Back Side - Drunk Christmas Bingo! Youtuber Awards of the Year & MORE! | CHRISTMAS SPECIAL

Episode Date: December 25, 2024

Get ready for 3 hours of Christmas Chaos. Each person has a bingo card which MUST be completed for the show to end. With Secret Santa, Youtuber Awards and hilarious surprises, grab a drink and join us.If you'd like to work with us, email the studio on [e-mail] by The Fellas Studios: https://fellasstudios.com/podcastsTheo:https://youtube.com/c/HiMalfoyhttps://youtube.com/c/TheoBakerVlogsOllie:https://youtube.com/c/reevhttps://youtube.com/c/OllieFletcherTom Garratt:https://www.youtube.com/@TomGarratt10Lewis:https://www.youtube.com/@lewisbowden1 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to a new episode of Backside with me, Reeve, Theo Baker, Tom Garrett and Lewis Bowden. If you haven't already hit follow, why not tap it right now for new episodes every week. And if you want to see more Backside, catch us on YouTube, TikTok and Instagram, where all you have to do is search Backside. Let's get into it. It's about the Theo Baker video of him giving him shrimp pads that can never make it to work If he falls a tatter, he wears a tatter hat You did it!

But then it sits still. There you go, it's sitting still Good job man Theo, I love you so much No, love you too man Stay properly Oh that's very Christmas-y isn't it? Stop, stop. Love you too, man. Welcome to the Backside Christmas Special! Yeaaaaah! Oh, he's perked off. Have you got a drink on you?

Lewis, before we start the show, you just had a... No, we've started the show. Christmas Special started. Hit it off. Hitler's perked off. No, that's not happening. I'm not... Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, no, no, no.

You see it off. No, no, no, no, no, no. Lewis, just off. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. That's not how this is. Louis, just do it. No, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me talk. No, no, no, hang on. So me and Reeve are there. That's what we're getting, mate.

Can we explain what's happening? Me and Reeve don't know what's happening. No, no, they know what's happening. They don't know what's happening. We're all going to get shit-faced. You've got shit off a beer, mate. It's Christmas morning. Yeah, so drink.

Yeah. Christmas morning with my friends. Can we explain what, I'll drink after we explain what's happening. While you're drinking. No, because I need to explain what's happening. I'll explain. Go on then.

Okay, so while Lewis is down in that. Drink the drink. It's a Christmas special. We're all going to get shit faced. We've got food, we've got drink. We've got a bingo card. Secret Santa. Which relates to our secret Santa.

Excuse me. That's got to go. Has to go, blimey. You say everyone loves us drinking on this channel, mate. Yeah, but that's not what we wanted. It's got to go. No one even just... And why, and why?

Can you do the... Your description's all over. You do it. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Backside Christmas Special. We have some amazing stuff going on today. We'll first off kick it with Secret Santa, where we obviously have got presents for each other. Unbeknownst to everyone else, the presents will be a surprise.

Our secret Santa determines the bingo card we will be using for this Backside episode. So fingers crossed, if we know the people that our secret Santa well enough, we should be able to complete bingo by the end of this ep. Ten things that are made for general that we all have listed in red. We're there.

Listed in red are the things that we all have, but the other ones are made about our secret Santa subject. Theo, read out the ones in red. We're there. Listed in red are the things that we all have, but the other ones are made about our secret science subject. Theo, read out the ones in red. Please don't read the purple one out. All right, in red,

I've got, the line's quite hard, down your drink again. Eat two mince pies in a minute. Can I just put in Sorry to put in, surely this ruins

the bingo card if we know what it is. No, because we all have the ones in red. The red ones we have, but the... Don't show me the card! I'm sorry.

I am very sorry, The white ones are private and you can't reveal what you need your secret Santa to do by the end of it. Can I just say, surely if you want to win,

just don't eat two mince pies in a minute. I know, but no, you want to win. You do it. I don't like mince pies. No, you have to win the bingo though. Yeah, but you have to

because you have to try a win or... Because we should see it. But I'm not... This isn't me doing it. It's whoever. No, it's not. The red one applies to you.

Red applies to you and the white applies to your secret Santa. Are you sick? It's a lot of confusing. We should say this podcast will not end

until someone wins bingo. So we could be here for one hour. We could be here for seven hours. Don't, please don't. What was that? Tom, put it down.

Please don't. Please don't do this to me, Thomas. Are you saying are you refusing me to let me nerf you? Do it. Tom, do it, mate. I'm saying

it's Christmas, mate. Do it. This is not what the podcast is. It's not us forcing each other. Are you saying I can't nerf you right now? Yeah, I am actually. Right, that's one bingo.

Right, this is just stupid. It's going to be over very soon. Right, so I did think this podcast refuses to let me nerf you right now. Yeah, I am actually. Right, that's one bingo. Right, this is just stupid. It's going to be over very soon. Right, so... I don't think this podcast... Refuses to let me nerf someone. Done. Whoa, these don't work. You're just dotting.

Well, we know who his secret centre is. That doesn't work. That's a great fucking start. Oh, next is drink. Well... Oh, I'll do that as well. Right, this is... I've already next one.

I've already next one. Can I raise what my concern was? My concern was this would stop being a podcast because everyone starts focusing too much on bingo. I just, next to my drink. That's what they want. I down my drink.

Lewis, I got down my drink and I downed it. I downed mine as well, so that counts. My pen doesn't, by the way, my pen don't work. Try that one.

Just keep using it. Right, so Lewis, is there any structure to this? Yeah, we should say. So, bingo's just something we've got going on in the end. No, it's not, because you said we can't go home

until you've got it. Yeah, but we've got a lot of other stuff that's going to happen throughout this pod. We've booked a lot of things in. A lot of exciting challenges. And Christmas cheer. But, Christmas,

these are all sat at home on Christmas Day. Join in with us. So, grab a drink, grab a mince pie, and have a good time. Can I just complain that Cleave's put some shit ones in

for the ones I suggested, by the way. Did he? Yeah. I gave him like 15 and I've only got... Hey, we still love the Cleave. He made some nice cards, though. Yeah, he seems like a nice bloke, but these are not what I want.

He looks like your... If you don't know who Cleave is, I'll ask him if I can put a picture on screen. It looks like Theo and Reeve's child. Wait, Reeve, could you just do me a favour? Put your left foot on the... That wasn't cool.

That could have got my eye. Let him do it naturally. Right, okay. Let him do it naturally. That was there. Did it go in your eye? Do you know how close it was? Did it go in your eye?

If I didn't do that, like Neo, it would have done. Without focusing too much. I've got two things to say before we start. Really quickly, Reeve, put your left foot on the table a second. No, I'm not doing anything. This can't be how bingo works. Let it happen naturally. Let it happen naturally.

Let him intro. Okay, guys. Oh, hang on, hang on, hang on. Don't, don't. No, I'm not doing any- This can't be how bingo works, let it happen naturally. Let it happen naturally. Let him intro. Okay, guys. Oh, hang on, hang on, hang on. Don't, don't, no. Wait, Lewis. Yeah, hang on, no, hang on, hang on, hang on. He gets angry and controlling.

That's done, that's one done, that's another one done. Can I just say, I've got Lewis- We can see his card. Lewis, I've got two points for you to say. Yeah, how do you play? Because the first of all, wait, I've got three points actually. Point number one, let's focus on not talking over each other. I agree. Point number two,

Reeve is no longer wearing his shoes, which means he's taken them off, which means I get to write down takes off his shoes. So our bingo is going to be over so fucking quickly, isn't it?

I'm going to down one drink and the other one says one of them is take my down your drink again. I'm going to down another one. Why are we spitting that out? We've got many things to call. I am going to down another one.

We don't want Bigger to end too soon because then I don't really know how this is going to go Tom's about 8 points in anyway does it matter

oh yeah by the way just to let everyone know me, Reeve and Theo the lads went for a beer in between Pitchside and this recording

and honestly Aussie my element we found a lovely pub nothing £5 for a Guinness in London that's good now it's good but and £5 for a Guinness in London. That's good now.

It's good, but it's still a bit off. And how good was the Guinness? It was banging. And you know what? It's even better, Tom. And they had the racing on. And they said, we don't serve food till four, but you can bring your own food in. So we got a Mackey's. We were having the time of our life.

And then Herr Hitler summoned us in. Sorry, mate. We should say, aside from bingo, there was many other things that we were asked to bring today. Yes, there were. It is Christmas after all, so everyone was asked to bring...

Christmas time. Mistletoe and wine. Children singing Christian rhymes. I don't advocate this behaviour. Can we do our Secret Santa? Because we all... We have to... For Secret Santa,

we have to wear Santa Claus. But Lou, I don't know if you've heard about this Tom do you know where else is good to have a drink where you're not there

no away in a manger where the little boy sleeps and the little Jesus lay down in sweet head

that's me doing a Christmas carol. Thank you very much. That's me ticked off. No, you can't do your own one. It's the red one. Yeah, the red one's yours. Oh, that's me as well then?

And we were... I got you. Right. Let's say bingo to you, Baxi. We were asked to do many other things as well. I want to go home, so I'm going to concentrate on this. Bring one drink.

We're not going home. Everyone was asked to bring a drink and an item of food because we have a lovely spread that I'll put on here. I gave it to our dearly departed Dominic, so the rest of my drinks are with him. Luke, can I get my drink?

It's actually a really cool drink. It's actually a really cool drink. Go do it because it's Christmas. I'm intrigued to see what this tastes like. Go grab your drink right now whilst Tom looks at you. What are you doing? I've got blue on my hand.

These are the downsides of being left. I don't want to look at you. Right, guys. So I saw this and I thought, as a monk myself, I thought I'd pay tribute to those of the Northern Territory of monks, Northern monks. The monkeys? This is the Northern Monk Suck Session Beer with a Dash of Lime. I'll try it.

Where you got my pen? Who wants to try this? Where is it? Down there. I'll try it. Where you got my pen? Who wants to try this? Where is it? Down there. I'll try it. Blue dog? You want to try one? Yeah, I want to try one, man. It looks quite cool, doesn't it? Yeah, it's Christmas, man. You want to try one? How do you, can we talk about Christmas? Does anyone mind, does anyone mind, if I sit first and someone else just has the rest of it? I don't like doing that. Yeah, I'll down, would that count if I down? Yeah. Yeah. Go on then, you have a sip and I'll down it. Whilst we're doing this, what's your Christmas deal like?

So usually my Christmas day is me, my mum, my dad, my sister. Any good? Order, lads,

order. And then, did I say my nan? did I say my nan? I don't know. Did I say my nan? Is he not nice? It's usually me, my mum, my dad,

my sister. And a bucket of vanilla. Have you figured out how you're going to get through this now? Fingered out. And my nan. And a bucket of vanilla. And then,

sometimes my sister's fiancé pops over but I don't know what they're doing this year and then on the night Will who you all met my roommate Will

my best mate lovely guy we all go around his mum and dad's house on the night get pissed off do quizzes so he's sister

so Will's sister is like she's majoring in like, she's like a super... Genius? Yeah. She goes to, she lives in Austria

doing like biology tests. And a book at Avendaloo. Some scientific, something like that. She did tests on you, mate. And last year, do you know what she did? For one of the quiz rounds,

which I thought was really good. Yeah. It was 10 questions and she read out Merry Quish... Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. She read out

Merry Christmas in different languages and you had to guess the language. Oh, that's really cool. That's really cool. That's really cool. Feliz Navidad.

Feliz Navidad. Feliz Navidad. You've not seen the emo dog? Yeah, can I ask you a question, guys? Does this taste like shit? Yes.

It tastes like a bucket of... But it was a good experience. We don't want to down that, by the way. It's horrendous, mate. It's a good experience. Thank you for bringing it, Theo. Yeah, cheers, mate. Merry Christmas.

Downing pads is kind of impressive. You've got to have a shotgun in it, brother. Oh, I should have brought my shotgun. Reeve, how do you spend your Christmas, mate? It's different because every other year we alternate now. Yeah, I was just like that, but it's for my brother, so it's like... Wait, what do you mean you alternate? So, usually Christmas Day is either at Meg's or mine.

Why would you do that? Why not just spend it at your own family's? Because Meg is my family. So, one year we do it at her's. Why would you spend it separately, though? I didn't get it. What? No, they go together. What? Are you sure you spend it separately? No, they go together. To two different-

Are you sure you said it separately now? We go together like I've been with her for eight years. But you're not married. Why'd you send it together? Because it's Christmas. Yeah, that's a nibble. That counts.

That was awful. That was a nibble. That was a nibble. No, no, that was a nibble. I was answering his question because you kept repeating it. That was a nibble. That was a nibble. Do you know what's annoying?

What's not to do? It's your family saying, because my brother does that. But it's annoying like the year we don't want to do it. Yeah, it's annoying. It's annoying. It's annoying. It's annoying. No, no. I was answering his question because you kept repeating it. That was an evil. That was an evil. Do you know what's annoying? It's your family saying because my brother does that. But it's annoying like the year we don't have him

there's like less round and monopolies of his share. Yeah, well, I've swiftly run out of older... What the hell? I've swiftly run out of older family members.

So now it's down to like just mum and dad in multiple. Well, that's sad. Also, I don't want to take away the sadness, but downing a drink means downing a drink, not going halfway. You're not going to down that.

That doesn't count. Yeah, it don't count. You're a real man. That's plus two lad points for you. You're probably either. Tom's currently on plus two lad points. How do you spell the syllable bit you are Christmas Theodore?

This Christmas is actually really quiet. It's just mum, dad and my brother. Yeah, normally. Generally though, no? Yeah, no, genuinely it is yeah no no generally do you know the difference between genuinely and generally why would you generally celebrate christmas like what's the usual feel for christmas damn it oh like who's there yeah yeah across the years like let's say last five years we normally hope we do normally host it

but obviously like i promise a different dad so they may go elsewhere in London wait wait wait so I've just asked Lewis if I can drink he says no so I refuse Lewis

you're always too easy man I think he's too hyper focused on the bingo game and now the conversation is just this is what I was

no no no Theo's telling a story so therefore I switch off I was worried that it was going to be very what kind of story

would you say it is there's no story he could ever tell that would gain my attention. But what letter does that begin with? How about we implement... If you're bingo...

Boring! Thank you! I don't think you should be able to... What was your thing? What was your thing there? I wonder who your secret summary is.

Tom's called Theo Boring. Can I just ask one question? I don't think you should be able to instigate the bingo out of someone. It has to be natural. True, true, true. And also you can't interrupt someone think you should be able to instigate the bingo out of someone. It has to be natural. True, true, true. And also you can't interrupt someone's conversation to then try to instigate it.

I think those two, from now on, you can't get it. Can we just say, if Theo's telling a story, then we're well within our rights to end the story to talk amongst ourselves. I love hearing Theo talk every day of my life. I was only trying to get a point there, but carry on with your Christmas day.

Oh, grow up. Go on. No, how come this year is different then? So what are you going to do? You should chill in the house? Can I just say something quickly? Be pretty quiet. Yeah, and then Boxing Day is pretty mental.

No, I'll let you talk. This is already horrendous. I'll let you talk. I'll let you talk. So on Boxing Day, that's when everyone arrives. So you do Christmas on like a small Christmas. So the day after Christmas, that makes sense. No, normally it's Christmas,

but this year just so happens that no one's really coming around. No, but usually would you do Christmas as a family or boxing days? Usually your big day is always the biggest. Yeah, it's always big. We have so many families. So it's like trying to mix everyone in. That's a bit incest. What's the pink one on the bingo, Lou?

The one it's two in the pink. It's different for all of us, but it's assigned. But what does pink mean? It's two in the pink it's different for all but it's assigned but what does pink mean it's two in the pink so pink implies that we've all got it but it varies red means we all

have the same one you see what I'm saying are you thick no I don't get it so your pink isn't one you've suggested but it's something different to everybody else

but I have to do it yes but red is something we all have and white is something you've suggested is strictly a bingo card. What did you say, Luke?

Something bingo is a bad idea. It was a bad idea. Everything you say is a bad idea. I didn't want anyone to take bingo seriously. It's just something

naturally. I'll put mine down if you want. I'll put mine down. I'm just going to put mine there and then naturally if I know something happens then you'll pork it off.

Everyone's looking at he's looking at his card now thinking of what he can get. He's a competitive person. You need to chill. I'm sorry. You're not even listening to him.

You're sat here like this. Yeah. This tastes like ass, by the way. Do you think I'll ever listen to what he says? He has many interesting things to say. Name one. Theo, tell us something interesting

and prove him wrong. You're not doing yourself any favours. I can take my back. Cut back. Let's hear that bit. Should we do, should we reveal what drinks and food we bought? Well, we've already had my drink. By the way, I bought the drink because it looked cool. Do you want to try that? That's what I bought for the group.

Let us know in the comments what you're drinking right now. And are you still watching? Don't know. Who's got the mistletoe? And are you still watching? Don't know. I really want some mistletoe. You say, what do you say you don't know who's got the mistletoe? Yeah.

Oh, that sounds like you're sitting on the fence there, brother. I'm going to have to tick that one off. What? Reeve sitting on the fence is ticked off.

What, for saying I don't know who brought the mistletoe? Yeah, you don't know, you can't. No, that is not sitting on the fence. Can I say, I'm reaching a sad time

in my Christmas life at the moment. Why is that, Lupu? Do you know like when you get to the age where... No, that on the fence. Yeah, he's sitting on the fence. Can I say, I'm reaching a sad time in my Christmas life at the moment. Why is that, Lupu? Do you know, like, when you get to the age where... No, that's the point. I'm just giving it out for people to try.

That's my drink. Can you stop? You fucking twat. It was in his nipple. Okay, yeah. It was. Fuck. Do you know when you get to the age

where your mates are starting to have kids and families and lives and stuff? I'm not quite at that yet. Are you not? I'm farted as well, by the way. Go on, drink it.

So I'm going home and normally we have on Boxing Day. Boring! You might have this back home, but normally it's Boxing Day drinks and stuff. Do you know what's even worse? Did you ever go out on Christmas Eve? Once. Your tradition is not to go out on Christmas Eve. That's good.

I would need a... Brand new. I'm asking Lewis if he ever goes out on Christmas Eve because he's talking about friendships, right? Wait, hang on. So normally, Lewis, our Christmas Eve tradition was to go out, get hammered, right?

Yeah, I know. I've already got you being... But now, ever since the Trek closed down and the local pub has turned more into like a I'll bet you guys a big place to go

I'll bet you guys get crazy on Christmas not anymore Tom no because you realise when we went out it was full of 18 year olds and we're now 28

it was nice though and you walk home from the local village and it's like a lovely walk with a nice view and it was just like me and my mare and we're walking

singing songs and it's like you live in a posh part of the room. Yeah, so this is the terrible part. My village, right? It's so shit.

Like the local pub. The local... Let's just kick off the show already. Let's get rid of him. Tom. Let's get rid of him, please. Tom, you're on a five minute ban. It's like literally...

Okay, sorry. The local pub is so shit that like you can't even fucking go for a pint there. You encouraged him. You can't even go for a pint there. You've encouraged it, mate. You can't even go for a pint there. This is your idea.

Don't blame me. I told you not to go to the pub. Oh, here he goes. Fuck you. I think we have like 10 minutes of podcast in 25 minutes here.

Yeah, because the viewers don't want us drunk, do they? They can't hear a word anyone's saying. Single! You interrupted.

Single! Tom, the difference is they want you drunk, yeah, but they also want a conversation like they want a conversation

every few seconds there we go much better who created the cards who created the cards Clevo don't you listen no but he came up

with the normal ones because it says pet the fury guy the furor pet the furor pet the furor um furry guy

I can't remember oh sorry it's fury he's meant to say furry I know carry on says Fury says furry

Fury come on Lewis I've got something to break the mood tell that cool story break the mood fully enough that's actually

one of mine Theo says the common phrase wrong you can't you can't you can't you see how that

naturally happened after him speaking I didn't force him into it. I didn't say it. See, I'll say it in common phrase. Yeah. See, I'll say it

in common phrase around. That's good comedy, that. So carry on. Your walk home from Fishbone is shit because there's no proper pub. Yeah, so I'll, like, all we have is like,

there's no one who lives there. All we have is like a normal pub and then like, it's just like full of just like fucking rats and cork. Has that been your local since you've... It's my local I've never actually went there once.

Yeah it's terrible. But why is it so bad? Surely you... I've never been there once. When you're living in a rural... Allegedly. Allegedly only been there twice. When you're living in a rural village...

Apparently there's cocaine in the building. When you're living in a rural village... That's gotta be worth it. A rural village! When you're living in a rural village surely the vibes at the pub are based on who's at the pub yeah and it's all just like 50 year olds like if you and your friends grew a pair of bollocks and went to that pub no you would provide the vibe what i my understanding my understanding of your school is like people would never go to an area to go through school. So there might not be a lot of people from Fishburne at your age.

No, yeah, yeah, you're right. And Sedgefield had like eight pubs. It was like an unreal pub crawl. And then all of them slowly started to close. And now it's like... Can't you go out there? Yeah, that's where we go, but it's the walk home.

But I guess like really... Taxi, mate. You have like fucking... We had Tom Hardy in one of the pubs. You know cars? Tom Hardy? I'll tell you when Tom Hardy tried to buy my boss's dog?

Yeah, who's got to be one, surely? Yeah, there we go. Stairs Who is a bullshit easy one, by the way.

Not like, Tom Hardy tried... Oh yes, in between his quotes. Fuck! Tom Hardy tried to buy my boss's dog. Not by yourself.

So like, I worked at a golf... That's not actually on there. I've told you this before. I thought I'd give you a free one. Clever didn't put it on. So like I worked at a golf club. I've told you this before. I'm going to give you a free one. I've told everyone why Tom Hardy loves you. Have I told you that when about the time Tom Hardy tried to buy my boss's dog?

I used to work at a golf club. I'm like quite rich but like massive liars like picture Jay from Inbetweeners but like actually real. But they had like this little dog who had the stinkiest fucking breath of all time. Like Jesus Christ. Yeah, it was like sitting next to Tom.

K's by the way. But like, do you know Mad Max is like a fucking, they wanted like an ugly little fucking mutant dog. Sean Minnis on there. Sean Minnis. So they, that dog's really famous. Got two million Instagram followers.

Yeah. So. Dog pool. I didn't predict that one. Come back to that. That's my true love game to me. Yes! This Santa Claus is done.

Come on. Hey man, 70.3. Santa, Santa, Santa. Do it again. Santa, get my cock out your mouth. Oh, it's good. I kicked her ass. Oh, Santa, did no one tell cock out your mouth! What's going on? I kicked your arse. Oh Santa, did no one tell you where the presents were by any chance?

You didn't bring any presents! Did the cleavernot give you the presents, Santa? We put you down a drink. We love to drink with Santa, cause Santa is our mate. And when we drink with Santa, he gets it down at eight, seven, six, five. Ho, ho. You're in the way of the camera. Come on, come on.

Santa, Santa Claus. Let me get my sack. He's got an accent that isn't his own. Did Santa forget the cleeboard? How good is that? May you not touch Santa's book! May you not touch Santa's crown jewels! Oi, Lewis, Lewis.

What the fuck? Lewis. Maybe Santa asked Cleveland where the presents are. Oh yeah, I got... No, one second Santa! That was a good one for me, wasn't it? It was good. I like your ones, they're good.

Okay, the ones that I actually got in. I got Reeve with a... It doesn't accent other than his own. Brilliant. I can set him up for it. Well, I guess I can keep doing that for the rest of the show now, knowing it doesn't get any extra points. What were we waiting for Santa? So, happy birthday to you, Santa! Happy birthday to you, Santa! Happy birthday to you, Santa! I got Reeve with he doesn't accent other than his own and he set him up for it. At least I can keep doing that

for the rest of the show now knowing it doesn't get What were we waiting for Santa? So happy Christmas Santa Claus! Wait, didn't you finish my Mad Max story, man? Yeah, you're boring now.

Fuck you. Nah, nah, so like Mad Max is like that dog, right? Yeah. Tom Hardy goes out with someone who's an actor

in Emmerdale who lives in a village where he... Right next to where I live. Yeah, Zach Vingle. Like just down the road from where I live, right someone who's an actor in Emmerdale who lives in like in a village right next to where I live Zach Vingle like just down the road from where I live right he's going out with Zach Vingle

Dudley Dursley so um fucking Tom Hardy comes into the uh golf club and he sees the dog and he's like that's one fucking ugly dog

and he starts asking what about your missus and he starts asking he starts asking the owner to like buy one to buy him and like yeah he's bidding for like this dog

bidding wow that was a good story or bidding anyway um no it was you are asking the owner to like buy one to buy him and like yeah he's bidding for like this dog bidding wow that was a good story bidding anyway um no it was you are one way to Santa

at the moment can I just say five minute silence is not over can I just say one thing Tom Tom Tom you're ruining Christmas at the moment

can I just say one thing on this pretty Christmas day rich kids they'll come and make just ignore what P.O. says

Yeah, that's Sing Pitch Like Christmas Day. That's bingo ticked off. Obviously, you've got Charlie, a really nice Christmas present for

Christmas. Yeah. So what are you getting your family for Christmas? Do you know what? I actually got something that I think is really nice for me, Mum.

I got like this electronic like picture frame and it's like I mean, Mum, like obviously like fucking this electronic like picture frame and it's like I mean, I'm like obviously like fucking missuses and that. So it's like a Lewis

portal. I can upload pictures live and then it'll just come around. Yeah, come on. It'll just like come around and it'll be

like a nice little call. I got a high five. It says high five. I haven't spoke. So you actually didn't say anything. Don't look at me. Why? See, I'm always the scape says high five. I haven't spoke, so you... I actually didn't say anything. Don't look at me.

Why? See, I'm always the scapegoat here. I'm not. I just looked at you. I should be the most mature person. I haven't said anything, mate. Grow up. By the way,

that was rude. I'm not allowed to talk. Guys, just so you're aware, we're about to start our awards ceremony. No, I thought we were doing Secret Santa first. What happened to Santa?

We're waiting for Santa? There's like a million things for us to do where's fucking Sinterklaas well bring in one of them where's Sinterklaas well Santa's coming back

with the presents but there's a lot of stuff we've got planned man but I wanted to we haven't even got around to having drinks I'd like to say before we move on

to Secret Santa I want to say two things we're all grateful for from this year I actually think that's a lovely idea yeah good shout man thing number one for me

I'm grateful for Lewis's work ethic and the ability to deal with his stress in certain ways that we don't want to know about and he doesn't tell us about wanking

serial wanking but Lewis is one of the most underrated people I know actually how many sodas have you had to drink? yeah two pints it's kind of fucking

no man it's true as many as that? yeah and number two you're kind of crazy man number two I'm grateful for air right okay No, man, it's true. As many as that? Yeah. And number two. You're kind of correct. Number two. I'm grateful for air.

