Back Side - Lewis Called Out By PDC, Ranking Our TOP Christmas Movies & Should These Traditions Be BINNED?

Episode Date: December 18, 2025

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Welcome to a new episode of Backside with me, Reeve, Theo Baker, Tom Garrett and Lewis Bowden. If you haven't already hit follow, why not tap it right now for new episodes every week. And if you want to see more Backside, catch us on YouTube, TikTok and Instagram where all you have to do is search Backside. Let's get into it. Yeah! He did it! Oh, was that your mum's euphemism for Santa's big cleaning out my point? Oh, my God.

What are the best Christmas movies? Is Harry Potter a Christmas movie? Oh, I don't like Christmas. It's shit. What is it? Christmas. What? We never have it, so I don't know what it is.

Ah! Every time! Jimmy whooo, Jimmy Woof. Oh my God, I'm in hell. I'm in hell. You're the stupidest little boy of Evermet. I'm not scared of planes because I'm like, if anything goes wrong, I'm dead.

So it's like, there's no, what could, like, that is kind of the risk you take. I actually think it's always, I don't know if I said a level of ego, but I was like, oh, it's not gonna happen to me. Everyone thinks that there, don't they? Yeah. Like, I'd be scared.

No, but in that moment, I was like, oh, whatever, it's not gonna happen to me. I'd be much, I'd be much more scared in like, I'm much more scared of car crashes because I'm like, I could just be, like, paralyzed. In a plane, I'm dead. Anyway, welcome back to Backside. Merry Shipmess.

Hey, Merry shitmas, Santa Clock. It's December. I fucking love Christmas so much. Oh, you fucking do. You're not putting that on, aren't you? Tom, what do you love about that? Oh, put your hat on Christmas.

I'll just, we went through this last time, and then you went, I was being actually serious. I think there for you, by the way. Throughout today, I don't know what they are. Oh. They were left on your seat. So maybe it's some sort of thing. I don't think they are. Oh.

There's nothing on there. Oh, sorry, yes. Theo. Oh. It is time for you to do your world record attempt. Me? Your world record attempt is, how fast can you... Eat a donut?

No. How fast... Eat your pizza? No. Already eating, by the way. It's crazy. How fast can you drink a point of bleach? Oh.

But you have to stay silent for the rest of the episode after. Bring the bleach in. Would you die? Yes. Yes. Yeah, you pretty... It's like acid. It burns up.

Yes. You would die. You die. Would you look in your stomach? No, you'd die. You'd die, like. You'd just burn from the inside. No, I just walk it off.

I wonder, I don't wonder what it's here's like, but. If you could, what's your, like, what's the worst way, you, Burning alive. The one way you wouldn't want to die. Burning alive. Getting, get, uh, lying, buried alive, man. What about, what's worse? Burning alive or boiling alive.

Oh, God. Statement. Oh, I think, I think some of like the, the old tall. Watcher technique might have been the worst. Growning is pretty bad as well. Yeah, I mean, yeah. Peaceful, though, isn't it? Oh, yeah, really peaceful.

Yeah, but I'm better of burning and be like, I can't, that doesn't, it doesn't, it doesn't, it doesn't, it doesn't, it doesn't, it doesn't, like, hurt. I mean, they're all pretty fucking bad. Yeah, I mean, dying in general isn't great. No, the old, like, torture techniques they used to do. Maybe, maybe getting your skin peeled off before they even. That's what they used to do?

Or the ones where it was like the knuckle crackers or the bowl crackers and that. Type, can you type in please? Ball crackers? Can you type in police? It's the worst ever torture techniques. There was that one. Do you remember the one that I spoke about before? It's Christmas, mate.

They used to tie you up. And slowly stretch you. No, no, no. They used to tie you up. Put you on like, put you on like, um, some sort of thing on, like a contraption on the water, but cover you in honey or whatever.

And then see you just get bitten and bitten. And then once it's all gone, they put more honey on you, so you just keep getting like chewed and bitter. Yeah, by insects and shit, mate. How fox is that? And you just can't move. Olden days are.

pretty horrible, isn't it? Checking you to survive in the medieval... Oh, that's fucking weird. How long would you survive? If you went back to medieval time now, how long would survive? I kill myself. Where am I getting dropped in? What's my landing zone?

Heva Castle. Where? Heva Castle. Yeah, where's that in relation in the UK? East Sussex. Okay. Maybe West Sussex. Like a grill, like a pig.

I'm a spit buyer. Do you fair, in the medieval times, if you were bored, rich, you had a good life. It's like all the Romans. They're all gay, wouldn't they? Drawing and caught a quarter was real. Yeah, sexuality, yeah, fluid sexuality wasn't. It wasn't a thing back then. Yeah.

What type of torture would you use if I was the one getting killed? Oh my god, I've got so many. I thought. Can we do all of them? Can we do all of them? You can only choose one. Do you know what I'd do? I'd do the, the... You don't want to kill me too quickly, you know what I mean? Single water drop method.

Oh god, that's cool. But instead it's come. What? Sorry. You know, you ever see the one, you get a knife, and you put it there. I don't want to think about that. I don't think about that. I don't think about that. And you got like this.

Oh, you'd really do that, Timmy Theo. And then I take it out, and I'll do the next finger. Is that, is that what you guys do at your family Christmas? What, knife are nails? The paella, the yellow paella meat, oh, that's the babble. That's the, that's the one that angel wings, isn't it? What? And they pull the ribs out at the back and they don't like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And they turn them into like wings, don't they? And then, oh, that's it. That's the scafism, go down, that's what I'm on about. Read it out, read it out, read it out. So, uh, oh, no, I don't want to deal. So they were trapped between two boats or in a hollowed out. tree trunk, yeah, this is the one, and force-fed milk and honey.

Yeah. That part doesn't sound so bad, but the milk and honey diet eventually caused horrible diarrhea, which stayed within the wooden enclosure. The unfortunate condemned was smeared with more milk and honey and left out in the sun or near still water, where bugs would be attracted to the muck and rot and

sweetness. The person would inevitably die either of dehydration, exposure, or biting skinned. I got a question, I was like, do know what, do you know when they had the justice system? improved since you know when you had the meeting right and they're having like right lads so what we're going to do with e- not ecz um what we're going to do with ego what we're going to do like he's got two names in your head he's a bad lad he's a bad lad he's a bad lad and like the guy

comes in is that lads i've got it this is what we'll do like what the fuck are they having these meetings for creativity to be fair i know but like they could put that into science or making fire yeah is everyone excited for christmas i am i did you got all you christmas presents ready no no almost i mean i know i know we do we do kind of live a life of luxury absolutely yeah we we don't we don't really have I really don't I don't want we don't have many breaks in terms of like like in turn no even if one one of us may go away for a week something but Christmas he's actually a time where we just do nothing for like a good week yeah so I think it's it's a good and we've had a big

year yeah we've done a lot of so thank you everyone and thank you thank you we do have long days, I understand we're not on site, we're not doing, but... Guys, sometimes a tyrant to entertain millions every day. Gosh, I mean, like yesterday I had to fucking drive three hours

to play golf all days. Oh, God. Fuck it. I mean, we do, I think we do miss out a lot with our friends because we also tend to film when they're off. Yeah, but maybe it's definitely gone home.

They have more days off. It's more family I miss out and I think is because we, especially if the streams, it's um it's social it's insociable social hours yes that makes sense but also it's a fucking privileged life yeah oh yeah 100% i'm not i'm not i'm not moaning one bit and it's probably easy for me because i still live back home so yeah for me it is like because when i do happen to go home it's hard over weekends but then all it's never on a weekend and all my mates where we're mates are free and if it's midweek then none of them can come out play golf and yeah we move

the stream from saturday to sunday which means now i can't go to my family uh we i think we can still do Saturday now, by the way. I don't think it's happening until the new year. Oh, right. Oh, I've rearranged my weekend, but that's fine. Oh, that'd be amazing. It means like that's my family Christmas dinner. That's okay.

My family still love it. Yeah. I think, I think they're going to do it in the new year because it's too, too short notice. Cool, cool, cool. But yeah, I just love, I just love Christmas. I do love Christmas. I also love Christmas. I know, you all, you all call me fucking...

