Back Side - Drunk at YouTuber Stag Do! Theo's next Iron Man & The CIA Has Spy Monkeys?

Episode Date: May 21, 2025

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Welcome to a new episode of Backside with me, Reeve, Theo Baker, Tom Garrett and Lewis Bowden. If you haven't already hit follow, why not tap it right now for new episodes every week. And if you want to see more Backside, catch us on YouTube, TikTok and Instagram, where all you have to do is search Backside. Let's get into it. AB and George Clark went live on Twitch. Yeah. I hated that. It was so embarrassing.

My point is, we spent the whole day filming in front of a camera, and then we'd finish, was in the pub, and then they're getting the cameras out again. I'm like. Yeah, everyone, the content's over. Yeah, can we just stop? Can we not? Because I wanted to.

Will and Will, they cheat. Ah! My scab's peeling on me. Oh, you're picking it. Oh, stop picking it. Stop. It doesn't feel. Oh, no, stop.

You've come off the back of one of the greatest weekends of your life. I sort of go home back to like my old life. And then I come here and it's like London's like a dungeon. F***ing miserably. It's all about just getting on the train and riding the train until you die. So should we talk about your cum stag remain? I'm gonna get done so dirty when the end comes out.

Because all the other teams come out fine. Soon as it's revealed who gets me. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Yeah! What were you talking about all day? Like you don't really have much in common with Yeah! What were you talking about all day? Like, you don't really have much in common with AB. What do you think, Lou is he?

He's not like a straight cat. But did you do the illegal 62% shot? He was like, do you want the legal one or the illegal one? Right, yeah, she's obviously an illegal, you're an idiot. They wouldn't serve that, would they? Jesus Christ. You want the one that's not allowed to be served,

the one that we've illegally. Yeah, who was stopping it, yeah. His neck came going, can I see your alcohol license? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Genuine question, lads. If you had to win a game show to save your life, which game show you pick in? Total Wipeout.

And which game show would get someone else on this panel killed? Total Wipeout, but the water is for the Great White Sharks. No, you've created... No, I'm saying any game show. It could be like mastermind and you get that wrong. Deal or no deal, surely, isn't it? To survive. If you don't get a hundred.

I'm too thick to do any of the quizzes. It doesn't have to be a quiz. It could be a game show. What else is there? I don't know. Tipping point. Family fortunes. Yeah.

I do family fortunes. You'd want a game show where it's like one on one or team versus team to fancy your chances. Like 50-50 back in the day. Do you remember that? Oh, I'd do 50-50. I'd fucking smack all that all over. Golden Balls. You ever seen Golden Balls? Yeah, that used to be on before the Simpsons. I think I'd go with Mass of Mind and just have a really niche. A subject that suits you.

Out in 2003, four seasons. West Warms Oats 2003. I think Golden Balls is the greatest TV show in history of game shows. It's not though, because they cracked the code and that guy basically cracked it. And then it's just that element of split steel is so beastful. Yeah, but... Well, not holding them all, but there's love hiding. The glitch got packed.

Can you imagine? Yeah, there it is. Don't come away with love. Oh, I'll go on my slay, I'm a big brother, I'd win that. You would not win Big Brother, man. I hear people who see that, by the way, when they're serious. That's also a horrendous tactic because you're in there for so long to try and win it. Whereas you could do like fucking, that's one of those shows. You could do the chase and that's 20 minutes. That's one of those shows. If you try to win, you're going to lose. Yeah.

I just beat myself. Then I'd win. And if you don't, I'm not being horrible. You would not win big. Do you think I'd win? You had a, you'd have a chance. I think I'd buy the myself then I'd win. And if you don't, you don't. I'm not being horrible, you would not win Big Brother. Do you think I'd win? You'd have a chance actually. I think I'd either first out or I'd be alright. What about Sleb? I'm a Sleb. Would I win that? No. What the hell? Basically saying I'm not likeable.

I'm not saying that you will annoy too many people. Or I'd be first out in all these things. That's a horrendous show for you because you are so picky with food. If you ever got a challenger, you had to eat like a kangaroo ball. I'd do the food challenge. Honestly, I can't do that. Has he got salt? No, he'd love it. He'd be asking for more testicles.

I don't like fire. I'm so bad at this. This is the best thing I've ever eaten. Are you not eating yours? I'll have some more bum-ho. Oh, hello. Charles, are you out of the dog house yet? Aye. That was a head-to-head.

That was a weird answer. Aye. Do we sound like a fucking sheep? The thing is, I actually haven't seen Charlie for fucking ages because I was out with you drinking loads and I went to pot of cope and then did you give us some good love him and you come back some good love and did you know What's dirty? Sex. Filthy sex. I love making him talk about sex. Does she fancy you more now? You're like a f***ing scarred like.

I do look a bit dangerous though. Did you tell her you got in a fight? I'm kind of like a bad boy. Should have seen the other twigs. Should have seen what I'd done to that tree branch. He was a b*** like. I've done to that tree branch. Yeah, he was a Work you gotta do now you gotta go back make sure you time something and bleep I'll be into this I would have killed myself Let's do together

Right, babe. Yeah, I feel a goofy at the moment. You've come off the back of one of the greatest weekends of your life I was seeing this I was like it's like I sort of go home back to like my old life. And then I come here and it's like London's like a dungeon. And it's like, you step out of the dungeon. It is pretty relentless. It's very fancy. Then you're just back here as I are. Just fucking miserable here. But it's all about just getting on the train and riding the train until you die.

Yeah, I don't like this train though. I think I like the train. It happens every time I go home, we have the same conversation. I'm like, I just want to say no. What are you gonna do? You're gonna go home and just like do nothing? Open a cafe?

I thought of the best job in the world, right? Just be a greenskeeper at a golf club. No, that's a lot of work, you know. I know it, I understand. But I don't mind a lot of work. It's rewarding because once you look back and you're like, damn, that's like, that course is lovely. That's really good. That you can, you spend time.

How many times did you go up to the greens keepers and go, you know what mate, thank you for putting this. You don't need that. You can look at it. No, but you might overhear people in the clubhouse saying fucking hell, greens are quick today. Oh, fair was nice today. And you might add it. You got people like him who just smacked their golf clubs on the, on the, on the party. That's true. But I'll be there. I'll be there with me. When? Oh, you don't remember.

So angry, got his pot and started mashing up the fucking green. Yeah, no, that's fucked me. That's really poor for me. I just think it's great. It's it won't be the highest paying thing if you're not doing it in the big leagues. But like you'll live in a nice area near your friends. You play golf a lot. Surely not working at the pro shops better than that.

I want to be outside in the sun. But Lewis, as a famous YouTuber now, you can't go back to a regular job. Be done. Have you gone too far over now? Do you know what I actually thought about this, right? If I tried to get a job anywhere else, then yeah, they might just look at backside and be like, oh,

he's fucking me. Well, you don't send that as your CV, do you? You don't go, right, I was on this show. Here's what I've got to offer. But if I tried to work in football in general, I feel like Pixar clips might murder me I feel like you're part Mexican. But how you get here you won't be able to because as soon as you step up Oh loud.

You know you're from Mexico City. No I'm seeing like that picture of me in black and white face pain screaming probably isn't good if they like search you up before a job interview. What you're a Newcastle fan sorry God forbid you have a have a passion. Look fucking man. God forbid a man has a hobby. I don't think I passed the personality challenge. So should we talk about your come stay with me? This is what a high rocks video did so well because we talked about and gave everything away

Did we yeah, I don't know All I'm saying is I think the score that you provided at the end of the episode is so skewed and wrong. It's crazy. The only reason you gave that score is because you're fucking drunk. What score did he give? He's giving it for all of my pros. Tom, he gave her. We had this conversation afterwards and you were like, yeah, I've had a really good day. I think that's kind of fair.

