Back Side - George Clarke on his New TV Show! Sidemen Match Debut & Pulling in America...

Episode Date: March 6, 2025

George Clarke joins the lads as their first EVER guest! He opens up on his the recent rumours around his love life, his upcoming Sidemen Charity Match debut vs Theo and much much more. Instant classic today lads, enjoy.George: https://www.youtube.com/@georgeclarkeyIf you'd like to work with us, email the studio on [e-mail] by The Fellas Studios: https://fellasstudios.com/podcastsTheo:https://youtube.com/c/HiMalfoyhttps://youtube.com/c/TheoBakerVlogsOllie:https://youtube.com/c/reevhttps://youtube.com/c/OllieFletcherTom Garratt:https://www.youtube.com/@TomGarratt10Lewis:https://www.youtube.com/@lewisbowden1 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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No, I wasn't there. Tom was there. You didn't invite him? He didn't invite me. Aww. When someone gets a mullet, how do they get rid of the mullet? I don't think you need to worry about that. I look nice.

Oh god. That's rude. By show of hands, who here has heard of blue pimpin'? Me! I have! Ah, okay. Today I thought I'd revamp it for the older audience Okay

Gentlemen, I give you... Bloopin' Gentlemen, I give you... Welcome everybody to Backside, breaking news There is a guest on the show for the first time George, yeah, gimme my money First ever person on the show Well the first time. George, yeah. Give me my money. First ever person on the show. We don't know if he's going to stay yet. Yeah, George, we have some questions

for you. Yeah. You have to prove you're intelligent enough to come on here. This isn't the Bachanar. Bachanar. I think he might have proved it is. We'll look next time there, buddy. George.

Yep. Do fish have hair? Um, no. Interesting. In general. Very interesting. Lewis, note that down. Yeah. Um, no in general very interesting Lewis note that down yeah

it's not funny no you're right it's serious this is not a funny podcast mate oh I've seen you've got to stop saying that for those

judge serious please how many holes does a straw have I'm going to go for one for those. George, serious please, how many holes does a straw have? Um, I'm going to go for one. Ooh,

I didn't know you were going to say that. Did you know that down? Yeah, we got that one. One big hole. One big hole. Really,

really. Yeah, that's because he didn't know the fucking. George, let's have some decorum.

Yeah. Who helped the Beatles write Yellow Submarine oh I don't know much about music

so I'll go okay Ronnie Pickering maybe Ronnie Pickering yeah Milk or Potato he's not taking

these very seriously Milk or Potato Milk a Potato or Milk or Potato Milk or Potato Milk milk or potato he's not taking this very seriously milk or potato milk a potato or milk or potato milk or potato milk or it's plural potato

not just a potato yeah yeah that would be a very different debate fuck me milk or potatoes milk or potatoes was it milk or potato

it wouldn't be milk would it that would include sort of the almonds the almonds and the oat milk. There you go, see? Plural. I think potatoes are more...

There's much more you can do with a potato. Oh, that's very interesting. I've got to go for potato. Extremely interesting. Unbelievably stupid boy, aren't you? Here's one for you, George. What shape is the Bermuda Triangle? stupid boy aren't you here's one for you George what shape is the Bermuda triangle

hmm a oh we've stumped in on this one oh I'm going to go for ooh and pyramid ooh and triangular basedbased prism.

Oh, wow. He's pissing me off. That is... Did you know that, Dan? Yeah, we already had that. Who's Corporal Willy Wally? Even I didn't understand that. Who's Corporal Willy Wally?

He's nervous, so he blurts things out. He's not used to new people on the set. That's the issue. Who is Corporal Willy Wally? Corporal Willy Wally I don't know, is that like what your dad asked you to call him?

Funny you say that That is true because he's a sex offender isn't he? Well, off mic We've got a relatively easy one for you here. How do you stop AI? No, but a tin can.

What? What? That's probably too advanced for us. That's probably too advanced for us here. I was falling back on the impossible quiz answers. Who won the emu war? Honestly, none of your questions sound like sentences.

Who won the war of the emus? I'll take you seriously, then you'll understand it. I notice they haven't trusted you with any questions. No, seriously, who won the emu war? The emu war. Ronnie Peckering. We're in trouble here, guys. No, don't give anything away.

How many toes did Romans have? How many toes did the Romans have? Hide the prep. Hide the prep. Hide the prep. Oh, you fucking idiot. I've been thinking about this question all day.

How many friends do Romans have? Specifically Romans. Well, that's why I said Romans actually, Lewis. You might be thinking about the general people. Where are my questions? I don't know. Maybe Italians. I had a Roman friend, but I don't know if his...

He wasn't really functioning like others. He was on an IV. Oh. Get it? Yeah but I don't know if his, he wasn't really functioning like others. He was on an IV. Oh. Get it? Yeah. I don't get it. I don't get it. You need to bring down the level of your jaw.

Romans, how many cocks do they have more like? Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Bums and willy- Royal their shit, buddy! Look at this thing.

Roman gangsters? You want me, your ex? Okay. Ex is 100, innit? Roman Gangsters Your ex Okay X is 100 innit Second to last question Isn't your ex Shag Joella Isn't C 100

X is What X is 10 no No not now Not ever Second to last question Who spat sweet corner Tom That's why you didn't get the question

Theo They do look very similar actually Tom? That's why you didn't get the question. Theo. They do look very similar, actually. It's sweet, it's stuck in my throat. Anyway. Is this a good podcast? Let me... It's the light. It's deep side.

It's fantastic. It's the best podcast. George, you scored zero. Anyway, carry on. Deep side. Lewis, I can't go on loads. It's fantastic. It's the best podcast. George, you scored zero. Anyway, carry on. Well, welcome to the podcast. Thanks, guys. Appreciate it. Fucking hell.

We're telling him the answers. That's it. No, that's it. If any future guests come on, they can try to take the quiz, but you got zero. So a high bar on the backside leaderboard. Did he actually get zero?

Yeah, he got zero. For reference, the beveled triangles are Yeah, he got zero. For reference, the Bermuda Triangle is a square. I thought he got one. Lewis, why are you revealing the answer? I just want the letter. Didn't he say yes to the fish with hair? No, he said no.

He said no. By the way... Yeah, it's on the show, mate. Could have seen it. Fucking hell. He's got to be a bit more attentive. How you doing, George? Theo sent me a video of you yesterday.

Did he? Of you at the Super Bowl. Sent a video? Guilty as charged. You might want to try and use the back bit, Louis. It helps you stand out. So you had a great time at the Super Bowl, didn't you, George? I had a fantastic time.

Met anyone nice? Oh, I met... What are you trying to get at? Well, let him answer. We'll find out. I met a bunch of cool tubers and influencers cool cats cool cat uh yeah no wilson ex-gymnast oh yeah i know him yeah no we'll see a team gb oh no yeah yeah any uh any of them take any liking to you oh my wife i like to think i'm a likable person

there's a link at the top of the prep doc we're going to have to get your thoughts on this one here you get googled I've seen this all over my tiktok right now it's all I see there's so many

fucking edits who's that what are we looking at who is that the lip bite staring you up and down god she wanted to are you pretending

that you don't know she's looking at you there? Because you can tell when someone's looking. He's not looking. He's not looking. But normally you can tell if someone's looking at you. It's like evolution. Only because you have to live by a peripheral vision. You didn't realize.

I didn't realize. It's like evolution. You know when someone's looking at you. Like, look at me now. Is that evolution? You're looking at me. That's evolution. Yeah, that's cavemen.

Yeah, but you're used to people looking at you and pointing and laughing. Cavemen developed the sense of people looking at them, so they knew when bears were coming. I don't believe that. You know there's food. That's how they knew, bears. Explain the riddle. How, when you're, when you're...

Oh, that one, yeah. No idea. When you're asleep, or when you have your eyes shut, you can sense someone looking at you. That's not true. I don't think that's true. We can test that now. That's also not a rid sense someone looking at you. That's not true. I don't think that's true. We can test that now.

That's also not a riddle. Yeah. Right. Riddle from there. George, you close your eyes and you have to say which one of us are looking at you. What? Great quiz. No, Lewis, you can shut your eyes. All right.

And one of you just look at me. Yeah. Yeah. I think it is George. Well, he was when you pointed and looked away. At that point, I just turned to look at you, but they were all looking at you and I was the only one who wasn't.

Ah, so I knew someone stood out. That isn't what you said originally. I'm just not in tune with my senses. You've got to move the goalposts. It's not practical. Going back to evidence A here, lads.

I've had 100,000 likes and that's only one of many videos. Who is she? There's so many edits of this same video. Do you want me to try to tell you who she is? Yeah. So I was there. PG, please.

You fucking dug? All right. It was for NFL ex Marriott. Cheat. And they said, here's a girl. We want you to marry her. They didn't say that. It's a joke.

It's a silly joke. Did she work for the company you were there with? She was a German influencer. Oh, okay. Can you pull your mic up a little bit? Did you get on well? She was a German influencer. What does she do, like football?

She doesn't always have to be. No, she doesn't do football content. She reckons she's going over there going, what do you do, football? I don't know. What was her content? What like she's going over there going what do you do football I don't know what was her content what's she known for just like classic

influences sort of trends and stuff I think a bit like you actually like two peas in a pod didn't you no I don't know she's quite like me

no I didn't Tom you have to make everything fall you definitely did the way you just looked at me you definitely did some of the stories he's told me in private,

he's a dirty bastard. Did you notice you started getting more female attention after the mullet? I feel like the mullet's good for his head shape. What does that mean? I told you what his good thing was. I feel like you have a very... Do you know how to cover your head shape?

I feel like the back of your head probably is flat. I think a paper bag is... But a mullet adds a bit of volume. Right. I feel like you're projecting right now. A bullet to your head is good for your fucking head shape. You've got like a Dagestani head. I have a big head.

I'm talking naked. You know when someone gets a mullet, how do they get rid of the mullet? I don't think you need to worry about that. No, I'm just going to scull it. I'm going to scull it. Seriously, I'm going to scull it. Clippers, I'd say. He's grown it out. I'm growing a skullet. Hmm? Growing a skullet. Seriously, growing a skullet. Clippers, I'd say.

Where? Clippers or scissors? No, but how do you go from mullet to no mullet? It's like losing your whole personality. Is it? It is. You know what I mean? Wow.

Like Chip, Will, you. You can't go back to a normal, regular haircut. I mean, I've only recently had one. I wasn't even aware Will had a mullet. Yeah. Yeah. Everyone has them. One of the better ones, actually.

It's like loose with a cap, isn't it? What's he going to do when he takes it off? I look nice. Oh, God. That's rude. I know. I look badass.

There has been a little announcement, isn't there? So, no, did you finger her? What are you... Tom. No.

Tom. You didn't allow me any questions at the start, so let me have my fun now. I wonder why. So, you didn't allow me any questions at the start, so let me have my fun now. So you were the first person to be asked to be in the chat. Did you play last time? No.

Yeah, I wasn't even a thing last time. You're a virgin. A thing? I thought you've always been a thing. You're a virgin, aren't you, Mackenzie? No comment. Yeah, I didn't even get an invite to come watch last time. Wait, you didn't come watch?

I was ArthurTV's plus one to go and watch. Oh, it was two years ago, wasn't it? You were like just a TikTok dweeb then, weren't you? ArthurTV's plus one as in ticket invite. Because he wasn't playing, was he? No, yeah, he was just a little ticketed. I don't know half the people on that list. Actually, I do.

Yeah, so you have like Kais and Art. Who's the other geezer who the fuck is I think they have Fannum or he's they have a lot of Neville

who's written down their full names by the way they write them down like it's a wrestler who's done this have you got this

I copy and pasted it who Neville oh no sorry if someone said Rani Nets there's only one I don't know who's stable Ronaldo you said Rani Nets. There's only one I don't know.

Who's Stable Ronaldo? You mean Rani Nets? I think they're just some, like, Twitch streamers and that. All the America. Christopher Michael Dixon. Why have you put their full names? In case you didn't know which Chris Dixon.

Sorry, where have you got William Jonathan Lenny? That's his name, no? Maximilian Arthur Foch. Oh, that is... Yeah, that's obviously his name. Why have I copied and pasted it? Why am I just George Clarky?

Yeah, why is George's middle name... Oh, you're not famous enough for that. Why have you done everyone's full names but you haven't put Joseph Martin Weller? Well, I can tell you there's one name... There's one name that isn't on that list. Why have you written down George Clarky? That's not his name.

It's not even his name. I googled it and copied and pasted it. He written down George Clarky? That's not his name. It's not even his name. I googled it and got me pierced. He is called the Clarkster. That's not written down. Clarky isn't his surname. Why not just George Clark? I don't know. I didn't think about it.

