Back Side - Angry Ginge on I'm A Celeb, Lewis Attempts A WORLD RECORD & The World's BIGGEST P*nis!

Episode Date: November 13, 2025

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Welcome to a new episode of Backside with me, Reeve, Theo Baker, Tom Garrett and Lewis Bowden. If you haven't already hit follow, why not tap it right now for new episodes every week? And if you want to see more backside, catch us on YouTube, TikTok and Instagram where all you have to do is search backside. Let's get into it. We are going to kick off every show from now and forever with Lewis attempting a Guinness World Record. Now, Lewis. Who do you think is last longer on SES who dares when? In a really weird way, I think it might be you.

I think I'd win me, like... Anyway, have you seen there's a big, dirty, smelly ginger p-going on I'm a celebrity? I have. That was so rude. That was unbelievably on Godfire. Vishano Ronaldo says 2026 World Cup will be his final major international tournament before retiring. No shit buddy. Boy, you know they're messy photos?

What photo? When you were at the Camp New? Yeah. You know that wasn't arranged? Apparently, he just rocked up and like, can I come in? And the security guard was, yeah. All right. And he just went in.

That's why all the lights and everything are off, because they didn't know he was coming. What? Okay. He just went to Barcelona. He wanted to go to see the stadium. That's weird, because he's been there before. Not the new one. How do you know?

He hasn't been to the new one. Oh. New Camp New. Can we start the pod? Welcome back to Backside I wait for Tom to get halfway through Really grumpy when he's like Yeah

He's gonna lose it halfway through This is why I don't like filming I don't like filming in the morning Keep your energy going Come on Tom We're literally 20 seconds in Hello guys Welcome

Depends how much Theo wants to test me today Welcome to Backside Well you want to be tested babe Okay Speaking of testing We have an amazing new segment Oh this will actually Cheam me up

My producer will he's by far the best producer we've ever had because he keeps coming up with really cool ideas like this. We are going to kick off every show from now and forever with Lewis attempting a Guinness World Record! Now, Lewis, we don't actually know what it is, though?

I've been told the first one. The first one? I don't know what it is either. I have been told. How do you know? No. No. genuinely, it's how many darts can you take to the body in one minute?

In one minute. And the darts have to stick to your skin. They have to stick in. Right, okay, man. Oh, he's done it, okay. Why are you so desperate to get your top of every... Look at it. Look at it's going to look this way.

What? You need new specs, bro. You really need... If you're going to be a Guinness World Record holder, you've got to get a new... Right, I can see a link on the screen. Please pick it, well, what we're doing? What's the Guinness World Record,

but none of us know what it is. Like, this week it is? Can we say the aim is, I will end up with what? one of these. Yeah, we want you to do this. I will put it up there.

No, no, surely we'll put up there. We cut back to this in a year and he hasn't got a single video. No, shoot it. We surely I'm good at something.

I said I wanted to you're not and stop calling me sure. Actually, it's a really good point. You may be, this is a great opportunity for you to discover a head in the talent. Keith's the wheel,

take it away. Thanks for 50K. So, Lewis, your first ever attempt is. Oh, I can see what it is. I've read the world record. For more sticky notes

stuck on the face in one. minute. Up here. And he has 60 to beat. To put on my own face? Yes. I can't have help.

No, you can't. Define face. Is it on head? Anywhere. I've done off my head's big enough. Where does the face end? Would you like to see some inspiration?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. See what we're working with. But surely you just take the whole thing in a step. Like, does your chin count? Does it have to be individually put on? Oh, neck count? What is this Indonesian Facebook? Oh my God.

That's kind of cool. Can you not just layer them on one after one after one? Oh my God. I don't think that's not on her face. Yeah, there was a neck at the start. Oh, mate. Put you not just to put them all on your forehead?

Well, look. No, they have to be individually seen. How do they, how does she discover this talent? Well, maybe you've got it in you, but. Right, okay. You're going to have to take the spectre. You need 61 to win.

Well, won't be able to see the north. You've got to take the top off the boat. You're going to have to take your spectra. Well, there's odds for the mess. Right. Okay. Well, can we ask how many is in a pack? absolutely no idea really also no because she had them on individually yeah that's what i'm saying

they're loose for her am i right and saying the rule is they have to come off the sticky pad and on my head the cowlick i'm the villain they have to come off the sticky pad loo and you've got stick them individually but you can go two hands yeah i'm going to two under i'm going to move that all the way i'm going to yeah do move the mic and just concentrate there's a slight caveat though though go on you have to keep them on your face for an hour afterwards so you're going to have do the whole podcast without your sticky nuts on your face.

Is that another world record? Yeah, it is. Otherwise, half of Guinness appears. It's not going to get it, isn't that?

Come on, go on, can I just say, through this, can I please have some backside support? Yeah, 100%.

If you take double-handed, you only need to do 30. Yeah, I was going to do 200. Yeah, so that's one every two seconds. Yeah.

Just don't, just, just, don't worry. They don't get bogged down in math. Will? Do your best. Yeah.

Well, does this count as an official attempt then? No. Yeah, it's on video. It's on video. It's on video. We'll have a timer. We'll make sure it does. Okay, well, then you can send footage in there.

I believe in. No, you don't. You can send video. Jesus, that's scared. Do you want a stopwatch on the screen? I'll do it on my phone. Come on, Lou. Where's my phone?

Oh, imagine you get one straight off the rip, by the way. Imagine you get a Guinness World Record first time. Yeah. Right. We'll rule this segment a little bit. No. No, you keep attempting every different one. Okay.

Louis Bowden Imagine you come away with 52 in a year Lewis Bowden you are about to attempt the most sticky notes

put on one person's face in one minute are you ready on your marks do you have to show to the camera the timer

no we'll put it one in post kind of like when Lance Armstrong did it to the moon wrong guy Neil

some of us in life are meant to fly and some are meant to crawl some of us Wait, which camera are you looking in? Some of us start in the dirt. Jesus.

Some of us start in the dirt and some of us start in the sky. No, I didn't get anyone to interrupt fucking Lance Armstrong when he was seeing one step of mankind, kind of dickhead. Wrong guy. He said, he said, Houston, we got a problem. That's Bob, Buzz Aldrin. I was going to say Bob Aldrin. Bob Bradley.

Right, fuck it. Let's do this shit. Yeah, that's better. Okay. Lewis Bowden, hands off the table. Come on, then, Lou. Villain, villain, villain, villain, villain. You need to turn into him to do this.

Okay, hands off the table, please, sir. On your marks, get set. Grapes. Go! And we're off. Oh, oh. Come on. Oh, my God, this is...

You've already put two on at one time on his right cheat. I've got... You can't put them on top of each other, mate. They've got to touch the skin. Guys, you see, the first one's got double. Yeah. That's falling off. What's, what's the blue?

Villan, villain, villain. How are you put, how are you put on? That is more fall off. What is that? 30 seconds, ladies of the gentlemen, it's 30 seconds. Fuck you out. Have you got a greasy forehead? Is that what's happening?

It's just so greasy. Like, there's more on the floor than your face. Honestly, how... I don't think it's facial hair. How are they actually falling off at this rate? Oh, look, you got 15 seconds already. You got this. You got to start with less.