I had a good day. I had a great day, but that score is mental. Why? The reason why is because the whole day for me was a surprise I went into it thinking fucking how this is gonna be her I even said at the start of the day. I was like lads. I'm so great about today It's gonna be horrendous day for me thinking it'd be a proper stag where you like Making me do fucking shoe ease out of people's ass and stuff like that. I like to do a shoeing But because everything even even when, when X, Y, Z had turned up originally, I was like, Oh my God, we can say who was in the video. It was all

other stories on it. Yeah. AB batch, Chip and George. Yeah. And then Arthur TV was a special guy. But I was a great, I would say I think you're obviously going to have an amazing day. And you're punishing me for what he wants to win. He wants to win. What he's going to have an amazing day. And you're punishing me for picking a score. What score do you mean? He wants to win. What score do you mean? What he's going to do now is all your scores will be, hmm, point something. So, yeah.

They're all going to be within the upper echelon. That's how it goes. He basically created a new score. You're annoyed at him because you had a great day. Oh, you wanted me to give a round number. But then I couldn't... No, you need to have points. I think points are fair.

I like mine. You're annoyed at Reath having a great day, so you're giving it a high score. No, you need to have points. I think points are fair. I like points. You're annoyed at Reef having a great day, so you're giving it a high score. No, no, no. His score, a lot of it came from after we'd stopped filming. We will do that on the others? Yeah, yeah. It's not a bad thing if I give your stag do's really high ratings.

He was very happy in the evening. He actually scored it before we left. I actually scored it in the beer garden. Maybe you found out after. I could have got more points. You would have got more points. You're fucking fantastic. Can I reveal how we did the day? Yeah, of course. I said it would have been higher, admittedly not that much higher if we all stayed together, but I can understand why for content that would have been a bad thing because we had one We had one ten minute segment where everyone was together and it was pure cake We could talk about we could talk about what we did. We did the first pub together. Yeah, that was good

That was a gay bar. We didn't we went to a gay bar and got stickers Oh Batch and I went into like five gay bars. Me and Chip went into the biggest pub in London. Oh, wait, is it the Irish pub? The Irish one. Oh, sick. It's never ending. Mate, sick, though, isn't it? Yeah, it's a bit, I mean-

Oh, it's a footy in there. Do you want me to let you swear? Some of it's a bit suited to Chris, though. You can barely stand up. Yeah, it is small. We should see it, because you might be like, what the fuck did yous do? It was essentially-

A scavenger hunt. It's find the fox. Find the mystery bride. Chase the chicken. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Find the fox. Yeah, there was a mystery bride hiding somewhere inside the zone and we sort of had like war zones

that shrunk and teams of two were searching in every book. And we unlocked those smaller zones by completing challenges for other teams. But every pub you went into search for the bride, you couldn't leave the pub without having a drink and each drink had to be different. Completely different. I will say though, I don't know if your cameraman told you,

we didn't stick to it because we were like, that would just be shit. We were told that you only had to have one drink between the two. We were told that as well, but we scrapped it. We disagreed with that rule, we thought it was pathetic. Oh yeah. We can't do that, we can't be sharing a drink.

Oh no, that's shit. No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. That's shit. That is what was laid out to the game. Maybe I didn't speak to him because I was thinking, do we do that? Because I didn't know how many pubs we were going to go into. We did a lot.

I'm like, how are we going to have a video here? But I spoke to you in the morning. I think, I mean, like, yeah, it should be one. No, but you organised it for pretty much eight people that wanted a day of drinking. Yeah. We went into many pubs. It was just when I was picking my head, because I didn't know the air. I didn't know if you'd be in back-to- back pubs, but the pubs were a little bit spread

out. So you do need. We were also, I mean, you won't be surprised to find that Lewis had the biggest stinker of the day and he's a complete fucking idiot. Oh yeah. It's so funny. Oh yeah. What an idiot.

I actually think we have like, we have a really good video in the making with how the, the end and the sort of kids together. This is how I know it was an amazing video. And if it comes together brilliantly it will be amazing for the viewers. When everyone finished they all went up to the production team and went, our cut is so good. I will say though, we were just chilling.

We should have had mics on lads, we should have had task cams on. Now absolutely crazy happened. That was just a sick day out. It was just like fun. I like that everyone, everyone when they rocked up was just like in a good mood on it. Yeah. Do you know what I mean? That was until you turned up. I was first.

No, you weren't. By the way, hey, I'll let you know, actually. You weren't. I was the one that suggested to him to get a pre-match beer. You were? That was very... I went into the weedest most sketchy pub ever. So like we went into this place, I had like a dodgy sign, it said it was like this Spanish

pub so I was like, oh, hold on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. As a Mexican. And I said to AB, I was like, I speak Spanish, don't worry. We go down like this dark staircase and we're like, this could be a really good hind spot. Go down. Who thinks that? It was down a dark dodgy pub.

Oh, because you were looking, I thought you just, you walked into a pub and went, this would be a really good hiding spot. Go down. It's just, who thinks that? Was down a dark, don't you think? I thought you just, you walked into a pub and went, this would be great hiding spot. Who thinks that? Walking into a pub. The problem I mean, it'd be hard. Clearly he doesn't have that thought often. I went in there, it was like this really tiny bar, right?

And it was really dark and it was just one geezer, a bit old and had like a permanent face like this. A permanent face. Like this. Oh, right. Like, and I was like, you all this, like... A permanent face. Like this. Oh, right. And I was like, you all right, mate? How you doing? He's the local, isn't he?

And he turned round and just looked at me. Like I'd just like shot his wife in the head. Did you? And then, no, I didn't yet. But anyways, he turned round and just completely blanked me. So I'm just sort of, the camera's there and he like, leave me sort of sneakily recording. I'm like, what the fuck's going on? And I was like, we're talking about what we want.

I'm like, oh, can we get like two vodka's lemonades? And he's looking at me. He just looks us both up and down. Have you fought it? No, it's just really uncomfortable up my nose and it's pretty grim. He looks us both up and down. He's like, I think you should both leave me. Wait, what? And I was like, You're from Winterfell?

And I was like, all right. And then we just like walked up the stairs. I was like, I never- The stairs will stave him. Yeah. Like I never thought like- What's the job? Lewis, I know why. Do you remember what you were wearing? Yeah, that is true. Why did you decide to do that with your clothes?

We did forget what- What? Did you probably always start better? No, no, me and Chip were just walking around and then people were like staring at us and we were like, wipe it. Oh yeah, we immediately- Camera in the cocks.

We immediately solved that issue straight away. The gay bar loved it to be fair. Yeah, he completely put, you know the things that you cover Cubs with to get spiked. We just slapped that straight over the eyes. No, we didn't cover it. We didn't cover what was on the back of your top. No. Did you know, I thought you would have covered that first thing.

Why would I cover it? Just some banter that you organised with the lads. Why would I not want a bit of banter? Well you asked me for sellotape so. I wouldn't ask you for sellotape would you guys? That's completely clear. Whatever it is, tip innit? At least Lew did a great job organising at the start though didn't he? Yeah you had a stinker at the start. You're so nervous. Why are you so nervous? Now Liam came up to you afterwards and afterwards he was like, thank you so much for organising this. Oh, here we go. No, no, come on.

I'll let him talk. I'll let him talk and then I'll just see. No, he was being a little bit like, stressy and a little bit nervous, but you were trying to take over yet again. He was acting like there was all Lord's huge problems before anyone. I wasn't saying, no, we're there.

I wasn't saying, let's go, leave. You didn't even give me an opportunity to try and do anything. We should have taskcums, why do we have taskcums? But why is the vlog not out next week? Oh, you're trying to make the edit quicker by not having taskcums? Why don't we want it next week with taskcums? Why are you doing it like this? No, you were acting like, you were acting as if it was a stag do, but we actually had to record an intro and different things about it. It's so painful Theo, you're so bad with your own ass. It'll be better because the intro will look better and it has interviews. Interviews were always going to happen.