Right, okay. It gives us the ability to breathe, throw and heal. Yeah. And at the same time, feel. Oh, whatever, mate. Whatever, you're so boring. As Robbie Williams once said,

I just want to feel real love. That's five stars rating. What's two things you're grateful for, Roof? I'm grateful for the... Hold that thought. Yay! Sit the class with this massive cock. Sit that class. Sit that class.

Are you on a squat? Where would you like to reset that? I don't really know where you... Do you want to come and try and get in here, Santa? Number one, Santa. I've just done a quick bump upstairs with young Jack. Oh! Why is there a bump?

Now, Santa, can I ask you, before you get the presents... The Dodgums! Clevo! Clevo! Clevo! Clevo! Clevo!

Can you imagine listening to this on audio? Yeah, it's horrendous. Yeah, it's horrible. Who listens on audio, you fucking virgins? Everybody knows you, Specky Dev. All my elves are virgins? Everybody knew it was you, Speccy Dev. All my elves are virgins! That sneaks Speccy into a conversation. What?

As if they're under your wing. How was the shift last night, Theodore Claypool? Mine was sleigh. And now the prison. No, we're there. How was your shift last week, Santa? My shift? Yes, the last night, sorry.

Long and hard. Oh, nice one, Santa, you bloody bastard. That's exactly what Theo's mother said. I heard Theo's mother has excellent boobies. Santa, she does. Oh, wait, Santa, you... Mrs. Claus has a fine pair as well. Don't you worry.

I'm not the same person. Santa Claus, who's that for? What the fuck? Where are you from? The Scandies? I am from a little town called Gaydon. Gaydon's a place in England. Yeah, yeah. Where I'm from.

Take you to the gay bar. Well, this one, this was one for you, Thomas. I know you've been a very handy boy. No, seriously, cut that. I was taking a piece of it. No, cut. Seriously cut that out. I cut that out. That's actually taken a bit. You'll be getting coal next year, boy. No, that's not even funny, bro.

That was a really bad time in my life. Right, moving on. He thinks that's funny. Someone who gives a shit. That's your present from Daddy Claus. Oh, there's two here. I'm not going to open mine. Yeah, come on.

You get them all. Well, well, well.. I'm not going to open mine. Yeah, yeah, go on. No, you get them all. Well, well, well, well. Muscle man. Mr. Reeve. No, we should open them one at a time. Yeah. I'll back Sinterklaas. No, no, no.

So I'll do mine, then he opens them out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's better. Right, if for audio listeners, Sinterklaas has given Tommy D a fucking old bitch. Merry Christmas, Tom, with a love heart. Maybe this is one of my love interests.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, I feel so bad. Because I have this. Is it Man City, Tom? Oh, yeah, Man City. Oh, you got me. Oh, no.

For a fact, this is Reeve, because I've seen snus at the bottom as well. Oh, that's nice. And now I feel so... Santa likes an order, didn't you, by Kima? And now I feel so, and now, and now I feel really bad because

I just want to, this is me being serious on camera for once. Reeve is genuinely one of the nicest blokes I've ever met in my life.

And this is a very thoughtful gift. However, do you remember when I wore this on stream? He wasn't there.

Oh, sorry. Come for your seat for a second. Oh wait, he wasn't there. So for everyone wondering, this is the Man City Oasis shirt. Yeah, I knew you liked it. Reeve your seat for a second. Oh wait, you've been there. So for everyone wondering,

this is the Man City Oasis shirt. Yeah, I knew you liked it. Reeve knows I love Oasis and- Fuck. Yeah, so- It's still good as present. No, this is, and this is well over the budget, by the way. It kind of makes everyone else look like a knobhead,

if I'm honest. And he's also got me my favourite chocolate bar, Kinder Bueno, and he's also got me my favourite chocolate bar, Kinder Bueno. And he's also got me some snows. What dox is this Thomas? I didn't realise you had it. No, no, you wanted to know. Thank you mate, that's so nice. That's beautiful.

That's a beautiful engagement. That's very Christmasy, isn't it? I told you not to get any in shot. Fucking hell, Santa has tattoos. That's what's best for Santa. Why does Santa have a tattoo that says fellas on it? That's nice, that's really nice. Well, it's just been a second.

Tom, how... Have you still got the receipt? Yeah. Yeah. We'll sort that. Yeah. Oh, sure. Tom, do you still...

What size is this? Oh. Lodge? Well, you can have it. No, no, no. I've got one. Well, I'm not going to take my own present back. I'm...

Well, no. Reeve... Merry Christmas, Reeve. Merry Christmas, my friend. Thanks. Christmas, my friend. What's your feelings towards Kinder Bueno White? Right. Come on, Steve. Can we save this podcast conversation? He asked it. He asked it.

For once, Theo asked a legitimately good question. Do you not rate it? No, not as much as normal. I prefer it. That's your favourite chocolate bar, right? Yeah. Yeah, Tom, mine's the white one. No, but I wasn't buying it.

It says a lot. I wasn't buying it. Oh, young Dom over there has been on the night. Oh, it's, Theo's making it about himself again. That's weird. Sorry, mate. I didn't realise you had it. Nah, it's alright, bro. Fuck yeah, now. That's a great present.

Sorry. And do you know what? Liv was going to buy me that until I bought it myself. Lewis, you are an embarrassment. What the fuck is this for? How do you know it's Lewis? How do you know that's me? I can just tell.

That would not pass the elf shop. Can I just say, based on Reeves' present to me, I'm really sorry to my secret Santa. Oh, for fuck's sake, and it's me as well. Oh. Santa, Santa,

pause for a present. Hang on. Yeah, but I'm giving... One second, Santa. I'll get Santa, Santa, pause for a present. Hang on. Yeah, but I'm giving... One second, Santa. I'll get mine and then there we go. And we'll open them. This one here is for...

Wait, how... Hitler. Okay, brilliant. Thank you. I'm guessing that's me. Whoa! Right. What the fuck is that?

Is that New York? Everyone say thank you to Santa Claus for taking time out of his day to come visit us. Santa, absolute pleasure, champ. Thank you. Thank you. Wait, wait, wait guys what's that wait guys this is also for Reid

what why do I have four presents oh it's because it's him I'm usually like in a gig that is so

thoughtful he's such a nice he's such a nice guy who you I can't believe you got me

that's like 80 quid that shirt see ya piss off Santa who's next then I can't believe you got me. That's like 80 quid, that shirt. I'm not really going to acknowledge you. See you. Piss off, Santa. Who's next then? Go on then, Reeve.

Mate, what is this? Why have I got four presents, by the way? It's a Rolex! Imagine. Are they from two different people? Someone's put Reeve with an E and someone's put Reeve with an O. Oh, you haven't fucked it up.

No, I've given mine out. Have you got two people? Eh? No, we've all got presents Right now How the fuck do I open We're all holding presents Yeah Can I

I'll just You've just got Whoa Did you get all this for me I didn't get any of it You're such a liar You're such a liar I didn't get any of it

More teasers Nice Nice Crack them open Tom's opening Reeves Other presents If you're Oh wasn't I doing that No no A little bit A little bit Oh It's coming Nice. Crack a mouth in. Tom's opening Reeves' other presents if you're an audio listener.

No, no. Big everywhere. Oh. It's coming, by the way. It is from you. No, it's not. It is from you. This is definitely from Theo

because this is very thought out. Notebook for FPL, presumably. Oh, my God. No, it's not an FPL notebook. Oh, my God. It's Viagra. Is it Viagra? I don't know.

It's your present. A cheese board set. Oh, oh he's so Theo. What? Mate, this is unreal. It wasn't me. Oh, that's unreal. That weren't me. It is you.

What is it? Not me, you've got to guess at the end. Tell us what it is. Bath salts and foaming bath. Oh, that's a nice present. Now I know that that's him because he loves them. That's a nice present. Mate, what are you doing?

Why are you pretending it's not you? Remember how you have a bath in your house? Thank you. That's not from me, fuck off. That's really nice. Theo, that's a nice present. Now I know that that's him because he... That's a nice present. What are you doing? Why are you pretending it's not you? Remember how you have a bath in your house. That's not from me. Fuck off. That's really nice. It's not from me.

Also, whatever you get is going to be so underwhelming in comparison to everybody else's now, man. I heard you like tea. In fairness, before... And baths. Can I just say, before you opened yours, Santa did lose two of your presents, so he had to buy some more.

Last year, I know you got me a last-minute James Buckley cameo. What? So this year, I'll give you a proper cuddle, mate. That's brilliant. Can I also just say... It's not from me. It is from you. Whoever gets me a Secret Santa has drawn the short straw.

Tell me when I say it. Because I never take this seriously. You can open them all to you. That's unfair. Secret Santa isn't serious. Now, right now. Open them all to me. It's just these nerds.

Who, you, Jamie? Wait, if you tell the audio listeners what everyone's got, what do you get, Tom, for the audio listeners? So Reeve got me the beautiful Definitely Maybe shirt.

The beautiful Definitely Maybe City shirt, which I love, but unfortunately I already have. Dom. And then he also got me a Kinder Brenner,

which is my favourite chocolate, and two packs of Snus. Which are your favourite pastimes? And it goes with... Oh, the New Year's won't be out yet, will it? No. But just a little sneak peek, my New Year's resolution is to stop smoking and vaping whilst I'm pissed.

So snus helps with that. There you go. So he's a very thoughtful friend. And that is why I'm organizing the stag do Everybody get I can't believe I didn't know you had that you weren't there It was me Theo and you and that I remember who else was there. I wore it for a city of a city game You get rave. I got from fear because he's quite evident now. It's not for me pack of Maltesers I got a Neil's yard bath salt and bath foam package.

I got a notebook, which presumably is for my FPL work. As a joke, which is always nice. And then I also got a cheese board, mate. That's really nice. I will say both of you, your gifts to me and his gifts to you so far are very. They set the bar too high. No, no, no.

They're very thoughtful. They're very nice. Secret Santa is about knowing the person but without telling everyone. I know my person. My person has two more presents coming because of the thing. Mine are very thoughtful. Okay. You will see. Malteser guys, come on. Let's share the love.

Share the maltese. Nice. I love maltesers. You got a pen? You got the blue pen? Open on up. Yeah, sure. It's just here. Blue pen. Reeve to eat a Malteser. Fuck off.

No way. Oh my God. That's such bullshit. He bought a Malteser from the fucking... I like that. That's clever. Yeah, come on.

That's a good one, actually. I'm losing, by the way. I just ticked off one thing. Yeah, because you don't want to play the game. You're just concentrating on making sure the audio is good. Lewis, ready?

No, can I just quickly say for the launch and that, can you tell your hat off? Who has wrapped fucking shit, by the way? Who has wrapped this? It's not me, because you know which one mine was. What specky div has wrapped this? I didn't do that. No, you need to tell your arse.

Mate, who wraps it with fucking duct tape? You're refusing to tell your arse. I don't have a hat. You're refusing to tell your arse. No, that doesn't count at all. I haven't got a hat on. Lewis, you have actually wrapped this like a fucking idiot. You're going to have to put a hat on me.

You can't tick that off. That's not bingo. Oh. Why have you got me a cigarette tray? I don't know. That's my snows! I'm not going to lie. That's not your main one. I just saw it on the way out. Let me explain. An ash tray. I don't even smoke. What is going on there?

Let me explain. Here you go, Tom. Did you even smoke. What is going on there? Let me explain. Here you go, Tom. Did you pay for this? Did you pick it up for free? No, Bob Marley's your favourite artist. Bob Marley's not my favourite artist. Yeah, he is. It's Taylor Swift.

Taylor Swift is his favourite. I don't even... Taylor Swift is like uncle is Bob Marley. He's a big smoker. Yeah, she's a big smoker. He understands what I'm going for there. Why don't you just be grateful? What about the other one?

That one's nice. What, do you buy the man who's got everything? That is the problem. Do you know what? I actually have two. I know where you buy them. A fucking Bob Marley ashtray. Maybe you should start smoking.

Can I say, I actually bought, I bought Theo. I have a genuine question for you. I actually got Theo. I have a genuine question for you. Did you find that on the side of a road? Yes. Yeah, I did.

I walked past it. You like cool. This is sick. You like colorful socks. You like colorful socks Yes. Yeah, I did. I walked past it. You like cool. This is sick. You like colourful socks. You like colourful socks. They're quite cool, actually. They're actually quite cool. Yeah, that's class.

There's six pairs, aren't there? You left the price on. How much did that cost, Gelo? Look at that. It's 25 quid. What? That's what I thought.

Gelo, can I just say, when I scanned that, by the way, when I scanned that, I thought they put on charity by accident. I looked at it, I was like, are you sure? I think so.

Before I do that that can I just say Theo you have two more presents oh my god you didn't even get him his fucking feet size no you're a fucking

idiot five to eight is he a child five to by the way by the way can we just clarify for people watching

and listening Lewis the odd times we get free stuff the amount of times Lewis has asked for our size in clothes and shoes, he's well aware of our sizes and things.

Genuinely, as a collective, that might be the worst secret I've ever seen. That has made me feel better about that. No, I'm sorry. A, I don't understand this, and B, you know his shoe size. I didn't know. I didn't look.

Neither of the things are useful. He doesn't smoke. He doesn't like fucking Bob Marley. Don't worry about a thing. Those will fit. Those will fit. What shoe size? I'll get this for Christmas.

What shoe size are you? 11. That'll fit. They'll stretch. Put that on. Right, hit that. Now, can I just say it? There's two other presents that are coming,

which didn't arrive. Oh, this was on me last year. He's full of shit. No, they actually are. I have two days to get these presents and I have delivered. I actually got you

a motivational speech from someone you'd actually fucking love. It said it was going to come in 24 hours. Four days later, it hasn't arrived. You didn't.

I paid for it. You did what I did last year, lastminute.com. Do you know what? You actually upset me. I've spent about £40, mistakenly, on things that haven't arrived. No, no, no. You fucked it, man. But he does not appreciate it. He's diver what? You've actually upset me. I've spent about £40 mistakenly on things that

haven't arrived. Nah, nah, nah. You've fucked it, He's diverting blame. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm sorry. I wish I was

your secret. That's an innocent mistake made from an innocent man. Maybe I'll wear these gloves. Back me up,

Steve. Question for you. How long has this pod been in the diary for? Considering you've told us we have to drink a month ago. How long has this pod been in the diary for? Considering you've told us we have to drink a month ago. How long has this pod been in the diary for?

Isn't it six weeks ago? We didn't do the secret salad until like last week. No, no, no. How long has this pod been in the diary for? You said that we were going to do Christmas specials. We didn't do secret salad until a week ago. You've had six weeks to get him stuff.

No, I didn't. I had a week. I had a week. And what I ordered didn't arrive because one little bastard out there didn't fucking send the thing he was supposed to send. Why didn't you just order it earlier?

I did. I ordered it. It was supposed to come in 24 hours. It's been four days. You know what I've realised about you, Mr. Bowden? It? I did. It was supposed to come in 24 hours. It's been four days. You know what I've realised about you, Mr. Bowden? It's never your fault, is it? It is my fault.

It's never your fault. Of course it's my fault. But what I will say... Have some accountability and own up. What else is? It's an innocent mistake. As an asthmatic,

giving me an ashtray. Also, kind of racist, actually. If this was you the way around, he'd be scolding you. I appreciate anything. I'm not angry. We all know Theo's homophobic

and you've got him a pair of rainbow socks. Yeah. I tried, is what I'm going to say. You tried. Read your note. I'm going to go with us, okay?

I'm going to go as well. Oh, I need to read my note. No, don't yet. What? Okay, everyone. What the fuck? Okay. Right, I need to read my note. No, don't yet. What? Okay, everyone. What the fuck? Okay. Right, Theo,

why is it only us? How about we have a deep talk? Singing sweet songs. I'm sorry. Can we get a deep side? No. I'm apologising.

Do you know what though? You know like, I'm sorry. It's actually disrespectful. I tried. Do you know what? It's actually quite sad. When you can't think of anything

because you have like no effort in you to do anything nice, you just, would you give someone a pair of socks? I you can't think of anything because you have like no effort in you to do anything nice, you just, would you give someone a pair of socks? I don't know. I don't like that. You did not see,

for the last two days, I've been walking around shops, but genuinely, You can't find anything. Can I tell you? You know what? I got Reeves stuff this morning, mate. What do I get you?

You have everything. Well, this is what you have to use your brain and be thoughtful. I was going to, there's so many things I wanted to do. He's got everything. You don't understand the effort. I was going to your brain and be thoughtful of. I was going to, there's so many things I wanted to do. He's got everything. You don't understand the effort. I was going to get you a custom book cover

and I was going to wrap it around and it was going to be like Theo Baker, The Untold Story. He didn't. But I can't print it. But you didn't though. Because I was trying to figure out how to do it. If buts and maybes.

Can I just say, I only found out about Secret Santa two days ago and I've put more thought into that than that. Dom, I got Reeve stuff this morning. Yeah. Between 11 and 11.15 before getting on the train here. Oh my Christ, mate. It took me 15 minutes. into that then that Tom I got Reeve stuffed this morning yeah between 11 and 11.15 before getting on

the train here you're a disgrace mate it took me 15 minutes and then he moans about me having a beer in between fucking shoots did you show how much

it shows how much I think this works it shows how much I know Reeve and you don't know me actually Lewis tell me more players victim

but the thing is I'm not playing a victim. I am a victim. I'm a victim of... Actually, I agree with Theo there. That is a victim. He's not playing a victim. He is a victim.

I apologise. Right, so next, last on the list, we've got Loose Bowden. I don't know who your secret Santa was, but can you read... It says, To Hitler from Santa.

So... That's a crossover and a half, isn't it? Fucking hell. Imagine if they met. You're a dickhead, man. I can't believe Santa got Hitler.

He's got me a toothbrush. Your breath stinks. You do need it. Actually, oh, did you get a mouth tape? You should have got a mouth tape. Air freshener.

You stink. Yeah. Please tell me you got a mouth tape. That actually is useful um cool sore cream you're a spotty fuck it's not cool

sore oh one of these is class Vaseline yeah Vaseline yeah your lips are dry

and ugly I actually fucking love Vaseline like that's actually class oh why are you putting it straight on isn't it Vaseline Charlie bought me

three tins of Vaseline it's spelt with an S not a Z oh by the way straight on? Isn't it Vaseline? Charlie bought me three tins of Vaseline. It's spelled with an S, not a Z. Oh, by the way, just quickly, my mate calls it Vaseline. That's weird. That's fucking weird. How mental is that? Have you got me some deodorant?

Can I have some? Can I have some? It's actually women's deodorant. There you go. Because you stink. Do you know what? Is that baby food? Infant's baby milk.

Straight from Theo's mum's tits as well. Beer? Sorry, I don't know what that is. Oi, I got him. I'm really sorry. I got him. I got him the worst bottle of beer. Doobah.

Doobah. Oh my God, that tastes like... That's kind of funny. Amber ale. You've got to try it. You've got to try it. I'll try after this. I'm not down on that. It's a fucking pinty daft twat.

Oh, okay. Lewis refuses to drink. Wine gums, because I'm wine-ing, I'm guessing. Yeah? No, they're just the worst sweet possible. Oh, okay, I thought it was because I was a wine-y boy. Oh, well, that also works. Oh, it works.

Oh, he's nice. He's just a little Santa decoration. But do you know what's interesting? There we go! That's good though, he's nice. He's a little Santa decoration. Do you know what's interesting? There we go. Do you know what's interesting? That's good though. Do you know what's interesting? Is that's genuinely thoughtful because he's thought to give you the worst possible gift. You gave him, they didn't even make any sense. No, the socks are good. No, the socks actually have thought in. You didn't even think about his foot size. You went, I'll buy a group pair of socks. Oh, but come on. Give me some benefits. The socks, the colorful socks, you

know you like them. When you saw... No, don't you do this. He is playing victim because when you saw them, he was buzzing when he saw them. I'm a fear of socks. He was buzzing when he saw them. The one thing you've got to get as a present for someone else is something that actually fits them. Can you actually imagine as an asthmatic getting bought an ashtray?

Do you know how crazy that is? Do you know how fucking crazy that is? That's mental. That is crazy. That's mental. That is crazy. That's mental. You are useless. Here's a constant reminder of the disease that you have. No, do you know what?

No. I'm now glad he got what he got. But you put thought into it. I actually did. What you've done is brought him a present and gone, here's a constant reminder of the disease that you have. No, no, no, no. If I don't take my inhaler, I die.

Let me know that, Lewis. Let me explain what the answer is for. That would be. Let me explain what the Ashtray is for. That would be like me giving you a present that takes control away from you. You'd fucking know, isn't it? Let me explain what the Ashtray represents. Do not let me speak. No, no. Let me talk.

Let me say one thing. Let me talk. If I was to get you, I 100% would have bought you mouth tape because you need to correct that. Okay, thank you. Right. Someone got a timer.

No, let me say what the Ashtray represents. The Ashtray represents the fact that you- That you- Lewis, shut up. Did an Ironman- Without the ability to breathe represents. The ashtray represents the fact that you, that you, shut up, did an Ironman without the ability to breathe properly. Is it two or one? Two minutes. I'll eat two in a minute.

Two in a minute, right. It shows you put effort into the show. Go, go, go. You got 15 seconds left. It didn't arrive. Mate, these have got to go, mate. By the way, Tom, can I ask, what does a mince pie taste like?

It's really nice. What is it? It's just like currants and sultanas. I hate currants. Mate, you've got 45 seconds like currants and sultanas. I hate currants. Mate, you've got 45 seconds to do this and the next one. I'm not going to do it. Yeah, the show's never ending, mate. What's been your favourite time of this year?

I mean, mine's biased, but I can't really tell. On backside? Yeah. On backside. For sure, that period we had with... No. No, I know. It's Eva.

Yeah, that's the point. Yeah, re-beat the table. It's Eva. But he's rigged that. That's not fair, is it? It doesn't count. It doesn't. No, he said.

You can't beat them into it. Mine is Eva. Lizard man. Oh, you... I've never laughed like that in my... No. Genuinely. And do you love it. I've never laughed like that in my, genuinely. And do you know what?

I watch, I've watched that click back. I actually watch it back and enjoy your laughter. I watch it back and I get annoyed at myself because I'm like, that's such a fake laugh

but I wasn't fake laughing. No, no, I remember. You're the boss. Always in absolute, when you actually showed the photo, I couldn't control myself. Mine's very similar but it's the reindeer head.

The reindeer head. Yeah. That's my, reindeer head's one of my favorites because it was the noises that came out similar, but it's the reindeer head. The reindeer. Yeah. That's my. Reindeer head's one of my favorites because it was the noises that came out of you. What's a reindeer head? What's great about reindeer head, I was creasing.

He didn't get it. He didn't realize. And then, then I shut. But then, I would say our best moment has to be the, the bugs and that.

The bugs? When, when he shit himself. Yeah. That was the best. And then, and then, and then,

and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, that. The bugs? When he shit himself. Yeah. That was the best. And the zookeeper left you and went, well, if it was a fucking tiger or something, I'd be fine. Looking back at that, Theo, do you think you have grown from that? No, I don't want to do anything. No way. Stop. This is the time for redemption. Oh, he's letting it. Mate, thank you.

I'm not doing it. I'm going. I'm not. No, I'll admit it now. I'm a pussy. I don't care. Again, as soon as he's done it.

So, if you listen to this, we now have our good friend Trevor coming back in. We have, you might know this on your bingo cards. It says, pet the furry guy.

No way. It says fury guy, actually. Furry guy. I'll do that. So, before we do that, we have something else for us to experience. I believe we have a lovely cockroach. Yeah, I'd we go. I'll do that. So before we do that we have something else for us to experience. I believe we have

a lovely cockroach. Yeah I'd do that. I'd do that. Can I eat? Let's do it. We're all going to have a go at the cockroach.

I can use the cockroach first. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. in you. No, I believe in you. Sorry, what's your name? Trevor. Trevor. Trevor, friend of the show. You might remember episode... It was like episode nine that Trevor brought in.

I can't do it. I'm such a b... How do you know the episode number? It was something like that. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. What is it, though? Tom, you do it first.

Tom does it first. I'll do it. Hang on, hang on. So, when we do it... Yeah. I don't want you dropping it on the ground. Does he like cider? I'll be... Who's first? Tom, Tom, Tom. Tom's first. I can't want you dropping it on the ground. Does he like cider? Please. I'll be, I'll be, I'll be-

Who's first? Tom, Tom, Tom. Tom's first. I can't do this. I can't quite reach you there, so you're gonna drop it. Don't drop it. I won't drop it. Please don't drop it, Tom, because I'm not having it.

I'll do it next anyway. Tom is now currently holding the cockroach. Oh my god. He's hanging onto Trev. Oh yeah. Look at that. Tom is holding a giant cockroach. Tom, try and show the camera a little bit.

Don't drop it, obviously. He's fine. He's fine. A West Indian cockroach. West giant cockroach. I'm trying to show the camera a little bit don't drop it obviously West Indian Are these are these like do they move fast they're slow animals move fast They like the heat Not feel come to see man deal this literally, this is all for your redemption. Theo, this is all- no, please, you have to sit down, Theo. Sit down, sit down. Theo, sit down.

You're not on camera, man. I'll do it. Go on. No, Theo, get in shot, man. He's lovely! Theo, this is your chance for redemption. Oh, that is amazing. Theo, stop, mate. He stands still in your hand. Remember last time, when Asusu left, he was like,

I'll do it, I'll do it. He likes you, doesn't he? Have some bollocks in your life. Remember last time when as soon as you left he was like, I'll do it, I'll do it. He likes you, doesn't he? Have some bollocks in your life. Theo, I believe in you. Theo, that is nothing. Oh, this is so tame. Give me a good smell. What's the first?

What's the first, my friend? I'm excited. What's his smell? He doesn't really smell, man. We have to. We all have to do it for our Bengal card. I don't like it either.

Stroke. Yeah? No, hold it. I'm going to have to do it, man. Wait, what has he been in? By the way, I hear that. I had a to have to do it, man. Wait, what has he been in? By the way, I hear that. I had a dream after I booked it and it lined my face.

I'm so... No, what? Going through the body? Yeah, how you hypnotise a cockroach, you put it under something and then you vibrate the ground and up it comes again. He's got like grippy legs. He's lovely. He's lovely.

He's poised. Theo, calm down. You've got this. Theo, you've got your trepidation. Theo, you're trepid heights. And we're not. I'm scared of spoilers and I'm going to do a spoiler. Do I have to do it again? No, we're doing the... yeah you do.

