Back Side - Behzinga’s SURPRISE Stag-Do! Dry January is for LOSERS! & Brutal 2025 Predictions

Episode Date: January 2, 2025

It's the new year and the lads get honest as they review the best and worst moments of 2024. They make their bold 2025 predictions and contemplate how we can all improve in the new year...If you'd like to work with us, email the studio on [e-mail] by The Fellas Studios: https://fellasstudios.com/podcastsTheo:https://youtube.com/c/HiMalfoyhttps://youtube.com/c/TheoBakerVlogsOllie:https://youtube.com/c/reevhttps://youtube.com/c/OllieFletcherTom Garratt:https://www.youtube.com/@TomGarratt10Lewis:https://www.youtube.com/@lewisbowden1 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to a new episode of Backside with me, Reeve, Theo Baker, Tom Garrett and Lewis Bowden. If you haven't already hit follow, why not tap it right now for new episodes every week. And if you want to see more Backside, catch us on YouTube, TikTok and Instagram, where all you have to do is search Backside. Let's get into it. It's so easy to wind up. It's so easy to wind up. Why are you looking at me like that?

Why do you get so angry so quickly? I never get taken seriously ever. I take it seriously. No one ever takes me seriously. I'm serious. I'm serious. I'm serious. You're looking extra purple today, Lewis. You haven't sorted your will yet, have you?

I'm opening up. If you're wondering why I always wear a bucket of hat If you're wondering why I always wear a bucket of hat Well guys, Happy New Year! Just give me my New Year! Hang on, I'm playing a game Wait hang on Tom, give me my New Year! Oh God

Oh I feel sick guys Reeve went out on New Year it's actually like what I think it's like the first or second of January right now you know what they said

off camera by the way what are they saying for tomorrow's recording where we're getting drunk Theo said guys Reeve I think what I'm going to do is because I've got a drink for the next week straight For tomorrow's recording where we're getting drunk, Theo said... Guys, Reeve,

I think what I'm going to do is because I've got a drink for the next week straight, I'm going to go out and get non-alcoholic beers and fill our cups up with it. Reeve said, what a great idea. I'm going to do that as well.

There's zero excuse for you not to drink in this episode because I'll give you like a month notice that there's alcohol being consumed on this day. But your bingo is

10 of them are down your drink. So? You do. We're going to be there a little while. This is what I mean. You have to... Not everything's off the perfect day.

These people watch and support the channel for the last six months. I know. I've seen you after a beer. You're after 10 beers. Yeah, and then they won't ask for another one. I think what we should do is... Can you turn it back to front?

No. Come in, eat loads of shit food and like go on a bike for an hour. Oh yeah, why don't we do that? That'd be really good. we can take them with us.

Yeah, yeah. Can you turn your hats back to front though? No. Also, also, I need you to,

I need you to. After, we could drink on, no? Wait, no, it's really shit on camera. I'm not doing that.

No, the way the lights are, honestly. I don't want to do that. I know you don't want to, but I'm sure you'll survive. It doesn't suit me. I don't want an episode

with you. What is wrong with it? It casts the light in. It casts a shadow on your head all fucking part. I'm going to sit like that. You won't. I will.

You look class, man. I'm going to sit like that. By not turning back and forth, you actually make graphic designers' lives very hard as well. How good is that water, James? Call me fucking Taylor Swift. Yeah.

Well, as of right now, it's New Year's, so they would have seen if yous were bitches or not you're not allowed to another year closer to death you're not allowed to I also think tomorrow

after we do that recording we should have a Christmas do oh god oh my oh no I'd just like everyone to know as it's the new year I am gay

yeah mate I'm officially coming out the closet wait that was part of my predictions man I'm a homosexual man I was sucking That was part of my predictions, man. I'm a homosexual, man. I was sucking cock last night. Speaking of last night. Will pined a little bit too hard last night, didn't we guys?

Reeve, guys. He did a Sambuca shot. And grew it up. Yeah, I did actually. This is exactly why you couldn't plan a night out. You've actually just said out loud, Reeve did a Sambuca shot it was crazy

he did a shot it wasn't tequila rotten and then he had a Smirnoff ice get iced guess who did the Sambuca shot

and didn't throw up Gemman your idea I thought you weren't going out I was out you said he was going home

I didn't think he would do that yeah what time did you go home half midnight half midnight what do you say half 12 12 30 a.m 12 30 sharp you went home like half hour later boss it was a nice we were roaming the streets for a long while dude i don't know why you're doing that they're just walking around little shit we did karaoke did you

you cheated on your girlfriend what in karaoke so I didn't do a duet nice you sing angels again no I told you I'm not doing it only on special

occasion I'm not I'm not a one trick pony buddy so what did you sing who did I sing Natasha Beddingfield forever young

what forever young that's a bit of a shit karaoke I like Frank Sinatra Sinatra Sinatra Frank Sinatra

Frank Sinatra I like Maywee by Frank Sinatra we just did all the hits man we just did all the hits we did actually I guess what we finished on

I'll guess Angel such a classic end of the night song my neck my back yay that was good it wasn't even scheduled to be last but it just ended up being last it was like it was fate actually end of the night song. Oh, Mr. Brightside. That is good.

It wasn't even scheduled to be last but it just ended up being last. It was like it was fate actually. Where was you doing karaoke? Like Juice World I think.

What's it called? Lucky Day. Lucky Vice. I thought she was dead. She? Mr. Pigden. Went to a steakhouse as well.

It was fucking well nice. Yeah, black. How expensive was it? Really reasonable. Very cheap. It was like £60 a head. Yeah. That's pretty good. Did you get wine? Port House. Very cheap. It was like £60 a head. That's pretty good. Did you get wine?

Port of House. I got lots of beers. Well, he didn't. Seed the load. Oh, was you on the beers? You're actually crazy. Give me some daffodils. I love drunk crude, man.

He's talking about Theo. Are you fucking here? Are you right? Are you paying attention? No. You said you were going to off yourself earlier. When's that happening?

Well, get on to our predictions for 2025. Yeah, that is one of mine, that you don't make it through 2025. Lewis finally does it. Lewis, you seem very stressed today. I feel like everyone's stressed at Christmas, no? Why are you so stressed, Lupo? I'm not stressed.

Well, if you're watching this, sorry to break the fourth wall, but we do five records this week and all of them have to be edited in the next few days. Well, that's funny. I've got to do seven records. It's always about him, isn't it? By the way,

can we talk about the difference of me doing a record? I have to prep the show, set up the studio, do the record, go through, do the notes, send on the notes, make the clips, edit the entire podcast.

What you do is turn up late, whine about being locked outside, then leave and go home. That's funny. And just go on a bike for four hours. I'm pretty sure when we walked in here, no one was here,

locks were off, so what were you doing? I was prepping the show! Making tea. And then I just fixed the light. Making tea for you, I bet. Where's my tea? I wish you was.

This is why your whole spree... I believe you asked for a tea as well. Only when he come down. I'm not going to send you back. I'm not that much of a tea guy. Milk, no sugars. Yeah, no, everyone's stressed. Everyone's stressed at Christmas.

I'm not stressed. Yeah, but you... You're not distressed I'm not stressed. You have your own channel. You are in a very unique situation. He was going to paint us with the brush for him. But yous are still in a separate brush. But I admit yous do have work in itself. I'm actually recording a YouTube video this week.

Is it going on the GoGolfing channel? No, it's coming soon though. Are you using the new camera? Have you returned it and stuff? No, it's at home. I haven't been home yet. What are you filming? You're a vlogger.

I'm going to do a mid-season review of the Premier League. Boo! Vlog. Daily vlogs. I am going to do vlogs as well. Just do it now. I need to change my camera though. I bought the wrong camera.

You can literally do it on that phone right now. If you ask... An iPhone quality is good enough. This is a shit camera. Oh, it's a shit phone. You should write a letter to Santa asking for the new camera and hopefully you get it

on Christmas day yeah good point watch out for Tomo vlogs then in the new year they're not going to be daily vlogs for sure Christmas has been a gun you should do one

like weekly I'm going to go I want to get the different I've got a few ideas in terms of like I don't want to do football vlogs but I want to visit

football cities just do shit and you want to do football vlogs but I want to visit football cities just do shit and you want to go on a night out people will follow you on your average week life have a day off

and come with me people will watch that the discord will love it the discord will go mental because Aaron Hunt has already asked me to go away with him

to do vlogs so I might get a camera my prediction for 2025 is Tom Garrett's going to hit 100k subs. He's going to go crazy. One of my goals

is to hit 50k subs. I think you'll do that quickly if you upload like regularly. Yeah, I'm just, I'm a bit lazy and I've got cod

to play on that. This is, this is the rise of Tommy G, aka Gaz. Gaz. Oh my God, your second channel

can be Gaz. Gaz vlogs. Gaz vlogs. Oh my God, Gaz vlogs. That be Gaz. Gaz Vlogs. Gaz Vlogs. Oh my God, Gaz Vlogs. That's brilliant. There you go. It's not that brilliant. That's fantastic.

Gaz Vlogs is fast. Yeah, anyway. How did you celebrate New Year's? I fingered a rhino. Okay. What did you do for New Year's? Fuck off. I actually don't know

what I'm doing for New Year's. Sorry, I don't know what I did last night. I was trying to. I got mega wasted and it's? Fuck off. I actually don't know what I'm doing for New Year's. Sorry, I don't know what I did last night. I was trying to. I got mega wasted and it's continued into today, January the 1st.

What did you say? Wasted and dude? It pisses me off. Yeah, you merrily say dude. You always say dude. I played strip poker with Reeve. Oh, very good.

What are you actually doing for New Year? Do you have like a weird friend group thing but you don't invite everyone? When you have to like a strip twister. We play strip twister. Who with? I don't know what I'm doing. Do you? you don't invite everyone. When you have to like a strip twister we play strip twister.

Who with? I don't know what I'm doing. Jews not but I don't know what I'm doing yesterday. It's not me trying to go out. You got invited to a party. Are you going to it? Have I?

Put it in the group chat. Oh I didn't see that then. Sure. We didn't get it. Chris put it in the group chat. It's Chris's party. What are your plans for the January then?