You've got this. You've also got this. You've always three on my list. Top right. Top right. Yeah, top right. You've only got about three left. That's about 60.

Three, two, one. Incredible, mate. How many again? Well, you know, you just count them. You might have done it. Yeah. Don't win our. Yeah.

Oh, they're four. Oh, no. Oh. Oh. Fucking else. We'll see how many you've got at the end of the show after an hour. It's hard to grip them, man. For it and gripping, man.

Fucking gripping and ribbon? Oh, well, four is four. Oh my God, the glasses. For context, for audio listeners, Lewis is now covered in post-it notes. For context, he failed. And they keep forward. We don't know. We haven't counted yet.

And they keep... How can you confidently see how feel? You got pink sideburn. Well, half of them all even stuck to your face. Yeah, well, the other half are, and there's a fucking ton, man. Does anyone here actually have against World Record? No. You were part of one?

Yeah, I'll do, actually. Yeah, most televised viewers for charity live stream. Yeah, that's true. So I'm a charioter match. I'm not sure you can actually, no. You're a part of it? Yeah, you're a big part of it, actually. I feel like I was part of something with hashtag as well.

All right. I don't have a thing, though. Oh, no, I actually do. Do you actually? Most thrilled those suck in 66. Second. I shoved up my arm. You have that.

Okay. Well, the first thing he said to me today is I walked in. What? He went, $220 pound. Oh my God. About his jumper. Didn't say that.

I went, Othia, you had a good day, mate. He went, 220 pound. Over and every. Gucci belt. A knitted Christmas present. That's not knitted.

That's not knitted that. How did I make it then? It's made in England. No. How did you know? Because I bought it off. Well, my Christmas. I bought it from England

I bought another top from that place So if we looked at your tag on the back there It's going to say made in England Because it says where it's from Yeah Can someone please clarify this I put my bets on Indonesia I won

Yeah Oh no It doesn't say anything It just says It just says 220 pound He wrote it on himself Made in the United Kingdom Oh there you go

Fair enough No Some grannie's mate Made in the United Kingdom. The Korea Republic. Career Republic. Oh, that way, man. Fucking hell.

Wait, 100% lamb. Wall. Lamb's wool. You've killed a lamb for that. I couldn't kill a lamb. Can you imagine killing a lamb? Jesus Christ. No.

What's your actual story? Oh, Tom on the phone. Do you know what happened again? Arthur TV's fucking aura has gone up again. We discussed this on stream. I know, but it's happened again. He's farming too much aura. All right, all right.

He sorted us out with a table at Albert Schloss again. You're the most hench judge over the team, you're so unrelatable. I'm fucking Judge Dredd, baby. She's not? Do you know who Dread is? Judge Dredd? No, dread's that guy with like a 12-inch cock, the pawn store.

Okay, well, I'm starting to know him. D-R-E-D-D. It's a certain point where your penis is too big. You know what I mean? I don't think you need to worry about that, man. I'm not going to hit that. This is too fucking beat this Have you seen the mountain

on his last? Do? Have you seen the mountain and his last? He might not have a big... Why is that one wobbling? Can you please type in? Can you please type in? Mountain and girlfriend?

You mean Thor? He might not have a big cop? Mate, look at the size difference here. It's fucking crazy. Oh no, he's a big person but he might not have a big cough. It might look small but it will be still big.

Holy fuck. You know what I mean? I really... He might have a... One meter, 52, two meters. is six, why didn't put it like that? It's like when Shaq had that girlfriend as well. He was like 4 foot 10 and he's like 9 million foot and 12, 30 inches.

Gucci belt. Gucci belt. Right, should we do it, boys? Yeah. I put the kit on. Anything that we can. I was with you. I thought we were doing a little roundup, don't we?

Yeah, we haven't really spoken about much. I got shut down instantly. Oh, we went to a birthday party. Oh, birthday party. What birthday party? You got here? Not me when it's shut down. Sabina's

Oh my God On delay 400 ping Right Welcome back to Courtside I haven't done Well you weren't really following it up were you You didn't even remember whose it was

He shut me down instantly I went for a mixed grill Saturday We talked about this last week That's what you did last week as well God we all do I don't do for I'm gonna start doing it

I was a vibe here beforehand You know What do you want to talk about I'm sorry, all you ever want to talk about is money and how rich you are. It's just not the truth at all. There was a vibe before you arrived, actually. Oh. Oh, no, back it up.

Case one. No, no. The trial of Gary. Yeah, yeah, let's do this. We were all big in each other up in Tesco's, weren't we? I said, you're a great guy. I'm the jury. I can't speak.

You would dress as a gnome or whatever you're dressed as a gnome or whatever you're dressed as. And there was a great positive vibe. So when I walked in, why didn't you say that to me? I did. No, you didn't, you went 200 pound 220, sorry No, go on You're not giving a good argument

I was trying to big you up When you came in as well How? Oh, look back to the shoot And everything Yeah, and then And then we had a good chat And I told you my ideas

That I come up with last night And then I tried to say in song On the show And instantly shut down Oh no Anyway, go on Do you feel aggrieved, sir? Al Jaze's ignoring me

No, no, no, no, wait, right How would you like to resolve This Theo as an adult? You need them? You're not going to break record. Lou, what the fuck are you doing? I'm not called Lou.

I'm the jury. Theo. I'm anonymous. The pink man. No, we need, let's be adults. How would you like to resolve this? Come on. Bring the vibe up.

How do you want me to do that? Currently your vibes actually. Yeah. Do you don't think you're soaking and bringing it down as Bill? It's a bit upset. It's all your vibes. The words. Yeah, we understand.

We'll, we understand. Give me a song. Sing a song, then. I would like, as the jury, I would like to see a song. Not in court yet. Hands up, if you're like to see yourself. I could be so lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky. I could be so lucky in love.

I could be so lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky. I could be so lucky in love. Woo-hoo! That's sick! Yeah! You sing that song? I don't know. Gangnam star.

Is it Karni or? Yeah. George Michael. George Michael, Daniel Beddingfield. All right, lad Welcome back to Courtside Case 1, who wants to read it out? Go on Lou.

I can't read it, I'm only whacking the hammer. I don't worry, I can read, man. He's got half an eye. All right, lads up the backside. So I've been going out with my missus for one year now and it's Belton. Belton, fucking hell, guilty. But she's recently told me she wants to piss on me.

I'm up for anything and feel like in a healthy relationship, you should be able to try things and love and trust. The problem is her piss stinks. How do I tell her this before we go ahead? Well, everyone's pissed stinks. I've been trying to get her to drink more water

and put an electrolyte. But running out ideas and still concerned about her putrid root. Oh. Very descriptive. Okay, I think I'm good for this one, mate. You haven't been pissed on? You've had this experience?

I've never been pissed on, but I'd fucking do it. Okay, then. I think you should do it. But if it is really, she sounds, she sounds severely dehydrated. I don't think there's anything wrong in saying that Bab, I think you need to drink more water or be more hydrated. And then it's good for it. Especially if you want me to piss on you.

Yeah, but no, you're not pissing on anymore. No, yeah. Well, I feel like if she's pissed on me, I'm going to piss on her. I think you could, I think you could frame it. Like, look, I'm happy to do it. You know what I mean? if we're going to do this quite serious thing, you know what I mean? It's a bit fucking stinky winky.