It's just because you put it in everything you interview. They were always going to happen. I do a shortlist mate, I know what's gonna happen if you're not stressed about it like he's gonna come in yeah I have to do absolutely everything you did ask me to take control at one point what yeah he said oh can you just gather people around and organize it oh my god. It didn't happen again. It didn't happen. It's literally on camera, what are you on about? It definitely isn't on camera. Sorry, I care about the quality of the video we want to make.

I don't understand what you're... He had everything organised? Oh, he did not. You didn't give him trans, straight flying the dice. Do you know what's amazing? Like, every vlog we've done, bar the hometown, I planned all the vlogs and they've all went fine, and then suddenly this one...

Do you know what? It's because all his mates are there. He's trying to show off. I actually think I think you're trying to show off a little bit. The teams were really good there. I thought you and Batra would be a funny team. How was your one? Yeah, we just, we just had a good time. You threw a big curveball in the teams actually, because you left us four remaining of me, Reeve, Batch and George. And obviously everyone thinks me, Reeve, Batch and George. And obviously everyone thinks it's going to be Batch and George together, right? No, because it was, we were a backside member with everyone. It was going to be one with everyone. I like how you spit that out. I thought it'd be team captains. You didn't know,

you planned the whole day, so you wouldn't know. I planned 90% of the video, but obviously the temper I didn't know. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Fair enough. Why are you not happy about the score then? Yeah. Cause I felt like it was a personal attack. But it's... For what? You planned it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Too good.

You organised it all directly. I think the logic of the teams was good. I think Chip wanted either you or Tom, but I thought you and George would be funny. So I'll give you Chip. And then you and Batch were an obvious one. Yeah. I think Chip was just sad not to have AB actually.

But they weren't going to have a beat together, were they? That's the problem. Me and Jor, we're in an illegal shot. Do you want to see a video? Can I just say on the team picking bit, I'm going to get done so dirty when the other comes out, because all the other teams come out fine. Soon as it's revealed who gets me, aah!

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I was there like, look at that, I'm like, this is fucking bad. AB fucking ran off mate. What were you talking about all day? Like you didn't really have much in common with AB. I'm going fuck. What do you think, Lou is he? He's not like a straight cat.

Actually, AB's one of the more like, down to earth guys in that group as well, you know? So I can get on to him on a level. Who's not down to earth? Yeah, there we go. Chip. He would've spent the whole day in a huff that he's not with like someone else.

That is to be fair, I must admit me and Chip did spend like 15 minutes in the pub cause he went for a shit and I just stood outside with him. Oh mate, he was doing the toilet. I had so many issues throughout the day when I needed a piss and the only places that were open for a wee were pubs and as soon as you go in there you have to have a drink as well. So I'm going in there and relieving myself and then I'm having a pint again. Were you just doing like pints? Yeah. I had a couple of shots.

I was on the spirit. So like old moot. You were changing beers I hope. Yeah. We had a shot. We clarified to the camera every time what it was. So we know for a fact. But did you do the illegal 62% shot? No, we are that maybe that make me worse

Over here for doing well, he was like do you want the legal one or the illegal one? One that's not allowed to be served He saw you coming on my lot mate. And it's 30 quid. That's fine. Ray and Nephews is a legal free. 63% is illegal. And you believed him.

It's not illegal. You believed a licensed establishment selling illegal shots. Yeah man. In central London. He's getting the hell. He's necklacing. He's going,

can I see your alcohol license? You're under arrest. It's still up. He's necklacing, he's going, can I see your alcohol license? You're under arrest. It's so illegal, it's crazy. Me and George have to do it under the cover of darkness and everything. What does that mean? Exactly. Yeah, okay.

Do you want to see a video at the end of the night? By the way, I will preface this. This was three minutes after myself and my brother clocked onto him doing it. And we were like, oh, we've got to film this. So three minutes, there's a good three minute stint prior of him being even worse than this is. I don't think I've seen this.

I don't actually. I don't. I don't actually. I don't. Oh, how? Yes. You get it. And then you start.

And then you start. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. Look at him swaying, mate. I don't. I don't. and then you start **** **** **** **** **** Look at him swaying mate

**** Your family I don't think it was **** Your family He walks off No, that's not very your family Well I left the camera on

That's not very your family I was probably not your family You scared him off by saying his name 10 times **** **** **** ****

**** **** **** **** **** **** I was probably not your family. You scared him off by saying his country 10 times. You're a fucking freak. Fuck off. You're a fucking freak. Little Lepia goes, yeah, you're a fucking freak, mate. Fuck off. By the way, by the way, that's the most vocal

he was in that entire conversation as well. The bit prior, he's going like this and he stands up against the tree. That's probably not your family. And then goes like this and he comes back. Mate, you were standing up swaying mate. I was in a loop just going, your family. No, you were going, that's not your family.

That's not your family. That's proper not your family. I just remember stood there and I was just like at a wall and knew I couldn't drink more. For somebody who drinks a lot, you have such a low tolerance. No, we had loads. I was making up to AB, I was like,

oh, it's a double shot round now, so we have to do two shots. I don't know what I was thinking because I can't do shots. We had like two shots that were like eight pound each as a ripoff called gruel. Never heard of that. We had two shots of gruel and it was me. Was it a grueling experience? It really was.

Who was paying for your shots by the way? It's all on me. I haven't been bursary yet. Yeah. I assume you were paying as well, weren't you? I know what's going on here. No, me and Chip, I just shared. Well, Chip's different because he owns the company. Obviously, I was paying for George's, our video. Who were you paying? Who paid for yours?

Butch and I went one after the other. That's what me and Chip did. Butch is a guest on the show! I didn't think that through, I mean. I forgot it was a video, and I was like, I'll get this one, and he was like, I'll get this one. I was like, all right, fine, which is a normal thing to do. You take turns with the rounds and we were having like, it was a round each time we went into a pub.

But he's fucking gaslighting me into saying, like, why didn't you pay for the whole thing? Cause it's a video. And I was like, I treated it as my stag day. I forgot. I should actually invoice it off page. Yeah, so should I. By the way, how about for the miscellaneous?

I looked through, I looked through. There's a lot of money on there. I looked through a bit of the footage to check it was all right. It's a bit where you and George are in the pub and you were talking about, Oh, well that's a specific bit. Fucking hell. I wonder what the fuck AB and Lucy even talk about. And you do an impression of he's being, when George does a Joddy accent is so funny. And then you'll be in A and B. Can you remember it? Oh, good anecdote that, Lou. Fuck you now. By the way. He knew half way through that sentence

that this is just not the one. He was flagging halfway through that. Did you have to be there? Also you're asking the wrong person to remember. I know I was hoping he would take over and let me take me out there. No, no, try and finish it. Come on, what happened?

That was about it. What a ridiculous, stupid thing to say. But he's pointing the finger at me being like, you know, rude on the day. No, not rude. Oh, well, you know, like generally the taboo thing. Just tight. Yeah, it wasn't tight.

All right. I'll tell you what else did happen on the, on the stag do though. Yeah. AB and George Clark went live on Twitch. Yeah. I hated that. It was so actually embarrassing.

What was happening there? They needed it. They needed to get money to post. AB did that because that was his last day of April, right? Couldn't he do it the next day? No, no, cause it was May the next day. It was quite funny at the time. I was always all out with the lads

and they're going live on Twitch. Yeah. Oh, Tom Garrett doesn't approve. Live points lost. And then Tom Garrett. Lad alert, lad alert. So we're going to our lad correspondent to feedback if that is lad worthy or not.