I don't know dude. What are you planning to do tomorrow? Well I have an exclusive. I i'm gonna try and do dry jam you're a loser it's one of my goals why why that's pathetic that's not pathetic i hate dry you called him a loser yeah i hate dry january because i understand cutting down drink. Yes, that's fine.

But dry January, it's like... It's the perfect month to do it. You could go to a lovely event and like where a nice beer is there and you're just saying, no, I'm not socialising in that element. That isn't what I'm saying. Lewis, just because you don't drink with me,

you can't say it's nice. I'm three months sober, mate. I'm going to... I recommend you dry January. I'm not going to do that. If I go out and I fancy a drink or like sometimes I genuinely

just enjoy having one or two pints watching the footy or something that's social aspect I think is nice I'm all about getting shit faced every weekend

I agree with that I just with dry January I don't get it's like I'm just not drinking a single drink but like

you could have like a wedding on and you could just have a nice one or two social things and you just cut yourself off

for that for no reason how many weddings have you got in January how many weddings have you got in January? How many weddings have you got in January? None of your

business? It's more so we've got a lot on in, well, we had a lot on over Christmas. Let's not pretend we're filming this January.

Yeah, we are. We did a lot. I'm currently in Budapest. I've got a lot of fucking days planned up until Christmas and days after

Christmas until New Year of drinking and I just feel like I want a break from it. Yeah, yeah. And apparently

Lewis, he said you can't socialise without drinking and you're a loser. So you get very excited when someone says like a challenge or something. I think that's I want a break from it. Yeah, yeah. And apparently Lewis, he said you can't socialise without drinking and you're a loser, so. You get very excited when someone says like a challenge or something. I think that's a really nice thing.

It's a good one. Yeah, see, it's not technically a dry Jan or I probably will have a drink in January. It's not shit-faced Jan. Yeah, just a non-shit-faced Jan. Yeah, I like non-shit-faced Jan.

I'm involved with that. Oh, you've changed your tune, haven't you? No, I've just said dry Jan. It's for losers. It's not though, is it? It is. It's not really though.

It is. Just imagine, really though. It is. Just imagine, it's your birthday in January and you're like, sorry, I'm doing dry Jan. It's like,

just have a pint with us, mate. It's my birthday. But also, I am doing dry Jan. So you think anyone that doesn't drink is a pathetic little loser?

Yeah. I'm also not going to be. Mate, I lived with two of them. When I lived with my mates, Harry and fucking Charlie, all them doing fucking challenges nonstop,

just would never come to the pub. I'm like, this is the fun part of living with your friends. I think that says a lot more about you than them. Oh, here we go. Oh, here we go.

This is what I was living with. I was literally living with this. Why do you have to go to the pub to have fun? I'm like, it's just what we do in England. We socialise in a pub over a pint. We're a culturally alcoholic country.

But then I'd had two Theo's in me house. Theo's. Why can't I just go out and have a cook? I'd probably drink more than you. Well, no, I wouldn't mind that. I don't mind if I go out with someone and they don't drink. If it's one or not. I'm not going out.

If you drink, I don't care. I'm having a drink. Like, prime example, him sitting here right now is one of the best guys to go out with when he's not drinking. And drinking, but like, you don't need a drink to have a great time basically you got to solve what's inside

before projecting because if people go out and they don't have a drink then they're at a home after once that's what they did the only time us

three went forward to the pub together they both had one and went home you can be the last time that mean how he went out we were drinking we ended up at a gay

bar and a gay strip club. Not really. Maybe that's why they don't drink with us. Which is the fun of night? The gay bar? Well, now I'm gay. Okay, here's one for you. I saw True Geordie on the decks downstairs.

I swear to God, I'll find the picture. It was definitely fucking him. You showed it, mate. It does look like him, yeah. It's just like him, innit? But would you rather do that or Sesh Call of Duty all night? That is a good point. Sesh Call of Duty all night? That is a good point. Sesh Call of Duty is class.

Yeah. Oh. Yeah. Drinking on Call of Duty. Mate, are you... Is everything okay with you? No. I'm going to drink.

You need a bed, mate. I actually... It sounds to me like you have multiple issues going on that you're just pushing aside and you're not addressing. Would you like to open up to the back side?

Make it. Change the lights to deep side. Deep side. It's going to open up to the back side? Make it. Change the lights to deep side. Deep side. It's going to be the Matt again. Why are you so intent on getting shit faced every minute, every day? What is the matter, Lewis?

Talk to us. Open up. Do you need to have a cry? No. Because it sounds like you're in a verge of tears. No one likes a beer more than me, but I'm worried about you, mate.

We are a little bit worried about you. Your stress levels, the amount you're drinking. No, no, I'm worried you're not drinking enough because I want you to die. That's nice. I'm still drunk enough. I are a little bit worried about you your stress levels the amount you're drinking no no I'm worried you're not drinking enough because I want you to die that's nice I'm still drunk enough

I don't want to have an intervention I was drunk no I just like having a good time man yeah but I feel like I do find that a bit

don't get me wrong if you come out with me and don't have a pint I'm going to call you names but it doesn't actually bother me because I'm enjoying my pint I don't really care

what you drink no I'm more just thinking about as long as you're having me socialise I don't really care what you drink yeah no i'm more i'm more just as long as you're having me socialized i don't really care i just want to think about my experience living with the feels what are you on about should we go for a run instead they were always like charlie was charlie was always doing something then harry was like i'm not drinking it's just like and you know what's annoying the one time me and harry went for a beer when we were closing to the time of moving out he He was like, why don't we do this more often?

I was like, you fucking serious, mate? I've been asking you to. You're projecting your issues with them onto me right now? No, because you are saying the exact same things they used to say. Okay, how many days

in the last two weeks have you drank? Oh, we're not doing this. I can guarantee you it's less than me. Oh, what? What competition is he trying to win? I drink more than you, though. I drink more than you, pussy. That's what he's saying. You were the guy trying to win? I drink more than you there. I drink more than you

pussy. You were the guy trying to get non-alcoholic drinks for the drinking special. Is that why you had to fake 180s? Because your friends

wouldn't go on I did not fake 180s. That was such a good time. I made like two grand on TikTok faking 180s. Then you decided to stop. It's died off.

It's starting up again. It's done. It's fucking back on mate. It's starting again. I'm going to starting up again. It's dark. It's fucking back on, mate. It's starting again. I know, I'm going to go to it. I could quickly get it out and try to do some more, but yeah.

Then George Scafie copied me and he got on Ladbible the prick. No, he actually did it. He did a nine data though. No. He faked it. He faked it. It was a fake.

He upped it. It was quite clever. He faked it as a live stream. Yeah. That's pretty cool. So like, nine data was the next one of my book.

Why don't you call him out? I did at the time but he he would have made his money's all we're going tomorrow we're going to the darts tomorrow are you actually

going on the second yeah that's fucking bullshit man why aren't we going I'm back there who's Stag do Ethan Stag do

in January after the wedding yeah why not that's yeah almost he didn't have a Stag do did he so we'll have that on he's having a Stag do after the wedding? Yeah, why not? Yes, almost. He didn't have a stag do, did he? He didn't have a stag do after the wedding.

A lot of people do that when they don't have time to have a stag do. A stag do? I could do, do, do. I want to find this true. What do you mean? He doesn't have time to have a stag do? There wasn't time. It was too quick.

Because of his schedule with Sidemen and that. Oh, I'm sorry. I'll find that bizarre. Someone of that really that much stature and money can't find time to go on a day

stag do or just do the wedding later tell me that's not true Geordie that's outrageous that's a big show it's a big show

it's a big show I thought we could show that yeah right yeah I'll put it on screen. It's obviously not, but when you're drunk and you look behind the decks and you see that,

you're like, fucking hell, is that Brian? That's fair. Brian? Brian. No, but yeah, I don't know. Maybe I'm out of touch, but that's weird. I'm out of luck. He's going to go on a stag do a month after the wedding.

Shouldn't he be on the honeymoon? Do you know what? This is how it times out. It's January. Someone's on dry January. I'm not drinking on the stag. Fuck off you nerd.

It's not really relevant though is it? Fuck off you fucking nerd. Have you listened to anything we've said? I know it's just the sound bite agenda

you've got going on and you're still moaning about someone doing dry January. Sorry. Well, if you're doing it like proper and

you're like, well, you're not coming then? No, just to make something clear, I am not going to... People I despise are people who do dry January and tell you every two minutes they're doing dry. Well, you have done that. No, if I go out and don't have a drink,

I'm just going to be like, I don't fancy one. It's that, people who tell you to take magnesium because it's better sleep. It's like, shut up. My mate used to take magnesium pills. He's better sleep. There you go. I told you, I lived with it.

I lived with two of them. My mate is... I magnesium pills. There you go. I told you I lived with it. I lived with two of them. My mate is... I fade into that one. His mum and dad, I think his mum found the parcel and she was like, I can't stop you, but if you're going to do it,

I want you to be safe and made him buy like a testing kit. So then at least he knew all his pills were safe. So you'd get the pills. You had a testing kit and like you'd drop things on... I don't really know how they work. pills, you had a testing kit and like you drop things on, I don't really know

how they work. No, you drop something on them and if they turn a certain colour they're dodgy. If they don't, they're fine. So I was like,

that's actually good parenting I thought. Were they fine? Yeah. But what would make, what would make it dodgy because there's so many possibilities.