But it's a reason for everyone to meet up with people that haven't seen him forever. Yeah, it's a mandatory reason. Oh, I've got an issue, actually. You've got me, me. On Christmas Eve, me and, I know, not Christmas, this Friday, I mean, my boys were going to play Christmas golf. You know, like a golf, you know, go and play golf. Yeah, yeah.

Is that called Christmas golf or is you just golf? Now that's Christmas paddle. Oh, that's, what's the Christmas bit for? Which I'm, I'm, that's dressed up. No. So you know, in Christmas jumpers, it's not, you're using, you're using tree bark. Yeah. We're using fur trees as paddle rackets.

Yeah. I just look, I can't, wait. When's our last day film in 20? 20 seconds. Yeah, so then... Getting first trim back, man. I'm going to be so drunk for, like, a week and a half. Yeah. How drunk?

So, dream. What time is your first drink on Christmas Day? And what is it? A books for his soon as we go off. Buck's vis, yeah, yeah. At breakfast. My dad'll have a pork pie and books for his bread. Oh, yeah. I don't eat pork pie, but...

Breakfast are champions. Can I... I think my taste buds are changing, boys. I've started to, like... Everything? Pink, like prosceco? Like, prececo? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. We had this discussion.

before, didn't me, about, and again, don't understand that of touch. When you have good Prosecco and good champagne and, oh, I'm, I'm, I'm coming over to the, this is a tenor from Tesco. I am joining the side that he's on about, though, because I previously, I didn't actually enjoy champagne, but the more I've, when you have good champagne, more I've actually, it goes back that water, yeah. It's so, but like, wine, that's why it's more expensive. A nice glass of wine that is true. But you know, you know, you know the Proseca bottles at Tesla? They always have an offer like a tenor. They're like a little bit, crisp, they look christly, but they're not. Yes

Yeah Like white one and a pink one Yeah Yeah yeah Yeah They are unreal Yeah they're not real Yeah they're not

Yeah they're not Get a bottle down my neck Oh Oh what do you So One of our traditions Is my dad Always get like a really nice

bottle of red one And I'll bring a bottle A red one We'll be like Oh what Which one's better What do you drink On Christmas Day

Well my brother has a He has to start the day off with a pint chug Nice Because he was The fucking Uni football Which which brother

We're talking about Geobakes Oh okay So yes, is that his way of cementing, like, I'm the don of Christmas Day? Well, no, they have to send it in their group chat. Yeah, he's got an hour out, early daughter. They have to send it in their book.

Come on, Johns, come on, John. You can do it, you can do it. Don't worry, Theo, I've got this, son. Gosh, that's a lot of, that's a lot of beer. There's mum in the back growing like, no again. Every fucking year. Yeah, my mom's like, do you have to have that? Yeah, I do, actually.

I fucking do have to have it. Do you know, I'll join, I normally join him. But not on. Yeah. Not in the group chat. You know, you've just said, what do you drink? But Christmas, I think everything goes out. I drink whatever my mom or dad are drinking.

Yeah, I think. Like, I don't specify, like, there's not a Christmas drink I have every year. I'll have a few books. If my mom's having a wine, I'll have a wine with her. Like, it's not a... I'll have a few beer or two before Christmas dinner. Then Christmas dinner's wine. Yeah.

My dad will decant the wines in the morning, so they're ready. Yeah, she quite civilized that. Maybe I'll try that. Normally I'll try that. Normally have a beer at Christmas dinner. No, it makes sense. I do it makes a broad in there, right? I don't like eating with gassy drink.

Red wine, so hard. Try this year of red wine with your meal. Reckon. Unbelievable. I'm gonna go at early doors with gin, me. I always do beer all day. I'll get later on, I crack. I'm gonna go to early doors,

just for a bottle by midday. I bought a nice bottle of rhubarb gin the other day. Yeah, honestly that with lemonade, I'm gonna do it all day. Oh, you got to have it with tonic, mate. No, I don't like it. You've got to expand your taste. Nah, fuck it. I like, I like, I like lemonade.

I'm not gonna like, you have to learn to like tonic. It's too sweet. I don't like tonic, but it works with the lemonade. The lemonade just tastes like you've got a fucking, you're at school. We're having a weird Christmas this year because, like, my brothers take turns of being with, like, which, like, the last family in hours. So I'm, oh, okay. I guess there's going to be more boxing day because, like, there's only, they're all away.

Mine is, well. Mine is, my Christmas Day this year is at Meg's. Put boxing days at Mon. I think me and Charlie separate. You get two? Yeah. Me and Charlie, like, separate, though. Meg.

You're doing separate. We do it every year. Because we live away, we go home and then she'll go her family and I'll go mine. So then. I don't know what I'm going to do. Because it's not like we live in a town where there's, like, lords of pubs. Oh, a fucking local pub got turned down now to premiere. Oh, Christmas name's pretty good.

Yeah. That's tragic. See, no, because I do, so you know Will, I live with, he, he's family, always have people around on the night. So I'll have the whole day. You, too fair, sometimes. Ram to your flat? No, no, no, he's mom and dad. Oh, okay.

She's like, fucking unreal. But we all go around there and then just get fucking shit plays there. And play, his sister usually does a quiz, but she's, she's really. What's the games? What's the games you do? She, mate, she doesn't unbelievable. She's like, she's a, She's just got a PhD.

She's an actual quiz master. No, but she's like so... But they're hard enough that you've got to work... You might get some, but you're not going to get more. The one year she did a category was, because she speaks like six languages, I think. She did a category, 10 questions, and she said, Merry Christmas in 10 different languages. You get to guess what country it was? That's cool.

What languages were they? There was, mate, she did... But she lives in Austria, so she did German, obviously. She did, I think, Spanish. I think she did, like, Polish. Honestly, it was very, very good. That's very cool. I just, the whole day, it's just class, just with the fam and then, with the friends,

and then, then, then the boxing day with the races, and it's just fucking beer! We did a weekend in Bath recently, and we're fucking session traitors at the moment. Oh, yeah, yeah, not the game player, you know, when you're just like, no, not the... Oh, so you play like a Macpheus, playing like Massif, yeah, yeah. So you get a deck of Uno card, and two of them with a black card, and six them will be like a yellow. Yeah, that's class. Yeah, the only downside this year is no Premier League on Boxing Day. Well, yeah, it's the one game.

If you want to watch that shit team, then... Where you've got on Boxing Day? Man United, isn't it? It's like 8 o'clock as well. I know. But then I suppose... Then you've got the weekend of footy though. But then the next day there's a load, then I suppose.

And also, boxing day is usually for the racing, so you've got like the King George. Normally, like, TV's meant to stay on. Like, that's your excuse. I know. Get away from the shit. His chat is go watch a bit for free. Yeah, get away from the fucking women, yapping.

The way that it falls this year, you've got a full weekend of where everybody's off for both days. What day is... What day is... The 27th, isn't it? One of them? Christmas is... Oh, no, what day?

Christmas is. Christmas is Thursday. Boxing Day Friday and then the Saturday, Sunday where all the football's on. Everyone's pretty much off at that point. That is class. That is pretty hard. Yeah. Pretty cool city, isn't it?

Nice. That's really nice. Very cool city. Found his piano bar and the bloke just play everything you said. Did you ask him for, Angel? You know I asked him. You saw the video. It's Nal Gehawd's funny.

Whenever I see it. Angels play now. I don't think of Robbie Williams. I think I'm fucking Theo. It's theos now actually twinkle, twinkle little star. He did actually face him. Do you not think you could, I wish I could do that. Imagine you could just like cut about playing a better thing. He's fucking. That's the one instrument I'd love to learn. Did you like the dance walk on I sent you?

I did fucking love it. Who was it? New guy. New guy. Yeah, he's from like foreign guy. He knows that song was going to go out. He knew he knew he did. He knew he played the or song. He played Theo song. He was going to. I saw the clip from last year where it went off. There's some, like, rookie darts players to the PDC that have just dropped absolute bangers in the walkouts.