Tom Garrett, please take over. Not lad worthy. Not lad worthy. Are you telling me there could be some cancelable things on the stream? My point is- Well, only from you. My point is-

I actually stated at the start of the first- We'd spend the whole day filming in front of a camera and then we'd finish, was in the pub, and then they're getting the cameras out again, I'm like... Yeah, everyone, the content's over! Yeah, can we just, can we not? Because I wanted to say... Well, Tom, you'll be happy to know that I did the Lord's work.

I took George's phone... The slurs. And then I clicked end stream. And everyone hated you for that as well, didn't they? Yes, yes, yes, yes. But unfortunately, sometimes you have to do what things have to be done. Right. Doesn't make any sense.

I did post a TikTok of George, actually. I saw it. Have you read the comment? Yeah, it's cream. Oh, my God, it's fucking mental. What is it? It's like a first. That final pub was pretty good, though. Yeah, it was good pub. I'd happily go back.

Yeah, it was a good pub. It's a long way away, but it was a good pub. Yeah, it was good pub. I'd have to go back. It's a long way away but it was a good pub. Shout out to Will who, because obviously I was on it so I could know the pub. Did he find the pub? Well no, because I couldn't know so I basically made the first zone and then he had to then plan and produce the show from there. Also the poor bride by the way, just sat in that dress in the back end of a beer and got him for four and a half hours.

They had other card. Yeah, they did. I ended up hanging out the- They were pissed, him and Will, they, she- Ah! Them and Will were pissed. Yes. Well, I ended up hanging out the back of her, so, yep.

She had a great day. Mate, some of these comments, by the way, thank you for your service. What did he do? It's just a video, George, and he's kind of like posing a bit. It's like you have done the Lord's work. Bearing in mind, bearing in mind, Batch and I are trying to do the outro of our bit to Jamie and Fio. He's going

Theo Baker, thank you for doing God's work. This one is 24,000 thumbs up. What? The comment? Never thought I'd be thanking Theo Baker so much for a video. Oh my God. How many views does the video have? 600k. 24k on the comment. Why don't we like have... Yeah, you're back to being so many-

Why don't girls want to see like- Yeah, we don't deserve you. Thank you for this. It's so weird. You got lucky with the weather there. That was extra points. Yeah, the weather was so good. That was incredible.

I fucking sweated my ****. Now my TikTok is a George Clark fan account, so I'm all over that now. Anywho. You have a very good video coming out at some point in the future. Well, hopefully all three are. Hopefully all three are. I imagine the other three are so I'm all over that now. Anywho. You have a very good video coming out at some point in the future. Well, hopefully all three are. Hopefully all three are.

I imagine the other three are. I'm actually looking forward to watching it back to see what you lot will get up to. I'll be honest, I reckon mine and chief's probably the most boring part. We just, there wasn't much content. We just had a laugh. Yeah, I don't think me and my scabs peeling on me yet.

Oh, you're picking it. Oh, stop picking it. It doesn't peel. Oh, no, stop. It's green. Oh, it's bleeding now. Oh, it's because you're picking it. Stop. It doesn't stop. Oh, no, stop. It's green. Oh, it's bleeding now. Oh, it is, you know.

It's seeping. You're a dick. Also, before we finish this segment, can I put out there, Bach is the most female famous person that I have ever spent time with. Really? Every other fucking girl knows of his and comes up for a fight. He's so funny as well. He's actually so fucking funny, by chance.

We, I, I, maybe I'd saw a lass who genuinely like screamed in the middle of the stream while next to her boyfriend. Oh, off the TV, I'd that as well. Because we had to go up and get people to say, five people to say Beast Mode, which was awful. 100%, by the way, that's going to be our largest female audience of a video ever. So please stay. You fucking weirdos.

Yeah, no, we had to say Beast Mode, we had five people say Beast Mode, it was fucking awful because we still saw that, it just happened, like we just got out of say Beast Mode. We had five people say Beast Mode. It was fucking awful because we were still sober. It just happened. Like we just got out of the first pub. Did you organise the challenges? Sorry. No. All right. So they're just random and they're gone. OK. So like I shout, there's a big line of people outside

and I just shouted, will you please anyone say Beast Mode? And just got blank by everyone. It was awful. Anyways, we go to this lass and this lass and fucking the lad. And like she stops and sees AB and just goes like in the middle of the street and I was like what the fuck? He did have his hand around the throat though. Funny.

No Arthur TV there was a girl come up and had a photo with Arthur TV and she was literally shaking going oh my god I can't believe it and I was like like him? What about that? Did you have a beer at that point still? No, yeah, it was pretty much that. I thought, that's fucking crazy. Anyway, I want to end more towards the end. I want to do your facts.

I think you've got a good one this week, haven't you? I do, actually, can we quickly, I've got something to read out from a listener who sent me something, by the way. Alright, cool. I'm saying I don't want to do your facts yet. AB's actually just messaged me saying when does that vid drop. I'm guessing he wants it for his log AB. It's happened to me. That's very coincidental. We've got so many things on here to talk about.

I just want to read out this fucking because you remember when we did our TV shows with Mr. George Clark when he was on? Yeah. Yeah. So go back and listen to it. Someone sent in their TV show idea. Oh, they've got one. So Ebony King, this is yours. So hear me out. She says 12 men, 11 a gig. Sorry, what's her name? Sorry, that can't be a real name. She's a fucking porn star. Ebony King. That mate, I mean, it's a fair point. 12 men, 11 are gay and one straight. This is a real TV show. It's a real TV show. It's happened before, mate. But they're all actually

straight and they have to convince each other. Is that real? Yeah. Yeah. I don't think it's real. But that meme of a story has been done the rounds, mate. Do you think if you were in that? I went on it and then I won. And then I actually turned out to be gay. I shagged them all. They call me the Pokemon of the gays because I got a shag of them all. It's the Tenerife video from the house.

What Tenerife video you on about? Sorry my bad. I'd like to have a mass debate with you. Oh, go on. That's a weird thing to follow up on. Yeah. But you know the other day we touched on like Domino's being overpriced.

Yes. Oh God. Oh, I had a text from Domino's the other day. Oh yeah? Happy birthday? No. I mean, this is how dry my phone is. Domino's, we've missed you.

Get any size pizza for 7.99. Use this code. I should have given it to you, really. Yeah, you fucking should. But isn't Starbridge? I went to order a Domino's pizza and it was costing 28 pounds. How the, if you just go on the deals part of the website.

How many toppings are you adding? Everything. I just thought this is just ridiculous. You don't have to get to Domino's, there's other pizza chains. Papa John's. Very good, you know. And you get reward, you get Papa Don't reward.

No, no, I just do it from Deliveroo, mate, seriously. Oh no, do it through- Try Thin and Crispy Papa John's. It's because you do it from Deliveroo? Do it through the fucking actual website. You get dough delivery. Dough delivery? Yeah, so the 28 quid-

It's Omar Simpson. How much you spend on that Papa John's offer? It was a medium pizza for 12 quid and then two sides for tenner. Okay, so you spent 23 quid on it. The next time you go on Papa John's you'd have £2.20 to spend. How do you know this? Because I've used it before. You never order pizzas through the delivery app.

Yeah, that is mental. No, I do Domino's through Domino's app. So why would you do Papa John's through Deliveroo? I don't know, I didn't think they had an app. I think you should cheat yourself. They've got a very big app. Well, either way, I had it obviously after... Papa John's a racist though, ain't he?

Is he? The Papa John, they're the only. You got Dundinny for saying the N word. I did, good pizza though. I got an email from the person whose granddad is Peter from Peter's Bakery. Pizza Hut? What the fuck is Peter's Bakery?

I told you I was part of the other day. I don't know what that is. You didn't know what it was back then either. So why are you bringing it up, you illiterate chimp? Anyway, I had the full meaty one, Finning Crispy, it's fucking unreal. I had it after Charlie's birthday. It's really good pizza there. And then I was at 2am and then I went to the Hashtag match, had it after the match again,

I had two of them. Their sides are better than any other sides. Oh, the sides were different crafts, mate. I don't understand how you order sides with pizza, but the pizza's, you know. I was so hungry, man. Nah, you need something in between, like, to differentiate it. Oh no, I have the sides first then I have the pizza. I hate people like you, you piss me off.