Laced with things. There's loads of stories of people just dying off one pill yeah I never understand like that because it's like it's like putting your hand

in a bag and you have like a one in a hundred chance of dying or whatever it is yeah but it's a one in a hundred now nah risking that like

fuck that do you guys get your new year's kiss yeah yeah with who big sloppy one um

your mum I am well I can tell about now I booked up for Budapest as a surprise oh when are you going over New Year's so like the

for New Year's yeah so I'm there now as this is welcome to Budapest we set up the studio in Budapest how long for

just I think it's like three nights just over New Year's just go about see everywhere which side did you go I don't know I just

I've just fucking I booked like the Hilton because I was like I just staying in a hotel in Budapest and not Airbnb is kind of

kind of cool actually is that what you're supposed to do Airbnb's like I don't know I was just looking about and all these hotels like fuck it

and I was like I already knew I was going to splash a lot on it from the fight stuff I was staying in a Airbnb how much did your hotel a lot on it from the fight stuff I was standing in a B&B how much did your hotel

cost for three nights it's quite a bit like the they have like nice river view do you like walking no but how much is a great

walking city I don't mind a nice walk to be fair I can give you some places let's go to his missus

Zimpler great spot for food and drinks well I've already been there because I'm flying home today when do you wait today when do you

wait so when do you go on like the what's the room 29th 30th and then you come back the 2nd something like that

yeah and then we're filming the 4th something like that no I'm off until the week after oh you're going to the bar party

for new year what are you doing for your new year I have no idea I don't know I went to a spa party last time yeah they have those spa things it's outdoors it was fucking for new year what are you doing for your new year I have no idea I don't know I went to a spa party last time yeah the outdoor spa

things it was fucking so good there's a there's a ruin bar you have to go to and I want you to do me

you actually have homework you have a task to do from backside nice yeah in this ruin bar go into the bath

spa party and don't get an STD from the water that's your okay that's challenge number one. Challenge number two is go to the ruin bar, which I'll tell you the name of.

You need to take a photo in the bath. No, what you need to do... You'll understand when you're there. Go to... What's the... SimpliCurt.

Go to SimpliCurt and on the first floor of the toilets, find the Albion sticker that's on the wall. Right. In the toilets, yeah. Swear to God.

Charlie's like, why are we going to this toilet fuck off you can walk up to the palace at the top also there's

what I found weird about Budapest when I went I was a single man reveal yourself at the time there was a lot of like

travelling girls on their own travelling man like from America they had rich parents they were travelling on their own through Europe. Europe, like, the train thing. Just getting shagged all over Europe.

Not by me. Allegedly. That's disgusting. I don't know who things are. So you're going on the 30th, 31st and coming back. Yeah, and then see the fireworks and that. Oh, fun. I hate fireworks with a passion.

Different time zone, though, innit? So you make sure you got New Year's right. Oh no, Charlie, we missed it. What did you still send to the UK, man?

You sound like that girl who goes, I've got school. But it's actually quite an easy present, isn't it? Because I buy her

presents like Christmas, like holiday, but I get to go on it as well. You could buy her. Yeah, that's why

I always buy her as well. Also, but you could just buy your girlfriend like lettuce and carrots for her,

couldn't you? Because you said she looks like a capybara. She does look like a capybara brother. I've got a

present for you mum as well, if you can hand it over. Cool. Are you going to be seeing it for Christmas?

No. You won't? I'll have to go down and see it. See you then. Is mum, I've got a present. Oh, I'm with her. Pass it to me. Are you in won't. I'll have to get down and see him. See him. His mum has got a present. Oh, I'm with her.

Pass it to me. Are you in year 10 or something? What is this? Like you're 28 year old men? That's the show, mate. I'm 26. Yeah.

Are you doing? Yeah. Then I'm a cook. You need to realise it's not what he's saying that's funny. It's your reaction. It's your face right now

which is funny. He's doing a lion impression. Alex, the lion. Right, should we do our predictions? Why are you looking at me? I didn't do anything. I'm just laughing. Should we do our predictions for the year?

No, we got a few other stuff we have to do. They're all shit. We do the same shit every episode. Let's mix it up. Let's talk about sex and drugs. This is all new stuff. I'll tell you what. Let's talk about your experience in the brothels in Germany.

I don't want to know how many you fucked. We can't talk about that. They're closed. I never visited. Allegedly. I never visited. What about the one you went to in Amsterdam with us? I actually, no. In the what about the one you went to in Amsterdam with us I actually

no in the blue light room that you went no the glory room it's a blue one has anyone here ever fucked a prostitute is it like blue light room

have you ever fucked a prostitute I wanna do it we have a friend who lost a virginity to one by friend Lewis no it wasn't me I'm not his friend.

Oh, yeah. No, I never have, but I would. We can't, though. Yeah. Oh, no. I mean... I feel like they just

wouldn't have much passion, you know? No, no, sorry. Sorry. No. I actually find them really weird. Like...

You're into that, aren't you? A bit weird. We should call them like demons and MAGA. Do you know, like paying for sex and not knowing their... I mean...

Mate and MAGA, you walk down, they come around and they not knowing their facts. I mean, mate, in MAGA, you walk down, they come around and they just caress you and try and drag you into an alleyway. It's like, come here.

At least if a girl fights it when you're having sex. And then their fucking crew comes out and goes, give me your money. They grab your cock. Mate, I swear to God,

this is one time where I went fucking, I went Spider-Man mode, right? So again, they always come up to you and I was smashed. I was smashed,

right? Going home with a fucking Chinese box whatever it is I don't know what it was like loads of food oh okay walking

absolutely absolutely blathered by myself and a geezer comes up and he's like oh you want to go get a sucky sucky of someone geezer

not of him but of someone else you've already started wrong man but like and then and then he starts like touching me

going oh no don't like flicking me yeah and then I was like I was on about a female prostitute yeah and then he starts like touching me going oh like flicking me and then I was like I was on about female prostitute yeah and then I was like no no

no and then suddenly I felt some oh sorry oh fuck wait you got touched up on and then

and then suddenly I felt something right yeah yeah yeah and I say I was looking this way I just felt

something and like I just went I went, and grabbed my phone off him as he mid-swiped because he was touching my knob to distract me

from taking something out of my pocket. And I was like looking here and I was like, fuck off! And I just sobered up the wards. Fuck off! I literally, I can't,

fuck off! You threw the Chinese box up, you swiped your phone back and then you caught the box again and went, don't ever come back here. And then he jizzed on his face. I mean, it was Spider-Man.

Did he punch you in the face off because he tried to nick your phone? No, he just sort of just, it was really actually really fucking awkward. Cause like, I've just got it and said, fuck off. And then he's just sort of looking at me and I'm just sort of looking at him. And he just like, I'll still suck you off if you want. Then all of a sudden I take my trousers down. I may have a certain mate who. And it came into the light and it was Lenny Henry

Lenny? Lenny? Is that you? I do have a certain mate who you may or may not know who during lockdown

claims a prostitute fell in love with him shut up brilliant I swear to god are they married? no no he used to go

he used to go he used to go and meet her in Dudley by the way Dudley imagine what a brothel and meet in Dudley, by the way, Dudley. Imagine what a brothel's like in Dudley. Went to,

actually, right by Dudley Zoo. You told us about it, actually. I've told you about this. Yeah, you said that's a brothel. Oh, the hotel that you're going to put us in

next to that. Next to it, yeah. God, you didn't. And, yeah, she was Albanian and she was like telling him she was going to, like, quit the job and, like, maybe she's, maybe he was right. Maybe she was Albanian. She was like telling him she was going to quit the job and like...

Maybe he's right. Maybe she was just like... And he was like, honestly, he's like, no, honestly, she was really into me. And I'd be like, I'd fuck her. And then we'd just cuddle for two hours. I'd be like, what? You're so fucking weird. But yeah, obviously that relationship didn't come to fruition.

How much did that cost? It didn't come to fruition. Did he get that cost? It didn't come to fruition. Did he get extra for cuddles? Were you noting it down? No, no, no. He'd pay for like a half hour then he'd just stay there for like four hours.

We're very normal, it's lockdown so no one was moving the house. Tom, how much was that? Two hours of cuddling, that's what it is. Do you have the postcode just so I can get his phone?

I keep looking at Lewis and just imagine him as like a gay prostitute just like going around town. I am going to start an all-new fund. Like with your pink and like... I'm starting a going around town like I am going to start an OnlyFans like with your with your pink

I'll start my cameo and then I'm going to do OnlyFans have you got any sales yet I haven't actually posted anything about it yet you could do 10,000 men in one day

I could 10,000 and I'll post what what were you going to say I don't know you need to I want to see how much

you earn over Christmas for your cameo I don't think anyone would sign up I bet you they do for anything how much would I bet can you send me the link your cameo. I don't think anyone would sign up. I bet you they do. For anything. How much would I bet? Can you send me the link to sign up?

£50. All right. That's one person signs up. Should we have a competition? You'll get more. Why? Because you have a following. I honestly think you'll get more.

I'm actually on as of now. The account's set up. I've just not posted anything. If I ask you for a video now, does it have to go for a paywall or...? It just... You've got to... Yeah, you've got to go through the paywall. You can ask me to say a lot of racist things.

You can ask me to. I probably just won't do it though. New Year's resolutions, who wants to go first? I've got a quick easy one. I'm going to... I have pretty much stopped, but I'm going to completely quit smoking and vaping

when I'm drunk. I like that. That's good. I'm just snuzzing from now on. Nice. Is that your only one? That's it, yeah. Pretty beast mode.

Easy enough. Reeve? To see my family more. Oh, I could think of another one. Boring. Sorry, sorry. Sorry. No, no,

we'll get mine out of the way because they're boring. Yeah, that and to upload at least once a month on YouTube. Yeah! Once a week, not once a week.

Once every two weeks. No, once a month. Once every two weeks. No, once a month. Once every two weeks. No, because once a month is definitely doable and if I don't do that I'm a fucking failure and a saddo

and a useless piece of shit. Yeah, it's facts. This is me talking to myself in the future, you handsome man. Fucking upload, you fact. Great eyes though.

Reeve? I see my family more. Yeah? I don't see them enough. Why is that weird, mate? See, that's why I like not living in London because I get to see my family loads. Well, my mum. Yeah. Mine don't see them enough. How is that weird, mate? See, that's why I like not living in London because I get to see my family loads.

Well, my mum. Yeah. I actually wrote these like... Yeah. These are my actual... How are you going to go about that though with how busy your life is down here? I'm just going to quit Buckside.

Use Thursdays and Fridays that I have free in the week to go home. Really? Every week? Not every week. Well, not every week. home. Really? Every week? Not every week. Well, not every week. What about work? But not every week.

I don't have to film if I've already filmed. Can I ask you a question? What do you usually do on a Thursday and Friday? One. At the moment, it's like they're used

for my main channel stuff. Right. Like filming or voiceovers or notes, et cetera, blah, blah, blah. Can I ask you another question? Yeah, go on. Are you gay?

