Back Side - Lewis' Stag Do Secrets, Theo S**tting Himself During Iron Man And Building The Back Side Festival!

Episode Date: August 14, 2025

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It means 99.8% chance of aliens. You know ovens? Yeah, they've glassed. They're glass ovens, so you can see in the oven, right? Yeah, yeah. You know, microwave's like, the glass you can see in the microwave, right? Why can't you see in a washing machine? What are they hiding from us?

You can see. in a washing machine. You always know about dishwashers. The circles are... Dishwashers. Oh my God. You get confused as well. You can see in a washing machine, but...

Right. Why can't you see in a dishwasher? Do you want to see in... Because it's... Because it's not... It makes you think there, doesn't it? It makes you think there, doesn't it? But also isn't the point of enough to see when the food is ready?

Whereas a dishwasher, you put it on a cycle and... you put it on a cycle and then as soon as it's done you know it's been it also also a lot of dishwashers are integrated so they match the cupboards oh washing machines i got a big fucking so in microwaves now with washing machines that's not true i've been i stayed in a flat and microphones are integrated into the cabinet yeah that's very rare it happens though but why can you see in a washing machine you don't see dirty clothes i don't know i don't get what the reason for that but i feel like the problem with washing machines is why the fuck can't you open it oh do you know what you You know when you...

It's locked for the cycle, isn't it? No, but I can press pause and it won't let me open it. When you put it on a dry, say you put it on like a two hour dry, but you need to get something out ASAP. Is this good content? Yeah, it's like, no. You can't open the Washington. This cannot be good listening.

That's for 50K! Why are you bringing the mood down? Do you really think people are sat here wanting to listen to you? Oh, weird about content. See us of something then. Do you want to knock around anymore? Yeah, yeah. He's a bit of a miserable bunny, isn't he?

Well, we know. Bunnies who are like... You're miserable, budd. They're very famously happy. Poor Tom got a pack this weekend, so we'll come on that in a second. Sorry, cool, call on it. But first of all, we want to know, Lewis. Actually, before we know that, guys, we went up to Daisy Hill.

What the fuck? All over the guys. This is an ADHD podcast. We went up Daisy Hill, and we recorded some football video. We did. Up the cutters. For our other show. The other show that we don't talk about, backside, is sponsoring an Aaron Hunt's football team,

who's a friend of the show, actually, been on the show. We spoke about that with him. I know, but it's official now. We've seen the kit. They look pretty sexy in beast mode. And do we review, is this going out before or after the famous video that's? What is going on? You are all over the first.

I might be playing for the Daisy Coes. Oh, well, yeah. Right. Is that groundbreaking? Honestly, the worst entrance to any point. Well, speaking of other news, Lewis Bowden went on his first ever staggedo. Second ever stagged, dude. What was the first one?

My brothers. Me brothers. Oh, where'd you go for that one? Honestly. That was just that one. The only staggers you've been on is your brothers and a former work mate is fucking sad. You know the problem is because you're fucking ancient, we're still young and hip and don't get married.

How old are you? It's the third one? It's the third one. It's the second one that's never coming out. Yeah, the one that you'll never see. Yeah, one on stagging. By the way, that, that Reeves stag do video is predicted to get a million views within the It will not get a million views.

It might. It won't. It might. It might. It might. I was it taken to. be released it really should how was it yeah it was good like we went on to you are we went on to um callum goddard's ah why are you dead naming him or not that's his real name he's

prodd would people know it was proddy it's prodwood yeah i don't know i didn't get the call up but um yeah so we went to Croatia in split and he had like no idea where he was going until it's quite funny actually so yeah this whole buildup he had no idea where he was going it was like it was like a secret sort of thing and then they were about to do like a quiz where each One will give away a hint and he can guess it from the... Oh, can you... Tell us the thing, then. Break down the quiz, if that's okay.

Are you at the airport and he still don't know where you're going? Yeah. How did you check in? About his mate, best man, checked him in. Like, so he went along with him. And then scanned it on the thing. Yeah, and got on crew. That's kind of...

It's a good effort and a good idea. And they made it all the way up to that point. And then just as they're about to start the quiz, one goes, oh, do Croatians do good haircuts? And instantly, you just knew it. Oh, fucking ruin it. The quiz master didn't get to do his quiz.

Yeah, who was the quiz master? Um, the other best man. What's his name? Cam. Cam. He sounds like a quiz master. Yeah. And a jizz master.

And did you have, what, what time's the flight, Lou? What time was the flight? Relatable. The flight there was like, um, half eleven. And the flight back yesterday was like half here at night. Well, I, reason why I bring this stuff about the half eleven flight, because Lewis was very stressed the day before this flight. So he was scared he's gonna miss his flight.

And he's never flown from Gatwick before. So what time did you get? to the airport eight o'clock two hours beforehand yeah nice and safe one of the how was there they got there why you've brought that up because i thought you're getting there at eight they got they got proddy there at like four in the morning or something like like four five hours before the fucking flight i was like you taking the piss why's known because um ben the lad who's went with him he's like missed a flight before so he just didn't want to risk it and obviously you're joking so he got there five hours before and didn't know where he was

going for four of those hours wait are you being serious yeah serious not I thought it was like a banter, like, telling him the wrong time. Yeah, that would be funny. Yeah, I listened. But it wasn't bad, it was like, I'm coming with you, we're going this early. One of his mates that was overly cautious. Imagine having a fight at 11.30 and you get up at 3 a.m. do again. Did you dress him up in anything or do anything like?

Yeah, the first, the first night was like everyone had to go to a charity shop and get an outfit for someone else. Wait, hang on a minute. You skipped off the major, major part. What? Obviously, we voted airport beers quite highly in our ranking. We brought it, did you just say. Yeah, he's mentored. We voted, we voted.

Didn't they come? You said Roth. Also, they finished last in our ranking. I voted. I think we've finished, didn't we? How were the airport being? Yeah, I don't even think. Pretty nice, like, pretty decent.

Did you have Nando's breakfast? No. No. Who goes Nando's for a breakfast? We just went to food. Yeah, obviously the, the important details of the food and drink. It was a little spoons job. It was good, though, to be fair.

What beer did you go for? Was it one of the hot-rated ones? Stella. Stella. Stella. Stellar sound. I like, I fancied a bit of Stella. Oh, Charlie been pissing him off.

Nah, it was good. The first night was like, so everyone had to buy, like, charity clothes for the others. In Croatia? Or prior to the trip. Got you. That's why you dressed like that? Are you still wearing them? No, joking.