Surely every time she goes for a wee, though, it just smells. What's the fun about pissing on each other? I don't know. I don't get it. I don't know. Is that not what squirt is? I really don't know. Squirt.

I actually, does that's a bit more... I'm an impartial judge. Yeah, squirting comes from the same area, I believe. Is it not wee? I don't think it's actually we. Can I see it? Honestly, genuinely. What?

One of the most amazing body parts on the human anatomy. No, go on. Is the female vagina. Oh. Wow. In a male opinion that it is fucking in. How do you know you've never seen one? It cleans itself.

Explain? Who's told you that? I'm sure. It's like, it releases like, it releases fluids and cleans itself. It has multiple holes. Yeah. Two, maybe three I must admit

I didn't realize women had multiple holes till like three years ago I've never seen the second or It actually is the second or They don't see the wee holes It's like further up And it's smaller isn't it

Have you ever seen it? Have you ever seen it? You can't see it Allegedly there Oh my God It don't exist like It's a bit like You can't come away with no sticky notes

By the end of the air bro Please look after them It's a bit like the clip I think that's an urban myth You've never seen a clip That doesn't. Has it not blown your mind that like, genuinely, has anyone ever... Are we all pretending like there's actually a click?

There's noise there. Like, because we can see our piss all. Why are you still on that? It's blown my mind that like no one's ever fucking seen it. Have you seen what happened? Yeah, no, he's like a turtle head where he goes in. Does it go out? And then...

This is what I mean? Where the fuck is it? Did it drip down the fanny? What? It squirts... Oh, why? You know what I mean? No, we actually...

Will. Like a dick? Will, are you all? Fuck here to schedule like a sex educational person and come in one time and teach us about the female vaginas. Is it come out like a twilly? Joking a thigh.

And like, how do I like pleasure it in that? I'd never see it. I have little to know knowledge about vaginas. There's like 11, like all these like the flaps and crevices and do you remember we had oysters together? We basically ate pussy together. Oh, we're pussy brothers. Oh, stop saying the P-word.

Pussy brothers. Yeah, you know, my God. I hate the P-word. Don't you say to Dodie. I'm fucking his pussy good. It's going to duck a dussy. No, that's awful. Do you know what I heard of you?

I can't remember what clip it was, but they were talking something similar to this. And it was like, I think an American, American said someone like, yeah, the British accent sounds good until someone's fucking you're going, yeah,

you like this Willie, don't you? Do you want this Willie in your pussy? Oh, God. Why don't you like that word? It's not about it. Clunch? Do you enjoy?

I don't mind clunge or minge. That's fine. Do you enjoy the clitoris? I love it, love it Never wonder what it would feel like Love it, it's great, great vibe Having a clit To have a clitoris

Well, you do They don't exist, mate It's an urban me It's an urban me I don't think I was this in our ass As well I think that was made up To try and like

Who the hell told you Your clit was in your ass Those your G's foot's in your ass I think someone made That was a prank And it stuck me Yeah, right Do I mean

Like I reckon there was I reckon there was someone That's my horse mate I've got to fall in for I think it's like there was a guy you're out with your maybe you're out with your game A

and like he wants to give it a go but did you know your G spots in your heart Never found it No I've known anyone I've experienced it No It is so that and the girl piss all Definitely not No never

It's on fraud watch both them then Both of them The male G spot is on fraud war Male G spot and the girl piss And the female vagina And the clip Fraud Watch Yeah because they don't exist

So answering question Yeah, piss on her. Yeah, but drink more water. On the snow, have you ever, have you ever known of anyone getting pegged? No. Oh, yeah. Yes.

Go on. Everyone convinced Meg to do that, but it never went. Oh, shut up, mate. Tell him. What? Yeah, I get pegged every Saturday at 7 p.m. on the dock. Wait, when you say, okay, everyone convinced. So who is everyone?

Oh, they're just... No, I think it's just a girl group on a night out of being like, oh, let a peg you, let a peg you. It's not wrong with it? No, no, I didn't say there was. Why are you making that one? I think there's a few things wrong with it personally. I don't want a plastic cock.

No, it's not something I do, but there's anything wrong with it. I'll take part. I can understand a real one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I can understand a real one because you might like a real cock. But like, if you're going to put a cock in your ass, make sure it's made out of meat. It's getting paid by your misses, gay?

No. No. I think, isn't it? I think you just like being dominated. So how many times have you... A female finger up your ass isn't gay, but then again, a dill, yeah, maybe... Charlie's, um... We're really trying to solve the world of mysteries here, guys.

Brank in your mouth, was he... What guy, oh, I was gonna say, you know, a witch who wanted to peg the boyfriend, and used to peg the boyfriend. A witch? A witch? Charlie. Yeah, she was a witch. Charlie.

I'm not even joking, like, she practiced witchcraft. Charlie. No. Wait, what? Charlie. You knew a witch... Sorry, sorry. I promise you she practiced witchcraft

And these people are your friends No, not my friends I knew her, I was not friends You went to school with the witch I knew other and she was a witch What's her name? She used to, like if you watch a horror film She would sprinkle salt around the living room

Meldron Hubble I never knew witches were still about It was the main thing Yeah, there's a lot You know, mate, you know You haven't lived here But I got the, yeah But I guess part of witchcraft is pegging your boyfriend

As well, I just wouldn't want I wouldn't think that's in like The Book of Spells or anything I really want I'm not, I've never had it confirmed by anyone, but there were rumours going around one of my friendship groups that one of the girls like slipped up in a night out being like, oh yeah, fucking sometimes. What's going on right now?

I don't know. What does that mean? She sometimes what? Practice witchcraft. Who is it? We don't know. What's the ultimate? But this is the tricky part.

It got back to us that a girl slipped up that she pegs one of the lads, but we don't know which girl. Please tell me you were all in the same circle at the same time. Yeah. So one of you is lying. Oh, 100%. Oh, that's amazing. He's got him with a dildo in his ass.

Yeah. The guy being bent over. What was that? But the thing is, like, I... Wow. Then no, it's not me, because I'd fucking just... are you? Yeah,

and I've already been fucked up the ass. So would you would you be open to that then? No. No. I don't even look a finger at one off. No,

like, right, okay, that night, that night I don't want to go there. See you're in Tenerife and you're really drunk

and you're with your girlfriend. Would you then be open to it then? No. So you're more open to say it. This is what I've tried to explain to everyone. Specifically in that location. I could quite happily suck your cock

for 12 hours and no I'm not gay. And I don't want, I don't want to have sex with this. We do it. Yep. That's the next world record, Lou, but we're touching on that. So, yeah. Because it's case number two.

I was enjoying it. No, we're in the middle of saying. I was, you talking about something? All I've had is we'll go move on. I don't give a fuck. I'm going to enjoy this. This is what people tune in for. This is literally what they was.

Bride. What's the fucking podcast name, Theo? Yeah. Backside. What are we talking about? I was sought. I was soft by the time of Peggin. Yeah.

So, like, I actually don't. enjoy a finger at my so I definitely wouldn't like a cock up my arm. What about it being lickler? Yeah, unreal.

