like what should we what should we drink in Burton

and it's Irish there is an issue that we'd have to you'd have to troubleshoot if you were in a

I'm giving you advice you'd have to troubleshoot if you're in an area you'd have to tie your hands up before you have to you were you did two points

either side and if you wanted to get in a sardine for example You did two points either side. And if you wanted to get an Asahi, for example, if there were no Asahis on tap or wherever in the local area, are you travelling to get that Asahi or are you just going to go to a pub? No, you just say, what do I fancy next? Maybe I'll check the vibe scale. That was a genuine question.

I was trying to elevate his idea, but it's fine. I'll be honest, when it comes to inventions, buddy... We don't need your help. Every pub we sign, we make the owner sign a treaty. Oh, right. It's a treaty. Yes.

When it comes to the vibe, they might lie. They might say, oh, we're vibing. No, you'd have to do... Verification. Or what are they called oh you know you're trying to add to my invention are you after slating it no i said originally it was a really good idea i want to check if it's real

um a vibe's not subjective yeah you get a mystery because it could be really like rowdy and you're like oh i don't want that that's what i'm saying so there's a rowdy like you know when i said like there's dating there's quite a there'll be rowdy, like, you know, when I said like there's dating, there's quite a, there'll be rowdy as part of it. Yeah, but that's showing different games as well. You may have to decide like, I really fancy an Asahi, but it's rowdiness is quite high at the moment.

Yeah. Do I go slightly less rowdy for a different beer? It's time-based. Yeah, it's live. How would you ever enforce that? Unless the, you'd have to make sure that the person in the pub doesn't die. Maybe you get an AI thermometer,

but instead of a thermometer, it's a vibometer. It's a vibometer. You would have to let us know in the comments. Subscribe and like, please, and also don't say who has the best idea. Those pubs, we could come together and add the pubs that have stools

with a frilled eye on it. I like it. And in the bathroom, they sell the goons. Well, yeah. That could be a hangover cure because it's hydration the next day and you just get to mush it up as well. And we can use the fingertips.

And if it's really busy in there and someone keeps knocking you out, you can tie your arms together. If it's roundness level 10, you know to bring your sleeve with you. If you're going down a water slide and you can't swim

yeah it'd be a better one for that or you could just put your hands in your pocket yeah or you could just

scrap that whole shit and just ride your thrill though well guys what do you think I'm pretty good I think it's alright I'm investing

I'm sold I'd be in for that yeah that's kind of a clean sweep who do you think the idea is better mine definitely is the best is this the most realistic I knew you'd all be up for that. I'd be in for that. Yeah. That's kind of beast mode. Yeah, clean sweep. Who do you think the idea is better? Mine definitely is the best.

This is the most realistic. Yeah, that's boring. I'm going to have to go out. Surely, I need to start fucking making this. Yeah. It's a bit like me.

I won't worry about that. Yeah, it's already been done. That's already been done. Anyway, thanks for tuning in, guys. Thanks for 50k. Thanks for 50 in, guys. Thanks for 50k.

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