They know now, yeah. The PDC called me out, cheeky twas. Yeah, I know. Do you know when I saw that? Did you say it fuck me for? I saw that. Was it, it was the, it was the, the, glasses one? It was the night, yeah.

Yeah, it was the night, wasn't it? All right. Me and my mate went to the pub to watch it, actually. And he showed me that, and I was just laughing. I mean, I got tweeted lords when he first played. I was laughing at your reply. But I didn't realize you. I thought it was like a,

football Twitter account posting it. I didn't realize he was actual... The PDC. What was it? What was the caption? What was the fucking pair of glasses? Yeah. Glad to see Lewis could make it to the PDC after today.

And it was like, um, after we lost something. It's the German guy, Venet. You know, big time, you know. That's fucking huge. Either me or the villain is. I think it's the villain. It's the villain. I had a very, um...

I got a bit of a fucking loser thing to say. No, no, no. This is a, one thing we've established is. This is a safe space. I had a moment. Yeah? I was like, Mumford and Sons watching them. Yeah, let them clear this up.

And I felt really grateful. Yeah, I could go. I felt really grateful. Yeah. I had a few personal things in my life that had like accomplishments. Yeah. And I sat there watching Mumford and Sons. I thought, fuck.

What song was it? I can't remember the song. Was he, I will win. No, actually, I had too much fun with that one. I was like, yeah. I'd never thought I'd never see. I'm so grateful. They never tour.

I'd listen to them every day for like, oh, yeah. They never. I thought. I didn't know that. Well, yeah, so come on, take us through, take us there. What was, what was in your head? What was in your head?

Were you grateful for the prediction show? I was grateful for that. I was grateful, um, for a couple things. I don't want to, I don't want to talk about on here. Alleged things, yeah. Yeah. And I was just like, fuck, I never thought I'd be here. And I was like, this is just like, I'm real.

They, they have that. They have that kind of vibe about them where, like, you can get quite introspective. I was like, shit. I'm actually thinking. It made me think. I was like, wow, this must be nice. You know, like, oh, my God, I think.

You know, when you go to an Irish pub and they've got, like, live music on it, it's folk music and stuff. It's the best time ever. Yeah, that's kind of how I feel about Christmas. Yeah. Then you walk into the pub and they're playing, like, I don't know, snow is falling. Like, it's just like, just that, I don't know what it is about that. Replicate the feeling, can you? The jingle in it just makes me jingle.

It makes me ting. Oh, yes. It's so horny. Yeah. So what happened next? I cumbed. Oh. You ruin the moment.

What is Lewis's world record? By the way, you're currently a world record holder. Oh, by where is my world record? Is it here? Are we going to hear, guys? So, what has he got this week, Will? Oh, no, she hasn't done one! Oh, no!

We don't have one for you, Lee. What the fuck? You can make one up. How much of this can you snort in a minute? We're not going. There's no way we'll type that and then just went to Australia and not actually left a world record. That's probably just a rinse and repeat copy pasting, isn't it?

Right, brilliant. He's fucked it up. He's fucking in Australia. Right. Well, congrats, Lou. You're now a two-time world record holder. We don't know what I'm in. Thank you guys.

Are we just do straight? If he finds one, let's do backside court first and then we'll come back. What about? Oh, we're not, it's not a time. How long? It takes me to hold my breath. It's not a Christmas special. We got that next.

Hey, guys, Christmas special next week, wing, wink. Wing, stay tuned. Right, who wants to do it? Lou, you can do it. Oh! Fucking hell. Kirst one. Hey lads,

Merry fucking Christmas. Less of language. I've been at my company five years now. Oh. First time ever. I've got one. We can actually go and get it right now.

It's only in the toilet. Fastest time to stack 10 toilet paper rolls. I thought you're going to make you do something weird. I don't know. I'll have a look. Oh, in top of you sure. Oh my God. Well, in the meantime, Lou,

finish case one. Yeah, finish case one. That is to get the viewers excited for. I've been at my company five years now. And for the first time ever, the SLT pulled what we wanted. as a party, as a poll to all staff.

Am I being silly here? What's SLT? Senior leadership team. Okay. They like to, they think they're like JLS, you know what I mean. You all know about SLT,

don't we, but it's all weird cooler when it's like, yeah, I'm part of SLT, it's like a power, you know? Right.

What ended up happening was, what ended up happening is that a Gen Z lot of our company vote for a non-boosy Christmas party. That is crazy.

Oh, fuck, oh my God. I know. Game is gone. I know people, why is this country built on anymore? I know people complain endlessly about Gen Z and get too much stick but this seems too far. What your thoughts? Maybe we should do

what? Mate, fuck off. Why does I have to have no booze? Why if you want to not drink? I'd fucking veto the entire party, mate. By the way, why do I have to not drink if you don't want to... Tell you what I'd do. I'd tell you what I'd do. Find out what the party is. Create a second group of people. You drink just outside the door and then when other people want to join you, you

fuck off to a pub. Hang on. By the way, what you're going to do? Well, I don't really go to Christmas parties to be honest, for like work Christmas parties. Yeah, we don't know. But do you not think they sound fucking unreal. Imagine you've got a crush with someone at work. A lot goes on.

Oh, mate, I can imagine. Yeah, no, I was actually said with with Charlie, I was out the other end there was loads of people out in like, it was shortage and people out on Christmas parties. I was like, one thing I will miss than like just work in a normal job is like the Christmas party is a class, like.

See, I never really had that at my job because it was like, it was like it was quite a small company it was all like families and stuff. There was no like, like it was kind of just like nice can shag anyone at your work could you I could be a bit old

Rieve and I've got our Christmas party on Thursday office Christmas party another thing we're uninvited from well if you want to come and work for me and that would not be appropriate I do work for you not in that matter not directly

yeah why don't we work together we don't have a pitch side Christmas do that's bullshit well we found Jesus that was a that was work and that was backside That was not work. That's work. Well, the first half was work.

Just because, oh yeah. You lot went on. Also, there was only one challenge in that entire video. Coming soon. Wait. We could have, we could have done. What would the backside Christmas party look like? Oh, I think winter wonderland.

Oh, I'll get a table in the... Oh, you mean? Okay, sorry. Ovarian table. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's good. I had a different view of that, I suppose. I've actually never been there,

But I was filming with P.K. And he was talking me through it. And I was like, I'm fucking horny. But what? Winter Wonderland? You know, we're not? I've never done. I've been to Winter Wonderland, but I've never been to that Bavarian.

Oh. I went with the bird years ago. But like, I've never done what all the footballers. All the footballers did that Bavarian stuff. Yeah, it's fucking honorary. That is Winter Wonderland. What's Bavarian? It's like German, isn't it?

Is that where the other fires? Like an October fest. The fire? They have the big fires. What? It's like Oktoberfest, where you stand on table with drink beers. You ask what it is. Explain, and then you go the big fire.

It's a big, it's a big wooden building where you get drunk. And they have fire in it. No. Why? What do you keep saying fire? No, I went to one and they had big fire. There is a stage where they perform.

Angels. Yeah, actually they do, yeah. I'd imagine it's kind of like Albert Schloss on crack. Yeah, it is. Exactly that. Exactly that. Have you ever been to Albert Schloss? Yes, but I've never had crack.

And the key is, if you want to get a drink faster, just go outside and go around the back of the thing. Can you get back in? Yeah. Nice. In and out, straight away. Yeah, I think, yeah, we should probably do that, but you lot won't you're pussy. I'm not pussy.

I'm not a, I'm not a pussy. That's the perfect psychology to get some. Oh, my God. He's gone. Oh, fucking fried. Bloody up. All right, should we do, we actually have a new, new world record for you to complete. I mean, they're over there.

Should we do it? Yeah. Okay. Right. The world record attempt is how quickly can you stack 10 toilet paper rolls. The record is 5.38 seconds. Fuck me. Right.

Have you got 10 there, Lou? Lee, can just do two... Yeah, you could do two trips, mate. Where are you going to... You're going to have to do it on the floor. You're left one, so you could have done two trips. Is that nine? You can have to do it on the floor.