The seventh one, eight hundred of the world. Eighth one of the world. That's a lot. I think Gary Barlow wrote that. Right. Sorry,

Will. Sorry, sorry of being entertaining. Oh, yeah, look at him. He's taking the brunt again. Oh,

you've killed the moment. Again. Yeah, read it out then, man. Come on, link it back. Read it out.

Are you going to, do you reckon you'll be like this your your old life? Oh, a clip come up on my TikTok earlier, have you crying? That's nice. No, it was actually, it made me feel a bit sad. Like, it was actually quite sad.

What was it about? I can't believe you let, I like, I can't believe you were like. Allowed it out is what you were going to. Yeah, I would never die. He shows emotion. That's a man showing them. No, I know. There's no problem with that.

But me personally, I'd have gone, that cannot go out. You know, what's wrong? You know, you're not fair to that. Yeah, definitely. Oh. No, no, it's not. No, it's not to comfort your friend. I didn't bring it up

I'd be embarrassed I would be embarrassed I'm sorry I feel like that comes across it really badly I mean I did it I apologize

I mean it is a compliment in a roundabout way I couldn't do that You can deal with that You just dig it in this move No no no Move on

He says that he couldn't deal with that level of vulnerability of him online That's what he's implying It's not bad on you No one said a bad word What About that clip

No I know that's my proof you'd be fine if it did come out there will be no judgment or embarrassment to have I'd hold... Shouldn't cry baby I'm sorry

I thought me to laugh at him I just didn't expect that I don't agree with him I don't agree with that but I just did that was so rude that was unbelievably on God

I'm sorry I'm not on his I want to be clear I'm not on his side that is out of order sometimes the internal thoughts come out do you want to read it

mate come on make yourself feel better that was so nasty that was so nasty for nor is it I should choke fucking hell can we not

take the piece out of each other no all right sorry he's already he's not feeling vulnerable today why is he feeling I can't read it

because he was he had a sad fears on I am I'm actually in a great mood until obviously I apologize I apologize that was out of all the day you big baby someone read it out it can't be him again

no it's the judge you're the judge I can't read it out you're the judge case two hey lads my mate is a senior city banker in his 20s so flying high in his work but getting a bit bored of it and the morality of it doesn't feel good for him

the morality I think he thinks it's immoral Yeah, I understand what morality means He always wanted to be a historical re-enactment performer But his friends and family don't think it's a good idea I really want to be supportive of him But he's pretty all or nothing So feels like he'd feel like if he'd do it

He's all in Just don't want him turning up to post-work drinks in chain mail Is this cute? What do you think I should do? If you weren't content creators, What would you be? That's the question at the end of that. I knew someone used to do like,

I knew sort of used to do like the war re-enactments and that. He was rich as fuck. You had like the fanciest, like, student accommodation about and he just go out, like, shooting pretend guns and that. Say what? Shooting accommodation? Yeah, so was at uni. But he had like some posh fucking set up like.

I'd still be doing my old job, sales, dental sales. Boring, but... I'd be a PE teacher. Would you? Is that what? Is that what the dream was before? But they don't hire. Everyone wants a dream.

Oh, but yeah, but would you not be on to bigger things than a PE teacher at the moment? I went to you to have a PE teacher. Oh, did you? Yeah. Oh, nice. I wanted to be a coach driver when I was really young. Yeah. I wanted to be a spit.

I'd go back into a business. A space. A space, man. Oh, an astrophysicist, but I wasn't smart enough. You could go back and learn it. Spears. Can't go back and learn being an astronaut. Could you?

Oh, my God. If you see there's a hole in the sun. What? There's a massive hole in the sun. Fuck off. Sweat to God. How did you know? I've seen it earlier somewhere.

That's brought in the sky. You see, you see that like... It's a baby's face. You see that meteor's like definitely in a spearship as well. Oh! Yeah, look. I don't think it's really going to affect us in any way, but... Whoa.

Yeah, a giant hole bigger than 60 Earths. That's pretty fucking big. That kind of looks like... That's not fucking that good, that's like. That kind of looks like a baby. Oh, we're fine. Well, come on, we use a news round of our source there. What's five hours ago?

I mean, he wasn't going to have the hard hit in facts if we're going to all die or not. News round was class. No, it's not going to affect us. It's not a bad thing. Could be. It's just a massive hole. No, that Atlas, that three-year Atlas, it's called. It's like interstellar object.

It's only our third ever detected interstellar object. And there's like a science cold. He's got a point. And he thinks it's a speed. What about the one? new detective last three. The balloon. By the way,

the plastic bag. On that, yeah, yeah, you're about hold that because I have Neil de Gras Tyson,

uh, he sent me a message. Fuck on. No, he didn't. It said, cameo it. No, he said,

if you'd like to speak to Neil, please email. No, he sent me a message. There's a lot of that or going around about it. No,

that's someone who's sending. The thing about that is. Why have you got to go into message requests to find Neil deGrasse Tyson. Oh, fucking, he sent me a message,

man. I don't think it's the real one then Fuck, I've lost you got zero followers Oh, fuck, I've lost it Okay Well, basically you're saying It is a UFO Right

Okay Well, by definition It doesn't come as good at my mouth But anyways Would it not be, do you reckon In the comments as well I got backed hard on that No, you didn't

I read some of the comments And they were all saying It's a plastic bag They all said it's balloon Yeah, balloon Wasn't a helicopter We said a balloon After the show ended

What? Wasn't helicopter a plane Like you did No, no But when the show Ended you You knew We had that conversation

We said When we had a bit When we stopped recording and you dropped the act, you went, funny that. I'm fucking plastic. I actually said, it is, by default, a UFO. You literally said, yeah, because you can't identify. Exactly. Yes, I know.

That isn't true. That is true. Right. So, you're not clever, mate. No, I understand that. I understand that. So just because I can't identify something. So it's a UFO.

But what if someone else can? Yeah. That's, it's a UFO. No, to you it is. I wish I had this nilded a graph. On a micro scale. You're up so hard right now, my G. Is it a UFO because you can't actually say what it is?

Yes. Yeah. But for him it would be, but for someone that broke out what it is, it's not UFO. But no one could have that was a hat. If I didn't know that was a hat and you three all sat here and Theo just threw it and I went, well, I don't know what the fuck it is. But you three know it's a hat. But you do know what's a hat, Tom.

I don't know. I'm saying, let's say I'm like, ah, I like that. You wouldn't be able to recognise a hat if it was on video and you were looking at it in theater. I think it was on video and you're like this. You don't yourself look silly now, Tom. Mogged. What the fuck was his question? He was asking what we were all going to do

if we were on a YouTuber. We'd answer that then. Keep doing your where you'd be producing this show but we wouldn't be here. Yeah. So what would I do? No,

you'd still be on the last lap. Oh yeah, baby. No, you'd be in Bahrain fighting people, wouldn't you? What did you say? You'd be. Pee teacher. That's a squeaky.

I said, I'd probably go back into medicine. Back? I mean, that's what I left from, yeah. Is that you used to do? Sports medicine, wouldn't it? No, sports science was at the uni. But you weren't in medicine, man.