I'll do it again. On my hands. Theo, you've got this. You've got this, man. Two hands, calm like that. I'll do it first. Oh, not in his hands. He's fucking... Don't eat it, Luke. I just have a genuine...

I understand. This is your chance, though, man. You got this. Think how happy you'll feel afterwards. Have you always been cool with any insects and that? Yeah, yeah. That's pretty cool. Feel free to get close in.

Come get close in. Yeah. Are you giving him to the wrong person? One's who rearranged things and that, yeah. Shit, look. Do you want to go with two? Ones who rearrange things and that. Do you want to go with two? No, he needs to do it. He needs to do it. No, I'm sure.

Oh, look at his belly. Look at his little furry legs. Look at his, he's a Gucci, Gucci. Is it true when they're on their back they can't flip over? Is that a trick? I promise you this is fine. I promise you. I promise you.

I genuinely have like a... I understand, but you've got this, man. I believe in you. Can you just, one second, one second. It's a cockroach. No, don't shout like a... I understand, but you've got this, man. I believe in you. Can you just one second? It's a cock, bro. No, don't shout. No, he's alright.

You've got this. You've got this, Theo. I understand how you feel. Just put your hand up. I believe in you. Straight off, if you don't like it. Theo, I believe in you. Oh, no, I can't.

No, no, no. His hand. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. That was his hand. I'm sorry. It was my hand. Yeah, I know.

I know. Shit, myself. Hang on. We'll have a good look at it, though. This is actually so embarrassing. This is embarrassing. Theo, he does my hand. Yeah, I know, I know. Shit myself. Hang on, we'll have a good look at it. This is actually so embarrassing. This is embarrassing. Theo, he does not move.

He's absolutely fine. Oh, yeah, okay. He doesn't move. He's fine. He sits there. Oh, yeah, but I've overthought it now. Just do it. Rip off the bandage.

It doesn't feel bad at all. Rip off the bandage. You've got this. You've done it. Well, the next one's a cock for you, I'd say. Yes, good job. Now breathe. Chill. Chill. Oh, I'd say. Yes, good job. Now breathe. Chill.

Chill. Oh, he's fine. He's fine. He's fine. It's easy. He's brilliant. Yeah. Look at him.

Look at him. Have a good look. What is that? Oh, no, get off. It's my hand. It's his hand. Jesus Christ. Right.

Let's do the tarantula. Let's do the tarantula. He's dripping, mate. He's fucking dripping. Right. It's time to cross something off our bingo list. I did it before. Yeah. I did it again. It's on the bingo list.

I think I can't do it. If you're a listener, if you're a listener, on every single person's bingo card, it says, Pet the furry guy. I'll do it. I'm doing the tarantula.

Theo, I hate this as well, but we got this, man. On and off. On and off. I've met friends in the before man it's the same bloke I've got this you've got one

that's really colourful and one that's more creepy what would you like? colourful colourful sounds good which is the worst colourful sounds alright I love the creepy one

I think I'll go for the colourful one yeah but the colourful might be more poisonous they're not going to poison you they've got their fangs on you Theo I'm not doing it beat the mentality this is trailing for your iron man might be more poisonous. They're not going to poison you.

Theo, I'm not doing it. Beat the mentality. This is training for your Ironman. No, it is poisonous. It is poisonous. It doesn't hurt you.

How's it? I'm actually scared. Let me do it. I'll do it first. I'll do it first. Hands flat. Fucking hell, man. Don't blow on it.

That's the only thing you'll be getting. Oh my God. Oh God, I don't. Wait, wait. There you go. That's fine, isn't it I don't... Wait, wait. There you go. That's fine, isn't it? You're looking a bit scared. Yeah, I don't like it, like.

But I'm doing it. I've got it, I've got it, I've got it. Do you want a brown one? No, no, give me that. Theo, it's actually better than the cockroach, I promise you. I'm not doing that. Theo, beat the mentality. Don't.

I won't, I won't, I won't, I won't. Tom, it's actually alright. It's initial squirm, but it I won't. I won't. Tom, it's actually alright. It's initial squirm, but it's fine. Tom, it's actually fine. It actually is. Tom, if you can't do this, don't do it.

Don't drop it. No, you got it, man. You're absolutely fine. Don't blow. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It does like a little squirm, but then it sits still. There you go.

It's sitting still. Good job, man. Look at it. You're fine. Look, he's actually sound. That's really good. It's not bad at all. The cockroaches actually work. Oh, I could live with that. Yeah at it. You're fine. Look, he's actually sound. That's really good. It's not bad at all. The cockroaches actually work. Oh, I could live with that.

Yeah. Let me show you something. Come on, chuck her in. Oh my God. I'm fucking Tarantula. I'm doing Tarantula. What are you? Well, yeah, you're putting them on my face a little bit there. Fucking hell. Every more lives, did I think I'd be able to do that.

Here we go. Here we go. Liam, can you get a camera on where Theo is right now? Theo, you've got something on your leg. It's piss. If you listen to this, Theo's right behind the producer desk. Here we go. We fucking did it, man. We pet the furry guy.

Now, this is called a Yuri Bakis-Pama Smith Eye. Okay. Smith Eye. And I'm a Smith. Smith Eye. Smith Eye. Theo, at least sit next to him. Theo, just sit next to him and look at it.

Theo, just sit next to him. Theo, you've got to hold it. Come on, mate. Theo, this is your chance for redemption. Theo, do you think I want to hold that? Conquer your fear. Conquer your fear. No, I promise you.

Don't petrify him. You can take it, Astro. I reckon it's been on for a little while. When they shed their skin, everything comes off. Everything? Theo, once you've... Theo, once...

I'm well aware, mate. Once you've done it, you feel better. Just do it. Yeah, let's get the other one out. Go on then, get the brown one out. Fucking hell. Theo, at least sit.

At least sit. When I started 2024, I didn't think I'd hold a tarantula twice. At least have a sit down feel. You're not in shot. Please. No, please get on mic. Get on mic, mate.

I would have sat down talking to Hotspur Stadium. You can't come at me like that. That's not fair. This is the one we use on films an awful lot. You do it, I'll do it. It looks the part.

Oh my God. It's called a curly head. Yeah, you were a little bitch, curly head bitch. Why are you doing that for then? Yeah, let's just knock it and make it move. Oh my god. He's going for your cock, please. Watch it doesn't go up your arm.

Stop doing that. Oh my god. Why are you doing that? Why are you doing that for then? Okay, I shouldn't catch. Don't catch it to the tarantula. It'll make it go... This isn't the one that...

Fucking hell mate! I'll shave myself! God, she's five foot... Oh! This isn't the one from Home Alone, is it? No, I'm guessing not. No. Make it go up his arm.

I'd be dead now. It's not nice when it goes up your arm, mate. You're not doing that, are you? He's firing him. I did that. Oh, Theo! Oh, Theo! Come here, Theo!? I did that. Oh, Theo. Are you such a bitch?

Theo, at least sit there. At least sit in. At least sit. Fucking hell, man. I hate spoilers and I've just held two. Theo's off screen talking about how he up-sealed down Tottenham Stadium. Yeah, is it a he or her? He or him?

I'm him. Females will live up to 15 years. I'm a female. Why? Why's that? Because they don't live very long. And what they do, they grab a pair of legs, jam it in there and make it as fast as they can. Oh, right.

Would you recommend anyone putting it on their head? Is that Blue Peter? Have you been on Blue Peter? Oh, lovely. Yeah, nice. I present the TV show called Wild Thing on Animal Planet that goes to 70 countries a week. No way.

You missed him saying that. Everything, lions and tigers. He's too busy with the pussy in the corner. Have you got any of those lions and tigers that Theo said he'd be all right with? Have we got anything else? No, we only got two in quickly. For reference, when I-

Are you not going to do one? For reference, when I messaged one of the spiders- No, we only got two in quickly. For reference, are you not going to do one? For reference, when I messaged one of the spiders. No, no, let him do it because you're never going to win bingo then. For reference,

I was talking to Trevor the other day and he's like, right, I've got to go, I'm with the Tigers. I was like, yeah, all right, I'll just go back

to my office job. Fucking hell, really? Wait, is that a scratch or a bite? No, it's a scratch. Would you say anything to Theo to get him comfortable just in touch? Just to hold a spider.

I did a quick break. That's the first thing I've ever done. I know, I know. Before we stop, Theo. That's a good start. Well, let him do it because he can't win bingo. I believe in you.

Do it. You've got a fear of spiders. I promise it's not bad. No, no, no. I have a fear of spiders. Well, you've just done it. I hate them. I agree. I hate spiders.

No, you have got it all. Do you mind? They just sit in your hand. No, I know it's fine. Just do it. No, I can't do it, please. I'm not doing it. He's not going to do it.

Go on, yeah, yeah. You do one. No, I'm not going to touch spiders. You do one. Yeah, come on, give it a go. Give it a go, man. Is this the first time you've ever touched one? He's not getting a hand now.

God. Oh, he's shaking. Oh, you alright? Oh, don't shake, mate. I see you in the corner. Don't shake. It'll get you if you shake. He's fine, innit?

When he just sits there, he's fine. But don't blow on it. Never do a blow on it, mate. Never spoil it. Alright? Never. Can I ask why? What's the reason for that?

No, can you stop? Stop. Stop. Stop. No, no, this is not funny. What are you doing? What's the reason for that? No, can you stop? Stop, stop, stop. No, no, this is not funny. What are you doing? What the fuck is this guy doing? You're all champions. Yeah.

Come on, Trev. Theo, go on. What the fuck is this guy doing? I'll tell you what I'll do next, son. Did you know that he was going to be here? Is that what you said? No, not at all. He actually didn't.

A skunk. A skunk. Yeah, go on. I'll have A skunk. Yeah, go on. I'll have a skunk. Next time. Let's have a fruit bat.

You hold it. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes, Trev. Yes. It's a whole load of animals. Yes. What's the fun fact?

Trevor coming in once again and terrifying everyone. Merry Christmas, Trevor. Thank you, Trevor. Merry Christmas, mate. Thank you. Nice one, Trev. Cole for you, thank you! Nice one Trev. Coal for you, you big pussy! You know when you blow on the spider, does that just irritate them?

No, they think it's wind, and if they hit the floor... You won't get them back? It'll kill them. Ah, don't want to kill the spider mate. Shit. You would have known that from holding it and you would have felt it. The reason why he says don't block is because he doesn't want his fucking animals to die, mate.

That's the reason. That's what I was asking for. He's not going to bring something in that's going to kill us. You're a star, mate. Thank you. Trevor, we love you, mate. Merry Christmas, pal. We'll see you soon. We will see you soon. We will be back.

With the tigers. Round of applause for Trevor. Give him some more challenging things. Yes! One for Trevor. Turn around a little bit! I've now established Trevor can turn up whenever you least expect it. Yeah, but now. No, but you knew he was coming. Yeah, he didn't though. The random thing is, he said about the fucking animal thing and then he just rocked up.

That was really weird. That was really weird. When he said that, I was like, I was just trying to hold that conversation because I knew he was coming through the door. That's insane. Because when you said you're on your phone, I was just trying to hold that conversation because I knew he was coming through. Because when you said you're on your phone, I was just like, no, no, no. You didn't know that?

I had no idea. On Poppy's live stream. You had no idea? You had no idea. Really? That's the reason I brought that conversation up because I was going to

bring up that occasion, but you brought it up for us. Yeah. I had no idea. Even that, I'll be honest, one of my biggest fears is spiders.

After doing that, I'm like, I was high-fiving you. It makes you feel like, I think I got my own head. You did After doing that, I'm like, I was high-fiving you. It makes you feel like... I think I got my own head. You did, mate, and I was telling you that. Don't say a word,

now he's left. I think I got my own head there a little bit, aka a lot. If you think so, yeah. But I did do a cock stroke, that's a start. I know, that's good.

That's a start. I really want you to do it. I think you'll be so happy with yourself if you do it. I'm not having it from you. I'm not having it. I'll have it from these people. Why?

Before we incident. That's a legitimate it from you. I'm not having it. I'll have it from these people. Why? Before Rinsen. Now, before Rinsen. That's a legitimate chance of dying. No, one second. Before Rinsen. Am I the only one that does everything on this show? Theo. You would feel so happy.

I'm happy with the cockroach. Do you want to get him in and hold it for two seconds? Go on. And you can sign it off on your bingo card. You can do it. Theo, all you do is sit there. Mate, you'll be buzzing. What do I have to do now? Stay here for the bingo card. You can do it. All they do is sit there. Mate, you'll be buzzing.

What do I have to do now? Stay here for the eternity of life. You know what? You'll be buzzing with yourself, though. What I've realised as well is that that spiel about it being pauses and stuff is bollocks. No, it's true. No, they're...

Do you agree? They have their fangs removed. I can see it. Will you agree? He's not going to give you... By Spider-Man. He's not going to give you an animal that can hurt you. The tarantula, when the tarantula was in my hand,

it didn't have any front fangs. It's not about whether it can hurt me or not. They don't give you stuff that can kill you, mate. I promise you, it's not about the hurt. It's the fact that I cut the feeling of it crawling. Oh my. It doesn't crawl. Can we acknowledge what the fuck, do you know what I'm talking about?

You're the only one who crawled on, was you? Yeah, do you know why? Because I was talking shit. I sounded like, like yeah you're nothing and then he starts prodding it up my fucking arm that's crazy

he actually blew on yours yeah can I say one thing about the blowing it actually isn't a thing I'm pretty sure no no I was on the phone

to him before when I first booked it in and he's like yeah I'll tell them things like you can blow on it and they're like don't blow on it

and it'll scare me because he's more scared he said don't blow on it because they scut him because he's more scared he said don't blow on it because they scuttle off and if they land on the floor they die he said that there but when I was first

got him on and had him on the floor he was like yeah I'll tell him things like that to scare them he's looking after his own animals

that's the difference do you know when you were holding it he obviously you were like looking away like I was he was blowing on yours

to make it move because he trusted you not to just drop it I'll rate it though he's saying don't blow on it because if you blow on it the tarantula

might run off yeah and kill the tarantula or not even that lose it yeah can you imagine oh my god

don't get involved please don't get involved imagine we had a tarantula just on the loose oh no it's my worst but Theo don't you think all the things had a tarantula just on the loo. Oh, no. That's my worst. Mate, that's my worst. But, Theo,

don't you think like all the things you do in your life, like, you constantly... It's not good tonight. No, hang on, hang on. It's not good tonight. It's not. It's not good tonight

because you see it is. You constantly overcome goals. You do things like crazy feats of physical endurance or whatever. Put a spider in my face. If you're about to do that,

hang on, hang on, hang on. No, because it's all right. No, because you said to me, I'm not having enough of you. My worst nightmare is doing something like a high rocks, but I just did it, right? You didn't do the abseil.

You literally left out of it. But I wouldn't do, no, I wouldn't do the abseil, no. Well, there you go. You didn't. I wasn't there. That's what I mean. I have done and I would do.

But that's easy. But you also said you'd do all that. Even you kind of did it fake. You did it backwards. I did the abseil, but I was fucking terrified. I'm the only one that did it fake. No, no, but I would do. But that's easy. But you also said you'd do all that. Even you kind of did it fake. You did it backwards. I did the up-sail but I was fucking terrified. I'm the only one that did it forward. No, no, but I was terrified. I'm scared of heights.

So the way you're supposed to do it is they're supposed to get you to lean over the front and take down like starfish out and he did it backwards like... But he did it. Yeah, no, but I am scared of heights. So am I and I fucking did it. I'm scared of spiders. I'll just help you, Tarantulas. That's my biggest fear. I'll suck you off, then. And you just have to do it, mate. I did it. I'm scared of spiders. I'll suck you up, that's my biggest fear.

I'll suck you up, and you just have to do it, mate. I did it. I did a cockroach. Life is too short to be like, I still did it.

Whoa, you're not taking away from me. I still did the abseil. Yeah, I'm not. I ain't trying to say because I did it backwards. I still did it.

Yeah. I didn't. No, you are a pussy. Are you admitting you're the least brave here? Yeah, 100% when it comes to animals.

No, I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I feel like no, because you're, that's not when it comes to animals. I'm not a specialist either. I feel like

that's not fair because see, if I'm not scared of heights and I'm scared of heights, yeah, I'm braver when it comes to heights. Yeah, it's not about that. It's about confronting

whatever your fear is. I agree. So that's why I have re-first, him second, me third, you last. But you didn't do the episode.

But mine's not like a... Neither did you. I wasn't there, but I would do it. That's easy to say. But me not holding the spider is not facing my fear. You not doing the episode is also you not facing your fear. like a neither did you I wasn't there but I would do it that's easy to say you also said me not holding a spider is not facing my fear

you not doing the abseil is also you not facing your fear you also said that's completely fair before the last time that guy come in Trevor you said I'll hold anything

I'll do anything I understand what you're saying but spider is also Tom's fear as well I have more of a fear of spiders than heights and I'm not saying you should

I'm saying well done you you're having a go at me for no fucking reason I'm not I'm saying you can't you're a pussy no I'm not saying I'm not saying that I'm not saying you should, I'm saying well done you. You're having a go at me for no fucking reason. I'm not, I'm saying you can't. You're a pussy. No, I'm not saying

that. I'm not saying you're a pussy. Down you drink. Trevor even admitted, hang on, Trevor even said well done for doing the

cockroach. Yeah, because he felt sorry for you. That's what he says to four year olds. No, he said well done you little cockroach.

Down you drink. I'm just saying, Theo, you do have it in you to do it man. Down you drink. No. Okay. I finally will. Nice. You have it in you to do it, man. Down your drink. No. Okay.

I finally will. Nice. You have it in you to do that, man. That's what I mean, Theo. I just think he would be so happy. He'd be so proud of himself after. And you do have it in you to do it. Maybe I relay it in the wrong way.

That is definitely one of the things. I'm not having a go at you. You won't have a go at you. It's frustration of, if I can do it, you can definitely do it. Oh, actually, I've at least got one there. Is a pussy when the spider comes out?

Sorry, Theo, but I need to get the check on. You knew that was going to happen. Yeah, he knew what was happening with the Maltesers. It's all about, he could have proven me wrong if he did it. I mean, I didn't know that he was going. That's not fair. Yeah, he knew what was happening with the Maltesers. It's all about... He could have proven wrong if he did it.

I mean, I did know that he was going to do a snus. And I was encouraging him to do it as well. What? Left nostril. Who do you think is Newcastle's best defender?

That's not fair. You can't lead the question. That's not fair. He said I had a bogey in my left nostril and I went like that and he went, and Ray picks his nose.

No, like that doesn't count. No, it doesn't count. No, it doesn't count. No, I didn't. This is a genuine question. Off camera, who's Newcastle's best defender? Bottman. No, no, but like this season.

No, you're not. No, this is the thing. This is not. Those don't count to stick off if you lead someone into it. Can you just say it? No. It doesn't count if you never did.

No, I didn't. No, you didn't. No, it doesn't count if I even do. Is that a nibble? No, it doesn't count. It doesn't count. Anyways.

You can't have two. That is a nibble. That is a nibble. That was a nibble though. No, it's not. You can't have. You mean saying you did a bogey? No. No, because I even do. Is that a nibble? No, it doesn't count. It doesn't count. Anyways. That is a nibble. That is a nibble. That wasn't a nibble though. No, it's not. You can't have. You said you did it but you went, no. No, because I didn't. I said you did it. I said you did it but you went, no, I didn't. That's a nibble. No, that's not a nibble. That's a nibble. It doesn't count. What do you mean? It's not happening naturally. You're trying, if you're trying. That was a genuine natural one. If you're going, wipe your nose, he wipes his nose out, that's one. That doesn't count. You have to wait for him to do it. Yeah, but

you should be more honest. By the the way saying wipe your nose is such like an easy shit one and then said oh you got bogey and I was wipe your nose well what was it pick your nose

right what's next yeah that doesn't count we could do murder mystery we got the youtube awards of the year

yeah can we go through some awards then come on should we do some awards hey guys let's just remember before we go into this how about we all make a toast before we go into a new then come on let's do awards hey guys let's just remember before we go into this

how about we all make a toast before we go into a new segment yeah buy toast with our back okay I'd like to take this toast real quick

guys let's just remember as we argue see her can we just I'm giving a toast sorry I thought it was a hitler speech

as we argue as we might fall out as we might bicker let's remember it's Christmas and we're all here to have fun. Yes, Theo

might not have held a spider. Yes, Tom might not stop talking for every three seconds, but we all love each other and that's what Christmas is about. And we love you. That isn't true. I've developed my own little backside family. You are right. And them as well.

So, what are you drinking? Oh, I've got a question for you boys. Who's got the best backside here? Err... I vote me. I think yours is probably muscly. I think Reeve. Nah, I'll give it both.

I think... I have a naturally good arse. Shall we have a... Let's have an arse one. I definitely lose. Alright, Tom, you're first. Well, you don't have one. Yours is...

Yeah, I lose. Bearing in mind, I think the last time I squatted was 10 years ago, but... Do you even squat? Let's have an arse off. I think it's me. What are we doing? Feeling it or showing it? You've got to show it off.

No, no. No. It's quite flat. It's pretty flat. Oh, you can... Are you having fun over there, Tom? You can move it. Go on, Reeve.

Let's see what you've got. I don't think it's moved by the way. Oh, yeah. That's a bit... Yeah, it's kind of peachy. Wait, is that way bigger than mine? It's a lot bigger.. Oh yeah, that's a bit peachy. Wait, is that way bigger than mine? It's a lot bigger, yeah. Oh, Reeve has a good arse.

Cheat code wearing the Nike tighties. You're not going to want anything though. Yours is hairy. You're all stood in front of the camera. Hang on guys. I can throw it back, look at that. Here comes the winner. He showed me his absolute... That's a good ask.

What about... Why is everyone getting... No! Tom, Tom. That is horrendous. He's last. Nah, he's getting it. Yeah, come on, man.

Why are you tensing it? It is, mate. This is so bad. By the way, I just want to say this was not in the prep. I'm not notoriously. As a,

as a, as a, as a rankers, one, two, three. Okay. Um, is this right? And forget hair.

No, no. Hair comes, is this in terms of what? When I rate the arse? What's my, the shape of the arse. The shape of the arse. It has to be appearance, Tom.

Appearance has to be. You didn't see the hair. You just opened your arsehole to me. Yeah, you did just gave me your arsehole what's my... Just the shape of the arse. The shape of the arse. It has to be appearance, Tom. Appearance has to be... You didn't see the hair. You just opened your arsehole to me. Yeah, you just gave me your arsehole to do. Yeah, but they didn't. I will say...

You're hairier than me. Yeah, I'm at least hairier, so remember that. Right, how about from the boxer view, it's actually tough. These three lads have good arses,

I'm not going to lie. He said Mormon's flat. Now, the thing is, now, it's not flat. Yours is just genetics. Yours is hard work, and that's his dominoes. I'd probably go reef first.

Thank you, yeah. It's a mixture of muscly slash like burp. It is true. That is true, actually. I imagine it's smooth. Yeah, a bit of jiggle and muscle.

I don't want to just rig the arse off because I think he has a good arse. I do have a good arse. Do you want to have a good arse? It's notoriously quite good. Do you know why women

target men with good arses? Just say you want two and three. It's like, good arses? Just say you want two and three. It's like, it's evolutionary. Just say you want two and three. You have better thrusting, so therefore you're more likely to impregnate. Speaking of which.

No, he hasn't done his one, two, three. I can't choose between you. And the loser downs. Well, I'm first, so... Okay, loser downs. Tom Sparks is better than Reeve. I can't... Yay!

You're last. I can't make him down again. He'll be fucking on the floor. That just means that Lewis thinks I'm the only one who can handle that drink. Come on. Oh, Christ. By the way, speaking of which. Out of all four here,

you can handle it the least. No, that's not true. I am definitely the worst. I am definitely the worst. You can way, speaking of which. Out of all four here, you can handle it the least. No, that's not true. I am definitely the worst. I am definitely the worst. You can't handle it the best. Yes, I can. I thought the state of you two fucking shivs in Amsterdam.

You were drunk after one drink earlier. Sorry, I can definitely handle it. Reeves best. Tom, you are actually third. No, no, no. He's not the best.

I can handle it better. I am. This podcast, you had four pints and you were gone. Substances to keep yourself sober. That's not true. I am. This podcast, you had four pints and you were gone. Substances to keep yourself sober. That's not true. I allegedly,

also not allegedly. I don't like you. I just, you know, you looked around and you said he was on show. He had one. You compromised.

I just ripped them off. You compromised my hard work. Guys, once I go get the beer, I'm going to also get you guys my food. Your food. Yeah.

Right. We were to bring a food and drink, didn't we? Yeah, I brought the chocolates. While he's gone, should we carry on with the podcast? Oh, why are they here already? They're chocolate selections. I brought selection boxes for everyone. Yeah, he brought those.

I brought all these mince pies in there. Wait, I thought we were doing it as like a... No, it's not a big reveal. It was going to be a big reveal. Yeah, what flavour? I brought some sour cream hot fringes. Oh, that's peng. They're quite nice, you know. Are they good? Yeah hot fringles. Oh, that's peng-top.

They're quite nice, you know. Are they good? Yeah, they are good. Oh, I'll try them. And also, I didn't realise you got this many. Okay, Marvin Spies, nice. Oh my God. And also, Lewis, if you want a crab ring.

Yeah, I'll go. Okay, you can have one. Oh, I'll put one for later, because I'll finish it. No, go. I know, I'll get the food jam. Go on then. Truce. Truce. He's for Christmas. Can you stop being Hitler? No. More. I know. Go on then. Truce. Truce.

Piece of Christmas. Can you stop being Hitler? No. I have to make sure I have something that I can use. Don't spit mince pie in my mouth, please. I don't like that.

I don't like that. I don't like that. I don't want a kiss. Oh, I'll just take one of those. Which one do you want? Wait, you got many ones. Stop that.

They're pretty cool. Please make him stop that. You want the glazed one, don't you? No, I don't. Oh, I'll take take one of those. Which one do you want? Wait, you've got many ones. That's pretty cool. Please make him stop that. You want the glazed one, don't you? No, I don't. Oh, I'll take that one then. Thank you. That's what I think. Did you like the decorations we put up, by the way?

Yeah, nice, mate. Yeah, sure. Should we move on to the YouTube Awards 2024? Yeah. Yeah! Does anyone else need another wheel? So we have a lot of categories, and everyone has made three nominations.

Any of you? I'll go for a pitch with you. Sorry? Can I just say, I don't watch enough YouTube to give this... I really struggled with this, yeah. I didn't struggle too hard either. I struggled a big time. He just read my card.

He read my card. I haven't said a quote yet and he's waiting on it. Mate, he cheated. He cheated. Reeve just cheated. Reeve says that's not going in. How? You're trying to get him to pick his nose.