Perhaps. Come on then Theo perhaps do you have more no it's probably for the other stuff that's my main one yeah that's just one

you only have one resolution lad I'll put a couple down I've got goals for the year even though I said two resolution is just one thing you focus on right

to make a real change and conscious effort conscious to uh be on time i think that's a good one to have it'll be good after day one that will never happen after the first day of january so he wants to stop vaping, whatever. Yeah. But my one, we laugh at. Because you won't do it.

Yes, because yours, I actually believe that. Sorry. You laughed at my one. Sorry. You won't do that. You won't do it. But you will stop smoking a vape in your drop. That's not likely.

Like, are you fucking stupid? I can't remember the last time I had a smoke or vape. I'm not going to open up. Gaslighted. Gaslighted. Gaslighted. Don't do it. Alright, don't.

Hey. I don't want to do it now. That's an excuse. I don't want to do it Alright don't Don't want to do it now That's an excuse I don't want to do it Prove us wrong We find that very hard to believe Because you're usually late I was literally on time today Even that resolution arrived late

Usually I was here before you today Yeah I know I believe you can do it I don't believe you will do it You live 10 minutes down the road No I don't That's the funny thing

It's a 25 minute cycle Wow That's how he said it What else, I don't. That's the funny thing. It's a 25 minute cycle. Wow. So he said it. What else? No, I can't be asked. Oh, come on. It's a new year.

New us. Babby. Are you telling him to have a new one? No, it's a new year. Can you get one? Yeah, yeah, that's it. I've got two. So you're sticking with that.

You're going to do that. We'll hold you accountable. Stop demeaning me. I'm not demeaning you. We just find it hard to... we'll hold you accountable stop demeaning me I'm not demeaning you we just we just find it hard fuck off look at you

you're just a bunch of twat what did we do what are you saying about that because I feel I'm making a conscious effort you're lying you haven't done it yet

you just did it I haven't done it yet today January the 1st and also on time today it's not January oh yeah sorry it is

it's January 1st today. It's fucking January. Right, so Theo, you're going to not be late ever again. Is that what you're saying? No, he's going to make a conscious effort

to not be late. It's so easy to wind up. It's so easy to wind up. Why are you looking at me like that? Why do you get so angry so quickly? I never get taken seriously. I take it seriously.

No one ever takes me seriously. I'm serious. I'm serious. I take it seriously. No one ever takes me seriously. I'm serious. I'm serious. I take it seriously. No, we are. No, we are. I take it seriously. I could take so much banter

and I give so much banter and laugh all the time that I can't ever be serious. I think you guys should have a real long hard look at yourselves in the new year. It is the new year. It is the new year. Yeah. Keep new year. It is the new year.

Yeah. Keep looking at yourself. Keep looking at yourself. Never, never, never. That's a Call of Dragon on that one. Never believe you're good enough. Never believe you're good enough. Hey, hey.

Keep looking at yourself. Keep looking at yourself. Right. So your resolution is to... You know what it is. What's your resolution is to... You know what it is. What's your resolution? I put enjoy life now. Because like...

Be more present. You're not going to do that though, are you? Are you going to do that? You're always stressed all the time. Yeah, so... You can't liven up. I think it's a common thing with a lot of people. I think it's a common thing with a lot of people

where it's like, I'll be happy when I do this or achieve this. Yeah, there's always this. And then you just keep, I've realised, if I look back, I've already moved,

I keep moving the benchmark forward and forward and now I'm 26 and I'm like... Old Lewis would be so grateful to be in current Lewis. Yeah, but every time I get to a point,

it's like, it's like it feels like nothing and then you move in the benchmark because that way you're always moaning instead of living. Why are you getting me now? You're the one who got him up. it feels like nothing and then you move in the benchmark is that why you're always moaning that's kind of just like

why are you he's got to get me now you're the one who got him I don't do that I have that goal I do have a goal to get 50k subscribers

if I don't I don't care really I'm like the opposite yeah am I I just love Tom's got a very good sense of dwelling

in a lack of ambition. Yeah. I feel like I'm in a bad sense of things to where like I can get an achievement but then feel nothing but then like,

okay, we'll do that one. I've got to where I've got with no goals. I feel like that is like such an anomaly. No, I don't think so. No, like

he's done well to get where he is. Even when I first started anomaly. No, I don't think so. No, like he's done well to get where he is. Even when I first started posting on TikTok, I've never... You're a personality person. You'll never find a TikTok of mine with a hashtag

or anything because I thought it was cringe. It actually helps you. Instead of getting over the wave or before the wave, you're always on the wave. I'm just... I just don't give a...

I really... I think my thing is I'm so... I don't care if this all fails because I'll just go back and do my old job. Please enjoy it I have a sense of

and also what's the word do you know the word no the reason you're and you did stuff as well so like a lot of people would never make that's rumours

a lot of people never make like a TikTok because they'd be scared of what people think about them and then they'll just sit and never do something that they could have done I'm just a pretty sure guy

but like no one's going to dare take the piss out of Tom because he's hard no but no one can take the piss out of Tom because he's hard. No but no one can take the piss out of me more than my mates do. Like what is a fucking dweeb at home going to say about me? A lot of people

it's like you have those people in school who were started at YouTube but then like See no one did that at my school. There would have been people who had secret YouTube channels

in your school. Over than Kieran Brown. Over than Kieran Brown. He went to your school? He's my best my best mate at school. He's his little brother. That's his little brother.

Kieran Brown. No way. Ad Brown was like one of my best mate at school he's his little brother that's his little brother Kieran Brown no way Ad Brown was like one of my best mates at school that is a small world I told you this when I first got on pitch side

but you don't you do forget everything I don't really have a memory yeah so he Kieran left he was at the West Brom Academy he left to start

doing freestyles on YouTube and then I think I might be in one of his early videos me and Ad were around the house

and he was out the front doing keep ups and that. And then next thing you know, he's got like a deal with Adidas, fucking filming with Ronaldinho. I think this is like a lot of people who want to do stuff, but then they just didn't do it. My point with that was,

no one took the piss out of him. Because it's football. Maybe. It wasn't like a gaming nerd. And I think he got success really quickly. But you don't know that. Like, there would have been some,

when you're posting stuff, the normal thing is normally. I think he was also quite a popular guy in his years. It was a bit like that. Yeah, so it'd be alright. I mean, if you did it,

you'd have got bullied because you're a fucking ugly freak. No, but if you care what you think, he'll stop you doing a lot of stuff and then you won't end up

fucking doing what you could have done. No, but also, that's also bullshit, isn't it? Everyone slightly cares what people think. Yeah, everyone. Everyone.

You wouldn't go into a room and get your cock out like you would in your bathroom, would you? I genuinely only care what, like... That's a good point, yeah. So with the comments, I never understand if you get irritated by comments

because it's like, I don't personally know any... None of my mates would go on a YouTube video and say something weird like that so that means I wouldn't associate with that person you do get

you do get comments especially if it's about like the quality of the work I get annoyed with quality of work comments so that is my kryptonite if someone says

that camera is that is the one you should not have let him know that that is the one that I'll be like fuck off you twat everything you've just said

is a lie if someone calls me like a specky no because I'll only get annoyed if there's a bit of truth like if I look at it I'm like just said is a lie if someone calls me like a specky no because I'll only get annoyed if there's a bit of truth like if I look at it I'm like yeah

that is a bit I'm like that angle is a bit fucked yeah that's why Reeve replies to them all I've watched like random other videos that I see Reeve

I know you read so funny across like the fellas studios stuff and everything it's hit my own channel as well I would imagine

I am in my own comment section it, well, I would imagine I am in my own comment section. It's my channel. That's some good ones. Now, what was I on about this? I'm waffling, aren't we? I genuinely, I try and steer clear

looking at comments. I just... I don't care. I do, I do. Don't get me wrong, I do. Yes, you did care. No, it's very rare you get 40 ones.

I just think there's, everything you post, there's going to be a twat comment. There just needs... As long as you accept that when you're posting it, don't even look at it. I genuinely do not get everything you post there's gonna be a twat comment there's just as long as you accept that when you're posting don't even look at it

I genuinely do not get why I mean I guess it's cause I get a few on Pitch High but it's not like a mass like if you have millions of followers then okay I understand it might be

all you see but like and also it's not my primary job so it doesn't worry me about my career so I imagine my situation is different but I don't get why it my career so i imagine my situation's different

but i don't get why it would be you also can't win i could literally tweet i like carrots and someone would go what the fuck are you saying about parsnips you twat like yeah that's how weird people are and if you're trying to appease the comments you just end up being like a little fucking yeah social media nerd bitch who's just like not themselves and they're just like the the little mole are you looking at fear when you said that feels not like that why are you looking at me you fucking prick i don't understand what you're saying i'm saying a lot of people will just turn it like a lot of the it's it's like if you're a medium influencer and they all just turn into the same person because they're just trying to be... Yeah, where like...

Is that what you are? I'm not an influencer. I'm a producer. You literally have a TikTok influencer. No. I'm pretending to do press-ups on TikTok. Should we read your Twitter bio? Media personality.

But your resolution is to do with your job or just life in general? Life in general, but a lot of my job, a lot of my life literally evolves around work and it always has. You're resolute. You can't just say, oh, I want to be happier.

Like you've got to have a, how are you going to be happier? I've always, even before this place, I was always like, so work focused. It's like ridiculous. You should do things

that will relieve your stress because you stress is quite hard to do. Wank more, there you go. You can wank more. Oh, I've already got that one covered, don't worry.