Oh, hello! And there's 11 rolls if you want to break it, because there's 10 to equalize it, 11 to break it. No, no, no, he could create the... new record for 11 rolls. But what was if you then do it after him and break his record? I wouldn't do that to him. I'd let him have his record. Are you confident with this?

No. Well, get him up. Get them out, Lou. Get the other rolls. Because if you put 11 rolls together. Yeah, but you could start a new one entirely that no one's proven otherwise. Yeah. That's two fucking years. I don't mean you can start it like that. No, they have to be flat. I know, that'll do. That'll be fine.

That'll be fine. Yeah. Go on. Right, Lou, I'm going to do the Guinness World Record guy didn't even call. Well, I don't think Lou. I'm guessing you can start with one ready I'm going to time you for the 10 but I'll keep it rolling for the 11 as well well depends if I reckon how many do you reckon he gets

I reckon he gets six or seven I reckon he's four I feel like this big game to it holds all that well you can put one down as you like your starting point yeah all right Lewis Bowdo you're ready for this world record attempt

I think you've stacked them too high yeah yeah get ready though get your left hand down your right and ready it's not very coordinated though is he all you've done is just reached They were already Are you ready? Ladies and gentlemen

It's Christmas Watch this Ladies and gentlemen In three How should I do this? How? This is the stuff Yes

You've got to get them all On top of each other Ready? By the way This is doable Six seconds Two hands Pretty much

Left hand Don't Louis should like this Left and right Yeah Hot potato I know you did The Cups on as a kid

Come on Lou Ready? Three, two, one, go. Oh, you'd have done that. We're going to give you one more go. That was so cool. He went full camera menzies on the celebration. Also, Lewis, I've just realized you've got a disadvantage

because you haven't taken them out of the package. Yeah. Yeah, fuck that, love. But, no, we can't do that. That's taking the piss a bit, isn't it? Be careful stacking them. Yeah, it's just because speed is on your mind. Yeah, but you want to be.

be efficient though mate right you ready are you ready to break the world record in three two one go careful are you not very good at keep oh oh hello yes yes he did it he did it lads world records are fucking easy oh my god you're the world record holder again To do it twice. Well, that's fucking amazing. Amazing, mate. Lewis, you can chill out now because you're a fucking world. You're a double world record.

When they're going to send them out to me though, I'm waiting. Yeah, true. Guinness, get on it. And then send us a credit of Guinness as well. Yeah, nice. Yes, boys. Have a very backside question. Wait, sorry.

Same company, yeah. That's what you're going to ask. Guinness are the Guinness World Record. Not they are. Yes, it is. They sponsor it. Yes, it's theirs. Fuck off.

What else would it be? Why would the brand name Guinness? I was going to see that in the jaw. I promise you, mate. That is not true, there's no one. It is. Does Guinness the beer sponsor Guinness World Records?

It is, mate. If it is, my whole life has been like. Oh my God. It is. Fuck on! How do you not know that? Sorry, what else would be? There's only one brand name with Guinness in the world.

Yeah, it might have been a different company. You're wrong. No, it is. It is. It is. I googled it myself. Historically, yes, but currently no. Oh, well, sorry.

I'll read you. I read it. So in 1951, Guinness Manchin Director came up with the idea of a book to set a pub arguments. Yes. First ever Booker, Guinness Booker Records was published in 1955 as a marketing and branding for Guinness Beer. And yes, Guinness created it.

However, in 2001, Guinness sold the brand to... And they've just kept the name. They just kept the name. Yeah, so what we were on... Ian Patterson group. Yeah, the book, it was based on the beer company. It came from Guinness. Yeah.

That's plour me mind. So, can you imagine what was in the 195 way? I think it was like, um, beer stuff. No, they, along the lines of classic beer, um, classic pub arguments. It would be, well, no, he's got the fastest ever goal or he's got the. No, I used to love that. When you had like, read at school, when you went to a library, I'm rushing for that one. You see how like now it's gone to a different level.

Longest spiginills? Before it was basically. Existing record of, oh, who's the top scorer of all time? It would be like that, which I think that they are still in there. But now it's like, fingers, fingernails, longest person to hold his hand up in the air. Yeah. Which is like, by the way, like 60 years, he's done that, he's seen him.

Whereas now it's just become a bit silly, hasn't it? Because, I mean, you're a two-time world record. You've seen the guy who does this? Yeah. 60 year. He's got no arm, but he's got like just... Well, he just can't feel it anymore. I feel like I could do it for a while, though.

Anyway, case... Anyone not, like, when he's asleep, to put it down. No, he just lies down, not that. How do you know? Or he's got a bed, or he's got a bed, race. I don't know how he made it past a few minutes, because it starts to wake. Why don't you go for that world record today? Yeah, I don't know how long I'd miss.

60 years, mate. Right, lad, so, because Will went to Australia without prepping us one, I am doing the longest to hold your arm in the air, so 60 years, I'll be back. Lou, if you do the rest of this episode with your arm in the air, I'll give you 50 quid. That's not enough money. Well, it's better than... All right, I won't give you. It's better than having to do it for 60 years and get a niche.

I'm going to, I don't need money. I'm doing it for the pride. Oh. Your hands got pins and needles yet? No, it's hurting me shoulder. Do you reckon you've got another 60 in you? 60 years? Yeah.

I'm comfortable about the first 10 and then I think you have to go from there. There's a big, big life commitment. I don't know how Charlie's going to take the new. I mean, you're going to be 88 for me. Why would he do that? Charlie might be a bit annoyed. It was part of his, like, it was his way to devout himself to, I don't know what religion he was. Hinduism or something.

Hinduism, wouldn't it? Oh, yeah, one of them. them. Anyway, case number two. And who is him. Yes, boy. Don't call me boy. Yes, boy. Have a very backside Christmas. What does that even mean? Going to be short and sweet with this.

I find women in elf outfits and want me misses to dress up as an elf for my birthday on Christmas. Put your hand up if you agree. How do I convince her to do it? I want her in the pointy shoes the lot. She's up for doing Mrs. Paul. Oh my God.

Don't for doing Mrs. Claus, but I want her in that green elf outfit. Oh, he's failed. I think resident Shaggar, Louis Bowden, how can he do it? What's he wanting to get, why does he need the shoes on? Because they're not going to stay on. He wants the full elf outfit? They're not going to stay on for longer, are he? I love having, like, Christmas elf rather than like Legolas, which is a good...

Are they not children, though, elves? No, no, we stop this. They're old, aren't they, if you watch Elf. Airwinn is an elf. Will Ferrell, mate. Yeah, she wasn't it. She's up for doing Mrs. Claus. Why wouldn't she, why would she rather do Mrs. Claus than an elf?

You can make that kind of sexy. Yeah, you can't... This is close. An elf. May, have you seen elf? And the lass who, buddy, the elf man is just a fucking bad. She's not an elf. She starts dressing up as an elf.

And the final scene, and I can tell you right now, she looks fit. Yeah, but she's a Hollywood actor. Can you type her in, please? Zoro de Chanel. Elf. Is it? Yeah. I promise you, Tom, when you see this, because she's...

This is close to what she would look like. Oh, man. Come on! Yeah, she's a rocket book. I? Nuggo. In an elf costume? Yeah, it's Nugo, girl.

You came round to it, aren't you? No, but I think he wants her in the ears, the pointer shoes, the lot. She's just got, like, a little elf costume on looking kind of... No, on the final scene, she has even the shoes on. I mean... Because she's in Norfolk. Yeah, well, I don't know if his missis looks like that. She's in North Pole.

Well, ultimately, if she looks... If she doesn't... If she's not looking like that, Mrs. Claus isn't going to make her any better looking than an elf. Yeah, but you can make sexy. I've seen girls in, like, the tight... By the way, let's call her what it is. That's the Santa Claus outfit. Allegedly.

Why don't he... See, look. Are you fucking out? Yeah, I mean, there is a level to... You're telling me that... Wait, can you type in... No, type in sexy elf then. All about elf sexy outfit?

Sexy elf. See what we're working on. Absolutely. Yeah. We'll have to really research... Oh! Oh, yeah. To be fair though, what?