How many beers did you consume at the airport, brother? Oh, why were you leaving the airport? You've been really weird. He's been so weird. They're going to turn off. Producer. Five or six? How many do you have?

How many do you have? I don't know. Odds for me. like three. And on the plane, how many have? Oh, she's such dead chap. Carry on with your story. I'm trying, my heart. How big was, how big was the stag point? It was like 16.

16, single men. Was he really? Sixteen. That is a big one. That is a, fucking, that's a lot of people. How long is the, like, four hours? Two and a half hours. What? Is that it?

That's the fuck. Well, not the occasion we went, which ended up taking like nine hours. That was terrifying. The plane crashed. But that night, everyone was like dressed up in like the cherry. outfits and you'll enjoy what so the one i got given was a sundland polo uh and you wore it wait oh so hang on yeah so they've all the people were predetermined who was getting who outfits then you never on anything you'd rather die than where anything sandland yeah so it's quite an awkward one

as well this because i'm like going on i don't really know to me there yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah and this and i've dressed up in some shit you know have you've seen the pictures i've dressed up in some questionable things on night out. But my one line of science and is like Sunland shit and I was like, fuck it, but I can't ruin like the crack of this. So you wore it? I wore it back to front and I took a fine and drank. But like

I was just back. You wore it? No, hang on a second. You've got to stop doing that. Also, guys, we just he's worn a Sundland shit. Yeah, hypocrite, mate. And then he spent the last four years saying I would never fucking do that in my life. Yeah. I would rather die. It wasn't a kit as well. Bank of me, it was a polo.

You wouldn't even take like the most, you You would rather, like, not wear a fucking part of shit in the bet that you offer. And you've just done it because you do scared to stand up to men. It was a black polo and it was a piece of a stiff polo. Who was the guy that you were assigned? What did you give him? It was just one of his mates, but I thought, I like, with stuff like this. I'm like, Will is disappointed in you.

Well, I like him with this, I'd rather, I don't know about you, see if you're doing fancy dress. I'd rather something that's clearly fancy dress and like, so not a cheerily outfit. I'd rather that because people look and like, they know. I'd rather give someone that people think, oh, he's actually... No, that's what my tactic is. I think that's way worse. I got him some bright blue Hudrich's short. I said Hudrich across the top.

A green, like, slasanger t-shirt and a matching green hat. So it looked like... Oh, that's good actually. Yeah, that's pretty good. It's so... It looks like a fucking toddler. Where could you possibly got that from? Not your own wardrobe.

Wait, where did you get it from? Just in split? No, charity shop before it. Oh, you got it? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it was like a tenor all. The hat literally has someone's name written it. They must have lost it.

Who said beast name? Yeah, he said beast name. But yeah, that was a good night. Did you feel a bit of anxiety going into a bunch of lad you've never met before? Nah, lads are just like sound really, aren't they? It's like, they merge quite well. Especially on a stag where the vibe is just like to involve. I've got an important question.

Did you have a wank? Oh, I did, yeah. I had a room to myself. Oh, do you pay extra for the room? No, well, Carl decided all the room. Well, we know why he got one to himself. Nobody wants to be. Everyone's in partners.

I'm the most disabled one with my leg. So I got room to myself. Cal did you a solid and gave you a room to you. And also your mouth free. Who were you? That is the main one because people would have hated that. Who was the one over? Good question.

Who was the big liability? No, when gone, don't put him the question. I don't know what question is like whatever Paul site was on oh but there's new rules report now

have you signed up actually but there's some sites that don't have those rules change your VPN to Germany but doesn't even need to He was in Croatia at the time surely that's just What the rules?

Oh really? Yeah That's what you got to change to Germany allegedly What are you going to say The Olympics liability I don't think there was a proper liability You said to me

It didn't sound very much Actually not Probably he's one of the best men, Cam, he got fucking bladded. The quiz master. Yeah, he's funny. He's funny. Yeah, he had a good laugh, Cam. Yeah, he had a good time. Did you drink with your knee?

That's what I'm just going to say. Like, he literally said, right, I'm going to have a sober weekend. When we were discussing around here, I'm going to have a sober weekend because I can't put any threat of damaging my knee anymore. Yeah. A.m. First day in the airport. You already have in part?

Yeah, I was, I was, I'm not going to lie. I was playing water polo, and that's when I did my hamstring again. I did my hamstring again. I did my hamstring playing water polo. Oh, really? I was already torn. Yeah, I was so, a month after surgery and then just torn my hamstring. And then, yeah, I thought, so I must have re-tore it a bit more.

But it was fun. Yeah, that's, yeah, that's, yeah, that's. Memories, yeah. That's all that matters, mate. It'd be fine. So, how was the boat day? Because I saw you. The boat was fucking beast, man.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You must have got a well big boat for that many people of you. There was, like, two. But it's like, I would have, like, to have been in the sea a bit more because, like, they dropped up at us off, like, a beach bar. I was like, do you know what? I just want to be on the boat having some baby conkarnies. But it was fucking beast more.

There's now better than getting a boat and having to be a... Did you have, like... So obviously you're on a boat and they provide drinks for you. Nah, no, that's bring you on booze. Oh, was it? You were going to be on a boat?

Huh? I was in charge of the tunes. The driver. What? The captain? What? Captain, I was saying... Because the speaker on the LinkedIn to the button.

That should have been me. I'll speak of you, man. Did you have a lot of beverages, you had a good time, you'd let it loose? No, the question we want to know is Prod would let loose. Did he get done in as a stag? Or was it like, aim?

It was funny, in the airport, there was like a quiz where it was just like, forcing him to get the wrong answers and every time you had to do half a pint. So he had quite a few in the four. What kind of stag things happened? Do you not remember anything that happened over the weekend?

Or is it, you're not allowed to talk about it? No, like I can talk about it. Because I'll just say it and then I'll ask if he even once it spoke about. And then we'll say, think of the crazy thing. I don't know. We just went out and got really drunk. Fucking lie. There was like, that was going to wholesome.

No, like, mad forfeit. It was essentially just like getting very drunk around the pool, going out, getting drunk. That sounds like a holiday. It sounds nice. It was lovely. It was class. Let's have a stag more of just a really nice time. In fair, it's not all stags after we just came.

No, I think he did, I think he did just one, like, an actual like. Nice time. Good time. I will say like, chilling in a villa. chilling in a villa, in a pool, having a beverage, you know. It is good fun, but come, I stags to be naked or something. That's what I was thinking, like, some crazy stuff.