Right. We're doing the YouTube Awards of 2024. One of my early ones was Tom says something that can't make a cut. That's brilliant. Yeah, we'll tick that off. That's just my idea. We're doing the YouTube Awards of 2024.

We each have a bunch of categories. Wait, I thought it was 2025 and we're doing predictions, no? No, silly goose. I'm doing it off my dome. 2024, we have a bunch of predictions. Lewis, look at my cut. I don't want to.

What is going on here? Surely that's one of yours. Theo doing exercise. Theo doing something cringe. That has to... What are you doing? Do you not know Theo at all? To put any selection

he might have. Genuinely, what do you think people are going to think seeing that? That's the pink one on the bottom. Well done, mate. Congrats. Can I have a pen, please? No. It's not about yourself. what do you think people are going to see in that that's the pink one on the bottom well done mate

congrats it's not about yourself do 20 press ups where does it say that right there oh fucking hell okay so we all have

there's a bunch of categories there's three nominations that we have to come up for each category shall we go onto the first category why do I have to

why have you been given that not me because I'm now the fit one exercise as well oh nibble that's a nibble that Why have you been given that and not me? Because I'm now the fit one. That's because of the exercise as well. Oh, nibble. That's a nibble.

That's definitely a nibble. That's not a nibble. I wasn't even responding to him. He wasn't even talking to you. Yes, he was like, why do you not... I know I have 20 press-ups. That's a nibble.

Fuck you. That was a... I said... By the way, Bingham doesn't count if you just start... That one's a nibble. That was a nibble.

That is a nibble. That was a nibble. The second one I count as a nibble. To be fair, the quicker he gets that out of the way, the better because otherwise he's going to keep trying to get nibbles. That was a nibble. The second one I count as a nibble. To be fair, the quicker he gets that out of the way, the better, because otherwise

he's going to keep trying to get nibbles. He can't win. That's a nibble. He didn't hold the tarantula. Yeah, he can't win. Yeah. One more nibble.

That's a nibble, yeah. You're never going to complete it. One more nibble. He is right, though. You physically cannot complete that card. You cannot complete the card. Also, by the way,

if he wins bingo, he's cheated. By the way, you he wins bingo, he's cheated. By the way, you're pretty furry. That's not true. It says Fury anyway. Pet the Fury. Well, you're quite angry right now,

so pet the Fury. Did you not see he's wanking off Tommy Fury earlier? No, I stroked him in the toilet because he's the Fury. Down drink, yes. Down drink. Also, Luke.

Luke? You've only just done that. Luke. By the way, Tom, he... Three times he called him Luke. Also... By the way, Tom, he- Three times he said- called him Luke! Also... By the way, also, he pretended to down a drink.

It was a quarter of a drink. Yeah. It doesn't say down a full drink. Yeah. Let's just- let's not be fucking pedantic. Oh, no, I'm down the rest of this. No, come on. How are we gonna down a drink from the local in four minutes?

Yeah, just do it. Hold it. I don't care. It actually does say that, right? Because, er... We've already done one. Can I do- before we move on to the YouTube Awards, I'd like to bring up a point about one of the bingo cards. Yeah, all three of us have do it. Hold it. I don't care. It actually does say that. We've already done one. Before we move on to the YouTube Awards, I'd like to bring up a point about one of the bingo cards.

Yeah, all three of us have done it. So it says here, down a drink from the local in four minutes, and Tom, Reeve, and I have all done that, except you. That doesn't count. Well, that's part of the card. It's on Tom's story, me doing it.

Yeah. Fuck it, yeah. You're down half. But as you said, Tom, as you said, doesn't have to be a full drink. I've made myself cough there. Oh, shit.

I've done that. So that means I'm going to have to go to the local, buy myself some pyjamas and dial in a drink. One of my pink ones is throw up over everyone. Right. Shall we do the YouTuber Awards? No, I... So, welcome to the first annual

Backside YouTube Awards. Woo-hoo! 2024! Oh, my God! Starting off with our first category. I'll take that earlier. Welcome to the first annual Backside YouTube Awards. Woo-hoo! 2024. Oh, my God! Starting off with our first category. I'm never going to do it. Starting off with our first category, best scandal, brackets,

nothing too serious. I've got three good ones here. Go on, Theo. Let's hit us with your nominees. Hit us with... I think this is pretty obvious. The three scandals of the year are... Tommy Fury cheating on Molly Mae. Oh, that's a good one. I didn't is pretty obvious. The three scandals of the year are Tommy Fury cheating on Molly May.

Oh, that's a good one. I didn't even include that. No, no, no. Count, count. It's fine. Yes, it is. And Tommy Fury's a YouTuber. We've got Tom wanking off his mates.

That's a good one. That was eight years ago. That was this year. That was this year. It came out this year. That's obviously the winner. That still works. And then also,

Joe doing a bubbly and thinking it's perfectly normal. Yeah. Is that a scandal? Oh, no. That's quite a big scandal then also, Joe doing a bubbly and thinking it's perfectly normal. Is that a scandal? Yeah, a little bit. That's quite a big scandal. He thought it was normal. I am not even trying to be egotistical.

It's not close. We have all the novelists. I actually didn't even put you in. That's because you're a good friend. Thanks, man. I'll put Dr. Disrespect. Or Logan Paul scamming his mate. No, Dr. Disrespect,

that's a good one. I'll put Theo leaving for waffling. And mouldy cheese in lunchly. Oh. I think Logan Paul, so zoo's a bigger scandal than that.

Have you not seen that? No. All of America got given in their lunchly packs was like mouldy cheese. See that on yours. Okay, I've got two nominees.

Me wanking my mate off, which I think is the, especially for our audience and people that know us I think that is by far and away the biggest scandal which by the way

I was hacked it's illegal and then me not being the best member of pitch side and backside I'm the victim what did he say

and then there's me not being the best member of pitch side and backside what a scandal no but I am that's why it's a scandal sorry yeah

and then the second one is Logaport Crypto Zoo because he's a scamming good one actually yeah I have obviously Tom's Wankin why why is that obvious

I didn't think of that because I thought it was an old thing no it's part of the year it's part of the year yeah okay alright second one

I do also have Theo Jones Waffling yeah correct that's the big scandal sorry if that wins over Tom's wanking. It's close, close. No, no, no. Let's be real about it.

What happened this year physically? The video came out this year. Look at you. You've got the one to win. Honestly, guys, I don't want to win. I don't want to win. The only one I voted. Seriously, guys.

Pick me, pick me. Guys, guys. I'm just on about in general. In general, I don't want to win it. I don just on about, in general, like... In general, I don't want to win it. I don't want to win it, but the only one I've nominated is myself. Yeah, who got more views, eh?

The wanking on the... Why are you trying to win bigger scandal? Actually, I'm saying Logan Paul's Crypto Zoo got way more views. Way bigger than Bubbly. No, wait,

no way bigger than Tommy Fury, Tino Molle May. Yes, it is. Logan Paul's 500 Twitter wins mental. He's way bigger. No way. What's your final one? Final one is Tommy Fury cheating on Molly Mae yes it is Logan Paul scamming his audience mental is way bigger

no way what's your final one final one is Danny Aaron says well are he is that a scandal yeah yeah you all

licked his arse it's not weird he was weird no no he said inshallah it's when well of course

well are he are you Muslim then do you remember anything that happened that's what happened no it didn't. That's not what it said. He went, are you Muslim?

And then he just goes, Wallahi. Are you Muslim? Time out for a second. Yeah, then he goes, Wallahi. Time out for a second. Let's let Theo say

because he left us to go waffling and you were actually there. I was there. Yeah, you abandoned us. Yeah, so Joe responds to Danny. Are you talking about on the podcast or in the video? On the podcast.

And Joe goes, are you Muslim? He goes, no. And then he goes, and the conversation goes on, and he goes, Wallahi? Yeah, so he didn't say Wallahi first, though, did he? Yeah. Why are we getting pedantic?

To make matters even worse for poor Danny Ahrens here is that in the ChrisMD video coming out very, very soon in the new year, I rainbow flick him. Oh, God. And mid-rainbow flick, I go, wait. Inshallah. Did you say Danny Ahren Aaron or Paolo Malvini by the way

I think that Danny Aaron's clip is classic that makes me laugh for the record I do just want to say we love Danny no one's saying we don't no I think

all of us no one said you didn't no no but Danny does get a lot of stick do you know what everyone does like personally

we love Danny but I will agree that clip of him on Waffling is embarrassing. We all know the reason he gets stickers because he used to be like... Yeah, he's outgrown his own personality.

Yeah, he used to be a fat nerd, now he's a handsome man with like a nice female. It's like you're the before me. And then all the... A what? A nice female's a nice thing to say. No, it's a very... And then all the fat nerds are like,

weird, so I have to go to the gym now. I better myself. Fuck you! That's what my channel's all about. Yeah, you're a bitch. Where are you attacking? What are you making about yourself? Oh, oh, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.

If I don't win, if I don't win, that's the biggest scandal. I said CryptoZoo. You pressed the deep side button. I said CryptoZoo. What? In between us.

That's no way near an in between us quote. Right, here we see, everyone has one vote for the winner. You can't talk over the other person. How are we doing it though? Are we doing it based on like the world or our community?

Your own decision. You want me, whatever. So should we all say one by one? You can't get shouted over. Theo.

I'm going to go, what did I say again? Right, I'll start. I'm going to go with Tommy Fury Chin on one of my. Nah. You next then

because you're climbing. I'm going to say Theo joins Waffler. Oh, because I have that as well. I should say that but I don't want to say it. I'm going to go with Logan Paul Crypto Zoo scam.

I mean, the genuine biggest one is the doctor disrespect. Oh, but... But it can't go different. Everyone agrees, right? No, no, no. Because we put it all forward

and then we vote. I don't know what that is. Yeah, so where we vote then? I've never heard of that though. Yeah, he just came forward and then we vote. I don't know what that is. Yeah, so where we voted then. I've never heard of that though. Yeah, he just came back and was just like, I don't care. Yeah, but you touch kids as well and no one cares about that.

So how do we decide? Well, I'll have to change my vote. No, you can't. No, you can't do that and then just double up. No, go on. I'm going to change my... It is Tom wanking off his mates. I actually agree with that.

It is. I was saying waffling for memes. It's Tom. It's definitely me. All right, fine. Tom wins. Well done, Tom. I was saying waffling for memes. It's Tom. It's definitely me. All right, fine. Tom wins. Well done, Tom. You have the biggest scandal of the year.

I have so many extras that I could have ticked off, by the way. That's just not very nice, Tom, is it? I believe in the other... No, you have to earn that. You can't just tick them off.

Can I try them? That's just cheating. I believe in the other... That's poor form for me. Can I try your glasses? Can I just say, what happened there was poor form, right?

You need to stop cheating on your co-hosts. Rob that out, rob that out. Let's do it proper, let's do it proper. Thomas Robert Garrett, rein it in. I don't have a real name. Let's do this properly. Let's do it properly, I put effort into this. I put, hey, do you know what's disrespectful?

I put so much effort into this and he's ruining it. Oh, he's... Lewis, Lewis, I'm talking to you, brother. I said... shut the fuck up how's that good how's that good content by the way you just shouted

and you're like I want to finish my sentence to you or what like what's going on here so you know how Tom just put his glasses there do you remember

the other day when you said like taking someone's glasses is funny and you'd laugh along yeah but I'm saying that isn't a said that taking someone's glasses is funny and you'd laugh along? Yeah, but I'm saying that isn't a tick off or Lewis's glasses falls off if he just takes them off my head.

Right, can we just do the awards? I want to give you a present. Are you eating? They hurt. Okay, moving on to best YouTube video of the year. I actually have some decent nominations. I don't have any. I'll go first.

No, I'll go first. No, I'll go first. I'll go first. Okay, then, well, you'll go first. Okay, I'll go first. I'll go first. Oh, fuck off. One footballer

from every position competes for £10,000. That's by Chris MD. What? Yeah, that's a pretty good one. You weren't listening, right? He's just fucking doing it. He just won't

shut the fuck up. I'm trying to call you down. Shush. Right, one footballer from every position competes for £10,000, Chris MD. Yep.

England versus Scotland 3, Theo Baker. Oh, I didn't think of that. Yeah. It was a banger. You should watch it. Yeah, I didn't think of that. And I actually really enjoyed

this video. It's getting a lot of, I'll say it's underrated. We ran a drunk marathon by Cal Freezy. Okay. Nice, good show. Oh, I forgot about that.

I found it really funny. I have three complete videos. Can I say, my theory for videos that work brilliantly, no, it's to contribute to the thought. It's not affecting the audio

so it's an improvement. It's not saying anything. Because you're about to get rattled. I don't want it to happen. I'm not. I'm just thinking, no, he's like a little child,

isn't he? You've got a little bit of thinking. It's like, I think any video that includes fitness and drinking is going to be a fucking good video.

Did you enjoy my beer mile? Yeah, that's why that's a good video. Did you nominate it? Do you know what? I didn't, but it did come into my thinking. Take your eyes off. It did come into my, mile yeah that's why that's a good video did you nominate it do you know what I didn't but it did come into my thinking it did come into my

I felt like if I nominated it it's all like yeah because I'm in it but you should have just nominated now are we going round can I go

I've got three different ones I've got an honour army nomination no you can't have that 10 hours relaxing meditation focused deep sleep music

great video I've used that I've honestly used that about 500 times this year. I knew someone was going to do something like that. No, but my three actual ones are 24 Hour Karting Trilogy

Part 3, Number Chip. Number Chip? Sorry, I don't know why I said Number Chip. But his third Send Your Frogs video. Do you know a really bad fact?

Can I finish my fucking... No, no, on top of that, do you know a really bad fact? I feel really horrendous speaking about it today. This is one of the worst things I think I've ever done in my life.

I told you to do, to make you stop. I've not watched a single episode of those three. I know really horrendous speaking about it today. This is one of the worst things I've ever done in my life. I've not watched a single episode of those three. I know they are. They're so long. I know you don't watch these videos

but Chip, you deserve it mate. That's one of the best videos of the year. And also Frampton is number three. Number three is unbelievable. Shout out Frampton

by the way. That's the editor. Can I say an opinion? One or two editors. The best editor in YouTube That's not a category. It's CJ.

No, no, no. It's CJ. No, no, no. It's CJ. Because Chip's videos are always given, no, Ben's class as well. There's a lot of good people nearby. But what Frampton does

in creating a story. My second nomination is ChrisMD3Peaks, an absolute movie. It took three months to make, so that's fair enough. I'd question his editors if it took three months to edit.

It took three months for that. And then my final one, because he hasn't actually uploaded on his main channel this year, which is a bit annoying, but his second channel, Nico, the absolute goat of YouTube, six women versus two secret men.

If you haven't watched that video, it is one of the funniest. Is it actually good? I've seen it. So basically what happens in the video, there's six women versus two secret men. Yeah, but they all have voice adjusters.

So they can't hear each other. And the ending of that video is one of the funniest clips I have ever seen. And Nico deserves his credit, so there you go. Wait, versus one secret male or two secret males? Two. It's him and AJ in the final, and it is the funniest fucking thing.

And who's that? Shabiel. Wait, are you sure it's one? Yeah, it's six women versus two secret, two men. Anyway, they're my nominations. They're my nominations. Oh, are you sure it's one? Yeah, it's six women versus two men. Anyway, they're my nominations. They're my nominations. Oh, two months ago. Oh, 6.7 million views.

The ending is the funniest thing I've ever watched on YouTube. I've never seen it. I can't believe I've watched it. Obviously, he's got loads of really great videos on the NDF channel, but that is my... I'm going to watch it. By far and away, the funniest video I've watched this year. Yeah.

Lewis. Yeah. I have Chris MD, one footballer for every position. God, that's two nominees so far for him.

It's a good video though. Oh, give me the ink though. Do you know what? They really, like that Weller moment, that's fucking like sort of stat pattern but it was very good.

The edit was very like the video was good I think the moment I think the moment's better than the video though if that makes sense. Yeah, but that's what like that's what makes

a good video really if the crescendo at the end good enough I'll let you whoever it's full of fucking plumbers trying to

reach the guy you're annoyed because you took your spot and you lost 10 grand and whoever the editor was for that

did a very good job what 30 of them oh fucking hell riddle me that it's Christmas Tom liven up sorry you fucking

he's a killjoy at the moment, isn't he? Yeah, in fact, killjoy. Very big killjoy. Go on, Lou, what's your second one? No killjoy. And then I've got Will and E, 100 hours on world's most luxurious train. Oh, you're obsessed with him.

The trip to Peru alongside that was... The only thing is Machu Picchu was closed, though, wasn't it? Yeah, but I like... Wait, they went to Machu Picchu and it was closed? Yeah, with the riot. But I kind of think that's kind of funny for the video a bit. Yeah, okay. The overall video was... Will's videos are Yeah, but I like... Wait, they went to Machu Picchu and it's closed. Yeah, with the riot. But I kind of think that's kind of like funny for the video a bit. Yeah, okay.

The overall video was... Will's videos are incredible, but carry on. It was fucking... Whoever... With the Will videos, it's like there's so much production clearly in it.

Like fucking finding that geezer's class. Chip, I survived a 24-hour YouTube race. Oh, so... Yeah, yeah, same one. The go-karting. England versus Scotland 3.

Or the beer mile They're very good videos, but these three I have on there. Oh We're better, but you were in England. No you you're in the yeah If I'm in the video, it's can't be your top three video. I do agree with that I mean, I can't Yeah, I think I've someone's roping me in for a video, it cannot be one of the best videos on YouTube. I'd argue Dan is one of the most

underrated YouTubers out there. Thanks. For me, I... That'll go in the future, though. Just remember that. For me, there's a clear winner. My clear vote is Will because...

Okay. If you're not with Will... I don't get these selections. It appears. Just get... You say you're free, then. Say you're free. I will, but Hitler

wants to carry on. I know what your three are. Go on, then. Wilmington University top five, but Hitler wants to carry on. I know what your three are. Go on then. Wilmington University top five goals of the week. And you're all five. You went to Wilmington University, right? Ten years ago. Surely, surely on your bingo card,

Theo cracking a joke that doesn't hit is one of them. Yeah. Sadly not. That is mental. Why would you not think that? Video number one to put in is three and a half hours of fall asleep to XFM. That's a great video.

That's actually a great show. Number two is six and a half hours falling asleep to XFM. Now, what was the other one I had? Do you not write them down?

No, it's off my head. It's for fun. Oh, the overlaps interview with Boo! Boo!

Rival podcast Boo! No, not with Ricky Gervais. I missed you, Purdy. Clem Fandango. With Oli Gunnar Solskjaer. No, not with Ricky Gervais. I miss you Purdy. Clem Fandango. With Oli Gunnar Solskjaer. Ah, Gunnar Solskjaer.

The overlapping... Why is that one? Because I've not seen that one. Oli's like really open and very like... Yeah, he was open in it. It's not your typical, oh, fucking hell, like in the Fergie days, like we had...

It's because they're mates that that's the way it works. It was like just mates talking it was very good it was very good and number three what's the Chris MD video I was in

the defender one yeah every defender gets upgraded when he scores when I was getting Levi Carwell but don't worry about that honestly that is not why I put it in

but yeah Chris MD's video every time he scores the defender gets upgraded meanwhile Theo's doing rainbow flicks over Danny Arons why did you so which one do you nominate But yeah, ChrisMD's video of every time we score, the defender gets upgraded. Meanwhile, Theo's doing rainbow flicks over Danny Aaron's.

Why did you, so which one did you nominate out of those three as your one nomination? The Oscar Bob video. That was this year. Yeah,

what about it? Did you nominate that? You were doing that. No, that was a shoot video. Fuck, man, I did really well there.

Who are you nominating, Tom? Who are you nominating, Tom? I'd go Genuine Answer or Genuine, yeah, we? I'm in it. Who are you nominating, Tom? I'd go... Genuine Answer or... Yeah, Genuine.

Genuine, yeah. We're doing Genuine Awards. Yeah, Genuine Awards. Your video of the year. It's only going to sell show one, isn't it? It's actually not my time. Do you not listen to it on Spotify as well? No, because I'll pay for YouTube

so I can click it and... Yeah, yeah. Mine's obvious. I think it's Chip's Go Kart in one. It's the best produced video of the year. I haven't watched it. Mine's obvious. I think it's Chip's go-karting one. It's the best produced video of the year. I haven't watched it. It's insane.

And then the storyline is incredible as well because he's got three years of... Little shout out. Fillion's video about Lily Phillips is very good.

Josh Peters? I've not seen that yet. That's Josh Peters' video? Yeah. No, Fillion. He reacts to Josh Peters' documentary about her.

But is that kind of... You can't give a reaction to the actual video. He's your reactionist. I know, but... The Josh Peters' documentary about her. But is that kind of cheating? You can't give a reaction to the actual video. He's a reactionist. I know, but the video, the thing that made that video is someone's hard work making the documentary. That's crazy. The reason the video is so good

is Fillion is so funny about it. Yeah, but if there was no source material to react to. Yeah, true, true, true. All right, so PSI shouldn't exist because we should go out and play. No, I'm just saying we're not going to get video of the year because to react to. Yeah, true, true, true. Oh, right. So, besides Sun exists because we should go out and play. No, I'm just saying we're not going to get video of the year because we react to football. I'm not saying it. I said shout out.

Okay. Okay. Go on. Relax. Don't get the fucking SS on. You had the Joe Weller moment. Chris and Dee. I think that's the one you voted for, right?

Or England versus Scotland because you're... I can give it England versus Scotland three to be fair. You can't give it to yourself. No, you can nominate it. We just don't vote it. I'm going to go with Chris's one footballer for every position.

Now you get the choice because you've picked one. I'm saying the Will. The reason I say the Will video is I've been noticed about the other ones. Because you climbed through from Newcastle and you're actually from there. There's a lot of big names

and like collabs. The Will video is just him and Mikey. Mikey's class, by the way. Is his latest running one not better? Huh? Is his latest

video not better? No. But the fact that you're able to make that good of a video and you've not got loads of

collabs in, it's just like a good video and good story. I think that's by far clear. Prove. The Prove one

with the old geezer and the tux there isn't a winner. No, I haven't had my vote. I think it has to be Will.

I vote. Chip's video. I think it has to be a winner. I vote. Chip's video. I agree. You've not even watched it. But Chip's my boy. But you've not even watched it. It is an incredible video. I haven't watched the other one.

It's a very good video. I haven't watched the other ones either. And the fact that it has a full brand deal in it, and it's still that good. In fairness, it's massive. Just quickly, I'm in that video, and I haven't watched it. What? I haven't watched it. But it's still that good in fairness I'm not just quickly I'm in that video you and I haven't watched it

what? I haven't watched it but it's really good oh don't doubt that I'm voting Chip oh you don't because I love Chip I think Chip deserves it

I have no problem with that because Chip it's you you fucking rat face fucker that's a frapped dude because the amount of footage I have to cut down to make that as a video

is fucking crazy wow right then Chip wins it so moving on to our down to make that as a video is fucking crazy. Wow. Right then, Chip wins it. So moving on to our next topic or subject or award. I can't work well into that. I'm lazy though.

Could someone put a 60 second timer on? Okay. But you have to down a drink at the end as well. No. Down the rest of your drink at the end.

Don't be a pussy. It's Christmas. You ready? Yep. Three, two, one. If you're an audio listener, Reeve is down and trying to do

fucking two minutes. How many mince pies? Two mince pies in a minute, innit? He's down inside it to try and help it get down. We are at 10 seconds right now. Reeve looking in good form,

but there's a lot of meat in his mouth. Is it meat or is it fruit? I don't know what it is. Oh, he's too busy to talk. I mean, he's fine to talk. 20 seconds. Through or left?

Go. To finish it, stand in between his reference, I beg you. You have to finish it. Please stand in between. Right, you have 30 seconds to get this down.

Get that cider in. Oh, you've done it. You did one in 20 seconds. That's fine. No, the second one might be harder because it's still remaining from the previous one. It's going to be like a bush took a trial.

I'm going to need you to open your mouth. How am I going to edit this? Fuck me. 42 seconds. 43, 44, 45. God, you've got to edit. It's your job. How long?

It's not my job actually. 10, 50 seconds. Nine. Oh, he's done it with time. Well done, Theo. Tick that off. Well done, Theo, for being there. Right then, moving on.

Oh, he's saying in between his reference to make it go. That's quite it with time. Well done, Theo. Reeve, tick that off. Well done, Theo, for being there. Right then, moving on. Oh, he's saying in-betweeners reference to make it go. That's quite good, man. I feel like, yeah, we're skidding straight past that. That's very good. Are we going to do an in-betweeners reference? We've got... Right, moving on to the next award.

We're going to go for Best Newcomer. Best Newcomer. It's a good one, this. I'll go. You weren't a newcomer this year. I'm going to start. I'm going to start. I'm going to start.

I'm going to mess it up. I'm going to mess it up. Ready? Right, so I'm starting. I'm starting. No. I am go. You weren't a newcomer this year. I'm going to start. I'm going to start. I'm going to mess it up. I'm going to mess it up. Ready? I'm starting. I'm starting. No. I am starting. It's one nomination each.

No. Three nominations then we vote at the end. Right. Backside. No. I actually think that's a fair shout. We are taking the podcaster world by storm. No, we haven't.

Podcaster world. We're a good podcast, man. Backside. No. No. AB. Do you know what? You're here just because you're with Waffle podcast, man. Backside. No. No. AB. Do you know what? You're here just because you're with Waffling,

you fucking schnick. Can I finish my fucking... Sorry, I was just trying to... Waffling was around before you were living in England. He might have been hard on that, by the way. He'd be crying and he's had too much to do. Yeah, he would. I'm trying to back up your point.

Cringe from living. Backside, AB, and I've got 50-50 here. Theo, you get to decide and vote. Big wedge or go golfers? Which one do you prefer? I'm going to go for go golfers. I'll go big wedge then. Technically, technically or Go Golfers? I'm going to go with Go Golfers. I'll go Big Wedge then.

Technically, Go Golfers launched in the end of 2020. So Big Wedge. Yeah. Big Wedge, AB and Backside. There you go. I've only got two nominations

and they're both clear. Clear. Go on then. AB and MASHTAG. MASHTAG. Oh, MASHTAG. That's such a good shout. That's such a good shout.

AB's got like 100K in like three months. Unreal. What a boy. Mash tag. Oh, I'll take it. I'll take it. Please do a vlog with me. Please do a vlog with me.

You can't talk the other night. You should go out and see mash tag. Yeah, yeah, the other night. I'm the one. Time out for a second. Out of everyone here. His stage. No, no.

What's hilarious, him doing that. There's a clip of me on our live stream. You weren't there. It was me and him. And there was a comment about AB.