Why? Why would you get, right, it's like when you get a burger, you get a burger and chips, right, I'm gonna eat all these chips when they're nice and fresh and then I'm gonna eat the burger called Mix and Mash. Well, I eat really quick mash. Or eat the burger, the main event for that. I'm always a burger first kind of guy. I don't know.

With Peter then. I do the chips first. I don't order a burger with the pizza. You're fucking. The halloumi fries and the mate, it was breaded chicken thigh. Yes. Didn't do the old thingy video after the stag like.

No, but I am going to do it. Yeah. That was, yeah. I've realised that after. I think we were too drunk. And also having too much of a good time to go. Let's go. Also you weren't hungry. Why weren't you hungry? I had food at the theme. I had that after. I think we were too drunk. And also having too much of a good time to go. Also you weren't hungry. Why weren't you hungry?

I had food at the theme. I had nibbles. I went to go, we were at the pub and you were waiting for the bride to come back out. So I went to go find you because I wanted food and I heard you were going to Greg's. Then I bumped into you in the middle of the street and you're like, where are they? And then I went back and walked you back there.

Then I walked right back to Greg's and we went into the pool, but we all got big round in yeah And I literally we had like a sip and then we left about the Greg's expedition Oh, yeah, I felt like a climb out Everest all that Me not being hungry there. No, he was About a pizza mistakes right? Because everyone abandoned the bride and I had to run back I didn't know I didn't. I didn't. I didn't remember doing this.

I was the only person who started in my area. I bought myself a steak slice. No, no, no, you ate your food, right? I came in late, got my pizza and steak slice, laid it down on the table, was eating my pizza, next thing I knew, Theo's just like, and then started eating. It was like you were in the mood where you just start,

he was just eating, I was like, Theo, that's my steak slice, and you're like, no, it's not. And he just kept eating it. I was like, fuck's sake. I bought you another one though. No, you didn't. It's in my head. Shock.

That was beast mode. Now that was a real, we had a full sit down dinner in Gregg's. That's crazy. We were all just stood waiting for everyone to get back. And then we were like, we assumed you'd gone. So then we were like, where are you? And you're back at full. Still round the corner, yeah.

Where are you? And what was on the thing that was the next tag? Do you can you tell us? No, they don't. You're going to Sweden. How far is it now? Well, how far away is the iron man? How long in the future?

I took Copenhagen and then it's a four hour train. How far into the future is your August 16th? Technically, 101 days from now. There you go. Almost 100 days away. You know Chip's directing the video? What are we all about? Sorry, he's looking at the diary.

He's Ironman. But Chip's directing the video. A real Ironman. Training's finally started. It started this week. Nice. Yeah, kind of beast mode. Obviously you're all coming out to watch it, you're sacking off the first weekend of the

season. Nope. Probably not. I won't be there, mate. Sorry. Al Freed is coming out to watch it, you're sacking off the first weekend of the season? No. Probably not. I won't be there mate, sorry. Carl Friede is coming out to watch. Is he? Yeah. He's not on PID. Watch what?

What do you watch? I think you're in the trenches. You run past once. Yeah. It's actually kind of hard for the viewers, you know. People come expecting... It must be horrendous. Yeah, it's pretty awful actually.

Sorry, are you really selling it to me? But it's what? You've got to travel seven hours to Sweden and then just stand in a field and wait for you to cycle back? I've had a few world champions reach out though, try and help me out. And say, don't do it mate, you're not built for that. Talking you out of it.

Do you reckon you will do it? I think I'll finish it, yeah. Yeah, you're trying to get under a certain time. Is that cut off? Yeah, of course it's cut off. Well, watch that, I bet. 17 hours. Oh, you got that. You. Trying to get under a certain time. Is that cut off? Is that cut off? Of course it's cut off. Well, what's that? 17 hours. Oh, you got that.

You could walk. What's a normal time for it? Like six? No, the world champion does like seven, I think. Yeah, seven and a half hours. Oh, fucking hell. Yeah. Anywhere under 12 is seriously impressive. I think it's like 14 for first timers is probably, yeah. I've got a goal in mind, but I won't say yet.

Why? Don't know if I'm actually able to do mind, but I won't say it yet. Why? Don't know if I'm actually able to do that because I actually can't run at the moment. So it's kind of a vibe. Well, put it onto the universe and then just ask it for it to become. Yeah, then you hold yourself accountable to it. I'm going for sub 13.

Hell yeah. Fucking hell. You've said it now. That is quick. Really? Yeah, good luck, mate. You've said it now though, so. You know, Theo, I believe in you.

I think you'll do it. Yeah, that's my guy right there. I think you'll do it, mate. I believe in you. That is fact. Now, your reaction doesn't sound like you believe in him. That think that's my guy. I believe in you. Your reaction doesn't sound like you believe me. You know what you have to do? Go beast mode. I've got prod on nutrition. I've got prod on nutrition. He's coming out for it. Is that his new job? He's my nutritionist now. No, he's going to be in charge of just like bits and bobs on the day. Just handing you cakes and stuff. I thought he was doing a half for it.

He'd probably do a bit of the run with me. No, that's a different location and time though. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Chip's coming out director. Selector injector. Yeah, selector injector. It's gonna be a fucking... Anyways, I wish you the best mate.

I'm sure you're gonna be fine. Yeah, I think you'll smash it lad. Anyway, so we are going to end on your fact, which I'm quite excited for this week because I feel like you're gonna come with some absolute bullshit. Well, you said he's got a couple already. In that interlude recipe,

he was shifting his life away. So before we get into that, let's do a Gaz Gobbles, where the minute you, I'm getting real honest, lads, you- I'm a stinker. Well, I'm not, whoa.

It's a team game, Lewis. It's a team game. Yeah, you can't claim it as your- No, I'm my team, you know, book up their ideas and listen to the couple. You get it wrong most weeks. You got it right last week, but most weeks you get it wrong. But history suggests I am in the best form.

So are we ready? That's true actually, yeah. Do you think maybe you need a different tactic this time or...? Listen to Lewis might be a good one too. Maybe ignore everything Theo says and listen to you? Actually, no, listen to what Theo's first suggestion is because it's guaranteed to be wrong. Yes, that is usually right. Okay, yeah, yeah, let's do that.

Yeah. The anti-instinct. Okay. Must be in it right now. Yes, that is usually right. Yeah, yeah, let's do that. Yeah, the anti instinct. OK, what's being it right now? Yeah, we shouldn't. Here come the headlines. Imagine that's the headlines. Parrot exposes owner's affair. Oh, we've had that.

No, we haven't. AI receptionist fired for gossiping. Man builds 30 foot sandcastle home. Okay, first of all, did he live in the home? I've seen that on Scrubs. In an unconventional housing choice, a man constructed a 30 foot tall sandcastle to serve as his permanent residence. Quick question, Tom. Complete with living quarters, a bedroom and a makeshift kitchen, this sandy abode became a focal point in offbeat news,

showcasing human creativity and the desire to break from traditional housing norms. Can I ask, what happens if like, I don't know, like it rained or like, I have, it's gonna die. Actually, it didn't rain. It was no rain for a week and the sand dried up and just. I think. Don't know. And now call me crazy, I think it's a headline. So is it a sand castle or is it implemented some sand,

but it's also got other materials to help it stay there forever? I think that's what it is and it's a clickbait. What was the first and second one again? I can't remember. AI reception. By the way, 32 foot is massive. Yeah, it is. It's like three of these rooms. Yeah, two.