You'd have, like, pin him down all the side. I mean, there's 15 of you on him. You could have done anything you want to him. Yeah, could have tilted him. That's fucking true. So be fair, like, I, but there's so much stuff that might have happened and I wasn't there. Like, there's 16 people.

You're like, I was, I was losing the shower. Let's like, there's 16 people, not everyone's, like, on the night out, not everyone's always two-down at 10 o'clock tonight. So who did you, who did you vibe with there? Because obviously, like, you find little cliques within the group. If there's 16 of you, you find, you know, a little small friendship. Do you know what, it was weird?

It didn't really split into it. I chatted a lot of them. There's a couple lads who, um... You don't speak to anyone. You're like, there wasn't like I was only with one group. I'd just sit. Whoever was there, I'd just crack on with. Oh, okay.

You brought up your footballing opinions? Huh? How many bought up your footballing opinions? None. Well, I'll tell you what, on the first night, there was like, there's tons of... There's so many, like, pitch-fide, pitch-fide fans out. Like, Lord's Scottish lads there are tons. What, in Chrysha?

Yeah, Lord. You must have got recognised a lot out there. Yeah, it was be snush. But it's sort of, do you know what? Do you want to think is like, it's a bit like, when you're on a second, you want to get a bit fucking Raz Clark. So in a great time, but you do, you struggle a little bit with anxiety of being recognised on nights out. No, I don't really.

Soon comes to panic attacks on. I don't know. I'm not at that level yet for it to be overwhelming. I am starting to get to a point where I just can't be asked being around. I, Tom, actually was speaking to Jody about this. and I've got a I've got a what do you call it

not prediction like a theory what everyone so I went through this as well like maybe in the last few years where you just hate the fact that you're going to get recognised

or like you just want to just do like normal right yeah but you need to get to a point where actually you need to accept that it's going to accept that it's going to be like that it's better than being like no yeah I do

and like the vlog I'm putting out today a lot of it is with like lads who recognise me that are they were basketball I have no problem seeing people and spending time with them, having photos, doing videos, whatever at all. Yeah, nice interactions. People who can't leave you alone when it's time to leave me alone. It'll be very good at shutting people down.

But I was, bro. Anyway, basically there was me. I went there with Liv and all her friends. Live you alone. Go away. Go, go, go. Live tell them. So I went up to get the round with, because I didn't.

got around all day so I was like fucking I actually need to get one and there's like 10 I think there was 10 of us there so I went up we live and I'm at the bar and these lads are started because I was getting around for 10 people it was obviously quite an expensive round you're only two hands as well oh and don't get me started on that so then um these lads are like oh go fuck you know he's spending all his ticot money oh like just giving it and I'm just like stood there like okay but then ask at this point had you lost a lot of money on the races no he's only like the second race I didn't know what mindset you know no no I don't care about losing money at the That isn't an issue.

No, you've seen me, you've seen me at how I don't lose every race. I don't really care. Like, I'm not, I don't get angry. Just be sick. Guys, don't they, do I? No, you know, but. No, it's not about the money. It's not about the money.

It's not about the money. It's not about the money. It's a penny's in the water. It's an investment. Anyway, so I'm at the bar. And they're all just chirping at me and I'm just like, okay, whatever. And literally a guy next to me, when he's like, does that get annoying? I'm like, yeah.

And they're like, he's like, I can't remember. And the guy next to you actually knew who you were as well. Yeah, but he's just like, oh. It's the normal nice. Yeah. Anyway, I turn around because then I get 10 drinks. I turn around, Liv's fucked off talking to someone.

So now am I right. I'm getting chirped by these lads. Liv, who hasn't, he's meant to be there helping me. So I'm just stood at the bar with 10 drinks. Can't do anything. This is what you've got. I can't do anything. Can't do anything.

Getting these lads thinking they're funny thinking of them, oh, mate's just chirping at me. I'm like, yeah, yeah. And then I'm looking at Liv. And I'm like, Liv, any chance? She's like, oh, sorry, I was only saying hello to someone. I'm like, couldn't you have waited? Oh, this is fault, is it?

No. So then I move it over to, like, a little, you know, as you come into, like, the queen and there's, like, a little section I could put them. While I ring one of the lads to come up and give us a hand. And while I'm, while I'm, like, taking these drinks over, this lad's, like, poke, and you're going, you're fucking fuming at you, you're fuming. And I'm just like, all weird thing to keep doing. I know. I know. I was like, imagine he's fuming, I'm like, oh, I'm like, I'm like, thank you.

Literally. So I'm just like looking at him and I was like, all right. And then walk over, put the, put the drinks down and start like trying to call my mate downstairs. And then another one comes over and he's like, oh, mate, I'm a massive, massive fan by the way, and start trying to put his arm around me while I'm on the phone. And I'm like, mate, can you just leave me alone for a second? I'm trying to sort something. And he's like, no, but I'm a massive fan. I'm a massive fan. And I was like, mate, thank you. But I really don't care right now. Can you please just leave me alone while I sort this? And then later, if I see you, I'll talk to her, whatever. And then even Liv went, can you just leave us? Just leave us alone for now. And that's when, again, he tried to put his arm around me. He's like, no, but I'm a massive fan, so I just pushed him off me. And then another four or five of him come running over. Like, what's the issue?

What's your problem with big fans of yours? And that's when I'm starting getting annoyed. And I'm like, I don't give a fuck if you're my fan or whatever. I've asked you four or five times, can you please leave me alone? And you're not leaving me alone. They were all fannies. Like they weren't going to do anything. They were just trying to antagonize me.

That was literally it. It worked. I think it worked a little bit. Well, it did, but then Liv's like, no, no, you can't go back. I was like, Liv, I'm going to go and get my drinks. I've just paid fucking, fucking, as they've pointed out, $200 for these fucking drinks.

I'm getting the drinks. Because you've got doubles, mate. But then these, then these. No, seriously, it's seven pound for a single, but they're the doubles, 14 quid. Anyway. That's my surprise. No, but normally a double is slightly more than a single.

It should be because, yeah, you take the, It was the pimms and it was expensive. They were having drugs of pimms. They were like 50 quid. Yeah. Fuck off. And you get, like, Nord-dil.

There, yeah. Now, no. Hey, for ice. These lads, these lads, it seemed, while they heard, I think, Liv saying to me, you're not going back over, they were like,

oh, we'll grab your drinks for you. And I was like. I was like, all right, then I just walked back down to where everyone was. And then these lads come over and they was like, oh, we saw what happened.

Like, you didn't do anything wrong. They're fucking idiots or whatever. If you say to an actual fan, give me a second minute. phone call, then I'll come back. Yeah. Most fans are going, oh, okay, for sure, thanks, man. Yeah.