All of my social media... When you put Y on the end, it's kind of like... Trying to give yourself a nickname. Was that your nickname at school? No. Clarky. I think I was trying to start something up, all your stuff is clark at the end yeah was that your nickname at school no clark i i think i was trying to like yeah i tried to start something up but it never really stuck and then my nickname at school is alien no yeah oh it's not a nickname if you happen to try and imprint it on everyone else no no you go no call me no, call me alien, guys. Call me alien, please. I'll try to fight against it. Fuck off, freak. No. Call me alien? What are you most excited for about the match?

You're quite good at footy. You're a workhorse. Yeah, you are decent. You're decent. Run about on that shit. We played for the five minutes that they bring me on for. Yeah. George just played for us. Yeah.

Yeah. He didn't remember that wasn't me that was I left my mark on him oh yeah by the way I don't know if you've said this so we're warming up beforehand

and I've got me whole gear on right referencing to the pitch side club game guys if you didn't you'll see it and I'm a bit nervous I'm in goal and that and like everyone's just pelting balls at me

no one's warming me up the only person was like Reeve tried to warm me up for like five minutes, whatever. And fucking, did you volley it or something? What did you do?

Oh, he hit your mask, didn't he? Yeah, I remember. Oh yeah, you broke his original face. He smacked it,

caught me right in the face. I get flatlined. I had like a massive, like graze across like the glasses. So I couldn't see all this side of it. It was like, look at him. Wait, was that, so obviously as a man of hockey,

was that your first ever football match? 11-a-side maybe, yeah. Really? No, I know I did. There was like one charity game we played before that. So Wembley Stadium

will be your third game of 11-a-side football? Yeah. Jesus. That's unreal. Well, I might have done, I think I quit, I did football from like

five to like 11 and I think that's when you go to the... You wouldn't have played 11 a side, yeah, probably. I think we were like teeing up to go to it. Where are you from?

Bristol. Are you really? You don't sound like you're from Bristol. You're disappointed, man. Did you get rid of the accent for fame? Well, it wasn't like

a trade-in offer, it was just, I don't know. You made a deal with the devil. Well, to be fair, Tom, you're starting to lose your promo. Depends who I'm around. Depends who you're around. If I go back home, it's worse. But if I'm around...

Because you don't understand me. Or you just constantly bring up... Nah, to be fair. It's when Tom picks up the phone and he's like talking to someone back home. He starts like putting on all these words. I'm telling you, it's not... It's when Tom picks up the phone and he's like talking to someone back home. He starts like putting on all these words. I'm telling you, it's not. It's completely different.

It's how you talk when you've just been around it. It's different. Yeah. Do you not remember when we went back for your hometown? That's not what I sound like. That reminds me of yesterday. What, when you did it? I was trying to get you to.

I did like a five minute impersonation of you. Yesterday was fucking class you did it? I was trying to get you to... I did like a five-minute impersonation of you. Yesterday was fucking class. What was it? I can ya! Oh, God. Darts and jinx! Oh, please stop. No, you're right.

You know what I mean? I really like this. That's pretty spot on. Do you have any plans for the charity match? Do you have any like Uno reverse cards you're going to pull? No. Please don't make me cringe like that. Surely he wouldn't reveal them on here either, if that was the case. Are you going to take your you're going to pull? No. Surely he wouldn't reveal them

on here either if that was the case. Are you going to take your top off if you score? No. Do you have a planned celebration? No. That's what I think.

Even if I did have a planned one, I'd probably just like run around and be like What do you think of the boys saying that if speed scores, it'll be the loudest cheer at Wembley Stadium ever.

That was, that was loud. Probably, who said that, sorry? Vic Star, one, two, tre. Get out! That's the cringey thing

I've ever heard. Well, to be fair, it's logical as the whole stadium would be cheering, but like the whole stadium, you're not cheering with passion, are you?

It would be pretty loud though. It would be loud, there's a lot of people in it. I get his point of 90,000 people all will be doing soon. Can we address it? Whereas we only shouted Luke Shaw. What about when Harold Styles was at concert?

Oh, and Taylor Swift. The whole floor filled with people as well. Oh, yeah. We're not seriously... Oh, you know what? You think that was louder than when Luke Shaw scored in the final? Mate, when Taylor Swift flew up from the stadium, I swear to the holy Lord.

It might be. Half the crowd was Italian. She was screaming. Mate, I had to put my fingers in my ears, mate. Anyone who wasn't Italian didn't want us to score. Yeah. Even the Italian screams. Mamma mia!

When Taylor came out, I put my fingers in my ears. It was too loud. It wasn't like, main going, It was just like, high pitched, do you mind turning it down? It's almost too loud. Chris was screaming at the top of his voice. God, you are so rude. It's a barrage of sound. Taylor Swift from one side, Chris and Lee singing from the other.

Chris was like, record me quickly, make me look like I know the words yeah then he actually knew every word to ever come so he dressed the elephant in the room with this line up here yeah he's actually doing well

sorry Phil there's no Theo Baker listed on here what's going on you are the king of charity matches or Reeve or Reeve

no I don't even cross his mind to even mention that what the fuck is he doing oh he's gonna cough up a Sidemen shirt

I'm on my next trick what's going on man because you're being a bit coy with us recently I'm fucking playing boys you're playing that's it man thanks

man who's team you on I don't know if they've been announced but I know what team I'm on go on then are you on uh Darren Watkins Jr's team is that name is his name public

I don't know his name his name is Darren you've seen that before who is that I don't know you fucking you copied and pasted it from Google

I didn't read it how the hell have you got laser beams full name yeah Landon Neville Ecock. What the hell are these?

Is he just I don't know who he is really. Is he massive? Yeah, in Australia isn't he?

I've only seen him from clips a lot of Among Us that they did. I didn't know he was that I thought he was

just Vickstar's shag pal. So how did you find out then? Harry just FaceTimed me on Saturday so were you

like first reserve or something first reserve who got injured I don't know it's not really everyone else had like this big thing

people have been getting individual videos haven't they Will had an individual video he made that they made them themselves

what are you going to do I've got a little montage coming out when it gets announced is it you no it's going to be? They did get asked. I've got a little montage coming out when it gets announced. Oh, no. Is it you on a stretcher? No, it's going to be his recovery journey, isn't it? Wembley's moment of the year.

Hold that, Beyonce. Do you have a compilation of you doing five asides? Yes. Scoring the office. By the way, that was disgraceful. Yeah.

The fact you uploaded that. Don't ever talk to me about that. I think that's the thing that swayed me to play, you know. I think that was the one You swayed me to play you know I think that was you went home edited you

scoring against Stanley from the office like no no what he's done even worse it's so cringe even worse Ben who's got like

Lord to Work on editing hard he's like nah prioritise this miss find this clip I edited it even worse that's not

you just tore him out your own day slow-mo and zooms was a bit much you all fucking loved it and watched every minute of it actually you even commented on it

did I? I don't know did you? I think so that was brilliant that was sick that was the fan edit so which team you on?

well I don't know if it's gonna oh just say we can cut you out if he's not fucking out you dickhead you'll be YouTube all stars yeah obviously

I think you are I don't know but I'm assuming but everyone's Just say it. We can cut it out if he's not fucking out, you dickhead. You'll be YouTube All-Stars. Yeah, obviously. I don't know about this. You're on the side. I'm assuming. Because of the announcement, everyone thinks everyone's on side, but obviously that wouldn't work because there need to be players on the All-Star team as well.

I imagine, yeah. I think that's how football works. It makes sense. Yeah, it rings a bell. We've lost goals. Were you nervous? You're not thinking you were going to make it?

Because this is like full circle now from your... Oh, he was booing himself i lost sleep from your like recovery journey where we turned out to support him i don't know you we've seen you on the day and then he lasted five minutes it's quite annoying so completely embarrassed is this your time for redemption three minutes oh what the pitch side yeah we did a whole vlog to come support him and then no no no no the last sodman game oh yeah

no that game you're talking about dimmer hamstrings that was so funny you pulled it and then you just carried on made it work

disconnected controller recently I've taken a leaf out of Lewis's book and I've decided to go beast mode so yeah unfortunately for everyone else

now it's actually game over because I'm so fit, I'm so strong, and the right foot's cooking that nothing can go wrong. When you say stuff like this, all I picture is the edit. That is insane. I just picture the edit of you saying that

going into getting injured again. Instead of what you could say is, you could say that edit and then it goes to me scoring at Wembley. I don't think you're going to get injured. Yeah, that's my fucking guy right there. I think you're going to stink the gaff up though's my fucking guy right there. I think you're going to stink the gaff up though.

I was going to wait for that one. No, I'm joking. You're probably the best player there, so you should fucking score loads. Yeah, there is a lot of expectation. That was kind of the moment there.

You're only as good as your last match, and soccer aid went incredibly for you. Oh, yeah. Oh, my noise. Highlights of soccer aid was amazing.

Running in tree. You had a highlight of them taking a throw in. I threw it to their team. You were. You had the highlight of them taking a throw in. I threw it to their team. I've even tried playing football in a grade two hamstring camp. Two weeks after I did it. That doesn't affect your throw in. You know one time you had you taking a throw in to them.

His ears were absolutely fucked. It was so loud. Actually, I have to let you know, in my last footy game, 11-a-side with Ethan Sunday League, where I put a volley top right-hand corner. God. That is... That's right.

Did you do a montage of that? You showed us. We won 7-1. We were 5-0 up at halftime. I'm kind of fuming I've not got me called up. I mean, Petr Spex hasn't. Like, who the fuck's going to goal? Thogden?

Oh, no. Thogden's playing. No, you didn't think on the end of his match for Hope thing, it's sort of trying to hint towards getting this person. I thought someone at the Bevo's playing. No, you put anything on the end of his match for Horb thing. It's sort of trying to hint towards getting this person. I thought some of the Bevo's playing. No, that's bullshit. That's so... He's clearly just bought the shirt online.

Yeah, he's gone to a shop and bought the shirt. The shirt's actually nice, I must admit. He did a follow-up where he ate a curry and told him that Vickstar rang him and told him to eat it. Oh, my God. Really? That is kind of funny, to be fair. Oh, man.

What a guy, man. Are you excited to be managed by Chip or Cal? As in... If you had to choose one, who would you choose? I imagine Chip's

All-Stars, right? I genuinely don't think they know yet. Who would you rather have as your gaffer? No, I think Chip's All-Stars. Oh, he's confirmed, isn't he?

I'm pretty sure. I'll do it. I had the call. Who is it? I'm pretty sure. I'll do it. I'll have the call. Who is it? Can't say. Pretending I had it all together. I need to escape my circumstances. I am not a doormat.

Stories that heal. Share yours. Together, we are unsinkable. We are unsinkable.com That's got one I'll reveal on the day Who's mood manager? Vic Star rang me Told you to be a curry first

I hope that doesn't get clipped out of context That would never happen that would never happen that would never happen that would be racist mate I'm hoping to be managed by Chip because I think his you all

you lot all saw what his speeches were like for England Scotland yeah yeah I was there oh yeah all of us famously were you there

no I wasn't there Tom was there you didn't invite him he didn't invite me we did have a big squad to be fair now you're thinking now he wants you on all his puns it was in the summer yeah yeah well I definitely did invite you Didn't invite me. We did have a big squad to be fair.

It was in the summer. Well, cream shame. I definitely did invite you. I think you were busy making TikToks. Incorrect. Incorrect. Anyways,

he did a stellar performance. He was sensational. A borderline why he got the call up, isn't it really? He won 4-0. Tactical masterclass. Inverted.

I don't think it was 4-0, wasn't it? England Scotland was not 4-0. Was it not? No. It was like 3-1. How does your 3-1?

It was pretty close. Pretty close-ish. I think it was 3-1. You're thinking of the five-a-side game again. Oh, fuck. Well, Chip's going to, but he's got a,

like, I don't know who's on what team, but imagine, like, it's Speed, Mr. Beast, and Chip's just, like, having to do a speech in front of everyone. I think he'll be quite nervous about it. Why? That's kind and chips just like having to do a speech in front of everyone i think he'll be quite nervous about it why that's kind of what the manager has to do

or imagine the manager doing a speech oh my god that's crazy scary they don't think mr beats mr beats mr beats uh no mr beast he's a fucking dork and he like he's so intimidating doing a yeah that's that fixed it from the last one doing a speech in front of him is it

do you know what I mean I think it's more of the case would you be nervous speaking in front of like I don't know but he's speaking

in front of people he doesn't know no so then what the tactic is to do is to focus on the people that you do know

and then you talk to them because that makes it easier so we're going to get bullied maybe he should be assistant manager yeah or just do the Mike Bassett team talk simple what's that makes it easier. So we're going to get bullied. Maybe we should be assistant manager. Yeah. Or just do the Mike Bassett team talk.