I think you're right, you know know I think there's elements of the house that probably been built with sand but it's not necessarily if all. No no it's totally sand. God guys. Well that, well, ugh. 30 foot and he's got rooms in his house. It's the size of this building. It's totally sand, that I'll give you. What was the first one again? The panel be true. The first one was the parrot. In a twist worthy of a soap opera, a talking parrot in India revealed its owners extramarital affair by mimicking incriminating phrases. That could be true. The birds revelations led to domestic turmoil and became a sensational topic in the realm of offbeat news

Illustrating that sometimes pets know more than we realize John here what they were saying the pet the power I was going said offbeat news. Yeah, the Paris obviously true. I think that is true. Yeah, obviously I'm pretty sure he's actually met accidentally mentioned that in a previous episode as well. I've heard about this I don't know if might be India might obviously I I I don't know if it might be India. Obviously I met the parrot. Yeah, you're a parrot whisperer. Yeah, parrot and a carrot whisperer. What's the middle one again?

An experimental AI receptionist was fired after it began eavesdropping on private conversations and spreading office gossip in offbeat news. No, because an AI assistant was looking through emails and stuff. Wait. The incident raised questions about artificial intelligence in the workplace and the ethical implications of AI behaviour. No, it's not eavesdropping me. What did you say last week?

The computer is not listening in to you. The only way an AI assistant works, and it's true, there's an app being developed now. I've seen it and actually that the I've seen it was she owns like a company. Grace Beverly. Yep Well, she's like I seen a clock never and she's creating an app which is an AI assistant, but it's all through text It's not fucking but when you talk to you PC, don't you talk? It's talking about eavesdropping on gossip. Siri talks. Eavesdropping on gossip.

I think that's a phrase. It's just a term though, isn't it? It means like. That means that what I can imagine is. Your phone can listen to you. It's like saying Siri's eavesdropping on you. No, but if you were writing a message to it and then you've got chatting to the AI, fine.

And then it starts gossiping. There are AIs that you can talk to. Yeah, I thought that. But you're telling me there's an AI. chat GBT, you can talk to them. When you click talk, this is eavesdropping. Yeah, but it's nothing to suggest that it couldn't just like listen. If I say Siri... You're not doing that to the AI.

No, but what if it's a trigger word? No, see this is where you're wrong. You're trying to convince yourself that it's right. So you think this is wrong? I'm just pointing out a common flaw in this. Okay, okay. And you're trying to now convince yourself it's right. But for me, by our new tactic, we should pick this then. Okay, that's fine. If you think that's the most logical. No, I also-

It's the other way around, you said. We should not pick this. You said whatever he says is the wrong one isn't the wrong- We should not pick this. I have said some logical shit there, bruv. You have, but I don't think that's true. You have, but- The government approved and listened to your form. Just to apply devil's advocate, the same way we all sit around and

go, this is mad, I was talking about fucking jockstraps the other day and then my Instagram was full of jockstrapper adverts. So they can, it does listen to you. You don't just have to click listen in, but I hear your point. But like surely a 30 foot sandcastle is way too big just purely of what is it? No, you've seen the giant sand sculptures are huge not to live in there for a fucking while He might be right though. Like it could be like other Said it's all sand. It's all sand. Oh, but call me crazy guys Is it so insane that he knows it's insane and he's trying to beat us into it? What's your initial? It's approximately 69 feet tall.

Oh it's big, it's double, that is double his size. Mate that's massive. Of course it's 69, of course it is. Originally it was 30 sir. That's just not true. That is not true, I refuse to believe that's true. If we go with a different answer and he's just said a 69 foot sandcastle, someone's lived in that for 10 days, that's fucking mental. It's 69 feet. He said 69 though. Right. How is that not believable? Initially instinct is we've got a 50 50 between the AI

and the sandcastle. I think the power of one is real. Yeah, I feel like a castle that is made of sand that is just so happens to be 69 coming from Tom, 69 feet tall. What's that got to do with anything? I feel like if that's real. Now knows what Tom finds funny. Yeah, if that's real, it's mental. It's mental, but that's why it might be real.

On a real though, can you actually live in a house made of sand for over a week? That's fake, innit? We have to say that's fake. Make sure it's one moment of like a big gust of wind and it collapses on you and you're dead. No, you can say that about an igloo. Oh, I think ice is a bit more compact than fucking sand.

Why? Also, ice takes ages to melt. Is this furniture made of sand? I don't know. Is it bed? I can't think of anything worse. It just says it's all sand. Imagine if your spoon is made of sand? I don't know. Is it bed? I can't think of anything worse. It just says it's all sand. Imagine if your spoon is made of sand.

There is no material worse in the world to actually live in that sand. To build within sand. Just have sand all over your feet. Sand in your hair. No, but having onion in your stocking. Nobody would be. You'd be like mud hooks. You'd be like you compact it together.

You can't do that with sand, can you? You can. You can't compact sand. Well, he did. The guy did. I love voting against a crazy idea, but we have to vote for this one. This is mental. But his is no way.

What are you saying? You also said it was 30 foot tall. I said that. Yeah. Originally it was 30 foot. Now it's 69. He did say that. And he changed it to 69 feet.

Yeah. It was originally 30 foot. And you went, oh, it's three times the size of this. And he went, yeah, yeah. And now it's doubled say that. And he changed it to 69 feet. We noticed that too. Yeah. It was originally 30 foot and you went, oh, it's three times the size of this. And he went, yeah, yeah. And now it's doubled from that. Did he double you? To 69, to a sex position. I think we have to go to Sandcastle, guys.

I've got to Sandcastle. It can't be anything else, can it? It can. Did he say? Yes. He said 30 foot and then Lewis specifically went, oh, that's three times the size of this. No, I meant, sorry, I meant 30 metres.

Ah, shut up. Which is 69 foot. They don't have that. They won't have both in the game. Yeah, I don't think they would have both. And why would they say 30 metres brackets 69 foot? Also, 30 metres is not 69 foot. I don't think it is.

Hey, Siri. He's such a waffle-off. No, you can't check. That's unfair. Lads, we're voting Sandcastle. This is absolute bullshit. I think it is bullshit. Sandcastle. You can't live in a fucking house of sand for a week, can you?

Can you? Wait, how are you going to make it, mate? Exactly, bro. How much money has he invested? He had ladders. He had ladders. Ladders, yeah. Vote this shit.

It's wrong. Yeah, I voted Sandcastle. What did I vote again? Well, you voted for AI. You wanted the AI. He wanted. Yeah, I vote Sandcastle. What did I vote again? Well, you voted for AI. You wanted the AI. He wanted AI over the 69 foot Sandcastle. Does it heaves drop? Doesn't heaves drop.

I think it's AI. 30 meters. No, 30 meters. I'm going Sandcastle. He's changed his numeric- I don't give a shit. It has to be Sandcastle. It defies all- we can't go against this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Logically, it doesn't make sense, I don't think.

You can't live in a 69 foot... Of course you can. It's only a bit of sand. I feel like he's trying to convince us to think that it's wrong. It's only a bit of sand. I don't know. I'd do whatever you guys want to do. No, don't do that because you're part of the group now. It could be AI. It could be AI. Which one are you feeling strongest?

Well, the Sandcastle is obviously the most logical one. To pick? Yeah, but something about the AI has got me like... Pffft. I feel as if he's... I will just say, I'm not trying to sway anyone's decision. No, that's already swaying it. No, it's completely up to you guys.

Oh no, I'm not, actually I'm not even gonna say it. No. You're getting about the parrot though, aren't you? Well, we think that's the real one. Okay, let's go Sandcastle, guys. Let's do Common Sense. Come on. Yeah, Common Sense dictates it's Sandcastle, surely. You all agreed? Yeah, agreed.

Yes. You were right. The parrot is a true story. It was a man in Kuwait. I don't understand that because the original one said India. It's just paraphrasing. So you went with the 30 foot sandcastle. It can't be true. It said 30 foot again, not 30 meters. It's a true story. It's a true story.