Oh, yes! No, I think... Ola-la, see that one, yeah. The way he's typing... I like that one. I like that one. That ain't a bad thing. Where's that?

A tenor from Amazon, you could just get it. I know what that's his king. Really? Queen. It's better than the person who would like to be a baby. Who is the king? Yeah, that is weird. I think you just need to ask her.

Oh, yeah. I just think, yeah, if she's not all for doing that, mate, then fucking bin her off. Yeah. Because she's obviously... I mean, anyone in an elfie relationship should be doing that sort of stuff. Oh, God. Julie, like, what should he dress up as then? Because he has to give something to her.

Big elf. Yeah, Granddad elf. Daddy. There are the clothes. or Shrek I was cute Shaq Oh that's a good one

Allegedly Allegedly Allegedly Yeah I think the answer to this one mate is just ask her And like try and

I mean If she's not for doing it Then she's obviously Why don't you say It's pricking up The other way Automatum

It's either The elf or nothing Bitch There we go Don't say B word Not ever Not to her What's case

He said that to the wall Don't see the B word Ever Why Why? Batch I'm me Here free

Merry Christmas, lads. I've recently moved in with my girlfriend and it's going great, but I feel she's not festive enough. She does want to leave whiskey, mince, pies or carrots out for Santa and his reindeer. Oh, you want me. I'm pretty gutted, to be honest.

Just want her to role play for the child within me. But she says, I need to grow up. You need to grow up. No, they don't even have a kid roll up. If you had kids. Yeah, that is crazy. Yeah, you're fucking grown adult doing it on your own. You're leaving it out so you can eat it 10 minutes later.

I'm like what she's thinking. She's probably in the girl's chat. Like, he probably takes the carrot and then leaves, oh, what if it's going to be gone in the morning? That's weird because he's going to want, yeah, he's going to want her to do all that. Also, if you're a child listening to this, he's real. Yeah, just not.

But he doesn't, you're a child listening to this. Your parents should make better decision. He prioritises. He prioritises kids' houses, not over-groom-child. Don't get wrong. Do you actually remember, like, last time? Do you remember that stuff as a kid? I do.

I do. I just think it was sick. I'd be like, oh my God, he's been. He's actually being inside me. Did your parents, what? Inside my chimney. Did they need footprints or sick as in cool or sick as in horrendous? No, sick as in cold.

Wait, did you have a chimney? Yeah. See, we had like no chimney. Yeah, but, yeah. So you had to come through the pipes. You had to come through the back door. Sand goes through the pipes again. Oh, was that your mom's euphemism for Santa's been cleaning out my pipe?

Oh, my God. Just a white trail. I just had to come down my pipe. I'm trying to give me his pipe. Fucking hell. They actually need a new fireplag. I don't remember that. Do you remember how you found out?

My mom wants a new fire. It's not, it's been out of years for like three months. Do you ever remember how you found out that? No, I don't. I know exactly. I was pretending to be asleep and then mum walked in with the presents.

Oh, fuck. I do remember trying to stay up and catching them because I suspect. Do you know when they do it? I think it's like 6 a.m. Yes. They go up early through it. No, I think my mom and dad used to do it.

I think they started doing night before. Yeah, my mum and dad didn't do it the night before, I think. Did you, did your Santa presents come to your room or downstairs? Oh, downstairs around the tree. Oh, my stockings, yeah? I don't need, I've never had a stocking. Wait, you get stocking and then you get stuck in that. Wait, hang out, hang out, I'm confused.

You get Santa presents downstairs and in your room. Stockings are like little ones. I've never had a stocking. Yeah, I get it. And then you go down, and then the main one is in the living room. We used to, me and my sister used to get our stockings, go and my mom and dad's bed and open our stockings. He was all got stocking.

My mom and dad didn't have a stocking. stocking. We just had a pile of presents. My mom and dad had a stocking each. No, I had a stocking with my name. No, see, we did it. The kids would have it, me and my sister. We'd open it on mom and dad's bed, and then we'd go down and there'd be the presents.

Yeah, that's exactly. I never had any time of presents downstairs. It was only, he only delivered stocking. No, for us, my stocking would be on the end of my bed at the woke up. Also, it would be like, us three going down the stairs and then he'd open the door and you'd be like, ah, it's like, it's all in the spotkin, and then there's just like a a teska bag with extra stocking presents? Yeah.

I haven't been the test. Oh my God. My best one ever was, I remember the year of the Wii, you just couldn't get it. Nintendo, shut up, you got your Wii?

You just couldn't get it, right? And then we opened all our presents and didn't even think anything of it. And my dad was like, oh, there's something in the garage as well. And it was a dead body.

Santa. Santa. He'd battered Santa at the Slaterama. Fuck it. Oh, do you know, do you know, I found out about my,

the big reveal? So every year, every year there was like glitter leading up to the front door and there was like, horseshoe mark. Why horses have been? Why are you bringing the reindeer inside?

Why is there horseshoe? That's a bit rude. It's outside. He gets cold outside. It's up to the door and then Santa would come. But why is there a horseshoe mark when it's a reindeer? So is he riding on. Oh, I'm getting technical.

He's riding on the back of the reindeer like a steed. Yeah, but you pull up to the door, don't you? He goes up to the roof. He takes the rainier, Daniel. He just knocked off. I was far. And I was Santa here. No, no.

I was in trying to debrief how Santa gets there. gets there i was fucking like eight he lands on the roof he gets rudolph he rides rudolph rudolph he's just used a break in the window but your stunt is middle and then i remember one time you were shugging your mom no my dad asked me to get like the uh first aid kit out so i was always under the sink and i got i opened the sink and it's just like horseshoes under the sink i was like oh what have you got horses i don't you don't you both i can't work out from there if you were a kid you would have thought no i just worked it out on they

Oh, you think he did that on purpose because he thought you were too old and that was his weird to naturally let you know. I was four. I'm joking, I'm joking. 14. Yeah. No, I think I was like nine-ish, I think, maybe. I was like 16 or 17, I think.

I don't actually remember, yeah, I don't really, really remember not. Do you know, I found recently at home? Actually, I remember I was like seven or six. I don't remember. I actually went to Lapland and met Santa. That's fucking cool. That's what you're really, that's well expensive to do. Yeah, it is.

and dad woke me up before the last day of winter term. Well, Lapland is in like, we're not. As in like, it's in, oh yeah, like, before the Christmas holiday. I'm fucking out. Me and Adam got woken up at like 2 a.m. Before the last day. And they were like, we're going to meet Santa.

And then we just flew to that. You did, you miss school. That's funny. That was a fucking, I think that was part of the present itself. Yeah. But, you know, it's cool. You know, I found reason that I have all my match annuals. Oh, sick.

I got them, 2005 to like 2013. You got a match of taxing card? I'm going to do TikTok. series on it. Did you ever have them when they were shoot out? I still got shoot out. Some of them it's like, yeah, they ask for your predictions on shit and like your, and you're not getting on the prediction show

and your team of the year and stuff like that. Yeah. Some of the spellings are crazy. I was like I was nine, but um, you could still spell. I couldn't spell fucking cat-book. What, the match annuals? Oh, the full letter words. Annials. Oh, the match magazines are the ones I had.

And then they suddenly went to like match of the day annual. I was like, what are you doing? I still got my, I'm a big hoarder. I've got like school books. Your mom's a what? I've got a school books where I've like written in it when I was like nine saying hello future Lewis. Oh my God, bring him in. No, it's weird. He's really done he's diary. He's a schoolbook to say hello future

I'm pretty sure I have like folders of match attack cards in the attic somewhere. Oh yeah. I never did match attack cards. Oh they were mid-od. So expensive though. I used to have to go scrown for people's doubles. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Same. You got any spares? You got any spares? You got any stickers? You got any stickers? I had one of them. I got a And that, what they mean?

No, like the cards where you put it. I didn't, weren't about when we were. It was stickers, it was a sticker book. It was shootouts. Or is that what they were called? I had loads of sticker book. I had loads of sticker book. I only got like the starter set and then I didn't get any rest.