Simple. What's that? It's fucking... I can't remember. We're two not down for the fucking Mexicans. I don't know. England will be playing

4-4 fucking 2. And then they're lost anyway. Predictions for the games then, lads. 7-5. We don't fucking know. Who's on each team? Who cares? I predict you to score two goals for the games then, lads? 7-5. We don't fucking know who's on each team. Fuck it, man. Who cares?

I predict you to score two goals on being deadly serious. If you don't score a hat trick, you shouldn't be allowed back on the podcast. You have to do the P.

Yeah, true, actually. The standard of players is so bad. I'm not doing the P. Why? We've already agreed to do a W, that's why. But Waffling?

Yeah. I thought... I thought he meant Weller, but I was like, why would he do that? Last time I had this whole image of me doing a knee slide celebration, looking really, you know like Drogba when he knees back into the corner. Oh my God, you definitely faceplant. And then I'd be scared to do a knee or faceplant, or I'd just shit myself.

I'd just shit myself and go, oh God, what just happened? He's so funny. What the fuck is he on about? I don't know. It's the loot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can I have a few crackers? You have, eh?

Oh, yeah. Oh, I think it's going to be, it's probably, it'll probably be a draw, probably a rigged draw, so it goes to penalties for the crowd. Oh,

that would be fucking terrible. Conspiracy theory. I thought the match for Hope was going to do that and then they scored in the last second, didn't they? Yeah. I reckon Sidemen win again. That would be a surprise, wouldn't it?

Do they win every year, do they? No, they didn't win one of the years. They won one of the years and it was 2-1. 2-0. It's just so competitive. That is fucking shit. Would you take a penalty if you got asked to? Yeah, you kind of have to

But like I'd be shitting myself What would you know? No but some people You would? No I would Yeah but some people Would say no

Because it would be terrifying No it's not It's only like kids in the crowd It's not proper football It's a charity game It's 90,000 people Yeah but it's not It's not like

You're asking a bunch of people All right fucking professionals You play every week In front of 90,000 No I think they're used to I think they're used to Being around a lot of people Aren't right, fucking professionals who play every week in front of 90,000. No, I think they're used to... I think they're used to being around a lot of people, aren't they?

I'm saying it's not like you... It's not like... It's tribal, is it? You're asking the people that are actually okay in front of big crowds to do something in front of a big crowd

at the first one. I think you're completely underplayed. Just kick them off. You'll be shitting yourself. At the end of the day, the only people that will actually care if your team win are the people

that are actually playing on your team. Yeah, true. And even them, half of them probably don't actually care. But it's nervous taking a penalty anywhere. Well, I think it would be different. I mean, yeah, they'll be nervous if they don't play football,

but you asked us, I thought I don't think we'd be that nervous. I mean, maybe we would. I'd be nervous, yeah, because we'd have the whole crowd. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whistling. But it wouldn't be like, oh, that's...

What do you think the crowd was going to be? Like, Millwall Altruist. What the fuck? It's going to be five-year-olds with their drums. I understand George being slightly nervous, bearing in mind this is his only third ever. I want the girls behind the goal flashing their tits going,

what? Do you know what? I'm like, you know, actually. I will take a pen, actually. Lou, do you want to bring in the next statement? I'll take another one. Because I'm excited for this one. I will take a pen, actually. Luke, do you want to bring in the next segment? I'll take another one. Because I'm excited for this. Okay, we'll do 20 afterwards.

But we have a brand new segment, which we brought in just because... Is it not easier just to get rid of, get them out of the way, 20? It's not that... Nah, nah, I think we're a bit excited for this. This isn't even a brand new segment. This is just like one and done, surely.

No, I think this is... No, no, no. I think this is like... I'd honestly suggest just getting rid of our twatties. You're telling me... They're not that good. It'll be a very anti-climatic experience. We must see the twatties now.

I want to see what the fuck he said. Right, we'll do that in a second. Let's do twattie this week. No, no, no. It's because this segment's going to be way better. And after that, this will be an anti-climatic experience. I'll tell you what, George. Trust me. You can no, no. It's because this segment's going to be way better and after that, this will be an anticlimactic experience. Trust me. I'll tell you what, George. You can have the honour. Can you sing us into Twotty, please?

Come on. You've obviously seen the show. Choose anything you want. Okay. Come take a look at this segment that we got to you. Ooh, it's fucking Twotty. Yeah! Let's keep that. I'll just jizz my pants.

Right, basically, in this segment, George, I tend to annoy the lads with things I send into the group chat, so now I'm told to keep it.

Yeah, we've banned him from putting anything in the group chat. And this is your segment and you've said, let's not do it. It's pretty sweet,

yeah. It's sweet because I couldn't find any beheadings or anything, so I've had to go for like... That's the point. It's muted at the top as well, Matt. You might need a...

And also this telly is usually really quiet. Yeah. It doesn't... It's not brilliant, but we'll give it a go. Sorry, Matt. Why were you Googling my software? Yeah, I have to like explain the TikTok. Audio captions.

Which is, as you know, never as funny. Guys, let's all laugh at his videos, yeah? Right. No, I won't be offended if you don't find... One of them I'm pretty sure is just panda core panda core pandas i've been loving pandas recently they do be like that sometimes it just relates to me that's all you have a big ass yeah he does he does doesn't he some people do matt you have a big arse as well. Yes, that was one. Do you want to

audio describe that one? Oh my god, so this one, you've seen John. Oh yeah, I've seen this one. John's sniffing gear, and he tries to turn up the TV, and mate, it does not cancel the noise out whatsoever. He's on the side, racking

up. Who the fuck, who is this guy? He's on the side racking up Who the fuck Who is this guy He's the thousand pints 100 days guy Right oh And now he's just He's lost his head But now he's fucking absolute

Oh I saw him like Crashing out the other day He turns He turns it up Wiping his nose there is he Yeah I wonder why Oh my god Can you hear it all.

Like it coming. And it's like Westlife playing in the background. Why would you give it like- By the way, I'm pretty sure this is like 8 a.m. He's lost the plot completely. He actually needs help. My favorite bit of this entire thing is that days until birthday on the side, 272.

Nearly there. It's got I don't think like somebody should like probably yeah probably it's funny to look at though I'm more interested in like

seeing inside what Tom's head is do you not think when he did a thousand pipes in a hundred days that was probably another time to intervene as well

oh this is brilliant you need to listen to this start it again if you're listening it says PLB cooking tips from an Iraq war veteran all you got is the buck 110 handy I'll show you a cool trick i learned in iraq in fallujah

where is abdullah bin al-khwami you answer me now you swine I didn't expect it. A lot of my view page is genuine cooking shit. I was like, oh, he's going to show me a tip. That escalated quickly. Where the hell is Abdul Ali Ramzeen? Now watch this. It's two men on a street in England. He's a ticket inspector, the one is.

The one in blue is a ticket inspector and he's just give this guy a ticket. Now, let me know what you think is going to happen. He's going to run him over. Do you reckon? He's going to punch him. Watch this. My mum used to have that car oh where's he going stupid he's running him over he's gonna run him over oh you'll see oh no you will see this is

very interesting video oh jesus oh my god oh my god so not only has he gone from getting a ticket he's gonna be putting if you're watching this on video There's a reason we didn't include that Look at the bus driver as well Smashing up the kerb What's he doing? They'll tell you what This is not an advert for good drivers Are they fighting now?

Nah, nah, nah I don't think you can quite compare the bus driver to the bloke who's just Someone's just crashed his car Yeah, then he went over to him in the bush And started just punching his head in He gets back in his car and just like Races off Well, he's gone to prison then.

But that guy took it well good. Jesus Christ. He's just chilling on the floor. No, I think he broke both his legs and his arsehole's splitting off. I've been hit by a car once.

Dicks. It's his dick sucking factory with a four and a half star review if you're listening. No, it's my again. My again. What the fuck are these? There is absolutely no way this one's made it in.

It's cock time. This is just a sign that it's cock time. Oh, what'd you do there? Yeah, it went up. Oh, what'd you do there? Are you okay? Money phone. Yeah, it went up really good. Oh, you bastard. Well, that was 20. That was this weekend. Oh, no, there's one more.

Oh, we've got Sao Paulo. Oh, yeah, this one. Let me know who you think wins. Okay, it's two men arguing over drinks. What, like beforehand or afterwards? Yeah, they're going to fight. I think the one on the right, I think he's a jiu-jitsu master. Guy in black looks like he's squaring up to him.

He's got a porn hub top. I thought that, that's what made me watch it. So who are we going for, black or red? I'm going black, the small guy. Or maybe there's like a third secret contestant about to come in. Yeah, getting third partied. You need to keep watching because it's pretty fast. Oh, he's setting it up for the fight.

No, he's trying to get the bottles out of the way. That's all she wrote. What the fuck's wrong with you, mate? Oh my God, there's blood everywhere. Yeah, he's fucked, lad.

He's split his head open. He's had a bottle smashed over it. Is he getting a gun out? Yeah, he's got a gun and he's a cock I think okay that was 20

it's a bit different to when Will did it we're not supposed to reference that I mean the point is that no but we time-traveled back and gave him the idea remember so we're gonna watch on this show thanks for tuning in guys

he's not dead approximately zero because Brian died okay well I don't think he's in a great way we're very excited For this segment

It's a brand new one Called Pitch It Where we all have Unlimited budget Unlimited resources To pitch an idea To each other And the topic this week

Is TV shows So we have to Go make a presentation Of our own TV show There's zero limitation To what can be included In this So

Who's deciding the winner George We were all We were all listening George is doing it I've made one You are You've made him to what can be included in this. So. Who's deciding the winner, George? We were all, we were all listening. George is doing it as well, right? I've made one. You are, you've made him do it. You've made him do it. This is what I said, like making people do homework

for the pod is crazy, by the way. No, I knew George would do it. He's done it for us all the time. He threw it together this morning. He threw it together this morning. Yeah. Actually, mate, I'm so sorry. We're getting to a point where we've got like

two or three hours of homework every week now. Yeah. I'm a 30 year old. Should I stand up and present? No, cause we won't have a camera on you, but throughout this, let's just, We're getting to the point where we've got like two or three hours of homework every week now. I'm a 30-year-old adult. Should I stand up and present? No, because we won't have a camera on you. But throughout this, let's just start this off. Let's all be very considerate to each other.

Absolutely. Absolutely not. George, come on. I'm giving my genuine opinion. Let's please be really considerate and kind. Let's hear everyone out and wait until the end of the presentation before asking questions. I think that's fair. I would like to stand up and present properly.

We can't do that. Cause there's no camera. You can't be heard, can you? At that point. No, actually, second thoughts. Can you actually stand up? How can you stand up and do it? You won't be in any shot.

I practiced it standing up. Please. Just saying that I put zero restrictions. Okay, come I put zero I'm very excited I've just put some slides together let's remember this is the first let's remember

there's an audio as well so for audio listeners this is my TV show please introduce yourself the musical

Matt if I do that you click the space bar for me specifically like that or why have you chosen that

action if I do that... Introduce yourself. Hello, everyone. I'm Theo. And I'm from Brighton. Woo! Yeah.

I'm looking for a muscular man. Sorry, carry on. Sorry, carry on. Sorry, I'll carry on. No, I'm actually from Sydney, mate. Should I go deep side for this? If that's what he says, it's not deep. No, it's not deep. It's uplifting. No, it on. Sorry, carry on. I'm actually from Sydney, Matt. Should I go deep side for this? If that's what he says, it's not deep.

No, it's not deep. It's uplifting. No, it's mate. We're pictures. This is going to rock the world. Somebody's going to watch this and actually nab an idea here. I need you to all

really get into the mind of how I came up with this. Yeah, just quickly. If Simon Cowell does steal one of these ideas, are we covered? No, yeah, we're covered. I've got experience.

Thank you. Please let your imagination run wild. Okay. The Curious Case of Kevin. What the fuck is this? Oh, have you done like a drama? Presented by Theo Baker. Oh my God.

Oh my God. This is year nine set day. I'm slightly worried here Because Carry on My protagonist Is also called Kevin What

Oh have you guys gone drunk Oh they've chat GBT You go with any TV show Okay cool Meet Kevin Imagine if they've both Chat GBT the same thing Who is Kevin

I think it's going to be Some fitness Mine's complete Oh look at the smog That was me Hey hey Click spacebar Meet Kevin Hey there Oh I know you're thinking Oh look at the smorg That was me Hey hey I didn't click spacebar Big Kevin

Get there I know what you're thinking We've seen the photo now This is Kevin What the fucking hell is going on Lonely and bullied Kevin is a smart

but misunderstood 16 year old He's Mr. Click He's Mr. Click He's full of amazing ideas that sadly no one believes in. This is a biography.