No, because it's like in that spare time, I don't like just like sitting there. It's like when I was on holiday and just sat in the pool, I'm sat there thinking

about like work stuff, which I don't mind. I'm more thinking about like ideas and stuff. Are you going to end up doing things to yourself? No, actually yourself no actually no no I think you

should but I also think that's why I also think that's part of the reason why I've done well though

be where your feet are that's your New Year's resolution yeah think about stuff that isn't relevant to where you are

in that moment yeah if I take account of where I'm at now I'm in like a nice place but then I don't want to just like

then take your foot off the pedal and then you're just like no but you can but your foot's on the pedal when

you're in work when you're out of work you can take your foot off the pedal and then you're just like no but you can but your foot's on the pedal when you're in work when you're out of work you can take your foot off the pedal I just think the nature you know the nature of this job though isn't like that when you're in like the

YouTube this is your resolution this is your resolution you're already arguing I do know what you mean mine's more like choosing just to be yeah

I don't know you need to figure a plan to like maybe I don't know one day a week just completely switch off, I don't know. You need to figure a plan to like maybe, I don't know, one day a week, just completely switch off or I don't know. Mine is,

I get so excited if like, I know I've just got like half a day or the whole day just to sit doing fuck all or even watching footy or like playing cod

or just like doing absolutely fuck all. I'll get so excited for that and I don't think of anything and you're texting me going can we do a fuck off I'm watching

Barnsley against Bolton having half a day to do nothing also that's a really big thing for you like the resolution you've chosen

is clearly something that takes a lot of work yeah you need to take micro steps it's even like just go to an

arcade it's even like just getting to an arcade with your maces it's even like just getting home like but it's just so it's hard to get home but I

I could do it but it's like taking wait what Newcastle oh Newcastle I thought he'd lost where he lived yeah what do you mean

it's hard to get home I could go home but I can't remember getting back up north but I'm just so accustomed to not going there because I lived away

and then like I don't know we'd stream weekends as well and there's like it makes you feel a little better it's hard

yeah I feel like everyone at this age are like I should get home that's from my resolution I want to but well if it makes you

feel better I see my dad every Friday and I see my mum most weeks as well fair enough nice because I'm a good son but you can call

you can call your parents that's what I mean I'm bad with stuff like that I call all the time I get home and it's like I just like

pass out and do now pass out and do now and then you're like shit you should probably in fairness

yours is a trick you have to take like two days out to do that yeah it's hard to just find the days in the week whereas like it's a lot easier for me

as I suppose but yeah yeah I think maybe we'll maybe we could come up with a plan for you maybe one day a week

just go like go to that like NQ64 with your missus like just switch off every week every week it's NQ64 day do you like

cinemas yeah we go sometimes oh yeah maybe once a week do a date night we do try to do that you don't even need

to go out you can just stay at home and do nothing I think clearly you need something to occupy his mind that's why that NQ64 is probably a good shout

because you can play all the games yeah look at all the bright lights it's just quite the last few months have been like quite an anomaly

with weekends and what happens and Christmas is crazy so New Year should be well shall we do our predictions

no there's many more on there before we go oh I didn't realise there was an order what's the best thing about New Year mine's pretty obvious oh yeah

I'm not engaged. That's funny. Have you got one that isn't like fucking... No, you said the best thing about me. You can't just do it.

Just because one's different to everybody else's. Mine's an actual moment. Yeah. That's very cute. Yeah. Thanks, mate.

Is it going to be the best day of the century? You have to choose an actual moment of the year. Oh, I didn't choose a moment. Half Ironman? Sub Six yeah

Soccer Aid oh yeah Soccer Aid yeah making it after the doubt of if you were going to make it or not yeah no that was

one of the low points to tear my hamstring two weeks before I said done I didn't do an exact moment I just did overall

the career progress I'd say I think yeah in terms of personal and group he's the highest star on the show

we started you can't leave that in yeah you got a girlfriend that's a big step for you yeah I'm going to put that on my proud

I'm going to put that on my proudest moment was it this year or 2023 was it this year or 2023 was it April we've done so many back sides

when did back sides start exactly I don't know when it was May so I'd say back sides that's what I mean by career progress I feel like

I've been in a lot of Chris MD videos things like that just in general I've grown I'd say although my TikToks fell off a bit I do need to stop

TikToks hard you have to actually put effort in for a good TikTok no you do not have you seen my TikToks fell off a bit. I do need to stop. TikTok's hard. You have to actually put effort in for a good TikTok. No, you don't. You do. No, you do not. Have you seen my TikTok? You said it fell off?

No, because I've not been uploading. I still get views, mate. You don't want me to put that on. I'm an OG of football TikTok. That's a big one. No, yeah. If I had to pick one moment, genuinely,

probably the den. I really enjoyed the den. Really? The club pitch side. Oh, that was fun. I enjoyed that. Oh, genuinely. I'd probably, probably the den. I really enjoyed the den. Really? The club pitch side. Oh, that was fun. I enjoyed that. Oh yeah, that was class. Shit, that was this year.

That's Theo's worst moment by the way. Yeah. Same place. It was great up to that moment. Or my skiing holiday. I'd genuinely put up there. You want to just go on?

Yeah. What, when you were getting tugged down Death Valley? I did the tugging, mate. What about that? I like that. Because you're strapped in the fucking... and tugged down Death Valley. Or did the tugging, mate. What about that? What about that? Because you're strapped in the fucking... What's yours?

I moved in with Charlie, but then probably... That's not the one. That's not the one, though. You were very stressed about it, though. It seems to have gone well. Yeah, the house is just a mess. I'm going to start just getting cleaners.

Yeah. Charlie does most of the stuff in the house and I feel bad, so I'm just going to pay my way out of it, I feel like. I'm a cleaner. Could you stay rich now? I'll do that.

I just think if you can, pay to alleviate stress from your life. I am a... Mate, I couldn't... It's the best thing you do. Do you know, when I had my new bed in my flat, I was like,

I am willing to pay the £90 for someone. The time it's going to take me to put that up, genuinely, and the stress and how annoyed I'm going to get, £90 is worth it for this bloke just coming to do it and I can just sit down and have a wank. I just... Whilst on the mattress.

Whilst the filth is... Yeah, mate. No, I just think, yeah, there's that Ricky Gervais, always used to say to me, he's like, I earn more than a carpet fitter, so why the fuck would I do a carpet fitter?

Why would I fit a carpet? Just pay to alleviate stress from your life, but that's not mine anyways. Would you pay half, would you cut your monthly pay by half if you meant you had no stress whatsoever, ever? I couldn't afford to live though. That's the question.

No. I think you need some stress otherwise you're just fucking like... You stress. What's fine. I'm at my optimum when I'm stressed.

Would you give up all your toes to never have stress again? You stress over the smallest things that are just completely irrelevant. No, because you're

only seeing the small thing but you're not seeing the mountain in which that's built on. No, you stress about when we don't say the right ad read even though we don't usually say the right ad read. I know, I know, but you're not looking at small thing but you're not seeing the mountain in which that's built on. No, you're talking about when we don't say the right ad read even though we don't

usually say the ad read. I know, I know, but you're not looking at... But we'd already said the right ad read. You're seeing the top of that mountain but then you're not seeing

what the little things underneath it. Are you saying that you are an iceberg? The iceberg. Yes, there's a big iceberg. You could say it's exactly the same with me.

Should we go somewhere? Yeah. Yeah, I imagine your job has many stresses. But you also get to go on the bike. You want healthy stresses not the bad stresses. Yeah. I imagine your job has many stresses, but you also get to go on the bike. You want healthy stresses, not the bad stress. Yeah.

I do also think you lot can be avoided. I also do think a lot of people, and I'd probably include you through this, you, you, you give yourselves unneeded stress a lot of the time. I definitely do. Yeah.

A hundred percent. I'll get my, my sister's a big one for this. Like she comes, like if I have, if she ever comes round or if I ever see her, it'll be like late at night, she's finished work four hours ago and she's still moaning going on about work i'm like i could like how can you live like this i can yell i can yell do this like and one of my big things which what's she doing but when you when you when you do run your own

business though like it is on your your you are you are the one responsible for these two guys livelihood yeah I do understand that the least stressful period I've had is in between going from my order yeah yeah yeah

I was like is this what life is actually about I do completely understand that and it's hard for me to say because my previous

job I could go to work and then just come home and just switch off and we'd have a rule like down the pub we're not talking about work I work all week

to come to the pub on a Friday not to the reason I've earned my money is to not talk about what I've fucking been

earning my money I find it so boring talking about work I hate it yeah but then it's also annoying because what we do

is actually quite interesting to people because they always want to talk about work yeah that is yeah and I interesting to people so they always want to talk about work yeah that is yeah and I'm like I really don't want to talk about fucking work

I want to talk about sex what about talking about football that is what yeah I mean I'll do that that's why my job is perfect I do this job anyway do you not find

to get to the point where like you've talked about football so much like you don't want to talk about it anymore oh no mate I could talk about football no not with randomers yeah they're there they're the ones I can't to get to the point where like you've talked about football so much like no oh no mate I could talk about football no not with randomers

yeah they're the ones I can't oh what do you think oh come on mate I'm paid to do that that's going to cost you yeah

that'll fucking you want to respond to that question 50 quid son 50 pounds he's like better than me if you want my top five wingers

fucking shut me off no give me five pounds. No, with my mates, yeah, I could talk footy all day. Yeah.

All night. And my dad, yeah, defo. I just love arguing. I do as well. About footy. Yeah.

Yeah. About footy. About footy. You just love footy, you know. What's next on the list? My best thing was Misfits though. It wasn't moving in.

Oh, we didn't actually ask you. Oh yeah, that's a very good one. Yeah. I actually don't do fucking anything, do I? No. No, you don't.

You put in a world, you have a cross in the den. I also scored twice and got Man of the Match. I didn't see that. You stood by the way, I was in the dressing room crying, Tom. I didn't see that.

Yeah, true. I feel like I got robbed there. People's champ, really. I always ran up and scored. If I had went in at the start, fucking hell, I would have ejaculated. Let's be real. I should have really scored that, you know. Yeah. I should have actually really scored if I had went in at the start fucking I would have ejaculated let's be real

I should have really scored that you know yeah I should have actually I ran the show let's be honest

I mean I was playing against plumbers but do you know on that corner whilst we're there Spencer shouted to him

because he was marking me and he said if it comes in I'll let you get ahead on it so he knew for the content

that was a good I just couldn't get myself around it Hugh looked like such a special kid that day. We've got to work on that again this year. Really, come on.

How? Proudest moment of the year? You've already used that chip once. Proudest. No, it's not mine. It's not. No. Proudest.