But, I mean, but, and they would, wouldn't they? And it annoyed me in the sense that literally, and I don't want that, that, those idiots just to ruin the interactions I have with people usually, because 99% of the time, people are class, right? And they just love, they just want a photo, they just want to have a look, a little bit of a joke, and then that's it. But then, so then this guy messing me going, Garrett, I'm not sure if the above was about me and my boys, but all I wanted to say was, I love your content, I think you're

top. No chance did they ever think you'd. react the way you did. Your missus was trying to calm it down. I understand you might not want any of us near you the way you were feeling, but I was only trying to show you support. So what time was that? This is at 2125.

Then the next message, at 2151, you're a fucking melt, you fuck. And your, and your missis. Your missis was wet, you silly. Silly fat. Ha ha ha. You're a cuck, ain't you? Absolute sausages. Out of interest.

Did you see him go to the toilet between these messages? Oh, we're getting on to that. Well, I mean, I'd have been home, but I think, yeah, I think maybe he might have had a few cheeky flicky menages and he just, or I think what happened was, I think he felt guilty and they, I think that they would have actually known they push me to the edge. There's that, lords of them, and then there's another 10 minutes.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like he still can't get his head round it. And then also I did notice his last name because I had another message from a guy, I didn't reply to this one, from another guy with the same last name. Brother's an arm. Must be.

Or you fucking, you're getting it. Hey, don't ever step foot in Ascot again. The weird thing with that is, like, they could have had it, man.

Yeah, like, most likely that's the only chance for you to get it. Exactly. There was a, there was a strange air

in Ascot when we were there. Well, apparently, I actually seen a bloke afterwards when, um, he was on, Perry and fucking,

oh, Joe Corey was there? At the concert. Yeah, from Tomorrowland, Ascot. And a lad come up to me and went, oh, bro, I saw what happened early,

don't worry about it, you did nothing wrong, whatever. And I went, I was like, well, he's what it is. And he was like, I literally saw them get into a little bit of something with someone later. And then he said he saw two of the fight. I saw a fight, really. No, no, saw them get into something.

I don't think originally they were trying to get into it. I think they were, I think they thought they were being funny. Right. And trying to, like, be my mate, but you're not my mate, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a lot of sniffing going on. on at that festival. Honestly, the toilets will create. I had to go for a poo. I had to do it. I needed the toilet. Well, you eat a lot of food at the moment. And I swear to God, urinal's, there was a

I've never, I've never had a kiss that quickly at an event. No one's, I had a cue for a men's cubicle. Yeah. Yeah. I went into the, and by the, and by the, I've never been offered so many drugs that day by the way. Oh, boy, everyone. I was probably waiting 15 minutes to do a poo. And I was waiting 50, I took so many photos outside the cubicles that then when I went in to do my poo. Everyone thought you were doing. Oh my God. Yeah.

And there's like a little gap. There's a little gap. I just have to head down. Guys, I'm just having a poo. Imagine it inspired me. Everyone's knocking on the door. I was putting it like this. I was that scared.

And all I could hear next door and the other cube was like, oh. You're scrubbed outside me while he died. I've never, I've never heard so much hurricane going on in the in the Oh yeah. Or most of me. It was men. walked in.

Was it a different crowd then? It was it a younger crowd? It wasn't Royal Ascot. Oh, so there's a younger crowd. So the entrance where you went in, you scan a ticket, but there was no barriers. Yeah. So a few of us, we did all have tickets. Like, Liv's mate had all the tickets.

But instead of just keep scanning them, there was no security there over then they scanned you and then you did your ticket. Yeah. So half of us didn't even scan a ticket. We just walked right in. We were like, what the fuck? Yeah. So like no one was checking pockets and nothing.

So everyone just walked in, I think, loads of gear. I was barely in his security there the whole day. Yeah, literally. It was just like a free-for-all. Did they just sack it off after Royal Ascot and go, whatever happens at the Fox racecourse? I think it's maybe just because it's just quite a meeting and there. They don't expect that, but obviously everyone... Oh, Joel Corrie's there?

Yeah. And Marvin Humes. Really? Yeah, it was actually like, there was so many fans, but they were all sound. Yeah, there was... It was our demographic, though, there wasn't it? Like, your early 20s, like... Also, I didn't even know he was there.

But you know how I found out you were there? I didn't know when I asked you in the morning, like, for the tips. I assumed you then thought I was there. I found out Tom was there through people taking photos like, oh, I've just seen Tom. I was like, what? Where?

Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, no, I'll... Oh, it's nice how you just talk to each other outside of the show. But I went to go see him, obviously. But then this is the difference between, like, boys and girls.

Like, if we were girls, we'd know what everyone's doing at the weekend. Oh, yeah, I had no idea. I had no clue. Yeah. Yeah, but then you come down, I said a lot. Well, we know what you're doing this weekend.

You and Dodie? Doody was there. Yeah, Doddy was there? With Doty getting dunk Because you weren't drinking me Because of this weekend I'm not drinking, yeah, I drove home afterwards Why are you not drinking?

By the way You burnt his head Oh yeah, so bad I know sun cream up I forgot Pio Yeah, you tell me boy Yeah

You have a nice You know where a little peekie bliner When you're there or whatnot No, I'm not a loser Oh There's a lot of race goes Who are those, mate No, you're in for it

But it was kind of beast mode not drinking actually. I still had a great time. I actually felt more confident on the 0%. And why were you not drinking? Because I was driving home. I was trying to feed you into the next bit. Oh, no, but quick, yeah.

I did have a good... I was a bit like you. I didn't get that drum on asking. Until after, oh my God. Where'd you go after? You went for a curry? No, we went to... Sorry, after the racing, obviously the MK bit.

Not MK, what am I about fucking Marvin. Marvin Yume? All that shit, yeah. I did start feeling a bit lucy goose and I was like, I really need to eat. You went for a curry, a banging curry. And then went home, had a cup of tea, and watched the NFL highlights. And I was in bedball at half-10?

I had a full sober night Friday as well. First time in forever. Really? You'll be having an alky at the moment, aren't you? First time in forever? You get shrunk all the time. Really? It doesn't invite me.

You drink all the time? That's not true. Yes, it is. I didn't drink a period. You drink at least once a week for the last two months. Absolutely not. That is not often for most people. I didn't drink last week at all.

I didn't drink last week at all. I drinks you through it. Yeah, that is true. Yeah, I went to an underground gig, didn't I? Oh, yeah, which they're Ordly, King Boo. You won't be familiar with these. The fuck of these, people.