And most important... Can you stop talking, please? It works better when you guys don't talk. You know we've never done this. It's a biography. It's a biography where you've said... And most importantly, guys, he loves the radio. And he loves playing football.

He's just flogging kids on the black market. That's what he's doing. See that animation? YouTube. Sorry. Sorry. Next time you fucking talk, you're out. Sorry.

Sorry about that. Can we do it like Dragon's Den? Will we? You're fired. Kevin's next step. What happens to Kevin when he leaves school? Fucking hell. I don't understand the TV show next step. What happens to Kevin when he leaves school? Fucking hell.

I don't understand the TV show though. What? Just the story. Okay, backstory. Come into it. Careers advice. Kevin lands his dream job. Who is this guy?

Have you just got pictures of a boy? Stop talking! What? Yeah, who is he? Who is he? It's fucking weird you've got these photos. Is this AI?

I made them. Yeah, they're AI, aren't they? Why does the mic go all the way around? It's like a dentist. Kevin lands his dream job. A radio presenter for the army

out in Kabul. Kabul is the capital of Afghanistan. So it's me, then. Have you only just got that? He takes the army chopper all the way there. But little does Kevin know,

his whole world is about to come crumbling down. As we can see on the left, this is Kevin on his way to Kabul in Afghanistan. I didn't call it Afghanistan. This is Kevin. What's that about you, mate? Don't make it about you. Sorry, yeah. Real TV shit. Sorry, my bad. A little backstory I missed Kevin. What's that about you, mate? Don't make it about you. Okay, sorry, yeah.

Sorry, yeah. Real TV shit. Sorry, my bad. A little backstory I missed out. It's from Blackpool. Yeah. On the right is him landing in Kabul.

You mentioned he's gay as well, didn't you? Yeah. No, I didn't mention that. I thought you said he was... Well, you're about to find out. I think it was just implied. It was, yeah.

And a micro penis. Yeah. From a scared boy to a hardened man. Why did you he capitalize man? Bad English. No, it's for dramatic purposes. Oh fucking oh, where's this guy? These are innuendoes With the smoke there guys because sadly after doing really well at work

Everything changes for Kevin as he is captured by the Taliban and taken to the prison. So yours is just like a TV series. It's a backstory for the TV series. So we haven't got to the TV series yet. No, if you stop talking and interrupting. Oh, sorry, I didn't realise this was a fucking three hour pod. He's taken to prison where he'll be incarcerated for the next three years. Oh, he's aged.

This is because throughout his time in prison, Kevin learns about the hardships of war and being a prisoner. He endures much torture. This hardens Kevin so much he decides to change his name to Kev. Is that what? As you can see on the left, you have so much. Wait, wait, wait. Stop. As you can see on the left, it's Kevin.

Three years later, we now have Kev. Hardened and endured three years of prison. That's only three years? That's at least ten years, that. This is where things go crazy. Can we get to the actual TV programme? I'm so confused what the fuck you're talking about. If you guys listen to what I'm saying and stop talking, we'll get there, won't we?

Who is Sleeve Man? What the fuck are you doing? Sleeve Man, a name that must be new to you all. This isn't a TV show. We're about to get there. Give us the TV show. This is an audio book. Yeah, fuck me.

Can you just put a mute on his mic? I agree with what he's saying. Can I get there, please? All right, we've only got two slides left. This is all bullshit. You've only got two slides left. Guys, shut up. Show some fucking respect.

I just want to get to the final episode. Anyways. Harry left Privet Drive. The rescue. Who is Sleeve Man? A name that must be new to you all. Oh, nice fireworks. A brief history of Sleeve Man.

This is a unique person who has a special power. Whatever the case, whatever the problem, he will always have the answer up his sleeve. Fuck you. I like that. That's kind of cool. In this particular case, Sleeve Man travels to prison dressed up as the Taliban.

As you can see in the background there. What do you mean dressed up as the Taliban? Can you go on? Dirk or Dirk or something. Team America reference. Where Kev is being held. Taliban. As you can see, he's in the background there. What do you mean dressed up as the Taliban? Durka, Durka. Team America reference. Where Kev is being held. By God, Gary. And he breaks him out using his special powers. He had guns, shields, and most importantly,

wire cutters up his sleeve. Kev is rescued. Walked in like, fuck it. We were going to check that guy with a giant toolbox. It's sleeve man's powers that he's got very spacious sleeves? Anything he needs

is up his sleeve. Can you see it from the outside of his sleeve? No, no, no. That could be the most OP character ever. So you have Sleeveman

on the left and on the right we have Kev getting rescued by Sleeveman. That can't be the same bloke. Can I say Sleeveman is actually

kind of a very cool superhero, I think. Yeah, I know. Do you not agree? I think Sleeveman is actually kind of a very cool superhero, I think. Yeah, I know. Do you not agree? I think Sleeveman's kind of beast, Maud. The years following the escape, this is where it's starting to go wrong. How many parts of the TV show is this? Where is Kev now?

Oh my God. Fuck me. When returning to civilization, Kev decides to call it a day and return back to the UK to restart his life. Five years go by and by this time Kev is now Kevin again. I'm sorry. He has landed his dream job

as a producer of a podcast by his favourite YouTubers. But I know what you're thinking. Fuck that. God. Is that you and Tom? Is that meant to be me and you? Fucking hell.

I know what you're thinking. Pretending I had it all together. I need to escape my circumstances. I am not a doormat. Stories that heal. Share yours. Together, we are unsinkable. We are unsinkable.com.

What happened to S man oh yeah that's what i was thinking i was thinking that sorry this isn't a tv show where is sleeve man has he got a fucking good tv show up his sleeve not many people not many people know what happened to sleeve man but there are many rumours circulating. Bondage, apparently. What? What? What? What?

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after rescuing him. So I leave you with one final question. What? Surely you answer it in the TV show, no? Or is it part series two? Who is Sleeve Man?

This is not TV! Oh my God. Oh my, I'm sorry. I'm not going to show. And the TV show. Where's the TV show? This is it. Where?

This is season one. That is season one. That is insanely true. That isn't the TV show. Season two is, you know. You have special needs. I love how he's imagined it. Right, the transitions are going to woo him.

You spent more time on transitions than the TV show. So season one is Who is Sleeve Man? Season two is Who is Sleeve Man? You have issues So season one is Who is Sleeve Man? Fuck you. You are. Season two. You have issues. Hang on. Season one's Who is Sleeve Man?

The TV show's called Curious Case of Kevin. Yeah. Who is Sleeve Man? Underneath it. What? Season two, we focus on that. Underneath it was produced by Theo Baker. You know how certain shows pivot on what they're talking about?

So obviously it's all about Kevin at the start, but then it transitions into Sleeve Man. Season two is the adventures of Sleeve Man. Season three is the downfall of Sleeve Man. It's not worth it. Don't. Season four is the rise of Sleeve Man again. Theo. Theo.

Can I ask you a quick thing? By the way, he was messaging me saying, I've actually cooked. I've actually cooked. Can I go first, please? You're medically unwell. How did you think you cooked? What the fuck is that?

It's just an AI photos of me and you. There's not even a story. There's not even a weird sexual thing going on with Reeve for one. I think that's pretty creative. Where's the TV show? What's creative? Where's the TV show?

What's the TV show? Obviously you can make more about what happened in prison. Nothing happened. Nothing happened. That's your job to tell us. Yeah, you're trying to sell this. You're pitching a TV show and you just. Well, obviously when you pitch a TV show,

you don't say every single scene, do you? But you explained the story. You do to the producers. I think I go, yeah, we'll sign that. Okay, I'll let you know then. The producers go, oh no, don't tell me, don't tell me. I wanna watch it. I'll wait till it comes out.

Yeah, I'll wait till it comes out. So I ask you, what is this TV show about? The TV show is about Kevin and Sleeve Man. Correct, so you know what the TV show is about. Oh, yeah. It's a good story. Yeah, great story. Great story.

Yeah, great story. I won't bother with my mind about James. You make me feel a lot better about mine. If you are an audio listener, guys, I'd well worth going back and watching the TV. No, he isn't. The transitions aren't worth it. The photos and transitions.

Matt, pull mine up. Yeah, let's get into the next one. That was way better than you. Right, lads, let's just... The hair arc. Here we go, ladies mine up. Yeah, let's get into the next one. That was way better than you. Right lads, let's just... Let's just... The hierarchy. Here we go ladies and gentlemen. Picture this.

You did one about him, now he's doing one about me. No, no, no, no, no. That's all reset. I give Reeve the respect he deserves. I put effort into this. I give Reeve the respect he deserves and silence please. I am going to have to read some bits. Respect.

Can you show some respect? I agree, I agree. I introduced to you... Show some bits. Respect. Can you show some respect? I will be. I introduce to you. Show some respect. The Hairarchy. A TV show exploring status through hair. Oh. You can click the next one.

I'm not going to do that thing. Right, okay. There you go. You have to do the clicky thing. Right, sure. Picture this. A dramatic action fantasy TV show set in a futuristic metropolis, the nation of follicular. Oh.

Very clever. Ah. Where characters' social status nation of Folicula. Oh, very clever. Where character's social status is determined by their hair. Oh! So will I be rich? A hair follicle, for example. Yeah, Theo's an homeless man. Okay, what they do say a lot on the TV show is,

All praise to Felicia! All praise to Felicia! All praise to Felicia! You come and join in. This is what they say to gratitude to the Hagon. All praise to Felicia. All praise to Felicia. All praise to Felicia. You come and join in. This is what they say to gratitude the hair god. All praise to Felicia. All praise to Felicia.

Hey, you need to do it a double time. Felicia's the hair god. Felicia's the hair god. Felicia's let her down. No, but you're- I don't believe in Felicia anymore. Yeah, that's why you- That's why you've been punished by the Felicia.

No, you pray to Felicia, she gives you more hair. This is the issue, I've lost faith in Felicia. No, no, you pray to Felicia and she gives you more hair. I'm the master of self, Felicia. Okay. So, friends of hierarchy, just to break down, individuals' wealth, social standing

directly linked to their hair. Luxurious hair symbolizes high status, whereas sparse hair represents lower social ranks, et cetera. This will obviously, you know,

be developed throughout the show. You'll get it. Nice question. Yeah. What happens about hair transplants? Well, I think that's like, that's like underground. That would be like robbing a bank.

That's also like sacrilegious. Yeah. It's like, praise for Lucia. And then you go, well, I'm just going to do my own. Obviously, like ginger people are bottom of the barrel, aren't they?

Well, if they have a lot of hair, then no. Is it the length of the hair as well? Just the quality of the hair, yeah. Length and quality. Oh, so you'd be in trouble. Is it just hair upon head? Oh.

Find out. Fucking hell. Next slide. I've explained this before, follicular. What's wrong with your eyes? Why are they all cross-eyed? It came up with like a generic thing, right?

But yeah, so hair is not only social status, but also can be used as currency. So you can give people more hair. Oh man, I'd be so rich. Yeah. Open over, over, over. All right.

And then there's a couple of quotes from the show. I think I've got a few. Are you hairy fuck? They're as greedy as they are. He's got shit hair, but we don't care. Callum Rids. And then here we go. Main character of the show. I love Pisha Kevin. What are the chances, by the way't care. Callum Ridds. And then, here we go. Main character of the show, Alopecia Kevin.

What are the chances, by the way? I came up with that. Discovers that there might be a cure to his boldness and seeks to acquire it. Obviously, physical. Should have been Alopecia Allen. Could you also think, maybe there's a crossover, so it's actually the same Kevin.

It's not the same Kevin. All right. Basically, he actually creates the BOLD, which is Brotherhood Against Locks Division, essentially an organization where they seek to bring equality back to follicular by shaving rich people. Oh. That's badass.

Damn. That's fucking peaceful. But little do his fellow BOLD vigilantes know, he has aims to obtain his own long hair. And then the next slide is Alopecia Kevin. That's Batista. Someone's got to play

the fucking character. Is he allowed on? He's the villain. You're willing to pay him money? No, but we could just blur it and call him unnamed 39 individual. Just tell him you give him

a platform, he'll do it. And then to break down the Shraven more poor person a mega rich that's jesus put sperm sorry what the fuck is that hair on his head what is that real yeah i look kind of sexy bored um oh no there we go a lot of people said that yeah and then some tv reviews of the first season Well you can't give yourself reviews No no I didn't They're actual people

Oh okay This is the greatest TV show I've ever seen By Goldilocks Yeah And reminds me That I need a trim Central Sea

There you go Why Why Central Sea reviewed it I don't get it Because he likes the TV show I thought he's bored I thought Central Sea's Reviewed it as being

Alright Could have been That's pretty beast mode I don't really have any questions You really actually explain show? I thought it's bald. I thought Central Sea's reviewer just been, alright. It could have been. That's pretty beast mode. I don't really have any questions. You really actually explained what the TV show was about and didn't just say random things. Would you watch it though? Probably wouldn't. You know why you understood it though?