Oh, mine was finishing higher ops with no training. That's good. And playing at Ellum Road in the den. It could have been the Yeti as well, couldn't it? someone got a bit drunk. Ellum Road's got a lot more history than Yeti.

That was so funny. I can't believe you travelled to Manchester to play at the Yeti. I can't believe no one came and woke me up. I was ringing you. I don't know where

you think I'm at. My alarm didn't I slept through my alarm so my phone's not going to ring back. Bear in mind, if you think I was going around knocking

the room, you should have seen the state I was in. I dragged myself out of bed five minutes before and I was in the lounge with my head in my hands trying not to be sick.

You wake up in a state every day. To be fair. I was in the Etihad in fucking Harlan's seat trying not to vomit. There can't be a single day when you've woken up and you haven't been like,

oh, no. But mate, I can't tell you how sick I was. You have to get yourself into gear every single day because you breathe through your mouth

do you want me to be honest I'm not that bothered about missing that I'm genuinely not I really enjoyed the Den I really enjoyed Ellen Road

the Den genuinely was good that Etihad thing wasn't like that you didn't have it wasn't like a dat I mean we got fucking smashed you barely would

kick the ball and the best thing about the Den that I discovered is the line bike depot is right there and now it's

fucking cool that was good times I wish we went out after though we didn't go out after did we everyone made their own

separate ways everyone had like a few beers and we had to all come back we'll organise one this summer a smaller ground

get crowds come in and we'll go do it yeah fuck yeah we don't have a sponsor

yeah it's difficult to explain why but actually planning the trip for the engagement is my proudest moment like when i look back on the itinerary and i went it was like really good that is fucking yeah you did sick it's hard work as well getting over the matching up on there yeah especially are you the type of bloke who like because i am i'll get to the airport and i go fuck i have to check the date i always check a triple check on the way there i've got the right no yeah i was like for a week i don't trust myself man are you not the organizer when it comes to like trips and stuff normally like who holds the passports uh

well individually but Meg's way more organised than I am for her to not be involved in anything you let Meg hold the passport I don't trust Charlie

no no same here I'm like passports zipped in my pocket no I said individually yeah but you two are control freaks so we own we hold our own nah

yeah so that's because I would not trust Charlie so I take it off her yeah but you're a control freak I know I am but also I don't it's not Charlie but also but also no a control freak. I know I am. But also, I don't lose... It's not Charlie. But also, no.

Charlie's the most fucking chaotic person in the world. Jodie will have her passport, and then she goes, where's my passport? And it will be lost in 10 minutes. It's just in a bag. I'd rather just have it in my pocket. I'd rather just have it in my pocket.

Yeah, that makes sense. That would do my head in. It's in your bag. Yeah. So I look at it. Oh, where's my phone uh it's in your fucking hand it sounds like live did that on the trip no oh oh god what she did oh fucking hell the first day we're in birmingham airport and we get there a bag drop isn't open till like half

hour um after we get there even though we nearly missed we nearly missed the flight because of how stupid this fucking Birmingham airport is the worst airport in the world anyway

we get there we're in the queue waiting for it to open to then obviously drop the bags off we're there about 20 minutes the queue doesn't move

the whole 20 minutes should I go and get some food I don't know I don't know whether to just pop up there and get some food I was like go and get some food now if you're I go and get some food I don't know I don't know whether to just pop up there and get some food I was like go and get some food now

if you're hungry go and get some food I don't know wait 20 minutes yeah I am going to go and get some food and I'm bubbling I'm fucking bubbling

I'm like I know this queue is going to move and I'm going to have to drag her 27 kilo which you've got to pay extra for no we didn't because it was a group looking like oh they added it up all together yeah one of the lads had like 10 kilos who was

she she she bought this extra large suitcase in primark and it was over 27 kilos and her bag and another bag i've got my suitcase in a bag as well. And I'm like, I know exactly what's going to fucking happen here. As soon as she scuttles off to Costa, I'm lugged with it all. And I'm like, this fucking, you could have gone

20 minutes ago when you said you were hungry. Instead you wait. I just thought, the fucking, things like that, I just can't, I can't get on board with,

do you know what I mean? And then she just comes back, like, oh, oh God, it's typical, isn't it? I went, do you know what I mean? And then she just comes back like, oh, oh God, it's typical, isn't it?

I went, yes, it is. It is typical. I can just imagine the scenario. She's there, it's an awfully nuts sense of how angry she is. And all the other couples

and lads are like laughing, oh, it's typical, and I'm like, yeah, it is. It really is. But she got you a nice coffee though,

right? No, not me nothing. No, I didn't want anything out of anger. Out of spite. That's it, she rings me. Oh, that's it, rings me.

While I'm trying... I can't remember. While I'm trying to drag all her fucking stuff. Do you want anything? Yeah, you to fucking... I don't know. But hey, it was all love and games at the end. Yeah, we had a great holiday.

Yeah. Wait, you said it was your best memory of the year? yeah we had a great holiday yeah but well you said it was your best memory of the year no no i'm not joking about the holiday the holiday was amazing i loved every minute of the holiday and it was a great group and yeah but traveling is always horrendous anyway so sometimes i yeah i think what i didn't what i didn't like about it the only thing i didn't like was i do like my own space at certain points at certain days like

and there was no getting away from any there was especially on a group holiday as well but it was a group holiday and we we were sharing rooms

in twos and I just so I had no I had no escape really so it's intense you need a holiday after that holiday

that's literally yeah I think I think I'm gonna have another holiday okay yeah that's alright fuck it he's a busy man yeah I'm a busy have another holiday. Okay. Yeah, that's all right. Fuck it.

He's a busy man. Yeah, I'm a busy man. Yeah, yeah. What's your proudest moment, Lou, do you? What did I post? You have to write it. Oh, but while he's getting that, just quickly, the way home, the flight was practically empty. Really?

Like, genuinely. No one's coming home? Well, I don't know how many people fly from Grenoble to Birmingham. Neither? No. It was Grenoble. We flew home from Grenoble to Birmingham. Geneva? No. It was Grenoble. We flew home from Grenoble, yeah.

Ah, tiny airport, though. It was literally, I reckon, 25 people on the flight. Yeah, no one flies from there. Well, fucking right. Hold on. Um, iPod created backside as a career point of view, because I didn't expect this to do that well. Oh, yeah, that's a good one. Individual.

Just you. And he was, he was behind the scenes it was except for the graphics guy made the graphics like

I have to do everything from the ground up we cannot take credit for that you can take credit for

like on screen but it was like behind the scenes it's your creation you're just

not allowed to do anything else now it was nice to see because I remember when the first episode

went out and it was doing shit and I was sat there in the pub and I was with Carl and Carl was like, yeah, don't worry,

don't worry. He's like, the first episode it does 20k, that'll be great. That's like, really goes like, okay.

What did we get? 150k. And I was like, fucking shit. Yeah, that was, I mean, look,

when you've got TJ on the decks. Yeah, that's what, that's what, you got the magic formula, look, when you've got TJ on the decks... Yeah, that's what I knew. He had the magic formula, you know. What was yours? You haven't said yours.

He did. What was yours? Don't know, really. There's loads. Oh, just nine more. Well, go on. You have your Ironman. I'm very proud of the finishing.

I actually set out to achieve sub-6,000 half Ironman. I actually did it. Yeah? I'm very proud that I actually committed to to the training which i don't normally do there you do no no like i didn't miss a session basically for like four months i thought that's what you do it every day no i yeah but i trained differently this time it was better oh no i would say ironman for you definitely yeah um i'd say soccer earth for you yeah i was very proud of that that's like a life goal i tried to proud to win it when this competition is playing it.

I think, I think, I think the half Ironman is a more proud moment. But he's, nobody did it. Like, Soccer Aid was like a long-term

thing you wanted to do, wasn't it? But also, it's his moment. And also, like, Ironman, he can sign up to, he can sign up to Ironman and Soccer Aid. I just thought,

because Ironman, you've done it before and you sign, you can sign up to that, but Soccer Aid, it's like, it's almost like before and you can sign up to that but Soccer Aid, it's like, it's almost like... Are you telling him

how to feel? Yeah. No, there's less pride. Soccer Aid is just... It's more cool. I feel like it's more like getting there because to get to Soccer Aid

it's accumulation of your career on YouTube, winning that competition. Yeah, but I'm saying I'm probably more proud of winning the competition than playing in something. Yeah, that was clutch.

That was clutch as fuck. And you see him as a dog than a man. If I get invited next... Being Danny Aarons in a football competition is pretty fucking proud, mate. Well, I beat eight other footballers

with my left foot. Footballers? Yeah, a lot of them were semi-pro. So they're not footballers then? They played football. They do have footballers. They played.

Weren't some of them girls as well? They do have footballers. They were there. They're pretty good footballers still being left footed now it's time to get hopefully they invite me back next year

then that'll be proud if I get an invite do you reckon you will I don't know hopefully they're really nice people I really like you'll fucking manage to get all your

licking boots at the minute what the fuck do you lot do well time for the worst moment without mentioning how many do you want oh

Jesus Christ alright okay we're not mentioning like people dying oh that's what mine was yeah let's not do that but to give any

relative depth is definitely that one hamstring tear was up there I'm laughing because that means it ruined my when was the hip

was that this year as well no it was last year that was the Simon match Was that this year as well? No, it was last year. That was the Sidemen match, wasn't it? Hamstring tail was bad because I fucked... Bad? Fucked soccer aid. Do you know what's so funny about that? Are you sure?

It's just funny that he tried to finish the chance off regardless. It's so stupid that you kept running and trying to get the last touch. I tried to do it for you, man. Yeah, man. Yeah, it seems fair. I was more disappointed in myself because I knew I was only meant to play like 10 minutes. After I'd do it for you, man. Yeah, man. Yeah, too fair. I was more disappointed in myself because I knew I was only meant

to play like 10 minutes. After I'd scored the head, I should have just come off. This is why I keep telling you not to try and play football. You should quit football. No, no, no. Obviously, I can play football now.

It's fine. It's the fact that I had a football match on Friday, 90 minutes, a half marathon on the Sunday, and then decided another football match on Monday is just perfectly normal. Yeah, that's a normal thing to do. I did it.