And I was like, oh, AB, he's this really funny guy on TikTok. And Reeve was like, who's that? And I explained who he was. Two months later,

I trained with AB. He's so big. Tom, haven't you heard though? Haven't you heard? The reason why he has a YouTube channel is because of him. It's all because of Reeve. Well done, mate. You didn't even know who he was when I mentioned him.

And guess what? The reason he has a YouTube channel is because I told him to start it in the vlog, the video that I filmed. By the way, I don't know if you saw this. Do you know what? This entire time, his YouTube channel doing amazing, yeah? He still hasn't monetized it. He doesn't know how

yeah we told you that no I know no you didn't he told me that you didn't I'll support him he's usually trying to help him

but I don't know how he did why are you snickering at that the AB shout is more of a because he's obviously we all know him

we're all friends he's a good lad and he has done brilliant he's a fucking prick the clear winner is mash tag it's like not even close not backside

mash tag well we haven't I forgot about mash tag mash tag it's like not even close not backside mash tag well we haven't I forgot about mash tag mash tag's gone to like a million in a year what about backside he's not got a million subs has he

yes fuck off what about backside oh no that might be instagram no but can I say it's a lot but genuinely

his videos are actually so good yeah his videos his videos are so good though because he just like he's game to do random

he's just himself but he's game to do random shit and he just just himself. But he's game to do random shit and he just goes like, do you know what, today I'm just going to be getting fucked on a beat and he's just there gargling. But really,

that's him. Yeah, he's not pretending to be. That's why we said the era of the vloggers. Yeah, YouTube's going fucking really raw, which is fucking nice.

I think that's a valid shout out. I didn't realise that Mashag started this year though. YouTube did. Visiting a man who keeps real lines in his garden. How many subs has he got

600k 600k in a year big wedges big wedges hit that as well no no no sorry I'm sorry all power to the lads

and like we all know we all know them no no no no no I'm sorry it's not hard to gain 600k when you've got

fucking Harry I agree I agree I agree but it's a golf channel fucking Harry I agree I agree I agree but it's a golf channel that's done it on their own I agree

but it's a golf channel full of six people that cannot play golf that's also not true they can play golf some of them can and it's full of six of the biggest

YouTubers in the UK I'm recommending them it was always going to work it's bullshit it's a great channel I'm not having that it's a great channel but best newcomer

it should be for someone smaller coming up I think what AB's done in three months is way more impressive than Big Wedge I'm not having that. It's a great channel. But best newcomer is going to be for someone smaller coming up. I think what AB's done in three months is way more impressive than Big Wedge. Yeah, and he owes

his career to me. So therefore, he owes it to me because you didn't know who he was until I told you. No, no, no. I'll tell you right now.

He owes it to Proddy C. He actually owes it to me before I invented boxing. Shout out to Prodcast. He owes it to Prodcast. He was on that before any of you. I mentioned it on the podcast.

I'm not... This is cringy. Alfred. I was the one who first found out about it. Alfred. Alfred. Alfred, if you see this... That is the cringiest argument I've ever heard about.

Alfred, if you see this clip, just remember who told you to start YouTube, pal. I remember who didn't help you with your monetization. And at Lewis's fight, who did AB said, the first person wants to shout him out and talk about him. I was way too drunk for that. Are you trying to shag him or something?

What's going on? We're in the same boat. No, we're not. You're saying, I made this YouTube. None of us made his YouTube career. He made his own YouTube career. I told him to start YouTube. By far and away, it's mash tag.

It's mash tag. It's really close. Lewis, you know what? I will let you have that because I didn't actually realise. It's not close. I didn't realise YouTube cared about this award so much. That's kind of crazy. Lewis.

Also, I don't vote. Hang on. I don't vote my own stuff in these awards. No, that was good though. award so much. That's kind of crazy. Lewis. Also, I don't vote. Hang on. I don't vote my own stuff in these awards. No, that was good, though. That's good. That's the difference. That's because you're humble. That was good.

That's a nibble. No, I like that. You ticked off pretty late. I enjoyed that. That's another nibble. You communicated it without screaming into my crazy... He did scream. I know, but you said words.

You said English words. Scrolling on Twitter. I can yell, by the way. Earlier. I can yell. Earlier, I fucking gaveents. I can yell by the way. Earlier. I can yell. Earlier I fucking gave him I can yell. No.

I can yell. I can yell. The cruise camper has hit his head. What's your nominees, Lewis? Dammit. Those are my nominees. No, no, no.

I will have to do more nominees maybe. No, nowhere. There's one clear win. That's what we do. I actually didn't realise you started this year. That's pretty impressive.

I put AB yeah backside hey come on we did the same thing yeah Mikey how are we putting backside in this

because we're one of the only five channels that actually started this year there's a very small pool of channels can I tell you as well also it's actually

it's actually quite hard to make a podcast where people come back for like over an hour to listen. So thank you for listening. It's really nice. No, yeah. We love you.

It's quite hard. Hang on. And if you got this far and you're not already subbed, please click the subscribe button. Because I know people don't actually sub when we watch this. No, of course. What you don't get is like, A, B, people might click it and not follow the old one.

But podcast is like more intimate. He's gained three months. Mate, I'm not saying we beat months mate I'm not saying we beat him I'm not saying we beat him I'm not saying that I'm saying for a podcast

to get a certain amount of it it's quite different to a different channel because it's like you're coming in just to listen to talking for over an hour

it's a lot more intimate of a relationship it's quite nice my final one is he's really rushing me Waffler congrats

on your new channel no how's that a new comer they've got a six-year 800k so yeah 900

whatever you say new coming that's that's gaslighting on the different kind of level that's crazy how is biggest hater

now you're fucking I just mean a little joke go outside and apologize it's a joke. What did I do wrong, sorry?

Shut the phone. Does it say Waffling? No. You're such a liar! You know about how he was begging to be the Waffling producer, don't you? That's not true, that's what Cal made up on the call. If you get invited on that show before me, I'm going to fucking punch you. You weren't here, man.

You were busy having Christmas dinner. You're a disgrace. Would I have got the... Yeah. Nah. That might be the best thing he's ever done. I think I touched my brother. No, that's sad because he actually appreciated that.

That's really an avort. And then he was like, nah. Reeve. I got your back. Nah, I don't want you to talk about stents. In later categories, I got your back. I don't care anymore. I got your back in later categories in later categories I got your back you speak about it

more than I do you tend to get an anovar every other fucking episode you should what's an anovar but you do steroids

though no I've never done one in my life Reeve denies he does steroids thank you very much can I have the back and the survey says

let's have a look at your thing to see if that's true he didn't actually put it on my right now it's not true he's lying I promise you it's true

right so are we voting I'll vote mash tag I think I did have AB but I think mash tags He didn't actually put it on my right now. Yeah, it's not true. He's lying. I promise you it's true. Right, so are we voting? I'll vote mash tag. I think I did have AB, but I think mash tag's a fucking great show. Mash tag's by far and away the biggest miracle, man. I would argue AB's done it in such a short time. Okay, well, let me read my nominees. It's mash tag.

It's mash tag by far. Don't be sassy. Where's your drink, by the way? Right here. Where's my drink, buddy? It's non-alcoholic, mate. Non-alcoholic,imber Acid 5%. Down it.

Down it. No. Down it. No. Alright, there we go. There you go. If you add on your bingo card, Fior doesn't dare drink alcohol, then you can tick that off now.

He's had the same Chris Campbell stick in his lap for 45 minutes. This is the one I had before. Oh, one. Not one. One? Half. Oh my god, he's had three beers. Oh, one. Not one. One? Oh, my God. He's had three beers.

Is this meant to be a drunk episode? Put your Christmas present on. Go on. All right, go on then. Okay, my three nominees are A, B. C. It's all right. He's just getting his top one quickly.

Put his Christmas present on. It's Christmas. Theo, do you remember what I said? Tom, watch your mic. Watch your mic. Watch your mic. You're looking in great shape. Watch your mic. watch your mic, watch your mic. It's good. You're looking in great shape.

Watch your mic, watch your mic, please. I like how trimmed your hair is on the chest is. Can you please fix this mic? You're just being nice. He's going to do it once he puts his top on. Oh, fuck you, now. You don't have to worry about everything in the world, mate. Jesus Christ.

Theo, you're right. Nominations? Come on, man. I think Theo Baker Extra. I think Theo Baker hates Australian foods. It's a joke, mate. It's a joke. We're just having fun at Christmas.

Oh, look at him. Oh, look at him. Sorry, mate. I've got AB. We're just having fun at Christmas. Oh, look at him. Sorry, man. I've got AB. Oh, universal here. He's universal.

He's got to be winning. Oh, thank God. Is that so? What the fuck are you not doing, man? We're kissing. The lamp was getting knocked. It's kind of romantic. No, no, the moment's gone.

Next time. Next time. I've got AB. I feel this isn't me. I've got the back to now for podcast wait a second this fucking shit

you daft twat he didn't even put backside so we started backside he went to Wofford then he's nominated our rival podcast who was actually

very good when are you gonna learn it's like us if you knew what you were talking about but then he nominated them they are they're actually very good

every topic Lewis brings for us to talk about, he's just stolen off their podcast. No, no, the only thing I stole, the only thing I stole, the only thing I stole

was from Arthur and he tells us about the ship of Theseus on a train. Oh, they know this? No, I genuinely, the reason, I've changed my biggest scandal

to you nabbing everything off my show. Like, I'll actually be honest. I- Do you know what's sad? I can't watch their show because I don't want to accidentally steal stuff. It's the same reason I don't watch Radio Rufus. I can't- because I'll end up stealing ideas that I don't want to do. Everyone sing a song. And the third best newcomer-

That's going to be a pod, man. Slide away! And the third best newcomer, I've got Cam Fitz. He's not a YouTube channel. Oh my God, he's not a YouTuber. No, he's a newcomer. No, I've got Cam Fitz. He's not a YouTube channel. Oh my god, he's not a YouTuber. I'll give him here, I don't care. He's not a YouTuber, he's a TikToker. He's a YouTube newcomer, no?

We share some love to Cam Fitz, man. We do, we fucking love Cam, but he's not a YouTube newcomer. His accent and mine is shit. It's good. Can't recreate this conversation, go on. No, no, His videos are brilliant. His videos are brilliant. That's not fair.

His accent of mine is shit. No, because I won't, he won't say anything for me. He'll put a backup cap on it and go meet a preach friend and meet my connector. He's so fit. Yeah, the Reeve videos are fantastic.

That's his best one, literally. I actually think it's better than the first one. I trained with Postman Pat. He's so sexy. His cat is so hot. It was the first pitch side one and then that Reeve one is like the fucking best.

That's how I know that he actually enjoys my videos. And the winner goes to... It's got AB in it. AB. All four of us voted AB. All four of us voted AB. I actually... He said AB.

You said AB. I said AB. He said AB. Everyone have one vote each. AB. AB. All right, mash tag. I would love to say mash tag, but it's just a tie. I'm going to say AB. AB's got a, mash tag. I would love to say mash tag,

but it's just a tie. I'm going to say AB. AB, mash tag's a great shout though. I've not watched a single of mash tags video. Alfred, I'll tell you the 20%

when you give me an answer. Mash tag is by far the biggest nuke on my, like by far. No, he is fast. They're both really good videos. Right,

moving on to an award I didn't particularly like. What is it? Worst YouTube video of the year. Oh, I've got so many. I've only got one, so I'm just going

to say mine. Pitchside underrated 11, Pitchside top 10 wingers, Pitchside, anything else? I've gone with

Logan Paul's apology to Coffeezilla and then he sues him. That is such a good show. It's crazy. He put on this

hard kiss. Crazy. My video. He forced the this hard case that it... Crazy. My video. He forced that whole thing. Which one? You'll see. He's like a bit of an alien, isn't he?

No, no, no. I can't even... I'm not even in this conversation anymore. He said, I've got one of your videos. Yeah, I know he does. That's not funny. It's not wrong.

It's funny. Which one are you on about? It's not wrong. I really like your videos. He's not wrong about this one. Well, I just thought technically isn't illegal what you did. What? What did you say? I really like your videos but he's not wrong about this one well I just thought like technically isn't it illegal

what you did what? what did you say? wait what? Theo before I start laughing at this I love your videos

no no no I want to know what I've done on my channel that's actually illegal that's what I'm making up for obviously you and Arthur

aren't allowed within 100 feet of a school so when you did 7 year old to start my workout, you started breaking the law. Do you know what's funny about that?

It's both Arthur and I had to get government deviations. Yeah, it's crazy. That's why you weren't on the video. I say this with love, but I looked at him with it today, and I love all your other videos, but this one, like the main person on your thumbnail is like a seven-year-old girl. Well, the thumbnail and title got decided by the brand, but guess how much they paid me for the video?

That's... So shut the fuck up, alright? All of you, shut the fuck up. So... Yeah. Theo, I really need a week. You're projecting. I really need a week to see yours, please.

Yeah, number two, I've got I Met Mr. Beast to Break the Internet by Ronaldo. Oh, that is horrendous. Yeah, that could be it. That's a terrible video. That could be it. And then I've got Building a Lego Smudge,

which is unreleased by ChrisMD. The one where you kicked it at the end? Yeah. Which was the worst video I've ever been a part of actually. That's never going to make it to air. People wanted to go home after one hour. He kept us there hostage until midnight. Well that's what I mean. What was that for? Sorry?

He made us build a Lego version of smudge. Yeah, we don't want to be here. Come on, go. Can we vote this video? Can we vote this episode? I vote every bag sign. Can we vote this episode right here? In that filming shoot,

the crew were crying because they weren't allowed to go home. It's kind of crazy. I think my nominations are the best. I'm joking. You've been honest. I thought Chris was a shoot. You thought the crew were crying.

Hold on for a second. How is that off limits? But you've just called me a pedo for that five minutes. How's that fair limits? But you've just called me a pedo for that five minutes. How's that fair? And she's 13, you nods. You got the wrong person there.

Oh, God. Come on, come on. Oh, boy. You better not edit that out. You better not edit that out. You know what's annoying about that? I'm sorry I attempted a joke.

Do you know what's annoying about that? You've got the quote wrong. Yeah. 11, I'm sorry. She's 11, you're not. Wait a minute. Go on, Theo. I'm really I attempted a joke. Do you know what's annoying about that? You've got a quote wrong. Yeah. Eleven, I'm sorry. Where is it, Reeve? She's 11, you non-thief. Where is it, Reeve?

Where is it, Reeve? I'm 13. That's my free nominee. Okay. My three are starting with pitch side, start of season predictions.

Anything from pitch side, I reckon. Theo Baker and Baffy Best Friend Challenge. Well, I just called him bro for six minutes and tips. I leaveappe best friend challenge. Lad just calls a bro for six minutes and tips. Are we best friends now? Bro. I'm sorry. Are we best friends?

Yeah, we're so best friends, man. Yeah, we're best friends, man. Can you get your scaly hands off me, man? Bro. Yeah, bro. Bro. Are we bros? Oh, bro.

He gets my player. Yeah, bro. Oh, my God, bro. That's mad yeah bro. Bro, are we bros? Oh bro, he gets my player. Yeah bro, oh my god bro, that's mad bro. What about the Theo Becker video of him giving him shrimp pads that can never make it to work? I'm going to say Costa again. Merry Christmas, Mbappé. Honestly, that video, he's like, every two minutes, every two minutes, he's him going, we are best friends, I told you we're best friends. of a babby. Honestly, that video, every two minutes

is him going, we are best friends. I told you, we're best friends. He gets the planner out of my laptop. Is that a babby or fear? Are we best friends?

No, you know what's crazy? You know what's crazy? Since that video, before he did that video, he was the best friend in the world. And now look at him.

Now why? That's such a big trick. You ruined his career. You ruined his life. He moved to Spain to get away from you. I'll do it again until they let's such a big trip. You ruined his career. You ruined his life. He moved to Spain to get away from you. I'll do it again until they let me release

the second video. Yeah, Mbappé, if you're watching. Bro. Yeah, bro. Oh, we're best friends, bro. What do you guys do

if you film with Rolando? Shit yourself. Yeah, bro fist. Yeah, fucking put. I don't know what you said. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Let him talk. Let him talk.

What was that? What would you film with him if you had the opportunity to? He didn't say that originally. What did you actually say? If you said. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Let him talk. Let him talk. What was that? What would you film with him if you had the opportunity to? He didn't say that originally. What did you actually say? He said if you film with Ronaldo, you shit yourself.

I shugged a bucket in the ass whilst everyone watched. You said Ronaldo. I said what you thought with him. I heard Ronaldo. You want to play it back? Yeah, rewind and take a match. Play it back right now. Or if the all's wrong.

Neck a drink. I win, so you got a neck a drink. That's not correct. Dom, what did he say? What? He's too busy staring at walls. I win, so you got to make a drink. That's not correct. Dom, what did he say? What? He's too busy staring at walls. Pretzels.

He's like that guy, you know? Me and the lads on holiday were like, one of them, one of the girls. Which holiday? Oh, tick. One of the girls, one of the girlfriends are like really thick. So like, have you seen that video? By the way, he's been nursing that bottle and it's not the girlfriends are like really thick. So like, have you seen that video?

By the way, he's been nursing that bottle and it's not went down for like 30 minutes. It's still in your crotch. Have you seen that video where the guy goes, I get all of my shoes

from Italy. No. And what's his name who does Money Don't Jiggle Jiggle It Folds. Who's that? Louis Theroux.

It's a Louis Theroux documentary and he's with this guy and he's got like all these like leather shoes and he goes, where'd you get all your shoes from? He goes, I get all of my shoes

straight from Italy. And he goes, where in Italy? He goes, Madrid. Because he's not in Italy. Yeah, that's great. That's a great one.

Sorry. So anytime someone says something stupid, we just go, Madrid. That's great. It's great banter with the guy. He's a great one. Sorry. So anytime someone says something stupid we just go, Madrid. That's great. It's great banter with the guys, honestly. And then FB was like, where are you going next? And Mbatha went, Madrid.

Because he did go Madrid. Where are you going to ruin your career after this video, Kylian? Madrid. Kylian, where do you reckon you'll wear those shin pads? Madrid. Isn't that funny? Where are you going to wear them? What the fuck are you wearing as well? Killing, where do you reckon you'll wear those shin pads? Madrid. Isn't that funny?

Where do you wear them? What the fuck are you wearing as well? He's ruined the midnight. I've had that on all day. Your head looks massive. You're a sticky bandit. Leave his hat alone. You've got no hair and that hat makes you... I suppose I'm actually paying attention to the real world, Tom,

because I put it on at the start of this podcast. I know, but I've just realised how stupid you look. You said I put it on all day. Which one is it? All day at the start of the podcast. All day at the start of the podcast. Yeah, you've done me. You've done me. It's Christmas, it's the wet bandits.

I'm from home alone. My final one. Not your best. I was looking at Deji's video, seeing Deji's I lost video, which is what he made after he failed to get a six pack. He'd recently uploaded Deji, black guy video, which is what he made after he failed to get a six pack. So disrespectful. He'd recently uploaded Deji,

Black Guy Eats Qatar KFC. That can't go in. And I just thought like, come on, I'm sure content's moved on in the last 10 years. It's a bit harsh there,

Lou, actually, I think. I can't go in. That's not really prime content, is it? Have you seen the pitch I found, mate? You want to watch Deji? I mean, I've heard from him.

Yeah, he uploaded Black Guy Eats Qatar KFC. I was like, what's wrong with that? What is the last... He went to Qatar, ate KFC and uploaded to a main channel. You don't have to make

predictions every week. Yeah. Wait, that's why I put Pipsa and started seeing the predictions. On with you here. Deji's actually the biggest credit to Deji

because he uploads loads of like videos that aren't with the times but people watch them anyway so therefore he's winning. Because he's KSR's little brother. But no, no therefore he's winning. Because he's KSI's little brother.

But no, no, it's not even that. It's not past that now. Deji has his own little thing. Are we seriously going to act like Deji doesn't get views because he's KSI's little brother? No, that's how he started back in the day. That's like saying no one gets views in the UK YouTube because

we all know KSI. That's like saying Theo only gets views because he's Joeaws best mate. No, it's not. You grew past that. Right, let's vote. Let's vote. You evolved. You know that's true.

Let's vote. Let's vote. What do you vote? By the way, I think Deji's a lovely bloke. I actually really like Deji. Where do you keep me onto the head? He's a lovely bloke. Yeah.

Hopefully people can see. Yeah, there's a difference. There's a mutual difference. I think Deji's a lovely, lovely bloke. I think his content is really good. Don't tell you when I've bumped into him. But his content probably doesn't appeal to me. That's fine.

No, do you know what? I could actually happily watch that Qatar video. I bumped into him outside. So it's not worse then, if you can happily watch it. I just said it. Let's vote, because I need another week.

Come on. I am going to... What's this one? I've got to be Ronaldo's video. I vote that. I agree with Theo. I've got to be your beer. The way they edited that I agree with Theo. I vote it's to be your beer because he brought to the Mbappé. They had the biggest chance to create the best video on the internet.

Tell me how good I've done on YouTube. Yeah. Lads, can we get a round of applause for Ronaldo on winning the worst video of the year. Suuuuuu! Come on Theo. Suuuuuu! Stand up and sue. You voted it.

So you have to stand up and sue. No one else nominated it. You have to stand up and sue. Yeah. It's my goat man. He let me down. Mate, you have to stand up and sue. You voted it. So you have to stand up and sue. No one else nominated it. You have to stand up and sue. Yeah. It's my goat, man. It let me down. Mate, you have to stand up and sue him. He's disappointed in one

and then he voted it. He's ruining my Christmas. He's unbiased. He's ruining my Christmas. He wants to sue me. Does that not show I'm unbiased, though? Maybe, but you also, the only reason we all picked it

is because you nominated it. So I'm biased, though. Theo, please sue me for me. You'll make it with Christmas. Sue me. Speaking of sexiest males, it's the Sexy Male Award. Oh, yeah.

Come on. I think there's three standouts here. I voted as a group, by the way. I'm going to give the stands what they want, so I'll let them decide, but I put Batch, George and Arthur. I did Batch, Arthur Hill and Arthur TV. George has got to be in the top three.

No way, man. He's ugly. By the time I've bent him over and... Wait, so we're going best looking YouTuber's male? Sexiest. Sexiest.

I will go with George Clark, Reeve, me. But do you not think Arthur Hill's got that like singer sexiness? No, look. I already know

what the comments are going to be. Garrett's so arrogant. The day Arthur Hill's better looking than me is the day I shoot myself in the head. Well, that's today. He's so arrogant. The day Arthur Hill's better looking than me is the day I shoot myself in the head. Well, that's today.

He's just not. No, I'm joking. Sorry. I'm joking, man. I've definitely fucked you. I'd say Arthur Hill's got more sex aura than you. Okay.

Are you going to contribute? What's going on? As my nominees? Yeah. Welcome to the conversation. That's very aggressive. Do you want to kiss me? I do, actually.

I'd even put I even think Jake Paul is quite good looking now nah really pull the hairline back pull the hairline back and we'll see

no but with the tattoos he's big I think he's quite hot he is he'd chuck you in the arse like wouldn't he I'll put George Clark George Clark yes

no way that's real George Clark definitely Italian Bach yeah after the re-video where he said he's so thick I was like yeah I guess he is I actually said Hey, that's a real surprise. George Clark, definitely. Italian Bach. Yeah. Yeah, pretty good. After the Reeve video where he said, he's so thick.

I was like, yeah, I guess he is. I actually said he's so shredded. Hi. I worked out with Italian Bach and he had a massive cock. Whoa, whoa, whoa. That's on the Reeve Plus channel.

How do you find that? I've subscribed. Third, I actually put a waffling related one on Luke because he has his new hair and I've seen him the other day. Yeah, right.

You stop fucking glazing the other part. Why are you glazing it? You're a biggest hater. What's wrong with you? You pretend to be so anti-waffling related one Luke because he has his new hair and I've seen him the other day you stop fucking glazing the other part why are you glazing it you're the biggest hater what's wrong with you you pretend to be so anti-waffling now you're fucking Mr. I can't say Luke's fit

Luke is fit on waffling on waffling are you jealous because he's the fittest member of your waffling he's not he's not

you are the biggest hater Joe is way more attractive no no no he's 5'6 Joe's good looking but then sorry make him smile and he'll have a double chin.

This is becoming incredibly homosexual immediately. What are you talking about? Luke Reeve. Is Joe Weller not way better looking than Luke? Luke is real fitter. No, genuinely. If I was to have sex with either of them it would be Luke. It would be me.

No, you're like my brother. I couldn't have sex with you. You are the ugliest. Look at that jawline. Lewis. Luke's a nice looking lad. Joe Weller is way better looking. You're glazing as well. Oh my God. How is that glazing. Luke's a nice looking lad. Joe Weller is way better looking.

You're glazing as well. Oh my God. How's that glazing? That's a bit of me. Luke, do you want to see your jawline? You're just jealous, Theo. That's all it is. No, I find it funny

how you are a biggest hater and you constantly chat shit about us behind our backs. I do agree with that. But now you fucking call us the best newcomer and the best looking. You nominate for three good categories,

by the way. It's obvious. Maybe I'm not a hater. Maybe I'm not. I go to her scene him for three good categories by the way. That's pathetic. Maybe I'm not a hitter. Maybe I'm not. I go to Hussain and I say I pray any downfall. I don't actually pray

any downfall though. How about my bingo card? Take this man. Theo finally finishes his drink. I'm going to give it back. Can you hurry up and do that please?

Because it's like fucking hell. Can I just ask is that Chris Campbell still in your crotch? No, it's a new one mate crotch no it's a new one I'm actually like he has got three down there

so have I down in there you can't just drink it he's got yeah actually don't have that on my card I think George Clark

wins then I'm voting Batch George Clark's better looking than Batch I know George Clark pulled off George's got that comedy about him

I'm better looking than both, so what are we doing? Can I have a taste of that? I can't vote you, mate, because otherwise the rest of the night is going to be really weird.

Again. Again. I also think a very under... This is glazing. I think a very underrated... Yeah. ...person... Sorry, did I finish your sentence?

Steal someone else's drink. Oh, you bastard. I didn't even clock that. That's my last one. Sorry. For the best. I'd steal someone else's drink on my thing. I've got no drinks now.

Have a cider if you want, mate. You got anything savoury like a pizza or a Domino's? No, an underrated one. He's come from the gutter, I'd say, genuinely. Wait a minute. Theo asks to order in food. I'm ticking off.

I think Ethan is pretty good looking now. Yeah, I agree. He used to be a fat little piggy. Do you like a skin fade? I like Theo's. I like Ethan's hair. I don't have a skin fade. No, you just have a fade.