Yeah, they'd like to... Yeah, DJ set. It was in Next World Records 2, which is on Sturton Road. Who did you go with? I went with my editor. Oh, nice. Yeah, it was actually a really fucking sick night to fear.

Both sober, both just chilling to the music. Saw so many people absolutely pinging off the red air, no, yeah, yeah, yeah. And they're all, like, because the DJ's so intimate, like, you're stood next to him. sorry the set is so intimate all of the people that are like absolutely mashed their face

we're all just like bending over the decks going high five man I'm out and deed is like fucking let me play everyone like slowly get drunk yeah yeah yeah it's actually like hilarious yeah I woke up the next day and I was like I'm so glad I didn't drink because I remember all three sets

and had an amazing time did that tomorrow I realise why I'm going bald by the way because you're ugly genetic no but like even more bald right now you'll be genetics so you know like how Charlie has been a bit away for two weeks it's her fault

is it? Yeah, fucking women. I ran out with, like, shampoo, and I just started using hers, and she just came back today, and she's like, why is the shampoo leaked everywhere? And the purple shampoo. And the bottle's just, like, shit, so it just always leaks. I'm like, it's just been leaking when I use it.

And she's like, you're blaming her shampoo for your hair thinning. Well, no, because it's not, it's not shampoo. Oh, my God, what is it? Like, apparently it's like, it's hair dye. I'll be like, anti-blond hair dye. It's purple shampoo. No, no, it's hair dye. It's purple shampoo.

Why are you telling me what it is? Anti-blonde? Is it having purple shampoo? There you go, it's purple shampoo. Yes, that isn't it. What's going, I'm telling... No, yeah. Why are you so...

Also, anti-blonde wouldn't be purple shampoo. Purple shampo is to keep you blonde. Yeah, so I've been using... I've been thinking, I've been rubbing it on me... Why would that make it go thing? Well, it's not going to help me be healthy. Lou, it won't care. It doesn't affect it at all.

It won't care. It's hair dye. I think you've... But your hair looks. I think you've come to a wrong conclusion. And I'm not blonde anyways. It wouldn't make your head thin of it. It's just shampoo, mate.

It wouldn't make it thin there. Right. You have like a McDonald's M head. It's more bald-eer than there. You got quite a big head. Yeah. Like aliens kind of head. I used to like a cold alien.

Did you actually? Yeah. And that's why I made the resemblance uncanny look like between you and the alien from American Dad. Just a backhanded compliment after back-handed compliment. Weird, weird boy. So Theo, why weren't you drinking on Saturday? Cough, cough, cough.

Because it's five days away. Till what? Actually, do you know what? Till what? Bebe-de-beep. Till what? See it. It becomes Tony Stark.

Tony Stark. See it. What the fuck you want about? Iron man! If you don't ever talk about it, is you guys... Oh my God. Yeah. So you're excited, nervous? Talk us through it.

What's the... I think I'm excited, but also just want to get the... swim and the bike done, then the run will be like, okay. I'm trying to get the swim in the bike and the run done. No, but like, swim, you can like drown and die. Okay. It'll be really long. The bike, like, you could just get a puncher and be fucked.

But the run, nothing can really go wrong. You can swish your ankle, pull your armstring, fall over and die, get run over. You're not running fast enough to pull your hand. You could get, you could get sniped. No, you could get sniped. But you could also walk, unlikely, but possible at the same time. It could be, hopefully not. Hopefully not.

What time you aim at him? You could have a heart attack or probably like a rest. We could have a stroke. That's possible with my heart. You could have a stroke. You could develop rabies during the run. A rabbit could bite me. Not a rabbit.

That's not what rabies is, mate. We're all. We're all. What time am I going for? I would love under 13 hours. Yep. Anywhere as close to... Close to 12 is...

I'll be honest. I don't think... How long do anything for 13 hours? It's just too long. Yeah, it's quite long. Other than drinking? I could drink. I could drink.

Yeah. yeah um because i don't know really i've never done it before have so i've no idea what to well you know you've done half of it so you kind of have a gauge of how difficult it can are you confident i think so well you're not confident you are five days out so you should have done all the training i have the fitness to do it it's just more like i just don't want like if stuff to go wrong on the day yeah yeah you're gonna fucking bring that into the universe by yeah i know yeah you can't manifest the ship

yeah i think mentally you're ready yeah easy yeah because the training's hard in the Because I think that is the main thing for this, your mentality. I think physicality, you are fit enough to do it. And you've been telling people that you're an Ironman for the last like four years when actually you've only ever done half. I've never said that once. Yeah, you are. Other people say it for me. Nah.

I saw a quote recently actually that certain events you can't out mindset the fitness. Who you quote in there? Who's coming up with that shit from? Nick Bear. He didn't say that. He did. Word for word. He said. There's not an event you can't out mindset and fitness. Ironman,

it depends how quickly you want to do it though. You can with a half marathon. What's the cutoff time for 17 hours? Do you reckon people with half a thing that could do that? Do you reckon people with half the training of what you've done could do 17 hours? It depends where you start from, with your bases. I'm just trying to think of out mindset in there. Could Lewis do that?

No. No, at the moment. Can't swim. Fairly. Well, that's a lot, that's a problem for a lot of people. I can't run either. Yeah, I wouldn't be able to do it. Well, you might be have to do it one day.

How long is the swim, like in terms of time? Hour and a half, hopefully. I want to do it under an hour and a half. That's a long time to swim. I'll be up, bro. You get well dizzy when you come out of the water because you spent an hour and a half horizontal. Yeah.

Also, it's jellyfish panic, which I'm pretty scared about. Sea, where is it again? Baltic Sea in Sweden. Oh, is it in Sweden? Yeah, it's in Sweden. Yeah, it's a Baltic Sea. It's a cold, though? Baltic should be.

It might be Baltic. That should be all right. It should be all right. Why are the jellyfish in Sweden? What would you do, right? If you're coming to the end and you've got 10 minutes to go, but you've only got like a minute run left. But Heidi Klum and me Lekounis appear from the bushes and they go, Theo, I want to suck you off for eight. I would, I would, is that your number one?

First of all, I've got a girlfriend. And second of all, right now, it's non-existent down there, man. I'm wearing a tri-suit for last 13 hours. There's nothing there to suck. are you not worried about like chafing or oh don't get oh mate it's horrendic it showed me already it's fucking violent that's the most what you've been you assured him is show me his groin area it was chafin already because he was like oh it's so bad and i was like oh prove it then because you can't really know what's going on here yeah yeah prove it yeah bet you won't the worst it's

ever been this is what i'm excited i'm excited because of the new saddle on the bike is just like the worst i need to get a new saddle it is just horrendous. Well, you're living a bit late. Do you see? No? Yeah? I don't even know. It might have a lot of cream on it. I probably want to see that. Oh. Oh. It was way ready when I saw it.