You didn't have the football match? He did. Did you play in Ilham Road? Yeah. I fucking did. It was your video. Yeah, but you played centre back. You don't have to run.

Right. He played longer than you did. Okay. What's yours? Worst? Genuinely, that first ice game. Yeah, fair.

I honestly thought I could die here. Okay. Probably pulling out the ultramarathon with a stress fracture. Oh yeah, I forgot about that.

Yeah. It was a bit sheer. Just one of the goals that I had for the year, just not being able to do it. Do it next year. What's yours? I am actually.

Still being alive. Losing a pot of coke. That's your worst moment of the year? Either that or fucking my knee because it's really not because I don that or fucking my knee because it's really because I don't mind

fucking my knee but this is I only mind fucking that one this is my good knee and I fucked that one what knee knee do you fucking knee

so now I've got two fucked knees why don't you just do what we told you to get a scan and see what the issue is there's no need to get a scan I'm doing

I'm doing exercise there's no point getting a scan there is I spoke to a physio and she's like half the time you can't even tell what are your personal goals There's no need to get a scan. I'm doing exercise, isn't it? There's no point getting a scan. There is. I spoke to the physio and she's like, half the time you can't even tell from the other scan.

One of your personal goals for next year should be less stubborn. Yeah, be less stubborn. It's not. It's just that I don't want to spend 500 quid for them to say

to do the same exercises that I'm going to do anyways. He's got a hair. You should know what the issue is though. I'm taking it. It's attached to me. Oh my God.

Look at this. That is the longest hair I've ever seen on a face. You got it? Yeah. That was coming off your eyebrow. That's pretty cool. Proudest moment, that.

Still there. Oh, that's grim. I'm doing my S&C. Jon's pretty cool. My S&C guy. What did he say? He said he could have had a bit extra, couldn't he? My SNC guy is the SNC guy to,

who Vidal Riley's fighting Oscar Chamberlain. And also does like fucking... Wait, isn't that Leon? No, no. Leon's Vidal's. The guy Vidal's fighting Chamberlain. And then there's some like... I thought the other day.

He won? Vidal Riley won and now they're fightinglain. And then there's something like... He made 40 the other day, didn't he? He won? Vidal-Randy won, and now they're fighting each other. And then he has something like... This is why it's hilarious. He has, like, the gym, like, people who, if they win the fight, are going to have, like, world championship fights.

And then I'm just fucking rocking. I'm rocking up, and he's teaching me how to, like, jump properly. That's quite common, though, in, like, the fighting world. So, like, you've got John Kavanagh, who is... who was McGregor's coach.

He'd obviously have McGregor but then he'd also teach six year olds Jiu Jitsu. Yeah, it's cool. It is pretty cool

that. Are you fancy joining us? Yeah, I'm trying to look at my calendar to see if there's

anything else to be proud of. Oh, I rock. That's cool. This is the worst moment. Oh,

the worst one, yeah. We did the proud one. Yeah, we did. And also, I think your

worst is pretty obvious. Yeah, we did your worst as well. We just did that. Oh, I did the proud. And also, I think your worst is pretty obvious. Yeah, we did yours worst as well. We just did that. Oh, I did forget to say my worst moment is still existing. Five things to achieve.

Yes. You're going to love that. Everybody likes this one. Well, I already, I did. So my brother told me to do a goals list like two weeks ago for next year. I was like, what do you mean? It's like, you know, prepare your goals for next year. I was like, what do you mean? It's like, you know,

prepare your goals next year. I just copied them over. Oh, you hadn't done them? No, I already have them. So I've just copied them. Oh,

I did read them out then all this, uh, the a hundred K ultra. Yeah. Which I mentioned do that, but you got to start training for that.

Like now I am in training. I'm training for Brian. Oh no. Oh, then from Brian marathon upwards. Yeah. Um, a million subs. Yeah. Subscribe to read like now I am in training I'm training for Brighton aren't I oh then from Brighton Marathon upwards yeah a million subs yeah

subscribe to real far off right now not that far you're going to do it man visit five more countries five new countries that's going to be hard

because you've been to a lot but I've never been to a lot of Asia so I think we're going to cross off a lot of that a million view video in 48 hours. Bosh. Fucking hell.

That'd be hard. That'd be hard. And do harder things with less resistance. Cause a lot of the time, like, what does that mean? As in like, there's,

there's things that I do and I just procrastinate rather than just getting shit done. For example? So like a cold shower. To be more proactive. Yeah just getting shit done for example so like a cold shower to be more proactive yeah yeah I'll do anything but a cold shower no but I mean like stuff that I don't want to do I take fucking two hours to go around thinking if I should do it or not I think that's more common you want to eat the frog yeah exactly that's exactly what I want to do you know um eat the frog's different because that's doing something in the start of the day yeah well the hardest thing I'm just saying like if if it's difficult just fucking do it you know um eat the frog no but eat the frog's different because that's doing something at the start of the day yeah well the hardest thing

I'm just saying like if it's difficult just fucking do it you know cold showers are pointless it's more mentality thing isn't it

yeah it's a resilience just have a nice warm shower no it does cold baths there's no physical um there's not it's more mental though

isn't it there is not for cold showers no it's not I've seen loads of people talk about it cold baths ice baths yeah the water is you don't you're not I've seen loads of people talk about it cold baths ice baths

yeah the water you're not enclosed in the ice for too long in a cold shower it's not the same physical benefits as an ice bath no yeah no

it won't be the same physical benefits but it helps with other things so an ice bath will replace the red blood cells that's what that does

a cold shower is not going to do that but it helps you with raising what's it body temperature no no no dopamine yeah dopamine that's it helps you with raising what's it body temperature no no no dopamine

yeah dopamine that's it it helps with that what shall I do not that oh it's so nice yeah no I know but

have I just schooled you thank you mine are 50,000 YouTube subs yeah yeah come on

200k on my foot. I do need to start, I need to get back uploading TikTok regularly. How many accounts do you have? Now I have two, but they're like my 11th and 12th accounts. Yeah, but I've not been getting banned. What's the most you've had on a single account?

I've been getting banned. Like 300K, something like that. And you just have to restart every time. Just restart, just go again I really don't give a fuck I'll just restart if someone lost their account people would stress over there

you don't give a shit I really don't give a shit get 200k on my first account and 100k on my second account on TikTok complete dry Jan do a skiing vlog whether that's with you lot

or myself yeah we should do that and get rid of my belly slash better shape. No. You don't have a belly. Do. Sometimes when I eat,

it just sits. That's fine. Don't pull my feet. Is that what you do with Liv behind closed doors? That's what I do in my room, mate. We just look at each other and go. Tom Tom needs food food.

No, just get... I've been slacking the gym so bad and you know what I actually do enjoy going to the gym it's just hard this part of the year I think it doesn't help

with my schedule as well because obviously I go to the gym back home and if I'm down here and staying over and then just going out and fucking eating shit we're not eating shit

the weather fucks it as well when it's hot and sunny it's so easy to go and do exercise see I think the other way I prefer going when it's dark yeah I prefer going to the gym when it's like Tom I'm in the mood and I think the other way I prefer going when it's dark yeah I prefer going to gym

when it's like so I'm like I'm in the mood then I'm like yeah I'm going to focus you should get like a gym membership you can use in London as well as up there a pure gym

or a a gym or virgin active I hate the gyms around by me because they're so busy yeah they're a nightmare

what the fuck was that a burp there's not a virgin active by me what's yours, Phil? Be consistent again but with football videos. So like,

I want to do 12 videos minimum in the year so one a month. Yeah. Main channel. Second channel, keep up being again more regular.

Just be consistent basically and focus on football videos. Do you have a numerical amount for that? Second channel, I haven't given it a thought yet. It too broad at least one a week at least one a week on the second channel one a week on the second channel so four a month but i want the main channel to be focused more on football again because i can start doing more football that's the main goal yeah um hit a million on tiktok i want to upload

more on tiktok how many have you got on tikt 700k, I think. Oh, yeah, you'll do that. Hopefully. I just need to be more on TikTok, I think. TikTok's very cool. I want to start... You like TikTok? Yeah. I love TikTok.

Really? I love the app. I've just got to scroll down. I just need to edit and upload. And then I also want to... Can I give you some advice on TikTok? Yeah. I mean, I'm not trying to patronise you.

I think you focus too much on production.. I mean, I'm not trying to patronise you. I think you focus too much on production. Yeah, I'm reducing the production. Like TikTok, all mine are just like that. Yeah, I get it. That's what I mean. Will's really good at it. Save your good production for YouTube. People don't give a fuck on TikTok.

What Will's done with his video and building it on TikTok into this was extremely good as well. I haven't seen it. So he's been doing his end goal video was doubling the amount he runs every day

oh I saw that but didn't he do one the other day that was like 90km yeah so that's the final video for all the small ones

he was doing on TikTok daily which he'd already filmed so you're watching him this every day and now the full one is on this video and it's like

it's really good it's probably the best cross platform promotion it was very similar to the Bryson DeChambeau one wasn't it's like it's really good it's probably the best cross-platform promotion it was very similar to the bryson dechambeau one wasn't it and also it's got a good storyline where you're coming back every day to see him do it again and it's like i think you'll see a lot more people do think of ways to do that in the new year because it's very good making series as well would be good yeah especially the new youtube thing YouTube thing. What was I going to say? Series old is good.

Tossy Talker used to go hard, man. Yeah, those 7K views used to bang. That's good for me. I can't remember what I was going to say now. I am actually going to... Oh, shit. I've just thought of a good idea for TikTok during the World Championships. I'm going to try and hit a 180 each day.

Yeah. Nine darts. Nine darts each day. No, no, no. Mate. Are you good at darts I'm okay could you get a 180

I've never hit one before I've hit 140s it's a tiktok if you get it though I've hit 140s yeah I've I think that's an easy just second channel

all I do on my second channel is drink and I don't want I just want to yeah I've still got those brew dogs fucking advent calendars

to finish as well because I've been away I've got loads to do. And some of them are like 8%. Oh, milkshake. Oh dear. I've got to drink them all. Two more?