You have to be, you have to have a good... I used to have skin. I've got a skullet. You have to have a good attractive face card to pull off a buzz cut by the way. I have a seven inch penis, yes or no?

Yeah. Thanks mate. You don't. Right, I promise you I do. Why is that a weird thing to say? You don't. Meg told me, he's fucking woo. So this male goes to, it's either between Batch or George, innit?

It's George. Batch is a very attractive man, George is sexier, I'm sexier than both. You know the thing about big noses? I'm about to say. You know the thing about big noses. Big cock. Big penis. Is that how it works?

Or is it not big bellend? No, no, you just have a big penis. I can confirm that is not true. Are you right, you're a lefty? Left hand. No, no, in terms of balls, which ball's bigger? Another lie. Yes!

I gave you that. I did it on purpose for him. Why are you wanking, by the way? What is it, which ball's bigger? Stop fucking pulling. Are we nearly done? No, mate. Yeah, I'm definitely pulled purpose for him. Why are you wanking, by the way? What is it? Which ball's bigger? Are we nearly done? No, mate. Yeah, I'm definitely... You're here for the pod.

What are your plans after the pod? The plan's with you. It's over there. This is what I hear about Tom. This is what I hear. I worked out on this and he's like, oh, I want to go

because I want to go out afterwards. Fuck you and do content. You work so hard. Oh, yeah. Maybe you should work hard and do your job instead of planning on what you're going to do afterwards.

No. Men who pay me. No, you don't. No. Do I not deliver what you pay me to do? You do a pay reduction. I wish we paid you less,

but yeah, fair. Right, let's go back to doing our job, shall we? That's pretty poor for me. That's pretty poor, you know. Oh, don't make me out to be the fucking evil guy here. I'm joking.

I evidently enjoy it. You two have been so nice to me in my career. You're the reason our show does so well. No, no, it's not what I want to hear at all. I always push for a pay rise. He's not, is it? No.

That is a lie. That is a lie. No, I am more than okay. These two have done more for my career than anyone ever in my life. Yeah, so don't ever pipe up again. By far. So when I see comments,

I know he doesn't care. I sometimes, the only comments that actually kind of grate me is when people go, you can just tell Tom doesn't like Theo. I hear that a lot.

I love, I genuinely love Theo. Like, we have times, even... Don't look away, look away for this. Don't make eye contact. Yeah, look away.

The amount of times we'll go and get food, just me and you, or I genuinely enjoy Theo's company. I like him as a person. What? I hate him on camera the same way I hate him on camera.

No, no, no. The difference is he doesn't have to mention that to me because I already know that. Yeah. That's the... No, but it is true. You two,

as it's Christmas and for once I'm going to be nice, you two have done way more for me than anyone in my whole life. We love you. By far. We love you too. Hold my hand now. Hold my hand. Well, I was going to be nice. You two have done way more for me than anyone in my whole life by far. We love you. Hold my hand now. I was going to second this here but it's all three of you. Wait, all of us hold our hands?

All three of you are like Father Christmas to me. All four of us have the chemistry that works for Pitcher and Backside. Oh my god, look at this. Away in a manger when the little Lord sheathed and this is my song. in a manger when a little lord she and this

is my song you's a good you's a good human being in a bad world and I also hate in a bad world I know what you're

referring to about the Prodigy podcast when I said I feel I'm the least influential on backside I've seen that

I don't like that I do agree with that I actually don't I actually disagree with that Tom can I see because you were like you said something earlier about oh you think influential on backside I've seen that I don't like that I do agree with that I actually don't I actually disagree with that Tom turn up can I see because you were like

you said something earlier about oh you think that was a joke I didn't even know you said that on Proddy's podcast I basically said he was on about stuff

and I was like Theo's really people don't understand unless you know him or do content with him he's purposely the way he is yeah of course

and I said I've known him for the last five a decade I know that no I know I know you know I'm not referring to you and then I said

I think you're the most underrated YouTuber in terms of how funny you are and then Lewis is also similar similar to Theo in the sense

he plays on things but also he plans everything whereas me on Backside I'm just a bit like oh Lenny Emery he shook me off it's just like, no,

that's why you're good. No, can I explain? No, can I explain? Because there's a common thing, Tom, there's a common thing.

But what I was getting to, whereas pitch side, I would say I'm near the top in terms of importance and how it does well. Whereas backside, I think I'm at the bottom. In radio,

they have like a typical thing where there's like, there's the funny, there's the funny person, the silly person, and the real guy. And it's the same with podcasts where what you're doing is

you're just playing a different role to what you use on pitch side you're the guy who's bringing the whatever the points and the knowledge

but here you're playing a different role and you're mistaking that with less importance no it's a similar importance you're playing a different role that's why I play the mediator

yeah so on pitch side in pitch side Reeve is the the straight man yeah with a few jokes he's not straight I play the mediator. Yeah. So on pitch side, in pitch side, Reeve is the straight man with a few jokes. He's not straight. For purposes of the podcast,

I play the middle man. Yeah. And Tom plays a similar role whereas Reeves, you play the normal bloke. Reeves is just a fucking funny guy who just comes up with stupid twat cucks. But my end point is...

No, Theo's thinking I'm the idiot. And like, this isn't that we're perfectly doing it, but you're following those categories. No, but my end point is, both shows don't work without the four of us together. Correct, yeah. I agree, no. Because it needs that thing.

The chemistry works, because, but again, these don't know that. Off camera, we are genuinely friends. But let me praise the press. Also, it doesn't really change so much off screen in terms of... I will just say something else.

The thing is, people don't get it. The dynamic that you watch, by the way, guys, is the dynamic that we are all... Normally when I click stop record,

I'll get like the... Whether or not this was recording, this is exactly how this conversation would develop. But I think they get that. That's why they enjoy

what they do but last year we'll just say my dad adores Lewis my dad fucking loves Lewis to the point where Mr. Garrity that was mine actually

but I'll never let him know that I know I've told you this before do you remember last year when we played the Wolves we went up the Albion game and before

fuck the Wolves I took my dad up he was having in the pub or whatever and some lads come over they're like oh we love picture I can have a picture

or whatever and they were like as you get as you get people thank you oh Garrett tell Garrett he's a prick my one thing is like

tell Garrett he's a knob or that is actually it that is it I had it the other day he's the most anti-newcastle I had it about you the other day

and I literally turned to one and I said yeah mate I'm going to go and tell my mate you think he's a prick and he went, oh, I didn't mean it like that. I was like,

what else did you mean it? What you on about? It's such a weird thing to go up to someone and go, tell Theo Baker he's a prick. It's as if it's the poor man you've never had a disagreement

with your mate and said, fuck off, you nomad. But what I was getting at, it was, my dad had a few, he'd had a few Guinnesses. He slapped him in the face.

And this guy come over, no, these two lads come over, we had a photo and they were like, tell Lewis he's a prick. And my dad went, no, he's not.

Yeah. He's not. He was like, I love Lewis, don't you say that. I was like, dad, they're like,

they're just being. When I'm meeting you, darling, darling, get him on the set. Honestly, you'd get him on the pod. You'd be gone bad. What would you do on the next series? That'd beai? Get him on the set. Honestly, you'd... Get him on the pod. You'd be gone bad.

What would you do on the next series? That'd be funny. Get his hair into the pod. I would never let my dad on here. Next series. My dad's been on a series. We've already met your dad. Your dad's class.

We know your mom, obviously. And then we've met your parents. My dad is literally like me, but older in terms of like attention seeking. We met him. But it's just me. In terms of attention seeking. You met him very briefly. You almost died, mate. No, we met him at the's just me in terms of attention seeking you met him very briefly

you almost died mate no we met him at the boxing I sat next to him shit yeah I spent the whole night with him apparently by the way apparently at the boxing he saw Danny Simpson

right go past he's like Danny Danny Danny comes up he's like great to meet you mate great to meet you because he played for Newcastle

what were one of you were going to say something no him I think yeah you I didn't say anything you were about to say something

hey we all love each other. Was I? Yeah. Also, we're all very self-aware of how this dynamic works. Yes. People think that, oh my God, they hate each other. No. We totally understand how the system goes.

Yeah. Do we? He can't remember. He's doing it right now. And you play your role as well. I actually... I know you're reading this. I know he doesn't this. No, but,

I know it doesn't bother you. Let's just perpetuate that for next year. It does sometimes gripe me the amount of comments you get and I'm like, you do realise without Theo these podcasts wouldn't work. I think it's the younger ones.

I think the ones, I think people who have like an IQ. When they're like, oh, Theo's there, not watching. No, being genuine. I think people who have an IQ

know, like, they can see, they can understand that you're being funny. You people who have an IQ know like they can see they can understand that you're being funny you're just being funny but like if you're a bit younger you just like

don't understand but like if you're in a proper age group it's like oh he's just being that he's also the biggest so it's like he's the most known

for people to go at no it's also because when you go into videos it's like you never punch down do you exactly so like

Ronaldo's gonna get more hate comments than you'll get the most hate comments because people everyone knows you you're getting the most hate comments because people everyone knows you you're the most known

yeah this just comes into our next reward because I actually have Theo as one of my most underrated youtubers because I think every I'm seeing something nice about them right now but it's Christmas I think

every video every video that Reeves also on it every video that feels like all three of us is the most underrated I did point because he's not a YouTuber but I still rated him. He's going to get 50k.

And also, it's not underrated because you're rated. When I upload, more videos do well. And also, you're not underrated. You are rated.

Like, I think people rate you. But you're on YouTube. Am I not rated? No, you're rated. My videos get 100k. That's alright.

I've already got 20k subscribers. He's saying you're rated. You deserve more than... Theo isn't underrated. Theo's got a million plus... No, no, no, no, no. Theo's videos are brilliant. He's the most underrated YouTuber by far.

I'm saying... I'm talking about in terms of collaboration. So when you... No, what I'm saying is when you have like Reeve and Theo in a video, the video... Say it's on a Chris channel, Will or whatever channel it is.

Yeah. The video, the video is better when you come in because you instigate more funniness. Whereas if you're not in. Yeah. That's the difference. Yeah.

Yeah. But I just. Whereas if you're not in, it's not as good video, but then people will not pick up on that, but then they'll pick up, like they were like, this video's really good,

but it's like, yeah, we have the funny stuff. No, but then also when we did that Chris video and it was us three and I was seeing comments even about me or whoever good but it's like yeah we have the no but then also when we did that Chris video and it was us three and I've seen comments even about

me or whoever and it's like they obviously don't maybe they don't watch pitch side and they're like he's so and so he's like and it's

like you don't actually like when we're going give him a money and then we leave him out yeah they think he's funny and Theo knows we're gonna do

that that's part of the content and Theo Theo's very good he's the best in the game at playing up to the character knows we're going to do that. That's part of the content. And Theo's very good. He's the best in the game at playing up to the character. No, Theo's very good in videos of being the butt of the joke. To a point.

That's a Christmas compliment. It's not glazing. So, EI. So, say Theo, say you've taken four insults in a video. On the fifth time, normally he'll come back with a random like,

yeah, what are you talking about, you fucking dick? And it's like really funny because it's like, there's this what are you talking about you fucking dick and it's like really funny because it's like there's this rhythm that's been built in the video where it's like get on Theo

then suddenly Theo bites back and it's like really funny and it's like knowing the point where you're like fuck you this is not a dig but he's the best victim

on the internet no but he knows when to fight back if that makes sense no no no you're doing it now he's doing it now he knows you he now he does on backside all tanks i'll go through and there's an edit the other day where oh what were we laughing about we were picking on your resolution his company comes

from being able to absorb stuff and then reflect it back on other people that's a really difficult so maybe a lot of people are so insecure that they can't take the original bit to be like oh well here's the retort. That's a compliment. A great example of this is on the New Year's special. You're going to see next week. He knows it's true. He's doing it again.

He's actually, I think he's a bit overwhelmed. We love you, man. I don't give a shit. We love you. No, on New Year's special, you're going to see next week. We're going out of field. Going out of field. And then randomly, just randomly shoots back out at you.

He's like, yeah, you fucking prick. And then it's like out of nowhere. You get into a rhythm of the video and then Theo brings it and it's funny. There's no one better in our friend group at playing the role that he does. What are we on about?

Wait, I think people actually haven't. No, no, actually. I haven't even done any drugs. No, I actually think people are interested in this. If anything, it's the time of year where you can be wholesome about it. Yeah. I'm sure there's a lot of people watching that think this

about their own friends. Yeah. Why don't you just tell your friends that you love them, man? I think that happens around this year. I feel like people are interested in the workings of how it comes together.

I don't really do that either. No, no. That's a bit weird, Derrick. You're digging around the bush a little bit, but that's what you are saying. No, you two are a bit different. In my opinion,

I owe a lot of what I do in my life now to you two, really. That's not true. Practically. in my life now to you two, really. That's not true. Practically. I equally owe it but then to you three.

You used to share loads of my tweets at the start which fucking kicked a lot of it. From what you two have done for me, sometimes it's nice

for that person to go, do you know what, lads? I actually really appreciate what you've done for me. I always tell people that I love them, man. It's not to kiss. You never know

when you're going to go, man. When you do it, I feel dirty. Especially the way I act. Especially towards him. I tell you all the time that I love him. I feel like an abused dog at the moment. I tell people I tell you all the time that I love you. I feel like an abused dog.

I tell people I love them all the time. It's good how you love. He did it to me on the show just now. But my version of love is abuse. No, that's very true.

That's a very weird law, isn't it? No, but... Mine is. You can't abuse someone you don't know. I've had this before with people and they're like, oh, I just feel like you get...

And I'm like, mate, the day I don't abuse you, that's when you know I don't like you. I abuse you because I like you. I do this around the office, right? And I go around, I'm like,

I'll go around the office and I'll take the, I'll be like a dick in someone. There'll be someone else like, oh, you've been, I'm like, no, that's because I feel comfortable with you to like,

to be a dickhead. Yeah. And it's sort of like my friend group was very much just like bully each other to death. Here's a question for you. One of the girls asked me this on Oliver because my mate calls his dad Gaz and his mom's called Jeanette.

Nickname, well, shortened to Nettie. He calls her Betty. So he calls his mom and dad Gaz and Betty. And you Gaz. He doesn't call them mom and dad his mum and dad Gaz and Betty and you Gaz he doesn't call them mum and dad he calls them Gaz and Betty and he's never said

I love you to them that's crazy do you I say I love you to my mum and dad I do now I do now I've grown up that was my question

do you tell your mum and dad you love them I think once you experience I don't that often do you not my mum I do if you take anything from this podcast

I'll tell you whoa whoa whoa, whoa, take this. Tell someone who you love that you love them right now. I've got a funny story. I agree. I've got a funny story about my sister.

Because do you know what? She won't like this going out. Before Tom says this, are we actually going to be able to use it? Yes. Before Tom says whatever he's about to say, you do not realise how little there is time left

for the your loved ones. Yeah, before you know it, they are old and dead. That's true. Just because you've not experienced what I've experienced. I want to tell the people that I miss now,

I love them, and I never have the chance. Ring your grandparents, go home, take your holidays onward, go home, tell people you love them, go on a fucking sesh.

You're going to want to hear this story. Yeah, but I feel like I'm more predisposed to tell my loved ones that I do love them than you are. So one Christmas Eve, but you go on a fucking sesh. You're going to want to hear this story. I feel like I'm more predisposed to tell my loved ones that I do love them than you are.

So one Christmas Eve. No. Don't be so shut off Scrooge man. Come on. So what's his

problem? He doesn't know we've got it. We will have an experience. This story is way better.

I'm saying I'm I feel like I'm more people that I love them than he is. In terms of have you not suffered as much family? No, no, no, nothing to do that. I just feel like I'm more people that I love them than he is. In terms of, have you not suffered as much family?

No, no, no, nothing to do with that. I just feel like he's more shut off to emotion than I am. He's definitely more emotionally open. That doesn't mean

I don't feel it. Absolutely, but you should tell them that too late. They're dead. No, but you can also make sure that you, to the people

who are still around, let them know that you appreciate them. Because they do not presume. I do in other ways. You might think they know the information you don't have, but they don't necessarily know. Just because you implying love them,

telling someone is very different. What's next on the agenda? We have a couple of awards and then we have the T-list of the year. Hang on, hang on. I love you, Theo. Theo. Hey, Theo, let me talk to you real quick.

You too, man. Theo, I love you so much. No, no. Love you too. Theo. Hey Theo let me talk to you real quick. You too man. Theo I love you so much. No. Love you too man. Say it properly. Show your emotions Theo.

Say it properly I love you man. Yeah and you man. It is what it is. I love you too bro. I'll cough to

the hand. Not bro. I love you. I love you. Wait wait wait. I love you. Theo this is how you do it. What the hell? I do love you. I said I love you too bro. Watch and learn cough to the hand. Not bro. I love you. I love you. Wait, wait, wait. I love you. Phil, this is how you do it. What the hell?

I do love you. I said I love you too, bro. Watch and learn. Watch and learn. Watch and learn. The day you die is the day I start living. And I love you too.

Phil, I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you.

I love you. I love you. That was a bit of a... Guys, I... We have no reach, mate. I'm not going to move. Before we end, I want to make a Christmas toast.

I love everyone in this building. To Carly a Christmas toast. I love everyone in this building. To Carly! I love everyone in this building. You don't love me. Yeah, I do. No, you don't. What you said for them is the same,

but for them too, it's you as well. If you love me, then you've got something wrong with me. I love you. I understand you. FYI, he just called you Elliot,

by the way. That's fine. Boss! Boss! Boss! He's just on my mind. Boss! I'm lucky, man's just on my mind. Boss! I'm lucky, man.

I could have got you, I could have got assigned to this show and you'd be massive twats for our live. You didn't get signed to the show. You could have.

You picked to be here. You could have. To the most underrated YouTuber of the year. Fucking hell, I'm still on the one. Let's just do one by eight. Can you get a drink

out of your duck twat? Let's just do it, ready? My three are Backside. Yep. John Nellis and FPL Harry. John Nellis? John Nellis and FPL Harry. John Nellis?

John Nellis is okay. He's up and coming at the moment. He's fucking flying. He's on like two mil subs. He's good though. He's so underrated. But now his videos are doing really well. He's so underrated.

How can he be underrated? He's a bigger YouTuber than you are. But he's underrated still. No, no, no. How many subs do you reckon he should be on? No, but in terms of like... Oh, he's not drinking no more, yeah? I am. I need to go get one over there. Go on then. Go on then, no. How many subs do you reckon he should be on? No, but in terms of like... Oh, he's not drinking no more, yeah? I am.

I need to go get one over there. Go on then, Bill. Go and get one. We will not see another one. Go and get one. We will not see another one. Go and get one. I think John Nellis is one of the best,

if not the best football creator on the platform. Shit, we haven't got... But how can a guy with 2.2 million subs be underrated? Because John Nellis didn't upload a YouTube video until he got a million subs. But that's exactly how to play the game now. He got YouTube shorts, right? Yeah, yeah.

But I think a lot of people may only see him for his YouTube shorts, but his actual long-form content's really good. Therefore, he's underrated. He's got two and a half million subs. Yeah, that's not underrated. No, but two and a half million, but it was from short.

The transformation to long-term is hard. It is very hard, and he's nailed it. And two and a half million of subscribers. Yeah, but you're hearing what I'm saying. From short form. I am. I think he's an amazing content creator. If not, one of the best short form content creators on the platform.

I think Deji's underrated. He's only got like five million. How nice are these likes? More underrated. You know what I'm saying, Elliot. I know. You are correct. People subscribe for shorts.

They're not necessarily Going to stay for long form It's just how it works 2 million subscribers He's not really In the scene either He's so underrated By the way

To even get 2 million On shorts and all Is pretty fucking great I think John Nellis Is one of the best Contracreators on the platform John Nellis Mine was

Backside Pitchside And Tom Garrett Clayton's crazy man That's crazy What about Lewis Borden's Misfits Fight Review Mine was backside, pitch side, and Tom Garrett. Clayton's crazy, man. That's crazy. What about Lewis Borden's Misfits Fight Review? You don't have any YouTube followers. That's why I said underrated.

I have 20. 20, K. Whoa, whoa, whoa. What about my fight review? So you have a brother, John Lennon, but not FPL Harry? He's underrated. But I don't watch him. My three are...

The only reason why I'm saying this is because all of my lists are based off YouTube performance. Go on, then. It's not about YouTube performance on then. Not your opinion. Not your opinion. It should be about what you like and what you don't like and what you think is... Picsard should have more. I think we're better than what we are. Yeah, I agree.

Backside should have more. Again, I think I'm better than what we are. If you're watching Backside, you're a kick. And Tom should have more YouTube subscribers than what he does. He doesn't upload though. He doesn't upload. If you do weekly vlogs, you're going to cook. Alright, fine.

Maybe my discussion points are wrong. Yeah, maybe fuck you. My three are. Yeah, maybe you're wrong. Did anybody think about that? Take a sip of your drink. Take a sip of your drink. Take a sip of your drink.

I said Tom because he's got less YouTube subscribers than he should have. And he said John Nellis because he's got two and a half million subscribers. He's right. He's right. He's right. He's right. He's right. He's right.

He's right. He's right. He's right. He's right. He's right. He's right. He's right. It doesn't matter.

I have three. You can be underrated with 10 million subs. So my three are Reeve. I just think in general, Reeve is really... I think it's more because I know him. I just think he's...

He's just the best. I'm not even going to lie. You're so rude. I'm so rude. Of course. I'm not even going to lie. Provisionally, I'd put myself, but I thought that was weird.

I also did think when I did this that he would say me as well, which is a bit rude. My three are... You are in it. You're backside. So my three are... Why do you put me in it?

Because I think everyone in the fucking... I think everyone in Britain knows who Theo Baker is. How can that be underrated? You're one of the biggest YouTubers. Whenever everyone talks about YouTube boxing, misfits, any... Your name is always mentioned.

How can that be underrated when everyone in the fucking country knows who you are? And also, he won't tell you this offensively. I feel like he's a sub, what's it called, number. He's a bit inflated

from the YouTube scene and he's completely changed his content. Yeah, true. It's a new audience. Whereas you, you are, like,

you, Chris, you just, you are who you are. My two are Wade, Plemons, and Pingu. Luke, Pingu. Great fucking shout out

by the way. Luke, if you're watching this, we still have your ideas. Every single good football quiz idea comes from you by the way. Yes sir, thank you for doing the world service.

So when me and him did a few videos together and again, shout out to Lewis, he got me, we got a lot of views together when I did upload. That's fine. I used to get,

I used to get, every single tenor ball quiz ball that, no, no no but he's he doesn't even know who Luke Pingu is he's just googling him now

Luke Pingu basically made every single format did he make tenor ball that's it he's clever

he's good he didn't yeah no he popularised it he popularised it I first saw someone do football tenor ball

shout out the flat chat the Scottish lads on TikTok first. They're underrated too. They're the first ones. I've been on their channel many a time because of that. Cause I was like, I'll give them.

And when we, do you remember when we did tenor balls and I'd shout the flat chat out and be like, right, I've had this idea from then. And all the comments were like, you stole this off Pingu. And I'm like. I remember that because you were getting rattled. And I didn't know who Pingu, at that time, I didn't know who he was. It's like, who's this Pingu? I was like, who the fuck is Pingu and I'm like I remember that because you were getting rattled and I didn't know who Pingu at that time I didn't know who he was it's like who's Pingu

I was like who the fuck is Pingu the people have nicked it off I've given them fucking credit I'm not saying

this is my idea Pingu is unbelievably underrated however Pingu you follow me on everything you haven't invited me on

so there's fucking beef between me no I'm joking also he's probably the only Derby County fan in the world he sports Derby you haven't invited me on so there's fucking beef between me no I'm joking he probably maybe thinks that he's probably the only Derby County fan in the world

he supports Derby no Derby got a good spot no I'm joking Derby got a good spot but yeah so I'm going to go with Reeve Pingu

and Wade Plemons I think Wade Wade is do you reckon he wins as someone who loves fight content do you reckon

Wade's good Wade is brilliant he's not fighting I think H.S. is backed out I think he's backed out I think he's backed out he's not fighting

I don't know what's going on I've seen a thing about him yes he is you reckon I'm telling you this from

he would take a fight if he wasn't going to win it I promise you does he box I reckon he's been boxing a while he can fight

he would have been and by the way, HHS is a guy who... I don't think he prepares properly. I don't think he prepares properly. Wade can fight. And I don't know if you saw, I did send Wade a load of West Brom gear

because... No way. Do you remember me? I did see that photo. Me and him had a bit of like back and forth about football and American football. Yes.

About with the rugby player that transitioned across the... He knew what he was doing as well. He was trolling. Send a message to me. I'll tell you the rugby player that transitioned across the... He knew what he was doing as well. He was trolling. I'll tell you what, bro. I'll send... If you promise to support my team, I'll send you a...

So I'll send him like a West Brom shirt with Wade on, like a beanie, like loads of stuff. And in one of his videos, he wore it and he's like... That's very cool. But yeah,

Wade is... He's a West Brom fan now, isn't he? He's a West Brom fan. And I remember when I first... When he first... Because it took like three weeks toom fan. And I remember when I first, when he first, because it took like three weeks to get there. And that week we were playing Oxford.

And he tweeted out. The draw that you went to. He tweeted out on the Friday, like, Oxford United, watch out. He's coming for you with a picture of Josh Madler. Josh Madler. And we went 1-0 up and I texted him being like, we're 1-0 up and he was like, oh, he's our summit American

like, yes, sir. And then they equalised. I was like, let's go, dude. I was like, I'm not going to text him. I'll just leave that.

Yeah, yeah. In his mind, they won. You're not one that. But yeah, I think if I had to pick one, I'd go with Wade.

He should have way more. He would fall? Yeah. Underweight? He should have way more subscribers than he does. Mine are... Whoa.

Oh, yeah. Sorry. Okay, yeah. Whoa. What the frick? Mine are Theo Baker. And then I put Reeve as well.

One vote each. Everyone go around. I put Reeve for your YouTube channel itself. Reeve's channel, they're very good videos and I enjoy

watching them. Can I just say... But I don't think obviously it's because your channel's changed now. It has. Not many people see it. If you come home

and you see a nice Reeve upload, I'll sit and chill and watch it. I'll eat my dinner. You know, what is impressive is that you know how Cal Friese,

he went from FIFA to real life and Chip went from FIFA to real life. Reeve is now doing FIFA to real life and he's killing it. I, I'll be honest

I really like Carl's videos but who told you to do that yeah I mean well the reason I got an office with you is because you pushed me

to do it I'll be honest I don't I don't like giving him credit because he's a fucking lanky giraffe but

Freeze's videos are very good Carl's videos are very good but that's a lot down to G-Film. G-Film, the editor. G-Film.