Only because I'm not that into hair. Theo, we can let you talk for another hour. You wouldn't have said anything of no. You showed us every single thing on those slides still and they were shit notice how he didn't go into Kevin's backstory I think coming up with the idea of Sleeve Man is more impressive

he's a cool character I mean I created a whole futuristic society there but it's not one character is a Sleeve Man I've gone down a different route it's not sort of drama based society there but yeah right like one character is a thief man okay on to mr george clark i've gone down a different route it's not uh sort of drama based although i imagine drama will unfold it's more of a reality show great greatness not actually its name um but i just thought it that's

sort of what it is and it is of course by please. By show of hands, who here has heard of Blue Peter? Me, I have. Ah, okay. That's everyone. Unanimous. Unanimous. That is gorgeous. Next slide, please.

By show of hands, who has earned a Blue Peter badge? I'm going to guess you. Oh, nice. Oh, this is, you know. Nobody. Oh, is he? Actually, I have. Did you get sent one?

Actually, I've got a Blue Peter badge. I don't believe him. That's put a spanner in my plans. No, no, he's lying. Next slide, please. That just a blue paper. I don't believe him. That's put a spanner in my plans. No, no, he's lying. Next slide, please. That just won't do. I did previous... I anticipated nobody had got one.

It got revoked for things I did. Today, I thought I'd revamp it for the older audience. Okay. Gentlemen, I give you... Oh, that is horrendous. Gentlemen, I give you Blue Peter. If you're listening to this, it's... It's a guy with a cock in his mouth.

It's not tagline. It's not who you know. It's who you blow. Did you AI that? No, I just asked my mate to. And surprisingly, Tom was the only person with a blue Peter badge. Right, here we go. Blue Peter.

But why the change? Well, we all wanted a mark of blue Peter on our chest. Now we can. And I think with the BBC's rep, we should stop pinning kids. Oh, Jesus. And also, just innovation. It's the year 2025.

I think we need to innovate. Is this like a reality TV show? Oh, it's... Is Connie going to be doing the blow-up? No more Connie Huck. Connie... Oh, sorry. I'm sorry.

We want Connie Huck tour. Wait, Oh, sorry. I'm sorry. We want Connie Huck tour. Wait, what the fuck? Where'd you get that image from? What the fuck? Connie Huck tour. We want Connie Huck tour. Spit on that thing. Oh my God.

He's a blue peter bikini? Yeah. He just was on the internet. I didn't actually. What is this? That's a real photo. What is that bro? Obviously it's not a real fucking photo of Connie Huck. No, it actually... What is this? That's a real... What is that, bro? Obviously, it's not a real

fucking photo of Connie Hook. No, it actually is. No, he went... Is that actually? Yeah, it is real. It is. It is. That's real.

I mean, it might not be, but I... I just got it on a poster on my wall, so I thought I'd try and make a TV show out of it. Next, please. And that's what

Blue Peter will give you. But how does it work? I hear you. I shall tell you. Think the traitors. One member will have blown another member. Not cheeky. The night before.

The group then has to decide who did it. It's who you know. It's not who you know. It's who you blow. Remember. It's like the traitors. Next, please. What's different to the traitors, though?

I've not actually watched it, so I do hope a lot. But it's not just hooded individuals. Circumstances are a lot of the same. And Claudia isn't the only one with streaky eyeliner. How did you come up with this just like that? I don't know. What's the USP? You suck, Peter.

That's the USP. Each week, we get a new famous Peter who will get noshed off. How many famous Peters are there? Peter Jones. I thought they may not be bundling through the door initially, so it'd either be a paid opportunity or a jury duty type thing.

I like the jury duty. Does everyone that go in there just assume the name that there is Peter? Well, I imagine Peter will be stood in front of them as all of the members come in and he's probably got a tear of some sort. And everybody says, oh, I wonder who noshed Peter. Oh, that's not the name of the show.

I wonder who blew Peter. Sure. That's that day's episode. And then it's the next one. So just to sort of spark some imagination for you guys as to what could go down. Just imagine. I'm not ready for this slide. Who was that mysterious gargle?

That's obviously Peter. Peter Andre. Who licked the Winklage? That's Peter Winklage, obviously. Licked the Winklage. And garlic head. Garlic head. Obviously, Peter Kay.

The Bulls are in your court. Nice. Oh, brilliant. Fuck, man. I should not have followed George, man. That is so fucking good. Well, that's kind of got me horny as well. I don't have questions.

As if you sent me a message this morning saying, oh, shit, do I need to do this? And then you've just rocked that up, by the way. What goes on in that head of yours? I don't know did you start with blue peter yeah so so do the it's not a real show mate you can't apply do the suckies know who the suckers are well do you see oh yeah are you is it like glory hall peter is just a stand-in sort of like a claudia winkleman for that episode and he's just right who sucked me last night and then everybody

just sort of goes ooh he's oh wait I've got a question there's only one Peter each episode and also you know who'd be sucked off

because they'd be like dancing around I've got a question but it's one person who is the sucker right so he doesn't pick his own traitor the quote on quote

traitor who comes in and he goes fuck gets the suck and then the next morning everyone says, oh, who was it? Oh, they're wearing a new shirt.

Maybe got a little bit sweaty. Oh, wait, George. They've still got their bib on. So the traitors are getting sucked off, not sucking Peter. No, no, no, no. Peter is a standalone thing that is getting sucked. Yeah. And you have to identify who has sucked Peter. The sucker is the is getting sucked. Yeah. And you have to identify

who has sucked Peter. The sucker is the quote-unquote traitor. Are the suckers aware they're sucking? Do you have to go to the finish? When you're sucking... Yeah, there's a cock in their mouth. When you're sucking... They sign up to the show

knowing this is going to happen. Is it like you have to, number one, finish the task? They need to spunk. And does that have to be in the mouth or around? Or is it in a bin? In a bin?

Are you talking about the... Don't call yourself that. I think in my head that's not what they're finishing. The way that I saw it was I don't think it would be beneficial for them to get it on the face. It gives it away then.

It would be good though, because if someone still has a bit of cum in their hair, the day after. That's why you'd have to be a tactical sucker. That's a lot of cum in your hair. So it adds your choice. You just might be sneaking up, I better off swallow this.

You're going to need to clean yourself up after the spaffing, aren't you? Yeah, so you're best off swallowing. But I mean, you kind of give the game away a little bit when you walk out and go, cheers for that, Peter! And everyone...

Fucking hell, man, that was unreal! Everyone in their sleeping dormitory is like, oh, that's definitely Luke. Because then you've also got the person coming in who then has sucked Peter the night before. Peter has stood there. Yeah, yeah.

They're going to try and act like it's a... Oh, it's Peter Dinklage! I've never seen him in the game before! What happens if it's like a peep show? It's kind of a hole. Then they actually don't know what Peter looks like that's not what the game is

that could be that could be another thing that we add in maybe it's oh which Peter did I suck you come and you go do we get to see the sucker as a viewer

yeah blurred or is it like gone behind in a room it's like a side plus sort of deal yeah

okay or like or like Love Island where it's like you can just see like the shadows or you could just do a Danish TV.

They show everything. Yeah. That's pretty beast, man. How do you know that? I've heard. I'm a fan. I'm not going to give away which is my favourite so far

but I like that. I wish I was called Peter. We don't like your autobiography. Right. Well, mine's pretty shit then but let's go. This is survival for dummies. This is the most

made by Tom thing I've ever seen in my life. Tom, by the way, after five minutes of trying to figure out the presentation, he was like, can I just tell you about it? All of it pixelated. I thought you were going to draw it out. I can't draw, though. Oh, okay.

Right, so mine is a reality TV show. Next. To win the dog, you've got to carry your plastic, bro. Please explain what's on the screen it's Robert Downey Jr in Tropic Thunder

with Michael Jackson mummy on his shoulder next the rules of the show are as follows I mean it can be as many contestants as you want

there's 12 contestants that will be dropped onto a remote island but away from each other so not together. They'll be on different parts of the island. Next. White.

White. White. He's a dummy. You've got to get to it. Each contestant will have the same set of tasks to complete while carrying their new plastic bag. Why would while carrying what? Their new plastic.

Why would you do it in white? I don't know. For the listener. Carrying their new plastic friend. For the listener that was Epstein on the screen. These tasks could include crossing a dangerous river. How big is this dummy? Poor girl.

Defeating a Bengal tiger in combat. How many have they got on the island? But John, you ask, what is the plastic dummies? Are you getting bummed there? Is that you when you shave? That's fucking rude. These tasks would be way too easy without a dummy. So basically, you're strapped to you, a full dummy.

Michael Jackson. Wait, like full-size dummy. Full-size dummy. Yeah, is Michael Jackson coming into play? You can put Michael Jackson on the face. But how heavy is the dummy? Well, he's saying that's the thing that we want to tackle. Michael Jackson's been on all of them.

Sure, if you want the Michael Jackson thing to be a thing. Yeah, I mean, he's being weird. He's being weird. We really want it. So, contestants must try and complete the task with as much of their pal left as possible. So, the winner will be whoever's alive at the end, but with the most amount of the dummy intact. Next.

So, during tasks, say crossing a dangerous river, you can take... Use it as like a piece. No, you can chop his legs off if you want. You can chop the dummy's legs off. If he's a nuisance, you can chop the dummy's legs off. Right. If he's being a nuisance. Yeah. Or, yeah.

I don't want to cross that river. Is that fucking Robin Olsen? No, it's just someone off Google. Is he launching Michael Jackson? Yeah, next. But Tom... So that's why they have to get dropped

at different parts of the island because it'll be an island that's like that as well. Like Hunger Games. They all have to get to the top. Oh, so it's Hunger Games?

To the middle. With Michael Jackson. With their dummy. Yeah. And they're all going to meet at the top and the person who wins is the person

with the most amount of dummy left. What happens if there's a draw? What? But Theo, what happens if the remaining contestants have the exact same amount of dummy left at the end? In the event of a draw break, the winner will be decided by a fresh take

of Dharma's Diner. What the fuck is Dharma's Diner? Our resident hologram. No. We can't use that. No, I'm saying they're going to have to eat each other. Our resident hologram, Jeffrey Dharma, has cooked up the deceased contestants

and the winner will be whoever eats the most of the deceased contestants. Don't show away. You said Dharma's Delicious Dinner. Any questions? That really took a savage turn at the end. deceased contestants. Don't shy away. You said Dharmas Delicious dinners there. You could have... Any questions? I really took a savage turn at the end.

Well, I wanted to involve bumming somehow, but I don't know how I put it on that end. Michael Jackson on a plastic dumbbell. I don't understand

where bumming's involved. I had that problem with mine. I was like, just the second, where's the bumming? Yeah, there wasn't... But there was no bumming. No, I didn't have to get it in.

I was going to do whoever... Three. You should have had, like, bummed each other like 10 seconds on and off, the two final people, and whoever comes first loses or wins.

Lewis, don't ruin your TV show. That could be serious, too. Yeah. But also, the thing with the dummy is, realistically, you could just get rid of your dummy straight away,

complete the tasks on your own, and take the chance that everyone else dies. Yeah. But what are the tasks that will kill you? Fighting a Bengal tiger crossing a river. Do you not pay attention?

I think the dummy could come in handy. That was AI, that video of me, if you're on about that. Oh, come in handy. Oh yeah, if you fed your dummy to the tiger, you could just leg it. It's not a human dummy. Yeah, they don't want to eat a dummy, do they? Andy. Oh, yeah. If you fed your dummy to the tiger, you could just leg it. Or you just use it as a shield. I don't think tigers are hungry for dummies. It's not a human dummy. Yeah, they don't want to eat a dummy, do they?

It doesn't taste nice. It's not a dead body, Theo. You get confused, though. It's a dummy. Like a ragdoll. Or what you should do with the tiger is find someone else who's dead already and feed them to the tiger, and then you jump on the back. No, which part of you don't see each other till the end, don't you get?