Yeah, it'll be red tonight when I've cycled. After you fucking give Jody a good scene. What you were, what are you gonna, like, eat afterwards? Oh, that's something. I'm looking forward to that. I'm also a bit scared that I'm going to become really fat. After the finish. Yeah, I didn't. How many calories were you really silly burning? Wait, what do you mean become?

8,000? Yeah. But you'll consume, how many you consume you throughout? Like, 5K? Up there, yeah, a lot, yeah. During it? Yeah, it's gels and food.

I'm trying to push about 100 grams an hour of carbohydrates, which is... Oh, imagine 100 grams an hour. Rocket fuel! You finish it in an hour. The next day is when I get hungry. I'm going to sit down in front of vassal, you're not eating pizza. I actually think you'd be so cooked that you might not even be hungry. Oh, you're not hitting the stream then?

No. Yeah, I think I'm... So are we, um... Sorry, not we. Do you, what do you eat? Like, uh, liquid carbs. No, I understand the gels and stuff. Like, any actual food?

Yeah. During, yeah, you do. This is the first one I've ever done it. I'd feel sick. That's exactly why I've had to practice. You have to train your tummy. Yeah. They like, take things up.

What do you mean? So, like, I've got to pick up a bag at like 120K on the bike, which is like my personal needs bad. And it's going to have like a chicken wrap and peanut butter and honey in it. Which is such a weird combination of peanut butter. I mean, it's got all the shit you need though, isn't it? Yeah, but you actually got to eat real food, otherwise you're just like... Yeah, you can't survive.

I'm prepared to shit myself. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've been close to shit in myself. At least do it on the swim. Oh, that's... Oh, that's fucking buying. Yeah, but it's just stay in your wetsuit. It's just staying in your wetsuit.

Yeah. Get on the bike, it'll be coming out your shorts. Oh, fucking poo-y leg. Do a paula Radcliffe? Uh-oh. Unless you took a shorts off for that. Are we in the wetsuit? I bought those shorts.

bought those shorts on eBay. It's disgusting. Old we in the wetsuit. That's quite a couple. Yeah. Like F1 drivers do that a lot. Peace while racing. Some of them.

Yeah, fluid. Genuinely, yeah. Really? Yeah. Well, I'm glad you're... I'm confident in you, mate. I think you're doing it. The only thing you foresee going wrong is really just mechanical now, right?

Yeah. So, I mean, you've done it then. Cramp's going to be fucking horrific though. That's going, I'm always getting crampy. But I'm not the only one going beast mode this week. week. Yeah? Not Louis.

Isn't it J.K? Jack K. I don't know who that is, sorry. Don't know who that is. I bet. The final book. This is the fastest come up of

anyone on social media I've ever seen by the way. Like, oh, I don't know. I think he could be going on forever. He took a jet two holiday, out of Ibiza, returned on a private jet. Are you sure it was Jet 2? I'd never, I'd never heard of this guy before.

And I woke up one morning. He saw the real where he's like dancing away in Ocean Beach or wherever it is. And I was like, oh, he looks so much like my previous editor. I'll send it to a couple people. And then by the end of the day, every single other fucking thing that I'd scrolled from my algorithm was just this guy. Isn't it not a bit weird that this guy is just suddenly, like, famous just for having

a shit haircut and shit like... He's pretty warm, actually. Yeah, but it's not... No one's kicking on it going. No, but he was originally... I'm actually half glad he's made some out of it because the person originally filming him was obviously trying to take the piss out of him. Like for the way he looks or whatever.

But, and it is a mad echo, but, like, I just find, this modern world in society is fucking mad, I don't understand. Why is he, he's going to make thousands, probably not millions,

but he's going to make fucking so much money from this. Just the fact he wear, he's like a, it's like a Lego character. Yeah. I don't get how, is he, but Jet 2 have already got a deal with him

where it's, get your flights out to Ibitha and shit like that. I saw him, DJing on real earlier. Like he's actually playing in front of craft. He's actually getting paid next. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Instantly.

Yeah. 100%. There's an attraction for people to go out there and try and see it. And obviously, typical, fucking, you bought a crypto coin. No, he has. Yeah. Oh, mate, I forgot to say that. So on the flight over to our stag, there was like a lad in between two

the lads on the row behind me who were with us and this guy isn't. Apparently who sat there trading in the coin. He sat there trading fucking Ibitha final boss coin. Really? Is that actually, are you being serious? Yeah. Yeah, no, genuinely. Yeah, so if he just rug pulls that, he's probably going to make fun.

Which he has already, I think a couple hundred grand. How does that work, though? Basically, you get people to buy it and then you sell it off and it goes. Yeah. Because you own, like, a load of it. Yeah, he's got most of the stock. He can make it last. I mean, the one thing that'll kill him if his hair recedes.

That'll be like when Bivo lost, he got changed his teeth. I know, but I do you remember where like Bivo went and changed his teeth? And then it was like, well, that's the only reason people found you funny. And then, so if he lost the hair, it's like game. I mean, Lewis, I don't think in the next month when he will eventually fall off. That is going to be in a few. He might make it last man. Wait, he's also got the closing parties as well, which will be another little spiker.

As we get him on the pod. I'd be for final boss. I just don't. What is this world nowadays? I mean, I've got to rate it, mate. I mean, we can be famous for doing Nishna. I mean. Oh, who's paid for the private jet?

Well, yeah, congratulations for the private jet. Jet two, I think. Well, no, they'd put him on a jet two, wouldn't they? No. You can he's paid for the private jet. No. He would have just hopped on. Dumped by his girlfriend.

No. She was sick of him partying with the lads. Wait, so he's gone to Ibiza, got dumped, and then made a career off the back of just partying. But also, isn't his number one fan, Wayne Inica? I do. Have you not seen the way linnaker? I do nothing. Edit his photos.

He looked like him. Has he? Have you not seen it? If you go on Wayne Linnaker's Instagram, it's so funny. What's a throwback snaps? Have a look. So he's always wearing them sunglasses. Is that what he used to look like?

That's the main door. Yeah, him changing his haircuts, it's probably the best. Yeah, that's his name's ever made fun. I've never seen him without sunglasses, be fair. He's such a crazy, with a goatie as well, Matt. An on-running vest as well.