It can't be true. Can I just say though, when I asked for the receptionist, Ayo receptionist is fake, when I asked. But you the receptionist I or receptionist is fine when I asked But it changed the value no no no I didn't know it didn't so when I got the answers It then it then said show me a picture of this fucking sandcastle now Oh, no, sorry, I misspoke the previous Tour no no no no show me the sandcastle. I want to see it. I'm no, no, no, no. Show me the sand castle.

I want to see it. I'm going to search it. But he's lied about the high. No, no, I didn't lie. When it then goes into more detail, it then changed the, it said 21 meters in brackets, approximately 69 feet tall, but in the original like headline, it says 30 foot.

Oh, so. So I didn't actually lie. They lie they they so the chap GPT is wrong and we can claim the moral victory guys because AI sucks no there's no show me a picture the fake story was the AI but it wasn't because what you said is I can listen into what you say but the reason you never been a fired you can't fire AI you just get rid of it. Turn it off. Yeah. The only guy I can find is this and there's no living room in that. He's made a fucking palace. Says it was in Denmark in 2021.

We picked up on there being two different heights as a Florian top story. Can you ask Chachimie T? Can you say, are you sure the story's real? You know, I can go on. Ask it, see it's the Sun's dot there. Yeah. Can you verify? Well, Biggie Sandcastle's constructed in Denmark. Click it.

It's in The Guardian. That's what I pulled up. No one's living in there! No one can live in that though. Yeah, I've got it. He lived in it. I didn't say anyone lived in it. You did!

He said I've lived in quarters! I lived in a kitchen! I live in quarters! No, he said he lived in it for 10 days! Where? In the... Where did I say he lived in it for 10 days. Where? Where did I say he lived? Oh my God, he did. At the start of the story.

In an unconventional housing choice, a man constructed a 30 foot tall sand castle to serve as his permanent residence. Complete with living quarters, a bedroom, and a makeshift kitchen, this sandy abode became a focal point in offbeat news, showcasing human creativity and the desire to break from traditional housing norms. I never said...

He said it was ten days. I never said that! You did. I never ever said that. Pull it up Jamie. Yeah, no, pull it up and show that I didn't say that. You did. It's also 10% clay and used glue.

Oh, fucking hell, it's not all made of sand. It's got clear details. No wonder it sticks together. Fuck off, you got it wrong. No, no, we can claim the moral victory there, guys. No you can't! I was pictured in like a normal house made a sand. It's got clear in it. No wonder it sticks together. Bark off, you got it wrong. No, no, we can claim the moral victory there, guys. No, you can't. I was picturing like a normal house with a door. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

A sand door. Absolutely, mate. And like a kitchen. There was nothing wrong in thinking that because that's what he picked to be. That's what he picked to be. He said 30 foot tall, it's just a big point on it. No, he said 30 foot tall and then said it was 69 foot tall,

so which one do we take as the... Yeah, I don't know, but you're wrong anyway. Oh, boo. That didn't sway your decision. The changing of the height did. No it didn't. It did. No it didn't.

It doesn't even have a roof. You said 30 foot and it's 65 foot. Not gonna lie, I was gonna avoid it in a moment because that castle can't be real. Exactly. It's fucking bullshit. But it is real. That's fucking stupid that.

Alright, when that clip comes through of Tom saying he lived in there for 10 days. I didn't say that. I never once said that. I'm just trying to bet. Next pint. Alright, I bet, yeah, I never said 10 lived in there for 10 days. I didn't say that. I never once said that. I'm just trying to bet. Next point. All right, I bet, yeah, I never said 10 days.

Right. I never said 10 days. You're not gaslighting, you do this all the time, don't you? I promise you, I would not gaslight you, mate. You all do it because you know I don't remember what I say. And I never said 10, what would I say 10 days when I'm reading word for word what he says. That's why we're confused about what he's saying now.

Yeah. Yeah, I heard you said that. You'll fucking do my head in all Yeah, I heard you said that. You'll fucking do my head in, Oli. I'll fucking shoot you. We have... This is the big one. ...either the Spy Monkey or Project Acoustic Cat. Give me Spy Monkey.

I need Spy Monkey. Monkey News. There's nothing actually to... Monkey News. I feel like you're going to get really excited here, but it's just like some interesting facts. Which one's going to annoy me the most? Yeah, you're right. Both are fine really, both are just like

crazy advancements in science I guess. Okay the spy monkey, so it's the Cold War roughly 1947. So basically like the CIA, I feel like this is gonna be true which annoys me, and other intelligence agencies were like obsessed with like finding like new ways to be like. Are we working out if this is true or false again? That's true man. Wait, where did you say the Cold War was? 1947 and 1991. Really? I think so.

Yeah, the Cold War was after the... When did you say? Yeah, it was after, but I thought it was later than that. It doesn't matter though. Oh, it's one again. And it was the CIA and other intelligence agencies, right? They were like looking... Yeah, 1997 doesn't matter though. Oh, it's one again. And it was the CIA and other intelligence agencies, right? They were like, yeah, 9.7 to 9.1. Yeah, they were looking about for like loads of ways

that they could like fucking spy on each other and that. So basically like the CIA, they'd have these like brainstorming sessions where they'd all just like come into the room. They'd have like snacks on the table. And they're like, right, how can we come up with? Has anyone got any ideas? Right, and you know, you had drones.

Oh, we could make these things that fly or whatever. And a geez, comes in one day. He's like, right, lads, you're going to think I'm daft here. But essentially I have a mate who's like got an animal sanctuary and he's closing down and he's got eight monkeys. So strap some cameras to them. How are you going to strap a camera in 1947? Yeah, it was between It worked out after we finished that. As soon as he said that, after 45 years. That's not 45 years. It was roughly. Yeah, 44. It was roughly 45.

45 years. Oh, fuck, I'm a year off. Roughly. It was exactly four years, roughly. So they're like, we get these monkeys in, we put them through training camp, you know, get their fitness up. Especially training. Are they going 5k?

You're doing it again, stop talking shit. No, they go through training camps, you can't just get a wild monkey and put a camera on it. You can't. They said they got rescued from the century. Can you actually just tell us what date this happened? Stop asking.

Stop making what happened. Just tell us what actually happened. This was a 44-year period. Because I reckon 20% of these stories are true. And then the rest, you just feel with shit. Oh, no. For a fact, you're imagining monkeys going through tyres and like bench pressing. Yeah monkey obstacles. Yeah with little fucking elbows on the go. Oh sorry Tom do you think it's unbelievable that a

monkey would climb through a tyre? Little AK 40's deadlifts. No no no like the footstep through the tyres. In between the cones. And the head monkey's got a cigar. I'm sorry. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Oh, shit. Have you ever seen the thing that the dogs do, where they go up and down through the tunnels, through all the tunnels?

Monkey scrubs. Scrubs. Monkeys can do that too. That's what they were doing. They were. They go through obstacle courses, getting them strong, getting their fitness up, because they're going to have to do a lot of climbing

through the tires, doing monkey ropes, monkey bars. Monkey ropes, monkey bars. Anyways, so they get them in and they're putting them through training camp. But like the problem is like, it's hard to teach monkey new tricks and old monkey new tricks. Say that phrase again. It's hard to teach an old monkey new trick. Yeah, classic one. So like they put them through training camp. This guy's getting a bit nervous. It's like we've wasted a lot of money on these monkeys. Yeah. Especially on the helmets.

Also quite a lot of resources and like to have some little and also to try and keep them under wraps in the CIA facilities. It's like you've got eight monkeys. You keep them loud as well. They just throw shit everywhere. Are they monkeys or are they chimps? Monkeys. Are they monkeys, Lewis? No. I did have a story about a chimp that was stealing phones and hacking me, but that's not what you're doing there. That is monkey news. That's Carl Bill Gibson. No, it's the same story. Don't do that. It's actually the same story. No, he's going around stealing DVDs. No, he's stealing.