Well, I'm on the same island. I'll probably just come across them. No, it's a big island, and it's specifically set out that you won't see each other. So what if I do see them, though? No, you don't see each other till the end don't you get well i'm on the same island i'll probably come no it's a big island and it's specifically set out that you won't see so what if i do see them though no you won't if you do there's a hole in your no no

what happens is if that is true i've got snipers like in squid games and you both get shot why don't you set up like a little like um a pill holder so it's each segment yeah oh i've just found out a way

that you can bum oh please i'd like to know hole in the dummy in the dummy bum the dummy bum the dummy oh we could do bum me the person with the least

amount of spunk left in their dummy wins because you know what people are going to get like when they're camping oh no whoever gets the most spunk in the dummy

at the end wins oh backstab throughout you have to be spunking in the dummy the entire time yeah yeah spunk island

oh my god, I've just cooked up a new one! I just saw a moment in Reeves' eyes there when he was listening to that and it's like, fucking hell, I'm 30. What are we talking about? How did you analyse that? What's wrong with Spunk Island? Out of context, saying you get a spunk on a dummy is kind of...

It's not the best. Oh, I'm a baby's dummy. We can't all get fucking German influences, right? Some of us have to make do with what we get. Sometimes it's a dummy to the face. Sorry. Welcome to my talk. My name's Lewis.

I'm expecting massive things from this because you've had the most time to prepare. I've been doing other stuff. I made this quickly, but it's a good idea. He's too busy working, remember? No, that's not... As soon as it was in the chat, you were like... No, this is Beastmust.

All right, all right. It's Beastmust. Hi, guys guys my name's Lewis Borden from Backside Pitchside Fellow Studios this is my pitch

for a TV show I want to talk about what is TV missing bumming wheelies and bumming social skills first we have to have a look at

what do we already have bullshit television we have people making cakes yeah often why was his hair on top of the bandana can we go we have people making cakes yeah yeah often how's his hair on top and can we go we have people starting wars it's not it's not around the front of his head how's his

hair on top of his bandana what are you talking about that's on his scalp so we have people wearing a bandana what are you even talking about? Putin. I thought that was the answer. We have people making cakes and people starting wars. So the logical thing to do is to combine the two together to make the ultimate TV show. But you said what's missing. That's not missing.

They're both already... They need to be together. Right. Now I've been having to think about this and I think I've got an idea that's about to change telly forever. It's called the Great British Dictator. Okay? having to think about this and I think I've got an idea that's about to change telly forever. It's called The Great British Dictator.

Okay? So, meet the cast. Oh my God. Oh, this is my type of show. Is that Pablo Escobar? So, we have the classics. Fuck off, you got Paul Potts there.

You got the wrong one. Someone told me Paul Potts is one of the worst dictators. Yeah, yeah, he did. Yeah, one of the worst dictators so we got the classics which one is that you said Paul

Potter's a dictator so he's in the class so if you listen we have the classics there we have Vladimir Putin

we have newcomers like Donald Trump we have the OG Darth Vader we have Mike Ashley Nick Clegg the usual who's that. Who's the Stalin? We have Mike Ashley, Nick Clegg,

the usual. Mike Ashley, Nick Clegg? Who's that at the back? Stalin. That's Genghis Khan. Is it? Next to Hitler and Nick Clegg.

Who's the one next to Hitler? I believe that's Mussolini. The middle? No, that's Genghis Khan. Who's next to Paul Potts? Mussolini. Stalin. That's Stalin.

Who's the one in the middle? Mussolini. Kim Jong Il. No, he's not. Kim Jong Il. That is not Mussolini. Stalin. That's Stalin. Who's the one in the middle? Mussolini. Kim Jong-il. No, he's not. Kim Jong-il. That is not Mussolini at the bottom middle. It is.

Oh, yeah, it's Kim Jong-il. Yeah, Kim Jong-il. He might have some rivalry in the series. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who's Kim Jong-un iron up? Putin. Putin's fat ass

by the looks of it. He's not a cockroach. What did Darth Vader ever do? He's just a bad guy. I know what you're thinking. Why? Well, let me tell you. Each week, watch the world's most

awful people conquer the culinary world, taking the world's dictators out of the war room and into the kitchen. Dick-takers. Who can make the tastiest Victoria sponge? Me. Kim Jong-un. He's eating a burger. Or Nick Clegg. We're going to finally find

out, and one man will decide. He expected more laughs from that yeah it's Theodore Baker oh that is absolutely disgusting you're actually minging that isn't it so witness Theodore Baker eats out Mussolini's cherry bakewells why would you write it like that

that's Darth Vader though who's that in the background that's Stalin you get the gist will he dare critique Stalin's frosting watch all of this and more

in the great British dictate off that is my pitch you should grey hair off is that it by the way yeah the great British dictate off

we only said like four or five slides he's covering his arse because he's put the least effort I know that's a good idea with choices of great British

bake off presenters you could have put theo's face on why don't you you chose no field when matt lucas is literally right there also i don't want to be that guy but i can see quite a bit also can i just say you said you said we've got too much baking programs and then you create another one no no i said that's what we've been missing all you've done is have

baking and dictators together yeah imagine instead of the one you create Putin

is on the great British dictator two main flaws number one celebrity bake-off exists

yeah basically what you've done basically that yeah well is it really yeah

I've just got Darth Vader on the dictator number two half your cast is dead all fictional I said there was no limitations in this pitch they're dead yeah there's no limitations really. I've just got Darth Vader on the dictator. Number two, half your cast is dead. All fictional.

I said there was no limitations in this pitch. They're dead. Yeah, there's no limitations. This is my all-time greatest TV show. Yeah, but there

also has to be lots of... Sorry, you said... I'm sorry. You came up with an idea and said it's unlimited

budget and you stuck them back in the great fucking British Can you picture fucking Kim Jong-un fuming, he's really stressed, making his

red velvet cake and Theo's coming over like, he's really stressed making his red velvet cake and Theo's coming over like, how's it coming on Kim? Like, do you know what I mean? Like Stalin, like screaming at Theo. I think he forgot your flower Mussolini. Theo like, that's the best thing I've ever ate. Yeah, licking all the bowls.

Like that is- I can't actually judge this cause I've just eaten all the- This is the best thing I've ever tasted. It's all good. An adult hit. Adult hit. I've got poorly belly.

How would Paul Potts like do any baking? I've pulled my hamstring. What do you mean? He's not blind. He's blind? No, he's not. Why would Potts?

He keeps saying it. He's convinced he's blind when he's said this before. Mate, he took over a fucking... But Cheney is the blind one. Paul Potts is blind, mate. No, he's not. He's just got bad vision. He's not blind one. Paul Potts is blind, mate. No, he's not. He's just got bad vision.

He's not blind. Well, I mean... Hey, Siri. I think that's a fantastic twist. If that was on telly, I would watch that. You'd watch it. You wouldn't watch...

I have one question, though. Why were you not in the cast? Humble King. I was there. He saw me at the bath. Oh, yeah. Sorry, you look a little different there. So, should we vote five to one?

No, we've got Google if Paul Potter's blind he's not blind there's no point even searching he's not blind was Paul Potter blind so obviously

obviously Theo's faith so who are we putting in for my show is definitely better than Lewis's Bake Off you didn't even pick a show

he created the celebrity Bake Off considering how what would you rather watch what would you rather watch that's what this is about Sleeve Man what would you rather watch Sleeve Man you raised a good point I could have just Bakel yeah, I'd considering how much you watch Man what would you? Man we started making kids to watch weakest link

That is true Said Celebrity British back off. We've looked funny carry. Yeah, but they're just horrible people. Yeah. Yeah, that's amazing. Tell me. That's a weird TV show. Steve Man from Kev out of the Taliban prison. I'm sorry, I'll take sticks from all of these. What a superpower.

I'll take sticks from all these. You didn't even have a story. Imagine having a superpower that no matter the issue is always up his sleeve. It wasn't even about him, it was about Kev.

I'll give you fourth if you send me those photos. Yeah, I will. All right, cool. You're bottom. I think that's very harsh. I think the Dictator off is better than fucking Kev.

You just copied an already show. I think you have to go You copied my life. Because you don't have a show. You don't have a show. You didn't. You gave us a backstory. There's nothing that happened.

For that backstory And you went, who is Sleeveman? You said, who is Sleeveman? You're supposed to tell us. And you just said, find out.

I feel like they could You guys leading on to season two I told you season one but season one was nothing it wouldn't reach season two did he tell us

each individual scene in his show nobody explained how the show works all the scenes of Kevin's at school surely not considering my bottom

I created a whole universe but you didn't say each scene you got scenes of him at school getting his dream podcast job in Kabul

in Afghanistan him going over getting sent it's three years in prison we could do a show all about that's prison break no he didn't

escape from it himself did he Sleeve Man took him out sounds exactly way much more fun it sounds exactly like Iron Man 1 it does

you haven't given the plot of Iron Man 1 you don't even see how he escapes or anything no no no when he broke out with the wire cutter

I told you that I'm just gonna put it out there there's another Robert Downey Jr. called Kevin yeah I'm top two no I disagree

I will rip in what world am I not top two it's an original idea in my world I wouldn't be able to watch an ending where people eat dead people you wouldn't know

they're dead people you couldn't look but isn't it kind of like isn't it kind of thing people? You couldn't look at what he told me. Isn't it the kind of thing where you can't look away at the same time? No. I'd put George first and me second, personally. No. Don't you dare think yours is better than mine.

That's embarrassing. You don't honestly believe that. As an actual, like, genuinely, as an actual I would never watch a story that you... A superhero show... That you barely told us about. It's not even a story.

Tom, let's be real for a second, okay? A superhero show about Sleeve Man would do better than a fucking show about eating people. You don't have a story! But it's not about Sleeve Man. It's about Kevin. It's season one. It was called The Curious Tears of Kevin. So the show only gets good in season two, guys.

You have to stick through it. More of a reality show with real consequences. People will watch that. People are fighting lions, in fairness. Not having it from you. I'm not saying mine's the best, though. Also, that wouldn't ever get passed by a TV studio. No, there's no limitations.

There's no limitations, Pico. So you think killing people on TV... No limitations. There's no limitations. He's sucking off Kevin. I'm not... No one's sucking off Kevin.'m not no one's sucking off Kevin

it's blue Peter Peter do your okay as the guest do your rankings right yeah ranking bottom two

is between you two and I'm thinking do I do I give the creativity or the watchability

the oh yeah that's a good point he has come up with something because the the watchability? Oh, yeah. That's a good point, Gary. He has come up with something. Because the watchability is like, well, obviously people watch that. It's the interacting with Stalin. No, but because people do already watch that.

It probably kills them. Well, yeah, he said, what's it missing? The same show. Yeah, yeah. You said, what's going on? What's TV missing? They've got another bacon.

That already exists. They've got another bacon. They've got another bacon. Do I not get credit for like the name? No. You like a pun. Mine was a pun. Yours isn't very creative at all.

The Great British Dick Tate Off. I prefer the Great British Dick Tate In. Oh. Oh, they could have shagged. They could have shagged the cakes. Or it could have been like Love Island. You could have made cakes to shag and the best, the most shaggable cake wins. See, there's something

that's a bit different from Bake Off. Yeah. All right. We'll give you the floor. Please don't pick me last. I feel like something may occur here that nobody thought was humanly possible.

I think Don't. Theo is not last. I think that Lewis has to take last spot for just rebranding the bacon. Yeah, it is crazy that you came up with this entire segment and the best you could come up with was putting famous historical figures

making cake. I've got Stalin, Hitler getting angry. Imagine Theo being. I've got Stalin Hitler. Imagine Theo being like, oh, that's dry Hitler. And he's like, ah! And he's like, actually, it's really good. No, no, no, we don't deny the show would be good, but it's like me going, what have we got too much of?

Reality TV. So what I want is Big Brother with all the world leaders in. It's not very original, is it? And I mean, also, there's a distinct lack of bumming in yours, which isn't... By the way, like, it's not very original, is it? And I mean, also there's a distinct lack of bumming in yours, which isn't... By the way, Tom,

I forgot to tell you, Kevin, when he got taken out of prison, he actually bummed Sleeve Man. Theo's his fourth. You're not gonna, no, you can't do that. Sleeve Man bummed Kevin as well.

You can't do that. And then, do you know how he beat all the Taliban? He bummed them all. This isn't fair. You've had just, you bitch.

You can't bribe me now. He bummed all the Taliban. You can't bribe... Pardon? You bummed all the Taliban. You can't bribe... Pardon? You did. Or you do Ninja Warrior crossed with the judges from Bargain Hunt

and see how they get on the course. You could do Jungle Run on Epstein's Island. Sorry, that's basically what mine is. Anyway. Okay, I think... Who's four?

Theo, I think I'm going to have to give you four. Get that off the screen. No, keep it on. Why does he look so innocent? And caressing the ball so gently. Is that just a generic photo? That's not...