Oh, that's him look? No way. Absolutely. The crazy goatee. I've got to rate it. The article says, although Jack does have a lovely set of art. It's become integral to his final boss character.

Yeah, the sunglasses. That's crazy, man. Anyway, I want to hear Lewis's facts because he's been going on about it for the last hour or two. This is actually exciting because it's unfolded now in the real world. Okay, can I ask you a question? Yeah. Is it a fact?

Yes. Why did you hesitate? But haven't you said that about all your facts that we've proved wrong? You've never proven them. Will two minutes of research prove this to be made of? No. Are you sure? No, I'm ready for it.

Continue. Okay. So, it's finally happening. Aliens, here we go. They're actually coming. Oh, just at Sino, did you see the video of that guy with his dog in Malvern? No. Oh, type in, Will, just quickly before he gets on to his fact.

Got UFO site in Malvern. Exciting, Moulvin. What the hell have you just typed in? What the hell are you on about? I know. I know I can't use like a bottle. Dog walker, yeah, this is it. All right, now, it's the video.

You will like this, Lewis. He got his dog? No, there's a video of it. It was on Twitter. Here we go. What the fuck? Can you get that on full screen? Fuck.

I can't see it there. I missed it, I reckon. They do slow it down though for you. Alright, go on then. Nice dog. He's excited. Could be a she. No, that's a frisbee.

No, why? What, it came from his land? That's a frisbee. Look. What? Can you not see that? Oh, the flip. At the top, what the fuck?

You need to scroll up, shooting star. It could have been a speck of light. Scroll up a bit more, scroll up a bit more. It could have been a firefly. Up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Shooting star or something in the day time. No, it's not shooting, because it doesn't go.

Look. It's just a bit of light. It's not a bit of light. That's a bit of light. What do you mean it's a bit of light? What do you mean it's a bit light? Will, can you say it to the start again so we can watch the full speed?

It does. It does, like, deflecting weird ways. Do you realize, for light, for us to see the lights, It has to be, light has to bounce off an object. That's how you see. So seeing that bit, that's just a bit of light out of nowhere. It's the wrong video. Right, I'm trying to watch this in full speed.

You need to zoom up. He needs to scroll up though because it doesn't show the whole video. Scroll up. Yeah. No, I don't, not in slow-mo. That's an alien. Alien. How fast does that move?

That's how fast they move is not. Also, how do you know to the real? Start, start, go to the, because the guy posted it not knowing, like. I'm trying to keep my heart. Oh, okay, yeah. You don't even see it. A little flicker. So imagine how often they'll be doing that.

And apparently... A flicker of light. And apparently Malvin's very famous for... UFO heavy. For sightings and things like that. Anyway, continue on, Lou. That feeds us in very nice because scientists are all a bit of a buzz in the community at the moment. I've been on the meetings.

Science community? Yeah, science community going off right now. They definitely wouldn't have you on the meetings and would they, you fucking freak. So essentially, they're in, like, the office and, like, where they've got, like, satellites and you're looking out in, like, space and deep space. Not a lab. And, like, one of the sirens is going.

It's like, huh, uh, uh, so you'll have a check on that. Um, and essentially they see this fucking massive object, like, fucking huge. Yeah. Um, and they're all like, what the fuck is this? Like, this is the, it's the size of Manhattan. It's out in deep space. Um, and just, just for reference, like,

to be the size of Manhattan, rocks like that. it's essentially impossible for that to be found in deep space there's not enough material to make one that big. Is it the size of Manhattan actually quite small? No. For like a rock instead? No it's like no this is like 20, that'll be like 20 kilometres long or something 25 kilometres long. Isn't that how big asteroids are

sometimes? No. I don't know. That's a world I think the one that the one that like killed the dinosaurs was less than that. Yeah. Yeah. So they're all like that's fucking too big to be a rock. So like what the fuck is it? And not only that, it's coming from the centre of the Milky Way galaxy and they're like they can chart its path of where it's going to go where do you think it comes it comes all the way through towards our solar system past Mars and just perfectly past earth as if it's going to lock look oh they're viewing us and also funnily enough it's also

coming from behind the sun so it means we won't be able to see it properly until it passes the sun so it's basically so it's basically like sneaking up on us have we seen it now though because it's in like far deep space but when it gets it will come behind the sun how do we see it in deep space um the james web telescope so that's just proved aliens are real right there you go why how can it he's done it he's done it's an asteroid but how can it see it's on an asteroid sorry sorry how first of all i've got a couple questions sorry yeah so this telescope can see into deep space yeah james web telescope okay that's cool uh how did it okay side prox how does it's pretty how does it see through the sun it doesn't no no no you said it's coming up from behind the sun

It will be It will be It will do, it's trajectory will do But at the moment They can look round But he's caught them No no cause like

By the time it reaches Our solar system The Earth's position Will have chased We're facing away And it's behind the sun But you've already caught them So they're not sneaking

very well are they Yeah No I do it He's done it Actually like We've proven it on the show I betly we fucking like We got them down

To ride to the moment Anyways so Um The right Professor Avae Lovee Right He's from Harvard And he came rushing

And he's like Oh my God This is fucking aliens right I like to say, the odds of its trajectory being what it is as 0.2%. Wow. So that means... 0.2% chance it's aliens.

99. No, it means 99.8% chance of aliens. What? Have you... So the odds of its trajectory being what it is, 0.2%. Yeah, but it doesn't mean it's 99.8% aliens? No, it doesn't. It doesn't. So what's the rest of the percentage then? It's just not a rock.

Wait. What do you mean? It's 99.8% of billions. What? No, that's not the derivative, surely. So 0.2% is just the chance that it's a rock that ends up coming past it. Which it is.

Yeah. 2.2% chance. It is. Yeah, for a perfect trajectory. It doesn't mean that the other side is alien. The entirety of the other percentage is all alien. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know.

That's what we're saying. It's alien. So the only things you could possibly be is a rock or aliens. Yes, what else is out there in spruce? I don't know. Rocks of aliens. That is literally all there are. Planets.

That can't be right. You know, I'm right. Tell me one thing that's out there that it could be rocks are aliens. A star, a fallen star, a shooting star. Lou, could it be that thing that's a rock? That's a rock. They're not saying stars are rocks. A shooting star is a, is a name for me.

Yeah, I'm saying a star. Did you know, sorry. Yeah, but a shooting star is a rock. You know the James Webb Pellon type? Do you know where it is? It's not a star. They're substantially bigger than 20 kilometers. Lou, do you know where the James says?