But long term, it's going to be becoming a doctor. But you can't see it. You can't see I'll go back into medicine. That's like me saying, I'm going to go back into being a footballer. Yeah. Reeve, you know what my do was? No, that, no. My degree was sports development and coaching sciences.

Yeah. He's not a father of manager. I'll go back into science. something. It is a science. Oh, shut up. But you can't say I'm going to go back. Oh, please.

Come on. All right. You can't say I'm going to go back into fucking being a doctor. Yeah. No, I'd go back into becoming a doctor. No, that's not what you said. That's not what you said. I'd go back into medicine.

I said you weren't previously practicing. All right. Oh, fucking Walter White. Anyway, that's what I'd do. What did you say? No, I'll just do the same job I was in before. Just waste. away.

Rotting. Dick. Right. Anyway, have you seen there's a big dirty, smelly ginger bastard going

on an celebrity? I have. And he confused the world by saying he took a random flight. No one would have guessed it, but no one would have guessed it, but no one would have guessed it.

Yeah, he's going to see his speech. He's going to do really well. When he got off the plane. Yeah, it was pretty funny. Is he, um...

Talking about angry, angry Ginge, by the way. Yeah, is Ginge, like, scared of stuff? Or don't know? I don't think so.

Surely everyone's scared about that. I don't think anyone wants to have a smile on you. The helmet one. Oh, yeah. I will say, though, the challenges these days, they fucking watered them down a bit from like the old days. They're way more like... They're horrible.

They don't get much on them now. They have to, though, because of, like, fucking animal rights. Oh, and it was, yeah, and it was definitely fucked before. They are like cockroaches in your nose and that. But like, they are way more like... They are pretty fucking cave now. Fatima and Whitbury? Yeah.

Yeah, it was in their hair, aren't it? Oh, totally. It went in a rear? It's up a nose as well, isn't it? I didn't watch that one. They are a lot more tape. It'd still be fucking shit to do, like. Do you tend to watch that I'm a celebrity all the way through?

I watch it. Oh, you do? No. It's the only show I watch it on and off. I just don't know. I might watch it for Ginge, to be fair. Yeah, other than Ginge and, like, yeah, definitely, definitely just for Ginge. I think you can win.

Not Kelly Brut. Who? Who? Who? Who's that? It does, it sort of does me head in how they all just get along, though. It's like, fucking, let's have them. I liked it when there was two different camps, so they had close of friendships, and he would

No, they always end up in the same one within like a few days and they're all become mates. It used to be like, you were the reason they have. There has never ever been an enormous ledway all the way through. They're too different. No, no, it was for a longer period of time. It's still like over a week that they're. I've never seen that one then.

It's a tease. You're talking shit. Brother, it is. Talking shit. Get mugged. I do think that Vogue Williams, I think could be a bit feisty. And I think Jack Osborne might be. I didn't really, I didn't even recognize.

I think they line up pretty good. on the pick Jack Osborne on the picture as Oz's kid right yeah yeah but he looks so different to like back in the day when they had the Osborne he's the one who's uh I think he's hilarious he's like the uh I haven't seen celebrity how do I describe him

it'll be it'll be sound for like Jinge because he has his mate in there as well like him and he's just going to sit there and have fun together a little bit I kind of don't like that I do think these should be on yeah and also they have like two EastEnders people in there there's a lot of like mates are in there

It should be like complete string Who's Ruby Wax? I don't know. Who do you think it's going to win? Ginge. Yeah, Ginge. He's not the... Or Martin Kemp could win it, too.

I think Martin Kemp could win it, yeah. Yeah, he'll have like the older person for, but like, people who don't know Ginge, you'll be like, oh, he's really normal and can he, that's what... But they've already... ITV have already been exposed to him, then, I'm there, because of the Soccer Aid. Like, some of this audience will have already seen him in Socorade, so they'd be a bit familiar. Yeah.

What will you... He'll win, like... When are you getting on, Theo? I hate it. You know, you'd be great at it because you were really brave and we did it before? I'd say yes to it,

but I hate it. What TV show would you do? I'm a slob? He just said. You said that? He'd say, yeah. Oh no, but I mean, like preferentially, if you were given every single TV show

across the board, which one would you choose? SES who does wins? I was thinking about as well. That would be fucking class. I'd love to do that. That'll be a complete beast mode. SAS, who does wins if you're watching?

Yours would be like a quiz show, wouldn't it? Yeah. What about race around the world? Question of sport. Oh, no. That's still around? Yeah.

What's the race around? Oh, I know. No, no, I know what I want to do, actually. And now we're going to drag-grey. All right. I put those off because there's a bit said slob and that, those obvious ones. What the hell? What the fuck was that sentence?

I want to be on the hunters. Do you know how in the, the, like, yeah, the police check? Oh, I'll be out of great idea. How long are you hunted for, though? For ages, like. No, I'm as in, like, officially on the show. Fucking ages. It's real as well.

You, but what's the time frame? No, I'll be still beast mode I just, I just come in some trees, me or catch a predator Do I get a cat? You've already been on that? No, do you're getting caught. We should do race around the world

I don't know what that is. Our own version. Is it called that? It is called that, I think. The BBC one. Oh, yeah. So, shepherds do you think one of us will ever go on to a show like that?

It's watching his life is incredible. Have you ever used a computer before? Race across the world. I would say possibly Theo. I can see Lou just going on a random TV show. It would have to be a law. I actually got invited onto a show. Go on.

Either day, but due to the secrecy and NDA of it, they couldn't tell me what show it was. But all they could say is it's going to be on a major streaming platform. YouTube. And you need to be single. Oh. And I went, deal. Would you go on Love Island?

Yeah, I'd just go for the... Oh, okay. I'd just go for the zip line. You're not seeing that video, okay. What? You and John, get it. Yeah, I had a few years ago, this woman kept asking me for Love Island. I was like, that is one I couldn't do.

You on Love Island would be so funny. Yeah, I just couldn't do that. Did they invite Chris or Ethan as well, or something? Did they? Back in the day, allegedly. There's Parsons, apparently, last year. Charlie Parsons fucking in the boxing

why he sucks boxes off sorry Parsons no yeah they invited him on he was like you wouldn't go on naked attraction no more mate

no a lad from my school did though and he got picked he had a massive cock I literally had no oh you would if you that's the only he used to be a grime

emce at school he'd make him like bit mean we'd make him like rap and everyone would like stand around like jokingly saying yeggs good man yeah sick man actually we're laughing at him but he had a big penis so he got on making a distraction well once a bully always a bully am I right no he was a big lad like he've yeah well he had a big penis and speaking of no but then he went on got picked that went to the day and got stood up

oh sorry well tried Yeah, right. Hey, we should do a backside special of SAS who dares wins? What have I done now? Yeah, I'd love that. Who do you think's last longer on SES who dares wins? Not me. Doesn't it depend on the challenges a little bit?

No, you just got to keep going, in it? What about your knee? Yeah, fair enough, yeah, I go. Nah, I'll be fine. In a really weird way, I think it might be you. I think I'd win me, like. You know when they put you in the room at the end? Yeah.