Yeah, I'm sure you had two more. I thought I was going to say something, but I just can't remember what it was. I feel like you should have prepped to work on your memory. I'm hitting it. I'm doing an Ironman.

To prep better. How about that? I'm full Ironman. To prep better for shows. I've written down. A full Ironman. A full Ironman. I'm doing that. A full Ironman's good, yeah. Yeah, full Ironman I'm full Ironman I'm doing that

full Ironman's good yeah and I want to do a sub 4 hour marathon as well doing that as well in Paris which would be nice but it's more just like the city of love yeah city of love baby being consistent with everything

just being on time just showing up being a good guy disciplined you're already a good guy you don't need to you're already disciplined you could eat like mental foods

because you do that as well. Just eat like scorpions. Oh, God. Actually, no. I forgot he's a pussy. No, I would eat a Scorpo. Oh, I'll have another chocolate cake slice.

Yeah. Chocolate scorpion. What's the last one? I haven't done two months. Who's not done it? Oh, sorry. I forget about you. Oh, sorry.

One more. I really want to take pitch side to the next level. What does that mean? Or back side. Just be... You've got to be specific with them. Specifically with our vlog.

You want more vlog content. I agree. I want us to treat it more like the Sidemen. Like, we all have to come up with three video ideas for the year for both channels. And then that's 12 video ideas for each channel. I think that's cool. That's one a month. Yeah.

But then how's that? But you two have got really busy... Well, he's... Obviously, if he's working... The pitch side is more hard. Even if we do backside or say for me, for waffling,

if we film two episodes in one week, then the next week is free. Yeah. Yeah. You see what I mean? This is the problem. We used to be like that,

but because of holidays, we're constantly in bulk. Yeah, but holidays are done now. Well, you're going away in Feb. Yeah. How long?

Two weeks. I haven't got any holidays planned. What part of Feb as well. Yeah. How long? Two weeks. I haven't got any holidays planned. What part of Feb? All of it. At the start? No. Okay. So that's what I mean.

So we get back from Christmas, we're instantly bulking. We get into February when you're back, we're instantly bulking again for the rest of February and it limits everything. Yeah, 100 bro.

100 bro. 100 bro. Right, do yours. Fight and Misfits again. Whoa! Patrick's Right, do yours. Fight a misfit again. Whoa! That forces me to actually like fucking The whole company.

fix my knee. Just fight the Yeah, fight everyone on misfits. I'm carrying that shit, man. I got robbed in the awards as well. Best rookie. Please. I don't think you got robbed

by that paycheck you got. I got fucking robbed. Get fucking ripped while I still can because I'm getting older now and it's gonna be harder to get fuck off a bit more honestly i think i'm older than you overrated no not not ripped i mean i want to like i i've always went to the gym but i've never incorporated

it with a diet properly like you're missing the other also with not with a proper plan so i've went and done lots of stuff which isn't probably the most efficient way of doing it having abs overrated underrated overrated I just want to feel as a man who's been

incredibly I actually don't think abs look that good genuinely I really don't I just want to feel overall

fitter and stronger was be a better friend relative because I'm just sort of like work

all the time is that friend slash relative is that friend to us as well be a better friend relative person backside 100k pitch side because I'm just sort of like working all the time. Is that friend slash relative? Is that friend to us as well? Yeah, because you are a shit person. Be a best friend relative person. Backside,

100k pitch size, 350k, pretty easily doable. Are we on 300k pitch size yet? No. No. We don't gain subs, mate. 298, 99?

Fucking men. We don't ask them though, do we? We need to do that more. CTA. And then, climb a mountain or do some random hard challenge. So not like a marathon,

but like, yeah, do something hard. Skiing. But like, out in my comfort zone. Why don't we climb a mountain? do some random hard challenge. So not like a marathon but like yeah do something hard. Skiing. But like out in my comfort zone. Why don't we climb a mountain? It's not that hard.

Hike up a mountain and down it. Fucking really hard then? No. I'm done with the physical challenges Theo.

Five mountains. Ten mountains. Ten. We have to do a skiing vlog. Let's do 14 peaks. Fuck off mate. I'll do it.

We should do a skiing vlog the start of March. The first week, mate. I'll do it. We should do a scheme vlog the start of March. The first week of March. I think that our planet Where's this video? Start of February, I'm free.

He's not. He is, yeah. Oh, right. Start of Feb. Start of Feb, we're going to do a scheme vlog and we're going to go to Val d'Isere.

Be there. Subscribe now if you want to see that. Please, we almost have 50. Predictions for the new year? I've got some good ones. Five predictions. This is big.

This could come back to it. I think. Pitch side ceases to exist. I was going to say that. No, I've actually got five. So can we take it seriously, please? Aliens confirmed. Yeah.

Is this Lewis's list? Lily Phillips shags David Attenborough but David Attenborough also dies not during sex that's really wrong I've also got I think Russia

will take over Ukraine oh god that's a bit and Roy Keane will attack Daniel Sturridge live on air you go I've got

Theo gets engaged or I put someone in this room does I didn't know if it was Theo I just think look at me you go I've got Theo gets engaged or I put someone in this room does I didn't know if it was Theo I think one of you he's a

he's a little cutie patootie over there me either any heard an outsider's intent to run for prime minister in the future you're an idiot

he's already been speaking about it and since Donald Trump's done it people are trying to give it a fucking confidence.

Tom genuinely punches me in the face. So like, I don't know if it's a shoot or drunk or whatever, but Tom genuinely

will punch me in the face this year, I reckon. Reeve fights on misfits. That's my life mission to get Reeve.

I want to find a Reeve opponent. He's my, what's the word? Agent want to find a Reeve and opponent he's my what's the word agent yeah my bottom agent I'm trying to

promote her yeah that's the one so and then Lewis he keeps asking Misfits to get me on a call I'm on George Fenton and him

oh that would be good so good isn't it he's scrapping now against another Love Islander you should just take on like a Love Islander yeah you know what I mean

whoever's the new love islander that comes off, fight him. You got muscles, they got muscles, muscle fight. Yeah. You got more than muscles though.

You got brains and muscles. You got heart as well. You should start training now. I'm a decent cock. Wizard of Oz. You should start training and head as well. And then Lewis moves up north

and buys a cafe. Well, that's not very nice. Really? It's possible. Can we finally get rid of you? So wait, hang on a second. So your last thing, which you think's going to happen in 25,

is you quit the show and leave. I'm just going to buy a cafe though and make a true crime. So you're going to commute every day? Yeah, he's going to run. I've thought it through. I don't know what's going to happen. I just have a sense that

Oh, that's really sad. The cafe would be nice. The pit side's gone. The back side's gone. The pit side's already gone from his. Yours? Fucking better not be.

It's my only job. Reeve? I mean, I had one, so I'll win the rest. Go Golfing video gets uploaded. I don't know if it's going to happen, you know.

That's tough, man. It's happening this weekend, so. What about the ones for next year yeah okay cool I also put someone in this room gets engaged whether it be you

or you I reckon it'll be Tom I need to actually take myself out of this conversation that's actually not happening guys well you keep saying

I'm absolutely miles away from that I'm telling you for free sorry Arsenal win the Premier League I'm telling you for free. Sorry. Arsenal win the Premier League. And the Champions League and the treble.

No, what I did want to say is I don't think Littler does win the Worlds. That's not that crazy. There you go.

Wow. Wow. Who do you think will Humphries back to back yeah I think Anderson or Littler will win it and

let's just put it out there Scott Scheffler does the Grand Slam there you go all of them all of them all the majors yeah why not

Bryson's going to get another major alright Theo what are yours Bryson wins the US Open again and cements himself as the most liked golfer slash biggest change in history

U-turn U-turn of all time yeah I have a mental breakdown from doing three podcasts self-inflicted yeah yeah

agrees to third podcast I just can't feel sorry for him when he agrees to everything I have to do it. I just can't feel sorry for him when he did it. He agrees to everything. I have to do it now. I predict that... A riot? Because he's going to win.

Yeah. I will successfully return and play football, i.e. i.e. Portville. One or two games. No, please don't. You'll get injured. Yeah, you're going to get injured. Stop it. Just. I.E. Portville. One or two games. No, please, Dawn. You're going to get injured.

Yeah, you're going to get injured. Stop it. Just pack it. Mate, give up. You're nearly 30, mate. Give up. Stop trying to play full games and just enjoy the video side.

No, no, I agree. I'm not going to be playing football. I'm just going to play one football match. I'm not going to be playing football. I'm just going to be playing a football match. I want you to try and figure that one out. One match. I want to play one match. So you'll be playing football. No, but Dawn's. You don't need to. Yeah, it's like I'm a going to be playing football. I'm just going to be playing a football match. I want you to try and figure that one out. One match. I want to play one match.

So you'll be playing football. No, but don't. You don't need to. Yeah, it's like I'm a glass, mate. Save yourself for soccer aid or cyber charity match or something like that. Yeah, I am doing football in videos.

You don't need to. So don't play a normal game. Imagine you can't do like a cyber charity match or soccer aid because you fucking Portville. You try to play a game. Why don't you come down and play for my five-side team? We wear pitch side shirts. I'd love to wear five-side. I'd try to play gear why don't you come down and play for my

five-a-side team we wear pitch-side shirts I'd love to wear five-a-side I'd love to play five-a-side but when I say football I mean I'll play one maybe I'll play Sunday realistically I probably won't

we're fucking really good as well I would probably get to Dickhead who thinks yeah I'll bash into Theo Baker I'd like to play five-a-side for the lads

Paul Hollywood dies who's that Bake Off isn't he yeah Bake Off a random celebrity death. Yeah, and Aaron Ramsey has scored the day before.

Yeah, if we're going to go random celebrity deaths, I've got a rogue one. I think Mikel Arteta's going to die. Jesus. Why would you say that,

man? Fuck it, oh. That's horrible. Was that horrible? You didn't say that about Paul Hollywood. Oh,

you filmed with him, didn't you? Sorry. No, no, I'm joking. I think Pep Guardiola is going to take

his own life fucking hell Jesus Lewis Hamilton will win the championship with Ferrari I agree

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