Yeah. Oh no, my dad, every time we got a paper on a Sunday, we get with some, you couldn't create them as they get with power pods or stickers depending on. From about the news agents. Yeah. Yeah. That's class. That's so good.

That's so good. And I'd have more cocoa pops in my, you remember them football bowls? Yeah. Hellogs. Yeah, yeah. Remember when they did the toys in the, like, Kellogg's and shit? Yep. And you got, like, a little mini football.

A little bullet. Oh, what? Oh, what toys are you on about? Like, the throwing toys. Oh. I never got that. They're like a little, like, a disky football. Yeah, you could do it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And there's, like, Tiger used to do it all the time, didn't it? You know, Rossi's Tiger? Yeah, he's a tiger. I know exactly right. Pretty fucking cut here. He's great. We got, like, crispy snaps.

What's a Mickey, man? What's a crispy? It's like, as does rice crispy. It's just all that. the words. Yeah. Pluto. Oh, if you put a Goofy?

Yeah, yeah. Mm-hmm. Have we read out the same? No, we didn't do this. I don't think we did the Santa. Oh my God, Will's actually getting fired. Yeah. Oh, go down there.

Hey, guys, I prepped all the shows. Don't worry. Can't talk about George making the final though. He's in final, by the way. How's that still going? Why are you hating on it? I'm not hearing it. I'm saying it's going on for three.

I'm a celebrity has started and happened and been finished. By the right, did you see Charleston dance? Yeah. It was fucking incredible. I've seen this in between us one. In between his one. That is the Charleston one. I thought Charleston's like a fresh principal about there.

My mom, my mom, obviously my mom is an avid watcher, and obviously she knows I know him, so she's like, oh, she always text me or when I see it. She's like,

George was good. She really thought he was going to go out the other way. Didn't the favourite go out? Yeah, but they'll speak to the other day. That's what I'm saying. George's going to win it, man. My mom is now team George.

He thinks he should win. Well, he's going on the, he's been announced for the tour as well. He's really good. He was great to begin with and then he kind of like, not dropped up, but he kind of like plateaued a bit.

And now he's fucking fine. From your yoga video, I thought he'd be good at it because he showed, he's quite flexible and strong. So athletic. He's very athletic. We all said he'd be good.

Yeah. I'm so glad he's. It's amazing how much, like how much of his life it must have actually taken over. Like, as I say, it's so long. He's knackling. Like, that's what I mean?

Like, it's such a commitment. We've been on shoots with him, like Chris shoots and stuff. and he'll have like a five minute break and he'll practice step Yeah He's so odd though How many days three does he have in a week

I don't think many I think he's trying every day Maybe maybe like an afternoon or an evening But not not my I really really really really Want him to win Yeah me too My George we're writing for you mate

But yeah So then that'll be a double header Of creators winning the two biggest Revolution is happening The Ego got Just cheated out of traitors Is the show So obviously Will said here

does this show the tide is turning I think it's already turned I think they can see the numbers that happens when they bring in like a big uterus summit and they're just like well that's all they care about Ginger's on fucking M&F they were talking about in the advert

and they were like yeah and they were like King of the Jungle's back it's mainstream I do think it is proper mainstream what was I going to say I don't if any of you saw the face to face with Anthony Joshua and Jake Paul yeah Paul made a really good point

he was like but the money thing they asked him yeah he went on and said which I thought was really fucking bang on he was like um they said do you find it offensive people call you YouTube he's like well no because YouTubeers make more than fucking boxers but I'm not he says I'm loads of things blah blah blah and then he went but also at the end of the day the modern day celebrity are YouTube yes so when we were growing up it was

actors I mean we say still are I'm not saying they're not but like no one really cares about like EastEnders anymore even footballers are they're becoming YouTubers now. Precisely. It's true. I do just think... You're going to see this happen more by it. You know the actor thing?

You know how they used to be like, Brad Pitt? All these guys, if they're in a film, they'd sell the film, they'd fucking do numbers. I saw something recently about all these new up-and-coming stars, apart from Timothy Chamalette, who's probably the only one who could probably sell a movie right now. Brad Pitt. No, no, no. Leonardo DeCast. All right, Brad Pitt.

I feel about the new generation of these guys coming through. These, like, the younger, the younger main celebrities. are not, when they're in films, they're not guaranteed box office hits anymore. That's because no one goes to the cinema anymore. Yeah, it's a different generation. Cinema's dying. Yeah.

That's why now, I was getting the tube of a day because it was delayed, you know, where they have all the adverts. Yep. I didn't realize how all of them, they're all movies, all of them were released so-and-so, then released on Netflix like two weeks later.

They all just anchored to Netflix. Yeah. Well, it's like that new night out. It went out seeing, date and Netflix? Have you seen it? Yeah. Do you enjoy it?

Yeah. I love that series. I've not seen it yet. Oh, he's out now. I'm going to watch that. Sasha Christmas fucking movie watching it. I'm going to watch that. Yeah, it's pretty peaceful.

What would you do? Daniel Craig, if you come home from a long day. In character, it was he still in. He's just been in his cock-cock of helicopter. Well, I think he knows he can do what he wants. And once if he was James Bond doing it. How does he know? Tell him. Do it to be Daniel.

Wait, wouldn't it be shaken not? Oh, you've got a star. You'll be the silly goose. You like that one. But anyway, talking to movies, what are the best Christmas movies? And is Harry Potter a Christmas movie? Do you know what? I associate Harry Potter.

More and more over time. More and more over time is becoming like a Christmas-themed choice. They do spend a lot of time at Christmas in the film. It's only played a lot of Christmas because there's lots of dead time. And it's a seventh old long thing. I might be wrong here, but my knowledge as a kid, They always used to get released at Christmas I'm sure Harry Potter

I remember going to what Goblet of Fire came out in like the summer In like a summary time Because I remember going to take them back They do regularly chuck them on In December Which never happened before They're not a Christmas film

Type in is Harry Potter a Christmas film It's not about Christmas isn't it? No it's not a Christmas film But they're becoming more associated with Christmas Okay is Dyerard a Christmas film No What? I'm not seen Dyer He's a Christmas

What are you saying that is But Harry Potter's not? No, I'm saying it's become more of a Christmas film, but it's a Christmas film, but it's just Christmas viewing, isn't it? Yeah, because people have time, more time to watch films. Harry Potter is almost like you have to commit to it if you can do it. It's always on TV and ITV like James Bond. And it's primarily a family film. Yeah, which is why people watch it at Christmas.

People like to go to home comforts during Christmas. I'm going to watch Wallace and Gromit again. Handy nifty no-bots. Can I see that last year? You're fucking weird. For me, right, let's do, let's do our top three Christmas movie. I know what my top three are. it's home alone in it uh yeah home alone third home alone two second and elf number one for me

i like elf oh do you know what i love what's the animated one on the train i think best christmas film oh polar express i can't think where tom hanks does like say i know they do that from houston i saw the other day when i got the train there was like i don't know Manchester it's a certain time but and then polar express proloxpress platform 16 it's like a it's like a thing for the kids it's like oh no it's like the harry potter thing they don't do anymore like the train that's like the That's cool. It's like a big experience. I like that a lot.

I'd go, Elf, the Grinch. Oh, the Grinch, I forgot about that. Elf, the Grinch and... Surely at Home Alone. Oh, the Santa Claus, the one when he keeps growing his beard. Home Alone. So good.

Home Alone. I like the Christmas Carol. The holiday's good though. Holiday is good. The holiday is good. I love Cameron Deere. With the Pope of Knackenhead. I used to have an obsession with Cameron Diaz.

Dude lore, isn't it? I know. Now, I think Christmas Carol, Elf and Grinch. No, not a Christmas. Wait, you don't have, surely a Home Alone's in the top three. I'd never, I've never grew up watching Home Alone. You've never seen Home Alone, too. I've been a lot of it, but it's not something we've watched.

Home Alone, so you watch. What's that this Christmas? Sorry, didn't. I don't mean to be rude, but like, surely every person who grew up in Christmas watched. No, trust me, my mom would, my mom still does watch Christmas films from September. She watches all the shittest ones that Lord budget, the worst Christmas, not Home Alone House. Home Alone is, I don't know. Movies 24.