And like the stress. I think I think they wouldn't want to interrogate me I'll be scared of it I mean imagine out there they take the bag off and they realise the villains there You know one bit you'd struggle with those when they bring you room for interrogation

and you have to open up That's so that's easy Yeah that's fucking Is it? No people always end up crying and shit That's kind of the point though isn't it Don't it I'll be fine with that

I think I got that I think that I got that shit on lockdown And I'm basically David Goggins at this point. I'm David Morgans. You forgot your brand there. I actually think that would be really interesting to see he would do the best out. I'd love to go.

I think that's the worst. I love how he's excluded himself. Almost. Did you do it? I'd love to do it. Yes, yes. You'd be so like, Namaste on it, I feel.

Like, you'd just be like breeze through the challenges. You'd get in the room and like meditate and just be the king at it. Oh my God. What is this reverse psychology? He'd be flirts. fucking hell, get out his ass. Do you not imagine that, though? Oh, God, you'd be so...

Oh, my God, you'd be so fucking good at it. I'd just go back this off and become a Navy SEAL. You would know. I can just imagine you going into the room all wet, stripping your clothes off. Yeah. And just... I've got a theory that you wouldn't be able to survive

because you used to all your electrolytes and, like, fucking like, supplements and shit. You allow water. Yeah, you get, no, you get, you get, yourself all fueled up and get a carbloaded and shit. What? You're too worried

about little niggly injury. You just got a fucking I don't have you get road like you need normally check your watches on your fucking breath. Also you can't tell time. What?

When they say beer at 14, 600 hours. Six hundred hours. I just, when I see people leaving I'll be like, oh, time to go.

Yes, great point actually. Yeah, with a load of other people. They're looking for leadership. They're looking for leaders. Yeah. Don't just say it. That time.

Are you going to be a follower? I'd be a league. I think the, I think the, like, the, whatever they are, the former SCS people who run it would fucking, like, staff. The staff would get on you, like, try it, pin him down. Fuck is fox you going to do to me, mate? You don't even know who that is, do you?

Yeah, he's the one who's got to be. Do you think you'd handle all that bit? Are we fine? The non-physical side. Yeah, it'd be fine. They're not allowed to touch. Yeah, I feel like you're saying it'll be fine now. I feel like you wouldn't be fine.

I don't know for sure if I'd be able to hand it off. I feel that everyone's sit here when you're in a cozy room and you'd be like, yeah, that's fucking easy that. Then once you're actually doing it and you're in a bit of shit and tired. I see you losing your head definitely.

You lose your head about fucking chow. It's just like a coach telling you, yelling at you though, isn't it? No, it's not. I'd be fine with that. I mean,

it's not. I've been more under more duress on pitch side when I've said something stupid than that what they're going to put me under. I'd struggle most probably the lack of sleep. Yeah. God, yeah. Oh,

fuck, no. You got to get off on at two and then go back to bed at four. X-S, who dares win? No. And keeping the dry and wet clothes separate.

Absolutely not. Don't like, and when they're fucking having a whinge at me if I'm tired, no. Oh, do you have to like

keep your fucking bed tight? I will hand my badge in. Yeah, everything needs to be like reddish. That's where I'm getting fucked up. You haven't,

no, it's a creak in the style series, isn't it? You have to be like in the arm. You will never see anyone hand their badging than me. Ring the bill.

Have it. Now, when they do the mullin bit as well, that would be class. What's that? I haven't seen that. It's basically, it's not boxing. You just have to punch each other and you're not allowed to defend yourself. Oh, they do like men and women together as well. They do with Bellew on it.

Yeah. Horny. Well, Dini rocked fucking Conner Ben. I do. You see it? He did rock him. He did rock him. He did actually hit him.

He did he rocked him. He got him fucking Bismo, like. You're speaking riddles? Such a fucking sound. Oh, he did he. Oh, man. He did he got, if he is to. be fair, like literally double his way.

Yeah. But Conradman, are we here to just... And he's not allowed to... Yeah, he's not allowed to defend yourself. It has to be constant punches. They do it in the actual... Where? And what... They do it in the Paris and that face, everything.

Yeah. It's actually quite... If you watch the parrars do it, it's proper intense because they get like a ring around and like... That's horrible. No, it's about tough giving up. The Conner Ben... Very nice.

The Ben Dini one. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. But when you say that is where I start worrying for you. Where you're like... I just said that's horrible. Nah, it's all right, to be fair. you would like to just sit there and get him punched in the face.

You're going to be all here, though. It's about, it's about, like, resilience. Would you like it? I would, I feel like I'd get off on a bit of the excitement of it. It would be quite exciting. Oh, he's just, I'm just reading it. I'm not meant to be something you like it. Like, it would be way worse if you can only hit each of.

He does like it. Getting me in the head, actually, isn't that bad. It's like, if you get hit in the stomach, that'd be shit. Yeah. But like, or getting the leg kicks, it would be shit. But in the face, when you have the head guards as well, It just feels like You got a headguard on

Well, on the show they do In real life they go In real, in the past They won't They'll get full on fucking Smacked up It's Beast mode I guess we're gonna have to do a video

Yeah And then we And then also freaking all mull each other Backside SAS 2 Des Wids I have a question I am a man This is mainly for you actually Would you give up

Sources Right? Hear me out Horses Like sauces Like ketchup Yeah Et cetera

Would you give up Sources for the rest of your life, you can't have it on anything, any type of sauce, on any food for half a million pounds. No, no. I don't think that half a million pounds is going to be a rest of your life.

Mm-hmm. No. I think you're only taking that if you're financially in a bit of, like, issue at the moment. Like, you just got plain chicken, plain rice. No, you can season it. Any of rub? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, you can't have rub, but no. You can't have, like, everything's dry forever. Yeah, it's just spaghetti and meat. So like a cheeseburger. I'm not tiering it. It's ketchup less and stuff like that. No cheese sauce, any macaroni cheese?

Yeah, I ain't tiering it. No, polonaise. No. No, that's the sauce. I ain't eat, wouldn't it? Like, tomato. Any sauce? No, that's not worth it for the rest of your life.

You couldn't have a pizza. You couldn't have a pizza? You couldn't have a pizza? Just cheese bread. Yeah. Really silly. If that was your life, can you eat.

What's the most desirable thing you can think of to eat? With sauce? Without sauce. A sauce. A burger without a sauce. Burger without a sauce. If you get proper. melted cheese.

You can have cheese, yeah. Schnitzel. You can have steak without a sauce. Yeah? Yeah, a good steak. Oh, yeah. It's beastie boy. We just have a shatterbring out

every day for the rest of life because now we've got half a million quid. Yeah, you could. Why you have to like, why you don't have half a million quid? No. Oh, 220 pounds.

Can I have fish, fish with that sauce. Fish goes fine with that sauce. Yes. That's fucking horny. What's going on? Yeah, you could probably get away with it, to be fair. Is anybody else, horny?

Put your hand on the... But if you accidentally eat the sauce, you lose the 500 grand. You die. Oh, that's a... Yeah, no, no, no, no, no. Is this got a sauce? Wherever you are in the world, as soon as the sauce touches your tongue,

your whole family appearing in front of you, they get executed on by one. I'm not picking that risk then. Imagine your mate does it as banter when you're asleep. Ha-ha, you didn't... And they don't know what's going. Popin in your mouth. Comes in your mouth.