He's stealing books. No, it's not true, Louis. Wait, hang on a second. So, what- This was in 2015. That definitely isn't true. These spy monkeys, hang on. They're not monkeys, what are they?

They're spy monkeys. Before we got this, can I tell you? In 2015 in Hackney, someone did teach a chimp. No, it was you. Someone did teach a chimp, because someone got his phone, Nick, but it was his old phone and he's like, oh good. But then the monkey realised he was broken when he went back to his owner who was taught him how to steal phones.

And he's like, go back to the house and get the proper phone. And he woke up one night and he's like scratching his head there and he's like, what's that? And there's a fucking chimpanzee leaning through the window because it's just not true. It's not true. It's just not true. It was, but the police wouldn't believe him. The police wouldn't believe him because he said, the police said, it's just a man in a monkey mask. Can you imagine that? It's just a man in a monkey mask.

But it was like, it was a chimpanzee reaching in like... So it probably was a man in a monkey mask. No, no, no, it was a chimpanzee. Sorry, carry on, carry on with this by monkeys. Anyways, that's a different story, I digress. I digress. So it was, it was like getting into exam season for like monkeys. Oh yeah, of course.

Haven't got their qualifications yet. Why are they taking exams? Isn't it going to be practical? They didn't. They're practical. Just like the, yeah, the exam season, like, right, this is the final test. Are we going to go ahead with this mission? Be practical.

Yeah, we're going through the test or not. And there was like eight monkeys, as I say, but there was one who was a bit better than the others. Yeah. He was called Agent Momo. Momo? Agent Momo. Well, not at this point, he was just Momo, sorry.

Yeah, yeah. You haven't qualified yet. I hadn't heard the title. Because Momo went on to be the only monkey who passed basic training. At this point, he was just Momo, sorry. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He hadn't qualified yet. Hadn't heard the title. Because Momo went on to be the only monkey who passed basic training. He's not a monkey. Basic training.

He's not a monkey. Shooting a target from 50 yards. He's a chimp. No, that's the form thief. These, you said these aren't monkeys. No, I said the monkeys. What monkeys are they? Literally five minutes ago, Tom went,

are they a monkey? He went, no. No. Are they chimps, Lewis? So they're not monkeys, they're chimps. There's a difference. Capuchin. A what?

Oh, they're a monkey. They are monkeys then. Are they monkeys? Capuchin monkeys. How do you spell it? There was a mixture of Capuchin and Manakees, Macaques, Macaes. Macaes are-

Mannequins. How do you spell it? Yeah, he's right, you know. These little fuckers. Oh yeah, sorry, yeah, you're right, they are monkeys. Agent Momo. I thought you meant... Show that.

It's like the one off Hangover. Agent Momo. Yeah, yeah, literally. So, bit grounded in like reality there. Yeah, Leslie Chao. Oh yeah, sorry, that Hollywood Phil. So anyways, Momo passes through agent Momo. What is now? So he gets his like badge.

Agent license. And stuff. Yeah. And essentially, so these are some of the reported missions that agent Momo went on. He entered Russian embassies, compounds and took photographs of documents and the layout. Photographs, come on now. Pretty inconspicuous. So you'd have like around the end. How the fuck did they not see the monkey? So it's less about seeing it, it's like you never suspect it to be up to no good. A monkey wearing a camera. A monkey?

A monkey with a fucking helmet, a gun and a camera walking into an embassy. What's that monkey doing? He's not though, I reckon he's got a camera on his neck that's always recording. No because it's 1950s whatever so he's like, shut the fuck up. He's got a, I reckon he's got a camera on his neck that's always recording. No, because it's 1950s or whatever, so he's like... Shut the fuck up. He's got a Polaroid! A monkey knows how to take pictures of me. It might be the 80s though, you don't know it's the 50s.

You think a monkey doesn't know how to use... You gave us a 50 year... No, it's roughly 45. Sorry, yeah, a rough 45 year period. You don't know how old this mo... They weren't going round... Cha-chinging fucking cameras in 1948. It might be 1990s. period you don't know how old this one they weren't going around chaching fucking cameras in 1948 and they've gone to that they've had to go to the film

development afterwards a hand in the film reel so yeah obviously had a little bag with his other tools so he also was learning specific routes to deliver and retrieve small objects so you collect things and I bet he was yeah a few routes and stuff like some mugs so mugs and a few paints. So yeah, you have a little backpack on it, well, satchel, you'd say. Manbag. Satchel, you'd say.

And then he'd also disguise camera equipment in his vests and backpack as well. So there would be probably a roller one, like you say, but he did have a custom one as well to ch-ch-ch. So he was deployed on several missions. You're not right in the edges. This is true. CIA, but they still haven't declassified any documents

about Agent Momo's career, but his legacy has lived on ever since. How do you know about him then? Yeah, how do you know about him if he's secret? Because like just people who like- Because he's in the meetings. You are. People come out and speak about loads of,

that's why you have a Project Acoustic Cat as well. Don't wheel it into the next one. Wait, so what happened to Agent Momo? You get all, got like a control trial? No one knows, maybe he died. I don't know if he died of business. He became an astronaut and just lived out his best life. K.O.A.

It's not uncommon, by the way, when I was looking into this for monkeys and chimps to be like in the police, there's one- Oh, I don't think, no, to say it's not uncommon, he's in the correct phrase. It's more in like South America. Really? I feel like that mo-

BEEP BEEP BEEP What the fuck? No, no, no, there is... Oh yeah, he's the weird... Yeah, I'm the weird one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't be fucking stereotypical. They have like Sheriffs and that. Monkey Sheriffs in South America. A lot of them are like... There's a lot of states that have dogs who are like the mayor as well. Yeah, dogs. Yeah,. Let's help us mate.

No shut your fucking mouth. The fucking police officers. They might be like honorary mayors. Yeah the dogs are mayors. Yeah but what does a mayor do? Like they do policies. What so the dog's just doing all the policies for the town. Well not talking is he but like.

How do you know? They're intelligent. You have dogs predicting like, your own results. Do you know what's really like telling about all these stories, right? So like, then he's going, dogs are intelligent. He puts dogs on like, our level. A dog could be a man, like a human being. I think you're mistaken because dogs don't speak that they're thick.

Sorry, you think that's what you've taken from our understanding? Dogs do speak by the way, they communicate. Dogs can smell cancer in you. Okay, what? Lewis, first of all dogs are very smart for a dog, right? They also go around shagging fucking lambs. Can you smell? They also eat their own shit?

Yeah, do you know why they eat their own shit? They're bum sniffers. Their intelligence is generally recognised. They're covering up the tracks so they can't be haunted. Have you ever met Pluto? That's a good point. Their intelligence is generally recognised. They're covering up the trucks so they can't be haunted. Have you ever met Pluto? That's a good point. Their intelligence is generally recognised as like a two year old infant.

Yeah. They can smell cancer. Yeah, they have amazing smell. How many two year olds are mares in towns and cities? Mate, they can't smell cancer. Let us know in the comments what happened to Agent Momo, please. They can smell if you're about to have a seizure. I'll tell you what dogs can do.

You know a dog can sniff, they found out like you can go to a door This isn't a joke can select sniff underneath the door and get a picture of the room. Yeah They're fucking this that they're they're fucking sense of smell is crazy good. Right. Well, thanks for 50k everyone Thanks for tuning guys Make sure you like to subscribe and let us know what happens to Agent Momo, not by yourself. You made it to the end, well done you! If you haven't already, hit that follow button, why not? Tap it right now for new episodes every week. And if you want to catch more Backside, you can find us on YouTube, TikTok and Instagram by typing in Backside.