It's typed in fellatio on images. Look at it, he's caressing the ball. Don't include yourself, because I think we agree, yours is unanimously the best. Is that a real photo? So you've got to decide out of those four. I do think, though,

in terms of an actual show, Reeves is quite an interesting... It's like In Time, but with hair. Would you watch it though? That's exactly... Yeah, it's like In Time, but with hair.

So actually, it's not very original. Not very original at all, actually. Ooh, have I just... Have you just copied... It is In Time with hair. Wait, what's In Time? Basically, your life's judged by...

Time. Time. So you can spend time. Oh, that one where it's on there? Justin Timberlake. Justin Timberlake. Yes. He's copied a show.

Oh. Creativity in the bottom. Maybe Theo's second. Oh my God, have I scraped it? Well, no, second out of his four. Yeah. Not Jordan. I think...

I think I'm going to have to give... Reeve third. As if. And then... How was this? You created a lovely universe. But it's boring, mate. We want to see sex,

drugs and rock and roll. I do hate to give it to you because I can't believe it's allowed Tom. What's fucking wrong and I can't do what's the worst thing in the world and then just put as much of it

into a PowerPoint yeah would you watch it no I don't think I would don't lie you'd probably go on it

400 grand you fucking sell out sorry selling out for 100 grand is like yeah I don't know I don't know. Very decent. I don't want to carry on.

I just had a go at it with George for no reason. What was it about? When did you win a hundred grand? Oh, he's just brought up the island. Sorry. Have you ripped off the island? No, I haven't. How can I have ripped off the...

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. So, are you telling me there's only two original ideas? Me and George? No, sorry. Which part of mine is ripped off? The everything. How's his... He's just copied Blue Peter, but with co ideas. No, sorry. Which part of mine is ripped off? The everything. How's his?

He's just copied Blue Peter, but with cocks. Mine's the only original idea. No, yours is not. You didn't even do a TV show. You did a story. Yours is the only original idea because nobody would ever believe. There was no element of TV show there. A TV show is a story, pal.

Oh my God, you didn't see a story. You give us a series of pal. Oh my God, you didn't see a story. You give us a series of about four or five facts and they didn't intertwine at all. And the story's about Sleeve Man, but it's called The Curious Case of Kevin. Yeah. So how does that make sense when Kevin's the fucking guy going to Kabul?

And he made this big thing about Kevin's name changing to Kev. So? Name doesn't do anything to it. It's not called The Curious to it. It's not called The Curious Case of Water White. It's not called

Drug Bad, is it? So? No, but it's not called Breaking Walter White and then the whole thing's about Jesse Pinkman. It's like Avengers, alright?

It's about the Avengers, you fucking idiot. Yeah, but Spider-Man's in there, he's not an Avenger. He is! Not the others. What? Yeah. He's in there, he's not an Avenger. He is! Not the others. What?

Yeah. He's in the Avengers as he gets to be an Avenger. So Andrew Garfield, Spider-Man is an Avenger, is it? What? I love how Theo says something completely wrong. Andrew Garfield and Spider-Man are in the Avengers. They're not even owned by the same company. Yeah, but how is he in the film?

He's not in the Avengers. He's not in the Spider-Man. Yeah, but that's in Spider-Man. That's not in the Avengers. He's a part of Avengers. Yeah, in the other company. Yeah, but how was he in the film? He's not in the Avengers. He's not in the Spider-Man. Yeah, but that's in Spider-Man. He's in Spider-Man. That's part of Avengers. Yeah, in the other film. It's all a universe.

I've created a universe. No, you haven't. You've told us that. Who's to say Sleeve Man doesn't fucking join the Avengers? You've told us two made-up stories

are two made-up people and then gone bye for season two. All I hear is jealousy about Sleeve Man. It's kind of cringe. But it's a superhero show where the superhero comes in at the fucking end.

He comes in to let someone out of a prison. Just for like maybe like 20... Yeah, with wire cutters. Yeah, I just want to read it. Fuck me. What a superhero. The problem we had was we grew too quick. So the show outgrew itself so fast.

So it turned into a movie and then into a franchise and then into a clunker. Not ten people would watch that in the world. What I don't get is why you've got a superhero, he can pull anything he wants out of his sleeves to be able to get out of prison.

And he goes but he doesn't need to be a superhero to do that. Just a DIY handyman That rolls up with some He goes to B&Q beforehand He's just got really Like handy sleeves

He can do everything Everything I'll show you Just one example I wish I could put A time machine On my sleeve And tell you

Just tap your shoulder And go Do that a little bit better Yeah Think it for a little bit more I think it's a sleeping giant Personally It's fucking shit

Make sure you let us know In the comments Which team Ranked the shores Because I don't think I'm more. I think it's a sleeping giant, personally. It's fucking shit. Make sure you let us know in the comments which team ranked the shores, because I don't think I'm actually last. I think Dick Tate off. No, but you definitely are. He's ripped off tight. We'll keep going around in circles.

Or he's the third most watchable, but it's not original. Do you think it's beast mode? It's pretty beast mode. You've put too much emphasis on the title and not actually on the title. The idea is sort of... It's almost like he's worked backwards from the title.

Yeah, I definitely started at the title. Yeah idea sort of lived and died there. It's almost like he's worked backwards from the title. Yeah, definitely started at the title. Yeah. Well, thank you guys so much for watching. That has been, what's it called? What's that segment called?

Pitch It. Pitch It. Pitch It. Which was a segment on our other podcast. Can I watch that as well? You've watched the show loads so you know Gaz Gobbles, yeah?

Oh, yeah, big time. He definitely doesn't. So basically, it's the classic two headlines are real, one's fake. We have to find the fake one but we work as a team. But it's more of a game of definitely doesn't. So basically, it's the classic two headlines are real, one's fake. We have to find the fake one, but we work as a team.

But it's more of a game of bluff. Yeah. If anything, talking from experience, I want to tell you as an expert, don't listen to any of the headlines. It's about playing the Tom. Playing the Tom.

You're playing Tom. And also, I've seen a comment actually, which I want to raise the use. Someone did analysis on Gaz Gobbles and out of all the games we played, you have been correct about the answer once with your original opinion.

I've been correct three times. Theo's never been correct. And three times has said that the correct answer is definitely true because you've seen a headline or whatever. And someone did actual breakdown analysis. I've been correct this whole time, Sam. Yeah.

My favourite thing Theo does is say something really stupid. He thinks he's cooked and goes, yeah. Yeah, I told them. Anyway. People are quiet doesn't mean you would be cooked. Makes you think that, doesn't it?

Yeah, yeah. He's done it again. Most of your points Do make us think Because they make no fucking sense Right I'm thinking about a nice Um Jack

They now sell it So basically In series In series one That's relevant isn't it George In series one I beat them 5-1

No Are we winning this series two though No I don't know Series two But in series two I'm doing specific stories So like Last week was a sport.

This week, it's about aeroplanes. Oh. So all three stories are to do with the flying tins in the air. So the first headline is, couple forced to sit next to dead body for hours on Qatar flight. Oh, I've seen that one.

Here he goes again. Genuinely. It's bad. Really sad, actually. Sorry, can we give him a minute? Can we give Theo a minute? Were you on that flight? He's just an empath.

He feels emotions quite strongly for people. Right. Pilot ejects from flight, leaving passengers to autopilot their own landing. Well, that's not entirely correct, though, is it? Can I read the headlines? Then you can ask me questions about them, can't you? The autopilot thing. You're probably seeing the issue we normally come to.

By the way, they do autopilot landings, yes. Oh, so it's okay you ejected them weren't it yeah why is that an headline and the final one aeroplane forced to make U-turn

due to diarrhea incident oh I'm okay so the other two I was joking but I swear the diarrhea thing

did happen and it was actually quite big news and there was videos all over Twitter all about it when but how why within the year guys i think we're making a mistake off the bat let's forget the headlines it's a b or c what did you say we didn't know we're not doing no it doesn't matter it's just whenever uh yeah this is like three years ago when did the the diagram was three years ago yeah yeah i think that's true.

You just said it was within a year. I had no idea about dates. I don't remember anything. Guys, he said someone died on a plane. But do you not... I think that was it. Why would diarrhea mean somebody has to turn the plane around? It became a hazard.

Well, you can ask questions, George. Sean, did it become like a hazard? That's why they weren't allowed to open the door. It was so bad. The Delta Airlines Airbus had a set time on the evening. I said, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Buying himself time.

Came like a biohazard or something. Yes, it did. Why are you giving him answers? It became a biohazard, so they had to turn around. This is the mind game, because now it looks like he's saying that because Thiel said it, but it might actually be the case. How does diarrhea become a biohazard, though?

Well, we saw you... From Spain to Atlanta. Was it done in the toilet? I'm not sure where the feces landed. After a lengthy... What was it started in the toilet? Shit. So did it come...

Yeah, was it... There was an onboard medical emergency causing a messy trail of diarrhoea left behind by a struggling passenger. Oh, okay. That makes more sense. You know how does it become a biohazard? It happened in this very building by him. Oh, yeah.

Not poo. I threw up. But I thought I cleaned it up. You threw up. Didn't clean up. I did, no. So I'll ponder something. They're like, there's a biohazard in there.

Does it? They're having to get like the... Does it not have to take at least a little while for it to become diarrhoea it's pretty bad because it's contagious

as well remember man that's contagious what diarrhoea's not from the poo what how's diarrhoea contagious it's not going airborne

to get diarrhoea to take out the whole plane that's why when you get diarrhoea or you've been sick you're not allowed to touch it you're not allowed to do your shift

at McDonald's oh god that's what I've been doing wrong you're not allowed to do your shift at McDonald's. Oh God, that's what I've been doing wrong. You're not allowed to do your shift at McDonald's because of hand contact.

It's not airborne. If a person has diarrhea, if a person has diarrhea, it doesn't contain it. But it's only if you

touch. If I farted and had diarrhea, yous aren't going to catch diarrhea. You understand that? And they're breathing it in the air. Yeah, that's the issue. It's not airborne. This is what I'm saying. Its aren't going to catch diarrhea. You understand that? Yeah. And they're breathing it in the air.

Yeah. That's the issue. It's not airborne. This is what I'm saying. It's contact. I'm called airborne. Also, it can make people throw up

and the whole plane starts throwing up and everyone's shitting and throwing up. Right. So the diarrhea one currently sounds fairly plausible.

Someone was trying to get to the toilet, shit down the aisle and then... Yeah. Sometimes you can't get into the toilet. It's kind of like

someone's always fucking... It was an eight hour delay as well, apparently. Oh, it's awful. Bless them. The first one was a couple were forced to sit next to a dead body.

How did the person die? Was it a heart attack, Tom? Stop giving... I think it was a heart attack, yeah. Why'd you do this? They weren't dead prior to the flight or died on the flight.

I fucking doubt it. I believe what happened, Tom, correct me if I'm wrong here, he had a heart attack on the plane, died, and obviously they had to make an emergency landing, so they're stuck next to it. Will you let him tell us what the news article is? What are you doing?

Isn't that correct? No. They did the whole journey. Did he have an oxygen mask on? They did the whole 10-hour journey. They were travelling from Melbourne to Doha en route to Italy. At what point did he die?

The woman... It was a woman, actually. How long was the flight? Oh, 10 hours. Why is it making news then? Oh, what was it? We're from Melbourne to Doha. That's what it said.

If I went the other way around the earth. That's funny, isn't it? 16-hour flight, Tom. It says 10 hours. Am I about to win behind them? Yeah. Nope, that's impossible. It is possible.

It cannot be six hours from when. Did they not say they were on Concorde? Right, so that one's false. No, it's not. What did they die of? I literally did Melbourne to Doha. Unfortunately, the lady couldn't be saved, which is pretty heartbreaking to watch.

Mr. Ring told Australia's current affair program. We've got him. They tried to wheel her up. They tried to wheel her up to watch business class, but she was quite a large lady, so they couldn't get her through the aisle. We've got him. So she was just stuck next to them.

She died in her seat because she was so fat, they couldn't move her. It's a 16-hour flight from Melbourne to Doha. would so okay it's a 16 hour flight from Melbourne to Doha forget that so I'm sat there that's a major detail

it is to be fair and that's how we cracked him on the golf one because he said 14 miles I'm sitting right I'm sat there on the plane right

I'm sat there on the plane I have a nice spare seat I'm quite buzzing and they just wheel up a fucking dead lady place an extra and say yeah just take

care of her no no no she was there she died in a seat she died in a seat are you listening you don't listen at all so why can't I move they weren't just wheeling the seats weren't wheeling just tick ever. No, no, no. She was there. She died in a seat. No, she died in a seat. Are you listening? You don't listen at all. So why can't I move?