It's cum source. Comsoul? Yes. Have you ever had it? And you're still taking the deal? Nah. Condomin. Should speak about the world's biggest...

Comstoment. Right, let's talk about Lewis Bowden. This is really... Man with world's biggest movie. What, lads? Will, why have you had to put this in, man? Man with world's biggest will. He says women are scared of his massive member.

Lads, that's not make a big deal of it. Lewis Bowden is reported to have the world's biggest willy. at 14 and a half inches Fuck me, that's so Size is record break in manhood brings floods of female attention and wild assumptions Lewis said

Lots of women You read it, Lewis said Lots of women get very scared When they see the size of my hog They assume it's going to be impossible To make things work Or be too painful to enjoy They're right

It is too painful That is too big, you know Mate, imagine this is deaf You're that flaccid or hard I'll live with it It's flaccid It's flaccid Is it?

Mate, in 2024, he was asked to leave a yoga class because a pose made his outline very obvious. You've got to feel sorry. Is he wearing yoga pants? What's right? Do you want to feed a four? Are you got a photo of it? A penis the size of your leg.

Mate, it's bigger than a ruler. Why don't that look realistic? Oh, yeah. The early 2000s punk rock, mate. That's actually. Those are your legs? That's actually him. That's actually him. That's actually the real guy.

Those are actually your legs. Oh, that's actually him just with Theo's face. Oh, no fucking way. Is it fake? Is it like real? Yeah, yeah, follows, foes. Pause. God, I'm horny.

No, I want to actually see it. That's not him, is it? I need to see it in the flesh. I need to be sure. It is him. Get it out. Get it out. Sorry, guys.

Sorry, guys. They're not hurt all the time. How did it hurt? Show me it. The tire up to run. Have you got a company child block on fucking pictures? Mate, how does he go for your arinal? If he went to use a urinal, it would just be in the urinal.

By the way, yeah, it's 36 meters long, mate. Would he be genuinely, so if that was erect, would he be able to wank? He's going to have to be like this? It's not that big, mate. Your arm would get achy, me. I would imagine.

It's not, 14 inches is not that big. How long is his foreskin? Wait, I would... He's probably circumcised if he's American. So he has to do this? I would imagine, right? Recently, while showering at home,

his genitalia obstructed his vision. So he failed to notice leftover shower gel in the bathtub slipped and fractured his hand. He got in the way of his eyesight. I would imagine when a cock's that... When it gets hard. First of all, it probably won't get fully hard

because not enough blood can get it out. You're more light-headed? And even if it does go hard, it probably won't grow. that much. So he still have to, he can double,

you'll be double-handed. Oh, you got a random on a fucking plane. Have you ever double-handed wank yourself from? No.

No. Yeah, I feel like that's kind of like with big cock. No, it's kind of like, it would be like

putting a finger up your ass whilst wanking. Two hands? Yeah. You don't treat yourself for two arms. Like,

you don't do that. You don't have the surface area. I could make it to work. I've got very small hands. When you say two hands, technically two hands. Technically two hands Yeah

Did we feel sorry I was about saying I love penises That's not what I'm able to That is shit Can you I don't feel sorry for I feel sorry for fucking kids

With cancer Yeah Yeah true Can you even get They're not mutually exclusive You can't feel sorry for both No I think you should say If you're sorry

For people who really need it Why have you only got a certain amount of sorries Because mate Having a big cock I don't feel sorry for someone with a big cock He's probably quite

embarrassed by it Why would you be You can't get a reduction in that either, can you? A what? A big, like a penis reduction just doesn't... You can't like to do it. Oh, no. No, you can, but it's not a...

There's no procedure. What do you have a small balsack? Fucking nagging women. These guys sit on it all the time. What does bolzac? It must hurt. No, did you not see it? No.

How long does it take? Look at Roino's school. Tom Brady. Anyway, former NFL quarterback Tom Brady said that his dog, Junie, is a clone of his family's late pet Lua.

I want one. What, so you... I'd clawed my dog like. To have another version of the same dog. But it's not the same dog. It's not the same dog. It'll have a different personality. It'll have a different personality.

Why don't you just buy the same breed? Yeah. Because it'll have the same natural traits. It's just personality might be a bit different, but I'd love to have another dog. Do you know what I think that's weird? I always think it's sad with dogs that he gets, I wish I could have, like, a dog

and then, like, I wish dogs only give birth to one other dog because then you can have the dog family and coincide with your family. Oh, it got sad the day. It's a bad that they get split up. Oh, he literally started getting sad the day. We got Poppy at the thought of a dying.

Yeah. Depression. Isn't this fucking sad life? I hope I'd die first. Tomorrow. That's what I mean? So I'd take a fucking clone of my dog, like, I'd take a clone of their life.

What did you do for? Yeah, but I just don't. her a lot and take her and walks and that they tend to be where you're stroking her on the back maybe under the chin she likes it on the belly

any more she likes her when you scratch your ass at the back she reverses up to you and like look behind back it up what else you stroke him

that's about it are you stroking anything of yours no no not really it's more than it's more of a one sided relationship the weird dog you don't have

stroke anything of yours while you're stroking Most female dogs prefer bad Her bum? No. If you can clone anything, what would you clone? Lewis.

No. He's not have an army of them. No, that's a good question. Base more, base more, babe. I would close. Yeah, Norbert. I'd clone. I'd clone.

Turtle. Kelly Brooke. Why? Turtle, man. Yeah, I mean, that's better than a turtle, though, isn't it? What's what? Cheryl Cole. Do you know what?

I could have my own, Cheryl. Would you not just clone yourself? Oh, no, you'd have two. I'd invite around for a meeting, right, and then I'd take a strand of a rare. I could, I could be at home right now, and then other Theo's here. No, I wouldn't. The other Theo doesn't have your own personality, isn't it? Imagine two Theos talking to each other.

Oh, my God. I'll be the world's worst podcast. It's just a direct representation. The one Theo. The Baker Show. Just sat talking about running a... Welcome back to another Baker Show. Why are you looking at me like that?

No, that's fine. Oh, you're so sensitive to die, buddy. Come on. No, but what happens when they do this to each other on the podcast? Yeah. They just have a standoff. I'm not talking. No, no, you got gaslighting each other for an hour.

Keep it coming. What would you clone? Myself. Oh. I told you that. Is that not really just like... Oh. Yeah, you could do so much more stuff.

Oh, I'd end up. killing myself. What would be a good thing to claim? Exactly, but I would know I would know it from...

I feel like if you clone yourself it does get into a position where only one of you can live. Yeah, for sure. For sure.

It's like that film. What film? The island. Clorn. Oh yeah, that film. Oh, the island. The island's about clones,

isn't it? With, um... Spoiler? We, that's a long... It's with Obi-Ban Canobian in it. Yeah.

Fucking spoiler like? I'd clone. I'd clone like, I don't know, the most expensive fucking bull in the world and just sell the meat I don't know. No, the sperm is what you'd sell.