But isn't that also personal preference? Like, he won't mind me saying this, if a Freezy or Reeve video comes up, I'll probably watch

a Freezy video over that. I would as well. I wouldn't. That's because I don't really care about people lifting weights. That's personal preference

because I actually am a bit more interested in the gym content. And I'm in one of them. I'm going to have don't really care about people lifting weights. I just don't. That's personal, because I actually am a bit more interested in the gym content. And I'm in one of them. I'm going to have to go to FPL Harry after all that discussion. Reeve,

what's in reference to what? I'll put him in. I'll absolutely, I'll absolutely go backside. I think we're better than what we are. I'm actually changing my vote to Reeve.

Don't do that. Don't do that just because I'm here. I have. No, I think you are. Let's, if you're subscribed to BucksR right now, you will be subscribed, Reeve. Don't do that. Don't do that just because I'm here. I have. No, I think you are. If you're subscribed to BucksR right now, you will be subscribed to Reeve. But if you're not,

subscribe to Reeve. Choose your fucking person. I'm saying Reeve. I think you've got good videos, man. Reeve wins. I would personally vote for Wade Plemons. I think he's fucking brilliant. Reeve wins.

Reeve wins, but I'll vote for Wade. It's now time for the creator of the year. No pickles. That's amazing. No bro, take the pickles out. I only have one nominee for this so I'll keep it short and sweet. Go on.

I think it is Chris MD. Oh he's in my top three. Glazing's crazy. That's great. I just think he's the best guy. Oh Chris can I get another video please? I'm sorry I couldn't come. I got three but one of them's a group of seven. Don't worry he asks me enough. That's great. I just think he's the best threat. Oh Chris, can I get another video please? I'm sorry I couldn't come. I got three but one of them's a group of seven.

Don't worry, he asks me enough. Don't worry. What's that? I've got three nominations but one of them's a group of three. To be fair, Storky's getting it. I should be fucking there. I got three nominations. Fucking hell.

Yeah, you've got to be able to kick a ball straight though. I've been a beam. Chris is also nominated from me. I'm going to nominate the Sidemen because they are continuing to... And then my final one is Nico. I think he's still just... Yeah, Nico's class. You love Nico.

I actually do. He is class. He's genuinely like one of the most innovative creators. Yeah, Nico's class. Nico's class. And since the Beta Squad finished, he's done his own thing on his second channel

and he's got like five more subs off it. You know? He's just... It pains me to say this, but I feel like Chris has had a really good year. He has had a good year. His videos are so good. Yeah, it's best indeed.

Then I've got Lionel Saunders. The thing is, for an individual content creator, the production that he puts in is actually great. He does a lot of stuff, doesn't he? No, but you know what I mean? It's one person at the forefront of that channel. It's fair that he's invested in himself, aren't they?

He's invested in himself. It's easier when you have seven people to do it anyway that's enough like that's enough good talk about chris now come on all right fine um number two lionel saunders who's that he's a triathlete oh he makes really good content he did a whole series leading up to the kona i also want to say max fosh as well which i didn't say i was nearly gonna say daily uploads leave him to the kona world Championships. It was really riveting. I really enjoyed it. It was actually really good. In terms of ideation... I love Lionel Saunders.

Lionel, you're amazing. In terms of ideation, I think Max Foch is probably one of the best on the platform. No, seriously, you should check out Lionel Saunders. He's amazing. Go on.

Probably should, actually, after the recommendation. He's still better than horses, whilst I'm trying to do a podcast. He actually beat Christian Blumefeld in the World Championships. Well, I would win fucking 50 quid if he wins. No, that horse lost.

Oh, brilliant. He beat Christian Blumefeld in the Kona World Champs. New Zealand? Um... What? No, World Champs. Is beat Christian Blumschau in the Kona World Champs. New Zealand? What? No, World Champs. Is that all you're not listening to? Kona.

Kona for the full Ironman. Oh. Is that all you're not listening to? And then the third one is the Go Golfers. Oh, the Go... Sorry. I know who you mean.

The guy that... Yeah, yeah, yeah. The third one, Go Golfers is creator of the year. No way. No way. What do you mean? You didn't even get

my fucking newcomer of the year. You did three videos, man. Did we upload this year? You did three videos. we upload this year there's three videos my videos this year terrible terrible um i'm gonna say yeah i'm gonna say will because you're not a big fan of will's videos i'm also gonna say ginge girth and turf happened this year whoa he's more of a streamer though isn't he no content creator definitely and also yeah i feel like i feel like he's bigger in

content that isn't actually his though his no no Cloth and Turtles can I tell you why genuinely can I tell you why

and this is quite nice I love it I love that half a million on a Sunday League episode I'll let you have it it's something about videos the thing is like when I think of Ginge

I think of him being in other things rather than Hank Ganger no no other things yeah rather than that's not crazy yeah no no okay right yeah the thing that got me no the thing that got my vote here

was he owes me a video by the way so the thing got my vote here was so see when he did girth and turf it's like yeah it's really good for that and I

played in the Newcastle League which I was just some fun but like there was other streamers who genuinely stream all the day all day like

dev and it's like it was given a it was given a class opportunity to loads of streamers and they got like those was giving a it was giving a class opportunity to loads of streamers and they got like there was a there was a massive ripple effect

from Girth and Turf to like streamers who I was doing it for like jokes or whatever but there's people who do it for their job and it was like it had like a lovely impact

he's the biggest UK streamer yeah but it's the fact that he distributes it to people who are it's really good Morgan is a legend by the way it's class when I first met Jinj,

he was quite low. Jinj, from this year to now, he's gone. Do you know what's memorable? He's 21. Yeah.

That is crazy. How rare is it that you'll have someone who was such a big name giving limelight to people who were so much smaller

it's like really nice you know what's even crazier as a 21 year old doing that much work to bring others up is testament to

it's good yeah it's really good absolutely so that's why I only have two nominees but Ginge is mine I like that

I like that shout out Dev I've got fucking beef with you Ginge I've texted I've texted Gx quite a lot. We spoke a lot. I texted you the other week

because my mate had just got married to his missus and his missus loves you. And I texted him going, do you mind doing a video? Just a quick... I said, I don't mind paying. Whatever.

I said, I don't mind paying. No. He's not a prostitute, mate. I'll tell you why. I texted him being like, oh, you don't mind just doing a quick video just for my mate's missus? Like, she loves why. I text him being like, oh, you don't want to just do me a quick video from my mate's missus,

like she loves you. And he went, obviously he's joking. He's definitely, he is joking. He was like, tell her to buy a cameo, the scruff.

Well, we have to either vote who the winner is. This is the last award. Sean, it's go golfers now. I'm voting Nick. No. I vote Ginge. I think it's wholesome. I'll go Ginge.

I'll give it Ginge. He's a good guy. And also, Girth and Turf was huge. I'll go Ginge. I think Ginge I think it's wholesome I'll go Ginge I'll give it Ginge he's a good guy and also Girth and Turf was huge I'll go Ginge I think Ginge has had an incredible year hey Morgan

well done Ginge Morgan you owe me a video but you've won the award why do you keep saying Morgan like that's so cringe you go Morgan oh I know him oh I know him personally

I know him what's last on the agenda oh Dom can we get this team list I've made so I made something out of my own effort here I put

is this the last thing yeah you put as we know before we get this tea list? I've made, lads, so I made something out of my own effort here. I put... Is this the last thing? Yeah, you put... As we know, before we get into every section, someone has to make a toast in complete silence. I've already made a toast.

I'll do one. Tom, complete silence, make a toast. Can I ask a quick question? You need to screen record this. Yeah, it's already screen recorded. Here, raise your glasses, please. Absolutely, mate.

Here's... Go on, Dom. Make a full screen, Dom. Raise your... As long as we're still recording, mate. Go and get another. Go and get another. I, by far and away, Lewis Bowden, have had more alcohol than you have on this show.

I think Fabian Shah would drink more than me right now. Oh! Oh, what was it, honey? Fabian Shah's... And I've got a line. And that... Not that. Not that line.

Show it to the camera. Tom has a line, so that means he can choose someone to do a shot. Oh, have we got something to shot? No.

We have many things upstairs, I guess. Mate, I've had a line for the last 25 minutes. Wait, I choose Theo to down a drink.

Yeah. I've had both of these. Why are you sighing, man? It's Christmas. Mate, I've had both of these by the way for the last 40 minutes.

Why have you not used them? I didn't realise that was the game. Okay, you can use them in a sec then after this happens. Go on Theo. I'm nearly at bingo. Theo, to be fair, expect them to shot. Wait, I've got two lines. I need too much tone then.

Yeah, that's what I did as well, look. I've got that line and that line. Yeah, I've got both of them. I'll try and do half. I think half is equivalent to a shot. That whole fucking pint. Half, half, do half. It's not a pint, it's a bottle.

Just, just. Luke, what is wrong with you? He's going to cry otherwise. Just do half. It's not a pint, it's a bottle. Just, just. Can I, Luke, what is wrong with you? He's going to cry otherwise, just do half. Do you think you're a bad man or something? Is that what it is? If I lost, I'd do it. Okay, I'll choose you to down. And guess what?

No, because he has to do it. Yeah, no, I will do it. And guess what, Luke? I also choose you, actually. Oh, what could JCB? That's three. Feel that, feel that. Who do you choose?

I said I'm Luke, I'm father, my dad's Bruce Lee. Top, top, top, feel that. Full pint, yes. Drive me round in this, JCB. I'm not a bitch, I'm gonna do it. But by the way, yours was a shot, you get a little. We like to drink with Lewis, cause Lewis is our mate. And when we drink with Lewis, he gets it at night.

Cheers. Seven, six, five, four, three, two, one. Oh. Right, and the next one. Yes! And the next one. Oh. Right, and then it's time. Yes! And then it's pitch. Yes! Why is it that kind of pitch again?

That's my producer. I did it. You did it. You've got down those now. I've got two. I'm going to down mine now. But then after mine, I choose you actually. And who do you choose?

Lewis, I've got two, so you can do two as well. He has to do the full thing. That's another three he's got to do. By the way, Tom. Hang on a minute, I've got two, so you can do two as well. He has to do the full thing. That's another three he's got to do. By the way, Tom. Hang on a minute, I've got another line. That's four. No, lads, let's have a seat. No, no, no.

I'm joking. I'm joking. Only certain lines. Yeah. That's my Tory. Do you know what? Lou, you can have one. Yes!

Good lad. Oh, my God, guys. I've got my first ever comeo request. Do it as a group. Do it as a group. Do it as a group. We do it as a group. Wait, how do I do it? It came up with the go.

Bowie Lewis, you have to do it before Tom gets back. That's not real. Well, that... Kind of is the rule. I'm really sad that my super sapper for you

didn't come through because it was going to be funny. Well, it's because you don't care about me, but don't worry about it. I just smoke my ashtray with my ass. Do you know what, mate? I actually really like... You did actually, mate. Yeah, I my ashtray with my ass. Do you know what, mate? I actually really like...

You did actually, mate. Yeah, I did, actually. Sorry, Lou. What beer do you want, buddy? Which one? Do you want a bottle or a can? Right, Theo. As a truce, let's go.

Yeah, before you say that, though. Also, that's from ages ago. You should have downloaded it ages ago. You just opened this for me. You did just now. No, but my point is, you should have... No, but the drink you should have downed

was before my drink I downed. Do it together. Theo, Theo. As a truce. I went down two drinks in five minutes. Do it together. Theo, Theo, that's truce. I got downed two drinks in five minutes. Theo, it's Christmas. Theo, it's Christmas. I've just downed another one before as well.

No, but my point is, I don't understand why you keep attacking me. I'm sorry. What am I going to do? I'm sorry. Do it together. Let's do it together. Come on. Oh, it's Christmas.

It's Christmas. Yay! There's a few I'd love to see! Yeah! Why are you watching right now? I don't know! Oh Theo, let's go. Right. If I've got balls you can do it.

It'll take more than one goal. He's just thrown up. You don't drink this that way. You can tell he's thrown up. He's eyes are red. He's thrown up. He has tears coming out. That's a very good sport. Don't give him that first toy.

You can always tell by the tears. So two out of three toys are blocked. No, they're not blocked. These are just everywhere. All right. So I was having a piece. Merry Christmas. Tom Kass, was it... Was it... Ah!

Ah! Ah! It's the internet! It's the internet! Oh my god. It's the internet going up here. Can I ask, was it the downing, the cider, or was it the snus? It's...

I've got... No, I've got a really bad cough at the minute and it makes me gag. I have to clean that off. Why would you do that? Yeah, they're really good things. Right, I'll... I'll feel. I messaged Megan this morning saying if you had a bath or not. I don't have a bath. I'm going to message Megan this morning to see if you had a bath or not.

I don't have a bath. I'm going to message Jodie, but I don't want to cheat. Cheat? Because I was in trouble, so I didn't want to ask her what to get you. You can't cheat. Because you can't.

That's exactly how you get good secret Santa presents, by the way, knowing the people that you're buying. I knew what, no, this is what, he's not letting me speak. I messaged Megan this morning. Can I tell you, no, one of my ideas. You bought them today.

Yeah. I can't say it. I actually put a lot of idea into I tell you? No, one of my ideas... You bought them today? Yeah. I can't see it. I actually put a lot of idea into them. It's fine. You bought him socks that don't fit and you bought him an ashtray when he's an asthmatic. I want to...

That's so bad. It's fine, mate. Listen to me. People know other people around the world. By the way, that actually might be the worst present anyone has ever gotten.

I care for you, North Mill. Oh, my God, that noise. Ah, that's great. Can you not? I'm cleaning this. Sorry, sorry, sorry. I don't have any left. I have to clean this up, mate.

When? Do you actually? Yes. When? When? Let's do our down competition. Yeah, you've got to down. All right, you've had the time.

I'm not cheersing you, you're a twat. That's not Christmassy at all. Go on, go. Go, go, go, go, go., you've had the time. I'm not cheersing you, you're a twat. That's not Christmasy at all. Go, go, go, go, go, go. No, I want a cheers. I want a cheers. Cheers me, cheers me, cheers me. But it's not a Downey competition if it's already gone. Oh, he hasn't even downed it.

Cheers me. What are you doing? You did it. Oh, you fucking moron. You got me as well, you fuck. Yeah, you know. You did it! Oh, you fucking moron. What? You got me as well, you fuck. You did it! There's a clear counter to when people do that, by the way. You cannot cry if you do that to me. What? Why do you do that?

Yeah, there's a clear counter, if you didn't realise, to when people do that. It's straight in their eye. Dickhead. Oh, Roger's fucking like... You're the money, yeah? You're gonna have to clean it up though, Lou. I am. I'm the one who has to clean it up. Move it. Aliens are real.

Right. Theo, hold it. Theo, you're already halfway down. Right, I'm going. Down. Okay, I'm going. Down. Go. He's stuck on his head. Do him. Do him, Lou. Do him, Lou. Go on, Lou.

Do this for the aliens. Do it. Do it for Lou. Do him, Lou! Go on, Lou! Do this for the aliens. Do it, do it for the aliens. For the unpaid aliens. He hasn't finished. That's not finished. He has finished. And neck it anywhere, neck it anywhere. Just win it, just win.

Yeah, Lou, you lost, mate. He had half to begin with. He cheated the fuck. He didn't have half though, did he? Because it went all over me. No, you had half. He threw my new elixir. Oh, that's so annoying, though.

I've got to put these in the wash now. Do you know what? You cheated to me. Wait, I want to just say something quickly. All the abuse I give him about being funny and all that, he can actually down a pint. Yeah, he's all right. Theo can actually down a bit.

Theo's good when he wants to. That's why I want that. He can't. Yeah, he's a good necker isn't he a good necker what do you call me what do you call me

Merry Christmas you fucking little bitches right lads we have the tier list of the year we have made this

from the ground up and because we've had many people make speeches they are you going to talk I'll go make watch out

Reeve take a second. I want you to really take your time with this and make a speech for the year. Okay. Okay, so this is something that's going to be lasted uninterrupted. Tom's not going to be on his phone.

2024. What a year it was for everyone. A new channel was formed that will do wonders on the YouTube platform that is called Backside. We are about to engage in a tier list worthy of history. Lewis, this cut could be interesting.

You're like a dementor. Merry Christmas, man. Merry shit, man. Lads, lads, this is what Christmas is about isn't it Theo Theo I love you what do you have to say about that your boss is in

this group chat what did you send in shit oh yeah you want to murder me straight yeah please what the fuck is that

sorry I tried to hit your head oh mate it's all up the fucking set oh fuck miss I have to clean this! You daft twat! Oh no!

Look at this! Oh, I hate yous, man. Like, do you know what? This is actually a little disrespectful. I haven't spilt anything! This is actually so disrespectful. I have not spilt a thing! Look at this.

I watched that video, I just burned the chair. It's just Tom talking about horse racing and you're cleaning. I'm not spilling anything! I'm not spilling anything! I'm not spilling anything! I'm not spilling anything! I'm not spilling anything! I'm not spilling anything!

I'm not spilling anything! I'm not spilling anything! I'm not spilling anything! I'm not spilling anything! I'm not spilling anything! I'm not spilling anything! Look at this. I watched that video. I just put it in the chat. It's just Tom talking about horse racing and you're cleaning. Theo, you've no longer got a drink. If you don't get a drink in three seconds. Oh, shut up, man. Well, you have to do a drink.

As part of my, you have to do a drink now. Have you got a stamper? Have you got a stamper? Have you got a stamper? No. Where's the stampers at? Oh, it's down here. Pass it.

What's that? I don't know. That might be the best video I've ever seen. But do you know what's even better? It's like Thomas talking about horse racing. He's watching the races. Can I just say, on this card, there is build a gingerbread house. Why are you laughing Dom? Where the fuck is a gingerbread house to build?

Where is it? This podcast will never end! Alright, I will then dickhead. Before I do my murder mission. Me and you. We are going to get on the toilet. We have to do tea list first, then dickhead. Before I do my murder mystery. Me and you. We are, we are. We're going to get on to two of them. We have to do tea list first, you dickhead. Can I just ask you a quick question? Why does Dot Lewis keep making me down drinks?

Because you have to do my drink down. You make me do yours, I'm making you do mine. Hold that. Where's the mistletoe quickly? I didn't get any, we just pretended this tinsel was it Tom kisses kisses oh yeah I'll kiss give me

no no Tom kiss me Tom kiss me that's not mistletoe it is it is Theo

no that is a lie complete no it wasn't that was on the cheek! You just stood on my face. Give it here. What the fuck is going on?

What is happening? If you're watching this, I'm sorry. I really don't know why. I only know inches. Wait, do it again. I missed it. Oh, what, another one for you Go Goopchats? A laugh at me? Yeah.

Tesco, man. One more time. See what you do with your arms. I really don't care. Come here, you fucking, fucking wangit. Kiss someone under the mistletoe? Oh, that's a lie incomplete. I choose you to don't kiss. Wait, so I just kissed him, kissed Tom for his benefit? Tom, Theo, what are you doing there?

I kissed you under the mistletoe. You're choosing me on all of them. Right, we both have to do this though. It's quite tight in my head. Out then. Out then, Theo. I've got to do another one. Yeah, you tell me.

I have to do another one after this other one because of you being a dickhead. I've just done so many. Out then. G-Film, come in. Come on, G-Film. in. Come on G-Film. We were just doing like awards of the year.

Yeah. And I gave a good shout out to Cal Free Film. You got a lot of air time. Which is basically you. We said you're the best editor in the game. No, you did very well. No, you did well. You did very well.

Your videos, the videos are brilliant. So we gave you a little shout out. Yeah. Oh, fuck off G-Film. Ladies and gentlemen, after that amazing speech I just gave, we are going to do

the tier list of the best moments of 2024. Give me some money. Let's do it later. Starting off with Trump getting shot in the fucking ear.

Yeah. All right, kill me. Start again. It feels like you're projecting that you want to be like Tom. right, kill, man. Go on, start again. It feels like you're projecting that you want to be like Tom. No, no, no. We are Tesco men. The bags men. Oh, that's glazing to another level, I'd say.

Well, he wants to be like me, doesn't he? At least there's one person here. He told me to do this. Let him live. What? I can't. Beep, beep, beep. I can't.

How about we all have a little sing song started by me. And it is one. If you all get this after one rendition of me. Brief. You can. No, no. What are you doing, Tom? You can all tick one off your bingo card, yeah?

Yeah, what is this? No, you listen. And then when I put my thumbs up, it means. all, tick one off your bingo card, yeah? Yeah, what is this? No, you listen and then when I put my thumbs up, it means... You listen and we don't judge. Yeah, we listen and we don't judge. So you're having a sooner sign? I'm going to sing one football song

and after I've done it, I'm going to put my thumbs up. You have to join in. If I feel it's adequate, you all get to just tick off a random... So you could tick off the furry one if you want. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or I don't get to tick one off because obviously I'm doing it. Yeah. You all get to just tick off a random, so you could tick off the furry one if you want. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or I don't get to tick one off because obviously I'm doing it.

Yeah. Are we listening? Are we? Don't judge. And also, don't worry, this isn't like, I know one of the words you may worry about,

it's not offensive, I promise you. It's tatter. It's tatter. It definitely just is, isn't it? It's tatter. Tatter isn't,

someone who tats is like, do you know, why is this on my head because we're Tesco men through and through right are we ready yeah we listen and we don't judge Stevie

balls a Tata he wears a Tata hat he could have played the Tata hat he wears it on his head he was the first

Tata Stevie wears a Tata hat and when he goes to Tata he wears in or he's in. He was going for the ball. Steve is a guy and he's got a tattoo on his ass. And he's and he's

and he's and he's and he's and he's and he's and he's and he's and he's

and he's and he's and he's and he's and he's and he's and he's and he's

and he's and he's and he's and he's and he's and he's and he's and he's

and he's and he's and he's and he's and he's and he's and he's and he's

and he's and he's and he's and he's and he's and he's and he's and he's

and he's and he's and he's and he's and he's and he's and he's and he's

and he's and he's and he's and he's and he's and he's and he's and he's

and he's and he's and he's and he's and he's and he's and he's and he's

and he's and he's and he's and he's and he's and he's and he's and he's

and he's and he's and he's and he's and he's and he's no shush should we just do the tea list no no they will get this Reeve will definitely get it so that's a free

tick off for Reeve thanks mate I said every single word correct I'm not getting a tick off you all three I said

I said where am I I said after I sing it once if you all get it satisfactorily on the second go satisfactorily

you will all get a tick off ready Ready? So let me finish. Just let me finish. When I do this. You've got enough room to mouth-freebe there, pal. When I go like this, when I go like that, that is time for the second go. Ready? So, Stevie balls a tatter. He wears a tatter's hat. He plays for Wolverhampton he is a fucking twat he runs down the left wing he runs down the right I couldn't score a goal if he played

all fucking night oh Stevie Tata Stevie balls a tata he wears a tata's hat he plays for Wolverhampton he is a fucking twat. He runs down the left wing.

He runs down the right. And could he score a goal? If he played a fucking night. Oh, Jingle Bells. Jingle Bells. He wears a Tata's hat. He wears a tatter hat He plays the Wolverhampton, he is a fucking twat

He runs down the left wing, he runs down the right He couldn't score a goal, he played all fucking night Steve Impaul's a tatter, he wears a tatter He wears a tatter hat He flies to Wolverhampton And he's a big old rat He runs down the left wing He runs down the right He couldn't score a goal

If he played all fucking night He smells beer He smells beer I mean by far Tom, where's his thumbtack? I'm the only person that's he spilled his beer. I was made by far. Tom, where's his thumbtack? I'm the only person that's saying

all the words correctly. I said it. I did it, but I would join you in any way. No, you all get one. Alright lads,

we have a fantastic time. Let's do the T-list of the year. T-list of 2024! No, I'm not going to lie. There might be some things missing from here.

It's just from what I can remember and also a Reeve message to me. I didn't remember anything. Reeve didn't tell me anything. No what I couldn't remember. And also what Reeve messaged me. I didn't remember anything. I did not. Reeve didn't tell me anything. No, I am Reeve.

The reason why there's less things that he should be is because Theo doesn't have a memory. So even if he did remember, he wouldn't be able to contribute. I remember one thing that happened. So I never messaged Reeve about this because I thought...

I am Reeve. It's two now. It's two. It's two. I am Reeve. You only find a warning. I am good. You're only fine at morning. I never mentioned to you about this because Theo can't remember anything.

Tom can't be arsed, so I only messaged Rube to help. Do you know what? I'm genuine. Do you know what? He says this about me, right? But he never actually... When he does send me stuff to do, I do.

He says this with a Tesco. You're not going to tell me, mate. I am Tesco, man. Tesco, man. I'm buying the power. I'm not the guy. I'm fucking sick of Sainsbury's. Anything you say with that on your head,

it gets that into the bottle. I'm not the man the internet needs. I'm the man that... I'm all about... If you ain't got a club card, what are you doing with your life? I got a club card. I'm inspired, Olivia.

I just saved us four pounds today. It's true. Get man. Right. Lads, let's do the fucking tier list of the year, lads. I saved four pounds today. It's true. Yeah, man. Right. Lads, let's do the fucking tier list of the year, man. I say £4 today.

Right, let's actually get through this because I've got a crate on my head. Whoa! Stevie Bulls and Tata. No, no, no, no, no, no.

We're done now. We're done now. We're done now. We're done now. Right, lads. This is an actual part of the podcast. Lewis, do you know what's funny?

Is that actually all... Slide away. No, no, no. We'll pass that. All of this is an actual part of the podcast. Lewis, do you know what's funny? Is that actually all... Slide away! No, no, no. We'll pass that. All of this is going to be new to me. Moment number one from 2024. Donald Trump getting shot in the ear. Where are we reading that?

S. I'd argue that the assassin did have a bit of an L there. He missed. No, bro. That's why it's not S. No, no, no. It's S. It's one of the most iconic moments of history.

That's why he won the election. Who said that? Him. No, no, no, it's S. It's one of the most iconic moments of history. That's why he won the election. Who said that? No, no, him getting shot and standing up and saying, fight, fight, fight. Mate, imagine you'd just been shot. Yeah. He could have been a mosquito. He didn't know he got shot.

By the way, I think... He didn't know he got shot. He went... Wait, wait, wait. I feel like the speaker was ego. That speaker was ego. Can you both stop for a second? You didn't actually...

It's fucking Magneto. Yes, it's Magneto, man. No. Whoa. I'm Tesco, man. He's Magneto. I control all the... I am Club Card, man.

You didn't hear... You didn't hear what this bald freak actually just said. He said... What is on his head? He didn't know he got shot. It could have been a mosquito.