I'm like, always the same actors on the same random fucking thing. Like, what I hear the... What are yours? Oh, fuck. Home Alone's better than Home Loan 2, by the way. I love... Oh, I prefer Home Loan. Home Loan 1 is the best.

Home Loan 1 is by far the best. What? Than Home Loan 2, of course it is. The traps in Home Loan 2 are just cool. No, Home Loan is the most iconic film. It's Elf and I love the Santa Claus with Tim Allen when he grows a beard. I love it. I do think Elf's the best.

Yeah, elf is number one for me. I think I might have overwatched it though. Nah. Do you know who does? Directs Elf. I just, I didn't know this the other day. Just not take a while. Yeah. No. It's, um, do you know Iron Man? Do you know Iron Man's driver? Oh, yeah, yeah. John Favro? He does all the Star Wars stuff now. He was in Iron Man. Really? Directed Iron Man, yeah. He did the Lion King live action as well. Yeah. Apparently him and Will Ferrell. He ate each other. So that's why he never going to make a second. Yeah. He made elf. He's in, he's in chef as well, isn't he? Yeah. That's freaking beast. A little Christmas. It's just Christmas trivia. I like to I think we should make our own Christmas film next year. We got the budget. That's just your, yeah, your wet dream to try and become an act.

We don't even have the budget for four hats on the show. How are we going to film? I'd also love to do maybe a World Cup song for Pitchside. What are your thoughts on that? Yeah, that's cool. And we can do like, we could, we could, uh, Daniel Beddingfield, if you're watching this. We'll be in touch. What is one Christmas tradition you want to put in the bin?

I, oh, Christmas pudding. Oh, I don't like Christmas pudding. It is shit. What is it? It's shit. It's shit. What? We never have it, so I don't know.

of those. It's like... We'll have like a trifle. Those are currants and raisins. Wait, so your Christmas doesn't involve Christmas pudding or home alive? No, we'll have a... My mom will make a trifle and we'll have all the desserts.

No one eats Christmas pudding. It's weird that. But you get it to light it? Well, you've just said it has currency. Yeah, I don't like it. My dad loves it. But you, even if don't eat it, you bite to light it, don't you? You what? You put on fire?

Yeah, not Randy. My dad normally makes them batch. You'll make like four and then put me in a freezer for each year. Trying to think. Then it'll be like... Do you know, I've got one. I've got one. People who turn their nose up with other people who don't do turkey.

I know a lot of people who have, like, duck. Chicken? Or beef? No, but chicken's just a rough. But I mean, like, they'll get, like, they'll get, like, a big roast duck. Which is originally a goose, wouldn't it? I think they're, like, the original... I'd quite like a year where...

I do like turkey, and my mom does a, she does a good job with it, but I'd quite like a year where you have, like, a bit of beef as well, and maybe, like, a bit of duck. A big fan, and maybe, she'll go crazy. No, not beef, well, you need meat. What a fucking tomahawk steak? See, even that. Oh, that way not.

Oh, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. No tea. That would be... Christmas dinner at Flatiron. Fuck it, why not? But yeah, I don't really have a tradition I'm putting it. I think I like it. Oh, Christmas Carolyn.

I'm sorry, Roy. Christmas Carolyn. But do you have to, oh, do you have to, people don't do that, do they? Oh, no. Of course they go Christmas. Mate, to be fair. It is a dying...

It still happened. I've never had someone at the door on the door. How, how. How, it. It's so awkward. Yeah, go away. You just open, then you, like, they're like,

I don't know, saw, I don't know. And then you're like, just stood there watching them going. To be fair, no, not. This is the point I was about to make, like, a lot of Christmas traditions don't really apply to me anymore as an adult. Like, I'd have to do stuff as a child with mom and dad.

Like, I wouldn't be able to eat chocolate until Christmas dinner and stuff like that. Oh, no, I have chocolate. Oh, we had what, yeah, where we, like, as an adult. I think the taste of Christmas is all, is pretty much dairy milk. Like something like doing it just tastes at Christmas We're not allowed to eat chocolate now

Because we had one year where all three of us Eight loads of fucking chocolate And didn't touch any of the dinner I am very careful We got to eat much more bad year that Of course I'm usually don't go over So I'm not happy with that No we can't eat chocolate before now

Is there anything that actually applies to you As an adult now that you have to keep a traditional Yeah Christmas pudding back out We always name the Christmas turkey You don't even have to eat it though You don't have to eat it No it's not a tradition though is it Is it? Yeah

You're name it's my turn this year I think I called it Ed Gein because my ma'am don't know who that is. But you're eating out Ed Gain? I can't remember who I called it. You're going to eat out Ed Gain. Your mom's going to stuff Ed Gain. You're going to put Ed Gain in your mouth.

I can reverse, really, isn't it? I don't think we stuff out of Turkey. You're going to finger Ed Gain. You finger your turkey. Yeah, when you stuff it up the ass? I don't think we stuff out, has it either. Do you have any specific... We have stuffed it, but...

Do you have any specific games that you play every Christmas? Chirards. We play Cluedo every year. Yeah. Every year we play Clude. It's fucking... class that's good we have two teams of picture one in the living room one in the kitchen

and then the quiz mask on the picture you decide to people at the top of the stage you've got to run up and get the fucking next thing Oh that's cool How big is you're out? Just two rooms and the stairs On the west wing we have Just one room on the right

One room on the left Do you not have two rooms down? They have to run round the boat Do you have two rooms downstairs? Not big in it One of three Three? Well my dad have three Well no four with the galleries

They just sit on the stairs and I was I personally like to get in charge of the quiz, but now we let the kids do it. That would be a big system for us. I can't draw blue. Oh, from the dog. I know what you're on about. No, you mean, I think blueie.

Yeah, bluey. Bluey the dog. Oh, bluey the dog. It's like a children's TV show. And dogs can watch it as well because it's in the... You can't draw the colour blue. Well, that's the point. Yeah, I don't really have any traditions.

I like them all. You got to where you're at. Oh, you're in Christmas dinner. Thank you, Nat, for that addition. Do you guys have any pets? Yes, and do you buy dogs a present? Yes, it's so class. My dad already has bought more presents for Pluto

than I am aware that he's bought for everyone. Wait, where is Pluto this Christmas? Mom and Dad's. Oh, it's broken home. Fingies. No, I'll be there. You don't make some Christmas day? Oh, no, no, no, no.

He'll do both days with us. Oh, you split him between the families. Yeah. But Poppy, Poppy, ten. to be more excited about ripping the paper, then... Same with all the presents. But to be fair, she'll destroy the toy as well. No, because she'll open the present.

But she's more, unlike any card, she likes to let... She just likes to rip the paper off. Does she like to rip the toys, though? Because my dog does that. We used to try and get at the top. Oh, yeah, the toys are gone within a day. They like, you fucking love ripping it up, like, so... But that's, yeah, it's dog toys.

Poppy tends to do, like, she'll bite the ears off or the face. Yeah, get all the fluff out as what. You know something funny? Yeah. Do you know something funny? So, Pluto's currently at my mom and dads. for this Christmas period, just like, whilst life's getting a bit too busy.

He watched my dad wrap Pluto's present, and he's been staring at it every day under the tree since. And he hasn't gone for it? No, and he knows it's his, by the way. He'll go and sniff it and then try and encourage my dad. What is it? It's like a blanket. Like a dog's like.

Like, a dog's smart. They know when it's like someone's birthday or Christmas. 100% knows that that's his already. They know. It's crazy, mate. Like your side to poppy, you're on your presents then, and then she's like, up, she's fucking buzzing. Yeah.

Pluto or piss all over the stage. They know. They know certain words and like... Also, their body clock is like spot on So they will probably actually know She'll be excited in the morning when we come down I sneak olive so much food She lives a fucking good life on Christmas

Yeah What'd you do to her after? Give her lots of food And you? You didn't do what you did today again? No You've been a naughty dog No

There's eight of us Nooty, yeah, there's only fucking nine of us We can have a fucking go And you, I live You've been going to go Oh, I feel like I'm on the show Oh So tomorrow we're filming our backside Christmas special with a few drinking peas.