I'd phone a bank. Yeah. That is the thing. No, I'd clone your mom's tit. Clown Bitcoin. I watched a new, there was a new series of All Sunny Out and one of the episodes, the wanked off a dog because if sperm was worth

loads of money to people in Saudi, because they wanted the race dog. It's like, would you wank up a dog for the race? How do the people wank off horse? That's not a bad idea. There's like a thing. How'd you turn it on? no it's not like that it's not a vibrator

no no he's talking about turning the dog on but how do you have to turn it on I don't know you sound like you know it's really awkward you get off all fours and go woof woof really awkward when this is why I think I'd rather have a girl dog because when a lad dog gets out

someone was on the tube the other day and like there was a stranger stroke in someone else's dog and he was like proper loving it and he was like oh look at this but the stranger couldn't see that the dog had like a proper rod on oh he's had a lipstick out massive massive rod

And like the guy just had no idea And he's proper like there And they're like, oh, now I'm there watching I'm like, he's gonna fucking come on the lipstick He's gonna come in a second bit Carry on But the guy didn't realize He's just like, oh

My dog's cocks are so weird Oh, the lally You're sucking that Piss everywhere you like Like when you stroke it No no no no My sister's dog does But she's a puppy

When he was younger He did yeah No no no Last year It's exciting When he was younger He's overexcited Yeah

I think my dog's it. My dog's gone. He still does it. He might do it if it's you or someone different. But he still does it. But not for me. How was he? He's 95. He pisses himself. But the way, my dog's girl and she shags me leg. What? I'm like, you shouldn't be doing that. You don't have No, but that's, that's, that dog's hump out of, like, over-excitment. It's not to do with, like, a horny thing. It is. It is. Yeah, some, but not, like, in terms of, like, a female. Women can hump. She shouldn't know how to hub. Like,

where's she learned that? Yeah, women hum. I want to be watching on telly when we've been out to be learned out of hum That's her derogative But she She's, it's evolutionarily She doesn't know how to hump

Because she's a girl Like she doesn't do the humping She's the humpee Yeah Yeah Yeah I've been too excited Does Charlie know how to hump

Yeah Well she's a more intelligent human than a dog And she's She's a person She's a person I'm glad that How more intelligent human

than a dog I would like to think so Yeah A more intelligent human than a dog. Yes? Well, I'm I wrong? The issue with that.

Well, I, is the statement correct? Is Charlie a more intelligent human than a dog? Yeah, but dogs aren't human. Yeah, but it's still true. Yeah. So you said Charlie is a good humper? No, that's not what I said. Oh.

She knows out of him. I'm just saying, I don't know how my dog's learned out to hump. And I'm, she's a slag. That's a bit mean. Well, she can't hear this unless she's watching this. I thought they could understand English. Stop bumping. Stop bumping.

Anyway, you haven't heard of frupling? Very sexual episode of this, aren't it? He's going to explain it. Probably a YouTuber Nick Yardy revealed he was having two kids with a mum aged 44 as well as her daughter 22. So weird. So weird. Mommy and daughter.

Who's Nick Yardy? Can we search his YouTube, please? Okay, I was going to read the next one. Wait, sorry. I'm just before we go on it, I really need to know who the fuck this guy is. Oh my. It's not a little dude. no

okay oh my god there's the pictures that is insane me the world's weird like in it why are they pausing together taking the same peat

wait I've heard of frupling but not with the mum and no that is hell of strange wasn't David Hay in a thruple yeah he was but not with a mum and daughter no I know that's that is crazy no he's with two sisters

at the gender reveal party the thruple announced that they were having a girl and a boy wait so hang on So that means that those children are brother and sister and also auntie and uncle nephew.

That's so fucking weird. I mean, that should be illegal. What the fuck? Yeah, that should be illegal. Imagine your sister being your... Kind of fucking horrible. Imagine your sister being your auntie at the same time. It wasn't there somebody who's like dumped their

missis and then went out of their daughter? It's like Tom Cruise or something like that. No, Richard Keyes. Tom Cruise went dumped. Richard Keyes? Tom Cruise dumped his mrs and went out with his own daughter. No, Richard Keyes

cheated on his wife with his daughter's best, mate. Oh, weird guys are there? Is there, are there any... No, he's a weird guy in the video of them that got him sucked. Yes, Lewis, we've seen that. It was just banter.

We say, look, Reeve? Anyway, what's your thoughts on this? Are there not any legal complications behind that? Just fucking weird, in it? Don't do that. What is weird? Is it more weird for him? Just stop be weird, guys.

daughter? Would anyone be your thought of thruple is what you've bastard is your boyfriend?

Is your daughter's boyfriend? You don't need an answer. To be like you and your dad knowing

what is like to have sex of this girl. Yeah, I'm glad you didn't say anyone specific there because that

would be weird isn't it? I didn't even think of that weird that you thought of that well that's I thought

the Jake he was going to do you think I think I think it depends who come first not in that way

okay right is it worse for him to go daughter to mom and mom to daughter I guess he had the like the old bull

and then he wanted to go of the young calf you're fucking disgust old he had the old bull sometimes you can I'm tired to have a good each old dog new tricks eh yeah very strange

would you ever do it it's step brothers a thruple yeah no step brothers logic mate one's he no I knew this was coming onesie enough faster let me Jesus and then they gang up on you

yeah oh imagine the girls I do I watched a program right where guy he had five different wives who lived in five different houses and each of them brought a different skill set honestly I think it was quite genius so like one was a doctor you wouldn't have the time to go and see him all

he did cause what he does is really clever spends one day with them throughout the week weekends to himself yep one's a doctor one's a no listen hear me out and you can tell me if you're in or not one's a doctor I'm in masseuse one's a chef I think the other one's like an artist

she was the shit one really She was like the shit one Oh, he's like, don't know, no, no, no The artist one's all right She was a bit creative and fun It was the fifth one Who could just make a good cup of coffee Apparently

So she was like pretty shit But like, But like, But you don't get confused Of like who he's talked to Well, this is, this is the thing Does he mean like Yeah

Same conversation every day No, it's different Because they're all different people But how's your day Oh well, I told it Oh fuck I've said that Oh fuck Yeah

Yeah but like He had five different wives And then weekend Superstar They know about each other They're all on board How good looking was this chap? And then do you know

They actually spend a whole day together And they eat spaghetti bowl on this That is so strange Every now What's the show? Not every night Once a... Not every week

I don't know what this was That I've seen on I don't know Each of the women Each of the women It was either Louis Thru Or Carl Pilkinton Who did this

Based on how I know you I'm gonna go It could be Carl Pilking But he did that It was no no Like he went to visit Went to visit the Well

Thanks for 50K guys That's twice Yeah, doubled up, mate I like a little double cream If you want to see Let us talk about more relevant stuff Each week guys, let us know And send in

What you want him to try and break We need to count How many he's got on his face It's been an hour Oh, yeah, it's been an hour So the record The record is Take them all off

The record is 60 Lewis, how many do you have? Oh, let's count Quick! Oh, I think this is only one Let's count So we got... We got with her.

Everyone, stay tuned. One. He might have done it. One. Two. Three. Three. Is it in slow motion?

Four. Four. Five. Almost. You got ten for the way there. Oh, you were nearly there. Guys. Hey, beggars can't be cheeses.

What happens if at the start of the show, you did have 61 on your face. We didn't know. Well, you have to wait an hour. no that wasn't part of the rule no that's not really part of the game he made that up just so you did that bye everyone see you next week

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