I didn't say that. I didn't say that. I didn't say that. I did not say that. Lad, this camera's here. I did not say that. I didn't say that. I didn't say that. I did not say that. Lad, this camera's here. I did not say that. I said he didn't know he... It is S or A.

Yeah, yeah, go on. Go on, yeah, go on. I said at the time he didn't know he got shot. It could have been us. Which is exactly what... So you've just affirmed what I said. Yeah, you just repeated what he said a little bit. Dom, what's next?

You fucking palace twat. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, repeated what he said a little bit. Dom, what's next? You fucking palace twat. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. We fucked more. Are we just agreeing with what he says? Yes.

Are we just agreeing with what he says on everything? No, we're not racing. That is S. Why is S above A? Tom, Brick Time.

Brick Time. Brick Time. What are you saying? What are you saying? I thought, why is S above A? I don't know. It always tears like that.

Mega Mind. S A? No, no. Wow, we do not condone that. Big Mad Man has said his turn. I put it A plus. Mega Mind. I thought Megamind why is S above A I don't know it always tears like that Megamind SA no no wow we do not condone that Big Mad Man has said his turn I put it A plus Megamind stop calling me

that is fake to the crowd there that's a bit like Megamind what is your Lewis I figured it could be I think it should be an A because I think there's bigger moments this year he won the

he won the the president gets shot that is one of the biggest moments in history period the president gets shot he got shot at the head. That is one of the biggest moments in history. Period. The president getting shot in the head. Are you dumb dumb? They're going to put that in the school books. Dumb dumb megamind.

I'll tell you something. There's two things I know. Saving money at Tesco and knowing what is a big moment. And one of the fucking big moments is a fucking president getting shot in the head. I can't lie. Ever since your other half walked in the room you've got a lot of fun he's showing off

in front of Olivia right now hey that's what I do for my baby girl I knew it I knew it was a cringe I knew you weren't a cringe Olivia quickly

he thinks when we're together I'm like ooh I love you am I like that he's like that with Will his best mate yeah

he speaks in a baby voice to Will yeah no I do really I do actually Will is best mate. Yeah. He speaks in a baby voice to Will. Yeah. No, I do. Really? I do. Do you know why, Olivia? No, it's not a baby voice.

We go, we go. He's in silence. Yeah. No, Olivia, do you know why? Because he's no Will longer than you. No, she said to me this morning, she's like,

no, and last night, she's like, I was on my phone playing that merger game I've been playing, that number. Yeah, you love it. He loves that, though. Yeah, I've been playing that. Watching the darts, and she's like, can we have a cuddle? I'm like, oh, night she's like, I was on my phone playing that merger game I've been playing. Yeah, he loves that though. Yeah, I've been playing that.

Watching the darts and she's like, can we have a cuddle? I'm like, oh, for fuck's sake. She's like, why do you act like you hate me? Leo, he actually makes me. Why do I not count? He went, oh, should we watch the darts and have a cuddle? Yeah, I did. Am I not exactly the same behind closed doors?

And you hate it, I know you do. Let it out, Tom. Let out your love. No, I adore Olivia but she knows that but I am not soppy we've seen your initiative blossom

on the show it's just so nice to see anyway number two because clearly I've been outvoted what's the next one is that Lily Phillips

oh my who is that I can't see no Hawke Tours What's the next one? Is that Lily Phillips? Oh my Who is that? What is that? I can't see Is it Hawke Hawke Hawke Hawke

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That's Lily Phillips. Yeah. How do you know that? I personally... Hang on, hang on. He told me all the events. I read them. I contributed.

I want to say I should read more of those. How are we ranking this based on what? Biggest moments of the year. That's D. No, it's bigger than that. I reckon it's B. What I was going to say is, my personal opinion,

that's below D. However, if we're talking biggest moments, it's got to be A. It's B, isn't it? It's not A. No, B, B, B, B. It's not A.

It was big recently, but it's not all time. It's C and D. Can we take this off? It's still D. I'm club hard, man. It's a pretty big moment in terms of engagement.

It's not a big moment. It's all just two. B, B, B, B, B. That has to be B. We'll vote. We'll vote. I say A. I. It's B. It's a pretty big moment in terms of engagement. It's not a big moment. B, B, B, B, B. That has to be B. We'll vote. We'll vote. I'll say A. I'll say D.

B. B. D? So it's C. No, it's B. So it's B. It's B. Penguin in Australia.

C? I don't know what that is. I have the list. I'm going to tell you about this. Where's the penguin? The penguin in Australia. There's essentially just a penguin who just washed up

in Australia. Yeah, I said C. Is it C or D? It's just a random as fuck penguin. Did you not say from Australia Zoo in Britain?

Also, the penguins took 50 quid off me earlier so that can go in D. I don't want to be rude. Is that next one Reeve? Put that S. Don't worry. Put that in S.

Why is Reeve on there? The penguin should be in S. No. No. Don. Penguin's D,. Put that in S. Why is Reeve on there? The penguin should be in S-oo. No, no, Dom. Penguin's D, lad. It's D. I'm not going to vote on this one. It's funny though. I'm not going to vote on this one.

We're going to take it personally. But it's funny. It's my engagement. That's what the... Personally, S. Right, you sit S. What do you say? Thank you, man.

Thank you. What do you say? 100%. No, I'm not voting because it's obviously... He can't vote. He can't vote. It's the best moment of my year so what are you talking about how's the penguin the best moment what's your best moment

though that right there he can't vote he can't vote on himself that's your engagement pick no it's not but that's what he used for it

oh that's what why did you put your engagement pick well he didn't that's just a picture of your head I didn't I didn't curate

the fucking list did I Lewis why didn't you put a picture of his head whose Reeves oh there's Reeves what are you on about you are actually I didn't curate the fucking list, did I? I just know what we are. Lewis, why didn't you put a picture of his head? Whose? Reeve's.

Oh, there's Reeve. What are you on about? You are actually so slow. Yeah, but why didn't you put an engagement picture? You are so slow that a guy with a fucking full crate of inches on his head. No, no, no. It's too overworked. Megamind, settle down. It's too overworked.

This Reeve channel is not about his engagement. This is about the Reeve channel comeback. Thank you very much. Oh, is that what it was? Yeah. I thought it was my engagement no can we vote

oh no I put it in D then it's not that bad no it's A S no Reeves Reeves because you made your comeback this year actually actually

you rebranded this year no I'm being very biased here D's was last year Reeves engagement isn't as big as the president getting shot is it so yeah but you can

tell me in the sense I'm gonna but again I can't vote. That's fine. Let's go man speaks facts, guys. Whoa, that's a wrong opinion. Club card man speaks facts.

Look, if you see that guy, he's like, cancel me for saying it, I don't care. I don't think you should be on this damn game if you don't have a microphone. If you see him on TikTok,

he's so funny. I can't take it seriously. Nobody cares. He's like, cancel me for it if you want. Just cancel me. I actually, I don't care. Put me where you want me.. Just cancel me. I actually, I don't care.

Put me where you want me. It's why I never... Hey, I don't believe it. Cancel me. Cancel me. We're not trying to cancel you. Cancel me. Nobody with a calculator

could ever do five times a thousand. They're like, it's 5,000. He's like, you got to calc. And he's like, chat, for anyone wondering,

calc is short for calculator. That might be the nerdiest thing to ever do. It's so funny it's so funny and they're like shut the fuck up bro Reeves' channel

comeback was a big thing man I thought it was my engagement it's engagement I will go I'll put it about your channel

comeback I don't really care what channel comeback he's always been lit see this is where I've

this is how sad the world is Lily Phillips' shit is bigger than Reeves' engagement this is how sad the world is Lily Phillips' shit is bigger than Reeves' engagement it shouldn't be but it is

that's why Lily Phillips should be in A and Reeves should be in B I think personally Reeve

Reeve he's not a nurse hey shout out Megan love you Meg I'm sorry remember who this goes out to

I love you and I love Meg you think Meg watches this I love you and love her she definitely doesn't

she finds this based off how I look right now she would never watch this I love you. And I love Meg. You think Meg watches this? I love you and love Meg. She definitely doesn't. She finds this. Based off how I look right now, she would never watch this. I love you and love Meg. Meg despises this. Hawktur might be an S, to be fair. She's created her own career

off the back of it. Hawktur is definitely a fucking D, by the way. You don't like it? She scammed millions of people and stole all their money. But she's one of the most

famous people in the world as a result. She literally scammed everyone and stole all their money. She said, Hawktur, Hayley Walsh said one phrase and she's now one of the most famous people in the world as a result. She literally scammed everyone and stole all their money. She said, we're ranking the biggest moments of the year. Hayley Walsh said one phrase and she's now one of the most famous people on the planet. She's now cancelled and has no career.

We're talking about the moment of Hoctoe. I think it's A. Where the Hoctoe moment occurred. How do you do it? What? We're ranking the biggest moments. I've been given the entire sheet. I know what all of these are.

Lewis, Lewis. It's one of the biggest moments of the year. I'll be A. I'll go A. But by the way, she's a massive twat. Yeah, we know that. But the moment of her thing. It's one of the biggest moments of the year. I'll go A. I'll go A. But by the way, she's a massive twat. Yeah, we know that, but the moment of her thing paying attention.

That isn't what we're ranking. That isn't what we're ranking. So is Donald Trump. But mate, in terms of impact deal, she's A. I also don't, by the way,

I don't think she's a twat. I think her team's a twat. Yeah, I agree. Lou Lillard, nine, Darta Live, and Prem win. I'd go B.

I'd go B as well. B, B, B. I'd go B. B, B. Just because go B. B, B. Just because, even though actually, we were talking about this the other day,

do you know the most Googled athlete in 2024 was Luke Littler? Is it actually? How mad is that? That's crazy. I was about to argue,

I bet more people know Hock too than Luke Littler. No, yeah. But he's not an athlete. He said the most Googled athlete. No, I know, but in terms of categorising... No, I get what you're saying,

but I probably would have put Littler C before I saw that. Yep. All right, what's this one, Luke? Yes, I... Bubbly. What's that? Bubbly. Oh, Joe, what is Bubbly?

D. D. Joe Goffington, I'm a big fan. I've appeared on it once and it's definitely a D. S, S, S, S, S. You don't upload. We got one video this year and getting 100k subs. By the way, no, the goal golfer, by the way, a D. S, S, S, S, S. You don't upload. We've got one video this year and getting 100k.

By the way, no, the Gold Golfer, by the way, the Gold Golfer, when I put this in, it was about the death of Gold Golfer. All right, well, D then.

What? It's definitely S then. Where was the last time you uploaded? Early this year. Theo, Theo, Theo. Theo, we've given you a lot of credence

this podcast and said how good you are. It's the best YouTube channel to exist. All right, let's move on. It's D next. Oh, the crazy shootout. The. All right, let's move on. It's D next. Oh, the crazy two-time. The sniper without the glasses,

either A or S. S. I think it's A. I think it's C. Hold on, I'd have gone B. That's S. It's C. Well, let's find a medium

because I think A. It's C. Theo, it could have been something brilliant. It could have been something brilliant, but it's just not. It was only a couple of days.

What are you saying? What are you saying? C. What are you doing? He said S C what are you doing he said S I said A he said B he said C so we'll put it in B

because that's the median I think that's high actually by the way this channel I actually prefer all the the four golfers

or whatever it is nah hang on hang on can I just say I prefer intimate channels I prefer intimate channels I think the shooter

should be C we'll put it in B because that's the average of what we all said what do you think I said A but I think I said S so it should be B you think that shooter should be C we'll put it in B because that's the average of what we all said what do you think I said A but I think I said S so it should be B

you think that shooter is a bigger moment than going to the final no I think it's level I think it's level why is the penguin a D man why is the penguin a D

none of us have even heard of it oh it's so funny you're probably right but I've never seen it the thing is the shooter the shooter had literally everyone from watching the Olympics

talking about him at that point what's next the next one is the breakdowns watching the Olympics talking about him at that point. What's next? The next one is the breakdowns from the Olympics. I think that's better than the Shooter.

I think it's E. No way. It's C. E. I can't be better than E. I'm going to C. Why not Salor?

That guy was a fucking legend. Yeah, the C guy should be higher. Did you see the other nerds? I said B for the Shooter.

I said B for the Shooter. What do you think, Theo? I think the Shooter should be in B. No, no, no. We can't go back on the think, Theo? I think the shooter should be in B. No, no, no, no. We can't go back on the others.

We've done them. That should be a B. That's no way near better than Luke Littler's nine-yarder in the pen. I think it's similar to the shooter. Yeah, put it in C.

It's badass, though. Fish with hair. S. S here. No, but we're being biased, aren't we? No, it's S. No, but it's still S.

Fish with hair. By the way, can I just say, sometimes I look back on that video and I just, do you know when you look at, do you know when you look back at stuff and just like laugh at,

I don't laugh at the scenario. People watching this, that is S tier to them. So. Oh my fucking God. You see, that was, by the way,

if you cannot hear the noise that made, that was crazy. In terms of people watching this channel, channel, sorry, that fish with hair is S. Chips go client video. It didn't change the world,

but it's a very good video, so I'm going to go D. I think B. Yeah, it's not a must-go golfers. No way. D. D. D.

D. Fuck your first. Joe Weller's moment at the end of Chris MD's video. C. C. On the level with the Olympian is shooting the guy.

I agree. C. I think you're here. That was a UK culture. They did it. No, no, no,

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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, No, no. It's C. No, we're talking about in general. If we're talking about in YouTube terms, right? And it was like very nice him overcoming that on video. You think in the UK it's a bigger talk and a bigger talking point and a bigger moment than the sniper

in the Olympics And then afterwards him and Theo having that nice little conversation saying yeah, you did it, you did it. I think you live in a bubble, Lou. Lewis Burnham

beating Theo at half marathon. That's what it is. That's what it is. I beat you live in a bubble, Lou. Lewis Burnham beating Theo at half marathon. That's what it is. That's what it is. I beat you in a fucking half Ironman. Who's seen how Willem Sohan beat his half marathon time in one fucking week? Personally, that's pretty iconic, but in general,

I'll say. Is that Girth and Turf? I think it is, right? Or is it just Girth? B. I'd go A. Girth and Turf was huge. I'd say A. What do you mean was? Well, it's not happening now.

Because, it's now more. Well, Rooney's gone to Plymouth and then someone else is behind bars. I don't mind A or B. I don't mind A or B. That's fine.

It was huge in the States. It was huge. Even if you didn't watch the streams, you'd see the clips and that. And if you don't pull that here, then what's going to happen? What's this next one? I don't recognise it

what is it I don't know who's that Dom Cody Core I don't know who that is I don't know who that is let's put D move on

D I don't know I don't really know who that is Cody Core him doing an Ironman who the fuck is that he did some dodgy shit why have you picked

pictures that don't represent what you've who's that what is that I can't see what it've... Who's that? What is that? I can't see what it is. It's a bird with some... Let's go near the camera. These prickles, I hate you.

Is that the Tommy Fury girl? That's the Tommy Fury girl who claims she's checked Tommy Fury. Do you know what? C maybe? Do you know what? D. Worst of D. Yeah, but I hate her so much.

Can we put her in D? D. Right, anyway, next one is Theo and Mbappe's best friendship. I'm going to go A. I'm going to go... I'll go A or B. I'll go B.

It's a pretty high-funny moment. It's B. That video just for... B, B. Because you kept it in surprise as well. It was quite funny. B, B. You kept it in surprise.

That was big. That was big. And as much as you just had to piss out... It was A! We said B. I gave you an A. I'll put it in. Yeah, we'll give you out it was A I gave you an A I'll put it I'll put it

yeah we'll give you A I'll put it A Waffling returning D no no I'll put no

Waffling remember what the reality is it's reality it's reality it's reality it's reality yeah Waffling's B

what are you what's almost like the biggest podcast in the UK to put it down we tried we tried guys we tried To put it down, we tried, guys. We tried, guys. Put it down.

Ring Sting. Statistically. Ring Sting, S. I'll go S. I'll give you S. I'll give you S. If it's an individual moment from all of it,

Theo Baker, Ironman, S. We've actually, no, hang on. We've actually got the woman here. Half Ironman, S. Right. We've actually got

the woman here who presented when Lewis was fighting. She was so biased, by the way. Lewis, S. It, we've actually got the woman here who presented when Lewis was fighting. She was so biased, by the way. Liv S. It's crazy. Against it. Against it.

Liv was the most biased person I've ever seen in my life. Against it. It was mental. It was crazy. You shouldn't argue against it. Because I went back to the press conferences a little bit

and it was just Liv being biased as fuck. And she sat by us with the fight and she's screaming you on. I was like, Liv, don't you need to be a bit impartial here? Liv, this is your job, by the way. being biased as fuck. And she sat by us with the fight and she's screaming you on. I was like, I was like, Liv, don't you need to be a bit impartial here?

Liv, this is your job, by the way. What, yeah, yeah, Theo S, I'll give you that,

yeah. What's next? Jude Bellingham's goal. Kicking the Euro. That was the best moment. Yeah, yeah. A,

A, A. You know, if you talk about singular moments, not looking after or before, that moment, I've never felt joy. That defined my life.

I still think with everything surrounded Watkins goal I think Watkins would be bigger than that I'd go at it we'll go at it then and we were

next to the Dutch yeah we were next to the family and friends watch this one the baby what is this Tom Tom

can I come down you were the other side who wants to say the four seasons Orlando and it's the baby that goes me D have you not seen that Tom, can I come down? I mean, I've seen the... You were the other side, man. Who wants to say the Four Seasons Orlando? And it's the baby that goes... D. Have you not seen that? I've not seen it.

I've not seen that. D. Put it in D, Dom. D. What's this? Hyrox. S. Theo and Tom beating me and Luke at Hyrox.

I reckon A. No. S. No. S. No, stop. Dom, stop. B.

That's B. B. That's S. B. B's fine. B. It's not that big of a team. Cam Fitz's impression of pitch size. S. That's B. B. That's F. B's fine. It's not that big of a two. Cam Fitz's impression of pitch.

S. C. S. S. Fuck you, man. Give him some props. No, I love his videos, but it's got like 200,000 views.

It's sick. But it deserves more. What the hell, man? It deserves more, though. So you think that's a bigger moment this year than Girth and Turf? I don't know what I meant to ask. It's funny, man. You think that's a bigger moment than Jude than girth and turf? I don't know what I meant to ask.

It's funny, man. He's a funny guy. You think that's a bigger moment than Jude Bellingham's goal? Give him an A. You think that us committing a higher up is a bigger moment than the sniper in the fucking Olympics? Shut your mouth.

I'll give it an A. Think how much you laughed when you saw that. Yeah, give it an A. Give it an A, Dom. I've been overruled. This is a democracy. I'll put him here. Shout out Cam Fitz right now.

He's very funny. What's this one? Cam Fitz is a legend, to be fair to him. His videos's very funny Cam Fitz is a legend to be fair to him his videos are very funny what is that what is that do you need any glasses

he's a podcaster oh men in black men men in black oh that could be S the men in black people yeah that's an S

that episode we'll call that S for you and me doing Hyrox D, we've already established it. Yeah, well, no, no, no. It's not. More specifically,

this is used to hold hands whilst crossing. Oh, it's a C then. C then, C then. No, no, Reeve trying to hold hands. It's not us holding hands. No, no, no. It can't be an S, man.

It's not the same as him fighting in a proper Misfits fight, is it? What's that one? The way you tried to hold my hand was kind of cold. Yeah, it's funny,

but it's not like and also also like our high rocks one was more impressive absolutely because we did no training you two could do

a high rocks in your sleep I could do one now oh wait they do that would you do one now with me yeah definitely

he's trying to hold his hand what's this next one inside A maybe I didn't watch it this year neither did I but it was B I've not seen the new one turn us on do it now what's this Luke what's this next one Inside A maybe I didn't watch it this year

neither did I but it was B I've not seen the new one and now they've got Netflix oh wait no no no no no

sorry the Ginge one I take that back you did watch it I didn't watch Lockton yeah Lockton's not that

I watched a bit of this yeah with Joe in it I'll go A I'll go A I think A is better I'm worried that I'm worried that the Netflix version

Sean breaking his arm S no that's not the shoe. That's not that. That's Tom's video. Definitely S. That's Tom's video. We've all got one S

there each now. That's it. Well done everyone. Just a quick one. Do you know when that video come out that is like that's exactly

when we first started dating. And then you knew it was good. And did you think that's my man? No, because that's my man. We filmed because... That's my man.

We filmed a few days after... Cringe. After our, like, fucking beautiful display on the Sunday, I think we filmed the Monday. The live stream. After the live stream,

we filmed the Monday and then I went to hers on the Monday night for the first time. I'm sure what you're really about. And I was like, oh my God. And like,

a roommate was there and I was like, fuck's sake. Got there and they were like just like laughing about it alright Moodeng for me Moodeng is an S but I don't know

what you guys want what is this why have you got P Diddy on no relax what what what this is Moodeng the most famous

pygmy hippo in the world I have seen it on TikTok I'd go see there's a Scotland one that's getting zero attention though as well Haggis

no B Dom B Dom I'm going to veto it because I've done the list as well Dom put it in the B hang on hang on we'll vote I vote A

I voted S but I vote A Dom we're going to vote B B Theo what's the question for the little hippo

Moodeng little hippo Moodeng the most famous animal on the planet we've gone B he's gone A what do you. Moodeng. Little hippo. Moodeng, the most famous animal on the planet. We've gone B, he's gone A. What do you say? Moodeng.

He's not watching, is he? Is it more famous than Kitty? It's a girl, for one. Fuck you. And every single other human, apart from people on this show, realise how important Moodeng is to the planet. I'll kill him.

It's a girl. Kitty's not this year. Kitty's every year. Four. Right, we're going with A. No, no, we're not. No, it's a no no it's a democracy it's a democracy

who's more famous this or Kitty this hippo has been pretty famous this year really yes on TikTok

what did it do it's just cute it's just a cute little mini hippo there we go that's an under one what are you saying fucking D

right right so B no A leave it in A who did he D he's a twat not even on the A leave it in A P Diddy D is a twat not even on the scale

it's S D for Diddy well he's a bad person definitely it's S he's a piece of shit but we're talking about the biggest moments of the year

alright fine I'll give you that but also in terms of biggest moments but also nicest moments is definitely below D

we're not doing nicest moments alright back to our calendar S no D alright well I'll put, back to our calendar. S. No, D. All right, well, I'll put him. Back to our calendar is huge. Split the difference.

We'll go D. Sorry, sorry. How are we below P. Diddy noncing kids? It's not a list of the best things that's happened. It's a list

of the biggest things. I'll go B. I'll go B. What the hell is that last one? B, B, B. Elon Musk catching a rocket. That's pretty impressive.

He caught a rocket well let's do the SpaceX caught a rocket that's pretty fucking

impressive it's not we're not judging it on impressiveness it's a pretty big moment though

hang on a second guys let me just preface this a second so Cam Fitz doing a pitch side

impression is more bigger in the world than Elon Musk's SpaceX captain I said him D I said it D absolutely

yeah yeah absolutely fifth Bakayasaka is the only thing you're saying right guys that is the end of the show is it yes

I hope so yes we've been recording for five hours there's only one bingo though I tell you who's lost you

just a quiz the loser of the quiz this week has to down the rest of their drink is everybody ready yeah what's the buzzer noises

er Chris Kringle no you're supposed to say Matt Chris Matt pussy right well that's just

that's just vulgar can you change your fucking mother why do you look like you've been here for four and a half years vulgar right are we just vulgar. Can you change your fucking mother? Why do you look like you've been here for four and a half years? Vulgar. Right.

Are we ready? Vulgar. Question number one. Playing along at home, guys. If you're still here. Question number one. I think I left my bingo card. Do you know Turkey's always blush?

Which country is credited with inventing... Kringle. That is mental. The Netherlands. Right. Incorrect. You're buzzed out. Which country is credited with inventing ice cream?

I thought it was going to say Christmas. Yeah. Did you? Ice cream. You're a fag wanker. Buzz. Ice cream. Netherlands.

Oh my God. The same country you just said, which is wrong. It's in Asia. Kringle. Philippines. That cannot be right. That cannot be what they're producing.

Chris, I would go China. Correct. One to Reeve. Really? China's also credited for tea. They're the oldest

country, aren't they? Ice cream is so neat. That's quite cool. That's the best fact you've told us. By logical reasoning, Philippines would not be in told us. Yeah, but by logical reasoning, Philippines would not be in the top. Question.

What are you doing? I was listening. You are mental, mate. Question number two. What company was originally called Kadabra? Chris. I'll go Nintendo.

Incorrect. Okay. Abra. Right. Is that a company? By the way, number one, that's not a bad guess. Buzz. I'll go Nintendo. Incorrect. Okay. Abra. Right. Is that a company? By the way, number one, that's not a bad guess.

Yeah. Cadabra. Nestle. Incorrect. Draw back in. Do you want a clue? Yeah, I'll go for a clue. It's not...

It sells everything. Cradle. Amazon. Correct. 2-0. I did beat you to the buzz everything. Cringle. Amazon. Correct. 2-0-0. I did beat you to the buzzer though, mate. Sorry. You've got a two-syllable buzzer.

You've got a two-syllable buzzer. That's unfair. What was... I'll share the point. He's going to lose anyway, so it's fine. What Netflix show had the most streaming views in 2021? Buzz. Cringle.

13 Reasons Why. Nope. Cringle. That was me. Go on, go on. views in 2021 buzz in reasons why nope Chris that was me that was on go on um this

the one with the kids and what's the name what's the name where is it oh fair enough I don't know if it's that old squid game correct

2021 yeah it's that old yeah I didn't know that holy shit I did the rash word halfway up my head that was kind of so that's 3-0-0 well no we set a point in the last one so it's no you didn't know that. Holy shit. I did the Rashford halfway up my head. That was kind of close to me.

So that's 3-0-0. We set a point in the last one, so it's... No, you didn't. It's 3-0-0. Theo will get this. What is the highest grossing film of all time?

Chris. Avatar. Correct. 3-1-0. It's actually annoying because I knew that as well. Last question. You need this

and it's sport. Is it Avatar or Avatar Director's Cut? Shut up. Avatar 2, last question you need this and it's sport is it avatar or avatar director's cut shut up avatar director's cut oh this is a good one that's come fly with me by the way

you know it's technically titanic no it's not it used to be James Cameron has no for gross like projected where's Avengers Endgame

by the way is that not go ahead darling it's out it's released alright whatever look at this actual special

what do you call it when a bowler makes three strikes Chris Patrick no when a bowler makes three strikes

in a row Buzz Spetsnaz someone punches Gingerbread House he's trying to get another point here in what sorry

in bowling if you get three strikes in a row what's it called oh I know Chris Kringle super strike

Chris turkey correct it's turkey how do you know that Reeve wins the quiz 4-1-0 Lewis loses

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