They weren't just wheeling the seats. We're wheeling the trolley. Any drinks or snack? Oh, you've got a dead person by the way. I'll take the dead lady, please. Can I have her next to me?

So there's no seats on the entire plane. Apparently not. Guys, that could happen, you know. If all the seats are ticked and someone dies, that could happen.

Yeah, logically, we got the right one last week. Let's not be dum-dums. What's number two again? Number two is... Are we trying to guess the real headline? The pilot ejects from a commercial flight. Can you even eject from a commercial flight?

I don't know. Yeah, well, I don't know why a commercial pilot would eject a seat because... Yeah, it's... Also, if they left that you could see if they did leave via an exit it'd be...

Why did... Why did the pilot leave? What do you mean by commercial pilot? Flying from New York to London and only an hour away

from landing apparently ejected himself from the cockpit. Why? How the fuck do you do that? I don't know. How do you do that from the cockpit?

Obviously he's dead so they don't know. Into the plane. Oh. No, I don't mean like an eject't be ejected off the cockpit. Obviously he's dead so they don't know. Into the plane. Oh. No, I don't mean like an ejected, like an ejection. Oh, you mean like

he left. He resolved his duties of being pilot and went to the plane. Yeah, he jumped out the plane. And die. Can't just jump out

the plane. You can't do that. I don't, I don't know. He just says he, well, I don't know. He just says he ejected himself. I don't know what ejected means. But maybe you,

B.A.? No, BS. Ah. No. Ah. Or just, ah. It doesn't, it's got the flight number, but it hasn't got- What's the flight number?

74251. 74251. That's way too long. That's not a flight number. That's not too long. That's not a flight number. What? That's way too long.

Is there no numbers in there? It'd be like BA001. Yeah, and then the letters. It just said 74251. Guys, that's not a flight number. But now he's got two fake stories. No, it's these fucking trousers. You always wear them.

No, I've got like four pairs. Can you just change the number? What's the number? I've made the number up, but there isn't a number. What the fuck did you make up? Because there's no details of the plane. Hang on a second. Wait a second.

That means it must be a lie. It can't be. It has to be. Are you lying about a true story? Unless he's lying about a true story. How do you eject from the plane? Are you allowed to then start lying about the truth? You can't lie about the true story.

No, I haven't. Making up details about true stories. Also, if that is a true story, he's just talking about looks on the true one. How do we have a different story the integrity of the show

has gone out the window that's why I've told you I was logging oh no he's getting forced

it's an asterisk season already it's a mind game okay so guys chances are no no he's

he's wanting us to do that he's wanting us to think that he's wanting us to think that he's intentionally I reckon

that isn't a lie that is the flight number but he's telling us a lie to make it seem like he's not

he's not he's not I'm saying it is he's not he said two different numbers

when he said it back to back I made a number he said 74251 and then

742521 that's why I quickly retracted and said, no, I can't lie. Yeah. You're reading too much into that. That number is not a real number.

Yeah. That's the lie, that one. It has to be. Otherwise, he's just lying on the true stories. Unless the title reads eject, but it does mean he left the toilet

out of the cockpit. But he wouldn't go to the toilet for so long that the passengers then need to land the plane. He got locked in the cockpit. Out the cockpit. But he wouldn't go to the toilet for so long that the passengers then need to land the plane. He got locked in the toilet. Oh, and the work around there is, oh, do you mind just doing it? Yeah, I don't think that's what eject means.

And the diary one, they just landed the plane. That's the story. No, that's a turn and go back. Yeah, they went back to the original. That's fine. I feel like that's true. I feel like that could be true. Can I ask you,

just as a thing for us to know, in recent ones, he's been a bit out there with his lies and we've caught him out a few in a row. So it is not crazy to think that the one that seems

really realistic might be fake because he said himself he's going to have to rethink his game plan. But the first one, what did you say the first one? Yeah, you know if someone dies on a plane,

that's a medical emergency. You land the vehicle as soon as possible. I'm talking about the diarrhea one. Reeve, what's the first one? Dead person. But if someone's dead on a plane or someone dies on a plane, that's a medical emergency. You land the vehicle as soon as possible. I'm going to borrow the diary one. Reeve, what's the first one? Dead person. But if someone's dead on a plane or someone dies on a plane, you land the plane immediately.

But I'm saying the diary one sounds impossible. And they've also miraculously done 10 hours instead of 16 hours. I don't know if you do land the plane immediately. I'm sure you do. If someone dies. But if they're just dead, like there's no getting them back. Oh, shit. Yeah, you may as well

jump delay my holiday from a heart attack before well we can't save him just carry on or her I don't know it's what she would have wanted we had to land in

well the issue is we've got a detail that's wrong about A and a detail that's wrong about B because he lied I think the diary is fake because it's the most plausible no

it's the most plausible so it's fake that's such an awful way to go about it though but that's what he's doing. No I understand but I'm in his head.

He's not getting crazy this week. I had to do an emergency landing in Canada once from a heart attack. Yeah exactly. That's what I mean.

You had a heart attack. I wasn't flying the plane or I wasn't having a heart attack. Yeah it's serious medical emergencies you have to go around the planet.

We went to LA and we landed it was snowing everywhere. I was like... Lads, what are we going for? What do you reckon? New insight on the segment. I want to ask more questions about the dead person.

How old is she? I'm really conflicted here because... Diarrhoea. If B is true, why has he made a number up? He doesn't say. But then I don't think he looked too much into that. But if he doesn't say

he could have just said oh there's no number on the article. Because the true ones you don't need to think you have read them. That's badass. He doesn't say

how old she was. Yeah if he's reading an article he'd just say oh it doesn't say in the article. You two have just went beast mode. I'm convinced on B.

Is that not the diary one though? No diary C. Doesn't say. It was the rings who sat next to us. Tom, don't worry. You've been rumbled. What? Well, we all agreed it's B, no?

Which one's B? I can't get over that. I feel like, but what if he did it on purpose, man? That's what I'm saying. If he did it on purpose, that's foul play. No, he. I feel like, you know, if he did it on purpose, that's foul play. No, he didn't.

It's not because I retracted it. You think Tom Garrett's a foul player? No, he didn't because he would have assumed that that would have been okay if we just carried on and go, oh, okay, fair enough. But that's a fine play.

But he retracted it. Yeah, because I knew I'd lie. There you go. I have integrity. There you go. So it's not foul play. So you presume that's a true one? I think diarrhea.

No. I feel that's the most realistic of three. So you presume that's a true one? I think diarrhea. No. I feel that's the most realistic of the three. You said that one wasn't true. It was true. I don't know what I think. Yeah, evidently. So grounding a plane for a medical emergency, diarrhea included, that makes sense.

If it is a biohazard. That's right. They didn't ground it. They turned back round and went home. Emergency landing then. Sorry, that's what I'm implying. No, it wasn't. It was like a full flight back. They were halfway there and turned round. Emergency landing then. Sorry, that's what I'm implying. No, it wasn't. It was like a full flight back.

They were halfway there and turned round. He was so good as always. We don't want you. You have to go back. I don't get the eject one still. Yeah, I don't either. Why use the term eject when the only thing in terms of planes... It obviously means a button, doesn't it?

And he ejected out the top. That's not a real thing in a commercial plane, surely. That's the only thing that eject means in planes, surely. That's the only thing that eject means in planes. That's the only, that's the thing that you'll... It wasn't like,

the article didn't say he abstained from flying and then left. The main point that makes that article like something you click on, even if it is

clickbait in the article to say eject, in the article it would then say... Oh, he just left and sat down in there. Yeah, yeah, true. And he's not said that yeah we're gonna have to make a vote it would explain the yeah that's good logic and i like that okay make a vote don't make me go first it doesn't say in the article uh what it might do later on i'm not

reading the whole article i that seems like we what What the hell? What are you asking for? I can tell you. What does the eject part mean? Yeah, what does it mean? It doesn't reference the eject part per se. Don't call me that. But...

Per se, patrol. I honestly... Let me read it. Yeah, it would help. I feel like that is a fairly useful bit of information for that story. Did the pilot eject

from the plane yesterday? No, I'm not reading that bit. Yeah, yeah. An hour before landing, Captain Henderson abstained from landing. That's the word I just used. Oh, that's crazy, isn't it? That is mental. That is crazy.

I want to say now he can pick and choose parts of the article that he wants to say. I can't read the whole thing because I... He's just copying what I just said. because, like... He's just copywriting. It's like... It's a bit silly, isn't it? I'll give you snippets. It's a bit silly. That's the main part of the article that you want to know about. No, no, I'll give you snippets.

But actually, you've got to think, I'm also trying to make you think they're all lies. It's game of bluff. Do you know what I mean? I'm bluffing you. I can't give you too much. We do have to make a vote, though. It's been going on for too long now.

Right, lads. It's as clear as day for me. Is he allowed to lie in the article section? I don't give you too much. We do have to make a vote though. It's been going on for too long now. Right, lads. It's as clear as day for me. Is he allowed to lie in the article section? I don't know the rules. No, he's not. If the title's real, is he allowed to lie

in the article section? Not in the true one. He wants us to think it's me. The only one I can't lie on is the true one. The other two, I can say what the fuck I want. Oh, there's two that are lies.

There's two true ones. Oh, sorry. Sorry, in the two true ones. What is happening? Well, I'm obviously not double bluffing you because there's two true ones. Oh, sorry. Sorry, in the two true ones... What is happening? Well, I'm obviously not double bluffing you because there's only one that's false. He's just used abscind, which is the word I've used, and it just so happens that it appeared on the article.

But you are smart, and so is probably the writer. You both said Kevin. No, that's too... You both said Kevin. That's too circumstantial that he's just... I don't like B. Okay, Reeve, cast your first vote.

I'm going to go B. Which is what? The one that he lied about the plane flight. Plane guy. Well, they're dead. They're all planes. The ejection. Ejection.

Oh, the plane one. George? Oh, yeah, the plane one. I'm telling you, if you know the way Tom's mind works, it's C. Whichever. C? Definitely C. I'm thinking you, if you know the way Tom's mind works, it's C. All right, which one am I at? C? Definitely C. I'm thinking

A, just because of the eject thing. That's B. Not A. That's B. Which one's the eject? You're going for the eject one. That was B, wasn't it?

Yeah, B. Yeah? Join me. You know, he's playing it safe. If I say the Melbourne one or the C

B wins almost yeah well no if you say C he's a C with him yeah so I'm gonna go with I'm gonna go with the majority I'll go with you guys

can we just say statistically I'm always right on this game ejection I'll go ejection you're not because you cover all bases so the people that are doing these stats for you the person who did that was

the first thing that you said that you were going with I'm just saying diarrhea is the one so are we in snaps for you... No, the person who did that was the first thing that you said that you were going with. I'm just saying diarrhea is the one. So are we in? We locked in? You have to trust. If it's anything... If it's the Doha one, I'll be fuming because it's the wrong time.

But he shouldn't be allowed to lie about the true one. Yeah, I know, but maybe... You've allowed that to cloud your judgment, young one. Just reveal it. Okay, so... I can't be arsed. He gets so fucking smug. The guitar flight...

Pisses me off. With the dead body. That's true. Yeah. It said 10 hours. I don't know. Is that just because there's no saving the passenger

so you just carry on? The article literally says they were travelling from Melbourne to Doha en route to Italy when a woman walked out of the toilet and collapsed

near their row. Oh, about 10 hours into the journey sorry 15 hour flight I didn't mean that that was a genuine mistake okay

but we didn't say that one though no we didn't say that one so you're good on that one oh you twat oh so no but so wait we have to take this

as a face value because he strung us along saying the baseball I knew it was diarrhea no no no no no no I said diarrhea because he strung us along saying the baseball one was... I knew it was diarrhea. No, no, no. No, no, no. I said diarrhea. Whatever happens now has to be the true one.

Like, okay. Not a fucking five minutes later and you go, I was just joking. You got it. Those people are just sitting next to that dead boy for five hours. That's crazy. That's beast mode. The diarrhea story. Oh, yeah.

I can't be arsed he's true yeah great intuition Lewis great intuition we all got there as a team devils

I could not just say you fucked me with this because you I had my two real stories and when I said when we started early I was finding a new story I was finding i didn't fuck

you you've had no no i haven't because i've had to do my fucking he would have got it completely wrong anyway don't worry about it but and then i'm reading it and listen listen to it right in bizarre turn of events a commercial airline flight from new york to london took an unexpected detail when the pilot ejected himself citing himself, citing extreme boredom as his reason. Yeah. I don't even think it's possible to open the airlock on a plane. Apparently, key witnesses said, he left a note on his seat reading,

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