Oh, no, you haven't... No, I wasn't reading it. I was trying to work out... So, the odds of it being just rock on that trajectory are 0.2%. Yeah. What's the chance of it being a dildo? Zero.

Zero point zero one. Wait, Lou, do you know where the James... So you're telling me there's a chance? Where it is? It's out in space. Yeah, that's so cool, isn't it? Yeah. Yeah.

To follow them to... Side thing. For them to assemble the James telescope, it goes out, and there was like 230 moving pieces for it to assemble itself and none of them went wrong. I have a question. How do they know that it's guaranteed

to hit that trajectory? Science. How do we know, wait, surely they could just like, you know when you're in a car and you see a car coming at you, like the car can also just turn right? Correct, yeah. Now, but the, the wee thing is right.

They can't guarantee it's going to do that, can they? So this thing, if it's aliens. By the way, if you want to go down the... If it's 99.7%... Sorry, 99.8% aliens, surely they can just go wherever the fuck they want rather than it being a specific trajectory.

Surely you think it was a rock. in a straight line. Then you definitely know where it's going to go. Yeah. If we want to go down the road that it's not aliens, I have a solution for you because the thing is right, aliens, like we just seen on that video, well known, they're already here. So we got that sorted. So why would they do anything as public as this to like make themselves get caught so early?

No, right. When are you trying not to be hidden? When are they predicted to come past us? Um, 2027. Oh, that's not that far. Not far at all. So. Why they're traveling for so long just to come past, is that?

What if it isn't aliens? It's the rock again. Project Blue Beam. You've just said it's 0.2% rock or 99.8% aliens, so why are you now giving us a third option? You fucking idiots. Also, if they've proved that it's pretty much aliens based on the percentage. But who proved it?

Why would they have to... What's going on here? If they know it's aliens, why would they have to work out its exact trajectory? project blue beam what has that any sense you ever heard of Project Bluebeam no so this from the 1970s right and it's exposed and proven to be right it was actually might be earlier

whereas it's a government we're planning to try and create a new world order the American government trying to create a new world order and to be able to do that the NWO so the way you do that is you stage like a global crisis and it forces people to be more like subdu and follow instruction because it's like we're all going to die otherwise

and then by then you sneak in like the new world order so that what they were going to do back in the day was an alien invasion and be like ah yeah yeah oh my god only America can lead us to world salvation get everyone no get all the countries in like right we have to go over this and they're all in on it so this is what we're seeing a little bit of project blue beam where it's like purposely setting in the

stones now. Hang about, are you telling me that the government had made this up and they're lying about the whole thing? They're lying

about the thing coming towards us. Yes. Which they apparently know the exact trajectory but if it is aliens, which is pretty much

guaranteed to me, they have control over where their vehicle goes. 0.2 or 99.8 or nothing at all. I've got pictures of it as well. If it doesn't exist,

they're all fake pictures, aren't they? I don't get the point what are you trying to? going to say you just showed us so much of stars in lines but what what so what are they don't get it i'm so confused so project blue bit so they basically want to it's like it's like with covid think back to covid right global crisis yeah yeah we all went and got a ton of injections without really caring which work yeah yeah no i'm not saying that's wrong but i'm saying we were

more subdued just to follow instruction if i went to you inject that in you now you'd be less likely to unless there was a global crisis you understand yeah vaccine an alien invasion it would work the same way. It's like, we're going to die. We all need to go under this. Come with us. You're coming here. I think you overestimate how many people would have to be in on this conspiracy to make the whole world just. Project Bluebeams a real thing. So like COVID wasn't a conspiracy was it all all top like doctors and scientists all come together quickly to get this. It's a pretty good point actually. Yeah. I understand. I know. I'm not I'm not saying that's an example of us just agreeing to something. We didn't just agree. The government

didn't go, we're all going to die, take these injections. It was, they took the months to come together. All these people who know more than us. So something like this, I don't understand how you think the government is going to go, there's an alien coming, like, everyone do this. No, because now we're going to be following it, and it'll be like, aliens coming.

I'll shit that thing. I guarantee you. Right, so. Two weeks' time I'll be forgotten about. Just like the alien invasion in New York. Well, Houston, I look, you've been like the alien guy. Also, if Eric and government told us aliens were real. Also, if there, if it is a giant alien spacecraft,

the size of Manhattan, and that's coming towards Earth and it's 99.8% guaranteed to happen. Is it called Project Blue Beam in that point or are we all just going to fucking die? Well, that's if it's aliens or not. You just said it is! You just said it was almost 100% alien.

What's the fact? Can I also ask a question? How the fuck are we able to, like, how is this telescope able to see? How is it able to find? You need to get over the telescope. No, no, no, seriously. Think about it.

Think I have big spaces, right? Yeah, this isn't the point. Theo, this isn't the entire. This isn't the interesting. point of this story it's quite cool it doesn't look at light it looks like like different i can't remember what waves but it's a form of light and then it colorizes them afterwards but like that light it can it means it can see through normal if you look at just normal light yeah yeah you're going to be blinded by the sun so you can't see past it but if you're

blinded by the light yeah infrared light it's like if i can't see that well past this because that's a bright light like that's if that's the sun that's blind yeah but if it was heat vision for example yeah yeah yeah but surely you could just like move to the left and have a look around it. Yeah, they're not considering moving it a little bit to the right. Well, yeah, so aliens are not. Well, we know it's not.

He also just said it also might be completely fake. Mate, your estimate of patience here. You said this was a fact? What is the fact? What is the fact? He's also said it also might completely all be fake. What's the fact? The fact is that they've looked into space.

You've presented this to her saying I've got a really cool fact today. All you've told us is this story where you're saying it could be this, it could be that, it could be this, and then go, what the fuck is the point of that? I'm more confused now, then we'll start.

No, no, but, Project Blooming. You're like, what the fuck are you on about? Also, guys, also, I guess you realize, Project Bluebein happened in the 40s, 15th and 60s, but you're also saying this is also Project Bluebeam, are you saying? Yeah, I think what he means by Project Bluebeam

is basically a, Alien World Invasion to get people to... Fucking hell, man. What are they going to try and make us do? What are they going to try and make us do? They call the hype. Who's the guy? Darren Brown did?

Darren Brown did. Yeah, he did that alien invasion, do you remember? Yeah. Oh, dude, it's something wrong with you? No, you didn't. That was zombies. Right. Anyway.

That was good though. Like, subscribe. Leave a comment of why Lewis is an absolute gong. He said all these things and he still doesn't actually know what it means. Also, shout out to everyone to listen to us and Tesco's right now. There's nothing behind those eyes. The fact is the use of the telescope. And the same...

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