We have a secret Santa, which is a present for everyone. It's not a secret Santa. It's an everyone's secret center. 10 pound limit. You're not allowed to go to Sainspheres just before the show. I can do what a fucking one. Yeah, you can't dick pay it or what you can. The 10 pound limit per person.

I, by the way, we spoke about this and you were definitely on the side of him not doing that. By the way, it's 30 pound total. If you want to go 30 pound on one person. We're on about the secret Santa before. What do you care when and where I get my presence? It's better content if it's not from just scenes. Oh, what? You always moaned about fucking content.

By the way, you were involved this conversation as well, and you were very much on that same side as well. Let him do what he wants to do. We all spoke. Oh, okay. You were on the exact same side where we spoke about it. He's the face. I don't know what's going.

He doesn't even know he's doing it, by the way. He doesn't even know he's doing it. It's just not good content. Okay. Every time, it's the fake smile and laugh on the look. Do you there, Lou? Like, oh, okay. No, but I was saying with the 10-pound rule,

I think we should actually do 30-pound total for three presents. So if you want to go like 30-pound... No, I've done a 10-of-3 to you. Oh, I've got 10. But, Tom, if you'd like to get $30 on one person and zero... I might do... No, no, no, don't say that precedent. We want to have an equal...

Because everyone wants a present that can go, oh, that's cool. And also, the other rule is you have to bring a rule. Yep. Oh, nice. But a rule where, say if you break the rules, you can work it out. Not a rule that happens every fucking one. Yeah, but also a rule that you can work out. Yeah, and if you work it out, if you work out the rule, you are, I don't have to do the drink anymore.

But the three other rules, two of the rules, sorry, still apply. Oh, I do have one thing we can do, uh, what's it called? Have you seen that thing on TikTok with the, what's it called? What you doing? What you do me whoop, do me, do me, okay. No, no, I don't have you seen it? No, cat, cat, cat, cat, right, are you ready? What the fuck's going on?

You all need to try and watch me do this. I may fuck this up, so don't cry if I've got it wrong, but the premise stands. Right. Because I'm a 29-year-old male or not. So no, watch me do it first. You go, Jimmy Wooop, Jimmy Whop, Jimmy Wooop, Jimmy Woop, Jimmy Woop, Jimmy Wooloob, Jimmy. Jimmy Whob, Jimmy Whop, Jimmy Wub, Jimmyよ, Jimmy Whoop, Jimmy Wool, Jimmy Whop, Jimmy Whop, Jimmy Whop,

Jimmy whoop Jimmy whoop Jimmy whoop Jimmy who Jimmy who Jimmy who done it wrong already Was I right

Jimmy who What the fuck Did it wrong Jimmy whoop Jimmy who Fuck No I'm watching

Put it If you listen to this We'll do weird Whip Jimmy whoop Jimmy whoop Jimmy who Jimmy who

Jimmy who Jimmy who Jimmy who Jimmy who Jimmy who Jimmy who Jimmy who I saw what he did, though.

I don't know what's going on. What are we doing right now? Can I finish it? No, I'll start the other side. Jimmy whoop, Jimmy whoo, Jimmy Woop, Jimmy Woop, Jimmy Woop, Jimmy Woop, Jimmy. Jimmy, Whip, Jimmy, Whip, Jimmy, Whip, Jimmy, Whip, Jimmy, I did it, boom. I don't understand what's going on.

I did it, fine. Are we just, have we just done that thing? What is this? Wrong, wrong. What do you mean wrong? Are we going full right now? Similar like that. No, wrong.

Watch me. No, I don't want to do this, any mongle. Fuck, mate. This is great. unchanged. It is. Jimmy whoop. Jimmy whoop.

Jimmy whoop. Jimmy whoop. Jimmy, Jimmy whoop. Jimmy woobe. Jimmy whoop. Jimmy whoop. Jimmy whoop.

Yes! How have he done that? I'm so confused. I don't know what's happened right now. Jimmy, whoop. The whoop is the middle. Jimmy whoop. Jimmy whoop.

Yeah. Yeah. Whop. Jimmy. Whop. No. Watch me. I just did that.

Jimmy whoop. I heard this. I can't stand this. I thought he did. No, there's a bit in the middle that he jumped. Watch me. Watching. Jimmy whoop, Jimmy whoop, Jimmy whoop, Jimmy whoop, Jimmy whoop, Jimmy whoop, Jimmy.

Jimmy, wooop, Jimmy whoop, Jimmy whoop, Jimmy who, Jimmy. You get it. Fuck off. What? Jimmy whoop, Jimmy whoop, Jimmy who, Jimmy who, Jimmy. Oh, I get it. Jimmy, I get it. Jimmy whoop, Jimmy whoop, Jimmy whoop, Jimmy whoop, Jimmy.

Yes. Jimmy whoop, Jimmy whoop, Jimmy whoo. There's a second rule. Jimmy whoop, Jimmy, no. There's a second. I love this game, by the way. Jimmy, this is, this is, you want to me to stop. Yeah, I know this game, I know this game.

Oh, you're fucking, yeah. I love what I know the rule! I love it! Should we do it together? Oh, are you sure? No, no. He doesn't know if you've got it. Now, you do it again, show them.

Jimmy whoop, Jimmy whoop, Jimmy whoop, Jimmy whoop, Jimmy. There me how, that's it. Dumb, mush. Fuck. I can't believe you're not getting me. Jimmy whoop, Jimmy, whoop, Jimmy, whip, Jimmy, wooop, Jimmy. Oh, you're actually so dumb, mate, you're an idiot. Jimmy whoop, Jimmy whoop, Jimmy whoop, Jimmy,

Jimmy whoop, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, whew, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy. Wait, just look what he's doing. Look at that. Okay. Jimmy, whoop, Jimmy, Whop, Jimmy, Wooop, Jimmy, No.

No. Got it, got it, got it. I've got it, I know what I'm doing. Honestly, I hate these games. I'd never get the real. I'd never get the real. You do it again.

I've done it. No, no, no, do it again. Go on. Because I've watched him like eight times. Yeah. Okay, look what I am doing. It's so simple. Lou, look at this finger.

Look at this finger. Look at this finger. Okay, you see it? Jimmy whoop. Jimmy whoop. Jimmy whoop. Jimmy, whoop, Jimmy. See it?

It's easy. Definitely not that finger, cause I've been doing that. Jimmy whoop, Jimmy, whoop, Jimmy, Jimmy, wooop, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Yeah! He's finally done it. Finally!

You still haven't got... Should we all do it together? Yeah, go on. Jimmy whoop, Jimmy, Wooop, Jimmy, Oh my God, I'm in hell. I'm in hell. I'm in hell, this is the worst thing I've ever done.

You're not watching. I'm trying to want. No, you know what, no, no, that's it. That's it. Jimmy whoop, Jimmy whoop, Jimmy whoop, Jimmy whooo, Jimmy, Jimmy Wooop, Jimmy Wooob, Jimmy Wooob, Jimmy Wooob, Jimmy. All together, ready? Jimmy Whoop, Jimmy Whoop, Jimmy Woop, Jimmy Woop, Jimmy.

You're an idiot. You're the stupidest little boy of Evermet. We used to play this game. We played this game before, but you can do it with anything. That's so fucking frustrating. Remember we did it before, no, last to speak, you say their name. Yeah. Jimmy Wooob, Jimmy Wooob, Jimmy Woo, Jimmy.

Oh, you fucking. Right, like, subscribe, we'll see you next week. I hate these gears, stop. You're immediate. It was nothing to do with the thing here. It was worse, my matrix to come back from, like, festivals with these stupid games. And I never know it. I think you struggled.

I have been sat like that. Yeah, yeah. You made it to the end. Well done you. If you haven't already hit that follow button, why not? Tap it right now for new episodes every week. And if you want to catch more backside, you can find us on YouTube, TikTok and Instagram by typing in backside.